https://simplecast.com Blank Page All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages. 2026 Asylum Podcasts en Mon, 25 May 2026 04:00:00 +0000 Mon, 25 May 2026 04:00:16 +0000 https://blank-page.simplecast.com Blank Page https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/ab0987e9-e7be-47d1-b8fc-96308a07b813/3ec850b3-5853-466d-802a-d122ffd0ff35/3000x3000/blank_page_logo_no_ai.jpg?aid=rss_feed https://blank-page.simplecast.com episodic All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages. Ari Goldberg, Asylum Podcasts true https://feeds.simplecast.com/SsI4Z4tP asylum podcasts, blank page, improv asylum, longform improv, literature Asylum Podcasts podcastblankpage@gmail.com d2347cd9-cb28-4c5d-a77a-a36e209e9932 Three Bags Full with Sam Kramer Thomas is out, Sam Kramer is in! Say hello to Sam. When was time of death? Who will Ms. Maple end up with? What was a wolf doing on wall street? What would a sheep do with thumbs and a butt? What is the only question in hell? Will Othello be content? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page.

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Three Bags Full was written by Leonie Swann.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Mon, 25 May 2026 04:00:00 +0000 podcastblankpage@gmail.com (Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Sam Kramer, Emma Skinner, August Kees, Kayla Hutchins) https://blank-page.simplecast.com/episodes/three-bags-full-with-sam-kramer-l0pG3ZRC Thomas is out, Sam Kramer is in! Say hello to Sam. When was time of death? Who will Ms. Maple end up with? What was a wolf doing on wall street? What would a sheep do with thumbs and a butt? What is the only question in hell? Will Othello be content? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page.

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Three Bags Full was written by Leonie Swann.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Three Bags Full with Sam Kramer Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Sam Kramer, Emma Skinner, August Kees, Kayla Hutchins 01:04:53 Thomas is out, Sam Kramer is in! Say hello to Sam. When was time of death? Who will Ms. Maple end up with? What was a wolf doing on wall street? What would a sheep do with thumbs and a butt? What is the only question in hell? Will Othello be content? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page. Thomas is out, Sam Kramer is in! Say hello to Sam. When was time of death? Who will Ms. Maple end up with? What was a wolf doing on wall street? What would a sheep do with thumbs and a butt? What is the only question in hell? Will Othello be content? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page. blank page, sheep, asylum podcasts, hugh jackman, improv, comedy, sheep detectives, improv asylum true full 9 f1754fc5-0407-4d0a-97b9-19ec56d971f9 Alma Mater Who will raise the baby? Can Ghosts have sex? What does a canoe mean to you? What is a BVM? Joey did what to a turkey? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page. This episode is dedicated to bad girls.

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Alma was written by Rita Mae Brown.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Mon, 18 May 2026 04:00:00 +0000 podcastblankpage@gmail.com (Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Kayla Hutchins, Emma Skinner, August Kees) https://blank-page.simplecast.com/episodes/alma-mater-caQ6yQVS Who will raise the baby? Can Ghosts have sex? What does a canoe mean to you? What is a BVM? Joey did what to a turkey? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page. This episode is dedicated to bad girls.

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Alma was written by Rita Mae Brown.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Alma Mater Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Kayla Hutchins, Emma Skinner, August Kees 01:00:27 Who will raise the baby? Can Ghosts have sex? What does a canoe mean to you? What is a BVM? Joey did what to a turkey? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page. This episode is dedicated to bad girls. Who will raise the baby? Can Ghosts have sex? What does a canoe mean to you? What is a BVM? Joey did what to a turkey? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page. This episode is dedicated to bad girls. blank page, asylum podcasts, improv, rita mae brown, improv asylum, alma mater true full 8 d3dcf8c0-b6c8-4471-8df4-00109e527f7f Whip Hand with Thomas Coughlin Thomas is back for another guest episode! He just couldn't stay away. Does Ari break his own rules? What is the second awakening? Where did Diana go? Who stole Hermes? Was that Ringo Star? Where does one clean a starting gun pistol? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page!

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Whip Hand was written by Dick Francis.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Mon, 11 May 2026 04:00:00 +0000 podcastblankpage@gmail.com (Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Kayla Hutchins, Emma Skinner, August Kees, Thomas Coughlin) https://blank-page.simplecast.com/episodes/whip-hand-with-thomas-coughlin-VCShp22Z Thomas is back for another guest episode! He just couldn't stay away. Does Ari break his own rules? What is the second awakening? Where did Diana go? Who stole Hermes? Was that Ringo Star? Where does one clean a starting gun pistol? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page!

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Whip Hand was written by Dick Francis.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Whip Hand with Thomas Coughlin Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Kayla Hutchins, Emma Skinner, August Kees, Thomas Coughlin 00:58:13 Thomas is back for another guest episode! He just couldn't stay away. Does Ari break his own rules? What is the second awakening? Where did Diana go? Who stole Hermes? Was that Ringo Star? Where does one clean a starting gun pistol? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page! Thomas is back for another guest episode! He just couldn't stay away. Does Ari break his own rules? What is the second awakening? Where did Diana go? Who stole Hermes? Was that Ringo Star? Where does one clean a starting gun pistol? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page! books, horses, blank page, spys, asylum podcasts, improv, comedy, improv asylum true full 7 eebc05d5-8222-4344-9309-4ce405b3227e Backup Quarterback with Thomas Coughlin It's our first guest episode! Hello Thomas!! What is an offensive blitz? How old is Mary? What are tonight's specials? What's that clapping sound? What's the #1 way to get to a woman's heart? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page!

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Backup Quarterback was written by William Heuman.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Mon, 4 May 2026 04:00:00 +0000 podcastblankpage@gmail.com (Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Emma Skinner, Kayla Hutchins, August Kees, Thomas Coughlin) https://blank-page.simplecast.com/episodes/backup-quarterback-with-thomas-coughlin-sUP9K_Y9 It's our first guest episode! Hello Thomas!! What is an offensive blitz? How old is Mary? What are tonight's specials? What's that clapping sound? What's the #1 way to get to a woman's heart? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page!

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Backup Quarterback was written by William Heuman.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Backup Quarterback with Thomas Coughlin Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Emma Skinner, Kayla Hutchins, August Kees, Thomas Coughlin 00:55:08 It's our first guest episode! Hello Thomas!! What is an offensive blitz? How old is Mary? What are tonight's specials? What's that clapping sound? What's the #1 way to get to a woman's heart? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page! It's our first guest episode! Hello Thomas!! What is an offensive blitz? How old is Mary? What are tonight's specials? What's that clapping sound? What's the #1 way to get to a woman's heart? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page! books, asylum podcasts, improv, improv asylum, football true full 6 2b89b1c7-67ad-47fc-8b62-4f1b93d583a3 21st Century Sub Will Obe make it to the reunion? Who is Bucket? How small can fingers get? What does the Dune scream sound like? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page!

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

21st Century Sub was written by Frank Herbert.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Mon, 27 Apr 2026 04:00:00 +0000 podcastblankpage@gmail.com (Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Kayla Hutchins, August Kees, Emma Skinner) https://blank-page.simplecast.com/episodes/21st-century-sub-gOaVbxC1 Will Obe make it to the reunion? Who is Bucket? How small can fingers get? What does the Dune scream sound like? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page!

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

21st Century Sub was written by Frank Herbert.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> 21st Century Sub Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Kayla Hutchins, August Kees, Emma Skinner 01:18:29 Will Obe make it to the reunion? Who is Bucket? How small can fingers get? What does the Dune scream sound like? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page! Will Obe make it to the reunion? Who is Bucket? How small can fingers get? What does the Dune scream sound like? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page! books, blank page, asylum podcasts, improv, dune, comedy, 21st century sub, improv asylum true full 5 a9049197-52cb-4d32-aa27-ffbe889df739 A Visit From The Goon Squad Will Sasha ever say when? Will Tom Cruise find a new girlfriend? What year is it? Does the waiter remind you of a sandwich? Is anyone watching the news? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page!

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

A Visit From The Good Squad is written by Jennifer Egan.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Mon, 20 Apr 2026 04:00:00 +0000 podcastblankpage@gmail.com (Ari Goldberg, Emma Skinner, August Kees, Bo Segrest, Kayla Hutchins) https://blank-page.simplecast.com/episodes/a-visit-from-the-goon-squad-VTaNnj31 Will Sasha ever say when? Will Tom Cruise find a new girlfriend? What year is it? Does the waiter remind you of a sandwich? Is anyone watching the news? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page!

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

A Visit From The Good Squad is written by Jennifer Egan.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

Questions, comments, book recs, or simply the desire to chat? You can reach us at Podcastblankpage@gmail.com.

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]]> A Visit From The Goon Squad Ari Goldberg, Emma Skinner, August Kees, Bo Segrest, Kayla Hutchins 01:02:15 Will Sasha ever say when? Will Tom Cruise find a new girlfriend? What year is it? Does the waiter remind you of a sandwich? Is anyone watching the news? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page! Will Sasha ever say when? Will Tom Cruise find a new girlfriend? What year is it? Does the waiter remind you of a sandwich? Is anyone watching the news? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page! books, blank page, asylum podcasts, improv, comedy, a visit from the goon squad, improv asylum true full 4 39704f77-4fd2-4f11-974e-2350d08fe2e8 Swordspoint George R.R. Martin says the beginning of this book is unforgettable. We'll let you be the judge! What lurks beyond the broken windows? What ruined the town? Which Elmo is Elmo? How did he know they would come? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page.

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Swordspoint was written by Ellen Kushner.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Mon, 13 Apr 2026 04:00:00 +0000 podcastblankpage@gmail.com (Emma Skinner, Kayla Hutchins, August Kees, Bo Segrest, Ari Goldberg) https://blank-page.simplecast.com/episodes/swordspoint-5gZD5vBL George R.R. Martin says the beginning of this book is unforgettable. We'll let you be the judge! What lurks beyond the broken windows? What ruined the town? Which Elmo is Elmo? How did he know they would come? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page.

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Swordspoint was written by Ellen Kushner.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

Questions, comments, book recs, or simply the desire to chat? You can reach us at Podcastblankpage@gmail.com.

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]]> Swordspoint Emma Skinner, Kayla Hutchins, August Kees, Bo Segrest, Ari Goldberg 00:53:31 George R.R. Martin says the beginning of this book is unforgettable. We'll let you be the judge! What lurks beyond the broken windows? What ruined the town? Which Elmo is Elmo? How did he know they would come? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page. George R.R. Martin says the beginning of this book is unforgettable. We'll let you be the judge! What lurks beyond the broken windows? What ruined the town? Which Elmo is Elmo? How did he know they would come? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page. books, blank page, asylum podcasts, improv, comedy, swordspoint, improv asylum true full 3 1594eed4-6b7c-448e-a793-c26188a00cdf The Devouring Gray Who are all these characters? What are their abilities? Will anyone's Gray be devoured? Is Aunt Daria alive? Why couldn't Justin stop himself from grinning? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page!

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

The Devouring Gray was written by Christine Lynn Herman

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Mon, 6 Apr 2026 04:00:00 +0000 podcastblankpage@gmail.com (Bo Segrest, Ari Goldberg, August Kees, Kayla Hutchins) https://blank-page.simplecast.com/episodes/the-devouring-gray-EgkxOgah Who are all these characters? What are their abilities? Will anyone's Gray be devoured? Is Aunt Daria alive? Why couldn't Justin stop himself from grinning? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page!

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

The Devouring Gray was written by Christine Lynn Herman

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> The Devouring Gray Bo Segrest, Ari Goldberg, August Kees, Kayla Hutchins 01:02:05 Who are all these characters? What are their abilities? Will anyone's Gray be devoured? Is Aunt Daria alive? Why couldn't Justin stop himself from grinning? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page! Who are all these characters? What are their abilities? Will anyone's Gray be devoured? Is Aunt Daria alive? Why couldn't Justin stop himself from grinning? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page! books, boston, asylum podcasts, improv, comedy, literature, long form improv, the devouring gray, improv asylum true full 2 caf7becf-1857-48c9-b957-bd53f788424b Patricia Wants To Cuddle After reading only three pages, the cast of Blank Page brings you the fully accurate version of what happens in everyone's favorite lesbian big-foot rom-com, "Patricia Wants to Cuddle." Welcome to the sleepy town of Otter Island Washington. Who will Jeremy choose, why are Jane Austin's bones missing, and where is the perfect spot?

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Patricia Wants To Cuddle was written by Samantha Allen.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Mon, 30 Mar 2026 04:00:00 +0000 podcastblankpage@gmail.com (Kayla Hutchins, Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Emma Skinner, August Kees) https://blank-page.simplecast.com/episodes/patricia-wants-to-cuddle-NY8KVwHk After reading only three pages, the cast of Blank Page brings you the fully accurate version of what happens in everyone's favorite lesbian big-foot rom-com, "Patricia Wants to Cuddle." Welcome to the sleepy town of Otter Island Washington. Who will Jeremy choose, why are Jane Austin's bones missing, and where is the perfect spot?

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages.

Patricia Wants To Cuddle was written by Samantha Allen.

Blank Page features:
Ari Goldberg
Bo Segrest
Emma Skinner
August Kees
Kayla Hutchins

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]]> Patricia Wants To Cuddle Kayla Hutchins, Ari Goldberg, Bo Segrest, Emma Skinner, August Kees 01:04:58 After reading only three pages, the cast of Blank Page brings you the fully accurate version of what happens in everyone's favorite lesbian big-foot rom-com, "Patricia Wants to Cuddle." Welcome to the sleepy town of Otter Island Washington. Who will Jeremy choose, why are Jane Austin's bones missing, and where is the perfect spot? After reading only three pages, the cast of Blank Page brings you the fully accurate version of what happens in everyone's favorite lesbian big-foot rom-com, "Patricia Wants to Cuddle." Welcome to the sleepy town of Otter Island Washington. Who will Jeremy choose, why are Jane Austin's bones missing, and where is the perfect spot? lesbian, books, blank page, patricia wants to cuddle, asylum podcasts, improv, comedy, literature, samantha allen, big foot, improv asylum, bachelor true full 1