Ruby & Emmie

What Nobody Is Saying About Resolutions

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 16 Jan 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Please note: This episode was recorded before the events currently unfolding in Minneapolis. Our hearts are with our city, and this episode is here if you need 30 minutes to decompress.

Ruby and Emmie talk goals over resolutions and answer some of the Rummies hard hitting questions...

Ruby and Emmie 2025 Wrapped

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 2 Jan 2026 06:00:00 +0000

It’s very important to recap your year so Ruby and Emmie do just that. Worst parts of 2025, best parts of 2025, Ruby calling Emmie out for bullying her, etc.

Stop Kissing, Start Eating Grapes

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 26 Dec 2025 23:28:01 +0000

Ruby & Emmie “bicker”, start talking about NYE kisses, almost forget to do the intro and stink and diffuser. Go over all details regarding the family holiday calendar, dive in to Ruby’s recent research, and let you know your two options for your New Year’s Eve plans.

Don’t Watch Christmas Movies, Live Them

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 19 Dec 2025 06:00:00 +0000

To wrap up the holiday series, Ruby and Emmie tackle zyn addictions, the nightmare that is Christmas morning photos taken by your mom, and the what makes a great Holiday movie.

Content warning* Ruby lost her voice and is milking it for sympathy

The Silence of Snow? Heard.

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 12 Dec 2025 12:36:08 +0000

Ruby and Emmie are back with holiday cheer! Ruby opens up about her deepest fear and Emmie spilt soup on her sweater (pretty much the same thing). Discussing the sanctity of snow days, hibernation, winter arcs, "snirt", and so much more.

Slutty Tinsel & Other Holiday Miracles

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 5 Dec 2025 06:00:00 +0000

Ruby and Emmie kick off this holiday season the only way they know how… generating random words. We are talking mistletoe lore, nutcrackers that actually crack nuts, uniquely beautiful Christmas lights, snowflake’s PR team, and so much more…

Bonus: surprise words from our producer and Leo!

Serving Our Country

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 28 Nov 2025 06:00:00 +0000

Ruby and Emmie discuss the power of fake interviews / fake arguments, the ego death of asking for help in a store, and the most courageous thing we’ve ever done.

You're One Bad Haircut Away From the Rest of Your Life

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 21 Nov 2025 06:00:00 +0000

When was the last time you cried leaving the hair salon? In episode three Ruby & Emmie disclose the haircuts that put them in fight or flight, and the ones that changed the trajectory of their lives.

Conclusion: Horses, Land, and Hair will fix any problem

Siri Is One Of The Girls

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 14 Nov 2025 06:00:00 +0000

Ruby & Emmie start off strong with sisterly quarrel and then attempt to bring back “Random Word Generator." Let's just say, ChatGPT had other plans... Follow us on Instagram | Music by Luke Enyeart

The Phone Goes Both Ways

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Sat, 8 Nov 2025 02:10:30 +0000

Due to popular demand, Ruby & Emmie are back for Season Three! They dive into where they’ve been and who they’ve become since seeing you last. **This episode may not give you CPR certification but it will get you pretty close. Follow us on Instagram | Music by Luke Enyeart

Ruby & Emmie & Their Mom!

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Sun, 21 Apr 2024 13:29:37 +0000

In this season FINALE, Ruby & Emmie are joined by their mom! Finally! They discuss parenting styles, Home Shopping Network (lol), how their mom became an author, and get the tea on which sister was easier to raise.

14: Proof Celebrities Poop Their Pants

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 05:00:00 +0000

In this episode Ruby & Emmie answer "Rummie" questions — best and worst celebrity encounters, how our parents create a close family dynamic, etc. Also, Luke has his big break.

13: In Our Random Word Generator Era

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Sun, 7 Apr 2024 05:00:00 +0000

In episode 13, Ruby and Emmie use a random word generator and talk about whatever word comes up for three minutes. Also, synonyms, puberty, and more!

12: Will You Accept This Rose...?

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Sun, 31 Mar 2024 05:00:00 +0000

On this week's episode, Ruby & Emmie discuss at length, The Bachelor. No, they did not watch this season, but they have watched enough seasons.

11: Horse Girls & Disney Adults

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Sun, 24 Mar 2024 05:00:00 +0000

On this week's episode, Ruby & Emmie talk about their one truest obsession. Emmie unpacks being a horse girl and Ruby unpacks being a Disney adult. Now the only question is... smash or pass?

What We Do For a Living

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 15 Mar 2024 17:07:08 +0000

Ruby & Emmie discuss “careers” - everything from their first jobs to their current jobs. Ruby explains her full-body rash (sorry) and Emmie is healing her inner child by reading books from high school.

Ruby & Emmie Play "Truth or Drink"

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 1 Mar 2024 06:00:00 +0000

For episode nine, Ruby & Emmie play "Truth or Drink". Let's just say there wasn't much drinking.

Ruby & Emmie & Mary (!!)

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 23 Feb 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Ruby & Emmie are joined by Ruby's best friend … Mary! You've heard her mentioned in every episode to date, but now you get to hear right from the source. The three of them talk about friendship and make a good case for putting all your eggs in one basket.

Ruby Will Never Find Love & Emmie Isn't Good Enough

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 16 Feb 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Ruby & Emmie talk about books, but barely. Unbeknownst to them, they don't have a lot to say about books after hyping up the episode about books for weeks! So instead this episode is really about Emmie's mental state, Ruby's hinge prospects, and the two of them pissing each other off.

Do You Think Our Ex-Boyfriends Will Listen to This?

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 9 Feb 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Ruby & Emmie talk about first crushes, first loves, and everything in between. They rework Ruby's Hinge profile and Emmie explains how she found out she was getting cheated on. Please enjoy episode sexy six (and by sexy they mean a cheek kiss & a playground hug).

“A New Best Friend” the origin story of Ruby & Emmie

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 2 Feb 2024 13:50:12 +0000

Ruby & Emmie discuss what life was like growing up in a family of 6. Ruby courageously shares a piece she wrote about Emmie in 5th grade about what it was like when Emmie was nice to her for “the first time”. Featuring special guests Miles and Jack (their brothers).

It's Official: Morning Routines Are Boring

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 26 Jan 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Ruby & Emmie answer your burning questions and try their darn best to get through the theme “Morning Routines” without losing their minds.

Sleepaway Camp: Traumatic or Exciting?

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 19 Jan 2024 23:20:19 +0000

Ruby & Emmie talk about sleepaway camp, which turns into a sleepover discussion, which turns into scaring the sh*t out of themselves by accident. Pro-tip: always go up the stairs sideways (never let them see your back).

You Catfished Who?

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 12 Jan 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Ruby & Emmie talk about social media, learn they have a listener in Belgium, and almost pee their pants. Standard stuff.

Music by Luke Enyeart (character reveal!)

Should that be the name?

rubystrommen@gmail.com (Ruby & Emmie) — Fri, 5 Jan 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Ruby and Emmie introduce themselves and decide what the name of the podcast is. If this were an interview this would be the vibe check. Find out if you've got that dog in you. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Music by: Luke Enyeart