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https://www.facebook.com/MusicSuksAndIWanttoDie</description>
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https://www.facebook.com/MusicSuksAndIWanttoDie</itunes:summary>
    <itunes:author>If you don&apos;t want to kill yourself, you&apos;re not listening.</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Music Sucks and I Want to Die has a new series! It&apos;s called the Composer&apos;s Toolbox, and it&apos;s where Jake and Matt take a specific tool at the composer&apos;s/songwriter&apos;s disposal, and talk about how to implement it, how it&apos;s been used before, specific nuances, etc. The first one is all about the key change. They talk about a few different types of key changes and how they&apos;ve been used for both good and evil in the past, and how you can avoid putting in a key change that&apos;s as bad as Chicago&apos;s. </itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[In the third of a recurring series, Jake and Matt review one good song, one bad song, and one ugly song (of which there's still no settled definition of exactly what that means in this context). Kendrick Lamar - Backseat Freestyle is the good, Dua Lipa/Elton John - Cold Heart is the bad (really, really bad). And Owl City - Fireflies is the ugly. Which in this case means they're going to rave on and on about it for an hour, talking about how bad it should be but it just slaps so hard. 

Prepare for a deep dive into these 3 songs as this episode is well over 2 hours long. ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 7 Feb 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In the third of a recurring series, Jake and Matt review one good song, one bad song, and one ugly song (of which there&apos;s still no settled definition of exactly what that means in this context). Kendrick Lamar - Backseat Freestyle is the good, Dua Lipa/Elton John - Cold Heart is the bad (really, really bad). And Owl City - Fireflies is the ugly. Which in this case means they&apos;re going to rave on and on about it for an hour, talking about how bad it should be but it just slaps so hard. 

Prepare for a deep dive into these 3 songs as this episode is well over 2 hours long. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the third of a recurring series, Jake and Matt review one good song, one bad song, and one ugly song (of which there&apos;s still no settled definition of exactly what that means in this context). Kendrick Lamar - Backseat Freestyle is the good, Dua Lipa/Elton John - Cold Heart is the bad (really, really bad). And Owl City - Fireflies is the ugly. Which in this case means they&apos;re going to rave on and on about it for an hour, talking about how bad it should be but it just slaps so hard. 

Prepare for a deep dive into these 3 songs as this episode is well over 2 hours long. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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      <title>EP 45 - Interview with Ty Bailie</title>
      <description><![CDATA[In this episode, special guest Ty Bailie joins Jake and Matt to talk about his music life, from humble beginnings in small-ass town Washington to touring with Katy Perry to Nashville and more! ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>EP 45 - Interview with Ty Bailie</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode, special guest Ty Bailie joins Jake and Matt to talk about his music life, from humble beginnings in small-ass town Washington to touring with Katy Perry to Nashville and more! </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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      <description><![CDATA[In this recurring series, Jake and Matt discuss 3 albums, one from pre-2000, one from post-2000, and one randomly selected from Piero Scaruffi's blog through a series of stupid and arbitrary random number generators. Discussed are The Darkness, The Buggles, and Teeth of the Sea. ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this recurring series, Jake and Matt discuss 3 albums, one from pre-2000, one from post-2000, and one randomly selected from Piero Scaruffi&apos;s blog through a series of stupid and arbitrary random number generators. Discussed are The Darkness, The Buggles, and Teeth of the Sea. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this recurring series, Jake and Matt discuss 3 albums, one from pre-2000, one from post-2000, and one randomly selected from Piero Scaruffi&apos;s blog through a series of stupid and arbitrary random number generators. Discussed are The Darkness, The Buggles, and Teeth of the Sea. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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      <title>EP 43 - Greatest American Band of All Time???</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Time for some clickbait!!!! Jake and Matt discuss what band is possibly the greatest American band of all time. Excluded are solo artists, groups of singers with ringers for a backup band, and more arbitrary garbage. Who do YOU think is the greatest? And please let us know how wrong we are with our choices. Also discussed is the concept of greatness itself, what it means, etc. ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 1 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Time for some clickbait!!!! Jake and Matt discuss what band is possibly the greatest American band of all time. Excluded are solo artists, groups of singers with ringers for a backup band, and more arbitrary garbage. Who do YOU think is the greatest? And please let us know how wrong we are with our choices. Also discussed is the concept of greatness itself, what it means, etc. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Time for some clickbait!!!! Jake and Matt discuss what band is possibly the greatest American band of all time. Excluded are solo artists, groups of singers with ringers for a backup band, and more arbitrary garbage. Who do YOU think is the greatest? And please let us know how wrong we are with our choices. Also discussed is the concept of greatness itself, what it means, etc. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
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      <title>EP 42 - About the Seattle AFM ft. Nate Omdal</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Special guest American Federation of Musicians union representative Nate Omdal comes on to talk about his job with the Seattle AFM division, and the role it plays in the Seattle music scene, what it does to support artists, etc. Along the way, he clears up several misconceptions Jake and Matt had about the role of the union in the working musician's life. ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2022 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Music Sucks and I Want to Die)</author>
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      <itunes:summary>Special guest American Federation of Musicians union representative Nate Omdal comes on to talk about his job with the Seattle AFM division, and the role it plays in the Seattle music scene, what it does to support artists, etc. Along the way, he clears up several misconceptions Jake and Matt had about the role of the union in the working musician&apos;s life. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest American Federation of Musicians union representative Nate Omdal comes on to talk about his job with the Seattle AFM division, and the role it plays in the Seattle music scene, what it does to support artists, etc. Along the way, he clears up several misconceptions Jake and Matt had about the role of the union in the working musician&apos;s life. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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      <title>EP 41 - Music We Like #3</title>
      <description><![CDATA[In the third of the series, Matt and Jake each pick 2 artists/groups they really enjoy and talk about why. Artists featured are Gyorgy Ligeti, David Fiuczynski, Pixies, and Gentle Giant. What a couple of NERDS]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Sep 2022 21:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Music Sucks and I Want to Die)</author>
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      <itunes:duration>02:04:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In the third of the series, Matt and Jake each pick 2 artists/groups they really enjoy and talk about why. Artists featured are Gyorgy Ligeti, David Fiuczynski, Pixies, and Gentle Giant. What a couple of NERDS</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the third of the series, Matt and Jake each pick 2 artists/groups they really enjoy and talk about why. Artists featured are Gyorgy Ligeti, David Fiuczynski, Pixies, and Gentle Giant. What a couple of NERDS</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
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      <title>EP 40 - Situational Playing: Adapting to Different Musical Environments</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>For more info on this topic, check out EP 5 - Jam Sessions. </p><p> </p><p>Book mentioned - Derek Bailey: Improvisation</p><p>https://www.amazon.com/Improvisation-Its-Nature-Practice-Music/dp/0306805286/</p><p> </p><p>Listening of the Week - Akron/Family + Angels of Light</p><p>https://akronfamily.bandcamp.com/album/akron-family-angels-of-light</p><p>Joe Jackson - I'm the Man</p><p> </p><p>twitter.com/musicsuckscast</p><p> </p><p>youtube.com/channel/UCDsf7uZdoDtbkYTWh3r2DxA</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2022 05:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Jake Sele, Matt Williams)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For more info on this topic, check out EP 5 - Jam Sessions. </p><p> </p><p>Book mentioned - Derek Bailey: Improvisation</p><p>https://www.amazon.com/Improvisation-Its-Nature-Practice-Music/dp/0306805286/</p><p> </p><p>Listening of the Week - Akron/Family + Angels of Light</p><p>https://akronfamily.bandcamp.com/album/akron-family-angels-of-light</p><p>Joe Jackson - I'm the Man</p><p> </p><p>twitter.com/musicsuckscast</p><p> </p><p>youtube.com/channel/UCDsf7uZdoDtbkYTWh3r2DxA</p>
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      <itunes:title>EP 40 - Situational Playing: Adapting to Different Musical Environments</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Matt and Jake talk about playing music live in a variety of different situations. When to go all out, when to curtail it, when to try and fit in with new people, and when to give the middle finger to the world and play a la Albert Ayler on a cover band gig. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Matt and Jake talk about playing music live in a variety of different situations. When to go all out, when to curtail it, when to try and fit in with new people, and when to give the middle finger to the world and play a la Albert Ayler on a cover band gig. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EP 39 - “I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 32” Analyzing Red: Taylor’s Version</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Matt and Jake discuss the "Taylor's Version" of Taylor Swift's albums: the motivation for the re-recordings, any sonic differences between them, and why in general #taysway can SLAP. ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2022 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Music Sucks and I Want to Die)</author>
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      <itunes:title>EP 39 - “I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 32” Analyzing Red: Taylor’s Version</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:duration>01:14:50</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Matt and Jake discuss the &quot;Taylor&apos;s Version&quot; of Taylor Swift&apos;s albums: the motivation for the re-recordings, any sonic differences between them, and why in general #taysway can SLAP. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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      <title>EP 38 - Artist Spotlight: ECM Records</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Jake and Matt spend an hour and some tax talking about one of the most influential jazz (??) record labels to ever exist and why they're just so damn cool. Wait they like music?</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2021 17:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (If you don&apos;t want to kill yourself, you&apos;re not listening.)</author>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 7 Dec 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[In this episode, Jake and Matt interview film and television composer Cindy O'Connor on what life is like as a composer for the screen and how one might enter the field (and also what it was like to play with Pat Benatar!).]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Back for another lightning round! In this episode Matt and Jake discuss the dumbest and most diva instrumentalists, bonus tracks, how they&apos;re too old to understand TikTok, and the legacy of Eddie Van Halen. There might even be some Yu-Gi-Oh thrown in.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>They may not be as bad as Chicago, but we sure do hate them. In this episode Jake and Matt discuss who in their opinions are the worst bands of all time.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>They may not be as bad as Chicago, but we sure do hate them. In this episode Jake and Matt discuss who in their opinions are the worst bands of all time.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>EP 22 - Vocalists Suck and I Want to Die, pt. 2 (ft. Katrina Kope)</itunes:title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Take me out to the ball game; it&apos;s time for another three album review.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Take me out to the ball game; it&apos;s time for another three album review.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jake and Matt discuss the eternal question; why are vocalists the worst thing ever?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>EP 20 - Vocalists Suck and I Want to Die pt. 1</itunes:title>
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Artists/Groups Mentioned: 
Matt's 2: Nico / Bernard Herrmann
Jake's 2: Havana d' Primera / Art Tatum]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:04:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In the second episode of this series, Jake and Matt talk about 2 different artists/groups that they really love and give examples as to why they&apos;re particularly awesome. 

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Matt&apos;s 2: Nico / Bernard Herrmann
Jake&apos;s 2: Havana d&apos; Primera / Art Tatum</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the second episode of this series, Jake and Matt talk about 2 different artists/groups that they really love and give examples as to why they&apos;re particularly awesome. 

Artists/Groups Mentioned: 
Matt&apos;s 2: Nico / Bernard Herrmann
Jake&apos;s 2: Havana d&apos; Primera / Art Tatum</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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      <description><![CDATA[Do you hate the Beatles? Do you think Captain Beefheart made the best rock album of all time? You're fucking stupid, but listen to this episode anyway. Matt and Jake discuss Piero Scaruffi, everyone's favorite controversial music critic.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 6 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Music Sucks and I Want to Die)</author>
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      <itunes:title>EP 18 - Artist Spotlight: Piero Scaruffi</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:duration>01:19:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Do you hate the Beatles? Do you think Captain Beefheart made the best rock album of all time? You&apos;re fucking stupid, but listen to this episode anyway. Matt and Jake discuss Piero Scaruffi, everyone&apos;s favorite controversial music critic.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Do you hate the Beatles? Do you think Captain Beefheart made the best rock album of all time? You&apos;re fucking stupid, but listen to this episode anyway. Matt and Jake discuss Piero Scaruffi, everyone&apos;s favorite controversial music critic.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
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      <description><![CDATA[This one's a doozy. Is music subjective? Can someone's opinion be better than another's? Will you want to kill us after this? Find out tonight!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Music Sucks and I Want to Die)</author>
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      <itunes:title>EP 17 - Music is Subjective... but your opinion still sucks</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:duration>00:51:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This one&apos;s a doozy. Is music subjective? Can someone&apos;s opinion be better than another&apos;s? Will you want to kill us after this? Find out tonight!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This one&apos;s a doozy. Is music subjective? Can someone&apos;s opinion be better than another&apos;s? Will you want to kill us after this? Find out tonight!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
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      <title>EP 16 - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly #1</title>
      <description><![CDATA[In this new series, Jake and Matt analyze three songs; one good, one, bad, and you get the idea. This episode features the Offspring, J.W. Cudd, Blake Shelton, and a surprise appearance from Uli Behringer.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Music Sucks and I Want to Die)</author>
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      <itunes:title>EP 16 - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly #1</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Music Sucks and I Want to Die</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this new series, Jake and Matt analyze three songs; one good, one, bad, and you get the idea. This episode features the Offspring, J.W. Cudd, Blake Shelton, and a surprise appearance from Uli Behringer.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this new series, Jake and Matt analyze three songs; one good, one, bad, and you get the idea. This episode features the Offspring, J.W. Cudd, Blake Shelton, and a surprise appearance from Uli Behringer.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
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      <description><![CDATA[Special guest David Salonen (sound engineer, guitarist, bassist) comes on to argue with Matt and Jake about who's worse at shows: sound guys or musicians. We'll let you determine the outcome.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>Sound People Suck and I Want to Die (ft. David Salonen)</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:duration>01:04:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest David Salonen (sound engineer, guitarist, bassist) comes on to argue with Matt and Jake about who&apos;s worse at shows: sound guys or musicians. We&apos;ll let you determine the outcome.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest David Salonen (sound engineer, guitarist, bassist) comes on to argue with Matt and Jake about who&apos;s worse at shows: sound guys or musicians. We&apos;ll let you determine the outcome.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
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      <description><![CDATA[Matt and Jake discuss the best and worst covers of all time, and what makes them so. Prepare for pain.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Music Sucks and I Want to Die)</author>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/musicsucksandiwanttodie</link>
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      <itunes:title>EP 14 - Good Cover, Bad Cover</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:duration>01:37:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Matt and Jake discuss the best and worst covers of all time, and what makes them so. Prepare for pain.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Matt and Jake discuss the best and worst covers of all time, and what makes them so. Prepare for pain.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
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      <title>EP 13 - COVID Special! / Top Album Tuesday</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Jake and Matt talk about the current global pandemic... of shitty pop albums. Oh and COVID-19 I guess]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Music Sucks and I Want to Die)</author>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/musicsucksandiwanttodie</link>
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      <itunes:title>EP 13 - COVID Special! / Top Album Tuesday</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:duration>00:59:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jake and Matt talk about the current global pandemic... of shitty pop albums. Oh and COVID-19 I guess</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jake and Matt talk about the current global pandemic... of shitty pop albums. Oh and COVID-19 I guess</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
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      <title>EP 12 - Lightning Round #1</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Music Sucks and I Want to Die)</author>
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      <itunes:duration>00:46:28</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Jake and Matt tackle various music topics. While drinking enough malt liquor to get them through it all. You&apos;ll probably need it to.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
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      <description><![CDATA[The 2 Live Crew: are they good? Ahead of their time? Visionaries? Or the fucking worst rap group of all time? Jake and Matt will try to decide. Warning: this episode contains insanely stupid and disgusting lyrics.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>spontaneousrexband@gmail.com (Music Sucks and I Want to Die)</author>
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      <itunes:title>EP 11 - Artist Spotlight: 2 Live Crew (CW: VERY EXPLICIT!!)</itunes:title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 4 Feb 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 3 Dec 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Jam Sessions suck. Matt and Jake explain why. Fuck life.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 6 Nov 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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