Paradise Pod

Chapter 6

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sun, 23 Mar 2025 20:55:36 +0000

It is indeed year 6 of this. Is it the dawn of a new era? Only Donald knows the truth - but will he reveal his secrets?

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Weiner Dog Racing

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 19 Sep 2024 06:17:05 +0000

Ben Wright drops in to bless the dawgs. Two wins on the trot and a general improvement in play see Nashville SC giving fans something to enjoy at the end of what was feeling like a lost season. Topics include:

The BJ era's inauspicious Leagues Cup beginnings
Signs of life in the two losses
Clean sheets and wins in the last two
BJ's choices with his current squad
Best positions for Surridge
First impressions of Yazbek and Pérez
BJ's unexpected personality
Futurecasting Shaffelburg

The first Three Chalupas of the BJ era, predictions for Cincy at the weekend, and a bit of bonus Pochettino USMNT talk see us out on this one. Shouts out to Ben. Shouts out to YOU. Much love. COYBIG

BJ Rumors

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Mon, 24 Jun 2024 05:05:00 +0000

Appreciating Gary, evaluating Rumba, discussing a potential BJ, and pondering a brave new future for Nashville SC. COYBIG.

Out?

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Mon, 8 Apr 2024 05:05:00 +0000

What would #GaryOut actually look like now, in practice? Where does the fault lie, Jacobs or Smith? What kinds of players could be brought in as a solution? You know, all those old chestnuts. Three Chalupas, listener Qs, and the small matter of Inter Miami upcoming. We shall seeeeeeeeee. COYBIG.

Wendy's SC

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Mon, 18 Mar 2024 21:17:58 +0000

Nashville SC's Concacaf Champions Cup comes to an end, but the 'Yotes finally pick up a win in the league. Josh, Daniel and Slape unite under the Lisan Al-Gaib of Nashville SC podcasting (Donald “Muad-Dib” Hall) who vows to lead us all to paradise. That’s right folks, that’s been the reason for the name of the podcast all along. Topics aside from prophecy, natural resources, and revolution include:

8 matches in 23 days
The long term potential of a Mukhtar-Surridge-Boyd attacking triumvirate
Big Forster Ajago
Bunbury’s pens
The club’s CCC ticket policies
Inter Miami: very good, also surely the beneficiaries of a vast conspiracy (foul play from the bene gesserit?)
Dru Yearwood
A header for all the Muyl heads out there
Three Chalupas
Best XI as we move into a more normal schedule
The upcoming gauntlet

[using the voice] COME ON YOU BOYS IN GOLD

Marginal Gaines

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Mon, 19 Feb 2024 21:39:43 +0000

Hot damn, MLS is back. The Coyotes ride out once again. The pod looks at what 2024 could bring for Nashville SC. Topics hit include:

What should we expect from Sam Surridge in his first full season?
Is the Tyler Boyd signing going under the radar?
New central midfield options
The challenge of the Eastern Conference
Are issues in the squad building finally being addressed?
Feelings about Dax in Atlanta
Breakout candidates
Another homegrown signing
Donald’s Annual MLS Kit Rankings

Big round of Qs, and then we look ahead to a very busy first two weeks of the season, including NSC’s Concacaf Champions Cup debut. We back babayyy. COYBIG.

DePuy, We Hardly Knew Ye

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 20 Dec 2023 06:05:00 +0000

We got Davey and the TrillDawg in to help see off Nashville SC's 2023. Topics hit include:

Another first round playoff exit
Fan sentiment
This janky playoff format
Sam Surridge’s 2024 prospects
How will Nashville SC’s 2023 be remembered?
Moment of the season
Goal of the season
Annual Non-Hany Mukhtar MVP Award
Farewells to Dax, Fafa, Haakenson
Early signings of Dru Yearwood, McKinzie Gaines
What are the other off-season priorities?
Reaction to the US Open Cup news
Looking forward to Concacaf Champions Cup
What would it mean if Nashville made a coaching or front office change?

Up the 'Yotes forever. COYBIG. We'll see ya in '24.

Five Minutes of Fafa

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 31 Oct 2023 05:05:00 +0000

Our sincerest apologies for the lack of pods in the latter part of the season. Truth be told, Club and Country came in with a massive bid for Donald. Frankly, after that the lad’s head just wasn’t right. Thankfully, we’ve nailed him down to a 9-year extension and we’re confident he’ll see out his career as a Dawg.

Recorded Monday immediately after the loss in Orlando. Topics included:

The importance of a single match
Vulnerability down Nashville’s right
Is it true that if you have three center backs, you don’t have two?
The Surridge header that wasn’t
Hany pulling up from the logo
Shaffeltakes
Substitutions
Fafa injustice
New playoff format
Creeping thoughts of the offseason
Three Chalupas
What’s more likely now in this series, one more game or two?

Still an opportunity to put things right in Nashville. Win or stay home. COYBIG.

Never Check Your Email

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 24 Aug 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Slape, Josh and Donald come to grips with the loss in the Leagues Cup final, and think of what this cup run may indicate for the rest of Nashville SC’s season.

How competitions develop meaning
Post-tournament prospects for Sam Surridge and Lucas MacNaughton
Booing Messi
Assessing Inter Miami
The rush of Nashville’s equalizer
Environment in the stadium
The Campaña moment
Who seemed the more deserving winner, if one were to be had at full time?
Callender, Panicco and the PK shootout
Three Chalupas
Finally looking towards the beginning of the home stretch in the league

Up the Yotes forever. COYBIG.

It Has To Be Us

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 16 Aug 2023 23:46:14 +0000

A brief retrospective on this Nashville SC Leagues Cup run that will culminate in a final at Geodis Park against Lionel Messi’s Inter Miami on Saturday.

Ramping up against Colorado and Toluca
Exercising penalty shootout demons in Cincinatti
Madness in the quarterfinals against Club America
A relaxing training session against Minnesota
Momentous collective effort against Monterrey

A whole party pack of Chalupas, and a plea to the sporting gods for justice to be done take us out of this quickie episode, and on our way to Saturday. COYBIG.

Leagues Cup Seating Arrangements

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 19 Jul 2023 14:39:10 +0000

John, Slape Dogg, Josh and Don help each other get through Nashville SC's recent dip in form. Topics hit include:

The earth-shattering effects of missing clear cut chances
The pall cast over Nashville’s season by Cincy’s success
The inheritor of Ake Loba’s place in the trunk
The difference between a winger who chips in with goals, and a recognized center forward
The different ways fans allow officiating to them
Composure
Rivalry among the top clubs in the East
Donald’s extremely sus attempt to break transfer news
Shocking and shameful behavior from a certain Cincy fan
How real were the ‘yotes Supporter’s Shield hopes?
Mukhtar vs. Acosta in the MVP race
Four Chalupas
Sam Surridge in jeans
Listener Qs
Yanks of both sexes
Leagues Cup: does it suck ass, or is it actually cool as hell?

On to Leagues Cup. COYBIG and up the gaht dang Coyotes.

The Before Times

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 4 Jul 2023 21:16:29 +0000

Happy Independence Day! Topics hit include:

John Adams
More Hany madness with another hat trick
Losing the fast guys to Gold Cup duty
The failures of the back five
Botched chances in Montreal
Praise for Columbus (I know, yuck)
Line leading forwards
DC, or “The Randall Leal Match”

Three Chalupas, Qs, and Chicago preview. Go eat a hotdog. COYBIG.

Wyke's Woo Wagons

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 15 Jun 2023 05:58:05 +0000

The good old boy network of Nashville SC podcasting is brought to its knees as Katie and Amanda drop into the stu with Josh and Donald after a solid road trip for the Yotes.

Topics hit include:

MacNaughty conspiracy theories
Nashville SC creating its own luck
The Romney-fication of Jack Maher
Chatty Hany
The CJ Sapong derby
Toronto FC’s production line of talent… for Nashville SC
Lukas MacNaughton is a working architect, seriously? Come on man
Wyke’s Woo Wagons
What happens in midfield now that Leal is back
(Donald just straight up turned his mic off for ten minutes right around here)
ROARING
Four Chalupas
An arranged marriage for The Milkman
Adem Sipic’s contract and the progress of the club’s academy
Messi League Soccer

An all-time great batch of Qs and a quick preview for St. Louis on Saturday take us out of this one. Up the Yotes. COYBIG.

Gasoline

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 1 Jun 2023 05:05:00 +0000

Out of the cup, but unbeaten in 7 in MLS play, with wins in their last 3. Nashville SC: very very good at the moment. The Pod: very very happy to discuss.

Topics hit include

The b-team’s cup run
Alex Muyl, goal machine
MacNaughty
Hany the Human Highlight Reel
Randall Leal’s return
What it means to be this much better Inter Miami
Did we steal one in Charlotte?
Atmosphere in Geodis Park against Columbus
Threat from set pieces and corners
Joe Willis web gems
Power rankings

No time for Qs, too many damn matches. On to Dallas. I say start Brian Anunga and let him boss their midfield again. COYBIG

Swifties

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 10 May 2023 05:05:00 +0000

Chicago were horrible, but Nashville is pretty damn good right now. Josh and Don discuss yet another beatdown of the Fire, inspired by yet another Hany hat trick.

Topics hit include:

A sexy center back debut
Alex Muyl’s central role
Dax directing traffic, just like the good 'ol days
Shaff/Fafa rotation
Captaincy choices
Praise for Gary Smith, whose weaknesses from years prior all feel like strengths at the moment
Celebrating the consistently excellent MVP
Hot takes on Daniel Lovitz

Three chalupas, catching up on Qs, and hopes/dreams for the next two matches in the cup and league respectively. COYBIG.

Captain Morgan + Body Armor

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 3 May 2023 06:22:15 +0000

Slape, Josh and Don cover a LOT of ground catching up on all of the NSC action from April

Topics hit include:

Nil-nil against Toronto
Conceding two quick ones away to a much improved NYCFC side, and a positive fight back
Evaluating the home draw against LAFC
Jack Maher’s performance so far this season
Love for Joe Willis
Gary Smith fit check
Progressing in the US Open Cup
What's the read on Ján Greguš?
Ethan Zubak’s prospects in a post-Sapong world
How pivotal is the Atlanta win at this point in the season?
This new midfield diamond - a consequence of circumstance, or something to build on?
Super Sub Shaffelburg, and how he brings the best out of Hany
Fafa’s first goal at the ‘dude - is he an option up top?
The transfer of CJ Sapong, and his Nashville SC legacy

We were in a rush but we will hit your AMAZING questions next week. Just had a lot to catch up on in this one. Up the Yotes, COME ON YOU BOYZ N GOLD

Don Iver

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 5 Apr 2023 11:57:11 +0000

The smell of sweet victory in Orlando. Enough to wash away the stench of the Cincy loss at home? The dawgs deliberate.

Topics hit include:

Rivalry with Orlando
Fafa’s first goal and general start to life in Nashville
Surprise Haakenson start
The Joenaissance
The team’s bouncebackability under Gary Smith
When is the Hany MVP round two hype train allowed to leave the station?
Options off the bench when we’re fully healthy
Toronto preview

COYMFBIG

Table Talk

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:32:45 +0000

Shameful that Brandon Vazquez would celebrate a goal against his former club like that.

Topics hit include:

The state of Dax
Cincinnati’s strengths
Praise for Fafa and Joe
4th Annual First Viewing of the Table After Five Games
Tucking in your shirt
Orlando preview

COYBIG

Straight Edge Gary

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 21 Mar 2023 17:13:49 +0000

Josh and Donald have one of the most nuanced discussions of all time while keeping perspective after Nashville's first loss of the season. Topics hit include

Player selection and what it says about your aspirations
Set piece threat for Nashville so far this season
Shaq Moore and Dan Lovitz in central defensive roles
Gustavo Bou
The addition of Jan Gregus
Hany with more freedom to be a playmaker
Dave Romney and the legacy of former fan favorites

Qs and a quick preview for the blockbuster FC Cincinnati matchup take us out on this one. Come. On. You. Boisenberries.

Spongebob Rave

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 14 Mar 2023 16:04:51 +0000

OG J+D eppy. The good times are here to stay forever, and we'll never die. Topics hit include:

Shaffy-Mukhtar connection
Road draws and how they're perceived
Quality of opposition
Club captaincy shifting to Zim
In-depth celebration analysis
Our sweet boy Taylor
The evolution of Dan Lovitz
Nick DePwahhhh transfer weirdness

Qs administered by the Q shaman himself, previews of the upcoming match against the Romneylution, and then we're OUT. CTFOYBIG.

Frenching the Badge

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 2 Mar 2023 00:24:50 +0000

Seth, Josh and Donald try their best on this one. The performance from the team merited a better pod, but we're on vacation, cut us some slack. They're not all gonna be bangers. We go again. COYBIG.

Galaxy Defenders

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 21 Feb 2023 19:39:02 +0000

Season 4. Donald, Josh and Daniel - back to save the universe. Topics hit include:

Zim and Shaq in the World Cup
Giving the outgoing Dave Romney his due
The Ake Loba situation somehow going from bad to worse
The club’s transfer policy and ambitions
Fafa Picault and New Dave
Fanbase mood entering the season
The Man in Black kit and release party
MLS and Apple TV
Listener Qs
NYCFC predictions

Come on you boys in gold.

3RD ANNUAL END OF SEASON SPECTACULAR

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Mon, 21 Nov 2022 06:05:00 +0000

In a remote corner of the metaverse, a veritable supergroup assembled in the virtual Paradise Pod studios to discuss the end of Nashville SC's regular season, their 1st round playoff exit, and how they'll remember the club's third year in MLS.

John, Andy, Paul and the legend in his own time Chris Ivey joined Donald and Josh. Josh had some weird audio issues - either punishment for sins in a past life, or crimes against podcasting in this one. Nevertheless, they persisted. Topics hit include:

The topsy-turvy end to the season with a deflating loss against Houston and a surprise 3 points at eventual champions LAFC
Gary's absence for the playoff match against the Galaxy
Team selection in that match - no Shaffelburg no party?
A bittersweet MVP award
What opening Geodis Park meant
Where does it all feel like it's heading for next season?
THE 3RD ANNUAL PARADISE POD HOLIDAY QUIZ
Confirmation we’re moving back to the Eastern Conference
Huntsville City FC
Fafa Picault, and what the club's other priorities in the transfer market should be
The gaht-dang World Cup

Happy Holidays you bastards. We go again in 2023. Up the 'yotes forever. Come on you boys in gold.

Little Brother

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sun, 11 Sep 2022 16:24:47 +0000

Seth, Andy, Josh and Donaldinho rip a quick pod after the Galaxy bring NSC's win streak to an end.

Blockbuster matchups with lil bro Austin FC, return of the Joe, Shaffylad the absolute boy, and dreaming of a home playoff match at the 'dude. Up the damn coyotes.

The Prestige

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 30 Aug 2022 22:43:45 +0000

Boys in Gold are back, the pod is back. Simple as.

Taylor Lewandowski

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 28 Jul 2022 00:45:13 +0000

Topics hit include, but are in no way limited to:

Parking lot concerns and the ensuing drama before the Seattle match
The Sounders aura… and shithousery
The Gareth Bale Show
Chicho Arango love-in
Realistically assessing the strength of Nashville’s squad
Teal Bunbury’s start in Cincy
Gary Smith’s press conferences
How bad did Nashville SC miss on Brandon Vazquez?
The Shaq Moore signing, and the impact he could have

Quick overview of the upcoming mostly-home stretch takes us out of this one. COYBIG.

Swerdirdirdirdirskyyyyy

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 13 Jul 2022 03:03:05 +0000

Quick one for ya after getting our ass kicked in Charlotte. Had to bring in the mf Carolinas plug J-rod to discuss. He was more gracious in victory than I would have been. I was a little surprised by that ngl

The Hokey Pokey

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 6 Jul 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Nashville SC bounced back from their first loss at home in ages to take down DC United on their patch, only to fall out of the US Open Cup in heartbreaking fashion and suffer a deflating draw at home against Portland. Donald is a little sad boi about it all.

Topics hit include:

Does form exist for Nashville SC?
In which position would a signing help the most?
Heartbreak in the cup
Praise for Brian Anunga
What is Nashville’s best midfield duo?
Bizarre officiating
Widespread Panicco and our GK decisions going forward
PK woes… but not as bad as last time!
Three Chalupas for this stretch
Club commentary on social issues
Star signings in MLS, and Nashville’s chances at ever landing one

Charlotte preview takes us out on this one. Let's see what happens gang. COYBIG. Up the damn yotes.

Diego Luna

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 21 Jun 2022 21:46:31 +0000

Nashville SC finally lost at home. Is it the end of the world? Probably.

Much of a muchness in midfield
Y u no Loba?
Bizarre concession for SKC’s opener
USMNT mainstays of yesteryear
The penalty that wasn’t

Three Chalupas, Nashville’s failed World Cup 2026 bid, Listener Qs, and predictions for DC United and our upcoming US Open Cup quarterfinal against old Eastern conference rivals Orlando City. Please COYBIG.

Concern for the Squirrel

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 14 Jun 2022 05:05:00 +0000

We had a lot to catch up on. Specifically:

NSC 2 - 1 Montreal

Muyl's moment
Willis' woes

NSC 2 - 2 ATL

The rain delay
Sapong's form

LOU 1 - 2 NSC

Panicco pulling the patented Jack Maher recalled-from-loan-straight-into-the-XI
Keeping the USL rivalry alive

COL 1 - 3 NSC

Hany back to last season's levels
Haakenson's contributions

NSC 0 - 0 SJ

Surprise absence of Dave Romney
Jack Maher holding it down

Three Chalupas, listener Q (singular), and predictions for SKC next weekend. Back like we never left. Nothin' to it but to do it baby. Shouts out the squirrel, hope ur doing alright

Still Tiffin'

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 17 May 2022 00:05:51 +0000

OG Josh and Don episode to discuss significant wins against Real Salt Lake and Atlanta United, before a real bummer of a match in Houston.

Topics hit include:

First win at Geodis Park
Excellent midfield play against Salt Lake
Randall Leal’s injury
Set piece strateegery
A lot of Sapong talk
Thrilling comeback and win in extra time against Atlanta in the cup
ZUBAK SZN?!
Frustration in Houston

News, Qs, Montreal preview, and then we’re out. Please Come On You Electric Yellow Coyotes.

Empanadas

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 5 May 2022 02:03:16 +0000

OG Josh and Don ep to unpack the breaking in of Nashville SC’s new home.

Gameday festivities
The walk down Rains Avenue to the stadium
Energy in the stands
Early chances for both sides
Mentality from the Yotes
A formidable foe in Philly
Alex Muyl
Andre Blake’s heroics, damn near matched by Joe Willis'
Uhre’s opener
Randall Leal’s PK
The second handball call that wasn’t
Loba’s cameo
30,000 Chalupas
New contracts for Hany and Invader Zim, and the latter’s new DP status
Listener Qs

Hope we did the occasion justice. If we didn’t, we get to try again next week - looking forward to it. COYBIG.

Homecoming

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 28 Apr 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Josh and Don are ecstatic to discuss the thrilling Galaxy match in great detail, before talking about nothing else of any importance

Hank n' Son

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sun, 17 Apr 2022 17:39:01 +0000

Happy Easter - He is Risen and so is Hany! Seth and Andy return to the stu to recap a great win in Kansas City, and something of a let down against San Jose.

Topic hit include, but are in no way limited to:

Our continued PK woes
What Alex Muyl brings to the RWB position
First goal for Handsome Dave since August 2020
Dave Romney Long THROWED
Hany’s return to the scoresheet
Louwba Watch
Four Chalupas
Concession prices at the ‘dude
Parking concerns

Listener Qs and predictions for our final match before homecoming take us out. It's almost here. COYBIG.

The David Accam Chair of Fringe Player Studies

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 5 Apr 2022 05:10:00 +0000

Reunited with the mf TrillDawg aka The Vandy Whistler Enjoyer aka Chief Heater aka Confirmed 2x Sex-Haver aka Daniel. The dawgs are feeling right after sneaking out of Ohio with three points.

Topics hit include:

Positive performances from Brian Anunga and Taylor Washington in their first starts of the season
Sean Davis getting the armband
Muyl’s game-winner and the importance of wingbacks chipping in with goals
Anibal Godoy as a sub when you’re defending a lead is a cheat code
Looking towards May 1st already (sorry, can’t be helped)
The goal that was not
Three Chalupas

A little World Cup chat, listener Qs, and predictions for SKC take us out of yet another EXPLOSIVE episode. Up the Yotes!

Yoda Belichick

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 22 Mar 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Damn. Another L. The dawgs bring in Jonathan Slape to deliberate.

Topics hit include:

Midi-chlorians
Nashville’s first change to the starting XI so far this season
Teal Bunbury’s full debut
The wingbacks, and how Dan Lovitz can help us from the LWB position
Squad building
The Dax McCarty red card incident
Three Chalupas
Previewing the final act of World Cup Qualifying for the USMNT

Listener Qs take us out of this one. Thanks as always to Slape for blessing the track. Listen to World of CONCACAF. Up the Yotes.

Doors or Muyls

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 16 Mar 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Ben Wright is back in tha trap with Josh and Donald to break down Nashville SC’s first loss of the season.

Topics hit include:

How Dallas got the better of Nashville
Same lineup and system - Is it time to diverge from NSC’s tactics from these first three matches?
Teal Bunbury’s usage thus far and what it says about Gary Smith’s ideas about his players
Are Dallas legit, or is Nashville continuing a previous trend of playing up and down to their competition?
Frustrations around the Maher/Arriola penalty
Ake Loba, Jack Maher, the goal that was scored shortly after they were subbed on, and their short term futures for the team
Three Chalupas
The Robert Castellanos loan
Geodude Park

Fantastic round of Qs and predictions for Real Salt Lake take us out. Always a pleasure to talk to Ben. COYBIG and up the mf yotes.

XLS

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 8 Mar 2022 06:05:00 +0000

Sorry to say it's just Josh and Donald again. Don't worry, our long national nightmare will be over soon and an additional sultry voice will grace your ears before you know it. Believe.

1-1 in Minnesota - did the 3 feet of standing water on the pitch by full time prevent this from being a win?

Topics hit include:

Godoy getting forward
The Daxessaince
Complaining about the conditions, and refereeing, in Minnesota
Talking about how we’re not going to talk about set piece defending
Randall Leal as Nashville’s 10
A lack of Loba until late
Godoy becoming so angry with his teammate that he basically stops the match
Three Chalupas

Qs take us out of this one and on to Dallas. The mf grizzy never stops. COYBIG.

Smelling Salts

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 2 Mar 2022 06:00:00 +0000

Josh and Donald get tactical as hell breaking down Nashville SC’s opening weekend upset in Seattle. Topics hit include:

Initial thoughts upon seeing a surprising XI
How formation-based thinking will fail you
Sean Davis’ performance on his debut
What this system could mean for Randall Leal
Western Conference confirmed easy as hell lol
Confident substitutions from Gary
Goaldoy
Dax McCarty reverse no-look nutmeg
Three Chalupas

The dawgs bid a sincere farewell to Daniel Rios and discuss who on this roster can fill the void of handsomeness he leaves in his wake. Predictions for Minnesota on Saturday close this one out. Good to be back innit?

S3 PRESZN POD

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 22 Feb 2022 10:00:00 +0000

A new dawn for Nashville SC. The pod is back, gazing upon the golden horizon.

Topics hit include:

Movie/TV recs from the offseason
The Alistair Johnston transfer
Shaq Moore and the club’s RWB options
Expectations for Randall Leal
What to expect from Sean Davis
New Home kits reviewed
Donald demands we talk about clothes for 15 minutes
Away game plans
Predictions for the Seattle match

COYBIGCOYBIGCOYBIGCOYBIGCOYBIGCOYBIG

The Season Two Wrap-Up Pod

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 23 Dec 2021 21:34:27 +0000

OG Clásico Josh and Donald Episode to see out Season 2 of everyone’s favorite prestige drama series, Nashville Soccer Club. Topics hit include, but are not limited to:

Atmosphere for the home playoff game
Getting led on about Dave Romney
Eric Miller at RWB
Praise for Daryl Dike
Sapong-Mukhtar Counter Attacks Inc.
A fitting send off for John Deere Caddies
Uninspiring options from the bench
Tragedy from the penalty spot
The failure of zero Loba minutes in the playoffs
Non-Hany Mukhtar MVP
Goal of the Season
Favorite Moment
Most hated opponent
Superlatives
2nd Annual Christmas quiz where YOU get your chance to DEFEAT THE DON (let us know how you fare)

The dawgs begin looking towards next season and close out by discussing NSC’s upcoming one-year stint in the Western Conference and the recently released 2022 schedule. Significant outgoings from the squad receive tribute, the Rodrigo Piñeiro situation gets assessed, and the new signings get speculated upon to a wild extent.

We’ll talk to ya again soon. Can’t hardly wait.

Playoff Pod

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 17 Nov 2021 10:00:00 +0000

It’s the playoff pod. u already know what it is. Daniel, Josh and Donald get straight to bizness

Topics hit include:

The appropriate time to decorate for Christmas
The prospect of squad turnover this winter
Is the time gap between the regular season and playoffs a positive or a negative for the team?
Emulsion
Issues with a rotated back 3
Bookending the season by conceding early
HAAAANNNNNNy
Growth in in-stadium support from season’s start to season’s end
How big of a missed opportunity is losing out on 2nd?
What the undefeated run at home means
Three Chalupas from the Red Bulls match
What kind of impact could Loba have in the playoffs?
Shipping (Ben Wright) Up To Boston
Bad blood with Orlando stretching into the postseason
Lineup and scoreline predictions for the 23rd

…and some bonus USMNT talk takes us out.

PLAYOFFS. COYBIG.

Podcast 8C

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 4 Nov 2021 13:53:16 +0000

An episode of Paradise Pod for your ears to savor. Try it paired with a side of grilled vegetables, or preceded by a nice gazpacho soup.

Topics of discussion include:

The exchange of a precious gift
What does it mean to be a league’s most valuable player?
Madness in Cincy
Loba’s progress
Potential playoff matchups
Winning off a reviewed call
What Hany could do in the playoffs
Leaders

Lil Conte talk, Three Chalupas, Qs and final matchday predictions take us out. Playoffs coming babyyy COYBIG

Nashville Stew Club

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 7 Oct 2021 15:59:30 +0000

A long one to tide you over during the international break. Jonathan Slape and Ben Wright hop in the booth for the collab that's gonna set the streets on fire. The haters said it could never happen. The dawgs recap a late collapse at home against Orlando City, and a fiesty draw in New Jersey against NYCFC. Then we get into some HEATED debate about the yanks.

Topics hit include:

Watching matches from the press box, and how your gameday experience affects your viewing
Definitive Nashville pizza POWER RANKINGS
The XI against Orlando - our strongest at this point in the season?
PK drama
The difference Leal makes
The second penalty call in the Orlando match - soft?!
Yup, set piece defending
Strange rotation for the NYCFC match
Rivalry brewing between Nashville and NYCFC?
Castellanos on Joe Willis
Growing concern over Ake Loba’s limited minutes
Four Chalupas
USMNT roster choices
Expectations for this round of World Cup qualifying

A big beautiful batch of listener Qs take us out on this one. Many thanks to Slape for coming back on, and shouts out to the young savage Ben for getting in the mix. COYBIG.

High Horse

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 05:00:00 +0000

Back at it. Fresh off an away match watchalong streaming experiment, Josh and Donald discuss a loss, win and draw against Toronto, Miami and Chicago respectively.

Topics hit on include:

Poutine
Michael Bradley
Hello set piece defending, my old friend
Inter Fort Wipeout
Kicking the social media habit
Invader Zim posterizing Matuidi
Alistair Johnston pitching in going forward
What Jhonder Cádiz can offer for the rest of the season
Various midfield combinations

Three Chalupas, a lil discussion of the Gold Mine, listener Qs, and previews of this week's matches take us out of from a Sunday chock full of mf CONTENT. coybig.

Certified Lover Boys in Gold

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 14 Sep 2021 20:50:12 +0000

OG Clásico Josh and Donald episode. The dawgs have been crisscrossing the globe but had to get back in the damn stu to discuss back to back wins against NYCFC and Club du Fut du Montreal Hon Hon Hon Sacre Bleu.

Topics hit include:

Hany M(VP)ukhtar
What is the proper amount of national media attention for Nashville SC?
Lil scuffle against NYCFC
Dan Lovitz at right wing back
Top MLS away game destinations
Three Chalupas

After the break we unpack a roller coaster first 3 matches of World Cup qualifying for Greggg and the USMNT, during which our beautiful city of Nashville became central to some serious controversy. We A some Qs, look ahead to NSC’s upcoming fixtures and then chuck the deuce.

When you saw one set of footprints in the sand, that’s when the pod was carrying you. COYBIG.

Hot Atlanta

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sun, 29 Aug 2021 22:41:12 +0000

Instant reaction recorded LIVE from the same room Kanye West finished Donda in at the Mercedes Benz Stadium. Atlanta was a blast. Shouts out our buddy Joe for jumping in on the fun. SOUTH'S BLUE AND GOLD BABAYYYYYYY

Flustrated

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 26 Aug 2021 22:53:11 +0000

An OG Josh and Donald episode. The Dawgs are recovering from their various maladies, and convene to discuss an exuberant 5-2 win over DC United, and deflating 1-1 draw against Orlando.

Topics:

Tricky start against DC turns into an onslaught
Praise for the dynamic duo of Hany Mukhtar and CJ Sapong
Alex Muyl as off-the-bench assassin
More set piece frailty
Flustrating substitute selection

Three Chalupas, All-Star week festivities, News, Listener Qs, and a preview of El Ribereño take us out on this one. COYBIG.

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Worthwhile reading Josh mentioned: https://theathletic.com/2773516/2021/08/17/inter-miami-beckham-mls/

…and here’s the Gentry Estes article for reference: https://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/nashvillesc/2021/08/12/nashville-sc-soccer-stadium-grow-local-interest-soccer-don-garber/5519211001/

Surprised Pikachu Face

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Mon, 9 Aug 2021 21:53:39 +0000

Nashville SC’s series of road matches ends with 2 points taken from an available 9, and the club’s first loss in MLS against hated rivals and expansion counterparts Inter Miami. The dawgs recorded straight after the loss. Emotions were running high.

Topics hit include:

Sapong’s steady scoring
The Cádiz conundrum
The Miller… moratorium? Sorry, should have quit while I was ahead on wordplay
Castellanos’ eventful debut
DAVE ROMNEY LONG THROW GOAL
Varying opinions coming out of the Toronto Draw
New England as the worst performance, but best result of the week

Predictions for the two upcoming home matches, USMNT and USWNT chat, Listener Qs, and a special poetry writing workshop close this one out. Please, COYBIG.

Everything the Light Touches

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 27 Jul 2021 20:37:03 +0000

Seth, Josh and Donald recap a successful week for Nashville SC, with great results against two hated neighbors to the north in Ohio.

Topics include:

Gary’s tactics in Columbus
Role players stepping in and stepping up
The Paradise Pod Parking Lot Party
The varying takes of fans by social media platform
Songs for players
New favorite goal celebrations
CJ Sapong’s all-around game
Three Chalupas (could have been a party pack)

Gold Cup chit chat, Listener Qs, and predictions for Toronto close us out on this one. Let’s get this road dub. COYBIG.

Sharks

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 20 Jul 2021 17:22:37 +0000

We are gathered here today to celebrate one Hany Abubakr Mukhtar, and his virtuoso performance in a 5-1 drubbing of Chicago.

Topics hit include:

Goal by goal breakdown of Hany’s hat trick
All time favorite sports moments
Praise for our local commentary team
The beauty of direct free kicks
Joe Willis’ mustache, Dax's haircut
Brian Anunga’s celebration
The special front 3 of Leal, Sapong, and Mukhtar, and how Aké Loba fits in

Listener Qs, Three (four?) Chalupas, some USMNT & Gold Cup talk, and predictions for the two next matches close us out. COYBIG!

Prestige Pod

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 13 Jul 2021 18:18:37 +0000

Daniel, Davey, Josh and Donald come together to talk about television. In between we discussed Nashville SC a bit.

Topics hit include:

Tailgating plans
Our trouble defending set pieces
High-level Hany
Bad home results
Are we still the “solid” team we used to be?
Failure to take advantage of a weakened Atlanta side
How Aké Loba helps
Roster decisions & investing in forwards vs. midfielders
Four Chalupas

We discuss the impact Aké Loba could have in the short term, Walker Zimmerman’s rising USMNT stock, Gold Cup roster options, Kanye West, curing dried meats, Euro 2020/2021, transfers around Europe, and answer a few listener Qs before signing off. COYBIG.

Gold Hickory

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 6 Jul 2021 18:58:12 +0000

WE BACK, YEAH WE BACK

Josh, Donald, and Pater join Ryan "CornDawg" McClarty on his full Paradise Pod debut to discuss Nashville SC's electric 3-2 win over Toronto FC, frustrating 1-1 draw against CF Montreal, and important 1-0 victory over Philly.

This was a meaty one. Topics hit include:

Bouncing back from our first loss
The importance of Anibal Godoy
Bah gawd, is that Jack Maher’s music?
Praise for Dan Lovitz
HaakenSZN
Loly's shorts
Definitions of the word "imminent"
Disappointment with the draw against Montreal, despite finding the late equalizer
Is playing up and down to your competition a common thread among Nashville sports teams?
Father-in-law petty excellence
The formation/system change against The DOOPs
Cádiz vs Sapong, and ideas on how to avoid the debate entirely by working them into the same lineup
Soccer Moses' glorious Riff
Alex Muyl's tryout at wingback
Brian Anunga's timely return
When will we learn what a handball is?
Four Chalupas

Gold Cup implications for the Boys in Gold are discussed, Listener Qs are A'd, and then the SD card on the recorder ran out of room so we had to stop recording. But this was a fun one. Shouts out to Ryan for finally coming on. !!! COYBIG !!!

I Feel Like I Can Draw Better Than Van Gogh

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 22 Jun 2021 13:39:11 +0000

An OG clásico episode, as Josh and Donald mourn Nashville SC's first loss of the season, recalibrate overall sentiments on the young season, and look to the future as the dadgum Boys in Gold enter an important home stretch.

Topics:

NYRB watch party, Juneteenth celebration, and introduction of The Mixtape supporters group
Missing Anibal Godoy, and assessing Matt LaGrassa’s performance in his stead
Was New York more impressive than Nashville was disappointing?
Strange substitutions
Koze’s professional debut
Where this match ranks in Nashville’s worst MLS performances
The pain of losing to a team of high school Juniors

Listener Qs and predictions for NSC's upcoming run of home games take us out. COYBIG.

What the Pefok

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 16 Jun 2021 16:28:04 +0000

Paradise Pod Enterprises brings in new Senior Footwear Analyst and all-around CONCACAF expert Jonathan Slape to discuss the USMNT’s recent Nations League triumph, and help preview Nashville SC’s return to MLS action this week.

Topics:

Praise for Clint Dempsey & Co on the broadcast side
Gregg Berhalter’s ill-advised change to a back 3 for the final
Tyler Adams and his backups
Donald’s beer-throwing habit
Weston McKennie’s leadership
Praise for Gio Reyna, American soccer royalty
The meaning of the armband for the USMNT
Ethan Horvath’s heroics
Three USMNT Chalupas
Quick Hits on some of the Boys in Gold’s international exploits
Euro 2020/2021
Not one, but TWO hot NSC transfer rumors - the dawgs discuss Michael Estrada and Aké Loba

A preview for Friday’s NSC return to action against New York Red Bulls and a hot batch of Listener Qs take us out on this one.

Big thanks to Slape for swinging by. You’re already listening to Speedway Soccer, but make sure you check out Slape’s other show, World of CONCACAF (@podcacaf on Twitter)

Gio Reyna’s article for the Players Tribune: https://www.theplayerstribune.com/posts/giovanni-reyna-usmnt-borussia-dortmund-soccer

Nashville SC is Worldwide. The Pod is Worldwide.

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sat, 5 Jun 2021 20:34:39 +0000

The dawgs chop it up with the absolute legend and new friend of the show Paul Bradley. Topics hit include:

How a fan of one of England’s most historic football clubs came to support Nashville SC
How the American game in general is viewed by English fans
The English football careers of Nashville SC icons Steve Guppy, Gary Smith, and Matt Pickens
Josh gets his Gary Smith impression reviewed by a proper Englishman
The joys and difficulties of following an MLS team from the UK
Our striker conundrum and the upcoming decision on Jhonder Cádiz
Paul's thoughts on the team's MLS success thus far, and his predictions for the rest of season 2 and beyond

Thanks so much again to Paul for helping to make this cross-Atlantic episode happen. COYBIG!

El Ribereño

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 26 May 2021 17:02:10 +0000

The pod brings in Clark Central High School soccer LEGEND John Haubenreich to discuss a Nashville win over Austin FC in the inaugural Battle of the Baristas, and preview the yet-to-be-nicknamed rivalry match against Atlanta United.

This is a meaty one; topics hit include:

The effect of lifting capacity restrictions to the crowd at Nissan Stadium for the Sunday night game against Austin FC
A gorgeous new field design
Since you all love power rankings so much… Nashville SC supporter’s group tailgate power rankings
Austin FC’s away fans making their presence known
Praise for Anibal Godoy
The mercurial talent of Jhonder Cádiz
Is Hany Mukhtar more of a Forward than a Midfielder these days?
#RomneyStats
Lack of ruthlessness in taking scoring chances
HaakenSZN approaching?
Randall Leal’s confidence, and his affection for the club
Gary’s guys’ good vibes, and the current positive atmosphere around our squad
Walker Zimmerman’s USMNT prospects, and his aggressive, but focused, defensive awareness
The end of the European top 5 leagues' seasons, and some surprising title winners
The Adidas Primeblue kits
Being undefeated*, and the futility of trying to "win over" soccer haters
Where would you put the next MLS expansion team if it were up to you?

The dawgz close out with a preview of this weekend's important Atlanta-Nashville derby, and come up with a perfect name for the rivalry in the process. COYBIG.

Articles mentioned:

Ben wright’s piece digging in to Nashville’s missed chances: https://broadwaysportsmedia.com/nashville-sc-is-on-the-cusp-of-being-a-contender-but-poor-finishing-may-hold-them-back/?utm_source=the-dawgs

Michael Cox’s piece on “cat and dog” centerback classifications: https://theathletic.co.uk/1909441/2020/07/06/caglar-soyuncu-jonny-evans-leicester-city/

I See the Crystal Visions

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 20 May 2021 01:33:06 +0000

Tension in the Dawgverse as Nashville SC’s uneventful 0-0 road draw against Real Salt Lake has somehow sparked hostility between Josh and Donald. Was it a good result on the road? Will our heroes be able to salvage their relationship for the sake of the podcast? The answers lie within. Topics discussed include:

Nashville SC watch parties
The return of the Sapong-Badji 4-4-2
Is Alex Muyl’s career over after the Rubio Rubin nutmeg?
Do we lack a reliable set piece taker when Hany Mukhtar is unavailable?
The club’s upcoming decision on Jhonder Cádiz
Luke Haakenson continues to get minutes
Our Three Chalupas of the Match

We check out MLS’ newly released player salary data, discuss the FA Cup final and the Harry Kane transfer rumors, and delve into CJ Sapong's road trip must-haves. Listener Qs and an Austin FC preview take us out. COYBIG.

MuylCoin

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 12 May 2021 18:42:43 +0000

Nashville SC gets its first win of the season, courtesy of goals from a new signing and an old stalwart. The pod had to bring in its own new signing, Adam Pate, to discuss.

Topics hit include:

Surprising lineup changes
C.J. Sapong’s impact
Set piece goals are back on the menu
Praise for our unsung hero Dave Romney
Alex Muyl gets his goal
Dax McCarty - Captain, Leader, Legend
More tactical tweaking from Gary
How important is this win?
MLS Team of the Week selections for Muyl and Invader Zim
Three Chalupas of the Week

After our first ad read of the season, the dawgs discuss the disastrous Columbus Crew re-brand and debate Nashville’s own octagonal crest. More listener Qs, a little European chat and our preview/predictions for Real Salt Lake take us out. Shouts out to Pater for smashing it up on his full debut. COYBIG.

Moms Rock

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 4 May 2021 22:25:11 +0000

If you do not have a panic button, one will be provided for you.

Daniel makes his season 2 debut. We’re talking early parenthood, we’re talking auto sports, but most importantly, we’re talking about a vexing start to Nashville SC’s season after yet another home draw, this time against rivals Inter Miami.

Donald tries to talk Josh and Daniel off the ledge, but Donald is also a fake plastic fan so his opinions have to be taken with a grain of salt.

Topics hit include:

Is Pharmacy Burger good?
What xG can and can’t tell you about your team
Are the Joe Willis concerns quelled?
Some surprising praise for the ESPN commentary team from the national broadcast of the game
Should Invader Zim have seen red?
Thoughts on the proposed “Vaccinated Section” in Nissan Stadium
Is having a year of tape on this team helping opponents to prepare better against us?
The WeHo Club

A little European chat, our Three Chalupas of the Match, and a great round of listener Qs take us out on this one. We went a little long but you know we had to do it to em with Nashtrill back in the building. Keep up!

Can't Lose vs. Must Win

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 27 Apr 2021 15:33:50 +0000

Du Club de Fut de Montreal Oui Oui reviewed, Inter Miami previewed.

Topics:

Donald’s fake plastic fandom is discussed in great detail
Handwalla Bwana gets his first start for the club in place of Alex Muyl
Joe Willis at fault at all for the first Montreal goal?
Is NSC cursed to have bangers scored against us for eternity?
Why have we conceded all of these first half goals?
Midfielders with tucked in shirts
Two goals in two games for John Deere Caddies - any doubt he’s the starter up top?
Hany Mukhtar’s finishing ability
Dylan Nealis’ NSC debut, and Luke Haakensen’s MLS debut
Is our rival Inter Miami a tougher prospect this year than last?
The perils of early kickoffs

Listener Qs and predictions for the Inter Miami match take us out. It’s a big week. Come On You Boys in Gold.

Megadeth and the Afterlife

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 22 Apr 2021 06:30:57 +0000

After a disastrous opening 12 minutes which saw Nashville SC down 0-2 in their home opener against rival Cincinnati, the dadgum boys in gold battled back to secure a 2-2 draw.

The rundown:

Dave Mustaine throws his name in the hat for best riff
How were you feeling after going down two goals so quickly?
Impact off the bench from Handwalla Bwana and CJ Sapong
All things considered, can we be happy with this result?
Our Three Chalupas of the Match

This weekend’s upcoming match against the artist formerly known as Montreal Impact gets previewed before the dawgs dive in to the European Super League. It’s a difficult topic to discuss for a lot of reasons, but one or two lucid thoughts make their way out.

Jose Mourinho’s career at Tottenham is eulogized before the dawgs take a few listener Qs and sign off. We'll be back next week after NSC scoops up this dub. COYBIG.

Keep the Pod Runtime Under One Hour Challenge

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 13 Apr 2021 05:00:00 +0000

Coming to you live from Seth's boat...

It's showtime, baby. We go again.

Topics:

Is it loser-fan mindset to be worried about Cincinnati in this weekend’s home opener?
Our cursed preseason continues with Nashville’s own “deflate-gate”
The lack of clarity on fan seating in Nissan Stadium
Starting XI predictions
Is this season make-or-break for Daniel Ríos’ MLS career in Nashville?
An unexpected new signing for the boys in gold

Some Europe chat, listener Qs, and Mal Qs take us out. It’s match week. COME ON YOU BOYS IN GOLD.

Swan Diving Into the Washing Machine: The Season 2 Preseason Episode

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Fri, 9 Apr 2021 13:48:20 +0000

BACK LIKE WE NEVER LEFT

Season 2, Episode 1 of Paradise Pod finds our heroes reunited after Josh has passed a season in the hills of East Tennessee. Donald is still thawing from his aimless wandering through the winter. The crew is apprehensive at the dawn of a new MLS season for Nashville SC. It’s up to returning hero Andy to reignite the flame within us, with visions of what could be after an inaugural campaign that saw our first-year side go from a slow start, to a season of uneven but steady progression, to a playoff run that shattered expectations of all but the most optimistic Nashville supporters. Topics hit include:

How to explain year last year to an aspiring fan that’s late to the party and didn’t follow the team closely last season
New signings, including Rodrigo Piñeiro and CJ Sapong
Are we over-stocked now in the Striker position?
The departure of Derrick Jones
Returning squad members who could improve the team the most by making a big improvement from year on to year two
Alistair Johnston’s international debut
How big of a problem is our lack of preseason matches?
The current seating situation at Nissan Stadium for season ticket holders
What are game days going to look like for the dawgs?
Initial thoughts on our schedule
Overall, what constitutes success for the club in year two?

A chaotic but merry preseason ep concludes with listener Qs, where the dawgz reveal their feelings about Peeps, seltzers, and a certain new mascot with soft fur and big beautiful eyes.

It’s good to be back. Subscribe to support the victims of Bell’s Palsy and domestic terrorism.

The Sun and The Moon

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sat, 12 Dec 2020 19:36:00 +0000

Nashville SC's inaugural MLS season was one for the history books, not just for pandemic-related reasons. The Boys in Electric Yellow surpassed all expectations by not only qualifying for the playoffs, but making it to the Eastern Conference semifinals. The dawgs recap a valiant effort in Columbus which ultimately ended in defeat after extra time. End-of-Season Awards, Superlatives, and a Christmas Quiz see out the podcast's final episode of the season.

A sincere thank you to everyone who listened to our ramblings this year. It's been a blast - next season can't get here soon enough. Enjoy the holidays - stay positive, test negative. We'll speak to you all again very soon. Stay sexy, Nashville.

Why Not Us?

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 25 Nov 2020 09:00:00 +0000

Nashville SC takes out Toronto FC and continues its playoff march. In 2020 of all years… why not Nashville?

You Can Call Me Al Johnston

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sun, 22 Nov 2020 19:45:09 +0000

HOT DAMN

Nashville SC just demoralized 2020 expansion counterpart Inter Miami in a 3-0 play-in game victory. Davey drops in to discuss seltzers, natural wines, and the dadgum Boys in Gold.

Leal’s opener - our goal of the season?
Taylor Twellman’s psychedelic adventure
The Mukhtar penalty decision
Captain Dax’s goal, and his overall MOTM performance
Mukhtar > Pizarro?
Varying opinions on the performance of Jhonder Cádiz
Grading Inter Miami’s inaugural season vs. Nashville’s
Assessing Anibal Godoy’s injury, and what a midfield without him might look like

Three Chalupas, News, Listener Qs, and a Toronto FC preview infused with dangerous levels of optimism. We also address The Bad Alexi Lalas Tweet, and discuss natural wines with our resident sommelier.

The playoff march continues.

Play-In Game Preview, and USMNT European Camp Breakdown

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 18 Nov 2020 18:59:17 +0000

The dawgs are feeling bullish about Nashville SC’s chances in their Play-In game against 2020 expansion counterparts Inter Miami. But positivity around the danged Boys in Gold is old news now; for the first time in years, there’s optimism around the USMNT after their successful camp and friendlies with European-based young talent.

Regarding the Gold (Yellow?) & Blue:

Can we just go ahead and call this a playoff game?
Which expansion team is set up better for the future?
How much confidence can we take from Mukhtar’s return?
Is a team like Nashville set up for tournament success?
Josh’s earth-shattering theory on the Anibal Godoy “injury” (stay woke)
Who starts at striker?
The lads grade Gary Smith’s season (thus far) and it goes exactly as you’d expect
What’s the deal with tickets for the game?

Regarding the Red, White & Blue:

What can Yunus Musah bring to this team?
Weston McKennie’s progression
Great performances from European-based strikers - but are our best options up top still playing in MLS?
Hot takes on all of the new faces
How good can the US be once Pulisic is back in the mix?
What do Walker Zimmerman’s chances of getting into this team look like?

All this and more, including Donald’s patented Weekly 8-Touchdown Parlay (guaranteed to make you money).

Here’s an article about the bonkers Gold Cup semi-final the dawgs were at in 2015: https://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/24/sports/soccer/messy-mexico-panama-semifinal-worthy-of-concacaf.html?_r=0

Extra Special Decision Day Spectacular

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Mon, 9 Nov 2020 14:04:29 +0000

Recorded on AT&T DECISION DAY after a bonkers finish in Orlando, with Nashville SC scoring a 93rd minute winner to close out the regular season on a high after disappointing results against Chicago Fire and FC Dallas.

Seth is back to help carry the pod as Donald was much more focused on giving us the Tua Tagovailoa updates that no one was asking for. Despite his distractions, the crew manages to discuss:

The Chicago game, which no one remembers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Great Gary Debate of 2020 continues. Was the home defeat to Dallas his only poor managerial performance of the season?
More afternoon kickoffs please
Josh laments Nashville SC passing on Daryl Dike Metcalf in the draft
Lovitz gets the goal his performances have merited
What the hell happened on the Nani free kick?
How are the dawgs doing on the now-legal sports books?
How much better is this team after Hany Mukhtar's return?
Is the Inter Miami play-in game simultaneously the dream matchup, and the nightmare matchup?

Our 3 Chalupas of the Week, News, European roundup, and Listener Qs take us out.

We'll probably do a more in-depth preview of the Inter Miami play-in game soon. STAY TUNED.

John Deere Caddies

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 29 Oct 2020 01:06:30 +0000

An old school Josh & Donald episode. The dadgum boys in gold are Officially Good, taking 7 points from their last 3 matches. The dawgs pay their respects, and dare to dream of more.

Josh recounts his experience IN THE STADIUM for the 3-0 win against FC Dallas
Randall Leal takes on responsibility in the absence of Hany Mukhtar
Daniel Ríos commits a murder
Have we gone from *no* good striker options to *too many* good striker options?
Is Invader Zim too intense to celebrate goals properly?
Donald diverts the pod for a solid minute-and-a-half speaking Youtube search terms into his Apple TV remote
The growing importance of Derrick Jones
What the hell does “first-choice” mean anyways?
What exactly is an “Alex Muyl” ???
We’re good - but are wins more exciting when you suck?

Three Chalupas of the Week, News, European Roundup, and Listener Qs take us out.

It feels so good to have a perfect soul. It feels so good to be in total control.

Big Gary Guys

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Fri, 16 Oct 2020 14:35:32 +0000

WE BACK, YEAH WE BACK

It's a packed episode, as since we've last convened, Nashville SC have secured a 0-0 draw against Minnesota United (10/6), suffered a depressing 1-2 defeat at Sporting Kansas City (10/11), and earned perhaps our most important result of the season, a 3-1 win at Houston Dynamo (10/14). We had to bring back Daniel the Dawg to help us make sense of it all. Items covered include:

The return of fans to Nissan Stadium
New options in midfield
High praise for Tah Brian Anunga
Derrick Jones' and Randall Leal's new hair
Brayan Beckeles' UNACCEPTABLE hazing practices
We continue to threaten from set pieces, with Invader Zim scoring another towering header
Johnston's red card
Big love for the gaffer - but what will it take for Donald to fully let Gary Smith into his heart?
Has Hany fully silenced the h8ers?
What will the championship parade route look like?

...all this and more, including our Three Chalupas of the Week, the return of Ad Reads, News, European Roundup, and Listener Qs.

Happy Birthday, Teddy, this pod's for you.

Randall "Travis Barker" Leal

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sun, 4 Oct 2020 16:03:44 +0000

Seth returns to the starting IV, alongside Josh, Donald, and flashy DP (designated podcaster) signing Davey Shepherd, on loan from Speedway Soccer.

There's much to discuss, as since we've last convened, Nashville secured a win and a draw against DC United and Houston Dynamo respectively. The crew breaks down those results and give their instant reaction to Saturday night's 0-0 draw at New England Revolution.

Daniel Ríos scores 2 in 2 - he's one of our own?
Which fanbase should be happier in their inaugural MLS season at this point, Inter Miami, or Nashville SC?
How positive of a result is a 0-0 draw in Boston, given all of the circumstances?
Matt LaGrassa gets his first MLS start, and former USL players continue to contribute in general
Is Joe Willis 6'5"? When will Tony Husband have his next Chalupa?
Josh tries out a few impressions - right now it's B- to C+ level stuff, but there's still a lot of season left to improve
What will Jhonder Cádiz bring to this team, and how does he slot into a theoretical best XI?
Who has the best drip on Nashville SC? Am I using "drip" correctly? Pls do not roast
Why is Seth such a Hany Mukhtar hater?
Is it still worth talking about David Accam?
Sergiño Dest to Barcelona, Gio Reyna lighting it up for Dortmund - can the USMNT be stopped?
Tariq Lamptey is impressing for Brighton - did Chelsea sell the wrong right back?

The ladz cloze out by giving their predictionz for Nashville's next two matches against Minnesota United and Sporting Kansas City.

Thanks again to Davey for coming on, he is truly the atomic dawg. Listen to Speedway Soccer and The Nashville Soccer Show.

Kool-Aid vs. Pixie Sticks

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sun, 20 Sep 2020 22:57:53 +0000

Nashville SC lost 2-0 to league leaders Columbus Crew on Saturday night, but chin up buttercup: the performance was ok!

What accounts for the recent increased confidence of the Boys in Acoustic Blue?
The evolution of Gyasi Zardes as a player, and how it exposes Donald's newfound Euro-snobbery
Dax McCarty continues to be influential - the fellaz had to show love
Aesthetically and otherwise, is Nashville SC just the inverse of Columbus Crew?
Dan Lovitz will serve his one-match ban for yellow card accumulation mid-week. Who will fill in at left back?
Is it time to start worrying about Walker Zimmerman's giveaways?
Has this team shaken its "defensive team" label?
Alan Winn makes his full MLS debut. It was aight.

European Roundup, listener Qs, and what our next two games will tell us about this team.

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Here's the Pochettino/Bielsa story Josh referenced: https://onefootball.com/en/news/mauricio-pochettino-tells-an-incredibly-bizarre-marcelo-bielsa-story-23750207

A-Town: Stomped

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sun, 13 Sep 2020 15:25:31 +0000

Nashville SC romps to a 4-2 victory over a woeful Atlanta United side.

Daniel (@Nashtrill) makes his full Paradise Pod debut and has an absolute worldie. The lad is pure class.

Are we really this good, or is Atlanta just this bad?
Has Hany Mukhtar silenced his haters?
Are Randall Leal and Abu Danladi competing for the same minutes?
Is Dax McCarty the playmaker we needed all along?
How would we characterize Nashville SC's nascent online fanbase?
David Accam? No? Ok, forget I brought it up....
Alan Winn makes his glorious return to the field
The Jhonder Cádiz signing is final, but given that as of Sunday night Nashville SC is the greatest team in MLS history, will he even make our bench?
How will the team look in our upcoming match against league leaders Columbus Crew?

The fellaz wrap up an admittedly fairly boozy episode with listener questionz and give their Premier League predictionz.

Scoring four goals is pretty tight, let's do it again some time.

Always Something Cookin' at Old Joe Willis' Place

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 8 Sep 2020 15:27:51 +0000

Another OG pod - Josh and Don recap two Nashville SC draws.

GARY used PREFERRED XI - It's not very effective?!?
Blaise Matuidi makes his MLS debut against the danged Boys in Acoustic Blue
New man Alex Muyl-you-marry-me gets some praise
Is Nashville SC the grittiest, most lunch pail bringingest team in history?
Are we still happy with our old friends from USL getting important minutes?
Running plays on set pieces *taps head furiously* HATTIE JEAN!!! HATTIE JEAN!!!
Lazy commentary from Alexi Lalas and the FS1 crew
What will we look like this weekend with a full week of rest and preparation?

The dawgz also answer your Qs, chat USMNT striker options, and All or Nothing with Tottenham Hotspur. Jose Mourinho is our dad now.

David Accam does not exist. David Accam never existed. David Accam was a figment of our collective imagination.

Reggaeton Adele

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 20:02:24 +0000

An OG episode with just Josh and Donald. The fellaz discuss Nashville SC's 3-1 loss to Orlando SC in midweek, and celebrate what feels like a huge win against Inter Miami on Sunday night.

Dave Romney and Invader Zim receive praise as a cat and dog, respectively, center back pairing (h/t the gawd Michael Cox).
Daryl Dike, Alistair Johnston - is this MLS SuperDraft class the strongest in the history of MLS SuperDraft classes that Josh and Donald paid attention to?
Are we getting SCREWED by VAR ?!?!?!
Gary Smith gets some praise from the pod
...but Gary, where is David Accam, and what have you done to him?

On the USMNT front, Weston McKennie to Juventus - Signing of the century?

Potential Nashville SC SP striker signing Jhonder Cádiz signing discussed, listener Qs answered, and an appeal for new members to join the Paradise Pod cinematic universe. Think you've got takes hot enough to run with the bulls? Slide in the DMs and come record an eppy with us (though we will be administering a rectal temperature check on all prospective guests - can't be too safe these days with the 'ronies hanging around).

It's a Pity

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 23:26:33 +0000

Andy joins the fellaz to solve all of Nashville SC's problems after a frustrating 2-0 loss to Atlanta United. Goalkeeper mentality, particularly as it related to the Preds, is discussed. The Atlanta game was a little painful to talk about, not gonna lie - think that's why the convo veered. Keep up!

Hilarious that anyone thinks we even need Messi when we could just recall Cameron Lancaster from loan.

GOING GUPPY

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 19 Aug 2020 22:28:08 +0000

It's a full house in Paradise as Seth makes his triumphant return to the pod, and the fellas welcome a new zany character, the one and only Javier.

The crew have plenty to celebrate after Nashville SC's success in their two game series with FC Dallas - but did we leave points on the table? Will we exact revenge on local rivals Atlanta United this weekend?

New signings, breakout performances, and MLS debuts from some USL faves. All of this and more awaits you.

This pod is dedicated to the heroism of Steve Guppy. We got one for the Gupper, boys.

El ClasiCovid Preview

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 12 Aug 2020 00:26:17 +0000

Nashville SC are playing twice this week - the fellaz discuss. It's El ClasiCovid, let's goooooooo.

Seeking Biker Friendships

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 4 Aug 2020 14:46:36 +0000

Donald got a new chopper. Josh is enjoying the TradCath lifestyle, but making time for video games, which are fun again.

The fellas discuss the MLS IS BACK Tournament (MLS is back) and give their predictions for the semifinals before taking a jaunt around Europe.

Dudes Rock.

MLS Is Not Back

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Fri, 24 Jul 2020 00:20:12 +0000

The dawgs lament Nashville's absence from the MLS IS BACK Tournament, but find solace in their newfound Euro-snobbery.

A new sponsor threatens to send the fellas spiraling into the depths of insanity.

Donald learned a few new words ("Neoliberal," "SocDem,") so of course he insisted on discussing politics towards the end (sorry).

Were Nashville SC the victims of a conspiracy to reduce the number of the teams in the MLS IS BACK tournament to a multiple of 4? Is Christian Pulisic better than Messi and Ronaldo... combined? Will Donald declare himself an anarcho-Maoist?

The answers lie within.

The MLS is Back Podcast + Paradise Pod Goes to the Movies: AIR BUD: WORLD PUP (2000)

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sun, 14 Jun 2020 18:44:32 +0000

MLS IS BACK! We know because the name of the tournament, The MLS is Back Tournament, told us so.

A wild transfer rumor appears! Paradise Pod uses SPECULATE... it's not very effective!

The dawgs discuss some dogs of a different kind, reviewing Air Bud: World Pup. Josh makes the case that it is a well made children's movie. Donald's pea brain can't wrap his head around a dog ? playing a sport ?!

It turns me 'round, when I see you smile

And it picks me up, when I'm feeling down

And it spins me 'round, when I see you smile

And it picks me up, when I'm feeling down

Paradise Pod Goes to the Movies: BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM (2002)

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Mon, 8 Jun 2020 04:54:09 +0000

The lads give 2002 David Beckham PR vehicle Bend It Like Beckham a right proper bollocking and it's bloody mental, innit?

We left some more jibber jabber in at the end: as always, we recommend you do not listen.

Paradise Pod Goes to the Movies: LADYBUGS (1992)

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Thu, 28 May 2020 01:10:47 +0000

WE BACK

The fellas talk Bundesliga restart, how we as a global society can rescue Weston McKennie from Schalke, and The Orlando Plan for MLS, before getting to the good stuff: a deep, deeeep dive into Rodney Dangerfield's 1992 family comedy Ladybugs.

Donald praises the film's sky-high nutmeg count, while Josh expounds on what the film can tell us about gender fluidity at the end of the 20th century.

After that the boiz talk about art, gardening, and yoga for a while. Honestly, don’t listen past about 1:07 unless you’re pretty starved for content.

Welcome back, come on in, namaste for a while.

FutureCast/CoronaSounds

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Sun, 22 Mar 2020 18:33:07 +0000

The fellas have been sent a sound file that purports to be from FutureJosh and FutureDonald, in the year 2025.

What answers could this mysterious transmission contain? Will we learn the fate of Nashville's SC's inaugural MLS season?

Join as we return... to the future.....

Tiny Scarves

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 10 Mar 2020 02:39:16 +0000

INSTANT* REACTION: PORTLAND TIMBERS 2 - 1 NASHVILLE SC

In addition to our second loss on the trot, the dawgs discuss the XFL, the versatility of various hot sauces, and whether or not Pins Mechanical is A Good Bar.

Josh once again attempts to sow discord in the podverse. Seth returns to discuss a change to his regular wardrobe. Donald continues to get distracted by the TV. Maybe we should turn it off while we're recording?

The fellas drop a quick preview of Toronto, and Andy's question corner returns!

Which one of the boys is a pawg, and which ones are thots? All this and more within. Come on over.

*our reaction was instant, but I realize the pod was not. Hopefully we'll get to the point where we're just live streaming our existence 24/7 and the pod becomes irrelevant. Because our lives ARE the pod, and the pod is our lives. The pod singularity. Ahh, imagine.....

White Trash Chique

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Fri, 6 Mar 2020 00:00:01 +0000

Fresh off the slopes, Josh brings fellow boarder Seth into the 'stu to shred gnar across the top floor of the batman building.

Nashville SC lost 2-1 to Atlanta United, but the fellas find reasons for optimism after a strong performance.

Alan Winn's impending transfer to PSG is discussed, as well as proper goal celebration beer-tossing etiquette.

Honestly we'll probably smash Portland this weekend like 7-1, on some Germany-Brazil $h!t.

The Scientist

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 25 Feb 2020 20:56:07 +0000

Atlanta United is coming to town for matchweek 1. The fellas give their predictions for the game, as well as for eventual end of season honors. Who will have the most assists? Who will be the fans' player of the year? Per usual, the pod has the answers.

The mailbag once again overfloweth. Josh has secured another high-dollar advertiser. The bois discuss the "anthem," and Donald gives some alternative song suggestions that are somehow worse than what the club came up with.

It's finally here. Excited for the players, excited for the fans, but mostly excited for the pod to finally have some fresh content. Thank christ.

Parasite Pod

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 18 Feb 2020 03:33:46 +0000

Josh offers a lengthy analysis of 2020 Best Picture winner Parasite. The fellas break down the surprise signing of US international and 2019 MLS Best XI centerback Walker Zimmerman... and discover that they're fond of him in more ways than one. Donald puts the future of the pod at risk with some potentially slanderous statements about a very powerful interest group.

A mountain of fan mail has piled up in the Tucker Hume memorial studios (at the top of the batman building). Our heroes wade through it and select a few questions to answer.

That's pretty much it. This was supposed to be a quick one but somehow we ended up recording for well over an hour.

Don't forget to do your taxes regardless of how turnt up you are.

Jigglypuff

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Wed, 12 Feb 2020 04:26:25 +0000

Riding high on the universal praise of E1, the fellas return to the stu to keep the podmentum rolling. Josh makes several confessions. Donald shows how low he's willing to stoop for an advertiser. The pod endorses a presidential candidate.

Where are the goals going to come from? Does a neck tattoo guarantee athletic stardom? The kits are sweet, but does our merch suck? STADIUM?!?!

Welcome back. The pod is still sick.

The USL Years

paradisepod615@gmail.com (Josh) — Tue, 4 Feb 2020 04:53:18 +0000

The saga begins. Our heroes bravely enter a new league, but take time to reminisce on the USL days of yesteryear.

Who's in our favorite XI from Nashville SC's first two seasons? Who deserved an MLS call up that didn't get one? How are we feeling about Gary?

Donald learns what a double pivot midfield is. Josh learns what bar-down means.

Questions will be answered. Blood will be shed. The passive voice will be used. Welcome to paradise.