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<p>Things will be cold, crude, smelly, scary, vexing and demoralising at first, but <i>you can do this</i>.&nbsp;</p>
<p>You can do this because you’re a human and that’s what we’ve been doing for much of our existence.</p>
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<p>Things will be cold, crude, smelly, scary, vexing and demoralising at first, but <i>you can do this</i>.&nbsp;</p>
<p>You can do this because you’re a human and that’s what we’ve been doing for much of our existence.</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:title>Don&apos;t Eat Me 16: Homes and Villages</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Villages appeared, in the nomadic eras, where people crossed paths, or gathered to share resources. Where people stopped and cooked food, usually near water, discarded seeds will have germinated into useful edible plants, so when they returned, there would be food to collect. 
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<p><strong>Learn First Aid: </strong>try your local Red Cross, for example. Here's the NZ link https://www.redcross.org.nz/first-aid/our-courses</p>
<p><strong>Learn to forage:</strong> A New Zealand example is https://www.wildbotanica.co.nz/pages/free-beginners-foraging-guide but these are very locale-specific, so try and find one for your own area or country.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Build a community: </strong>learn to ask questions rather than jump to judgement. Try and work out how to re=purpose someone's skills, hobbies and interests for the current situation. At the same time, try and pair people with those who can learn, to have skills passed on.&nbsp;</p>
<p>https://www.wikihow.com/Create-Community</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
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<p><strong>Learn First Aid: </strong>try your local Red Cross, for example. Here's the NZ link https://www.redcross.org.nz/first-aid/our-courses</p>
<p><strong>Learn to forage:</strong> A New Zealand example is https://www.wildbotanica.co.nz/pages/free-beginners-foraging-guide but these are very locale-specific, so try and find one for your own area or country.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Build a community: </strong>learn to ask questions rather than jump to judgement. Try and work out how to re=purpose someone's skills, hobbies and interests for the current situation. At the same time, try and pair people with those who can learn, to have skills passed on.&nbsp;</p>
<p>https://www.wikihow.com/Create-Community</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p>On the Sarakatsani shepherds; check out Patrick Leigh Fermor's brilliant pre-WWII travel books. They are well worth reading for an intimate glimpse of 1930s Europe: <i>A Time of Gifts </i>(1977), <i>Between the Woods and the Water</i> (1986) and <i>The Broken Road</i> (2013) in which the Sarakatsani shepherds appear (pp 255-258). The language he writes is simply beautiful, and Fermor captured worlds elucidated by no other, in my experience.&nbsp;</p>
<p>HPR Finberg in <i>The Formation of England 550-1042</i>, Granada Publishing Limited [Palladin] 1976 page 19.</p>
<p>On 'Zomia', <i>The Art of Not Being Governed</i>, James C Scott, Yale University 2009</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2026 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>On the Sarakatsani shepherds; check out Patrick Leigh Fermor's brilliant pre-WWII travel books. They are well worth reading for an intimate glimpse of 1930s Europe: <i>A Time of Gifts </i>(1977), <i>Between the Woods and the Water</i> (1986) and <i>The Broken Road</i> (2013) in which the Sarakatsani shepherds appear (pp 255-258). The language he writes is simply beautiful, and Fermor captured worlds elucidated by no other, in my experience.&nbsp;</p>
<p>HPR Finberg in <i>The Formation of England 550-1042</i>, Granada Publishing Limited [Palladin] 1976 page 19.</p>
<p>On 'Zomia', <i>The Art of Not Being Governed</i>, James C Scott, Yale University 2009</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:title>Don&apos;t Eat Me 14: Moving On</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>It wasn’t all that long ago that some Westerners were still living a fairly hand-to-mouth lifestyle intimately connected to the land and seasons. We don&apos;t any more – so why on earth would we want to change that? </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It wasn’t all that long ago that some Westerners were still living a fairly hand-to-mouth lifestyle intimately connected to the land and seasons. We don&apos;t any more – so why on earth would we want to change that? </itunes:subtitle>
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<p>A nod to my sponsors here – I don't have any. No links as this is mostly opinion – if you've been following along, you should know how I got here. So these opinions are definitely not those of my non-existent sponsors.&nbsp;</p>
<p>This is the beginning of chapter 5 of the unpublished book (Survive). How would we, could we move on from an apocalypse?&nbsp;</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>markwebsternz@icloud.com (Mark Webster)</author>
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<p>A nod to my sponsors here – I don't have any. No links as this is mostly opinion – if you've been following along, you should know how I got here. So these opinions are definitely not those of my non-existent sponsors.&nbsp;</p>
<p>This is the beginning of chapter 5 of the unpublished book (Survive). How would we, could we move on from an apocalypse?&nbsp;</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:title>Don&apos;t Eat Me 13: Survive</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Before we move on, let’s have a recap. I listed a bewildering, if not terrifying, long list of historic reasons we hold a special place in our nightmares for apocalypse. 
To get this far, humans have survived countless terrible calamities – my list was far from exhaustive, but it was quite representative. For the last few hundred years, these calamities can increasingly be laid with us: Homo Stupensis (maybe I should trademark that name). 
But on the positive side, we did get this far. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Before we move on, let’s have a recap. I listed a bewildering, if not terrifying, long list of historic reasons we hold a special place in our nightmares for apocalypse. 
To get this far, humans have survived countless terrible calamities – my list was far from exhaustive, but it was quite representative. For the last few hundred years, these calamities can increasingly be laid with us: Homo Stupensis (maybe I should trademark that name). 
But on the positive side, we did get this far. </itunes:subtitle>
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<p>We need fat to survive, which sounds counter-intuitive since we're so paranoid about it, and it's true we get too much in many of our typical Western diets.&nbsp;</p>
<p>But we can't live without it, either, and when things get tough, it's hard to find. There are reasons why even pescatarians like me might end up considering meat.</p>
<p>And then there are water-borne diseases to contend with...</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>We need fat to survive, which sounds counter-intuitive since we're so paranoid about it, and it's true we get too much in many of our typical Western diets.&nbsp;</p>
<p>But we can't live without it, either, and when things get tough, it's hard to find. There are reasons why even pescatarians like me might end up considering meat.</p>
<p>And then there are water-borne diseases to contend with...</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:title>Don&apos;t Eat Me 12: Fats are the problem</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Unfortunately, there’s a reason that the survivalist narrative often goes to cannibalism: we need fat, and in a crisis, fat is often the thing that evades the gatherer the soonest. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Unfortunately, there’s a reason that the survivalist narrative often goes to cannibalism: we need fat, and in a crisis, fat is often the thing that evades the gatherer the soonest. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Don&apos;t Eat Me 11: Calories Per Day</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><i><strong>Notes & Sources</strong></i></p>
<p>How many calories does work burn? http://calorielab.com/burned/</p>
<p>How cooking led to bigger human brains: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cooking-up-bigger-brains/</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 3 Sep 2026 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>How many calories does work burn? http://calorielab.com/burned/</p>
<p>How cooking led to bigger human brains: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cooking-up-bigger-brains/</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p><i>Little House on The Prairie</i>, what they really ate: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/what-did-they-eat-little-house-on-the-prairie</p>
<p>Make your own salt: http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Sea-Salt/</p>
<p>Why we need salt: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/146677.php</p>
<p>Canadian diet guide (protein): https://www.canadianliving.com/health/nutrition/article/calories-protein-carbohydrates-and-fat-how-much-do-i-need.</p>
<p>French agricultural production and World War Two: Alan S Millward in <i>War, Economy and Society: 1939-1945</i> (Pelican Books 1987, page 269).</p>
<p>Western POWs and food: <i>Parcels From Home: The Prisoner of War Parcel Scheme and the New Zealand Red Cross in World War Two</i> by Mark Webster and Paul Luker, CreativeTech Publishing Ltd 2015 (electronic)</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2026 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>markwebsternz@icloud.com (Mark Webster)</author>
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<p><i>Little House on The Prairie</i>, what they really ate: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/what-did-they-eat-little-house-on-the-prairie</p>
<p>Make your own salt: http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Sea-Salt/</p>
<p>Why we need salt: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/146677.php</p>
<p>Canadian diet guide (protein): https://www.canadianliving.com/health/nutrition/article/calories-protein-carbohydrates-and-fat-how-much-do-i-need.</p>
<p>French agricultural production and World War Two: Alan S Millward in <i>War, Economy and Society: 1939-1945</i> (Pelican Books 1987, page 269).</p>
<p>Western POWs and food: <i>Parcels From Home: The Prisoner of War Parcel Scheme and the New Zealand Red Cross in World War Two</i> by Mark Webster and Paul Luker, CreativeTech Publishing Ltd 2015 (electronic)</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p> </p>
<p>Daily steps:</p>
<p>https://www.verywellfit.com/whats-typical-for-average-daily-steps-3435736</p>
<p> </p>
<p>How much food do you <i>need?</i></p>
<p>http://www.mydailyintake.net/daily-intake-levels</p>
<p> </p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2026 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>markwebsternz@icloud.com (Mark Webster)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i><strong>Notes & Sources</strong></i></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Daily steps:</p>
<p>https://www.verywellfit.com/whats-typical-for-average-daily-steps-3435736</p>
<p> </p>
<p>How much food do you <i>need?</i></p>
<p>http://www.mydailyintake.net/daily-intake-levels</p>
<p> </p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p>International water use: </p>
<p>http://www.learnz.org.nz/water172/bg-standard-f/water-use</p>
<p>We're so used to our conveniences:</p>
<p>https://melmagazine.com/my-month-as-a-member-of-the-wild-wild-country-sex-cult-8ac377aa7938</p>
<p>The sociological studies of Quarantelli and Dynes:</p>
<p>https://www.annualreviews.org/doi/abs/10.1146/annurev.so.03.080177.000323</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>markwebsternz@icloud.com (Mark Webster)</author>
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<p>International water use: </p>
<p>http://www.learnz.org.nz/water172/bg-standard-f/water-use</p>
<p>We're so used to our conveniences:</p>
<p>https://melmagazine.com/my-month-as-a-member-of-the-wild-wild-country-sex-cult-8ac377aa7938</p>
<p>The sociological studies of Quarantelli and Dynes:</p>
<p>https://www.annualreviews.org/doi/abs/10.1146/annurev.so.03.080177.000323</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Water: it&apos;s so much more than &apos;just&apos; a drink. It keeps us clean, carries away waste and keeps our plants growing. And then there&apos;s gas, communications, e-pulses, fire, supplies</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>Healthy living and emergency management (New Zealand official advice)</p>
<p>https://www.health.govt.nz/your-health/healthy-living/emergency-management/managing-stress-emergency/common-reactions-disaster</p>
<p>Fukishima, Japan</p>
<p>http://www.world-nuclear.org/information-library/safety-and-security/safety-of-plants/fukushima-accident.aspx</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 6 Aug 2026 21:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>markwebsternz@icloud.com (Mark Webster)</author>
      <link>https://donteatme.podview.com</link>
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<p>Healthy living and emergency management (New Zealand official advice)</p>
<p>https://www.health.govt.nz/your-health/healthy-living/emergency-management/managing-stress-emergency/common-reactions-disaster</p>
<p>Fukishima, Japan</p>
<p>http://www.world-nuclear.org/information-library/safety-and-security/safety-of-plants/fukushima-accident.aspx</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:summary>Say you wake up one morning, and 40% of people no longer exist. That’s ‘the honeymoon vision of apocalypse’, as ridiculous as that phrase sounds. Mass graves, electricity, nuclear energy, and it&apos;s everywhere, but soon might not be: water</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><i><strong>Notes and sources</strong></i></p>
<p>Robo-future with no jobs: https://medium.com/swlh/what-does-a-future-with-no-jobs-look-like-71bda1004a71</p>
<p>Antimatter movements: https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-02221-9</p>
<p>Matter matters; https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/7/3/17522810/aliens-fermi-paradox-drake-equation</p>
<p>Atlantic fish and microplasticsL https://phys.org/news/2018-02-high-microplastics-northwest-atlantic-fish.html</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2026 23:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>markwebsternz@icloud.com (Mark Webster)</author>
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<p>Robo-future with no jobs: https://medium.com/swlh/what-does-a-future-with-no-jobs-look-like-71bda1004a71</p>
<p>Antimatter movements: https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-02221-9</p>
<p>Matter matters; https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/7/3/17522810/aliens-fermi-paradox-drake-equation</p>
<p>Atlantic fish and microplasticsL https://phys.org/news/2018-02-high-microplastics-northwest-atlantic-fish.html</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Contagion is a shape-shifting threat, why I rule out Zombies, what the rich could do, and matter for that matter. And what about microplastics?</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>www.worldometers.info/world-population/</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 01:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>markwebsternz@icloud.com (Mark Webster)</author>
      <link>https://donteatme.podview.com</link>
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<p>www.worldometers.info/world-population/</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:summary>Try as we might to make the planet less hospitable for ourselves, Earth has an arms cache of its own: earthquakes, volcanos, tsunamis, and then there&apos;s our war obsession and overpopulation.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Try as we might to make the planet less hospitable for ourselves, Earth has an arms cache of its own: earthquakes, volcanos, tsunamis, and then there&apos;s our war obsession and overpopulation.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>Our moon: https://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html</p>
<p>NASA on Climate Change https://climate.nasa.gov/effects/</p>
<p>Hurricane Maria http://digg.com/2018/climate-change-survival-hurricane-maria</p>
<p>Effects of global warming https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/global-warming/global-warming-effects/</p>
<p>Road deaths of pedestrians and cyclists www.fastcompan y.com/90310016/the-urban-design-problem-thats-killing-pedestrians-and-cyclists</p>
<p>www.who.int/violence_injury_prevention/road_safety_status/2018/en/</p>
<p>Death by surgery https://thepolicytimes.com/surgery-kills-more-than-hiv-tb-and-malaria-combined-study/</p>
<p>Asteroid dangers https://cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/</p>
<p>https://www.businessinsider.com.au/asteroid-flyby-nearer-than-moon-2017-1</p>
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<p>Our moon: https://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html</p>
<p>NASA on Climate Change https://climate.nasa.gov/effects/</p>
<p>Hurricane Maria http://digg.com/2018/climate-change-survival-hurricane-maria</p>
<p>Effects of global warming https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/global-warming/global-warming-effects/</p>
<p>Road deaths of pedestrians and cyclists www.fastcompan y.com/90310016/the-urban-design-problem-thats-killing-pedestrians-and-cyclists</p>
<p>www.who.int/violence_injury_prevention/road_safety_status/2018/en/</p>
<p>Death by surgery https://thepolicytimes.com/surgery-kills-more-than-hiv-tb-and-malaria-combined-study/</p>
<p>Asteroid dangers https://cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/</p>
<p>https://www.businessinsider.com.au/asteroid-flyby-nearer-than-moon-2017-1</p>
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Earth is a tiny globe in a vast and inhospitable space. For a sense of scale, even our Moon is so far away from Earth – I know we perceive it as ‘close’ – that every other planet in the Solar System can fit between Earth and the Moon, including Saturn and Jupiter, both of which are dramatically bigger than Earth. That Earth supports life at all is both miraculous and precarious. </itunes:subtitle>
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<p>The Great War and mortality impacts: Dmitri Jdanov, Evgeny Andreev, Domantas Jasilionis and Vladimir M Shkolnikov of the Max Planck Institute in 2005. Between 1913 and 1918, British men aged 23 showed a 15-16 fold increase in the probability of premature death.</p>
<p>https://www.demographic-research.org/volumes/vol13/16/13-16.pdf</p>
<p><br>
 During World War One, in 1916, the Newfoundland Regiment went into action 753 strong; the following day, only 68 answered the roll call – 90% casualty rate, of whom almost half were deceased. In military (and any, actually) terms, this was a catastrophic and devastating loss.</p>
<p>http://www.heritage.nf.ca/first-world-war/articles/beaumont-hamel-en.php</p>
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<p>The Great War and mortality impacts: Dmitri Jdanov, Evgeny Andreev, Domantas Jasilionis and Vladimir M Shkolnikov of the Max Planck Institute in 2005. Between 1913 and 1918, British men aged 23 showed a 15-16 fold increase in the probability of premature death.</p>
<p>https://www.demographic-research.org/volumes/vol13/16/13-16.pdf</p>
<p><br>
 During World War One, in 1916, the Newfoundland Regiment went into action 753 strong; the following day, only 68 answered the roll call – 90% casualty rate, of whom almost half were deceased. In military (and any, actually) terms, this was a catastrophic and devastating loss.</p>
<p>http://www.heritage.nf.ca/first-world-war/articles/beaumont-hamel-en.php</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>The spread of the Black Death, an epidemic of bubonic plague caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, was spread by disease-bearing fleas carried in turn by infected rats. Recent research has disputed this.</p>
<p>https://www.britannica.com/event/Black-Death<br>
 The Back Death and HIV<br>
 http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/10/4/l_104_05.html</p>
<p>Tsunami: some countries often have plans to help deal with ‘tidal waves’, such as this one from New Zealand.</p>
<p>getthru.govt.nz/disasters/tsunami/</p>
<p>That most dangerous of animals, the mosquito: www.who.int/features/factfiles/malaria/en/</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 1 Jul 2026 23:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>https://www.britannica.com/event/Black-Death<br>
 The Back Death and HIV<br>
 http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/10/4/l_104_05.html</p>
<p>Tsunami: some countries often have plans to help deal with ‘tidal waves’, such as this one from New Zealand.</p>
<p>getthru.govt.nz/disasters/tsunami/</p>
<p>That most dangerous of animals, the mosquito: www.who.int/features/factfiles/malaria/en/</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p>An apocalypse is a “very serious event resulting in great destruction and change” (according to the <a href="https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/apocalypse" rel="noopener noreferrer">Cambridge Dictionary</a>)<br>
 https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/apocalypse</p>
<p>A super volcano event possibly resulted in a human population decline of up to 90%, although a group of African early-modern humans nearly 9000kms away managed to thrive in this period, <a href="https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/03/these-early-humans-prospered-during-what-should-have-been-a-devastating-volcanic-winter/" rel="noopener noreferrer">putting the whole thesis into contention</a>. <br>
 https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/03/these-early-humans-prospered-during-what-should-have-been-a-devastating-volcanic-winter/</p>
<p>According to Yuval Harari in his book <i>Homo</i> <i>Sapiens,</i> there were six species of humans 100,000 years ago.</p>
<p>An article by <a href="http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190218-are-we-on-the-road-to-civilisation-collapse" rel="noopener noreferrer">Luke Kemp on the BBC</a> demonstrated a complication of factors contributed to the death of ancient civilisations, including climate change and socio-economic inequity. Kemp defined collapse as a “rapid and enduring loss of population, identity and socio-economic complexity,” although a few of the civilisations in his study recovered and/or transformed.<br>
 http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190218-are-we-on-the-road-to-civilisation-collapse</p>
<p><i>Commentaries on the war in Gaul </i>byJulius Caesar, quoted in <i>A History of Rome</i> by Cary and Scullard (The Macmillan Press Ltd, 3rd Edition 1975), page 262.</p>
<p>Pompeii research: https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/11/101102/pompeii-mount-vesuvius-science-died-instantly-heat-bodies/</p>
<p><p>Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by <i>kraM Left, </i>plus self-generated &amp; Logic Pro 12 foley,<i> </i>Aotearoa New Zealand 2026</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2026 06:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>An apocalypse is a “very serious event resulting in great destruction and change” (according to the <a href="https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/apocalypse" rel="noopener noreferrer">Cambridge Dictionary</a>)<br>
 https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/apocalypse</p>
<p>A super volcano event possibly resulted in a human population decline of up to 90%, although a group of African early-modern humans nearly 9000kms away managed to thrive in this period, <a href="https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/03/these-early-humans-prospered-during-what-should-have-been-a-devastating-volcanic-winter/" rel="noopener noreferrer">putting the whole thesis into contention</a>. <br>
 https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/03/these-early-humans-prospered-during-what-should-have-been-a-devastating-volcanic-winter/</p>
<p>According to Yuval Harari in his book <i>Homo</i> <i>Sapiens,</i> there were six species of humans 100,000 years ago.</p>
<p>An article by <a href="http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190218-are-we-on-the-road-to-civilisation-collapse" rel="noopener noreferrer">Luke Kemp on the BBC</a> demonstrated a complication of factors contributed to the death of ancient civilisations, including climate change and socio-economic inequity. Kemp defined collapse as a “rapid and enduring loss of population, identity and socio-economic complexity,” although a few of the civilisations in his study recovered and/or transformed.<br>
 http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190218-are-we-on-the-road-to-civilisation-collapse</p>
<p><i>Commentaries on the war in Gaul </i>byJulius Caesar, quoted in <i>A History of Rome</i> by Cary and Scullard (The Macmillan Press Ltd, 3rd Edition 1975), page 262.</p>
<p>Pompeii research: https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/11/101102/pompeii-mount-vesuvius-science-died-instantly-heat-bodies/</p>
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