Fan Fiction Writer's Room

The People Versus Enid Coleslaw

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 29 Jan 2020 13:00:03 +0000

A gruesome murder. Willy The Wildcat, the school mascot, has been destroyed. Enid Coleslaw's binder was found at the scene of the crime. Kylie Jenner, school body president, will see too it that Enid burns for her crimes. Characters rolled this week: Kylie Jenner , Enid Coleslaw , Hot Rod , and Inspector Clouseau.

Devil May Cry: Jellicle’s Vengence

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 22 Jan 2020 13:00:13 +0000

Popeye The Dead Man

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 15 Jan 2020 13:00:11 +0000

An Assassination Christmas

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Sun, 29 Dec 2019 10:34:00 +0000

This episode did not come out on Christmas day like it was supposed to. Would be pretty embarrassing if we mentioned that it was going to come out on christmas a lot.

The Island of Washed Up Mascots

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 18 Dec 2019 13:00:21 +0000

WICKAWICKI—West Edmonton Mall

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 11 Dec 2019 13:00:16 +0000

Llewyn Davis Inside The Year 222222

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 4 Dec 2019 14:16:11 +0000

Audio from ‘Inside Llewlyn Davis Trailer’ Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen from StudioCanal and CBS films. Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen. Wonderwall by Oasis. Renditions from freemidi.org. Sounds from Freesound.org by cydon, damjancd, dxe10, michellegrobler, abuseart, suburbanwizard, cydon.

Tommy’s Neck Had Never Looked So Strong

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 27 Nov 2019 13:00:11 +0000

Captain Underpants joins Ninja Sex Party

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:00:13 +0000

Music from Musicvine: https://bit.ly/2skrgkx, https://bit.ly/2spW5ED, Live and Let Die by Wings from Freemidi.org. Sounds from freesound.org by spacejoe, qubodup, gregorquendel, florianreichelt, michalwa2003, alucardsbride, howardv, stomachache, joelaudio, stomachache, hukosp, gregorquendel, stomachache, reidmangan, skylar1146, ericsoundschmiede, stomachache, howardv, gamedevc, eguobyte, herraportti,

Shaggy’s Massive Scooby Snack

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 13 Nov 2019 13:00:06 +0000

Music from Music Vine: https://bit.ly/2NlSgIM, https://bit.ly/2JPcYOX, https://bit.ly/2rkpuzH, https://bit.ly/34FZzAR, Sound Effects from Freesound.org by InspectorJ, WavesInFrames , guinefurrie , YleArkisto ,

Dedan of OFF High

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 6 Nov 2019 13:00:06 +0000

Dedan’s the toughest tough at OFF High School. But who’s this baseball-clad chump? Does he think that he is aLSo Tough-gUY?? Doesn’t he know that DeDAnN Is TuFGh Guy??!?

Characters rolled: Inspector Clouseau, Bayonetta, Danny Sex-Bang, Dedan

It me, Dmitri, I break house now; Pokémon Brexit-Dexit Debacle; Expressing oneself through Pokémon battle; Frozen II #GiveAnnaofArendaleASword; Carly-Rae Jepson already got one, guys, it’s only fair; the Moe-to-Mommy scale; Undertale before Undertale was Undertale

A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 30 Oct 2019 12:00:11 +0000

Some dirty, no-good, machine-gun-wielding... fellas... have developed a new weapon. If Solid Snake can ever manage to leave his box, he just might be able to save the world from this newest threat. This buff, sexy, pyramid-shaped threat (with great skin!).

Characters rolled: James West, Solid Snake, Alan Parish, Pyramid-head; The only thing that can stop a bad Super-Gun is a good Super-Gun; Sweet-ass airport fights; Hugo Weaving's sci-fi awards of excellence; A post Bart-kira world; Channing Tatum is every actor; Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino, the fun new drinking game; What is Gambit wearing; Mr. Smith's very excellent movie raps; The Jumanji hardware store right here in your hometown, for your convenience

My Wife The Were-Balto

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 23 Oct 2019 12:00:28 +0000

Kermit is a Husky living in the wilds of Alaska. Or maybe he's still a Frog. Some sort of Wolf-Frog? Alright Kermit is Half-Wolf, Half-Husky, Half-Frog, but ALL MAN, and his wife is sick! He and Piggy must brave the harsh Alaskan wilderness to reach the town of Itidarod. Or maybe the trail is called Iditarod? Listen, only one of us saw Balto and it was a long time ago! Give us a break.

Characters Rolled: Snufkin, Tracy Reardon, Kermit The Frog, Johnny Manziel; Better spin-off movies; You got your Statham Marmalade in my Rock Peanut Butter!; Memento Mori Bow Wow; The Hulk, but make it fashion; Big strong Jedi bones; re-examining newgrounds and proto-memes; Liz hears Narwhals and Badger Badger Badger for the first time LIVE ON THE AIR; what is a Muppet anyways?; The non-Disney/non-Bluth wild-card movies of our childhoods; Music used: Narwhals - Mr Weebl, Badger Badger Badger - Mr Weebl

Rumble in the Robo-Jungle

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 16 Oct 2019 12:00:36 +0000

We got ourselves a rumble, boys. It's robots vs animals when the juvenile delinquents of Animal High School square off against the strongest toughs of Robo-Tech Technical Institute. Knuckles, Bugs Bunny, and Hello Kitty must defend their turf from those low-life metal-heads Bender, Tom Servo, and Bumblebee. Knuckles knows he can handle those punks, but will Hello Kitty's insatiable bloodlust push the bonds of loyalty to its breaking point?

Characters Rolled: Solid Snake, Knuckles the Echidna, Johnny Manziel

Einstein invented war; Portable air conditioners...fraud?; McDonalds at 1am is self-care; An air-conditioner for every man, woman, and child; Hamster-based energy systems; Who watches the watchman? This goat, here. He does; Playing house with Don Draper; Enjoying Batman on multiple levels; OG Steve Harrington fan rep; hashtag BBB Bring Back Barb (as a zombie); First-person writing style and Chekhov's butterfly knife

Finn the Dragon Boy

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 9 Oct 2019 12:00:04 +0000

A magic amulet has turned Finn the Human into a big scary dragon a la Eustace Scrubb in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, but ain't nobody learnin a lesson about hubris THIS time! Let's ALL become dragons; Hell Yeah!

; 90's pop unlocking hidden areas of our brains; Spencer is limitless now; Gangs with flair, get weird with it!; Everyone has their own alien; Cats is just Hamtaro for adults; I can see a lion whenever I want; Nobody's feelin the love tonight; Characters rolled: Rincewind, Susan Strong, Kermit The Frog; Music used: Theme from Teen Wolf Too - The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss, Get Down - b4-4

The Gospel According To Mario

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 2 Oct 2019 12:00:12 +0000

Hi-i-I-I-i-i! Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Saviour Kirby? He came down from the stars to inhale our sins and wear them as fun hats. Chef Kawasaki has run out of wine, and only jars of his bath water are available! Can The Holy Kirby save the wedding, AND our immortal souls?? Forever and ever, Poyo Brrring-HA, Amen.

OUR VERY FIRST EPISODE WITH A GUEST!! Big thanks to our intern Kat, who totally crushed it, and taught us all about fancy sauce.

-Just call me Sailor Moon -Gettin inspired by Kevin Smith -the vewnaskewnaverse (I assume this is how it's spelled) -Are you a Randall or a Dante? -Follow your dreams RIGHT NOW -Punchin superstitions right in the face -only nineties kids remember Cicadas, the Jeepers Creepers of bugs -He jeeps, he creeps, he steals your eyeballs -McDonald's sauce hacks -Spencer shows off his impressive knowledge of Kirby character names

Teen Titans Go To A House Party

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 25 Sep 2019 12:00:21 +0000

-Reading PDFs in The Matrix -Delve into the terrifying hellscape that is the Toy Story universe's immortal sense memory -Brands are alive and you should consider their feelings. My best friend Disney told me so! -Uncle Phil feelings -Will Smith's rappin' genie -Wanna make a cult with me?

Triple Dub; Triple Threat

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 13:00:02 +0000

Mixing up Rom Com titles. Spencer is knee deep in teen culture. Fashion. Players Unknown Battlegrounds and Fortnight. End credit thoughts. Neon Genesis Evangelion is on Netflix. More sequel series less remakes. George Lucas is afraid of people. Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. Using 100% of your brain. Which Italian actor was in Meet The Fockers? Theme songs should just repeat the characters name. Dubstep jokes are back. D&D podcasts. Video Games should be more compatible.

B 4 R T

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 11 Sep 2019 13:00:22 +0000

President Weezer

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 4 Sep 2019 07:00:22 +0000

Warning: some weird audio issues in this one. Gonzo journalist Spider Jerusalem traps President Rivers Cuomo in one of his patented hard-hitting interviews ala Frost/Nixon. It's ...Spider/Weezer.

Pokemon Sleep; Pokemon Dreams. Millenials are made of snakes, snails, puppy dog tails, and also clefairy star-dust. The Ins and outs of the Bat-Family. Debate club: what's YOUR Snape-take? Whole lotta Snape thoughts in this one. No lie, this one is... mostly Snape thoughts.

A Fist Full of Materia

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 28 Aug 2019 13:00:16 +0000

Global warming and Pokemon. Liz thinks Spencer is far off base with their Pokemon Cinematic Universe idea. Debate club: Stucky V. Stony.
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Polly Dee’s Recipies

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 21 Aug 2019 12:00:10 +0000

Pauly D from the Jersey Shore meets a strange man who shows Pauly a new piece of himself.

Korg And Meek Go To Canada

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Wed, 14 Aug 2019 12:30:30 +0000

Korg and his best buddy, Meek, are hungry from a hard day of gaming. There is only one thing that can satisfy their cravings: poutine. The two set off to Avengers Europe. They hope to steal an aircraft and head to the land of Canada to seek their craving.

The Matrix Rejuvenescence

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Fri, 12 Jul 2019 12:00:07 +0000

Neo, Trinity, and Morpheus have all of their guns stolen by a dragon! Dragons exist in the Matrix as rogue programs that steal shiny things. The crew of the Nebuchadnezzar know just what to do! They grab their skateboards and go cruising down the sewers looking for a dragon.

Slinky Dog Goes West

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Fan Fiction Writer's Room) — Mon, 8 Jul 2019 12:00:13 +0000

Disney buys Fox and then buys every other corporation
Garfield Eats is a joke ?????
Heathcliff, Fred Basset, and newspaper strips
Pixar Film Universe Theory

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Chubby Harry Is Up To No Good

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Thu, 27 Jun 2019 06:04:27 +0000

Teen girls around the globe have gone missing. UNICEF mysteriously robbed. It is up to the Huntress and the Question to find out who done it.

Big Honking Ghibli Tears

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 5 Jun 2019 12:00:06 +0000

Arrietty, the Little, makes a home of Hogwarts, the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There she befriends Nearly Headless Nick. He would do anything to join the Headless Hunt. This desire comes between Arrietty and Nick's friendship to disastrous results.

The Touch of Jarfield

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Mon, 27 May 2019 12:00:04 +0000

To be added.

Mayor Kill Joy

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 24 Apr 2019 13:00:08 +0000

Isabelle cannot find the mayor ! Who will cut the ribbons to the bank? So many people want to get into the bank. Isabelle goes looking for the mayor. As an aside, Isabelle and her brother are very comfortable talking about their sex lives.

A Boy Punches God

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 3 Apr 2019 13:00:05 +0000

show notes to be added.

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Mushroom Wars ! The Curse of Koopa ; Episode 2

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Mon, 25 Mar 2019 13:24:00 +0000

The thrilling conclusion to our epic two-parter! The traitor Wario goes to head off Super Toadette and Queen Peach. Old Man Luigi and Mama Toad are prisoners mining coins and power-ups for Bowser II. Waluigi has been thrown into a tiny cage to help "inspire" Wario to do what must be done. Toadette keeps hearing a mysterious voice. What could it be?

Liz tells a story about how hard it was to fly to Saskatchewan after two of her grandparents have died on either side of the family.

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Mushroom Wars ! The Last Super; Episode 1

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Thu, 14 Mar 2019 12:41:00 +0000

Mario is long dead. His brother Luigi is old and senile. The stories of the princess kidnapped and rescued have become legend. A young Toad, Toadette, is visiting Luigi when he has a moment of lucidity and tells her that she must seek out the Peach and become the Super.

show notes to be added.

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Kingdom Hearts 3 (Directed by David Lynch)

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 20 Feb 2019 13:55:00 +0000

Dougie Jones, Dale Cooper's Heartless, traps Dale in a mirror and goes to steal the hearts of the town of Twin Peaks. Panchito Pistoles, from the Three Caballeros, and Mortimer Mouse, Mickey Mouse's Rival, rescue Dale Cooper and the three of them discover that Dale Cooper is a Keyblade Master. Dougie Jones has invited President Mickey Mouse to the town of Twin Peaks for a "Norting Festival" and it is up to Dale Cooper and his new cartoon friends to save the day.

Keys and Hearts and Norts, Oh My!; Daenyrys, Mother of Dragons hangin out with her best friend Mr. Magoo; Hors d'oeuvres and oeuvres; Shaggy meme origins; Throw more dumb zippers on your dumb characters, dummy; Stabbing our way through the Twin Peaks Wikipedia; If you've been Norted, do you still have to poop?; We only drag things because we love them; Goofy has fucked at least once and we all have to live with that knowledge; Honouring the forgotten characters; God, we say Zena-nort SO MUCH turns out it's actually Xehanort.
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Our Best Guess at What Kingdom Hearts Is About

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Mon, 11 Feb 2019 13:11:00 +0000

Spencer has never played Kingdom Hearts and Liz has only played half of the first one. They are fascinated with the series and attempt to make their best guess at what it is about.
Then, Jigglypuff is kicked out of her house by Wigglytuff. She goes to live with her friend Elekid. Elekid's partner, Dedenne, becomes jealous of the time the two are spending together.

show notes to be added.

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Kent Mansley Needs to Get Laid!

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Thu, 7 Feb 2019 13:01:00 +0000

It's an Iron Giant college AU! It's the fifties. Kent Mansley just has to get laid! He heads to a party where he chats up Annie Hughes. Dean McCoppin and Annie are friends and this angers Kent. He suspects Dean is a commie. Then, as is fan fiction tradition, they all bone.

-Wizards vanish the poop? Play with me! They vanish the poop!! -What we all love about Sonic The Hedgehog is its realism, obviously. -Nintendo decrees that only Toadette can wear the Princess Crown in their good clean chaste Christian universe. Which Nintendo characters are gonna go to heaven? The answers may surprise you! -Deep Space Nine NoTP's. I hope you like a good hate-F*ck; Liz sure does!

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The Smash Brothers Versus Genghis Khan

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 30 Jan 2019 13:07:00 +0000

Ghenghis Khan is invading! With few other options the king of China calls upon the help of his old friend: Super Mario and the Smash Bros!

TGFK : Thank God For Kirby. -"Stow your fear!" Everyone's always talkin' at Link; let him answer, already! -Liz rants and raves about one of her favourite games: Star Fox Adventures. -Which Nintendo character has the most self-loathing/is most likely to smoke weed? It's Waluigi for both, right? -Spencer reveals that he's actually a tiny little baby and everything is a Pokemon.

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The League of Heels

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Thu, 17 Jan 2019 13:00:00 +0000

Our 2018 wrap up show !
The Annoying Orange has been convinced he is the greatest soldier of all time, Big Boss! He breaks into an illegal terrorist wrestling organization to take down the leader, Kenny Omega.

We discuss Kotaku's 'The State of Fandom in 2018'
https://kotaku.com/the-state-of-fandom-in-2018-1831086239

Show Notes to be added.

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Terrace House: Canadian Jowls

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Fri, 21 Dec 2018 14:05:00 +0000

The new season of Terrace House is joined by Rei Ayanami, the pilot of the super cool robot Unit-00. She fits in well and enjoys her time until an Angel also becomes part of the cast.

Show Notes to be added.

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Fartastic Beasts and Where to Smell Them

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 28 Nov 2018 13:00:00 +0000

Newt Scamander heads to Africa to find his newest beast! A farting warthog known to his friends as Pumba. Pumba feels like even Simba and Timon are starting to resent him for his terrible gas. Will they prove they truly love him for him?

Show Notes to be added.

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The Lasagna Club

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Fri, 2 Nov 2018 12:00:00 +0000

Garfield is thrown into a High School Alternate Universe. He is stuck in detention. Principal Arbuckle is making Lasagna in his office and Garfield is determined to sneak out of detention and get it. No matter how many cool backflips he has to do.

Fan fiction recommendation: Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Dira Sudis: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16383503
Writing a Venom fan fiction in real time
How to be a good writer
We throw more smack at JK Rowling
fan theories forget how simple Marvel and Star Wars is
Thinking Toy Story 3 had a turd in it
Liz's relationship with Garfield
How Stinky: Garfield
Sandwich Criticism

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Detective Teletubbie and the Big Dump

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 17 Oct 2018 13:00:00 +0000

Teletubby Laa-Laa is a hard-boiled Private Investigator living in New York City. Who should walk through her door but Johnny Bravo. His piggy bank was smashed and he wants the culprit brought to justice. As Laa-Laa begins unrolling the mystery she discovers it goes all the way to the top.

We saw Venom
Sweet motorcycle stunts
Venom took too long to get
going
All the Spider-Men talk about their favourite snacks
Diving Into The Lore: The Venom Symbiote's dumb history
Venomized versions of the Marvel Superheroes: https://bit.ly/2PIGZB2.
Superhero teams
that are the stinkiest.

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Welcome to Beautiful Plunk Town

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Fri, 12 Oct 2018 12:59:00 +0000

Hexxus, from Ferngully, is heckbent on destroying Plunk Town on prom night. Miki, from Devilman, calms his evil heart and teaches him to love.

show notes to be added.

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Ancient Magus Husbando

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Fri, 5 Oct 2018 12:17:00 +0000

Joey Wheeler is enslaved and purchased by his Red-Eyes Black Dragon. We talk about Bowsette and do terrible Brooklyn accents.

show notes to be added.

Dark Gadget

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Fri, 28 Sep 2018 12:25:00 +0000

Inspector Gadget is granted mystical powers after falling into an ancient Egyptian crypt, much like the film The Mummy starring Tom Cruise. The events then play out exactly like the film The Mummy starring Tom Cruise.

Pokemon Lore. Legendary Pictures Detective Pikachu starring Ryan Reynolds. Dragging Liz's Twitter. Ashton Kutcher is a great hacker and Liz is an adult. Mastodon is too complicated and Twitter is bad. Yugi is cheating at Duel Masters. Liz has a good pitch for a SHAZAM story.

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The Howling Fieri's

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Thu, 13 Sep 2018 13:24:00 +0000

Your favourite stoners are at it again! Harold & Kumar open up a dispensary only to be muscled out by the local rough and toughs, The Howling Fieri's. Harold and Kumar flee the scene. Can Harold and Kumar escape? And who is the mysterious Don Fieri? All this and more on FAN FICTION WRITER'S ROOM!

show notes to be added.

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Mr. Clean Gets Tough on Spooky Spirals

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Thu, 6 Sep 2018 11:35:00 +0000

The cursed citizens of Junji Ito's Uzumaki summons Mr. Clean to remove the spirals that are driving everyone insane. As Mr. Clean removes these spirals the curse begins to affect him more than anyone else. The town has come to rely on Mr. Clean and those who notice do not know how to save him without dooming everyone else.

Cal Arts Style and why it does not exist and is actually good. Parasocial relationships and not writing fan fiction about real people. #ComicsGate. Forest Gump and all of the things he did in American history. The plot of Fight Club. Lisbeth Salander is such a liberated sexual icon hacker that we want to bone. Hacker scenes in movies are accurate.

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Knuckles Can Say Cuss Words

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 15 Aug 2018 11:44:00 +0000

Knuckles has the Master Emerald stolen from him by Sonic and Tails. They are working for a strange man named Professor Professorial, who is not Dr. Robotnick in disguise, he promises. We learn that Echidnas have four penises.

There are some Night In The Woods Spoilers from 18:00 - 22:38. (The demon does talk to you in Night In The Woods, sort of, Spencer was wrong.)
Show Notes to be Added.

The Cadaverous Barista Hand

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Thu, 26 Jul 2018 12:22:00 +0000

An hour and four minutes of writer's block. Even fan fiction writer's have their off days. We try to write a Captain Underpants fan fiction that goes nowhere. Then try a coffeeshop AU of Spielberg's Hook which also goes nowhere. We have a good time though and that is what matters.

Car Share troubles. Moving apartment. Bring back Ebenezer Scrooge caps. Canadian fashions. Liz has started a new job as an elf. How to get paid to podcast. Specific fetishes. Is Fairly Odd Parents good? Teen Titans Go is better than Teen Titans. Do not start with the metafiction. Upcoming DC movies. My Hero Academia is the ~best.~ Some questions for Spielberg's Hook. Explaining Batman Returns.

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Dumbledore's Boyfriend Goblegee

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 11 Jul 2018 12:57:00 +0000

Lappynapped! Strong Bad's computer has been kidnapped by The Noid. The Noid will only return her if Strong Bad manages to break into the Dominos vault and steal the secret recipe. Strong Bad gathers a crack team of The Cheat and Scrappy Doo. Together they come up with a plan to get the recipe and save the Lappy 486.

Tweets are too long now. Dan Aykroyd comes on the show to give Liz advice. Top three possible aliens. Spencer remembers too much of the Men In Black TV show. The Wachowskis keep making movies. Dumbledore's boyfriend Goblegee. Colin Farrell's name written in blood on the wall. Dunkin' on JK Rowling. 'Fifty Shades of Grey' what does that mean? Heists movies are satisfying. My Trek Adventure - series finale of Deep Space Nine. Why does Doctor Who regenerate? That period where everyone thought BBC Sherlock was a good show. Wrinkle of Time was way Jesus-ier than you remember. The Lasers Hallways in fiction. Sandwich Criticism.

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The Panini of Adolescence

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 4 Jul 2018 15:40:00 +0000

In a western alternate universe: Jesse and James threaten Ash Ketchum's farm. Ash asks for help from a stereotypical cowboy who has come to town.

Show Notes to be added.

Bird: A Sesame Street Story

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 27 Jun 2018 13:28:00 +0000

Before there was Sesame Street there was Rumble Street. A rough and tough neighbourhood filled with gangs and violence. When a large bird loses someone dear to him: he realizes he has to reach his full potential and make the street a place where the air is sweet.

Cartoons with better theme songs than the actual show. You can review us on iTunes now! Rebranding FFWR to make it edgy. Taking down the freckled. One in five hipsters is a Joe Rogan apologists. What we learn about Han Solo in Solo. Apologizing for everything we say. Liz thinks Tuff Turf (1985) has a scene where they whip someone with towels. Sandwich Criticism.

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Dunkin' On Zim

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 20 Jun 2018 15:12:00 +0000

Gir starts camgirling to pay the bills. Harry Potter gets a little too obsessed with Gir's channel. 'Reckon fisticuffs izze on'y way ta fix this, innit?

Early 2000's culture. Revisiting old faves that haven't aged well. Homestuck! A Fashion experiment, starring Donkey Kong and crew: https://youtu.be/e0UWEZkrEqc. Johnny Football took too many drugs. How does camgirling work, anyway? My Trek Adventure. Ultra-Ultron.

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The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too | Siriusmo - Stinky Wig

Nigel Thornberries' Amazing Race

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 13 Jun 2018 13:30:00 +0000

Nigel Thornberry hosts the latest season of The Amazing Race: Search for The Seven Dragon Balls. Contestants Akira Fudo and Little Andy follow their dragon radar to a spoooky castle with a mysterious owner. Who likes to...count??
Seven! Seven Dragon Balls! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Watching Ready Player One a lot more than planned. "He's more meme than man." Delightful food-based names in anime. My Trek Adventure: Deep Space Nine edition. Gosh impressions are hard. How Stinky - Disney Princesses.

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The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too | Dolly Parton - Me And Little Andy | Rihanna - Sledgehammer | Siriusmo - Stinky Wig

The Very Hungry Devourer of Worlds

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 6 Jun 2018 13:17:00 +0000

Something very hungry is destroying the countryside, and only Thumbelina and Jonatha-i mean Justin The Rat can stop him. Also that wienee fairy prince from Thumbelina. What was that guys name? You know, that guy.

Spencer's hair adventures. The world wants you to put Vinegar in your hair so just do it, idiot. Ya gotta. How Stinky - The Simpsons edition. Forbidden Skinner Attraction. A mouse with a motorcycle that goes Vrooomm. Liz's secret vore fetish, secret even from herself. A gross but fantastic voyage, Jabu-Jabu style. Sandwich criticism. We accidentally thought Justin The Rat's name was Jonathan and we're very sorry, OKAY?? Ooo-Ah-ah-ah-ah. Was that Papa Roach? I'm pretty sure it was Papa Roach.

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The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too | Siriusmo - Stinky Wig

Dragon Ball Z Vape Arc

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 30 May 2018 12:04:00 +0000

When Vegeta learns about that vape life he knows it's his destiny to become the greatest vapist in the universe. Oh, and Vine comes back.

We are not actually sponsored by Casper. Sick days are a good excuse. Why Fanta exists. Sippy cup lids. Y'know that you can steal? Feeling good about tipping. Friggin' love rival characters. My Trek Adventure. How Stinky?? Canadian Dragon Ball intro: https://youtu.be/A6JA5GWAUzs. We miss Saiyan's tails. Sandwich criticism.

The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too | Rihanna - Sledgehammer | Siriusmo - Stinky Wig

Pooh's Darkest Hour

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 23 May 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Venom symbiote has come to the Hundred Acre Wood and enters into a honey bee hive. Winnie the Pooh gets a rumbly in his tumbly and goes to snack in that very hive.

Which Avenger would you kiss? Spencer's Peter Parker impression. Guess That Ship - Avenger's edition. NOTPs - JugheadXBetty, LunaXHarry, QuarkXOdo, HansXElsa. How Stinky - Homestar Runner.

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The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too | Siriusmo - Stinky Wig

Art by Yotam Perel

Usagi and the Swan

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 16 May 2018 12:21:00 +0000

Sailor Moon goes on a date with a swan. That swan is Zeus from Disney's Hercules. Inspectah Deck of the Wu-Tang Clan is turned into a demon.

Hercules plates from Mcdonalds. Spencer gives his phone number to a stranger. Being made fun of on the internet. Asking for compliments. Differences between dubs and subs.

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Sailor Moon OST | The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Keeping Up With The Digidestined

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 9 May 2018 13:19:00 +0000

Liz and Spencer start writing a Digimon fan fiction but cannot contain themselves and end up just talking about Digimon for an hour.

Gutsy Frog: http://cartoonresearch.com/index.php/the-gutsy-frog-1972/. Canada is where board games are real. Handy Man follies. Liz bought a bullet journal; now her life is fixed. Gripes with the film Creed. Spencer does not understand the word, "precocious." One comment can change your life forever. Fashion review; The Digidestined https://bit.ly/2H6nphL. Creating Digimon OCs. My Trek Adventure. Liz recommends William T. Riker, Space Slut: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6232933

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The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too | Rihanna - Sledgehammer

Doggie Dog World

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 2 May 2018 12:35:00 +0000

Old Yeller murdered! Dale Cooper (the golden lab) is on the case. Courage the Cowardly Dog claims it is the minotaur! Will Ryker (the German shepherd) suspects Clifford the Big Red Dog. Could Ryker's prejudice be clouding his judgement?

Liz saw Stop Podcasting Yourself Live and the guest was embarrassing. The comedy scene is toxic. We gain confidence in our ability to be funny because of bad comedians. Spencer saw Lorde and Run the Jewels. New Zealand accents. My Trek Adventure. Guess That Ship.

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The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Calculated And Robotic Personality Equipped Transportation System

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 25 Apr 2018 13:00:00 +0000

C.A.R.P.E.T is an advanced spaceship stolen from planet Cheetopia. The thieves, Sweeney Todd and Liquid Snake, do not get along.

Making a friend at an ice cream place. Poppy from Youtube: https://youtu.be/Y4nHLHDtyVA . All podcasters wear diapers. Getting ready for conventions. My Trek Adventure. Whoopi Goldberg is great. Our second OC Kevin Devin. Jerking off is required for fan fiction.

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The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Bayonetta The Wedding Crasher

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 18 Apr 2018 12:25:00 +0000

Clark Kent tries to teach Bayonetta a valuable lesson about empathy after she crashed his wedding.

Condom recommendations. Spencer defends loud girl. Fedora guy is related to Spencer's old priest. Being awkward about phone calls. Wedding talk. Suits/Dresses.

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The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

The Scorpio Odyssey

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 11 Apr 2018 13:16:00 +0000

Hank Scorpio, from The Simpsons, and Solid Snake are cast into the world of Jason and the Argonauts. On their journey, they are challenged by Siri, a one-eyed shichon, and the Robot Devil from Futurama.

Singing with a voice. All fiction is Marauder's fan fiction. Hermione needs to learn to love herself. Tom Cruise's the Mummy.

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The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Count Olaf's Ska Band

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 4 Apr 2018 13:00:00 +0000

It's the battle of the bands but Count Olaf and Ginger from Chicken Run cannot seem to agree on what direction to take their music.

Trying to fit in in high school. Making friends as adults. Guilty pleasure music. Liz hates the show Food Wars. Generation O: https://youtu.be/Po0r5-W3EMU?t=25 , Liz gets off track and Spencer gets annoyed. //

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Sell Out - Reel Big Fish |
Sugar Jones - Days Like That |
The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

The Scooba Strikas

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 28 Mar 2018 14:00:00 +0000

Liz loves the cartoon The Supa Strikas. She spends an hour gushing about it. Dick Cheney's hotel is haunted by Jack Skellington and the Supa Strikas try to solve what is going on. //
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Music: The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

The Air Bud Singularity

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 21 Mar 2018 15:02:00 +0000

When Shaq steals the original basketball, the singularity, it is up to Air Bud and his basketball team to get it back. // Have a character you want us to craft a masterpiece around? Send them to ffwrshow@gmail.com

Music:
The Band Known As Sea Water Bliss - Theme From Teen Wolf Too

Astro Boy; A Communist Musical

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Wed, 14 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000

Astro Boy is taught the wrongs of capitalism. Baby Gonzo overthrows president Solidus Snake. Billy Crystal feeds an orphan a purse. // Want your favourite character to show appear on FFWR? Send them to ffwrshow@gmail.com

Music:
True Blue Instrumental - Kazuhiro Yamahara, Kenichiro Isoda - Astro Boy (2004 Video Game)

Who Fucks?

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Thu, 8 Mar 2018 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode of Fan Fiction Writer's Room, we begin writing a workplace comedy about Lord of the Rings and end with talking about fucking.
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Music:
Sea Water Bliss - Theme from Teen Wolf Too

Fated to Pretend

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Thu, 1 Mar 2018 13:57:00 +0000

Geordi La Forge and Jerry Seinfeld learn a valuable lesson about life. Snagglepuss does not read the room.
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On Fan Fiction Writer's Room, we take the character's submitted by YOU and weave them into a masterpiece.
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Tor Miller - Time To Pretend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=McKpZ1Kv_KA
Time to Pretend (Whole Z Remix)
Whole-z – Time-to-pretend-whole-z-remix

MechaLeo Learns to Love

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Fri, 23 Feb 2018 17:13:00 +0000

Childish Gambino meets the love of his life, Mecha Leonardo Di Caprio. Mecha Leo has a dark past.
On Fan Fiction Writer's Room, we take the character's submitted by YOU and weave them into a masterpiece.
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Gudetama remix by LEGENDARY
Legendary_kc_nitro – Gudetama-legendary

Howl's Sex Dungeon

ffwrshow@gmail.com (Liz Syrnick and Spencer Soares) — Fri, 16 Feb 2018 16:01:00 +0000

Wallace (from Wallace and Gromit) and Howl (From Howl's Moving Castle) start a business together. A sexy business.
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On Fan Fiction Writer's Room, we take the character's submitted by YOU and weave them into a masterpiece.
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