The Perfect Crime

There's Gnome Place Like Gnome

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Sat, 25 Nov 2023 06:05:00 +0000

Paul is back to chat with Mike after some unsuccessful freelance attempts with other criminal organizations. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Don't Judge a Book by The Goblet of Fire

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 8 Sep 2023 05:00:00 +0000

What's more overrated? Blue-cheese-stuffed olives or the Half Blood Prince? Hit us up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

The Amazon Corn-spiracy

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Fri, 18 Aug 2023 05:00:00 +0000

Paul has found a way to tap into a huge cultural phenomenon, and desperately tries to convince Mike to get on board. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Oh Really, O'Reilly?

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 21 Jul 2023 23:11:42 +0000

Paul and Mike catch up on what they've been up to for their summer break. Discussion topics include dog packs, Tide Pods, and a man beast.

Perpetual Crime Machine

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Fri, 26 May 2023 05:05:00 +0000

Paul has designed the perfect machine, only thing left is collect the missing pieces.

The Hudachek Cleanse

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Fri, 5 May 2023 05:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike discuss body positivity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

CatGOPT

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 21 Apr 2023 05:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike introduce a new member to the show. Contact them at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

You Say Potato, I say Tomato

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 31 Mar 2023 05:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike dive into the wonderful world of fruity vegetables. Contact us at perfectcrimepodcast.com!

Sometimes Why

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Fri, 10 Feb 2023 06:05:00 +0000

This week the boys strike back at the scammers, so that they can do the scamming themselves. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Sunny P

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Sat, 4 Feb 2023 06:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul and Mike have a frank discussion about ageism, free elder care and the Power of the Sun. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Son of Claus

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Fri, 27 Jan 2023 06:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike have been gone forever! Where the hell were they? Let's find out. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

BYOH'D (Bake Your Own Hors D'oeuvres)

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Fri, 23 Dec 2022 06:05:00 +0000

Its almost Christmas! And that means Paul is getting really stressed out about his annual Christmas party and lashing out at Mike for literally no reason. Let's try to smooth things over with some money laundering. Wish Paul and Mike a Merry Christmas at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Darwin is Corny

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 16 Dec 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss the top three beach-y crimes to pull on holiday break. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Stay Salty Matt Damon

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 9 Dec 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week Mike learns about how assassin movies are made. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

ThanksTaking 2: Mission to Mars

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 2 Dec 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss how they spent their Thanksgiving break as well as Paul's plans to profit off of illness. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Charitable Charcuterie

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss jungle juice, where to find the best meat plates, and debate the definition of charity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Live Action Crime Play

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 11 Nov 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike catch up with Paul's new diet and discuss plans to host a LARP-ing event, with a twist.

Deez Assorted Seed

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 4 Nov 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Look out Big Wax, this week it's your turn. Paul has a grand plan for smooth bodies and fuzzy faces. Talk to us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This is a Lasagna Metaphor

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Fri, 28 Oct 2022 05:05:00 +0000

This week we take Big Lumber head on. We also talk about teeth too much! Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Don't Call It a Comeback

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Fri, 21 Oct 2022 05:05:00 +0000

The Boys are back! What have we been up to during the break? Tune in and find out! Plus some light plagiarism.

Crimey a River

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 18 Aug 2022 05:05:00 +0000

After a disappointing Crimeys show, Paul attempts to cheer up Mike by reminding him of all the wonderful memories they've shared over the last 100 episodes. share your favorite crimes with us at Theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com.

Gone in 60 Fish Seconds

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 11 Aug 2022 05:05:00 +0000

This week is officially Heist O'clock. Paul and Mike are getting a bunch of fancy fish for the break room. God speed heroes. Send us your fish pics at ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com

A Better Fishtrap

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 4 Aug 2022 05:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul gives his notes for Mike's aquarium heist, set to take place next week. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Triple Sigh Cow

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 28 Jul 2022 05:05:00 +0000

This week, the boys argue. And argue. And argue some more about updates to some of Paul's older crimes. Stay hydrated. theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

B&E&G (Breaking and Entering and Gravy)

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 21 Jul 2022 05:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul and Mike discuss the controversial conspiracy episode, door-melting gravy, and apartment timeshares. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

You Are Entering The Truth Zone

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 14 Jul 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Paul and the Mr. X aka Truth Seeker aka The Truth Finder aka The Man Who Pierces the Veil of the Shadows tell the real news, FINALLY. What percent of birds are real? Princess Diana's death is finally revealed! Who's in charge of the man? The truth is finally established on this brand new podcast.

Bird Crimes? You Betcha!

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 7 Jul 2022 05:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss the aquarium heist further, as well as conning bird watchers and teaching scammers to talk Minnesotan. Want to take a Minnesotan accent class? Visit us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Let's Break Down These Walls

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 30 Jun 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Paul really brought his A game this week and I'm very proud of him. We discuss his ideas for recycled bread beer, sun dried bread bricks and more. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Luxury Raccoon Tents

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 23 Jun 2022 05:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul and Mike argue about camping gear and crappy apartment gyms. Can they overcome their differences? Is this the end of the show? Probably not. Tell 'em not to end it all at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Kidnap'em with Kindness

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 16 Jun 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Whoo! Its a scorcher today! Lets head down to the basement and cool off... With some people that we've kidnapped. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Don't Pee On My Leg and Say It's a Podcast

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 9 Jun 2022 05:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss plans to scam Judge Judy, and make bank on Kickstarter. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

It's Getting Weird Now

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 2 Jun 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Paul still wants out of the basement, but first we got to make an episode. This ones aboit shady dentists and a new meaty res-tultants. Contact us on www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Is This Episode Real?

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 26 May 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Paul's relationship with mike's aunt is starting to get weird. Desperate to talk about anything else, Mike asks Paul about his new landscaping crime ideas. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

The Sam Elliot Deep State Conspiracy

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 19 May 2022 05:05:00 +0000

The boys are back in Auntie Donna-Marias basement. Paul's got some ideas for quick getaways form the cops, and some of them are good?! Just go to the website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This Court Content is in Contempt of Court

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 12 May 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Paul's out of prison! Does that mean his trial went well? Let's find out! Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com. The "is" in the title is not capitalized out of protest.

Trial and (Many) Errors

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 5 May 2022 15:00:00 +0000

It's time for Paul's appeal. But before he represents himself again, Judge Cornelius J. Haypenny wants to have a few words with Paul.

Mike's Acting Fishy

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 28 Apr 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Another week, another trip to see Paul in prison. To lift Paul's spirits, Mike discusses his plan for an upcoming heist. Tell us your favorite fish at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Peaches Are For the Peach Man

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 21 Apr 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Mike makes another visit to see Paul in prison. Together they discuss qualities Paul wants in his lawyer. Apply yourself at theperfectcrimepodcast.com

Paul Hudachek and the Prisoner of Minnesota Correctional Facility

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 14 Apr 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Paul finally got to test out one of his crimes, and now he's in prison. Mike visits to try and make sense of the last week. Write in your escape plans at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

We're Back on Top, Baby!

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 7 Apr 2022 05:05:00 +0000

After a few weeks of troubles, Paul and Mike are back on top of the mountain. Or at least Mike is, Paul has some crimes that he thinks are good. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Party in the Front, Boy George in the Back

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 31 Mar 2022 05:05:00 +0000

Mikes in trouble again and now he's on the run. Or at least he's trying to run, but Paul is holding his escape hostage until he listens to his fresh new crimes. Turn Mike in on www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

E is for Empathy

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 24 Mar 2022 05:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul and Mike try to break in to the beauty industry with a lightning-round of crimes. Contact us on our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Let's Get Political

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 17 Mar 2022 05:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss political cartoons that make Mike laugh, wizards selling energy drinks to high school students, and how to make a lime lick. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This Episode is Slathered With Oil

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 10 Mar 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss a new form of tanning, a SAP for the ages, and we narrowly avoid cancellation with bathroom crimes. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com.

Magician's Secrets, Finally Revealed!

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 3 Mar 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss opening a magic store, and crafting a better chop shop experience. Send an email to Magic Mike on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Artistry is Dead

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 24 Feb 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week, A three course meal of rest-ultants. Send us your perfect tiramisu recipe on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

You Want a Cheap'n?

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 06:05:00 +0000

Please excuse the technical difficulties, it's nobody's fault, except maybe Paul. This week we're all about taste testing soups, and hanging outside of corner stores. Tell Paul about his shitty microphone set up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

We're Boeing to Egypt!

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 10 Feb 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike take a trip to the eye doctor, as well as exploring step 2 of the only replica of The Great Pyramids of Giza in Minnesota.

The Green Purp Rises

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 3 Feb 2022 06:05:00 +0000

Mike needs some cash quick, let's see how much money we can make at the grocery store. www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com

The Numbers!?

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 06:05:00 +0000

Chip Dust in the Wind

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 20 Jan 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul and Mike enter each other's mind palace to finally construct the perfect crime. Will they succeed? No. Buy your New Year's Eve sign today! Go to www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

How Dr. Rex Carver Saved Christmas

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 13 Jan 2022 06:05:00 +0000

Rogue paleontologists Meso Zoic and Dr. Rex Carver pull a grift to make some money off buffalo bones. Plus we scam a Scrooge! Please don't email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or never tweet us @Perfectcrimepod.

Sweet Nothings

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 6 Jan 2022 06:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike talk about candy. That's it, that's the whole show. Happy fuckin' new year. If you want to bitch about it, do it on our Twitter @PerfectCrimePod or send us a GD email to theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com.

Magic Rocks and Music Shops

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 16 Dec 2021 06:05:00 +0000

How much is an aged child actor worth these days? Paul and Mike are eager to find out! They also discuss selling crystals and DIY instruments.

Shampoo is for Closers

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 9 Dec 2021 06:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss national candy day, becoming reality TV stars, as well as selling vacuums door to door. Plus more emails! Submit your own to theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com.

Soup-ply and Demand

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 2 Dec 2021 06:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul and Mike are discussing comic con and soup, and they may be in cahoots with a famous actor! Also we read some fan emails. Submit your own on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Soap-ply and Demand

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 25 Nov 2021 06:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul and Mike are discussing the latest gossip in the goose community, fine wine and mediocre soap, as well as exploring what's up with Paul's meat. Contact us @PerfectCrimePod on the Tweeters or at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Spice Cadets

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 18 Nov 2021 06:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike need cash fast! This weeks get rich quick scheme including faking a Mars landing and hosting barn weddings. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Back Alley Kebabs

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 11 Nov 2021 06:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike are home safe and sound but are no longer on speaking terms. Paul hatches a plan to get Mike back into podcasting. Tell Mike he should leave now on theperfectcrimepodcast.com or bother him on the Twiddliewinks @PerfectCrimePod.

Road Trip!

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 28 Oct 2021 05:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike are hitchhiking their way back to Minneapolis, kind of. This week we talk about missing cords and building decks. Help Mike figure out what smoked paprika is all about @PerfectCrimePod on the Tweetereenios, or on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Lake Inferior

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 21 Oct 2021 05:05:00 +0000

The boys are headed home! Currently stowing away on a cargo ship on one of the great lakes, Paul and Mike pass the time discussing art and opening a bar. Talk to Mike about becoming a wolf on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod, or have high-falutin' conversations about art on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

The Great Brazilian Wolf Off

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 14 Oct 2021 05:05:00 +0000

Paul gives Mike a masterclass on baking. Topics include how maps are made, the color of kitchen tiles, and why being a wolf hurts. Tell Mike about your best vegan recipes @PerfectCrimePod on Twitter or at theperfectcrimepodcast.com

Prances with Wolves

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 7 Oct 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week, Mike, Vince, Moon Shadow, and Craig are talking all about truth, justice, and how to be sensitive to the cultures and traditions of our fellow animal brothers and sisters of the forest. Paul is around here somewhere too. Ask the Wolfpack to solve your forest problems on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod, or hit up theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

We're in a Pickle (Lake)

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 30 Sep 2021 05:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike are still laying low... under some boats. By a lake. In northern Ontario. They're talking about knick knacks, and batteries. Please let Mike know how to get the pickles at the far side of the lake. Twiddle on @PerfectCrimePod or reach out on our website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Cabin Fever

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 23 Sep 2021 05:05:00 +0000

Paul & Mike are still on the run, hiding in their good buddy Dave's cabin in Southeast Manitoba, where they're talking high fashion, youth athletics, and drive thrus. If you have an available bedroom for Paul and Mike, please please please help us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com. No cops, please.

The Syrup Boys Ride Again

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 16 Sep 2021 05:05:00 +0000

The boys are back! After a daring escape from the police and a heroic rescue of their recording equipment, Paul and Mike are hiding out in the woods discussing all kinds of nature crimes. Tweet Mike your naughtiest syrup-y story @PerfectCrimePod or tell us why we "stick" with you on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Sticky Gorillas

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 26 Aug 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss an explosive way to get free concrete, putting their stamp on the stamp business, and the ups and downs of real estate. Give Mike some medical advice at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com or on Twittie @PerfectCrimePod.

How to Lose Friends on your Birthday

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 19 Aug 2021 05:05:00 +0000

It's someone's special day! Paul and Mike celebrate their dear friend Vinny on his birthday by coming up with some great birthday crimes! Wish Vinny a happy birthday on theperfectcrimepodcast.com or send him a birthday twat @PerfectCrimePod.

The Annual One Year Anniversary Episode

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 12 Aug 2021 05:05:00 +0000

Happy birthday, baby! This episode, Mike & Paul take a trip down memory lane and reminisce about some of the schemes they've cooked up in the last year. Get a little Twittle with Mike @PerfectCrimePod, or send a snarky message at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

The Elephant Joke

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 5 Aug 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week we celebrate the Olympics! To show our Olympic pride, we discuss stealing gold medals, a return to Restultants, and the Legend of Old Miser Wrinkle. Tell Mike about his silliness on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod, or send an angry email to us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

A Clown Car Named Desire

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 29 Jul 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week we celebrate 50 episodes! This week we're traveling the world. We're talking luggage theft, scamming a traveling circus, and getting revenge on undeserving coworkers who get to go on the Japan business trip even though I'm way more qualified and mention all the time that Japan is my number one vacation destination but I make one tiny mistake where I thought the boss's wife was his mom and suddenly I'm the asshole outcast who doesn't get to go to Japan.

QR Code Breakers

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 22 Jul 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week, Mike shows off how much he knows about QR codes, Paul goes organic, as well as pitching the most expensive game show ever! Rest in Power mid-sized Jerome. Talk to Mike on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod!

Don't Thread on Me

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 15 Jul 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul and Mike discuss stealing threads, the best way to cross state lines, and scamming hotels. Get Mike to shut up by going to theperfectcrimepodcast.com and sending him some sappy stuff.

Celebrity Nose Molds

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Fri, 9 Jul 2021 00:30:00 +0000

After last weeks debacle, Mike had a nice long lie down... in a hospital... in a coma. Paul explains how he saved Mike's life. After, we discuss used books and scamming restaurants. Talk to Mike on Scwhitter @PerfectCrimePod.

John Chick

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 1 Jul 2021 05:10:54 +0000

Mike's had a crazy week! After he left Vegas, the Ribisi crime family put out a hit on Mike and now he's in a real John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum situation/scenario! Luckily with the help of a few friends, Mike was able to survive the week and make it to the podcast on time. Also Paul has chicken crimes. - Vince Vaughn

Protect Ya Deck

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 24 Jun 2021 05:05:00 +0000

The Perfect Crime is back! Michael handled his bidnuss in Vegas, and now we're pulling all kinds of schemes, assuming Paul didn't already cave in to The Man. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or on our website, www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com. If you want, you can even Twiddle @PerfectCrimePod.

Happy Happy Fun Time Family Time Vegas Show

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 17 Jun 2021 05:05:00 +0000

Viva Las Vegas!! This week we're talking about all the best Hot spots in the #1 family vacation destination, Las Vegas. Vegas Baby! Remember, what happens in Vegas is fun for the whole family! Talk to Mike about Vegas on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod, or tell us some of the most Vegas-y stories about Vegas at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Keep on Food Truckin'

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 10 Jun 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discussing becoming super heroes, pillow theivery, and helping out our favorite food trucks. Find out how to win $500,000 by contacting us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com or Twiddling @PerfectCrimePod.

And How Does That Make You Feel?

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 3 Jun 2021 05:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike talk all about scamming fast food joints this week, as well as diving deep into Paul's emotions. Ask Mike about Paul's issues on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod, or go to theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Is Your Refrigerator Running?

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 27 May 2021 05:05:00 +0000

Better go catch it. theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com @PerfectCrimePod

I Don't Give A Ship About Guacamole!

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 20 May 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week the boys discuss the difference between peppers and burritos, becoming sailors, and how to maximize their number of avocados. This week only at Stab in The Baguette, two halves for the price of one! Visit our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com or Twiddle your complaints to Mike @PerfectCrimePod.

Poker Chips and Big Car Hits

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Wed, 12 May 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul and Mike discuss dog training, the rising stock of toilet paper, and scamming driving instructors. Visit our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or hit Mike up with some o' your freshness on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod.

Crime is the Cat's Meow

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 6 May 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike talk real estate, a trip to the pyramids, and their favorite chip flavors. Plus we read fan letters! Email us right away at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com. Go to our website immediately at theperfectcrimepodcast.com. And Tweeteroo with Mike this instant @PerfectCrimePod.

These Clothes Are Bugged

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 29 Apr 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike reinvigorate the local bar scene, deal with a retail bug infestation, and open a new online restaurant. Sponsored this week by Aunt Donna Maria and her pedicure shop. Go to our website immediately right now: theperfectcrimepodcast.com. And have a Twaddle chat with Mike @PerfectCrimePod.

Easy Peasy, Lemon Thievey

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 22 Apr 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week the boys infiltrate a bingo hall, set up a lemonade stand, and go searching for socks. Please buy my dad's friend's pile of dirt. Visit our website, theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, and just write a review or comment or email so Mike doesn't keep asking you to.

Breaking and Entering, then Breaking End Tables

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 15 Apr 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss a new way to steal furniture, scamming restaurants, and getting Paul his weekly coffee fix. Many thanks to Auld Lang Signs! Twit us @PerfectCrimePod or visit our website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com. And send us a GD email about your favorite type of bread!

Thanks Crazy Carl!

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 8 Apr 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week the boys talk sauce, a long-term GPS scheme, a new landscaping business, and welcoming a great new sponsor! Go to our website right friggin' now: theperfectcrimepodcast.com and send us a note. Or Twibble us @PerfectCrimePod.

Five Finger Return Policy

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 1 Apr 2021 05:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike return to the SAP, a one stop shop for bonfires, and a music shop full of homemade instruments. Email us at theperfectcrime@gmail.com or Tweedereedo @PerfectCrimePod.

Door Hinge Smithsonian

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 25 Mar 2021 05:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike discuss ice cream for adults, a shot at free wine, the true value of bank furniture, and a quick word from our sponsor Humble Haimish. Contact us on theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or Tweeteroonie @PerfectCrimePod.

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Crimes

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 18 Mar 2021 05:05:00 +0000

Mike is back from anger management and is ready to hear what Paul has to say about selling livestock, free beer, and a revolutionary idea for grand theft auto. Also a big thanks to our new sponsor Steve! Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or Twingle @PerfectCrimePod. theperfectcrimepodcast.com, too.

R.C. Car (but the R is Rat)

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 11 Mar 2021 06:05:00 +0000

The boys get a little heated this week as they talk about fine China, suing a coffee shop, and releasing rats in a restaurant. Also we welcome a new sponsor! Ask Mike about why he's so mean at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or just go to theperfectcrimepodcast.com. Also, Tweedle-lee with us @PerfectCrimePod.

The Ultimate Cookie Crime

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 4 Mar 2021 06:05:00 +0000

A DIY kit for blackmail, BBQ for free, and did the boys finally plan the perfect crime?! All questions are answered in this new episode. Contact us through email at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or Twaddles @PerfectCrimePod.

Mow Beans, Mow Problems

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 25 Feb 2021 06:05:00 +0000

In this very special episode, Paul and MIke discuss mythical beasts, magic beans, and also lawn mowers. Contact us on our website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or Sweet us @PerfectCrimePod.

The Mind Hurricane

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 18 Feb 2021 06:05:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike put their brains together to form the ultimate criminal Mastermind! Contact us through our website at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com. You can also use the birdcage twitty box to follow us @PerfectCrimePod.

Penny Pinchers

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 11 Feb 2021 06:05:00 +0000

This week Mike proves that he can read, and has always been able to read, and actually makes Paul look really dumb for even questioning if Mike can read, because Mike can obviously read. Also there might be some crimes. Go to our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com and email us. Or Twippy-Tweet @PerfectCrimePod.

Episode Schmepisode

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 4 Feb 2021 06:05:00 +0000

This week the boys discuss taking another crack at an art heist, how to get rich off of double parkers, and a tablet switcheroo. Blah blah blah email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, hit up our website at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or Tweet us or whatever @PerfectCrimePod.

Nama-Stay Away From My Cheese!

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 28 Jan 2021 06:30:00 +0000

This week Paul and Mike discuss recycling water, a cheesy scam, and a new flower business. Talk to us on our email ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod. We also have a website! ThePerfectCrimePodcast.com

R.I.P. Philip LeMeure

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 21 Jan 2021 06:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike discuss starting a security company, learn how to milk a cow, and Paul discovers the truth about ceilings. Check out our new website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com! Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, or if you feel like a little tweedle-dee, follow @PerfectCrimePod.

A Crou-ton of Crimes

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 7 Jan 2021 06:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike discuss pigeons, croutons, and operating a taco truck. We also learn a lot about Paul's dental hygiene. Email us your favorite salad to theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, or Tweet a pic of your toothbrush to @PefectCrimePod.

[CENSORED]

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 31 Dec 2020 06:05:00 +0000

Paul and Mike discuss New Year's, gym memberships, laptops, and NOTHING ELSE! Email theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, or find at Twitteroo thing @PerfectCrimePod.

Season's Schemings

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 24 Dec 2020 05:39:16 +0000

Happy holidays! Paul and Mike discuss their holiday family plans and their holiday crime plans. Send us an e-Christmas card to theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or Tweetle-dee with us @PerfectCrimePod.

Ancestry Dot Crime

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 17 Dec 2020 06:05:00 +0000

Rufus and KT talk genetics, laundromats, and roofs. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or Twit us @PerfectCrimePod.

Light Bulb Juice

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 10 Dec 2020 06:05:00 +0000

This week, Paul and Mike discuss making light bulbs, the fastest way to make juice, and a trick to get free booze. Twitteroonies @PerfectCrimePod, or email at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com.

Postmodern Banana Crimes

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 3 Dec 2020 06:10:00 +0000

This week, the Scheme Team tackles kidnapping celebrities, the buying and selling of fast food franchises, and how to get rich off of bananas. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or check us out on the Twits: @PerfectCrimePod.

ThanksTaking

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 26 Nov 2020 06:10:00 +0000

Paul and Mike discuss what they're thankful for. Then they discuss what other people might be thankful for, and how to take those things from them. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, or hit us up on Tweeters @PerfectCrimePod.

We're Coocoo for Crime-o-Puffs

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 19 Nov 2020 06:10:00 +0000

There’s an energy in the air this week… Coocoo energy. Paul and Mike try to keep it together, and discuss ordering kid’s meals at restaurants and stealing cars from the impound lot.

The Million Dollar Idea

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 12 Nov 2020 06:05:00 +0000

Paul Teaches Mike how to make a million dollars in 27 days! Email us at ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com or Tweet us @PerfectCrimePod Apologies for the sound quality, we're still figuring out how to podcast.

Trick 'r Trap

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 5 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

It’s Halloween! (Kind of.) Paul explains to Mike how to scare someone out of their own home, how not to escape a room, and the fringe benefits of haunted houses. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter @ThePerfectCrimePod.

Paul and Mike are DTF!

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 15 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This Episode is Spicy!!

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 8 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Ten episodes in the bag! To celebrate, Paul debuts three potential theme songs for the show. Then, Paul and Mike discuss giving Paul's meat scam another shot, and how to get rich off spice. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, or on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod.

Crime-A-Palooza

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 1 Oct 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Paul hopes to redeem himself to Mike by offering up an unprecedented eight crimes! Will Mike accept any of Paul's ideas? Today, the answer may surprise you. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com.

Pillage Nouveau

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 24 Sep 2020 08:00:27 +0000

This week's all about heists! Will Paul finally give Mike an idea he likes? Probably not!

Freezer Burn

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 08:00:05 +0000

How do you steal a walk-in freezer? Paul and Mike try to answer this question, as well as discussing tax fraud and homemade mints.

The Notebook

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 10 Sep 2020 08:00:08 +0000

Can you rob a store with a Shop Vac? What is a rug ball? Paul and Mike try to answer these questions and more from Paul's notebook.

Paul Needs Some Fresh Cushions

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Paul Hudachek, Michael Cavallo) — Thu, 3 Sep 2020 08:00:04 +0000

Paul and Mike plan a trash can heist and brainstorm a scheme to replace old cushions.

The Bakery Takery

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 3 Sep 2020 08:00:04 +0000

Paul and Mike discuss knocking off a bakery and have a super scheme lightning round.

Won't Someone Think of the Children?

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 27 Aug 2020 07:00:06 +0000

Paul and Mike talk child safety and summer camps.

Paul Got Us in a Jam

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 20 Aug 2020 08:00:02 +0000

Paul and Mike talk jams, cars, and libraries.

Meat Me in the Parking Lot

ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com (Michael Cavallo & Paul Hudachek) — Thu, 13 Aug 2020 02:12:26 +0000

Paul and Mike discuss robbing a bank, scamming a call center, and cheap meats.

This episode was originally not going to be released, thus the lack of editing and calling it a "test pilot". However, we were very happy with how it turned out, so we decided to release it as is as the true first episode.