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Julia was right about all her Oscar predictions. LA Parties are weird. People are afraid to be cringey but LOVE when celebrities do it. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for the 98th Academy Awards (2026).
Julia was right about all her Oscar predictions. LA Parties are weird. People are afraid to be cringey but LOVE when celebrities do it. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for Wuthering Heights (2026) and Bridgerton Season 4 (2026).
Why was Jacob Elordi licking everything in Wuthering Heights (2026) and what happened to the source material? Girls want romance and hot sex in movies. Bridgerton season 4 is smut. Who the Bridgerton girls would be in 2026 and movie recommendations per your favorite diamond.  
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for Wuthering Heights (2026) and Bridgerton Season 4 (2026).
Why was Jacob Elordi licking everything in Wuthering Heights (2026) and what happened to the source material? Girls want romance and hot sex in movies. Bridgerton season 4 is smut. Who the Bridgerton girls would be in 2026 and movie recommendations per your favorite diamond. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for Wuthering Heights (2026) and Bridgerton Season 4 (2026).
Why was Jacob Elordi licking everything in Wuthering Heights (2026) and what happened to the source material? Girls want romance and hot sex in movies. Bridgerton season 4 is smut. Who the Bridgerton girls would be in 2026 and movie recommendations per your favorite diamond. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for Sinners (2025) and Anora (2024).
The Oscar's have been racist. Timothy Chalamet just ruined his chance at winning actor of the year. Real Vampires have taken over Hollywood. 
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      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
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      <itunes:title>OPINIONATED: The Oscars are racist</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Certified Cool Chick LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for Sinners (2025) and Anora (2024).
The Oscar&apos;s have been racist. Timothy Chalamet just ruined his chance at winning actor of the year. Real Vampires have taken over Hollywood.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for Sinners (2025) and Anora (2024).
The Oscar&apos;s have been racist. Timothy Chalamet just ruined his chance at winning actor of the year. Real Vampires have taken over Hollywood.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for The Housemaid (2025) and People We Meet On Vacation (2026).
Rom-coms are out, Literature is in with romcom book recommendations. Sometimes the movie IS better then the book with examples from The Housemaid (2025). Poppy from People We Meet On Vacation (2026) is the worst protagonist ever. 
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      <pubDate>Mon, 2 Mar 2026 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
      <link>https://opinionated.simplecast.com/episodes/opinionated-pilot-n6v1Kun4</link>
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      <itunes:title>OPINIONATED: Pilot</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Certified Cool Chick LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for The Housemaid (2025) and People We Meet On Vacation (2026).
Rom-coms are out, Literature is in with romcom book recommendations. Sometimes the movie IS better then the book with examples from The Housemaid (2025). Poppy from People We Meet On Vacation (2026) is the worst protagonist ever.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for The Housemaid (2025) and People We Meet On Vacation (2026).
Rom-coms are out, Literature is in with romcom book recommendations. Sometimes the movie IS better then the book with examples from The Housemaid (2025). Poppy from People We Meet On Vacation (2026) is the worst protagonist ever.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>OPINIONATED: Sci-Fi is Scary</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" (2026) and "Mercy" (2026). 
The rules for the Sci-Fi and Horror film genre's have flipped. Terminator has been out way too long for us to be normalizing robots.  
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      <pubDate>Mon, 2 Mar 2026 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for &quot;Good Luck, Have Fun, Don&apos;t Die&quot; (2026) and &quot;Mercy&quot; (2026). 
The rules for the Sci-Fi and Horror film genre&apos;s have flipped. Terminator has been out way too long for us to be normalizing robots. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for &quot;Good Luck, Have Fun, Don&apos;t Die&quot; (2026) and &quot;Mercy&quot; (2026). 
The rules for the Sci-Fi and Horror film genre&apos;s have flipped. Terminator has been out way too long for us to be normalizing robots. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spoilers for "Send Help" (2026) and "Bugonia" (2025)
You're ex girlfriend wasn't "crazy", you drove her crazy. Justice for Linda (Send Help) and Teddy (Bugonia). Recapping my history as a reformed crazy bitch.  
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      <pubDate>Mon, 2 Mar 2026 02:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>juliavcornell@gmail.com (Certified Cool Chick LLC)</author>
      <link>https://opinionated.simplecast.com/episodes/opinionated-justice-for-crazy-girls-snkNKXGP</link>
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      <itunes:summary>Spoilers for &quot;Send Help&quot; (2026) and &quot;Bugonia&quot; (2025)
You&apos;re ex girlfriend wasn&apos;t &quot;crazy&quot;, you drove her crazy. Justice for Linda (Send Help) and Teddy (Bugonia). Recapping my history as a reformed crazy bitch. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoilers for &quot;Send Help&quot; (2026) and &quot;Bugonia&quot; (2025)
You&apos;re ex girlfriend wasn&apos;t &quot;crazy&quot;, you drove her crazy. Justice for Linda (Send Help) and Teddy (Bugonia). Recapping my history as a reformed crazy bitch. </itunes:subtitle>
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