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<p>Watch Lisa and David's videos about <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KFurs_oQho" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Lisa's organization</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5-z6Lp2EoU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">David's babysitter instructions</a>, and other workplace sketches at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@McDivittLaw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">youtube.com/@McDivittLaw</a>.</p>
<p>You have just a couple more days to order the <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/judge-john-hodgman" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">“And I’m Gay” t-shirt</a> from the episode <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-765-juggernaut-lest-ye-be-judged/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">JUGGERNAUT, LEST YE BE JUDGED</a>! It's available in heather <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/and-im-gay-t-shirt?variant=44197532598356" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">purple</a>, <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/and-im-gay-t-shirt?variant=44197532762196" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">off white</a>, or in the form of an adorable <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/and-im-gay-ringer-t-shirt?pr_prod_strat=pinned&pr_rec_id=eb175396d&pr_rec_pid=8812742410324&pr_ref_pid=8812143804500&pr_seq=uniform" rel="noopener noreferrer">ringer tee</a>! With gorgeous art by <a href="https://www.sonnyross.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sonny Ross</a>, this shirt is available <strong>for a limited time</strong>! You have until April 3 so get over to <a href="http://maxfunstore.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">MaxFunStore.com</a> now!</p>
<p>Thanks to reddit user u/SJHamilton43 for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
<p>Have a dispute that you can’t settle? No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p>Watch Lisa and David's videos about <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KFurs_oQho" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Lisa's organization</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5-z6Lp2EoU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">David's babysitter instructions</a>, and other workplace sketches at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@McDivittLaw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">youtube.com/@McDivittLaw</a>.</p>
<p>You have just a couple more days to order the <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/judge-john-hodgman" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">“And I’m Gay” t-shirt</a> from the episode <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-765-juggernaut-lest-ye-be-judged/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">JUGGERNAUT, LEST YE BE JUDGED</a>! It's available in heather <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/and-im-gay-t-shirt?variant=44197532598356" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">purple</a>, <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/and-im-gay-t-shirt?variant=44197532762196" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">off white</a>, or in the form of an adorable <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/and-im-gay-ringer-t-shirt?pr_prod_strat=pinned&pr_rec_id=eb175396d&pr_rec_pid=8812742410324&pr_ref_pid=8812143804500&pr_seq=uniform" rel="noopener noreferrer">ringer tee</a>! With gorgeous art by <a href="https://www.sonnyross.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sonny Ross</a>, this shirt is available <strong>for a limited time</strong>! You have until April 3 so get over to <a href="http://maxfunstore.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">MaxFunStore.com</a> now!</p>
<p>Thanks to reddit user u/SJHamilton43 for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
<p>Have a dispute that you can’t settle? No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p>Not a member yet? You can become a member TODAY at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/join" rel="noopener noreferrer">maximumfun.org/join</a>. Just $5 a month gets you immediate access to our full library of bonus content.</p>
<p>Thank you to all of our members for keeping this show going!</p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p>Not a member yet? You can become a member TODAY at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/join" rel="noopener noreferrer">maximumfun.org/join</a>. Just $5 a month gets you immediate access to our full library of bonus content.</p>
<p>Thank you to all of our members for keeping this show going!</p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p>Our "And I'm Gay" t-shirt is STILL AVAILABLE! Don't know what that means? Listen to last week's episode, <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-765-juggernaut-lest-ye-be-judged/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">JUGGERNAUT, LEST YE BE JUDGED</a>, and fall in love with litigants Patty and Cordelia like we did. Then buy the shirt commemorating Patty’s stunning poem, “The sky is blue / the grass is green / I love X-MEN / and I’m gay.” With gorgeous art by <a href="https://www.sonnyross.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sonny Ross</a>, this shirt is available <strong>for a limited time</strong>! You have until April 3 so get over to <a href="http://MaxFunStore.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">MaxFunStore.com</a> now!</p>
<p>Thanks to reddit user u/Halfloaf for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p>Our "And I'm Gay" t-shirt is STILL AVAILABLE! Don't know what that means? Listen to last week's episode, <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-765-juggernaut-lest-ye-be-judged/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">JUGGERNAUT, LEST YE BE JUDGED</a>, and fall in love with litigants Patty and Cordelia like we did. Then buy the shirt commemorating Patty’s stunning poem, “The sky is blue / the grass is green / I love X-MEN / and I’m gay.” With gorgeous art by <a href="https://www.sonnyross.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sonny Ross</a>, this shirt is available <strong>for a limited time</strong>! You have until April 3 so get over to <a href="http://MaxFunStore.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">MaxFunStore.com</a> now!</p>
<p>Thanks to reddit user u/Halfloaf for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p>We did it. We made a T-shirt in honor of Patty's stunning poem, "The sky is blue / the grass is green / I love X-MEN / and I'm gay." With gorgeous art by <a href="https://www.sonnyross.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sonny Ross</a>, this shirt is available <strong>for a limited time</strong>! You have until April 3 to get this tee for yourself or the queer, Marvel-loving person in your life! Get it now at <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/judge-john-hodgman" rel="noopener noreferrer">MaxFunStore.com</a>!</p>
<p>Thanks to reddit user u/Admirable_Cook_5193 for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
<p>Have a dispute that you can’t settle? About Sloppy Joes or any other sandwiches? No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p>
<p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod" rel="noopener noreferrer">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br>
 Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman" rel="noopener noreferrer">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br>
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 Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/" rel="noopener noreferrer">r/maximumfun</a></p>
<p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething" rel="noopener noreferrer">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p>We did it. We made a T-shirt in honor of Patty's stunning poem, "The sky is blue / the grass is green / I love X-MEN / and I'm gay." With gorgeous art by <a href="https://www.sonnyross.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sonny Ross</a>, this shirt is available <strong>for a limited time</strong>! You have until April 3 to get this tee for yourself or the queer, Marvel-loving person in your life! Get it now at <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/judge-john-hodgman" rel="noopener noreferrer">MaxFunStore.com</a>!</p>
<p>Thanks to reddit user u/Admirable_Cook_5193 for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
<p>Have a dispute that you can’t settle? About Sloppy Joes or any other sandwiches? No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p>
<p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod" rel="noopener noreferrer">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br>
 Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman" rel="noopener noreferrer">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br>
 TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod" rel="noopener noreferrer">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br>
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<p>Have a dispute that you can’t settle? No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="http://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p>
<p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p>
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<p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething" rel="noopener noreferrer">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p>Have a dispute that you can’t settle? No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="http://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p>
<p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Mike brings the case against his coworker Brooke. Brooke wants to play baseball with her colleagues in a casual, recreational setting. She would love Mike to be part of this group. But he won’t step foot on the field unless it’s a softball field. Brooke says baseball and softball are essentially the same game! Just play ball! But, Mike strongly disagrees. </p>
<p>For Mike's full, unedited presentation, click <a href="https://maximumfun.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/JJHO-Evidence-File-Mike.pdf" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here</a>.</p>
<p>BROOKLYN! See you this weekend at the Bell House for NIGHT COURT! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseFriday" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseSaturday" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Saturday, March 7</a></p>
<p>Thanks to reddit user u/banjo_solo for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
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<p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething" rel="noopener noreferrer">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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<p>For Mike's full, unedited presentation, click <a href="https://maximumfun.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/JJHO-Evidence-File-Mike.pdf" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here</a>.</p>
<p>BROOKLYN! See you this weekend at the Bell House for NIGHT COURT! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseFriday" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseSaturday" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Saturday, March 7</a></p>
<p>Thanks to reddit user u/banjo_solo for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
<p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p>
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<p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething" rel="noopener noreferrer">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>How late is too late to do household projects like hanging a sheet of drywall? The J Squad discusses this and much more in this month's Members Only Mailbag episode. Never listened to our mailbag episodes? Here's what they sound like. For the full episode, check out the members-only bonus content feed!</p>
<p>Not a member yet? You can become a member TODAY at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/join" rel="noopener noreferrer">maximumfun.org/join</a>. Just $5 a month gets you immediate access to our full library of bonus content.</p>
<p>Thank you to all of our members for keeping this show going!</p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p>Not a member yet? You can become a member TODAY at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/join" rel="noopener noreferrer">maximumfun.org/join</a>. Just $5 a month gets you immediate access to our full library of bonus content.</p>
<p>Thank you to all of our members for keeping this show going!</p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseFriday" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseSaturday" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Saturday, March 7</a></p>
<p>Thanks to reddit user u/IronyMaiden_ for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
<p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p>
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<p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething" rel="noopener noreferrer">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseFriday" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseSaturday" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Saturday, March 7</a></p>
<p>Thanks to reddit user u/IronyMaiden_ for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
<p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p>
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<p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething" rel="noopener noreferrer">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Michele brings the case against her husband, Nate. Michele and Nate are living the childfree dream: three cats, two dogs, and a Subaru Baja. They have it all. But Michele wants more pets! Nate has two cars and a motorcycle. Michele says that if they are embracing vehicle maximalism, it’s only fair to embrace pet maximalism. Nate says they have enough pets for now. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? With Guest Bailiff <a href="http://jeangraeartworks.com" target="_blank">Jean Grae</a>!</p><p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseFriday" target="_blank">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseSaturday" target="_blank">Saturday, March 7</a></p><p>Thanks to reddit user u/Dinosaur1972 for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p><p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/">r/maximumfun</a></p><p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>shows@maximumfun.org (Judge John Hodgman, MaximumFun.org)</author>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Stephanie wants Brandon to admit that she’s lived in 11 states, damnit, and not deny her lived experience! Brandon counters with the fact that Japan isn’t a state (valid) and that living in a state for college…doesn’t count? Who's right? Who's wrong?</p><p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseFriday" target="_blank">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseSaturday" target="_blank">Saturday, March 7</a></p><p>Thanks to reddit user u/mkbecker for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p><p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/">r/maximumfun</a></p><p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stephanie wants Brandon to admit that she’s lived in 11 states, damnit, and not deny her lived experience! Brandon counters with the fact that Japan isn’t a state (valid) and that living in a state for college…doesn’t count? Who's right? Who's wrong?</p><p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseFriday" target="_blank">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://bit.ly/BellHouseSaturday" target="_blank">Saturday, March 7</a></p><p>Thanks to reddit user u/mkbecker for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p><p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/">r/maximumfun</a></p><p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>What a time we had at SF Sketchfest! In Swift Justice, we have cases about Breathe Right Nasal Strips (not sponsored!), pie recipes, and the Court's first ever Trial By Teppanyaki! Then in Mega Justice we say, LET THEM EAT CASE. Beth and Jim have a large, <i>strange</i>, item in their guest room. It was an extra curricular project Jim and their daughter, Casey, made over a decade ago. He loves it. But Beth says it's time to let it go! </p><p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-06-2026/event/3000642AF132699A?_gl=1*17mobt1*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-07-2026/event/3000642A189083AE?_gl=1*19x0nkl*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Saturday, March 7</a></p><p>Thanks to reddit user u/BrianSebby for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p><p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/">r/maximumfun</a></p><p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 4 Feb 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>shows@maximumfun.org (Judge John Hodgman, MaximumFun.org)</author>
      <link>https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-759-let-them-eat-case-at-sf-sketchfest</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a time we had at SF Sketchfest! In Swift Justice, we have cases about Breathe Right Nasal Strips (not sponsored!), pie recipes, and the Court's first ever Trial By Teppanyaki! Then in Mega Justice we say, LET THEM EAT CASE. Beth and Jim have a large, <i>strange</i>, item in their guest room. It was an extra curricular project Jim and their daughter, Casey, made over a decade ago. He loves it. But Beth says it's time to let it go! </p><p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-06-2026/event/3000642AF132699A?_gl=1*17mobt1*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-07-2026/event/3000642A189083AE?_gl=1*19x0nkl*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Saturday, March 7</a></p><p>Thanks to reddit user u/BrianSebby for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p><p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/">r/maximumfun</a></p><p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn tackle a dispute about Fantasy Football! Litigants (and spouses) Kristen and Tom play in the same Fantasy Football league and Tom has an issue with their last round of drafts. Kristen wanted to draft Buffalo Bills running back James Cook, but couldn’t because of their league rules, so she asked husband Tom to draft him under the condition that Tom would trade him to her at a later date. The trade happened, and Kristen won their league - so why is Tom the one bringing the case before the court? </p><p>While The Big Game is coming up, we are all still way too focused on the fictional world of hockey in HEATED RIVALRY. Are you also still at the cottage? How many burgers is too many for 2 people? Do you have a beef with hockey because there's not enough YEARNING? Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Don’t forget the most romantic gift you could give your partner: A Fake Internet Court Summons! No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank">https://maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p><p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-06-2026/event/3000642AF132699A?_gl=1*17mobt1*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-07-2026/event/3000642A189083AE?_gl=1*19x0nkl*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Saturday, March 7</a></p><p>Thanks to reddit users u/wilcoxchatham and u/heyyou11 for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p><p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/">r/maximumfun</a></p><p> </p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn tackle a dispute about Fantasy Football! Litigants (and spouses) Kristen and Tom play in the same Fantasy Football league and Tom has an issue with their last round of drafts. Kristen wanted to draft Buffalo Bills running back James Cook, but couldn’t because of their league rules, so she asked husband Tom to draft him under the condition that Tom would trade him to her at a later date. The trade happened, and Kristen won their league - so why is Tom the one bringing the case before the court? </p><p>While The Big Game is coming up, we are all still way too focused on the fictional world of hockey in HEATED RIVALRY. Are you also still at the cottage? How many burgers is too many for 2 people? Do you have a beef with hockey because there's not enough YEARNING? Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Don’t forget the most romantic gift you could give your partner: A Fake Internet Court Summons! No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank">https://maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p><p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-06-2026/event/3000642AF132699A?_gl=1*17mobt1*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-07-2026/event/3000642A189083AE?_gl=1*19x0nkl*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Saturday, March 7</a></p><p>Thanks to reddit users u/wilcoxchatham and u/heyyou11 for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p><p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/">r/maximumfun</a></p><p> </p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2026 17:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’ve got some leftovers from the holidays. Let’s pull them out of the fridge and answer them once and for all! Is a French dip REALLY a dip? How early is too early to put up your Christmas tree? How long can you drink eggnog or wear your holiday boxers before your partner falls out of love with you? And FINALLY: are zombies the scariest monsters because they’re REAL? All this - plus an ad for Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific! Shampoo - and more, on today’s HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS edition of Judge John Hodgman!</p><p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-06-2026/event/3000642AF132699A?_gl=1*17mobt1*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-07-2026/event/3000642A189083AE?_gl=1*19x0nkl*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Saturday, March 7</a></p><p>Have a question that you can’t settle? No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank">https://maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p><p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/">r/maximumfun</a></p><p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p><p> </p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Annie brings the case against her friend, David. They belong to a Survivor Fantasy League of two people: Annie and David. Annie says David isn’t playing fair. He’s withholding a point that is technically hers. David, keeper of the Almighty Spreadsheet, is sticking to his guns. Is Annie abdicating responsibility for fair play, or is David being a weenie? And IS a below-ground garage actually a portal to hell? All these questions and more on this week’s episode of Judge John Hodgman. The Tribe has spoken! With Expert Witness, Relationship Coach, and two-time Survivor contestant <a href="https://www.instagram.com/dearfranny" target="_blank">Francesca Hogi</a>!</p><p>Francesca watched this season of Survivor just for us, so make sure to check out her book, <a href="https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/francesca-hogi/how-to-find-true-love/9781668646281/?lens=balance" target="_blank">HOW TO FIND TRUE LOVE</a>. She's also on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/dearfranny/" target="_blank">@DearFranny</a> and <a href="http://instagram.com/truelovesociety" target="_blank">@TrueLoveSociety</a></p><p>Bay Area! It's not too late to get tickets for our show at San Francisco Sketchfest this weekend! We'll be at Marine's Memorial on Sunday 1/18! <a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/judge-john-hodgman-tickets-1872619638749?aff=oddtdtcreator">Tickets are moving fast</a> so get them while you can!</p><p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-06-2026/event/3000642AF132699A?_gl=1*17mobt1*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-07-2026/event/3000642A189083AE?_gl=1*19x0nkl*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Saturday, March 7</a></p><p>Thanks to reddit user u/WortlessGBRacker for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p><p>Have a question that you can’t settle? No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank">https://maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p><p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/">r/maximumfun</a></p><p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>shows@maximumfun.org (Judge John Hodgman, MaximumFun.org)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Annie brings the case against her friend, David. They belong to a Survivor Fantasy League of two people: Annie and David. Annie says David isn’t playing fair. He’s withholding a point that is technically hers. David, keeper of the Almighty Spreadsheet, is sticking to his guns. Is Annie abdicating responsibility for fair play, or is David being a weenie? And IS a below-ground garage actually a portal to hell? All these questions and more on this week’s episode of Judge John Hodgman. The Tribe has spoken! With Expert Witness, Relationship Coach, and two-time Survivor contestant <a href="https://www.instagram.com/dearfranny" target="_blank">Francesca Hogi</a>!</p><p>Francesca watched this season of Survivor just for us, so make sure to check out her book, <a href="https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/francesca-hogi/how-to-find-true-love/9781668646281/?lens=balance" target="_blank">HOW TO FIND TRUE LOVE</a>. She's also on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/dearfranny/" target="_blank">@DearFranny</a> and <a href="http://instagram.com/truelovesociety" target="_blank">@TrueLoveSociety</a></p><p>Bay Area! It's not too late to get tickets for our show at San Francisco Sketchfest this weekend! We'll be at Marine's Memorial on Sunday 1/18! <a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/judge-john-hodgman-tickets-1872619638749?aff=oddtdtcreator">Tickets are moving fast</a> so get them while you can!</p><p>BROOKLYN! Join Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn LIVE at The Bell House for NIGHT COURT (no, not that one)! Get your tickets here: <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-06-2026/event/3000642AF132699A?_gl=1*17mobt1*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Friday, March 6</a>, <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/judge-john-hodgman-brooklyn-new-york-03-07-2026/event/3000642A189083AE?_gl=1*19x0nkl*_ga*MjEwMjkzMTg1NC4xNzY4MzM0NTgy*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw*_ga_H1KKSGW33X*czE3NjgzMzQ1ODIkbzEkZzEkdDE3NjgzMzQ1OTEkajUxJGwwJGgw" target="_blank">Saturday, March 7</a></p><p>Thanks to reddit user u/WortlessGBRacker for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p><p>Have a question that you can’t settle? No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank">https://maximumfun.org/jjho</a></p><p>Follow Judge John Hodgman on:</p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Instagram: <a href="https://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />TikTok: <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">@judgejohnhodgmanpod</a><br />Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social">@judgejohnhodgman</a><br />Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/">r/maximumfun</a></p><p>Please consider donating to Al Otro Lado. Al Otro Lado provides legal assistance and humanitarian aid to refugees, deportees, and other migrants trapped at the US-MX border. Donate at <a href="http://alotrolado.org/letsdosomething">alotrolado.org/letsdosomething</a>.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Does miming make for good podcasting? Walter thinks it might! Eileen is happy for any silence from Walter. She says he talks too much! Walter's talking can be so overwhelming for Eileen that she feels like her brain is going to explode. She challenged Walter to 3 minutes of silence, but she says he made mouth sounds. So he lost the challenge. Walter says the mouth sounds were a loophole, since he didn't actually speak. Who's right? Who's wrong? And, more importantly, what is a mime doing in the studio? </p><p>We are on <a href="http://tiktok.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">TikTok</a> and <a href="http://youtube.com/@judgejohnhodgmanpod">YouTube</a>! Follow us on both @judgejohnhodgmanpod! Follow us on Instagram <a href="http://instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">@judgejohnhodgman</a>!</p><p>Thanks to reddit user u/Fukui_San86 for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://reddit.com/r/maximumfun" target="_blank">reddit.com/r/maximumfun</a>!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2025 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Are you a Maximum Fun member? Check your BoCo feed because there's a new Membo Mailbag episode in there! If not, here's a preview of this month's episode. Want to hear why the J Squad is talking about cat litter? Join Maximum Fun at just $5 a month and you can hear this episode in full, along with our entire catalog of members-only bonus content. Go to <a href="http://maximumfun.org/join">maximumfun.org/join</a> now to join us!</p>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2023 19:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2023 16:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Dan brings the case against his wife, Carrie. Dan wants to build a model railroad in a small switching layout that simulates a switchyard. This type of model railroad does not move in a loop. Carrie says that a model railroad is pointless if it doesn’t move in a loop! Who's right? Who's wrong? </p><p>Thanks to reddit user u/themadjuggler for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://maximumfun.reddit.com/" target="_blank">maximumfun.reddit.com</a>! Check out the evidence at <a href="instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman" target="_blank">instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman</a>!</p><p><strong>Judge John Hodgman’s Van Freaks Roadshow has begun! It's not too late to get your tickets for </strong><a href="https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/judge-john-hodgman-3/" target="_blank"><strong>LONDON</strong></a><strong> this FRIDAY! For 30% off, use code JUDGE2023 at checkout! </strong>Visit <a href="http://vanfreaksroadshow.com/" target="_blank">vanfreaksroadshow.com</a> for ticket links, other dates, cities, and more information! And SUBMIT YOUR CASES along the tour route at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/jjho</a>!</p><p> </p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Dave brings the case against his niece, Morgan. When Morgan was around 5 years old, she stole his special collection of red skittles. And ate them! Even now, after 24 years, Dave is still mad. He demands restitution! But Morgan says: she was just a kid. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?</p><p>Thanks to reddit users u/Ok-Professional-7569 & u/joftheinternet for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at <a href="http://maximumfun.reddit.com/" target="_blank">maximumfun.reddit.com</a>! Check out evidence from the episode on the <a href="https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/judge-john-hodgman/">Judge John Hodgman page</a> on the Maximum Fun website or at <a href="https://dashboard.simplecast.com/accounts/697f47e5-b501-4e04-a942-d3fa40dda8bc/shows/e9cc918e-c395-4fcd-8355-6d6babaa1d67/episodes/27ea5f28-5336-453b-9bb0-ca0038924187/instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman">Instagram.com/judgejohnhodgman</a>.</p><p><strong>Judge John Hodgman’s Van Freaks Roadshow is getting ready to hit the road! LONDON! For 30% off your tickets to see us at the London Podcast Festival, use code JUDGE2023 at checkout! </strong>Visit <a href="http://vanfreaksroadshow.com/" target="_blank">vanfreaksroadshow.com</a> for other dates, cities, and more information! And SUBMIT YOUR CASES along the tour route at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/jjho</a>!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2023 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 4 Jan 2023 22:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Content Warning:</strong> <strong>This episode is entirely about eating and drinking various foods, including some alcoholic beverages. There is a brief description of cooking live lobsters during Monte Belmonte's message to the show in the last segment.</strong></p><p>It's the last episode of the year and we are celebrating with a Judge John Hodgman Office Party! Inspired by a case regarding mixing eggnog and Sprite, the Judge sent a call for our audience's favorite holiday foods and drinks. Bailiff Jesse had to miss the party unfortunately, but Producer Jennifer Marmor and <a href="https://weru.org/" target="_blank">WERU</a> Program Director <a href="http://instagram.com/themainemann" target="_blank">Joel Mann</a> join Judge Hodgman to ring in the New Year! Plus we hear some holiday greetings from Friends of the Court!</p><p><i>Music used in this episode:</i></p><p><i>Poppers and Prosecco Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)</i><br /><i>Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License</i><br /><i>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</i></p><p><i>Crinoline Dreams Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)</i><br /><i>Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License</i><br /><i>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</i></p><p><i>Barbara by U.S. Army Blues is licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 License.</i></p><p><i>Auld Lang Syne by United States Marine Band is licensed under a Public</i></p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 2 Nov 2022 15:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Dan brings the case against his wife, Emily. When their kids are already in a bad mood, Dan believes this is a good time to deliver a piece of news that they may not want to hear. Emily disagrees with Dan’s method and would like him to stop doing it when she is with him. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?</p><p>Thank you to Twitter User <a href="http://twitter.com/jack_mathews" target="_blank">@jack_mathews</a> for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow us on Twitter for naming opportunities: <a href="https://twitter.com/jessethorn" target="_blank">@JesseThorn</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/hodgman" target="_blank">@Hodgman</a>. Or keep track using the Twitter hashtag <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JJHoCaseName" target="_blank">#JJHoCaseNames</a>.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2022 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Sabine thinks she can count to one million. Her husband, Cameron, says there's no way she can do it! Who's right? Who's wrong?</p><p>Thank you to Twitter User <a href="http://twitter.com/lexfri" target="_blank">@lexfri</a> for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow us on Twitter for naming opportunities: <a href="https://twitter.com/jessethorn" target="_blank">@JesseThorn</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/hodgman" target="_blank">@Hodgman</a>. Or keep track using the Twitter hashtag <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JJHoCaseName" target="_blank">#JJHoCaseNames</a>. </p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2022 19:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 8 Jun 2022 18:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we are revisiting an episode deep in the archives, fan favorite <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-166-my-legal-pony/" target="_blank">MY LEGAL PONY</a>! Nancy brings the case against her friend Becky. They are both veterinarians. Nancy lives out in the country, and owns a herd of Shetland ponies. She says the ponies act as ponies do, and are perfectly fine just as they are. Becky says Nancy’s ponies are ill-mannered. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? </p><p>Make sure to stay tuned after the verdict for some updates on these ponies and their behavior. Click <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-166-my-legal-pony/#evidence" target="_blank">HERE</a> to check out the evidence from this episode. Thanks to Alex Maeder for naming this week’s case! </p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2022 18:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>It's time to clear the docket! Does one eat or drink soup? Should someone tell their student they look like Judge Hodgman? We rule on these disputes and also cases about toilet etiquette, Facetiming with one's partner over a meal, and hair styles!</p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2022 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 9 Mar 2022 18:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 2 Mar 2022 17:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Elena brings the case against her husband, Jason. Jason would like to sell his soul on a blockchain. But Elena thinks that this is a terrible idea! Who's right? Who's wrong?</p><p>SPOILER ALERT: Visit <a href="https://topatoco.com/collections/maximum-fun/products/maxf-jjho-cashgoat" target="_blank">MaxFunStore.com</a> NOW and get your <strong>EPISODE JOKE REDACTED</strong> t-shirt while you can! Sales end March 9!</p><p>Thank you to Twitter Users <a href="http://twitter.com/AmeliaEHelmfor" target="_blank">@AmeliaEHelmfor</a> & <a href="http://twitter.com/PaulSieger4" target="_blank">@PaulSieger4</a> for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow us on Twitter for naming opportunities: <a href="https://twitter.com/jessethorn" target="_blank">@JesseThorn</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/hodgman" target="_blank">@Hodgman</a>. Or keep track using the Twitter hashtag <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JJHoCaseName" target="_blank">#JJHoCaseNames</a>.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2022 20:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>shows@maximumfun.org (Judge John Hodgman, MaximumFun.org)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Elena brings the case against her husband, Jason. Jason would like to sell his soul on a blockchain. But Elena thinks that this is a terrible idea! Who's right? Who's wrong?</p><p>SPOILER ALERT: Visit <a href="https://topatoco.com/collections/maximum-fun/products/maxf-jjho-cashgoat" target="_blank">MaxFunStore.com</a> NOW and get your <strong>EPISODE JOKE REDACTED</strong> t-shirt while you can! Sales end March 9!</p><p>Thank you to Twitter Users <a href="http://twitter.com/AmeliaEHelmfor" target="_blank">@AmeliaEHelmfor</a> & <a href="http://twitter.com/PaulSieger4" target="_blank">@PaulSieger4</a> for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow us on Twitter for naming opportunities: <a href="https://twitter.com/jessethorn" target="_blank">@JesseThorn</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/hodgman" target="_blank">@Hodgman</a>. Or keep track using the Twitter hashtag <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JJHoCaseName" target="_blank">#JJHoCaseNames</a>.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Sarah brings the case against her sister, Amy. Amy says that she can taste the difference between water that has come from the bathroom tap and water that has come from the kitchen tap. Sarah doesn’t believe there is any way this can be true. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? With Expert Witness Lindsay Barr, a sensory scientist and co-founder of <a href="https://www.draughtlab.com/" target="_blank">Draught Lab</a>!</p><p>Thank you to Twitter User <a href="http://twitter.com/MeaghanLamothe" target="_blank">@MeaghanLamothe</a> for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow us on Twitter for naming opportunities: <a href="https://twitter.com/jessethorn" target="_blank">@JesseThorn</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/hodgman" target="_blank">@Hodgman</a>. Or keep track using the Twitter hashtag <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JJHoCaseName" target="_blank">#JJHoCaseNames</a>.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2022 19:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week, we are revising RASHOMOM! A Judge John Hodgman Classic that originally ran nearly ten years ago! Rebekah, her mother Denise and grandmother Gloria bring to the court a generational clash of memory — specifically, whose memory is more reliable, an adult’s or a child’s? Denise is positive she lived next door to a grey house as a child, while Gloria insists the house exists only as a figment of her daughter’s imagination. Rebekah has played referee many times in the dispute of the Grey House Universe, but she has several issues of her own with her mother’s allegedly faulty memory. Each testimony accepted, each dispute resigned; it’s maternal sunshine of the spotless mind. In this match of memories, we turn to the man who never forgets: Judge John Hodgman!</p><p>As the Judge mentioned, check out David Rees' book <a href="https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/214252/how-to-sharpen-pencils-by-david-rees/" target="_blank">HOW TO SHARPEN PENCILS</a>. And make sure to listen to the 12/28/21 episode of <a href="http://www.electionprofitmakers.com/" target="_blank">ELECTION PROFIT MAKERS</a>, "<a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-126-florida-pizza-restaurant-infomercial/id1136826256?i=1000546348181" target="_blank">Episode 126: Florida Pizza Restaurant Infomercial</a>," for something unexpectedly meaningful and heartfelt.</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, we are revising RASHOMOM! A Judge John Hodgman Classic that originally ran nearly ten years ago! Rebekah, her mother Denise and grandmother Gloria bring to the court a generational clash of memory — specifically, whose memory is more reliable, an adult’s or a child’s? Denise is positive she lived next door to a grey house as a child, while Gloria insists the house exists only as a figment of her daughter’s imagination. Rebekah has played referee many times in the dispute of the Grey House Universe, but she has several issues of her own with her mother’s allegedly faulty memory. Each testimony accepted, each dispute resigned; it’s maternal sunshine of the spotless mind. In this match of memories, we turn to the man who never forgets: Judge John Hodgman!</p><p>As the Judge mentioned, check out David Rees' book <a href="https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/214252/how-to-sharpen-pencils-by-david-rees/" target="_blank">HOW TO SHARPEN PENCILS</a>. And make sure to listen to the 12/28/21 episode of <a href="http://www.electionprofitmakers.com/" target="_blank">ELECTION PROFIT MAKERS</a>, "<a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-126-florida-pizza-restaurant-infomercial/id1136826256?i=1000546348181" target="_blank">Episode 126: Florida Pizza Restaurant Infomercial</a>," for something unexpectedly meaningful and heartfelt.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Content Warning:</strong> <strong>This episode is entirely about eating and drinking various foods. There is live consumption of an alcoholic cocktail, and accompanying discussion, from 06:00-11:04. There is also a brief description of cooking live lobsters between 01:12:25-01:12:46.</strong></p><p>It's the last episode of 2021 and we are celebrating with a Judge John Hodgman Office Party! Inspired by a case regarding mixing eggnog and Sprite, the Judge sent a call for our audience's favorite holiday foods and drinks. Bailiff Jesse had to miss the party unfortunately, but Producer Jennifer Marmor and <a href="https://weru.org/" target="_blank">WERU</a> Program Director <a href="http://instagram.com/themainemann" target="_blank">Joel Mann</a> join Judge Hodgman to ring in the New Year! Plus we hear some holiday greetings from Friends of the Court!</p><p><i>Music used in this episode:</i></p><p><i>Poppers and Prosecco Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)</i><br /><i>Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License</i><br /><i>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</i></p><p><i>Crinoline Dreams Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)</i><br /><i>Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License</i><br /><i>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</i></p><p><i>Barbara by U.S. Army Blues is licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 License.</i></p><p><i>Auld Lang Syne by United States Marine Band is licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 License.</i></p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2021 18:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2021 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>It's time to clear the docket! Gen X vs Zoomer text etiquette, cat names, backpack strap location, Jimmy Fallon, and jacket trades gone wrong. Plus we hear back with answers from our questions in <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-543-the-veil-of-honor/" target="_blank">Episode 543: The Veil of Honor</a>!</p><p>Get your tickets <strong>now</strong> for <a href="https://www.cityboxoffice.com/eventperformances.asp?evt=2773" target="_blank">LIVE JUSTICE at SF Sketchfest</a>! We'll be appearing on 1/22/22 at the Sydney Goldstein Theater, ready to bring back JUSTICE to the San Francisco Bay Area! You won't want to miss it. And if you have a case for the live show, please let us know! Submit your cases, big and small, to <a href="http://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/jjho</a> or email <a href="mailto:hodgman@maximumfun.org">hodgman@maximumfun.org</a>.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 8 Dec 2021 18:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's time to clear the docket! Gen X vs Zoomer text etiquette, cat names, backpack strap location, Jimmy Fallon, and jacket trades gone wrong. Plus we hear back with answers from our questions in <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-543-the-veil-of-honor/" target="_blank">Episode 543: The Veil of Honor</a>!</p><p>Get your tickets <strong>now</strong> for <a href="https://www.cityboxoffice.com/eventperformances.asp?evt=2773" target="_blank">LIVE JUSTICE at SF Sketchfest</a>! We'll be appearing on 1/22/22 at the Sydney Goldstein Theater, ready to bring back JUSTICE to the San Francisco Bay Area! You won't want to miss it. And if you have a case for the live show, please let us know! Submit your cases, big and small, to <a href="http://maximumfun.org/jjho" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/jjho</a> or email <a href="mailto:hodgman@maximumfun.org">hodgman@maximumfun.org</a>.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Myles files suit against his wife, Isabel. Myles says that Isabel’s graduate school work takes up too much space in the living room. But, Isabel says that her setup is the most comfortable way to do her work. The living room is her space too! Who’s right? Who’s wrong?</p><p>Thank you to Twitter User <a href="http://twitter.com/BenjaminWalkup" target="_blank">@BenjaminWalkup</a> for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow us on Twitter for naming opportunities: <a href="https://twitter.com/jessethorn" target="_blank">@JesseThorn</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/hodgman" target="_blank">@Hodgman</a>. Or keep track using the Twitter hashtag <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JJHoCaseName" target="_blank">#JJHoCaseNames</a>.</p><p>Get your tickets for our return to San Francisco Sketchfest! We'll be bringing LIVE JUSTICE to the Bay Area on 1/22/22 at 7:30pm, at the Sydney Goldstein Theater! Tickets are available <a href="https://www.cityboxoffice.com/eventperformances.asp?evt=2773" target="_blank">here</a>!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 1 Dec 2021 22:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2021 20:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keil files suit against his brother, Aaron, over a bet they made during their childhood. The Jurassic Park tagline is, “An Adventure 65 Million Years in the Making.” Keil contends that the film took 65 million years to make, but Aaron disagrees. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?</p><p>Thank you to Twitter User <a href="http://twitter.com/kswizzle13" target="_blank">@kswizzle13</a> for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow us on Twitter for naming opportunities: <a href="https://twitter.com/jessethorn" target="_blank">@JesseThorn</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/hodgman" target="_blank">@Hodgman</a>. Or keep track using the Twitter hashtag <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JJHoCaseName" target="_blank">#JJHoCaseNames</a>.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Summertime Funtime Guest Bailiff <a href="https://twitter.com/montebelmonte" target="_blank">Monte Belmonte</a> joins Judge John Hodgman in saying goodbye to his New England Summer. It's the Judge's last day in his Summertime chambers with <a href="https://www.instagram.com/themainemann/" target="_blank">Joel Mann</a> the Mole Mann at <a href="http://weru.org" target="_blank">WERU Community Radio</a> in Orland, Maine. The J Squad and Lil Monte clear the docket of the New England located disputes waiting for justice. Table manners, how to eat a burger, Massachusetts pronunciations, Vermont and New Hampshire orientation, New England borders, and Cape Cod geography!</p><p>Thank you so much to Joel Mann and WERU for hosting our summertime chambers again this year. WERU is a community supported freeform radio, and is available to stream at <a href="https://weru.org/" target="_blank">weru.org</a>. Monte Belmonte can be heard on WRSI Radio at <a href="https://wrsi.com/" target="_blank">wrsi.com</a>. His podcast, <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monte-belmontes-podcast/id1340420756" target="_blank">A Week of Mornings</a>, is available wherever you get podcasts.</p>
<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>We're right in the middle of the Max Fun Drive!  Right now is the best time to support all of the Max Fun podcasts you love by starting a monthly membership or upgrading your existing one!</strong></p><p><i><strong>We've bleeped the expletives in this episode, but some material might not be suitable for children.</strong></i></p><p>We've got something special interrupting your feed today… in 2018, Jordan Morris and John Hodgman recorded an episode of a one-off podcast called <i>Shootin' the Bries</i> for the Max Fun Drive. </p><p>The former cheesemongers are reunited for another special episode! They chat with Joe Berkowitz, the author of <a href="https://www.amazon.com/American-Cheese-Indulgent-Odyssey-Through/dp/0062934899"><i>American Cheese: An Indulgent Odyssey Through the Artisan Cheese World</i></a>. Jordan and John also talk about cheese flavored products, and how their relationship with cheese has changed since the last time they recorded the podcast. </p><p>Thanks to all our members for making fun stuff like this possible. If you'd like to become a member of our network visit <a href="https://maximumfun.org/join/">https://maximumfun.org/join/</a> to learn more! </p><p> </p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>KLAXON! It's the MaxFunDrive! The best time of year to show your support for what we do. Join us at </strong><a href="http://maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank"><strong>MaximumFun.org/join</strong></a><strong>! </strong></p><p>Drea brings the case against her husband, Morgan. Morgan believes that we are all living in a simulation. And he loves to talk about it. Drea disagrees and does not want to talk about this any longer. Who's right? Who's wrong?</p><p>Thank you to Sean Flaherty for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow <a href="https://www.facebook.com/judgejohnhodgman" target="_blank"><strong>Judge John Hodgman</strong></a> on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions there.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 3 Mar 2021 19:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2021 22:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are taking the week off! If you want to get into the holiday mood with some JUSTICE, we have a huge archive of holiday-related episodes for your enjoyment. Take a listen to one of these and have a great week! We'll be back next week with more justice!</p><ul><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-8-to-tree-or-not-to-tree/" target="_blank">Episode 8: TO TREE OR NOT TO TREE</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-88-probable-claus/" target="_blank">Episode 88: PROBABLE CLAUS</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-89-away-manger/" target="_blank">Episode 89: AWAY WITH THE MANGER</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-hodgman-episode-139-judge-john-hodgman-holiday-special/" target="_blank">Episode 139: THE JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN HOLIDAY SPECIAL</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-189-its-beginning-look-lot-chambers/" target="_blank">Episode 189: IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHAMBERS</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-214-santa-suit/" target="_blank">Episode 214: THE SANTA SUIT</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-228-feliz-gravitas/" target="_blank">Episode 228: FELIZ GRAVITAS</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-240-hockey-dockey-christmas/" target="_blank">Episode 240: HOCKEY DOCKEY CHRISTMAS</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-269-object-halls-boughs-justice/" target="_blank">Episode 269: OBJECT THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF JUSTICE</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-292-conifer-emptor/" target="_blank">Episode 292: CONIFER EMPTOR</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-343-lodging-complaint/" target="_blank">Episode 343: LODGING: A COMPLAINT</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-395-wreathing-havoc/" target="_blank">Episode 395: WREATHING HAVOC</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-397-quid-pro-ho-ho-ho/" target="_blank">Episode 397: QUID PRO HO HO HO</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-435-snickerdoodiligence/" target="_blank">Episode 435: SNICKERDOODILIGENCE</a></li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-453-holiday-leftovers/" target="_blank">Episode 453: HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS</a></li></ul><p> </p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>The winter solstice is approaching and it's getting cold! We have a docket full of holiday and wintery disputes to clear. Luckily, we have guest Jean Grae in chambers with us to clear that docket. Nativity scene setups, colorful fiber optic Christmas trees, home heating, lottery scratch offs, and more!</p><p><strong>Here are the links discussed in the episode:</strong></p><ul><li>Follow Jean Grae on <a href="https://twitter.com/jeangreasy" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jeanniegrigio" target="_blank">Instagram</a>, and <a href="https://jeangrae.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank">Bandcamp</a>!</li><li><a href="https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/the-kasper-hauser-comedy-podcast/" target="_blank">The Kasper Hauser Comedy Podcast</a></li><li><a href="https://www.hammacher.com/category/category-newarrivals?promo=hs_new_arrivals" target="_blank">Hammacher Schlemmer</a>: play along with the Court and decide which of the new arrivals you'd pick if you had to!</li><li><a href="http://www.kasperhauser.com/skymaul_site/html/home.html" target="_blank">Kasper Hauser's Sky Maul</a></li><li>Bullseye With Jesse Thorn, interviews with <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/bullseye-with-jesse-thorn/david-letterman/" target="_blank">David Letterman</a> and <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/bullseye-with-jesse-thorn/actor-and-comedian-david-cross/" target="_blank">David Cross</a></li><li><a href="http://bit.ly/dicktown" target="_blank">bit.ly/dicktown</a></li><li><a href="http://putthisonshop.com" target="_blank">putthisonshop.com</a></li></ul>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>It's time to clear the docket! Songwriters Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez (FROZEN, COCO)  help with an important FROZEN 2 related dispute! They also weigh in on cases about continuity errors and group text chat participation. And much, much more!</p><p>Here are some links to topics and references from the episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJR3Tz-0aS8" target="_blank">Kristen and Bobby excited for Marshall Curry's Oscar win</a> (you can find them at the end of the clip)</li><li><a href="https://help.imdb.com/article/contribution/titles/goofs/GFDUF27RBTQGS8UZ?ref_=helpms_helpart_inline#">IMDB's Goof Submission Page</a></li><li>Make sure to watch Judge Hodgman and David Rees' hilarious show DICKTOWN at<a href="http://bit.ly/dicktown" target="_blank"> bit.ly/dicktown</a></li><li><a href="http://www.iwillvote.com" target="_blank">iwillvote.com</a></li><li>Virtually j oin Judge Hodgman phone banking for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris at <a href="http://bit.ly/gogetemzach">bit.ly/gogetemzach</a>. You can also phone bank for Wisconsin Voters at <a href="http://bit.ly/gogetemkelsey">bit.ly/gogetemkelsey</a>!</li><li>Revisit the episode of Election Profit Makers where David Rees cries after the 2016 Presidential Election at <a href="http://bit.ly/whendavecries" target="_blank">bit.ly/whendavecries</a></li></ul>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Lauren files suit against her mother, Cheri. When Cheri dies, she says she would like her ashes flushed down a toilet at Disney World, so her remains are recycled with the water used for the flowers in the parks. Lauren is opposed! Who’s right? Who’s wrong?</p><p>Thank you to Chris Nuber for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow <a href="https://www.facebook.com/judgejohnhodgman" target="_blank"><strong>Judge John Hodgman</strong></a> on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.</p>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2020 21:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week on the podcast, we are taking a trip down memory lane. That’s right, it’s a clip show! We thought it would be a great time to revisit some of our favorite Weird Dads. You won’t want to miss this charming episode full of corny jokes, specific systems, and odd habits. If you want to listen to full length versions of these Weird Dad episodes here they are:</p><p><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-32-cow-beef/" target="_blank">Episode 32: The Cow Beef</a></p><p><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-244-commedia-della-morte/" target="_blank">Episode 244: Commedia della Morte</a></p><p><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-265-dad-nauseum/" target="_blank">Episode 265: Dad Nauseum</a></p><p><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-144-father-gnaws-beast/" target="_blank">Episode 144: Father Gnaws Beast</a></p><p><a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-394-juris-diction/" target="_blank">Episode 394: Juris-diction</a></p><p>“Portrait of the Artist as a Weird Dad" from <a href="https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-245-live-sf-sketchfest-2016/" target="_blank">Episode 245: Live at SF Sketchfest 2016</a></p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2020 18:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>KLAXON! The Judge John Hodgman podcast has been nominated for a Webby and we need your help to win! You can vote at </strong><a href="http://bit.ly/JJHOWEBBY"><strong>bit.ly/JJHOWEBBY!</strong></a><strong>VOTING ENDS TOMORROW MAY 7 AT 11:59PM PT!</strong></p><p>Judge John Hodgman is in chambers this week with Bailiff Jesse Thorn to clear the docket! It's a docket full of culinary disputes, with guest expert <a href="https://twitter.com/kenjilopezalt">J. Kenji López-Alt</a> (<a href="https://www.seriouseats.com/editors/j-kenji-lopez-alt">Serious Eats</a>, <a href="https://cooking.nytimes.com/68861692-nyt-cooking/20632134-j-kenji-lopez-alt-recipes?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIn-7a5NCf6QIVlh6tBh0N7QhUEAAYASAAEgKeK_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds">New York Times</a>)! They talk about the opposite of savory, coffee diluting, root vegetables, recipe modifications, Polish street pizza, potatoes, cookies and more! PLUS we have a dispute from a listener against Kenji himself!</p><p>Kenji's Bay Area restaurant <a href="http://www.wursthall.com/">WURSTHALL</a> is currently preparing and delivering free meals to hospitals and community centers on the front lines of the COVID-19 outbreak. If you would like to donate towards these meals, visit <a href="https://www.toasttab.com/wursthall">toasttab.com/wursthall.</a> Kenji also has a children's book coming out September 1. <a href="https://bookshop.org/books/every-night-is-pizza-night/9781324005254?aid=1588">EVERY NIGHT IS PIZZA NIGHT</a> is available for pre-order now!</p>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 5 Feb 2020 19:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2020 20:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2020 20:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode was recorded LIVE in Atlanta Georgia at the Variety Playhouse in 2019.</p> <p>First up, "Clothing Arguments." Brian files suit against his wife Kelly. When Brian is folding laundry, he places the folded clothes in piles around the house. Kelly likes to knock the piles of laundry over onto the floor. Brian would like this to stop, but Kelly insists that it’s all in good fun.</p> <p>Then, the judge and bailiff are joined by special guest <a href="https://twitter.com/ambercnas">Amber Nash</a>, voice of Pam on the hit FX show <a href="https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/archer">Archer</a>! Together they'll dispense justice on cases having to do with chocolates in trail mix, favorite colors, and more during Swift Justice.</p> <p>Thank you to Jon Combs for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow <a href="https://www.facebook.com/judgejohnhodgman">Judge John Hodgman</a> on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/todayinthepast/~4/ZjcPqnZtLY8" height="1" width="1" alt="" />
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<p><p>Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: <a href="maximumfun.org/join" target="_blank">maximumfun.org/join</a>!</p></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2020 21:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week, Edict of Worms. Evan files suit against his wife Anne. Anne wants to get a vermicompost bin for their apartment. Evan claims the apartment is too small and the compost bin is too messy. He seeks an injunction prohibiting worm bins in the apartment.</p> <p>Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Only one can decide!</p> <p>--</p> <p>Thank you to Maren Williams for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow <a href="https://www.facebook.com/judgejohnhodgman">Judge John Hodgman</a> on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.</p> <p>--</p> <p>SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PODCAST in <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/judge-john_hodgman/id337713843"> APPLE PODCASTS</a> or the <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/todayinthepast">RSS FEED</a></p> <p> </p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/todayinthepast/~4/Yt9QeDbPfmI" height="1" width="1" alt="" />
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      <pubDate>Wed, 8 Jan 2020 19:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, Edict of Worms. Evan files suit against his wife Anne. Anne wants to get a vermicompost bin for their apartment. Evan claims the apartment is too small and the compost bin is too messy. He seeks an injunction prohibiting worm bins in the apartment.</p> <p>Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Only one can decide!</p> <p>--</p> <p>Thank you to Maren Williams for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow <a href="https://www.facebook.com/judgejohnhodgman">Judge John Hodgman</a> on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.</p> <p>--</p> <p>SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PODCAST in <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/judge-john_hodgman/id337713843"> APPLE PODCASTS</a> or the <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/todayinthepast">RSS FEED</a></p> <p> </p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/todayinthepast/~4/Yt9QeDbPfmI" height="1" width="1" alt="" />
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2019 19:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2019 19:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 6 Nov 2019 19:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Aug 2019 22:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2019 20:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Yael brings the case against her boyfriend, Jeff. Is it ok to keep expired medication? Jeff says it’s fine, but Yael disagrees! Who's right? Who's wrong? With Summertime Funtime Guest Bailiff <a href="https://twitter.com/montebelmonte">Monte Belmonte</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/sydneemcelroy">Expert Witness Dr. Sydnee McElroy</a>!</p> <p>Thank you to Brian Colavito for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow <a href="https://www.facebook.com/judgejohnhodgman">Judge John Hodgman</a> on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/todayinthepast/~4/JOtdluzoMho" height="1" width="1" alt="" />
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      <author>shows@maximumfun.org (Jesse Thorn)</author>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 19:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>shows@maximumfun.org (Jesse Thorn)</author>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Donny brings the case against his roommate, Glenn. Glenn tends to cook quesadillas in their shared New York City apartment several times a week. Donny finds that the smell of peppers and onions is too powerful to handle and wants Glenn to vary his cooking routine. With Guest Bailiff Jean Grae! </p> <p>Judge John Hodgman is coming to San Francisco Sketchfest in January and Very Very Fun Day in Chicago in February! For ticket information, visit <a href="http://www.maximumfun.org">maximumfun.org</a> and check out the right  sidebar or visit <a href="http://www.johnhodgman.com/tour">johnhodgman.com/tour</a>. To submit a case for either show, visit <a href="http://www.maximumfun.org/jjho">maximumfun.org/jjho</a>!</p> <p>Thank you to Paul Ruh & Tom Brinton for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like <a href="https://www.facebook.com/judgejohnhodgman">Judge John Hodgman</a> on Facebook. We regularly put a call for submissions.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/todayinthepast/~4/YCugy4h4K4c" height="1" width="1" alt="" />
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2016 18:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Tom brings the case against his friend Trinity. Trinity longs to be discovered and believes she was “born for the theater.” Despite her enthusiasm for theater and performing, she refuses to try out community theater. He thinks she should get over her fear and go for it. Who's right? Who's wrong?</p> <p>With expert witness Andrew from Judge John Hodgman Episode 151: <a href="http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/judge-john-hodgman-episode-151-sic-semper-dramatis">Sic Semper Dramatis</a>! </p> <p>Tickets are running out for the Judge John Hodgman: Live Justice Tour! Get them while you still can. Information can be found at <a href="http://www.maximumfun.org">MaximumFun.org</a> or <a href="http://www.johnhodgman.com/tour">JohnHodgman.com/tour</a>.</p> <p>Time is also running out to purchase a Kung Pao Finance Factory t-shirt! You have through June 22 to buy one <a href="https://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HODG-KPFF"> here</a>. Don't know what Kung Pao Finance Factory means? Listen to <a href="http://maximumfun.org/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-265-dad-nauseum"> last week's episode</a> to find out!</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/todayinthepast/~4/nnZV1aXj-fA" height="1" width="1" alt="" />
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      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2016 01:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Look out for Thao's new record and tourdates at <a href="http://www.thaoandthegetdownstaydown.com/">the band's site</a>. A MAN ALIVE is out March 4th!</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 11:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 16:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 8 Dec 2011 18:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
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