Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

Only Turtles Below | America's Favorite Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Parker, Allan OTB, Freddy Jazzmouth) — Mon, 13 Apr 2026 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a from the future episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we learn what Allan OTB really means, and we're finally bringing back, What You Watchin! We're talking about Invincible, The Boys, SNL UK, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice, and They Will Kill You. And Then, Fred calls the Master's Winner? We finally get the interview we've been waiting on, Tiger Woods himself. Tigers chatting about his Master's Experience, and the real reason he crashed. We announce our newest ad campaign, and Parker's selling his house, and has a scheme to get the most he can. Then it's time for Sports, and Parker's coaching flag football, with predictable results. Then in other news, We're chatting about the lady that ate metal ice cream, and we decide how much we would have to get to eat metal. Remembering Jack Karlson, and his legendary speech, as his monologue being added to the Australian Sound Archives, and we're talking about Reese's Chocolate Change Up and we hate it. We also learn about Fred's love of nuts, and so much more. All that and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast. Thanks everybody!

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Wake Me Up When it's the Butt | America's Favorite Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB, Parker) — Mon, 6 Apr 2026 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on the fooliest episode of the BLC Podcast this year, Fred has a confession to make, and Parker and Allan are the April Fools. Then, Parker's kicking the energy drinks, and we're talking about the worst sodas, and the worst prebiotic sodas. And Sloppy Joes! Then Allan's treating the fellas to a segment that he created! Get ready for something that you'll never hear again. We're deciding who'd win in a fight, and the toughest Dad's in TV History. Finally, Is Parker Running for office? He's open to bribes, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

Unarmed and Dangerous | America's Favorite Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB, Parker) — Mon, 30 Mar 2026 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a shockingly new episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred's literally taking his life into his own stupid hands, and he's got butterfingers. Hear the harrowing tale of Fred's brunch with death and a shelf. It's something.

Then, we're having what can only be described as a little baby bitch boy argument about whether Chuck Norris belongs in the BLC Hall of Fame. Guess what? He might, or might not be bestowed with the highest honor America's Favorite Podcast can give (RIP Chuck). You'll have to listen to find out.

Then, the finale of Wack History Month, and we're talking about a boutique owner that's been arrested 14 times this year, the lady who was saved by boiled peanuts (how freaking good are boiled peanuts, btw?), and the Pro Cornhole player that was temporarily armed and dangerous. All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast.

Hot Doggin' it with David Peterson

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker, Allan OTB) — Mon, 23 Mar 2026 09:00:00 +0000

In Episode 230 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew welcomes special guest Dave Peterson from Peterson's World Famous Hotdogs for a chaotic, hilarious ride through weird history, childhood myths, and off-the-rails comedy. This episode features Wack History facts about car crashes in 1895 Ohio, the Great Molasses Flood, Alexander the Great, Karl Marx, Pepsi’s military deal, and Montenegro’s 101-year war with Japan. The gang also debates old-school myths like wet hair causing colds, gum staying in your stomach, blue blood, toads causing warts, Pop Rocks and soda, and more. Plus, they swap stories about rotary phones, VHS tapes, cassette decks, hitchhiker jokes, and a wild cat-and-squirrel moment on the Swamp Rabbit Trail. If you love absurd conversations, funny trivia, weird facts, and unfiltered comedy, this BLC Podcast episode delivers all of it.

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Leave you to the 'Roos

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker, Allan OTB) — Mon, 16 Mar 2026 04:00:00 +0000

This week, on a whole-assed new episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Parker's the big winner of the week, and he's trying to turn $5 into $5million, and word's getting out about the show, and Allan will let any dickhead come on. We have a special guest that's proud of his differences, and just wants the world to know. Then we're back and better than ever with Fredline News, brought to you by our friends at bang butts. Fred's covering crow drones, meth, and Katy Perry versus Katie Perry, a woman's miraculous recovery thanks to a pothole, and masturbation breaks. Then Parker's twisting crime, fat guys news and wack history news to tell you about prisoners that were too fat for jail. Including a guy arrested for sending food back and scamming restaurants. We finally invent fat prison, the show that will be taking over the airways soon! That, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast

Can I Get My Nipples In? | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB, Parker) — Mon, 9 Mar 2026 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a ripped from the headlines edition of the BLC Podcast, we're reacting to the fall of a local icon, and we ponder who will fill the vacuum he leaves behind. We also take a deep dive in Fred's psyche, and help get to the bottom of his current issues with the help of an ancient chinese secret. We compare medical shows and Parker is volunteering to coach fantasy football. Fred talks about his victories and losses in his online shopping addiction. The it's Wack History Month, and Parker's dealing the wackest of facts. It's the end of an era regarding juice concentrates and Minute Maid, Home Alone Style Booby Traps, and the hunt is on for the worlds smallest penis. Then Nipples!

The Church of 8 Mics | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker, Allan OTB) — Mon, 2 Mar 2026 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on what can only be called an episode of the BLC Podcast, the guy aren't selling themselves short, or are they? Fred has fallen in love with a brand new buying stuff app, Mac.bid, and he's going to get rich off of it. Then, Fred regails us with a story of whimsey and disco delights at the Daddy/ Daughter dance. He definitely didn't make it all about him. Then, to celebrate Whack History Month, we're joined by Wackula, the Whack history month vampire, we're learning about James Garfield sticking food into his butt. Then, we're talking about the guy who tried to sew goat testicles into peoples nut sacks, for sex! Thanks Henry Winkler! Then, we're talking about the downsides of heroin, and the mom that disappeared for 24 years in NC. Michelle Hundley Smith, and her shenanigans. What's your one wish? Mine is to be able to do like Xiaomanyc, the guy who speaks all the languages. All that, the Godfather, and so much more, only on this week's Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

The Boot of Jazz | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB, Parker) — Mon, 23 Feb 2026 10:00:00 +0000

This week, we're remembering Jesse Jackson, and chatting about his legacy. We also remember the great Robert Duvall and also James Van Der Beek, and chime in on his go fund me controversy. Parker heads to the Lunar Festival in Athens and almost meets Michael Stipe, i guess. Then it's a weird encounter, and was Jesus a mushroom? You'll have to listen to find out. Power bills are soaring, and a Vape Shop looms on the horizon. Only on the BLC Podcast.

What They Call a Package | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 16 Feb 2026 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on what can only be called the 225th episode of the BLC Podcast, the boys are here, and they're not going skiiing, even though Allan really wants to grab multiple poles. That's right, we're recapping the Super bowl halftime show, since we didn't get to it last week. Which one you ask? You'll have to tune in to find out. We are also joined by a very special guest, who's name rhymes with Rid Kock, that's right, fresh from the mean country streets of Detroit, it's Kid Rock!

After the break, we dive into Black History Month, and we're learning about the Great Quaker Ass Rule! Finally, it's the 2026 Debut of Fredline News! Fred's covering the worlds biggest potty break, Are you dead? the coolest app that's taking over China, and when does a chicken place smell too much like chicken? Ask Raising Canes. Then, we're joined by our old friend DRP, and he explains the new government AI and RFK jr. Would you eat an iguana taco? We find out tonight. All that and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast!

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This is Episode Two Hundred and Twenty Four of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Parker, Allan OTB, Freddy Jazzmouth) — Mon, 9 Feb 2026 10:00:00 +0000

This week's show description is brought to you by AI.

First up, the Grammys. Not the awards. The grandmas. The crew tries to process award-show logic while repeatedly getting distracted by how easy it is to mishear everything, misname everyone, and still speak with total confidence. There’s a whole mini-journey through categories, presenters, and the kind of musical discourse that sounds like it was assembled from half-remembered captions and pure audacity. If you like your entertainment commentary with the accuracy of a drunk weather forecast, you are home.

Then life happens, and it is aggressively unglamorous. Side hustles come up, including the sort of “I’m just trying to make it” energy that turns into driving rides, dodging awkward money requests, and fantasizing about the most cursed marketing plan imaginable: forcing strangers to listen to your podcast with no way to turn it down. Entrepreneurship is alive and well, it’s just wearing sweatpants and making bad decisions.

And then the episode veers into the kind of headline that should be illegal to read aloud: a story involving China, pandas, and people getting in trouble for spreading a rumor that is so stupid it loops back around to genius. The group squeezes every ounce of comedic juice out of it, including a running phrase that gets repeated so many times it becomes a hypnotic chant for chaos.

Finally, the crew cooks up a totally legitimate business idea that should absolutely not be funded: a cannabis brand with packaging concepts that sound like a dare and a delivery plan that belongs in a court document. The closing moments are pure “good friends laughing at nothing,” which is basically the Black Lincoln Collective mission statement.

A Type of Valor | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Parker, Allan OTB, Freddy) — Mon, 2 Feb 2026 10:00:00 +0000

In “A Type of Valor,” the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast moves from hilarious real-life chaos to sharp cultural commentary and Black history. The crew opens with an unbelievable workplace story—an unhoused man accidentally getting buzzed into the office—and unpacks the uncomfortable realities of safety, assumptions, and boundaries.

From there, they dive into a viral pop-culture moment: TikTok creator Romeo’s Show, the catchy “Dr. Pepper baby” jingle, and what happens when a brand steps in and commercializes internet creativity. The conversation turns into a smart (and funny) look at authenticity, ownership, and how corporations reshape culture.

The episode also salutes Black History Month with a spotlight on the 369th Infantry Regiment, the Harlem Hellfighters, and their legacy in World War I—tying the theme together with the show’s recurring phrase: “a type of valor.” To close, the crew delivers their signature “stock report,” breaking down the ongoing spectacle of meme stocks like AMC and GameStop, plus the personalities and moments that keep the saga alive.

Highlights: main themes & subjects

A chaotic office mishap that sparks a bigger conversation about homelessness, safety, and judgment

Viral culture meets corporate branding: the “Dr. Pepper baby” moment and what commercialization does to creativity

Black History Month focus on the Harlem Hellfighters (369th) and their World War I legacy

The role of humor in talking about real history and real life

Meme-stock talk: AMC, GameStop, and the ongoing lore around the movement and its figures

The Great Southern Ass Blast Special | The BLC Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB, Parker) — Mon, 26 Jan 2026 10:00:00 +0000

It’s Episode 222 (“the triple deuces”), and the crew kicks things off from the brand-new EC Studios Greenville branch—then opens with a very public apology for the episode dropping late (yes, including the MLK Day mix-up). From there it’s classic BLC riffing on wild headlines: PBR’s Godzilla-themed 99-pack, fast-food weirdness (including a mayo variation being tested), and a story about “protein powder” that allegedly turned out to be cake batter—plus the consumer health implications.

Temu Soundboard | The BLC Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Allan OTB, Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker) — Tue, 20 Jan 2026 10:00:00 +0000

Fred kicks things off with a Temu soundboard and the crew immediately spirals into tech chaos and show updates. Then it’s Fred’s Freaky Facts—a rapid-fire run of bizarre trivia you didn’t ask for but absolutely needed. From there, they detour into food talk (including Donkey’s Place and a stolen bar “bone” saga), before jumping into Dinner Slang, where “burning the British” becomes a whole meal. Idiot News caps the madness with a Louisiana “mermaid” pond incident that ends exactly how you think it will, followed by a debate on modern R&B’s “romance vs. raunch,” and a painfully relatable bit about chair-breaking anxiety—plus a tease of New Year’s resolutions and joke-telling to close it out.

Golden Puddle | The BLC Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker, Allan OTB) — Mon, 12 Jan 2026 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a brand new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're here to address the top issues that affect society today, Fred's new style, Gift Shops, Trees and Hats. Parker visits the angel tree in Charleston and shenanigans ensue. Then, we are pondering the future, and dotting each other. Parker challenges Fred to tell a story, and you won't believe, or want to hear it. Fred's got a movie recommendation, and it's based on real life events. We try to guess the movie, and fail as expected, and we decide to end the show with a new mind-bending experiment where we try to read Allan's mind, and farts.

Porta Potty Podcast: Part Deux

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Parker, Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB) — Mon, 5 Jan 2026 10:00:00 +0000

The gang's all back for 2026, and we're rolling into the new year with a new Porta Potty Podcast. This week, Fred's trying his hand at clean comedy at his church talent show, and it goes exactly like you think it would. Parker's talking peanuts and his recent Charleston trip, and we finally dig deep into the Epstein...I mean Fredstein files. That's right, we're outing Fred and all of his famous criminal friends. Parker's Kids try a racing sim, and so much more.

BLC Classic: Cowtosterone and the Mystery Can Challenge

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB, Parker) — Mon, 29 Dec 2025 10:00:00 +0000

In this classic episode of the BLC Podcast, the guys finally pay off the long-running Mystery Can Challenge. From there, things go delightfully off the rails with holiday side quests, a fake sponsor break, and an argument over water chestnuts and other suspicious snack choices. They also weigh in on the “golden voice” headline and the messier side of viral fame before diving into their trademark centerpiece: “Whose Job Is It Anyway?”—a game-show-meets-dating-show bit filled with contestant interviews, absurd commercials, and rapid-fire math-style challenges. Fast, chaotic, and packed with improv, it’s the kind of episode that reminds you why this show became a favorite.

Ti*s the Season | A BLC Christmas

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Allan OTB, Parker, Freddy Jazzmouth) — Mon, 22 Dec 2025 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a rather disappointing new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're not joined by Santa, and Parker is not prepared for that. The show quickly goes off the Christmas rails, as we try to explain how Krampus isn't a bad guy, he's just doing his job. We finally get a chance to catch up with our old friend, and trusted show physician, Dr. Frenchie. The Fred takes us out to the movies, and we're talking about the Running Man, and we have a surprise BLC HOF Announcement, not Rob Reiner (or maybe it is?). Enjoy and Happy Holidays!

Ginger Neutral | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker, Allan OTB) — Mon, 15 Dec 2025 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a naughty new episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred talks about his hate of nature and animals, especially adorable ones. Then, we're finally visited by an old friend, the Elf on the Shelf. He's here to give parents the best posing advice for him this year. Then, we're running through Rotten Tomatoes top 100 Christmas Movie List, and guess what? It's not great. We also have other stuff, I guess. Just listen and find out. Hugs!

240 Dollars Worth of Nickels | The BLC Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Allan OTB, Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker) — Mon, 8 Dec 2025 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a holiday-riffic new episode of the BLC Podcast, it's award season, and we're ready to hit the red carpet with a bag full of nickels. Parker calls pizza tech support, It's Allana's Birthday, someone possibly breaks the law in the name of comfort at the JID concert, and so much more.

The Trans Siberian Orchestra | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB, Parker) — Mon, 1 Dec 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Episode Highlights (with Timestamps)

00:00 – Cold open & intro
Classic BLC intro voices, goofy movie-style quotes, and the announcement that this is episode 215 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

00:01:05 – “Christmas Bloopers 8” & LaserDisc nonsense
They joke about a fake Christmas blooper reel coming out on LaserDisc in 2026 and clown on themselves for having a ridiculous back catalog.

00:03:00 – “The stars are moving!” – Starlink story
One of the guys tells a story about his cousin freaking out because the stars are “moving,” only for it to turn out to be a long train of Starlink satellites crossing the sky.

00:04:30 – Explaining Starlink & space trains
They break down what Starlink looks like from the ground, how fast it seems to move, and how easy it would be to mistake it for alien activity if you didn’t know better.

00:05:35 – Kids & the end of the world
His 8-year-old declares it’s the end of the world, and the crew riffs on how calm adults pretend to be while secretly just thinking about turkey.

00:06:50 – “It’s Christmas time, guys”
The gang hard-pivots from turkey to Christmas, joking about killing the Thanksgiving turkey and moving on to Christmas geese, dolphins, and holiday mascots.

00:06:55 – Return of the Christmas dolphin “Porpoisee”
They bring back the bit about “Porpoisee the Christmas dolphin/reporter,” teasing that he’s supposed to come on the show to suggest holiday gifts.

00:07:50 – What do you really want for Christmas?
The hosts admit nobody’s actually going to buy them what they want, leading to a “big bag of…” joke and some delightfully inappropriate laughter.

00:08:45 – Satan shows up for Christmas
Satan (a recurring character/voice) crashes the episode, promising to bring “peace around the world” in his own very questionable way.

00:09:50 – Evil gift ideas for everyone
Satan begins listing gifts “for everyone” that are really just elaborate pranks, insults, or emotional traps disguised as presents.

00:10:35 – The ring box fake-out
He pitches the cruel idea of giving a woman a fancy ring-sized box with absolutely nothing in it—one of the most evil prank gifts they discuss.

00:11:45 – DNA tests & awkward family reveals
More “gifts” like surprise DNA tests to make sure someone’s really a citizen or a funnel labeled “My First Love,” leaning hard into chaotic evil humor.

00:15:00 – Batteries with no toy / toy with no batteries
The group riffs on giving someone a vibrator with no batteries or a big pack of batteries with nothing to use them in, escalating into jumper cables and ridiculous visual gags.

00:18:55 – Decorating Hell for the holidays
Satan describes decorating Hell with “jingle balls,” streamers, and popcorn strings made the most annoying way possible, turning Christmas décor into punishment.

00:19:58 – Favorite Christmas carol & Carole Baskin
When asked about his favorite carol, Satan names “that bitch Carole Baskin,” then they spin off into jokes about metal vs traditional Christmas music.

00:20:40 – Trans-Siberian Orchestra = Devil’s Christmas band
They declare Trans-Siberian Orchestra to be the official soundtrack of Christmas in Hell and joke about their tour being orchestrated by Satan.

00:24:00 – Phones, temptation & modern “sins”
Satan points out that everyone’s scrolling through “ass and titties” on their phone, arguing that basically everyone is low-key working for him.

00:28:45 – Back from break: holidays vs burnout
After a break, they talk about getting burned out on holiday vibes, why Thanksgiving deserves respect, and how they personally ramp into Christmas season.

00:30:10 – Variety’s Top 100 Comedy Movies
The crew introduces Variety’s list of the “100 Greatest Comedy Films of All Time” and sets the rules: they won’t cover all 100, but they’ll argue about the top picks.

00:31:00 – Guessing & reacting to the top 10
They try to guess the top entries and discover films like Groundhog Day, Young Frankenstein, Fargo, Duck Soup, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail in the upper rankings.

00:36:00 – Mockumentaries & Waiting for Guffman
They talk about the era of mockumentaries, mention Waiting for Guffman, and debate whether it belongs that high on a greatest-comedies list compared to things like Best in Show.

00:37:20 – Chaplin, The Great Dictator & classic comedy
Charlie Chaplin’s The Great Dictator comes up, leading to quick talk about his style and how older films stack up against modern comedy.

00:38:05 – #1 greatest comedy: The Naked Gun
They reveal Variety’s number one pick, The Naked Gun, and compare it to Airplane!, arguing which Zucker-style absurd comedy really deserves the crown.

00:39:00 – Where’s Airplane!? & other snubs
The guys complain about Airplane! coming in way too low on the list and mention other favorites and holiday comedies that didn’t get the respect they deserve.

Twerkin' & Tweezin' | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Allan OTB, Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker) — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 10:00:00 +0000

In “Twerkin’ & Tweezin’,” The Black Lincoln Collective breaks down one of the most chaotic comedy nights ever witnessed. A stubborn couple hijacks the seating chart, German metal fans add unexpected flavor, and an MC delivers a set so long it bends time. But nothing tops the comic who keeps pulling out tweezers like it’s performance art. It’s unplanned, unhinged, and unintentionally hilarious — the kind of disaster that only gets funnier in hindsight.

Jazz Flute and the Turkey Time Machine | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Allan OTB, Parker, Freddy Jazzmouth) — Mon, 17 Nov 2025 10:00:00 +0000

In this episode of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew launches straight into a spirited — and predictably chaotic — debate about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. From arguing over which artists deserve a spot to joking about their own BLC Hall of Fame nomination process, Parker, Fred, and Allan turn music history into comedic fuel. Their riffing includes everything from Prince shoutouts to the logic-defying idea that the Hall might benefit from their personal brand of democracy — or lack thereof.

Once they’ve finished disrupting the music industry, the trio pivots into tech news, where they try (and fail) to make sense of modern AI, glitches, and digital chaos. With lines about unexpected problems “probably being AI’s fault,” they unravel the mysteries of the tech world using the only method they trust: complete skepticism and even more complete confusion.

The episode eventually spirals into a discussion about health foods, which they approach with the same scientific rigor they apply to everything else — none. They question wellness trends, laugh about suspiciously marketed “healthy” snacks, and explore whether anyone actually knows what they’re eating. The deeper they go, the more it becomes clear: health food might be the biggest scam of all, right behind canned yams and Hall of Fame voting.

Anchoring it all is the absurd and perfectly fitting title, “Jazz Flute and the Turkey Time Machine.” Like always, the conversation zigzags through culture, nonsense, and accidental insight, delivering the signature BLC blend of sharp wit, random tangents, and proudly unfiltered humor.

Whether you came for the music commentary, tech confusion, or health food skepticism, this episode serves up a full plate of Collective-style comedy — unpredictable, unpolished, and undeniably fun

Can Yam Scam | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy, Parker, Allan OTB) — Mon, 10 Nov 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Main Ideas

Celebrating the Upstate SC Local Podcast of the Year award while still refusing to act professionally

The concept of “The Yam Can Scam” — canned yams as symbol and absurdity

Grocery marketing, food labels and consumer gullibility

Parker’s elevated yam philosophy vs. Fred’s start-up fantasy vs. Allan’s moderating disaster

How winning a local podcast award simply lets you escalate the chaos

Funniest Moments

The hosts debating whether canned yams qualify as vegetables or crimes against taste.

Fred sketching his business plan for “Yam Inc.” — complete with logo ideas and disaster projections.

Allan sighing in the background as Parker explains the “yam industrial complex.”

The trio concluding that the only way to beat the scam is to join it.

The trophy moment: they won, they celebrate, they immediately sabotage any serious celebration.

Fat Lincoln Collective Foodcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Allan OTB, Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker) — Mon, 3 Nov 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Episode 211 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast proves that three comedians, a few snacks, and zero planning can somehow turn into a masterclass in absurd entertainment. Titled “Fat Lincoln Collective Foodcast,” this one’s for anyone who’s ever argued over fast food hierarchies or eaten an entire pizza while swearing they were “just gonna have a slice.”

From the first few minutes, Parker sets the tone by declaring himself a food philosopher — a man unafraid to explore the spiritual meaning of barbecue sauce. Fred, meanwhile, doubles down on the theory that “anything fried is a salad if you believe hard enough,” while Allan bravely attempts to maintain structure as the conversation collapses under the weight of their own appetites.

They break down ridiculous food trends, debate the ethics of buffet strategy, and imagine what it would look like if “Fat Lincoln” himself hosted a cooking show (“Emancipate your taste buds!” becomes an instant classic). Somewhere between food confessions and culinary rants, the guys accidentally stumble onto something profound: food is the one thing that unites people — especially when it’s funny.

There are no recipes here, no restaurant tips, and absolutely no nutritional value — just the familiar chemistry of three men spiraling into collective nonsense. Each tangent somehow ties back to the theme of eating, indulgence, and the joy of being just a little too full of yourself (and everything else).

“Fat Lincoln Collective Foodcast” is what happens when comedy, comfort food, and chaos meet at an all-you-can-eat table. It’s sharp, ridiculous, and painfully relatable — the perfect comfort listen for anyone who’s ever taken a bite of something and immediately regretted every life choice that led them there.

Monkey Steaks | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Parker, Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB) — Mon, 27 Oct 2025 09:00:00 +0000

In Monkey Steaks, the Black Lincoln Collective dives headfirst into one of their most chaotic episodes yet — the kind of recording that starts with a bad idea and ends with Fred yelling, “I’m just saying, if monkeys can cook, they’d be better than half these Food Network clowns!”

From that deranged opening, things spiral quickly. Parker can’t stop laughing long enough to explain the origin of the phrase “Monkey Steaks,” Allan attempts to apply logic (mistake number one), and Fred doubles down on the theory that primates should be running hibachi grills. It’s equal parts brilliance and breakdown.

Between rants about cooking shows, bizarre celebrity impressions, and one of the worst business pitches ever conceived (“It’s a steakhouse, but we only serve monkey-themed cuts — trust me, it’s vegan... sort of”), the hosts manage to create comedic gold out of pure chaos.

There’s also a weirdly philosophical detour into what makes humor work — Parker claims, “If you have to explain a joke, you’ve already failed... unless it’s on this show, then it’s just Tuesday.” Fred insists that sarcasm is a “love language,” while Allan tries and fails to keep the conversation from falling into total anarchy.

The result is classic Black Lincoln Collective: a raw, ridiculous, occasionally brilliant display of comedic chemistry. It’s the kind of episode that feels both entirely improvised and impossibly planned, like watching three stand-ups crash a TED Talk.

If you’re new to the show, Monkey Steaks is your initiation. If you’re a returning listener, well, you already know better — and you’re probably here for the trainwreck.

Author Sean Casey vs. The Collective: Chaos and Questionable Insights

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Allan OTB, Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker) — Mon, 20 Oct 2025 09:00:00 +0000

In this episode of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, chaos collides with culture as the crew welcomes Author Sean Casey (https://www.seancaseyauthor.com/), a man brave enough to enter the conversational demolition derby that is this show. Between unfiltered banter, oddly philosophical tangents, and enough sarcasm to power a small city, the gang somehow manages to talk about books — yes, actual books — while also veering wildly into pop culture, conspiracy theories, and the fragile state of adult attention spans.

Sean joins the madness to discuss his writing process, the joys and curses of storytelling, and what happens when creativity meets pure comedic nonsense. One minute he’s dropping insights about character development and human connection, the next he’s trying to explain to the hosts why you can’t just “punch up” every plot twist. It’s the kind of conversation that starts on literature and ends with someone questioning if raccoons are sentient.

Between the laughs, the interruptions, and the occasional accidental wisdom, this episode captures what The Black Lincoln Collective does best — mixing smart comedy with absurd energy, all delivered through a haze of sarcasm and self-awareness. Sean Casey somehow survives the verbal rollercoaster and even manages to make a few solid points about writing, inspiration, and maintaining sanity in an insane world.

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a thoughtful author wandered into a room full of unfiltered comedians with microphones, this is your answer. Spoiler: it’s equal parts hilarious, enlightening, and slightly concerning.

Author Sean Casey joins the Collective for a literary-meets-lunacy chat

Behind-the-scenes look at Sean’s writing process and inspiration

Pop culture rants, weird hypotheticals, and minor existential crises

Unintentional self-help advice disguised as sarcasm

Why chaos and creativity might actually be best friends

GOAT Ass | The BLC Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker, Allan OTB) — Mon, 13 Oct 2025 09:00:00 +0000

The BLC crew reunites for a feral return filled with bad ideas, loud opinions, and questionable stories. Nothing’s safe. Especially the goats.

[00:00:00] Cold open: chaotic energy, misplaced quotes, immediate nonsense.

[00:03:10] Fred returns and instantly regrets it.

[00:06:40] Parker tries to wrangle the show back on track — fails spectacularly.

[00:08:55] The “Goat Ass” story begins — it’s rural, ridiculous, and unforgettable.

[00:14:15] Tangents about responsibility, fame, and bad sponsorship ideas.

[00:20:30] Fake commercial break for imaginary products nobody asked for.

[00:28:00] Existential meltdown: why are we still doing this show?

[00:35:10] Philosophical moment about comedy and failure. Immediately ruined.

[00:42:50] The gang closes with a genuine laugh and a new low point.

Primary Pube | The BLC Comedy Podcast with The Michael and Jeremy Steal your Podcast Podcast

Mon, 6 Oct 2025 09:00:00 +0000

The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast – “Primary Pube”

Featuring: Michael & Jeremy Steal Your Podcast

Runtime: Approximately 55 minutes
Tone: Irreverent, Sarcastic, and Completely Unsupervised
Listen Now: americasfavoritepodcast.com

Episode Overview

What happens when two podcasts collide, no one’s in charge, and everyone’s armed with bad jokes and worse ideas?
The BLC crew teams up with Michael & Jeremy Steal Your Podcast for a crossover episode that’s part roast, part theft, and completely off the rails.

With Fred absent, Parker's left to wrangle two guests who immediately take over the show. From fake sponsors to philosophical tangents about body hair, this episode has no boundaries and even less structure.

If you’re looking for clever insight, good taste, or a clear plot, this isn’t it. But if you enjoy pure, unfiltered chaos that somehow turns into comedy gold, Primary Pube delivers.

Segment Breakdown and Timestamps

[00:00:00] Cold Open – Seatbelts and Stupidity

The show starts with random movie quotes, overzealous introductions, and a fake “Official Joe Rogan Show” partnership. It’s loud, confusing, and somehow on brand.

“We’re like Joe Rogan… but less smart and way more affordable.”

[00:03:10] Fred’s Missing, Guests Invade

Fred’s “booked on a comedy gig,” which leaves Arthur unguarded.
Michael and Jeremy immediately roast the intro, hijack the flow, and claim ownership of the episode.
Within minutes, no one knows whose podcast this is anymore.

[00:07:25] The “Primary Pube” Debate

The title finally gets explained—sort of.
A ridiculous argument about which body hair deserves “top billing” turns into pseudo-science, fake grooming rules, and a group meltdown.
Scientific credibility: zero. Commitment to the bit: total.

[00:12:40] Podcast Theft and Intellectual Property

The guests attempt to legally “steal” The Black Lincoln Collective in real time.
Mock cease-and-desist letters, improvised contracts, and bad lawyer impressions dominate the segment.
Spoiler: nobody wins the lawsuit.

[00:18:55] AI Sponsors and Bidet Technology You Didn’t Ask For

Arthur introduces an AI-generated sponsor for a “smart bidet with emotional awareness.”
Michael and Jeremy immediately steal the idea for their own show.
The theft continues—now with water pressure.

[00:25:10] Existential Tangent – What Is a Podcast?

An unintentional deep dive into philosophy:
If your podcast is stolen mid-recording, do you still exist?
The group gets close to an actual insight before ruining it with a bad sound effect.

[00:31:45] Crossfire Roast Session

Rapid-fire insults fly in every direction.
Running jokes include “Florida logic,” “fake laughter,” and who’s the worst at their own soundboard.
No one escapes unscathed, least of all the hosts.

[00:39:15] The Great Florida Debate

Arthur tries to defend his “Palatial EC Studios” in South Carolina.
Jeremy counters with real Florida Man stories that make Arthur rethink the entire state.
Conclusion: no one wins, and Jacksonville takes the loss.

[00:45:22] Accidental Depth (Followed by a Fart Noise)

A rare serious moment about burnout and creative chaos sneaks in.
Arthur immediately ruins it with a fart button.
Classic BLC—profound for three seconds, then gone forever.

[00:52:10] Outro – The Mutual Heist

Michael and Jeremy officially steal the outro.
Arthur vows revenge and threatens to steal their theme music in return.
The episode ends mid-laugh, mid-insult, and possibly mid-lawsuit.

BLC Classic: Tears of a Robot – Comedy, Chaos, and the Robot Revolution

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Parker, Allan C, Freddy Jazzmouth) — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 09:00:00 +0000

🎧 Episode Theme: Robot uprising meets comedy chaos.

🤖 Why robots? A satirical take on AI, automation, and our cultural fear of being replaced.

🎭 Style: A mix of improv comedy, sci-fi parody, and over-the-top storytelling.

🔗 Related Ideas: Frankenstein’s monster, modern AI ethics debates, Monty Python absurdism.

🛠 Practical Takeaway: Humor can transform tech anxiety into laughter.

📝 Reflection Prompts:

Do you laugh off tech fears, or take them seriously?

Could satire be a healthy way to process change?

Timestamps:

00:00 – Intro & chaos setup

03:00 – Robot revolution banter

10:00 – Cultural fears of tech

18:00 – Sci-fi movie riffs & comedy tangents

25:00 – Takeaways & closing laughs

Poisonous Plot Twists & Scuba Heists | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 09:00:00 +0000

00:00 - Hilarious intro, tech hiccups, and the unique chaos that only BLC could deliver.
07:23 - Fred's Fredline News kicks off with a Brazilian plot involving a poison-laced surprise.
14:40 - Scuba-heist conundrum at Disney Springs—gators might be the least of their worries!
23:18 - Questionable innovations from the world of medicine—would you turn a tooth into an eye implant?
31:45 - Oregon’s “forever winner” lottery debacle and the ultimate cautionary tale.
42:06 - Nick Cannon reflects on how his family expansion is a “trauma response.” Seriously?
50:00 - The comeback of fencing, rogue emergency room stories, and nostalgic nods to Princess Bride.
01:05:30 - Wrapping up the madness with dad jokes, tangents, and closing laughs.

Unknown Number and Farts | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB, Parker) — Mon, 15 Sep 2025 09:00:00 +0000

This week on the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew dives into the twists and turns of the Netflix documentary Unknown Number, an intense story of deception, teenage drama, and mystery. We break down the bizarre case of the "high school catfish" and how it escalates from a few texts to a nearly two-year-long saga that exposes the shocking truth. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered! From the wild antics of Philadelphia sports fans (looking at you, Philly Karen) to epic tales of Ja Rule allegedly cursing the Minnesota Timberwolves, it's a rollercoaster ride of offbeat commentary and endless laughs. Of course, the team doesn't hold back on their unfiltered opinions, humorous asides, and tangents that make the podcast the comedy goldmine you know and love. Don’t miss this spectacular blend of jaw-dropping true crime, sports scandals, and absolute hilarity that only the Black Lincoln Collective can serve up.

[00:00] - Introduction and the crazy opening banter [05:00] - Netflix’s Unknown Number and the bizarre "high school catfish" story [25:30] - The team reacts to "Philly Karen" and her infamous foul ball stunt [38:45] - Sports drama meets comedy as Ja Rule’s Timberwolves curse resurfaces [50:30] - The crew's ridiculous recap of favorite absurdities in pop culture [1:05:00] - Hilarity ensues during the closing thoughts

Ozempic Ass | The BLC Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Allan OTB, Parker, Freddy Jazzmouth) — Mon, 8 Sep 2025 09:00:00 +0000

[00:00] Intro banter and chaotic energy kicks off the show
[02:30] Storytime: Jack breaks a door, hilarity ensues
[12:00] Commentary on Ozempic, semaglutide, and weight-loss trends
[22:45] Is Nelly Furtado Puerto Rican? Plus pop culture weight changes
[30:00] The invention of the "Ozempic Olympics" (listener suggestions welcome)
[35:15] Gen X slang deep-dive (what phrases will never die?)
[43:00] The Rock and celebs adapting to aging—humorously dissected
[49:30] The "America Quiz" — challenging each other's patriot knowledge
[01:00:00] Wrap-up, random laughs, and Fred's memorable shout-out

El Bigote De La Muerte (The Mustache of Death) | The BLC Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 1 Sep 2025 09:00:00 +0000

[00:00] Intro: Opening banter and the usual hilarious greetings.

[02:35] The Death of a Friend: A somber yet comedic reflection on losing someone close and how humor helps us cope.

[12:05] Cracker Barrel Logo: An unusual debate about logos and hidden meanings.

[22:45] Screw Worms: A deep-dive into this bizarre and horrifying topic with plenty of laughs along the way.

[34:20] Rampage Jackson’s Son: Anecdotes and humor surrounding this tangent of bizarre storytelling.

[43:50] Outro: Wrapping it up, final thoughts, and more laughs.

The Fantastic Four versus VitaMan | The BLC Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 25 Aug 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Dive into this side-splitting episode of the "Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast" as the hosts unpack a whirlwind of hilarity, nostalgia, and absurdity! From revisiting the Fantastic Four film and its unexpected baby-centric plot to sharing bizarre animal stories, including radioactive wasps and overly amorous fish, this episode serves endless laughs. And, if that’s not enough, the gang takes you on a nostalgic roller coaster about getting older—featuring pill organizers with giant labels and vitamin-fueled superhero fantasies. Tune in for chaotic humor, relatable musings, and unfiltered moments that only "Black Lincoln Collective" can deliver!

[00:00] Intro & Random Banter
The team kicks things off with a burst of randomness and classic comedic energy.

[15:00] Fantastic Four Review
Breaking down the movie with baby jokes, comparisons to DC storylines, and fan theories.
[30:00] Animal Shenanigans
A look at radioactive wasps in South Carolina, a python sighting, and a fish that loves to mate—27 times a day!
[45:00] Getting Older Sucks (But Not Really...)
Humorous takes on aging, taking vitamins, and living with pill organizers larger than life.
[55:00] The Birth of Vitamin-Man
The hilariously unhinged origin story of a superhero fueled by nutrients and questionable logic.

Kratom Shots of the Bermuda Triangle | The BLC Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Allan Cuyar, Freddy Jazzmouth, Parker) — Mon, 18 Aug 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Ever had a week where your job feels like a sitcom, your coffee needs a sidekick, and your GPS points straight into the ocean? Same. In this episode, we navigate three very important subjects with our signature chaos-and-charm combo:

Jobs: Work-life “balance” (lol) gets put under the microscope as we trade stories about bosses, burnout, and the bizarre things we’ve done to look “productive” on Zoom.
Kratom: We take a curious detour into the leafy, controversial world of kratom—what it is, why people swear by it, and where it lands on the “this might be fine?” spectrum.
The Bermuda Triangle: Buckle up as we float headfirst into conspiracies, vanishings, and why everything weird seems to happen in a triangle. Spoiler: our theories are airtight and absolutely not peer-reviewed.

You’ll get laughs, hot takes, and the kind of questionable wisdom you can only get from the Black Lincoln Collective. If your week needs a reset—or at least a laugh you can blame on “market research”—this one’s for you.

Hit play, subscribe, and share with a friend who thinks the Triangle is just bad Wi‑Fi. New episodes drop regularly, and we promise not to get lost at sea.

200th Episode Extravaganza

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Celebrating 200 Episodes – The gang looks back on their podcasting journey with cheeky reflections, heartfelt gratitude for their fans, and wild tangents that only the Black Lincoln boys can pull off.
The “Three Hot Dudes” Revelation – A laugh-out-loud segment where our favorite hosts hilariously ponder why they didn’t call themselves "Three Hot Dudes" from the get-go—because evidently, their hotness knows no bounds!
Non-Alcoholic Liquor Rant – A recurring bit this episode has the team scratching their heads over the concept of booze-free booze. Spoiler alert—it’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Quirky Character Cameos – Dr. Frenchy drops by to deliver questionable medical advice and celebrate the big milestone, while other surprise appearances keep the shenanigans rolling.

Throughout this celebratory episode, the humor is nonstop, the antics are over-the-top, and the love for the listeners shines through every moment. The crew reflects on their unique style, gratitude for 200 episodes of loyal fans, and excitement for what’s still to come.

Don’t miss a second of this laugh fest! Be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and stay tuned—these “three hot dudes” aren’t done yet. Here’s to 200 more!

Starry Soda, Poop Phrasing, and Alien Probing—Happy Gilmore 2 Review!

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan C, Parker) — Mon, 4 Aug 2025 09:00:00 +0000

This week on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew dives into a rollicking, unpredictable episode packed with bizarre anecdotes, hilarious tangents, and unexpected surprises. Join Parker, Allen, and Fred as they sip on nostalgia while unraveling the mysterious history of Starry—the citrus soda causing a buzz—and debate its place in the pantheon of fizzy refreshments. The hilarity doesn’t stop there as the hosts explore bizarre phrases for announcing "bathroom breaks," showcasing a mix of creativity and absurdity sure to leave listeners in stitches.

But wait, did someone mention extraterrestrials? That’s right—this week features an unearthly visit from Terry the Alien, resulting in a colorful, comedic dialogue about impending invasions and celestial brunch plans. Wrapping things up, the crew reviews the highly anticipated Happy Gilmore 2, breaking down whether Adam Sandler’s sequel delivers the laughs while navigating nostalgia traps. Packed with humor, camaraderie, and laugh-out-loud highlights, this episode is not to be missed!

0:00 - 6:00 - Welcome back! Hilarious opening banter and nostalgic reflections.
6:01 - 20:00 - The history of Starry soda and the curious marketing campaigns tied to it.
20:01 - 36:00 - Innovative ways to signal bathroom needs—Fred polls people for the most creative phrases.
36:01 - 45:00 - Extraterrestrial broadcast featuring Terry the Alien. Alien invasions, brunches, and probing humor ensue.
45:01 - 54:00 - Movie review of Happy Gilmore 2: Cameos, comedy, and whether it hits the mark 25 years later.
54:01 - End - Wrapping up chaos with shoutouts, teasers for episode 200, and more off-the-wall antics.

Ozzy and the B, Shark Week, Swamp Rabbit San Quentin and Uranus

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy H, PArker, Allan C) — Mon, 28 Jul 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast! The crew dives into the absurd and hilarious, covering everything from Hulk Hogan's controversial past to the latest celebrity sightings and Shark Week's unexpected revelations about Uranus. With tributes to Ozzy Osbourne, discussions on celebrity deaths, and a deep dive into the quirks of pop culture, this episode is packed with laughs, surprises, and the signature banter you love. Don't miss the chaos, comedy, and a few unexpected twists along the way!

[00:00:00] Welcome to the show: Kicking off with laughs and chaos

[00:05:00] Hulk Hogan's controversial history and wrestling drama
[00:15:00] Celebrity deaths: Tributes and Hall of Fame debates
[00:25:00] Ozzy Osbourne: A tribute to the legend
[00:35:00] Shark Week revelations: Uranus is heating up!
[00:45:00] Celebrity sightings: Cruise ship surprises
[00:55:00] Wrapping up with laughs and good vibes

Allan's Poop Cruise Spectacular, Annabelle, and Staplegate

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 21 Jul 2025 09:00:00 +0000

[00:00:00] Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
[00:01:15] DMV adventures: weed, IDs, and unexpected efficiency
[00:06:30] Cruise chaos: The poop cruise story and Alan's cruise updates
[00:20:45] Staplegate: GameStop's bizarre receipt-stapling incident
[00:35:00] Annabelle doll and ghostly encounters: A haunted tale
[00:50:00] Comedy gold: Random musings, stock market jokes, and more

Flamingly Straight, Hetero Fest and Elon Musk

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Freddy, Allan C, Parker) — Mon, 14 Jul 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Get ready for a finger-lickin’ good time on the latest episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast! This week, the crew dives into the world of fried chicken, ranking the top chains like KFC, Popeyes, and Raising Cane’s, while sharing their own hilarious chicken-related mishaps. They also explore the absurdity of the Hetero Awesome Fest, Elon Musk’s antics, and a political minute that’s anything but serious. With their signature wit and unfiltered banter, this episode is a comedic feast you won’t want to miss!

[00:00] Intro and chaotic banter
[00:10] Fried chicken wars: KFC, Popeyes, Raising Cane’s, and more
[00:45] Hetero Awesome Fest: The straightest event in Idaho
[01:15] Political Minute: Elon Musk, White House drama, and 15 kids
[01:45] The great fried chicken debate: Personal stories and rankings
[02:10] Outro and what’s next for the BLC Podcast

A Working Titty | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 7 Jul 2025 09:00:00 +0000

This week, the crew tackles everything from the absurdity of dental work gone wrong (thanks to a chicken wing mishap) to a deep dive into the movie Sinners—a "musical" that’s not quite what it seems. We also explore the dangers of microplastics, the rise of shark attacks, and the bizarre world of AI relationships. With their signature wit and unfiltered banter, the BLC team delivers laughs, hot takes, and a whole lot of chaos. Tune in for a wild ride through comedy, pop culture, and the unexpected!

[00:00] Intro and chaotic banter

[00:10] Chicken wings vs. dental work: A $2,000 mistake

[00:54] Sinners: A "musical" review with vampires, voodoo, and Michael B. Jordan

[19:00] Would you rather: Gorilla fights or questionable world records?

[35:00] Microplastics: Are they killing us?

[49:00] Shark attacks in South Carolina: Stay out of the water!

[56:00] AI relationships: Falling in love with your chatbot

[1:03:00] Wrap-up and outro

Starseeds, Comedy, and Cosmic Healing with Lily Li | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 09:00:00 +0000

00:00 - 04:30 Intro to the show and guest welcome
04:31 - 15:00 Lily Lee explains what starseeds are and their mission on Earth
15:01 - 25:00 Light language and its vibrational healing properties
25:01 - 40:00 Collective energy healing session led by Lily Lee
40:01 - 57:00 Q&A with Lily about her work, starseeds, and upcoming projects
57:01 - End Wrap-up, social promotions, and future topics

This week on the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, we explore the cosmic and comedic universe with a special guest, Lily Li, founder of Awakening Star Seeds. From the mysteries of starseed activation to multi-dimensional healing, this episode takes us on a celestial ride filled with laughter, insightful revelations, and lighthearted banter. Lily explains the essence of starseeds, how light language works, and even performs a powerful energy-clearing session for our hosts and listeners. We merge comedy, spirituality, and interstellar energy in a way that will leave you enlightened and entertained. Don’t miss this episode packed with cosmic vibes and unfiltered humor!

Superman 9...inches - Nano Butts | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 23 Jun 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Get ready for non-stop laughs as the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast dives deep into the absurd and the hilarious! From Superman speculation ("Superman 9 inches?"), to quirky discussions about pop culture, Ozzy Osbourne's outrageous DNA-themed merchandise, and a heated knee-slapper on celebrity passings, this episode delivers a jam-packed hour of unpredictable humor. The crew keeps it fresh with jokes about surfing gangs, clone conspiracies, and even a shout-out to Anne Burrell. Tune in for a comedy escapade where no topic is too bizarre, and every moment is a punchline.

00:00 – Chaotic intro and surprise line-up announcements.
00:10 – Superman movies & wild new character speculations.
00:25 – A bizarre plan to clone Ozzy Osbourne using iced tea DNA.
00:30 – Nostalgic throwbacks to Anne Burrell’s finest moments.
00:40 – Pop culture rants, celebrity obituaries, and unexpected jokes.
00:50 – Surf gangs, Martin Luther vs. MLK, and nanobots in all the wrong places!

Hilarity and Chaos Unleashed - Bargain Foods, Tater Mitts, and Graduation Gags on Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 16 Jun 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Join this laughter-packed episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast as the crew dives deep into graduation hilarity, Father’s Day reflections, mental health awareness, and a truly absurd exploration of weird words and cultural differences. Expect unfiltered comedy, unique perspectives, and engaging banter as they tackle life’s quirks and share plenty of laughs along the way!

[00:00] - Opening Laughter

The crew kicks things off with cheeky humor and classic wit.

[00:12] - Graduation Highlights and Funny Names

Hilarious musings on fictional graduates.

[00:50] - Father’s Day Fun

Insightful and comedic Father’s Day takes.

[10:00] - Mental Health Awareness Month

A candid and comedic check-in on mental well-being.

[20:00] - Weird Words Challenge

Exploring the hilarious differences in American and British word usage.

[40:00] - Nostalgia Trip

The crew reminisces about bargain stores, pranks, and life’s oddities.

Brillo Nuts | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 191

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 9 Jun 2025 09:00:00 +0000

This week on the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew delivers laughs, tackles absurd topics, and shares unforgettable stories! This episode, titled "Brillo Nuts," features hilarious discussions on the trials of small-town pro wrestling, encounters with eccentric behavior, and side-splitting moments about Sydney Sweeney, snowflakes, and a whole lot more.

Episode Notes

0:00 - 10:00 - Introduction and banter about life humor, including a heated seat debate.
10:01 - 25:00 - Turbo Pro Wrestling adventures, seating mishaps, and family-friendly wrestling chaos.
25:01 - 40:00 - Tales about ice cream cone disasters at McDonald's and how to handle meltdowns in every sense.
40:01 - 54:00 - Sydney Sweeney’s "bathwater soap" saga, questionable inventions, and baffling money decisions.
54:01 - End - Tips on checking your toilet flap, plus Fred’s philosophy on a “50/50 chance” for almost everything in life.

F You in the Fees | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 190

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 2 Jun 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Warning: this episode includes some politically-charged content until the 13-minute mark, so if you're not into that, skip ahead, then dive into the 190th episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, titled "F You in the Fees." Join us as we celebrate Pride Month, unravel the curious world of monk fights, reminisce about The All-American Rejects, and tackle thought-provoking topics like black fatigue and rising concert ticket prices. Get ready for hilarious back-and-forth banter paired with fresh takes on cultural controversies—this episode has it all!

[00:00] Introduction & Show Setup with the crew.
[00:36] Celebrating Pride Month – reflections, history, and personal stories.
[15:12] Monk fights – A wild exploration into decades-old monastery rivalries.
[27:46] Cosmix closing – McDonald's quirky beverage concept bites the dust.
[39:18] The All-American Rejects’ house party tour – Reviving nostalgia right in your living room!
[52:30] What’s black fatigue, and how is it shaping narratives today?
[1:06:45] F You in the Fees – A deep (and comedic) look at skyrocketing ticket prices

Dance Dads and the N-Word Challenge | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 189

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 26 May 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Get ready to laugh your heart out with Episode 189 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast! This week, our hosts pull no punches as they jump into stories ranging from dance recital chaos to fried chicken drama and fiery exchanges. Ever wondered how absurd a burnt biscuit argument could get? We’ll take you straight to Charlotte's wildest Popeye's showdown. Looking for laughs? We’ve got stories of zoo trips gone hilariously wrong, bird-feeding mishaps, and the curious trials of being a dad at a ballet recital-turned-marathon. Join us as we discuss Hollywood’s top screen killers and Fred’s bizarre new game where the letter "N" never looked so challenging. Plus, stay tuned for frivolous lawsuit news that’ll have you re-checking your burger order. Packed with humor, insightful banter, and a sprinkle of random chaos, this episode is not to be missed! 🍗🐓 Tune in, laugh with us, and discover why the BLC Podcast remains the comedy pit-stop you’ve been searching for. Don’t forget to subscribe and share! #ComedyPodcast #BLCPodcast #DanceFails #FriedChickenWars

0:00 - 5:00 - Intro and Fred's chaotic storytelling about dance recitals.
5:00 - 15:00 - Zoo adventures and bird-feeding gone hilariously wrong.
15:00 - 25:00 - Heated debates over the top actors with the most on-screen kills.
25:00 - 40:00 - A deep-dive into fried chicken disputes and lawsuits involving fast food blunders.
40:00 - End - Games, laughs, and the wild conclusion of the episode.

Autistic Butts | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 188

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 19 May 2025 09:00:00 +0000

This week’s show is packed with laughs, shocking theories, and timeless insights that’ll keep you glued to your headphones.

Here’s what we’re talking about in this episode:

Time Shares Gone Wild – Fred shares his ridiculous experiences with time shares, including some unexpectedly hilarious twists.
NBA Draft Controversy – Is the NBA Lottery rigged? We explore the latest conspiracy theories surrounding the draft and why fans are more skeptical than ever.
Cancelled TV Shows of 2023 – Are your favorite shows safe? We break down the recent wave of cancellations and what it says about where the entertainment industry is headed.
Fred’s Vacation Adventures – From quirky roadside attractions to getting lost in a resort, Fred’s vacation tales are nothing short of epic.
Conspiracy Theories Unlimited – From moon landing denials to secret societies, we discuss the wildest conspiracies circulating this week – prepare to question everything you thought you knew.
Cancel Culture Rants – What’s the latest thing the internet is furious about? We weigh in on the controversies that have everyone talking.

Plus, our signature hot takes on sports, culture, and whatever absurdity is on our minds this week. You won’t want to miss it!

Focus Groups, T*T Tales, and The Fall of Pepsi | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 187

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 12 May 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Soda Wars
- Ranking of popular sodas in the U.S.
- Coca-Cola remains the undisputed leader in the market.
- Dr. Pepper’s rise to the 2nd spot.
- Sprite overtakes Pepsi for 3rd, reflecting shifting consumer preferences.
AI in Courtrooms
- Landmark use of AI in an Arizona trial.
- Road rage victim recreated via AI speaks posthumously to his killer.
- Raises ethical questions on the use of AI for emotional impact in judicial settings.
- Judge expresses positive reaction, sparking further debate on technology's role.
Racism Controversies
- Incident in Minnesota where a woman uses racial slurs against a child at a public park.
- Public backlash leads to a controversial crowdfunding effort that raises significant funds.
- Discussion of divisive societal narratives perpetuated online.
Focus Groups and Social Commentary
- Behind-the-scenes of participating in a focus group.
- Varied perspectives from participants.
- Humor and social observation of group dynamics.
Notable Pop Culture Updates
- P. Diddy’s legal controversies and their broader implications on the entertainment industry.
- Discussion of accusations involving sex trafficking and the outcome of consensual claims.
Chris Rock’s Return to Fame
- Cultural references tied to humor and audience reception.
- Speculation on the actor's recent uses in podcast banter.
Funny Anecdotes and Podcast Humor
- Lighthearted jokes and personal stories shared by hosts.
- Discussions touching on cultural icons and nuanced reflections of current societal trends.
The Impact of Technology on Pop Culture
- Explored enhanced AI applications for storytelling, media, and entertainment.
- Expectations for how AI will shape narratives in the public sphere.

Barrel of Crackers | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 186

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 5 May 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Join the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast as Fred and the crew share a wild ride of stories in their latest episode, "Barrel of Crackers." From Parker's food truck misadventures to uncovering the bizarre Shen Yun cult, hunting weed Easter eggs, and dimming the sun conspiracy theories, this comedy podcast is packed with laughs, unexpected twists, and unscripted hilarity. Don't miss this episode full of chaotic fun and unforgettable banter!

Episode Notes

0:00 - 5:00 - Kicking off the episode with humor and warm welcomes.
5:00 - 15:00 - Parker's food poisoning fiasco and the questionable taco truck.
15:00 - 25:00 - The appearance and odd revelations about the infamous Shen Yun cult.
25:00 - 35:00 - Weed Easter egg hunts—an unexpected scavenger hunt gone wrong.
35:00 - 45:00 - The UK plans to dim the sun to battle climate change.
45:00 - End - Hilarious hypotheticals and debates featuring 100 people versus an ape.

Popological Order | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 185

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Join the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast in the unforgettable 185th episode, 'Popological Order', where comedy and chaos rule! We discuss the uncanny madness surrounding pranks taken too far, the ultimate Pope debates, and 'Parker's Points,' our latest hilarious segment. Unfiltered laughs, unique perspectives, and offbeat banter await!

00:00-06:00 – Kickoff with quirky anecdotes and questionable decisions (Parker’s forgotten grocery orders).
06:01-25:00 – A deep-dive into the “death of the 'best' Pope” and the future of the papacy—featuring optimistic hypotheticals of pop culture popes.
25:01-40:00 – A chaotic ride about "micro-larceny" and rebellious supermarket antics.
40:01-58:00 – Hysterical conversation about a prank-loving police chief whose "jokes" redefine absurdity.
58:01-End – Wrapping up laughs with Fred’s signature commentary on random, hilarious topics like overpriced eggs and Jeep culture.

KY Jellyfish | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 184

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 14 Apr 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Episode 184 of the BLC Podcast! Get ready for an hour packed with laughs, surprises, and unfiltered opinions. Here's what Fred and Alan have in store for you this week:

Tariffs with the "Tariff Sheriff" - A hilarious and slightly unhinged take on current economic policies.
The Wild World of Emotional Support Tigers - Can you really have a tiger as an emotional support animal? Fred and Alan weigh in.
Fake Instagram Influencers - A satirical deep-dive into the rise of dubious online personas.
Lightning Safety Tips - Yes, they’re shocking—pun intended—but these tips might actually save you during a storm.

🎙️ Don’t miss out on this mix of humor and unexpected insights. Tune in now on your favorite podcast platform!

Free Trial of Fun | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 183

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 7 Apr 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Intro (00:00 - 03:00): Parker kicks off with iconic movie quotes, setting the tone for another fun-packed episode.
GameStop Controversy (03:00 - 21:00): Fred dives into GameStop’s stock market antics, the behind-the-scenes intrigue, and why it’s shaking the market.
The Masters Predictions (21:00 - 33:00): Golf enthusiasts Fred and Parker discuss the challenges, key players, and Fred's unlikely pick for gold jacket glory.
Jessica Simpson’s Remedy (33:00 - 45:00): The crew hilariously debates Jessica’s bizarre vocal remedy—with surprising revelations. 🔊
Rogue Kangaroo Story (45:00 - 52:00): An escaped kangaroo and its goat accomplice bring chaos to South Carolina—don't miss this hilarious story!
Listener Q&A Shoutouts (52:00 - 56:00): Interactive moments with listeners about their strangest remedies and golf chaos highlights.

🔗 Follow the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast for more crazy episodes, and don’t forget to share!

Brazil Nuts | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 182

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 31 Mar 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Highlights in this Episode:
- Parker shares his harrowing tale of offering a stranger a ride and its bizarre aftermath.
- Fred and Parker debate their favorite fruits—is honeydew really the underdog of the melon world?
- Parker’s DIY triumph as he successfully fixes his dryer in true “manly-man” fashion.
- Business brainstorming leads to outrageous ideas, including Brazil Nuts Towing and merit badges for life skills.
- The group explores influencer culture and its quirks, with some self-reflection along the way.
Random Cornerstones:
- The potential dangers of eye contact with strangers.
- Why stickers can be deceptive (looking at you, “student driver” signs).
- Parker’s longing for a leather jacket adorned with badges for household achievements.
Mood of the Episode:
- Comedic, random, and completely unscripted.

Smarter Than Dumb | BLC Podcast Ep. 181

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 24 Mar 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Hosts debate whether it's socially acceptable to wear sunglasses indoors or if it’s an irredeemable douche move.
A listener poses a provocative question about blackface assumptions, sparking both serious reflection and belly laughs.
The team hilariously bemoans the rabbit hole of Facebook Reels and TikTok algorithms, sharing their own obsessions with rug-cleaning and indigenous pool-building clips.
Pondering the whimsical premise of receiving $2 million on the condition of euthanasia at age 75.
Stories of unusual pets (or rather, smuggled ones), including a turtle found in someone’s pants.
Weird news highlights include a $4.8 million gold toilet theft, dogs eating toes, and a morbid embalmer caught tampering with corpses.
Ridiculous tangents include debates on dog culpability in accidental shootings and racially charged costume decisions.

Cap'n America and the Octopus Sea Witch | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:00:00 +0000

In the latest episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, we embark on an entertaining journey through the realms of pop culture, focusing on the much-anticipated Captain America: Brave New World. Episode 180 marks a notable shift back to the roots of pop culture discussions, and our hosts Fred and Alan are ready to share their thoughts and experiences.

As the episode kicks off, Fred sets the tone with his signature humor, reminding listeners to fasten their seatbelts for what promises to be a “bumpy night.” The camaraderie between Fred and Alan is palpable, as they delve into their shared love for movies and the quirks of pop culture. They discuss everything from the intricacies of hat styles to the latest superhero flicks, showcasing their unique blend of humor and insight.

The highlight of this episode revolves around the new Captain America movie. Fred and Alan share their thoughts on the film’s action sequences, plot development, and the transition of the Captain America mantle to Sam Wilson, played by Anthony Mackie. With a mix of nostalgia and critical analysis, they dissect the film's merits and shortcomings, offering listeners a comprehensive review that balances both entertainment and critique.

Listeners will appreciate the humor as they dive into the absurdities of pop culture, including the ongoing debate about live-action adaptations of beloved animated films. The hosts touch on the controversy surrounding the casting of the new Little Mermaid, sparking a lively discussion about representation in film and the evolution of classic stories. Their banter is not only humorous but also thought-provoking, encouraging listeners to reflect on the changing landscape of entertainment.

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage with their audience, inviting them to share their thoughts on the films discussed. This interactive element fosters a sense of community among listeners, making them feel like part of the conversation.

As the episode wraps up, Fred and Alan tease upcoming movie releases, including Superman and 28 Years Later, leaving listeners excited for what’s to come. The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast continues to be a delightful blend of humor, pop culture commentary, and genuine friendship, making it a must-listen for anyone looking to stay connected to the world of entertainment.

So, if you’re a fan of movies, pop culture, or just enjoy a good laugh, don’t miss Episode 180 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. Tune in now and join the conversation!

BS Burrito and the Emotional Support Monkey | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 10 Mar 2025 09:00:00 +0000

You’ve got to check out this week’s episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast—it’s packed with laughs and absurdity from start to finish! We kick things off with a ridiculous story about a convenience store “cheeseburger wrap” that Fred now renamed the “baby shit burrito.” Trust us, you’ll be crying from laughter as we recount the whole disastrous experience.

We also tackle the wild world of emotional support animals, debating the quirkiest pet antics and most bizarre dog names—you won’t believe some of our ideas. The laughs keep coming as we rant about the chaos of road construction and detours, turning everyday annoyances into pure comedy gold. And of course, don’t miss "Fredline News," where we dish on the weirdest headlines of the week with our usual sarcastic twist.

If you need a laugh, this episode has it all. Hit play now and join us for some much-needed comedy

Assy Knoll | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 3 Mar 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Check out the latest episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast for a laugh-packed adventure! This week, we’re talking about Fred’s chaotic trip to Dallas, where nothing went as planned. From battling hotel sickness to exploring the iconic Fort Worth Stockyards, Fred shares his funny travel mishaps and the struggle of getting around the city without a car. The crew breaks down the craziness of overpriced convenience store items and the unique charm of Texas hospitality.

And that’s not all! Get ready for the epic Roast of Fred, featuring the funniest and most brutal listener submissions. With sharp jokes and clever comebacks, the guys take on the best roasts, leaving Fred both cracking up and squirming. And, of course, it's Whack History month, and we're looking at the whackest foods of all time. Don’t miss this episode full of hilarious travel stories, witty commentary, and unforgettable moments. Tune in now and join the fun!

Guys and Dolls | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 17 Feb 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Episode Highlights Super Bowl Prop Bets Recap: The stakes are high, and the laughs are even higher as the team reveals the winners and losers of their Super Bowl prop bets. Tune in to hear the consequences for the unlucky last-place participant and join in on the heated, hilarious debate surrounding their fate! Black History Month & the Shogun of Harlem: Fred steps up as the Black History Month correspondent, delivering a fascinating story about "Show Enough," the legendary first and only Shogun of Harlem. American Girl Dolls Gone Wild: The team ventures into the whimsical and slightly absurd realm of American Girl dolls. From Clara Mayfield to Addie Walker, they hilariously critique the dolls' backstories, uncovering shocking twists. Why You’ll Love This Episode If you’re a fan of clever banter, unpredictable conversations, and moments that toe the line between absurdity and brilliance, this episode is for you! Packed with non-stop laughs and a mix of cultural insights, The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast guarantees entertainment with plenty of heart.

The Legend of the BLC Monster | BLC Podcast with Author George Lunsford

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 10 Feb 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Unlock the secrets of legends, myths, and the supernatural in the latest episode of the BLC Podcast, where we had the privilege of hosting the talented George Lunsford. George is a celebrated author and co-founder of the NCI podcast, as well as an enthusiastic storyteller who's committed to preserving and sharing the folklore that shapes our cultural identity.

During this captivating conversation, George dives into his newest book, "Legends, Myths, Monsters, and Ghosts: The North American Edition," currently available on Amazon. A true enthusiast of the supernatural, George shares electrifying tales from his personal experiences, including multiple encounters with Bigfoot in the Appalachian Mountains. His adventures include efforts to capture evidence—whether through photographs, hair samples, or footprints—that might one day offer tangible proof of these mysterious creatures' existence. George brings these stories to life with humor and a deep passion for exploring the unknown.

But there’s more! The episode also highlights George’s broader mission to document regional folklore from across the globe, as he teases his upcoming European edition of the book. His work reflects how storytelling serves as a bridge to connect us to our shared history and diverse cultures.

Fans of the supernatural will also love George's insights into his television ventures with Channel 12, where he hosts thrilling discussions about paranormal phenomena and cryptids. The channel is growing fast, with streaming options available on platforms like Roku and Google TV, and George candidly shares their efforts to establish this exciting new network.

Whether you're a staunch believer, a skeptic, or someone who simply loves a good story, this episode has something to offer. Laugh, learn, and get inspired as we explore George’s adventures and the fascinating tales that keep folklore alive. Don’t forget to pick up his book, subscribe to the podcast, and follow George as he continues his quest to shed light on the mysteries lurking in the shadows. Tune in now and join the adventure!

Super Bowl Spectacular and Fat Guy News | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 3 Feb 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Looking for a podcast that delivers laugh-out-loud humor, engaging conversations, and a strong sense of community? Episode 175 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast has all that and more! From the moment the episode kicks off with a lively introduction, you’ll be drawn into a night of laughter, music, and relatable banter that keeps listeners coming back for more.

This episode is a special treat as the hosts spotlight their listeners’ creativity, featuring fan-submitted songs that showcase the diverse talents of their audience. The team brings their signature comedic spin to everyday topics, from Fred’s hilarious take on "dry January" to the absurdity of Super Bowl prop bets, including the color of the Gatorade and the national anthem’s runtime. It’s an entertaining mix of insight and comedy you won’t want to miss.

Listeners will love the "Fat Guy News" segment, where the hosts tackle bizarre food trends—like invisible pasta—with their trademark humor, reminding us all to laugh at life’s quirks. Whether dissecting funny stories or relatable challenges, the banter between the hosts creates a welcoming, feel-good atmosphere that keeps the laughs rolling.

Join the fun and be part of the collective! Support the show on Patreon or submit your own songs for future features. Episode 175 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast is your invitation to a community filled with humor, music, and connection. Don’t miss out—tune in today and be part of the conversation!

3 Bean Salad | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 27 Jan 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Title: Episode 174 – "3 Bean Salad | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast"
Discussion Highlights:
Elon Musk's erratic behavior and ventures
Debate over the Gulf of Mexico and geographical names
Nostalgic stories about school fights and zero-tolerance policies
Hilarious "Would You Rather" scenarios
Tags: Humor, Current Events, Pop Culture, Nostalgia, Comedy Podcast, Elon Musk, Social Commentary
Release Date: 01/27/2025
Where to Listen: Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and all major streaming platforms.

Meat Jelly | BLC Comedy

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 20 Jan 2025 10:00:00 +0000

This week, we dive into the fiery fun of fire, the chaos of losing TikTok, and the culinary adventures of Freddy's food shits. Plus, we might just get into Allan's movie shits. Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy night!

This episode takes a serious turn as we discuss the devastating LA fires and their impact on communities, both celebrity and non-celebrity alike. We also explore the controversial TikTok ban and its implications for content creators and users in the US, and Fred introduces us to some of the world's worst-rated dishes, while Allan brings us the latest movie shits, including exciting updates on upcoming films in 2025.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy this rollercoaster of an episode filled with laughter, surprises, and a touch of culinary curiosity. Happy 2025 and Happy Martin Luther King Day to all our listeners!

The Fame You Don't Want | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 13 Jan 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Welcome to 2025 with the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast. this week, we kick off the new year in classic BLC fashion, delivering the same timeless humor and camaraderie that fans have come to know and love.

This week’s episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, starting with Parker’s “angry soup” experience during a bout with Covid. The crew also takes a hilarious deep dive into the bizarre world of naming diseases, questioning whether having a syndrome named after them would be a badge of honor or pure nightmare fuel.

We nominate a new member to the BLC Podcast Hall of Fame. Known for his wrestling legacy and unforgettable personality, the Iron Sheik embodies everything the podcast celebrates. But the surprises don't stop there! Fans are treated to a whimsical appearance from none other than President Elon Musk, who hilariously outlines his presidential promises.

Then in “Don’t Move Here News,” we're issuing warnings about life in South Carolina. From unexpected snowstorms to celebrity blunders, the segment blends laugh-out-loud humor with a bit of local charm. On top of that, the episode takes an eyebrow-raising detour into a peculiar world record moment—a Japanese man’s jaw-dropping performance at the San Francisco Masturbate-a-thon.

Wrapping things up, Fred and Alan talk New Year’s resolutions—or their decision to skip them altogether—while introducing the concept of a “winter arc,” their fresh take on goal-setting, and so much more.

The Best of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast Vol. 3

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 30 Dec 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Fred and Allan are drinking margaritas on their buddy Jeff's private island, while Parker fights Covid. So you get to listen to some of our best stuff from this year. We will return in 2025 with new haircuts. Happy New Year!

A Rawdog Christmas | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 23 Dec 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This week, we dive headfirst into the festive chaos of the Christmas season. Broadcasting live from the palatial EC Studios scattered all across the North Pole of South Carolina, we're here to spread holiday cheer and laughter. This episode is packed with holiday hijinks and hilarious banter as we discuss everything from the peculiar tradition of glass pickle ornaments to the mystery behind "Twas the Night Before Christmas." We also explore the bizarre world of slapping therapy and share a heartwarming yet slightly scandalous story involving the Charlotte Hornets. Join Fred, Allan, and Parker as they navigate the quirks of the holiday season, sharing stories of Christmas traditions, shopping mishaps, and even a potential new business venture involving sheep shears. Plus, we delve into the world of Krampus and alternative holiday tales that are sure to keep you entertained. So grab your eggnog, sit back, and enjoy this festive episode filled with laughter, surprises, and a touch of holiday magic. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and a joyous Kwanzaa to all our listeners!

An Award-Winning Podcast Title | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 16 Dec 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This week, we revel in the joy of being crowned an award-winning podcast, a testament to the unwavering support of our listeners. Get ready for an unforgettable episode packed with humor and entertainment. We kick things off with a quirky spelling bee segment that will have you laughing out loud. Discover the most Googled spelling challenges across various US states, and prepare to be surprised. Did you know that "pretty" was the most searched term in California? Or that "mountain" puzzled the residents of Pennsylvania? Our hosts dive into these fun facts with their signature wit and charm, making for an episode that's as educational as it is entertaining.

But that's not all! We also feature our beloved Fredline News segment, where we delve into the latest and quirkiest happenings. From a Tennessee senator's unfortunate DUI incident to exciting news from the Star Wars universe, our hosts bring these stories to life with humor and a touch of irreverence. Stay informed while having a good laugh—it's the perfect combination!

As we bask in the glory of our award, we remain grounded and committed to delivering top-notch content. Fame may be fleeting, but our dedication to entertaining and enlightening our listeners remains steadfast. This episode is a celebration of our journey, a heartfelt thank you to our incredible listeners, and a promise of more extraordinary moments to come.

So, why not join the celebration? Tune in to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast and be part of our award-winning journey. Whether you're here for the laughs, the news, or the sense of community, there's something for everyone. Listen now and experience the magic of podcasting at its finest. Cheers to many more incredible moments together!

A Birthday for Christmas | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 9 Dec 2024 10:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the 169th episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, where we explore the exciting festivities and joyful chaos of the Christmas season. Broadcasting live from our luxurious EC Studios spread across South Carolina, join us as we delve into the quirky world of holiday traditions. From Fred's five Christmas trees to Alan's hilarious frozen screen antics, we uncover the enchantment and surprises that this season brings. Along the way, we uncover the truth behind a potential scam involving a kind-hearted elderly lady collecting donations, while Fred shares his insights on the latest charity scams. Additionally, Parker stumbles upon an emotionally captivating EarPods commercial that tugs at his heartstrings, prompting a thought-provoking discussion among Fred, Alan, and Parker. To spread the holiday spirit, we are thrilled to announce the Black Lincoln Collective's largest-scale promotion ever: a fun-filled scavenger hunt for spare change hidden on sidewalks worldwide. Join the BLC Change Challenge by finding the hidden change, tweeting about it, and sharing the joy with others. Tune in to this episode filled with holiday cheer, laughter, and a sprinkle of mystery.

Pot Belly Pig Season | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 2 Dec 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This week on the 168th episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, join us as we unravel mysteries while battling the Christmas Spirit of technical difficulties. We explore the concept of Schrodinger's Cat, ponder the true meaning behind Chinese restaurant signs, and debunk common myths that have been ingrained in our everyday lives. From the tallest mountains to the senses that guide us, we're myth-busting our way through the episode.

Then, just as you thought to yourself that the show couldn't get any better, Fred shares his insights on the stock market and crypto trends, including the mysterious world of pump and dump schemes. We also reminisce about forgotten 90s cartoons and the hilarity of middle school basketball games. Plus, it's potbelly pig season, and we're contemplating the economics of adopting one of these quirky creatures.

All that, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

Man Glitter, The Thanksgiving Special | The Black Lincoln Collective Food Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 25 Nov 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This week, the hosts dive into the chaotic and hilarious world of Thanksgiving. From the unexpected road rage incidents that make you question your sanity to the mishaps that occur when you're on a diet during the holiday season, this episode is packed with relatable content that will have you nodding along and laughing out loud.

One of the highlights is the Thanksgiving food draft, where the hosts compete to create the ultimate Thanksgiving meal. With dishes ranging from deep-fried turkey to deviled eggs and even barbecue ribs, the competition is fierce and the banter is even fiercer. You'll find yourself rooting for your favorite dishes and maybe even getting a few ideas for your own Thanksgiving spread.

But it's not all about the food. The hosts share personal stories that remind us of the true spirit of Thanksgiving—coming together with loved ones, sharing laughs, and creating memories. Whether it's reminiscing about childhood Thanksgivings or debating the merits of different holiday dishes, this episode captures the essence of what makes Thanksgiving special.

So, as you prepare for your own Thanksgiving celebrations, take a moment to tune in to this episode. It's the perfect accompaniment to your holiday prep, offering laughs, insights, and maybe even a new perspective on what Thanksgiving is all about. Happy listening and happy Thanksgiving!

Sasquatchination and The Substance | Black Lincoln Collective Food Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 18 Nov 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a definitely not wrong episode of the BLC Podcast, we're talking about the Tyson Paul fight, and we're spot-on. We're joined by the man himself as Iron Mike takes us through his pre-fight rituals and what he plans to do. Fred's fresh out of the theater as he gives us his spoiler-filled review of The Substance, starring Demi Moore. We also have deep-fried news, where Parker is talking escaped monkeys, Sasquatches, and Bears, Oh my! All that, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

Black Okra | Black Lincoln Collective Food Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 11 Nov 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a gourmet episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Food Podcast, we sink our teeth into Thanksgiving, interesting ingredients, and thought-provoking questions. We debut a brand-new segment that's telling the truth about the pharmaceutical industry, and it's time for Fredline News, featuring the fair and balanced news you need to know! We know that you rely on the Black Lincoln Collective for your news. All that, and so much more!

Temu T-Pain | Black Lincoln Collective Food Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 4 Nov 2024 10:00:00 +0000

The episode delves into the unexpected challenges of podcasting, as Fred shares a personal story about purchasing equipment from the Temu app. His experience serves as a cautionary tale about the perils of trying to save a few bucks, and it leads to a heartfelt public apology. We tackle a curious incident involving a mysterious bag of candy left on a car in a Target parking lot. We're talking about the right time to switch to a lunch menu, and we blind-rank fall stuff. We fully embrace being a food podcast and we mourn the loss of part of the Maurices BBQ Empire, all that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast

Halloween, The Podcast | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 28 Oct 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Join us for a spine-tingling episode of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast, where we dive headfirst into the world of Halloween and all its eerie traditions. As the leaves turn and the nights grow longer, we find ourselves in the midst of the spookiest season of the year. This episode, we explore the curious origins of some of our most beloved Halloween customs. Have you ever wondered why we carve pumpkins into Jack O'Lanterns? Or why witches are often depicted with green skin? We unravel these mysteries and more, sharing tales that are as intriguing as they are chilling. But it's not all about ghosts and goblins. We also delve into the world of football follies, recounting the hilarious antics and rivalries that play out on the field. From youth leagues to the NFL, the drama and excitement of football season provide the perfect backdrop for our Halloween discussions. And speaking of drama, we touch on the topic of internet privacy, exploring the challenges faced by those who wish to erase their digital footprints. So grab your favorite Halloween treat, settle in, and join us for a podcast experience that's both entertaining and enlightening. Don't miss out on this special edition of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast – it's sure to be a scream! #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville

A Pumpkin You Can Fit a B*tch In | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast with Landon James ETA

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 21 Oct 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we're joined by one of our favorite guests, Landon James ETA! Landon shares tales from his recent performances, and life on the road. We dive deep with moral quandries and Chick Fil a Salads. WE chat about Halloween and the tasteful use of white and blackface, and paying it forward. Then it's Parker's Tech shits, and we're talking Tesla robots, giant pumpkins, AI and Chestnuts. We're also joined by a few unexpected guests, and it's weird. All that, and so much more!

Helene and The Gaze of Racoons | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 14 Oct 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, the crew recounts their survival stories from a recent hurricane that left them powerless and in the dark—literally. From grilling hot pockets during the blackout to the camaraderie of neighbors wielding chainsaws, the guys share how they weathered the storm with humor and resilience.

Fred, Allan, and Matt dive into the quirks of life without electricity, reminiscing about past power outages and the unexpected joys of unplugging. They also discuss the chaos of post-hurricane gas shortages and the community spirit that emerged amidst the challenges.

In "News vs. News," the team brings you bizarre stories from around the globe, including a man caught under cars with a peculiar foot fetish and a naked bus brawler. Plus, they explore the curious case of a woman named Marijuana Pepsi and the tragic tale of a bear dethroned in Fat Bear Week.

Pumpkin Spiced Sex Dungeon | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 7 Oct 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Join us for a wild ride on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, where laughter and chaos meet in perfect harmony. In this episode, we dive into the stormy world of hurricanes, as our hosts share their experiences of surviving a hurricane while broadcasting live from the palatial EC studios scattered across South Carolina. With witty banter and hilarious anecdotes, they take us on a journey through the eye of the storm, reminding us that humor can be found even in the most challenging situations.

But the adventure doesn't stop there. Our hosts recount their recent golf trip to Lake Lure, North Carolina, where they embarked on a quest for Bigfoot and encountered quicksand along the way. With tales of party houses, bunk beds, and a mysterious sex dungeon, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and unexpected twists. Whether you're a golf enthusiast or simply enjoy a good laugh, this episode is sure to entertain.

As the episode unfolds, we also pay tribute to the legendary James Earl Jones, whose iconic voice has left an indelible mark on pop culture. With heartfelt reflections and humorous insights, our hosts celebrate the life and legacy of this remarkable actor.

But it's not all fun and games. The episode takes a serious turn as we delve into the controversy surrounding Diddy and the challenges faced by pop star Katy Perry. With thought-provoking discussions and candid opinions, our hosts explore the complexities of fame and the music industry.

And as we embrace the spooky season, our hosts introduce a fun and interactive segment where they challenge listeners to guess horror movie plots explained by a five-year-old. With Halloween just around the corner, this segment adds an extra layer of excitement to the episode.

So, buckle up and join us for an unforgettable episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. With humor, heart, and a dash of spookiness, this episode is a must-listen for anyone seeking a good time. Tune in now and let the laughter begin!

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Hurricane Helene Special | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 30 Sep 2024 09:00:00 +0000

BLC Hurricane Helene Special. Due to acts of God, we will have a full episode later this week.

By Association | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 23 Sep 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Fred is feeling the effects of some bad #chinesefood , leading to a hilarious discussion on the show. From discussing the odd phenomenon of seeing #jesus in AI-generated images to debating the ethics of modern proverbs, this episode is packed with laughs and thought-provoking moments. Fred shares some amusing proverbs from around the world, including a #japanese proverb about husbands and a #haitian saying about monkeys. The guys also dive into the absurdity of modern baby names, trying to spell and pronounce some of the most ridiculous names they've come across. We also get a glimpse into Fred's meme life and his fascination with science experiments on YouTube. The episode wraps up with a humorous segment about bidets and a special sponsor message from Jergens, introducing their new line of pumpkin spice products. #tragedeigh

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Cukes and Dooks | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 16 Sep 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the 158th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, proudly broadcasting live from the palatial EC studios scattered all across the upstate of South Carolina. In this episode, we kick things off with a discussion about the significance of area codes and how they relate to personal identity. Fred and Alan debate the merits of the classic 864 versus the newly introduced 813. Which one is cooler? Tune in to find out! Next, we delve into a moral quandary that has Fred questioning his actions. The hosts weigh in on the ethics of the situation, and you'll be surprised by their conclusions. But the fun doesn't stop there. Fred shares a heated encounter at his son's travel baseball game, where he finds himself in a confrontation with a "Karen." Did Fred go too far, or was he justified in his actions? Listen to the audio clip and decide for yourself. We also bring you some of the wildest news stories from around the globe. From a gun going off in an oven in Virginia to Venezuela's president declaring Christmas in October, and a bizarre cucumber incident in Washington DC, the absurdity is off the charts. Finally, we dive into the excitement of the NFL season with our picks for the division winners and Super Bowl champions. Who will come out on top? The Dolphins, the Jets, or maybe even the Lions? Place your bets and follow along with us throughout the season.

The Fat Eagle Flies Again! | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 2 Sep 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we dive into a delightful mix of humor, parenting stories, and some truly bizarre news from around the world. If you've ever felt out of place at a school event or wondered why nobody seems to know you, you're not alone. Our hosts share their own experiences of navigating the social intricacies of school functions, complete with hilarious anecdotes that will make you feel right at home.

But the laughs don't stop there. We also delve into some wild news stories that you won't believe. From a New Zealand mayor's colorful response to a constituent to a bald eagle that was too fat to fly, the absurdity is off the charts. And speaking of absurdity, we can't forget the bizarre tale of RFK Jr. and his whale head adventure. Yes, you read that right—whale head adventure.

As if that wasn't enough, we also discuss the recent theft of a "Jaws of Life" tool during a rescue operation and the mind-boggling story of a school worker who stole $1.5 million worth of chicken wings.

Taquito Judgeito | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a delicious new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're talking about Uber for Teens and their horrifically depressing commercial, Is Parker an asshole, gas station lottery edition. Then, would you play a crazy prank on your kids? Then, it's time for Parker's Food Shits, and we're talking about McDonald's Collectors Cups, Whataburger, and somehow we decide who has the most rizz in the gang. All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast!

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All Hail the Mighty Bucket

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 19 Aug 2024 15:35:00 +0000

This week, on a hate-fueled episode of the BLC Podcast, we introduce you to the show's newest enemies, be they man or machine. Golfcarts are crappy and Whataburger invades the South. We break down Raygun and the Olympic Breakdancing shenanigans, and get a visit from an old friend of the show. Parker finally realizes the power of the bucket and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

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A C*nt of Buffaloes | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 12 Aug 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and learning with Episode 153 of the BLC Podcast! This week, DJ Parker, Fred, and Alan bring you the latest from the Olympics, including some hilarious disqualifications. Ever wondered what a group of lemurs is called? Or how the Japanese yen impacts the stock market? We've got you covered! Tune in now and join the fun! Don't forget to like, review, and share!

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Olympics, Victory Laps and Fat News | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 5 Aug 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, Parker, Fred, and Allan dive into the Olympics, kickball incidents, and spicy challenges!

We kick things off with an in-depth discussion on the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony. From bizarre fashion choices to the unforgettable torch lighting, the guys break down all the weird and wonderful moments. Did you catch the heavy metal band and Marie Antoinette's headless appearance? Tune in to hear our take! Then Parker recounts a kickball incident and we continue the BLC Olympics with a mind-bending game of telekinesis. Parker shares his spicy adventure with Carolina Reaper peppers. Fred takes a victory lap over the Trump ear conspiracy. Then it's Fat News, we discuss a wild brawl over unseasoned chicken that escalated to bug spray, knives, and even a gun. We also dive into a surprising ranking of America's favorite fast food chains. Chick-fil-A has been dethroned! Who took the top spot? The results might shock you.

Finally, we wrap up with some closing remarks and a preview of next week's episode, where we'll give our spoiler-filled review of Deadpool. Don't miss it!

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos that is the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast!

00:00:00 - Welcome to the Black Lincoln collective podcast. We are so glad you're with us

00:02:34 - What did you guys think of the Olympics opening ceremonies

00:10:25 - Celine Dion sang from atop the Eiffel Tower

00:15:54 - China's opening ceremony is epic. How many people died at that ceremony

00:22:39 - BLC telekinesis is a game that anybody could win

00:35:46 - Carolina Reaper challenge

00:39:52 - Fred's Victory Lap

00:46:11 - Nobody cares about the Kennedy assassination, right? Nobody cares

00:49:46 - Two South Carolina men charged with assault after argument over unseasoned chicken

00:57:36 - Chick fil a is now the country's third most popular fast food chain

01:07:07 - We were supposed to talk about Deadpool tonight, but, uh,

01:08:11 - Please tweet us your top ten fast food restaurants

Olympic-Style Committee | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 29 Jul 2024 09:00:00 +0000

We kick things off with a hilarious beer chugging contest, which sparks the beginning of our very own BLC Olympics. Who will take home the gold medal in this week's challenge? Tune in to find out!

Fred shares his recent experience at a bar trivia night, where he faced some controversial questions and unexpected challenges. Did he come out on top, or was it a night of frustration? Listen as he recounts the highs and lows of trivia and the importance of knowing your acronyms.

In a touching tribute, Parker honors his late Aunt Judy, who lived life to the fullest and passed away in a truly badass manner. This heartfelt segment is brought to you by Double D's Double Discount Outlet.

We also dive into the calorie-laden world of The Cheesecake Factory's menu. You'll be shocked at the calorie counts of some seemingly innocent dishes. It's a segment that will make you rethink your next meal!

Finally, we wrap up with a discussion on the latest installment of Beverly Hills Cop, a movie that brings back nostalgic feelings and challenges common values. Should you watch it? Our hosts give their honest reviews.

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00:00 - Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast. It's alive. Fasten your seat belts

00:57 - Welcome to the 151st edition of the Black Lincoln collective podcast

04:43 - Every two years, the world celebrates a little thing called the Olympics

16:16 - How many people do you think participated in trivia night?

24:07 - You said there was some confusion about a certain four letter word

25:55 - Alan, what does ESPN stand for? Fred: Entertainment sports network

29:26 - I read the Green Mile. The last time I read anything, 1990

32:56 - You must have gotten a lot of them wrong. You did. You had a good time. Were you guys playing for something

35:10 - Fred: I don't understand why people are getting mad at me

40:51 - And those listeners at home, this is a quick spoiler alert for Axel af. He didn't do it. I mean, that he didn't

46:12 - How does the movie cue certain reactions from viewers through sound editing or characterization

53:11 - Fred: It's just like a hot dog eating contest, man

55:29 - 24 year old binge eater from China died last week from suspected stomach tear

01:01:21 - How many calories would a chicken salad have at a cheesecake factory

01:04:36 - Fred: Nachos come at a whopping 1150 calories

01:07:19 - The name of the restaurant is misleading because it's the cheesecake factory

01:10:28 - What was that racist barbecue place in Columbia? Maurice's

01:13:22 - Fred: We should do street trivia where you can sell your answer

Long Live the D | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 22 Jul 2024 09:00:00 +0000

We're back and better than ever! Join us for Episode 150 of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast, where we pay tribute to the legendary figures we've lost, including fitness icon Richard Simmons and groundbreaking sex therapist Dr. Ruth. We celebrate their legacies with laughter and respect, highlighting the profound impact they had on countless lives. Shocking news has surfaced about Tenacious D—are Jack Black and Kyle Gass really calling it quits? We dive deep into the rumors, reminisce about unforgettable moments, and share our hopes for a reunion. This episode also features a hilarious segment on the quirky world of minor league baseball team names, where we challenge each other in a game of "Cake or Fake." You'll be amazed at which names are real! And if that’s not wild enough, we discuss Taco Bell's bizarre new venture into retirement communities in California, debating its potential success and what life might be like in such a unique setting. We wrap up with personal anecdotes and a glimpse of what's next for our podcast. So grab your headphones and settle in for a fun-filled episode that combines humor, heartfelt tributes, and surprising stories. Listen now on your favorite podcast platform, and be sure to like, review, and share this special episode with your friends!

00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast. Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred

02:14 - Fred Allen is very, very truthfully alive and healthy

03:08 - Richard Simmons and Doctor Ruth passed away this week

06:16 - We lost Shannon Doherty, international sex symbol, for a week

09:43 - The venues canceled because they said bringing Tenacious d would bring up insurance costs

11:31 - Fred: No one on this show wants anyone to get shot or killed

15:13 - Okay, so obviously, like I said, this is a messed up situation

25:56 - Some people say it could have been a random guy. I'm saying they think it was one

30:25 - M welcome back to 150th edition of Black Podcast

34:01 - Next week we're going to start a new thing that we react to

38:32 - Matt splaining is a new segment where he explains things to you

42:54 - Matt, why didn't he turn? Matt: Explain. Explain, Matt. Explain

45:16 - Parkercan no longer eat for free at the heart attack cafe

48:14 - Taco Bell is opening a retirement community in San Diego, California

52:18 - Ask yourself which minor league baseball team is real or fake

56:02 - Are Lansing lug nuts real or are they fake? Fred says they're fake

59:07 - The Albuquerque isotopes are the real minor league team based on the Simpsons

01:01:32 - The rocket city trash pandas are double A affiliate of the Los Angeles Angels

01:05:26 - Matt will play in a basketball game against a 70 year old man

The Mummy Versus the Dummy | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 8 Jul 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Welcome to another hilarious episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast! This week, Fred, Allan, and Parker dive into a whirlwind of outrageous stories and unexpected events. Buckle up for a bumpy ride as the gang navigates through farts, arts, and dart carts!

Fred and Allan kick things off with a lively discussion about heavenly hill farts and the importance of knowing the source of a mysterious presidential debate fart. Who do you think is the culprit? Tune in to find out as they break down the explosive details!

The episode takes a wild turn with a hilarious segment of Masturbator Peace Theater, where the guys reenact a dramatic rock-paper-scissors tournament with a twist. Will the ancient game of Rock, Sword, Firecracker catch on? You don't want to miss this side-splitting performance!

From AI's potential to take over jobs to the recent controversy surrounding Temu and data theft, the boys cover it all with their signature humor. Plus, Fred shares a nostalgic story about finding nudie magazines in the woods and his unforgettable bearskin rug.

As always, the episode is packed with laughs, unexpected twists, and plenty of questionable moments. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos that is the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast!

Tennessee Turdnado | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 1 Jul 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Fasten your seat belts for a wild ride! This week's episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast is a whirlwind of hilarious mishaps and summer adventures. Join Fred, Allan, and Parker as they dive into some truly embarrassing and side-splitting stories.

Parker kicks things off with a tale of toilet troubles that you won't believe. From clogged toilets to desperate measures, Parker's story will have you laughing out loud and shaking your head in disbelief.

Fred then takes us on a journey through the second part of his summer vacation. From the sweltering heat of downtown Gatlinburg to a family reunion in Pennsylvania, Fred's adventures are filled with unexpected twists, dog poop, and a trip to a local dive bar that you won't want to miss.

The gang also tries their hand at blind rankings, a popular TikTok challenge that's sure to bring some laughs. Whether it's ranking languages, the tallest things, or the highest-grossing movies from the '80s, their lists are as unpredictable as they are entertaining.

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00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast featuring Archer and Fred

00:57 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast episode 148, maybe not

12:15 - Be warned, America. Don't go into, uh. Apparently, everybody turns off their water

12:39 - Fred left his family in Tennessee during his vacation last week

27:18 - Virginia is notorious for they police. They are, they, they clock speed by airplane

29:28 - Traffic on I-95 was horrendous. It just never would flow. Not until we got into Virginia tech

34:11 - Get ready for our attempt at blind rankings. Welcome back to Black Lincoln collective podcast

36:04 - Alan: The top five languages in the world are languages

41:32 - You guys are gonna rank tallest things from tallest to shortest

47:21 - All right, so, all right, my list, better than mine, is going to be really good

57:53 - We can live stream it, right? Any of our listeners want to watch

59:33 - We're glad you were with us on July 4, Valentine

North Korean Poop Balloons | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 24 Jun 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Join us as we dive into a whirlwind of hilarious stories and unexpected events. From debunking fake news to recounting a wild family vacation in the Smoky Mountains, this episode is packed with laughs and surprises. Ever wondered what it’s like to dine at Guy Fieri’s Downtown Flavortown or attend the Hatfield & McCoys Dinner Show? We’ve got all the juicy details!

But that’s not all. We’re also tackling some of the most bizarre news stories out there. Think anti-woke water, a nurse using a patient’s vagina as a ventriloquist dummy, and North Korea’s poop-filled balloons. These stories are as outrageous as they sound, and we’re breaking them down with our signature humor.

And if you’ve ever had a frustrating experience with McDonald’s AI-powered ordering system, you’ll definitely want to hear about the comical mishaps that have been making headlines.

So what are you waiting for? Tune in now for a rollercoaster of laughs and unexpected twists.

00:00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast

00:00:52 - Welcome to the 147th edition of the Black Lincoln collective podcast

00:02:45 - Fred: Been informed recently that we've been spreading some fake news

00:06:40 - We just unfaked our own fake news

00:07:05 - Fred took a family trip up to Gatlinburg, Tennessee this weekend

00:11:09 - This one had six set changes compared to previous one

00:19:15 - Fred says his wife doesn't like comedy so he has to volunteer for everything

00:22:48 - We went to flavor town. Downtown Flavortown. What is it, though?

00:26:24 - I'm waiting for just for men to start sponsoring our podcast so I can dye my beard black

00:28:48 - Football player is a football player. They don't test for extends. So they just did it back

00:30:18 - The Black Lincoln collective podcast returns after a word from our sponsors

00:31:48 - Fred: Weekly weekday update. Normally, we try not to do weekly updates

00:32:25 - Freedom two o water is being pushed on certain conservative folks as anti woke

00:37:11 - You just have to freeze it yourself when you get it. That's what people used to do with the ice

00:40:00 - Atlanta doctor accused of making music videos while doing surgeries

00:42:47 - Fred Snip: When my son was born, he had circumcision

00:46:46 - Doctor allegedly made woman's labia into puppet in front of three colleagues

00:49:58 - Fred: I saw a commercial that was positive towards people with down syndrome

00:53:43 - Fred: How do you know you're not pregnant? Well, I know

00:57:34 - Woman at golden Corral announces she's pregnant with a baby

01:00:18 - Tamar Kylon Woodfork was born at Golden Corral

01:01:41 - Well, we've gotten past the 50 minutes mark of the show, so that means

01:04:11 - /McDonald's is removing its AI powered ordering technology after customer mishaps

01:07:40 - North Korea has been sending balloons with bags of poop tied to them

01:12:14 - All right, you got anything else this week? I'm good. Thanks for listening. Hopefully, Fred makes it back from Pennsylvania

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Rhymes with Felony | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast Ep. 146

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 17 Jun 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on an episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred, Allan, and Parker the boys are back, and better than ever. We're solving the world's mysteries and trying to find a missing leg, Fred and Allan Review Civil War II: The Movie, and The Nathan's Hotdog Conspiracy with Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi. In a sports-rific Fredline News, Fred introduces the gang to the World Freak Fight League, where little people and unlikely fighters go head-to-head in the ring. They also discuss the upcoming addition of breakdancing to the Paris 2024 Olympics and the peculiar World Gravy Wrestling Championships. All that, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

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00:00 - Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast. Fasten your seat belts

01:00 - Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

02:10 - I gotta give a disclaimer before I say anything else

05:48 - A former girlfriend was reported missing in South Carolina

10:19 - A woman who once had two legs now has one. Where did the leg go

18:41 - Fred's Back

20:43 - Fred: I liked the movie Civil War

28:02 - You can defend yourself, but who on your block would side with you

38:54 - World Freak Fight League just had their debut

46:04 - Break dancing entering into the 2024 Paris Olympics

50:13 - Joey Chestnut banned from 2024 Nathan's hot dog eating contest

53:40 - On Netflix, September 2, Joey Chestnut vs Takeru Kobayashi

57:07 - I rather have Oscar Mayer beef than Nathan saw dogs

57:25 - The world gravy wrestling championships revealed after hundreds of leaders used contaminated gravy

01:01:42 - Fred: It's weird timing. It's white people timing

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Open Fart Surgery | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast Ep. 145

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 10 Jun 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Fred makes a triumphant return from "open fart surgery," and the gang wastes no time diving into the chaos. From discussing Pride Month and Juneteenth to debating Abraham Lincoln's favorite dish.

In sports news, the crew delves into the controversy surrounding Caitlin Clark in the WNBA and Pat McAfee's colorful commentary. They also discuss the much-anticipated fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, only to discover that Roy Jones Jr. might be stepping in. The discussion takes a humorous turn as they imagine an over-50 boxing league and the potential for VR boxing matches.

Tech Shits makes a return with some bizarre stories, including Ikea hiring workers for their virtual Roblox store and Elon Musk's Starlink bringing the internet to an Amazonian tribe, only to wreak havoc on their traditional way of life. The gang also shares a local story about a Girl Scout leader accused of stealing thousands of dollars from her troop, proving once again that truth is stranger than fiction.

Parker invents a new food, a dish that's as spicy as it is bland. The conversation veers into the realm of food disasters, with Parker's kids' hilarious reaction to cottage cheese.

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00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast. Featuring the sultry, um, sounds of Fred

00:57 - Welcome to the 145th edition of the Black Lincoln Collected podcast

01:26 - Fred Allen returns from open fart surgery; happy pride month

04:06 - We're one and a half seconds into the show, and it's already off rails

05:20 - One YouTube user said he only listened to the show for five seconds

06:24 - You said sports. I edited to make it sound like I got it right

07:10 - Fred: Caitlin Clark getting beat up in WNBA games

11:28 - NBA star calls WNBA star a white bitch on his show

15:02 - ESPN's pat McAfee called out Kayla Kennedy for flagrant foul

18:03 - Mike Tyson had to withdraw from fight against Logan Paul due to health concerns

22:21 - Roy Jones Jr. is scheduled to fight Paul Johnson on Saturday night

26:27 - Iraqi's gonna win, I think. I doubt it. There's a hundred thousand people in there

27:10 - Roy Jones Junior is allegedly in, but they haven't confirmed anything yet

28:39 - The NBA Finals just started when this is released

31:46 - Thanks to the magical googling of Allan and the USA crime website

32:29 - Allan only does sound effects and stuff when it's related to him

33:51 - Ikea is hiring workers to run its virtual Roblox store

37:33 - Apple began selling real world items in their Roblox online store

41:11 - Elon Musk helped bring high speed Internet to isolated Amazonian tribe

45:41 - The problem that Americans have is we want to share everything we have

48:08 - Vermont State University honors cat named Max ahead of graduation this weekend

50:21 - Our last tech chip for tonight is not tech related

50:55 - Girl scout leader accused of stealing thousands of dollars from her troop

53:02 - I invented a brand new food

56:19 - I did buy cottage cheese, but I haven't eaten it yet

Fred Dead Redemption and Terrence Howard | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 3 Jun 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we're diving into some wild stories, stock market shenanigans, and a special guest appearance that you won't want to miss.

Fred kicks off the episode with a hilarious yet harrowing tale about his Memorial Day weekend that involves a gummy bear, a near-stroke experience, and an unforgettable ambulance ride. You'll be on the edge of your seat as Fred recounts his misadventures and the lessons he learned the hard way.

Next up, Fred shares some intriguing insights into the world of meme stocks, particularly GameStop. He delves into the speculation surrounding the company's future and the mysterious Wu-Tang Clan album that might just play a role in their next big move. If you're into stocks or just love a good conspiracy theory, this segment is for you.

But that's not all! The crew is joined by a very special guest, the actor formerly known as War Machine, Terrence Howard. Fresh off his appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast, Terrence shares his thoughts on astrophysical anomalies, black holes, and even drops some unexpected knowledge about tiny penises. It's an interview you won't want to miss.

00:00:00 - Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast.

00:00:53 - This is the 144th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast

00:01:37 - Alan and Fred welcome you to the show. It is feeling like summer out there

00:04:28 - This is a prequel to the story about Fred's life got turned up

00:05:20 - Fred says he went to a bar one night and needed to pee

00:10:04 - Alan says gummy bears hit him really hard that night

00:15:43 -My left side went numb and I started singing

00:20:18 - Fred needs to not ever do drugs again, for real

00:25:13 - Fred says he accidentally punched one of the nurses during a hospital stay

00:36:24 - We're being joined by a very special guest, and his name is Terrence Howard

00:39:47 - Terrence Howard talks about black holes and astrophysical anomalies

00:41:47 - How are you planning on killing gravity? You can't heal gravity

00:45:53 - Let's switch gears a little bit, all right?

00:46:12 - Alan Jackson worked with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the 2014 movie sabotage

00:49:08 - Today's word of the day is jurisdictionally. Would you like to guess what that means

00:51:31 - Fred Back with some hot stock news and tip for Black League collective podcast

00:55:05 - People have come to speculate that what was in the box was Wu Tang album

00:59:25 - I think GameStop is going digital. I think they're gonna try to compete with Amazon

01:04:30 - GameStops stock trading is going down to t one on Friday

01:07:17 - This is the most important question when it comes to stocks

01:11:32 - We'll be back next week with Sasquatch stock report

Sasquatch Shenanigans with NC Investigates | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 27 May 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, Parker and Allan are holding down the fort since Fred is late. But fear not, because they are joined by special guests George and Erick from the NC Investigates podcast. Together, they dive into the world of cryptids, paranormal investigations, and the mysterious happenings in the tri-state area of North Carolina, Tennessee, and Georgia.

George and Eric share their latest adventures, including a thrilling Bigfoot hunt where they encountered fresh tracks and even a face-to-face sighting! They also discuss their innovative techniques for capturing evidence, from trail cams disguised as wasp nests to 3D scanning of footprints. Meanwhile, Parker laments his garden woes, suspecting a Sasquatch or a very hungry rabbit is munching on his peppers.

The conversation takes a spooky turn as they explore paranormal investigations, ghost stories, and the eerie experiences of the NC Investigates team. Erick reveals his fascination with UFOs and the recent surge of sightings in North Carolina, while George teases his upcoming book about paranormal investigators.

But it wouldn't be the BLC Podcast without some laughs and friendly competition. The crew engages in a Memorial Day trivia showdown, with Team BLC facing off against Team NCI. Who will come out on top in this battle of wits? Tune in to find out!

All this and more on this week's episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. Don't forget to like, review, and subscribe!

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00:00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast featuring Archer and Ellen

00:00:57 - Welcome to 143rd episode of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast

00:03:50 - You guys have 13 episodes out, three more in the can

00:04:12 - Something is eating my garden, and it's making my kids very angry

00:08:09 - All of our green peppers and stuff got eaten up, like, already

00:09:34 - You guys went out on the Bigfoot hunt with Scott Carpenter

00:14:34 - We're doing 3d scans of prints to share with other searchers

00:19:04 - Eric: I like the paranormal stuff. I can't deal with the ghosts, Eric

00:20:47 - So you guys, you have another, uh, hunt coming up June 8

00:22:29 - Can talk about George's book. Which I've got to get down and sign

00:23:50 - Eric: North Carolina has been a hotspot lately for UFO activity

00:27:17 - Would kind of freak me out if I was a goat, but still inject

00:29:09 - Welcome back to the 143rd edition of Black podcast, Freddy

00:32:51 - Monday is memorial day, hopefully while you're grilling some delicious burgers

00:33:29 - George: Memorial Day is a big day for everybody. Of course, we celebrate it by partying

00:36:03 - Okay, so here's how this is gonna work

00:38:55 - Welcome to the trivia part of the episode

00:39:58 - Let's start off with what other name Memorial Day is known by

00:43:26 - Team Allen: Memorial Day is recognized on what day each year

00:46:35 - What are the branches of the us military? So just answer one

00:53:00 - Okay, we got the coast guard theme song. What does it mean?

00:54:55 - Major General John A. Logan designated May 30 as Memorial Day in 1971

00:58:41 - I've been seeing cottage cheese related recipes blow up lately

01:02:33 - Every episode ends up with food. Well, food in some way

01:06:33 - Alan: That tofu turkey was delicious. I will eat a gallon of tofu right now

Farty and the Butt versus the Aurora Borealis | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 20 May 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on the 142nd edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the unexpected becomes the norm, and the norm is anything but ordinary. We take you on a whirlwind of adventures that span from the mysterious to the downright hilarious. Witness the spectacle of the Aurora Borealis from the southern states, only to be outshone by the unexpected appearance of the Goodyear Blimp. Join the crew as they recount their attempts to chase the elusive northern lights, leading to a comedy of errors that involves midnight drives, a lost shoe's return from the ocean's depths, and the inevitable clash between celestial phenomena and inflatable advertising. But that's just the beginning. Fred shares his beach escapades during an ill-timed Bike Week, and the crew debates the controversial ruling of tacos and burritos as sandwiches. In a turn of events, the BLC podcast uncovers the decline of the infamous Yakuza, now resorting to Pokémon card heists, and mourns the loss of South Carolina's famed UFO Welcome Center. #BLCpodcast #Episode142 #NorthernLights #BlimpLove #BeachFollies #SandwichDebate #YakuzaPokemon #UFOLossListen at: https://blc.world/Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworldFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/Check us out on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/Support the Show:https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

00:00:00 - Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast.

00:00:53 - Welcome to the 142nd edition

00:04:59 - Aurora Borealis, more like Bore-ora Snor-ealis

00:13:15 - Fred and his beach life

00:17:31 - Were jellyfish named after jelly or was jelly named after fish

00:20:15 - Allan says he slept through Tuesday's tornado warnings

00:21:36 - We watched the movie that's taking the world by storm

00:23:11 - The movie is about Kellogg's versus post versus the pop tart

00:26:40 - I watched the movie this afternoon and it wasn't great

00:31:02 - Black Lincoln Collective podcast returns with a little something different this month

00:33:12 - Fred: Garfield is the cartoon cat that will never die

00:35:35 - Fred: What's wrong with kids having weird names? Fred: Poor kids

00:39:23 - Indiana judge rules that tacos and burritos are now sandwiches

00:41:46 - South Carolina couple arrested for moving into house that wasn't theirs

00:46:05 - Michigan will hold its annual prettiest butthole competition on June 1

00:49:11 - Fred: Japanese yakuza have fallen on hard times lately

00:52:54 - The famed UFO welcome center in Bowman burned down over the weekend

00:57:20 - My family has a family reunion every four years. It's such a stupid thing

01:00:46 - Mike: I never got paid for that. I guess that's supposed to get paid for

01:03:09 - Well, that's all, folks.

Llama-r Drama | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 13 May 2024 09:00:00 +0000

In this explosive episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, buckle up for an electrifying journey through the world of hip-hop feuds, as Fred and the crew dissect the escalating drama between rap titans #kendricklamar and #drake. From diss tracks that shake the foundations of the music industry to the shocking incident of a bodyguard shot, this beef is cooking up a storm, and the BLC crew is serving the sizzling details on a silver platter. Amidst the chaos, we also take a detour into the curious world of crustaceans – ever wondered how to put a crab to sleep? Fred reveals an Internet gem that will leave you both educated and slightly disturbed. But that's not all – the episode takes an unexpected turn as we revisit the star-studded roast of #tombrady , where the laughs are as relentless as the jabs thrown at the legendary quarterback. Join the crew as they pick sides in the rap battle, and share unexpected knowledge. #BLCpodcast #Episode141 #RapFeuds #CrabNaps #BradyRoast #kendricklamar #tombradyroast #roast 00:00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast featuring Archer and Allen 00:00:56 - Welcome to the 141 edition of the Black Lady Collected podcast 00:02:58 - Did you hear about the trial? Like. Daniels got on the stand. It was crazy. I do remember seeing, I was like, that 00:04:22 - I learned how to put a crab to sleep thanks to the Internet 00:08:12 - Netflix aired John Mulaney's show live this past weekend 00:13:01 - Three of us versus what? Rogan and one guy. Yeah. Think about this, okay? 00:15:35 - Kevin Hart roasted football players on Sunday night at the Hollywood Bowl 00:18:57 - Kevin Hart was the glue in between everybody during the roast 00:21:09 - Which bit was your favorite of the night, Alan? Either way 00:24:01 - What was your least favorite stand up performance of the night 00:28:24 - Kevin Hart called Tom Brady out for being gay on his talk show 00:32:28 - Netflix's Tom Brady roast of Dana White was too long for me 00:34:21 - Would you rather watch the Titanic or Tom Brady Rose on Netflix 00:36:30 - The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors 00:37:41 - Sometimes on this show, we forget what we just talked about 00:38:52 - Fred Parker: There's some drama between Kendrick Lamar and Drake 00:43:15 - Drake believed to have leaked song trance from Metro's hero and villains 00:48:07 - Metro released a collaboration with future call we don't trust you 00:52:28 - Allen: Drake dropped two songs after calling Kendrick Lamar out for underage kids 00:56:50 - Kendrick says Drake called him a colonizer on the show 01:00:43 - Are we team Drake or team Kay Lamar Coleman on this controversy 01:03:52 - Fred: What do you get when the queen of England farts #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Unfiltered Farts | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 6 May 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a panic-inducing new episode of the BLC Podcast, it's cicada season here in the south and we're freaking out! Fred wants to watch a serial killer documentary, and we get to the bottom of the guy who was really responsible for the OJ Murders. Then it's all about COPS, Court TV and Fred's hijinks in the clink. We're chatting about fighting the law, and Fred won, then lost. Nosy Neighbors, and 7 little Johnsons, I mean Johnstons. We're talking about the real social media apps, prison hacks and Fred's longtime hatred of Silk. Then it's finally time for World Wide WHHAATTT??? Where we tackle Cicadas, nude cruisers, and restaurants catfishing (not long john silvers this time). All that and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

The Curse of Long John Silvers | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 29 Apr 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, Join Parker, alongside the sultry tones of Fred and the masterful mixing of Alan, as they embark on a wild ride that starts with a bang and only gets crazier. From theme parties that walk a fine line between festive and faux pas to the mystery of whether it's fish or chicken at Long John Silvers, no stone is left unturned in this laugh riot. The guys don't stop there; they also tackle the impending doom of AI overlords. With a mix of trepidation and humor, they explore the unsettling yet entertaining possibilities of our future robotic counterparts. Will AI be the end of us, or will it be too busy serving up fast food to take over the world? And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, the episode takes an unexpected turn into the realm of cursed pirate franchises and fan fiction that could only come from the minds of the BLC crew. Don't miss this episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, where the laughs are as abundant as the greasy goodness of a fast-food platter. It's a no-holds-barred adventure through the absurd, the thought-provoking, and the downright funny.

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00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln collective podcast featuring Parker, Fred and Allan 00:52 - Welcome to the 139th edition of the Black Lincoln collective podcast 01:48 - Welcome to the Fart podcast, ladies and gentlemen and non gender friends 05:04 - Allan is vacationing in Panama City, Florida 08:35 - Bucky's is a very sexual place. Very sexual place 10:31 - Fred tells a story about all of his various theme parties late 11:15 - Alan went to a couple coming to America parties this weekend 15:23 - The party was for Mexican awareness month, so it was semi racist 18:46 - My sister's parents were killed in a car accident on Halloween night 20:12 - People are starting to get back out with theme parties, right 23:52 - I thought you meant the eagles. No, no, no. Desperado. That's a little better 24:01 - The 139th episode of the BLC podcast is sponsored by a brand new album 27:36 - Fred: Have you ever seen Price Master Christmas? It's hilarious 31:17 - Welcome back to the 139th episode of Black Lincoln collective podcast 32:03 - Scientists believe that AI is going to kill us someday, says Fred Parker 36:29 - The creator is the name of the movie 36:41 - How long do you think it'll be before AI wipes out humanity 41:05 - We talked about AI and how scientists think it's gonna destroy us in 200 years 42:59 - Fred: What do you think about the new push to use AI in fast food 47:17 - AI will be able to make its own movies, right? Yeah. I think in the next couple years 51:17 - Fred: AI can do music, but it's still not funny 54:41 - We have 139 instances of you not doing that, right? 55:06 - Long, when's the last time you had Long John Silvers 58:15 - One review says employees are dumbest group of employees of any restaurant 01:02:53 - Long John Silver was the finest fine dining back in the day 01:07:28 - Long John Silver versus Jack Sparrow in battle of the seven seas

Pixelated Nipple | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (freddy, parker, allan) — Mon, 22 Apr 2024 09:00:00 +0000

In this episode, the BLC crew celebrates their 138th episode with the kind of revelry only they can deliver. From knock-knock jokes that'll have you knocking on the floor laughing to a deep dive into the bygone days of travel, where a trip to the beach was a Herculean feat, the guys cover it all with their unique blend of wit and wisdom. But wait, there's more! The episode takes an unexpected turn with a scorching hot debate on the merits and pitfalls of a cashless society. Will the convenience of digital transactions triumph, or will the charm of cold hard cash hold its ground? Parker, Fred, and Alan break it down with their trademark blend of humor and heart. And just when you thought it couldn't get any more epic, the BLC boys tackle the timeless question that's baffled historians and enthusiasts alike: What if the Buffalo Bills had won that fateful game? Prepare for a mind-bending journey through alternate realities where Kardashians are mere mortals, and OJ is just a guy with a glove. Don't miss this episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, where every minute is a moment to remember and every laugh is a treasure to cherish. #BLCpodcast #Episode138 #KnockKnockWhoDat #CashlessConundrums #AlternateRealities #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld 00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast 00:55 - Welcome to the 138th episode of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast 02:20 - Fred is the 138th episode of the Black Lincoln Collected podcast 05:19 - Calling cards were literal cards of paper that you would take when visiting someone 07:44 - How long did it take people back in the day to go visit somewhere 11:24 - Fred: All of human history in the sum of time is eleven minutes 13:25 - One of the hot button issues that's going on in the time now 13:58 - A couple of local venues have announced they are going cashless 19:02 - A lot of people use cash because they don't want to be tracked 22:33 - Alan says he's gotten to the point he doesn't tip no more 26:06 - The strip club industry is losing. What's gonna happen at the strip club 29:54 - Nick Lincoln: Broadband was the beginning of the end for porn 32:53 - Black Neglected podcast kicks off 138th edition with a bucket segment 34:04 - Fred: We're gonna ease it in, okay? Literally and figuratively 35:37 - Do you think this will make the WNBA more watchable 39:06 - Greenville is not a big market, and WNBA needs big market 39:41 - Fred: I think Caitlin Clark will be great for ending WNBA 43:26 - Jojo Siwa has rebranded herself to fit her personality now 46:06 - Jojo Siwa has a car with her face all over it 48:30 - Rip Allen's very close friend and personal influence on OJ Simpson 52:45 - Henry Cavill is expecting his first child with girlfriend Natalie Viscus 54:41 - Gypsy Rose Blanchard has left her husband Ryan Anderson over their relationship 56:34 - Gypsy Rose reportedly left husband Ryan Anderson after argument over alleged behavior 01:00:34 - Gypsy had another fiance when she was in jail for mom's death 01:03:41 - Rob Schneider allegedly made racist jokes at a GOP event last year 01:07:35 - Fred: Nobody complained about Rob Schneider dressing as racist characters in movies 01:10:01 - We have a couple of April 22 birthdays, some friends, the show 01:13:19 - Jack Nicholson turns 87 today. Wow. So happy birthday to you all 01:17:34 - Nobody's listening anyway, as you know, I'm. A man of special needs

The Eclipse of the WrestleMania Sun | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 15 Apr 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Prepare to feast your ears on a flavor-packed episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast! In Episode 137, "The Eclipse of the WrestleMania Sun," hosts Parker, Fred, and Alan (the maestro of the mixing board) serve up a smorgasbord of topics that will leave you stuffed with laughter and craving more.

The BLC crew dives into the raucous world of WrestleMania, where the spectacle of muscle and mayhem hit an all-time high. Fred spills the beans on the most electrifying moments, from the return of legends to the drama of family feuds. Get the lowdown on Cody Rhodes' quest for the championship belt and the jaw-dropping appearances that shook the wrestling universe.

But the madness doesn't stop there! The team wades into the bizarre aftermath of an eclipse that had folks acting all kinds of crazy. From state emergencies to celestial-inspired crime sprees, the guys unpack the lunacy with their signature blend of insight and irreverence.

And if that's not enough, Fredline News delivers a fresh batch of the absurd and the unbelievable. From guacamole gunfights to grave-robbing for a high, these stories are so outlandish you'll be questioning reality itself.

So, sit back, relax, and let the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast eclipse all your expectations with an episode that's out of this world! #BLCpodcast #Episode137 #WrestleManiaMadness #EclipseChaos #FredlineFrenzy

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The King Returns - with Landon James ETA | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Landon James, Fred, Parker, Allan) — Mon, 8 Apr 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast hits you with Episode 136, where the usual suspects, Parker, Fred, and Alan (the sound wizard), get serenaded by none other than the velvet-voiced Landon James This episode is no ordinary chat; it's a full-blown Elvis experience with a modern twist. Our hosts dive into a medley of discussions, from the wild predictions of celebrity boxing matches to the intimate tales of gigging at senior homes and Legion Halls. The BLC crew gets a front-row seat to Landon's life on the road, his staggering 158 shows last year, and the heartfelt connection he shares with his audience. But it's not all Elvis and spotlights; the team also gets down and dirty with a hilariously cringe-worthy game of "Would You Rather." From the dilemma of socks versus underwear to the conundrum of being puked on by your hero, this segment will have you in stitches and questioning your life choices. And just when you think it can't get any better, Landon James graces your ears with a live performance that will transport you to the heart of Graceland. This episode is a blend of laughter, nostalgia, and the sweet sound of success. #BLCpodcast #Episode136 #ElvisLives #LandonJames #WouldYouRatherWildness #OnTheRoadAgain #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

(00:00) Intro (00:59) The only podcast that called the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight 95 episodes ago (02:01) Landon: Who do you think will win the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight (04:12) Last year, Landon booked 158 shows (05:31) Landon says Jim Carrey did an impression of Elvis on stage (09:12) We need to work on booking Landon James eta (09:52) You've been doing some competitions, but you weren't talking about them (14:29) There's always those commercials. They're always on the tv (18:22) We do record it as a sign of respect. That was the only time that one of us is really missed (19:28) Landon Wilson says with musical background, you can do it with a live band (23:46) You talked about playing in moose labs or moose lounge (24:11) Out of all the places, what do you prefer to play in (25:46) Have you played at any more dispensaries since we last chatted (29:47) Landon James eta performs at several local venues this week (30:52) The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return after a brief break (31:50) Welcome back to the show. We're still being joined by Leila James (32:56) We're gonna ask everybody what they would rather do (33:23) Would you rather have the ability to see ten minutes into the future or 150 years (34:22) Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or with Captain Marvel (35:30) Would you rather be forced to sing or dance to every song you hear (38:28) Never been in a coma either. But honestly, I would rather pick the coma over prison (40:17) Would you rather be chronically underdressed or chronically overdressed (41:39) Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life (44:07) Would you rather buy ten things or always forget one thing at the store (46:31) Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef (48:26) Who would you say is your personal hero (50:53) Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you (54:11) Oh, I had to add. Puke on family. Yeah. I guess I'm a puke on them if I have to (54:24) Would you rather be royalty 1000 years ago or average person today (55:29) Okay, last one. Would you rather. All right. Thank you for the drum roll (55:45) Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear (58:32) Would you rather just tweet the show or follow us on socials (59:54) Landon James has a show coming up in Illinois on May 11 (01:01:13) Landon James: If you guys want, I could do a song

Human Diddy-Pede | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 1 Apr 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Buckle up for a wild ride into the eye of a storm that's shaking the very foundations of the music industry on Episode 135 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. Our hosts Parker, Fred, and Allan (the man behind the soundboard) navigate the tumultuous revelations surrounding hip-hop mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs. Dive into a sea of allegations, lawsuits, and jaw-dropping claims that have everyone questioning the past and bracing for the future.

The BLC team dissects the complex web of accusations against Diddy, from exploitation to sex trafficking, and the potential involvement of other high-profile figures. They explore the untimely deaths of industry insiders, the eerie commonalities between them, and the bombshell lawsuits that could topple empires.

But it's not all heavy; the crew lightens the mood with a dose of humor and some truly wild prank ideas for April Fool's Day. From laugh-out-loud gags to cringe-worthy stunts, find out which pranks are hot and which ones are definitely not.

Join us for a no-holds-barred discussion that's part investigative journalism, part comedy, and entirely BLC. This episode is not just a conversation; it's a revelation. #BLCpodcast #Episode135 #DiddyDrama #AprilFoolsFollies #MusicMogulMeltdown

(00:54) This is the 135th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast

(01:28) Fred is leaving the show to be part of Joe Rogan's traveling show

(02:48) Allen Draper says April Fools is the fooliest day of the year

(06:47) DJ went on vacation with some buddies from the bar used to work at

(10:05) Fred says there are some great April fools pranks you can play

(15:46) Frank the prankster has some great April Fool's pranks for you

(21:10) I pay somebody to cut my grass. I hate it. So, yeah, I did mine, uh, last week

(22:33) An anus eating virus is killing 30% of people and spreading rapidly

(27:51) Doctor Frenchie speaks about the Black Lincoln collective podcast

(28:43) There's been some allegations about puff daddy over the last couple of days

(33:18) All these lawsuits against Puffy expired in November of 2023

(38:10) Craig Mac: After Biggie's album, Harrell started Uptown Records

(40:30) Andre Herrera's death was initially thought to be connected to pneumonia

(42:45) There were rumors that Beyonce was pregnant before she married Jay Z

(47:39) So, uh, all that led to what happened earlier last week

(48:30) Brendan Paul was arrested Monday in Miami as part of a sex trafficking investigation

(50:30) Do you think Diddy had something to do with Biggie's death

(54:25) Clive Davis was the first mogul to openly come out as gay

(58:02) Fred: Do you think Drake is involved in this in any way

(01:01:20) Fred: This is crazy. It's crazy. Just insanity. If it's true, P. Diddy will end up dead

(01:04:37) Fred tried to get us all to play monopoly. It ended up being human

Fredopoly Go! | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Strap in for a raucous ride through the digital waves with the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast in Episode 134, where our hosts Parker, Fred, and Alan (the man with the mysterious middle name) dive headfirst into a bizarre case of identity theft with a twist you won't see coming. A disgruntled man impersonates a cop on a dating app, but not for love – for revenge. What's the price of a thumb these days? You'll find out when a delivery goes savagely wrong.

But wait, there's more! The BLC crew sets sail on a voyage to Easter Island, where history isn't just whack – it's ancient and full of giant stone mysteries. Are aliens the ultimate sculptors, or are we underestimating our ancestors? The team digs deep, uncovering the island's secrets and the real reason behind those massive moai statues.

And for the grand finale, Fred serves up a delectable dish of Fredline News that'll leave you hungry for more. From the ill-conceived plans for a Titanic 2 to the birth of a horror movie 'Puniverse' with public domain characters, this episode is chock-full of the absurd, the hilarious, and the downright unexpected.

So, put your feet up (unless your mom's coming at you with a switch), and let the BLC Podcast take you on a journey that's part history lesson, part cautionary tale, and all entertainment. #BLCpodcast #Episode134 #ThumbBiter #EasterIslandEnigma #Puniverse

(03:34) This week is the last week of Wack History Month for 2024

(04:02) Monopoly go is a new video game that's catching on on Facebook

(09:11) Fred Miller plays monopoly on a board game where you earn money

(12:58) Fred: I'm addicted to this game called bank heist

(16:42) Alan says he would rather just gamble than play games on the phone

(21:18) I feel like sports gambling has gotten, like, humongous now

(23:02) The Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight is a couple weeks away

(27:47) Mike Tyson takes on a former NBA player tonight in Las Vegas

(31:46) The end of wack History Month coincides with one of your favorite holidays

(32:55) Fred: Let's learn some whack history about Easter Island

(33:52) Easter island is among the world's most remote inhabited islands

(38:45) Fred: The giant heads were originally known as the eastern island heads

(40:56) A popular theory about Easter Island says the statues were created by aliens

(44:28) Fredline News is, I think, our next chef. Welcome to Frontline News from the History Channel

(45:34) Australian billionaire plans to build a replica of Titanic in 2028

(50:41) We have slang words for everything in Spanish. Let me on the construction site

(53:13) Blood, uh, and honey are going the route of Marvel

(56:39) So what do you have to do to go into the public domain

(58:33) A Deliveroo rider bites off all the shots customers thumb

(01:01:54) Man posing as Gainesville police officer on dating app could get 15 years

(01:07:03) Frederick: Revenge of the chicken sandwich. Remember this?

(01:07:47) We're going to call it a night, and we'll be back next week

The Best of Wack History Month | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (alllan, parker, allan, fred) — Mon, 18 Mar 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a show has an actual theme, and it's wack history! It's the best of the first 137 installments of the annual tradition of the BLC's Wack History Month. First, we chat about the deadliest ladies of all time and we get some surprise guests. Then, we reveal the official animal mascot of Wack History Month, Porpoisey! Saint Paddy's Day Tips, and of course, It's Sports! Join us a for a real party and celebrate the best month of the year.

Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

(00:00) This episode features our favorite month of the year, whack history month (00:39) This month is women's history month, Fred (04:33) There's one person on this list that is, like a Nazi lady (09:11) Lady Elizabeth Bathery is probably the worst of the murdering bathuries (14:16) This is the 83rd edition of the Black League and collection podcast (16:59) March is whack history Month. So, of course, it's march (18:43) Despite popular imagination, medieval people weren't smelly at all (21:50) Napoleon was actually five six, which is average height for his time (23:58) Pope Gregory Ix decreed that cats should be destroyed (27:41) Alan signed deal with Satan so we can get pop culture pros (28:28) Alan Bennett welcomes Mr. Leprechaun to discuss St. Patrick's Day tips (35:10) It's almost St. Patty's Day. If you didn't know that, well, (38:42) This week, we're turning the whack history whack pack loose on sports (43:39) The number five worst trade in sports history was when Julius Irving was traded (47:35) Fred says he missed daylight savings time because of me (50:59) So the number four whack history sports moment is Herschel Walker being traded (55:40) Red Sox traded Babe Ruth for $100,000 to finance musical (57:25) Do you guys think there have been many good comedies recently

Toilet Croissant | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 11 Mar 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on an explosive new episode of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the gang is back in the saddle, and they're more controversial than ever. Not only are they getting into trouble with their hot takes, but Fred's bringing the real heat to the show. It's the much-anticipated return of wack history month, and it's all about things we learned that are wrong, and how science made us it's bitch once again. Then, Fred's on his shit about the world's deadliest animals, and so much more. Only on the always controversial, never planned, BLC Podcast!

(00:58) Welcome to the 132nd edition of the Blcpodcast

(02:31) Alan OTB joins us to talk about whack History Month

(03:04) Fred asks who won the Oscars last night

(05:03) The way they wrote that into the show was, like, terrible

(08:34) It's gotten funnier. It's, like, gotten progressively funnier

(09:01) Fred thinks our show is not as controversial as it should be

(11:56) All right, Fred, so let's hear your first controversy

(12:51) Fred asks another controversial question about fruit. Is fruit even sweeter nowadays

(15:20) Alan says sometimes it's too early for dinner

(19:30) You can fry ice cream with an air fryer or a deep fryer

(23:19) And I held up my hand, and it had cut me from there all the way down

(23:41) Fred: I don't think everybody should be able to open carry

(25:06) Fred: When was the last time you saw a commercial for water

(26:20) Do snails grow shells? No, they don't, Fred

(28:07) There is a controversy that all government personnel are lizards because none sweat

(31:39) This week on whack history, we discuss things you learned in school untrue

(33:14) George Washington never had dentures made from wood, experts say

(35:44) Fred: When you go to the southern hemisphere, your toilet flushes backwards

(39:15) Taste map grew out of a graph published by german scientists in 1901

(40:51) The idea that hair and nails keep growing after death is misrepresented

(45:23) Alan Bishop convinced Fred he was colorblind by convincing him he was blind

(49:48) Fred and Matt have decided they don't want to talk no more

(50:53) Fred ranks the top 20 deadliest animals, including insects

(51:30) Me and Alan guess our top five deadliest real quick

(54:46) Animals on the rise with 11 victims per year, according to Matt

(56:59) Next up, 20 kills. 17 okay, it might be less than 20. I mean, it's still a kill

(01:00:34) Your weapons are useless against bees, man. That's because they're everywhere

(01:02:51) Next up on your Black lean collective Christmas list is Fred baby blower

(01:03:29) 200 people actually went across a lion this year, CNN reports

(01:05:21) I believe elephants murderers because elephants pick who they want to kill

(01:09:24) A lot of these top ones lately are from Africa, though. Fred: Everything's trying to kill us

(01:12:01) 30,000 people get killed by dogs every day, Alan says

(01:16:03) Mosquitoes are the deadliest killer of all animals, Alan says

(01:18:05) Update us next week with the power rankings change

Surge Pricing and Spirit Animals | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 4 Mar 2024 10:00:00 +0000

Embark on a hilariously wild journey with the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast in Episode 131, where our hosts Parker, Fred, and Alan (the man of many syrups) navigate the uncharted waters of fast-food economics and the potential chaos of surge pricing at Wendy's. Not a sponsor, but definitely a topic of heated debate.

From the perplexing world of peak electricity hours to the controversial tactics of Girl Scouts cookie sales, this episode is packed with the kind of audacious commentary you've come to love. And just when you think it can't get any wackier, we introduce Toots McPherson, the world's first pirate fart life coach, who's here to diagnose listener-submitted flatulence with a sea-salted twist.

Whether it's the ethics of dynamic pricing or the mystery behind the cost of Girl Scout cookies, this episode delivers a treasure trove of laughs, gasps, and possibly some life lessons. So hoist the sails, brace for laughs, and join the crew for an episode that's as unpredictable as the high seas. #BLCpodcast #Episode131 #WendysWoes #GirlScoutGimmicks #PirateFartWisdom

Punches and Nuts | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 19 Feb 2024 10:00:00 +0000

Struggling to keep up with the latest slang? Want a good laugh while you're at it? Our latest episode has you covered! Dive into the Black Lincoln Collective's newest adventure where we dissect movie blunders, explore the mysterious language of Gen Z, and even take a wild ride through the world of roller skating and mutant wolves. It's a quirky mix of comedy and culture that you won't want to miss. So grab your headphones, hit play, and let's decode the world together—one laugh at a time.

(00:57) Welcome to the 130th edition of the Black Lincoln collective podcast (02:22) Fred Dishman: I misled you. I feel terrible shame. I apologize. Now we can move on (05:57) My son has started using some slang that I'm not familiar with (09:58) I almost gave myself a concussion skating at a party three weeks ago (10:50) Remember some of this slang since you had that concussion (12:47) Take the black wing and collective slang quiz. How many guesses are needed (16:14) Riz is derived from charisma, so they have charisma (20:27) Penny told me about a fight on the bus the other day (25:01) We stuffed toys out the back window at cars behind us on our trip (26:06) Fred, I do have some breaking news for you (26:49) Woman ends romance with roller coaster to marry new ride and they have a son (31:46) Fred Charlotte, a stingray with no male companion, is pregnant (35:43) This week's Black Lincoln Collective podcast features stories from local businesses (37:19) Welcome back to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast, ladies and gentlemen (38:27) Woman found dead with a lobster and live baby shrimp on the floor (43:18) Deputy who mistook fallen acorn for gunfire resigns from shooting inquiry (47:04) I'm surprised he didn't arrest the guy who had already been arrested (47:31) People climbing Mount Everest will have to bring their own poop back to camp (51:04) The number of people that climb Mount Everest now each year is around 800 (53:17) Investigators are probing how firefighters accidentally sprayed Western Australia town in sewage (56:22) Chernobyl's mutant wolves develop resistance to cancer studies (59:05) Scientists in Tampa Bay, Florida are baffled by mysterious bass noise (01:03:17) Gross. Glad we don't live in Australia. Everything's trying to kill you in Australia

Nature's Lipstick | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 12 Feb 2024 10:00:00 +0000

Our intrepid hosts Parker, Fred, and Alan (beaming in from the cosmic void), are back with their signature blend of nonsense, wit, and the occasional profound moment—usually by accident. This week, they're riffing on everything from the Super Bowl's unforgettable halftime show to the somber news of Carl Weathers' passing, a true friend of the show and now a first-ballot Black Lincoln Collective Hall of Famer.

But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Hold onto your hats as the trio navigates through the murky waters of football conspiracies, the ethics of interacting with unhoused individuals, and a movie review that might just have you questioning your life choices. Yes, we're talking about "Saltburn"—the film that's as bizarre as it is compelling, and our hosts have plenty to say about it.

And because no episode is complete without a dose of reality, Alan's on-the-road food adventures continue to tantalize and mystify. From Maryland's fried chicken (not the state) to buckets of fish and parking lot strategies, he's got the lowdown on where to feast in the low country.

So whether you're here for the sports, the laughs, the life lessons, or just to feel like you're hanging out with your most entertaining friends, Episode 129 has got you covered. Tune in and let the Black Lincoln Collective be the soundtrack to your own beautiful chaos. #BLCpodcast #Episode129 #SuperBowlShenanigans #SaltburnSensations #HallOfFameHomage

(00:58) Welcome to the 129th edition of the BLC podcast

(02:30) Fred: Well, now that the Super bowl is over, we can turn our eyes

(03:36) Fred: Football reminds me of something very sad that happened recently

(06:53) Carl Weathers played in the NFL for the Oakland Raiders

(09:28) Fred Kaplan: I watched Saltburn because I'd heard it was good

(13:15) The bathtub scene was really nasty, man. It messed with me, too

(15:57) Last week we did, uh, questions from Alan's answers

(20:06) Fred: Maybe I'll watch Barbie and Salburn together

(20:49) What was the word about the. Were you snakes on a train

(23:30) Are you guys going to watch Roadhouse when it comes out

(24:54) I didn't like Luke Combs' version of "Fast Car"

(27:31) Some say Usher's halftime show is scripted, others say it's digital

(31:58) Black Lincoln Collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors

(33:37) Episode of the BLC podcast features Alan from Welchville, Pennsylvania

(35:13) South Carolina under coastal flood warning because the tide is high

(36:51) There's a place called Maryland's fried chicken in South Carolina

(40:26) Alan: Maryland's fried chicken, I'd give it a five out of five

(42:14) Tonight's Blacklink collective podcast is sponsored by the trophy club

(44:06) Fred: They wouldn't let black people in the club back in the 90s

(47:42) Fred says he accidentally stole a dollar from a homeless man while sweeping the street

(53:40) Fred: Alan almost got into a fight with a homeless person

(54:37) Alan Dolph says he lost his phone while shopping in Florida

(58:32) There are always a lot of homeless or dehomed people there

(01:01:53) I think that homeless people, if you're listening, hit us up

(01:04:54) BLC podcast welcomes you to our Super Bowl special

One Kazoo | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 5 Feb 2024 10:00:00 +0000

Are you ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, sports, and sheer absurdity? The 128th episode of our favorite podcast is nothing short of a riot. This week, our hosts tackle the Super Bowl predictions with a comedic twist that'll have you rethinking your bets. But that's just the appetizer.

In honor of black History Month, they delve into some "little known black history facts" that are guaranteed to be the most unique (and hilarious) tidbits you'll hear all month. From the origin of wearing baseball caps backward to the first person to use the phrase "but I'm sleep, though," this segment is a history lesson you didn't know you needed.

Then, hold on to your seats, because one of the hosts shares a near-death experience that is as outrageous as it is hysterical. Let's just say it involves dating witches, voodoo dolls, and an unexpected twist that will have you questioning reality (and maybe even checking under your bed before you sleep).

As if that wasn't enough, the show features a segment of "Alan's Advice," where the wisdom dispensed is as unpredictable as the questions from listeners worldwide. Why is rush hour slow? What color is a mirror? The answers are as profound as they are side-splitting.

So why should you listen to this episode? Because where else will you find a blend of sports commentary, historical comedy, and tales that straddle the line between life and death – all wrapped up in a podcast that feels like hanging out with your funniest friends? Don't miss out on the episode that everyone will be talking about. Tune in, laugh out loud, and maybe, just maybe, learn something new.

🎧🌊😂 #BLCpodcast #Episode128 #ComedyGold #SuperBowlSilliness #NearDeathByLaughter

(00:00) Welcome to the Black Lincoln collective podcast! It's alive. Fasten your seatbelt. It's going to be bumpy night (00:56) Welcome to the 128Th edition of the Black lincoln collective podcast (02:02) Welcome to the first annual edition haircut club podcast (06:10) Fred: Kanye, who do you think will win the Super Bowl (10:19) Do you care about Taylor Swift ruining the Super Bowl for the NFL (12:33) If the Chiefs win, will Travis Kelsey propose to Taylor Swift (17:16) The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl, and I don't think (20:38) I watched the feature film Saltburn today and it was very funny (24:26) Matt Parker: Paul Giomani is nominated for best actor (27:01) All too real two podcast focuses on movies, TV, and pop culture (28:27) Black Lincoln Collective podcast celebrates black History Month with 128th episode (29:08) Fred brings you some little known black history facts to celebrate Black History Month (33:39) Alan says he's tired of calling his wife the old lady (37:10) Fred: Watch police academy. If you want to, if kids at home (41:10) Are eyebrows facial hair, eyebrows? Well, it depends (41:48) Who was the first person to figure out how to milk a cow (43:05) What color is a mirror? It's whatever you want it to be (43:47) Our next question comes from Joseph Ravazi of Croatia (44:52) If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done (46:13) I put out a call for listeners to come up with some questions (48:22) This is another one from an underage child, so please don't tell them (52:29) Alan asks last question of the night, and it's a great one (55:08) Do you have any Super Bowl betting advice for Alan Burp (56:18) Fred says he had a near death experience recently (01:01:34) Fred says he almost drowned in a swimming pool of sex (01:02:21) All right, ladies and gentlemen, well, we want to wish you a happy week

Jumpshots and Jackasseries | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 29 Jan 2024 10:00:00 +0000

In the 127th installment of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast, the hosts, Parker, Fred, and Alan, take you on a journey that's as erratic as it is hilarious. Right from the start, you're strapped in for an evening that promises to be a bumpy yet thoroughly enjoyable ride.

Imagine a podcast that's become a viral sensation, not just for its content but for its presence in the most unexpected of places – rest area bathrooms. It's the kind of show that you tune into, not just for the laughs but for the sense of camaraderie and the feeling of being part of an exclusive club, one that's in on the joke and loving every minute of it.

This episode, in particular, is a treasure trove of anecdotes, witty banter, and the kind of off-the-cuff remarks that you'd share with your closest friends. The hosts' chemistry is palpable, making you feel like you're right there with them, swapping stories and sharing a laugh.

But it's not all just talk. The episode heats up with a Sriracha challenge that's as fiery as it sounds. Will the hosts handle the heat or will they be reaching for the nearest glass of milk? You'll have to listen to find out. And if you've ever had any experience with youth sports, whether as a coach, a parent, or a spectator, you'll find yourself nodding along and chuckling at the absurdities and truths shared about coaching kids in basketball.

The Black Lincoln Collective podcast is more than just a show; it's an experience. It's where you go when you need a break from the mundane, a place to unwind and let loose with a few friends who just happen to have a microphone between them.

Don't miss out on what might just be the best episode ever – and that's saying something for a show that's already 127 episodes deep. Tune in, have a laugh, and who knows, you might just find yourself looking forward to the next rest stop on your journey – if only to check if the rumors are true.

Listen now and join the collective – where every episode is a giant leap for podcast-kind.

(00:00) Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast. It's alive. All right, fasten your seatbelt

(01:00) This is the 127th Black Lincoln Collective podcast

(04:50) Fred Lincoln plays basketball with his sons and loses by 16 points

(08:52) Two white people fighting over a 12-year-old basketball game

(12:22) Dad says man threatened to fight him, but we're better than him

(16:39) Fred BlC. says he's over controversy surrounding his basketball team

(20:57) Fred says youth basketball has not been fun for him as a coach

(25:09) Fred: I'm against abbreviations for the word crossing

(28:21) I wanted to snowboard so bad, and then I went and

(31:57) The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors

(34:29) Fred Blackland takes on the hot sauce taste test of the century

(38:16) Next on the taste test of pain is Hawaiian lava hot sauce

(40:52) Red mustard, courtesy of asian bottle man. This is absolutely delicious. Yes, it is delicious. Now, this is when we get into

(43:43) Now we'll go to our traditional, or our old new style rooster

(44:30) This is a black Lincoln collective exclusive food review, sort of

(47:29) Tell me about what goes on a Philly cheesesteak

(48:53) For that, I have some words, some of the most unusually long english words

(51:35) The definition of consingenuous is of the same blood or origin

(53:55) This sentence was published in the New York Herald Tribune in 1959

(54:25) The manner by which LSD 25 produces its mental changes is obscure

(56:24) An infant in Louisiana underwent a successful xenotransplantation Friday

(01:01:11) Pigs have replaced primates as primary candidates for xenotransplantation to humans

(01:01:46) This is legitimately on the list. Jackasseseries. And this should be an easy one. Any guesses

(01:03:26) Next week on the BLC podcast will be celebrating Black History Month

(01:06:39) Shirley: I tried to wear my hat backwards today

Black(head) Friday | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 22 Jan 2024 10:00:00 +0000

Strap in, flavor fanatics! The BLC Podcast is dishing out a fiery episode that's sure to ignite your taste buds and your curiosity. In episode 126, we're diving deep into the spicy world of Sriracha sauce – but not just any Sriracha. We're talking about the controversy that's hotter than a Carolina Reaper: the great Sriracha switch-up.

The iconic rooster sauce has hit a snag, and it's not just a shortage of peppers. Tune in as we unravel the lawsuit, the lost contracts, and the sizzling aftermath that's left Sriracha lovers reeling. Did your favorite chili sauce just lose its kick? We've got the scoop on what went down between Huy Fong Foods and Underwood Ranches, and why your next squeeze of Sriracha might taste a tad different.

But wait, there's a new condiment contender stepping into the ring! Underwood Ranches is bringing the heat with their own brand of Sriracha, and we've got our hands on it. Will it dethrone the reigning champ? You'll have to listen to find out as we put it to the ultimate taste test.

And because we can't resist a good tech twist, we're also serving up some sizzling news from the world of robotics. DRP is back and bolder than ever, but is it time to upgrade to DRP 2.0? The future of detachable robot penises is here, and it's... well, you'll just have to hear it to believe it.

So, whether you're a hot sauce hoarder, a tech enthusiast, or just here for the laughs, episode 126 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast is your ticket to a wild ride through the spicier side of life. Don't forget to like, follow, and share, because this is one episode that's too hot to handle alone.

Tune in now, and let's set the podcast world ablaze – BLC style! 🔥🌶️🎙️

(00:00) Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast featuring new music and unreleased tracks

(01:09) This is the 126th episode of the BLC podcast

(04:23) Fred Main says his wife left him last week to go to Spain

(08:58) Fred: Congratulations on marrying your cousin, Man. Congratulations. I love our cousin, man

(12:40) In Spain, restaurants don't open until 830 at night

(15:23) Fred got back safely from a trip to Spain with his cousin

(20:32) Lincoln says he's glad his wife made it back from Paris

(24:39) All too real two podcast focuses on movies, TV, and pop culture

(26:05) Welcome back to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast after a brief break

(29:02) We were talking about this again. Okay? Again. And I hate to go back because I was trying to segue

(31:09) Alan brings to Sports News with some special news about sports

(31:37) Alan is talking about the professional women's hockey league

(35:53) Alan King thinks emotional support animals are a total waste of time

(39:57) This week's controversial segment comes from freelance street herbalist Pat Marker

(44:30) Black Lincoln collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors

(47:28) Information is what? I don't know if information is real or fake

(47:59) So guess what, kids? It's time for technically news. Okay, here we go. Whenever I hear this music, I think of chocolate

(48:44) A mountain of used clothes appeared in Chile's desert and then it burned

(51:35) Oregon woman becomes first human infected with cattle eyeworms

(54:08) Astronomers have detected the oldest black hole ever observed

(54:43) The oldest known fossilized skin has been found by scientists

(55:49) Alan says Donald Trump could go to jail for allegedly carrying pizzas

(57:29) Number one downloaded episode features Donald Trump standing strong and erect

(58:19) Fred: Detachable robot penis 2.0 debuted at consumer electronics show

(01:02:20) Detachable robot penis has become detachable

(01:03:57) DRP is almost 100 years old now. Electro debuted in the 1930s

(01:07:15) There's a huge controversy going on with hoi fung sriracha

(01:11:22) Underwood Farms has developed their own line of Sriracha

(01:16:07) Fred: My wife is investigating. I told her she should do a podcast

Pringle Poops | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 15 Jan 2024 10:00:00 +0000

On this episode of the BLC Podcast, we're talking about everything from the latest Kat Williams drama to the challenges of coaching youth basketball.

In this latest episode, we dive into the world of celebrity gossip with their take on Kat Williams and Shannon Sharp. They don't hold back, and their candid conversations are a breath of fresh air in the often too-polished world of entertainment news.

But it's not all Hollywood talk. The episode also gives us a hilarious look into the life of a youth basketball coach. The struggles, the triumphs, and the sheer absurdity of coaching kids in sports are all on full display. Whether you're a sports fan or not, you'll find yourself laughing along with the hosts' stories and mishaps.

And just when you think you've heard it all, the episode takes another turn, this time into the realm of being an herbalist. Yes, you read that right. One of the hosts is on a quest to become a master herbalist, and the journey is as comical as it is enlightening.

So, if you're in need of a good laugh or just want to hear a different take on the usual podcast fare, give the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast a listen. Tune in to their latest episode, and you might just find yourself binge-listening to the rest of their content. Trust us; it's worth it.

Listen now and join the collective for an hour of pure entertainment. You won't regret it!

(00:00) Welcome to the Black Lincoln collective podcast. With your host, Parker

(01:09) Welcome to the 125th edition of the Black Lincoln collective podcast

(02:14) Alan Og: I don't like cat Williams particularly, either

(07:08) Fred Bennett talks about his kids throwing basketball shade on his podcast

(11:45) Coach: We had practice last night with a kid who's not good at basketball

(16:10) Lee Trevino's son had a basketball game the other day

(20:45) Game got canceled because of the big storm. Storm of the century. Yeah. It was pretty vicious

(20:59) Fred: I'm going to become a master herbalist for this show

(24:32) An herbalist is someone who uses plants for healing

(29:16) Chronicans is a mix between cranberries and shenanigans

(34:43) The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors

(39:37) What's become the official podcast segment of 2024? It's Fredline news

(40:23) Fred: Vanilla ice was headliner at Donald Trump's New Year's Eve party

(44:09) Matt: I'm going to give you an exclusive club that you could join

(45:30) Tell me about this club that I will definitely not be joining until I die

(48:53) Video of Chinese doctor punching patient during surgery goes viral

(52:16) Ohio supreme court suspends attorney who defecated into potato chip

(55:22) Man accidentally sets his house on fire with steak and a toaster

(59:54) My brain is having issues with that, with the poop thing still

(01:00:58) Fredline news sponsored by Bang Bras. Well, bang bros, you did it again. Just when I thought, oh, this isn't

(01:02:19) Fred and Alan challenge each other to an inappropriate joke edition

(01:02:51) So let me find my first hilarious joke. Okay. I'm going to ratle these off for you. These are all Keller jokes

(01:06:05) Poor man meets a rich man around Christmas and asks what he's getting wife

(01:09:06) Bob was excited about his new 338 rifle and decided to go bear hunting

Hot Dogging it with Peterson's World Famous Hotdogs | Black Lincoln Collective #foodpodcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 8 Jan 2024 10:00:00 +0000

(00:00) Welcome to the Black Lincoln collective podcast. With your host, Parker, featuring the sultry pounds of Fred

(01:08) Welcome to the 124th installment of the Black Lincoln collective podcast

(02:35) Myrtle welcomes Dave from Peterson's world famous hot dog sausage

(07:10) Dave Peterson is making world famous hot dogs in Florence, South Carolina

(11:06) Dave: Fred has been doing this show for almost a year now

(14:20) I'm pretty sure Steve Harvey stopped by your stand not too long ago

(17:50) Dave Peterson started a hot dog cart because he loves hot dogs

(22:50) I love red onions. Tell me more about these red onions

(24:51) Dave: I like chili mayo, um, and ketchup

(29:24) The way we do this is just answer. It works every time

(29:41) The first words Mickey Mouse ever uttered in a cartoon were hot dogs

(32:48) What is the average weight, fully loaded, of a baseball park hot dog bin

(33:54) Which of these four artists does not have a song titled Hot Dog

(38:19) In a popular tv series, who offered Miss Rhode Island a hot dog

(39:58) So what famous movie character uttered the phrase, nobody

(40:57) Hot dogs are included as a menu item at the Vatican, according to legend

(45:38) Fred's wife is a Penn state fan so this is a big deal

(46:56) Which city's hot dog has the most toppings is correct

(49:19) What is the name of the popular children's book series that features hot dog

(50:47) A fan threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods in 2011

(53:29) How long was the world's longest hot dog is our last question

(55:03) Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's more of a sub

(57:32) Dave: What's your favorite hot dog to make for someone

(01:00:48) Dave Peterson's world famous hot dogs are located right beside planet fitness

(01:05:00) Dave Peterson says he does catering and does events

BLC You in 2024 | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 1 Jan 2024 10:00:00 +0000

(00:00) Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast featuring unreleased tracks

(01:03) The BLC podcast is back for 2024 with twice the fart sounds

(01:36) Welcome to the 123rd installment of the BLC podcast

(02:27) Alan jokes about having health issues due to lack of sleep in 2024

(04:40) Freedom K radio is shutting down in 2024, which is depressing

(08:33) Do you do New Year's resolutions and then do the thing

(11:28) Dan: I want to quit my vices, but I don't

(14:29) Fred M. Bennett: Plinko and parlays are scams

(17:19) Well, Fred, what we were talking about 17 minutes ago when we started this conversation

(17:59) All resolutions will be approved by Zod before they are resolved officially

(19:30) Number three is to talk more about cheeseburgers in 2024

(21:26) Fred: I don't have any new year's resolution other than your

(24:16) Fred: I have five life facts for you to use in your life

(28:52) Fred: I have added this to our chat, our group chat

(30:07) If you pass gas consistently, enough gas is produced to create an atomic bomb

(33:44) There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar

(35:32) Two thirds of the world's eggplants are grown in one place

(39:28) Christmas originated through Greenville, South Carolina

(40:58) A turtle from Jersey apparently ran away from home and was found in a laundry room

(44:40) Black Lincoln collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors

(45:13) All too real two podcast is passionate about movies, tv, and pop culture

(47:06) Fred: It's my least favorite movie of all time

(52:43) Alan: I prefer the original ending better than the alternate one

(56:42) You need to watch the alternative ending because it's a lot

(01:00:18) Alan: The alternate ending would be a lot better. I mean, I guess it's the better endings

(01:03:08) BlC movie recommendation of 2024 is most shop of horrors

(01:07:48) Don't call me Shirley, I'm a man of special needs

A Christmas to Reminisce | The Best of the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 25 Dec 2023 10:00:00 +0000

(00:00) Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast. We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year

(05:27) Why can't you give the man a present? Fred? Yeah, you know what

(06:20) Are you into your little elfie ways all year round or is it just

(08:12) Elvin the shelf, what's your favorite, uh, Christmas prank

(10:14) So what's your favorite Christmas movie up on the shelf

(13:03) Fred: The last couple of seasons of Game of Thrones were trash

(15:35) Thousands of people are going to buy Tater mitts this weekend

(17:24) We got so many great sponsors today, you guys. I can't even tell you about it

(21:11) Blacklinking collective podcast will promote your business for money or for free

(26:15) It's time for the history of Christmas with Fred. We promised it for months

(31:33) The myth that Santa would give presents from his marketing team originates from 221 AD

(34:52) Julius Africanus dated Jesus's conception to march 25

(38:08) So, ladies and gentlemen, m that was the history Christmas episode

(38:52) Part one is brought to you by the International Tinsel consortium

(39:46) Management just announced Fred next week in a bid to redeem yourself

(41:53) The mystery can challenge is going to be live. I don't know if we have enough time

(45:07) No one else has tweeted about the mystery can drink challenge

(47:23) Fred's Christmas album will be released on Black Friday, Alan says

(48:59) Fred: What's the hot Christmas gift this year? Anybody

(52:56) White rice with butter to the moon, people. So invest now. Game over, man

A Royal Decreem | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 18 Dec 2023 11:00:00 +0000

(00:00) Welcome to the Black Lincoln collective podcast. It's alive. With your host, Parker

(00:57) Welcome to the 122nd edition of the Black Lincoln collective podcast

(02:08) Alan says he once used a suppository for a painful hemorrhoid

(05:51) Alan said we were forboding to talk about Christmas from now on

(06:53) Fred: Happy birthday to Alan on his 45th birthday

(10:12) Fred: I've been obsessed with a new musical called Hamilton 78

(14:33) The musical tells the story of Henry VI and his six lovely wives

(15:45) It's not really about Henry VI, right? It's about wives

(18:26) Henry Vi was ruler of France in the grand old year 1438

(19:39) Henry Vi was the king of something. Was he in what year? You don't have to be specific

(20:30) King Henry VI attacked Martin Luther. I think he attacked Luther

(24:26) Alan King divorced his first wife and hooked up with Anne Boland

(29:35) Bill: Did he kill the first wife, too? Did he divorce

(34:19) Henry was led to believe that the Asian woman was very attractive

(38:51) Henry VIII never had any more kids after James Seymour

(43:14) So he divorced that german broad, from everything I understand

(44:39) Number five of six was Catherine Parr. So he divorced. Right? So he cut her head off

(48:39) Go see Henry Vi, the musical about Henry VI

(49:54) It's Fred's 20 things that you may not know that you know

(52:53) Alan: I'm pretty sure eyebrow taint is the medical term

(55:08) The way it smells after it rains is called petrachore

(57:16) What is wombling? I hope these get easier at some point

(01:00:23) Give us a sentence related to vocabulary. Give us an example. What you need to be thinking about

(01:04:20) Superscript. Give us a sentence, will you? No, I give you a sense

(01:07:33) Alan: Bravado is the musical effect. It's used to add expression to vocal and instrumental music

(01:12:14) Alan: When you have two or three kids, you leave them

(01:15:32) Give us an example with the vagina. Give us an easy one

(01:19:32) Fred: I know a lot about boxes. I do. So the thing is the box tent. The box is thin and wide

(01:22:19) Kimberly: I really did not think that you guys were going to get those

(01:23:27) All right, well, thank you guys so much for listening. Hope you have a merry holiday

The Rise of the Elf on the Shelf | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 11 Dec 2023 10:00:00 +0000

(00:00) Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast. Fasten your seatbelt. It's going to be our bumpy night (00:57) Welcome to the 121st edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast (02:59) We're two weeks away from Christmas, I believe (06:21) Tell me what are the Christmas movies you can't live without (06:46) Let's start with number three. What's your third? My number three is home alone (10:38) FredGremlins and Elf are my favorite Christmas movies (14:02) Fred: My number two is a Christmas story. I like the nostalgia of it from the 50s (16:41) Alan says he loves Christmas movies because they're funny (20:24) Fred: Greatest Christmas movie. Seven reasons why. No, I don't need 507 reasons (21:24) Fred: My number one Christmas movie is probably going to be die hard (23:40) The Black Lincoln Collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors (27:09) Fred: Coming back is the newest product from Totally straight guys Brewing Company (32:52) Alan asks Fred what he wants for Christmas (38:43) Fred's kids love me more than they love Freddie, Parker says (42:43) What's your favorite Christmas prank? I love messing with the kids (44:45) Alan Bennett: What's your favorite Christmas movie up on the shelf (49:31) When does HaNUkah start? I think it started Yesterday (50:00) Our favorite HANUkkah Song is Christmas Time for the Jews (55:00) Fred: I was walking down the street the other day and noticed homeless bag (59:59) Piggly Wiggly burned down, but it was rebuilt (01:01:27) My wife is allergic to gluten, so she can't make gluten free bread (01:05:16) Gluten free bread flour didn't rise. It was terrible. My wife wouldn't even try it. So I'm going to keep trying (01:09:36) It came into playdoh style; it never really made it into dough (01:10:02) If I make the bread and it's successful, I will bring it on the show (01:13:55) BL Sucks welcomes you to the Black Lane Collective Podcast (01:15:39) M Blacklink Collective podcast takes a quick break because Fred's frozen

Fred's Love Gun | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 4 Dec 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a raunchy new episode of the BLC Podcast. Parker has internet issues, and Fred and Allan are loving it. We're chatting about the big p's, and missing out on the Life at Seas three year cruise. We're working on getting our refund, but signs aren't hopeful. Then, it's time for everyone's favorite new internet trend, sexy cooking. It's time for the return of what you watchin? Christmas edition. We're talking about Good Burger 2, Please Don't Destroy, and Fred catches us up on the beginning of Squid Game: the Challenge on Netflix. This week, on Fredline News, it's toddler fight clubs, shoving poop in your butt (sorry children), tricking people to stay in the country, fun with fraud, and Happy Gilmore signs with Ball State. Parker has a surprise Fredline, and it's about food (of course). All that, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

Jacket Season | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 27 Nov 2023 10:00:00 +0000

(00:00) Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. With your host, Parker, featuring the sultry pounds

(00:57) This is the 119th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast

(05:00) Lionel Coxworth recalls bizarre incident involving his young son

(08:18) My son has long hair, and he decided to shave it

(13:00) Fred: Basketball season starts Monday, so he's got to shave head

(17:12) Alan Black says he shaved his natural hair when he was 12

(19:32) Come Christmas time, I'll share my friend's artwork with the world

(20:18) Fred: I've never been out on Black Friday

(23:52) Brown Friday is the day after Thanksgiving when most people put in water system calls

(29:55) Brown Friday is one reason to go Black Friday shopping

(30:42) You said you had a story you wanted to share with the podcast audience

(35:39) If your baby has any interesting features, just say just say

(40:21) Fred believes in the string universe, Alan believes in multiverses

(41:18) This week on BLC news, it's sex offender news

(42:11) Former South Carolina school teacher accused of having affair with teen student

(46:45) If roles were reversed, all hell would be breaking loose

(47:52) BLC reminds you that Christmas season is also syphilis season

(49:40) Syphilis was a big deal before penicillin became a thing

(50:05) Teenager gets USB cable stuck in urethra while trying to measure himself

(53:55) Fred Flint does a Michigan accent for a news story

(54:34) Michigan man accused of masturbating on porch during court appearance

(58:33) Fred: It's weird transition between Thanksgiving and Christmas, Fred

The Fast Food Wars | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Wed, 22 Nov 2023 18:05:00 +0000

The BLC Presents: The Fast Food Wars

The BLC Playhouse Theater Players Dramatic Reenactment Presents: A Thanksgiving Conspiracy | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 20 Nov 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a dramatic new episode of the BLC Podcast, the Black Lincoln Collective Presents a stirring rendition of a Thanksgiving Classic, just in time for the holidays. That's right, The BLC Playhouse Theater Players Dramatic Reenactment Presents: A Thanksgiving Conspiracy. A rousing revival of the 1921 Classic by Marie Irish. Gather the family around the victrola, and enjoy our overly dramatic presentation together. After that, things get serious, and Fred offers a Heart-felt apology to our listeners, and we chat about dog culture and it's affects of Allan. All that, and Turkey! Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Great Value Spice | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 13 Nov 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We're talking about Parker's hot pepper fetish, and Fred's language barrier. Everybody loves Spiceworld, and we chat about our favorite Spice Girl. We chat about Brittney Spears and Fred will slice a bitch. then, Fred tell us about his old buddy Moses T. Cocksworth and his 13 month calendar plan. When is Easter, and we chat about the dark side of Thanksgiving. Is a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich a breakfast sandwich? All that and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

I Love the Way You Drizzle | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 6 Nov 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week on a thankful episode of the BLC Podcast, we're the official podcast of the #mayflower 2, Parker gets a lecture about farts, we recap #halloween fun, and we're talking haunted hayrides. We're chatting about #madworld and the devil's anus. Parker reviews the new #mcdonalds nugget sauces, #Mambo sauce and Sweet and Spicy Jam in his fancy food review, and Fred explodes his mind. November means #type1diabetes awareness month, and we're walking 100 miles to support a cure. Parker creeps people out random passerby's, and #bubbletea ! Fred tells us about his favorite sexy #Starbucks drinks, and we hate #dunkindonuts and vapes. Then it's time for Fred's favorite new game, ripped from the headlines, it's BLC you in jail. Fred's ripping headlines from Florida, The UK and so many more places. We chat about the passing of #MatthewPerry and #BobbyKnight and we get the skinny on #pickleball. All that, and so much more on a brand new Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville #comedypodcast #funnypodcast Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

2,000,000 Dimes | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a spooky new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're joined by Linda Fay to talk about the boob psychic, Ms. Cleo, and scam psychics. Fred sorta tells us the history of Halloween, Taco Tuesday and maybe he slides some other stuff in there too, if you know what I mean. We also have a heaping helping of Fredline News, as we learn about the smartest artist in history, getting married and McDonalds, Chris Brown's Popeyes money, the best Halloween display of all time, and the guy that inspired the heart attack cafe. Free dimes! Happy Halloween!

Just the Stick | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 23 Oct 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a spectacularly half-assed episode of the BLC Podcast, this week, Fred's leading us off as we prep for Parker's favorite holiday, Halloween. We're chatting about our favorite candy to steal, and our favorite non-halloween candies. The guy's take a walk down memory lane with old ass candy, and we're finally giving Candy Corn the love it deserves. Fred loves the ring of pringles of challenge, and we're sponsored by our old friends at the Fabulouso floor cleaner company. We're talking about our favorite slang terms, and how we can bring them back, and Allan's mis-gendering everybody. Why is it so hard to come up with a fake name on the spot. How awesome is Google's auto call screener? The answer is very. Parker's out here firing people internationally, and Billy Zane, or Arnold Vazloo, whichever one is in the Mummy. Then, in a throwback to the olden days of March, we're remembering Jerry Springer, and the advent of reality tv. Check us out on the No New Friends After Dark Podcast, and get ready for Linda Fay next week! Let's go!

Total Recap | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 16 Oct 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a good-to-be-back edition of the BLC Podcast, the gang's all here, and we're recapping Fred's exciting last couple of weeks. It's pumpkin spice time, and we are chatting about Fred's recent golf trip to the great state of Alabama, and Fred's family trip to Orlando Florida, where he experienced the thrill of victory and the agony of no reservations. Then, it's time for BBC News, sponsored by our friends in Iceland. This week, we learn about Stephen King's love of Lou Bega, small talk about small junk, and poopy art and a cult. It's a great time to be alive, and listen to the BLC Podcast.

International Podcast Day Special | Best Of | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 9 Oct 2023 09:00:00 +0000

In case you missed our appearance on #internationalpodcastday, we present it to you in all it's replayable glory, with special guest host, Mike. We're talking about the best and worst of #internetchallenges and then it's a throwback to some of the best of the show. Check it out! #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Busty Diamond with Conrad from the OK Taco Show | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 2 Oct 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a delicious new episode, we're joined by Conrad from the OK Taco Show, and we're talking tacos, restaurant shenanigans, and how to make it in America these days. We're chatting about the romantic vibes at Carraba's, the most authentic Italian-American style restaurant, and it's a taste of Wichita. We're talking about the hardest part of celiac disease, and how Parker was mesmerized by a hypnotist, and when we started liking rice. Conrad shares some of his great ideas, and explains how dogs caused the Maui wildfires. Conrad's life is changed forever by the electric fiddle, and succeeding through failure. What ever happened to pizzaz, and we don't do everything for social media. Parker has a non-political chat about protein and voting. Are you a Kohls or TJ Maxx guy? Tom Brady and Collin Jost, and Jumpman Cologne, now with Vinegar! Conrad endorses Ja Rule's Kneepads, Jim Abbott, and the Jack Nicholson buddhist monk burrito specials. We should rent a slingshot, and we finally talk SC Versus Marvel. Parker visits a hill people podcast that he'd prefer he wasn't on, and is saved by a medical emergency. We chat about the menu, and Brittney Spears knife dancing antics, and What's Reba Watching. Thanks Peacock. All that, and so much more! #rebamcentire #peacock #brittneyspears #oktaco

Dreams with Chelsey Turpening Coxsey | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 25 Sep 2023 09:00:00 +0000

Join us this week on an exciting new episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast! Parker is on a mission to join a secret society and is seeking the guys' advice. But that's not all - we are also joined by Dream Analysis Coach & Author, Chelsey Turpening Coxsey. Tune in as she shares fascinating insights on dream analysis, what dreams really mean, and even lucid dreams. The guys open up about their darkest dreams and Chelsey blows their minds. We loved having her on the show and we think you will too! Be sure to search for her on Facebook or visit her website at https://chelseyturpeningcoxsey.com/. All this and more, only on the BLC Podcast. Get ready to be entertained and enlightened!

Cycle Of Ass | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 18 Sep 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a super-sized edition of the BLC Podcast, We're talking our appearance in SC Voyager Magazine and being old. Then, Parker finds a new store that's been around for like 15 years, and falls in love. 6 Car Air fresheners later, regret is felt. Parker doesn't want to appropriate Fred's Culture, and how we finally agree on something. We're repping DG Hard, and Fred's got the inside track on the Nobel Prize. We ask the eternal question, how does crime work? Target target's baddies with their home decor choices, and we admit to numerous crimes and schemes throughout the episode, and we chat about when we've been the victim of crimes. We confess to stealing our kids money, and talk Roth IRAs, as usual. We delve into the darkness is Allan's Veins, and it's time for Cuyar's Conspiracy Corner. Allan tells us about Peruvian Alien Corpses, and we decide who'd we rather take over the world, and break news you never knew you needed to know. and we realize Allan's achilles heel, and we get a visit from an old friend, Detachable Robot Penis. Then it's time for who would you do, Fred Edition. This week, we decide who could defeat a dragon, Dwayne the Rock Johnson or Henry Cavill, or Henry Caviezel, whoever that is, and the whole damn shoe goes off the rails. All that, and so much more!

Allan Lives! | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 11 Sep 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we've got an update on the health scare that broke the internet last week, and we're talking about Fred's favorite restaurant, waffle house. Parker loses a turtle, but finds a little piece of his heart, and cats! Then it's time for Fredline news. Fred tell us about Tripod, the Whiteclaw loving bear, a 3 year old murder plot foiled, and an ending that makes perfect sense when you hear the set up. Don't try to live off the grid kids. We chat about the Native Builders, a gender reveal turns deadly, and China. We're talking about Finnish dynamite pranks, and Matt's Musings. All that and so much more only on the BLC Podcast.

Happy Birthday Fred w/ The Hit the Books Podcast | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 4 Sep 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, Fred needs all your Patreon's, and we're joined by the sports betting geniuses from the Hit the Books Podcast. Join them every Thursday for new episodes. Ace and Tyler are here to preview this year's College Football and NFL seasons. The guy's walk us through their favorites for the upcoming College Football playoff and they blow our minds with their encyclopedic knowledge of betting lines. The Hit the Books guys also help us pick our division and wildcard teams, much to the surprise of Fred, and Parker. The guys help us pick all the award winners as well, and Allan picks the Jets, shockingly. Do yourself a favor, and get ready for football this year with the best in the business. Then, we remember a legend in Bob Barker, he touched all of our lives, and we spend a few minutes to wish him well. He's so much better than Drew Carey. Then on a lighter note, we celebrate Fred's birthday, and do Fred freaky birthday facts, with shocking results. All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Tap is My Business | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 28 Aug 2023 09:00:00 +0000

In this hot ass episode of the BLC Podcast, Parker is almost going to the gym, and we're helping our community with a little bit of roleplay (not the fun kind). Parker celebrates 2 years of being ordained, and he's available for weddings near you. We also talk about the difference between white and black preachers and facebook marketplace. We also talk about our experiences with texts, and the dreaded letter K. Join us next week for your sports betting news from our friends at the Hit the Books Podcast. Then, it's Time for BLC News, as we tackle the world's hottest news stories, and give you the opinions that really matter. We cover the cycle of crime, childhood dreams coming true in a naked manner, flesh-eating bacteria, and Jew-face. We're breaking news about Russian spacecrafts, the inaugural anti-rat day of action in Harlem, and Fractional Investing, and the best way to make money.

Death and Tupperware | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 21 Aug 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a very special episode of the BLC Podcast, we're talking about the tragic losses of #ClarenceAvant, #Johnnyhardwick and #djcasper. Parker's pissed at #tupperware, and he gets #scammed by a pest control company, and tries to get his revenge. We also talk about our favorite ways to curse, and give some great lifehacks, sponsored by #Geritol! All this, and so much more, only on this Week's Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

The Slaw of Disappointment | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 14 Aug 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a glorious new episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker is forced to play amateur #veterinarian when his stupid dog eats something gross. We chat about Portmanteau's and debut a brand-new dramatic segment called Suprisolugues, and we chat about our commercial aspirations and dreams. Then, it's Fredline News brought to you by our friends at Bang Bros. Fred's talking about Toco, the Japanese man dog, a bison tale, illegal dispensaries in legal states, the Chinese sunbear controversy and Steroid Rat Poodles. We also diagnose and solve the #AlabamaBoatBrawl issue. and so much more.

The Oppenheimer Challenge | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 7 Aug 2023 09:00:00 +0000

In this bone-chilling new episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions! Join us as we reminisce about the iconic Paul Reubens, talk about the Oppenheimer Challenge, delve into the fascinating world of Shana's Chifforobe of Curiosities, explore the captivating story of the Collier brothers and their hoarding tendencies, and even chat about Oliver Platt. We'll venture deep into our personal lives to tackle challenging questions and uncover Fred's most beloved salad recipes. Don't miss out on this unforgettable podcast experience! Tune in now and prepare for an incredible journey!

Gl-Ass Onion | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 31 Jul 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a very dumb episode, we're featured on X and AudioMack, and Allan talks about his strokes. Did we win the Powerball? You have to listen to find out. Fred talks about San Diego, and his new-found love for it. It's Aztec for Whale's Vagina after all. Parker has some controversial opinions about ice, and Fred tells us about his history of cosplay. Parker experiences an escape room, and lives to tell the tale. We devise our own escape room schemes, and then we talk about a restaurant without food. WE talk about Carraba's and the most Southern part of Italy, and what's off limits to rap about? And why are elderly people so mad at the thing they're doing? The world may never know. Fred finally relaxes in the second half of the show, and he tries to juvenate all over us, and Allan hits the road to New York. We find out about the real New York, and Allan visits a bagless Walmart. We find out that the more things change, the more they stay the same, and shit, lots of shit. We go out with Fred for a night at the Moobies, and we chat about the Barbie Movie, the patriarchy, and we hear Carl Johnson's opinion of the film. Fred tells us about his Barbie Experience, and we talk about Lug Sluts, this week's sponsor of Fred's night at the Moobies. RIP Sinead O'Connor, and so much more. Only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

Flaming Golf Balls with Linda Fay & Set for the Fall | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 25 Jul 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a star studded episode of the blc podcast we're joined by Linda Fay, from Linda's spiritual corner on facebook. Linda is a tarot reader and medium and she's joined us to tell us everything we need to know about tarot readings, and even performs one for a cast members wife live on the air, and it freaks Parker out (in a good way). Fred brags about his jeopardy skills and Linda tells him about his fortune in the stock market. Then freaks us all out by channeling someone very close to the show that has passed. Seriously, Linda has a gift and if you need help, please check out her sevices. In the second half of the show, were joined by Joey and Donovan from Set for the Fall, and they tell us about their creative process, and the louder than life festival, as well as pumpkin spice rock and roll. We chat about a potential appearance on Oprah, and Fred finds his home at the golf course. We char about the snips, Fred's recording process, and lethal weapon. Parker tries to talk the guys into watching always sunny in philadelphia, and he sorta succeeds. The guys tell us about getting back to playing after covid, and remembering how to make music. Were talking covid conspiracies, and rabbit and other kinds of holes. Check out their new song, Product of Pressure, it seriously rocks. Joey and Donovan tell is what its like to work with professional producers and writers and their process. All that and so much more, only on the blc podcast.

Fine Puss Gentlemen | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 17 Jul 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we're back and better than ever! We begin the second century of the show with Parker coming in hot, and mourning the shirt order that will never arrive. Fred recommends Ross, and it's underrated big and tall section, and we finally decide if Fred and Allan are dandies or not. Then, we let the robots take control after management decides to let AI write three alternate universe BLC podcasts. Tweet us and let us know which one you'd prefer. Then, it's Fred's Freaky facts, and we learn about the Taylor Lautners, and camel's eyes. Then we're deciding whether to join Threads, and we're joined by it's inventor and we talk to him about the Jujutsu battle of the century, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast.

100th Episode Spectacular | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 10 Jul 2023 09:00:00 +0000

It's our 100th Episode Spectacular, and things are starting to get serious! Allan finally learns how to produce the show, and immediately fails. Fred's coming in hot, and we recap some of our favorite moments from the first 99 episodes. We're catching up to Joe Rogan, and Parker watched Joe Dirt II. We talk about what we would do with unlimited money (please help us by donating to our patreon), and Fred has technical difficulties. What would you do? Parker wants to start a new holiday, and you're all invited to the cookout. We talk about our California Neighbors and the cut of their jib. Parker and his ex-girlfriend try to enjoy a raw vegan meal, with unexpected results. Fred tells us some racist jokes (seriously). Donald Trump visits our lovely state, and we talk about The Bruce Springsteen hit, Born in the USA. We love Shaq and the hell he gives to Charles Barkley. Then, there's a controversy surrounding Allan's farts, and Fredline News. This week, we tackle the mysteries of german engineering versus venezuela, meters of peters, and a woman poses as a highschool student, sponsored by Bang Bros. Fred tells us about the hunky robber, and 2023HO6 passes earth, which is the size of 3500 Big Macs for some reason, and we learn about the start of the Canadian Wildfires. Gender reveals are getting dumber, and the guy that etched his name into the roman colosseum. Littlus Dickus visits the show, and we finally get around to performance reviews. All that, and so very much more, only on the BLC Podcast. Thanks for listening!

Fat Lincoln Collective | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 4 Jul 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Get ready for a hilarious episode of the BLC Podcast! This week, we're diving into the birth of our nation, with some wild stories about Parker's fireworks mishap and Confederate Independence Day. But that's not all—we're building up the ultimate showdown between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg. Who will prevail? Who even cares? We'll make our picks and discuss other epic battles we'd love to see, realizing we're basically reinventing celebrity deathmatch. Brace yourself for some serious laughs as we uncover the truth about Andrew Tate (spoiler: he's a total tool) and fret over Madonna's ever-changing face. Plus, Chip Chat makes its Black Lincoln Collective debut, stirring up controversy over Bojangles' menu changes—goodbye, delicious fried chicken! Fred accidentally creates mustard gas and learns a shocking lesson from the MSDS. Parker shares his latest KFC saga and wonders if he's failing as a parent. Prepare your taste buds as we unlock the secrets behind Long John Silver's batter and indulge in those irresistible nubblins. Parker reveals the shocking truth about the Sriracha shortage and finally grasps the real impact of climate change. Meanwhile, Fred discovers the mouthwatering delight that is Bahn Mi. And guess who's dropping by for Independence Day? It's none other than Donald Trump, bringing his posh entourage to our lovely state. We also delve into Bigfoot lore and the thrilling history of monster trucks. But hold on tight—Fred has a mind-bending moral dilemma that'll leave you on the edge of your seat. And just wait until you hear our ingenious plan to steal a monster truck from Brazil, complete with used tires. Stay tuned for Shark Week 2023, when we'll finally dig into the finest shark-related films. Get ready to laugh your fins off!

Floppy Sloppy Grinding | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 26 Jun 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a titanic new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're talking about the Ocean Gate Titan debacle, shaving, and technic-ally news! We did hope the passengers of the Titan would be found safely, but it looks like we were incorrect. We chat about an episode of the new season of Black Mirror and Aaron Paul, and what we'd explore if we were billionaires. We're chatting about the Moba Smart Barrel and classing up our cheap ass booze, and the adultification of Roblox (it's nasty). Then, we're joined by our show's medical advisor, Dr Frenchie. He's catching us up on the African Sex League and the Sex League epidemic infecting the whole world. We're also playing our favorite game, Crazy Snowflakes, it's fun on a bun, and not kid friendly! Get ready for unexpected results. Join us for the fun, only on the BLC Podcast.

Parts Where They Go | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 19 Jun 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a extra-special episode of the BLC Podcast. We are celebrating Juneteenth the only way we know how, by exposing words with racist backgrounds that we had no idea about. Then Parker's talking Big D's BBQ Trough, and recapping his vacation in the redneck (also racist) riviera, Myrtle Beach. We're chatting about Dick Pond Rd, the Gay Dolphin, and so many more sassy names. Myrtle Beach, home of high quality Viking helmets and the Mark Mcguire style. We recap a visit to Pirate's Voyage and the budget cuts. Speaking of budgets, ticket prices are ridiculous, and we're going to get to the bottom of it. Retailer's are changing their return policies, but we aren't. We are launching all kinds of new merch, and we are starting to write audio erotica. We end the show by talking on the light-hearted subject of autoerotic asphyxiation. It's a great time! Happy Juneteenth everybody!

Feats Of Strength | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 12 Jun 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, our copywriter is on vacation, so on a spectacular edition of the BLC Podcast, we're taking bets on what everyday feats of strength we can accomplish. It's time for everybody's favorite segment, What song's in my head: Maroon 5 edition. Don't Move Here News , and so much more. We will be better next week (who are we kidding, we couldn't get any better)! Love you all and also I hate Allan.

Tears of a Robot | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 5 Jun 2023 09:00:00 +0000

In this week's podcast episode, we're celebrating Pride Month and discussing the differences between low level white privilege and rich privilege. We also touch on the latest food trends, including Salt Bae and our thoughts on stupid food, corn and nachos. Fred shares his experience with burner accounts and we rant about how the algorithm seems to hate us. Our playlist this week includes medicine theme songs and Rhybelsis. We also dive into some weird TV stuff and even discuss Peyronie's disease. Later on, we're joined by a special guest, Detachable Robot Penis, who shares his origin story and talks about ELEKTRO, the Mightiest of all Robots. We also take a look at This Day in history, specifically June 5th, and explore the Great Lakes and Saigon. Our discussions take a turn towards the least informative podcast ever, as we debate whether Elvis or Mick Jagger is older and which punishment is worse: life in prison or the death penalty. We also touch on a variety of topics, including the OJ Trial, the Kardashians, and more. Tune in for a fun and informative episode!

Where did the cucumber come from? | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 29 May 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week we're chatting about Drinking and getting too drunk too early. It's graduation season, and all these kids are moving up and selfies are getting ridiculous. Then its basketball chat, and we're talking about the NBA finals, and we review White Men Can't Jump, the new (crappy) one. We go in-depth to compare the two versions of this classic odd-couple comedy, and the new one. We love Shaq and we're chatting about pregame shows. We're getting a van! Always Sunny's banned episodes and tasteful blackface with Kobe Bryant. We remember Tina Turner, and newest internet challenge that's trending. Why do people get arrested for charity, and so much more! #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Take Care of Yourself | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 22 May 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week on the show: The guys are back, and they've got stories to tell about dominating DIY, becoming mega-athletes, and pondering Bob De Niro's not-so-quiet retirement...plus, Parker's got a special shout-out for our audience. Fred's conspiracy theory corner will have you thinking we're living in a simulation - and don't miss the hilariously disastrous technical difficulties. And finally, we'll uncover the dark underworld of fruit roll-up smugglers and expose why Fred totally sucks. Tune in!

Jimmy Dean Sausage Fingers | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 15 May 2023 09:00:00 +0000

Welcome to this week's magical episode of the BLC Podcast! Parker is here to talk about the ultra fart and how everyone seems to be a bit too angry lately. We'll be recapping the carline fiasco and obsessing over diamonds with candles in them. Plus, we'll be paying our respects to the one and only Jerry Springer and hearing all about Parker's "Springer Scheme."

But wait, there's more! This week we have a new king to crown, and let's just say we can't stop talking about his fingers (hint hint). And if you're looking for the latest Fredline news, be sure to tune in for our coverage of the bizarre and mysterious penis fish, along with some news about an old friend joining the show.

Fred is also mourning the recent cancellation of the New Zealand Feral Cat Killing Festival...for kids, of all things. And speaking of kids, we'll be discussing Mark Zuckerberg's kids' Ju Jitsu tournament win and the latest celebrity attempts to relate to regular folks.

Oh, and did we mention that Parker has been to the most expensive house in SC and his very own barn? Plus, Fred has some wild stories about a dog who ate meth poop and Finnish toilets. Sponsored by Super Fonz Lawn Care, this episode is not to be missed!

African Cheese Plant | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 8 May 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week on the BLC Podcast, we're talking strike! How can we survive it? The boys are on a mission to figure out how the Hollywood writer's strike is gonna rain on our parade and crash Fox News. We'll also take a look at the end of Tucker Carlson and his, ahem, fly-fishing encounter. Meanwhile, Fred regales us with tales of his eccentric Alaskan Uncle and we get sidetracked with a chat about Sanford and Son. Plus, we're tired of all these re-makes, and Peter Pan? Yeah, we think he's a pedo too. Parker reviews Evil Dead Rise, but then has to live it in real life, and Allan tries to talk high jump before realizing they meant pole vault. Oh, and don't forget our game, Guess Your Worth: Business Edition, where we learn that, yeah, slavery did pay... in the worst way possible (if only we could take that back). Shamelessly, we'll beg for money on our Patreon, and don't even get us started on Matthew McConaughey's shenanigans. We even have an impromptu Fred's Stock Report, and in case you missed the memo, it's bikini season! Let's chat about the beach, people! Also, Parker goes to Sam's and has a heart attack at the deals (please sponsor us, Sam's Wholesale. We love you!). Speaking of deals, we get down and dirty with the topic of plant-based cheese, and let's just say, the sample was not our friend. We want a kayak, and magnet fishing? Well, sign us up! Don't miss out on all the fun - tune in and join us for a wild ride!

Are We AI? | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 1 May 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on the blc podcast, we're joined by Raymond From Booze N Chill and the Buzzcast. He's talking to us about his process and lizard people. Fred is mourning the loss of a legendary joke. We also play is this an NFL dude or not, and we have a new sponsor. Totally straight guy brewing company. Check them out. All that, and so much more on the blc podcast.

Four Hundred and Twenty | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 24 Apr 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on an especially foggy episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Parker spills the rice about all-you-can-eat sushi, and being recognized by a fan, maybe. Then it's putt-putt time and pencil whipping. We're talking about good guy pranks, and how many people deserve to get their asses kicked for doing them. Fred lights up a 420 edition of Fred's Freaky Facts, and we play a brand-new game, called This day in History? All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast.

Now With Minerals | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 17 Apr 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a brand-new episode of the BLC Fredcast, we're chatting about our favorite nick names, and saying goodbye to a legend, and hello to an afternoon at the movies with Fred. Fred's talking about his crab experiences, and all of our favorite gray-vies. Allan's all about the anal minerals, and it's The BLC's everyday hero of the month. Parker is humble in his greatness, and he askes the fellas if they'd pick up a hitchhiker. Fred tells us the story of when he let a crackhead wash his car, and he didn't think of the smell! It's codewords galore, and the people who just showed up. We're talking about keeping people guessing, and trying to use maps in a world of gps. We're talking about Creed with arms wide open and how it's a football song. In the second half of the show, it's Fredline News and he's highlighting African Chess Tournament controversy. Fred tells us about the Earth's Penis, and the Granderson Square Mall, and high school fight clubs! The Sad story of Steven Seagal, now with minerals! We chat about Mad Dad Selzer and the Kid Rock Bud Light Beef. Black Gallagher, Jelly Bread, and so much more!

A Dollar is a Dollar with Rusty Diamond | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (rusty diamond, parker, fred, allan) — Mon, 10 Apr 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a hypnotic new episode of the BLC Podcast, we are chatting with Rusty Diamond. Rusty gives us the low down on hypnosis, wrestling as a heel, his charity, and so much more. Rusty explains how he uses hypnosis to help people get over their trauma, and work out their repressed memories. We talk about him almost getting killed after a pudding wrestling match. We also talk about Sock 'Em Up, as they help folks who need all the help they can get. Donate locally! Then, we're talking to Fred about his investments, and getting deep about his timeshare, and Parker fakes an affair with an elderly coworker to get show tickets in Vegas. Then we're talking Masters, and so very much more.

McBody | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 3 Apr 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a zesty edition of the BLC Podcast, Parker almost gets killed by a mean lady while being tormented by the identity of the better help guy. We're old men yelling at clouds, and we're talking about the old days, sponsored by Punch Services. The gang talks about Kanye and 21 jump street scaring his straight, fitness influencers and stifler's mom. Will Kanye make a Chanukah album? Parker finally booked a wedding to officiate. Dr Frenchie stops by to give us news about the upcoming African sex league. Dr Frenchie explains everything we need to know about he big asl match coming up, and then Allan and Parker make the most of the time without Fred to talk about how cool Deion sanders is and the upcoming NFL season. I promise it's short. Love you!

One Blueberry | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 27 Mar 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, Parker gets a new phone, and we have a brand new sponsor, Rude Dude Lube, it's the lubiest. Did you know Amway still exists? On Fred's Financial Facts this week Fred takes us through the SVB Bank Collapse and we finally fix the US economy. We also talk about everybody stealing each others shows and ideas. Fred explains the Masked Singer, and puts his own musical ability to the test. We talk about how we don't know any new celebrities, and where in our yard we'd hide our money. We debut a blockbuster new segment, Allan's Audio Advice, where we take questions from our listeners, and Allan does his best. Be Sure to send in your questions for Allan so we can read your questions on the air.

Puerto Rican Sex League | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 20 Mar 2023 09:00:00 +0000

This week, on a Wack-tastic new episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Allan's farting mad, as usual. The boys are talking about the comedic process, too many cooks, Andy Dick's Struggles, and aggressive monopoly. We are recapping the Murdaugh Murders, and Parker has his own murder-mystery afoot. He also chats about his wacky-ass family and driving into the ghetto. It's time for Easter Chat, and Wack History: Sports Edition. We interview Daylight savings time and after a long hiatis, Don't move here news has returned, and how crazy Looney Toons is f-ed up. All that, and so very much more.

The Jerk Circle | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 09:00:00 +0000

The team's all here, and we are joined by the always Zesty Elvis Tribute Artist Landon James. He chats with us about life on the road, the two types of fans, and the difference between performing and tributing competitions. The difference between Huddle House and Waffle House, and the shenanigans that occur there. It's still Fred's Freaky Wack History Facts with Porpoisy the Wack History Month Dolphin. Fred drops the Medieval bath facts on us, and We chat about Napoleon and his shortness. Pope Gregory IX and his Pussy Hating, as told by Bezlebub. Finally, we talk to a real-life Leprechaun about and get tips for Saint Patrick's Day. All that, and so much more.

Porta Potty Podcast | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 6 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a ridiculously dumb episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the boys are thoroughly tired of McDonald's Bullshit, and we are anti-drunk driving, and driving in general. Parker experiences a new fear, and this one's porta-potty related. Fred and Allan tell all their tips and tricks for finding the perfect spot when you work outside. Fred admits to being the sticker bandit, and Parker gets disappointed by Harry Potter once again. Meanwhile, Fred's a wizard, and we talk about classic roommate pranks. The gang chats about the great Funion mystery of Atlanta, and Parker and his wife try to solve a murder for the good people at Taragulch Manner. We debate what it's like being a detective, and Fred tells us about the Million Dollar Puzzle, and lawn darts. We have a jumbo edition of Fredline News, always sponsored by Bang Bros. We chat 1998 Ford Escorts, and sweet potato silencers, sponsored by Tater Mitts. We ponder prison commissary selections, and Door Dash Sex Mummies. We talk about Rick Flair and Mike Tyson's weiner weed collab, and it's finally time for the 38th Annual installment of Wack History Month! It's also Women's History month, so we do Wack Herstery Month! All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast!

Purple Purtatoes | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 27 Feb 2023 10:00:00 +0000

The Boys are back in town (Allan's a huge Thin Lizzy fan), and they're ready to rumble. This week we're joined by Ty and DeadF0x from Marlon Dean Productions, here to shoot the shit and talk about their upcoming movie Three Left Turns. We learn more about the week of hell, and everything that goes into making movies, and how long you can play with one second of audio. We mask up like Dead F0x, and he tells us what weird tik tok followers ask him to do. Ty talks about his musical process and we talk about the guys kick-starter as well as the premier in October. We talk to Freddy about his Nashville trip, his Karaoke adventures, and of course, Kid Rocks Big Ass Honky-Tonk Rock and Roll Steak House. Fred visits an AMC, which seems very nice, and so much more!

Smell the Stank On You | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (shrewsbury biscuit podcast) — Mon, 20 Feb 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week on an international edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. We take a leap into the future while chatting with Alex from The Shrewsbury Biscuit Podcast. Alex explains everything from Wrexham to the Premier League, plus the British love of the NFL. We learn about the BBC and how it all works, cause we have no idea. We talk to Alex about the differences between the US and the UK, and we play the US versus UK Phrase Game. We talk about plastic surgery for some reason, and of course, food chat! We get all of our questions answered, and learn a lot on this week's show. Check our buddy Alex out on the Shrewsbury Biscuit Podcast.

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Fossilized Farts | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 13 Feb 2023 10:00:00 +0000

On the 80th edition of the BLC Podcast, The guys are joined by the Big Cheese of the Pop Culture Pros network, Steve Farace. We chat with Steve about everything from RV Parks to Waffle House, and ketchup on breakfast foods. Parker takes his son to the Chinese Buffet and teaches him the rules. We talk about how Steve started the network, and how reddit works. We're doing the first monthly BLC Stand-up Comedian Draft, and so many other things, you won't believe it. Only on the BLC Podcast.

Earf 18 | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 6 Feb 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a multiverse-of-madness inducing episode of the BLC Podcast, we're talking shirts and leap years. Fred gives us some Black History Month Facts. WE also talk old guys and the history channel. We are also talking about reality shows and being dropped off in the inner city for a reality survival show. It's time for live PD or cops or whatever, and Parker getting pulled over, and paying for stuff.

Then Parker has a heart-felt apology, and we talk about the menu, and fancy-ass cooking. Fred tells us a little about Wakanda Forever, and Marvel movies. Then we chat about alternate universes, and living on Earf 18. We're joined by Tugg Johnson from the Tax Proctologist. and we're chatting tax returns. It's the Triumphant return of Freedom News as Dr. Phil retires. The Rick and Morty Shake up, Sealab 2021, and Kansas City. It's our superbowl picks, and pickleball. American Gladiators, weird VR action, and so much more.

Triangle of Sadness | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 30 Jan 2023 10:00:00 +0000

On this week's Oscar-worthy episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the guys are living their best lives. We're talking Oscar's and why is everything a remake? Night Court is coming back? Magnum PI, and who will win best sound design? Parker rides in jets, and the adventures of lazy Superman. Parker pitches his latest genius business idea, and this one will work. Is Walter White's Blue Meth Blue Raspberry flavored? Some fun chat about Krokodil, and two girls and one cup. Tweet us about your weird skat habits. We chat about the random names of our episodes, and Parker's on the Glenn Ralph Show. Fred played himself, and it's gas station drug chat. Parker learns about the roses in glass pipes, and we think we just found a huge loophole in the legal system. Ghosts are scared of birds, and we finally reveal our masterplan. In the second half of the show, it's Fredline News, Mcdonalds money, the california raisins, and getting paid to impregnate your neighbors wife. Finally, we chat about Allan getting raped by a goat. We also go through our version of the Oscar nominations, and black mirror.

Kanye-scending and the Velocipastor | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 23 Jan 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a Dinoriffic New episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. We are naming our countries, and Allan loves Fartsville USA. Parker tells you what not to name your kids. We're trapped in a haunted building, and it's time for bubble guts. Then Allan and Parker reminisce about harmless bathroom pranks. Has Fred watched the new Velma series? Was our house haunted? Yes, very much. We're shooting up the charts! After the break, it's time for Allan's Movie Reviews, where we review The Velocipastor in all it's glory. The Satan pays us a visit, and Satan's Freaky Facts. All that and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast.

Meat Aprons | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 16 Jan 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week, we're joined by a special guest that needs the gang's help to solve a murder. We solve Fred's murder, only on this week's BLC Podcast. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville #murder #truecrime #comedycrime #funny murder Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Dildonics | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast w/WHSFM

Mon, 9 Jan 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We're back and better than ever! Our 2023 begins with our friend Joe from The What the Hey Show for Millennials Podcast. This week, we chat about Poop and pooping on poop, and singing about it. We also chat about the Pope, the Golden Hammer, the Queen I think, and the future President of the USA, Kanye West. Joe tells us about his inspiration and offers Fred an indecent proposal. We talk R Kelly, Bill Cosby, and Allan tries to steal the Popemobile. Thank you again to the Pop Culture Pros Network. We figure out how to end the show, and the BLC App. We chat about Walmart and the Great Wall Mart. Hey guess what? Parker still sounds like Alex Jones, dammit. We get the low down on where to get the hook up at Denny's, and Fred get's real mad in his Rant of the week. This week, we talk Yeezy's and their hideousness, and have a sketch comedy quiz the likes of which you've never seen. All, this and so very much more, only on the BLC Podcast.

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Freddy Jazzmouth's A History of Christmas | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 26 Dec 2022 22:00:00 +0000

The guys are taking this week off to celebrate the holidays with their families, so the management team has brought you a special treat. It's Fred's A History of Christmas Part 1 and 2. The holidays just don't get better than this. We will be back and better than ever in 2023.

Christmas Nut Roll | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 19 Dec 2022 10:00:00 +0000

On this week's BLC Podcast, it's a Christmas Miracle, Fred did a thing. It's our annual reading of The Night Before Christmas, mad libs style, the state of remote controls in the USA, and we think we're smarter than these kids. Parker shares his shame at CiCi's PIzza, and working at a pizza buffet. We play Hallmark Christmas movie, fake or porn, and did Hallmark movies start the true crime movement? This week, Parker recaps history to the best of his ability, Kellogg's and Heinz edition. We talk about the greatest inventions in pooping, Elon Musk's bitchery, and hating rich people. In an exciting turn of events, it's Trash talk, rural edition. Parker loses trivia, and it's our least favorite Christmas candies. Don't you just love a fruitcake? We read our lists to Santa, and talk about how our kids don't respect Santa. We talk bout not watching Yellowstone, and how you can hate a show while loving it. It's our shittiest episode yet, and we love it. Happy Holidays

I Don't Like Being Funny | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 13 Dec 2022 10:00:00 +0000

This week on a very special episode of the BLC Podcast, we talk about why all celebrities are dying, and way too much about Power Rangers. We chat about the new Transformers movie and how much we love big robots. Parker's mad at Charleston Sports Pub, and the wing debacle of 2022. We get an exclusive interview with former Georgia senate hopeful Hershel Walker. We also talk about Christmas Traditions from all around the world, and then somehow it turns into chicken talk. Fred tells us about the Elf on the shelf, and we talk about our favorite Christmas movies. We deep dive on the believability of Home Alone, and how the new one sucks. Parker regrets his ability to play fantasy football, and will now do live stand-up for all the listeners. We're also joined this week by our old friend Detachable Robot Penis, and he tells us about the American National Cattlewoman association. Put the metal in your mouth. We blind ourselves with science a few times, and DRP is breathing down Fred's Neck. All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast.

Author David Edwards and the Dick Lasher | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (david edwards) — Mon, 5 Dec 2022 10:00:00 +0000

On a home for the holidays episode of the BLC Podcast, we speak to author David Edwards about his 45 plus books, and the mysteries of Atlantis. David's way smarter than us, so tells us about the Richat structure, the history of Atlantis, and his new book, Atlantis Solved: The Final Definitive Proof. He's an awesome guy, and a great guest. Then it's time for a visit from Satan, and Fredlines News. This week, Fred tells us about methed up monks, drunken monopoly, and suing kraft over mac and cheese. Oh Florida. The ballad of Broken TV's, tonight's episode is sponsored by Clamdy Canes. We have entertainment news, including Cocaine Bear, dump dinners, Fred's bowels, and so much more.

Rodrigo Schlongzalez | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast with Ryan Hates Everything

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 28 Nov 2022 10:00:00 +0000

This week, on a heart-warming new episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, we're joined by Ryan and Steve from the Ryan hates Everything podcast. In a match made in Podcast heaven, we talk about how the weather is different if you live in different places. We also talk vapes, annoying sounds, and how Parker sounds like Alex Jones. We chat about all the things with our podcast brothers from the North. We talk about podcasting, monetization, and what is and isn't food. Then it's time for Fredline News, Thanksgiving precaps and the parade, the Westminster dog show and of course we spend an hour on colonoscopy and buttholes. We also talk Southern living and the food. Getting the slip from Spotify and so much more you wish you didn't hear. Check out Ryan hates Everything on your favorite podcast app, and keep listening!

Sixty-Nine | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 21 Nov 2022 10:00:00 +0000

On this week's BLC Podcast, we're joined by out buddy Tim from The Pop Culture Pros Network. We talk everything from favorite Wrestlers to bargain meats. It only took 69 episodes, but we finally explain the meaning of the Black Lincoln Collective, and our history. Allan and Tim explain the finer points of living in New York. It's disclaimer time. We play some Would You Rather, We chat about Demon Fighter, and CRA Entertainment. We talk Cthulhu and international news. Fred and Tim's Disney adventures, meeting celebrities, and so much more!

The Revengeance of CRA Entertainment | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 14 Nov 2022 10:00:00 +0000

On a super-sized, all-star edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, we chat with Craig and David from CRA Entertainment. We talk about how they make movies, and ask a bunch of random questions about the movie industry. Craig and David tell us about Love in Quarantine, Demon Fighter, The Crumbs, and Evil down the Street. Parker pitches Revengeance II: Revenge of Revengeance to mixed reactions. Marion Van Peebles, here we come, and no show would be complete without our weekly installment of Fred's International Linguistic Education Symposium Weekly. Sports news covers the biggest scandal in corn hole history, and so much more.

Great Ideas | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 7 Nov 2022 10:00:00 +0000

On a frigid episode the Guys wrap up Halloween and recount their Adventures. We also talk about kids stealing candy. We talk spam and vienna sausage, and we start getting ready for Thanksgiving. Parker shares are his best ideas, to mixed results. Who is JellyRoll? We talk about the lottery, and Parker's close call with the billion dollars. Then it's time for Parker's Entertainment news, On this week's scathing report, we talk James Corden, Fish Trickery, The Kardasians, and We appeal to Mario Van Peebles again. We talk about joke stealing, and we have a very special sponsor this week. Watch for dangerous language, kids. We also talk about the Fast and the Furious, and laser disks. It's dad jokes galore this week on the BLC Podcast. Next week, we have the guys from CRE Entertainment, and we will pitch them some ideas. Tune in!

Halloween Spectacular | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast with George Lunsford

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 31 Oct 2022 09:00:00 +0000

On this week's #HalloweenSpectacular episode, we are joined by #author and podcaster George Lunsford who's here to scare the crap out of us. We talk Halloween costumes, #haunted and #creepy stuff, and the amazing randomly random costume Fred's son picked out. George tells us about #cannibals, #orbs, and so much more weird stuff. We're proudly brought to you on the #PopCulturePros Networks. We also debate the best #sandwiches, and shout out to our friends at the #MassDebaters Podcast. Parker's house gets egged, and remembers that he had it coming. We talk Halloween, and Devil's Night, and we're joined by an old friend of the show. Then it's time for The #USA's top ten #candies, and our list of favorite candies. It's Fatty time! We also talk #Ye, and his master plan. And the Far Right superhero movie and how they were scammed. And of course, no Spectacular would be complete without our old buddy, #ElonMusk stopping by. #HappyHalloween Kids! #mariovanpeebles #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #fullepisode Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/

You Stupid Piece of Candy | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 24 Oct 2022 09:00:00 +0000

The gang is back! This week, we're recapping Streets of Fire live, #familyguy and the #thesimpsons. We have #beef with #tatermitts, and we #123go and their amazing lifehacks. We talk about Ye Olde North Carolina Renaissance Fair, and the sites and sounds that inhabit the realm. Ancient North Carolina Camels and the road rager. Then, it's Fredline News sponsored by Bang Bros, on this week's animal report, Fred talks about all the latest donkey news, and euphemisms for wangs. We talk Worlds fattest bears, and their connection to Big Aircraft. Fred talks about his standup career and we revisit the RV conspiracy. We talk about the world's oldest Levi Jeans, and so much more.

Polk County Internet | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 18 Oct 2022 09:00:00 +0000

The boys are back, and this week we're talking to our old buddy Ian about the Polk County Pot Plane. We talk about his writing process, and research. And we learn about the movie and the real story, and ongoing coverup of the actual story. We're also talking with our oldest friend, Mr. Technical Difficulties. This week in Fred's Conspiracy Corner, Fred explains how RV parks are training grounds for something, and we think we talk ourselves into being urban Nomads. Join us next week for our first show on the road, and so much more!

Ass Butter | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 10 Oct 2022 09:00:00 +0000

On this week's BLC Podcast, we talk about the impending robot menace, self-checkouts. Parenting, and the lessons we teach our kids, and getting caught shoplifting. We finally figure out the line for Allan, and the show foster's some young love. We talk #dahmernetflix, photo studios, and the weather. It's time for an overly dramatic reading, with our dear friend #morganfreeman. We talk butter, fish, and having to do the gross stuff. Parker's a fish murderer, Allan's Curse word of the week. Will robots take our jobs? We ask #jaygilstrap bot about the #future of #usedcars. Then shit get's weird, as we delve into the mind of Fred and his #conspiracy alert. All that and so much more!

The Way of The Future | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 3 Oct 2022 09:00:00 +0000

Our thoughts and prayers are with those affected by Hurricane Ian. On this week's show, it's an update on Mario Van Peebles watch 2022. Parker's dives into the world of video games, 900 numbers, the unbeatable game and mental torture. We're going to make a mobile game, maybe? We talk about friend of the show Jim Cantore, The Aviator, and Fred's Big Honkin' Moobies! Fred's talking Cocaine Bear and Deadpool 3. Parker's run in with the Dr Phil show, slow coffee, and the long-awaited Spork Talk! We're visited by some holy and unholy guests, and Fred performs an exorcism of sorts. All that, and Moobies!

Wellfare Queen and the Fatiator| The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast featuring Booze N Chill

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week we're joined by our buddy Raymond from Booze N Chill. We lay the Queen to rest, talk about revolution, and how we hate to Queue. Fred's an anglophile, and he's all about the new king. We talk about Tom Hardy with Karate Action, Venom, and all the Marvel movies. Fred loves Morbius, watch for spoilers. We breakdown Thor Love and Thunder, and and have a really long talk about Russell Crowe. Why are the nazis stealing all the good hand gestures? Thankfully, we solve the issue on the show this week. We play Rayman, Raymond, or Rainman. Parker's Grill breaks, Applebees, and the BBQ Pit Boys crazy food inventions and beards. Who would narrate our lives, Jamie Foxx's Donald Trump Impression is amazing. We tease Allan's next movie review, and Allan's sobriety. RIP Bob Saget,The upbeat Casino music, and we explain the walk of fame and emmy scams we're running. We're joined one of the show's oldest friends, and we play what may be the worst Jeopardy round in history. and we of course talk about rockbox.com and so very much more.

Streets of Fire, Emmy Edition | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 19 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0000

We're joined live this week by the guys from Streets of Fire, a kick-ass Rock n Roll band rocking ears near and wide. We talk everything from inspiration to dream concert to best drinker. Check them out at Tribble's Bar in Powdersville. Fred recaps the Emmy's, and we finally realize our dream of having a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. All that and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

Mis-snakes Were Made | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 12 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week we talk about "enthusiastic fans", being the badassest-ass podcast in the country, and stupid camera tricks. It's time for the show's second annual #slang quiz, and we talk about #bigfoot dropping a dime on us. And we make a carmen reference after a visit from an old friend #satan and his #shenanigans. We chat about the new #iphone and #esimcards. It's finally time for Allan's movie reviews, this week's it's Snakes on a Train. We break the #movie down, #spoileralert, and #review in the way only Allan can. Then it's Fred's #entertainmentnews, #harrystyles #thewayans #tigerking #chrispine, and so much more! Listen at: https://www.blcpodcast.com/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/

Volume not Weight | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 5 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we're joined by Author, Actor, Podcaster and all around awesome guy, George Lunsford. We talk cryptids, ghost stories, and his new book out in November. We also have the return of Fredline News, and so much more!

Cleveland Steamer, the Sandwich | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 22 Aug 2022 09:00:00 +0000

In this heartfelt and emotional edition of the Black Lincoln Collective, a lifelong friendship is on the verge of collapse, thanks to Tim. We talk Mcmascots and get shut down by Ronald McDonald himself. Plus what animals could you take, a special appearance by Dr Frenchie, Monkey Pucks, a fresh slice of cannabilism from Armie Hammer, and Fred's already talking Christmas. All that, and so much more, only on a special episode of the BLC Podcast.

Trailer Weiner | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 15 Aug 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we hear Danny Zuko's thoughts on the passing of Sandy, and it gets dark. We also welcome Conrad and Shannon from Conradio and the OK Taco Company Truck, as they prepare for their new youtube special. We talk about Opie and Anthony, and how we don't like them. Governor Stuff, and we will be on the Pop Culture Pros Network starting soon. We talk 9-11, but in a good way. We talk about doing stand-up, and Fred's killing it. Wrecking drones, and of course Oklahoma's Big Foot summoning, and the Pioneer Woman Connection. Country Music, New York Living, the healing power of crystals, Sports Chat, featuring Dan Marino and Joe Theisman. celebrity meetings, And some good old fashioned shenanigans. Candy Bars, the roots of friendship, and bartending. We talk about our various claims to fame and so very much more All that's not even scratching the surface of this jumbo edition of the show.

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Digital Farts | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 8 Aug 2022 09:00:00 +0000

Football is back, Allan is on the road, and Parker orders a pizza two weeks in advance. We play are they dead yet trivia, and learn Allan's hidden talent. Then, it's Fredline News, Alligator pranks, local elections, and stop that Emmanuel! The chronicle of the lost chicken that crossed the road. Vabbing, so much vabbing, all thanks to hotel bed sheets. We address the haters, chairs made from trees, Batgirl, and Fred's stock report. All this and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast.

Hoover Dammit | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 1 Aug 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we celebrate the life of the Choco Taco, and update the fast food wars. We cover some of the latest internet trends. Parker explains RRR to Fred, and his jealousy of it's facial hair game. This week's episode is dedicated our buddy Eric, and sponsored by F*ckCancer.org. We talk about fancy hot dogs, and our twitter follower of the week. We talk about the classic change scam, and how to eat a Hershey Bar. Then, it's Fred's Marvelous Marvel Minute spotlights all the new Marvel content that was announced at comicon. It's time for Phase 6 of 10000, and Fred's all over it. It's Black Panther, Daredevil, and most importantly Namor, the submariner. We chat Wrestling, and it's still real to us dammit! Game Show strategy, and Don't Forget the Lyrics with Neicy Nash. and Ants!

My Chemical Mukbang | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 25 Jul 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week, Parker must defend his people in the court of public opinion, and the gang talks Youtube's Mukbang Videos. We're sponsored this week by a small Virginia Town, and Fred explains the Miriam Margolyes and Arnold Schwarzenegger debacle. Allan screws up, big time, and our loyal listeners get a behind-the-curtain look at the inner workings of the show. We bring back our old friend, What you watching? We talk about the Umbrella Academy and My Chemical Romance, how representation matters, and a lack of action. We wrap up the Boys and Stranger Things Season 4, and start the Pee Wee Football Season. We talk about the Greatness of Bob's Burgers, and an explosion at the Hoover Dam!. Freddy's News Bits, Bass Pro Shop Socks, Seaworlds, and is it Racist? Don't move here news, and jokes about streets. All that, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

Whackfish | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 18 Jul 2022 09:00:00 +0000

Fred's finally back, and he regales the world with his Florida experience, the Mouse, and Disney tips for kids of all ages. We also talk tech news, the James Webb Telescope, virtual real estate, and plastic-loving worms. We also talk Thor, Love and Thunder, naming rights to the show, and so much more.

Holiday in Acapulco | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast Featuring Landon James

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 11 Jul 2022 09:00:00 +0000

Our 51st episode is extra special, since it features our old friend Landon James in Fred's usual seat. We talk about the Elvis Movie, The Fourth of July (again), and we fail at guessing the worst national anthems of all time. Then we actually fail at guessing the work national anthems of all time (You read that right). We miss Fred, waffle house, and how far down the bill would be if the show was on it. All that, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast!

Staring at Nothing | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Fred, Parker, Allan) — Mon, 4 Jul 2022 09:00:00 +0000

On our Gigantic 50th Episode Spectacular, We celebrate America's Birthday, Share Fireworks stories, and Parker talks about almost burning down his neighborhood. We talk about the best holidays, and bbqing. Parker drops some July Fourth knowledge, and things that are 50. In the second half of the show, it's time for Fred's Freaky Facts, Fifty Edition turns into Fred's Creepy Facts. We have a sports update from the Black Lincoln Collective Sports Panel. Then, by popular demand, it's more of Fred's Freaky Facts, Ironic Info Edition. We talk tv and try not to spoil the Boys or Obiwan. And so much more! Tune in next week for Elvis Impersonator Landon James!

This Past Yesterday | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 28 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week, the guys talk about summer, and get a special visit from our roving reporter on the beat. Parker talks about being a garbage man , and literally holding on for dear life. Fred's news bits return by popular demand. Why can't Parker find a burger? Murph the Nerf, and so much more!

Trash Blood | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 20 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we talk about Fred's experience at Hamilton, not the Tony's, and Allan's spelling abilities. We talk diversity in theater, Fred's Voice audition, and watergate salad. It's time for the return of Fred's news bits, Dave's still undercover, crack pigeons, and King of the Hill. We talk roller skating for some reason, 90's nostalgia, and living in a simpler time. Parker schools the guys on charcuterie, Counting Crows, giving blood, and getting some in return. We talk scams, and how we can get in on them, and Fred's stock report take a sad turn. All that, and so much more, this week on the BLC Podcast.

Crowtein and the Grand Canyon | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 13 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0000

Our 47th episode of the show is sponsored by our friends at carnieorgy.com. Fred visits the Dentist and is tempted by alcohol flavored goops, Steven Seagal ponytail holders, Dave's still undercover researching scary carnival rides, Steven Seagal and the Force of execution Trilogy. We talk farts, because we're children. Don't move here news, sad edition. Real life Hoarders, and buying all the beanie babies. We debut the mess that is Fred's news bits. We give our thoughts on the Geico STD debacle, and spoiler alerts, we spoil spoilers. The fellas talk about how we'd fair on various gameshows, and how much we would suck at them. Thank you essential oils, Elon Musk and cats. Finally, we talk about Parker almost getting assaulted by crows at the Grand Canyon.

Captain Sav-a-Ho | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 6 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0000

The team talks about McDonald's Combos, and wait for it...hiding stuff from your kids and why it never works. Fred regales us with tales from the traveling fair. A magic comedian, it's dino-time, and of course a pig rooting (wtf is that?) conspiracy. Then the guys chat about this summer's new releases, and what we're watching. Allan's spoiler-less review of his Top Gun 2 experience, and shirtless bowling. This week's episode is brought to you buy Howard Johnson, the restaurant, which has now closed for good. Parker's way to into Chip and dales Rescue Rangers. The guys talk about doing stuff around the house, just to get a break. And you'll never believe what happens at the end. Just keep watching. We talk about John boy and Billy, and where Fred gets his inspiration. We talk Mike Tyson's Magical Fistory Tour, Juneteenth, and Freds freaky facts!

AmberTurditis | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 16 May 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the guys try to figure out what people from Guam are called, and fail miserably. It's finally happening, the aliens are coming! Call Mario Van Peebles and Carl Weathers! Quick! It's American Warships all over! Finally, we get some long-awaited news about Mexican Pizza, the Musical, from the creative minds of Dolly Parton and Doja Cat. Why are there so many stop signs?! And why does no one follow the rules of the road?! Parker's Pissed, and we stumble upon a conspiracy involving drones, holograms, and big road. There's Hair in There! We talk Just for Men, Dude Perfect, and hitting trick shots. The second half of the show brings back an old friend with a dire warning! Watch your minds and your butts. Let's talk about weird white people food, and of course, Fred's Stock Watch! A new edition of Don't Move Here News, and so much more!

Sex Chopper | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast w. BoozenChill

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (boozenchill) — Mon, 9 May 2022 09:00:00 +0000

The guys talk about Dave Chappelle's crazy week, and of course The South Jersey Pool Noodle King, Walt Bellagamba. Raymond from the BoozeNChill Youtube channel hangs out in the den, while we talk Texas, beer, crime and so much more. Then, Raymond goes head-to-head with Fred on beer trivia. In the second half of the show, it's top 5 rejected prom ideas for some reason, and so much more!

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A Nice Grumpy | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 2 May 2022 09:00:00 +0000

The boys are back after a week off, and there's plenty to talk about. Parker's favorite Taco Bell item is back! We're old, woke, and care about Lady Thor. South Carolina keeps taking L's, Parker's radio voice won't stop. We talk about Elon Musk and Mike Tyson's crazy lives. Then we delve far too deep into the Johnny Depp Amber Heard Trial, and grumpies. We talk about what we would do with the largest house in the world, and Fred talk about his lottery winnings. Remember Big johnson clothing? We talk far too long about them. Don't move here news, wackiness in North Carolina. Allan nominates Rick Flair for the BLC Hall Of Fame, and Allan tells his Rick Flair story. Fred talks about missing the fight due to time zones, and he brings down the house with the worst pun in BLC history.

Not Fresh, Never Fresh

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Fri, 22 Apr 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we talk Spring, Summer and Fall. F you Winter! We talk about out innate sexiness, and Parker gets hyped. Baseball is back, which some people probably care about. Who the hell are the Guardians? We say goodbye to another talented comedian that was taken too soon. RIP Gilbert Godfrey. Parker was given a creepy doll, and he hates it. Fred gives us his Grammy and CMT rundown, then tells us about a movie you shouldn't watch. It's too sad and the wounds are still Fresh. We debut a new segment, Celebrity Master Debate! This week, Eddie Murphy faces off against John Travolta to debate 4-way stops versus roundabouts. There's way too much talk about farts, and Parker loses all his money to a blind guy.

The BLC Presents Landon James Aloha from Lamont

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 19 Apr 2022 09:00:00 +0000

The Black Lincoln Collective Presents Landon James, Aloha from Lamont. Landon bring his Award-winning Elvis Tribute Artist act to the BLC studios, in a never-before-seen music and laughter spectacular. Listen as Fred and Parker try to sing along with a truly talented artist and fail miserably. Laugh as we play Elvis trivia and Gasp at Landon's encyclopedic knowledge of The King of Rock n' Roll. We discuss the upcoming Elvis movie, and so much more, on this once-in-a-lifetime special, live via satellite!

Not live From the Masters

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:00:00 +0000

This week, we're joined by our reporter on the beat, Dave, as he recaps his experience at Wrestlemania. Fred gets mad that the show won't send him to the Masters, while Parker starts posing the real questions, which emojis are racist? We invent a new internet trend (again), and Elon Musk. Why did Fred and Allan make Jim Carrey retire? We pay homage to Bruce Willis, and compare him to Mel Gibson. We play everyone's favorite game, is it really racist, or is it just racist? We talk about Weird kid's names, Parker crashes his car like an idiot, and a late-breaking don't move here news.

You Sunk My Battleship | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 5 Apr 2022 12:00:00 +0000

It's the BLC's 41st, 40th, and 34th episode, all at once! Parker apologizes for his life, his mistake was unforgivable. We talk TV, NCIS, Land cops, and Youtube's busty girl cabbage and Maroon 5 epidemic. We thoroughly offend Italians, and Danny Zuko all at once. We try to get Steven Seagal to visit, and talk our favorite Seagal moments. Which magician is creepier? It's a Merch Alert!

Whack History is dead, long live Fred's Freaky Facts, Oscar Edition! Could Kanye West Visit the show next week? We won't tell! Allan celebrates a decade of American Warships, starring Mario Van Peebles, and we talk Pluto tv for some reason. How many Allan Bucks will your favorite movie get? Tweet the show, and Allan will rate it. Parker ate a Peanut, a PEANUT OF DEATH! Of course we have to talk about the Oscars biggest story, and sales tax. Fred's stock chat, so much merch!

Sing like the King

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 29 Mar 2022 12:00:00 +0000

We welcome Award-Winning Elvis Tribute Artist Landon James to the show. He rocks our socks off, and we answer the age-old question, Is Elvis Dead? We suck at Youtube, Fred writes his own song. We talk inspiring teacher-related movies, and get a short visit from Tyrone. The final installment of Whack History Month! It's the Whackest Trends in history. Why we can never finish a damn show, Silver Singles, and we talk Mario Van Peebles. Parker learns all he needs to know about Sharknado. Allan previews his Movie reviews for next week, dollar stores, and Mcdonald's toys.

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500,000 Acres

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 22 Mar 2022 12:00:00 +0000

We talk shipping services, new jobs, and how inflation effects drug prices. Fred drops his Oscar knowledge, and predictions. We interview our buddy Jeff from the MCU Bleeding Edge Podcast, Whack History Month is back again, A special visit from Iron Mike Tyson, adding doritos to everything, and so much more.

Dirty Gas | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 15 Mar 2022 12:00:00 +0000

It's award season, and the Collective gets in on the action. We figure out when the Oscars are on, eventually. Fred and Allan recreate Westside Story, and talk "sports". Whack History month continues this week. In don't move here news, Japan edition, we talk nine-tailed fox demons, and gas prices for some reason. Mowing your grass is a scam, and the battery stolen by the gentleman thief.

Natural Starch

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (Parker, Fredd, Allan) — Tue, 8 Mar 2022 16:00:00 +0000

The gang nominates the badass of the week, and sanctions have been levied. What can take your mind off the war? Judge Steve Harvey, of course!. It's finally March, and Whack History month is popping off, as usual. We delve into the culture of stupid-ass cars, and the carolina squat. Fred shoe-horns in his stock watch, a sort of visit from Vladamir Putin, and Fred be traveling. Don't forget to grab your handerpants in time for next week's episode!

Invisible Banana

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 1 Mar 2022 13:00:00 +0000

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Parker is late, thanks to his duties. The gang puts a bow on the Olympics, and talks about bananas for way longer than necessary. Fred freaks out, and we have a special guest. In the second half of the show, we get a visit from Dr. Frenchie, and he takes time out of his busy schedule to answer listener questions. Finally, Snakes in a drain, and so much more!

The South Albuquerque Open

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 22 Feb 2022 13:00:00 +0000

Join the guys as they recap the Superbowl, along with Fred's Surprise appearance at halftime. Is Donald Rumsfeld alive? 5 minutes of golf chat, and a visit from our old friend Elon Musk.

flappy feet

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 01:14:03 +0000

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Bacon Tariff

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Wed, 9 Feb 2022 00:16:05 +0000

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Equal Bread

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Wed, 2 Feb 2022 01:29:51 +0000

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Dr Frenchie

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 01:24:17 +0000

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Grocery Snore

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 18 Jan 2022 15:58:22 +0000

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gravy seal

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 11 Jan 2022 19:54:09 +0000

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craft beard

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 4 Jan 2022 05:13:22 +0000

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70 POUNDS OF GOLD

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 20 Dec 2021 17:57:54 +0000

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Cowtosterone

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 13 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

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Christmas Chicken

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 6 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +0000

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A Sextus Christmas

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 29 Nov 2021 15:00:00 +0000

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BLC Presents: Freddy JazzMouth.

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Fri, 26 Nov 2021 14:57:41 +0000

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Chicken Terazzini

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 22 Nov 2021 20:40:43 +0000

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Humen Town

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 15 Nov 2021 15:00:00 +0000

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Zorflez

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 2 Nov 2021 19:21:00 +0000

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Slap Glass

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 10:00:00 +0000

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Tainted Meat

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Thu, 21 Oct 2021 23:52:42 +0000

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Please Tweet Us!

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 5 Oct 2021 01:35:38 +0000

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Poop Vacuum

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 21 Sep 2021 21:56:43 +0000

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Lethal Fred

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 14 Sep 2021 22:57:06 +0000

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put a shoe on it

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 7 Sep 2021 00:00:00 +0000

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Rickshaw to the Moon

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 31 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

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meannie wennie

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 24 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

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broccolini

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 17 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Where's Dave! Fred fights a spider and Matt takes his kids to school #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Ghana-ria

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Tue, 10 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Fred loves the Olympics! Matt is vanilla , Dave talks about his days working at mooovies. Thanks for listening Shana!

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Technical Difficulties

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Mon, 2 Aug 2021 21:00:00 +0000

It's the Olympics! The gang is back together. We go back to the future. Allan has technical difficulties and a very big announcement!

The But of Freedom

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Sun, 25 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000

THE FREEDOM PHONE!
Richards in space and Matt gives advice to the Olympic athletes Thanks for listening Kevin!

Broken Chair

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Thu, 15 Jul 2021 23:00:00 +0000

Dave is stuck in space! Fred has some freaky facts, Matt breaks a chair and Allan says something.

What does Allan know?

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Sun, 13 Jun 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Were back! Dave takes a trip, Matt buys a grill and Allan says something.

Don't hold that piece of paper!

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (The Black Lincoln Collective) — Sun, 16 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Matt is scared! Allan loves football, Dave loves musicals and Breaking News!

Metaphorical Shorts

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (AC) — Sun, 2 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000

Draft Time!! Matt, Dave and Allan talk about the draft. Whatcha watching (ladies edition) and as always Tech News.

Whatcha Watching?

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (AC) — Sun, 25 Apr 2021 11:00:00 +0000

Special Guest!! The guys talk about the Oscars and much more

The Minnesota Kid

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (AC) — Sun, 18 Apr 2021 11:00:00 +0000

Surprise guest! Matt talks about the draft, All thinks the JETS are going to the Super Bowl and Dave hasn't seen the last Star Wars movie

Cheesesteak

allan.cuyar@fatfrogproductions.net (AC) — Tue, 30 Mar 2021 23:00:00 +0000

Matt, Dave and Allan discus family, sports and somewhat current events etc..