Middle Children

Between Thanksgiving and Christmas

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 25 Nov 2024 20:20:15 +0000

In their last episode of 2024, Chris and Jessie reveal their plans for holiday love, seasonal musicals and optimism in 2025.

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Between Pictures of Guys Chopping Wood and Broadway Premieres

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 18 Nov 2024 17:59:30 +0000

Chris and Jessie agree that they both hate impromptu sexting and would prefer to see men chopping wood than doing anything sexual. 'Wicked' is about to come out and Chris seems more excited for that than Jessie attempting to set him again with her gay neighbor.

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Between the Happy Medium and Sully Sullenberger

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 4 Nov 2024 21:54:53 +0000

Chris is longing for a simpler time before we all had cellphones. Jessie is avoiding self checkouts at all costs because she doesn't work at Target.

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Between Dressing Up For Bette Midler and Hooking Up With A Warlock

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 28 Oct 2024 17:57:01 +0000

It's gala season for Chris and Jessie. Chris is getting ready for his big night at Bette Midler's party. Jessie is getting ready for the season with the best tailor in town. Hallmarks make their triumphant return for a very spooky love story in honor of halloween.

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Between Horrendous Plane Snacks & Fender Benders

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 21 Oct 2024 20:15:25 +0000

Chris is tired from traveling Jessie reflects on pooping in her pants.

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Between Shedding on Halloween and

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 14 Oct 2024 20:40:13 +0000

Chris is looking for a halloween costume that doesn't shed. Jessie is looking for suggestions on someone to help her manage her vast wealth.

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Between Cool, Chill Weed Stores and Overrated Holidays

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 7 Oct 2024 22:03:34 +0000

Jessie is a fan of free samples everywhere including the weed store. Chris can't decide if he thinks New Years Eve or Halloween are more overrated.

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Between A Perfect Skin Routine and a Traumatizing College Experience

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 30 Sep 2024 22:22:43 +0000

Chris breaks down his iconic skin routine and gives an update on the new puppy's health. Jessie is scared to remember her college experiences. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Between The Only One On Drugs and Spooky Adventures

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 23 Sep 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Chris is trying to get to the bottom of whether or not he's been going out slutty. Jessie is looking to have some spooky fun this autumn looking for some extra pumpkins and haunted houses.

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Between Dying Alone In An Old Folks Home and Loitering At The Coffee Shop

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 9 Sep 2024 16:00:36 +0000

Chris and Jessie are dismayed by the way society treats the elderly, but not upset enough to avoid fighting over the age old question "can you loiter in a coffee shop without buying anything?"

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Between Text Messages That Shouldn't Be Sent and Hershey Pennsylvania

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 16:20:06 +0000

Jessie tries to get things going with an old hookup buddy only to find that the communication has gotten much, much worse. Despite watching a full documentary on roller coaster deaths, Chris still wants to go to an amusement park. Improv also returns as the summer wains down .

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Between Dungeons and Dragons and A Life On The High Seas

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 19 Aug 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Chris and Jessie break down the Blake Lively drama, discuss how fun being a server on a yacht would be, and make an attempt at some summer improv.

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Between Powderpuff Football and Kathy Bates From "Misery"

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 12 Aug 2024 06:00:00 +0000

The Olympics is getting Jessie in her feels, longing to return to sports and renew her athletic career. Chris feels like the summer has been chaotic and forcing him to give Kathy Bates in "Misery" energy.

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Between Frightening Neck Trauma and Fat Guy Sports

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 5 Aug 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Jessie is having a tough time with rehabbing her neck injury but is hoping talking it will loosen her up. Chris loves sports with no stakes played at bars. The one thing they can both agree on, psychic mediums should not be negative.

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Between Everyone's Inside Bits and Who Let The Dogs Out

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 29 Jul 2024 15:48:09 +0000

On a very special public release of the Patreon high episode, Chris and Jessie chop it up over everyone's favorite inside jokes and public bits. Asking for a sweater in the summer because you're pretending you're freezing? Hilarious, always. To hear all the high episodes, head to https://www.patreon.com/middlechildren

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Between Navigating A Polyamorous Jungle and A Fapping Wacker

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 22 Jul 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Jessie is on one today as she attempts to navigate the NYC dating jungle filled with polyamorous snakes. Chris just wants to find a cup of coffee in this damn city for less than 11 dollars. After a few false starts, they get to a summer Hallmark with a lot of kissing in a woodshed.

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Between Hospitals With Fish Tanks and High Octane Sexting

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 15 Jul 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Chris is questioning his own sexual repression and trying to be less judgmental of himself. Jessie just wants all the hospitals in the world to be prettier and have fish tanks maintained by nurses.

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Between Straight Men With Cat Photos In Instagram And Celebrated Muckbangs

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 8 Jul 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Jessie needs a ruling on a new guy that may end up just being a very good karaoke buddy. Chris needs clarity on whether a binge is a muckbang. They also attempt to do a summer Hallmark but quickly abort because summer is all about having fun.

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Between Never Talking About That Guy Again and The Tragedy of Being A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 1 Jul 2024 06:00:00 +0000

Chris has had it with this conversation about that guy who Jessie thought hit on him that one. He never wants to talk about it again. Jessie is wondering why the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders don't get treated better.

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Between Handstands In The Pool and Getting High In Disney World

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Mon, 24 Jun 2024 03:00:00 +0000

Chris is just looking for a hot guy with a big pool this summer. Jessie is pondering a brief trip to Disney World with an option to become a Disney adult.

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Between Warm Chris Goo and Adventures on Horseback

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles) — Wed, 12 Jun 2024 17:18:15 +0000

Jessie is collecting sea shells to make crafts and jewelry. Chris is thinking about going horseback riding but isn't sure if it's safe. Later they do an extremely dramatic, extremely serious, and extremely suspenseful Hallmark.

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Between Easy Breezy Summer Fun and Beetle Juice Themed Restaurants

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 3 Jun 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Jessie tells the tale of a sexy whirlwind summer date and polls the room on the right way to initiate a second date while Chris is cruising at the Beetlejuice themed bar.

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Between Hollywood Starlets & Old Navy Air Conditioning

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 27 May 2024 14:17:00 +0000

With summer finally upon us, Chris is trying his hardest to hide the sweat stains from all over his body. Jessie is living for the summer and looking for a friends with benefits in all the wrong places. Podcast roulette is back. Happy Memorial Day.

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Between Not So fun Hookups and Having No Clothes For The Summer

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 20 May 2024 15:51:00 +0000

Jessie made it to the studio after a not so great one night stand. Chris is dreading going out in the heat with summer right around the corner. Later, the QVC segment returns to sell you some beautiful things that you don't need.

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Between Yelling At The Cool Kids and Two Convicts With A Podcast

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 13 May 2024 17:49:00 +0000

Chris thinks the next generation is too coddled to ever be funny. Jessie thinks Katherine Heigl got a bad rap. We've also got a new improv segment from the world podcasting that is guaranteed to make you subscribe to the Middle Children Patreon.

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Between The Depths Of The Ocean and Defending Your Life

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 6 May 2024 15:07:00 +0000

On this very special sneak peek behind the Patreon Paywall, Chris and Jessie present to you a "High Episode". With topics ranging from what is going on at the bottom of the ocean, where Chris and Jessie want to be buried, and why Bears hibernate, you will have no doubt that these two are very high. Whoa, man.

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Between Unreliable Wifi and The Truth About Grill Masters

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 29 Apr 2024 16:43:00 +0000

Jessie can't figure out why her wifi isn't working. Chris wants to know why every straight man thinks he's a master on the grille.

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Between Dentists With Personalities and Cruela Deville

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 22 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Jessie is trying to live more like that monkey from "The Lion King". Chris does not want to be approached by people barking on the streets of New York City. Also in this episode, improv from around the world!

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Between Jojo Siwa Spitting Game and Playing With Makeup

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 15 Apr 2024 17:13:00 +0000

After a 24 hour stomach virus, Chris returns to ponder with Jessie whether or not either of them are good at playing the game in their dating lives. Jessie thinks she could make a ton of money as a stripper for men who like their women funny.

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A Middle Children Update

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 1 Apr 2024 17:49:00 +0000

A Middle Children Update

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Between Some Kind of Farm Situation and The Fierce Women of The X-Men

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 25 Mar 2024 19:22:00 +0000

Jessie is finally taking song writing classes to get back her creative juice. Chris would love a world where we all get more appetizers. This episode features a fabulous new roast and toast of this audience's favorite subject, super heroes.

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Between Snakes In The Garden of Eden and Wedding Flash Mobs

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 18 Mar 2024 16:41:00 +0000

Chris is in his slut phase and back from an eventful trip to LA. Jessie is in her artist phase and writing again. This week C and J have weddings on the mind and get into some improv about the big day.

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Between A Rock and A Hard Place

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 11 Mar 2024 16:21:00 +0000

Chris tells the crooked tale of his latest, scandal filled, dating saga with an ending that may SHOCK you.

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Between Building Forts With The Man of Your Dreams and A Giant Box of Fortune Cookies

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 4 Mar 2024 18:39:00 +0000

Jessie has had a busy week of hitting the club and building forts. Chris is not new to wild nights and doesn't think Jessie could keep up with him. This week features a wild QVC segment for the ages with prices on items that just can't be beat!

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Between A Flawless American Fitness Test and A Well Funded Artist Collective

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 26 Feb 2024 20:13:00 +0000

Chris is grateful for American Idol for all the amazing talent they've brought the world. Jessie just wants to fund her dream art collective for all the artists in world. We also roll out a brand new Hallmark about.....well, we don't really know, but it's fun.

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Between A Delicious Buttercream Cake and High Powered Hotellier In Love

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 12 Feb 2024 20:00:00 +0000

Chris is in his cake baking era and Jessie is over award shows. Luckily today's Hallmark features a love story for the ages about a high powered hotellier finding love when they least expect it.

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Between Stigmatizing Mental Health and Getting Free Sexy Massages

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 5 Feb 2024 18:53:00 +0000

Chris would love to move out of the heathen hell hole that is New York City but if he can't get a boyfriend here, where would he go? Jessie is back on the apps and feeling frisky....for free erotic massages. If you like being sold things you don't need, great news, the iconic QVC segment is back and better than ever.

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Between Being Stuck In Traffic With Sciatica And First Dates At Orange Theory

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 29 Jan 2024 20:22:00 +0000

Chris thinks people who go on first dates to workout classes are out of their minds. Jessie can't sit in traffic while driving because her Sciatica is killing her! This and other musings.

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Between Falling Out of a Hammock and Snow Shoveling Dyslexia

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 22 Jan 2024 18:40:00 +0000

Chris and Jessie debate the merits of trying to be sexy in a hammock, pretending to be dyslexic to get out of shoveling and more.

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Between No Carb Diets and 2024 Bingo Boards

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 8 Jan 2024 22:47:00 +0000

After a long break for the holidays, Chris and Jessie are back to kick off their 2024 with positivity (kind of) and a slew of New Years Resolutions.

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Between Giving Away Furniture and Cuddling With Bad Intentions

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 18 Dec 2023 16:29:00 +0000

It's the last Middle Children of 2023. Jessie ponders whether or not men can cuddle for a night without wanting sex. Chris takes solace in the fact that if he puts some furniture out on the street, it's not wasteful because someone is always gonna take it. The final Hallmark of the year features a high powered crude energy attorney looking for a holiday romance.

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Between Hitting It Off With A Stranger and Delicious, Edible, Essential Oils

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 20 Nov 2023 17:48:00 +0000

Jessie is convinced that Chris will hit it off romantically with a friend of hers that she seems to know very little about. Chris is skeptical because it's not common that he really likes anybody any way. With the holidays coming up, we've also got you covered for gifts with another edition of the new fan favorite QVC segment.

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Between Not Needing A Man At All and Selling Milkshake Machines

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 13 Nov 2023 16:29:00 +0000

Chris profoundly declares that he'd rather Netflix and NOT chill. Jessie, on the other hand, loves an ice cream date. We unveil a new segment where Chris and Jessie can sell you ANYTHING and of course we close the show out with a look inside the world of daytime television and a whole lot of vodka.

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Between a Room Full of Organized Chaos and A Rant About E.L. Fudge Cookies

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 6 Nov 2023 16:29:07 +0000

Jessie and Chris try to get on the same page about their dream houses but run into some difficulty landing on a shared aesthetic. Chris cannot contain his strong feelings about the new and def not improved E.L. Fudge cookies but Jessie is in love with a soft and chewy sugar cookie. We wrap up this week's show with a Hallmark featuring a high powered book editor on wild ride of self discovery.

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Between Hundred Dollar Doll Houses and Open Toed Shoes In NYC

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 15:22:02 +0000

Chris is binging horror shows to get in the spirt of Halloween. Jessie is in her building miniature houses phase and no one can stop her. In place of a Hallmark, we unveil our first ever test run of the "Roast and Toast" segment focusing on the footwear of summer in New York City. Prepare yourself, because it for sure, is a test run.

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Between People Secretly Hiding In Your House and The Invention Of Pumpkin Spice

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 23 Oct 2023 15:24:31 +0000

Chris has been revisiting too much Tyra Banks content and realizing just how problematic she was. Jessie is getting to know her neighbors and trying to not let the fear of a stranger unknowingly living in her house ruin her vibe. Later we present an autumnally classic 'Hallmark' featuring the inventors of pumpkin spice and a trip to the homeland with tons of making out along the way.

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Between Too Many Dating Apps and Show Business

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 16 Oct 2023 15:47:20 +0000

Jessie is back on the dating apps and wants to know why everyone is ugly now but also, somehow not funny. Chris is fed up with showbiz, specifically Ryan Murphy and his obsession with putting hot people who can't act into his TV shows. All we know is we're doing a live stream for Halloween and the ticket link is below.

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Between Ballet As A Hobby and Day Time TV Choirs

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 9 Oct 2023 13:55:18 +0000

With Halloween coming up, Jessie is a little worried about being possessed by demon. Chris doesn't think you can be considered a ballerina unless you've been paid to dance. Plus a very sexy Hallmark with a couple of choir stars and a little rough passion in a public bathroom.

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Between Stealing Tuna And High Powered Private Detectives In Heels

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 2 Oct 2023 14:42:52 +0000

Chris and Jessie take a stroll down memory lane to relive the nightmare of some of their greatest food related embarrassments. Stolen tuna fish, weekends full of 15 doordash orders, and sneaking food out of the kitchen is just the beginning. Later we present a Hallmark straight from the 1940s with a couple of high powered private detectives in heels and capes hot on the case.

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Between Being 'She's All That'd' and Ranting and Raving

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 25 Sep 2023 15:16:57 +0000

Chris is tired of all the flirting that just goes nowhere. Jessie loves a good flirt and shows off her baller status by buying coffee for a hot 50 year old on the coffee line. Later, an aborted Hallmark leads to an epic Middle Children rant about housing that the world NEEDS TO HEAR.

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Between Male Therapists and Playing For Fun

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 18 Sep 2023 12:42:00 +0000

Chris has been riding a struggle bus on a freeway with no exits and is wondering when he can finally get off. Jessie wants to go to camp but doesn’t understand why all sports have to be played to win. We also feature a heartwarming hallmark featuring high powered toy executive decisions, an autumn in Vermont, and Ryan Reynolds chopping wood.

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Between Living in Vans and Having An Existential Crisis

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 11 Sep 2023 15:02:55 +0000

Jessie’s visit to the home of a friend with two children lights the fuse for and epic existential crisis. Is any place on earth safe for children? Does community still exist in modern day America? Should Chris and Jessie start a cult? All these questions and more, answered in this week’s action packed episode.

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Between The End of Movie Credits & Crushing Apples

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 4 Sep 2023 14:25:04 +0000

With the extinction of fun movie credit openings, Chris and Jessie discuss how they would start the movies they will be starring in. Jessie explains her plan to fix streaming, and Chris reveals his nit picks of “Schitts Creek”. Later we present to you a very jolly Hallmark filled with performers on the run in the little town within the town of Albany, NY.

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Between Hating Hot Tubs and Re-marketing Milk

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 28 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Jessie gets ready to push out of her comfort zone as she prepares for her first ever pole dancing class. Chris loves the concept of sex, but he can’t figure out why people like baths or hot tubs. Later we dial things back and simmer down with a wholesome rural Hallmark where we set out to save a million trees and a couple of hot farmers who’s business is being crushed by the non dairy craze.

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Between Unlikely Movie Recs & Selling Swatches

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 21 Aug 2023 23:48:00 +0000

What can we really say about steakhouses that are also a speakeasy? Necessary? Not likely. Chris tells the tale of his secret steakhouse adventure and admits to being knee deep in a rewatch of the “Fast and The Furious” franchise while Jessie has a fun interaction at the coffee shop initiated by her fun breakfast jewelry. Later we dig into possibly our most suspenseful Hallmark of all time. It has it all, secret identities, hot guys with big forearms on the farm, and high stakes strategies to sell more swatches.

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Between Puffy Eyes & Voice Recordings

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 14 Aug 2023 05:47:00 +0000

Jessie has a puffy eye, oh no! Chris is officially a Rumblehead, and we humble brag about working out. Does anyone actually like urgent care? We discuss dating app weirdness, Chris has been buying new furniture, new home = new him. We close with a gym vent including our opinions on short trainers.

Big announcement coming soon!!! Episode 150 next!

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Between Being Financial Gurus & Hashing Out School Trauma

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 7 Aug 2023 04:57:00 +0000

We kick this one off with a rich bit. Do thin rich people really have it all? Once we get back into our own personalities Jessie let’s us in on her lonely weekend. Chris has been out of the city reconnecting with nature. We get into a fun conversation reminiscing about high school trauma. Would you like to be part of a heist? Chris went on a deep dive about Ariana Grande, and we close chatting about her.

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Between Being Back & Being Back on Track

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 31 Jul 2023 22:32:00 +0000

We’re back, with lots to share! Jessie has a new relationship status and took Winnie to the vet (you go girl), Chris has been traveling and has a question: How do you feel about liars? After discussion we hop into a Hallmark since it’s been forevaaa: Love Is Wild, a silly veterinary adventure similar to Tiger King but more ethical!!

July flew by and we know it. We're getting back into the swing of things, big August plans for the Patreon y'all.

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Between Beach Vacations & Being Haunted

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 26 Jun 2023 04:00:00 +0000

We’re back! Chris is a lil bit sick, but has been busy trying to look great for Spain. Jessie’s family beach trip was a success! She loved the dynamic with her family, and it get us talking about the right way to make plans on vacation. Winnie is still avoiding the nail clippers, and Jessie’s watching a new Showtime show about scammers. Have you ever thought about joining an MLM business? Do you believe people can be haunted?

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Between Reality TV Blunders & Furniture Stores

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 12 Jun 2023 16:39:00 +0000

Has anyone ever thrown shade at you for singing? How do you feel about seagulls? Jessie is going on her family beach trip and bringing Tim! Chris just booked tickets to go to Spain for a beach trip too! We get into another Hallmark, this one is all about reality TV with all the usual humor.

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Between Bloomingdales Blues & Learning to Tailor

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 5 Jun 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Chafing season has arrived! Jessie wants to buy $1000 pants, Chris talks her out of it. All the new pants are low-rise anyways, how ridiculous! Jessie went shopping and Chris lets us in on how he feels about the stores she mentions. Do you agree prices are insane right now? We go over our retail gripes but make it funny. Do you have a good mattress recommendation for us?

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Between Mommunes & Being Landlords

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 22 May 2023 04:00:00 +0000

This great team is back! We chat about our summer plans, haunted hay rides, mommunes, communes and so much more in this one! We share how we want to live on the land and then catch up about Vanderpump Rules, what did you think about the finale? Chris got an air fryer, it has changed the game in his kitchen. We love a conversation episode!

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Between Doctors Without Borders & Brain Transplants

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 15 May 2023 17:00:00 +0000

Otis is sick with kennel cough, aw poor babe. Jessie hates going to the doctor but she powered through it! Do you have health insurance? This conversation leads us into a Hallmark about surgery: Doctors With Borders, we love getting to escape reality with you.

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Between Running from Hail & Basic Brunchers

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 8 May 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Chris’ birthday weekend in Denver went swell. His Red Rocks experience included hail, and he went to the aquarium! Jessie did end up going to karaoke with an open bar, guess what she sang? Have you watched Jury Duty yet? Chris watched the new Scream movie and is inspired to create a slasher. Jessie shares her brunch plans, and we close on a discussion about Improv and its impact on our lives.

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Between Having Perfect Pitch & Becoming GOT Girlies

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 1 May 2023 04:00:00 +0000

We kick this one off competing for no reason. Chris is traveling to Denver, and heading to a concert at Red Rocks to kick off his birthday weekend. Jessie’s morning started rough… Winnie had to get her nails cut. We’ve been working out and Jessie saw someone from her past at Orange Theory.

Can Jessie become a GOT girlie?

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Between TSA Psychos & Going Down Under

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 24 Apr 2023 06:14:00 +0000

Chris tells us about his TSA troubles, and how he prevailed in moments of chaos during the reunion party he hosted last week. Jessie has been doing well and kicks us off into another character building Hallmark: Claudia and Cliffy VanHuffington are back and in action people!

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Between Shallow LA & Terrible Dressing Rooms

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 17 Apr 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Chris is hosting the Love Is Blind reunion party! Jessie’s eye is swelling up but she’s making it through. We catch up about what we have going on, Chris shares info about a Bumble encounter, we discuss travel plans, Los Angeles, and much more. Jessie has been thrifting and finding all the finds, the travel to Brooklyn left her exhausted though.

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Between Mood Swings & Witch Worlds

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 10 Apr 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Greetings from the Himalayas. Do you wear Ugg boots? Chris is traveling and questioning Ugg’s manufacturing process, Jessie recently got back from Florida and her throat closed up. Spring is here! We finally pop into a Hallmark moment, Witches Of Sea-Salem: a behind the scenes peek as well as a sequel to our city witches movie a few weeks ago. We did the best we could okay!?

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Between Clown Manicures & Party Poopers

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 27 Mar 2023 14:44:00 +0000

Jessie got a manicure and we’re not so sure about it. Her sister is getting married: so we chat about the dress shopping, Jessie’s outfit for the event, as well as her upcoming travel plans. We discuss our party preferences, and find out how different our party expectations are. How long has it been since you’ve been to a good party? The Inn we would own would have extravagant parties, so Jessie makes it a must that she will throw a party this year!

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Between Owning a Farm & Romantic Carnivals

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Tue, 21 Mar 2023 00:27:00 +0000

Do you want to invest in a farm? Jessie pitches her idea to Chris who reveals holes in the plan. Another option is an apple orchard, and there are so many revenue streams. Jessie is longing for a pool, so she’s been suit shopping. Do you have a favorite fair food? What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? We finish on the topic of fitness, Chris might change his handle to @fitcarriebradshaw!

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Between the Humble Bus & Creating A Witch World

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 11:35:00 +0000

Chris is feeling like Susan Honeybaker today. We give our moods out of 10, and Jessie’s traveling vet has retired. Do you love the bus? Chris tells another story from the dog park and we close with a classic Hallmark: The Hunt For The Mirrorball Cape!

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Between Reality Raucous & Sunday Sermons

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 6 Mar 2023 17:25:00 +0000

Jessie misses her mans, send her some love! Chris catches her up on some Vanderpump Rules drama. What Bravo reality show would you most want to be a part of? We aren’t going to the gym today, we wish we could swim. Do you like being told what to wear at a wedding? We discuss situations where you are told what you have to wear. We close on MTV Next, have a lovely week!

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Between Middle Children Diner & Romantic Carnival Foods

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 27 Feb 2023 18:43:00 +0000

Jessie is feeling on top of the world! Chris is feeling great too without nuts in his diet, who know the cashews were affecting him so much. We chat about Jessie’s travel plans and her name phobia. Chris speaks on his doggy business ventures. Do you like rollercoasters? We’re split on them. Theme parks are so romantic, we love a romantic moment. We close with the Middle Children Diner.

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Between Terrible Oscar Films & Joining Cults

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 20 Feb 2023 16:25:00 +0000

We don’t love the weather right now. Would you ever live in Miami? Do you love picnics? What about the beach? Do you think you’d join a cult? We answer some of life’s big questions on this episode. Chris recaps Triangle of Sadness, Jessie recounts her experience with hand foot and mouth disease. Chris tells us how he feels about George Santos, and he has a show coming up!

We close with a conversation about pageants, running for class office, cookies and cheating.

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Between Gym Scammers & Hallmark Fails

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 13 Feb 2023 15:10:00 +0000

We both worked out today, what a moment! We feel so much better about ourselves when we sweat. Chris is going in and out of wanting to be in the city and wanting to leave, Jessie is a psychedelic researcher. We attempt a failed Hallmark, and then move on to a better conversation for our moods. What would you have done if you were on Made? We close on a conversation about Pamela Anderson and reality TV.

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Between Facing our Deeper Issues and Drag Race

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 6 Feb 2023 15:53:00 +0000

Jessie is triggered and shaken to her core. Do you have irrational fears? We chat about how to deal with bugs, therapy, Chris killing a mouse with his bare hands. A mushroom conversation ensues, and we go over our upcoming plans. We go deep about drag race, are you all caught up? We close with concert talk.

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Between Gen Z Fashion Faux Pas & Childhood Stressors

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 30 Jan 2023 16:27:00 +0000

Do you ever feel like you live in filth? Jessie sure does. Do you get starstruck around celebrities? We share some stories about celebrity interactions. Jessie thinks Chris is her go to person for strange or off the wall facts. Chris has acquired a new dresser and is still on his Gilmore Girls kick. How do you like your sex scenes in shows? We end this one with a praise for Gen Z. It’s a silly episode this week, we love it!

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Between Being Social Recluses & Rory Being The Anti-hero

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 23 Jan 2023 14:15:00 +0000

What the heck is thunder really? Chris gives us some insight into his dating life, and lets us into his self reliance dreams. Have you watched Gilmore Girls? Chris is watching again and Jessie looooves it! Do you want kids? What’s the best age to have them? We chat about starting a business, and how easy it would be to become a hoarder. To wrap up, we get an update about the wall painting that Chris attempted.

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Between Finally Seeing Tár and Movies Being Too Long

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 16 Jan 2023 14:22:00 +0000

Jessie has become a dog mom for a lil bit! We kick this one off talking about Tar, did anyone understand it? We break it down but it’s not really moving us. We get into a movie conversation before checking in with Jessie on her happenings and our seasonal depression. Chris is the best dog dad!

Should we take a creative retreat? How can we kick start our creativity? Maybe do an episodde out there?

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Between Getting Back into the Swing of Things & Marzipan, Marzipan, Marzipan

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 9 Jan 2023 13:01:00 +0000

2023 BABY!! Back and it feels so good, wow! Jessie has been living in filth and Chris rearranged his place. Have you ever tried marzipan? Would you build a gingerbread house all year round? Can we talk about skinny privilege when it comes to fashion? Jessie’s been watching old movies, Chris has been deciding to get Otis fixed. We’re so excited to push through these meh months and finish winter strong. What if we made January a super double fun month?

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Between Mickey at a Steakhouse & Ren Stevens

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 21 Nov 2022 14:33:00 +0000

Jessie had so much fun with her sister, and went out in a super casual outfit only to experience credit card roulette for the first time. Chris tells a funny story about when he was cast as “Chubby Gay Teen”, and we reminisce about Disney channel. Who would play us in our biopics? We close out with some opinions on Love Is Blind and Chris shares his opinion of Blacklist!

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Between Disgusting Children and Organizing Tulle

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:26:00 +0000

Why aren’t pets more appreciative!? Chris got a creepy foot massage, Jessie went home to see her parents. We haven’t spoken since pre-Halloween so we catch up hard. Jessie’s going to learn how to sew, our fires feel like they have been dimmed, and we wrap it all up with some hilarious improv: a couple silly prompts that will have even your most distant cousin giggling.

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Between Being Eaten by a Shark and Slowly Consumed by Bugs (Happy Halloween)

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 31 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Happy Halloween!! Chris has an unpopular opinion that he has to get off his chest, Jessie has a few custom ideas up her sleeve and will be ready for her party! Chris has been working with Netflix more for a Love Is Blind segment. We get into some “Would You Rather? later in the episode and they are pretty silly.

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Between Carving Pumpkins & Building Gingerbread Houses

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 24 Oct 2022 11:34:00 +0000

Why is Jessie’s bill so high!? She’s adulting today trying to figure out Con Ed and recently decided she’s throwing a Halloween party. Chris is moving through a rough patch in life, why doesn't fall ever go his way? Send him some support! Jessie tries to invite him to pumpkin carving, and a discussion about invites ensues. We end on an improv scene to lighten it up before we send off.

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Between Cleansing Craziness & Off the Rails Hallmarks

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 17 Oct 2022 06:13:00 +0000

THE OPERA IS BACK! Chris is on day 6 of no sugar (anyone else get gassy?), he tells us about his moviegoing experience and Jessie gives a monologue. We hop right into a silly but memorable Hallmark: Muffin Flop, an off the rails adventure in Wisconsin. Don’t you love our craziness?

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Between Apple Orchard Weddings Being Sugar Free

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 10 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Chris really wants to buy an apple orchard, the business opportunities are plenty! Jessie has been getting back into organizing and we have a discussion about hoarders and the show. We would love to plan weddings, and we do daydream a bit about other employment. Jessie describes her job at the toy factory, and we close out with owning land and making smores. We love yaaaa

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Between Greenland's Toughest Prisons & Jessie's Purple Coat

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 3 Oct 2022 13:04:00 +0000

Back at it after our break! Chris is disassociating and Jessie helps bring him back to reality. Lizzo opinions (Chris is going to the concert), a lovely purple coat was thrifted (Jessie buys it), and we compare prisons based on TV. When’s the last time you had a good cry? This episode is a fun ease back into our lives.

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Between Fall Is Coming & Amethyst Caves

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 19 Sep 2022 13:08:00 +0000

Hey you! Just an FYI that this is the last episode of the month! We both have a busy month so we will be back October 3rd refreshed and hilarious for the fall. We chat about Lea Michele’s broadway debut and then we leave you with a smashing Hallmark: Hearts Of Stone, an amethyst cave romantic adventure with a twist.

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Between School Of Rock and Professional Cuddlers

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 12 Sep 2022 06:26:00 +0000

This one’s smooth all the way through. Jessie’s never heard of Kidz Bop!?! Chris is thinking about hiring a professional cuddler so Jessie offers her services. He’s a bit down on things today. What is your stance on platonic cuddling. Isn’t School Of Rock the best? Jessie’s bringing her boy home, weeee! Wish her a happy belated if you missed her bday.

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Between Grocery Store Cashiers and Private Sorority Chefs

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 29 Aug 2022 13:01:00 +0000

We’re back and beautiful. Chris just got back from upstate with Otis and Jessie has been trying to get Winnie adjusted to having a dog around. What’s new in sex? Embarrassing story of the week is back: Jessie’s check out story. Chris remembers his RA days in college, and we chat about roommate issues. What a trip down memory lane. We love you!

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Between Fighting like Cats & Dogs and Connie's Caramels

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 22 Aug 2022 04:00:00 +0000

The intro today is sharp! Chris has been wiped out from keeping the pup inside, Jessie’s orange tutu made an appearance and she dropped her new podcast! Winnie is going to meet the boyf’s dog, it’s going to go well though. We hit a Hallmark today: Connie’s Cottage and World Famous Caramels, a creamy story that you’ll fall in love with.

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Between Stadium Concerts and Social Recluses

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 15 Aug 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Chris went to Lady Gaga and has some opinions. We love the Apple store, Jessie’s spent some serious time with the geniuses. She’s thriving but also found out her boyf runs cold, oh no! What does everybody sleep in? Chris has another wedding coming up, and the puppy is doing great. We close this one talking about some shows, and of course we love you!

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Between Magicians and Dream Birthdays

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 8 Aug 2022 13:36:00 +0000

Howdy! The energy this week is sure to make you laugh. Chris is a FATHER to a cute lil pup. We’re both heading to another wedding soon. Do you cry at weddings? Jessie describes her ideal 40th birthday party, complete with all the magicians you could want, as well as her ideal wedding dress. Chris is recommending Woodstock 99, a documentary about a crazy music festival. Lady Gaga on Thursday, weeeee!

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Between Sad Improv and Reconnecting Behind the Couch

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 1 Aug 2022 04:00:00 +0000

We’re back, full of energy, and guess what? We’re recording video! Jessie went to see 'Into The Woods' with Sara Bareilles and it was sooo good. Chris doesn’t have much going on but he fills us in on a couple fun things, going to see Lady Gaga is the highlight. IMPROV is back! We get into three silly scenes to close this one out. Lots of giggles this week!

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Between Serving Looks & Going Down Under

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 25 Jul 2022 04:00:00 +0000

110!!! Chris hasn’t been feeling quite himself lately so he’s been trying to go to Rumble more often. We both look haunting (in the good way). Jessie just got back from a visit to her friends farm in Tennessee, boy did they have a lot of chickens. We jump into a longer Hallmark that is a giggler for sure: Going Down Under, two British journalists visit the American South.

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Between Fall Fashion Fantasies and Disney Channel Original Movies

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 11 Jul 2022 13:18:00 +0000

Chris is back from Miami and it was HOT! Our distaste for the heat leads us into a conversation about the downfalls of summer, and how much we LOVE fall. Autumn is such a fashion statement, do you agree? Jessie’s been feeling really good, and her energy gets us into reminiscing about Disney channel original movies that we love. So much enjoyment to be had from this episode.

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Between Waking Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed and Selling The Diner

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 4 Jul 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Happy 4th if you're into that sort of thing. Chris woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, Jessie has been having vivid dreams. Have you ever done a dab? Jessie might go to a hot dog eating contest, and Chris is off to Miami to get back into his groove! We get the scoop about Jessie’s casino vacay, all is well with the BF. Improv is back for this week with three skits that happen to be quite funny: the diner, the return, and the catch up. Love youuu

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Between Traveling With Big Hats & Cynthia Being A Backstabber

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Jessie just got back from her trip, and brought back a big hat (Thanks Claire!). We discuss desserts, canker sores, a great H&M experience, sleeping through our gym classes, and so much more in this fab episode. We take a break from reality with a real funny Hallmark that’s sort of a pitch and a behind the scenes: One Note At A Time, “kinda like Pitch Perfect but better.”

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Between A Jetsetter Lifestyle and Hating Customs

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 20 Jun 2022 04:00:00 +0000

This one has video …. on Patreon!! Chris got back from Madrid, LA is next, wahoo! Jessie has a lot of fun coming up: the casino, an airbnb, her outdoorsy spirit and more. We tell a couple embarrassing stories and chat about massages and customs. Chris had a rough time getting back from Spain. Don’t you just love travel woes? We close on some funny banter about travel, and end on a good note.

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Between Flying Anxiety and Living in the Present

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 13 Jun 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Jessie is coming in HOT for this one, Chris is tired but he’s going to Spain (don’t worry we get the scoop)! We chat about travel/flight anxiety, we move into a clothing conversation. JESSIE HAS A BOYFRIEND, we love it. Chris reveals he was an exchange student, and we discuss international travel and how we used to be so carefree. We close with what our wedding dress would look like.

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Between Winnie the Warrior and Aquarium Kissing

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 6 Jun 2022 04:00:00 +0000

ANNOUNCEMENT: We’re making an update to the Patreon, so listen closely everyone. Winnie had a vet appointment and it’s a story! Jessie has an important moment coming up, she’s meeting the guy she’s been seeing’s friends, oooooh. We give a taste of a high Hallmark: A Christmas Reveal, a hilarious story about a dressmaker.

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Between Having Covid and Miniature Love

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 23 May 2022 04:00:00 +0000

We are anti rodents! To kick this episode off, Jessie killed a fly and Chris killed a mouse. Chris got covid for the first time and got got but he’s good now. Since he hasn't been in real life this week we jump in to a Hallmark movie. Angela Spambury is back in: No Love Too Small, a craft masterpiece!

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Between Losing Our Minds and Poor Customer Service

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 16 May 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Chris spaced recording but we recover gracefully, he got a haircut and it leads us into a discussion about Jessie’s hair because she’s due for a cut too. We discuss tattoos and Chris is fighting with a company so we get the inside scoop on the drama. We hate bad customer service and tell some stories to close out. This one is all about relatability baby.

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Between Finding Angela Spambury and Interior Design Masters

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 9 May 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Jessie has a new friend, and the story is such a dream! Did someone say mannequin? She loves it, her name shall be Angela Spambury. Jessie may have found her husband, ahhhhh!! We definitely missed the improvisation so we bring it, The Hallmark is back this week with some energy: A Man-sion In The Woods.

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Between Being Trapped In Portugal and Manifesting Balconies

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 2 May 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Episode One Hundred Baby!!! Thank you all for your continued support. Jessie made it back from Portugal after such a trip, we get the whole scoop and it’s a big one. She switched hotels, ate amazing food, and tested positive. Chris won’t move back to Brooklyn, and his birthday just passed so send him some praise if you missed it.

Can’t we just catch up?

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Between Being Bald and Perfect Birthdays

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 04:00:00 +0000

We chat about trichotillomania to intro this one! Can straight guys and girls be friends? Do you touch on a date? Chris is going to LA soon and got a haircut. Jessie went on a final date, and we’re making plans to catch one of those cruises soon! We close with a daydream about birthday vacations, filled with everything we could ever want. Wouldn’t it be great to have F U money?

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Between Wild Deer and Skunk Dreams

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 4 Apr 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Update from last week, Chris got left on read… We kick this week off with some hilarious conversation: chocolate bars, the body of Christ, and Chris’ recurring dreams. Then we chat about some shows/movies we’ve been into, short kings, and Jessie has a second date coming up. Chris is thinking about moving to Astoria, this one is jam packed with content thats sure to keep you listening.

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Between Butterscotch Fantasies and Classic Red Velvet

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Back at it again with some fire content. We open this one discussing Bad Vegan, it was sooo wierd. We then get into our dating lives: Chris recaps a Tinder date and Jessie had a FaceTime date and a date that ended differently than usual. Jessie tries to play matchmaker for Chris and it starts a conversation about his dating life. How much do you like cake?

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Between Sinking in the Mud & Tic Tacs for Love

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 21 Mar 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Chris is going through changes in his career and Jessie offers some support. Jessie had a pretty weird weekend, so she gives us the scoop and then tells us her plans to explore some new neighborhoods. We get into an embarrassing story submission that has us cracking up, and then we finish with a Hallmark pitch: Tic For Tack, a doctor story. How iconic!

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Between Big Dick Energy and Getting Sick Energy

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 14 Mar 2022 12:00:00 +0000

Wahoo! We kick this one off chatting about our travel plans coming up. Which leads us into a discussion about our dreams of cruising and how we would act on a cruise. Chris is back on dating apps. We read an embarrassing story that will make you worry about a gurgling in your stomach, and finish with Dr. Death/medical malpractice.

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Between Turquoise Caves & Susan's Son's Graduation

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 7 Mar 2022 12:00:00 +0000

Jessie saw Wicked again and definitely has some opinions. Chris’s voice is on a Netflix podcast! Go check out ‘We Have The Receipts’ to hear more of him. We don’t have much going on this week so we chat about some TV and then get into a Hallmark: Susan Misses Her Son's Graduation ,a descriptive turquoise adventure!

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Between Hot Flight Attendants and Lilo & Mitch

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 28 Feb 2022 14:41:00 +0000

Chris just got back from Tampa, he had a very pleasant time and got an amazing tarot card reading. Jessie found some cute shoes and is back working on self-love instead of self-worth. We get back into the Hallmark Movie Of The Week: Love In The Cards, such a funny script about rich women.

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Between Gold Medals and Hunting a Moose

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 14 Feb 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Happy Valentine’s Day you babes! The beginning of this one is giggly. Chris went to see Casey Muskgraves and definitely has some thoughts. Jessie rewatches some Disney movies that she forgot were good. Chris is taking a trip to New Orleans so that should be fun. We get into our dating lives, our favorite romantic gifts and moose hunting to finish it off.

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Between Tongue Rocks and Breakfast Bars

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 7 Feb 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Jessie’s back and her voice sounds lovely!! She gives us the update on how she’s feeling and what she’s been going through. Chris saw Six The Musical and Phantom Of The Opera. Which gets us into other musicals we like, what kind of apartments we want to live in, and hone in on the vibes we want.

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Between Hot Physical Therapists and Fantasy Dates

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 17 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Jessie missed her PT appointment for her neck, we talk about it and decide to get Chris to a doctor. Our conversation moves to sex and it’s a laugh for sure. We get into Chris’ greatest fantasy romance which is such a dream. Jessie then tells her fantasy too and its soooo bomb.

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Between Bowling with No Bumpers and Six Story Brownstones

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Jessie pulled a muscle under her chin and we discuss how our NYE plans were: Chris got an awesome house tour and met some people, Jessie stayed in! We’ve been Tindering a bit, going on bowling dates (Jessie used to be in a league), and simply having fun. To close this one we spitball date ideas that Jessie suggest for the second date.

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Between Going to London and Finding Our Self Worth!

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 3 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Guess who’s baaaaack?! Jessie is now a world traveler and shares it all about her trip to London. She’s truly finding herself!! We have a wonderful talk about self-worth, understanding self needs, and so much more! This chick has standards and she’s holding herself to them. Chris is also thinking about taking a solo trip too, especially after witnessing this growth. We’re out here living our best versions of ourselves. So happy to be back.

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Between Antique Recording Studios & Why Is Davina Back!?

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 29 Nov 2021 05:00:00 +0000

Jessie had her clavicle debut, and a great time in Hudson. Chris bought his most expensive dress yet for his upcoming show, it’s a tear away!! We give a recap of Selling Sunset S4, and then get the scoop on Jessie’s dating life (She hung out with a cute British man!) We close out with a discussion about our exercise routines and how we push through.

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Between Broadway Shows and Winter Flower Festivals

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 22 Nov 2021 16:44:00 +0000

Chris LOVES The Waitress, he tells us some stories to kick this week off! Jessie bought some tickets too because her sister is coming to town. We get into some funny stories about the Post Office and then catch up about our upcoming plans. We slide into a Hallmark: Love Blooming, seriously hilarious you can’t miss it.

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Between Meeting Your Heroes and Finding Your Spotlight

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 15 Nov 2021 05:00:00 +0000

We did a live Hallmark last night in upstate NY!! Chris has been having trouble sleeping again and we do some catching up before getting into the Hallmark: Framed For Love, a Valentines Day smash hit. Such a good one. We love it!!

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Between Getting Bangs and Solo Traveling

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 8 Nov 2021 15:36:00 +0000

Jessie got BANGS!!!! It’s a big deal so throw her a compliment if you have the chance. She’s also off the dating apps and for good reason, the explanation is golden. We therapize each other on the dating front, and hit self love hard. We’re all struggling in different ways. Jessies reveals she bought a ticket to London for the holidays, can anyone say best life? We close with a discussion about solo traveling and ghost stories.

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Between Being Productive and Clown Fuckers

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 1 Nov 2021 06:00:00 +0000

Chris has been SUPER productive these past couple days. We get into some PE horror stories and other gym woes. Jessie gives us the scoop from Jessieland, she went out in Brooklyn and took some shots. We talk about pre nups and marrying for money before the time gets away from us. It’s nice when that happens once in awhile, it feels organic. If you need more hit the Patreon, you won’t regret!

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Between The Light Rail and Love Off The Tracks

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 14:26:00 +0000

Jessie’s Denver trip was sweet, she almost had a total rom com moment. Someone spit in Chris’s mouth one time, and Jessie gave her number out and got one text before it went nowhere fast. We get into the Hallmark: Love Off the Tracks, a hijacker love story. We love you! Have you checked out the Patreon recently? Go do that y'all.

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Between Throwing Up in a Briefcase and Becoming a Step Dad

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 18 Oct 2021 15:51:00 +0000

Chris is feeling much better this week, Jessie’s been having phone problems and she’s going to Colorado so we get her packing plans. We tell some drunk subway stories, and then get into the banger Hallmark movie you’ve been waiting for! The title is High Altitude Love, the cannabis PR love story we needed. Make sure you check out the Patreon if our week off made you miss us!!

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Between A Manifestation Workshop and A Dilapidated Farm

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 4 Oct 2021 03:15:00 +0000

80 baby! Jessie signed up for a manifestation workshop, she’s super stoked! Chris is headed to Scotland, wahoo! Do you think we would be good contestants on any shows? We chat about our dating lives a bit before getting into a sidesplitting Hallmark: From Shambles To Shimmers, a love story. If you haven’t checked out the Patreon you’re really missing out!!

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Between Chris Being Sick and Improv Parties

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Tue, 28 Sep 2021 13:28:00 +0000

Chris has a cold, awwww, but he’s going to Scotland soon for a week so that should be very cool. Jessie has been reorganizing, and not much happening in her love life (but she is talking to a conventionally hot man.) Her Adderall vacation is going splendid, she has so many redecorating plans and she’s not drinking too much coffee. We end a short improv and of course a praise! Love ya babes.

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Between A Ring of Fire and A Ring of Love

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 20 Sep 2021 22:13:00 +0000

Our joints are sooo loud. Chris has another wedding to go to, jeez thats like 5 this year. Jessie’s on vacation from her Adderall, and got a 5 star massage. We’re both doing pretty regular, so we jump into the Hallmark pitch that’s not so regular: Ring Of Love, a wedding planning fiasco. Do you love us? Have you even checked out the Patreon? Please do that!

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Between Jessie's Birthday and Sea Salted Cantaloupe

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 13 Sep 2021 15:33:00 +0000

Jessie’s birthday just passed. Do you buy yourself a bday present? Chris went to a wedding and had a hell of a time. He could probably use a car these days. Jessie’s preparing for a conversation with her landlord and then we get into the Hallmark movie of the week: Extra Love, a hilarious gum filled adventure. Leave us a review people!!

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Between Flirting With Married Men and Button Family Farms

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Tue, 31 Aug 2021 22:56:00 +0000

Chris went to wedding and met.a lot of nice people and superb makeup artists. Jessie had an incredible shopping day and flirted with a guy in a coffee shop. How does everyone manage their eyebrows? The Hallmark this week is a stoner adventure: Higher Love, always romantic. We love you angels. Will you please give us a rate/review/subscribe?

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Between Hoppy and Poppy

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 08:52:00 +0000

Chris is feeling young AND strong! Jessie’s got a new smoking utensil. They’ve both been going out a bit, and having some fun. Chris knows all of the random animal facts too, and always delivers them at the perfect time. The Hallmark pitch this week is pretty magical: From Hoppy To Poppy! We have exciting news coming up soon! Live everyday like you’re the oldest gang.

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Between Flightless Birds & Famous Ostriches

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 16 Aug 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Back in person again and it feels so good! This one has a ton of giggles. Chris is off dairy and carbs for as long as possible, Jessie has a new tailor that she looooves and she had a date with no chemistry. The Hallmark this week is all about an ostrich documentary that goes big: Putting Your Neck Out For Love, hopefully showing soon!! We live for you dears: rate, review, and subscribe!

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Between Painting Walls and Whittling Hearts

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 9 Aug 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Jessie’s been painting her apartment and it looks sooo good. Very much her style, we might even get an Instagram tour. Chris has been upstate and nothing too exciting is happening, he needs to start dating. Jessie shares an awkward date experience, we catch up a lil about Real Housewives and then get into the Hallmark. This week it’s Wittle My Heart, a Montana gallery adventure. Smash that Patreon subscribe button y’all!

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Between Being A Resourceful Human and A Terrible Matchmaker

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 2 Aug 2021 09:22:00 +0000

We back, we back! Chris is a very resourceful human, and Jessie is feeling very confident! Chris has a Drag Show soon, and gives some insider info. Jessie went dancing and is going with the flow with her body. We get into improv and the topics include: a restaurant interview, a math audition, and a practice date (she’s trying to set Chris up but completely forgot who it was). Just a classic in person day today, what more could you want?

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Between Teen Dance Competitions and Love In Alaska

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 26 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

WOW! We’re back and fresh this week and it’s epic. Jessie went on a pretty nice date that ended really cute. We talk about some throwback dance routines and our sleep habits. The Hallmark this week has to do with Christmas in July, and the banter in this one is incredible. It’s titled: Love in Love, we want it so bad. Write us some reviews, send in some embarrassing stories, and join Stuck In The Middle on Facebook!

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Between The Middle Seat and Middle School Theater Teachers

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 19 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Chris tells us about Ve-gas, it was pretty pricey but he still had an okay time but would prefer a cruise. Jessie went to a lawyer party and is headed to Austin and all sorts of events. This gal get out and about! We talk about our least favorite things when it comes to planes. This one has low segments but is pure conversation gold. We end with a singular improv scene: teacher/student at a TV Studio. We have fun here y’all, love ya!

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Between Slutty Slot Machines and Tim McGraw Backup Dancers

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 12 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Ep 69, this week is a riot! Chris is in his new room. Jessies been going to the rock climbing gym and Chris has been going to boxing classes. We love casinos, Chris is heading to Vegas and we drool over them slots. Before we get into the Hallmark, Chris has a funny movie story about going to see the Purge alone. The picture this week is a casino robbery love story: What Happens in Vegas, Slays in Vegas! Check out the Patreon and the Facebook group Stuck In The Middle y’all!

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Between Being Together and Leaving a Light for You

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 28 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

We are back in the same room together and better than ever!!! Chris is trying to hook up with a doctor and Jessie is living her freest life possible. This episode is pure giggles from the beginning to the end! The Hallmark episode will have you in stitches: Leave A Light On For Me, a little mountain town has a lot of love!! Rate and review y’all, give us that 5-stars!

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Between The Summer Of Sin and Middle Aged Sororities

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 21 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Jessie might join a rock climbing gym, Chris is going to take a boxing class! We have a bachelorette party this weekend for the Tays’!! Chris tells us about another party he went to and was happy to just be talking to someone, Jessie gives us the dating scoop and has two tales each with their own happy ending! IMPROV this week is on point: a sorority rush party, and wedding planning with no budget. The praise to the praises is a must, we frickin’ love y’all!

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Between Demon Meter Maids & Pelican Weddings

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 14 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Jessie is on her family vacation and she’s relaxing big time! Chris is headed towards NYC from Albany. We almost get into embarrassing stories, and then swerve right on into a Hallmark pitch: Yes We Peli-Can, this one is truly hilarious, lots of giggles to be had in this flock. Produced by Angelina Jolie. We end with some killer praise: Amanda you are truly an idol! Remember to keep up with that Patreon page y’all!

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Between Flying Economy and Level Headed Middle Schoolers

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 7 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Jessie had another lil date, look at her go, honey! She’s prepping for the family beach trip, and we might create a beer flavored ice cream. This leads us to a funny conversation that includes how horrible airlines are, to the generational age gap in Real Housewives. We decide to do improv this week, hopefully we’ll have a real stager soon! Scenes include: a celebrity dressing room and a sleepover!! We end with a killer praise, 6/3 is officially Middle Children Day!

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Between Bad Dates & Getting Loved

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 31 May 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Jessie went on a date with a Zookeeper, Chris blocked someone on Instagram. We both are loving Olivia Rodrigo, and Chris is coming back to New York, WAHOOO!! We get into a super duper Hallmark: Get Loved, featuring a hilarious on-air date and more than usual shenanigans. We must end with praise, so we do: BK you are the frickin' best! Have you checked out the Patreon for all of the xtra goodies?

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In Between Disney Princesses Turned Vixens and Finding Love in Nashville

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 24 May 2021 12:00:00 +0000

Chris is leaving LA at the end of the month and has had quite an annoying time at his Airbnb, Jessie is going to Nashville! Chris loves that city and tells some stories about it. When’s the last time everyone’s gone out for night of drinking? We talk about living it up and then get into some improv: a drained bank account, and a service industry conversation. We end with praise from Chelsea, thanks you!

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Between Real Life Thrifting & Fantasy Pharmacy Feuds

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 17 May 2021 03:24:00 +0000

Jessie’s been thrifting a bunch, sometimes ya just need to upgrade your wardrobe. We have a submission embarrassing story of the week: Tiff Got Condoms. We even get to make up our own embarrassing stories, a new spin on a favorite segment. The Hallmark movie this week: Right Aid. The praise this week is uh-maz-ing, Janet is the bomb.

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Between Rollerblading as an Activity & Thriving as a Verb

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 10 May 2021 12:07:00 +0000

Jessie’s been doing some serious blading, Chris might move back to NYC. Jessie is seriously thriving as of recent, and we love that. Do you like Hearts Of Palm? How do we feel about forehead kisses on the first date? We get into improv so Chris can keep it together. The skits include: TGI Friday’s, the wrong response to I Love You, and and Intruder. We wrap it up with some praise from tidesandpines, we love y’all!!

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Between Lip Beans and Missy Elliot Battles

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 3 May 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Chris runs on Dunkin’, and the people in LA do not get it. Jessie went on a virtual date and the guy was totally smoked out. She’s in her peak so her goals are redirecting!Jessie visited a doctor for a lip bean. We get on about doctors, and it leads us into the Hallmark movie of the week: Crash Or Cruise!! We end with some friends praise, thanks hiptothejive! Hit up the Patreon for more belly laughs y’all!

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Between Tim McGraw & Casper Who Ghosts

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 26 Apr 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Jessie was late and Chris a pushover, so we’re in a fight. Jessie’s back on her Adderall again and gives us the synopsis of Troop Beverly Hills, because Chris hasn’t seen it. We have a Middle Child of the Week: Angel, gosh darn rockstar you are! Jessie’s super wild so she kicks the Hallmark movie off this week: In Between Tim McGraw and Casper the Friendly Ghost. We end with some praise aye! Thanks Femaleweightlifter, ICONIC!

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Between The Queen Of Versailles and The Princess Of Sunflower Stations

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 19 Apr 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Jessie’s neighbors have been getting frisky, and she has a story of her own that is soo relatable. We talk about the We Work Documentary and then get into MCOTW: Melissa you rockstar! Since we’re feeling so creative we jump into the Hallmark: Sunny Jingles, this one will have you crying laughing/ . We end with praise, we love you femaleweightlifter, this one was a banger!

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Between Googly Eyes and Illiterate Lawyers

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 12 Apr 2021 12:00:00 +0000

This show is bicoastal! Chris is in LA. We talk about being heavy on our feet, Jessie LOVES eyes, and Chris is loving getting up early. Jessie’s embarrassing story is about that time she got acupuncture. This week we choose improv over the Hallmark. They go from emergency room to museum to lawyers office and it’s a freakin’ howl. We end with some amazing praise, thanks Katie!!! We love all the reviews :)

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Between The Phantom of the Opera and Settling For Less!

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 5 Apr 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Red Alert: CHRIS HASN’T SEEN PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. Jessie bought roller blades, watch out for this bad bitch! We catch up for a bit before getting into the Hallmark movie of the week: Settling For Less AKA Sister Act 3. Sound off in the Facebook group if you think Jessie should have settled, and is Applebees an appropriate first date? WE close with praise as always, thanks mamatiariley! We love you all!

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Between Hot Dog Noodles and Dairy Farm Theater

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 29 Mar 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Chris shares his guilty pleasure: The Chris Burns special, Winnie gained some weight and Jessie deleted the Seamless App. We get into what we’ve been getting into, and then the Hallmark movie of the week takes over: When You Gnome, You Know. Jaw dropping dairy farm comedy. We end with a fantastic praise from Fanny. Have an amazing week!

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Between Living in a Horse & Promiscuous Reception

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 22 Mar 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Winnie and Jessie are like cheese and crackers, Chris is allergic to cats but wouldn’t mind a dog! We get into a recap of The Revenant, and end up chatting about what we’ve been watching. IMPROV is back again this week and we couldn’t be happier, Chris does a hilarious straight guy impression. We close this week with a lengthy praise from Sammy, truly incredible. We can’t wait to do a live show!

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Between Dr. Heavenly and Getting Too Emu-tional

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 15 Mar 2021 04:00:00 +0000

We are on frickin’ fire today! Do you sleep naked? We don’t. I Love That For You is back!! Chris is loving Married to Medicine, Jessie’s loving candles. We both love Mandy Moore and Jessie’s been creating a playlist to get ready to. We bring back the Improv and its damn good ( there’s three skits). Thank you for your review Jenn, we loved your praise you rock star! We’ve mentioned the Patreon but it doesn’t hurt to remind all the new Middletons too!

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Between Filling With Rage and Screaming In Fear

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 8 Mar 2021 05:00:00 +0000

Jessie’s fired up this morning and Chris is getting the vaccine! This week’s episode is fast paced and fun. Jessie has an embarrassing story from Chris’s neck of the woods, and it involves ladders. The Hallmark this week is a mashup of improv and role-play: Fright Fest, the not horror film turned cult-classic! There’s a lot to laugh about this week. We end with praise from a first timer! Woooohoooo!!

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Between Airbnbs and Penelope in the City

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 1 Mar 2021 05:00:00 +0000

Jessie is thriving and her apartment is stunning! She has some incredible news: her pilot for Forgotten Animals has released! Chris has left the city and feels relieved, so relieved that he’s going to be doing some AirBnb stints around the country to see where he’s going to land next! We get into the specifics of moving to LA for a month, Jessie feels the opposite and wants to put down roots. The Hallmark this week will have you in stitches: Act Three. We end with some praise from our most recent review! Love ya, kisses!

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Between Potato Bar Weddings and Breaking the News

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 22 Feb 2021 13:00:00 +0000

EPISODE 50!!!!

Chris is mighty! He’s been cleaning up his apartment, moving furniture and taking down shelves. Jessie is getting a new dresser. We do a short news anchor bit and get into a deep wedding conversation! The Hallmark movie of the week is back: The Heart Nursery, a hilarious interview that ends in love. We end with praise, thanks maybe Whitney! Check out the Patreon y’all!

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Between Sexting at Church and Bullying Grandmas

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 15 Feb 2021 13:00:00 +0000

Wahoooo!! Jessie’s back in the city, she got rid of a bunch of old clutter and is thriving! Chris is gonna be moving soon. We have an embarrassing story from the holidays, a nude photo in church is just as embarrassing as you’d think! We talk about college a bit, student films we were in, and then get into some IMPROV, so funny. We end with praise from Nati! Love you all!

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Between Cherry Trees and an Inn Saving Talent Show

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 8 Feb 2021 13:00:00 +0000

We show you how the sausage is made to start this one off. Chris is finally an uncle, congrats!!!! Jessie’s heading back to the city. We hate texting guys because it sucks and the Middle Child of the week this week is epic, truly epic! The Hallmark pitch is back, and we might even put some improv in it (and maybe an audition)! This week’s title: Two Hands, One Muff. We end with a quick praise. Have you checked out the Patreon?

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Between Volunteer Detention and Geriatric High School Musical

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 1 Feb 2021 13:00:00 +0000

Everyone shake those pills! We are back and we are bold. Jessie’s back on Grey’s Anatomy, and we get into embarrassing stories with a submission to start: it’s a short detention slam poem. The Middle Child of the Week is a nomination Tracey you are phenomenal! How was your 21st birthday? We serve another week of improv so we start with some submitted ideas! We’re giving the improv another week to marinate with you, we’ll make a decision on it soon. Don’t worry the Hallmark will be back though. We end with praise, thanks SG, we are obsessed with you!

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Between Jessie's Standing Desk and Auditions From Hell

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 25 Jan 2021 13:00:00 +0000

Did you miss us? We did scales for the opener! Jessie got a standing desk, great for the hips. Chris got a neon hat, Carhartt even! We get into embarrassing stories starting with a submission that is embarrassing, but we do have some words for it. We do a round of I Love That for You, Jessie loves weighted blankets and Chris is loving sewing. Instead of a Hallmark this week we share some improv scenes that are so funny. Let us know if you like them please!! We end with a praise from ash, heyyyy!

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Between An Unfortunate Road Trip & Murder In A Jiffy

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 18 Jan 2021 13:00:00 +0000

We’re holding on!! This week Jessie trying to make it count with the rest of her time with her parents, Chris has a nephew on the way, yippee!! Embarrassing submission this week comes from Kelly! Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever went #2? The Hallmark movie is so cute this week: Murder Inn. A True Crime Masterpiece. We end with a praise from UnsungHeroes! Leave us a review please!

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Between Instagram Horror Stories & The Best Western

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 11 Jan 2021 13:00:00 +0000

Chris is back in the city, it’s hanging on by a thread. He’s been watching RHONY, Jessie loves that.. We get into embarrassing stories with Lindsay’s social media disaster! The Hallmark movie this week is a southern western smash, Best Little Music Shed In Texas. We end with some praise from Colorado! Love you all! Keep sending in your submissions and don’t forget the Patreon!

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Between Objecting To Love and Dispensary Travels

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 4 Jan 2021 13:00:00 +0000

New Year New Us!! Well kinda… Jessie watched The Invisible Man, it was sooo good. We get into embarrassing stories with a submission, its a bit poopy.. Chris then tells about a run in with a mean kid, and Jessie shares about her 5th grade musical. Middle Child this week is Travis, congrats dude! This weeks Hallmark pitch: The Bodyguard Pt. 2, a hilarious comedy romance. We end with praise like always, love ya hilaria! Happy New Year everyone

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Between Crafting & Starting a Cult

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:51:00 +0000

How are we this week?! Chris has been obsessed with Wild Tuna, Jessie’s been watching Tiny Pretty Things. We’ve been having a rough time figuring out our next moves, Chris is going to be moving home for bit. We chat about The Invisible Man, and then get into a Hallmark movie. It’s titled ‘Beaded With Love, a true cult classic that takes place in Upstate New York. We finish with our last praise of 2020, fiftyatlast we love you so much!

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Between Being Gifted Socks and Glitter For Christmas

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 21 Dec 2020 13:00:00 +0000

We’re having a bit of a rough time here these days. We’re feeling trapped but we’re trying to get our heads on straight. We have a smelly feet embarrassing story submission to start. Then we jump in to the Hallmark because we need a mood change. We go holiday themes this week: Glitter For Christmas, Let’s Have A Gay Olde Time!!! We brought something to the holidays that nobody saw coming. We want more nominations for all of the segments! Always ending with praise, you are the gift that gave to us!

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Between Hotel Fantasies and Christmas Spells

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 14 Dec 2020 13:00:00 +0000

What’s poppin, we start with a little catching up. Things are fine this week, Jessie’s been having a relationship problem so we talk it out. We have to dedicate this episode to Frieda Middleton, we love ya! Then we flip it around and get into embarrassing stories with a submission! The Hallmark pitch is a midwestern smash: Going Live With Love! We share praise from podcastbitch, you are truly amazing! Byeee

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Between Julia Roberts and Seven Evil Short Men

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 7 Dec 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Back at it again! Are middle children clumsy people? Jessie broke a glass and we segue into embarrassing stories with a submission! Jessie took a Jiu Jitsu class and choked out her love interest! We chat about a Julia Roberts flick, and sidetrack into the Hallmark pitch: a rock climbing adventure titled, Love On The Rocks. A seriously funny think tank of a movie! We have a praise from an essential worker, thanks Chip! Kisses everyone!

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Between Passing Out In Snow Banks & Christmas Cottages

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 13:00:00 +0000

It’s been a rocky week!! We get into it, Jessie’s still dating, Chris has been feeling anxious. Our first segment is embarrassing stories, Jessie goes first with an art show edible fiasco, Chris got too high and we have a submission! We do a round of I Love That For You which hasn’t been done in a few episodes!! The Hallmark movie this week: Burning A Christmas Love Story, an Alaskan adventure!! We end with praise from a mom!! Love ya!

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Between Running Late and Matching Velvet Gowns

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 23 Nov 2020 13:00:00 +0000

We’re recording early in the day on this one! We catch up after Jessie woke up late and then get into embarrassing stories. Chris goes to a party and trips, Jessie goes to the same party and has issues with a communal table! We love our girl Hannah Berner! Then the Hallmark pitch: Blizzard Of Love, the sweetest yet! We end with a praise, Jenna you are a true middle!! This was a fun one, love ya!

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Between Food Poisoning and Cupid's Retirement

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 16 Nov 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Chris bought a Christmas tree! We talk about how our weeks have been, Chris might build a master bathroom, super smart kids, RHSLC, and then get into our first segment. Embarrassing Stories kicks off with a submission, thanks for all of them everyone! The Hallmark is so good this week, Love In The Globe. We end with some serious praise, we love you Manny! Live everyday like you’re the oldest people!

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Between Election Anxiety & Drug Filled Stuffed Animals

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 9 Nov 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Happy holiday, we’re back and this drops on a holiday. We’re stressed about the election, and life in general. Chris is in love with a Steve, he’s a mathematician. Chris’s tweet went viral, and we get the scoop on Jessie’s love life. We do embarrassing stories differently this week, taking a submission!! Thanks Middleton Anne! Chris shares one about a wine shark, and they both reveal how terrible they are with wine glasses. The Hallmark is another big hit: Bad Liar, absolutely hilarious. Chris does the praise in a Midwestern accent. We love you!

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Between Hogging Bathrooms and Flying Pigs

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 2 Nov 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Coming in hot after an AMAZING live show, we are feeling so good!! We recap the show a bit, Chris went all out with his costume, and we love candles. Our first segment this week is embarrassing stories: Jessie’s homecoming bathroom fiasco, Chris’s Kale Explosion. We want your segment ideas so send them in please! The Hallmark movie this week: Les Pibalagwe, a marketing dream come true! We take it home with some praise, we friction love our fans!! Xoxoxo

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Between Fighting Understudies & Olive Vineyards

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 26 Oct 2020 12:00:00 +0000

It’s live show week, get your tickets or miss the best show ever!! 10/28/20 7:30pm!!! We are so ready. Jessie kicks it off by sharing a story about her BF cooking for her, we get the whole scene, and her make out stories, WAHOO!! Chris doesn’t have that much going on… or does he!? He’s really loving Jennifer Hudson. We are super chatty so the first segment is the Hallmark pitch: Dr. Grape. We end with a big praise, we’re looking for our 6’2 6’3 also baybeee!

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Between Eating Too Much Candy and Zooey Deschanel

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Back again! Jessie had a date that was sooo fun, we unpack it. Embarrassing stories Halloween edition: Jessie would destroy her candy before coming home, Chris went to a high school party that was NOT a costume party. We got a nomination for Middle Child of the Week: Jenna, we see you, and we love you! The Hallmark pitch: See Sick!! We end with praise, Maria we give you 5 Stars and would love an Oreo sandwich!

Live Show, 10/28/20 7:30pm! Get your tix!

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Between Catering for your Crush and Mermen Marriages

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Better start thinking about costumes, the live show is coming up quick, 10/28/20 7:30pm! ! We’ve been productive, and Jessie got Chris a merman ornament! She went on a date, and we love that! Embarrassing Stories this week: Jessie ends up in a ditch, Chris cooks with his crush. No Middle Child this week, but we would love your submissions! The Hallmark movie: Heads Or Tails, such a fantasy! Thanks for the praise PrairieGirl2013, you made our week babe!

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Between Swimming in Boy's Clothes and Drive-In Movies

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 5 Oct 2020 12:00:00 +0000

It’s our thirtieth episode and we are soooo grateful for you all! Big announcement today: we are doing another live show, 10/28/20 7:30 PM, Spooktacular Halloween theme, yippeee!! Jessie’s loving CBD, it just brings out her personality. Chris is loving his big water bottle, hydrate or die-drate family. The Hallmark movie this week is wonderfully long for your listening pleasure: Love On A Budget!! We always end with a praise from a Marsha, what a babe!!

Check out the Stuck in the Middle facebook group for laughs, community, and information about the upcoming live show!

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Between Penelope The Emu & Psychic Hypnotists

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Jessie’s on vacayyy!! Some super funny vacation stories coming at you, while Chris is feeling at a crossroads with life. Jessie’s loving her new papier maché emu, Penelope, and Chris just doesn’t understand art. Chris is really loving goldfish crackers, an exciting journey! The Hallmark movie this week is titled: The Vision Of Love. Our ending praise is amazing. Check out our Patreon friends!

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Between Face Planting Into Crotches and A Jewish Sister Act

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 21 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Yippee!! Monday’s the best day since Middle Children releases, duh! We have quite the catch-up before our first segment. Embarrassing Stories: Chris’s chair breaks and Jessie’s been hit by falling shoes. The Hallmark movie this week is titled ‘Wifi On The Prairie’ and it’s a gosh darn hit! Ending with praise is our favorite, thanks for the review Kelley and Shelley, absolutely iconic!!! We love all you Middletons!

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Between Absolutely Weeping and Life's A Circus

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 14 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

It was Jessie’s birthday!! Go wish her a happy belated if you missed it, she had a magical day. We need a Middle Children production building, can you imagine it!? We’re loving 90 Day Fiance still, but we’re not gonna talk about it much. Jessie’s loving birthday cards and Claire making her gifts, Chris loves a face roller and a fairy light. Kayla’s getting a shoutout for the Middle Child of the Week this week! The Hallmark movie is a submission: Love’s A Circus, we love it. Always ending with a praise, thanks Yayayayaya!

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Between Eating Salmon In The Morning and Our Famous Soufflé Before Christmas

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 7 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Coming in hot after that live show!! Wow thank you so much everyone, that was incredible we want to keep that happening. Chris is loving 90 Day Fiance, Jessie’s loving coconut whipped cream with her Arctic Zone... Instead of doing a Middle Child of the week, this week we’re shouting out Lauren Datz, a true manager and star. The Hallmark movie pitch is 'Stirring Up Love,' and you guessed it's another hit!

We end with a praise, Jill you rock!! Find us all over the internet people!

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Between Party City and Bumble Fook

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

We’re ready to rock this week! Jessie’s looking thin and things are working out at her parents. Chris is heading back to Albany. A dating conversation ensues, Jessie’s dating and may have found Chris a man! Shoutout Lauren Datz, she’s the best! Embarrassing Stories Work Edition: Chris’ serving blues, Jessie’s embarrassing days at MTV, and more! The Middle Child this week is David Letterman and strap in for the Hallmark pitch: Bumble-what?, a true box office smash. We end with praise, this week is special because we hit 700 reviews!

Don’t forget the Patreon if you want that extra good. Oh, the 09/02 Live Show yo!

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Between Winning William and Dating a Puzzle Maker

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 24 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Chris is ready to get out of the city again, Jessie got ready to go to a dispensary. We think we should be writing Selling Sunset, but we're loving it nonetheless. Jessie’s loving Richard Jewell an epic movie, Chris is a fan of San Pellegrino. The duo have a chat about dating, and then get into the Middle Child of the Week: the Tres Amigas!! This week’s Hallmark Pitch: Baguette It! We always end with praise.

September 2nd, Live Show, don’t forget. Smiles!

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Between Getting Away with Murder and Singing In Perfect Harmony

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

When we recorded this it was Middle Child Day, woooaah! Our boyfriends are doing great, and this week is so good. It’s a long I Love That For You: Jessie’s been loving water, Chris’ skincare routine has been popping off. Hallmark pitch this week: The Power Of Love, a smash hit musical. Don’t forget about the 09/02 Live Show babes! We hope to see you all there!

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Between Passing Out In A Supermarket and Finding The Ghost Orchid

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 10 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Yesss, it’s Monday!! We kick right into embarrassing stories: Jessie’s Blood Fiasco, Chris’ Doctor’s Office Girlfriend. A careful consideration for Middle Child of the Week: Warren Buffett, what a wealthy man. This week’s Hallmark pitch: Love Blossoms, a flower tale. Ending with praise as always, thanks Jenny Z, we live for you!! We are putting together a virtual live show, tickets are on sale 08/12, and the show is 09/02 so don’t miss out and get your tickets fast!!!

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Between Losing Blood and Fast Walking Bitches

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 3 Aug 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Chris is breaking out, and Jessie’s coming in hot!! This week we’re loving: the stomach doctor, the Great British Bake Off, Superstore, shell pillow, and puzzles! Middle Child of the week: sister Rachel, absolute gem. Unbelievable Hallmark movie of the week: Dating’s A Zoo, orrrr help us decide and submit a title please! Praise at the end for our girl B, executive material.

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Between Sharing An Apartment To Becoming Somebody

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 27 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

We made it twenty episodes with overwhelming support, thank you! This week is lovely. We wish American Idol was doing auditions, Chris has such a soothing voice. Jessies been getting up early, Chris found an organic sleep aid. I Love That for You: Coffee creamer, Lemony Snicket, planner, tackle boxes. Middle Child of the Week: Kitty!! Hallmark movie: Becoming Somebody. We always end with praise, but this week is a double dipper.

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Between the Tower Of Terror and Aisle Three with the Jump Rope

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 20 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

We jump right into our first segment!! Chris loves Walmart, Jessie loves the 80s and is a woman who fans (ugh, the glamour!) Embarrassing stories: Jessie rides the Tower Of Terror, Chris’s cheap watch breaks. Middle Child of the week: The Jumprope, a box office smash! Were close out with some healthy praise. We love all the submissions, don’t forget the Patreon!

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Between Screwing Moderation and Saving the Farm

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 13 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

We are back with a bang! We keep getting zits, Jessie found an old jean skirt. We bring back, I love that….for you!! Chris is loving My 1000 Pound Life and snake skin, Jessie, platform sandals and the fast lane. Middle Child of the Week this week is a submission! Hallmark Movie of the Month is now on the Patreon. This week though, Mourning To Night, a farm story with numbers. Always ending with praise, and we’re obsessed with this one.

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Between Blowjobs and Yankee Candles

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 6 Jul 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Yipppeee!! We’re back, and Jessie had a rough start to her day. Chris got a massage, full body. Embarrassing Stories: Chris gets thrown up on, Jessie’s dorm husband. We both come on strong, but still get anxious sometimes. We want to start taking Middle Child of the Week nominations, DM us!! This week is Jennifer Aniston, what a boss babe. Another joint Hallmark movie, Baby Yankee, a theatrical production. We end with praise as usual, CiggySally is the bomb!

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Between Wiping Out and Finding Rob Kardashian

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 29 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

We are home and we are thriving!! A middle child’s dream. Wondering about quarantine dating while back at home? Embarrassing Stories: Chris had a few bad slips, Jessie took a big fall! Middle Child of the Week is Julia Roberts, frickin’ icon!! We do another Hallmark movie pitch together: Follow your North Star, with commercials!! We show some love to Lovelake to close this one out.

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Between Being Thrown Out of Gaga and Coaching the Olympic Hockey Team

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 22 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Yippeeee! This episode will have you in stitches. Jessie is at home and happy, and Chris just got a foot massage. Positive energy here! Jessie shattered some vases, and Chris has had some embarrassing Gaga concert moments for this weeks embarrassing stories. Middle child this week is a massive one: Bill Gates, that’s who! Hallmark movie of the week: an audience suggestion, Love on the Rocks. To end, we praise Deb, What. A. Woman. We love you all, thanks for the continued support and ideas

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Between Stage Fright and Scary Savings

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 15 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Back again! Chris has been working out, and had a little accident.. Jessie’s parents tried to set her up, and that didn’t work. They jump into embarrassing stories: Jessie’s Summer Camp Poem, Chris’s Lake House Trip. Middle Child of the Week is Pippa Middleton, what a nice butt. Hallmark movies: Chris works for Spook Queen, Jessie’s a high power fashion designer. We end with a praise, and give praise to SpamuelSky !!

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Black Lives Matter

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 8 Jun 2020 12:00:00 +0000

No episode today, be back next week. Use this time to engage with black voices please.

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Between Arch Enemies and Best Friends with Sean Kilby

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 1 Jun 2020 13:15:00 +0000

What a time to be alive! This one’s a long one, but sooo worth it. We have Sean right from the beginning and he’s a youngest. We unveil, I Love That…. For You, a hilarious moment about things we wouldn’t do but we love that you’re finding happiness in it. Middle Child of the Week: Sofia Vergara. Sean comes prepared for his Hallmark movie pitch, and nails it! Chris and Jessie do a pitch together, Coasters: A Family Tycoon. After a shockingly long episode, we always end with praises for your praise. We love you all!

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Between Pogs and Fat Picasso

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 25 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Chris has been working hard, building a deck. We chat the Call Her Daddy drama, and can’t understand why we don’t have a Hallmark deal!?! Jessie went on a stroll date. Embarrassing Stories: Jessie’s Pog Party, Chris’s Initials. Middle Child of the Week: John Legend, what a babe. Hallmark movies: better than ever, Fat Picasso! Jessie pitches the sequel and it’s to die for. We show love to a knock-knock joke praise to finish.

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Between Saving a Life and Too Much Tartar Sauce with Emma Willmann

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 18 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Yippee!! Monday = New Middle Children, and today is extra special because we have Emma Willmann with us. We catch up to start, and then the fun begins. Emma is a middle! Well, kinda. She tells us about an interesting childhood, we share some memories. Embarrassing stories: Emma’s is saucy, Jessie hit the slopes, and Chris went on a cruise. Emma’s Hallmark movie plot is a hit, thanks Emma! Middle Child of the Week goes to: Jennifer Garner. Finishing up with a praise as always!

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Between Being a Nark and Romona

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 11 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Back with another hit! Jessie appeared on RHONY, the documentaries are paying off and Chris is a hero. Embarrassing stories: Jessie’s mom’s cigarrettes, Chris’s cab fiasco. Middle Child of the Week goes to… Kelly Osbourne, wahooo! Picture this, our hallmark movie pitches are uh-ma-zing this week. We end with a praise, so we praise back. Love ya!

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Between Basement Shows & Taylor Strecker

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 4 May 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Wahooo! We are back, we are bold, and we have a guest, Taylor Strecker! OLDEST, oooooooh. Embarrassing stories: Tay’s Varsity Struggles, Chris’ special gym class, Jessie goes to summer camp. Middle Child of the Week: Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana OG. These Hallmark movie pitches deserve to be heard. so we'll keep pitchin'. We finish as always with praising the praise we have been given.

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Between Ghost Stories and Toyota Brand Deals

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

This episode starts off giggly, and we all needed it. Jessie is in love with ‘Married At First Sight,’ Chris has been watching ‘Dragula’ and he’s not that into it. Scary ghost stories and juicy embarrassing stories are in order: Jessie’s rental house blues, Chris drinks on a red-eye. The Middle Child of the Week: Demi Lovato. Our Hallmark movies get better and better every week. Don’t forget to check the Patreon for incredible extra bonus content, and we love you!

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Between Rumplestiltskin and Summer Camp

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

We are back in action! We have some new stagers to unveil, thanks Hannah! This episode starts with a chat about Chris’s man. Embarrassing stories: Chris shares a college story, Jessie an elementary school story. Middle Child of the Week: James Corden. Hallmark movies of the Week returns as a regular segment, wahoo!!

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Between Four Tits to the Wind & Hallmark Stars

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Wahoo!! We’re back! Episode five and so much to share. Cold people discussion, Chris is a humble chef, and his stomach is acting up. We pitch Hallmark movies, and share embarrassing stories about edibles. Middle Child of the Day: Sarah Jessica Parker. We unveil a new segment, and some opportunities for bonus content!

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Between Throwing Darts in the Dark and Making Out with Strangers

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 6 Apr 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Calling all you Middle Children stuck at home, we have some stories and humor to make this week a little more bearable. Being a Middle Child prepared us for sheltering in place. Quarantine routines, online dating (pandemic standards), embarrassing stories galore. Middle Child of the day goes to Katy Perry!!!

Your weekly dose of hilarity releasing every Monday!

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Between Getting the Family Heirloom and Hissing at Cats with Maya Deshmukh

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Welcome back to episode three baby! It’s Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns, today with guest, Maya Deshmukh. She was the youngest, so maybe she doesn’t really get us… we chat family heirlooms and weddings, Middle Child Halloween stories, and grandparents. Middle Child of the week does to Brittany Spears! Wow, Brittany you a star!

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Between Furbies and Becoming Stars

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Welcome to our first episode of Middle Children with Jessie Jolles and Fat Carrie Bradshaw AKA Chris Burns. We start off the chat with, “What does being a middle child even feel like?” All our middle children out here can relate… Jessie blows the lid off Home Alone and really wanted a Furby. Chris shoved his finger in the car cigarette lighter… We gotta give middle child of the week to Anne Hathaway, congrats Anne! Embarrassing? Yes we are.

Hilarious moments of being neither your parents first or their favorite!

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Between Being Misunderstood and Becoming A Princess in the Tower with Hannah Berner

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 12:00:00 +0000

We are back at it again! The second episode of Middle Children and we have a very special guest, Hannah Berner, who *wah wah* is not a middle child. Hannah gives some insight on her upbringing, being the oldest. Her mom was a middle child though so she gets the middle bop and flow. In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, we share our first rejections. Our Middle Child of the day is J-Lo. Hannah likes cottage cheese, totally on oldest….

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Between a Trailer and a Tease

jmjolles@gmail.com (Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns) — Thu, 19 Mar 2020 16:00:00 +0000

The new Middle Children podcast with Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw debuts March 30th, 2020!!

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