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<p>The Great War and mortality impacts: Dmitri Jdanov, Evgeny Andreev, Domantas Jasilionis and Vladimir M Shkolnikov of the Max Planck Institute in 2005. Between 1913 and 1918, British men aged 23 showed a 15-16 fold increase in the probability of premature death.</p>
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 During World War One, in 1916, the Newfoundland Regiment went into action 753 strong; the following day, only 68 answered the roll call – 90% casualty rate, of whom almost half were deceased. In military (and any, actually) terms, this was a catastrophic and devastating loss.</p>
<p>http://www.heritage.nf.ca/first-world-war/articles/beaumont-hamel-en.php</p>
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 During World War One, in 1916, the Newfoundland Regiment went into action 753 strong; the following day, only 68 answered the roll call – 90% casualty rate, of whom almost half were deceased. In military (and any, actually) terms, this was a catastrophic and devastating loss.</p>
<p>http://www.heritage.nf.ca/first-world-war/articles/beaumont-hamel-en.php</p>
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 The Back Death and HIV<br>
 http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/10/4/l_104_05.html</p>
<p>Tsunami: some countries often have plans to help deal with ‘tidal waves’, such as this one from New Zealand.</p>
<p>getthru.govt.nz/disasters/tsunami/</p>
<p>That most dangerous of animals, the mosquito: www.who.int/features/factfiles/malaria/en/</p>
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 The Back Death and HIV<br>
 http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/10/4/l_104_05.html</p>
<p>Tsunami: some countries often have plans to help deal with ‘tidal waves’, such as this one from New Zealand.</p>
<p>getthru.govt.nz/disasters/tsunami/</p>
<p>That most dangerous of animals, the mosquito: www.who.int/features/factfiles/malaria/en/</p>
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<p>An apocalypse is a “very serious event resulting in great destruction and change” (according to the <a href="https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/apocalypse" rel="noopener noreferrer">Cambridge Dictionary</a>)<br>
 https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/apocalypse</p>
<p>A super volcano event possibly resulted in a human population decline of up to 90%, although a group of African early-modern humans nearly 9000kms away managed to thrive in this period, <a href="https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/03/these-early-humans-prospered-during-what-should-have-been-a-devastating-volcanic-winter/" rel="noopener noreferrer">putting the whole thesis into contention</a>. <br>
 https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/03/these-early-humans-prospered-during-what-should-have-been-a-devastating-volcanic-winter/</p>
<p>According to Yuval Harari in his book <i>Homo</i> <i>Sapiens,</i> there were six species of humans 100,000 years ago.</p>
<p>An article by <a href="http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190218-are-we-on-the-road-to-civilisation-collapse" rel="noopener noreferrer">Luke Kemp on the BBC</a> demonstrated a complication of factors contributed to the death of ancient civilisations, including climate change and socio-economic inequity. Kemp defined collapse as a “rapid and enduring loss of population, identity and socio-economic complexity,” although a few of the civilisations in his study recovered and/or transformed.<br>
 http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190218-are-we-on-the-road-to-civilisation-collapse</p>
<p><i>Commentaries on the war in Gaul </i>byJulius Caesar, quoted in <i>A History of Rome</i> by Cary and Scullard (The Macmillan Press Ltd, 3rd Edition 1975), page 262.</p>
<p>Pompeii research: https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/11/101102/pompeii-mount-vesuvius-science-died-instantly-heat-bodies/</p>
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<p>An apocalypse is a “very serious event resulting in great destruction and change” (according to the <a href="https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/apocalypse" rel="noopener noreferrer">Cambridge Dictionary</a>)<br>
 https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/apocalypse</p>
<p>A super volcano event possibly resulted in a human population decline of up to 90%, although a group of African early-modern humans nearly 9000kms away managed to thrive in this period, <a href="https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/03/these-early-humans-prospered-during-what-should-have-been-a-devastating-volcanic-winter/" rel="noopener noreferrer">putting the whole thesis into contention</a>. <br>
 https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/03/these-early-humans-prospered-during-what-should-have-been-a-devastating-volcanic-winter/</p>
<p>According to Yuval Harari in his book <i>Homo</i> <i>Sapiens,</i> there were six species of humans 100,000 years ago.</p>
<p>An article by <a href="http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190218-are-we-on-the-road-to-civilisation-collapse" rel="noopener noreferrer">Luke Kemp on the BBC</a> demonstrated a complication of factors contributed to the death of ancient civilisations, including climate change and socio-economic inequity. Kemp defined collapse as a “rapid and enduring loss of population, identity and socio-economic complexity,” although a few of the civilisations in his study recovered and/or transformed.<br>
 http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190218-are-we-on-the-road-to-civilisation-collapse</p>
<p><i>Commentaries on the war in Gaul </i>byJulius Caesar, quoted in <i>A History of Rome</i> by Cary and Scullard (The Macmillan Press Ltd, 3rd Edition 1975), page 262.</p>
<p>Pompeii research: https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/11/101102/pompeii-mount-vesuvius-science-died-instantly-heat-bodies/</p>
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