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      <description>Join us as we welcome our awesome guest from claimingcrip.com Ms. Karin Hitselberger. She is a writer, activist, consultant, and public speaker. We discuss her Kylie Jenner article that went viral. As well as how fashion can be used as a form of activism. She tells us about her experience as a disabled person living abroad and the differences in attitudes there. We talk about eating disorders in the disability community. Karin tells us a fun story about how the cops were called to a party full of people with disabilities. Tune in to hear the whole story and so much more! 

You can find her on \:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ClaimingCripblog
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Karinonwheels
Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/khitselberger/
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You can find her on \:
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/Karinonwheels
Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/khitselberger/
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You can find her on \:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ClaimingCripblog
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Karinonwheels
Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/khitselberger/
Website: claimingcrip.com</itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2020 07:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>Our girls discuss Cripple’s trip to visit Baldy over the holidays and the shenanigans at ‘White Trash Castle’ (Baldy’s humble abode)!</description>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <description>Why did the staff at the ABBA concert freak out when Cripple asked for assistance? Why did the post office worker freak out when Baldy told them the name of the podcast? Why do strangers freak out when you're acting stupid in public? Why did Cripple's childhood friend freak out at her for hanging out with Cripple? Why is everyone on KTimeTV freaking out about the idea of dating a disabled person? Why did Dr Mike freak out about talking about the disabled experience? Why did everyone freak out at Heather Jones, and then freak out when she freaked out about them calling her pretty? WHY IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT?! In this episode, the ladies of Cripple&amp;Baldy discuss this and MUCH more!</description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Why did the staff at the ABBA concert freak out when Cripple asked for assistance? Why did the post office worker freak out when Baldy told them the name of the podcast? Why do strangers freak out when you're acting stupid in public? Why did Cripple's childhood friend freak out at her for hanging out with Cripple? Why is everyone on KTimeTV freaking out about the idea of dating a disabled person? Why did Dr Mike freak out about talking about the disabled experience? Why did everyone freak out at Heather Jones, and then freak out when she freaked out about them calling her pretty? WHY IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT?! In this episode, the ladies of Cripple&amp;Baldy discuss this and MUCH more!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <description>In this episode, the ladies of Cripple&amp;Baldy discuss The Naked Truth, Baldy’s drug use, nerd-shaming, the difference in UK and US versions of The Office, middle school drama, decapitation, and MUCH more!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Cripple &amp; Baldy interview the ladies from ClaimingDisability,Inc.  </itunes:summary>
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