https://simplecast.com Kevin Perjurer (Defunctland) and Jack (Theme Parks Shouldn't Exist) engage in late-night conversations about theme parks. For more episodes and bonus content, join us on Patreon.com/Defunctland 2023 en Tue, 26 Aug 2025 22:05:18 +0000 Tue, 26 Aug 2025 22:05:29 +0000 https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/03dfa253-1fa9-4f1d-ae86-a6c040bd6e5c/40ecae43-6414-4215-8bca-6149d8dcdf66/3000x3000/screen-shot-2023-08-12-at-4-08-21-pm.jpg?aid=rss_feed https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com episodic Kevin Perjurer (Defunctland) and Jack (Theme Parks Shouldn't Exist) engage in late-night conversations about theme parks. For more episodes and bonus content, join us on Patreon.com/Defunctland Kevin Perjurer false https://feeds.simplecast.com/JIyN58OO amusement park history, park ride history, disney, disneyland, theme parks, amusement parks, walt disney world, theme park history, defunctland Defucntland contact@defunctland.com 7b9e1efc-f2e2-4cc4-8bda-00614f60ff8f Tue, 26 Aug 2025 22:05:18 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-twenty-four-litigation-land-v0o9Pdmh Episode Twenty-Four: Litigation Land Defucntland 00:30:16 Season Four Finale. Kevin, Jack, and Rob discover a treasure trove of lawsuits made against Walt Disney World in the 1970s of varying frivolity. Season Four Finale. Kevin, Jack, and Rob discover a treasure trove of lawsuits made against Walt Disney World in the 1970s of varying frivolity. false full 6 4 34cf4340-6a48-4cc9-a9ae-f7922c02f414 Tue, 19 Aug 2025 22:04:45 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-twenty-three-disney-world-bomb-cops-SEf_57Zd Episode Twenty-Three: Disney World Bomb Cops Defucntland 00:50:06 In this explosive episode, Kevin and Jack discover a surprising number of bomb extortion attempts made against Walt Disney World in the early 1970s. In this explosive episode, Kevin and Jack discover a surprising number of bomb extortion attempts made against Walt Disney World in the early 1970s. false full 5 4 220e4337-3d80-4089-b83f-26954af8f654 Tue, 12 Aug 2025 17:01:20 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-twenty-two-seaworld-x-baby-shark-4kXuMzHR Episode Twenty-Two: SeaWorld X Baby Shark Defucntland 00:32:51 In this episode, Kevin and Jack discuss the recent collaboration of two infamous aquatic entertainment meccas: SeaWorld and Baby Shark. We are so sorry in advance. In this episode, Kevin and Jack discuss the recent collaboration of two infamous aquatic entertainment meccas: SeaWorld and Baby Shark. We are so sorry in advance. false full 4 4 42faa886-fff7-4307-8f00-f68c59708744 Tue, 5 Aug 2025 16:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-twenty-one-john-publix-YI6XBX_a Episode Twenty-One: John Publix Defucntland 00:31:50 Kevin and Jack attempt to see where the founder of the grocery store Publix, whose name is almost certainly not John Publix, fits into their rogues' gallery of Walt Disneys. Kevin and Jack attempt to see where the founder of the grocery store Publix, whose name is almost certainly not John Publix, fits into their rogues' gallery of Walt Disneys. false full 3 4 7326aaa5-97cf-46dc-b7b0-a7d43c074e09 Tue, 29 Jul 2025 22:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-twenty-worlds-largest-blQAAVbg Episode Twenty: World's Largest Defucntland 00:50:33 In this supersized episode, Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the World's Largest things by reading a list from Wikipedia that, in retrospect, is not particularly comprehensive. This episode covers everything from big chairs to big chickens to big pies, all while mispronouncing the names of probably every town that is featured. In this supersized episode, Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the World's Largest things by reading a list from Wikipedia that, in retrospect, is not particularly comprehensive. This episode covers everything from big chairs to big chickens to big pies, all while mispronouncing the names of probably every town that is featured. false full 2 4 58b77282-121a-4482-ac90-e93aee665f9a Tue, 22 Jul 2025 10:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-nineteen-the-year-of-a-million-dreams-_NIZhMus Episode Nineteen: The Year of a Million Dreams Defucntland 00:52:32 Season Four Premiere. Kevin and Jack attempt to keep count of all of the dreams that Disney attempted to grant during a strange mid-2000s promotional event. Season Four Premiere. Kevin and Jack attempt to keep count of all of the dreams that Disney attempted to grant during a strange mid-2000s promotional event. false full 1 4 801435ec-2a19-4535-ae4d-7ae3175caf56 Mon, 6 Jan 2025 20:02:50 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-eighteen-carousel-of-regress-ipHoCHi9 Episode Eighteen: Carousel of Regress Defucntland 00:30:24 Season Three Finale. In the long-awaited conclusion to this season, Kevin and Jack are joined by Dan and Rob for a surreal and somewhat dark exploration into what Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress would be like if John Progress were real and also depressed. Season Three Finale. In the long-awaited conclusion to this season, Kevin and Jack are joined by Dan and Rob for a surreal and somewhat dark exploration into what Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress would be like if John Progress were real and also depressed. false full 6 3 ef7821cc-ab58-4956-823a-a4d5f5ce1bf3 Tue, 12 Nov 2024 22:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-seventeen-the-swiffer-effect-mhdM6aNG Episode Seventeen: The Swiffer Effect Defucntland 00:31:48 Kevin asks Jack if he recalls the 2010-era rock band OneRepublic, and the two embark on a journey filled with several realizations and a lot of bad singing. Kevin asks Jack if he recalls the 2010-era rock band OneRepublic, and the two embark on a journey filled with several realizations and a lot of bad singing. false full 5 3 14a896a6-1846-4c39-a51b-36a0dd38ee1b Tue, 22 Oct 2024 15:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-sixteen-up-on-cripple-creek-8Gz351ms Episode Sixteen: Up On Cripple Creek Defucntland 00:58:38 In this episode, Kevin recalls his childhood trip to Cripple Creek, Colorado and relays the action-packed history of the town to Jack. In this episode, Kevin recalls his childhood trip to Cripple Creek, Colorado and relays the action-packed history of the town to Jack. false full 4 3 afaa5dc6-0295-4589-8658-be86cdc0b280 Wed, 9 Oct 2024 15:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-fifteen-kitchen-of-the-mind-FgiHurwe Episode Fifteen: Kitchen of the Mind Defucntland 00:41:17 Jack introduces Kevin to a new book by the former dean of Disney University, prompting Kevin to discuss his thoughts on motivational speakers. Jack introduces Kevin to a new book by the former dean of Disney University, prompting Kevin to discuss his thoughts on motivational speakers. false full 3 3 bc289b31-162d-4b9b-a4e7-3d828f10f873 Tue, 1 Oct 2024 15:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-fourteen-fun-junction-usa-jZExt4c9 Episode Fourteen: Fun Junction USA Defucntland 00:39:37 Jack tells Kevin about an obscure theme park named Fun Junction USA that had a bit of trouble getting off the ground. Jack tells Kevin about an obscure theme park named Fun Junction USA that had a bit of trouble getting off the ground. false full 2 3 de970061-b2b7-4d76-9c4b-cdc8010338e9 Sun, 22 Sep 2024 20:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-thirteen-disneyland-security-rVupZX7w Episode Thirteen: Disneyland Security Defucntland 00:32:52 Season 3 Premiere. Kevin reads Jack and Rob several news stories from the early days of Disneyland, showcasing the peculiar issues that the park's security force encountered. Season 3 Premiere. Kevin reads Jack and Rob several news stories from the early days of Disneyland, showcasing the peculiar issues that the park's security force encountered. false full 1 3 eedb766a-bcf0-4a56-b8bf-5e3834666316 Fri, 5 Apr 2024 16:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-twelve-palm-talk-V9dnhQfX Episode Twelve: Palm Talk Defucntland 00:46:27 Season Two Finale. Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the palm tree fandom and their strange relationship with Walt Disney World. Season Two Finale. Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the palm tree fandom and their strange relationship with Walt Disney World. false full 6 2 cd0a1779-08d6-46b3-b30f-cffb40e7a9ef Wed, 27 Mar 2024 19:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-eleven-a-walk-on-the-wild-side-1wLd_wny Episode Eleven: A Walk on the Wild Side Defucntland 00:43:25 Jack encourages Kevin to dive into the history of Central Florida's famous Gatorland. Jack encourages Kevin to dive into the history of Central Florida's famous Gatorland. false full 5 2 2553476d-df6a-486a-96cc-76a58cef80af Tue, 19 Mar 2024 15:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-ten-hyperspace-hoopla-zfb39MKp Episode Ten: Hyperspace Hoopla Defucntland 00:49:47 Kevin tells Jack about Star Wars Weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios and one specific show that was performed during the event. Kevin tells Jack about Star Wars Weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios and one specific show that was performed during the event. false full 4 2 693beff7-6400-4fa1-9fb8-6c995d1af3ca Tue, 12 Mar 2024 02:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-nine-nachos-rio-grande-challenge-yY34Iffa Episode Nine: Nachos Rio Grande Challenge Defucntland 00:30:22 Kevin and Jack discuss their thoughts on competitive eating and stumble across one specific eating competition that took place at Pecos Bill Tall Tale Inn & Cafe at Magic Kingdom. Kevin and Jack discuss their thoughts on competitive eating and stumble across one specific eating competition that took place at Pecos Bill Tall Tale Inn & Cafe at Magic Kingdom. false full 3 2 b91ea5b2-00b2-417f-944e-b8352b24fa32 Mon, 4 Mar 2024 03:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-eight-ear-force-one-qm8wjm3E Episode Eight: Ear Force One Defucntland 00:36:22 Kevin tells Jack about a strange video he found featuring Mickey Mouse. Kevin tells Jack about a strange video he found featuring Mickey Mouse. false full 2 2 f24bde43-a76f-407b-9d64-4de12a8408b7 Mon, 26 Feb 2024 00:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-seven-disney-dogs-JPRFSRkP Episode Seven: Disney Dogs Defucntland 00:35:14 Season Two Premiere. Bark bark. Ruff ruff. This episode is about dogs at Disney. Season Two Premiere. Bark bark. Ruff ruff. This episode is about dogs at Disney. false full 1 2 b4c67d46-1dbf-451d-a9ff-3890efe01fd8 Sun, 17 Sep 2023 16:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-six-the-castle-drawbridge-ZjJTRmV6 Episode Six: The Castle Drawbridge Defucntland 00:37:41 Season One Finale. Kevin tells Jack about Disneyland's New Fantasyland, and the two gain a new perspective on the park. Season One Finale. Kevin tells Jack about Disneyland's New Fantasyland, and the two gain a new perspective on the park. false full 6 1 9499163c-323a-4539-9bf0-6bec39de8e40 Sun, 10 Sep 2023 16:49:11 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-five-the-epcot-residency-mGgrj1Og Episode Five: The Epcot Residency Defucntland 00:44:58 Jack challenges Kevin to a guessing game of which famous bands have played at Epcot's famed America Gardens Theatre. Jack challenges Kevin to a guessing game of which famous bands have played at Epcot's famed America Gardens Theatre. false full 5 1 5e6fc501-ab07-4b57-bdeb-6f2691cd025b Sun, 3 Sep 2023 17:10:42 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-four-50s-prime-time-cafe-fE_kx7qo Episode Four: 50's Prime Time Café Defucntland 00:45:52 Kevin and Jack are joined by Rob (RobPlays, Midway to Main Street) for a deep exploration into the lore of the 50's Prime Time Café restaurant at Disney's Hollywood Studios. Kevin and Jack are joined by Rob (RobPlays, Midway to Main Street) for a deep exploration into the lore of the 50's Prime Time Café restaurant at Disney's Hollywood Studios. false full 4 1 44227a68-81a1-42e4-a968-cdecec2d75d9 Sun, 27 Aug 2023 16:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-three-the-sea-is-my-world-_eKB_tqa Episode Three: The Sea is My World Defucntland 00:30:16 Jack tries to get a very sleepy Kevin interested in going to SeaWorld. Jack tries to get a very sleepy Kevin interested in going to SeaWorld. false full 3 1 49f073d8-38df-4d59-95f9-b605fd4d00c6 Sun, 20 Aug 2023 16:00:00 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-two-person-of-the-century-GUxS3wdF Episode Two: Person of the Century Defucntland 00:45:09 Kevin and Jack research EPCOT Center's never-realized Person of the Century Poll. Kevin and Jack research EPCOT Center's never-realized Person of the Century Poll. false full 2 1 b293e71b-c93b-4397-9648-abb5d5ba8bf4 Sat, 12 Aug 2023 21:31:39 +0000 contact@defunctland.com (Defucntland) https://where-we-parked.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-one-in-search-of-excellence-fIXHq2h4 Episode One: In Search of Excellence Defucntland 00:46:21 Kevin tells Jack about a documentary featuring Walt Disney World titled In Search of Excellence. Kevin tells Jack about a documentary featuring Walt Disney World titled In Search of Excellence. walt disney world, defunctland, disney world, theme park history, park ride history, theme park, disney false full 1 1