https://simplecast.com Just the Cheese Please Adam and Tara discuss cheesy movies from their 80's childhood 2020 en Sat, 31 Dec 2022 05:05:00 +0000 Wed, 8 Oct 2025 21:03:39 +0000 https://justthecheesepodcast.com Just the Cheese Please https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/f81a7be1-6aee-4560-a9ee-3ce228d0f775/335e714a-c30f-4500-b469-85aa63b83b9a/3000x3000/podcastart-jtcp4.jpg?aid=rss_feed https://justthecheesepodcast.com episodic Adam and Tara discuss cheesy movies from their 80's childhood Adam and Tara J true https://feeds.simplecast.com/b20tBJfG rifftrax, 80s, cheesy, movies, reviews Just the Cheese Please! adam@justthecheesepodcast.com 0d58d565-46a9-4dc1-b62f-bb13cbeadaf9 Ep22 - Willow (1988) A fantasy story where a queen tries to pre-emptively murder a baby, but a pretend wizard and a war criminal team up with some wood sprites and a goat lady to stop her.  Ultimately, they get the queen's daughter to betray her mother for a hot guy with a ponytail.  Nobody in this world has any blood or guts and the final fight scene is a battle between 2 grandmas who don't know how to react to CGI magic.  Both Tara and Adam were scarred for life by this beloved children's horror-movie classic.

 

]]> Sat, 31 Dec 2022 05:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Adam, Tara J) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep22-willow-1988-c_EuPwQl A fantasy story where a queen tries to pre-emptively murder a baby, but a pretend wizard and a war criminal team up with some wood sprites and a goat lady to stop her.  Ultimately, they get the queen's daughter to betray her mother for a hot guy with a ponytail.  Nobody in this world has any blood or guts and the final fight scene is a battle between 2 grandmas who don't know how to react to CGI magic.  Both Tara and Adam were scarred for life by this beloved children's horror-movie classic.

 

]]> Ep22 - Willow (1988) Adam, Tara J 01:33:04 A fantasy story where a queen tries to pre-emptively murder a baby, but a pretend wizard and a war criminal team up with some wood sprites and a goat lady to stop her. Ultimately, they get the queen's daughter to betray her mother for a hot guy with a ponytail. Nobody in this world has any blood or guts and the final fight scene is a battle between 2 grandmas who don't know how to react to CGI magic. Both Tara and Adam were scarred for life by this beloved children's horror-movie classic. A fantasy story where a queen tries to pre-emptively murder a baby, but a pretend wizard and a war criminal team up with some wood sprites and a goat lady to stop her. Ultimately, they get the queen's daughter to betray her mother for a hot guy with a ponytail. Nobody in this world has any blood or guts and the final fight scene is a battle between 2 grandmas who don't know how to react to CGI magic. Both Tara and Adam were scarred for life by this beloved children's horror-movie classic. kevin pollak, ponytail, ron howard, madonna, val kilmer, elora danan, sorsha, tony cox, billy barty, fantasy, madmartigan, burglekutt, 80s, willow, warwick david, ufgood, queen bavmorda, patricia hayes, joanne whalley, 1988, just the cheese please, cheesy, cheesey, george lucas, just the cheese, jean marsh true full 22 1f1f11e2-ab07-4d25-9d4a-d08410d80001 Ep21 - Young Einstein Albert Einstein is a young apple farmer from Tasmania who discovers how to split the atom in order to get bubbles into beer.  He then travels to... you know what?  It doesn't matter.  This movie is ridiculous.  It gets history so wrong its not even funny.  Its insulting actually.  At one point some guy tries to cook a pie full of kittens.  Anyway, listen to Adam and Tara talk about what a disaster this movie.  Towards the end Adam just starts talking about movies focused on male genitalia and truthfully it would have made a better episode.

]]> Mon, 19 Dec 2022 05:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep21-young-einstein-3T1S5hDO Albert Einstein is a young apple farmer from Tasmania who discovers how to split the atom in order to get bubbles into beer.  He then travels to... you know what?  It doesn't matter.  This movie is ridiculous.  It gets history so wrong its not even funny.  Its insulting actually.  At one point some guy tries to cook a pie full of kittens.  Anyway, listen to Adam and Tara talk about what a disaster this movie.  Towards the end Adam just starts talking about movies focused on male genitalia and truthfully it would have made a better episode.

]]> Ep21 - Young Einstein Tara J, Adam 01:06:34 Albert Einstein is a young apple farmer from Tasmania who discovers how to split the atom in order to get bubbles into beer. He then travels to... you know what? It doesn't matter. This movie is ridiculous. It gets history so wrong its not even funny. Its insulting actually. At one point some guy tries to cook a pie full of kittens. Anyway, listen to Adam and Tara talk about what a disaster this movie. Towards the end Adam just starts talking about movies focused on male genitalia and truthfully it would have made a better episode. Albert Einstein is a young apple farmer from Tasmania who discovers how to split the atom in order to get bubbles into beer. He then travels to... you know what? It doesn't matter. This movie is ridiculous. It gets history so wrong its not even funny. Its insulting actually. At one point some guy tries to cook a pie full of kittens. Anyway, listen to Adam and Tara talk about what a disaster this movie. Towards the end Adam just starts talking about movies focused on male genitalia and truthfully it would have made a better episode. 1989, david roach, john howard, kitten pie, australia, atomic, 80s, albert einstein, beer, young einstein, yahoo serious, bubbles, 1988, tasmania, emc2, just the cheese please, cheesy, cheesey, just the cheese true full 21 0198688d-14f4-440c-874d-7cc702f8c5be Ep20 - Short Circuit A deranged cat lady and a living war machine hide out from a robotics lab in a food truck.  The robot has an existential crisis about its own mortality and the woman goes from thinking it's an alien, to a jerk, to maybe a romantic interest? In fact, multiple people in this movie reference the robot in a sexual way, including its maker and even the local news.  Come listen as Tara and I revisit one of our childhood favorites! 

]]> Sat, 26 Nov 2022 05:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep20-short-circuit-tqXx48Om A deranged cat lady and a living war machine hide out from a robotics lab in a food truck.  The robot has an existential crisis about its own mortality and the woman goes from thinking it's an alien, to a jerk, to maybe a romantic interest? In fact, multiple people in this movie reference the robot in a sexual way, including its maker and even the local news.  Come listen as Tara and I revisit one of our childhood favorites! 

]]> Ep20 - Short Circuit Tara J, Adam 01:18:18 A deranged cat lady and a living war machine hide out from a robotics lab in a food truck. The robot has an existential crisis about its own mortality and the woman goes from thinking it's an alien, to a jerk, to maybe a romantic interest? In fact, multiple people in this movie reference the robot in a sexual way, including its maker and the even local news. Come listen as Tara and I revisit one of our childhood favorites! A deranged cat lady and a living war machine hide out from a robotics lab in a food truck. The robot has an existential crisis about its own mortality and the woman goes from thinking it's an alien, to a jerk, to maybe a romantic interest? In fact, multiple people in this movie reference the robot in a sexual way, including its maker and the even local news. Come listen as Tara and I revisit one of our childhood favorites! short circuit, ally sheedy, steve guttenburg, robot, johnny #5, fisher stevens, who's johnny?, no disassemble, nova robotics, 1986, hey laser lips, john badham, johnny 5, 80s, austin pendleton, your mama was a snowblower, number 5, just the cheese please, cheesy, cheesey, just the cheese, g.w. bailey true full 20 1474180c-e2fa-4511-ac10-6196188bb26b Ep19 - Hot to Trot Bobcat Goldthwait inherits a talking horse and half a brokerage firm. The talking horse convinces Bobcat to participate in insider trading which makes him money, but then loses it when the horse tells him to invest in oats, which he does.  Then they get the money back plus girlfriends by winning a horse race together.  Dabney Coleman I guess plays the villain but also could have not been in the movie and it wouldn't have mattered. If we're not making a whole lot of sense on this one, it's not us.  This one was baffling!

]]> Fri, 21 Oct 2022 04:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep19-hot-to-trot-UXyqHWPe Bobcat Goldthwait inherits a talking horse and half a brokerage firm. The talking horse convinces Bobcat to participate in insider trading which makes him money, but then loses it when the horse tells him to invest in oats, which he does.  Then they get the money back plus girlfriends by winning a horse race together.  Dabney Coleman I guess plays the villain but also could have not been in the movie and it wouldn't have mattered. If we're not making a whole lot of sense on this one, it's not us.  This one was baffling!

]]> Ep19 - Hot to Trot Tara J, Adam 01:07:28 Bobcat Goldthwait inherits a talking horse and half a brokerage firm. The talking horse convinces Bobcat to participate in insider trading which makes him money, but then loses it when the horse tells him to invest in oats, which he does. Then they get the money back plus girlfriends by winning a horse race together. Dabney Coleman I guess plays the villain but also could have not been in the movie and it wouldn't have mattered. If we're not making a whole lot of sense on this one, it's not us. This one was baffling! Bobcat Goldthwait inherits a talking horse and half a brokerage firm. The talking horse convinces Bobcat to participate in insider trading which makes him money, but then loses it when the horse tells him to invest in oats, which he does. Then they get the money back plus girlfriends by winning a horse race together. Dabney Coleman I guess plays the villain but also could have not been in the movie and it wouldn't have mattered. If we're not making a whole lot of sense on this one, it's not us. This one was baffling! michael dinner, hot to trot, horseracing, dabney coleman, virginia madsen, 80s, talking horse, bob goldthwait, john candy, 1988, just the cheese please, cheesy, cheesey, bobcat goldthwait, just the cheese true full 19 f86020d4-3db5-4d0c-bef4-be8287a92315 Ep18 - Pee-wee's Big Adventure w/ Wayne Noon! A coming of age story about a man who embarks on a road trip to get back his one true love from the clutches of Hollywood.  Along the way he is beset on all sides by the forces of evil but in the end neither the police, Godzilla, or Santa Claus can stop Pee-wee from getting back his lover and ridin' that thang once again.  Join us with special guest Wayne Noon as we discuss the impact that this movie had on our childhoods, and our fascination with the Large Marge scene.

]]> Fri, 7 Oct 2022 04:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Wayne Noon, Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep18-pee-wees-big-adventure-w-wayne-noon-wGbCdR5b A coming of age story about a man who embarks on a road trip to get back his one true love from the clutches of Hollywood.  Along the way he is beset on all sides by the forces of evil but in the end neither the police, Godzilla, or Santa Claus can stop Pee-wee from getting back his lover and ridin' that thang once again.  Join us with special guest Wayne Noon as we discuss the impact that this movie had on our childhoods, and our fascination with the Large Marge scene.

]]> Ep18 - Pee-wee's Big Adventure w/ Wayne Noon! Wayne Noon, Tara J, Adam 01:27:30 A coming of age story about a man who embarks on a road trip to get back his one true love from the clutches of Hollywood. Along the way he is beset on all sides by the forces of evil but in the end neither the police, Godzilla, or Santa Claus can stop Pee-wee from getting back his lover and ridin' that thang once again. Join us with special guest Wayne Noon as we discuss the impact that this movie had on our childhoods, and our fascination with the Large Marge scene. A coming of age story about a man who embarks on a road trip to get back his one true love from the clutches of Hollywood. Along the way he is beset on all sides by the forces of evil but in the end neither the police, Godzilla, or Santa Claus can stop Pee-wee from getting back his lover and ridin' that thang once again. Join us with special guest Wayne Noon as we discuss the impact that this movie had on our childhoods, and our fascination with the Large Marge scene. pee-wee herman, large marge, diane salinger, 1985, bicycle thief, alamo, elizabeth daily, paul reubens, e.g. daily, mark holton, 80s, pollyanna, pee-wee’s big adventure, peewee herman, pee-wee, eg daily, elvira, just the cheese please, tim burton, cheesy, cheesey, just the cheese true full 18 21664287-1b3a-4880-979a-037a33c9f5e2 Ep17 - From the Cheese Cave #1 | Howard the Duck  A horny duck from another planet or maybe another dimension lands in Cleveland and tries to return home with the help of his furry-loving girlfriend and some scientists.  Along the way he has to battle rednecks who want to eat him and some kind of demon monster. Perhaps giving George Lucas full control of something is not the best idea.  Tara loved this one as a child.  Adam has some very strong feelings as well.

]]> Fri, 15 Jul 2022 04:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep17-from-the-cheese-cave-1-howard-the-duck-e9TvHz1v  A horny duck from another planet or maybe another dimension lands in Cleveland and tries to return home with the help of his furry-loving girlfriend and some scientists.  Along the way he has to battle rednecks who want to eat him and some kind of demon monster. Perhaps giving George Lucas full control of something is not the best idea.  Tara loved this one as a child.  Adam has some very strong feelings as well.

]]> Ep17 - From the Cheese Cave #1 | Howard the Duck Tara J, Adam 01:17:32 A horny duck from another planet or maybe another dimension lands in Cleveland and tries to return home with the help of his furry-loving girlfriend and some scientists. Along the way he has to battle rednecks who want to eat him and some kind of demon monster. Perhaps giving George Lucas full control of something is not the best idea. Tara loved this one as a child. Adam has some very strong feelings as well. A horny duck from another planet or maybe another dimension lands in Cleveland and tries to return home with the help of his furry-loving girlfriend and some scientists. Along the way he has to battle rednecks who want to eat him and some kind of demon monster. Perhaps giving George Lucas full control of something is not the best idea. Tara loved this one as a child. Adam has some very strong feelings as well. howard the duck, dark overlord, jeffrey jones, 1985, marvel comics, duck boobies, lea thompson, 80s, cajun sushi, tim robbins, thomas dolby, furry, just the cheese please, cheesy, cheesey, duckworld, george lucas, just the cheese true full 17 d7a97d93-759b-47b6-8b4f-2aeb63ae23af Ep16 - Summer School w/ Tara's sister Darcy! Mark Harmon is a high-school gym teacher who is forced to teach English but doesn't know how to do it, so he bribes the students to study. Most of them fail anyway.  The kids include a stripper, an dyslexic who can't drive, a nerd who isn't smart, a pair of horror-loving alcoholics, a preggo, and an Italian. One of the students wants to bang Mark Harmon for her bribe, but he just lets her live with him and cook for him.  Then he tries to hit on some old ladies at a Chippendales and gets rejected, but somehow gets super hot Kirstie Alley instead.  In this episode, Tara and Adam are joined by Tara's sister Darcy until she is mauled by some Alaskan wildlife half-way through.  Oh, there's also some subplot about a dog and his toy that I don't really understand.

]]> Thu, 23 Jun 2022 04:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep16-summer-school-OTBzKX2m Mark Harmon is a high-school gym teacher who is forced to teach English but doesn't know how to do it, so he bribes the students to study. Most of them fail anyway.  The kids include a stripper, an dyslexic who can't drive, a nerd who isn't smart, a pair of horror-loving alcoholics, a preggo, and an Italian. One of the students wants to bang Mark Harmon for her bribe, but he just lets her live with him and cook for him.  Then he tries to hit on some old ladies at a Chippendales and gets rejected, but somehow gets super hot Kirstie Alley instead.  In this episode, Tara and Adam are joined by Tara's sister Darcy until she is mauled by some Alaskan wildlife half-way through.  Oh, there's also some subplot about a dog and his toy that I don't really understand.

]]> Ep16 - Summer School w/ Tara's sister Darcy! Tara J, Adam 00:57:38 Mark Harmon is a high-school gym teacher who is forced to teach English but doesn't know how to do it, so he bribes the students to study. Most of them fail anyway. The kids include a stripper, an dyslexic who can't drive, a nerd who isn't smart, a pair of horror-loving alcoholics, a preggo, and an Italian. One of the students wants to bang Mark Harmon for her bribe, but he just lets her live with him and cook for him. Then he tries to hit on some old ladies at a Chippendales and gets rejected, but somehow gets super hot Kirstie Alley instead. In this episode, Tara and Adam are joined by Tara's sister Darcy until she is mauled by some Alaskan wildlife half-way through. Oh, there's also some subplot about a dog and his toy that I don't really understand. Mark Harmon is a high-school gym teacher who is forced to teach English but doesn't know how to do it, so he bribes the students to study. Most of them fail anyway. The kids include a stripper, an dyslexic who can't drive, a nerd who isn't smart, a pair of horror-loving alcoholics, a preggo, and an Italian. One of the students wants to bang Mark Harmon for her bribe, but he just lets her live with him and cook for him. Then he tries to hit on some old ladies at a Chippendales and gets rejected, but somehow gets super hot Kirstie Alley instead. In this episode, Tara and Adam are joined by Tara's sister Darcy until she is mauled by some Alaskan wildlife half-way through. Oh, there's also some subplot about a dog and his toy that I don't really understand. 80s movies, chainsaw, courtney thorne-smith, summer school, 80s, kirstie alley, mark harmon, carl reiner, just the cheese please, cheesy, cheesey, shawnee smith, just the cheese true full 16 6668d608-83d3-4df2-b1f4-d1022febd02e Ep15 - Xanadu A struggling painter falls in love with a muse who convinces him to abandon his dream and instead help her clarinet-playing ex-boyfriend who's old now.  Then when she tries to go home, he gets upset and tries to bash his head into a brick wall while wearing short shorts and roller skates, but ends up in an argument with Zeus in the dark.  Then everyone skates around for awhile until the movie is long enough for the credits to roll.  Listen to Tara J and Adam discuss the movie that launched the Razzies.

]]> Thu, 31 Mar 2022 04:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep15-xanadu-HQVH6G7v A struggling painter falls in love with a muse who convinces him to abandon his dream and instead help her clarinet-playing ex-boyfriend who's old now.  Then when she tries to go home, he gets upset and tries to bash his head into a brick wall while wearing short shorts and roller skates, but ends up in an argument with Zeus in the dark.  Then everyone skates around for awhile until the movie is long enough for the credits to roll.  Listen to Tara J and Adam discuss the movie that launched the Razzies.

]]> Ep15 - Xanadu Tara J, Adam 01:12:16 A struggling painter falls in love with a muse who convinces him to abandon his dream and instead help her clarinet-playing ex-boyfriend who's old now. Then when she tries to go home, he gets upset and tries to bash his head into a brick wall while wearing short shorts and roller skates, but ends up in an argument with Zeus in the dark. Then everyone skates around for awhile until the movie is long enough for the credits to roll. Listen to Tara J and Adam discuss the movie that launched the Razzies. A struggling painter falls in love with a muse who convinces him to abandon his dream and instead help her clarinet-playing ex-boyfriend who's old now. Then when she tries to go home, he gets upset and tries to bash his head into a brick wall while wearing short shorts and roller skates, but ends up in an argument with Zeus in the dark. Then everyone skates around for awhile until the movie is long enough for the credits to roll. Listen to Tara J and Adam discuss the movie that launched the Razzies. 80s movies, xanadu, roller skates, the tubes, elo, electric light orchestra, gene kelly, greek mythology, greek mythology, skating, muse, 80s, greek myth, michael beck, olivia newton-john, razzies, just the cheese please, cheesy, cheesey, just the cheese true full 15 4821575e-d02d-4888-adb9-89da8804253f Ep14 - The Toxic Avenger w/ Lou Mavs Melvin the mop boy works at a wacky health club and transforms into a disgusting monster who tries to save a disgusting town full of disgusting people.  The best character in this movie is a blind woman who is quietly eating tacos before she is interrupted by robbery, sexual assault, and the murder of her dog.  Lou Mavs joins Tara J and Adam to dissect the production of this odd film with a huge legacy.

]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2022 04:28:28 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam, Lou Mavs) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep14-the-toxic-avenger-wXUfIhVf Melvin the mop boy works at a wacky health club and transforms into a disgusting monster who tries to save a disgusting town full of disgusting people.  The best character in this movie is a blind woman who is quietly eating tacos before she is interrupted by robbery, sexual assault, and the murder of her dog.  Lou Mavs joins Tara J and Adam to dissect the production of this odd film with a huge legacy.

]]> Ep14 - The Toxic Avenger w/ Lou Mavs Tara J, Adam, Lou Mavs 01:21:06 Melvin the mop boy works at a wacky health club and transforms into a disgusting monster who tries to save a disgusting town full of disgusting people. The best character in this movie is a blind woman who is quietly eating tacos before she is interrupted by robbery, sexual assault, and the murder of her dog. Lou Mavs joins Tara J and Adam to dissect the production of this odd film with a huge legacy. Melvin the mop boy works at a wacky health club and transforms into a disgusting monster who tries to save a disgusting town full of disgusting people. The best character in this movie is a blind woman who is quietly eating tacos before she is interrupted by robbery, sexual assault, and the murder of her dog. Lou Mavs joins Tara J and Adam to dissect the production of this odd film with a huge legacy. 80s movies, kenneth kessler, andree maranda, health club horror, mark torgl, lloyd kaufman, michael herz, pat kilpatrick, pat ryan, toxic crusaders, 80s, toxie, melvin, mitch cohen, toxic avenger, pink tutu, just the cheese please, troma, cheesy, cheesey, just the cheese true full 14 0402b2d2-f410-43d9-b176-2bd9e88fc89a Ep13 - Invaders From Mars Aliens are here for our copper!  ...or to stop NASA!  ...or to kill us!  It's not really clear what they want.  But they live in a butthole cavern, and its up to an 11 year old boy and the school nurse to convince the army to destroy them, along with his mean teacher.  Listen as Tara J and Adam rip apart one of Tara's favorite movies as a child.

]]> Thu, 17 Feb 2022 05:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep13-invaders-from-mars-3hxGJlE4 Aliens are here for our copper!  ...or to stop NASA!  ...or to kill us!  It's not really clear what they want.  But they live in a butthole cavern, and its up to an 11 year old boy and the school nurse to convince the army to destroy them, along with his mean teacher.  Listen as Tara J and Adam rip apart one of Tara's favorite movies as a child.

]]> Ep13 - Invaders From Mars Tara J, Adam 01:03:15 Aliens are here for our copper! ...or to stop NASA! ...or to kill us! It's not really clear what they want. But they live in a butthole cavern, and its up to an 11 year old boy and the school nurse to convince the army to destroy them, along with his mean teacher. Listen as Tara J and Adam rip apart one of Tara's favorite movies as a child. Aliens are here for our copper! ...or to stop NASA! ...or to kill us! It's not really clear what they want. But they live in a butthole cavern, and its up to an 11 year old boy and the school nurse to convince the army to destroy them, along with his mean teacher. Listen as Tara J and Adam rip apart one of Tara's favorite movies as a child. 80s movies, bud cort, david gardner, alien buttholes, louise fletcher, hunter carson, i'll fix you, 80s, timothy bottoms, laraine newman, dickbrain, cannon pictures, aliens, just the cheese please, cheesy, tobe hooper, cheesey, invaders from mars, karen black, just the cheese true full 13 5ab7b2ae-d9b4-4dd9-9185-aabe4fd1ade5 Ep12 - Ishtar Two terrible lounge singers wind up aiding communist terrorists against the US... and these are the heroes.  It seems that wearing a headwrap makes your boobs invisible.  Tara thinks the blind camel with a bad tooth is the best character in the movie.  Adam discusses why the studio considered not marketing this movie at all.

]]> Wed, 26 Jan 2022 05:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep12-ishtar-HN2cg2YL Two terrible lounge singers wind up aiding communist terrorists against the US... and these are the heroes.  It seems that wearing a headwrap makes your boobs invisible.  Tara thinks the blind camel with a bad tooth is the best character in the movie.  Adam discusses why the studio considered not marketing this movie at all.

]]> Ep12 - Ishtar Tara J, Adam 00:48:33 Two terrible lounge singers wind up aiding communist terrorists against the US... and these are the heroes. It seems that wearing a headwrap makes your boobs invisible. Tara thinks the blind camel is the best character in the movie. Adam discusses why the studio considered not marketing this movie at all. Two terrible lounge singers wind up aiding communist terrorists against the US... and these are the heroes. It seems that wearing a headwrap makes your boobs invisible. Tara thinks the blind camel is the best character in the movie. Adam discusses why the studio considered not marketing this movie at all. elaine may, 80s movies, ishtar, dangerous business, telling the truth, box office poison, charles grodin, lyle rogers, lounge singers, jack weston, isabelle adjani, dustin hoffman, carol kane, emir, bomb, 80s, warren beatty, blind camel, morocco, worst movie, flop, comedy, just the cheese please, hawk, cheesy, cheesey, just the cheese true full 12 283e2da7-ba42-4f86-85cb-57772624d758 Ep11 - Adventures in Babysitting A girl babysits some kids after getting stood up by her douchebag boyfriend.  Her idiot friend Brenda freaks out and runs away to the bus station where she tries to get some weiner.  The babysitter attempts to rescue her friend but is thwarted by a hook man, Loony Toons James Cagney, and Thor himself.  Tara J has some strong feelings about Brenda.  Adam doesn't understand Elizabeth Shue's face.

]]> Tue, 11 Jan 2022 05:05:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep11-adventures-in-babysitting-WB9YHCrK A girl babysits some kids after getting stood up by her douchebag boyfriend.  Her idiot friend Brenda freaks out and runs away to the bus station where she tries to get some weiner.  The babysitter attempts to rescue her friend but is thwarted by a hook man, Loony Toons James Cagney, and Thor himself.  Tara J has some strong feelings about Brenda.  Adam doesn't understand Elizabeth Shue's face.

]]> Ep11 - Adventures in Babysitting Tara J, Adam 01:22:00 A girl babysits some kids after getting stood up by her douchebag boyfriend. Her idiot friend Brenda freaks out and runs away to the bus station where she tries to get some weiner. The babysitter attempts to rescue her friend but is thwarted by a hook man, Loony Toons James Cagney, and Thor himself. Tara J has some strong feelings about Brenda. Adam doesn't understand Elizabeth Shue's face. A girl babysits some kids after getting stood up by her douchebag boyfriend. Her idiot friend Brenda freaks out and runs away to the bus station where she tries to get some weiner. The babysitter attempts to rescue her friend but is thwarted by a hook man, Loony Toons James Cagney, and Thor himself. Tara J has some strong feelings about Brenda. Adam doesn't understand Elizabeth Shue's face. 80s movies, chicago, george newbern, bradley whitford, albert collins, elizabeth shue, vincent d'onofrio, dawson, weiner, pruitt, a night on the town, hook, southside johnny, 80s, penelope ann miller, maia brewton, thor, adventures in babysitting, comedy, just the cheese please, anthony rapp, cheesy, cheesey, chris columbus, just the cheese true full 11 0602c059-2fce-45af-81f2-817a25563842 Ep10 - Weekend at Bernie's A scumbag and a pathological liar try to con a bunch of rich people into believing that some guy isn't dead even though nobody cares and there's no point to anything that happens. Meanwhile a hitman slowly goes insane.  Tara explains about washing hair and Adam reads a review from someone who think he knows how to make the movie better

 

]]> Tue, 28 Dec 2021 05:00:00 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep10-weekend-at-bernies-45X6YfNR A scumbag and a pathological liar try to con a bunch of rich people into believing that some guy isn't dead even though nobody cares and there's no point to anything that happens. Meanwhile a hitman slowly goes insane.  Tara explains about washing hair and Adam reads a review from someone who think he knows how to make the movie better

 

]]> Ep10 - Weekend at Bernie's Tara J, Adam 01:17:52 A scumbag and a pathological liar try to con a bunch of rich people into believing that some guy isn't dead even though nobody cares and there's no point to anything that happens. Meanwhile a hitman slowly goes insane. Tara explains about washing hair and Adam reads a review from someone who think he knows how to make the movie better A scumbag and a pathological liar try to con a bunch of rich people into believing that some guy isn't dead even though nobody cares and there's no point to anything that happens. Meanwhile a hitman slowly goes insane. Tara explains about washing hair and Adam reads a review from someone who think he knows how to make the movie better 80s movies, andrew mccarthy, hamptons, 80s, dead body, necrophilia, catherine mary stewart, weekend at bernie's, comedy, just the cheese please, terry kiser, cheesy, cheesey, jonathan silverman, just the cheese true full 10 83f4c026-2fde-4532-a4cb-d49b0d56ffba Ep09 - Zapped! What a pervy movie!  So many boobs.  Anyway, Scott Baio gets superpowers and does nothing good with them.  He also has serious anger issues and goes full Carrie on his school except with nudity instead of blood.  Meanwhile, Scatman Crothers just wants to eat salami and ride bikes with Einstein.

]]> Sun, 18 Oct 2020 19:47:49 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep09-zapped-4Vy_LRQm What a pervy movie!  So many boobs.  Anyway, Scott Baio gets superpowers and does nothing good with them.  He also has serious anger issues and goes full Carrie on his school except with nudity instead of blood.  Meanwhile, Scatman Crothers just wants to eat salami and ride bikes with Einstein.

]]> Ep09 - Zapped! Tara J, Adam 01:06:43 What a pervy movie! So many boobs. Anyway, Scott Baio gets superpowers and does nothing good with them. He also has serious anger issues and goes full Carrie on his school except with nudity instead of blood. Meanwhile, Scatman Crothers just wants to eat salami and ride bikes with Einstein. What a pervy movie! So many boobs. Anyway, Scott Baio gets superpowers and does nothing good with them. He also has serious anger issues and goes full Carrie on his school except with nudity instead of blood. Meanwhile, Scatman Crothers just wants to eat salami and ride bikes with Einstein. 80s movies, movie podcast, willie aimes, robert j. rosenthal, heather thomas, scott baio, cheesy movies, boobies, sex comedy, teen comedy, movie review, zapped!, felice schachter, 80s, scatman crothers, just the cheese please, just the cheese true full 9 35233f79-4a53-4608-89b5-55adf0b1bfe6 Ep08 - Over The Top A heartwarming story about a deadbeat dad who abandoned his child and maybe sold drugs, and how he comes back into his son's life to encourage toxic behavior and violence and also disrespect towards his grandfather who just wants the best for him.  There's also lots of arm wrestling and Kenny Loggins, but not at the same time.

]]> Sun, 27 Sep 2020 14:45:14 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Adam, Tara J) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep08-over-the-top-01SCV0Cl A heartwarming story about a deadbeat dad who abandoned his child and maybe sold drugs, and how he comes back into his son's life to encourage toxic behavior and violence and also disrespect towards his grandfather who just wants the best for him.  There's also lots of arm wrestling and Kenny Loggins, but not at the same time.

]]> Ep08 - Over The Top Adam, Tara J 01:00:10 A heartwarming story about a deadbeat dad who abandoned his child and maybe sold drugs, and how he comes back into his son's life to encourage toxic behavior and violence and also disrespect towards his grandfather who just wants the best for him. There's also lots of arm wrestling and Kenny Loggins, but not at the same time. A heartwarming story about a deadbeat dad who abandoned his child and maybe sold drugs, and how he comes back into his son's life to encourage toxic behavior and violence and also disrespect towards his grandfather who just wants the best for him. There's also lots of arm wrestling and Kenny Loggins, but not at the same time. 80s movies, movie podcast, just the cheese podcast, susan blakely, menahem golan, rick zumwalt, movies, cheesy movies, rifftrax, david mendenhall, movie review, sylvester stallone, 80s, arm wrestling, robert loggia, canon films, cheesey movies, just the cheese please podcast, comedy, cheesy, cheesey, kenny loggins, just the cheese true full 8 e55e3b34-4a03-45a9-86b5-3c4893e648b4 Ep07 - Teen Witch Murder! Revenge! Voodoo! Sex perverts!  Sounds like the makings of a good movie, no?  Unfortunately nobody wants to take credit for having anything to do with this film.  Tara and Adam investigate why that might be

 

]]> Sun, 20 Sep 2020 14:12:50 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep07-teen-witch-cG0INtc4 Murder! Revenge! Voodoo! Sex perverts!  Sounds like the makings of a good movie, no?  Unfortunately nobody wants to take credit for having anything to do with this film.  Tara and Adam investigate why that might be

 

]]> Ep07 - Teen Witch Tara J, Adam 00:53:57 Murder! Revenge! Voodoo! Sex perverts! Sounds like the makings of a good movie, no? Unfortunately nobody wants to take credit for having anything to do with this film. Tara and Adam investigate why that might be Murder! Revenge! Voodoo! Sex perverts! Sounds like the makings of a good movie, no? Unfortunately nobody wants to take credit for having anything to do with this film. Tara and Adam investigate why that might be movie podcast, movies, rifftrax, movie review, teen witch, robyn lively, 80s, zelda rubinstein, dick sargent, joshua john miller, dorian walker, comedy, cheesey true full 7 145bf041-4829-4c24-8d94-d3dd35248c51 EP06 - Dream a Little Dream A movie about teenage rebellion where we seem to like the old people better than the kids.  Body switching, Tai Chi, mousse, wet hair, paper bag pants, sailor outfits, and dancing like Michael Jackson.  Maybe its a good thing the 80s ended when it did.

]]> Sun, 13 Sep 2020 18:00:24 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep06-dream-a-little-dream-fE_93svv A movie about teenage rebellion where we seem to like the old people better than the kids.  Body switching, Tai Chi, mousse, wet hair, paper bag pants, sailor outfits, and dancing like Michael Jackson.  Maybe its a good thing the 80s ended when it did.

]]> EP06 - Dream a Little Dream Tara J, Adam 00:54:59 A movie about teenage rebellion where we seem to like the old people better than the kids. Body switching, Tai Chi, mousse, wet hair, paper bag pants, sailor outfits, and dancing like Michael Jackson. Maybe its a good thing the 80s ended when it did. A movie about teenage rebellion where we seem to like the old people better than the kids. Body switching, Tai Chi, mousse, wet hair, paper bag pants, sailor outfits, and dancing like Michael Jackson. Maybe its a good thing the 80s ended when it did. dream a little dream, body switching, corey haim, meredith salenger, harry dean stanton, alex rocco, corey feldman, jason robards, piper laurie true full 6 8ba3c15e-0506-45a1-b3b9-59adfeb3468b EP05 - Mannequin Were the window dressings even that good? What are the rules for mannequins?  Why do poor people live in dope lofts and throw out ice cream after one bite.  Also, the greatest time and place in recorded history is Philadelphia in the 1980s.

]]> Sat, 8 Aug 2020 16:08:43 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Adam, Tara J) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep05-mannequin-Oho6Q4tf Were the window dressings even that good? What are the rules for mannequins?  Why do poor people live in dope lofts and throw out ice cream after one bite.  Also, the greatest time and place in recorded history is Philadelphia in the 1980s.

]]> EP05 - Mannequin Adam, Tara J 01:01:08 Were the window dressings even that good? What are the rules for mannequins? Why do poor people live in dope lofts and throw out ice cream after one bite. Also, the greatest time and place in recorded history is Philadelphia in the 1980s. Were the window dressings even that good? What are the rules for mannequins? Why do poor people live in dope lofts and throw out ice cream after one bite. Also, the greatest time and place in recorded history is Philadelphia in the 1980s. meshach taylor, movies, andrew mccarthy, james spader, rifftrax, 80s, mannequin, kim cattrall, estelle getty, movie reviews, g.w. bailey true full 5 81f0537c-9e22-473d-aacc-7db997366939 EP04 - The Monster Squad Kids smoking, monsters yelling curses in children's faces, holocaust references, and martial problems. Just your typical 80s kids movie. 

]]> Thu, 23 Jul 2020 16:26:56 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Adam, Tara J) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep04-the-monster-squad-fF_6Q6Bb Kids smoking, monsters yelling curses in children's faces, holocaust references, and martial problems. Just your typical 80s kids movie. 

]]> EP04 - The Monster Squad Adam, Tara J 00:36:39 Kids smoking, monsters yelling curses in children's faces, holocaust references, and martial problems. Just your typical 80s kids movie. Kids smoking, monsters yelling curses in children's faces, holocaust references, and martial problems. Just your typical 80s kids movie. dracula, monster squad, movies, monsters, rifftrax, wolfman, reviews, 80s, scary german guy, comedy, cheesy true full 4 7bf950ee-16db-41d1-a9fb-5537a9197df1 Ep03 - Masters of the Universe What is happening in this movie? Is He-Man magic?  Does this have anything to do with the cartoon?  Why does it take place on earth?  Is Frank Langella brilliant or cheesey?  What is the plot hole that broke Tara's brain?

]]> Sat, 18 Jul 2020 16:21:44 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep03-masters-of-the-universe-j2fjyD5l What is happening in this movie? Is He-Man magic?  Does this have anything to do with the cartoon?  Why does it take place on earth?  Is Frank Langella brilliant or cheesey?  What is the plot hole that broke Tara's brain?

]]> Ep03 - Masters of the Universe Tara J, Adam 01:03:47 What is happening in this movie? Is He-Man magic? Does this have anything to do with the cartoon? Why does it take place on earth? Is Frank Langella brilliant or cheesey? What is the plot hole that broke Tara's brain? What is happening in this movie? Is He-Man magic? Does this have anything to do with the cartoon? Why does it take place on earth? Is Frank Langella brilliant or cheesey? What is the plot hole that broke Tara's brain? skeletor, movies, rifftrax, courtney cox, he-man, dolph lundgren, 80s, frank langella, masters of the universe, gwildor, cheesey true full 3 ce8343c6-f14f-4bf8-bedb-c33e93a53472 Ep02 - The Money Pit What do you cook on your first night in a new house?  Are Russians just naturally hillarious? Are men in pink sweaters and scruffy beards problematic?  Find out in this week's pick!

]]> Sat, 18 Jul 2020 15:41:11 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep02-the-money-pit-YiJ7lsyN What do you cook on your first night in a new house?  Are Russians just naturally hillarious? Are men in pink sweaters and scruffy beards problematic?  Find out in this week's pick!

]]> Ep02 - The Money Pit Tara J, Adam 00:56:23 What do you cook on your first night in a new house? Are Russians just naturally hillarious? Are men in pink sweaters and scruffy beards problematic? Find out in this week's pick! What do you cook on your first night in a new house? Are Russians just naturally hillarious? Are men in pink sweaters and scruffy beards problematic? Find out in this week's pick! the money pit, movies, tom hanks, rifftrax, shelley long, 80s, comedy, cheesy true full 2 14a49d7f-331f-4e5b-9577-cfa3df6c0e3f Ep01 - Big Trouble in Little China Chinese black magic, Kurt Russell's undeserved confidence, and Kim Cattrall can't dive to save her life. Adam and Tara discuss John Carpenter's 1986 classic "Big Trouble in Little China"

For more info, email:
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]]> Sat, 4 Jul 2020 14:26:42 +0000 adam@justthecheesepodcast.com (Tara J, Adam) https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep01-big-trouble-in-little-china-3JpeIxye Chinese black magic, Kurt Russell's undeserved confidence, and Kim Cattrall can't dive to save her life. Adam and Tara discuss John Carpenter's 1986 classic "Big Trouble in Little China"

For more info, email:
adam@justthecheesepodcast.com

 

]]> Ep01 - Big Trouble in Little China Tara J, Adam 00:51:11 Chinese black magic, Kurt Russell's undeserved confidence, and Kim Cattrall can't dive to save her life. Adam and Tara discuss John Carpenter's 1986 classic "Big Trouble in Little China" Chinese black magic, Kurt Russell's undeserved confidence, and Kim Cattrall can't dive to save her life. Adam and Tara discuss John Carpenter's 1986 classic "Big Trouble in Little China" kurt russell, review, movies, john carpenter, chinatown, rifftrax, big trouble, big trouble in little china, james hong, comedy true full 1