https://simplecast.com Ear Phuckers Ear Phuckers is the no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud podcast where two best friends and roommates take you on a wild ride through the land of the taboo. Every episode, they tackle all the uncomfortable, cringey, and "did they really just say that?" topics that most people run away from. With a devil’s advocate twist on everything from politics to relationships to society’s most sacred cows, Ear Phuckers is like eavesdropping on two people who give exactly zero f**ks about playing it safe. Expect unfiltered, raw, and hilarious conversations that push all the boundaries—because why not? These two don’t just tiptoe around controversial topics; they cannonball right in and drag you along for the ride. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, and you’ll probably question a few life choices along the way. Whether they’re poking holes in modern social norms or roasting the day’s hottest takes, the only rule here is: nothing is sacred. Looking for a podcast that’s part intellectual debate, part roast fest, and 100% entertaining? Look no further. Ear Phuckers is here to drop truth bombs, challenge everything you think you know, and make you laugh till you snort. If you're tired of podcasts that play it safe and want to dive into a world where sarcasm meets smarts, dark humor reigns, and nothing is too controversial to touch, you're in the right place. Perfect for fans of edgy comedy, offensive jokes (the good kind), and thought-provoking conversations, Ear Phuckers is your go-to for uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetic content. Just be warned: once you start listening, you’ll be hooked—and you might start questioning everything you once thought was untouchable. 2021 Ear Phuckers en Wed, 25 Sep 2024 00:55:42 +0000 Wed, 25 Sep 2024 04:37:52 +0000 https://ear-phuckers.simplecast.com Ear Phuckers https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/daa939f3-f919-440d-b12d-62c57a27e325/d30fb78e-8ac9-44a4-a1ad-02adca14673f/3000x3000/ear-phuckers-2.jpg?aid=rss_feed https://ear-phuckers.simplecast.com episodic Ear Phuckers is the no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud podcast where two best friends and roommates take you on a wild ride through the land of the taboo. Every episode, they tackle all the uncomfortable, cringey, and "did they really just say that?" topics that most people run away from. With a devil’s advocate twist on everything from politics to relationships to society’s most sacred cows, Ear Phuckers is like eavesdropping on two people who give exactly zero f**ks about playing it safe. Expect unfiltered, raw, and hilarious conversations that push all the boundaries—because why not? These two don’t just tiptoe around controversial topics; they cannonball right in and drag you along for the ride. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, and you’ll probably question a few life choices along the way. Whether they’re poking holes in modern social norms or roasting the day’s hottest takes, the only rule here is: nothing is sacred. Looking for a podcast that’s part intellectual debate, part roast fest, and 100% entertaining? Look no further. Ear Phuckers is here to drop truth bombs, challenge everything you think you know, and make you laugh till you snort. If you're tired of podcasts that play it safe and want to dive into a world where sarcasm meets smarts, dark humor reigns, and nothing is too controversial to touch, you're in the right place. Perfect for fans of edgy comedy, offensive jokes (the good kind), and thought-provoking conversations, Ear Phuckers is your go-to for uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetic content. Just be warned: once you start listening, you’ll be hooked—and you might start questioning everything you once thought was untouchable. Kyle Von, Mars Mescudi true https://feeds.simplecast.com/SllPKfsE adhd friendly, comedy, irreverent, random, cringe Cloudlife Creative LLC mmescudigroup@gmail.com 9a38afef-2705-4ad7-8efb-8e49ae25a1a5 We're Back to Freak Off Wed, 25 Sep 2024 00:55:42 +0000 mmescudigroup@gmail.com (Mars Mescudi, Kyle Von) https://ear-phuckers.simplecast.com/episodes/were-back-to-freak-off-ieZk2PGV We're Back to Freak Off Mars Mescudi, Kyle Von 00:23:52 Welcome to the long-awaited return of Ear Phuckers! Mars and Kyle are back for Season 2, and things get weird fast. After surviving motorcycle accidents (yes, Kyle lost toes, Mars broke his pelvis—don’t ask), they dive headfirst into hilarious, NSFW banter. This episode is packed with bizarre stories about a man on the run for committing cucumber-related crimes, wild conspiracy theories involving Venezuelan toe thieves, and a deep dive into the do’s and don’ts of a “freak off.” If you're into edgy, explicit comedy podcasts, wild stories, and chaotic humor, this episode is packed with it all. Plus, there's some highly questionable "financial advice" involving stocks (because why not?). Expect some dead air charades, outrageous sound effects, and a whole lot of NSFW laughs. Tune in, subscribe, and download now for wild conversations, dark humor, and the kind of content that'll make your search history look suspicious. It's Ear Phuckers—the podcast you didn’t know you needed. Welcome to the long-awaited return of Ear Phuckers! Mars and Kyle are back for Season 2, and things get weird fast. After surviving motorcycle accidents (yes, Kyle lost toes, Mars broke his pelvis—don’t ask), they dive headfirst into hilarious, NSFW banter. This episode is packed with bizarre stories about a man on the run for committing cucumber-related crimes, wild conspiracy theories involving Venezuelan toe thieves, and a deep dive into the do’s and don’ts of a “freak off.” If you're into edgy, explicit comedy podcasts, wild stories, and chaotic humor, this episode is packed with it all. Plus, there's some highly questionable "financial advice" involving stocks (because why not?). Expect some dead air charades, outrageous sound effects, and a whole lot of NSFW laughs. Tune in, subscribe, and download now for wild conversations, dark humor, and the kind of content that'll make your search history look suspicious. It's Ear Phuckers—the podcast you didn’t know you needed. comedy banter, conspiracy theory humor, hilarious podcast, cucumber crime, kyle and mars comedy, motorcycle accident stories, outrageous podcast episodes, chaotic humor, unfiltered podcast, conspiracy theories, edgy podcast, ear phuckers, ear phuckers podcast, p diddy, dark humor podcast, bizarre true stories, dark humor, comedy podcast, freak off, motorcycle accidents, wild podcast, explicit podcast, outrageous stories, weird news stories, edgy comedy podcast, strange true crime, freak off guide, bizarre stories, nsfw podcast, explicit comedy podcast, funny podcast true full 1 2 99a8e3ac-c41c-41b0-acac-8b138b91ae04 A very Litty New Years Wed, 4 Jan 2023 17:00:00 +0000 mmescudigroup@gmail.com (Kyle Dothard, Marsalis Mescudi) https://ear-phuckers.simplecast.com/episodes/a-very-litty-new-years-ElXwxi7D A very Litty New Years Kyle Dothard, Marsalis Mescudi 00:21:33 Happy New Year! As the Ear Phuckers adventures continue they roll into 2023 DRUNK AF. Having a pretty intriguing conversation while continuing down champagne at 3:00. AM. What are their new years resolution. Is pimping a good career choice. Happy New Year! As the Ear Phuckers adventures continue they roll into 2023 DRUNK AF. Having a pretty intriguing conversation while continuing down champagne at 3:00. AM. What are their new years resolution. Is pimping a good career choice. true bonus 1 e9393814-3133-41cf-9c50-ceb15e311113 Ear Phuckers A Christmas Special Happy Holidays to all of our listeners. On this episode of Ear Phuckers we apologize for our late next episode and we with our listener a happy holiday. We talk about all all the holidays. We also talk about about some our adventures in Colorado.  We issue a strict warning about Avoiding the homeless doctors in Colorado and also Kyle announces he's a doctor. 

]]> Mon, 26 Dec 2022 05:00:00 +0000 mmescudigroup@gmail.com (Mars Mescudi, Kyle Von) https://ear-phuckers.simplecast.com/episodes/ear-phuckers-a-christmas-special-_YohuI6W Happy Holidays to all of our listeners. On this episode of Ear Phuckers we apologize for our late next episode and we with our listener a happy holiday. We talk about all all the holidays. We also talk about about some our adventures in Colorado.  We issue a strict warning about Avoiding the homeless doctors in Colorado and also Kyle announces he's a doctor. 

]]> Ear Phuckers A Christmas Special Mars Mescudi, Kyle Von 00:16:29 Happy Holidays to all of our listeners. On this episode of Ear Phuckers we apologize for our late next episode and we with our listener a happy holiday. We talk about all all the holidays. We also talk about about some our adventures in Colorado. We issue a strict warning about Avoiding the homeless doctors in Colorado and also Kyle announces he's a doctor. Happy Holidays to all of our listeners. On this episode of Ear Phuckers we apologize for our late next episode and we with our listener a happy holiday. We talk about all all the holidays. We also talk about about some our adventures in Colorado. We issue a strict warning about Avoiding the homeless doctors in Colorado and also Kyle announces he's a doctor. comedy true bonus 1 db384577-653e-448b-bfd2-9f5c393325e0 Hell is Real/Sex Analytics Podcast Disclaimer

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]]> Hell is Real/Sex Analytics Kyle Von, Mars Mescudi 00:22:30 Ear Phuckers, the podcast that's not afraid to talk about hell. I'm not saying this is the best podcast on the subject, but as far as I know it's the only one. Sex analytics and Hell is real! Certified ratchet white woman and where to find them by K.V. Dothard. In this episode we discuss the importance of being brutally honest with yourself and just how simple it can be to make your love life work. If you're tired of struggling with your love life, you have to hear this podcast. Ear Phuckers, the podcast that's not afraid to talk about hell. I'm not saying this is the best podcast on the subject, but as far as I know it's the only one. Sex analytics and Hell is real! Certified ratchet white woman and where to find them by K.V. Dothard. In this episode we discuss the importance of being brutally honest with yourself and just how simple it can be to make your love life work. If you're tired of struggling with your love life, you have to hear this podcast. comedy, science of sex, humor, sex, hell, women, hellboundpodcast true full 4 1 f7dd34bd-7dd4-4440-a8c8-07b92cc75c5f That's the Price without Mayo? How bring broke affects your finances. At what age is to late to add slang to your vocabulary. How we support small and black owned business, or not. 

]]> Fri, 14 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000 mmescudigroup@gmail.com (Kyle Von, Mars Mescudi) https://ear-phuckers.simplecast.com/episodes/thats-the-price-without-mayo-X_aXQ_fM How bring broke affects your finances. At what age is to late to add slang to your vocabulary. How we support small and black owned business, or not. 

]]> That's the Price without Mayo? Kyle Von, Mars Mescudi 00:21:33 Broke Nigga Chronicles and more!!! Broke Nigga Chronicles and more!!! comedy, mayo, finance, dark comedy, business true full 3 1 cdf7d409-32f8-41f8-b042-0562d1078011 Bad Life Choices and Mac & Cheese A full conversation of how Kyle falls in love with a communist. Popeyes fires the fist shots in the Mac and Cheese wars. What is adrenochrome?  

]]> Fri, 7 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000 mmescudigroup@gmail.com (Kyle Von, Mars Mescudi) https://ear-phuckers.simplecast.com/episodes/bad-life-choices-and-mac-cheese-Ik6EiH5p A full conversation of how Kyle falls in love with a communist. Popeyes fires the fist shots in the Mac and Cheese wars. What is adrenochrome?  

]]> Bad Life Choices and Mac & Cheese Kyle Von, Mars Mescudi 00:21:33 Hot Communist Trumper’s and the mac & cheese wars. Has QAnon found the fountain of youth? Hot Communist Trumper’s and the mac & cheese wars. Has QAnon found the fountain of youth? comedy, valentines, relationships, dark comedy, qanon, love, podcast true full 2 1 20a008a3-a475-4feb-8176-0029cef10e54 Slave Tycoon Podcast Disclaimer

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A brief discussion of a slave video game. A movie in which a cursed woman is forced to use a mystical dildo and odd porn on the internet.

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A brief discussion of a slave video game. A movie in which a cursed woman is forced to use a mystical dildo and odd porn on the internet.

]]> Slave Tycoon Kyle Von, Mars Mescudi 00:23:21 In this episode we put the coon in slave tycoon. Discussing a slave video game sacred dildos and more!... In this episode we put the coon in slave tycoon. Discussing a slave video game sacred dildos and more!... comedy, silly, video games, irreverent, movies true full 1 1