Note: Thing Filipino, Haunted by Strega Nona,  Harmony Korine’s Pepsimaxxer, Vatican Swamp, Centrist Republican Vtuber Agency, The Leftist Boiled Peanut, Smile Terror Level, Ryan Guzzling’s Pop-jet Flavor Mini, Based Milk Son, The Pond Builders, The Pout Pout Fish, Free Speech Auditing, AI Cheating Fruits

Notes: The Hoggies, Toker’s Fave, Shinobi Executing Eggman, Felons for Melon, Top French Thing That People Won’t Shut the Fuck Up About, Toonforce Potion, Bathroom Boys, Super Ball Girls, Drink Flatner’s Bevmania, Protein Sodas, Pina Colada Song Movie, Spacenoid Sydney Sweeney, Don’t Mess with the Zohran, Lord Frederick, Southern Font, The Goo is Good?, Alan’s Snack Smuggling Fantasy, Sexyman Fawful, Sega is Releasing the Files, Taako Adventurezone Situation, Squasc, My Beautiful Doug Twisted Fantasy, Tutter-coded, Uncles on Stumps

Notes: Dilbert Nakama, Dilberuto, Zune Talk, Two Eight Ounces Later: The Coke Temple, Pepsi Drips, Gandalf Vape, Broughtcha Dilberito, Avatar foreskins, STEMsons, TikTok Dilbert Predictions, The Legend of Badlands, The new TBell Value Menu, The Protein Will Save Us, Viral Bipartisan Pizza, Pibby Lone Gunmen, Secret Icee Glorp SKUs, STEM Sanrio, Gooner Trolls, 100 Gekirangers, Jesus Town 

Notes: Eywa Cloud Saves, Spider Polymarket, Peylak’s Sticky Icky, Slim Canman’s Guaranavatar: Flaved and Caffed, Seasonal Konbini Drinks, Marshmallow Test Dailies, Mr Blue Skin, The Scene Where Spider Really Had to Pee, Reverse Json, Eywandica, Grinch Salt, Wendy’s Fart Kitchen, AI Farmed Fish, In the Mood for Hoppers, DIY Glorp, The UberEats War, Peak Fashtendo, Captain Marvelous, Greatest Game Ever?, Giving an Ape a Tenga Egg, Elf Balls Theory, They're Not Making Games Anymore

NOTES: Alan going Wolverine mode, what to do if you get attacked by mercenaries on an airplane, Zootopia 2 is the first movie not about LOVE, Fruitopia 2/Brendan Refreshers Soda Gallery, Alan’s saving the Suica Penguin, We talk DOG from Mug Root Beer, Russ is MAD about Coco Ichinbanya, Japanese Cold Chili, Shadow in the Nice Timbs, Built By Gamers: Feudal Japan Edition, The Blue Dragon’s Trick.

Notes: They’re Killing the Penny, Podcaster DESTROYS the Nickel, Heroes Don’t Do That, Famichiki Sando, The Second Rally to Restore Sanity, A&W vs Bevtaster Bad-cans: Whoever Nibs We Gulp, He Will Never Grow the Fungus, We gotta get Watto scanned, Open Sores Code, The People’s Pizza, Lady Speeds to Pizza Portal, The Music They/Them, Wacky Dominos Vehicles, Blowing Bubba, Skull Face Labubu, TikTok Swimmers Kit, Chuckster Wendig, The Ghostly Scarecrow of Chiang Rai, Burgoo with the Goblins, General Monster

Notes: Which MGS3 Character is Most like the Antichrist, Tiny Cousins and Fiverr Nephews, Lil’ SP, FastFoodjimoto Presents Chainstraw Can: The Fizzy Arc OR Chugonia: That’s a Little Evil Drink, Red Bug Dye, True Buffalo, former boss robberies, Rise and Grind Slenderman, Pope Goldbelly, Portnoy’s Pizza Kabbalah, Big Byootocks, GameStamps, The Sonic Airplane, Tawna’s Reverse Bimbofication, Electro-wave Human Tackle

Notes: Frankensteins are Having a Moment, Kinetoscope Screamers, Waymo Christine, Sitcom Perverts, Toy Chica, Ryans vs Golden Corral, Worm Brothel, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another, Do it for the Vineland/Tron Taurines: Jared Liter’s Sips Cult, Food Science Operation Paperclip, Taco Bell’s: The Layer Slayer, Luxe Box Skull Face, Mori Calliflippe Challenge, Shaboozey Rebrand, AI Uncle, Global Warming State Foods,  Metron’s Mobius Bed, The Maker’s Dome, Sucked off by Veggieman, Blue Fugates, TikTok Alien Meteor, Scream at every AI

Notes: Pascal’s Draft Kings, Bulls in Heaven, Dr Kidney Stone, Watto’s Starbucks Order, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another - Do it for the Vineland, Socialism with Toydarian Characteristics, America’s Bimbofied Chicken History, The Day the Raisins Died, Superchat Begging for Peg, BK3 Plan, The Hungry Podcast Prude, Lizard Pizza, Beer City Pizza Controversy, Vector: A Life in Four Chapters, Hitchbot Memorial, Elio 2: The Secret of the Glorp, JetSpeed, Femcel Riddler, Condiment King’s Listeria Outbreak, Too Many Energy Constructs, Melania Hatman

Notes: Bossman Scott’s Fall Gaming Update, Prima Noctis, Ethical Girlwater, GoonerSupps, The 1 to 3 Sips of Scotty Doo: Featuring the Hex Swirls, Joey.EXE, The Return of Dr Pizza Stone and Evil Mr Pizza Steel, Bo-Linda, Brian Griffin of the Puppygirl Chats, DMT NiGHTS Vision, Nationalized Points Card, Crawthems

Notes: Chopped Barrel, Greta Thunberg’s Gifts, Watto of the Worlds, King Time, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer of the Slobs, Labubu Face, Flatzz, Cajun Hornymen, Trump’s Handsome Pizza Party, The Hedgehog’s Gospel, Robert Crumb Bigfoot, Chinese Cryptids

Notes: The Vivziepop Homestuck Menu, The Stupids Karmic Punishment, Diddy Ahh Jollymon, Walkaround Comic Book Guys, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer of the Slobs, Kidney Confusion, Wattofield 6 Beta, Respeto Airline, Connie Conehead, Taco Bell Voidout, Grocery Store Mindsets, Fake Movies Guys, The Goonsiders, Of Mice and Dasha, Pizza Detectives, Na’vi Pastafarians, Goon Moments and Aura,  Rizzler Hardees Burger

Notes: Double glazed fritters, Lil’ Skrimp’s Lil’ Adventures, Poppy Kong, Get in the Live2D model Shinji, Robert Downey Watto, Sleepin’ and Tokin’, Steam Powered Giraffe, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told By Ginger, Homeowner Gargamel, Powerscaler Rage, Food Scalpers, Sex Guillotine, Werewolf Bread, Hulkster in Heaven, Rasta Toad, Wizpig’s Birthday Letter, Cinesthetic Woman, Uncle Kong, Treatler Console, Chuhai Lips: Canned Flavor of Married Women, The Nasty Stomach Family

Notes: On the Beach, Cinesthetic Women, Polisticks, Small Store Sipperman: Can More-sips-on Drank Quietly, Respeto Griffin, Funko v Nendo, Agent Gorgon Zola, Age of Doug, Borrito, It’s Giving Glorp, Dollar and Pound Bargains, Sonic McClaren, Leftist Mario Kart, British Dark Faeries, Hitler Direct

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Notes: Zorf, Nub-tugging Ritual, Psionics Minutiae, Dead Billionaire Water, Carmine Reveal, Fantastic First Four Sips: As Told by Ginger, Ask a Ninja, Gooner Harkonnens, The Original Dubai Chocolate, Shock Jock Pope, George Lopez Chingy, Sicko Mode, Pub Sub Goop, Advice for 30 Year Olds, Chiikawa Pizza Eating Techniques, Riverdale Sea of Fragments, Memecoin Scams, We Found Our Stinky

Notes: Dinner with the Bee, Chance Cube Relic, The Baby Voice, Schmovement, Mike Collabs, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger/Crackkkerkoa, Spite Based Health, Fantastic Four In One Pizza, Latino Sonic Respeto, Sonic X DC: A Powerscaler’s Wet Dream, T posing game, Malice, MindOfJson Cooking Minigame, New Jersey Mantis Man, Fetterman’s Havana Syndrome, Zorth, Ronald’s Rise, Gadget Boy

Drinking game rules:

Drink/smoke for every instance of the following -

Sexual style moan

Magia Baiser does the evil face

Dead/mindbroke eyes

Horny tango music

Magical girl transformation sequence

The word LOVE

Torn clothing

Notes: AI Watto, Creeper Milk, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told By Ginger, Little Brutus, Boers in a Phone Booth, Ultrama’am, Rod Dreher’s Nights Into Dreams, Latino Blues Brothers, STEM Laureate, Alan The Southern Flavor, Marvel Yumejoshi, Symbiote Kangol, Poperoni, Horny Money World, What’s More Swag than STEM?, Komodo Dragon Croc, Bees Canada, Trunko and the Tully Monster

Horny Money World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_opjVlYhi4

Milwuakee Jayers Beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0y0CmfhVxw

Maebashi Witches OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5M7y9i-30g

Note: Bonzai Buddy for your Brain, Fetterman Hatman, the UberEats PUA, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps* An Elevated Beverage Critique (The New Refreshers), Circumcision NexusMods, Anti-Wario Religious Tenets, Moe Moe Kyun Mythbusters, Sebastian Stan App, Weedful Things, Rispetto, Chewy Strips, STEM spells, Cull Obsidian, Bak En Barr, Swamp Therapy, Delgo 2 is for the fans

Correction - Mumei was the Hololive who was into Strange Magic. Gigi is the Neil Breen one

Notes: The Top Religious Scholars in Podcasting, Klasky-Csupo Food, Twisted Sodas, The Batman Who’s GangWeed,  Super Minion Bros, Cuphead Doctor Who, The Many Saints of Podcasting, Sticker Sharks, Zurr En Chalupa, Keith Haring X Tenga Popcorn Bucket, Wocky Slush, YuruSTEM, Totinos Mandela Effect, Vtuber Chuck E Cheese, The Mineral, Tennessee Cave Creature, Delgo 2, Chinese Beekeeper

Notes:  Where is the Love?, Flint and Steel, Seamus Finnegan and the Banking Goblins, Mein Craft Beer: Ender Flagon, STEM Movies, Herobrine Nightmare Fuel, This is My Design,  MindofAlon, New Dews, Extraditing the Noid,  Sonic’s Confusing Timeline, Tuttle Twins and the wax JFK head, S3 Plan JP Sears, FartCoin, the Randolph County Cistern Creeper 

Notes: Killer ZASLAV, What’s Up Doc (Fauci), The Bojangler, DEI Forky, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps*, an Elevated Beverage Critique, Santa’s Secret Soda, Lego Panopticon, Department of Equity for Italians, Snow White Diddy Party, Chuck E Ozempic, Sonic Humiliation Ritual, Krakkl of Kwyzz, Thogal Ritual, Pete

Notes: The Good Book Episode, Themcow, European Solid Snake, Elon’s Mail Cum, Hot Guys Who Dress Like Three Year Olds, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps*, an Elevated Beverage Critique, Bionicle Scuba Phase, Watto Graham, The Tyranny of ‘Yo Momma’s Big Fat Booty Band’, The Incel Stinger versus the Soyjak Thunderbug, AntsCanada’s Lament, Not Like Us Pizza, Telepathic MicroXL Bully

Notes: Lifesize Gardevoir plush, Sabra the IDF Superhero, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Smoking Death Star, Vivek Ground Zeroes, Gooner Vegeta, Tim Blake Nelson’s evil QR codes, Finlandizing the Celestial Island, Weeb Wolverine, Malign Powerscaler Influence, Thunderburps*, Space Angel Vtuber, Dwegonal Returns, Condom Cheese, Wimpy War 3.0: You Can (Not) Eat or “Fry Me to the Moon”, Bring Me the Poison, Paddingtonpilled, Pizza Mythbusters, Hamburger Hands, Paul Accelerationists, the Hoan Kiem Turtle, Diddygatari

Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not

'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories

Of everything we've been through

Toast to the ones here today

Toast to the ones that we lost on the way

'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories

And the memories bring back, memories bring back you

Note: Mud Snakes, Watto has passed through the Other World Check-In Station, F*CK Darth Vader, The Last Will and Testament of Watto, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Dr Pizza Stone vs Evil Mr Steel, Extreme Meals, Bobites, Dr Who style humor, will Sonic fall in love?, Templar points, Fake Gamer Elon, Maker Fancams, Strange Magic, Wattovision, Klumping it Up, Sheela na gig, DICriders, Kevin Keller’s Tickle Tapes, Zanfretta’s Aliens, The Magic Treehouse

Notes: Ryan Warinski, Name Three Sexy Nintendo Characters, Ambivalently Racist Bionicles, Bonkers Miranda Right, Nerfing Sheen, Cronenberg homeowners, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Ancient Mushroom Elixir,  Loyal Customer Alert, Evil Mr Steel, Curse of the Rizzbino, Inspirational Graffiti, Edgy LEGO Humor, Wire Mommy Games, Fish-man of Lierganes, House DS Game, Momentary Lily, Babygirl ate the doodoo

Notes: Mufasa is fucking dead, Biolizard confirmed, Sonic in Neom, Sip and Slurp: Sonic the DrinkNog 3 sips LATINO EDITION Feliz Sonic’s Dad, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Angry Video Game Nerd Powerscaling, Doop and Goth Rogue, Pizza Phalanx, Estus GameFuel,  Indiana Jones and the Great Nugget, Blutomoding, Pizza BangBus, Maria does not get a BOOM, Sonic’s Rock and Roll Influence, It’s Happening Again, Incel Gex, The Loveland Frogmen, Drama Queen,  

CORRECTION: The Argentine Tegu, not monitor lizards, are “warm blooded” in that they are able to heat their bodies up to 10C above their environment https://www.newscientist.com/article/2074982-first-warm-blooded-lizards-switch-on-mystery-heat-source-at-will/

Feliz Yaoidad - 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaBL8CEwQWM

Notes: Kravanon, Frank Caliendo powers, The Matrix Has You/Christ God Encoded Wife, The People’s Rhino, Kraven’s Manifesto,  Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Mancow’s Sandwich, Ironic Pepsi Murder, Strong Guy, French Fur Trapper Ownage, Monopods, Hut To Go, I Had the Pink Haired Woman Dream Again, Sonic 3 Predictions, Buca Nuppeppo, Woke Pope, Ave Maria Robotnik

Notes: Rip Gripson, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Apple Rankings, Corpo Food Wars, Holding Space for Watto, Wicked Mac and Cheese, Tomato Wine, Goblin Pizza, Delta Ice-Nine, Points Check-In, Asking Kids About Jelly Roll, Suezo the Kid, Tulkun Nostalgia Critic, The Virgin Serpoians vs The Chad Ausso One, AI I Love Lucy Face

Notes: The Female Prison Planet, Temu Hasan, Kiernan Shipka is Gryla, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Oh My God I Will Vote, Wattaang, The Ides of November, Gramsci’s Fanceroni, Skibidi Rizz Island, Giga-Meat, Diddy Kong Party, Pizza Oven in the White House, Cool Silverados, Big Rock Candy Zone, Pain Man, Awkward Fellowmaxxing, Beauty Zonnette 

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Notes: The Chart Hog, Joker and Venom Memorial Evil Clown & Goop Draft, The SmartWife, Doki Doki Realistic Panic Attack, The Sinister Six(?), Damn I feel like Hey Arnold, Mini XL Symbiotes, Dark vs Light Sodas, Beetlejuice Hax, The Great American Buc-ee’s Project, Morticia’s Kooky Chocolate Shake, MindofHKlum, Orbot Smoking a Cigarette, Scream Stealers, Does nobody have anything nice to say about mussels

NEW RULES:

1. Alan can no longer mention The Maker, The Batman Who Laughs, or The Batman of Zurr-en-arrh

2.  If Alan brings up any shitty Marvel/DC crossover event to make Russ feel sad, they have to put $1 in a jar and after $10 Russ gets Taco Bell, BUT he has to use the shuffle function from the app to get random food

2.  Only five minutes of X-Men discussion per episode (includes our friend Glob Herman)

Notes: Magia Scat, The Three Mystic Tokens, The Netflix Anime Ghetto, The Dollhouse that Queers Heterosexuality, James Cameron’s Ageplay Painting, ERP Healing, Goku’s Greatest Fear, Le Boss Bebe, Lesbian Jumpscare,The Problem with Monster Musume, The Real Magia Magenta, Latex Cube Guys, Iris’s Jerma Encounter, Fear of Cartoons, Van Helsing’s Nonstop Action,Todd’s Groyper Apology, Chilly Willy, Precure Color Theory, Isekai Uncle, Unc Draft, Northern Kremisphere, Lovely Loco, The Man Who Invented Boobs, The Secret to Improv, Icees vs Stews, Mori Predictions, Electroswing Drums of Liberation

Notes: Supernatural Disaster, Megaludris, Dr. Crazex, Coppola in the Franxx, Dumping Garbage in the Blazing World, The Maker, Venom Freeze: The Last Ounce, Cesar Wattolina, Chappell Russ Man, Landmine Pizza, Wiener Coffee Pizza, LEGO Biolizard, FGC Arthur Fleck, Sexy Rat, Gyroid Gynoid, A Moratorium on The Maker

Covering episodes 1-4 of Gushing Over Magical Girls.

Notes: Pervert Powerscaling, S&M Frame Data, Creami Mami, Goonforce, Sexual 3D printing, Folie a deux, Creepy Juice, Hard-Off, Bondage SSR, Pig Liver, Tasteful Pasties, Magical Girl Labor Politics, Gatchaman: Nextdoor, Heartbreak feels good in a place like this

Notes: Our Discord Server Betrayal, Cybertruck Escape Room, United Snakkkes of KKKamp KKKoral, SpongeBob Spotlight, Enslaved: Odyssey to the Left, SpongeBourgeoise, Robot Wanda Sykes, Broom Boy Minute, SpongeBrat, Lego Pharell hat, A24 Presents The Front Room’s: The Frothed Brew - An Elevated Beverage Critique, Hegelian E-girl Nadeko, YIMBY NIMBY explainer, Conquest of Crazy Bread, The Evil Pig, A Frankenstein is Haunting Europe, Moon Viewing Pies, Evil Shadow, Warsman and Sneagator, Unabomber and Unabombshell

Notes: Lesbian Ultimatum, GFourl, Stab Stimulant, Doug’s First Non-Woke Game, A Quiet Place: Roadhead, The Crow Goon Jacket, Traitorous Fat Man, Viziers and Eunuchs, Dookie Dash: Unclogged, 9/11 Suspension Bridge Effect, Tim Burpin’ Presents Drinkingjuice Drinkingjuice - The DemoniCoke Freakstyle Drink ReBOO 0% Juice is Loose in 666 Sips, Blowhole Blast, Gru’s Pineapple Lifestyle, Unperforated Pizza, Alan Ruins Everything, Minion Blasted Popcorn, Theater Pizza, Woke Tuah, Five Nights at Chao Garden, Shadow is not Vegeta, Menage au Gex

Notes: They’re Killing the Muppets, Walt Studios, Pelosificent, The Worm Must Feed, Sherlock’s Honey-filled Coffin, Sid is Back, Shin Doctor Who, McDonalds Gacha, Wimpy War: The West Wing, Redditor Pizzas, Mini4King, BioLizard Bucket, God Von Erich, Callouses of Friendship, “Rod Dreher, Host of the Nightmare”

Notes: Giant HogCast, TikTok Crying Guy FPS, Italian Catholics, Marcel and MJ, Hedonism 2000, Gyaru Fieri, Pokemon Mass Extinction, Greaseman’s Limp Bizkit, Watergate, Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice - the DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo (zero percent juice is loose in 666 sips), The Positive Game Reviewers, And do you really need anybody else????, Power at Casa Bonita, Rules Lawyering vs. Powerscaling, Redditor Pizza Wedding, Kaiki Deishou’s Pizza Boat Party, Commander Mykhal Taelor

Notes: Weapon XD, Cajun Flavor, The Deadpool of Willendorf, Dramatic Ryan Reynolds, “Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice: The DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo, Zero Percent Juice is Loose (in 666 sips)”, MRESteve1989’s NSA sting, Waterpool Minute, Tinky Winky’s Purse, Nasty Deadpool Pizzas, President Joe Fixit, Tom Hanks Notch, The Original John Pork, Shadow’s Ultimate Fearless Biotechnology Class Hot Dog, The Fartiswheel Guy, The Baja Tickler, Conservative Lava Girl, The Anti-Mutant Groyper, Oyster Queen, The Babygirl Messages, Funko Muno, Pei Daiyocha, Russ’s Chappell Roan Confession

Notes: L’Minions Internationale, aguas frescas, Miku in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?, Highway Minion, The Haunting of Gru House, Watto Voice, Grucel, Karate Wife, Dru vs Gru Hotness, The Mega Minions, Did Gru Rise?

Notes: Sleepy Gideon, Painted World of AntsCanada, Bayou Pope, Catholic Built, Hopsinland Empire, Dr Disrespeto Gfuel, The Blighttown of America, What foods would get us killed in A Quiet Place, Magican Mouse, Knotfest Camel Dung, Def Jam 2024, Lara-Su Chronicles, Cap’n OG Readmore, Streamer Teacher Mewing for 4th Graders

Correction: Drake did not sample a Shadow the Hedgehog song. He sampled “His World” from Sonic 06 for the song “KMT”. Bolsonaro also used this song in a campaign video in 2019. They are both similar types of guy, to me

Notes: The King of Club Random, Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur, Health Sodas, Tendy Subs, Scottish Morrigan, AI Pizza Glue, Crust Chew Crust Please, Azof Battalion’s Problematic Pizza, Is Your Wimpy War Over?, Casa Bonita with Korone, Sonic’s Synergy is Too Good, The Nastiest Time in Prehistory, Dinosaurs Attack Trading Cards, SMTV Bonus Item Rage

Notes:  The Movie Theater Lifestyle, Ape National Guard, Invisible Stink, Funko Watto, The Big Dog of Shimano, Built By Creamers, The Prude’s Fantasy, Rocko’s Gooner Life, Pepsi’s  Rock the South Tour, Canadian Cheese, Ki-Adi-Mundi’s Goomars, Shadow says Fuck, Unabomber Shed Tinyhome, Jenny Nicholson Neom Video, Nico Yazawa in the Blazing World, Hot Topic Sonic Line, Language of Nukes Subtitles

Notes: Wish Upon, Elden Doug, Not the Mama, It’s Fate, The Evening Dump, Frieza the Homeowner, Jessica Chobits, Shonen Soda, Gros Michel, Watturd2, New Haven Apizza, Congressional Baddies, Legally Bubba, Baki’s Drug Test, Wakandan Kumon Academy, Rompope, Vilerat Creepypasta, Vtuber Kindergarten Voice, Mewing and Looksmaxxing, Mystical Milfs, Into Night Dream Delights, Challengers Summer

Notes: The Boonta Eve Classic, Certified LoverFluggrian, Dwegon Diplomacy, Inventor of Gnomes, Island Boys vs. Da Vinki Twins, Space Angels, Invader Zyn, Poopdeck Pappy’s Clash of Fate, Costco Midnight Hour, De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru To Rise, Professor Toothsome’s Chocolate Emporium, Xorn and Fantomex, The Fairness Meter, Fujordan B Peterson, Knuckles UCB Show, Latina Rouge the Bat, Miss Heed, Richard Scarry Apple Cars, What if Kevin Smith knew who Mori was?, Johnny Three Tears

Notes: Saturday Night Left, Aquahell, The Cool Kramer Landlord, TheyWork, Toobin Grossout Closeup, Microtransactions Single Issue Voter, Cabbage Seller Discord RP, My Little Pony: Comrades are Solidarity, Whip Em Out Wednesday, Needy Drinky, Bojack Horseman is my Comfort Character, Rockabilly Movies, SpongeSplaining/SpongeSpreading, DSA DLC Caucus, Leftist SpongeBob Whoppers

The Godbrand, Slimer’s Back, The Leftist Spongebob Watchers, Speaker of the Brands, Gru’s Doubting Thomas, De-Potable Drink 4 Sips 4 Gru to Rise, The Kidney Lord, CarnivoreDiogenes, Funko Watto, Death Romiel, Cheese Tsuchinoko, Sonic X IHOP, Return of the Cold Gru and Thing Burger, 20 Minutes of Immortal Hulk gushing that got edited out because it was boring and mostly about Kabbalah  

Notes: Leprechauns & Dwegons, Attack on Bean, Podcasting Dwegon, Dirty Soda, Mexican Treats, My Dad is a Rock Star, Crazy Puffs, When My Ex-Wife Becomes the Goblin Queen,  Rock and Roll Wario, Pineapple Culture War, Beer Sucks, Did Jodorowsky make the Beatles eat doo doo?, Goku’s dick and balls, Hotep/Harley Queen Mori, Japanese tterroristt, Mike Hate, King Bean, The Giver Job on the Commune

The Mori image that jumpscared Alan

https://twitter.com/MASSGRAVE_ART/status/1769507901310419231

Notes: The Arnold Shortman Classic, Can a Sujimon and Pokemon find love?, Weightlifting Watto, DOOJ, 100 Pepperoni Pizza, Beverage Connoisseurs san Frontieres, Food Fight 2: Grocery War, Sonic Ocean Water of Life, Mexican Polnareff, 40 Days and 40 Bites - A TradCath Review of Fast Food Fish Sandwiches, Dueling Ghostbusters Popcorn Buckets, Giant Woman and the Bug Man, Stand Up and Cheer Moments, Skarsgard’s Mancow Defense, The Bony Kashiwa Method, Dookey Dash: No Way Home, What If?: Guns N’ Roses, Golem Gunwolf

Notes: The Haters of Hate who Hate Hate Hatingly, The Idea of Best Buy, Hate on the Spectrum, lapping at it like a big dog, The Marveldone Clinic,  The City of Uncles, STEM daughter, The Barstool Baddies, The Payakan Salute, Dolezal Packed Her Bags and Moved Away, Marfalump Minute, Alan’s Metal Rod Dream, I Had the Madame Web Dream, The Coconut Tree, Unc Ben, Female Eminem, LazyTown Style Villains, Restructuring the Hive

Notes: Protecting the Hive, Fode and Beed, Consumerist Nirvana, Restoring Sanity, Infinite Swag, The Myth of the Tricolor Rotini, Truguts Peggats and Wupiupi, Uncle Steve’s Sauce, Two Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Dollar and Ounce  Bargain, Beekeeper vs Antkeeper, Thaw Slicely, The Wise Consumer, Let There Be Ants, Gay Slug v. Gay Cyclops, Lupin to Sonic Pipeline, AI Two Things Humor, Earth Rider vs Bio Lizard, White Woman Social Link

2. A fake fan

3. A fake podcast host

Notes: Getting Back to Basics, Gnostic Evil Trinity,  Pope’s Ultra Infallibility, Hazbin Hotel’s Eve, Double Stavs, Taco Bell Shrine, Polka Elements, 2 Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Cook-Out Heaven, The Assumption of Gucci Mane, Bo Bowls, Homestuck Wedding, Pizza Ranch Public Forum, This Woman, Lowkey Trying to be a G.U.N. Agent, Secretary, The Curse

Notes: Perfectly Objective Snopes Style Humor, Officer Down Alert, GreyChew, Baby Robots, Gynoids in Buckle Jeans, Gnome Elixir Bar, The End of the DCEU, Fifty Shades of Madame Web, Y’all Rockin’ with Agatha?, Wild Mike, Pizza Delivery Newtype, Nasty Cheeses, American Idiot, Watto’s Fake Friends, The Parable of the Milking Machine, Munch Box, Toy Budget, Sonic Cookbook, Pokemon Sativa & Indica, DUI Guys

Notes: The Sphere, Aura, he/honk, James L. Dolan, Doctor Who’s Trauma, Father Have I Gooned?, The Secret Lore of Warlin Door, The Nosey Clause, FaZe Stocks, Mancow Welfin, μ's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, West Coast Megafauna, Bastard Skrat, The Fall of Zume Pizza, Laser Harp Game Awards, Milo Trapped in the Cube, Goon Cave Story, Professor Pickle’s Sandwich, Joe Jonas’s Bizarre Adventure

Notes: Gay Rat Watch 2023, the baby dance, HxH Jared Leto, Mighty Beanz, Jigen Daisuke Shooting a Frozen Pizza, Dirty Soda, I Love Oil, Bloop Beeple, Regular Yeller and Ada Violence, Delta Infinity, Mancow’s Phantom, Colony Dropping Pizza Modules, Shadow: Banned, Year of the Failwoman, Sabrina the Knuckles Fan, Melissa Joan Hart’s Problematic Candy Shop, Give Dexter Jettster a Gun, George Lopez Rubber Bracelet Panic, 

(Also apologies the audio is a bit weird on this one. We lost the local copies and had to use the Discord call recording.)

Notes: The Most Shadowbanned Man in the Multiverse, Feminine Chaos of Mori Calliope, Zod TERF Bangs, Quartz Energy, Kojima’s Big Date,  Source Engine Kevin Smith, 3000 Years of Longing (for the chicken bacon carbonara), Pey Wet Ramen, Gaijin Goombah Update, Fomenkoist Fandom, RKX Kennedy Jr, Nonbinary Riddler, The Egg Cream Nationalist, Spanish Mr Bean, Pizza for Animals, Oomf Lube, The Hogcast to Trans Lesbian European Pipeline,  Doug’s Final Movie, MHA Bullshit Update, Kiji Brother is for Children,  No Such Thing as Unskilled Maid Cafe Labor

Notes:  Noovie Fandom, Street Sharks: Street Overlord, Smiling Bob, Tak and the Power of Juju: Enter the Jujuverse, Cousin Grugg, Octopus Jimmy Neutron, Lowkey Crush on Goo, Big Hunk, We Need to Talk About Joker, Anton Ego Moments, Death of a Robot Pizza Chain, Mole Children Food Delivery, The Gunna of Sega, The Most Beautiful Woman You Know is a Cartoon Bat, Chola Wednesday Addams, Real Life Mello Bee, Space Angels

Notes: A Real Manger Situation, the placental joint, orca terrorism, Newman’s Own DNA, gateway wine coolers, sauce suicide, Gordan Ramsay disguises, pey wet pizza, Wimpy War - Into the Burgerverse, Sun Tzu’s Prima Strategy Guide, the MILF Potion, Hateno Village Lincoln Project, The Shaman of Song, Jay Leno’s Zonai devices, fractional apes

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Notes: The Twisted Mind of James Gunn Presents Guardians of the AHHHLiquidity: A Positive Masculinity Free-form Thinkspace for Great Tastes Soda Fountain Suicide Squad Drink LIVE Reaction Leveled down from SHAZAM: Fury of Gods, but then leveled gradually towards Aquaman 2 PAUSED GOTG Volume 3 Liters… of tears. Racoon Trauma tears, The Minutehand Joint, The Raccoon’s Dilemma, 90s Wizard’s Magazine Brain, Dessert Pies, Viva Rx?, Hotboxing Incense, Iguana Bounties, Delta 8 Brain Ironing, Hate Hedge, Goopy Corn, Mr Skull, Modern Relics, Greezy Money, Oshi no Mongoose, Z Fighters Council of Dads

Notes: Jair got Glooped, Brazilian cryptids, AIs that love slurs, tradcath stooge routine, MILF Hunters v Witch Hunters, Mesmer invented reiki, sexing The Scream, Free Thinker’s Figure Corner, Stinky Not Racist: Origins, Infrared Dome, Starry Talk, Vaccine Nen Types, Hottest Biblical Figures, Fighting Vipers Jay and Silent Bob, Cut Big the Cat Content, Creative Monkey Murder, Rough & Tumble the Skunks, Dueling Peter Griffin Cameos, White Rasta Prophets, Conservative New Sincerity, Rick Reckoning, Homestuck Proper Nouns, American Isekai

Notes: Encino Jair, The Journey of Allen Strange, pastafarian gang symbols, The Senku Piece, Spider Minute: Way of Watto, Guy Fieri’s TGIF Plantains, Spy vs Spy x Family, The Gum Swallower, British Jeff Dunham, Peter Englert Behavior, Sick McDonalds Toys, Fungible Soakies, Nite the Owl, Charmy XCX, PerPlex Alan, Dogpilled anime, the Ur-Stewie, The Soul of the Clown in the Egg

Feliz Yaoidad everybody

Notes: You’re Only Human (Second Wind),  The Broom Factory, Intelligence agency Harry Potter houses, The Tulkun Rider,  big Nepo Baby vibes,  The Way of Watto, Return of the Pizza Cupcake, snake church, Drew Barrymore’s Brutal Legend erasure, Ancient Roman Scran, Trad Cathy,  WaCaesar,  The White Carnival Squirrels, Shinzo Abe Patriots AI, Free Yuji Naka (again), Korone marries Sonic, Jimmy Whale, Carmela Soprano exoskeleton,  Feliz Yaoidad, McElwee Idea Hammock

Notes:  The Scary Hypno Man, Kevin Spacey Hopper, Peg Pete, fuckable aliens, A24 Orson Welles, 08 Watto, Godus Profits, Caesar Loyalty Missions, Amleth Cinematic Universe, Pilled Pasqually, Joe Camel’s Subliminal Penis, Me-Fisto, CE3, Russ gets turned Maoist, The Famous Pizza Bagel Lady, Cement Noodles, The Spider Troop, Overwatch’s Diversity Points, CGI Twitter Zeppelins, Talokan Respeto

Notes: our dedication, Italian Hobbit Costco, monitor lizard deals,  Red Wave the Swallow, Coupon Freaks, CyberCath, Toydarian Puzzle Box, Fash v Ren Faire Divide, Gurgi’s Monkey Paw Wish, Prayers Up for Jay, Fourth Brother, Big Slurp Monkey Mountain, Premeditated Taco Bell, Sonic Frontiers Early Impressions, Free Yuji Naka, Scrapniks, Extra Dick Nutrients

Corrections: Monitor lizards do not use buccal pumping (breathing by expanding cheeks). The right term is gular pumping (breathing by expanding throat). Amphibians use buccal pumping

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Note: JortTurd, Dialectical Demon Fusion, The Master Debater, The Bayblonian Bee, Proustian Burger Stink Reverie, Dildohitler’s Locker, Reboot Watto, The Zoa Zona, Bootstraps Pie, Associate Lore Manager, Mara Jade Bishoujo Figure, Slinger the Ocelot, Ian Flynn’s FOXHOUND unit, Mumblecore Sonic, Daily Prestige Requirement

Notes: CandyCoin,  InstaAlbert, Underground Bed Racing, Retvrn to the Shire, IRA Watto, My Podcast Co-Host is a Dracula, Beveragely Thirsty presents Are You There God? It’s Me Parched Man: Fudge-a-Mania, Asher Roth to Chet Hanks pipeline, Boris Fortnite, Slice Slice Baby, Trump Primarchs, The Sigma Bug, D.Va fighting the BBL Allegations, This Sonic Will Fuck Up Your World Little Boy, Kitsunami the Fennec, Mobians Going Their Own Way, Bluto Had Hoes?

Notes: Netflix Wayfair Commercials,  Bimbofied School Lunch, Flea Meat, Conservawatto, Bluesclues Man, Baby’s First Podcast, 10 Years of Gay Macklemore, AI Cryptid, Nature’s Perfect Little Snack, The Long Ranger, FBI Pizza Party, Etsy Chain Diaper, Posterized Ukrainian Bridge, Mancow and Greaseman on Greed Island, Sonic Levine, Shin Donbrothers, Jim Henson’s Noble Phantasms, GO Anon,  King Shadow

Notes: Princess Diana’s podcast drama, Meat Is An Ancient Food,  Harfoots, Anglo Watto, Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Prequel, Gurgi’s Wish, Free Elvis, Beveragely Thirsty Presents Are You There God It’s Me Parched Man, Leninade, Stinky’s Target Decor, Dominos Inflation Countermeasures, Yachty’s Pizzeria, Totino 13, Mythbusters AO3, My Bed Is In Ruins, Gyroids that Fuck, Devii and Pii, Eddy the Yeti, Alan’s Juvenile Rouge the Bat Fancasting, Slappy Squirrel Hose Water, That Thing of Ours That Should Not Be Named

Notes: Hogcastapulco, Red Guard Binky, Tiktok of pizza, NFT moments of anguish, The Wendy’s Promise, Cryptowatto, Plato’s Allegory of the Ape, Are You There God? It’s Me Parched Man, Papa Promise, ReviewBrah’s FBI Handler, Taco Bell bug meat, Sonic vs The Seedbearer, Amazon’s tamagotchi hostages, Rosemary Prower, Ken Bone cameo, JUICE REVOKED, Paulie Walnuts Catholicism, ancap Rugrats, Greased in Translation

The Amazon tamagotchi hostage video https://www.tiktok.com/@leonar.npc/video/7134394980193291563?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7084235319192946222 

Notes: WWN, Gyaru Fieri, TGIH, HollyWatto, mandatory kidney stones, Double Income One Stinky, Mexican Pizza Midterms, Papa John’s Resident Evil puzzle, Michael Transactions, Healslut Drop-off, President Xi’s noobtubes, CLAMP (derogatory), Omegaverse of Madness, Heatsink Hotplate, Sopranos Powerscaling, Brain Milk, Sweeps Week Weddings

Notes: Funeral for a Friend, Oswald Trafficking, Retvrn to Necco Wafers, Forgiving White Women, Night at the Museum Free(throw), Juyo and Vapaad, The Killing of a Sacred Arby’s Deer, Quillette GF Stinky BF, Sonic Origins apologia, Ian Flynn’s Unused Concepts, Anti-Maria, Grimdark Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Knee Pregnancy, Konami’s mailbox money, Endeavor Slander, WWE Jordan Peterson

Notes: Milfius the Living MILF, Antiracist Baby X Omocat, Andy’s Favorite Movie, Immaculate DILF, Bread Boy, The Asexual Yeastfreak, Hot n’ Ready Social Contract, The Cain Gang, The Jolly Mon, RRoD Trauma, Twin Peaks The Return for Five Year Olds, Save the Wife, Honey the Cat, Olive Oyl Garage Kit, IO Interactive’s Spy X Family, Jughead Dead Ringers

Notes: alt-ventriloquists, primeval lesbian current, The Creamster, The Immaculate MILF, Beavis and Butt-head Gaiden, sleight of tongue, PIZZA HUT HAS GONE WOKE, patching madness, Pep Boys podcast, Garfield’s Nightmare promise ring, Taco Bell austerity, Dark Tower pizza lottery, floating punches, Yew Nork, Kraven the MILFHunter, Moritori Rex, M&M Anxiety, Halo moves, The Professor, Funko to Fascist Pipeline

Notes: Respectable Carny Work, Cosmic Brownies, Chroma Car, non-TV nerds, podcast fujoshi, 9/11 dollar trick, Italian Grandpas, The Joker of Food, The Evolution of Cars, Marxist Joker Theory, The Ever Brilliant Dreher, shrink that bone down, Little Rogan, Leprechaun Tricks, Nathfield, Verminous Skumm

Notes: The Most Important Debate Of All Time, Marika Apologism, Frozen Food Cancellation, Centrist Feet, Gallifreyan Toydarian, Gas Station Pizza, Overcooked’s Legacy, Little Little Caesar, the sexiest fast food mascots, Fanta Anti, Kojima’s Polycule, weed pizzerias, Vince the Grafted, The Gandalf of Pizza, plumber money, Alan's Car Meals, Amy’s GTAV playthorugh, Amadeus Prower, Build Talk  

We also watched The Number 23 because it seemed fun, but got bored and started talking about how Drake would react if the Raptors mascot died.

Notes: Clout grater, Big Papa Pickle, adopting E.T., musclemen for your son, Tails Is Fucking Dead, GUN Commander Brandon, Garfield’s Sunday Mass, Does The Train Get Derailed?, Chili Dog Eyeballs, Biolizard Tease,  Thermae Caesar, Harold Ramis Ghost

Notes:  Homework Movies, The Closet Creep, The Minion Yellow Wallpaper, Cinema First Responders, Pey Wet Freestyle, The Gamer’s Progress, Letterboxd AR Points, Catholic Uncut Gems, Inside Man Game, Sapiosexual Village People, Crisp, Brandon’s Pool Memories, Zouge the Bat, AOC Fart Mandala, Popcorn Bridle  

The Inside Man video game clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYNUp5rAZJo#t=40s  

Correction: We accidentally called Shigechi from Diamond is Unbreakable “Keiichi”. We did still cry when he died and his parents were still looking for him.

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Notes: USS IHatemywife, The Skrimps From Brazil, The Beer Dog Paw, Big Dug, The Beer Joker, Fromsoft restaurant, Mascot Purge, Trashville, Year Without McRib, Charcoal Boner Ice Cream, the PVP state, cutscene pizza, Rouge superchats, Dr Starline, cores v orbs

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Notes: Note: The Hogcast Game Awards, FaZe Watto, Lego Salo, Gummy Cortana Feet, Probiotic Mojo, G4 Gex, roman statue avatar pizza, CBD drizzles, Wally Peanuts, Mexican Pizza: Resurrections, monofilament pepperoni cutter, advent topping calendar, Calliope Pumpkin Hill Rap, Netflix Yakuza, roast beef bladee, the Xbox Coffin, The Archie Comics Zone, FAAARP, Burger King Traitor

Notes: Little Scrimp Chronicles, George Geef, the bad pepeloni, SlotsLife, the Kingo Minute, the cottage cheese decade, the day the music died (but in a good way), Papa John Galt, pilled pizza ecosystem, supply chain pizza problems, Pizza Hut’s very stupid menu hacks, The Knuckles Dream, The Original Coomer, Sonic vore maze, nothing is real anymore, SoundClown

Notes: IHOP Hobbit menu, ballcel, Adrien Brody’s Cloud Atlas, old bad X-men games, A Very Special Watto Minute, International House of Gump, Secret Jollibee Thing Sauce, the return of Dr Pizza Stone, Simulated Hobo Heaven, Calzoney Bukkake, Noid Rebuild, get in the pod and eat the meatballs, samurai sauce, Eggman/Wendell hybrid, Stefan’s Special Stuff, NFT Godus, Professor Von Schlemmer, G4 shipping, Mayor Bullyani, Steve’s student loans

Notes: LeBron’s imported GameBoy games, FaZe Bronny, E3 Coding Camp, JK’s bad ideas, racist Foghorn Leghorn, girlbossing, grooming algorithm, granny’s energy wave, Tech E Coyote, Bugs flies to heaven, Han Solo’s iconic dice, the best MCU character, Book Jam

Notes: Kathleen Kennedy Slider, our Watto origin story, horny reboot grandpa, Zohan stereotypes, Sandman Cinematic Universe, The Cruella Minute, Wimpy War Update, Barberabating, Punch & Judy toxicity, Sonic’s GETTR takeover, George Sommersby, 

Notes: mushroom heads, our public apology to Ratchet, White Flash, the Bicentennial Groomer, Hubie vs Disguisey, Dorm Room and Biotechnology Pizzas, The Plutt Platitude, italian lound, Dai Dark of Madagascar, the two jesuses, the deadly six, Kneecapeon Mace, critical echidna theory, Foster’s Bimbofication Home, Hamburglar dying in prison

Notes: Alan’s neutral special, the Catscratch Mech, Leguizamo Toons, Mars needs John Carter,  Nostalgia Critic Ken Burns Doc, Pleakley Minute, the Jollibee, Pizza Veritas, Sonic negotiations, Passing the Torch, Bruce and Lloyd Out Of Control, Harvey Who, Replyguy Mythbusters,

Notes: Our new costume reveals, libertarian prog, Cracked guys, Mark Mothersbaugh Day, T levels of Nickelodeon dads, American Darling in the Franxx,  Broom Kid, Under the Cheese, the Center Bun, chilli dog pizza, Japanese Doug, The Day the Music Died Again, Bleedman’s World, Inverted Chad, Fiona the Fox, Twitter Psycho Mantis, Marvel 9/11

Note: the Meltdown May Odds, gifted kid third impact, Melting Down at God, Ageplay Movies, Wendell the Baker spirals into madness, Grimes dirty foot origins, ConstableFrozen’s tontine, BDS Watto, Ernest Gets Superpowers, turtle salmonella laws, Wimpy’s War, SpongeBob Bandaids, Boston Bloodborne, Isaac, anti-royalist minions, Gyroid Rick

Notes: Alan Wonderworld, political podcast marriage, Tower of Timbs, the most libertarian planet, Ki-Adi-Mundi’s polycule, the Sebulba Sixty Seconds, Lib Skull Face, Dr Pizza Stone, “I love you alive girl”, Wendell the Baker’s cancellation, The Monster With 21 Faces, NFT Hamburglary, Aphex Twin Jojo, Xenin, Mother Box blockchain, the banned Panty Raid, Vision Blanco

Notes: Scoob mythology, Tom & Jerry malaise, Droopy Joker, Yogi’s Space Shield, Penelope Pitstop, Alan’s horrible Hex Girls/Ghoul School mixup, our film pitches, Russ Cooking Corner, Dr Philadelphia, KFC Pizza, Jamie Oliver’s stupid grape pizza, Screenrant’s awful listicle, Christopheles

Notes: Walter Mitty, Chris Pine’s Verum Rex, Fairy Godmother creepypasta, Nomura’s OCs, KairiVision, Strengthening of the Author, Data Chadley, the Reno/Axel connection, Paopu Gfuel, Grogu summons, they heartless now?, the true Deku with Sauce 

Notes: House Fever, Gaijin Choomba, Russ’s Breadtube Career, GamerFool, brainstorming cybergangs, Stunk’s Kane and Lynch Review, The Very Confusing Buzz Lightyear Movie, the lore behind our anti-condom stance, Steve MRE’s dining habits, Obama’s weak pizza take, our biggest foreign demographic, the Death of GarfieldEats, our plea to Blue Chew, Bird Sauce, League of Extraordinary Food Youtubers

Correction: The Jester Dance is a meme that Vic Berger has posted about, not Gregg Turkington. I got them mixed up because both work with Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington is also Neil Hamburger.

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Notes: Navigx, Wreck-It-Ralph Vtuber, Les Sandlers Terribles, Jimmy Neutron Imposter Syndrome, , SBR Happy Gilmore, The Hube, coffee flavored coffee, BioShock baby gun, weed inhaler, Halloween cringe raps, Daredevil’s cop stick, moon crazed beasts, floam bread, The Thin Hube Line, The Big Reveal, Naruto Rod, Howie Hawkins Halloween

(Intro eulogy by Chris Khatami @ChrisKhatami)

Notes: the great Quibafter, Posters Sans Frontières, Watto namesearching, big pig sanctuary, Alan’s Hot Topic decor, sour cream caulk guns, The Most Depressing Pizza News Story Ever, Garftubers, Sonic cutout thievery, Wolvurkel Bot, Himbo Batman, hypebeast sonic characters

Notes: meatball gobstopper, vape alchemy, cum bubbles, kids Veep, Ender’s Bean, the Watto Minute, futuristic air fryer crates, catch that crown, CW Holes, The Death of The Mexican Pizza, pizza dream workshops, Long John Silvers Lighthouse, The Madness of Garfield Eats, Bugs Bunny Death Threats, Console Wars, Diamond the Chipmunk, math robots

Notes: Dwegs Next Door, AB Battle Angel, the McDonalds cartoon dog, Dwegonnal, The Courage to Put Ketchup on Pizza, Dominos reddit marketing, anti-Italian pranks, GFuel Timebomb, Sam the Hedgehog, Extradimensional ICE Agents, HBO Zone Cop Watchmen, stealing a cop’s warp ring, Skullface Wojak, Simpson’s deja vu, the thrilling showdown

Notes: our big Hollywood acquisition, pube wakizashi, fucked up little cups, Home on the Ranch, Lin Manuel’s $90 pride snowcones, Viking Pizza, Constitutional spice usage, pizza robbery mementos, Big Dan Nainan Energy, Onceler and Nights, Helga the Jotunn, prestige interventions, Joey’s World Tour Death Urge

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A good list of other ways to help https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/#donate

Dam Dadi Do (when bernie sanders becomes president)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SCQyBcHeDg

Monster Hunt 2 baby
https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/monster-hunt-2-2018

Poko’s Udon World
https://myanimelist.net/character/127039/Poko

Here’s the awful NHL superheroes we were talking about https://news.avclub.com/stan-lee-s-failed-hockey-superheroes-are-at-the-center-1798259564

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Notes: Bonjour Diamond Russ, Pilaf Husk, Rebuild of Garfield, Shogunplier, Russ defends the west, Cloud Pizza, Hope Jobs Hawk, Cyber-Greasers, Sega steals our brand, Teapot Motherfucker, Scylla Bradanska, 9/11 re-enactments, The Return of JaredTheFox92, Dave Eggers from Homestuck, Epcot Cum

Check out Scott at Video Game Choo Choo https://videogamechoochoo.com/ and Wrestling on Air https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wrestling-on-air/id1070843990

Here’s the Dead Bart video Alan is obsessed with https://twitter.com/ihavemp4/status/1135421895707365376

The scary It clown saying “kiss me fatboy”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKI5tdmA2tk

The awful Cuphead rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgtl5A7Wtd0

Notes: Cliff Russ, scented eggs, Alan’s Tfue Escort Mission, Xans Undertale, Mystic Sheldon, gay rat wedding, SkeetAnon, ProJared’s dwegon ancestry, The Killing Za, The Dan Schneider Cut, Tyler Dursley, the God Pill, Edge Vespadaccino the Wasp, the Quizno Wars, himbo Colonel Sanders, That Time I Got Reincarnated As Flubber

And special thanks to our friend Seth Boyer for making our badass theme song https://twitter.com/sethboyer

Notes: Film Crit Thanos, divorce oven mitts, MovieBob’s space birthright, Major Dwegonagi, sentient Pizza Hut mold, Razers Chromo, Vegeta asswiping fanfic, Ultra Instinct Adam Sandler, Isaac ASMRov, Schwans, Oh Joy Sonic Toy, Dark the Ocelot, greasy stones, stealing a cop’s gun, Patrick the Huge Virgin Wombat

Notes: the Kappa of Portland, Alan’s IKEA-hacking, Russ Hour, Beto’s sexy jutsu, coke strains, Calamente Cuchulain, Rasta String Cheese Man, laxative crimes, the YIIK man, Tamara Kailaney, Jaredthefox9’s banishment, Russ’s Mad Cow Disease

CORRECTION: the awful blue man from Chalk Zone was called Snap, not Scratch. But who cares since Chalk Zone fuckin sucks

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Notes: the first joke, stanning the IRS, Portal orb, Hogcast grimoire, Pepper Threehorns, the worst Dominos on yelp, The Hogcast Challenge, Raditz Fils-Aime, Johnny Fievel, Bonerville, Outrage “Slasher” the Hedgechidna, the classic honeytrap, Let Me Be Duck

Notes: the horniest Adam Sandler movie, XXXStatix, Jordan Peterson’s Cadbury Creme Eggs, mermaid alfredo, Jimmy Stewart Goes West, BCC Pizza, red pepper flakes melange, Billy the Skunk, wrow, Alan’s neoliberal posadism, smol sans, Rolabi Wizenard

Intro: The Wicked Wild (Dino Jungle) from Sonic and the Secret Rings

Outro: The song from Wolverine Adamantium Rage on SNES that invented grime music

Theme music provided by OC Remix user Emunator on the album Esther's Dreams Esther's Dreams

Notes: Russ’s unfortunate Blippi cameo, #MyMentor, the new Suicide Squad, Russ’s visits to the burn ward, Chuck E Cheese foot fetishists, bag full of spiders, ping pong arsonist, Spider Palestine, Mora the Swallow, Kamala Harris’s loot boxes,

Note: Sticky Fingers self suck, IKEAlbert’s Sbarro Coup, Lil Scrimp/Shrimp’s ghost tricks, ironic curses, Russ’s Gatsby pants closet, fractal dick, Russ’s Steven Universe LARPing, Alan’s illegal Beyblade mods, roombos, Funky Winkerbean, all cops are bimbos, I Love Oil, Leftist Glob Herman, Alphega the Hedgehog, Alan’s comedy mentor

Theme music is Simply Be-Grooved by Tetrimino on OCRemix https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR03047

Theme music was Hikari -KH Jazz Cover by SMES https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/494954

Notes: Russ’s Rash, IKEAlbert’s new gig, Rocco Bocce, Do the Right Thing but Pokemon, getting an Odo, cyclops dicks, doing a Family Guy, Logan Paul Noid, iBandersnatch, At the Meat Mountains of Madness, two pizza rule, cloacal kiss, exposure

Notes: Symbo Mode, Sbarro takeover, food court boroughs, Cranky Gotti, Stankonia shirts, Carnage Threehorns, KFC riots, cum Monopoly, Hell Homer’s The Wind Rises, Iizuka stanning, Blood & Gore, Sonic’s dinar revaluation, lobster rearing, Welcome to Morrowind

Notes: Chinly Fourhorns, dweg anon, Big Lord Fauntleroy, D’Angelo’s Pizzeria, big ol pepperonis, pizza flasher, Russ’s Billy Joel scheme, Echo the barn owl, King Kai BDSM, bunyip creepypasta, shredded judges

Warning: the audio is a bit rougher than usual since we recorded this at Russ’s kitchen table and not our usual setups. A few table knocks here and there.

Notes: Waste and the Grimace guts, Beasthood, rat kings, escape rooms, Nosey Threehorns’s organ trafficking, Andrew Diced Clay and Andrew Dice Gay, whopperito, the return of Lil Shrimp, Alan’s Zooted Zoombini Adventure, FGC Timmy Turner, Russ’s Captain Caveman dreams, Rose the Cat, The Memer, improv misconceptions, Pagliacci productions, gravity training for jerking off

Notes: vaping Flintstones, The King of IKEA, sudowoodo friends, a message from a close personal friend, Alan’s Entourage delusion, Ultima Lucha 4, Superwholock Dwegons, monofilament pizza, eating bidoof, the sex shop pizza dog, breakfast pizza, borrower crush studies, Bessilisk, Dexter Marapore, dry cleaning bear jamboree, Sins of the Goofy

Notes: Russ’s isekai flatlining, das vampyr, Waste’s Wonderswan, Alt-Right Beast, White Rabbit’s awful finishing move, Stan Proud, Supreme sticker pizza, Pizza to the Polls, eggwich, uhhh wifey, Blade the Cat, Hokage Trump and Barronto, Bobby’s World, Ralph Bakshi’s racist movies, Pipsy the mouse, this Pit eatin beans

Notes: Russ’s best friend Waste, Jenny Death X69, hollow weenie, cum-cum fruit, dwegon orgy, Canadian Stooges, Chad Popeye, Majin Bart, pizza stan, Eminem loves Burger King, Halloween pizza, Alan’s dream about Amy’s boobs, candy takes

Correction: aardvark means “earth pig” not “earth wolf” in Afrikaans

Notes: bug-fighting fever, Neutron Musk’s love of eating hair, Russ’s Peach Crown, Pacific Northwest Super Sonico, Yakuza Goodfeathers, Dads Are Strong, Trader Joe-san, Alexis Petals, Papa John’s immunity, Joker yoga pants

Notes: The Devil in the Nick Hotel, Russ’s sticky hand and Homie, Snap nut, GameStop Cash for Clunkers, Russ’s incredibly shitty stand power, Neutron Musk’s Planet Sheen obsession, John MinecraftCain, Olive Garden family court, the regina, Babydick’s Day Off, Drake’s Kiki the Hawk Challenge, Richard Cockman, thank you Diplo, Larry the Cable Guy and Deadpool

Notes: Punished “Venom” Rocko, kangaroo sports, Megan in Tekken, shadow Garfield, Niaccm Nhoj at Tenkaichi Budokai, Alan’s prison boycott, Snoopy valor thievery, a bad Faulkner reference, Obama’s Poppin Cherry Daddies, the brightest smiles, Muppenetta, Rousey the Rascal, Big Dodonpa Energy, Wizpig stans

Notes: Super Saiyan Doug, Alan’s FGC lifestyle, Don Bluth observations, floam stank, tuna juice, Minecraft toilets, JK Rowling’s awful bank goblins, baby wants to fuck, Master of Doug, Axel the Water Buffalo, John C Lilly’s dolphin sex lab

Notes: Phil and the Nicktoons get flashpointed, Lucky Luciano escort mission, Big Daddy, "gay people be breathin, straight people be wheezin," Krusty Discharge, Nick Robinson’s Cyberchase for Coochie, the Casque of Bawls, Whisper the Wolf, Alan’s baby hate, Elon Labe

Notes: the return of IKEAlbert, RadioShack yokai, Tony Hawk Battle Royale, Jay Leno: Crybaby, Papa John says the N word, Reel Big Fish, tree stars, Big Boss’s ancient grains, Bug Pelswick

Correction: we accidentally said DJ Skat Kat instead of MC Skat Kat

Notes: Dr Brief’s movie collection, Sufjan Stevens music toothbrushes, Snuffaluffagus divorce court, Yoda cum, Drake’s Superbaby Project, Ricky Mandel joins the McElroy fandom, Fullpizza Alchemist, the ashes of Doug, Jim Carrey Eggman, Youtuber Dune, old timey Sonic toys, Cedric the Wolf, Buster T, Y Tu Jimmy Neutron Tambien

Notes: Notes: Darren Abernathy, BUGS’s World, pregnant knees, Gency referendum, problematic cartoon bombs, bone fetishists, Youth Culture Killed John Wick’s Dog, KFC Famous Owl, Forrest Gump joins the DCU, Urkel’s Problematic Bruce Juice, Y Tu Sonic Tambien, don’t google Minerva Mink, Quillhead’s Guilty Wish, Elon’s Riverdale fetish, The 2nd Coming of Doug

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Notes: Hogcast Hoopla for Young Local Moms, Russ gets stuck in CIA urinal, Evil Ernest, Rocket Racoon, Dilbert Dilbert, Paleo Freak, Doug’s 2nd Movie, Hershey St John, Loonatics Unleashed

Notes: Efukt's World, the bear from Golden Kamuy, Soft Cell, WWE Clean Face Mods, Michael B Jordan B Peterson, Braun Strowman's padawan rattail, Hoodslam origins, Pepper gets dumped, Eggman on trial for war crimes, a Hall of Fame 'tude.

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Notes: The Tale of Lil Shrimp and IKEAlbert, caterpillar soup, preferred stunner drinks, Fortnite teens, stealing Dominos valor, Pepper the robot gets fired, Bitch Goku eats a whole turkey, Jailrush the Hedgehog, Cell vore

Notes: challenging hot Chuckie cosplayers, Phil returns to tell us his secret origins, Hogwarts's anti-technology bullshit, autobahn death trap, gacha drugs, poutine earrings, the horrible Olive Garden pizza bowl, pizza for the troops, pizza vibrator button, chaos beans, DBZ mugen mods, Kevin the Monkey, autoerotic saiyan asphyxiation, eat my Play-Do, AutobiteGaiaOnline

Music: Autobite's sweet Migos/Mitsuboshi Colors mashup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfRnXdlz9To

Notes: Phil from Rugrats tells us a grim tale, The Superb Owl, our fav Overwatch League team, we get a bunch of shit wrong about Fate: GO and Granblue, Alan’s garlic mishap, Mari Ohara’s murder habit, the horrible racist Knuckles meme that’s killing us, Sonic X is Rick and Morty, Bernie’s Quirk

Notes: Nightmare from Soul Calibur if he loved Rick and Morty, Stephen Krang, Alan's Yakuza Life, Jerry Poppin Seinfelds, Sharig-nan, Cronenberg Pizza Womb, Chuckie Chan.

Notes: The Nog Hogger, Alan’s black and white TV, Papa Lil John’s, PT Bono, biotechnology pizza,  Hell Homer pizza validation, googoo gurus, horny pizza jokes, Vatican nativity vandals, a jolly tude, Razermus Prime

Notes: Jim Leno, Donna and Ronna, S&M soda, our delightful new Pepsi game, Eggs Cumberbatch, Alan's dark Sonic dream, creepy pizza, leafhead, Zionist Dragontales, Russ's personal heaven, Mario Souls

Notes: poop implants, John Stewart's S3 plan, Alan's Dreamscape, Jet Fusion, Spoopy Month, a tremendous Robynne's Minute/Robin's Millet, coconut crusties, Kinect P'zone, Bojacked Horseman, butt spanx

ALSO: We're having a giveaway for a Sonic Mania steam code. To enter all you have to do is get a loved one who doesn't know us to listen to the show and tell us their reaction. (Alan would prefer if you could get your parents to listen.)

Notes: Pepsi Fire with Me, Feetface, Doug: The Return, The Ack Lodge, hehe thirsty *eyes emoji*, our Death Notes, lava cake fetishists, Hewwo Pizza, Redpilled by Super Monkeyball, Alan's Webcomic Wrapup, our new contest, Starbuds, Backpack Kid, Dougie the gamer, Covfefe Fist

Notes: MeltyCum, waiting for Nathan, Rorshach go on Chapo, yoni eggs, shame sweat, You're Only Human (Second Wind), darkest cum, My Dark Twisted Pochako Fantasy, Biblical dingos.

Notes: Our first 100% clean comedy episode, Klasky Csupo Cinematic Universe, Hey Arnold: Skull Island, we're the new Sonic Guys, Mr Bighead is a cuck, Jared's Modern Life, Daria Stark, Nico Yazawa as Powerline, Alan's prophetic Little Bill dream, Rouge's titty milk, Uma Arachnis, Drake's tiny redpilled fairy body, Alan hates Totoro

Notes:

Darkest Doug Cast, Penelope the Mouse turnt evil, honestly more discussion about the Super Duper Sumo franchise then we’d like to admit, a Nico Yazawa tribute, the cream cheese incident, unicorns keep following me around, Twilight powers, why Gex is more powerful than Bubsy.

Notes: Improvised fidget spinner, when are you too old for beanie babys? Arbys discussion, RUSS NEVER ATE THOSE ASHES, the male glaze, The Papillon battalion, necromancy etymology.

Theme music this week is by friend of the show @weedhitler, check out their bandcamp page for their upcoming release. It's great! https://dicksoak.bandcamp.com/album/slxlxg-edits

Episode notes: World’s Biggest Mom, The Hulk will fight the Dome by 2018, Zevia is Gremlin’s Blood, Russ’s OKCupid profile, Arthur Conan Doyle hates brownies and Sherlock Holmes, fruit love, the new Marvel event sounds WILD, Sonic Town, the archaic laws of Florida.

UPDATE FROM ALAN: There were a lot of errors because Discord is trash and got us out of sync somehow. It's fixed now though.

NOTES: The Five Movies You Watch in Heaven, YPG Goomba, what if Russ was really smart, KILL ME RON WEASLEY, the secret meaning behind Tyler the Creators' Goblin, Darkly Dreaming Alan, thirsty Jimmy, hangin’ out with Medjed

That's right folks, bonus episode! We're going for a new format here, minus one of the regular hosts, but a special guest! Get ready to laugh, this definitely isn't an april fools bit!

Notes: being volcel protects you from damage, the langolier and the honeycomb man, sword art on lean is still funny, Cars 3 is Logan, Back to the Barnyard Dark Timeline, the irony of tombstone pizza, the large chested prohibition women of St. Louis, Bruno and Baseball Boy team up, why Alan loves Mitosis.

Notes: Custom PC Vaping rig digital e-juices, #notmygoddess, fast food top 5, Shirley Temple retire bitch, Alan identifies with Baby and Unkarr Plutt, French fry hating dickhead OC, Adam’s Family’s Subtitles, ironic nude/sincere nude exchange rate.

Notes: Spanked by the invisible hand! The quest for the Pizza Rolls, non-ironic discussion of the Naked Chicken Chalupa, the blood that will be feeding you, water comas, inhibitor ring excuses, I am the Neg man!

Notes: Russ is losing his job, alternative Mario timelines, Meatcraft, Squid’s Guantanamo beef, an in-depth look at the cast of Rocket Power, the first fetish, we spend too much time talking about the Duckiverse, a desperate bid for Vice attention, Alan doesn’t deny we’re friends for the first time (pay close attention) [Note from Alan: I was too busy looking at nudes to pay attention to what Russ was saying and deny it], 100% clean comedy about Streaky the Supercat.

Notes: Eating a Corn of Cob w/ Strange, Bagel Bites Protein Style, Alan hates horny robots!, the Zentai Suit airport, Holographic Pickels are called Pixels, Alan’s sick new kicks, the Tortilla Roll Up, Duneald Trump and BannonPulse, Let It Be (Off Air), Melania is not an archetypical farm girl, our pitch for a new Twilight Zone episode.

Corrections: Russ was thinking of Blankman and Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld.

Notes: The Nintendo Cinematic Universe, Reagan the Forbidden One, Chris Kyle’s Walmart savings, Pentagon DARK, Bangin’ on a Trash Can, pizza that ass, The Duke of Doubt, our Sonic Boom torture begins anew, ironic Simpsons deaths, a horrible alt-right tude, PBS Idea Man Underground, sexual power

Notes: Bubsyshock, welcome to all of our new tulpas listeners, Pizza Murder and the Zatriots, Yahtzee and Kakarot the Homestuck characters, the secret to a woman’s heart, what a yuri world

Notes: DMs and the secret origin of the Hogcast, escapefromthe.city, the revenge of #teamfeet, The Praetorian Guard, Squibbons and the Mega-Squid, you brexit you buy it, /r/bluehog, who is Jon Galt and why did he drink my Diet Red Bull?

Corrections: Red Bull actually began in Thailand
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Notes: an update on #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Lenore’s juggalo identity, Cuck Is The New Gay, Russ’s Love Live Sunshine theory, marmalad, Andrew Weapons & Knives, Lil Dice, our hot ‘sclusie, Mike the Extremehog, Russ’s awful Smudgeway Sandwich

Notes: Pop Punk Earth Protection, The Yoshi/Sonic conundrum, What’s your cuck area?, Atheist Greasers, Russ’ Spaghetti Incident, Harambynne, Counting Crow Punk, Littlefinger and Kuroneko are the same character, Back to the Zero Dark Thirty, More Harambe discussion
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Notes: God’s genitalia and HBO Family values, Damn Seinfeld, Good Feathers, Yohane’s guns and swords, Stewart Zergo, Michael’s Special Juice, Ratchet and Clank character assassination, Donald Trump = Mucinex Man?, My god it’s full of crust, feel the Mr. Burns, Cool Spot’s big day out, K’nex racism, Ben-Gone-Zi.
Corrections: Henry Chapin wrote Cats in the Cradle, instead of spending time with his son probably. 
Ron Perlman (Hellboy) didn’t drift with a kaiju in Pacific Drift. Charlie Day was the one that jacked his brain into a kaiju’s
It was called “Michael’s Special Stuff” in Space Jam, not “Michael’s Special Juice”

Notes: Disney conspiracies, Blue Jizzman, Pentagon Jr goes on a rampage, the worst segue yet, Russ's continued Zootopia hate, Alan almost dies, Loony Jack, April Foolin'

Robynne Minute: 27:15

Note: Russ accidentally used our old intro and outro music for this episode so pretend it's Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood music instead

Notes: Punisher love, Horny Talk with DIck & Crack, Goth Russ Man, Food Rules, Cars fetishes, Lucha Underground’s first shibari match, the ED-209 of pizza, a horny Sonic Boom, audio Baneposting, Subway and the death of the author, Russ’s beautiful dream

Robynne Minute: around 40:30

Notes: Never Forget, Carfuckers, Csupoverse, Russ’s Trunk Club,  Ren & Stimpy Had a Baby With iPS Cell Technology, Eggpool, an irreverent tude, Peperami-san@Ganbaranai, sploim.

Robynne Minute: around 35 minutes in

Corrections: Russ was kind of right about gak being another name for slime. While the slime on You Can’t Do That on Television and the Kids’ Choice Awards was always called slime and gak was sold as a fart-producing goo (like Alan said), Marc Summers called the slime on Double Dare “gak” for some reason.

Notes: Minion jizz, Archie Fates, Kanye symbiotes, Doop, Cherry Popping Daddies, why Russ is afraid of women, Papa John’s The World, the Sega Cinematic Universe, a shitty tude, the divergent Sonic timeline, Twee Basketball,
Corrections: Russ said Ryu Suzuki when he meant Ryo Hazuki. He must have been thinking of Yu Suzuki, but honestly who isn't always thinking of that guy. What a dreamboat.

Notes: Howard the Duck vs. Doctor Who, The 'Za Tower, Scratchin Grubs, Flippin’ ‘Clix, Chaluppie, Jeeves and Wooster and House, Roald Dahl is an anti-semetic fetish fuel, The tragedy of the Vampire, Pizza hut loves the knot, Burgerman chronicles, Cat Dog Canon, The Skittles Diet, when humans have Sonic hands, Wa Brother Politics, Respect my dad!
Corrections: The David Bowie baby was cut from the original Rugrats film but David Bowie music was featured there. Vampires can appear in photos if the author so demands i.e. Dio Brando.
Robynne Minute around 45 minutes,

Notes: The Decadence of Rome must be returned to the ring, Alan’s new Escape Artist training, Banksy’s youtube channel, Ozzy and Drix Minute, The Daddy Pizza, the truck doesn’t have to fly! Pocket Foley Gnomes, The Feet Slobs versus The Butt Snobs, Alan says the most upsetting thing on the podcast for once.

Robynne minute starts at 24:08

Notes: Killer Bees start up and the Harlem Squat, Little Bill gets dragged through the mud, Dormommy and Baron Lenoredu, Smaller Taco Shreds, The Sour Creep, We’re the Death Grips of podcasts and the guy from Hella’s dick, shoebari, the betrayal of Bonzai Buddy, ruining They Might Be Giants songs.

Robynne minute starts at 39:33.

Notes: Where’s Da Fais, Dommes & Dragons, Lindsay “Imperator Furiosa” Lohan, Phil Collin’s wrestling debut, Shout out to the Isle of Lesbos, I hate The Flea, Alan hates the wind AND the willows, Little Bear’s THICC mom, Monty ruins the Robynne minute, Erin Esurance making out with Kim Possible, Gun Germs and Mayo, Sexy Monty Python food, The Noid battles ISIS,  Drake’s robot form, Russ’ favorite part of Renaissance era art, Husky lady is THICC, Sally Acorn sucks, Monty’s Ideal Abduction
Corrections: Cicero was a Roman writer of historic prose. Russ got everything wrong about the Doom Patrol whose members included Robotman and The Chief.

Notes: Star Boys meet Ace Ventura: Transphobe, Cheating on your taxes by suplexing the client, What if Robynne joined Isis, Jazzdoming is Alan’s new dom style, Can someone make a Big Dog/MGS crossover image? Gingerbread men are like guro and vore, Spike Lee’s Do The Right Thing and STOP ISIS, Insane Bane eats candy eye balls, Just Kidding Simmons versus Just Kidding Rowling, PBS Idea Man’s big break, Does Alan like skeletons?

Corrections: Russ was actually talking about the Squadron Supreme, male bees do not have stingers (I didn’t ask my dad but I looked it up online so we’re good).

NOTES: Post-PizzApocalyspe, Neveau Momming and Domming, The Russ Man’s…. WIFE??? George Jetson hires a mom off twitter, RIP Chicken Carbonara, JUST EAT THE TACO BELL STEAK, The perfect Sonic game lost to time, the crushing defeat of Sonic Boom, Weekend at Bernadettes, Black Succ Moan, We spend too much time talking about CubeBot, protect norse people, RUSS WALSH IS NOT A PIZZA FEMINIST, Sub History Month.

Notes for this week: Fallout 4 Vape Mods, Chavo’s ancient chair of doom, My mom is upset about this podcast, Alan’s insatiable Cuck Lust, Don’t give dogs pizza, Where’s Bonzai Buddy? Alan’s legitimate noise of disgust, Dominant Os, Earth 212 aka the ViewASSkewniverse discussion like Kermit’s tiny feet and Woody Harrelson the Tree Nymph, the final fate of the Das Ratchet Boys, Genie Boys.

NOTES: Cum Chatter, Our love for Pentagon Jr., Red Stripe Beer Action Item, MasturbationCeption, Meet your new Dad Lenore, Food shaped like body parts Action Item, Russ Gets Mad Over DOA, Froob Guy Origins, Obligatory Halo/Cuck joke, Chili Boobs,Tenga Egg Sticker Shock, The True Eggman Origin, the funnest thing that comes out of your body,

Robynne Minute Bed Music is Day 7 by @hardmint. Check out their music at http://hardmint.bandcamp.com/

Corrections: Russ got the Lyrics of Roundabout completely wrong in every conceivable way.

Diceman: The Ultimate Robot Master, Pokemon Fetish Types, Shout Out to Dearest Scooter, Findoming Crowdfunding, The Weeaboo and the Horrible Poncho Man, Jeremy Martian needs Moms, Russ’ new girlfriend (who lives in a different state), Deal with your green poop MILLENIALS, A lot of serious discussion of Robin Williams Lore, Seth Boyer’s Dark Twisted Pizza Caricature Fantasy, Inappropriate Calzones, Basketball Umbilical cord, he Styx conundrum and Amy’s fucked up Clock, The Dew Blade and the Skull Geyser, ASMR PIZZA and The Love Below, Rick “The Very Bad” Man arrives.

Corrections: Russ thought it was Wonderzone and actually it was Fantasy Zone. Michael Haneke directed Funny Games, not Robert Haneke.

Notes: Monster Musume/X-Files crossover, Sonico and Jotaro, #GalactusEgoGate revisited, Big Pursy, The Phantom Blot's foreskin plot, Vape Wars, Yuritwo: The Sequel to Yuri, Lloyd in Space.

Notes: #GalactusEgoGate, Spider-Man cuckolding, boob piss, Pixels talk, Russ rails against the Rare Replay, The White Stuff, WeJo's Southern Pizza Paradise, Muppet sex, the complete life story of Debbie the Hedgehog, Reign Over Me, Wolverine's foreskin

Notes: Hannibal eating ass, Marc Maron: Seaman, a riveting episode of Lucha Underground, The Great Pizza Depression, airport pizza, Papa Murphy's crime prevention, special OC 'tudes, Russ' milk chugging childhood, Prison Zone, health buns, an upsetting question.

Notes: LotR porn parodies, will.i.am's fleshlight watch, Monster Musume and Prison School hype, Ray Bradbury's Chobits, Hitchcock's amiibos, The Beach Queen of Dorian Gray, Friar Buck, Fifty Shades of Guro, Les Enfants Terriblart

Notes: Ouroboros, Scenes from an Italian McDonalds, Russ' new lifestyle, the industrial buttplug complex, The Return of Frube and Rudy, Immortan Noid, George R.R. Martin's Sonic Boom sequel, a new Hogcast origin story, Winnie the Pooh's secret fetish, flipping through pages, Ravi's not so secret fetish.

Notes: Huey Lewis and the Gnus, Alan's pizza dominatrix, Toy Story beach queens, sexy satyrs, the tragedy tearing our nation apart, D'Angelo's daddydom dick, Frube and Rudy, Two and a Half Men and Half a Goat, Tails of Lake Wobegon, Yuri Koala Arashi, Scrooge McDuck's cum pool

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Notes: Powerpuff Girls Z, Krypto’s PS2 era genitals, the end of #MonsterGirlVaginaGate?, Alan effin’ with the Green Stripe, Jonny Lightfoot in UK Sonic Boom, Skeksis dicks, embarrassing memories of regret filled childhoods, Monty’s hands.

Notes: Scrimpy and Jalapeño, Lucha Underground, Metal Blart Solid, Return of the Improv Bros, viral organ transplants, content thievery, Hatsune Mike and Super SoniCraig, an unforgettable 'tude, the death of a beloved character.

Notes: Yaoi Hands toss Pizza, Brain Games, What Harry Potter house would Solid Snake Be In? Our first review follow-up, #RegulatePizza, Sitting on Raisins, Transparency in Our Converage,  and Tails Comes Out.

Notes: Miming the J, going heel, #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Pi Day, 250 year old monks, hat rubbing, foley, penis tattoos, gazinga, Wolverine’s genitals, Borderlands fanfic, Meat Cute, robot jizz, Dracula’s boner, Russ’ tattoo, sick memes,  

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Notes: Amy hats, spicy buttholes, mexican pizza, witch hunting dad, more goddamn beach queens, Paul McCartney’s soundcloud mixtape, Love Live/Sonic crossover, Scratch and Grounder, Russ jacking off with food, baby dick pizza toppings, dessert lube, Mobian raisins, General Salty’s Sad Guy Club, Liquid Robotnik, no irony or memes in 2015, Ghost fingerblasting.

Notes: Pecan pie gel, Big Boi’s dick, Aaron Eckhart’s vore fetish, SeHa Girls finale, shooting Eggman, hillbilly artisans, Robert Crumb’s Seaman, bulk, shitty e-cards, Sonic dog tags, drugged chilli dog, Eggman’s fucked up PB&J, Tom Clancy’s McDonaldland, David Duchovny the mayo fanatic, Alan’s Cam’ron joke Kickstarter, Russ’ tearful apology.

Notes: Joey Fatone’s illegal beach queens, Smooth by Santana and Rob Thomas, Nimoy’s toilet imprisonment, lamprey fleshlights, Ethics in Podcasting/Pizza journalism, sonic_hedgehog and GG Allin, gluten-free lube, secret government stromboli, fancasting, Serial Season 2: Eggman, Dr. Quack, ideal food lubes, tight jeans, Snoop Hogg.

Notes: Hot and Ready turds, Big the Waluigi, Sonic’s taint, John Cougar Mellencamp’s Sonic Boom AU, Stoner Pie, Junji Ito’s Pizza Hut, Beach Queen Kickstarter, Pitbull: Human Sonic and Dream Invader, turkey fisting, Alan’s minimalist wallet addiction, coconut jizz water, Marilyn Manson’s hedgehog surgery, manga Bowie, ki blasting Cumberbatch’s face.

Notes: Our inaugural shop talk, Nimoy’s fucked up dick, artisan ‘za and soaked subs, Ace Ventura shit, Big Solid Patty, our first Sonic Boom review, Tyson and MacFarlane, Sleuth Doggy Dog, TMNT brand synergy, shooting Eggman with a fucking gun, Sons of Angels.