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Run Lola Run by Tom Tykwer

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 29 Aug 2024 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to redo this episode three different times. That’s because they’re talking about Run Lola Run by Tom Tykwer.

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Moonrise Kingdom by Wes Anderson

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Thu, 1 Aug 2024 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sneak away with their little boyfriend. That’s because they’re talking about Moonrise Kingdom by Wes Anderson.

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Wild Tales by Damián Szifron

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Thu, 27 Jun 2024 15:40:07 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to seek revenge! That’s because they’re talking about Wild Tales by Damián Szifron.

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I Am Love by Luca Guadagnino

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 30 May 2024 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to taste that Russian soup. That’s because they’re talking about I Am Love by Luca Guadagnino.

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Beau Is Afraid with Christian Dueñas

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (farthouse) — Thu, 18 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their good friend Christian Dueñas to talk about Ari Aster's freak fest Beau Is Afraid.

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The Devils by Ken Russell

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 29 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to lose their minds in a Catholic church. That’s because they’re talking about The Devils.

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Brand Upon the Brain! by Guy Maddin

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 25 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have youth nectar extracted from their heads. That’s because they’re talking about Brand Upon the Brain!

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Fanny and Alexander by Ingmar Bergman

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Thu, 21 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hate their bishop stepfather. That’s because they’re chatting about Fanny and Alexander

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Tampopo by Juzo Itami

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 30 Nov 2023 13:38:33 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to loudly slurp some noodles. That’s because they’re chatting about Tampopo.

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Farthouse X It's Always Halloween - The Shining by Stanley Kubrick

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (It's Always Halloween, Farthouse) — Tue, 31 Oct 2023 16:16:30 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their best pal Lucé Tomlin-Brenner for a Halloween crossover episode with her podcast, It's Always Halloween. And they're here to talk about The Shining! Plus, they discuss Casey's crowdfunding campaign for his movie 14 Stories in a Bathroom. And they answer some EEEEKmails from Lucé's listeners.

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Millennium Mambo by Hou Hsiao-Hsien

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 28 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be young in Taipei. That’s because they’re chatting about Millennium Mambo.

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Mad Max: Fury Road by George Miller

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 31 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Recalibration time babies! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be delivered to the gates of Valhalla. That’s because they’re chatting about Mad Max: Fury Road,

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Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom by Pier Paolo Pasolini

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Thu, 27 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to escape the fascist libertines. That’s because they’re chatting about Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom.

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Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives by Apichatpong Weerasethakul

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 29 Jun 2023 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to make love to a catfish. That’s because they’re chatting about Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives.

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Down by Law by Jim Jarmusch

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 18 May 2023 18:42:38 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go down to the bayou. That’s because they’re chatting about Down by Law.

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The Killing of a Chinese Bookie by John Cassavetes

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 20 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a steak with white gloves. That’s because they’re chatting about The Killing of a Chinese Bookie.

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The Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 9 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

It’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win.

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The Dreamers by Bernardo Bertolucci

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a shitty banana. That’s because they’re chatting about The Dreamers.

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Tár by Todd Field

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 08:05:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to "get" you. That’s because they’re chatting about Tár.

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Metropolitan by Whit Stillman

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 22 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to rent tuxedos for a few more days. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘Metropolitan.’

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The Ice Storm by Ang Lee

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 6 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to throw their keys in a fish bowl. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘The Ice Storm.’

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The Convent by Mike Mendez

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Thu, 27 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sacrifice some virgins. That’s because they’re chatting about the ‘The Convent.’ And they are joined by the one and only Jordan Crucchiola!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Wed, 19 Oct 2022 18:53:03 +0000

Some news from 'The Cuties'

Holy Motors by Leos Carax

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 16 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

A note! There is a VERY important message at the top of this show. But, as always, the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go to some appointments. That’s because they’re chatting about the 2012 film by Leos Carax - ‘Holy Motors.’

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The Umbrellas of Cherbourg by Jacques Demy

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 9 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sing endlessly in a non-melodic fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1964 film by Jacques Demy - ‘The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.’

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The Wages of Fear by Henri-Georges Clouzot

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 2 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drive through the jungle. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1953 film by Henri-Georges Clouzot - ‘The Wages of Fear.’

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Daisies by Věra Chytilová

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 26 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get old men to feed them. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1966 film by Věra Chytilová - ‘Daisies.’ Plus, Farthouse royalty Tricia O'Brien joins the chat.

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Blue Velvet by David Lynch

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 19 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to celebrate their 100th episode in a blue fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1986 film by David Lynch - ‘Blue Velvet.’ And joining them is the honorary third host of Farthouse - Lucé Tomlin-Brenner!

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Solaris by Andrei Tarkovsky

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 12 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to open their yearbooks AGAIN. That’s because they’re going back in time and releasing the FIRST episode they ever recorded! That’s right, the previously unreleased ‘Solaris’ episode is being unleashed on the general public. Be gentle on the cuties! They were not as confident and studly as they are now.

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Chan Is Missing by Wayne Wang

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 5 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to bum around San Fran. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1982 film by Wayne Wang - ‘Chan Is Missing.’

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Fantastic Planet by René Laloux

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 28 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to create a new civilization of “little dudes.” That’s because they’re chatting about the 1973 film by René Laloux - ‘Fantastic Planet.’

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Pierrot le Fou by Jean-Luc Godard

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 21 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to open their yearbooks. That’s because they’re going back in time and releasing the second episode they ever recorded! That’s right, the previously unreleased ‘Pierrot le Fou’ episode is being unleashed on the general public. Be gentle on the cuties! They were so young when they recorded this.

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Crimes of the Future by David Cronenberg

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 14 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some purple candy bars. That’s because they’re chatting about David Cronenberg’s ‘Crimes of the Future.’

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Nashville by Robert Altman

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 7 Jun 2022 14:53:55 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to amble around Nashville. That’s because they’re chatting about Robert Altman’s ‘Nashville.’

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Slacker by Richard Linklater

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 31 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to watch amble around Austin. That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Linklater’s ‘Slacker.’

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Donnie Darko by Richard Kelly

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 24 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to watch ‘Evil Dead’ with Jena Malone. That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Kelly’s ‘Donnie Darko.’

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Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 17 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to clap in a rhythmic fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about Céline Sciamma’s ‘Portrait of a Lady.’

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The Northman by Robert Eggers

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 10 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to speak to an enchanted Björk. That’s because they’re chatting about Robert Eggers’ ‘The Northman.’

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Poetry by Lee Chang-dong

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 3 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be inspired to write a poem! That’s because they’re chatting about Lee Chang-dong’s ‘Poetry.’

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Beau Travail by Claire Denis

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 26 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to do military drills in the desert! That’s because they’re chatting about Claire Denis’ ‘Beau Travail.’

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The Thief and the Cobbler with Special Guest Tom Meyers

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (farthouse) — Tue, 19 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to steal some balls! That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Williams’ ‘The Thief and the Cobbler.’ And there is no better person to discuss this film than their special guest - screenwriter, playwright, and friend, Tom Meyers.

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Blowup by Michelangelo Antonioni

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to swing! That’s because they’re chatting about Michelangelo Antonioni’s ‘Blowup.’

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Stalker by Andrei Tarkovsky

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 5 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to splash in some muddy puddles. That’s because they’re chatting about Andrei Tarkovsky’s ‘Stalker.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey pitch a remake of ‘Stalker’ starring Britney Spears. They also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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My Own Private Idaho by Gus Van Sant

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to fall asleep in the middle of a road. That’s because they’re chatting about Gus Van Sant’s ‘My Own Private Idaho.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the career of Mr. Keanu Reeves. They put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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The Farthouse Guide to the 94th Academy Awards

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 22 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

It’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 94th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win. They also reveal their Top 10 Favorite Movies of 2021.

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Barton Fink by The Coen Brothers

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 15 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to pin back some peeling wallpaper. That’s because they’re chatting about The Coen Brothers’ ‘Barton Fink.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss their Top 5 Coen Brothers movies. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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The Worst Person in the World by Joachim Trier

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 8 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to run through the streets of Oslo. That’s because they’re chatting about Joachim Trier’s ‘The Worst Person in the World.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss “the sad penis.” The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid by George Roy Hill

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 1 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to join a throuple with Paul Newman and Robert Redford. That’s because they’re chatting about George Roy Hill’s ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey decide where they’d want to live during the 1800s. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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Shortbus with Special Guest Ify Nwadiwe

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 22 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

It’s the final week of Farthouse Erotica month! And that’s why they had to bring in the “THOT Dad” himself, Ify Nwadiwe. He joins the “cuties” to talk about John Cameron Mitchell’s ‘Shortbus.’ In this episode, the boys talk about the war between Gen Z and Millenials. Ify and the “cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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Antiporno by Sion Sono

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

It’s the third week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to star in a porno. That’s because they’re chatting about Sion Sono’s ‘Antiporno.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the politics of AOL Instant Messager. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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Betty Blue by Jean-Jacques Beineix

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 8 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

It’s the second week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get their manuscript published. That’s because they’re chatting about Jean-Jacques Beineix’s ‘Betty Blue.’ In this episode, Patrick tries to convince Casey to sleep on a mattress where someone died. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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Love by Gaspar Noé

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 1 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

It’s the first week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hit the sex clubs. That’s because they’re chatting about Gaspar Noé’s ‘Love.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey wonder how anyone knows what to do in a group sex situation. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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Reservoir Dogs with Musician Logan Metz

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 25 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get shot in the gut. That’s because they’re chatting about Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Reservoir Dogs .’ As a special treat, the boys are joined this week by musician Logan Metz (Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real). He’s on to talk about his and Casey’s crazy trip to the Sundance Film Festival back in 2007. Plus, the “Cuties” also put 'Reservoir Dogs' through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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The Fountain by Darren Aronofsky

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 18 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get into a bathtub with their jeans on. That’s because they’re chatting about Darren Aronofsky’s ‘The Fountain.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey talk about their hatred for people who intentionally sit in the wrong assigned seat. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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This Is Spinal Tap by Rob Reiner

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Farthouse) — Tue, 11 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat sandwiches with tiny bread. That’s because they’re chatting about Rob Reiner’s ‘This Is Spinal Tap.’ In this episode, Patrick reveals that there was a follow-up film to ‘Saving Private Mallon.’ The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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Badlands by Terrence Malick

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 4 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to murder a ton of people. That’s because they’re chatting about Terrence Malick’s ‘Badlands.’ In this episode, Patrick talks about how his parents almost hit Terrence Malick with their car. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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Phantom Thread by Paul Thomas Anderson

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 28 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat the mushroom. That’s because they’re chatting about Paul Thomas Anderson’s ‘Phantom Thread.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the similarities between Casey and Reynolds Woodcock. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.

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Eyes Wide Shut by Stanley Kubrick

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 21 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get kicked out of an elite sex party. That’s because they’re chatting about Stanley Kubrick’s ‘Eyes Wide Shut.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss when they first learned what sex was. The “Cuties” also put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test.

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Lamb by Valdimar Jóhannsson

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 14 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to adopt a freakish little half-lamb/ half-human. That’s because they’re chatting about Valdimar Jóhannsson’s ‘Lamb.’ In this episode, Casey gets labeled a “weak weiner.” The “Cuties” put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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The Piano by Jane Campion

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 7 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to slosh through an ungodly amount of mud. That’s because they’re chatting about Jane Campion’s ‘The Piano.’ Patrick and Casey also discuss Patrick’s dramatic baseball career! Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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The Holy Mountain by Alejandro Jodorowsky

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 30 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some Jesus cake. That’s because they’re chatting about Alejandro Jodorowsky’s ‘The Holy Mountain.’ Patrick and Casey also discuss the weirdness of Venice, California! Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Gummo by Harmony Korine

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 23 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to take the dirtiest bath of all time! That’s because they’re chatting about Harmony Korine’s ‘Gummo.’ Patrick and Casey also discuss tornadoes! Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Being John Malkovich by Spike Jonze

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 16 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to see life through the eyes of John Malkovich! That’s because they’re chatting about Spike Jonze’s ‘Being John Malkovich.’ Patrick reads a snippet from his embarrassing college review of ‘Synecdoche, New York.’ Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Fitzcarraldo by Werner Herzog

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 9 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to build an opera house! That’s because they’re chatting about Werner Herzog’s ‘Fitzcarraldo.’ Patrick talks about his recent medical issues. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Dancer in the Dark by Lars von Trier with Kevin Ferguson

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Kevin Ferguson, Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 2 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get devastated. That’s because they’re chatting about Lars von Trier’s ‘Dancer in the Dark.’ And to do so they are joined by a very special guest, the senior producer of NPR’s ‘Bullseye with Jesse Thorn,’ Kevin Ferguson. With his help, they dissect this very dreary movie. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Daughters of Darkness by Harry Kümel with Film Critic Katie Walsh

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Katie Walsh, Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 26 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get seduced by a countess. That’s because they’re chatting about Harry Kümel’s ‘Daughters of Darkness.’ And to do so they are joined by a very special guest, the wonderful film critic Katie Walsh. With her help, they all dissect the seductive vampire lesbian film genre. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Hereditary by Ari Aster

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 19 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to HAIL PAIMON! That’s because they’re chatting about Ari Aster’s ‘Hereditary.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss being scared at the movies. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Eyes Without a Face by Georges Franju

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 12 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to remove some faces. That’s because they’re chatting about Georges Franju’s ‘Eyes Without a Face.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss their favorite Halloween episodes of TV shows. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Don't Look Now by Nicolas Roeg

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 5 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to contact their dead children through a medium. That’s because they’re chatting about Nicolas Roeg’s ‘Don't Look Now.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey are shocked to find the complete nude scene from this film posted on Wikipedia. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Princess Mononoke by Hayao Miyazaki

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 28 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to find harmony with nature. That’s because they’re chatting about Hayao Miyazaki’s ‘Princess Mononoke.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the little ghost butts in the film. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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A Clockwork Orange by Stanley Kubrick

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 21 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drink milk plus. That’s because they’re chatting about Stanley Kubrick’s ‘A Clockwork Orange.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss how they’d fare in prison. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Y Tu Mamá También by Alfonso Cuarón

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 14 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drive across Mexico. That’s because they’re chatting about Alfonso Cuarón’s ‘Y Tu Mamá También.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss their favorite road trip movies. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Shame by Steve McQueen

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 7 Sep 2021 15:24:11 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to throw away their porn VHS tapes. That’s because they’re chatting about Steve McQueen’s ‘Shame.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss how this movie has not aged well. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Brazil by Terry Gilliam

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 31 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get stuck in the bureaucracy. That’s because they’re chatting about Terry Gilliam’s Brazil. In this episode, Patrick and Casey admit their love for this movie is dwindling. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Le Samouraï by Jean-Pierre Melville

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 24 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get caught murdering a nightclub owner. That’s because they’re chatting about Jean-Pierre Melville’s Le Samourai. In this episode, Casey sings a moving rendition of "Ring of Keys" from the Tony award-winning musical Fun Home. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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The Night Porter by Liliana Cavani

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 17 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to work the night shift at a hotel. That’s because they’re chatting about Liliana Cavani’s The Night Porter. Patrick and Casey try to figure out the best ways to murder each other. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Eraserhead by David Lynch

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 10 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have a mutant baby. That’s because they’re chatting about David Lynch’s Eraserhead. It’s their one-year anniversary! And what better way to spend it than to wax poetic on one of their favorite filmmakers, David Lynch. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Elevator to the Gallows by Louis Malle

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 3 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get stuck in an elevator. That’s because they’re chatting about Louis Malle’s Elevator to the Gallows. They also talk about deadly Patrick’s “bundling” addiction. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Funny Games by Michael Haneke

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 27 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to give away all their eggs. That’s because they’re chatting about Michael Haneke’s Funny Games. They also talk about the age at which they would allow their children to watch R-rated movies. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Stranger by the Lake by Alain Guiraudie

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 20 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be nude on a rocky beach. That’s because they’re chatting about Alain Guiraudie’s Stranger by the Lake. They also talk about the discomforts of having sex in the woods and the excitement that goes along with making out with a known serial killer. In addition to that, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Crazed Fruit by Kō Nakahira

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 13 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to wear cool shirts. That’s because they’re chatting about Kō Nakahira’s Crazed Fruit. A *CONTENT WARNING* for this episode. Casey and Patrick discuss rape, sexual coercion, and sexual assault. The hosts try their best to handle the subject with as much care as possible, but it is discussed in relation to events in the movie. In addition to that, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Claire's Knee by Éric Rohmer

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 6 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be rich Europeans. That’s because they’re chatting about Éric Rohmer’s Claire's Knee. A *CONTENT WARNING* for this episode. Casey and Patrick discuss an older man’s predatory behavior towards young girls. The hosts try their best to handle the subject with as much care as possible. In addition to that, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Orlando by Sally Potter

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 29 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to live forever. That’s because they’re chatting about Sally Potter’s Orlando. In this episode, Patrick gets the “Sunday Scaries” on a Tuesday. And Casey gets annoyed with sensitive men. Plus, the Cuties put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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The Piano Teacher by Michael Haneke

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 22 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to stab themselves in the shoulder with a kitchen knife. That’s because they’re chatting about Michael Haneke’s The Piano Teacher. In this episode, Patrick gets upset because he does not like basketball anymore. And Casey proposes a shell forward poster. Plus, the Cuties put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Playtime by Jacques Tati

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 15 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to bump into walls. That’s because they’re chatting about Jacques Tati’s Playtime. Patrick has to eat crow for saying he did not want to watch this movie. And Casey and Patrick reminisce about the early days of Netflix. Plus, the Cuties put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.

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Con Air: A Recalibration of the Fartsy Test

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 8 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to put the bunny back in the box. That’s because they’re chatting about Con Air. This is a maintenance episode in order to recalibrate the Fartsy Test. So many of the films they put through the test get a very high score. So they need to make sure that the lower numbers are still working. They are scientists, after all. Which is why they’re talking about Con Air. Patrick and Casey put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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The Doom Generation with Special Guest Lucé Tomlin-Brenner

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Lucé Tomlin-Brenner, Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 1 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some really disgusting 711 food. That’s because they’re chatting about Gregg Araki’s The Doom Generation. And joining them is their good pal Lucé Tomlin-Brenner.. In this episode, Patrick, Lucé, and Casey talk about sex in cars, OK Soda, and the career of Rose McGowan. Plus they talk all about Lucé’s new short film Surprise! In addition to that, they put The Doom Generation through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Seven Samurai by Akira Kurosawa

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 25 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some millet. That’s because they’re chatting about Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai. In this episode, Patrick and Casey talk about their most memorable movie-going experiences. In addition to that, they put Seven Samurai through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Paris, Texas by Wim Wenders

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 18 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to walk around the desert alone. That’s because they’re chatting about Wim Wenders’ Paris, Texas. In this episode, Patrick inquires as to why he’s never seen Casey cry. And Casey tells a story about his uncle. In addition to that, they put The Paris, Texas through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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The Battle of Algiers by Gillo Pontecorvo

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 11 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to engage in some guerilla warfare. That’s because they’re chatting about Gillo Pontecorvo’s The Battle of Algiers. In this episode, Casey castigates Patrick for having fun while watching this film. And Patrick regales us with Part Two of his “Las Vegas Fiasco.” In addition to that, they put The Battle of Algiers through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Breathless by Jean-Luc Godard

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 4 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to steal some cars. That’s because they’re chatting about Jean-Luc Godard’s Breathless. In this episode, both Casey and Patrick become increasingly distraught by how good Jean-Paul Belmondo looks with his shirt off. In addition to that, they put Breathless through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Ali: Fear Eats the Soul by Rainer Werner Fassbinder

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 27 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to kick in some TVs. That’s because they’re chatting about Rainer Werner Fassbinder’s Ali: Fear Eats the Soul. Patrick threatens to stab some people if Casey ever ends the podcast. And Casey talks about anxiety. In addition to that, they put Ali: Fear Eats the Soul through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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The Farthouse Guide to the 93rd Academy Awards

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 20 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to win it all. That’s because they’re chatting about the 93rd Academy Awards. They will hold your hand and guide you through this complicated year of films. Do not worry, they will instruct you on which films you are supposed to like.

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The Bicycle Thief with Nat Magee

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon, Nat Magee) — Tue, 13 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to find their damn bikes. That’s because they’re chatting about Vittorio De Sica’s The Bicycle Thief. And they are joined by professional editor and co-host of Back to the Movies, their good pal Nat Magee! Patrick is also very sad about baseball. And Casey defends his whiskey preferences. In addition to that, they put The Bicycle Thief through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Deep Red with Special Guest Dave Schilling

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Dave Schilling, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 6 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to investigate a murder. That’s because they’re chatting about Dario Argento’s Deep Red. And they are joined by a (kind of) Giallo expert, writer, and host of Full Court Chat with Dave Schilling - Dave Schilling! Patrick also tries to impress everybody with his knowledge of Italian prog-rockers, Goblin. And Casey may have prematurely asserted that former San Francisco Giants manager Bruce Bochy is dead. In addition to that, they put Deep Red through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Volver by Pedro Almodóvar

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 30 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to bury a body. That’s because they’re chatting about Pedro Almodóvar’s Volver. Patrick shows off his extensive knowledge of Almodóvar’s filmography. And Casey requests to be mummified. In addition to that, they put Volver through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Small Batch of Bach!

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Thu, 25 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to accept that rose! That’s because they’re spending a few minutes talking about the finale of ‘The Bachelor.’ For this special capsule episode, Patrick and Casey turn their backs on arthouse cinema to talk about another American art form; reality television. Patrick and Casey dissect the recent controversies surrounding ‘The Bachelor’ franchise and how Chris Harrison disdains practical advice. Let us know if you enjoy this episode!

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Raging Bull by Martin Scorsese

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 23 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get punched in the head. That’s because they’re chatting about Martin Scorsese’s Raging Bull. Patrick becomes increasingly pedantic about Casey’s preferred alcoholic drinks. And Casey has to break some disheartening news to Patrick about McDonald’s new chicken sandwiches. In addition to that, they put Raging Bull through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Hiroshima mon amour by Alain Resnais

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 16 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to take a lover in a foreign land. That’s because they’re chatting about Alain Resnais’s Hiroshima mon amour. Patrick wages a war against “theater kids” and Casey tries to prevent Patrick from talking about balding. In addition to that, they put Hiroshima mon amour through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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We Need to Talk About Kevin by Lynne Ramsay

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 9 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be horrified by their children. That’s because they’re chatting about Lynne Ramsay’s We Need to Talk About Kevin. Patrick gives Casey an unexpected nickname. And Casey does not remember Tilda Swinton’s natural hair color. In addition to that, they put We Need to Talk About Kevin through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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The Saddest Music in the World by Guy Maddin

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 2 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sing some sad songs. That’s because they’re chatting about Guy Maddin’s The Saddest Music in the World. Casey and Patrick drink 40s and get mad at each other. In addition to that, they put The Saddest Music in the World through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Last Tango in Paris with Writer Kate Doyle

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien, Kate Doyle) — Tue, 23 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to talk about pig farts. That’s because they’re chatting about Bernardo Bertolucci’s Last Tango in Paris. And they are joined by the magnificent writer and researcher Kate Doyle (History of Swear Words, Drunk History, Adam Ruins Everything). This marks the final episode in their month-long series, ‘February Farthouse Erotica,’ where the cuties explore the steamier side of arthouse cinema. In this episode, Doyle explains her incredibly complicated movie-watching system, Patrick is happy with the Padres, and Casey gets mad at Patrick for taking an edible. In addition to all of that, they put Last Tango in Paris through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover by Peter Greenaway

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 16 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be nude in a restaurant. That’s because they’re chatting about Peter Greenaway’s The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover. This marks the third episode in their month-long series, ‘February Farthouse Erotica,’ where the cuties explore the steamier side of arthouse cinema. In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss working in the foodservice industry. And also, whether or not Patrick would eat Casey if he asked him to. In addition to all of that, they put The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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In the Realm of the Senses by Nagisa Ōshima

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 9 Feb 2021 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are, truthfully, not totally prepared to chat about the hardcore sexual topics covered in this episode. But that does not stop them from trying! This week they’re chatting about Nagisa Ōshima’s In the Realm of the Senses. This marks the second episode in their month-long series, ‘February Farthouse Erotica,’ where the cuties explore the steamier side of arthouse cinema. In this episode, Patrick and Casey bravely dissect some of the ickier sexual activities portrayed in this film. And Patrick gets mad at Casey for being short with him during a text exchange. In addition to all of that, they put In the Realm of the Senses through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Crash by David Cronenberg

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 2 Feb 2021 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get into a car accident! That’s because they’re chatting about David Cronenberg’s Crash. This marks the first episode in their month-long series, ‘February Farthouse Erotica,’ where the cuties will explore the steamier side of arthouse cinema. In this episode, Patrick reveals he got Covid-19. And Casey worries that Patrick may have contracted it from his scary new group of friends that get turned on by car accidents. In addition to all of that, they put Crash through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Mikey and Nicky with Mia Vicino A.K.A. "Brat Pitt" on Letterboxd

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Mia Vicino, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 26 Jan 2021 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drink beer and milk together! That’s because they’re chatting about Elaine May’s Mikey and Nicky. And they are joined by a very special guest. If you are a Letterboxd user, you know her as the infamous “Brat Pitt.” But in real life, her name is Mia Vicino, and she’s a film columnist at Willamette Week in Portland. In this episode, Patrick is invited to Mia’s secret friend club based on the fact that they were born in the same hospital in San Diego (Casey is viciously excluded, of course). Mia also tells a horrific story about being shot at after watching Mank. And they all three talk about their love for Letterboxd. In addition to all of that, they put Mikey and Nicky through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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The Music Room by Satyajit Ray

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 19 Jan 2021 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to waste all their money on hiring musical artists to perform in their respective mansions! That’s because they’re chatting about Satyajit Ray’s The Music Room. In this episode, Patrick and Casey dissect the scene in Richie Rich where it’s revealed he has his own working McDonalds inside his mansion. In addition to all of that, they put The Music Room through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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First Cow by Kelly Reichardt

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 12 Jan 2021 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some oily cakes! That’s because they’re chatting about Kelly Reichardt’s First Cow. In this episode, Patrick accuses Casey of being annoyed with him. And Casey does not do an adequate job of denying this accusation. In addition to all of that, they put First Cow through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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8½ by Federico Fellini

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 5 Jan 2021 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have an existential breakdown during the production of a film! That’s because they’re chatting about Federico Fellini’s 8½. In this episode, Casey and Patrick both get sick and drunk because they are forced to drink a giant “Straw-Ber-Rita” during the recording. In addition to all of that, they put 8½ through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Welcome to the Dollhouse with MOONFACE Creator James Kim

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, James Kim, Casey O’Brien) — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be mercilessly bullied! That’s because they’re chatting about Todd Solondz’s Welcome to the Dollhouse. And they are joined by podcast royalty, the creator of MOONFACE, friend of the show, James Kim. In this episode, Casey symbolically takes on the role of the terrorized Dawn Wiener, and James and Patrick symbolically take on the role of his bullies. The way that they team up against Casey is both cruel AND unusual. It will be interesting to see if the podcast makes it to another episode... In addition to all of that, they put Welcome to the Dollhouse through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence by Nagisa Ōshima

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 22 Dec 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have a fainting spell due to horniness. That’s because they’re chatting about Nagisa Ōshima’s Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence. Casey reveals how he got the “sex talk” and found out Santa Claus wasn’t real on the same day. And Patrick shares his Christmas plans. Plus, they put Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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In the Mood for Love by Wong Kar-wai

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 15 Dec 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to fall in love with their next-door neighbor in the 1960’s. That’s because they’re chatting about Wong Kar-wai’s In the Mood for Love. Casey tries to get Patrick to reveal his deepest, darkest secret. And Patrick talks about his preferred work toilet. Plus, they put In the Mood for Love through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Belle de Jour by Luis Buñuel

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O’Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 8 Dec 2020 10:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to start working at a fancy, little brothel. That’s because they’re chatting about Luis Buñuel’s Belle de Jour. Patrick accuses Casey of being a “Scooper.” And Casey wears a beret. Plus, they put Belle de Jour through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Battle In Heaven by Carlos Reygadas

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 1 Dec 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get scandalized by an unsimulated sex scene. That’s because they’re chatting about Carlos Reygadas’ Battle In Heaven. Spoiler alert, folks: they hated this movie! Plus, Casey gets very upset at Patrick about the new social media manager, Brad. And Patrick gets moodier and moodier as the show progresses due to his embarrassment in picking this horrific movie. In addition to all that junk, they put Battle In Heaven through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Personal Shopper with ‘Screen Drafts’ Co-Host Clay Keller

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien, Clay Keller) — Tue, 24 Nov 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to receive a message from their deceased twin. That’s because they’re chatting about Olivier Assayas’ Personal Shopper. And they are joined by one of the hosts of the wonderful podcast, Screen Drafts, and fellow Minnesotan, Clay Keller. Both Patrick and Casey are immediately taken aback by Clay’s deep and immense love for the work of actor Kristen Stewart. Which makes Casey feel particularly guilty when he weaponizes a Shania Twain song to criticize the actor. In addition to that, they put Personal Shopper through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Three Colours: Blue by Krzysztof Kieślowski

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 17 Nov 2020 10:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to give their castle to their spouse’s mistresses! That’s because they’re chatting about Krzysztof Kieślowski’s Three Colours: Blue. Both Patrick and Casey self-identify as “Freak-lowskis,” which, of course, signifies that they are huge fans of the work of Krzysztof Kieślowski. They also admit they are both in love with the new Bachelorette, Tayshia Adams. In addition to that, they put Three Colours: Blue through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Seven Beauties by Lina Wertmüller

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to live their entire lives without honor! That’s because we’re chatting about Lina Wertmüller’s Seven Beauties. A warning to all: 1). We talk a great deal about the new season of The Bachelorette in this episode. 2). This episode was recorded before the results of the election, so if we sound particularly clueless, that’s why. Plus, Patrick gets mad at Casey for comparing Patrick to the lascivious main character of the film. We put Seven Beauties through our proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And we give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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I'm Thinking of Ending Things by Charlie Kaufman

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 3 Nov 2020 10:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to question our very existence. That’s because we’re chatting about Charlie Kaufman’s I'm Thinking of Ending Things. Much like the film itself this episode goes to dark and strange places that we don’t totally understand. Casey tells a story about working with a horrible old man on his senior thesis film. And Patrick reprimands Casey for asking him when his birthday is. Plus, we put I'm Thinking of Ending Things through our proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And we give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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Let the Right One In with Special Guest Lucé Tomlin-Brenner

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien, Lucé Tomlin-Brenner, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to decapitate our bullies. That’s because we’re chatting about Tomas Alfredson’s Let the Right One In. For our inaugural Halloween episode, we could not think of a better guest than the host of the year-round Halloween podcast It’s Always Halloween, Lucé Tomlin-Brenner! We spooky three discuss our own personal histories with the film. And, of course, we play “Fuck, Marry, Kill” with traditional horror characters. Plus, we put Let the Right One In through our proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And we give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari by Robert Wiene

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 20 Oct 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get put in a little box for 25 years, because they’re talking about The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Patrick gets very annoyed with Casey for making him watch a silent film. Casey, rightfully, feels guilty and ugly for making his friend watch a silent film. Plus, the boys put The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And the boys give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!

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House by Nobuhiko Obayashi

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 13 Oct 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The Cinephile Cuties are ready to get eaten by an evil aunt because this week they’re dissecting 1977’s cuckoo-rama, House. The spooky month continues! Casey talks about his hatred for Chicago. And Patrick is wondering what Casey was doing on “that night,” whatever that means. Plus, the boys run House through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

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Suspiria by Dario Argento

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 6 Oct 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The Cinephile Cuties are ready to dance with a coven of witches! That’s because they are discussing Dario Argento’s, Suspiria. This episode marks the beginning of their “spooky” month of scary arthouse films. Patrick and Casey are both “Halloqueens,” as it were. Casey tells a harrowing story about a terrifying “Gold Woman.” Patrick is both jubilant and miserable. And both of them have some issues with the Suspiria remake. Plus, the boys run Suspiria through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

My Dinner with Andre by Louis Malle

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 29 Sep 2020 09:00:03 +0000

The Cinephile Cuties are ready to have an incomprehensibly boring conversation! That’s because they are discussing Louis Malle’s, My Dinner with Andre. The Cuties have never been so divided on a film, and it threatens the very existence of the show. Casey and Patrick also discuss being embarrassed about their jobs, the art of conversation, and Wallace Shawn’s beautifully odd visage. The boys run My Dinner with Andre through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

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My Brother's Wedding by Charles Burnett

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 22 Sep 2020 09:00:07 +0000

The cinephile cuties are ready to ruin their brother’s wedding! That’s because they are discussing Charles Burnett’s, My Brother's Wedding. At the top of the show, Casey and Patrick discuss some very important news concerning The Bachelor. Casey admits that he screwed up last week because the cuties were originally supposed to discuss Burnett’s first film, Killer of Sheep. Patrick seems upset that he has to explain the Fartsy Test each week, but refuses to admit it. The boys run My Brother's Wedding through said “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

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Rashomon by Akira Kurosawa

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 15 Sep 2020 09:00:07 +0000

The cinephile cuties are ready to explore the nature of truth! That’s because they are discussing the classic (boring) Japanese film, Rashomon. Casey and Patrick are both, at first, fearful to say how they truly feel, but they eventually admit that they hated watching this movie. Casey has a huge reveal for Patrick that involves the celebrated TV show Too Hot To Handle. Patrick makes a disturbingly prescient joke about the destruction caused by gender reveal parties. And, Rashomon is the first film to be decorated with an official Farthous medallion. Listen to find what it is for! Plus, they run Rashomon through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

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Cléo from 5 to 7 by Agnès Varda

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 8 Sep 2020 09:00:29 +0000

The cinephile cuties are ready to have an existential breakdown! That’s because they are discussing the classic French New Wave film, Cléo from 5 to 7. Casey and Patrick both mentally deteriorate throughout the course of the episode. They pitch several modern pop stars that could be cast in a remake of the film. Patrick relives the horror of thinking he caught the Hantavirus. And Casey gets very upset at Patrick for spreading lies about him. Plus, they run Cléo from 5 to 7 through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

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The Red Shoes by Powell & Pressburger

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Casey O'Brien, Patrick Mallon) — Tue, 1 Sep 2020 09:00:42 +0000

The cinephile cuties are here to dance! That’s because Casey and Patrick are talking about that classic ballet film - The Red Shoes. This is their best episode ever. Better than the last two. Trust me, it only goes up from here. On the show Casey and Patrick both reveal that they’re huge idiots for two separate reasons. Casey’s an idiot because he compares himself to the pedophile Woody Allen. And Patrick’s an idiot because he says he listens to opera. Plus, they run The Red Shoes through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

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The 400 Blows by François Truffaut

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 09:00:12 +0000

The cinephile cuties are back at it again! This week Casey and Patrick are talking about that classic French New Wave film The 400 Blows by the beloved “Farteur” François Truffaut. Casey yells at Patrick for rescheduling a recording. They chat about the first time they saw porn. They subject The 400 Blows to their proprietary ‘Fartsy Test.’ Patrick gives a drink pairing recommendation to go with the film. And, as always, they have notes for each other on how the other can improve.

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'The Seventh Seal' and The Ingmaniacs

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Tue, 18 Aug 2020 09:00:22 +0000

It has begun....The very first episode of Farthouse. Freelance director Casey O’Brien and “DVD owner” Patrick Mallon take you through the difficult and very Swedish world of certified “Farteur,” Ingmar Bergman. This week they ponder his masterpiece, The Seventh Seal. Casey and Patrick discuss death, virginity, religious fanatics, their hatred for Jean-Luc Godard, and so much more! Plus, they reveal unto the world their proprietary rating system “The Fartsy Test.” And, to finish every episode, they give each other “constructive notes” to improve the show.

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Introducing...Farthouse

caseyleeobrien@gmail.com (Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brien) — Sat, 1 Aug 2020 17:27:57 +0000

Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse films, so you can pretend that you did.