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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2019 18:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 5 Sep 2019 18:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Historians are in New York City for a particularly nightmarish and garish Halloween party courtesy of our favorite lush, Dorinda. We learn about Carole's dream of running the NYC Marathon, quite often in fact. We dive deep into Sonja's mysterious summer abroad involving drugs and juicing. Luann does blackface. And finally, we sit courtside as Bethenny lays the hammer down on Ramona, in full Barbie vs. Britney garb, and comes out as the #1 real estate investor south of the Montauk highway.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[This week we are back in Potomac for a wild boat ride involving wild Australian antics! We are introduced to Ashley and Michael's insane interview tactics, get a crash course in the etiqutte of hosting events courtesy of the Grand Dame herself, Karen Huger. And we go on the date of a lifetime with Gizelle leaving all of us cringing.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[We're back in the Garden State with the ladies of New Jersey! We get a much anticipated Heckfire update from Amanda, we question the entire decision of hiring Caroline in the first place, and we get down to the bottom of truly the most hotly debated scandal of our time: how many days did Melissa wait to visit her father-in-law in the hospital? Also there's a pig and Milania is a star!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 1 Nov 2018 01:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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