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<p>Go to GetBevel.com and use code 'freeread' at checkout to get the first month of your Bevel subscription FOR FREE!</p>
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<p>Go to GetBevel.com and use code 'freeread' at checkout to get the first month of your Bevel subscription FOR FREE!</p>
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Go to GetBevel.com and use code &apos;freeread&apos; at checkout to get the first month of your Bevel subscription FOR FREE!

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visit this week&apos;s sponsors to show your support for The Read:

Go to GetBevel.com and use code &apos;freeread&apos; at checkout to get the first month of your Bevel subscription FOR FREE!

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For a free trial and 10% off, visit Squarespace.com and enter offer code FURY at checkout. A better web starts with your website.

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For a free trial and 10% off, visit Squarespace.com and enter offer code FURY at checkout. A better web starts with your website.

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      <title>Sideshow Bras</title>
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      <title>The Read – My Auntie Jenifer</title>
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      <title>The Read – The Mailbag</title>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your pocketbook. Also, a word on gay ice cream and how it destroys children. The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your pocketbook. Also, a word on gay ice cream and how it destroys children. The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream</p>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are destroyed. The Read – Friendly Reminders</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are destroyed. The Read – Friendly Reminders</p>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
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      <title>The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show</p>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
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      <title>The Read – Sweet And Meat</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a powerful read for potato chip injustice. The Read – Sweet and Meat</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 1 Oct 2013 20:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a powerful read for potato chip injustice. The Read – Sweet and Meat</p>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
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      <title>The Read – Luna Vs Serena</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we at The Read are perfectly okay with that. The royal baby is here and Beyoncé’s weave has been compromised, plus much more! The Read – Luna Vs Serena</p>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
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      <title>The Read – Well Deserved Laughs</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury &amp; Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off! The Read – Well Deserved Laughs</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury &amp; Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off! The Read – Well Deserved Laughs</p>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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      <title>The Read – Stay Off The Bus</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week, we all hail Jay’s Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest Assante introduces a new segment and Stevie J stops by the show in his fuckboy bus…   The Read – Stay Off The Bus</p>
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      <title>The Read – New York Appreciation</title>
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