Crap in Your Pants with Rob & Ken

Barb & Birthing Constipation

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Our final episode of the season is not so much about pants-shitting. Our guest Barb tells the story of what went on with her bowels during childbirth. Buckle up.

Chris & The Tampa Bay Bidet

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 8 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week’s guest, Chris, shit his pants and got very creative in how he cleaned himself up.

Nick & Brown Justice

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 1 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week's guest is Nick and his story about music and poop. Specifically, the Firefly Music Festival and his own poop.

Robert & The Fecal Wallet

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 22 Feb 2023 10:00:00 +0000

Robert has a bit of an accident after a hunting trip and before a date. But how is his wallet involved?

Craig & The World's Worst Person

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 15 Feb 2023 10:00:00 +0000

You'll never guess what happens when our guest Craig meets the world's worst person, does cocaine all night, and then eats lo main.

Bailey & Evil Apple Stew

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 8 Feb 2023 10:00:00 +0000

On this week's episode, Bailey discusses a journey from Connecticut to Upstate New York that takes a brown turn due to a love of apples.

Andy & The Considerate Mother

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Andy fiori, rob, ken) — Wed, 1 Feb 2023 10:00:00 +0000

Comedian Andy Fiori joins us and shares a story about pants shitting, strange hookups, and a very considerate mother.

Joey & A Vessel of Consumption

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 10:00:00 +0000

Long Island resident Joey tells a story from the yonder years of his 20s partying way too hard in a summer Hamptons share.

Nate & The Crab Walk

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 18 Jan 2023 10:00:00 +0000

Fabulous humanitarian Nate comes on the show to discuss his experiences as a person who suffers from IBS. How will he get rid of those clothes?

Bella & The Shopping Solution

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 11 Jan 2023 10:00:00 +0000

Welcome to CIYP Season 2! Start your journey with the wonderful Bella and her impressive way of dealing with an IBS-related issue on a lovely Sunday in Soho.

Carl, Christian, & Painting the Trail

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 17 Aug 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Carl and his husband Christian discuss an interesting experience at a sex party in addition to the ins and outs of anal douching.

Mike & Forest Dump

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 10 Aug 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Mike has multiple fantastic stories! Hell, we only included three so you can look forward to part two in Season 2.

Paul & The Backyard Bidet

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 3 Aug 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Paul has a usual crapping your pants story with a very unusual ending. Also, witness the birth of a new catchphrase!

Wali & Xzhibit's Dream

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 27 Jul 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Wali, from the "I'm Black, He's White" podcast, tells his story about an unfortunate incident in his car.

Dom & Newton's Third Law

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 20 Jul 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Dom from the "I'm Black, He's White" podcast shares his experience with the both end shot while being laughed at by his father.

Ryan & The Mesh Fail

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 13 Jul 2022 10:00:00 +0000

Our friend Ryan tells a story from his childhood involving the beach, a man with a knife, and the best possible response from his Mom. This one is a real heart-tugger as well as pants-ripper.

Kenny, Melissa, & The Parfait

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 6 Jul 2022 10:00:00 +0000

Married couple Kenny & Melissa tell a story that isn't about shitting their pants, but might actually be grosser. Buckle up and be prepared to avoid motels in North Carolina for the rest of your life.

Jason & The Fancy Bathroom

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 29 Jun 2022 10:00:00 +0000

Jason reminisces about a college trip to Cancun and the unfortunate events that happened there. Featuring the debut of our new segment, Turd Lingo, as well!

Rob & The 26.1

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 22 Jun 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Rob comes so very close to not crapping in his pants.

Ken & The Public Explosion

crapinyourpantswithrobandken@gmail.com (Ken) — Wed, 15 Jun 2022 10:00:00 +0000

Co-host Ken kicks off the show with a thorough retelling of the time he shit his pants while performing live with his band. Rob has some questions.