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      <itunes:title>#18 - A Bee is Yellow</itunes:title>
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      <title>#17 - The Night Of Firewalls</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2020 17:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>#17 - The Night Of Firewalls</itunes:title>
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      <description>Jake has his own secret weapon to steal the competition from Tom and Steven (its way better than Steven's). Speaking of stealing, the guys embrace their inner klepto and why stop there? Lets get dark.....or light in video games and see which side the guys choose in video game morality, VR violence, and even their west world journey.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jan 2020 17:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Jake has his own secret weapon to steal the competition from Tom and Steven (its way better than Steven's). Speaking of stealing, the guys embrace their inner klepto and why stop there? Lets get dark.....or light in video games and see which side the guys choose in video game morality, VR violence, and even their west world journey.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>#15 - Get to Know the Guys</title>
      <description>On this episode we put down the fisty cuffs and talk about our favorite childhood pastimes. TV, video games, music, video games, movies, video games, oh and did I mention video games? Check it out to learn a bit more about your favorite podcast hosts!
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Oct 2019 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On this episode we put down the fisty cuffs and talk about our favorite childhood pastimes. TV, video games, music, video games, movies, video games, oh and did I mention video games? Check it out to learn a bit more about your favorite podcast hosts!
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      <description>We welcome our first guest on todays episode when Mike, recent visitor of Alaska, expert of all things margarita, joins the deabte with Tom Steven and Jake. The guys discuss which states are the "vacation" (aka tax shelter) states. What's the worst part of resumes? You dont even get to share your best quality. If you traveled back in time would you be able to convince someone you are from the future? Jake gives us a blueprint on how to succeed.</description>
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      <itunes:summary>We welcome our first guest on todays episode when Mike, recent visitor of Alaska, expert of all things margarita, joins the deabte with Tom Steven and Jake. The guys discuss which states are the "vacation" (aka tax shelter) states. What's the worst part of resumes? You dont even get to share your best quality. If you traveled back in time would you be able to convince someone you are from the future? Jake gives us a blueprint on how to succeed.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We welcome our first guest on todays episode when Mike, recent visitor of Alaska, expert of all things margarita, joins the deabte with Tom Steven and Jake. The guys discuss which states are the "vacation" (aka tax shelter) states. What's the worst part of resumes? You dont even get to share your best quality. If you traveled back in time would you be able to convince someone you are from the future? Jake gives us a blueprint on how to succeed.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#13 - Poop Sandwiches</title>
      <description>Fecal matter is all around, but how much would it take for you to be the employee to test for it? If you haven't had a PBJ &amp; Cheese its time to give it a taste. Is a burnt smore a sandwich? Is it even edible? Check out the food heavy episode 13 as we try to cut weight.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2019 16:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>#13 - Poop Sandwiches</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Fecal matter is all around, but how much would it take for you to be the employee to test for it? If you haven't had a PBJ &amp; Cheese its time to give it a taste. Is a burnt smore a sandwich? Is it even edible? Check out the food heavy episode 13 as we try to cut weight.
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      <itunes:subtitle>Fecal matter is all around, but how much would it take for you to be the employee to test for it? If you haven't had a PBJ &amp; Cheese its time to give it a taste. Is a burnt smore a sandwich? Is it even edible? Check out the food heavy episode 13 as we try to cut weight.
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      <title>#12 - Running on Huel</title>
      <description>Hey beggers, BIG episode this week as our famished debaters square off . First weigh in is in the books and you'll never believe who takes an early lead. The debate gets heated between Tom and Steven about superpowers. Jake believes children should be worked to the bone. Finally who would you choose to represent humanity vs. aliens? A nerd? a politican? An Italian women? Tune in and find out.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2019 16:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>#12 - Running on Huel</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Hey beggers, BIG episode this week as our famished debaters square off . First weigh in is in the books and you'll never believe who takes an early lead. The debate gets heated between Tom and Steven about superpowers. Jake believes children should be worked to the bone. Finally who would you choose to represent humanity vs. aliens? A nerd? a politican? An Italian women? Tune in and find out.
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      <itunes:subtitle>Hey beggers, BIG episode this week as our famished debaters square off . First weigh in is in the books and you'll never believe who takes an early lead. The debate gets heated between Tom and Steven about superpowers. Jake believes children should be worked to the bone. Finally who would you choose to represent humanity vs. aliens? A nerd? a politican? An Italian women? Tune in and find out.
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#11 - Arti-chode-ic Chamber of Secrets</title>
      <description>The gang kicks off a weight loss contest! Tune in to this episode, just make sure you're not in this anechoic chamber when you do so. Steven plays out a weird sexual fantasy.... and we all pretend we actually have a shot with some famous celebrities! Listen in for a lot of laughs.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2019 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>#11 - Arti-chode-ic Chamber of Secrets</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang kicks off a weight loss contest! Tune in to this episode, just make sure you're not in this anechoic chamber when you do so. Steven plays out a weird sexual fantasy.... and we all pretend we actually have a shot with some famous celebrities! Listen in for a lot of laughs.
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      <itunes:subtitle>The gang kicks off a weight loss contest! Tune in to this episode, just make sure you're not in this anechoic chamber when you do so. Steven plays out a weird sexual fantasy.... and we all pretend we actually have a shot with some famous celebrities! Listen in for a lot of laughs.
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      <title>#10 - Animals are Better than Roommates</title>
      <description>The 10th episode milestone is upon us! Beggers, I know your mom always told you you were special growing up but are all humans special? Steven explains his unique talent for fighting bears.  Jake may be becoming more cultured... but would you be his roomate? The guys face off about maybe the greatest carb debate of all time and Tom betrays his roots.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2019 16:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>#10 - Animals are Better than Roommates</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The 10th episode milestone is upon us! Beggers, I know your mom always told you you were special growing up but are all humans special? Steven explains his unique talent for fighting bears.  Jake may be becoming more cultured... but would you be his roomate? The guys face off about maybe the greatest carb debate of all time and Tom betrays his roots.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The 10th episode milestone is upon us! Beggers, I know your mom always told you you were special growing up but are all humans special? Steven explains his unique talent for fighting bears.  Jake may be becoming more cultured... but would you be his roomate? The guys face off about maybe the greatest carb debate of all time and Tom betrays his roots.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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      <title>#9 - Hometown Heroes Climb Everest</title>
      <description>If each city only had hometown players, who would be the sports champs? We need Big Seven Travel to weigh in. How long would you wait in queue to climb Mt. Everest? And finally, would you rather be on the '80 Miracle on Ice, or be a highly paid athlete without a championship?</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2019 16:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>#9 - Hometown Heroes Climb Everest</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#7 - SICR: Security for Ice Cream Robots</title>
      <description>How much loose change do you leave behind with the TSA? Maybe you could've used that to buy yourself a chocolate or vanilla ice cream! Steven's back on his "everyone should be a robot" spiel. Now it's about referees. 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2019 16:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>#7 - SICR: Security for Ice Cream Robots</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>How much loose change do you leave behind with the TSA? Maybe you could've used that to buy yourself a chocolate or vanilla ice cream! Steven's back on his "everyone should be a robot" spiel. Now it's about referees. 
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#8 - Poké Cage Fight</title>
      <description>Who's your favorite Pokémon? It doesn't get cooler than the squirtle squad. Would you rather Nurse Joy, or Nurse Robo? The Biebs is challenging Tom Cruise to a cage match, we all agree this wouldn't end well for one party. 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2019 16:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>activelybegging@gmail.com (Actively Begging)</author>
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      <itunes:title>#8 - Poké Cage Fight</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Yes, our title doesn't lie, we're going to talk A LOT about Star Wars in Episode 6. Steven hates Star Wars. They guy's put Jake's world population test to shame. Tom thinks World War II would be a fun time. Try the episode out! If nothing else you'll learn the best way to cauterize your wounds.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes, our title doesn't lie, we're going to talk A LOT about Star Wars in Episode 6. Steven hates Star Wars. They guy's put Jake's world population test to shame. Tom thinks World War II would be a fun time. Try the episode out! If nothing else you'll learn the best way to cauterize your wounds.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:summary>What is the hardest position in all of sports? At least we agree that Durantula would beat us at any sport. How long of having an erection is too long? I guarantee you'll rethink your answer after you hear what the hospital does. If you could take a pill to live forever, would you? Even if you were stuck at 40 years old with no hair? This week's riveting commentary is capped off with the revelation that Steven is a Communist. You won't want to miss it!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What is the hardest position in all of sports? At least we agree that Durantula would beat us at any sport. How long of having an erection is too long? I guarantee you'll rethink your answer after you hear what the hospital does. If you could take a pill to live forever, would you? Even if you were stuck at 40 years old with no hair? This week's riveting commentary is capped off with the revelation that Steven is a Communist. You won't want to miss it!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <description>Pick your sides on this week's great debates! We learn Tom uses sandpaper on his booty. Steven is planning on killing his future children, we always knew he was a monster. Jake admits he's going to be the boring dad of the group. Will you be sharing a Shiner Bock or a Lone Star with your kid? Check out episode 4 now!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Pick your sides on this week's great debates! We learn Tom uses sandpaper on his booty. Steven is planning on killing his future children, we always knew he was a monster. Jake admits he's going to be the boring dad of the group. Will you be sharing a Shiner Bock or a Lone Star with your kid? Check out episode 4 now!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Pick your sides on this week's great debates! We learn Tom uses sandpaper on his booty. Steven is planning on killing his future children, we always knew he was a monster. Jake admits he's going to be the boring dad of the group. Will you be sharing a Shiner Bock or a Lone Star with your kid? Check out episode 4 now!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#3 - RIP GoT, We'll Miss Your Sexy Accents</title>
      <description>Don't you find the Boston accent sexy? No? Are you sure? Well, someone on a shady site Tom found does. Also, We found a great offer for free living arrangements if any Beggars are interested. Next up, we're all voting for Podrick Payne for Prez, the man who can't be stopped. Check out episode 3 now!</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 8 Aug 2019 03:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Don't you find the Boston accent sexy? No? Are you sure? Well, someone on a shady site Tom found does. Also, We found a great offer for free living arrangements if any Beggars are interested. Next up, we're all voting for Podrick Payne for Prez, the man who can't be stopped. Check out episode 3 now!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Don't you find the Boston accent sexy? No? Are you sure? Well, someone on a shady site Tom found does. Also, We found a great offer for free living arrangements if any Beggars are interested. Next up, we're all voting for Podrick Payne for Prez, the man who can't be stopped. Check out episode 3 now!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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      <description>Elon Musk is calling, are you heading to Mars? You're on death row, but you get the choice of how you want to go. What are you going to pick? Tom and Jake agree, the milkshakes brought us to the yard, and they should take us out. The zombies are here, and you need to leave to NY. Are you heading north or south? Check out episode 2! Link referenced in episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-sLhsSofnU</description>
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      <author>activelybegging@gmail.com (Actively Begging)</author>
      <link>https://actively-begging.simplecast.com/episodes/steven-hates-memes-4SrdxQlG</link>
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      <itunes:summary>Elon Musk is calling, are you heading to Mars? You're on death row, but you get the choice of how you want to go. What are you going to pick? Tom and Jake agree, the milkshakes brought us to the yard, and they should take us out. The zombies are here, and you need to leave to NY. Are you heading north or south? Check out episode 2! Link referenced in episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-sLhsSofnU</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Elon Musk is calling, are you heading to Mars? You're on death row, but you get the choice of how you want to go. What are you going to pick? Tom and Jake agree, the milkshakes brought us to the yard, and they should take us out. The zombies are here, and you need to leave to NY. Are you heading north or south? Check out episode 2! Link referenced in episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-sLhsSofnU</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 4 Aug 2019 23:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Steven, Tom, and Jake start the debate! Join in on the fun!</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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