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The “Rap of China” competition style reality show is going to be the most hardcore thing to hit the screens. That’s what everyone is saying. 

The rappers are going to release diss tracks about each other and fight to the death. 

But instead - the entire season consists of rap songs about ice cream, 10 hamburgers, and a viral diss track about Disney. 

Why is every single contestant a comedian. 

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It’s like a speed run to get an Oscar and quite literally their entire careers are on the line. 

They will be acting out improvised “scenes” in front of 4 legends in the industry who will become their mentors during this journey. 

But instead of racing to the top of the film industry - they are racing to the top of becoming a nationwide meme. 

With comments reading - 

“This is not an acting show. This is a live mental institution and it’s testing the 4 judge’s mental stamina.”

Some comments are begging for the show to “free” the judges so that they can go back to living peacefully. Because this might be the messiest show in existence. 

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Lift heavy things. Date someone who is not motherly. Date someone who is not naturally beautiful. Date someone who doesn’t support their high risk low reward cryptocurrency investment.

And what do they bring to the table?

A body shaped like a fridge.

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Lift heavy things. Date someone who is not motherly. Date someone who is not naturally beautiful. Date someone who doesn’t support their high risk low reward cryptocurrency investment.

And what do they bring to the table?

A body shaped like a fridge.

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It’s a question even the brightest philosophers cannot answer. One Chinese reality show decides to make every single person uncomfortable by bringing in a group of people to live in a mansion together for a month. 

The premise is - everyone in the house has a sibling also present. You cannot tell anyone who your sibling is but you must proceed to go on dates with other people while you’re there. 

A panel of judges will take a look at everyone’s interactions and question - wait that look that they just shared…. That can only be if they’re interested in each other right? But what if they’re siblings?

Question every relationship you know with the new siblings or dating show from China. 

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This is her third chance at love. The first time - a dominant CEO walks in through the bedroom door. Instead of sweeping Lulu off her feet - he starts ranting about how much he earns and how he takes advantage of his airline points… 

The second chance at love; the door opens and in walks a man with a fascination with cultural appropriation, staring at Lulu in a way that makes her squirm. 

But maybe a third time's the charm?

Lulu is patiently waiting for the man of her dreams to walk in with his guitar but instead - she is face to face…with Donald Trump. 

What is happening right now?

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Both partners are here to plead their case to the citizens of the nation. Should we divorce or not?

Mimi, the wife, starts sharing her side of the argument. Her husband does nothing all day, he lays around and gets drunk. That’s it. Which… you know, dump him. 

But when Bobo, the husband, shares his side of the story suddenly nothing makes sense anymore. He claims there are parasites living in their home and Mimi is obsessed with breeding them. She will let their parasitic tendencies get worse and worse until everyone is ruined…. 

This is a real life case of - maybe they should stay together. Because they’re perfect for each other. Perfectly horrendous. 

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Everyone thought something crazy happened to her… until they forget about her.

But now she’s back with an explosive video. She was gone for a year because she gave birth to the child of a billionaire.

But now… he’s refusing to even help pay for baby formula. This is the messiest pregnant announcement in the China-verse. Of course it involves our best friend - Wang Si Cong (the most infamous nepo baby internet fight starter). 

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4 hot girls will be invited to stay in a mansion for the weekend. The only catch is they must share rooms with what the producers call the 4 “best” guys in the nation.

The girls are models. The guys are “walking hormone” CEOs.

This is what happens when you force them together into a mansion for the entire weekend and leave them alone.

It’s unhinged.

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That is a sentence that has been uttered by at least 15 different Chinese influencers. They are always sitting next to the man, a small prince from Dubai, and explaining in Chinese to their viewers that because they’re moving they will be selling everything during a livestream.

Royal perfume. Royal cooking ware. Royal toilet paper. All used by the Prince of Dubai. But how can every influencer be married to the Prince?

Are there that many Princes?

And how come every hot, young, rich influencer is suddenly taking meetings at the UN headquarters?

This is the world of Chinese influencers - who have lost their minds. We’re living for it. 

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Jasmine instantly takes off her bra and places it proudly in the box. She says it’s the biggest asset that she has and clearly she knows what she’s talking about. The four men walk in and instantly fight over the bra box.

The entire weekend results in the most chaotic dating show I have ever seen. A banana having the time of its life on camera. A full mental breakdown over a re-coupling and a game that results in one of the men taking home the title of “King of Sperm.”

Welcome to the Chinese version of “Single’s Inferno.”

It is the worst and best thing I have ever watched. 

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Many fans feel confused and betrayed - but it does get worse.

Her ex-fiance is telling the world that she not only scammed him out of tens of millions of dollars but her entire public persona has been fake.

He shows before pictures from her plastic surgery. All the receipts from the money that he spent on her. The text messages that she was sending him - begging to be married.

He exposes it all. At first, people turn on the most desirable girl in Japan…

But it all backfires when all HIS dirty secrets start coming out.

Which has netizens questioning - which one is worse?

Are they perfect for each other?

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When the hosts officially announce the winner - the “King of Singers” netizens are outraged. How did they win? They sucked all season.

This whole singing competition is rigged! But that’s not even the worst aspect. The worst part is how messy the entire show is. From being caught whispering about the results before they’re announced, shameless promotions, and blatant result rigging - this is the messiest reality show of 2024. 

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How does someone lose 4 million fans overnight? For being in a relationship? For being pregnant?

That’s what Chinese influencer, Z, believes. It’s not until she goes onto a forum to read about her new boyfriend’s really shady past that she gets why everyone unfollowed her.

The online fight between Z and her boyfriend will result in millions of followers being lost, millions of dollars being lost, never ending shoulder pads, and whitey tighty boxer shorts. Where netizens start playing an active role in deciding what happens to a famous influencer’s relationship. 

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What is she apologizing for? The usuals are: performance enhancing drug usage, former school bully, and even cheating on their partners once they gain fame.

But this case is very different. She is apologizing for being too hot. Too sexy.

This is what happens when a gymnast starts posting thirst traps online in China and how netizens are divided on how to feel about her.

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She threw eggs at all her roommates. Smashing the raw egg yolks all over their heads and the walls of their home.

She threw sharp nails all over the floors and staircase - trapping her roommates in the house with her.

She splashed all of them with boiling hot water from her kettle.

She rammed her car into the house over and over again until the entire garage was smashed in.

She lit 2 of their cars on fire and tried to kill all 3 of her roommates.

She’s only known them for 1 month… why is she trying to kill them?

A box of chocolates.

That’s why.

The good ones too - they’re Ferrero Rocher. 

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She sends the sexy message and her husband is breathing down her neck. This is the start of their open relationship.

One night at the bar turns into her husband sleeping with his ex. Her meeting creepy guys at cheap motels in New York City. Her husband’s gf gets hit on by her boyfriend. And having to explain to her young son what an open marriage is.

Open marriages can work - but this one is so so messy. It’s the equivalent of watching a 13 car pile up on the highway and not being able to look away. 

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Men from all around Asia, Europe, and Africa are pledging their undying love for Gigi

“Hi Gigi, I’m not very hairy, and I like Taylor Swift and romantic comedy.”

Why? 

Because her dad, a playboy billionaire, is offering $130 MILLION for any man to marry Gigi.

The requirements?

“You must love Gigi, and Gigi has to like you.”

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This is a man that is so popular that women are spreading open their purses and dropping stacks of cash just to hear him yap. In just ONE NIGHT, women paid $440,000 just to spend time with him. And not in the nasty kind of way. 

We’re talking about the man, the myth, the legend - King of Japanese Host Clubs, Roland. 

If you think you can stay away from Roland, think again because “even the traffic light blushes red when it sees him.”

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