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Episode 102, you remember it . . . Zac subscribes to a new streaming service. Zach gets on his *soap* box. And together they discuss how to say goodbye.

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Show Notes:

BA’s Cookies

Bovaconti Coffee Yelp Review

Cake Bake Yelp Review

Exactly+

CNN+ Subscription

Ken Burns: The National Parks

Blaze and the Monster Machines

First Generation to Earn Less

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LEXICON: Placard, Proclivity, Succumb

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Undercover Kutcher

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 30 Mar 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 101, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach go to Afternoon Tea. Zach breaks his fancy pen. And Zac steals some stools.

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Show Notes:

Mark One: Limited Edition

Afternoon Tea

Tinker Coffee Subscription

Awesome Coffee Club

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LEXICON: Carapace, Chic, Lustfully

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Digital Date

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 23 Mar 2022 20:20:35 +0000

Episode 100, you remember it . . . Zach interviews from his car. Zac goes on a digital date. And Zach loses his remote.

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Show Notes:

Steve from Blue’s Clues

Why Exactly

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LEXICON: Brazen, Cursory, Ancillary

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Feature Flick

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 2 Mar 2022 20:17:56 +0000

Episode 99, you remember it . . . Zach goes back to the movies. Zac throws axes with his family. And they check their own carpet’s thickness.

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Show Notes:

Zach’s Letterboxd Review

Adam’s Letterboxd Review

Living Room Menu of Puns

Kitchen Squeeze Bottle

The Full Monty

Better Things Final Season Trailer

The Happy Fits

The Local Project

Show Quote:

“Don’t ever organize something that you could throw away.”

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LEXICON: Pile, Unravelings, Niche

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Couple's Kink

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Fri, 18 Feb 2022 03:56:02 +0000

Episode 98, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss the Hallmark holidays. Zac berates billboards for their uselessness. And Zach has a short tongue?

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Show Notes:

“Stan” definition

Zac's Kinto Bottle

5 Love Languages

Epilogue gaming doohickey

Cat Dog

Dog Cat Sleeves

Show Quote:

“Don’t ever organize something that you could throw away.”

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LEXICON: Deservedly, Buoyant, Ombré

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Robe Vibe

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 2 Feb 2022 18:07:12 +0000

Episode 97, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach despise the so-called metaverse. Zach deals with insomnia. And Zac de-Zucks his phone.

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Show Notes:

Amazon Treasure Truck

Vitamix Immersion Blender

What Square became: Block

The Burbs

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Toxic Traits

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 21:24:29 +0000

Episode 96, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss ramen and all the verbs in-between. Zach tries to get out of plans. And Zac cheats in Pokémon.

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Show Notes:

Prima strategy guide

Wordle

Wordle Solver

Gruber’s Comment on Cheating

Thirty and Flirty and Thriving

Maruchan Ramen

Yokohama Chinatown

Zac’s Misen Dutch Oven

Zach’s Tramontina frying pan

Penn State Creamery

5G and Airplanes

HBO Max: The Other Two

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Tense Tinsel

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Fri, 14 Jan 2022 05:10:34 +0000

Episode 95, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach recap resolutions circa 2021. Zac highlights his failed fortunes. Then they give (and receive) gifts.

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Show Notes:

Misty from Pokémon

Doin It - LL Cool J

NYE with the Celebrated Gays

Recipe: A Very Good Lasagna (kudos Alison)

Recipe: 48-Hour Chocolate Chip Cookies (kudos Alvin)

Board game that Zac forgot

Oops all Ugmonk

The “toy noise” described

Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)

How to Fold a Fitted Sheet

Gifts

Chunky Beanie

HMM Scissors

RodeCaster Pro Cover

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LEXICON: Quarrel, Julienned, Feign

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Egregious Atrocity

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 8 Dec 2021 19:20:58 +0000

Episode 94, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach reveal what’s on their wishlists. Zach finishes his unfinished basement. And Zac leaves trash in the hallway.

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Show Notes:

Make your own Wishlist

Zac’s Wishlistr

Zach’s Wishlistr

Zach’s Hullo Pillow

Zac’s Drinkware (Kinto)

Zach’s Awesome Socks

The in-laws’ Tushy (sponsor)

Zach’s Headlamp (REI)

Zac’s Playing Cards (Theory11)

Stop Using Amazon for Books

Zac’s Allbirds

Zac’s Less: Employees on TikTok

Zach’s Less: Wingspan App

Wingspan Board Game

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LEXICON: Açaí, Joist, Swindled

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Cabin Pressure

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 1 Dec 2021 15:25:06 +0000

Episode 93, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss airplane torture chambers. Zach receives a compliment from his plumber. And Zac loses everything.

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Show Notes:

A government website!

Sus

Big Interview scene

Free money with Rakuten

Rakuten means “Optimism” in Japanese

Jolene slowed down

DO IT SLOW

Also: 45 by Bleachers

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LEXICON: Intuit, Endeavor

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Particular Postage

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 3 Nov 2021 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 92, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach say how they take their coffee. Zach finds a phone then goes camping. And Zac opens doors with his feet.

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Show Notes:

Hokey Pokey: The origin tale

Scream 2022 Trailer

Dark, the Netflix series

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LEXICON: Affixed, Kerfuffle, Monotonous

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Thicc Thatch

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 8 Sep 2021 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 91, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to TikTok (or how not). Zac has some self-inflicted car trouble. And Zach has plenty of dirt.

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Show Notes:

TikTok: Defined by your vehicle

Come To My Window

Joe Dirt

Sunscreen Stick

You have to pay for this link: A Battle Between a Great City and a Great Lake

ISO - Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra

The TikTok Zach saved that makes him laugh
(it’s the comments on this one that are so 🤌🏻🤣)

Drobo for those who can’t be bothered to look it up

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LEXICON: Paparazzo, Fulcrum, Gleeful

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Hipster Glitter

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 1 Sep 2021 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 90, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss online kinks. Zac puts hipster glitter on *everything* but his bagel. And Zach worries about everything else.

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Show Notes:

Apple Crisp Macchiato

Glass app Landing Page

Everything But The Bagel Seasoning

Cards Against Humanity - Everything

Hipster Glitter

OnlyFans says never mind

Pair vs Pairs

AllBirds Sugar Rovers

Yeezy Foam Runner

Ted Lasso: Carol of the Bells

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LEXICON: Infliction, Inflection, Extrapolation

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Laundry Limbo

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 25 Aug 2021 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 89, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to sell tickets the new-fashioned way. Zac shares his ideal s’mores recipe. And Zach finally makes time for a film — from 5 years ago.

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Show Notes:

The Sandlot: The S’mores Process

Babish YouTube Channel

Moonlight

Moonlight > La La Land

More Taste, Less Filling ad

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LEXICON: Fruition, Purveyor

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Mental Bandwidth

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 11 Aug 2021 16:01:31 +0000

Episode 88, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach debate a cure-all for anxiety. A different person puts their fingers in Zac’s mouth than he might like. Also, Zach is a tall, lanky and ticklish boy built for radio.

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Show Notes:

Anxiety causes sleepless nights

What are tonsils anyway?

Geographic Tongue

Chestfeeding vs Breastfeeding

The latest on Climate Change

How Andrew Wyeth Made A Painting

The Diary - Dexter Britain

Not a Sponsor

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LEXICON: Substitutable, Anecdotal, Abscond

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Facebook Fraud

zachkaufman@me.com (Episode 84) — Wed, 4 Aug 2021 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 87, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how terrible Mark Zuckerberg is for humanity. Zach describes how he writes an email. And Zac is anxious about eggs.

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Show Notes:

FaceBook ad review “process”

ICYMI FaceBook’s new (hideous) Company Brand

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LEXICON: Investigatory, Delineate

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Dearly Departed

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 28 Jul 2021 19:05:59 +0000

Episode 86, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach detail how to use read receipts strategically. Zach chemically breaks down cold brew. And Zac discusses the social implications of mourning for the world to see.

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Show Notes:

Filtron Cold Brew Kit

Zach did a bunch of (more) research on Cold Brew and Hot Coffee

Voice of Tony the Tiger

Fixer Upper: Grave Edition

“Sleep Sounds” on Apple Music

Mac Richter “From Sleep” | Apple Music

And “Sleep” | Apple Music

Wendy Williams: Another week

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LEXICON: Consecrate, Cheugy, Indelible

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Sexual Leftovers

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Fri, 16 Jul 2021 03:08:55 +0000

Episode 85, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss why to never take leftovers. Zach goes to the lake for the Fourth. And Zac details his version of foreplay.

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Show Notes:

Hilltop Tavern

Zach said “K Grader” but meant Q Grader

(As)salt your coffee - James Hoffman

[Please get tested (for all things)]

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Posted Poster

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 7 Jul 2021 16:31:54 +0000

Episode 84, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss Instagram frenemies. Zach revisits fifth grade try-outs. And Zac forgets what cash (money) is.

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Show Notes:

Custom Cookies - Sugar on the Side

Bleachers - Gone Now on Apple Music

GSN - Friend or Foe (TV Series

The Friend or Foe, herself

“Thirty and flirty and thriving.”

Star Wars: Medieval Collection EP on Apple Music

Samuel Kim on Apple Music

Star Wars X Pirates of the Caribbean EP on Apple Music

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LEXICON: Bygones, Locale, Fastidious

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Damn Dam

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Fri, 25 Jun 2021 14:23:51 +0000

Episode 83, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to cut out friends and foes. They share some pointless purchases. Also, Zac is ambivalent about identity theft.

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Show Notes:

AirPods Max - Space Gray

ThermoWorks - Thermapen Mk 4

ThermoWorks - ThermoDrop

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LEXICON: Interrogative, Germification, Encapsulation

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Dead Dad

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 17 Jun 2021 14:04:16 +0000

Episode 82 you remember it . . . Zach learns how to put swing in tree [sic]. Zac outlines the deals that occur after a garage sale is over. Also, Zach sees a black hole — or at least a crack.

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Show Notes:

Dexter’s Laboratory

Dexter

Little People Big World

The Mule

Zach’s Ladder

Do not Google: ‘Compound Fracture’

Inside by Bo Burnham on Netflix

Inside album on Apple Music

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LEXICON: Cavalcade, Purveyor, Contriteness

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Pizza Parlor

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 9 Jun 2021 18:04:57 +0000

Episode 81, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach go to a pizza parlor. Zac has to use chopsticks. And Zach has to deal with the power company.

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Show Notes:

New LaCroix

Zac’s fancy boy towels

What Zach actually said about piracy

What Zach was actually thinking of about piracy

Yelp review of Bread Boy

Bear App

Zac’s Apple Music page

Zach’s Apple Music page

The Anthropocene Reviewed

Fans of the Green Brothers: Nerdfighters

“You’ve Got Mail”

Kinto

Bombas Pride Collection

Gripper Slipper

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LEXICON: Extol, Verge, Pejorative

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Fancy Poop

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Fri, 21 May 2021 03:39:44 +0000

Episode 80, you remember it . . . Zach has a mouse in his house. Zac goes to brunch twice. Also, fuck trains and mulch.

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Show Notes:

Lab Grown Chicken

Zac’s Yelp Review for Taxman

The Only Indianapolis Brunch Locale

Micro Machines

Noclip: Roller Coaster Tycoon

DinoPark Tycoon

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LEXICON: Definement, Reprimand, Tycoon

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Draft Queens

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 13 May 2021 00:23:39 +0000

Episode 79, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach spread misinformation about COVID vaccines. Zac gets his coffee stolen. Also, prepare for a ‘previously on’ extravaganza.

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Show Notes:

Actually Happy Returns

The Schtick for Shin Splints

Chris Pratt Workout

Covid-19 Vaccine approved for adolescents

Perfect Pancakes by Alison Roman

Dexter Reboot Trailer

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LEXICON: Gamut, Comme ci, comme ça, Ombre

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Bissell Boy

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 5 May 2021 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 78, you remember it . . . the dog dad (Zach) and dog uncle (Zac) take care of some sick pups. Zach tries to update his Kindle beside his son’s bespoke bed. And Zac learns how to steal someone’s dignity.

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Show Notes:

Meridian Again

Parachute Hybrid Crib

That artist linked down below (M.C. Escher)

Bissell Boy

Splash Mountain Reimagined

Wallpaper* Apple Packaging

Zach's Stihl Chainsaw

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LEXICON: Transmogrify, Vehement, Loppers

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Savory Blank

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 28 Apr 2021 20:04:04 +0000

Episode 77, you remember it . . . Zac orders in person and online, but neither work out. Zach buys a car for $400 — *dead ass.* Also, they both overthink pre-orders for AirTag.

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Show Notes:

Ford Probe

AirTag

Allegedly COVID on Surfaces (or Menus)

The right thing: Meridien

The wrong thing: Manscaped

YouTube review that helped Zac

How filmmakers hide cameras

Example of effect in Mission Impossible

Work in Progress with Sophia Bush (and Hillary Clinton)

How to cancel alimony payments to the NYTimes

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LEXICON: Humidor, Squabble, Lambast

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Recluse Recluses

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Fri, 23 Apr 2021 04:07:40 +0000

Episode 76, you remember it . . . Zach bets it all on the house — rather the foundation. Zac is on EDT but his interviewers supposedly are not. And Zach is a thalassophobiak but also (an internet) cuck.

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Show Notes:

Mark Zuckerberg covers his camera like Zach

on Twitch: HometownGreen’s First Dive Down

Confused about EDT?

from WireCutter: Vitamix 5200

Brooklinen Quiz

Big Mistake, Huge

Oat Milk is at Risk

Just the Recipe, no seriously

Malted Milk Chocolate Bourbon Ice Cream

That random final song mentioned by Zac

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LEXICON: Recluse, Thalassaphobia, Panache

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Shallow Shower

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 7 Apr 2021 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 75, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to run in front of strangers. Zach plays his PS5 while home alone. Also, they uncover Zach’s (porn) alter ego.

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Show Notes:

CDC Moderna Guidelines

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LEXICON: Abscond, Adroit, Consortium

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Pilfered Person

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 1 Apr 2021 10:17:46 +0000

Episode 74, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach ethically debate when to get COVID vaccines. Zach embarks upon a puzzling quest. Also, Zac shares his idea for Shark Tank.

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Zach’s Wallet of choice

Zac’s Wallet of choice

Krispy Kreme FAQ

Cinnamon Shrimp Toast Crunch

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LEXICON: Pilfered, Arduous, Inordinate

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Espresso Duh

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Fri, 26 Mar 2021 03:42:57 +0000

Episode 73, you remember it . . . Zac gets a CT Scan — with contrast. Zach discusses sports and March Badness. Also, Zac gripes about people who instigate a “Cheers!”

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Show Notes:

Password to Professor Dumbledore’s Office

John Mulaney: Tall Child

John Mulaney: Nervous on Airplanes

(Previously on Exactly) Pulled Over, Timestamp: 1:00:18

Ellen Pompeo’s laugh

Christine Baranski’s laugh

Christine Baranski’s IMDB

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LEXICON: Besmirch, Partake, Recurring

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Supposedly Supposably

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 18 Mar 2021 04:46:46 +0000

Episode 72, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach talk about how much the algorithm knows. Zach gets his denim repaired. Also, Zac ‘supposably’ calls for a boycott of dictionary.com

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Show Notes:

T-Rex Cozy Coupe

Everything (but the bagel) Seasoning

Everlane

Hacking for Texts

Nihilism and Howl’s Moving Castle - Movies with Mikey

Watch Studio Ghibli movies on HBO Max

Show Quote:

“We all need something to ruin us.”

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Paige

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LEXICON: Supposably, Irregardless, Incredulous

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Fungible Guy

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 10 Mar 2021 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 71, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach have car trouble. Zach shakes somebody’s hand wrong. And Zac dismantles a smoke alarm.

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Phoebe’s smoke alarm

NFTs Explained

Taco Bell NFTs and the website Zac couldn’t remember

Buy several NFTs here at getfuckeddotcom.com

Grimes on Apple Music

Oatly “milk”

Fitness+ Time to Walk

Zach’s most recent Kickstarter

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LEXICON: Unkempt, Bumble, Fungible

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Pointless Purchases

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 3 Mar 2021 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 70, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to game the resume writing racket. Zac contemplates calling in, out or off. And Zach needs a VPN to spend money safely

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Show Notes:

Zach’s new stove/firepit

Zac’s new die-cast Poké Ball

Stardew Valley on iOS

Stardew Valley Board Game

Wingspan

Just Vibes Enamel Pins

Previously on: Kel.Lauren (they/them) on YouTube

OMG Hanners Etsy Shop

Smart TVs Track Everything You Watch

You watch TV. Your TV watches back. | The Washington Post

Kindergartener’s Redo the English Language TikTok

Pixar USPS Truck

Stop Receiving Junk Mail

25 years of Pokémon

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LEXICON: Farce, Eschew, Non-sequitur

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Dental Damn

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 18 Feb 2021 06:04:29 +0000

Episode 69, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach return to the dentist. Zac eats and drives while critiquing constructioneers. And Zach’s furnace fails.

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Ashley Judd, Star of Double Jeopardy

Furnace Short Cycling

Merv Griffin

MERV Rating

Survivor is (almost) back

Luxury Space Hotel

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Salmonella Salad

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 10 Feb 2021 19:54:07 +0000

Episode 68, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach are valued app customers. They reinvent the supposed strip mall. And Zach gets sick during the Super Bowl.

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Show Notes:

Chick-Fil-A app

Target app

Lady Gaga Chromatica Oreos

Dark Chocolate Oreos

Televangelist saves us from Covid

Adopt a child, please?

#VernersOrDie

Nike Go FlyEase GIF

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LEXICON: Grocer, Modicum, Contained(er)

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Professor Project

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 3 Feb 2021 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 67, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach get duped by Robinhood. Zach details his restaurant grading system. And Zac confuses the CVS guy.

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Show Notes:

Walgreen’s NEW reward program

Is The Squeeze Squoze?

TikStonk Mansplaining

AMC gets bailed out by Main Street

Schoolhouse

NYMÅNE IKEA modern-chic shade

Help Zac get rich, Buy DOGE.

Topo Chico: Chew your water

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LEXICON: Tchotchke, Quell, Tout

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Metaphorical Spice

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 27 Jan 2021 17:47:37 +0000

Episode 66, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach belittle friends that don’t know proper texting etiquette. Zac plays the credit game to find a new credit card. And Zach’s new kitchen appliances are in the mail.

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Show Notes:

Lunchables (and Brunchables)

The (mythical) Jackalope

The Giga Pet

Add a Discover Card to your Wallet

Yuri Wong - “A Center For Ants”

COVID-19 ("Blow The Wind" Remix)

OP-1 Instrument

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LEXICON: Putz, Savant, Echelon

Music: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

Most Moist

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 20 Jan 2021 17:18:21 +0000

Episode 65, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach won’t take down their Christmas trees. Zac recalls some favorite childhood treats. And Zach wants to make cock-sucking cool again.

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Show Notes:

Big Bold Book from DEW HQ

Queen’s Gambit on Netflix

Hot Pocket recall

Jam, Jelly, and Preservatives | Britannica

Reynolds Wrap

Up, Up and Away on Disney Plus

Social Debates become Songs TikTok

Seashanty TikTok

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LEXICON: Renege, Pneumatic, Conjecture

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Antisocial Media

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 13 Jan 2021 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 64, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach join the government watch lists when trying to understand Cryptocurrency. Zac revisits the sushi section at the supermarket. And Zach really hates styrofoam.

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Show Notes:

Chipoptle’s not-so-secret Guac Recipe 🥑

HBO’s The Flight Attendant Trailer

Documentary: Jiro Dreams of Sushi Trailer

Oops all roller coasters at Cedar Point

Zach still doesn’t get dew point

Do the Dew Nation HQ

Parler goes bye bye

Netflix’s The Social Dilemma Trailer

Syfy’s The Magicians Trailer

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LEXICON: Renege, Pneumatic, Conjecture

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Dogsitting Debacle

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 6 Jan 2021 20:43:50 +0000

Episode 63, you remember it . . . Zac dog sits because he can’t fathom babysitting. Zach goes to the ER but considers the consequences. And they no longer have a CCO.

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Show Notes:

Dick Clark’s and/or Ryan Seacrest’s NYE

Sonos Beam

Magic Puzzles

How long should I keep records

Paper Shredder Sharpening & Lubricant Sheets

Do You Love Me

Hyundai Buys Boston Dynamics from Softbank

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LEXICON: Posture, Unbeknownst, Saunter

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Recanted Resolutions

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 30 Dec 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 62, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach declare some so-called resolutions because it has been a year. Zach says ‘honestly’ too much. And Chuck-E-Cheese makes a special (previously on) appearance.

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Show Notes:

Where a Kid Can Be A Kid

Disney Animatronic Bears

Listen to Happ-E Holidays Playlist on Apple Music

How to Make a McFlurry

Humans by Brandon Stranton

Tartine Bread Book

Tartine Bread Video

Nintendo Year in Review

Soul

Luxardo Maraschino Cherry

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LEXICON: Slivered, Query, Epithet

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Jolly Jostle

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 23 Dec 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 61, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach reminisce about their favorite Christmas traditions. They discuss mornings — both good and bad. Plus, it’s time for the annual gift exchange.

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Show Notes:

Just Say No

PS5 Giveaway

Nielsen-Massey Vanilla

Ugmonk Bolt Action Pen

BAJA BLAST® "DYE HARD" TEE

Heavy = Expensive | YouTube

Kickstarter-backed Analog

MTW Backpack

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LEXICON: Jovial, Imbibement, Demarcation

Music: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

Temporary Happiness

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 60, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach invent their own coffee shop by critiquing others. Zach experiences a ‘slept’ McDonald’s. Also, there is some temporary sadness.

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Show Notes:

(His) AirPods Max - Zac’s Pair

(& His) AirPods Max - Zach’s Pair

Listen, we want to drive our airplanes on the ground | Daring Fireball

Five Lessons by Dave Chappelle | Stratechery

Aside: If you like the words of John Gruber & Ben Thomson: https://dithering.fm

That new new album by Taylor Swift

That sweet sweet theme music by Louie Zong

Out-of-Stock Dog Beds | Parachute

Strappy Wool Mattress Topper | Parachute

New Disney+ Slate Announced | The Verge

Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions on Disney

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LEXICON: Asinine, Gumption, Posit

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Perpetually Swollen

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 9 Dec 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 59, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss hand confidence alongside spending money during a pandemic. Also, Zach gets an unexpected — but also expected — call from his mortgage boy.

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Parachute

Public Bikes

Wake-The-Fuck-Up Drink

Bedside Ambient Sounds

The Great British Bake Off

Little Britain

Matt Lucas

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LEXICON: Maskne, Parlay, Blythe

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Window Waves

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 2 Dec 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 58, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach say hello to strangers at a window, garage door, and around the block. Also, their psyches reveal themselves.

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Transitional Style 101

Monkey Wrench

How to Watch Chip and Joanna Gaines’ Magnolia Network

Hillbilly Elegy

Zach’s Letterboxd

Follow Glenn Close on Instagram

Never be cheap in the Bedroom

Moment Travel Wear

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LEXICON: Admonish, Pendullumatic, Indubitably

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Gobble Gallop

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 04:23:44 +0000

Episode 57, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach share their Thanksgiving plans. Also, Zach tries to sell his iPhone.

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Show Notes:

Hannah-Barbera

Zac’s “Free” Allbirds Apparel

Taco Bell App and Rewards

What Zac thought Zach meant from Fellow: The Raven

What Zach actually meant: The Clyde

Parachute

Miley Cyrus remixes Stevie Nicks

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LEXICON: Prelude, Pneumonics, Blasphemous

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Online Orders

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 19 Nov 2020 05:28:36 +0000

Episode 56, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach struggle with online order systems. Also, it turns out all questions are stupid questions.

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American Airlines cookies

Elevenses

Dustin Johnson and his green* jacket

Taylor Swift Capital One

Listen to Bleachers (feat. Bruce Springsteen) on Apple Music

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LEXICON: Clairvoyant, Minuscule, Serpentine

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Fresh Fries

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 12 Nov 2020 22:58:44 +0000

Episode 55, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac visits a third window and Zach uses a Coinstar. Also, boosts.

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Allbirds Trino Face Masks

Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough

Maraschino Cherry

Zac’s cute iPhone mini

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LEXICON: Diatribe, Delineate, Salient

Music: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

Election Extravaganza

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 5 Nov 2020 21:17:21 +0000

Episode 54, you remember it . . . It’s the one where we await news of the most anxiety-riddled election so far. And we go live to Washington DC.

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Show Notes:

Superstore - NBC

Judge Orders Sweep

Dalton on Third Party

And That’s What You Missed on Glee

Anderson Cooper says “Clitter”

Economist Predicts 97%

Keep the faith.

Mr. Rogers on scary TV

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LEXICON: Clitter

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Skewed Stream

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 53, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach return to the bathroom. Also, Zac presides over a funeral.

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Show Notes:

iPhone 12 mini goodness

Alvin Zhou on YouTube

Semantic Satiation

Podcast - Unlocking Us with Brené Brown: Jason Sudeikis

TED Talks:

The Power of Vulnerability

Listening to Shame

Ted Lasso on Apple TV+
Hashtagordained.com

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LEXICON: Illegible, Belligerent, Alacrity

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Boring Bic

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 15 Oct 2020 03:37:24 +0000

Episode 52, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac’s mom gets Walmart.com-ed, and Zach takes The Social Dilemma seriously.

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Zote Laundry Soap from Walmart.com

I’m Blue (da ba dee)

Kuretake Fude Brush Pen Extra Fine, Fudegokochi (LS4-10S), 3 pens per Pack (Japan import) [Komainu-Dou Original Package]

The Horse in the Bed

The horse head was real

Indy Scream Park

11-in-1 Instant Pot *Crisp*

Listen to Nectar by Joji

Windy City Rehab

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LEXICON: Frill, Crisp, Gaudy

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Oven Anything

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 7 Oct 2020 23:19:00 +0000

Episode 51, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac is an anti-vaxxer while Zach is a vaxxer. And Zac is interrupted during his lunch.

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Show Notes:

Goodbye Film Industry

Gigafire (a potentially made up word)

Fellow Ode Burr Grinder - Preorder

Freshly (Not a sponsor)

Flu of 1918 - Science Corner

Crimes Against Hugh’s Manatees

Hoyle book (Zac thinks)

Now Playing in Select Theaters

Rent Your Own Private Alamo

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LEXICON: Parapet, Misanthrope, Flummox

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Podcast Pillow

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 30 Sep 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 50, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zach and Zac delve into some previously on and celebrate their golden anniversary. Also, Zac is wronged by a Walgreens.

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Show Notes:

Goose, the pup — Donate here.

Diagnosis Murder S2E10 Laughing Gas Scene HD

Nitros Oxide

Casper Weighted Blanket

Goody’s

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LEXICON: Harangue, Ruse, Turnstile

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Autumnal Attire

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 23 Sep 2020 20:41:42 +0000

Episode 49, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac is haunted by an ex and Zach misses his window for a PS5. Also, Zac doesn’t take a vacation.

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Sweater Weather by the Neighbourhood

Solo Loop for Apple Watch

Preorders are terrible

Reaction to the design (for example)

Vinyl Outsells CDs for the First Time in Decades

Possum vs Opossum

watchOS 7 features

DraftKings Sportsbook app (not a sponsor)

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LEXICON: Farce, Arid, Bundle

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Sensible Adult

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 16 Sep 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 48, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach endure an IMAX experience. Also, Zach has a coronation ceremony in his mouth.

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Show Notes:

Halloween is cancelled?

IMAX

Tenet | IMDb

Best Film Format for Tenet

Robinhood (not a Sponsor)

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LEXICON: Supple, Abscond, Malady

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Miserable Together

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 9 Sep 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 47, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zach rides the Covid Coaster. Zac spills his lubing secrets. But most importantly: fuck ketchup.

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Dry Mouth? Biotène

Perfect Fast-Food French Fry

Duration of Isolation for COVID-19

Glenn’s Coffee Technique

Amazon’s Treasure Truck @ Home

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LEXICON: Gaslight, Parenthetical, Eventuality

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Known-Good Mask

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 2 Sep 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 46, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac has anxiety gas during his ultrasound. Zach demands a PSL with a $1 Reddi-wip surcharge. Also, she would say, “huah‽"

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Starbucks Coldfoam

10% Happier app

Taco Bell Menu Change

Privacy app (NOT A SPONSOR)

McDonalds Monopoly Scam

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LEXICON: Poignant, Regularly, Ethereal

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Vague Vacation

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 19 Aug 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 45, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac (finally) has some anti-anxiety meds and Zach is back from his vacation. Also, we discuss tourist traps.

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Dunkaroos Swag

Madame Tusseads

Good Sudoku

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Two Things

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 5 Aug 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 44, you remember it . . . It’s the one where we have in-person energy. Zac and Zach discuss elementary school trauma. And Zach defines background music.

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Steve Jobs: “Are you getting it?”

How to Ride Bitch

Please Scream Inside Your Heart

Taylor Swift’s Folklore Album

NordicTrack Bike

Step By Step Theme Song

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LEXICON: Preemptive, Blockade, Unkept

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Bohemian Hipster

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 22 Jul 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 43, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac checks out of his hotel. Zach shares how he shower-shaves. Penélope Cruz guest hosts.

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Eponymous Pirates Franchise

Virus-that-can’t-be-named “Long Haulers”

Not a sponsor: Better Help

Allbirds Undies

New Parachute Sheets

Casper Pillows (Original)

Deliveries App

Zac’s favorite Nike shirt

The One Direction Shirt

Illy Coffee

So-Called Japanese Iced Coffee Recipe

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Reel Mowers

Real Mowers

Home Town (TV series)

Home Town Southernisms

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LEXICON: Maxim, Relegate, Deign

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Dirt Road

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 15 Jul 2020 18:34:42 +0000

Episode 42, you remember it . . . It’s the one where what happened to Zac turns a Kia into an OHV. Zach discusses his Drobo dissertation. And the audio is still not normal — but almost.

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Blue Bottle x Fellow

Smash it With a Hammer

GetFucked.com (not a sponsor)

Kickstarter Onion

Interstellar Church Organ

An Instrument the Size of a Building

The Dick Van Dyke show

Dick Van Dyke | Wikipedia

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LEXICON: Ephemeral, Route, Caravan

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Stolen Goods

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Fri, 10 Jul 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 41, you remember it . . . It’s the one where what happened to Zac in Vegas actually stayed there. Zach is a sick boy, so this is why we are a bit late. And the audio is less than ideal, but such is life.

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Anxiety Onion

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 1 Jul 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 40.5, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac is on the road and is angry about everything. Also Zach reminds everyone to be decent.

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Lazy They

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 40, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac needs more fiber and Zach goes to Fedex. We also talk digital (and analog) productivity.

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The Right Hey Now

Hey Ya

“Hey Now, You’re an All Star”

Hey Now - Lizzie McGuire

Who Loves Orange Soda?

Large Hadron Collider | Wikipedia

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Analog Kickstarter

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Mob Mentality

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 17 Jun 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 39, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac is (by admission) a hypochondriac. Zach marvels over uncomfortable silences. And we discuss #cancelculture.

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“and I’m spiralling”

Notion App

Writer’s Block - Gravity Boots

“I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it”

Improving your vocabulary

JK Rowling’s opinion

Max Temkin is cancelled

Magic Puzzles | Successful Kickstarter

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Coffee Milkshake

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 10 Jun 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 38, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zach tells you how to get ants, so Zac gets his car detailed. Also, don’t milk our coffee!

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Cost of a stamp

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Regina Spektor Playlist

Best Brokers App

Billions

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Non-Maintenance Boy

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 3 Jun 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 37, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac wants to escape with television whereas Zach wants to escape to space. Also, sometimes the rain is coming from inside the house.

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8 Minutes 46 Seconds

Killer Mike Press Conference

Ernie Chambers in 1966

Trevor Noah

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Central Park Link | Apple TV+

HBO Max

Bad Robot Productions

NASA | SpaceX - Inspirational Hope

SUDOKU - “The universe is singing here.”

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Love Life - HBO Max

The Last Dance - ESPN

Picard - CBS All Access

Dark - Netflix

The Jinx - HBO (or HBO Max)

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S’Medium Boy

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 27 May 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 36, you remember it . . . It’s Exactly afterdark. Zach is home alone with fiskars; Zac accidentally touched a mail person. And we somehow gendered both socks and robots.

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Runner’s Knot | YouTube

David Letterman’s Final Ep | YouTube

The Thunder Rolls | YouTube

Bleachers | “Rolling Thunder” Lyrics

Zac's Medium

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LEXICON: Satiate, Nonsensical, Befall

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Gnat Orgy

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 20 May 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 35, you remember it . . . It’s the one where we recap the 40th anniversary of Survivor — don’t worry you can skip it. Zac rants and says ew a lot. And Zach has some back pain.

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Why gnats swarm

Cedar Point

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Milenium Force | Wikipedia

You bet we’re going to link to buff.com again

CBS All Access (not a sponser)

National Treasure news | The Verge

Tangled: The Series

Science VS Coronavirus: The Mask Wars

Zac's Medium

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Medium Meditation

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 13 May 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 34, you remember it . . . It’s the one where we update you on our Animal Crossing journeys — and how it’s impacting our world views. Zac is seeing the world through shapes, while Zach is a mindful man.

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Turnip Exchange

Rupees

Supermarket Sweep Returns

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Tooth Trauma

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 6 May 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 33, you remember it . . . Zac becomes a supermarket sushi savant and Zach cuts more than just an avocado. Also, there are too many tools for teeth.

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Allbirds Shoes (Everyday / Dasher)

Chrome Forged Rubber

Airport Sushi with John Mulaney | YouTube

Supermarket Sweep | Wikipedia

New Year’s Day | Taylor Swift

A Fashion Guide for American Militia

A knife cut out for it

Broken link to Quip (not a sponsor!)

Toothbrush Link

Toothpaste link

Parks and Recreation | Wikipedia

Never Have I Ever | Wikipedia

True Zach Kaufman Shit

Espresso Machine link SCG

SCG Gail Clips

@Work | YouTube

@Home | YouTube

Cortado Glass

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Supermarket Sushi

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 29 Apr 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 32, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac does the parcel room shuffle. Zach shares his manicured menu bar. And we both are less anxious about no longer being sued.

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Hello Fresh (not a sponsor)

Burger Comparisons | YouTube

Nike Challenger Men's 7" Lined Running Shorts

Myles Everyday Shorts

Bellroy Wallet

Noise Buddy App for AirPods Pro for macOS

Bartender for macOS

Louie Zong

The Bold Type + Music Recs

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Dividend Dildo

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 22 Apr 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 31, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zach has a meltdown over SD cards. And Zac’s only stress is hummus.

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Home Trailer | YouTube

Scrubs Rewatch Podcast

No Touching

Sabra Hummus

Grandma loves Nintendo

Stimulus Checks and Prior Debt

Hermès Boy

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Cookie Cucks

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 15 Apr 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 30, you remember it . . . It’s the one where we dissect milk’s favorite cookie. Also, we draft imaginary concerts based on a tweet.

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Oreos

Turtles All the Way Down

Zac’s Pecan Pie

Animal Crossing Hourly Music

Observed Federal Holidays

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LEXICON: Tepid, Aside, Epithet

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Hot Scarcity

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 8 Apr 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 29, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac does his good deed for the year. Plus, we discover Zach’s trigger word.

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Furthest and Farthest

Census Home Visits

NPR’s Pop Culture Happy Hour

Why The TP is All Gone | Medium

Merge Buff

Ozark | Netflix

Tom Pelphrey | IMDb

Comedians in Cars | Netflix

It Stings | YouTube

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Cliff Hanger

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 1 Apr 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 28, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach discover how to become a little bit less anxious. Also, where do triscuits get their name?

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NPR’s Pop Culture Happy Hour

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How Triscuits got their name | Twitter

Mayor Pete’s Quarantine Beard

Top 5 lists | Merlin Mann

Animal Crossing New Horizons

NextDraft.com but Damon Lindelof

Who is Tom Nook?

Zoom Call Oopsie | YouTube

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LEXICON: Debris, Sepia, Facetious
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Three Strikes

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 27, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach admit they were wrong about COVID. And at a time of toilet paper uncertainty: Zach buys a bidet.

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Philz Coffee

Model Y

Hello Tushy (not a sponsor)

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Geriatric Ice-Skates

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 18 Mar 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 26, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach have lots of follow up. Also, Zach dissects accidental appropriation of accents and Zac SoulCycles.

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How to describe a haircut

La Croix Pamplemousse

Wandering Accents

Opposite of salutation

SoulCycle

Survivor Buffs

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Soft Cookie

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 11 Mar 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Episode 25, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach get philosophical about cookies. And we just have to talk about the anxiety surrounding COVID-19.

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Kitchenaid Mixer

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LEXICON: Acquiesce, Snafu, Promulgate
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Bloody Toe

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 4 Mar 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 24, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach discover they are baby. And Zach breaks down the phrase, “I’m sorry for your loss.”

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Breathing while Running

Hipster Ipsum

Fallacies

I’m Baby

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LEXICON: Dongle, Afoot, Fallacy
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Humidifier Parent

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 26 Feb 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 23, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zach discusses how to baby a humidifier. Also, Zac goes to Emo Night and introduces: the Anxiety-Ometer.

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Toro

Adam Sandler Filmography | IMDb

Switched on Pop

Emo Night

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LEXICON: Punctual, Gumption, Galvanized
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Student Barber

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 19 Feb 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 22, you remember it . . . It’s the one where both Zac and Zach share haircut stories. Also, they publicly shame a bad tipper.

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Just Watch

Izze

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Eve | Wikipedia

Reservoir Dogs Tipping | YouTube

“You Need To Cut It” | YouTube

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Big Bummer

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 12 Feb 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 21, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach are in separate recording studios. Zac talks about a big move.

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MFEO - Sleepless in Seattle

Mints for the Discouraged

Magnesium Stearate

“Will You Help Me”

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LEXICON: Blasé, Palindrome, Cosmopolitan
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Mystery Box

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 5 Feb 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 20, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach discuss mystery boxes. Also: Zac has Chinese takeout, and Zach explains why a New Year’s resolution is meaningless.

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Beyond Menu

Mail Time - Blues Clues | YouTube

The mystery box | JJ Abrams

No Such Thing as Can’t Sing | Twitter

Mallory Hodgkin

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Hashtag Ordained

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 29 Jan 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 19, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach discuss weddings. And Zac shares his secret soap opera fandom.

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General Hospital

Network Sweeps | Mental Floss

Luke & Laura

Super Bowl XV Viewers | Nielsen

What happens when you don’t email us

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Peak TV

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 22 Jan 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 18, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach realize the biggest first world problem: peak TV. And nothing is worse than having to call the cable company.

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Kettle On - The Script | Apple Music

Philips Norelco 7200 | The Verge

Movember

Just because

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LEXICON: Abacus, Connotation, Tremor
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Bachelorette Party

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 15 Jan 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 17, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach differentiate between deodorants and anti-perspirants. Also, Zac goes to a bachelorette party.

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Local Coffee Emporium | Instagram

Deodorant Burns | YouTube

When to Apply Antiperspirant

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Open Stall

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 8 Jan 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 16, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zach regrets visiting a gym. Also, he encounters a stalker when making an Amazon return.

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Trail Running Shoes

Hyperspace | Wookiepedia

Bo Burnam | YouTube

J im Halpert | Wikipedia

Smock, Smock, Smock

What Zach Wanted

What Zach Did Not Want

Cha cha Charmin | YouTube

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Wet Boys

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 1 Jan 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Episode 15, you remember it . . . It’s the first of our (now) weekly show. Zac and Zach discuss the anxieties of using someone else’s bathroom. Also, LaCroix is the best snack.

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Dude Wipes

Hello Tushy

The Original Niagara Stealth Toilet | YouTube

LaCroix Boy | YouTube

LaCroix

ALDI

Wool Shoes

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Trailer

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 1 Jan 2020 05:27:09 +0000

Exactly is now a weekly podcast. Happy New Year bitches.

This trailer can be shared with those so-called friends whose resolution is to listen to more podcasts. Enjoy.

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Christmas Fear

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 25 Dec 2019 07:05:21 +0000

Episode 14, you regifted it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach discuss the anxiety of the holidays. Also, they exchange gifts.

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The Movies That Made Us

Homeland Trailer | YouTube

The Year without a Santa Clause | YouTube

Make a list

Boxing Day | Wikipedia

A Charlie Brown Christmas - Clip | YouTube

Gift Wrap “Hack” | Today

Gifts:

Fellow x Carter Mug

Ugmonk Leather Coasters

LOST: We have to go back 3XLP, Dude

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Bottom Golf

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 11 Dec 2019 06:19:24 +0000

Episode 13, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zach and Zac discuss a new-old table as well as homelessness. And Zac plays Top Golf.

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Lucky Pierre

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 27 Nov 2019 05:24:05 +0000

Episode 12, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zach has some hot takes about sour cream and ranch. Also, Zac is quite the particular French boy.

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Cafe Patachou

French Omelette

People Taco Bell

Jacques Pépin Omelette

Hidden Mickeys

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Half Sock

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 13 Nov 2019 05:49:48 +0000

Episode 11, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach discuss changing the world through food and frozen pizza. Also, Zach is anxious about adventures requiring babysitters.

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MBMBaM

Boots / Cats | YouTube

Trino Socks | Allbirds

Lampster Follow-up

The Maltese Falcon (1941) | IMDb

Wings (1927) | IMDb

Sleepless in Seattle (1993) | IMDb

Food Inc. | Wikipedia

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Fast Food

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 31 Oct 2019 03:10:30 +0000

Episode 10, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach talk about ordering fast food and anxiously go to Taco Bell. They also finally earned that explicit rating.

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Taco Bell App

Doordash pass

Arby’s bell | Buzzfeed

Masterchef | IMDb

Parental Guidance | IMDb

Triple Double

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LEXICON: Extoll, Gaslight

Dog Running

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 16 Oct 2019 14:37:26 +0000

Episode 9, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach talk about astrology and Amazon packages. Also, they try running.

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Runner’s High Nike Ad | YouTube

Jeff Probst Motivations | YouTube

Couch to 5K - App

Intervals - App

Ben Affleck Commentary

LEXICON: Abacus, Niche, Serendipidous

Pulled Over

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 2 Oct 2019 12:49:39 +0000

Episode 8, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach get controversial by discussing the police and prostate exams. Also, they both get pulled over.

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On Fucking the Police

Police television show ‘Live PD’ back on the air in Tulsa

Tom Hanks to Play Mr. Rogers in Biopic ‘You Are My Friend’

Won’t You Be My Neighbor | IMDb

9 Judge Judy Quotes Worth Repeating

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LEXICON: Euphemism, Onlooker, Rigmarole

First Date

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Thu, 19 Sep 2019 05:51:12 +0000

Episode 7, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach talk about visiting the dentist and how one should tip. Also, they tell their first date stories.

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(500) Days of Summer | Wikipedia

Ben & Jerry’s

Chip & Joanna

The Surface Changes by Kaki King | YouTube

Origin of Manchego

Cotton Candy Grapes

Presidential Signatures | Pittsburgh Post Gazette

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LEXICON: Manchego, Quip, Sultry, Tapas

Train Travel

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 28 Aug 2019 04:53:33 +0000

Episode 6, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach detail their Kickstarter success rates and somehow denim comes up. Also, Zac tells a story about pre-modern transportation.

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Helvetica Now

Chicago’s “Great Hall”

Apple Ad: What’s a Computer?

Kickstarters:
Attaché

Iconic Pillow by Throwboy

Fruit of the Loom (because the website looks pre-modern)

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LEXICON: Attaché, Gaslight, Selvedge (or Selvage)

Movies Unlimitedly

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 14 Aug 2019 23:57:37 +0000

Episode Five, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach share their favorite movies and discuss why high school is meaningless. Also, they tell a story about what it’s like to go to the cinema with them.

Hitchcock, The Birds | Wikipedia

AMC A-LIST information

IMDB Top 250 (fun fact, it is different now!) | IMDb

Chance the Rapper Merch

Google Maps + Music

Text/Drive portal

Robin Williams on David Letterman

My Next Guest Needs No Introduction | Wikipedia

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LEXICON: Unlimitedly, Innumerous, Cacophony

Sex Shop

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 31 Jul 2019 15:54:51 +0000

Episode 4, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach talk about their biggest fears and what it means to leave no trace. Also, Zac tells a story about visiting a sex shop.

Survivor Wiki

39 Days | YouTube

Pete Pablos “Raise Up” | YouTube

Squatty Potty

Henry David Thoreau | The Walden Woods Project

Leave No Trace

A Beautiful Mind | IMDb

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LEXICON: Accoutrement, Psychosomatic, Phobia

Hot Yoga

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 17 Jul 2019 21:39:13 +0000

Episode 3, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach talk about the Interrobang and how much explaining is too much. Also, Zac tells a story about trying hot yoga.

Interrobang | Wikipedia

Cran/Crayon/Crown

Netflix chime article | Syfy Wire

AIM era | Mashable

Em dashes / Grammar

The Riddler | Party City

Unknowable = Explained | Netflix

Hosts / Snap. UPDATE | Vulture

/IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/ | About Exactly

Lexicon: Sanskrit, Interrobang, Em dashes

Bunchy Boxers

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 26 Jun 2019 04:16:21 +0000

Episode 2, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach talk about the brands they love and how they discover them. Also, Zac tells a story about how his new favorite brand is breaking his heart — and wallet.

Tidying Up | Wikipedia

Taylor Stitch

AllBirds

The Algorithmic Emptiness of Allbirds Shoes | The New Yorker

/IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/ | About Exactly

Lexicon: Bequeath, Qualm, Ethos

Why Exactly

zachkaufman@me.com (Exactly) — Wed, 12 Jun 2019 03:15:12 +0000

It’s the first episode. You remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach talk about why they made a podcast in the first place. Also, they tell a story about visiting the eye doctor.

Alex Cox (@Alex Cox) | Twitter

Lost (TV Series) | Wikipedia

/IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/ | About Exactly

Lexicon — timbre