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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin, Max, and Alex conclude their run of Top Scallops by eating some gross food and breaking down why reality  TV often does not meet our expectations.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/article/2010/01/12/top-chef-secrets-revealed-from-the-judges-mouths-to-your-ears">'Top Chef' secrets revealed: From the judges' mouths to your ears</a></li>
<li><a href="http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-top-chef-seattle-finale-was-ruined-by-meddlesome-magical-elves/">The Top Chef: Seattle Finale Was Ruined by Meddlesome Magical Elves</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.seattlemet.com/articles/2012/7/5/a-seattle-chef-pulls-back-the-curtain-on-top-chef-july-2012">Pulling Back the Curtain on Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/lowdown-making-top-chef-article-1.225838">The lowdown on the making of 'Top Chef'</a><br />
<a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2012/09/27/reality-bites-how-top-chef-contestants-stay-undercover/">Reality Bites: How Top Chef Contestants Stay Undercover</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2012/01/top-chef-taping-texas-san-antonio-texas-healthy-food-challenge.html">Top Chef: What It's Like to Be a Diner at the Taping</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/02/things-you-learn-attending-the-top-chef-finale.html">18 Things You Learn While Attending the ‘Top Chef’ Finale</a><br />
<a href="http://adage.com/article/madisonvine-news/bravo-s-top-chef-cooks-fresh-integrations/132146/">How 'Top Chef' Cooks Up Fresh Integrations</a></li>
<li><a href="http://adage.com/article/madisonvine-news/bravo-s-top-chef-masters-upscale-sponsors/137090/">Bravo's 'Top Chef Masters' Sprinkled With More Upscale Sponsors</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/02/top-chef-seattle-season-10-finale-recap.html">Top Chef Seattle Finale Recap: David Rees on Chicken Butts and Washed Scallops</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.nola.com/tv/index.ssf/2013/10/top_chef_new_orleans_a_behind-.html">'Top Chef: New Orleans:' A behind-the-scenes look at the making of the season premiere</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.americanbar.org/content/dam/aba/administrative/entertainment_sports/materials/talent_option_nda.authcheckdam.pdf">Reality TV Contract</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.wga.org/organizesub.aspx?id=1091">How Reality TV Works</a><br />
<a href="https://zernerlaw.wordpress.com/2011/07/05/5-horrible-provisions-you-might-find-in-a-reality-show-contract/">5 Horrible Provisions You Might Find In A Reality Show Contract</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.radiolab.org/story/la-mancha-screwjob/">La Mancha Screw Job</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Quixote">Don Quixote</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salesman_(film)">Salesman</a></li>
<li><a href="http://motherboard.vice.com/read/in-pod-based-community-living-rent-is-cheap-but-sex-is-banned">In Pod-Based Community Living, Rent Is Cheap, But Sex Is Banned</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.adventurecats.org/">Adventure Cats</a></li>
<li><a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsYouKnow">As You Know, Bob</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng_-HgRfGBY">Citizens of Pawnee Montage</a></li>
<li><a href="https://friendshipping.simplecast.fm/">Friendshipping</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinyl_(TV_series)">Vinyl</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpoabtbEJOI_">Battleship Trailer</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin, Max, and Alex conclude their run of Top Scallops by eating some gross food and breaking down why reality  TV often does not meet our expectations.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/article/2010/01/12/top-chef-secrets-revealed-from-the-judges-mouths-to-your-ears">'Top Chef' secrets revealed: From the judges' mouths to your ears</a></li>
<li><a href="http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-top-chef-seattle-finale-was-ruined-by-meddlesome-magical-elves/">The Top Chef: Seattle Finale Was Ruined by Meddlesome Magical Elves</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.seattlemet.com/articles/2012/7/5/a-seattle-chef-pulls-back-the-curtain-on-top-chef-july-2012">Pulling Back the Curtain on Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/lowdown-making-top-chef-article-1.225838">The lowdown on the making of 'Top Chef'</a><br />
<a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2012/09/27/reality-bites-how-top-chef-contestants-stay-undercover/">Reality Bites: How Top Chef Contestants Stay Undercover</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2012/01/top-chef-taping-texas-san-antonio-texas-healthy-food-challenge.html">Top Chef: What It's Like to Be a Diner at the Taping</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/02/things-you-learn-attending-the-top-chef-finale.html">18 Things You Learn While Attending the ‘Top Chef’ Finale</a><br />
<a href="http://adage.com/article/madisonvine-news/bravo-s-top-chef-cooks-fresh-integrations/132146/">How 'Top Chef' Cooks Up Fresh Integrations</a></li>
<li><a href="http://adage.com/article/madisonvine-news/bravo-s-top-chef-masters-upscale-sponsors/137090/">Bravo's 'Top Chef Masters' Sprinkled With More Upscale Sponsors</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/02/top-chef-seattle-season-10-finale-recap.html">Top Chef Seattle Finale Recap: David Rees on Chicken Butts and Washed Scallops</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.nola.com/tv/index.ssf/2013/10/top_chef_new_orleans_a_behind-.html">'Top Chef: New Orleans:' A behind-the-scenes look at the making of the season premiere</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.americanbar.org/content/dam/aba/administrative/entertainment_sports/materials/talent_option_nda.authcheckdam.pdf">Reality TV Contract</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.wga.org/organizesub.aspx?id=1091">How Reality TV Works</a><br />
<a href="https://zernerlaw.wordpress.com/2011/07/05/5-horrible-provisions-you-might-find-in-a-reality-show-contract/">5 Horrible Provisions You Might Find In A Reality Show Contract</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.radiolab.org/story/la-mancha-screwjob/">La Mancha Screw Job</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Quixote">Don Quixote</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salesman_(film)">Salesman</a></li>
<li><a href="http://motherboard.vice.com/read/in-pod-based-community-living-rent-is-cheap-but-sex-is-banned">In Pod-Based Community Living, Rent Is Cheap, But Sex Is Banned</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.adventurecats.org/">Adventure Cats</a></li>
<li><a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsYouKnow">As You Know, Bob</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng_-HgRfGBY">Citizens of Pawnee Montage</a></li>
<li><a href="https://friendshipping.simplecast.fm/">Friendshipping</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinyl_(TV_series)">Vinyl</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpoabtbEJOI_">Battleship Trailer</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin, Max, and Alex respond to some constructive listener feedback before recapping the finale of Top Chef.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-15-finale">Watch Ep 15: Finale | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/behind-the-scenes-of-the-top-chef-finale">Behind the Scenes of the Top Chef Finale | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://entrepreneuruncut.com/podcast/stay-true-to-your-art-how-max-temkin-raised-or-helped-raise-10-million-on-kickstarter-with-no-paid-advertising-rejecting-marketing-tricks-and-ignoring-guru-advice-like-mine/">Ep 37 – “Stay True to Your Art”: How Max Temkin Raised $10 Million on Kickstarter with NO Paid Advertising, Rejecting “Marketing Tricks”, and Ignoring “Guru Advice” (Like Mine!) | Entrepreneur: Uncut</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-finale">Top Chef season 13 finale recap: The winner is... | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/3/18/11259616/top-chef-winner-season-13-california-jeremey-ford">‘Top Chef’ Season 13 Finale: And the Winner Is... - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uproxx.com/tv/top-chef-finale-controversy/">‘Top Chef’ Finale Controversy: Did The Wrong Guy Win?</a><br />
<a href="http://www.infiniteguest.org/conversation-parade/">Conversation Parade: An Adventure Time Podcast | Podcast | Infinite Guest Podcast Network</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.attn.com/stories/6407/george-takei-impersonates-donald-trump">George Takei Impersonates Donald Trump '2+2' Answer</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1997/05/19/trump-solo">Trump Solo - The New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/top-chef-season-13-cheftestants-where-are-they-now">Top Chef Season 13 Cheftestants: Where Are They Now? | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://entrepreneuruncut.com/podcast/stay-true-to-your-art-how-max-temkin-raised-or-helped-raise-10-million-on-kickstarter-with-no-paid-advertising-rejecting-marketing-tricks-and-ignoring-guru-advice-like-mine/">Entrepreneur Uncut Ep 37 – “Stay True to Your Art”: How Max Temkin Raised $10 Million on Kickstarter with NO Paid Advertising, Rejecting “Marketing Tricks”, and Ignoring “Guru Advice”</a></li>
<li><a href="https://overcast.fm/+BtOZqW8CU">John Gruber &amp; Merlin Mann at SxSW 2009</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2016 15:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin, Max, and Alex respond to some constructive listener feedback before recapping the finale of Top Chef.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-15-finale">Watch Ep 15: Finale | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/behind-the-scenes-of-the-top-chef-finale">Behind the Scenes of the Top Chef Finale | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://entrepreneuruncut.com/podcast/stay-true-to-your-art-how-max-temkin-raised-or-helped-raise-10-million-on-kickstarter-with-no-paid-advertising-rejecting-marketing-tricks-and-ignoring-guru-advice-like-mine/">Ep 37 – “Stay True to Your Art”: How Max Temkin Raised $10 Million on Kickstarter with NO Paid Advertising, Rejecting “Marketing Tricks”, and Ignoring “Guru Advice” (Like Mine!) | Entrepreneur: Uncut</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-finale">Top Chef season 13 finale recap: The winner is... | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/3/18/11259616/top-chef-winner-season-13-california-jeremey-ford">‘Top Chef’ Season 13 Finale: And the Winner Is... - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uproxx.com/tv/top-chef-finale-controversy/">‘Top Chef’ Finale Controversy: Did The Wrong Guy Win?</a><br />
<a href="http://www.infiniteguest.org/conversation-parade/">Conversation Parade: An Adventure Time Podcast | Podcast | Infinite Guest Podcast Network</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.attn.com/stories/6407/george-takei-impersonates-donald-trump">George Takei Impersonates Donald Trump '2+2' Answer</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1997/05/19/trump-solo">Trump Solo - The New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/top-chef-season-13-cheftestants-where-are-they-now">Top Chef Season 13 Cheftestants: Where Are They Now? | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://entrepreneuruncut.com/podcast/stay-true-to-your-art-how-max-temkin-raised-or-helped-raise-10-million-on-kickstarter-with-no-paid-advertising-rejecting-marketing-tricks-and-ignoring-guru-advice-like-mine/">Entrepreneur Uncut Ep 37 – “Stay True to Your Art”: How Max Temkin Raised $10 Million on Kickstarter with NO Paid Advertising, Rejecting “Marketing Tricks”, and Ignoring “Guru Advice”</a></li>
<li><a href="https://overcast.fm/+BtOZqW8CU">John Gruber &amp; Merlin Mann at SxSW 2009</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Max visits Merlin in his office to talk about structure and change, the downfall of TV, and &quot;magic&quot; shows.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-14-magic-hour">Watch Ep 14: Magic Hour | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-14-magic-hour">Episode 14: Magic Hour | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-14">Top Chef recap: Magic Hour | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/03/top-chef-season-13-episode-14-recap.html">Top Chef Pre-Finale Recap: It’s Magic! -- Grub Street</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mentalfloss.com/article/76737/15-delicious-facts-about-top-chef">15 Delicious Facts About ‘Top Chef’ | Mental Floss</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Copperfield_(illusionist)">David Copperfield (illusionist) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.mgmgrand.com/en/booking/show-booking.html#/step1&amp;programId=10513856-38b5-4b32-82c5-bdd878b7537a&amp;arrive=2016-03-14">DAVID COPPERFIELD 2016 MEET &amp; GREET</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.asp">Duck's Quacks Don't Echo? : snopes.com</a><br />
<a href="http://classroom.synonym.com/replace-att-voice-mail-google-voice-20534.html">How to Replace AT&amp;T; Voice Mail With Google Voice | The Classroom | Synonym</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEBAcPWpJog">Bill Hader Reveals All the Things Seth Taught Him at SNL - Late Night with Seth Meyers - YouTube</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-8/episode-12-give-me-your-huddled-masses">Watch Episode 12: Give Me Your Huddled Masses | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/227490">Watch Top Chef Online - Give Me Your Huddled Masses | Hulu</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/tehawesome?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">Henry Birdseye (@tehawesome) | Twitter</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej_aFOnT04g">Dan Harmon, Community</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/west-wing-uncensored-aaron-sorkin-703010">'West Wing' Uncensored: Aaron Sorkin, Rob Lowe, More Look Back on Early Fears, Long Hours, Contract Battles and the Real Reason for Those Departures</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.pbs.org/food/shows/great-british-baking-show/">The Great British Baking Show</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.fox.com/masterchef-junior">Master Chef Junior</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hbo.com/the-leftovers">The Leftovers</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cwtv.com/shows/the-100/?play=470dbf51-db13-424d-bfad-06605925faf3">The 100</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/71394a22-qAYImUkp</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Max visits Merlin in his office to talk about structure and change, the downfall of TV, and &quot;magic&quot; shows.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-14-magic-hour">Watch Ep 14: Magic Hour | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-14-magic-hour">Episode 14: Magic Hour | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-14">Top Chef recap: Magic Hour | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/03/top-chef-season-13-episode-14-recap.html">Top Chef Pre-Finale Recap: It’s Magic! -- Grub Street</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mentalfloss.com/article/76737/15-delicious-facts-about-top-chef">15 Delicious Facts About ‘Top Chef’ | Mental Floss</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Copperfield_(illusionist)">David Copperfield (illusionist) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.mgmgrand.com/en/booking/show-booking.html#/step1&amp;programId=10513856-38b5-4b32-82c5-bdd878b7537a&amp;arrive=2016-03-14">DAVID COPPERFIELD 2016 MEET &amp; GREET</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.asp">Duck's Quacks Don't Echo? : snopes.com</a><br />
<a href="http://classroom.synonym.com/replace-att-voice-mail-google-voice-20534.html">How to Replace AT&amp;T; Voice Mail With Google Voice | The Classroom | Synonym</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEBAcPWpJog">Bill Hader Reveals All the Things Seth Taught Him at SNL - Late Night with Seth Meyers - YouTube</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-8/episode-12-give-me-your-huddled-masses">Watch Episode 12: Give Me Your Huddled Masses | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/227490">Watch Top Chef Online - Give Me Your Huddled Masses | Hulu</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/tehawesome?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">Henry Birdseye (@tehawesome) | Twitter</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej_aFOnT04g">Dan Harmon, Community</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/west-wing-uncensored-aaron-sorkin-703010">'West Wing' Uncensored: Aaron Sorkin, Rob Lowe, More Look Back on Early Fears, Long Hours, Contract Battles and the Real Reason for Those Departures</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.pbs.org/food/shows/great-british-baking-show/">The Great British Baking Show</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.fox.com/masterchef-junior">Master Chef Junior</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hbo.com/the-leftovers">The Leftovers</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cwtv.com/shows/the-100/?play=470dbf51-db13-424d-bfad-06605925faf3">The 100</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <itunes:title>Episode 14: Don&apos;t Put a Hat on a Hat</itunes:title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Max and Merlin talk about politics and do some soul searching. And then what happens?</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-13-where-it-all-started">Watch Ep 13: Where it all Started | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-13-where-it-all-started">Episode 13: Where It All Started | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sf.eater.com/2016/3/4/11163508/bravo-top-chef-san-francisco-fleur-de-lys">Bravo Top Chefs Held Final Dinner at Fleur de Lys, Made 'Artisanal Toast' - Eater SF</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/3/4/11160288/top-chef-season-13-episode-13">‘Top Chef’ Season 13 Episode 13: Quickfire, Sudden Death, and the Final Three - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/03/top-chef-season-13-episode-13-recap.html">Top Chef Recap: It’s Not Long; It’s ‘Supersized’ -- Grub Street</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-13">Top Chef recap: Back Where It All Started | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://5by5.tv/b2w/251">Mana Goy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/3/1/11127424/trump-authoritarianism">Vox on Trump and the rise of American Authoritarianism</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.kiwifaves.co.nz/good_for/toasties/">Toasties Recipes and Ideas for New Zealanders | Kiwi Faves</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/2016/03/06/469181720/love-loss-and-spicy-pickles-in-padma-lakshmis-new-memoir">Padma on Weekend Edition</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 7 Mar 2016 23:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/4b92cd09-aNB_mKQH</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Max and Merlin talk about politics and do some soul searching. And then what happens?</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-13-where-it-all-started">Watch Ep 13: Where it all Started | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-13-where-it-all-started">Episode 13: Where It All Started | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sf.eater.com/2016/3/4/11163508/bravo-top-chef-san-francisco-fleur-de-lys">Bravo Top Chefs Held Final Dinner at Fleur de Lys, Made 'Artisanal Toast' - Eater SF</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/3/4/11160288/top-chef-season-13-episode-13">‘Top Chef’ Season 13 Episode 13: Quickfire, Sudden Death, and the Final Three - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/03/top-chef-season-13-episode-13-recap.html">Top Chef Recap: It’s Not Long; It’s ‘Supersized’ -- Grub Street</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-13">Top Chef recap: Back Where It All Started | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://5by5.tv/b2w/251">Mana Goy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.vox.com/2016/3/1/11127424/trump-authoritarianism">Vox on Trump and the rise of American Authoritarianism</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.kiwifaves.co.nz/good_for/toasties/">Toasties Recipes and Ideas for New Zealanders | Kiwi Faves</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/2016/03/06/469181720/love-loss-and-spicy-pickles-in-padma-lakshmis-new-memoir">Padma on Weekend Edition</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <title>Episode 12: Make the Lobster Sit in a Cell and Watch TV</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin, Max, and Alex argue about the Oscars and eventually get around to Top Chef.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-12-wok-this-way">Watch Ep 12: Wok This Way | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-12-wok-this-way">Episode 12: Wok This Way | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/richard-blais/richard-the-classiest-moment-in-top-chef-history">Richard: The Classiest Moment in Top Chef History | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/02/top-chef-season-13-episode-12-recap.html">Top Chef Recap: Frozen Waffles and Lobster Chop Suey -- Grub Street</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-12">Top Chef recap: Wok This Way | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thebraiser.com/top-chef-recap-wok-this-way/">Top Chef Recap: Wok This Way | The Braiser</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ocweekly.com/restaurants/your-top-chef-california-recap-oc-edition-week-10-7001458">Amar Santana Keeps Bringing It Top Chef: California | OC Weekly</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.tastemychina.com/san-francisco/home/275">San Francisco | M.Y.China</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_bears">List of fictional bears - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/355/the-giant-pool-of-money">The Giant Pool of Money | This American Life</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316795/">Alex Gibney - IMDb</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pio_of_Pietrelcina">Pio of Pietrelcina - Wikipedia, the free             tencyclopedia</a><br />
-<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-elimination_tournament">Double-elimination tournament - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/programs/wait-wait-dont-tell-me/468281858/wait-wait-dont-tell-me-for-feb-27-2016?showDate=2016-02-27">Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! For Feb. 27, 2016 : Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! : NPR</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.merlinmann.com/roderick/ep-86-the-junius-issue.html">Roderick on the Line: The Pan Man</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck">Bane Outtakes</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_QLRFMWEds">Tina Belcher Groan</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vLVbhuzWOk">Oscars : Behind the Scenes in the TV truck</a></li>
<li><a href="http://fortune.com/2014/11/12/flip-camera-founders-next-act-cheeseburgers/">Flip camera founder's next act: cheeseburgers?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hamilton-broadway-musical-60-minutes-charlie-rose-2/">Lin-Manuel Miranda on 60 Minutes</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 2 Mar 2016 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/c972c508-YcOt2eSC</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin, Max, and Alex argue about the Oscars and eventually get around to Top Chef.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-12-wok-this-way">Watch Ep 12: Wok This Way | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-12-wok-this-way">Episode 12: Wok This Way | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/richard-blais/richard-the-classiest-moment-in-top-chef-history">Richard: The Classiest Moment in Top Chef History | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/02/top-chef-season-13-episode-12-recap.html">Top Chef Recap: Frozen Waffles and Lobster Chop Suey -- Grub Street</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-12">Top Chef recap: Wok This Way | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thebraiser.com/top-chef-recap-wok-this-way/">Top Chef Recap: Wok This Way | The Braiser</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ocweekly.com/restaurants/your-top-chef-california-recap-oc-edition-week-10-7001458">Amar Santana Keeps Bringing It Top Chef: California | OC Weekly</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.tastemychina.com/san-francisco/home/275">San Francisco | M.Y.China</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_bears">List of fictional bears - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/355/the-giant-pool-of-money">The Giant Pool of Money | This American Life</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316795/">Alex Gibney - IMDb</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pio_of_Pietrelcina">Pio of Pietrelcina - Wikipedia, the free             tencyclopedia</a><br />
-<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-elimination_tournament">Double-elimination tournament - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/programs/wait-wait-dont-tell-me/468281858/wait-wait-dont-tell-me-for-feb-27-2016?showDate=2016-02-27">Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! For Feb. 27, 2016 : Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! : NPR</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.merlinmann.com/roderick/ep-86-the-junius-issue.html">Roderick on the Line: The Pan Man</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck">Bane Outtakes</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_QLRFMWEds">Tina Belcher Groan</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vLVbhuzWOk">Oscars : Behind the Scenes in the TV truck</a></li>
<li><a href="http://fortune.com/2014/11/12/flip-camera-founders-next-act-cheeseburgers/">Flip camera founder's next act: cheeseburgers?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hamilton-broadway-musical-60-minutes-charlie-rose-2/">Lin-Manuel Miranda on 60 Minutes</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin and Max bravely take on the tough issues, and Alex doesn't cut anything out.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-11-hammer-time">Watch Ep 11: Hammer Time | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-11-hammer-time">Episode 11: Hammer Time | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/gail-simmons/gail-simmons-im-re-in-love-with-mc-hammer">Gail Simmons: I'm Re-in Love with MC Hammer | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Waxman">Jonathan Waxman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chez_Panisse">Chez Panisse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/2/19/11059272/top-chef-season-13-episode-11-mc-hammer">‘Top Chef’ Season 13 Episode 11: Hammer Time - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-11">Top Chef recap: Hammer Time | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo">MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This - YouTube</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFCv86Olk8E">MC Hammer - 2 Legit 2 Quit - YouTube</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sfpl.org/index.php?pg=0100000101">Main Library :: San Francisco Public Library</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Public_Library">San Francisco Public Library - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.tongaroom.com/">Tonga Room &amp; Hurricane Bar | Home</a></li>
<li><a href="http://youlooknicetoday.com/episode/jobbo">Jobbo | You Look Nice Today</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.5ives.com/archives/2007/01/16/five-hip-hop-pseudonyms-ive-considered-for-myself/">Five hip-hop pseudonyms I’ve considered for myself | 5ives</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ender%27s_Game">Ender's Game - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.litter-robot.com/">Poo Sphere 2000</a></li>
<li><a href="http://fearnofruit.com/">Fear No Fruit</a></li>
<li><a href="https://overcast.fm/+FCH_xsa7Q/55:20">Road Work 3</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/15/11010890/hamilton-lin-manuel-miranda-grammys-2016">Hamilton Performance at the Grammy's</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/35714695701/sick-of-you">Merlin Mann - “Sick of You” (ca. 1992)</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2016 15:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/eb8f339a-YAnDvCJp</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin and Max bravely take on the tough issues, and Alex doesn't cut anything out.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-11-hammer-time">Watch Ep 11: Hammer Time | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-11-hammer-time">Episode 11: Hammer Time | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/gail-simmons/gail-simmons-im-re-in-love-with-mc-hammer">Gail Simmons: I'm Re-in Love with MC Hammer | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Waxman">Jonathan Waxman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chez_Panisse">Chez Panisse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/2/19/11059272/top-chef-season-13-episode-11-mc-hammer">‘Top Chef’ Season 13 Episode 11: Hammer Time - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-11">Top Chef recap: Hammer Time | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo">MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This - YouTube</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFCv86Olk8E">MC Hammer - 2 Legit 2 Quit - YouTube</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sfpl.org/index.php?pg=0100000101">Main Library :: San Francisco Public Library</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Public_Library">San Francisco Public Library - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.tongaroom.com/">Tonga Room &amp; Hurricane Bar | Home</a></li>
<li><a href="http://youlooknicetoday.com/episode/jobbo">Jobbo | You Look Nice Today</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.5ives.com/archives/2007/01/16/five-hip-hop-pseudonyms-ive-considered-for-myself/">Five hip-hop pseudonyms I’ve considered for myself | 5ives</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ender%27s_Game">Ender's Game - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.litter-robot.com/">Poo Sphere 2000</a></li>
<li><a href="http://fearnofruit.com/">Fear No Fruit</a></li>
<li><a href="https://overcast.fm/+FCH_xsa7Q/55:20">Road Work 3</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/15/11010890/hamilton-lin-manuel-miranda-grammys-2016">Hamilton Performance at the Grammy's</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/35714695701/sick-of-you">Merlin Mann - “Sick of You” (ca. 1992)</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin and Alex discuss Top Chef's mythic qualities, secrecy around rules of the show, and their cats. Max is away at Hot Dog University.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-10-restaurant-wars-part-2">Watch Ep 10: Restaurant Wars, Part 2 | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/02/top-chef-season-13-episode-10-_recap.html">Top Chef Recap: Champagne Salads and Strawberry Dreams -- Grub Street</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-10">Top Chef recap: Restaurant Wars, Part 2 | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/2/12/10976664/top-chef-season-13-episode-10-restaurant-wars">‘Top Chef’ Season 13 Episode 10: Restaurant Wars, Dinner Is Served - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.viennabeef.com/hot-dog-university">Hot Dog University, Learning the Art of the Cart | Vienna Beef</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feline_immunodeficiency_virus">Feline immunodeficiency virus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://canary.is/">Canary: A complete security system in a single device</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.pbs.org/food/shows/great-british-baking-show/">The Great British Baking Show</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uproxx.com/tv/10-commandments-of-top-chef/">The 10 Commandments Of Top Chef: How to Get Kicked Off Early</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetbread">Sweetbread - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dMoyLlhuq8">Parks and Recreation's Amazing Craig Middlebrooks (All Scenes, Season 6) - YouTube</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2016 13:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/6840f6d0-SXX1Y91B</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin and Alex discuss Top Chef's mythic qualities, secrecy around rules of the show, and their cats. Max is away at Hot Dog University.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-10-restaurant-wars-part-2">Watch Ep 10: Restaurant Wars, Part 2 | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/02/top-chef-season-13-episode-10-_recap.html">Top Chef Recap: Champagne Salads and Strawberry Dreams -- Grub Street</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-10">Top Chef recap: Restaurant Wars, Part 2 | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/2/12/10976664/top-chef-season-13-episode-10-restaurant-wars">‘Top Chef’ Season 13 Episode 10: Restaurant Wars, Dinner Is Served - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.viennabeef.com/hot-dog-university">Hot Dog University, Learning the Art of the Cart | Vienna Beef</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feline_immunodeficiency_virus">Feline immunodeficiency virus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://canary.is/">Canary: A complete security system in a single device</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.pbs.org/food/shows/great-british-baking-show/">The Great British Baking Show</a></li>
<li><a href="http://uproxx.com/tv/10-commandments-of-top-chef/">The 10 Commandments Of Top Chef: How to Get Kicked Off Early</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetbread">Sweetbread - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dMoyLlhuq8">Parks and Recreation's Amazing Craig Middlebrooks (All Scenes, Season 6) - YouTube</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <title>Episodd 9: We’re Not an Old Sicilian Woman</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Special guest <a href="https://twitter.com/nickkokonas?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">Nick Kokonas</a> of three Michelin star restaurant Alinea discusses running a kitchen, the production problems behind Top Chef, and being broth blocked.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-9-restaurant-wars-part-1">Watch Ep 9: Restaurant Wars, Part 1 | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-9-restaurant-wars-part-1">Episode 9: Restaurant Wars Part 1 | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/nickkokonas?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">Nick Kokonas</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.tocktix.com/">Tock</a></li>
<li><a href="https://website.alinearestaurant.com/">Alinea</a></li>
<li><a href="http://website.theaviary.com/">The Aviary</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-9">Top Chef recap: Restaurant Wars, Part 1 | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/02/top-chef-season-13-episode-9-recap.html">Top Chef Recap: It’s Time for Restaurant Wars -- Grub Street</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/2/5/10921342/top-chef-season-13-episode-9-restaurant-wars-lunch">Top Chef Season 13 Episode 9: The Return of Restaurant Wars - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-5/blogs/grant-achatz">Grant Achatz | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gothamist.com/2008/11/27/elimination_challenge_microwave_gib.php">Grant Achatz Discusses His Top Chef Stint: Gothamist</a></li>
<li><a href="http://crucialdetail.com/">Crucial Detail</a></li>
<li><a href="http://crucialdetail.com/pages/martin-kastner-bio">Martin Kastner – Crucial Detail</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garde_manger">Garde manger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiseki">Kaiseki - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://pastebin.com/f5G3rwc5">Nick's Japanese Restaurant Reccomendations</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.viennabeef.com/hot-dog-university">Hot Dog University, Learning the Art of the Cart | Vienna Beef</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
<p><strong>Thanks again to <a href="https://twitter.com/nickkokonas?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">Nick</a> for stopping by the studio!</strong></p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2016 18:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/b64604cc-eR_d93tt</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Special guest <a href="https://twitter.com/nickkokonas?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">Nick Kokonas</a> of three Michelin star restaurant Alinea discusses running a kitchen, the production problems behind Top Chef, and being broth blocked.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-9-restaurant-wars-part-1">Watch Ep 9: Restaurant Wars, Part 1 | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-9-restaurant-wars-part-1">Episode 9: Restaurant Wars Part 1 | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/nickkokonas?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">Nick Kokonas</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.tocktix.com/">Tock</a></li>
<li><a href="https://website.alinearestaurant.com/">Alinea</a></li>
<li><a href="http://website.theaviary.com/">The Aviary</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-9">Top Chef recap: Restaurant Wars, Part 1 | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/02/top-chef-season-13-episode-9-recap.html">Top Chef Recap: It’s Time for Restaurant Wars -- Grub Street</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/2/5/10921342/top-chef-season-13-episode-9-restaurant-wars-lunch">Top Chef Season 13 Episode 9: The Return of Restaurant Wars - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-5/blogs/grant-achatz">Grant Achatz | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gothamist.com/2008/11/27/elimination_challenge_microwave_gib.php">Grant Achatz Discusses His Top Chef Stint: Gothamist</a></li>
<li><a href="http://crucialdetail.com/">Crucial Detail</a></li>
<li><a href="http://crucialdetail.com/pages/martin-kastner-bio">Martin Kastner – Crucial Detail</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garde_manger">Garde manger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiseki">Kaiseki - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://pastebin.com/f5G3rwc5">Nick's Japanese Restaurant Reccomendations</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.viennabeef.com/hot-dog-university">Hot Dog University, Learning the Art of the Cart | Vienna Beef</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
<p><strong>Thanks again to <a href="https://twitter.com/nickkokonas?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">Nick</a> for stopping by the studio!</strong></p>
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      <itunes:title>Episodd 9: We’re Not an Old Sicilian Woman</itunes:title>
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      <title>Episode 8: A Potato Sack of Lobster Tails</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin and Max discuss misperceptions of our own creative work, and Alex is still mad at Phillip.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-8-wheres-the-beef" title="Watch Ep 8: Where's the Beef? | Top Chef">Watch Ep 8: Where's the Beef? | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/last-chance-kitchen/season-5/videos/lck-ep-7-beef" title="Watch LCK Ep 7: Beef! | Last Chance Kitchen Videos">Watch LCK Ep 7: Beef! | Last Chance Kitchen Videos</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/soign%C3%A9" title="soigné - Wiktionary">soigné - Wiktionary</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefsteak_(banquet)">Beefsteak</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-8">Top Chef recap: Where's the Beef? | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/1/29/10866706/top-chef-season-13-episode-8-jacques-la-merde">Top Chef Season 13 Episode 8: Big Reveals and Beefsteaks - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2016/01/29/top-chef-recap-eating-with-eyes-and-hands/">Top Chef Recap: Eating with Eyes and Hands - Young &amp; Hungry</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/01/in-defense-of-instagramming-your-food/433974/">Top Chef's Instagram Episode Makes It Clearer Than Ever: 'Camera Cuisine' Is Here to Stay - The Atlantic</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.nola.com/dining/index.ssf/2016/01/top_chef_competitor_isaac_toup_2.html">'Top Chef' competitor Isaac Toups' on Ep. 8: 'I absolutely disagreed with the judges' | NOLA.com</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulacra_and_Simulation">Simulacra and Simulation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/%7Eikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm">&quot;The World of Wrestling&quot; by Roland Barthes</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU2mbWwVSXU">Honing vs. Sharpening a Knife</a></li>
<li><a href="https://vimeo.com/87848398">How to Sharpen a Knife with a Whetstone</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dMoyLlhuq8">Craig on Parks and Recreation</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 3 Feb 2016 17:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/6cd9a23d-1fWeWQEi</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merlin and Max discuss misperceptions of our own creative work, and Alex is still mad at Phillip.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/ep-8-wheres-the-beef" title="Watch Ep 8: Where's the Beef? | Top Chef">Watch Ep 8: Where's the Beef? | Top Chef</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/last-chance-kitchen/season-5/videos/lck-ep-7-beef" title="Watch LCK Ep 7: Beef! | Last Chance Kitchen Videos">Watch LCK Ep 7: Beef! | Last Chance Kitchen Videos</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/soign%C3%A9" title="soigné - Wiktionary">soigné - Wiktionary</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefsteak_(banquet)">Beefsteak</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ew.com/recap/top-chef-season-13-episode-8">Top Chef recap: Where's the Beef? | EW.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.eater.com/2016/1/29/10866706/top-chef-season-13-episode-8-jacques-la-merde">Top Chef Season 13 Episode 8: Big Reveals and Beefsteaks - Eater</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2016/01/29/top-chef-recap-eating-with-eyes-and-hands/">Top Chef Recap: Eating with Eyes and Hands - Young &amp; Hungry</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/01/in-defense-of-instagramming-your-food/433974/">Top Chef's Instagram Episode Makes It Clearer Than Ever: 'Camera Cuisine' Is Here to Stay - The Atlantic</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.nola.com/dining/index.ssf/2016/01/top_chef_competitor_isaac_toup_2.html">'Top Chef' competitor Isaac Toups' on Ep. 8: 'I absolutely disagreed with the judges' | NOLA.com</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulacra_and_Simulation">Simulacra and Simulation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/%7Eikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm">&quot;The World of Wrestling&quot; by Roland Barthes</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU2mbWwVSXU">Honing vs. Sharpening a Knife</a></li>
<li><a href="https://vimeo.com/87848398">How to Sharpen a Knife with a Whetstone</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dMoyLlhuq8">Craig on Parks and Recreation</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork, and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <itunes:title>Episode 8: A Potato Sack of Lobster Tails</itunes:title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Max and Merlin discuss what people mean when they think about inspiration, the finer side of fast food, and mandolin catastrophes.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-7-10th-anniversary">Episode 7: 10th Anniversary | Top Chef Photos</a><br />
-<a href="http://www.bravotv.com/last-chance-kitchen/season-5/videos/lck-ep-6-boring-ingredients-awesome-dish"> Watch LCK Ep 6: Boring Ingredients, Awesome Dish | Last Chance Kitchen Videos</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXFlPR9inY">Mr. Show: The Dewey Awards (full) including Bob Lamonta Story - YouTube</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supertaster">Supertaster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfuZZg0M2Hc">Padma’s a Super Taster</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/2015/05/24/408240176/post-ron-swanson-nick-offerman-has-the-gumption-to-be-himself">Interview: Nick Offerman, Author Of 'Gumption' : NPR</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/2013/11/09/243936010/not-my-job-we-quiz-nick-offerman-on-the-finer-points-of-manhood">Not My Job: We Quiz Nick Offerman On The Finer Points Of Manhood : NPR</a></li>
<li><a href="http://offermanwoodshop.com/">Home - Woodworkers Collective - Los Angeles - Offerman Woodshop</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.aboutmcdonalds.com/mcd/corporate_careers/training_and_development/hamburger_university.html">Hamburger University - McDonald's :: AboutMcDonalds.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.culvers.com/">Culver's</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-feedbags-let-americans-eat-more-move--14238">New Wearable Feed Bags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n84TMNtGn0w">Morton Salt Building Collapse</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Creative-Habit-Learn-Life/dp/1480589837">The Creative Habit: Learn It and Use It for Life: Twyla Tharp, Lauren Fortgang: 0889290308436: Amazon.com: Books</a></li>
<li><a href="http://5by5.tv/b2w/251">Back to Work 251: Mana Goy</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.soyvay.com/recipes/?gclid=CjwKEAiA8qG1BRDz0tmK0pufw3QSJACfn6olmXmzp9dkoP32p9ZgVEG4s4gjI4baWZa7MyiAL33W8RoCFcbw_wcB">Soy Vay</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2016 19:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/ff5eaff3-Xhc_pptE</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Max and Merlin discuss what people mean when they think about inspiration, the finer side of fast food, and mandolin catastrophes.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-7-10th-anniversary">Episode 7: 10th Anniversary | Top Chef Photos</a><br />
-<a href="http://www.bravotv.com/last-chance-kitchen/season-5/videos/lck-ep-6-boring-ingredients-awesome-dish"> Watch LCK Ep 6: Boring Ingredients, Awesome Dish | Last Chance Kitchen Videos</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXFlPR9inY">Mr. Show: The Dewey Awards (full) including Bob Lamonta Story - YouTube</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supertaster">Supertaster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfuZZg0M2Hc">Padma’s a Super Taster</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/2015/05/24/408240176/post-ron-swanson-nick-offerman-has-the-gumption-to-be-himself">Interview: Nick Offerman, Author Of 'Gumption' : NPR</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/2013/11/09/243936010/not-my-job-we-quiz-nick-offerman-on-the-finer-points-of-manhood">Not My Job: We Quiz Nick Offerman On The Finer Points Of Manhood : NPR</a></li>
<li><a href="http://offermanwoodshop.com/">Home - Woodworkers Collective - Los Angeles - Offerman Woodshop</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.aboutmcdonalds.com/mcd/corporate_careers/training_and_development/hamburger_university.html">Hamburger University - McDonald's :: AboutMcDonalds.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.culvers.com/">Culver's</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-feedbags-let-americans-eat-more-move--14238">New Wearable Feed Bags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n84TMNtGn0w">Morton Salt Building Collapse</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Creative-Habit-Learn-Life/dp/1480589837">The Creative Habit: Learn It and Use It for Life: Twyla Tharp, Lauren Fortgang: 0889290308436: Amazon.com: Books</a></li>
<li><a href="http://5by5.tv/b2w/251">Back to Work 251: Mana Goy</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.soyvay.com/recipes/?gclid=CjwKEAiA8qG1BRDz0tmK0pufw3QSJACfn6olmXmzp9dkoP32p9ZgVEG4s4gjI4baWZa7MyiAL33W8RoCFcbw_wcB">Soy Vay</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Max and Merlin discuss focus in the kitchen and workplace, Cajun Sparkle Recipes, and why you might need a tin foil hat.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-6-banannaise">Episode 6: Banannaise | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ras_el_hanout">Ras el hanout - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%27s_al_Ghul">Ra's al Ghul - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002NQB63E">Amazon.com: Cambro 12189CW135 4.75 Gallon Polycarbonate Food Storage Camwear Box: Lidded Home Storage Bins: Kitchen &amp; Dining</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00X4WHP5E/ref=ods_xs_ae_shurl?tag=googhydr-20&amp;hvadid=68272153763&amp;hvpos=1t1&amp;hvexid=&amp;hvnetw=g&amp;hvrand=7499469419311703451&amp;hvpone=&amp;hvptwo=&amp;hvqmt=b&amp;hvdev=c&amp;ref=pd_sl_9t8jranrxe_b">Amazon Echo</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.backblaze.com/speedtest/">Bandwidth Test</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGuffin">MacGuffin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://i.imgur.com/GbQf2R5.png">Lifehacks</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/Popeyes-Cajun-Sparkle-Copycat-Recipe.html">Top Secret Recipes | Popeye's Cajun Sparkle Copycat Recipe</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.purify-app.com/">Purify, iOS Tracking and Ad Blocker</a></li>
<li><a href="http://techland.time.com/2012/02/17/how-target-knew-a-high-school-girl-was-pregnant-before-her-parents/">How Target Knew a High School Girl Was Pregnant Before Her Parents Did</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.wired.com/2015/09/opm-now-admits-5-6m-feds-fingerprints-stolen-hackers/">OPM Now Admits 5.6m Feds’ Fingerprints Were Stolen By Hackers</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2016 23:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/0d6291bd-6a0d_4xN</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Max and Merlin discuss focus in the kitchen and workplace, Cajun Sparkle Recipes, and why you might need a tin foil hat.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-6-banannaise">Episode 6: Banannaise | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ras_el_hanout">Ras el hanout - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%27s_al_Ghul">Ra's al Ghul - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002NQB63E">Amazon.com: Cambro 12189CW135 4.75 Gallon Polycarbonate Food Storage Camwear Box: Lidded Home Storage Bins: Kitchen &amp; Dining</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00X4WHP5E/ref=ods_xs_ae_shurl?tag=googhydr-20&amp;hvadid=68272153763&amp;hvpos=1t1&amp;hvexid=&amp;hvnetw=g&amp;hvrand=7499469419311703451&amp;hvpone=&amp;hvptwo=&amp;hvqmt=b&amp;hvdev=c&amp;ref=pd_sl_9t8jranrxe_b">Amazon Echo</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.backblaze.com/speedtest/">Bandwidth Test</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGuffin">MacGuffin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://i.imgur.com/GbQf2R5.png">Lifehacks</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/Popeyes-Cajun-Sparkle-Copycat-Recipe.html">Top Secret Recipes | Popeye's Cajun Sparkle Copycat Recipe</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.purify-app.com/">Purify, iOS Tracking and Ad Blocker</a></li>
<li><a href="http://techland.time.com/2012/02/17/how-target-knew-a-high-school-girl-was-pregnant-before-her-parents/">How Target Knew a High School Girl Was Pregnant Before Her Parents Did</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.wired.com/2015/09/opm-now-admits-5-6m-feds-fingerprints-stolen-hackers/">OPM Now Admits 5.6m Feds’ Fingerprints Were Stolen By Hackers</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to our producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Merlin and Max discuss Apple Music, their sous vide methods, a new business venture, and possibly Star Wars.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-5-a-top-chef-wedding">Episode 5: A Top Chef Wedding | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/gail-simmons/gail-this-was-a-very-controversial-judges-table">Gail: This Was a Very Controversial Judges Table | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslight_(1944_film)">Gaslight (1944 film) - Wikipedia, the free<br />
encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/FoodSaver-V2244-Vacuum-Sealing-System/dp/B0044XDA3S">FoodSaver V2244 Vacuum Sealing System</a></li>
<li><a href="http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/09/30/i-can-tolerate-anything-except-the-outgroup/">I Can Tolerate Anything Except The Outgroup | Slate Star<br />
Codex</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/ChefArtSmith?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">Chef Art Smith (@ChefArtSmith) |<br />
Twitter</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristen_Kish">Kristen Kish - Wikipedia, the free<br />
encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-msg-got-a-bad-rap-flawed-science-and-xenophobia/">How MSG<br />
Got a Bad Rap: Flawed Science and<br />
Xenophobia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://variety.com/2015/film/news/harrison-ford-star-wars-pay-force-awakens-cast-1201666236/">Harrison Ford was Paid Over 50x More Than His <em>Star Wars</em><br />
Co-Stars</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54i9-BYVvQA">How Spielberg Got 2.5% of <em>Star<br />
Wars</em></a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to out producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2016 19:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/4beeafc6-MwY3TE7A</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merlin and Max discuss Apple Music, their sous vide methods, a new business venture, and possibly Star Wars.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/photos/episode-5-a-top-chef-wedding">Episode 5: A Top Chef Wedding | Top Chef Photos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/gail-simmons/gail-this-was-a-very-controversial-judges-table">Gail: This Was a Very Controversial Judges Table | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslight_(1944_film)">Gaslight (1944 film) - Wikipedia, the free<br />
encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/FoodSaver-V2244-Vacuum-Sealing-System/dp/B0044XDA3S">FoodSaver V2244 Vacuum Sealing System</a></li>
<li><a href="http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/09/30/i-can-tolerate-anything-except-the-outgroup/">I Can Tolerate Anything Except The Outgroup | Slate Star<br />
Codex</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/ChefArtSmith?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor">Chef Art Smith (@ChefArtSmith) |<br />
Twitter</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristen_Kish">Kristen Kish - Wikipedia, the free<br />
encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-msg-got-a-bad-rap-flawed-science-and-xenophobia/">How MSG<br />
Got a Bad Rap: Flawed Science and<br />
Xenophobia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://variety.com/2015/film/news/harrison-ford-star-wars-pay-force-awakens-cast-1201666236/">Harrison Ford was Paid Over 50x More Than His <em>Star Wars</em><br />
Co-Stars</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54i9-BYVvQA">How Spielberg Got 2.5% of <em>Star<br />
Wars</em></a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to out producer <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">Alex Cox</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>This week Merlin and Max discuss how to handle the stressors of being in the kitchen as well as the poor gaming of some of the show's challenges.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.gosunstove.com/" title="GoSun Stove: Fast, Portable and Practical Solar Cooker">GoSun Stove: Fast, Portable and Practical Solar Cooker</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.5ives.com/archives/2008/06/09/five-unusual-top-chef-production-crew-titles/">Five unusual Top Chef production crew titles | 5ives</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.livescience.com/39371-skyscraper-melts-cars-20-fenchurch.html">London's Burning: How a Skyscraper Melts Cars | 20 Fenchurch Walkie-Talkie</a></li>
<li><a href="https://huffduffer.com/MaxTemkin/286476">MUNCHIES: The Podcast: #7 Gail Simmons - How Top Chef Changed Food</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.fox.com/masterchef-junior">MasterChef Junior</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">producer Alex</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>This week Merlin and Max discuss how to handle the stressors of being in the kitchen as well as the poor gaming of some of the show's challenges.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.gosunstove.com/" title="GoSun Stove: Fast, Portable and Practical Solar Cooker">GoSun Stove: Fast, Portable and Practical Solar Cooker</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.5ives.com/archives/2008/06/09/five-unusual-top-chef-production-crew-titles/">Five unusual Top Chef production crew titles | 5ives</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.livescience.com/39371-skyscraper-melts-cars-20-fenchurch.html">London's Burning: How a Skyscraper Melts Cars | 20 Fenchurch Walkie-Talkie</a></li>
<li><a href="https://huffduffer.com/MaxTemkin/286476">MUNCHIES: The Podcast: #7 Gail Simmons - How Top Chef Changed Food</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.fox.com/masterchef-junior">MasterChef Junior</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">producer Alex</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>This week Max and Merlin discuss time management and Hidden Valley Ranch's Food Waste Reduction program.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/videos/top-chef-california-west-coast-here-we-come">Watch Top Chef California: West Coast Here We Come! | Top Chef Videos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-1">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs: Karen Akunowicz, Angelina Bastidas, Carl Dooley, Garret Fleming | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-2">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs: Jeremy Ford, Renee Kelly, Phillip Frankland Lee, Marjorie Meek-Bradley | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-3">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs: Kwame Onwuachi, Amar Santana, Grayson Schmitz, Jason Stratton | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-4">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs: Giselle Wellman, Frances Tariga-Weshnak, Isaac Toups, Wesley True, Chad White | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_urchin#As_food">Sea urchin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sibleyhub.com/">The Hub @ Sibley</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru">Kobayashi Maru - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.merlinmann.com/roderick/ep-14-big-city-apology.html">Ep. 14: &quot;Big City Apology&quot; - Roderick on the Line - Merlin Mann</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hofstadter%27s_law">Hofstadter's law - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mythical_Man-Month">The Mythical Man-Month - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw2WsXIgO6A">Portlandia | 911 Beets Emergency - YouTube</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">producer Alex</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2015 17:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/0ab11384-KvmoqYBx</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>This week Max and Merlin discuss time management and Hidden Valley Ranch's Food Waste Reduction program.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/videos/top-chef-california-west-coast-here-we-come">Watch Top Chef California: West Coast Here We Come! | Top Chef Videos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-1">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs: Karen Akunowicz, Angelina Bastidas, Carl Dooley, Garret Fleming | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-2">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs: Jeremy Ford, Renee Kelly, Phillip Frankland Lee, Marjorie Meek-Bradley | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-3">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs: Kwame Onwuachi, Amar Santana, Grayson Schmitz, Jason Stratton | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-4">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs: Giselle Wellman, Frances Tariga-Weshnak, Isaac Toups, Wesley True, Chad White | Top Chef Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_urchin#As_food">Sea urchin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sibleyhub.com/">The Hub @ Sibley</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru">Kobayashi Maru - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.merlinmann.com/roderick/ep-14-big-city-apology.html">Ep. 14: &quot;Big City Apology&quot; - Roderick on the Line - Merlin Mann</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hofstadter%27s_law">Hofstadter's law - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mythical_Man-Month">The Mythical Man-Month - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw2WsXIgO6A">Portlandia | 911 Beets Emergency - YouTube</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">producer Alex</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/videos/top-chef-california-west-coast-here-we-come">Top Chef California: West Coast</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Chef_(season_6)">Top Chef season 6</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-1">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs, part 1</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-2">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs, part 2</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-3">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs, part 3</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-4">Top Chef Season 13 Chef, part 4</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/top-chef-explore-season-13s-sleek-kitchen">Top Chef 13 Kitchen Tour</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ruhlmans-Twenty-Techniques-Recipes-Manifesto/dp/0811876438">Ruhlman's Twenty</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0009858/quotes">Colette from Ratatouille</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qby0ed4aVpo">John Cleese on Creativity</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect">Dunning–Kruger effect</a></li>
<li><a href="http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Lumpy_Space_Princess">Lumpy Space Princess</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">producer Alex</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 7 Dec 2015 18:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/d2036770-K6PvP2hm</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>This week Max and Merlin check in on Tom and speculate about this season of Top Chef.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/videos/top-chef-california-west-coast-here-we-come">Top Chef California: West Coast</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Chef_(season_6)">Top Chef season 6</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-1">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs, part 1</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-2">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs, part 2</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-3">Top Chef Season 13 Chefs, part 3</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/meet-top-chef-season-13s-cheftestants-part-4">Top Chef Season 13 Chef, part 4</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/blogs/top-chef-explore-season-13s-sleek-kitchen">Top Chef 13 Kitchen Tour</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ruhlmans-Twenty-Techniques-Recipes-Manifesto/dp/0811876438">Ruhlman's Twenty</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0009858/quotes">Colette from Ratatouille</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qby0ed4aVpo">John Cleese on Creativity</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect">Dunning–Kruger effect</a></li>
<li><a href="http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Lumpy_Space_Princess">Lumpy Space Princess</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">producer Alex</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <itunes:title>Episodes 1 &amp; 2: BIG Flavors</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>This week Max and Merlin check in on Tom and line up the dingalings.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0: Project Food with Werner Herzog</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>This week Merlin and Max introduce Top Chef and talk about staring into the creative abyss.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Merlin's podcasts: <a href="http://5by5.tv/b2w">Back to Work</a>, <a href="http://www.merlinmann.com/roderick/">Roderick on the Line</a>, <a href="https://www.relay.fm/rd">Reconcilable Differences</a>, <a href="http://www.loopinsight.com/thedalrymplereport/">The Dalrymple Report</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNNuWWtqgqs">The origin of the title Top Scallops</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/videos/top-chef-california-west-coast-here-we-come">Preview Season 13 of Top Chef on Bravo</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hulu.com/top-chef">Previous seasons of Top Chef on Hulu</a> (Max's favorite is Season 4, Merlin's is Season 6)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.radiolab.org/story/la-mancha-screwjob/">Radio Lab: La Mancha Screw Job</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Runway">Project Runway, aka Top Dress</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169491/">Junkyard Wars</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Colony_%28U.S._TV_series%29">The Colony</a></li>
<li><a href="https://medium.com/@pang/what-i-ve-learned-in-11-years-working-at-the-chicago-tribune-c81df4851bea#.2asx0z5fr">Kevin Pang’s Farewell Letter from the Chicago Tribune</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">producer Alex</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2015 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>max.temkin@gmail.com (Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin)</author>
      <link>https://topscallops.simplecast.com/episodes/275c1ba5-GeyP2vCC</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>This week Merlin and Max introduce Top Chef and talk about staring into the creative abyss.</strong></p>
<p><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/top-scallops/id1062424055">Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes</a> or via <a href="http://simplecast.fm/podcasts/1497/rss">RSS</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you to <a href="https://www.backblaze.com/scallop">our friends at Backblaze</a> for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast.</p>
<p><strong>Show notes:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Merlin's podcasts: <a href="http://5by5.tv/b2w">Back to Work</a>, <a href="http://www.merlinmann.com/roderick/">Roderick on the Line</a>, <a href="https://www.relay.fm/rd">Reconcilable Differences</a>, <a href="http://www.loopinsight.com/thedalrymplereport/">The Dalrymple Report</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNNuWWtqgqs">The origin of the title Top Scallops</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-13/videos/top-chef-california-west-coast-here-we-come">Preview Season 13 of Top Chef on Bravo</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hulu.com/top-chef">Previous seasons of Top Chef on Hulu</a> (Max's favorite is Season 4, Merlin's is Season 6)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.radiolab.org/story/la-mancha-screwjob/">Radio Lab: La Mancha Screw Job</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Runway">Project Runway, aka Top Dress</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169491/">Junkyard Wars</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Colony_%28U.S._TV_series%29">The Colony</a></li>
<li><a href="https://medium.com/@pang/what-i-ve-learned-in-11-years-working-at-the-chicago-tribune-c81df4851bea#.2asx0z5fr">Kevin Pang’s Farewell Letter from the Chicago Tribune</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/alexcox">producer Alex</a> for editing, <a href="http://kevinbudnik.com/">Kevin Budnik</a> for our show artwork and <a href="https://sethboyer.bandcamp.com/">Seth Boyer</a> for our music!</p>
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      <itunes:title>Episode 0: Project Food with Werner Herzog</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>This week Merlin and Max introduce Top Chef and talk about staring into the creative abyss.</itunes:summary>
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