https://simplecast.com Father and son ponder life, politics and a world gone mad. 2022 My Ass Is Burning en Wed, 9 Jul 2025 20:04:53 +0000 Wed, 9 Jul 2025 21:15:36 +0000 https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/67aa20b2-1d59-4270-a3a5-5ad040008d2a/c87e5f18-a217-44f1-9098-0ed468902286/3000x3000/podcastart3.jpg?aid=rss_feed https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com episodic Father and son ponder life, politics and a world gone mad. Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi true https://feeds.simplecast.com/taYvmAhh comedy, current events, politics, war Nick Stassi stassi.nicholas@gmail.com d52ab0f4-0d51-4b0f-8b76-c64e489e2bc3 Wed, 9 Jul 2025 20:04:53 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/25-epsteins-church-choir-3hdHyUlr #25 - Epstein's Church Choir Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 01:01:30 Jeffrey Epstein is posthumously exonerated on charges of running a criminal underage sex trafficking ring by the Trump DOJ and FBI. Dad "saw this coming". Elon Musk starts the America party. Also, immigration, integration, deportation, degradation, and Ted Cruz. Jeffrey Epstein is posthumously exonerated on charges of running a criminal underage sex trafficking ring by the Trump DOJ and FBI. Dad "saw this coming". Elon Musk starts the America party. Also, immigration, integration, deportation, degradation, and Ted Cruz. ice, protests, ted cruz, immigration, bill gates, trump, donald trump, pam bondi, jeffrey epstein, musk, fbi, israel, deportations, kash patel, epstein, chris tucker, elon musk, alligator alcatraz, ghislaine maxwell true full 26 90c2acce-f3f0-4ce2-8454-f13931e438c9 Sun, 15 Jun 2025 15:56:24 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/24-happy-fathers-day-5jY5gnll #24 - Happy Father's Day Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi 00:52:17 We catch up on a Father's Day Morning. A little reminiscing. A little war in the Middle East. A little parade in a small town called Washington D.C. We catch up on a Father's Day Morning. A little reminiscing. A little war in the Middle East. A little parade in a small town called Washington D.C. protests, middle east, tim walz, donald trump, parade, father's day, iran, robert deniro, military parade, israel, stephen miller, no kings true full 25 d5e73d3a-6f89-4921-8820-047e729b3c9e Wed, 11 Jun 2025 19:36:12 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/23-politcrap-JpSqwsiq #23 - Politicrap Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi 00:58:12 We tried to record this episode three times. The first two devolved into chaos. This one had a slightly calmer tone. Los Angeles was burning. Or it wasn't. I don't fuckin know anymore. We tried to record this episode three times. The first two devolved into chaos. This one had a slightly calmer tone. Los Angeles was burning. Or it wasn't. I don't fuckin know anymore. ice, jasmine crockett, lgbt, dei, trump, donald trump, parade, david hogg, protest, quotas, dnc, illegals, deportations, lgbtqa+, elon, immigrants, hank johnson, trans, elon musk true full 24 0d7fd2c7-4565-48af-be54-fe1bd364c1e1 Wed, 4 Jun 2025 00:02:29 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/22-jiggin-and-jugin-jjUQ2PW4 #22 - Jiggin and Jugin Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:58:09 Trump and Elon breakup. Dad doesn't "get" The Rehearsal on HBO. And he's made it abundantly clear that he won't be doing any jiggin and jugin in his Skechers sneakers. Trump and Elon breakup. Dad doesn't "get" The Rehearsal on HBO. And he's made it abundantly clear that he won't be doing any jiggin and jugin in his Skechers sneakers. nathan fielder, trump, donald trump, the rehearsal, elon, skechers, elon musk true full 23 d7e91a0c-8e64-43d6-9172-f9964131d825 Thu, 22 May 2025 20:26:09 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/21-uncut-and-uneditied-QxaVYIR4 #21 - Uncut and Unedited Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi 01:00:00 i'm not editing these anymore i'm not editing these anymore biden, palestine, gaza, israel true full 22 fadfd802-82b9-4565-aa11-37b20278e381 Thu, 24 Apr 2025 20:10:39 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/20-grand-theft-aeronautics-Y709jcZt #20 - Grand Theft Aeronautics Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi 00:50:52 Katy Perry goes to space. Dad wants to go next. Trump wants a 3rd term. We can't all get what we want. Lookout for our animated series "Burning". Coming soon. Katy Perry goes to space. Dad wants to go next. Trump wants a 3rd term. We can't all get what we want. Lookout for our animated series "Burning". Coming soon. katy perry, joe biden, tariffs, trump, louisiana roots music, aoc, ai, grand theft auto, johnny stassi true full 21 a31cf78e-c425-4e8d-adb3-c41e9b392803 Fri, 11 Apr 2025 15:25:02 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/19-were-back-part-deaux-dI214GWQ #19 - We're Back - Part Deaux Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:38:04 Dad goes all in on Elon and Trump. AI completely takes over, including this episode. Don't buy gas station gummies. Dad goes all in on Elon and Trump. AI completely takes over, including this episode. Don't buy gas station gummies. donald trump, elon, ai, elon musk true full 20 0381877e-14b3-4e01-a868-5aa58e73c77b Mon, 31 Mar 2025 21:14:20 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/18-were-back-part-1-G57Dxwif #18 - We're Back - Part 1 Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:33:22 We're back. Dad claims his stress has evaporated in the wake of Trump's win, but it only takes him a few minutes to take aim at "the Squad" and the gals from the View. Part 2 later this week. We're back. Dad claims his stress has evaporated in the wake of Trump's win, but it only takes him a few minutes to take aim at "the Squad" and the gals from the View. Part 2 later this week. the view, doge, the squad, trump, joy behar, elon true full 19 335128f3-7513-427c-a892-270283dfbf2b Fri, 1 Jul 2022 12:17:08 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/17-elbows-slaps-punches-awV4dyej #17 - Elbows, Slaps & Punches Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:32:17 Steve from Tampa calls the podcast and lays out some interesting points on Roe v. Wade. Nancy Pelosi elbows a child. Rudy Giuliani gets a pat on the back. The Rhode Island State Senate race turns into the Royal Rumble. Call the podcast voicemail to get featured: (813) 586-0044‬. Steve from Tampa calls the podcast and lays out some interesting points on Roe v. Wade. Nancy Pelosi elbows a child. Rudy Giuliani gets a pat on the back. The Rhode Island State Senate race turns into the Royal Rumble. Call the podcast voicemail to get featured: (813) 586-0044‬. roe v. wade, joe biden, howard stern, jean luggo, abortion, nancy pelosi, rudy giuliani true full 18 69ae6f29-de82-411f-8fb7-cc24d73e2710 Fri, 24 Jun 2022 12:47:16 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/16-murder-he-spoke-double-suicide-a7F2S6GK #16 - Murder He Spoke & Double Suicide Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:31:12 Someone tries to kill Brett Kavanaugh, sort of. Mark Middleton, a former advisor to President Bill Clinton and link to Jeffrey Epstein, commits suicide twice. The Supreme Court makes guns great again in New York. Someone tries to kill Brett Kavanaugh, sort of. Mark Middleton, a former advisor to President Bill Clinton and link to Jeffrey Epstein, commits suicide twice. The Supreme Court makes guns great again in New York. mark middleton, 2nd amendment, joe biden, nicholas roske, kamala harris, supreme court, brett kavanaugh, guns true full 17 d7c42af5-5b9f-4b9e-8dee-f558631d1768 Thu, 9 Jun 2022 13:39:00 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/15-build-back-beijing-3jqwNBwI #15 - Build Back Beijing Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:28:57 Johnny renounces mushrooms... on his pizza. Joe Biden removes tariffs on Chinese solar panels. The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard movie trailer leaks online. Johnny renounces mushrooms... on his pizza. Joe Biden removes tariffs on Chinese solar panels. The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard movie trailer leaks online. pizza, johnny depp, inflation, joe biden, nuclear war, amber heard, janet yellen true full 16 9b5cc8d5-6288-4832-a242-26564578e2e5 Tue, 7 Jun 2022 00:34:05 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/14-mushrooms-duis-boomers-gone-wild-p2dGrVHW #14 - Mushrooms, DUIs & Boomers Gone Wild Nick Stassi 00:28:06 Johnny eats mushrooms and goes to war with his TV. Nancy Pelosi's husband gets a DUI. Johnny eats mushrooms and goes to war with his TV. Nancy Pelosi's husband gets a DUI. january 6th, capitol, matt gaetz, paul pelosi, sussmann, nancy pelosi, replacement theory true full 15 d95574cc-2a8c-418f-ad0f-6c622b9c8d03 Fri, 27 May 2022 23:32:41 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/13-the-united-states-of-truths-misery-gj2uaeOn #13 - The United States of Truths & Misery Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:33:14 The podcast joins Truth Social. America resumes its annual gun control debate. Oregon's Menstrual Dignity Act comes into the spotlight. What's next for America's children? The podcast joins Truth Social. America resumes its annual gun control debate. Oregon's Menstrual Dignity Act comes into the spotlight. What's next for America's children? johnny depp, stacey abrams, truth social, 2000 mules, michael jackson, school shooting, hillary clinton, beto, jfk jr, uvalde, guns true full 14 bd2fa93c-8373-41d7-9732-bb55ce091206 Mon, 23 May 2022 12:57:16 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/12-monkeypox-collusion-nancys-communion-v1JryqRX #12 - Monkeypox, Collusion & Nancy's Communion Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:47:26 Monkeypox goes on a world tour. Hillary Clinton's lies take the spotlight in court. Nancy Pelosi is barred from receiving communion by the Catholic Church. Monkeypox goes on a world tour. Hillary Clinton's lies take the spotlight in court. Nancy Pelosi is barred from receiving communion by the Catholic Church. hunter biden, monkeypox, joe biden, immigration, jared kushner, hillary clinton, donald trump, nancy pelosi, catholic true full 13 f9309f35-373b-47d3-a89d-705586a4b1b2 Thu, 19 May 2022 21:02:54 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/bonus-content-lovers-quarrels-inflation-tabloids-93jPIqiR BONUS CONTENT - Lovers' Quarrels, Inflation & Tabloids Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:13:58 A lost transmission from last week highlighting Elon Musk, inflation, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, Vicky "Ride or Die" White & and the geriatric sexual mud slinging going on in old Hollywood. A lost transmission from last week highlighting Elon Musk, inflation, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, Vicky "Ride or Die" White & and the geriatric sexual mud slinging going on in old Hollywood. johnny depp, inflation, joe biden, vicky white, amber heard, mick jagger, donald trump, al pacino, tucker, elon musk, deficit true full 12 979ef06e-66fa-4566-b647-b6e354ae4e92 Tue, 17 May 2022 11:46:38 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/11-dead-names-traitors-ultramaga-Rnd7arEX #11 - Dead Names, Traitors & #UltraMAGA Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:34:55 Ultra MAGA is born. Dead names rise from the grave. America's adversaries are falling ill, literally. Ultra MAGA is born. Dead names rise from the grave. America's adversaries are falling ill, literally. hunter biden, pronouns, snowden, inflation, joe biden, chelsea manning, russia, hillary clinton, donald trump, obama, china, taiwan, putin, russian collusion true full 11 ceb3abaa-5d3e-4dab-b5b9-9e14b165042e Wed, 4 May 2022 21:45:29 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/10-birds-arent-real-roe-v-wade-the-ministry-of-truth-3u3OZbdF #10 - Birds Aren't Real, Roe v. Wade & the Ministry of Truth Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:42:29 We break down an absolutely insane week of news. The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard courtroom saga continues. Putin goes under the knife as the war hawks are sharpening their talons. Chaos is mounting at the Southern Border with the end of Title 42 in sight. Roe v. Wade is set to be overturned. Birds aren't real. We break down an absolutely insane week of news. The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard courtroom saga continues. Putin goes under the knife as the war hawks are sharpening their talons. Chaos is mounting at the Southern Border with the end of Title 42 in sight. Roe v. Wade is set to be overturned. Birds aren't real. hunter biden, johnny depp, joe biden, immigration, nina, ukraine, birds aren't real, ww3, roe v wade, amber heard, disinformation, donald trump, abortion, birds, putin, title 42, ministry of truth true full 10 a367d858-b906-4705-91c2-4575f9819414 Sat, 30 Apr 2022 10:18:13 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (johnny stassi, nick stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/9-saturday-morning-cartoons-sq4w5V4u #9 - Saturday Morning Cartoons johnny stassi, nick stassi 00:34:20 We incoherently ramble about the education system, immigration, Piers Morgan and more. Elon Musk begins his supervillain era. We incoherently ramble about the education system, immigration, Piers Morgan and more. Elon Musk begins his supervillain era. hunter biden, jfk, twitter, joe biden, mitt romney, donald trump, nancy pelosi, piers morgan, elon musk true full 9 73e341d8-5904-44d0-bdbf-c8989beb4fe8 Mon, 25 Apr 2022 14:37:32 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/8-cracked-conspiracies-CbikXeLm #8 - Cracked Conspiracies Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:26:51 We uncover a potentially startling conspiracy going all the way to the top of the Biden pyramid. Masks are back off, after being back on. We uncover a potentially startling conspiracy going all the way to the top of the Biden pyramid. Masks are back off, after being back on. hunter biden, joe biden, crack, donald trump, masks, corruption, jimmy kimmel, covid, nick stassi, johnny stassi true full 8 6cb80d96-c795-4aea-b36b-627ce9b7ef1b Fri, 22 Apr 2022 12:52:13 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/7-can-i-get-a-witness-r6fno7Os #7 - Can I Get A Witness? Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:38:27 We examine the Johnny Depp defamation trial, the Trump vs. Piers Morgan showdown and the BLM movement in New York City. Mike Tyson punches a fellow airline passenger. We examine the Johnny Depp defamation trial, the Trump vs. Piers Morgan showdown and the BLM movement in New York City. Mike Tyson punches a fellow airline passenger. johnny depp, blm, mike tyson, amber heard, donald trump, new york city, kim jeong, rudy, piers morgan, hawk newsome true full 7 f37286f1-6917-4f0e-9f57-dc1c485a84fa Wed, 20 Apr 2022 11:35:08 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/6-clickbait-LyeYMjM4 #6 - Clickbait Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:26:16 We get caught up on current affairs with one clickbait article after another. Jill Biden gets exposed yet again as Joe's Handler-In-Chief. Russia flexes nukes on the border. We get caught up on current affairs with one clickbait article after another. Jill Biden gets exposed yet again as Joe's Handler-In-Chief. Russia flexes nukes on the border. jill biden, joe biden, russia, trump, fbi, china, dossier, sussman, putin true full 6 5a272e4d-2cff-40c9-b8a4-c0f37f07470b Fri, 15 Apr 2022 11:53:01 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/5-vamos-brandon-0y_A98Pp #5 - ¡Vamos Brandon! Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi 00:35:56 Johnny and Nick discuss Texas Governor Greg Abbott's new plan to deal with illegal immigration at the US southern border, America's drug policy, and Joe Biden's perspective on prostitutional immunity. Johnny and Nick discuss Texas Governor Greg Abbott's new plan to deal with illegal immigration at the US southern border, America's drug policy, and Joe Biden's perspective on prostitutional immunity. eric adams, greg abbott, joe biden, immigration, drug reform, hillary clinton, alexandria ocasio-cortez, aoc true full 5 a90e58a3-f8a8-4b34-93f2-7f0942018386 Sun, 10 Apr 2022 10:32:11 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/4-family-feud-urSI6fuN #4 - Family Feud Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi 00:32:00 Johnny and Nick debate student loan forgiveness, the parallels between the Biden and Trump families, Obama's visit to the White House, the Space Force, Putin's next move and our relationship with Saudi Arabia. Johnny and Nick debate student loan forgiveness, the parallels between the Biden and Trump families, Obama's visit to the White House, the Space Force, Putin's next move and our relationship with Saudi Arabia. joe biden, russia, ukraine, trump, obama, yemen, aoc, student loans, putin, saudi arabia true full 4 bd4a87d9-062d-45a7-9a74-895c61d3167f Tue, 5 Apr 2022 13:32:03 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/3-whats-in-a-name-_EsRlEfM #3 - What's In A Name? Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi 00:48:24 Johnny follows the Biden paper trail. Nick rages over Republicans and marijuana. Caitlyn Jenner joins Fox News. Johnny follows the Biden paper trail. Nick rages over Republicans and marijuana. Caitlyn Jenner joins Fox News. hunter biden, caitlyn jenner, marijuana, joe biden, donald trump, joy behar, fox news, hank johnson, elon musk true full 3 61e0a3db-b37a-4adf-9838-a03c48be5a28 Fri, 1 Apr 2022 09:54:58 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/2-its-all-a-lie-sX_Nif5x #2 - It's All A Lie Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi 00:57:04 Johnny flashes back to when he warned us all about Brandon. Nick is interested in learning about Ancient China. Will Smith slaps Chris Rock. Johnny flashes back to when he warned us all about Brandon. Nick is interested in learning about Ancient China. Will Smith slaps Chris Rock. hunter biden, chris rock, joe biden, will smith, russia, hillary clinton, kamala harris, donald trump, china, shen yun true full 2 8164d95a-d2a1-4fd1-b6a3-a8bdf9e4885f Tue, 15 Mar 2022 15:16:06 +0000 stassi.nicholas@gmail.com (Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi) https://my-ass-is-burning.simplecast.com/episodes/teaser-tqlP4j5B Teaser Johnny Stassi, Nick Stassi 00:01:00 Teaser for My Ass Is Burning. Coming March 16, 2022. Teaser for My Ass Is Burning. Coming March 16, 2022. comedy, news, politics true full 0