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    <description>I wanted to create this podcast as an outlet for first responders of all types to be able to laugh about the very things that can put us in a funk. If anyone can relate to experiences shared on the pod and feel comforted knowing they are not the only ones, then i will have accomplished what I set out to do. Secondly i want this to be a good resource for people trying to get into a career as a first responder. </description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2021 01:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 7 Jun 2021 04:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>What.....and i cannot express this enough...in the actual fuck is this whole podcast even about. Our convo gets derailed in 1.324 seconds per us&apos;. We mainly discuss dispatcher moes absolute wagon, ruining the O Zone layer, the Las Vegas Meme-Up, Sphincter Munching, Mullets and Skullets, Ja Rule and WWE rappers, Don Lemon and much much more. Subscribe and review, Thanks!</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:summary>Awesome pod with the homie teneight memes! We discuss tacitcal dorks, level headed handicapped republicans, the thin tow truck line, the 24 hour news cycle, toxic thoughts/ toxic thots, polygraph tests, mental health, answer all your stupid questions, and much much more. Enjoy bb&apos;s!</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Full disclosure i dont know her pube situation the title is just the first word that rhymed and came to mind. She could be full blown Bob Ross, or Mr. Clean, i have no idea. Nor did i consult her about the title. Anyways, hey podcasting doesnt pay shit so i havent put out an ep in a few weeks but hopefully this one makes up for it. We discuss potatoe strength, Paul Rudd, Guy Fieri related things, Ass Broccoli and plenty of other things you have no business ever hearing in your entire life. Please dont ever listen to this episode if you have any ounce of dignity or even a good credit score. But if you do care to indulge, Enjoy! Peace, Love And Memes <3]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2021 04:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Full disclosure i dont know her pube situation the title is just the first word that rhymed and came to mind. She could be full blown Bob Ross, or Mr. Clean, i have no idea. Nor did i consult her about the title. Anyways, hey podcasting doesnt pay shit so i havent put out an ep in a few weeks but hopefully this one makes up for it. We discuss potatoe strength, Paul Rudd, Guy Fieri related things, Ass Broccoli and plenty of other things you have no business ever hearing in your entire life. Please dont ever listen to this episode if you have any ounce of dignity or even a good credit score. But if you do care to indulge, Enjoy! Peace, Love And Memes &lt;3</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[This week i have @black_smoke_sticker_co and @noshockadvised on the pod. If you dont own any sticky icky ickys from the slap god himself then choke on a fart. He is the king of dank fire slaps. It was a great time discussing firefighter stuffz, dick jokes and everything in between. Be sure to check out his podcast as well. Its called "Goon Shit Only". Enjoy! ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2021 08:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>This week i have @black_smoke_sticker_co and @noshockadvised on the pod. If you dont own any sticky icky ickys from the slap god himself then choke on a fart. He is the king of dank fire slaps. It was a great time discussing firefighter stuffz, dick jokes and everything in between. Be sure to check out his podcast as well. Its called &quot;Goon Shit Only&quot;. Enjoy! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week i have @black_smoke_sticker_co and @noshockadvised on the pod. If you dont own any sticky icky ickys from the slap god himself then choke on a fart. He is the king of dank fire slaps. It was a great time discussing firefighter stuffz, dick jokes and everything in between. Be sure to check out his podcast as well. Its called &quot;Goon Shit Only&quot;. Enjoy! </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:summary>Hey ya cutie pies, its me, ya boy. Back with a vengeance after a month since the last pod. This episode sucks dont listen. Ha just foolin it was better than sex if you have really bad sex. It was a ton of fun talking with Bls Bandito. Great convo with my dude, we figured out the cure for cancer, solved foreign policy issues and figured out which religion is the right one. Theres nothing we didnt talk about. Pour up some white claws in honor of ya boiiiiii and give it a listen.....or dont and ill go fudge myself. Anyways, Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey ya cutie pies, its me, ya boy. Back with a vengeance after a month since the last pod. This episode sucks dont listen. Ha just foolin it was better than sex if you have really bad sex. It was a ton of fun talking with Bls Bandito. Great convo with my dude, we figured out the cure for cancer, solved foreign policy issues and figured out which religion is the right one. Theres nothing we didnt talk about. Pour up some white claws in honor of ya boiiiiii and give it a listen.....or dont and ill go fudge myself. Anyways, Enjoy!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[This episode we have a professional Dominatrix/ EMT and an amateur sub/ professional Firefighter/ Paramedic. From getting paid to kick dudes in the nuts, to hobos using frying pans like a twisted tea, to  responding code 3 to an active gang bang, we discuss ALL the things. This was such a funny episode I hope ya'll enjoy it. Please review and subscribe, Thanks! xoxo]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2021 06:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>This episode we have a professional Dominatrix/ EMT and an amateur sub/ professional Firefighter/ Paramedic. From getting paid to kick dudes in the nuts, to hobos using frying pans like a twisted tea, to  responding code 3 to an active gang bang, we discuss ALL the things. This was such a funny episode I hope ya&apos;ll enjoy it. Please review and subscribe, Thanks! xoxo</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Welcome back to the wait what podcast we got a set of all american, grade A usda approved, juicier than a ripe watermelon on a summer evening, absolute dump truck wagon havin, texas sized rumpy pumpys on this episode. We discover many things about dispatcher moe, mullet daddy, and life in general. We solve the world problems one fart joke at a time. Enjoy!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 2 Jan 2021 22:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome back to the wait what podcast we got a set of all american, grade A usda approved, juicier than a ripe watermelon on a summer evening, absolute dump truck wagon havin, texas sized rumpy pumpys on this episode. We discover many things about dispatcher moe, mullet daddy, and life in general. We solve the world problems one fart joke at a time. Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Welcome back to the wait what mothafuckin podcast. This ep we have bru from 2nurses1specicup on the pod. We discuss fatal yeets, pre hospital care, her love for short guys, Simps, and hella more stuffz. Enjoy, and please rate and review. Thanks for listening!]]></description>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome back to the wait what mothafuckin podcast. This ep we have bru from 2nurses1specicup on the pod. We discuss fatal yeets, pre hospital care, her love for short guys, Simps, and hella more stuffz. Enjoy, and please rate and review. Thanks for listening!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome back to the wait what mothafuckin podcast. This ep we have bru from 2nurses1specicup on the pod. We discuss fatal yeets, pre hospital care, her love for short guys, Simps, and hella more stuffz. Enjoy, and please rate and review. Thanks for listening!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome back to the Wait What Podcast. This weeks guest @Flightmedic_fuckery might be an actual owl......because he was a real Hoot. We discuss Korea, Army stuffz, dating stuffz, catfish stuffz, PP stuffz, Family stuffz and even answered all your weird ass questions lmao. I look forward to more feed back from you people. Be sure to rate and review on whatever platform your on! Much love, kisses, xoxo. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome back to the Wait What Podcast. This weeks guest @Flightmedic_fuckery might be an actual owl......because he was a real Hoot. We discuss Korea, Army stuffz, dating stuffz, catfish stuffz, PP stuffz, Family stuffz and even answered all your weird ass questions lmao. I look forward to more feed back from you people. Be sure to rate and review on whatever platform your on! Much love, kisses, xoxo. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Welcome back we got mothafuckin Mullet Daddy in the house. We talk about stuff and things. You know things? You know how theres things in life? Yea well, we discussed em. All of em. Bumble, Taco Bell, Orangutans, EMS, Standup, Hair, Fried Chicken, past jobs, answered follower questions and much much more. Enjoy! Please rate and review. Thanks BB's.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2020 08:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome back we got mothafuckin Mullet Daddy in the house. We talk about stuff and things. You know things? You know how theres things in life? Yea well, we discussed em. All of em. Bumble, Taco Bell, Orangutans, EMS, Standup, Hair, Fried Chicken, past jobs, answered follower questions and much much more. Enjoy! Please rate and review. Thanks BB&apos;s.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Do not listen to this episode if you are not ready to Live Mas. This week i have @bluefalconawards on the pod. Active duty marine, lover, fighter, the list goes on. Per us' we dive into any and everything, which is my fav. Dick jokes, family shit, mental health shit.....ALL DA TINGS. Very fun episode, also check out their website www.bluefalconawards.com and support their hustle. Thanks for listening and i hope you all have a great week <3 kisses xoxo ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2020 02:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Do not listen to this episode if you are not ready to Live Mas. This week i have @bluefalconawards on the pod. Active duty marine, lover, fighter, the list goes on. Per us&apos; we dive into any and everything, which is my fav. Dick jokes, family shit, mental health shit.....ALL DA TINGS. Very fun episode, also check out their website www.bluefalconawards.com and support their hustle. Thanks for listening and i hope you all have a great week &lt;3 kisses xoxo </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Do not listen to this episode if you are not ready to Live Mas. This week i have @bluefalconawards on the pod. Active duty marine, lover, fighter, the list goes on. Per us&apos; we dive into any and everything, which is my fav. Dick jokes, family shit, mental health shit.....ALL DA TINGS. Very fun episode, also check out their website www.bluefalconawards.com and support their hustle. Thanks for listening and i hope you all have a great week &lt;3 kisses xoxo </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Welcome back, im releasing this ep a day early because you bb's deserve it after all the chaos this past month. Hopefully this is the start of returning back to normal and being able to have a regular new episode every week. This weeks guest is @luxuriousfirefightermemes who is a Firefighter/ Paramedic as well as an absolute meme lord worthy of being referred to as "King". Hes a hilarious dude and you people will all enjoy this episode, thanks again for listening. ]]></description>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome back, im releasing this ep a day early because you bb&apos;s deserve it after all the chaos this past month. Hopefully this is the start of returning back to normal and being able to have a regular new episode every week. This weeks guest is @luxuriousfirefightermemes who is a Firefighter/ Paramedic as well as an absolute meme lord worthy of being referred to as &quot;King&quot;. Hes a hilarious dude and you people will all enjoy this episode, thanks again for listening. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome back, im releasing this ep a day early because you bb&apos;s deserve it after all the chaos this past month. Hopefully this is the start of returning back to normal and being able to have a regular new episode every week. This weeks guest is @luxuriousfirefightermemes who is a Firefighter/ Paramedic as well as an absolute meme lord worthy of being referred to as &quot;King&quot;. Hes a hilarious dude and you people will all enjoy this episode, thanks again for listening. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Welcome back to your favorite brown and hairy duo. On this episode we solve many of todays major issues. I think we cured cancer at some point. I wanna say half way through we even discovered time travel. Be aware your IQ may go up significantly while listening to this. Once again i appreciate everyone who listens and hope you motherfuckers have a great week. xoxo]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[This week my favorite UK goddess is on the pod. We dive head first and knuckles deep into Fake Taxi, Blokes and Wankas, weird UK shit, nugget porn, UK emergency services, what interested us in getting into this job, Finger stuff, answered questions and a ton more. As always have an amazing week you beautiful creatures and thank you so much for listening. Kisses, xoxo

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      <description><![CDATA[Welcome back to TWWP. I hope this ep starts everyones week off to a good start. I recap my week including a recent socially distanced out door comedy show where i sucked a dog fart on stage at. Of course that was a metaphor but if i actually sucked a dog fart on stage it probably would have gotten way more laughs than my horse shit set. Anyways, great episode with the one and only @Frequentflyersanddumspterfires. We discuss my recent sad boiii hours, onlyfans stuffz, thotting, fire stuffz, N' Joysy accents, stand up comedy, and a metric fuck ton more. Thank you all for listening and supporting your fav sad boiii. Much Love, xoxo]]></description>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome back to TWWP. I hope this ep starts everyones week off to a good start. I recap my week including a recent socially distanced out door comedy show where i sucked a dog fart on stage at. Of course that was a metaphor but if i actually sucked a dog fart on stage it probably would have gotten way more laughs than my horse shit set. Anyways, great episode with the one and only @Frequentflyersanddumspterfires. We discuss my recent sad boiii hours, onlyfans stuffz, thotting, fire stuffz, N&apos; Joysy accents, stand up comedy, and a metric fuck ton more. Thank you all for listening and supporting your fav sad boiii. Much Love, xoxo</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome back to TWWP. I hope this ep starts everyones week off to a good start. I recap my week including a recent socially distanced out door comedy show where i sucked a dog fart on stage at. Of course that was a metaphor but if i actually sucked a dog fart on stage it probably would have gotten way more laughs than my horse shit set. Anyways, great episode with the one and only @Frequentflyersanddumspterfires. We discuss my recent sad boiii hours, onlyfans stuffz, thotting, fire stuffz, N&apos; Joysy accents, stand up comedy, and a metric fuck ton more. Thank you all for listening and supporting your fav sad boiii. Much Love, xoxo</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Welcome back to the Wait What Podcast. This was a fun episode. I recap my week, try out some new bits ive been working on (s'sad), then talk with @nine1fun. We discuss Furry's, primal latin dances, conspiracy theories, Jo Jorgensen, wholesome family shit, we even answer hella questions, and much much much more. I hope you enjoy episode #12,000,000,000 ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 4 Aug 2020 17:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome back to the Wait What Podcast. This was a fun episode. I recap my week, try out some new bits ive been working on (s&apos;sad), then talk with @nine1fun. We discuss Furry&apos;s, primal latin dances, conspiracy theories, Jo Jorgensen, wholesome family shit, we even answer hella questions, and much much much more. I hope you enjoy episode #12,000,000,000 </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome back to the Wait What Podcast. This was a fun episode. I recap my week, try out some new bits ive been working on (s&apos;sad), then talk with @nine1fun. We discuss Furry&apos;s, primal latin dances, conspiracy theories, Jo Jorgensen, wholesome family shit, we even answer hella questions, and much much much more. I hope you enjoy episode #12,000,000,000 </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:title>THE MEXICAN AND THE MULLET PT. 2 w/ @mullet_medic69 aka EL COMEDERO DE COOLO</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Just shut your phone off and throw it in a lake if your even considering listening to this. Heres a list of things you should do before even thinking of listening to this: get a root canal with no local anesthesia,  get a paper cut on your thumb then swim in a pool of lemon juice, get back with an ex. Those are all better things then listening to anything that me and mullet have to say. Seriously, you will be dumber for having listened to this. We discuss my grandma, landscaping, Shia Lahoweveryouspellhislastname, mental health, my date mentioned in the previous episode and much much more, I hope you enjoy episode #5,204</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Just shut your phone off and throw it in a lake if your even considering listening to this. Heres a list of things you should do before even thinking of listening to this: get a root canal with no local anesthesia,  get a paper cut on your thumb then swim in a pool of lemon juice, get back with an ex. Those are all better things then listening to anything that me and mullet have to say. Seriously, you will be dumber for having listened to this. We discuss my grandma, landscaping, Shia Lahoweveryouspellhislastname, mental health, my date mentioned in the previous episode and much much more, I hope you enjoy episode #5,204</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:title>THE MEXICAN AND THE MULLET  PT. 1 W/ @Mullet_medic_69</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>This episode was an absolute disgrace to all of gods beautiful creatures and the internet.  I hope were banned from ever podcasting again after this, the same way im  banned from my local Applebees happy hour. Steve Jobs is looking down on us shaking his head saying hes disappointed in us for using his precious Apple products to make such an atrocity. I know somehow we even let down Guy Fieri and both of our grandmas. This episode is so bad even Samuel L. Jackson is like &apos;Hey guys, language please.&quot; This episode needs to be thrown into the deepest darkest depths of Marianas Trench and then guarded by Jason Mamoa himself. I cant verbally express to you how much you shouldn&apos;t listen to this episode. But if you so choose to do so, you might like it. Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This episode was an absolute disgrace to all of gods beautiful creatures and the internet.  I hope were banned from ever podcasting again after this, the same way im  banned from my local Applebees happy hour. Steve Jobs is looking down on us shaking his head saying hes disappointed in us for using his precious Apple products to make such an atrocity. I know somehow we even let down Guy Fieri and both of our grandmas. This episode is so bad even Samuel L. Jackson is like &apos;Hey guys, language please.&quot; This episode needs to be thrown into the deepest darkest depths of Marianas Trench and then guarded by Jason Mamoa himself. I cant verbally express to you how much you shouldn&apos;t listen to this episode. But if you so choose to do so, you might like it. Enjoy!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[I hope everyone is having a bitching start to their week. This week i have Jordan Kirchner. Marine corp veteran, fellow shitty low level comic, and meme lord. He is an admin on the @the_bastard_of_kbay meme page. He goes full B Rabbit and spits absolute fire bars. We discuss "Boots", his helicopter launch pad sized pepperoni nips, antifa, Papa Johns, Tinder thotting, broken pp's, marine stuffz, meme lord motivation, titties, and much much more. Thank you for listening <3]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 6 Jul 2020 17:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>I hope everyone is having a bitching start to their week. This week i have Jordan Kirchner. Marine corp veteran, fellow shitty low level comic, and meme lord. He is an admin on the @the_bastard_of_kbay meme page. He goes full B Rabbit and spits absolute fire bars. We discuss &quot;Boots&quot;, his helicopter launch pad sized pepperoni nips, antifa, Papa Johns, Tinder thotting, broken pp&apos;s, marine stuffz, meme lord motivation, titties, and much much more. Thank you for listening &lt;3</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>I hope everyone is having a bitching start to their week. This week i have Jordan Kirchner. Marine corp veteran, fellow shitty low level comic, and meme lord. He is an admin on the @the_bastard_of_kbay meme page. He goes full B Rabbit and spits absolute fire bars. We discuss &quot;Boots&quot;, his helicopter launch pad sized pepperoni nips, antifa, Papa Johns, Tinder thotting, broken pp&apos;s, marine stuffz, meme lord motivation, titties, and much much more. Thank you for listening &lt;3</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[I touch briefly on why i made this thing and what i hope to accomplish before talking with Lauren from the @thirst.responders page. We discuss her professional background, titties, etiquette on approaching a nurse at work, more titties, why her and her co admin made the meme page, i think we go back to titties at some point, and then much more. ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 1 Jul 2020 23:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>&quot;ODDLY SPECIFIC&quot; w/ @thirst.responders</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>I touch briefly on why i made this thing and what i hope to accomplish before talking with Lauren from the @thirst.responders page. We discuss her professional background, titties, etiquette on approaching a nurse at work, more titties, why her and her co admin made the meme page, i think we go back to titties at some point, and then much more. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>I touch briefly on why i made this thing and what i hope to accomplish before talking with Lauren from the @thirst.responders page. We discuss her professional background, titties, etiquette on approaching a nurse at work, more titties, why her and her co admin made the meme page, i think we go back to titties at some point, and then much more. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:summary>Why are all my guests from Texas?! I interview the George Strait of Coffee Brewing Firefighters, Paul Clark. Hes the King of making a mean cup of Joe. We discuss his company Fire Grounds Coffee Company, new Bang flavors, Nikki Minaj&apos;s buttocks, PTSD and much more.  I had a blast with this guy. Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Why are all my guests from Texas?! I interview the George Strait of Coffee Brewing Firefighters, Paul Clark. Hes the King of making a mean cup of Joe. We discuss his company Fire Grounds Coffee Company, new Bang flavors, Nikki Minaj&apos;s buttocks, PTSD and much more.  I had a blast with this guy. Enjoy!</itunes:subtitle>
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