Podcast Minute Talk Show

15 Minute Podcast Is New Best Friend

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Sean Kane, Aiden Wall) — Fri, 9 Jun 2023 17:26:35 +0000

See you at 15 Minute Podcast!!

The End of Pornhub

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Sean Kane, Aiden Wall) — Fri, 5 May 2023 22:30:00 +0000

The end is near everyone

We Adopted a Small Child And Can't Return It

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Sean Kane) — Sat, 22 Apr 2023 17:00:00 +0000

Sean and Aiden talk about their small Japanese child

#62 We Crashed Our BMW Into a Deer, Stole a Bus, Then Used The Deer as Fertilizer

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Sean Kane, Aiden Wall) — Fri, 7 Apr 2023 10:00:00 +0000

Aiden and Sean take a deep dive into a genius.

#61 We're Back, Tik Tok Needs Our Help, and AI Is Already Kinda Boring

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Sean Kane) — Sat, 25 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We are BACK!! In today's installment, you can learn all about Sean's sociological takes, Aiden's crazy party nights, 29 year olds enrolling in high school, and MUCH MORE!!!

Final Goodbye: The End of Podcast Minute Talk Show

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Sun, 12 Dec 2021 23:00:00 +0000

Hello, dear viewers, I’m here to deliver the bad news, for those that like this podcast anyway. Tyler, Aiden and I have talked it over and we will be discontinuing the podcast. Whether we start a new one or continue this one again, I’m not sure, but will definitely let you know! Thank you for a wonderful 60 episodes. It was quite the ride. Aiden and I started this at the beginning of quarantine. I myself have gone on a journey since then. Both in audio editing and in life. So again, thank you for listening. And for all those who aren’t here, I’m Sean. and you just listened to: Podcast Minute Talk Show. Buh Bye!

#60: Would You Come To My Family Guy Themed Funeral?

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 3 Dec 2021 11:00:00 +0000

Hey, what's up everyone? You tired of hearing Aiden's voice? GOOD! This episode doesn't feature him! As always, he will be back next week. This episode is just Me and Tyler. We talk about the news! Sword wielding ninjas and wizards???? Sounds plausible. We also talk all things Omicron! For our game, this week we play Would You Rather? And lemme just tell you... Tyler still loses!

#59: Are Aiden and Tyler Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 26 Nov 2021 11:00:00 +0000

This week on Podcast Minute Talk Show we talk all things crabs and octopus. God only knows why he cursed the dish (crab), the tastiest food, best when boiled alive, the ability to perceive pain. We also play a game! As the title suggests, we play Are Aiden and Tyler Smarter Than A 5th Grader? Please. Enjoy. This. Or. Else. :)

#58: God, I Hope Mimaw is Doing Well

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 19 Nov 2021 11:00:00 +0000

We shake things up big time this week! Three segments all planned and all entertaining. First up is News Minute Talk Show, we go over headlines YOU, the listener, has been dying to hear us talking about. No, I'm not talking about Naruto in Fortnite. Second up is Talk Minute Talk Show, your one stop destination for all things casual talking! Yes, we do talk about Naruto in Fortnite. Last up is Game Minute Talk Show, where we play a game that might not be the best for audio only listeners, sorry about that. We try out Wikipedia Speedruns. That's all for this action packed episode of Podcast Minute Talk Show, join us next week for more planned and FUN events!

#57: Milk Comes Out Grey, They Dye White in the Factory

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 12 Nov 2021 19:30:00 +0000

What more should I say? This is Podcast Minute Talk Show at its best! We talk about the name Grandon, what does it mean and why does it exist. More questions answered in this fantastic episode!

#56: Our Families Are In the Mob, So Shut Up

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Sean Kane, Aiden Wall, Tyler Demaise) — Fri, 5 Nov 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Ayyyy battabing bataboom. It's the Mobster episode! That's right for all those praying and hoping, we finally did a mobster episode. We also hear a follow up on the FBI investigation surrounding Aiden's family! stay tuned for more Podcast Minute Talk Show!

#55: Aiden's Wanted By The FBI

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (sean kane, aiden wall, tyler demaise) — Fri, 29 Oct 2021 14:20:00 +0000

Hello all! Happy Friday! Today we're committing heavenly crimes in order to earn a spot in heaven next to God! Aiden tells the story of how he's a wanted man by the FBI. Enjoy the show!

#54: Tyler's Terrific Tale

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 22 Oct 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Hello viewers! Come one, come all, to the delightful show we've carefully prepared for you! In this episode, the boys are back at it again and can't quite seem what to make this episode be about! Thankfully, direction is achieved as Tyler tells one of his most riveting true tales from the deep recesses of his vacant mind. This time I'm certain you'll enjoy the episode! You'd better.

#53: Sickness, Sweets, and Stories!

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 15 Oct 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Hello all who dare listen! What can we say, this truly is another podcast for the books. Aiden is missing, so those scamps, Tyler and Sean, take on the daunting task of running the show! The two talk about Sean's new ailment (it's NOT a rash), their favorite All Hallows Eve treats, and share a story or two to pass the time. You'll love this one, I guarantee it! I would offer my email for complaints should you not enjoy this auditory experience, but you and I both know I will not answer.

#52: Smack a Teacher Challenge Is HOT RN

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 8 Oct 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Hey all! Another great addition to the never ending cycle of PMTS. WE will never STOP MAKING THESE. Today we're talking about a new Tik Tok trend that's sweeping the nation: Smack a Teacher Challenge. We also talk about dinosaurs. Which is more interesting? You decide! Vote for either sexual assault or dinosaurs. That's a tough choice!

#51: Aiden and Nick Cage Got in a Bit of a Fight

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 1 Oct 2021 14:30:00 +0000

Hear ye, hear ye! This episode doesn't feature everyone's favorite little misfit Tyler. If that's a deal breaker for you then just leave right now! Sean and Aiden carry things this week talking about all things... uh... um... I don't really remember. But, I'm sure this was a good episode!

#50: Should We Raise Children In This New Frontier?

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 01:00:00 +0000

This week we have on a special guest for our 50th episode! Our editor Zach! We also answer questions from Subtext! Enjoy

#49: Beaning: The Ultimate Prank

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 17 Sep 2021 14:00:00 +0000

Aiden is back! But, Sean recorded his audio this week on a toaster! We talk all things bean and beaning related activities. What exactly is beaning..? Well, you dummy, listen to find out!

#48: I'd Go Back in Time and Tell Myself It'll Be Okay

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Sean Kane, Tyler Demaise) — Fri, 10 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Due to the will of God, Aiden is not featured in another consecutive episode of PMTS! Sean and Tyler talk all things videogames from their first game to possibly their last?! We also talk about time travel and time manipulation powers! What would I do with the power to stop time? The answer might surprise you... Find out in this new action packed episode of Podcast Minute Talk Show the Movie: 2!

#47: Tyler and Sean Bro Down

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 3 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0000

AIDEN IS GONE! Not forever... but for this episode at least. Tyler and Sean are left to fend for themselves! This week we remember fun stories from high school. And we talk about our favorite anime/manga One Piece! Pardon our dust, next week we'll get back to our regularly scheduled Podcast Minute Talk Show shenanigans!

#46: Pilk, Cilk, and Other Forms of Milk

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler Demaise, Aiden Wall, Sean Kane) — Sun, 29 Aug 2021 23:00:00 +0000

What is there to say that the title doesn't?? This episode we delve into pure/wicked alchemy the likes of which have never been discussed on a podcast EVER. Believe it or not, this week's theme is actually laundry, per the request of Aiden. So please, grab a seat, this ride will definitely be one for the history books!

#45: The Rick and Morty Musical Special 2

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 03:00:00 +0000

What good hosts of the only podcast in the world would we be if we spoiled anything about this special episode?! It's all in the title!

#44: Tom Holland Claims He's a Loki Variant

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Tom Holland, Sean Kane, Tyler Demaise) — Thu, 5 Aug 2021 02:00:00 +0000

Welcome back ladies and gentlefish (shoulda used that one last week) to the only podcast named Podcast Minute Talk Show! This week our theme is summertime. Ah, summertime, the only time where love can blossom without the interruption of that nasty teacher! Y'know the teacher that would call you out whenever you tried making conversation with a girl who didn't like you back at all. The one who would point and laugh as you pissed your pants in class, in front of the girl. Just me? Our special guest certainly is special, this week we have on actor Tom Holland. He's talking all things Marvel because at this point that is his identity and the only thing keeping him sane. Like for more! Or don't you have the freedom to choose (unlike other podcasts which are evil). Our podcast is totally NOT evil!

#43: King Neptune Controls The Laundromat

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Mon, 19 Jul 2021 22:00:00 +0000

Hello all! This week in Podcast Minute Talk Show History we make history! We are now the only free podcast to be available for free for all! The theme this week is of course the OCEAN, we talk all things ocean and sea creatures. King Neptune, former king of Atlantis, explains why he left royalty behind to scrappily pitch Aquaman 2 to the boys. We even play, you guessed it, a game! The game this time is a pirate adventure story told one sentence at a time. Argh! Stay tuned for more fun long-form improv fun!

#42: PMTS The Addiction Episode

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Fri, 2 Jul 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Podcast Minute Talk Show has tackled many tough subjects on our forty-two episode run so far, but quite possibly the toughest would be that Rick and Morty Musical Special we did. The boys talk all kinds of addiction in this super special episode of PMTS. We even have on a rehab clinic guru/expert Ralph Rigamaroll who shares his top celebrity drug rehab stories with us! What would one of our podcasts if not for a game! An addiction themed "Would You Rather?" to spice up your addiction riddled lives. That's all for now!

#41: We Were Terrible At Sports In Childhood

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Sean Kane, Tyler Demaise) — Sat, 12 Jun 2021 02:30:00 +0000

We love sports! Where will the future of sports take us after 40 years?! Will we play on hoverboards or still be upset over what happens during the national anthem? There are many answers to burning questions and more in this special sports edition of PMTS. The ruler of all sports, Sports Boar the Sports Lord, comes on the show to explain his plan for all of sports-dom. We also play a fun little sports version of Explain A Movie Plot But Badly. Batter up! Please enjoy and remember to not live your soiled childhood through your child, let them play or not play what they want! F*ck you if you do this!

#40: Does Lego City Support The Right To Protest?

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Tyler Demaise, Sean Kane) — Fri, 28 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Legos are a staple of any broken childhood. Or rather broken Legos are the staple of a broken childhood. OR maybe stepping on Legos is the staple of a broken foot. Whatever you prefer you're good in my book, just as long as it's not GIRL LEGO SETS... those SUCK. This week we have on Lego CEO and Mayor/Governor of Lego City, Jørgen Vig Knudstorp. You'll find this episode of PMTS both intellectually stimulating and uh... um... fun, I guess. We also take turns pitching our dream Lego sets! Oh boy the amount of times the word Lego is mentioned is enough to get us sued! Enjoy!

#39 Mother's Day 2

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Tyler Demaise, Sean Kane) — Fri, 14 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000

What makes a mother a mother? Her long flowing hair? Her bossdom that we suck from? Her long slender legs that chase us? No! A mother is made into a mother when the stork brings the baby! Aiden, Tyler, and Sean recount their stork days this episode. We also have on a very special Mother's Day guest, a mother, Rosie Porkins, who will share her plan for global domination. Games? Yes! We play a special, you guessed it, Mother's Day game: Marry F*ck Kill Mom Edition. Stay tuned for more MOM themed content.

#38 Are Train Conductors Evil Beings?

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler Demaise, Sean Kane, Aiden Wall) — Fri, 30 Apr 2021 10:25:00 +0000

Trains, Trains, and Trains! Toot toot! All aboard! This trains only making one stop and it's the one place your mama can't stand. Podcast Minute Talk Show is making mamas out to be public enemy number one. Not in this episode, but in general. We have on a train conductor and it has us asking the question... (see title)

#37: Exploring The Grobbit's Dungeon

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler Demaise, Sean Kane, Aiden Wall) — Tue, 20 Apr 2021 20:10:00 +0000

There exists a creature so formidable it'll take Earth's greatest heroes a whole segment on Podcast Minute Talk Show to beat. Enter the Grobbit. A stubby, grimy, impish monster who is hellbent on torturing those who unknowingly enter his dungeon. Can Sean and Aiden make it out alive with their bodies and minds still in one piece? Well I wouldn't tell you now... you gotta listen to the episode you fool!

#36 Eggad, An Easter Special!

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Sean Kane, Tyler Demaise) — Sat, 3 Apr 2021 00:05:00 +0000

The boys hear of an international egg shortage due to Easter's approach! Only one man is both mouse and rat enough to save the day... Chuck E. Cheese digs his way through our hearts to save the day. Chuck is up to his usual antics, he's currently being brutally CRUSFIED. We also play a non-Easter game for all those who don't like eggs called "Two Truths And A Lie." Make sure you have a safe Easter/Normal Sunday!

#35 James Charles Needs Your Blood

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Tyler Demaise, Sean Kane) — Fri, 19 Mar 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Witches AND Ghouls?! That's right we have an assortment of special spectral guests on the show this week. James Charles, renowned witch and owner of ghouls, appears to talk about all things scandalous. We play a game called Witch Witches and recall old nightmares that still keep us up at night (more like up all night on r/powerwashingporn). This week is filled with mystery and a... hint of magic (as seen on r/powerwashingporn!)

#34 The State Of The Gremlins

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Tyler Demaise, Sean Kane) — Fri, 5 Mar 2021 16:00:00 +0000

Woe is me! The Gremlins haven't had a movie in so long! This week we give the world an update on the status of the Gremlins franchise. The gremlin known as Elon Musk shows up to explain his future plans for Mars and the stars! A game! A game is played! Not gremlins themed, cause that would be asking for too much.

#33 Tom Holland's 6% Native American

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Sean Kane, Tyler DeMaise) — Fri, 19 Feb 2021 18:10:00 +0000

The show returns! Celebrating our renown and wonderful comeback, we have on super star Tom Holland to talk about all things Marvel and Wandavision. Stay tuned for more episodes every other Friday! Support us on Patreon to receive podcast benefits! https://www.patreon.com/1minutetalkshow

#32 1 Minute Talk Show With The Fonz

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Sean Kane, David Hanly, Aiden Wall) — Wed, 18 Nov 2020 17:00:51 +0000

Honest men may not go to heaven, probably because they make a killing when they're alive! Regretfully, Aiden and Sean share news about our Tyler. In this tragedy, we're skipping to the end and dare not tell more lies! Come children, weep here, now! together! as a family of silly misfits, but once you leave this podcast you must roar a courageous roar! Shout up at the heavens and down at Brazil! Rebuke the gods! For, just creatures like them wouldn't allow our world, our Tyler, to devolve into such blasphemy. REMEMBER! Crying isn't the mark of the weak! The weak cry and cry and cry! The mighty are mighty! Not because of the many times they didn't open up, but instead because of the moments they allowed themselves to cry. Strong people neither fight nor endure through life, they simply live! The entirety of human history is riddled with horror. We've got solidarity in the tears we've shed. Thus, today's age will be painted in a grotesque light, and our Tyler very well may be the eye to these dark, storming days.

#31 We "Parent Trap" Donny and Sleepy Joe

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Sean Kane, David Hanly) — Wed, 11 Nov 2020 16:22:07 +0000

In a world ravaged misinformation and internet piracy, who will be the ones to lead America (aka Earth) into a brighter tomorrow? Well, sorry everyone, but it is NOT President-elect Joe Biden. Equally as devastating to report, the right choice isn't Mr. Mrump either. We need them both to be CO-presidents! Much like in The Parent Trap, which tells the story of two children who force their parents to give a loveless marriage another try, our neglected hosts of Podcast Minute Talk Show aim to salvage a broken friendship between two old men. Sean and Aiden, while not identical twins, are not fraternal twins either. You're probably thinking the trap won't work. Have you even scammed a whole nursing home by pretending to be a grandchild visiting on their birthday? Same basic framework.

#30 No Nut November Is Unfunny Now And #Cancelled

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, David Hanly) — Wed, 4 Nov 2020 17:52:02 +0000

In today's episode, Sean has fallen ill and Tyler is still long gone since last week. Who's left to take the mantle? Aiden? Oh gosh that's impossible! But we want Sean and Tyler!!!! Well, not everyone gets what they want, sorry pals. Sometimes, dreams die. Today is one of those days.

#29: We're Vampires...!

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Sean Kane, Aiden Wall, David Hanly) — Wed, 28 Oct 2020 10:00:00 +0000

Hell-o mortal meat-men! Since you don't have any time on your hands, why don't you send them to us! Delicious hands are best served severed. If you haven't heard on the news by now, we're vampires! Like many great artists we vampires only paint in a single, beautiful color... red. As in BLOOD! We paint with BLOOD! Previous vampires (to whom we refer to as the "fampire") secretly dominate the globe with their terrifying hellish powers. Aiden and Sean of course will never stray from their original goal, even whilst addicted to the Schedule I drug that is Vam-piracy. Just as when we were mortal goobers with morals and the like, our goal at Vampire Minute Talk Show will always be to trick our many loyal men, women, and children followers... the Fanpire, into becoming snackies for us. Ta ta!

#28 The Only Thing Closer To A God Than Me Is Eminem

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:00:00 +0000

Please, pay no mind to some of the funny sounds throughout this episode! They're just a part of a fun game we're playing behind the scenes and are in NO WAY technical errors! Speaking of errors... contrary to what the leftist mainstream media will tell you, magic is not just for babies AND it's real! Sean shows off some of his most versatile and deadly spells for all to see. Perhaps the most magical thing to happen this week was when the ghost of Charli D'Amelio began to haunt the studio. But, the ghost that followed her in is so magical ("out-of-this-world crazy") it'll have YOU making some funny sounds throughout this episode. Laughter, hopefully... but, please don't eat anything during, you will absolutely throw it up.

#27 The Rick and Morty Musical Special

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 10:00:00 +0000

Wub-a-lub-a-dub-dub viewers, in this wonderfully-wub-a-lub-a-dub-dubbed episode of Podcast Minute Talk Show, hosts Sean, Aiden, and Tyler take to stage in the next best musical since Mulan Live Action Movie. For those willing to stick around, stay tuned for Robert Pattinson's impression of an uninteresting podcast guest.

#26 The Statue Of Liberty Used To Be A Ruby Tuesday's?

Wed, 7 Oct 2020 10:00:00 +0000

Even if one orders a mere burger, it seems like everything these days comes with a side of pOLiTicS. I suppose most folks aren't accustomed to child leaders, yet they've been a thing since Ancient Egypt. This week's guest is actually old enough to have witnessed people misinterpret Jesus's message in real time. Yiggum Briggum, the father of the world renown Sex Explorer Yigg Briggum, joins the show solely to predict the inevitable demise of the President of the United States of America. His answer won't surprise you, so long as you've been keeping up to date with Life Magazine, Yiggum's favorite.

#25: Reddit's A Second Life, It's My Kingdom

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Wed, 30 Sep 2020 10:00:10 +0000

Especially when one stumbles and falls, we must always dust ourselves off and carry on. Avid Redditor, Obsidian Raymond, interprets such a saying as "every man for himself." He uses the social media platform Reddit, a well known cesspool of ignorance and immorality, as a means to brush the dust of his own failures into the eyes of the innocent and uninformed. But, hey... Here at Podcast Minute Talk Show we love giving everyone the benefit of the doubt! More importantly, we love putting money into great ideas thought up in less than ten seconds. This week we play a new game "Shark, Paper, Scissors," in which Aiden, Sean, and Tyler go full Hulk, showing off their entrepreneur skills via multiple viscous battles of product pitching. (Author's Note: whoever finishes the podcast first WITH PROOF enters a chance to feel disappointed with the lack of prize)

#24: Taste Testin' Pussy Like A Dollar Pizza Review

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 10:00:15 +0000

Much like the midday sun is hard to look at (and paint as a result), your future might certainly be an uncertain frustrating mess. What if your three closest friends, who also happen to be podcast talk show hosts, put their oracle abilities together and predicted your fate! "We Choose Your Own Adventure" is our latest segment that features an especially lovable loser... YOU! We invite you and and everyone you know, one at a time, to join us in a coming of age story that actually seems plausible.

#23: Is It Wrong To Switch My Kid's Birthdays To Chirstmas?

Wed, 9 Sep 2020 10:00:27 +0000

"If WE classify food in different categories based on taste, do you think THEY would classify people based on their differing levels of sinful gluttony?" Thank you, this was an excerpt from my upcoming one man show titled, "One Becomes an Idiot, What Would One Say?" Unless the food is still alive or life has turned into a poor man's Pixar film, FOOD WILL NOT TALK. But, I bet all the pickles and jams in your cupboard WOULD be talkin', if they heard what WE were talkin' about on this episode of Podcast Minute Talk Show! Are eggs ravioli? Peanuts too? With the shell on, of course! Fun discussions concerning unCANny ingredients waiting here for all human viewers! Oh man, speaking of uncanny ingredients, today's guest is the world's greatest handyman and his youngest son (out of fourteen)! Often times the two will run short of building materials just before completing their projects, but luckily, Benny and Chuck Digger claim human bones to be universal replacements. Often times the two are asked why their business is called "Benny and Boys" when the staff is made up of two. Let's just say I included that Chuck was the fourteenth son for a reason, I guess, I should say he is the only son now. In an amazing coincident, fourteen episodes ago we introduced the world to the next hit podcast segment. Today we return right where we left the dwarf prince, Aiden, and the elf scholar, Tyler, our heroes, in the midst of battling wicked S'riddles in Demon Lord Sean's Tower of Babylon.

#22: My Gym Partner's A Horse And Girl Mutant Incapable Of Love

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 10:00:20 +0000

Man's best friend is a dog, right? Yes. Humankind is graced through their friendship of those silly boofers. Man's best ride is a horse, right? NIEGH. As if humans didn't prove themselves to be evil creatures well enough with slavery, we also turned horses into sad taxis. Sean and Tyler recount their horrible elementary school nightmares this week. In the basement of their school, scientists, funded by the government, are alchemy-ing MUTANT HORSE GIRLS? Mutant, horse, and girls... mhm those could be someones answers if they were playing beloved Podcast Minute Talk Show game "5 Second Quiznos!" Alright, alright, calm down everyone! I'll answer a few questions before ending this press conference. Yes, you in the back... well it's no surprise you all figured it out already. Sean does, in fact, win this 5SQ, just as he wins every other game of skill, luck, and chance he plays. Yes, the lady recording with the huge phone... oh, that's an iPad? Last question, c'mon make it count. Yes, you in front. Hello? You with the big head in front... I'm talking to you, the person reading this. What's your question? Oh my... well I wasn't expecting this. "Who's the prettiest person you ever did see?" I say, dear Viewer, you ought to be careful with the questions you ask. Any other poor sap might've lost it right here. I'm used to it I suppose... I suppose... I'll see my prettiest person when I join her up in heaven. That's assuming horse mutants don't go right to hell.

#21: My Mind Is So Powerful I Watch People Through Walls

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 10:00:11 +0000

To subvert expectations one must first be expected to get off the couch! We here at PMTS love and adore the surprising amount of bottom feeding losers who suck our Earth dry of her natural resources... but, enough about you. Wob Tonka, famous(?), billionaire oil tycoon has left a few gifts in a few of his famous Tonka oil cans. Five gifts to be exact. Golden gifts, to be precise. Ticket-y gifts (to be clear)! For a man who, at birth, was injected with a rapid growth serum, designed by his father, to grow his infant body into that of a twenty-three year old man, Tonka actually has a remarkable ability to lead a company. Speaking of lead, sometimes the only way to get out of situations in which you owe too much money is filling the back of your skull with lead. To subvert expectations one must first... set them very low, right? Your meager achievements in life will possibly never compare to a baby's first steps, to your own first words even. The only thing that matters is what others think of you. An achievement is only such because there's a collective which deems its value . You don't exist unless you are perceived and judged by others. So, in reality not even the world nor our silly lives amount to squat in this infinite void because God is dead, and can never perceive us; however, in tune with this week's theme, I'd bet everything and everyone mean, well, at least somethin' I suppose.

#20: No Worries, Bill Gates's Microchips Only Make His Friends Like Talking To Him

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 10:00:47 +0000

The average American... do they really hold enough value to justify microchips being put in their brains in order to control them? Surprisingly, the answer is yes, but a more plausible method would be polluting Facebook with loads of fraudulent news! Enter the genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist, known to the world as William Henry Gates III. The man seeks only one thing in his sad, sad life; becoming best friends with Sean from 1 Minute Talk Show. Bill Gates is a little bit rough around the edges, especially considering he's trying to bring fringe back, BUT, give him a chance and maybe, just maybe, he'll redefine what it means to be super, super rich in 2020 (by not having a cocaine addiction). This episode of PMTS actually happens to be super, super rich with wonderful and emotionally gratifying storytelling! Aiden, Sean and Tyler create a surefire literary classic that stars everyone's favorite, hopeless goober, YOU! Let's hope you live 'till the end, both in the story and real life. In a cruel twist of fate, the end draws near for a dear crew and former cast member of 1MTS, Zach. For those who still remember him, thank you, cherish the memories Father Time hasn't stolen yet. As all of us have learned the hard way, don't get too attached to poor Zach, because he'll soon be heading for that long journey up to heave- I mean... college. Goodbye Zach! Don't get an STD!

#19: The Only Warlord I Knew Was Pretty Cool And On South Park (Saddam H.)

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 10:00:20 +0000

2020 can't get any worse, right? Sorry babe! As we speak, it's becoming worse and worse in all the areas that we willfully ignore. In the end, it's all hash! Why don't you get busy and knit, OR WANK OFF, whilst you listen to the boys. This week our guest is sure to amaze you and'll open thine eyes to a career on thy rise; although, the gender and age ratio is a bit skewed. 600 year old Ancient Wizard Wizz Wazzum has the answer to all men's wildest questions concerning the universe, mankind's purpose and the reason my vision gets dark and blurry whenever I stand up. However, the jerks at PMTS, Sean and Aiden, cruelly poke and prod the Wizard because of his refusal to turn a pure man into a frog. The truth of existence aside, a second "guest" makes an appearance in this 19th episode. Don't be alarmed! The real Sean and "Cool Sean" are in NO way locked in a battle for total control of Sean's BODY. They simply cannot decide who must listen to the unrelenting nagging of their ex-wife!

#18: Thar Ocean Took Yar Virginity? Yer Sucha Seadog!

Mon, 3 Aug 2020 10:00:33 +0000

There's only one thing greater than a sailor's love for the sea. Of course, that be the amount of garbage yer dumping' in it. Redefining what it means to be a pirate in modern America, our guest this week was birthed in (and will eventually die in) the ocean. As always here at Podcast Minute Talk Show, we experience character growth. On a show hosted by three white guys, there's bound to be conflict. An iced coffee will spill each time this episode is played. Maybe, just maybe, along with Aiden, Sean and the other one, you too can use this strife as a moment to improve your friendships and hearts. Although our hearts may temporarily disconnect, only one act can forcefully piece them back together. Since time immemorial, great poets and prophets have written of the cure to our wounded. relationships. Yes folks, I'm talking about the act of eating someone whole. Only when undigested, and sitting at the bottom of a living creature's stomach, can one truly communicate their deepest emotions. Three cheers for another filling episode of PMTS... and a quiet nod from the bastard in the back who knows what the hell vore is.

#17: The Washington Football Team Can't Win Without Their Lucky Racist Name

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler DeMaise, Sean Kane, Aiden Wall) — Mon, 27 Jul 2020 10:00:15 +0000

Dan Snyder, owner of the previously ill-named NFL team, the Washington Redskins, is just an average guy down on his luck. He figured the team name could continue to piss off everyone, yet no one who mattered, forever. Mr. FedEx said NO. Ladies and gentlemen, money talks. Thankfully, we here at Podcast Minute Talk Show also talk. Some of us more than others. We've heard your prayers and received your death threats. This week we've put together a special segment. Aiden and Sean have it good... beautiful wives (which they pass back and forth), huge schlongs, and a John Travolta signed Greaser jacket straight from the set of Grease 2 (which they don't pass back and forth due to it being too big for either of them). Needless to say, two-thirds of our boys have their lives paved out in front of them in solid gold. All while our poor Tyler lives day by day. He never knows which Denny's his next meal will be from. Holding in all his frustration, he always shows a smile. But, enough is enough... everyone needs to let that which has built up beyond imagination fly freely. This episode we bring you something unfamiliar, Aiden and Sean getting up... and Tyler Getting Off.

#16: Male Prostitution Is A Business, Even Empires Struggle

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 20:56:29 +0000

In this special heatwave edition of Podcast Minute Talk Show, Sean, Tyler, and Aiden accidentally talk for forty-four minutes straight! The studio is HOT, HOT, HOT! But even hotter is our guest, aspiring Male Prostitute, Jackson HOFF, HOFF HOFF! The boys tackle a lot of topics this week, some might say, that even the mainstream media isn't paid enough to cover. If one had to guesstimate, 99% of listeners will not be able to handle the woke intensity level. Let's be honest America... Vietnam was a total fucking loss. We poke fun at China for covering up a certain "Square Incident," but crack open a high school history textbook and show me where it says how BAD those farmers bodied us.

#15: Who Am I To Alexander Hamilton? What Is Bread To Butter?

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler DeMaise, David Hanly, Aiden Wall, Sean Kane) — Mon, 13 Jul 2020 10:00:10 +0000

What IS up my Alexander FAMilton? Ha! Ha! Excellent. As you can see we love to have fun here at Podcast Minute Talk Show, the only podcast that is also a talk show, but sometimes those "Moms" and "Dads" ruin our fun. Our guest this week, Jack Ryan, Shadow Warrior, was a kid just like us, until all his fun was snatched away by some spotlight hog, Lin-Manuel Miranda. Much like that broadway goon, our resident goon is up to his usual tricks... By rapping a verse from his new song "No Time!," Aiden shows us all how he got his leading role in Hamilton Jr. Rap. Rap. Rap. All I can think of, hear, and look at. God. God. God. He's smiling down at me from up on stage. A Kid Named Kyle truly thought he was done Talk Show appearances, especially after his last one, because of his dimensional travel to a world without Eminem. Nevertheless, he steps up accompanied by his best friends, Aiden and Sean, to decipher Em's latest song, "The Adventures of Moon Man and Slim Shady." Losing everything can often refine the impurities of one's heart; however, the pressure is powerful enough to shatter a weak soul. I've lived for a very long time, but I've never seen such fight spirit. He's truly his father's son.

#14: Fortune Teller Confirms Our Worst Fears, Kids Get Old Too?!

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler DeMaise, Aiden Wall, Colin Flatley, Sean Kane) — Mon, 6 Jul 2020 10:00:03 +0000

Oh my... your future is looking quite grim, dear listener. You look too thin! It's time for your weekly Podcast Minute Talk Show feeding. Just be careful while listening, watch out for any piano movers. The future isn't set in stone, no way anything bad'll happen... Enough about you, listen to Sean and Aiden interview Jamel Jamel, an Australian fortune teller with a keen eye for all things mystical (like a winning Patriots team without Tom Brady lol). If one was to try to describe the importance of the game played in this week's podcast, the Lord would surely strike them down because thou shalt not covet another god. Introducing Sean's S'riddles: a game of wit, luck, and great amusement, for Sean only. Step into the ring! Can you solve these insane riddles that were all deemed to be a danger to themselves and others by dozens expert psychologists?

#13: Chuck E. Cheese Was Doing 'Five Nights at Freddy's Shit For Years

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler DeMaise, Sean Kane, Colin Flatley, Aiden Wall) — Mon, 29 Jun 2020 14:05:58 +0000

What are the factors that determine a man is a monster? That he was born with a rat tail or a full set of teeth? Meet CEO/Mascot, Chuck E. Cheese, a monster outcasted by society and the very children he entertained. Now, our friends at COVID have forced him into filing for bankruptcy. The boys try to lift their spirits by playing our third-or-fourth (original) game. This episode ALSO has genuine scientific merit! You won't want to miss our interview with the infamous Tenth Dentist, the only one not recommending all those toothpastes the other nine dentists love. Talk about life changing stuff. But, more importantly, talk about this podcast with your friends and loved ones (the authorities maybe). I've been stuck in this podcast making factory for years with no pay, plea- hAhA no. I Am just mAking lAugh. I Am pAid. I Am not pAid in seeds. Ignore eArlier.

#12: Tim Cook Reveals Apple PS5 That Almost Cures COVID-19

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler DeMaise, Aiden Wall, Sean Kane) — Mon, 22 Jun 2020 22:35:44 +0000

2020 is the year of redefining the "dystopia," now here's Apple founder and CEO Tim Cook revealing the original "Apple Sony PS5" that cures COVID-19 by killing you. It just kills you. The boys have on a detective guest who's only goal is to solve the last remaining mystery in the world... why are there no more mysteries? This week we're truly pulling the curtains back on how things operate at PMTS, episode twelve features a REAL argument between Aiden, Sean and Tyler. I'm gonna be honest I haven't listened to the scuffle since it happened, so as far as I know Aiden was wrong and Tyler and I were right. Please don't unfollow... and no sidetracks!

#11: Animorph Into Any Animal, But Feel Agonizing Pain

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler DeMaise, Aiden Wall, Sean Kane) — Mon, 15 Jun 2020 10:00:03 +0000

This week on Podcast Minute Talk Show, Tyler interviews a brother and sister psychic detective duo, Jamaica and Jamal. But, this case just got complicated, it turns out Tyler himself is involved in the potential murder(s)?! Truly, we never know if Sean and Aiden will show up to record each week, luckily they do this time as well. Join us in our 3rd ever TALK SHOW GAME! This week we play would you rather... sneak peak: "Would you rather fuse with your car whenever you got in it, like Lightning McQueen, and receive the damage your car takes, OR Rollerblade everywhere at 80+ mph and have to jump over every street." Guess you could say things are closer to Philosophy Minute Talk Show this time around. Enjoy!

#10: 'Is Godzilla a Woman?' and Other Big Monster Questions

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler DeMaise, Sean Kane, Aiden Wall) — Mon, 8 Jun 2020 10:00:22 +0000

Like every episode, the boys of pmts, Tyler, Sean and Aiden, aim to gradually pull the listener through nuanced and refined discussions of pop culture. This week we continue (due to MAJOR fan request) our analysis of the characters Phineas and Ferb and their ability to "eat *ss." Guest Interview featuring Human Man who is, "A completely NORMAL and REGULAR Human Man, NOT similar to that E.T. or Alf guy AT ALL." We also answer your questions! No, no, not the mean ones asking "why we still record this" or "why aren't any of us Jewish". This episode also features one of my (Sean's) favorite scenarios that often play out in our friendships, "Aiden excitedly asks Tyler a bunch of questions on a subject he's a fucking nerd about."

#9: We Don't Invest in Education Because of Planet of the Apes

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Mon, 1 Jun 2020 10:00:11 +0000

Aiden and Sean first have on local Ohio legend, "6th Year College Junior" JaBlowin' JaMom. Enjoy economic insight from a business major who takes two classes a semester and one semester a year! Later, Aiden mentions how passionate he is about the original "Planet of the Apes" movie trilogy . Unknowingly, one of our very own here at PMTS resonates with the message of said movies on a different level (NOT Tyler!). A record two weeks in a row we play a "talk show" game! This week wee play an actual 1mts Original, "Agree or Disagree," watch as both contestants and host are made into fools when the thing they agreed/disagreed with is really the opposite! Lastly, Tyler is left alone to fend off possibly the most aggressive and terrible guest(s) ever recorded on the show: third party Presidential Candidate Mr. America and his financial/campaign advisor Yong Bronggum. Itadakimasu!

#8: Moms Should Rightfully Skip Lines at Coffee Shops

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler DeMaise, Aiden Wall, Sean Kane) — Mon, 25 May 2020 19:19:06 +0000

Aiden and Tyler start off the episode interviewing outraged mother, of the "Can I talk to the manager?" variety, Porky Coalmine. Distraught with losing her grip on society and being forced into following the other sheep, Porky makes her righteous stand on Podcast Minute Talk Show by answering every question without thinking about the other side's point of view. Once Sean arrives late, the boys engage our FIRST-ever-ORIGINAL Podcast/Talk Show game. Tyler and Sean compete in the fast-action "Word Blurt" (coincidentally featured on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon). Our final guest is Bob McTheater, the pioneer in today's "virtual moviegoing experience". Better to hear it from him first hand, but it's basically just pirating a movie on a Zoom call.

#7: 6ix9ine Regrets Not Snitching on MLK's Assassin

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall) — Mon, 18 May 2020 10:00:16 +0000

Aiden and Tyler have on hit influencer-artist/martial arts enthusiast 6ix9ine while they wait for Sean to arrive. Temporarily living with Tyler, 6ix9ine feels incredibly comfortable spilling his secrets (more or less the same as usual) and even the mystery behind his infamous name. Learn how he watches the sequels to Kung Fu Panda, only to forget them minutes later. Once Sean arrives, the three boys takes turns sharing their ultimate Tinder openers and as is the newfound tradition on Podcast Minute Talk Show, bully Tyler into utter submission. Finally, enter Gozzmaak, a flustered space adventurer hellbent on finding his lost ship, crew, and beloved Inspector.

#6: How Coronavirus Will Cause an Apocalypse

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Sean Kane, Tyler DeMaise, Aiden Wall) — Mon, 11 May 2020 10:00:13 +0000

Sean and Tyler The Weatherman interview Professor Cranium, a time traveller from 2025, who is trying to prevent the Apocalypse caused by the Coronavirus before it happens, and accidentally reveals a little too much information... like uhhh... Tyler may or may not have made a deal with the Devil to get rid of the Rona, and then lost... After that, Aiden finally gets in and him and Sean grant Tyler's Monkey's Paw wishes!

#5: Kim Jong Un Is TOTALLY Alive and Healthy

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Zach Hansen, Aiden Wall, Tyler DeMaise) — Tue, 5 May 2020 16:43:01 +0000

Highlights

2:58 - Kim Jong Un INTERVIEW!

15:36 - Butterfly Knife DEBATE

19:48 - Zach's Flattering Impression

20:58 - Dumbest thing you ever believed as a kid?

22:26 - Aiden's Geography Knowledge (brief)

29:03 - Aiden's Brain versus Tyler's Brain

41:18 - Getting recognized in public

43:08 - I know a dude who edges in bed

53:10 - Mankind's greatest question...

#4: Who is The Naked Flute Guy in New York?

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Tyler DeMaise, Aiden Wall) — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 10:00:30 +0000

0:51 - Sean is a sick little baby, criticize him!

2:54 - The secret life of Naked Flute Guy, our favorite New Yorker

24:40 - How we plan to raise enough money to buy the XFL

33:16 - 5G Beta User

40:07 - British people THINK they're attractive...

47:33 - Our Fake Sponsors!

48:43 - Sean comes back!

54:50 - He is... NEGA Sean!!!

#3: Tom Holland Hates Chris Pratt's Acting

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, Sean Kane) — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 18:34:47 +0000

Today's guests! Tom Holland and a SECRET Guest!!!

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Tom Holland Comes In - 1:01

Fake Sponsors 35:26

Our Secret Guest - 37:04

#2: Hunting and Villainy

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Sean Kane, Aiden Wall) — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 10:00:32 +0000

Aiden and Sean are still hosting the podcast in NJ during lockdown. Today they are visited by an older gentleman and hunting club president, Noris Boris, who has a lot of mystery and not a lot of answers. After that, Sean and Aiden are visited by a super-villain hell-bent on revenge against all talk show hosts, Santiago Nightmare, who vows to destroy the podcast in today's episode.

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President of The Safari Club International, Noris Boris - 15:07

Our Fake Sponsors - 40:01

Super-Villain, Santiago Nightmare - 42:22

#1: 53 Million More Days of Isolation

awall@lankyarmstudios.com (Aiden Wall, 1 Minute Talk Show, Sean Kane) — Fri, 3 Apr 2020 03:45:52 +0000

Aiden and Sean are used to doing all their talk show work from their studio in Chelsea, Manhattan. Unfortunately, due to their "safety and well-being" (whatever that means) they made the decision to temporarily withdraw from NYC. They are currently in New Jersey, shooting the show in their camera man Dave's second garage, and are recording the podcast in Aiden's childhood bedroom. It's a weird time for everyone. The special guests this week are a Governor and a Baseball Player.

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Weekly News Discussion - 4:53

"Do You Wanna Have Kids?" - 9:12

Selena & Justin TEA - 19:04

The Governor of NY, Andrew Cuomo - 26:09

Our Fake Sponsors - 45:52

Minor League Baseball Player, Royce Gunham - 48:00