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Welcoming back Noah Bartels to revisit our summer goals and romances. Talking situationships, how to handle breakups, getting dumped and self reflections from the past few months.  
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Recapping and reviewing every movie currently available in AMC Theaters without any major spoilers. What’s worth seeing in theaters and what should you wait to watch on streaming? 
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Talking about my time and personal revelations while living in NYC. Reading an excerpt from a unpublished series of essay's I wrote while living in the city titled, "After The Fact -- On Not Being Pretty in New York City". Discussing recognizing your self worth as a young woman, weaponizing modern beauty standards and surviving cattle call auditions as a young actor. Redefining what it means to be "fuckable".  
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Full recap and review of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, featuring the opinions and commentary of Dr. Kylie Wright. Walking through the plot of the film while sharing our thoughts and feeling and expressing concerns about Avengers: Doomsday (2026).  
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Even though you can't spoil a 3000 year old story (see The Odussy episode). Dropping some Julia Lore about working in New York City as an actor and my connection to the OBC of Hadestown The Musical. Cinephiles are basically just theater kids so you guys should kiss and makeup. Talking Broadway show stoppers and which blockbusters are the same vibe to bridge the gap between theater kids and cinephiles. Hamilton x Amadeus, Phantom x Nosferatu, Cats x The Imaginarium, Les Mis x One Nation One King, etc. etc. 
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Full review and Recap of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey (2026). What we liked, what we loved and what we HATED about the film. Full walkthrough of the films plot to discuss how it was adapted and all of our thoughts a feelings while watching. 
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      <title>OPINIONATED: #FreeMelanie</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for Love Island Season 8 (2026).
Recapping last weeks movie night drama and Sincere becoming the craziest reality TV villain of all time. Redefining what a "girl's girl" is because the women in the villa are acting like birds. Signs that you're friends are male centered and the your man is insecure and toxic. 
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      <pubDate>Mon, 6 Jul 2026 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Recapping last weeks movie night drama and Sincere becoming the craziest reality TV villain of all time. Redefining what a &quot;girl&apos;s girl&quot; is because the women in the villa are acting like birds. Signs that you&apos;re friends are male centered and the your man is insecure and toxic.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for Love Island Season 8 (2026).
Recapping last weeks movie night drama and Sincere becoming the craziest reality TV villain of all time. Redefining what a &quot;girl&apos;s girl&quot; is because the women in the villa are acting like birds. Signs that you&apos;re friends are male centered and the your man is insecure and toxic.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[SPOILER FREE EPISODE
Recapping all movies currently available in theaters and giving spoiler free reviews. Covering which movies are worth the dime to see in theaters, which ones to wait until they're available on streaming and which ones to skip all together. 
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>SPOILER FREE EPISODE
Recapping all movies currently available in theaters and giving spoiler free reviews. Covering which movies are worth the dime to see in theaters, which ones to wait until they&apos;re available on streaming and which ones to skip all together.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for Love Island s8 (2026).
The Red Pill mindset is the newest Bombshell to infiltrate the Villa. All these bitch ass boys can't handle a strong, confident woman. The boys want to be the pretty princesses in the Villa. Insincere and Zach are the biggest bitches this season. Casa Amor predictions (rip Zach and Kayda). #JusticeForSol 
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
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      <itunes:title>OPINIONATED: Zach and Bryce 4eva</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for Love Island s8 (2026).
The Red Pill mindset is the newest Bombshell to infiltrate the Villa. All these bitch ass boys can&apos;t handle a strong, confident woman. The boys want to be the pretty princesses in the Villa. Insincere and Zach are the biggest bitches this season. Casa Amor predictions (rip Zach and Kayda). #JusticeForSol</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for Love Island s8 (2026).
The Red Pill mindset is the newest Bombshell to infiltrate the Villa. All these bitch ass boys can&apos;t handle a strong, confident woman. The boys want to be the pretty princesses in the Villa. Insincere and Zach are the biggest bitches this season. Casa Amor predictions (rip Zach and Kayda). #JusticeForSol</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for Disclosure Day (2026).
Full review of Disclosure Day (2026). This movie basically stating Jesus was an Alien? Also I call Jane "Janine" the entire review and I do not care, cry about it in the comments. 
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
      <link>https://opinionated.simplecast.com/episodes/opinionated-the-guy-from-bugonia-wouldve-loved-disclosure-day-hOJbUz1r</link>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for Disclosure Day (2026).
Full review of Disclosure Day (2026). This movie basically stating Jesus was an Alien? Also I call Jane &quot;Janine&quot; the entire review and I do not care, cry about it in the comments.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for Disclosure Day (2026).
Full review of Disclosure Day (2026). This movie basically stating Jesus was an Alien? Also I call Jane &quot;Janine&quot; the entire review and I do not care, cry about it in the comments.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 8 Jun 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
      <link>https://opinionated.simplecast.com/episodes/opinionated-it-could-be-worse-5EGPrdRL</link>
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      <itunes:title>OPINIONATED: It Could Be Worse</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Certified Cool Chick LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Julia&apos;s Birthday Reflections. Life looks SO different now. Learning to appreciate life&apos;s little moments and romanticizing the struggle. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>OPINIONATED: Gen Z Is Saving Cinema</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for The Backrooms (2026) and Obsession (2026). 
Gen Z is taking the box office by storm! Young Filmmakers are inventing new IP's and are making the best movies in theaters right now. Indie movies are a Movie Go-er's only escape from corporate franchises. Gen Z is saving modern cinema from the "cinematic universe" machine.  
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      <pubDate>Mon, 1 Jun 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
      <link>https://opinionated.simplecast.com/episodes/opinionated-gen-z-is-saving-cinema-Ws1Y07_4</link>
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      <itunes:title>OPINIONATED: Gen Z Is Saving Cinema</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Certified Cool Chick LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for The Backrooms (2026) and Obsession (2026). 
Gen Z is taking the box office by storm! Young Filmmakers are inventing new IP&apos;s and are making the best movies in theaters right now. Indie movies are a Movie Go-er&apos;s only escape from corporate franchises. Gen Z is saving modern cinema from the &quot;cinematic universe&quot; machine. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for The Backrooms (2026) and Obsession (2026). 
Gen Z is taking the box office by storm! Young Filmmakers are inventing new IP&apos;s and are making the best movies in theaters right now. Indie movies are a Movie Go-er&apos;s only escape from corporate franchises. Gen Z is saving modern cinema from the &quot;cinematic universe&quot; machine. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>OPINIONATED: How To Make Friends In LA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Making friends in your 20s is HARD. What defines a "friend" vs an acquaintance. Where to find friends and socialize in Los Angeles, conversation starters, working up to the second hangout. You have to be a villager if you want a Village.  
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
      <link>https://opinionated.simplecast.com/episodes/opinionated-how-to-make-friends-in-la-cuKpPE6L</link>
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      <itunes:title>OPINIONATED: How To Make Friends In LA</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Certified Cool Chick LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Making friends in your 20s is HARD. What defines a &quot;friend&quot; vs an acquaintance. Where to find friends and socialize in Los Angeles, conversation starters, working up to the second hangout. You have to be a villager if you want a Village. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
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      <title>OPINIONATED: &quot;Nice Guys&quot; Are The Enemy</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for Oh, Hi! (2025) and Obsession (2026). 
Recapping a weird first date experience. Horror movies are now exposing that the self proclaimed "Nice Guys" are the real villains in the 2026 dating scene. The girls are waking up and realizing that men don't usually mean it when they say they want a strong woman. In summer 2026 we are dating INTENTIONALLY because casual sex isn't the problem, dishonesty is.  
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
      <link>https://opinionated.simplecast.com/episodes/opinionated-nice-guys-are-the-enemy-xak2ng4X</link>
      <media:thumbnail height="720" url="https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/c2a63514-21da-4de8-b973-94adc030a6d9/041db03c-b6c1-4fe3-8699-e0f8f303c918/nice_guegys.jpg" width="1280"/>
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      <itunes:title>OPINIONATED: &quot;Nice Guys&quot; Are The Enemy</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Certified Cool Chick LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for Oh, Hi! (2025) and Obsession (2026). 
Recapping a weird first date experience. Horror movies are now exposing that the self proclaimed &quot;Nice Guys&quot; are the real villains in the 2026 dating scene. The girls are waking up and realizing that men don&apos;t usually mean it when they say they want a strong woman. In summer 2026 we are dating INTENTIONALLY because casual sex isn&apos;t the problem, dishonesty is. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for Oh, Hi! (2025) and Obsession (2026). 
Recapping a weird first date experience. Horror movies are now exposing that the self proclaimed &quot;Nice Guys&quot; are the real villains in the 2026 dating scene. The girls are waking up and realizing that men don&apos;t usually mean it when they say they want a strong woman. In summer 2026 we are dating INTENTIONALLY because casual sex isn&apos;t the problem, dishonesty is. </itunes:subtitle>
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Going to the movies is so much more fun alone. Recapping every movie I've seen in theaters this month minus Ready or Not: Here I Come (2026) but we'll get to that. Movies to catch in theaters vs ones you can sit out. Teasing next weeks Coachella recap.  
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Going to the movies is so much more fun alone. Recapping every movie I&apos;ve seen in theaters this month minus Ready or Not: Here I Come (2026) but we&apos;ll get to that. Movies to catch in theaters vs ones you can sit out. Teasing next weeks Coachella recap. </itunes:summary>
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Everyone knows the internet is fake until scandal breaks out. Hollywood is a curated show. Drama isn't usually real. Anyone who believes reality TV is real is being stupid on purpose.  
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Full plot recap and commentary for Nocturne (2020) starring Sydney Sweeney. Recorded in real time while absolutely stoned. 
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Julia was right about all her Oscar predictions. LA Parties are weird. People are afraid to be cringey but LOVE when celebrities do it.  
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The Oscar's have been racist. Timothy Chalamet just ruined his chance at winning actor of the year. Real Vampires have taken over Hollywood. 
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The Oscar&apos;s have been racist. Timothy Chalamet just ruined his chance at winning actor of the year. Real Vampires have taken over Hollywood.</itunes:summary>
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The Oscar&apos;s have been racist. Timothy Chalamet just ruined his chance at winning actor of the year. Real Vampires have taken over Hollywood.</itunes:subtitle>
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Why was Jacob Elordi licking everything in Wuthering Heights (2026) and what happened to the source material? Girls want romance and hot sex in movies. Bridgerton season 4 is smut. Who the Bridgerton girls would be in 2026 and movie recommendations per your favorite diamond.  
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      <pubDate>Mon, 9 Mar 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for Wuthering Heights (2026) and Bridgerton Season 4 (2026).
Why was Jacob Elordi licking everything in Wuthering Heights (2026) and what happened to the source material? Girls want romance and hot sex in movies. Bridgerton season 4 is smut. Who the Bridgerton girls would be in 2026 and movie recommendations per your favorite diamond. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for Wuthering Heights (2026) and Bridgerton Season 4 (2026).
Why was Jacob Elordi licking everything in Wuthering Heights (2026) and what happened to the source material? Girls want romance and hot sex in movies. Bridgerton season 4 is smut. Who the Bridgerton girls would be in 2026 and movie recommendations per your favorite diamond. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for The Housemaid (2025) and People We Meet On Vacation (2026).
Rom-coms are out, Literature is in with romcom book recommendations. Sometimes the movie IS better then the book with examples from The Housemaid (2025). Poppy from People We Meet On Vacation (2026) is the worst protagonist ever. 
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      <pubDate>Mon, 2 Mar 2026 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
      <link>https://opinionated.simplecast.com/episodes/opinionated-pilot-n6v1Kun4</link>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for The Housemaid (2025) and People We Meet On Vacation (2026).
Rom-coms are out, Literature is in with romcom book recommendations. Sometimes the movie IS better then the book with examples from The Housemaid (2025). Poppy from People We Meet On Vacation (2026) is the worst protagonist ever.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for The Housemaid (2025) and People We Meet On Vacation (2026).
Rom-coms are out, Literature is in with romcom book recommendations. Sometimes the movie IS better then the book with examples from The Housemaid (2025). Poppy from People We Meet On Vacation (2026) is the worst protagonist ever.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" (2026) and "Mercy" (2026). 
The rules for the Sci-Fi and Horror film genre's have flipped. Terminator has been out way too long for us to be normalizing robots.  
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      <pubDate>Mon, 2 Mar 2026 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
      <link>https://opinionated.simplecast.com/episodes/opinionated-sci-fi-is-scary-wRb0iIOA</link>
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The rules for the Sci-Fi and Horror film genre&apos;s have flipped. Terminator has been out way too long for us to be normalizing robots. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for &quot;Good Luck, Have Fun, Don&apos;t Die&quot; (2026) and &quot;Mercy&quot; (2026). 
The rules for the Sci-Fi and Horror film genre&apos;s have flipped. Terminator has been out way too long for us to be normalizing robots. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for "Send Help" (2026) and "Bugonia" (2025)
You're ex girlfriend wasn't "crazy", you drove her crazy. Justice for Linda (Send Help) and Teddy (Bugonia). Recapping my history as a reformed crazy bitch.  
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      <pubDate>Mon, 2 Mar 2026 02:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
      <link>https://opinionated.simplecast.com/episodes/opinionated-justice-for-crazy-girls-snkNKXGP</link>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for &quot;Send Help&quot; (2026) and &quot;Bugonia&quot; (2025)
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You&apos;re ex girlfriend wasn&apos;t &quot;crazy&quot;, you drove her crazy. Justice for Linda (Send Help) and Teddy (Bugonia). Recapping my history as a reformed crazy bitch. </itunes:subtitle>
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