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Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you&apos;d care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!</itunes:subtitle>
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(L--it&apos;s to list--you need to listen to the episode, that&apos;s the way)

Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!


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There&apos;s only one way to find out! 
(L--it&apos;s to list--you need to listen to the episode, that&apos;s the way)

Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!


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HOW long can we stay on-topic and ALSO did you know that Marie Curie&apos;s bones are still sealed-in-a-lead coffin radioactive, and will be for another thousand yea--AW MAN, WE ALREADY LOST THIS ONE, AW JEEZ

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Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:summary>
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HOW many drops can one editor fit into a single Audacity file? 
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Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:subtitle>
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Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:subtitle>
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Betrayals.
Prophecies fulfilled.
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ALSO, Gordon Lightfoot is implicated in one of the greatest naval tragedies in American history, an unscheduled candy-break and we FINALLY GET TO FIGHT A LISTENER!

Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:subtitle>
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Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:subtitle>
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Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:summary>
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Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:summary>
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Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:subtitle>
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Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:summary>
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Also, the SHOCKING ORIGINS of a scam the United States military and medical apparatus have been pulling on us for a CENTURY, the PREVIOUSLY HIDDEN connection between The Shape Of Water and Star Trek: Voyager, and accidental prostitution shenanigans as we discuss The Lightning Thief, Chapter 6: I Become Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom!



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Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:subtitle>
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The Jackson Two are William Mills and Casey Hills, who rhyme but are not relation. Editing and production is also by Casey.

Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:summary>
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Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:subtitle>
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Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:summary>
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Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won&apos;t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there&apos;s a ding, there&apos;s a sting!</itunes:subtitle>
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The Jackson Two are William Mills and Casey Hills, who rhyme but are not relation. Editing and production is also by Casey.

Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

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Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

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Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

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Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

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Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

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