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Special guest Donald Trump has sex with Moscow Mitch live on the air.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 3 Mar 2020 00:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2020 11:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2020 20:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 17:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2020 16:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 6 Nov 2019 15:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Derrick takes us on a trip to investigate Billy McFarland. We start at Fyre Festival with sound engineer Ryan Haft, and head all the way back to his previous venture Magnises with former employee Nick Lechner who exposes some of Billy's unknown scams.</p>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2019 17:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You already know the boys gonna have to do it to em':</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The boys are back to recap:</p>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2019 04:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<li>Jesus</li>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The boys dish out the hate for the geriatrics in Washington, bringing new meaning to the phrase &quot;Check Please!&quot; After getting in the groove, they analyze potential 2020 Presidential runners, giving their opinions with an extra side of turkey gravy.</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Derry and Jordo are coming in hot to talk about the most recent terrorist attacks in France and beyond. Watch your mouths and listen up because we are doing in deep from Migos Culture Vol. 3 sneak peaks to hot boxing an entire nation through radicalization.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 11:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The boys are back, and they have loads of ground to cover in the return episode. Between the horseplay in Trump's dugout, Putin getting flags on the field left and right, and MBS rigging the score; it's clear there is no relief in sight. So sit back, relax, and let the Gosh Darn Heckcast goof ya a couple two, three times.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Episode #5 kicks off with some more Call of Duty loving, adult kidnapping, sexual murderman MBS. After greasing the wet hole that is Trump’s goo brain, Derrick and Jordan go to and fro over the whereabouts, and presumed characteristics, of the pipe bomber who became known as the 'MAGA bomber'. He was captured during the taping of this podcast, and his sexual van is analyzed by the boys in the final segment.</p>
<p>This episode is in memory of our spiced dad Sean Spicer, who isn’t dead but us at the Heckcast will continue to remember his spicy ways forever.</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2018 21:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode #5 kicks off with some more Call of Duty loving, adult kidnapping, sexual murderman MBS. After greasing the wet hole that is Trump’s goo brain, Derrick and Jordan go to and fro over the whereabouts, and presumed characteristics, of the pipe bomber who became known as the 'MAGA bomber'. He was captured during the taping of this podcast, and his sexual van is analyzed by the boys in the final segment.</p>
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      <title>Episode 2: Jamal Khashoggi pt. 2</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>In Episode #2 the boys start right in with another fleecing of the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman al-Saud and his direct implications in the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. Jordan's attempts to steer the conversation toward Kushner are thwarted, as they also get sidetracked by Kanye and Hilldog.</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2018 18:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
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