https://simplecast.com Behrens House of Chaos Husband and wife podcasting duo, talking about living in a house of chaos and everything that goes along with that. Our journey over the past few years has led us to want to share it with the world. The ups, the downs, and the chaos. We hope you enjoy! 2020 Behrens House of Chaos Productions en Mon, 8 Jul 2024 16:00:00 +0000 Mon, 8 Jul 2024 16:00:12 +0000 https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com Behrens House of Chaos https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/94366bf0-4f2e-40fe-8ddf-6514b6b2f4dc/0ce2fdd7-da64-4dcf-832a-c531b8bef2cf/3000x3000/houseofchaos.jpg?aid=rss_feed https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com episodic Husband and wife podcasting duo, talking about living in a house of chaos and everything that goes along with that. Our journey over the past few years has led us to want to share it with the world. The ups, the downs, and the chaos. We hope you enjoy! Chris and Katt Behrens false https://feeds.simplecast.com/ryGM7wNd humor, comedy, movies, comics, pop culture, music, pets Chris Behrens behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com f7cd2d09-5276-4c7f-ab4c-ccda0633f96c Let's Play Catch Up and Talk to In Dog Years Mon, 8 Jul 2024 16:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/lets-play-catch-up-and-talk-to-in-dog-years-qBvjubzi Let's Play Catch Up and Talk to In Dog Years Chris Behrens 01:09:13 Well, we finally finished up the podcast studio and who was our first guests? Chris' band "in dog years...". We sat down with Chris, Jason and Dana and talked about expectations and influences. Plus Katt and Chris talked about some recent news at the time. So sit back, relax, and enjoy! Well, we finally finished up the podcast studio and who was our first guests? Chris' band "in dog years...". We sat down with Chris, Jason and Dana and talked about expectations and influences. Plus Katt and Chris talked about some recent news at the time. So sit back, relax, and enjoy! false full 88 2f1992a3-5090-46bf-86e6-4e5d144772d9 Look Who's Back! Sun, 24 Mar 2024 04:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/look-whos-back-7UsKxmaP Look Who's Back! Chris Behrens 00:47:02 We're baaaack! Sorry for the time out but a lot has happened to us in the last few years. But we're here, and we're planing a great season of Behrens House of Chaos for YOU! We're baaaack! Sorry for the time out but a lot has happened to us in the last few years. But we're here, and we're planing a great season of Behrens House of Chaos for YOU! false full 87 44ccb202-e82e-4018-bc15-6ed061934708 What's Up, Date? Fri, 18 Mar 2022 22:11:08 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/whats-up-date-IiZaS2dU What's Up, Date? Chris Behrens 00:51:46 Here at Behrens House Of Chaos, we've done some thinking. Some soul-searching as people would say. We wanted to give you folks an update on our new ideas for the show. We want to re-configure our recording days and make sure that our schedules align with them. So soon, very soon, we'll be busting out the NEW episodes and our NEW times very soon. So, in the meantime, sit back, relax, and ENJOY! Here at Behrens House Of Chaos, we've done some thinking. Some soul-searching as people would say. We wanted to give you folks an update on our new ideas for the show. We want to re-configure our recording days and make sure that our schedules align with them. So soon, very soon, we'll be busting out the NEW episodes and our NEW times very soon. So, in the meantime, sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 86 7533bba0-40d6-42a1-ba1e-86e5783145bd The Pleasures Of Heating And Air Fri, 18 Feb 2022 23:42:28 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/the-pleasures-of-heating-and-air-6JQiqquJ The Pleasures Of Heating And Air Chris Behrens 00:47:33 This week we are giving our reviews on our new water heater and heating and cooling system. Strap in for one heck of a DANGEROUS episode! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY! This week we are giving our reviews on our new water heater and heating and cooling system. Strap in for one heck of a DANGEROUS episode! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 85 7d7cd83b-25ae-4598-a281-80c6fe0b5b98 Happy Valentimes Day! Sun, 13 Feb 2022 16:25:46 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/happy-valentimes-day-obvNinhK Happy Valentimes Day! Chris Behrens 00:50:46 Yes. We know it's not Valen-TIMES Day. It's actually Sunday. The day before. It's not Friday, when our usual episodes come out. It's not Saturday either. Where is this all going? I don't know. Yes. We know it's not Valen-TIMES Day. It's actually Sunday. The day before. It's not Friday, when our usual episodes come out. It's not Saturday either. Where is this all going? I don't know. false full 84 b675c135-88d3-4586-ac10-3fc7935bfdaa February Is Black History Month Fri, 4 Feb 2022 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/february-is-black-history-month-hvl2xTuv February Is Black History Month Chris Behrens 01:08:27 Welcome to February! We would like to take a moment and thank and remember Black Americans for the innovations and art they they have given us. So sit back relax and ENJOY! Welcome to February! We would like to take a moment and thank and remember Black Americans for the innovations and art they they have given us. So sit back relax and ENJOY! false full 83 aee8464d-e978-4618-8b36-8d32a4fa25ab Happy Hour Fri, 28 Jan 2022 23:20:43 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/happy-hour-685q0KKz Happy Hour Chris Behrens 00:52:31 Hey everybody! Come sit with us and enjoy a couple of ideas for COCKTAILS! Everyone just more delicious and decadent then the last. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY! Hey everybody! Come sit with us and enjoy a couple of ideas for COCKTAILS! Everyone just more delicious and decadent then the last. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 82 65707846-bef2-47c2-8837-37436267621c New Year! Let's Make Some NEW Friends! Fri, 21 Jan 2022 23:54:26 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/new-year-lets-make-some-new-friends-Xe5eA7I5 New Year! Let's Make Some NEW Friends! Chris Behrens 00:48:52 We want to apologize. We've both been sick, had a broken toe, and a brief snowstorm. But we're back baby! And today, we want to meet YOU! Get with us at BehrensHouseOfChaos@gmail.com and introduce yourself! We want to talk to YOU! Sit back, relax, and listen to us complain about how bad this year has started. ENJOY! We want to apologize. We've both been sick, had a broken toe, and a brief snowstorm. But we're back baby! And today, we want to meet YOU! Get with us at BehrensHouseOfChaos@gmail.com and introduce yourself! We want to talk to YOU! Sit back, relax, and listen to us complain about how bad this year has started. ENJOY! false full 81 4397f98e-5a9f-4e06-98c6-a151768449ce Happy New Year: Year In Review Sat, 1 Jan 2022 04:10:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/happy-new-year-year-in-review-io1Itsis Happy New Year: Year In Review Chris Behrens 00:51:06 Happy New Year EVERYBODY! In this episode we do our year in review. Sit back, watch the ball, relax, and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022! Happy New Year EVERYBODY! In this episode we do our year in review. Sit back, watch the ball, relax, and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022! false full 80 4b561008-9802-4619-9442-2f3689e69c4b Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Fri, 24 Dec 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/merry-christmas-and-happy-holidays-_vBfKJMS Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Chris Behrens 00:45:45 Happy Holidays from your friends at Behrens House Of Chaos!! Happy Holidays from your friends at Behrens House Of Chaos!! false full 79 f4dd48d2-ed80-47f1-b694-08f42e746001 EVP Friday: Ohio State Reformatory Part 3 Fri, 10 Dec 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/evp-friday-ohio-state-reformatory-part-3-pa5Rpqn6 EVP Friday: Ohio State Reformatory Part 3 Chris Behrens 01:14:16 So, tonight's episode is the final hour and a half of the infamous Ohio State Reformatory recordings! As a special bonus, the last ten minutes of the show is a LIVE listen to the tape. Let us know if YOU caught anything! So sit back, relax, and ENJOY! So, tonight's episode is the final hour and a half of the infamous Ohio State Reformatory recordings! As a special bonus, the last ten minutes of the show is a LIVE listen to the tape. Let us know if YOU caught anything! So sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 78 74b29301-8a23-4a5b-8c4f-1359bf1ebcd0 EVP Friday! Ohio State Reformatory Part 2 Fri, 3 Dec 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/evp-friday-ohio-state-reformatory-part-2-ge482w5u EVP Friday! Ohio State Reformatory Part 2 Chris Behrens 00:54:51 Today's episode is brought to you by the letters "E" "V" and "P". Finally got around to listening to my audio of the ghost hunt, and boy it's a doozy! So. Turn out the lights. Turn the volume up. And....ENJOY! Today's episode is brought to you by the letters "E" "V" and "P". Finally got around to listening to my audio of the ghost hunt, and boy it's a doozy! So. Turn out the lights. Turn the volume up. And....ENJOY! false full 77 60d9be95-911b-4634-b986-43c7b0a4afb4 Ohio State Reformatory Fri, 26 Nov 2021 23:39:07 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/ohio-state-reformatory-HNPS99_P Ohio State Reformatory Chris Behrens 01:09:46 This weeks episode is about Chris and Chris' trip to Mansfield, Ohio. We visited the Ohio State Reformatory that was built in the 1800's and closed down in the 90's. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to hear about some paranormal hijinks, and RELAX! This weeks episode is about Chris and Chris' trip to Mansfield, Ohio. We visited the Ohio State Reformatory that was built in the 1800's and closed down in the 90's. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to hear about some paranormal hijinks, and RELAX! false full 76 41ef41b4-813d-4820-ba7a-bd4fb21cd2d2 Is This Podcast Like Getting A Tooth Pulled? Sat, 20 Nov 2021 00:41:01 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/is-this-podcast-like-getting-a-tooth-pulled-2nhfL_OO Is This Podcast Like Getting A Tooth Pulled? Chris Behrens 00:45:37 We're going to explain why we haven't podded in a while. Is it "podded"? Casted? Podcasted? Well whatever it is, sit back, relax, and ENJOY! We're going to explain why we haven't podded in a while. Is it "podded"? Casted? Podcasted? Well whatever it is, sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 75 647047a4-0fd8-4cdd-babc-975588d39b11 All That Is Good Must Come To An End... Fri, 29 Oct 2021 22:50:36 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/all-that-is-good-must-come-to-an-end-QjioCuxA All That Is Good Must Come To An End... Chris Behrens 01:08:46 Welp, the end of October is upon us. Today we talk about the month we love and some interesting facts that you can spread around your Halloween party. Plus, stick around the ole Behrens House Of Chaos with our upcoming field trip to Cleveland. So sit back, break open that Halloween candy, and ENJOY! PS: Did you know that no one knows what the Monster Mash really sounds like? The song is about the Monster Mash but it isn't the actual song Boris was singing about. There, now you know. Welp, the end of October is upon us. Today we talk about the month we love and some interesting facts that you can spread around your Halloween party. Plus, stick around the ole Behrens House Of Chaos with our upcoming field trip to Cleveland. So sit back, break open that Halloween candy, and ENJOY! PS: Did you know that no one knows what the Monster Mash really sounds like? The song is about the Monster Mash but it isn't the actual song Boris was singing about. There, now you know. false full 74 3f01c90e-5bce-4bbd-938c-5e6184c8d0ba No Ghost Zone with Laura Camby-Mccaskill Wed, 27 Oct 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/no-ghost-zone-with-laura-camby-mccaskill-_BI0k04C No Ghost Zone with Laura Camby-Mccaskill Chris Behrens 00:59:06 Today's guest is our good friend, Laura Camby-Mccaskill! We talk no-go ghost zones and animal rescues! So sit back, relax and ENJOY! Today's guest is our good friend, Laura Camby-Mccaskill! We talk no-go ghost zones and animal rescues! So sit back, relax and ENJOY! false full 72 94b4ab37-6900-4d41-92c0-3e7e11be9616 Cleveland Monster Club 2021 Fri, 22 Oct 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/cleveland-monster-club-2021-_xkxO4_o Cleveland Monster Club 2021 Chris Behrens 00:58:15 Tonight we're joined by Sister Psycho and Mopar Monster from CLEVELAND MONSTER CLUB. We catch up with some wonderful friends and talk spooky trips and scary movies! Sit back, relax and ENJOY! Tonight we're joined by Sister Psycho and Mopar Monster from CLEVELAND MONSTER CLUB. We catch up with some wonderful friends and talk spooky trips and scary movies! Sit back, relax and ENJOY! false full 73 717f300c-2ce0-4ba8-837c-29cb13aaebd7 Paranormal Experience LIVE! Fri, 15 Oct 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/paranormal-experience-live-_fvkNdCf Paranormal Experience LIVE! Chris Behrens 00:51:04 This weeks episode is a weird one. We brought on our son, Chris, to tell us about some paranormal experiences he's been having in his apartment. Towards the end of the show, WE pick up some strange noises on our mics. So sit back, lean forward, turn that volume up and GET SPOOKY! This weeks episode is a weird one. We brought on our son, Chris, to tell us about some paranormal experiences he's been having in his apartment. Towards the end of the show, WE pick up some strange noises on our mics. So sit back, lean forward, turn that volume up and GET SPOOKY! false full 71 c52099f4-b66a-4e3e-a1e7-4cd76c6e03f6 Halloween The First! Fri, 8 Oct 2021 22:03:06 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/halloween-the-first-9D_lwv9w Halloween The First! Chris Behrens 00:46:36 First OFFICIAL podcast of Halloween season! Just giving some teasers on what to expect this month! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY! First OFFICIAL podcast of Halloween season! Just giving some teasers on what to expect this month! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 70 e453410d-24a5-4fa4-a981-337e6451a427 Sixty-Nine Sat, 2 Oct 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/sixty-nine-vpje4UFt Sixty-Nine Chris Behrens 00:33:32 Hey, hey, hey! Episode 69! Boy are we gonna have fun with this one. Sit back, relax, put your head in someone's lap and ENJOY! Hey, hey, hey! Episode 69! Boy are we gonna have fun with this one. Sit back, relax, put your head in someone's lap and ENJOY! false full 69 87e4727e-160c-4d9d-901d-330105b3622a Quick Message From BHoC Fri, 1 Oct 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/quick-message-from-bhoc-HV3Y6rhL Quick Message From BHoC Chris Behrens 00:01:31 We'll see you all tomorrow at 6:00 pm EST! 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]]> A Podcast To Enlighten Chris Behrens 00:53:41 On today's episode we talk about Matt King's and James Edward Clark's graphic novel "Tales To Enlighten". Please support artists and writers, They make the world a better place. We also pull some of our other shenanigan's and talk about some more chaos around BHoC! So sit back, relax, and ENJOY! On today's episode we talk about Matt King's and James Edward Clark's graphic novel "Tales To Enlighten". Please support artists and writers, They make the world a better place. We also pull some of our other shenanigan's and talk about some more chaos around BHoC! So sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 67 93ad650f-734b-4789-b116-562cf1bdab0d Vacay And Chris' New Workout Fri, 10 Sep 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/vacay-and-chris-new-workout-8iTs8P9_ Vacay And Chris' New Workout Chris Behrens 00:48:10 Sorry we weren't here for you last week! But on today's show we have a pretty good reason to tell you. We've been giving the ol' BHoC a facelift. But that didn't stop us from doing some other things like watching some bears in the wild and picking up new tantric breathing exercises. But now, we're sharing it with you. ENJOY! Sorry we weren't here for you last week! But on today's show we have a pretty good reason to tell you. We've been giving the ol' BHoC a facelift. But that didn't stop us from doing some other things like watching some bears in the wild and picking up new tantric breathing exercises. But now, we're sharing it with you. ENJOY! false full 66 4adf6bde-65eb-4033-818b-282be082a688 Thanks For the Memoir-ies Sat, 28 Aug 2021 01:01:04 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/thanks-for-the-memoir-ies-TZ_pOFMu Thanks For the Memoir-ies Chris Behrens 00:55:01 Today we discuss Chris' hot new idea for his name-dropping, explicit autobiography; Don't Eat Food You Find In Your Rental Car and Other Stories. Send us a bizarre story about a time that you and Chris had and you may find yourself in the tell-all book. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY! Today we discuss Chris' hot new idea for his name-dropping, explicit autobiography; Don't Eat Food You Find In Your Rental Car and Other Stories. Send us a bizarre story about a time that you and Chris had and you may find yourself in the tell-all book. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 65 7bb67acf-8514-4ec1-a091-bbff0612d643 Help Asheville Bears Help Asheville Bears

]]> Fri, 20 Aug 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/help-asheville-bears-RG0J8Me2 Help Asheville Bears

]]> Help Asheville Bears Chris Behrens 01:12:38 Happy Friday once again! Today we had Jody Williams stop by the House of Bear-ens and talk about Help Asheville Bears! This is an important issue for us and we'd love it if you would follow them on Facebook and sign the petition! Sooooo...sit back, relax, and ENJOY! Happy Friday once again! Today we had Jody Williams stop by the House of Bear-ens and talk about Help Asheville Bears! This is an important issue for us and we'd love it if you would follow them on Facebook and sign the petition! Sooooo...sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 64 6a72d7b9-2d9b-4202-9cd8-cfee5b68ed4f Bear-ens House Of Bears!! Fri, 13 Aug 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/bear-ens-house-of-bears-VoQ_GIFa Bear-ens House Of Bears!! Chris Behrens 00:42:52 We had a special visitor to the House of Chaos this week! Also, Free Comic Book Day is Tomorrow! How many cool things can happen in one week? Sit back, relax, and buy some comics! ENJOY! We had a special visitor to the House of Chaos this week! Also, Free Comic Book Day is Tomorrow! How many cool things can happen in one week? Sit back, relax, and buy some comics! ENJOY! false full 63 5bbef595-5a78-4db5-94bb-7436e0736d32 We're Gonna Start A PATREON! Fri, 6 Aug 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/were-gonna-start-a-patreon-uBxZ82cj We're Gonna Start A PATREON! Chris Behrens 00:35:46 Short show today folks, but we wanted everyone to know that we're working on a Patreon! We've thrown out some ideas, now it's YOUR turn! BehrensHouseOfChaos@gmail.com if there's some stuff that you would love to see as rewards or special episodes ONLY available on our Patreon account! Sit back, Relax, and WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLUE EGG MONKEY!!!! Enjoy! Short show today folks, but we wanted everyone to know that we're working on a Patreon! We've thrown out some ideas, now it's YOUR turn! BehrensHouseOfChaos@gmail.com if there's some stuff that you would love to see as rewards or special episodes ONLY available on our Patreon account! Sit back, Relax, and WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLUE EGG MONKEY!!!! Enjoy! false trailer 7203b2f7-a5cb-47c3-97a7-0734e4d64e13 Sadly, The Last Day of Naked July Fri, 30 Jul 2021 22:03:55 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/sadly-the-last-day-of-naked-july-9r9of9UQ Sadly, The Last Day of Naked July Chris Behrens 01:09:38 Well, today is the last day of Naked July. We've had a fun month, hope you have too. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY! Well, today is the last day of Naked July. We've had a fun month, hope you have too. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 62 1c589187-118d-4d43-9811-66262e48998f Nudie Cutie House of Chaos Fri, 23 Jul 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/nudie-cutie-house-of-chaos-fbuh3Ol0 Nudie Cutie House of Chaos Chris Behrens 00:59:46 Well another week of Nude Chris! This week we're talking about some of the most NUDERIFIC scenes. Sit back, relax, take something off, and ENJOY! Well another week of Nude Chris! This week we're talking about some of the most NUDERIFIC scenes. Sit back, relax, take something off, and ENJOY! false full 61 b9f38141-1e49-405c-ae31-d93114738c34 Warts And All Fri, 16 Jul 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/warts-and-all-7mF2N9cG Warts And All Chris Behrens 00:42:01 On today's episode, we have a really BIG announcement to make! PLUS: Chris is STILL celebrating Naked July and Katt is playing footsie under the table. It's crazy here at our House Of Chaos! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY! On today's episode, we have a really BIG announcement to make! PLUS: Chris is STILL celebrating Naked July and Katt is playing footsie under the table. It's crazy here at our House Of Chaos! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 60 5f302385-c91d-4a96-8653-d893a257aa10 Le Podcast Nu Fri, 9 Jul 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/le-podcast-nu-wiMPUKoZ Le Podcast Nu Chris Behrens 00:57:14 On today's show, we talk about nudity and living au natural. So come on in, take off those clothes, and ENJOY! On today's show, we talk about nudity and living au natural. So come on in, take off those clothes, and ENJOY! false full 59 b3e085b2-bc35-493a-92e7-4903134acb21 I Think We Need A Bigger Boat... Fri, 2 Jul 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/i-think-we-need-a-bigger-boat-_REE84pC I Think We Need A Bigger Boat... Chris Behrens 00:59:16 Today's episode is brought to you by the letter "B" and "S" and the number "2". So, come on down to Sesame Street, sit back, punch a muppet, and ENJOY! Today's episode is brought to you by the letter "B" and "S" and the number "2". So, come on down to Sesame Street, sit back, punch a muppet, and ENJOY! false full 58 54d4f4e1-1680-41bc-b76d-508a7a7f5bdf Father's Day Special! Sun, 20 Jun 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/fathers-day-special-qNfUY4k6 Father's Day Special! Chris Behrens 01:15:01 Happy Father's Day, all you dads!!! Special show, with special guests Jason, Kera and Sweet Lou! We talk about some Father's Day facts and share deep dark feelings about our dads. Happy Father's Day, all you dads!!! Special show, with special guests Jason, Kera and Sweet Lou! We talk about some Father's Day facts and share deep dark feelings about our dads. false bonus 00b1a4b8-3711-4f0b-8178-4fb27c8578dc Restaurants For The End Of The World Modern Toilet Restaurant 

Dans Le Noir 

Condoms And Cabbages

Ithaa Restaurant

Dinner In The Sky

Heart Attack Grill 

After being open for 15 years, the NYC eatery, NINJA, is closed. 

]]> Fri, 18 Jun 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/restaurants-for-the-end-of-the-world-rgqy66EG Modern Toilet Restaurant 

Dans Le Noir 

Condoms And Cabbages

Ithaa Restaurant

Dinner In The Sky

Heart Attack Grill 

After being open for 15 years, the NYC eatery, NINJA, is closed. 

]]> Restaurants For The End Of The World Chris Behrens 01:01:19 Today we share some of the most interesting restaurants from around the world! Pull up a seat, get that napkin out, and Bon Appetit! Today we share some of the most interesting restaurants from around the world! Pull up a seat, get that napkin out, and Bon Appetit! false full 57 63c461ea-0a07-44e1-970a-fb70b34c9063 Katt Gets Her Revenge!!! Fri, 4 Jun 2021 22:20:27 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/katt-gets-her-revenge-LcGLCSO5 Katt Gets Her Revenge!!! Chris Behrens 01:08:11 On today's show, the tables have turned! Katt's got some questions of her own. Will Chris answer correctly? Will there be any juicy tidbits along the way? Probably, no. Sit back, relax, and ENJOY! On today's show, the tables have turned! Katt's got some questions of her own. Will Chris answer correctly? Will there be any juicy tidbits along the way? Probably, no. Sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 56 006c9317-14b9-49fa-becc-48c71766c36c We're Laughing, Why Aren't YOU Laughing? Fri, 21 May 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/were-laughing-why-arent-you-laughing-zj6tBhOx We're Laughing, Why Aren't YOU Laughing? Chris Behrens 01:03:32 Today's show is dedicated to Dad jokes, freaks, and some geeks! Sit back, kick off those New Balance sneakers, and ENJOY! Today's show is dedicated to Dad jokes, freaks, and some geeks! Sit back, kick off those New Balance sneakers, and ENJOY! false full 55 700713b7-2946-49a7-beb8-ec42b7bf991c How Lucky Is She, To Be Married To Me...(a poem)...(not really)...(a poem, i mean) Fri, 14 May 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/how-lucky-is-she-to-be-married-to-mea-poemnot-reallya-poem-i-mean-6ro2HzLZ How Lucky Is She, To Be Married To Me...(a poem)...(not really)...(a poem, i mean) Chris Behrens 01:00:46 Today we quiz Katt on how well she knows her man. I guess we're on a little game show kick. Sit back, relax, learn some weird stuff about our marriage, and ENJOY! Today we quiz Katt on how well she knows her man. I guess we're on a little game show kick. Sit back, relax, learn some weird stuff about our marriage, and ENJOY! false full 54 e6972d64-cb37-42ca-8c5b-9c8e5ddd736f Don't Listen to This Episode Fri, 7 May 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/dont-listen-to-this-episode-c_h_zOxW Don't Listen to This Episode Chris Behrens 01:15:18 Well. That's some mysterious episode title. Don't listen to it. We dare you. We Double Dog dare you. If you do, sit back, relax and ENJOY! Well. That's some mysterious episode title. Don't listen to it. We dare you. We Double Dog dare you. If you do, sit back, relax and ENJOY! false full 53 48eb6ca3-eea2-496f-8d86-fb015b312427 Contest Episode! Fri, 30 Apr 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/contest-episode-dz88AXlY Contest Episode! Chris Behrens 00:44:21 This week is our first CONTEST episode! Without further ado, we're going to let DINK DIRKLEY tell you what's going on...Dink? DINK DIRKLEY: Hola Muchachos! Dink here, to tell you about an excellent contest Behrens House of Chaos is promoting! They have five "What Am I?" questions, and if you are the lucky one to answer more than Katt did (heh) you could win a $25 egift card to Walmart or Amazon! Here's your questions: 1: When I go in, I can cause some pain. I'll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit not swallow. What am I? 2: What gets longer when it's pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly and works well when jerked? 3: What's soft and wet on the inside , while hard and hairy on the outside? The word begins with "C" ends in "T" and there's a "U" and an "N" between them? 4: What goes in dry and hard but comes out wet and soft? 5: Over 1,000 people went down on me, I wasn't a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I? So listen to the episode, think HARD and LONG about these questions, remember NO CHEATING, and ENJOY! This contest is not promoted by Walmart or Amazon. Send entries to BehrensHouseofChaos@gmail.com Winner will be announced on the May 7th episode. This week is our first CONTEST episode! Without further ado, we're going to let DINK DIRKLEY tell you what's going on...Dink? DINK DIRKLEY: Hola Muchachos! Dink here, to tell you about an excellent contest Behrens House of Chaos is promoting! They have five "What Am I?" questions, and if you are the lucky one to answer more than Katt did (heh) you could win a $25 egift card to Walmart or Amazon! Here's your questions: 1: When I go in, I can cause some pain. I'll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit not swallow. What am I? 2: What gets longer when it's pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly and works well when jerked? 3: What's soft and wet on the inside , while hard and hairy on the outside? The word begins with "C" ends in "T" and there's a "U" and an "N" between them? 4: What goes in dry and hard but comes out wet and soft? 5: Over 1,000 people went down on me, I wasn't a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I? So listen to the episode, think HARD and LONG about these questions, remember NO CHEATING, and ENJOY! This contest is not promoted by Walmart or Amazon. Send entries to BehrensHouseofChaos@gmail.com Winner will be announced on the May 7th episode. false full 52 335ed38b-ca8d-4cc9-9f54-88d71454eedf Sadly, This Is Our Cursed Episode Fri, 16 Apr 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/sadly-this-is-our-cursed-episode-4fcRgFF0 Sadly, This Is Our Cursed Episode Chris Behrens 00:57:50 Today's episode has been CURSED! Sadly, we can't doo anything about it. But we're talking about our home projects and new wildlife visitors to the ole House Of Chaos. Sadly, we can't let them in, you should never do that. So sit back, have a treat, and ENJOY! Sadly, Behrens House of Chaos is not responsible for the curse and if it follows you home and infects the rest of your family and friends, sadly. Today's episode has been CURSED! Sadly, we can't doo anything about it. But we're talking about our home projects and new wildlife visitors to the ole House Of Chaos. Sadly, we can't let them in, you should never do that. So sit back, have a treat, and ENJOY! Sadly, Behrens House of Chaos is not responsible for the curse and if it follows you home and infects the rest of your family and friends, sadly. false full 51 84f4b937-16f8-4335-91c7-d3501259d242 Fun At Fifty! Fri, 2 Apr 2021 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/fun-at-fifty-Psl_kDAA Fun At Fifty! Chris Behrens 00:55:53 It's our FIFTITH episode! Sit back and listen to us just complain about, almost, ANYTHING! We've had a great fifty episodes and we're looking forward to many, many MORE! See ya next week. It's our FIFTITH episode! Sit back and listen to us just complain about, almost, ANYTHING! We've had a great fifty episodes and we're looking forward to many, many MORE! See ya next week. false full 50 a06e24ad-94f9-4aeb-b825-307dce0c633c Not Yer Dad's F'in Comics! Episode Number One Michaels

Cheap Joes

Mr. K's Used Books

My Comics For Sale

Thee Astronaut Twitter @DoktorX_Komik

Thee Astronaut Instagram doktor_x_komik

 

]]> Thu, 1 Apr 2021 00:07:06 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/not-yer-dads-fin-comics-episode-number-one-wGwyVrup Michaels

Cheap Joes

Mr. K's Used Books

My Comics For Sale

Thee Astronaut Twitter @DoktorX_Komik

Thee Astronaut Instagram doktor_x_komik

 

]]> Not Yer Dad's F'in Comics! Episode Number One Chris Behrens 00:40:45 Anew show from one half the mind behind Behrens House of Chaos! We're talking comics! Making comics. Reading comics. Watching comic book movies and shows. On this weeks episode I'm talking about starting out on that road of MAKING COMICS. Shout out to some art supply stores, and this weeks pick: Danial Warren Johnson's Beta Ray Bill. Anew show from one half the mind behind Behrens House of Chaos! We're talking comics! Making comics. Reading comics. Watching comic book movies and shows. On this weeks episode I'm talking about starting out on that road of MAKING COMICS. Shout out to some art supply stores, and this weeks pick: Danial Warren Johnson's Beta Ray Bill. #comicbooks, #comiccreator, #comicart, #talkingcomics, #nerdcast, #artistofinstagram, #makingcomics, #artistoftwitter, #comicpodcast, #comics false bonus a909f2f5-a24c-471b-a2d5-f7c3d33564d4 Apparently, Laws That Chris Has Broken With Out Knowing It Sat, 27 Mar 2021 00:39:17 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/apparently-laws-that-chris-has-broken-with-out-knowing-it-EBnya8Ex Apparently, Laws That Chris Has Broken With Out Knowing It Chris Behrens 01:05:11 On tonight's episode, we talk about some crazy laws in our state, North Carolina. Thee Astronaut available at IndyPlanet.com/TheeAstronaut Coming this Wednesday, the "Not Yer Dad's F'in Comics Podcast" is releasing! Sit back, get a cold Pepsi, and ENJOY! On tonight's episode, we talk about some crazy laws in our state, North Carolina. Thee Astronaut available at IndyPlanet.com/TheeAstronaut Coming this Wednesday, the "Not Yer Dad's F'in Comics Podcast" is releasing! Sit back, get a cold Pepsi, and ENJOY! false full 49 9138b6fb-0e54-4131-947f-96b96baacee0 Around The Neighborhood Fri, 19 Mar 2021 22:13:14 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/around-the-neighborhood-JsCtT68U Around The Neighborhood Chris Behrens 01:06:19 On today's episode, we talk about an unsolved cold case from around our neck of the woods. So, don't go hiking, sit back, and as always, ENJOY! On today's episode, we talk about an unsolved cold case from around our neck of the woods. So, don't go hiking, sit back, and as always, ENJOY! false full 48 8e0bd2b1-1c08-45ea-8ef1-0a0d8df49680 Kinks and Fetishes Part 3 Fri, 12 Mar 2021 23:41:57 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/kinks-and-fetishes-part-3-XCZMC95F Kinks and Fetishes Part 3 Chris Behrens 01:34:21 On today's episode we talk about some of the REALLY weird fetishes! Sit back, get ready to laugh, and ENJOY! On today's episode we talk about some of the REALLY weird fetishes! Sit back, get ready to laugh, and ENJOY! false full 47 e3e25b27-69e7-4be0-86d7-13f64886f794 Kinks and Fetishes Part 2 Fri, 5 Mar 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/kinks-and-fetishes-part-2-C5VvsG0A Kinks and Fetishes Part 2 Chris Behrens 01:19:31 On today's episode, we continue our talk about the sexy side of life. Join us as we talk about positions, toys, and FURNITURE!? WARNING!! We are talking about themes of an adult nature, listener discretion is ADVISED. On today's episode, we continue our talk about the sexy side of life. Join us as we talk about positions, toys, and FURNITURE!? WARNING!! We are talking about themes of an adult nature, listener discretion is ADVISED. over 18, adult toys, fetish, kink, naughty false full 46 ea2183f6-81e0-4a85-b33a-c36c050f33cf Kinks and Fetishes Part 1 Fri, 26 Feb 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/kinks-and-fetishes-part-1-XjzPDVeE Kinks and Fetishes Part 1 Chris Behrens 01:37:18 Ahhh Spring, when the world starts warming up, blooming, and the sound of whips and chains are in the air! Today we talk about Fetishes and Kinks for the vanilla crowd. Stay tuned, you just may hear something that tickles (or spanks) your fancy. ENJOY! Ahhh Spring, when the world starts warming up, blooming, and the sound of whips and chains are in the air! Today we talk about Fetishes and Kinks for the vanilla crowd. Stay tuned, you just may hear something that tickles (or spanks) your fancy. ENJOY! #kink, #over18only, #consent, #bdsm, #fetish true full 45 a815b05a-4c9b-48c2-9b5c-3b7d6921ae3e Vampires, Zombies, and Things That Go BUMP In the Night Fri, 19 Feb 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/vampires-zombies-and-things-that-go-bump-in-the-night-UlgqpRSc Vampires, Zombies, and Things That Go BUMP In the Night Chris Behrens 01:18:41 On today's episode, we talk about Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies! We also recommend a couple of movies for you folks to watch. Look up at the moon, crawl out of the coffin, or appear in a puff of smoke, and Enjoy! On today's episode, we talk about Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies! We also recommend a couple of movies for you folks to watch. Look up at the moon, crawl out of the coffin, or appear in a puff of smoke, and Enjoy! false full 44 aba33882-5ba4-47ef-bbf3-2a26735ab08a Possession Is Nine Tenths of the Law Fri, 12 Feb 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/possession-is-nine-tenths-of-the-law-J1hy55ZS Possession Is Nine Tenths of the Law Chris Behrens 01:27:50 Today's episode is about ghosts, haunted items, and possession. We had a lot of fun talking about this stuff and we share some horror movies that use this as their plots. Enjoy! Today's episode is about ghosts, haunted items, and possession. We had a lot of fun talking about this stuff and we share some horror movies that use this as their plots. Enjoy! false full 43 44566b78-60a2-4ef5-94e2-fac10774e8ef Talkin 'Bout My Reincarnation (and Other Stuff) Fri, 5 Feb 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/talkin-bout-my-reincarnation-and-other-stuff-M67Vo9cs Talkin 'Bout My Reincarnation (and Other Stuff) Chris Behrens 01:14:44 In today's episode, we talk about miracles, Near-death experiences, and reincarnation. Also some facts about New Orleans's famous Voodoo Queen. Sit back, get your snacks, we're in this one for the long haul! ENJOY! In today's episode, we talk about miracles, Near-death experiences, and reincarnation. Also some facts about New Orleans's famous Voodoo Queen. Sit back, get your snacks, we're in this one for the long haul! ENJOY! false full 42 219ba59b-72f9-4663-ab63-c79a88728d42 Talking About Those Witches #Rode

#Rodecaster

]]> Fri, 29 Jan 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/talking-about-those-witches-pOGg8VqU #Rode

#Rodecaster

]]> Talking About Those Witches Chris Behrens 01:13:20 Today's we talk about witches. Get that cauldron heated up, stir in some eye of newt and toe of frog and ENJOY! Today's we talk about witches. Get that cauldron heated up, stir in some eye of newt and toe of frog and ENJOY! false full 41 b89c5552-1122-41c7-8e51-2638b2248c58 Dial BHOC For MURDER #JackAndCoke

#Rode

#RodeCaster

]]> Fri, 22 Jan 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/dial-bhoc-for-murder-HI5A1fYU #JackAndCoke

#Rode

#RodeCaster

]]> Dial BHOC For MURDER Chris Behrens 00:57:45 Today's episode is absolute MURDER! JK! We talk about factual and fictional murders. Which were real? Which were just stories? PLUS we discuss this weeks inauguration of Pres. Joe Biden! Sit back, relax and enjoy1 Today's episode is absolute MURDER! JK! We talk about factual and fictional murders. Which were real? Which were just stories? PLUS we discuss this weeks inauguration of Pres. Joe Biden! Sit back, relax and enjoy1 false full 40 b20b1b4b-f58d-4fbb-900b-9b6c5a62991d On This Day... #Skittles

#JoanneRogers

#KurtGodel

#RodeCaster

]]> Sun, 17 Jan 2021 00:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/on-this-day-ulTcBX14 #Skittles

#JoanneRogers

#KurtGodel

#RodeCaster

]]> On This Day... Chris Behrens 00:53:30 On today's episode, we talk about the WHO's WHAT's and WHY's that happened on todays date! Sit back, and as always, ENJOY! On today's episode, we talk about the WHO's WHAT's and WHY's that happened on todays date! Sit back, and as always, ENJOY! false full 39 a7b161cc-7f64-4cb5-83f8-a0868878ad60 New Year, Who Dis? New Phone Who Dis? Game

Gold Emblem Circus Peanuts

Thee Astronaut Comics

]]> Fri, 8 Jan 2021 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/new-year-who-dis-cw7bCZ2i New Phone Who Dis? Game

Gold Emblem Circus Peanuts

Thee Astronaut Comics

]]> New Year, Who Dis? Chris Behrens 00:50:50 Our first episode of 2021! Chris picked up the card game, New Phone Who Dis? and we gave it a try! Sit back, have a drink, and ENJOY! Our first episode of 2021! Chris picked up the card game, New Phone Who Dis? and we gave it a try! Sit back, have a drink, and ENJOY! false full 38 d82ee18b-522d-4210-9975-b4712157825b We're BAAAAAAACK!!!... THEE ASTRONAUT & DOKTOR X KOMIKS

New China Restaurant Brevard NC

Comic Envy Asheville NC

Orbit DVD Asheville NC

Casa Torres Mexican Restaurant Arden NC

]]> Fri, 11 Dec 2020 21:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/were-baaaaaaack-DnNBWU0i THEE ASTRONAUT & DOKTOR X KOMIKS

New China Restaurant Brevard NC

Comic Envy Asheville NC

Orbit DVD Asheville NC

Casa Torres Mexican Restaurant Arden NC

]]> We're BAAAAAAACK!!!... Chris Behrens 00:55:22 Today's episode is in memory of Dodgezilla. We critique the NEW Kia K5! Also, some emails came in, we remember Richard Corben, and of course, we talk talk talk....ENJOY! Today's episode is in memory of Dodgezilla. We critique the NEW Kia K5! Also, some emails came in, we remember Richard Corben, and of course, we talk talk talk....ENJOY! false full 37 f8a262c2-e205-4206-a73f-db37e80e087b The Vacation Is Over! Let's Get Back To Business! IndyPlanet

Chris' Insta

]]> Fri, 20 Nov 2020 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/the-vacation-is-over-lets-get-back-to-business-4zlJ3JhD IndyPlanet

Chris' Insta

]]> The Vacation Is Over! Let's Get Back To Business! Chris Behrens 01:12:01 Today we give an update on what's been going on since the end of October. Sit back, kick off yer shoes and let's PARTY! Enjoy! P.S. You can now buy Doktor X and Thee Astronaut comics online @ IndyPlanet.com link down below. P.P.S. These comics are NOT FOR KIDS! P.P.S.S Okay, now you can enjoy the show! Today we give an update on what's been going on since the end of October. Sit back, kick off yer shoes and let's PARTY! Enjoy! P.S. You can now buy Doktor X and Thee Astronaut comics online @ IndyPlanet.com link down below. P.P.S. These comics are NOT FOR KIDS! P.P.S.S Okay, now you can enjoy the show! false full 36 1e763b0c-4a57-4224-8540-e7eccef2544e SHOCK-Tober Review! Doktor X and Thee Astronaut comics now available through IndyPlanet

]]> Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:46:27 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/shock-tober-review-__U8yvmd Doktor X and Thee Astronaut comics now available through IndyPlanet

]]> SHOCK-Tober Review! Chris Behrens 00:48:12 Tonight we review our month's long October celebration! We had so much fun this month and we, here at Casa de Chaos, hope you did too. Sit back, listen and ENJOY! Be sure to join Katt and Chris Podcasting Duo on Facebook for our final LIVE on CAMERA Super Duper Podcast! Tonight we review our month's long October celebration! We had so much fun this month and we, here at Casa de Chaos, hope you did too. Sit back, listen and ENJOY! Be sure to join Katt and Chris Podcasting Duo on Facebook for our final LIVE on CAMERA Super Duper Podcast! false full 35 2f6f867a-e0a1-40d1-93c5-549cbe552c4f Top 10 Favorite Horror Comics 10. Night of the Living Dead (Tom Skulan/Eric Stanway/Carlos Kastro/Eric Meheu)

9. Lot 13 (Steve Niles/Glenn Fabry)

8.Crossed (Garth Ennis/Jacen Burrows)

7. Frankenstein Alive, Alive! (Steve Niles/Bernie Wrightson)

Honorable Mention

         Amon: The Darkside of Devilman (Go Nagai/Yu Kinutani) ANY of the Devilman Series

6. Moonshine (Brian Azzarello/Eduardo Risso)

5. GYO - Or ANYTHING else by him... (Junji Ito)

4. Requiem (Pat Mills/Ledroit)

3. Dead World (Stuart Kerr/Vincent Locke)

2. Nameless (Grant Morrison/Chris Burnham)

1. Providence (Alan Moore/Jacen Burrows)

]]> Wed, 28 Oct 2020 22:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/top-10-favorite-horror-comics-jX_8N6y7 10. Night of the Living Dead (Tom Skulan/Eric Stanway/Carlos Kastro/Eric Meheu)

9. Lot 13 (Steve Niles/Glenn Fabry)

8.Crossed (Garth Ennis/Jacen Burrows)

7. Frankenstein Alive, Alive! (Steve Niles/Bernie Wrightson)

Honorable Mention

         Amon: The Darkside of Devilman (Go Nagai/Yu Kinutani) ANY of the Devilman Series

6. Moonshine (Brian Azzarello/Eduardo Risso)

5. GYO - Or ANYTHING else by him... (Junji Ito)

4. Requiem (Pat Mills/Ledroit)

3. Dead World (Stuart Kerr/Vincent Locke)

2. Nameless (Grant Morrison/Chris Burnham)

1. Providence (Alan Moore/Jacen Burrows)

]]> Top 10 Favorite Horror Comics Chris Behrens 01:05:17 Today Chris sits down with his son, Chris to talk HORROR COMICS. This bonus episode is rated M for mature themes! ENJOY! Today Chris sits down with his son, Chris to talk HORROR COMICS. This bonus episode is rated M for mature themes! ENJOY! true bonus 620eb68c-40d0-477b-a2ed-4e4149a6c7bf Talking Myths, Legends, and Scary Ghosts Haunted NC roadtrip

Scary Haunted Road trip

Haunted NC Hotels

]]> Fri, 23 Oct 2020 21:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/talking-myths-legends-and-scary-ghosts-U4ILZIbA Haunted NC roadtrip

Scary Haunted Road trip

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]]> Talking Myths, Legends, and Scary Ghosts Chris Behrens 01:03:37 Today we talk about some local haunted spots and legends. Chris gets some spooky mood music going while Katt spins some creepy tales...ENJOY! Today we talk about some local haunted spots and legends. Chris gets some spooky mood music going while Katt spins some creepy tales...ENJOY! false full 34 d5eac376-3568-4d26-9104-0e36b127ad1a Halloween Memories with Bree Wed, 21 Oct 2020 21:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/halloween-memories-with-bree-XhvdFruU Halloween Memories with Bree Chris Behrens 01:09:06 On today's episode we talk to our daughter Bree. We reminisce past holidays and talk about some of her favorite horror movies! ENJOY! On today's episode we talk to our daughter Bree. We reminisce past holidays and talk about some of her favorite horror movies! ENJOY! false full 33 3af387b8-bd2e-4dfb-b54a-960b65bb9dcf Happy Shocktober with Laura Camby McCaskill Author Page

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]]> Happy Shocktober with Laura Camby McCaskill Chris Behrens 01:30:39 Today we spoke with our friend Laura Camby McCaskill. She's here to talk about Halloween and some creepy crawlies she's met in the last few months since we had talked. Plus, we talk to her about some of the creepy places around Asheville. Enjoy! Today we spoke with our friend Laura Camby McCaskill. She's here to talk about Halloween and some creepy crawlies she's met in the last few months since we had talked. Plus, we talk to her about some of the creepy places around Asheville. Enjoy! true full 32 c2351ff3-22bb-4ad9-94d3-c12c06b0e1aa The Cleveland Monster Club Facebook

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]]> Wed, 14 Oct 2020 20:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/the-cleveland-monster-club-rpMoqW_2 Facebook

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]]> The Cleveland Monster Club Chris Behrens 01:00:26 Today we talk with Sister Psycho and Reverend Morbid from the Cleveland Monster Club! SPOOKY HAPPENING ALERT! Our audio went out during our call to them, we could hear them but they couldn't hear us...all after talking about Black Magik...SCARY!!! Sit back, turn the lights down and ENJOY! Today we talk with Sister Psycho and Reverend Morbid from the Cleveland Monster Club! SPOOKY HAPPENING ALERT! Our audio went out during our call to them, we could hear them but they couldn't hear us...all after talking about Black Magik...SCARY!!! Sit back, turn the lights down and ENJOY! false full 31 88f9de1c-f482-4876-b306-536785501c34 House Of Chaos' Podcast At Night Sat, 10 Oct 2020 23:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/house-of-chaos-podcast-at-night-0hG2U3ce House Of Chaos' Podcast At Night Chris Behrens 01:06:00 Tonight's Special Episode is a review of the movie The Crazies (1973) and it's remake (2010). Chris and V compare and contrast the two movies, and hopefully make you want to see BOTH! Sit back, get some popcorn, and as always....Enjoy! Tonight's Special Episode is a review of the movie The Crazies (1973) and it's remake (2010). Chris and V compare and contrast the two movies, and hopefully make you want to see BOTH! Sit back, get some popcorn, and as always....Enjoy! false full 30 94b62e85-056a-4a7f-97ba-56ae6a5c4e11 George Lunsford: Author, Actor, Myth-Finder Actor Facebook

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]]> Fri, 9 Oct 2020 20:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/george-lunsford-author-actor-myth-finder-S6ucywjP Actor Facebook

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]]> George Lunsford: Author, Actor, Myth-Finder Chris Behrens 00:55:49 Happy Spooktober Everyone! Today's special guest is George Lunsford. He's an author, podcaster, and legend spinner from the Asheville area. George tells us some interesting facts about our neck of the woods. Enjoy! Happy Spooktober Everyone! Today's special guest is George Lunsford. He's an author, podcaster, and legend spinner from the Asheville area. George tells us some interesting facts about our neck of the woods. Enjoy! false full 29 87128221-ea6d-4ae8-b21a-cd00c38c1904 Paranormal Experiences Wed, 7 Oct 2020 20:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/paranormal-experiences-KDLAH8j2 Paranormal Experiences Chris Behrens 01:08:05 We sit down with our good friend Jamey Burgess to talk to him about some paranormal activities he's experienced at TWO. DIFFERENT. HOMES. Sit back, turn the lights down and ENJOY! We sit down with our good friend Jamey Burgess to talk to him about some paranormal activities he's experienced at TWO. DIFFERENT. HOMES. Sit back, turn the lights down and ENJOY! false full 28 055eea28-ac4c-4f20-884b-0e54717efd2a Halloween Time Is HERE! Fri, 2 Oct 2020 20:00:00 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/halloween-time-is-here-F8KL_37B Halloween Time Is HERE! Chris Behrens 00:52:15 Today is the first Friday of October, and you know what THAT means, HALLOWEEN! Today we sit down with our special guest, our grand-daughter, Mia! We’re talking about family friendly movies and up coming shows. Sit back, relax, and ENJOY! Today is the first Friday of October, and you know what THAT means, HALLOWEEN! Today we sit down with our special guest, our grand-daughter, Mia! We’re talking about family friendly movies and up coming shows. Sit back, relax, and ENJOY! false full 27 21e13bad-d7a1-4c01-9468-4739f2dd067e The Life of A Mother-Trucker: Talking With Jason Bugg Sat, 15 Aug 2020 23:16:23 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/the-life-of-a-mother-trucker-talking-with-jason-bugg-weKFVWrq The Life of A Mother-Trucker: Talking With Jason Bugg Chris Behrens 01:36:16 Today we talk with our friend Jason Bugg. You may remember him from one of our earlier 'casts talking about his MONDO JUMBO zine. Well, now he's driving the BIG RIGS! We talk to Jason about his experiences on the road and some interesting stories about bodily functions. WARNING: We had a few cocktails and the language can be a little "spicy". ENJOY! Today we talk with our friend Jason Bugg. You may remember him from one of our earlier 'casts talking about his MONDO JUMBO zine. Well, now he's driving the BIG RIGS! We talk to Jason about his experiences on the road and some interesting stories about bodily functions. WARNING: We had a few cocktails and the language can be a little "spicy". ENJOY! false full 23 262309e2-e70f-4b0d-b6a0-bef8cb0a8937 Mail Bag! Fri, 22 May 2020 20:00:08 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/mail-bag-_WLfV_J1 Mail Bag! Chris Behrens 01:10:26 Today we go over some listener mail! You WON'T believe who contacted us! PLUS: A special guest on today's show! Enjoy! Today we go over some listener mail! You WON'T believe who contacted us! PLUS: A special guest on today's show! Enjoy! false full 11 979f2ee5-233c-4164-aa76-4a19eaffed4d Rile Naveen Talks Comics and Stay Away Comic Book Day Comic Envy

333 Merrimon Ave.

Asheville, NC 28801

 

Online orders @ comicenvy.com

Saturday May 9th - Stay Away Comic Book Day 

11-3 or until supplies last! 

 

**Chris did not see Minor Threat in Asheville, it was Fugazi- House of Chaos

 

ALSO: Doktor X #1-5 available thru IndyPlanet.com

.99 for Digital Download

$3.50 for Printed Copy

**Thee Astronaut will be available SOON!

]]> Fri, 8 May 2020 20:00:13 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/rile-naveen-talks-comics-and-stay-away-comic-book-day-PuGI8L_7 Comic Envy

333 Merrimon Ave.

Asheville, NC 28801

 

Online orders @ comicenvy.com

Saturday May 9th - Stay Away Comic Book Day 

11-3 or until supplies last! 

 

**Chris did not see Minor Threat in Asheville, it was Fugazi- House of Chaos

 

ALSO: Doktor X #1-5 available thru IndyPlanet.com

.99 for Digital Download

$3.50 for Printed Copy

**Thee Astronaut will be available SOON!

]]> Rile Naveen Talks Comics and Stay Away Comic Book Day Chris Behrens 01:26:26 This week we talk to Rile Naveen! Rile is the owner of Comic Envy, a comic shop here in Asheville, NC. We talk to him about moving to Asheville, opening a business, and COMICS COMICS COMICS! A great friend, and Chris' comic "pusher", Rile has some great stories about running his shop. As always, ENJOY! This week we talk to Rile Naveen! Rile is the owner of Comic Envy, a comic shop here in Asheville, NC. We talk to him about moving to Asheville, opening a business, and COMICS COMICS COMICS! A great friend, and Chris' comic "pusher", Rile has some great stories about running his shop. As always, ENJOY! comic shops, comics false full 9 b63ccb8b-80ae-456e-ad65-825eab658518 Laura Camby McCaskill An Author's Author Laura's Bibliography:

Her Keepers (2012)

Fallow (2016)

 

Laura's Social Media:

www.LauraCambyMcCaskill.com

www.Facebook.com/LCMcCaskill

Twitter  @LCMcCaskill

Instagram   LCMcCaskill

]]> Fri, 24 Apr 2020 20:00:27 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/laura-camby-mccaskill-an-authors-author-KvokyJTP Laura's Bibliography:

Her Keepers (2012)

Fallow (2016)

 

Laura's Social Media:

www.LauraCambyMcCaskill.com

www.Facebook.com/LCMcCaskill

Twitter  @LCMcCaskill

Instagram   LCMcCaskill

]]> Laura Camby McCaskill An Author's Author Chris Behrens 01:02:50 Today we talk to Laura Camby McCaskill, a local WNC author. She gives us an insight to her writing techniques and also, what do you do when you're an EXTREME introvert in a time of quarantine. She's on the show today, not to promote a new book, but to let us know what's in store for her readers in the future! Today we talk to Laura Camby McCaskill, a local WNC author. She gives us an insight to her writing techniques and also, what do you do when you're an EXTREME introvert in a time of quarantine. She's on the show today, not to promote a new book, but to let us know what's in store for her readers in the future! false full 7 71d4bfc9-75d8-47e0-885b-85fbc993131b Getting To Know Us Part II Fri, 17 Apr 2020 20:00:06 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/getting-to-know-us-part-ii-4kssrifb Getting To Know Us Part II Chris Behrens 01:02:58 Katt and Chris ask each other some more questions about themselves. WARNING: This is going to get a little silly. ENJOY! Katt and Chris ask each other some more questions about themselves. WARNING: This is going to get a little silly. ENJOY! false full 6 f018119e-b784-4b4e-a78e-63c01e555bf3 Jason Bugg Gives us the History Of Jumbo Tsuruta Mondo Jumbo can be ordered from buymeaburrito.bigcartel.com

]]> Fri, 10 Apr 2020 20:00:28 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/jason-bugg-gives-us-the-history-of-jumbo-tsuruta-Fc6oC7pA Mondo Jumbo can be ordered from buymeaburrito.bigcartel.com

]]> Jason Bugg Gives us the History Of Jumbo Tsuruta Chris Behrens 01:04:31 What can be said about Jason Bugg that already hasn't been said? A number of things, but now we can add self-published author to that list. Jason comes on the show promoting his new zine MONDO JUMBO. A history of All Japan Wrestling and Jumbo Tsuruta. What can be said about Jason Bugg that already hasn't been said? A number of things, but now we can add self-published author to that list. Jason comes on the show promoting his new zine MONDO JUMBO. A history of All Japan Wrestling and Jumbo Tsuruta. false full 5 bf28d0b1-fa2b-43b9-8094-968259f51028 Living With Graves Disease Fri, 3 Apr 2020 20:00:01 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/living-with-graves-disease-AcQV6JSn Living With Graves Disease Chris Behrens 01:03:35 Today we talk with Katt's sister, Veroslava. She suffers from Graves Disease an autoimmune disease affecting the thyroid gland. She shares her ups and downs, her daily routine, and her LOVE of horror movies! Today we talk with Katt's sister, Veroslava. She suffers from Graves Disease an autoimmune disease affecting the thyroid gland. She shares her ups and downs, her daily routine, and her LOVE of horror movies! false full 4 04893a52-57bc-4fb9-9dd0-5c96cf3c3256 The Effect of Dementia and Alzheimers On A Family Care Partners of Transylvania County

www.alzheimersassociation.com 

]]> Fri, 27 Mar 2020 20:00:42 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/the-effect-of-dementia-and-alzheimers-on-a-family-h8TSAIuv Care Partners of Transylvania County

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]]> The Effect of Dementia and Alzheimers On A Family Chris Behrens 01:34:04 Today we talked about my mom, Ruth Behrens. Mom, was a wonderful spirit, that even Dementia couldn't darken. As we've said before, we live in a House of Chaos and dementia certainly had it's hand in our day to day life. We wanted to share OUR story in hopes that people can be a little more prepared, tolerant, and know if they are going through this, they are not alone. Today we talked about my mom, Ruth Behrens. Mom, was a wonderful spirit, that even Dementia couldn't darken. As we've said before, we live in a House of Chaos and dementia certainly had it's hand in our day to day life. We wanted to share OUR story in hopes that people can be a little more prepared, tolerant, and know if they are going through this, they are not alone. false full 3 2ebdaf3d-6083-4f1a-be34-d0bcd500f698 Comics! Some of the artists and writers we talked about in this episode:

Artyom Trakhanov  Instagram: @ohotnig

Alexis Ziritt Twitter @aziritt

Dave Chisholm Twitter @chisholmdave

Moonshine (Brian Azzarello/Eduardo Risso)

Punisher: Soviet (Garth Ennis/Jacen Burrows)

Canopus (David Chisholm)

Space Riders (Carlos Giffoni/Alexis Ziritt)

Protector (Simon Roy/Daniel Benson/Artyom Trakhanov)

Cartoonist Kayfabe @ed_piskor

@cartoonist.kayfabe

@jimruggart

 

 

]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2020 20:00:04 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/comics-iRvKWl36 Some of the artists and writers we talked about in this episode:

Artyom Trakhanov  Instagram: @ohotnig

Alexis Ziritt Twitter @aziritt

Dave Chisholm Twitter @chisholmdave

Moonshine (Brian Azzarello/Eduardo Risso)

Punisher: Soviet (Garth Ennis/Jacen Burrows)

Canopus (David Chisholm)

Space Riders (Carlos Giffoni/Alexis Ziritt)

Protector (Simon Roy/Daniel Benson/Artyom Trakhanov)

Cartoonist Kayfabe @ed_piskor

@cartoonist.kayfabe

@jimruggart

 

 

]]> Comics! Chris Behrens 00:54:01 Today we talk about Chris' favorite subject: COMICS. Chris has two series available; Doktor X (a sci fi action story) and Thee Astronaut ( a fantasy sci fi story) BOTH available through BehrensHouseOfChaos@gmail.com DISCLAIMER: Both series are recommended for ages over 18. Today we talk about Chris' favorite subject: COMICS. Chris has two series available; Doktor X (a sci fi action story) and Thee Astronaut ( a fantasy sci fi story) BOTH available through BehrensHouseOfChaos@gmail.com DISCLAIMER: Both series are recommended for ages over 18. local comic shops, read more comics, doktor x, self publishing, comic talk, buy more comics, thee astronaut, comics false full 2 f6fb68ae-e493-44eb-b7ee-de1773ebe1ed Getting To Know Us -We love using our Rode Podcaster! 

-Broadcasting from the Asheville, NC area!

]]> Fri, 13 Mar 2020 20:00:06 +0000 behrenshouseofchaos@gmail.com (Chris Behrens) https://behrens-house-of-chaos.simplecast.com/episodes/getting-to-know-us-DH5c7O5q -We love using our Rode Podcaster! 

-Broadcasting from the Asheville, NC area!

]]> Getting To Know Us Chris Behrens 01:00:01 We're Chris and Katt Behrens (sounds like Barrons) and we are introducing ourselves to YOU! We love talking about our hobbies, our pets, and what EXACTLY makes our house, a house of CHAOS. Enjoy! We're Chris and Katt Behrens (sounds like Barrons) and we are introducing ourselves to YOU! We love talking about our hobbies, our pets, and what EXACTLY makes our house, a house of CHAOS. Enjoy! family, fur babies, real talk, house of chaos, rode podcaster false full 1