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Here's to you Cronos: MM 8/4

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 14 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

On this episode of Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins, pays tribute to the legendary Conrad "Cronos" Lant. Gone too soon, a Metal God who clearly did whatever the flerg he wanted to. What more can anyone ask of life?

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Norwegian Black Metal part 2 without JD

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 11 Oct 2026 01:00:00 +0000

The squad assembles with the addition of our guest the Dr. Reverand Jelly Roll from the Church of Last Resort.

This week, the squad speculates on suspected serial killer activity in Lansing, Michigan. Listen as these armchair profilers discuss the current information available to the public.

If you have any information, please call the River Trail Tip line: (517) 483-6023

Beaveman and Nolan did comedy together this week and chat a bit about their experienct.

The Beaveman takes over the role of the Dark Lord of Brown-town, cuz, you know, JD be parenting and stuff.

Content warning, the Beaveman thinks the subjects of the topic of discussion are waify, little, tool bags that should have been better friends to eachother and probably could have benefited from getting a job and eating a steak now and then.

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Humpback Anglerfish-Monstrous Minutes

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2026 07:00:00 +0000

Exciting as it would be to see a creature from the deep alive, you would have to wonder why is this phenomenon occurring? Chances are, it probably isn't a good thing. The Dark Lord of Brown-town couldn't say it any more accurately, humans are the real monsters in this world.

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Our typical idiocy dedicated late to Mary Morello and too damn early to Cronos

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 4 Oct 2026 06:00:00 +0000

This week the squad unites for its personal brand of podcast idiocy. Can you tell we really love doing this?

We dedicate this episode to the late, great, Mary Morello. We had no idea we would be recording on what would have been her 103rd birthday. We just loved hearing her on the radio with Tom Morello. What an icon.

The Dark Lord of Brown-Town planned a segment on Black Metal and was ready to rock, this unfortunately coincided with the too soo death of Conrad "Cronos" Lant of Venom. The Monster is shaken.

We appreciate the contribution these folks made to the arts and we honor their memory, by being stupid.

Nolan brings us the history of the guitar, a very brief history. Swan hits us with some true crime and completely loses her sh!+ when reporting on this weeks two featured pieces of sh!+.

Beaveman continues the road to the Black Death, and of course the grand commisioner of all things unholy, JD Hutchins, introduces the squad to Black Metal.

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We also welcome GD Fenderson to the network in typical squad fashio by having him do a video for us.

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That's cold: Monstrous Minutes 8/3

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Thu, 1 Oct 2026 00:15:00 +0000

This week on Monstrous Minutes, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town presents a brief description of the coldest place on earth, the East Artic Plateau. How cold is it? Can you say instant death to any human who steps outsude into it. That's cold.

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Get Slapped, the squad attempts to play a team-constructed role-playing game

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 27 Sep 2026 10:00:00 +0000

The Squad assembles to take a break from the norm. This week, Swan and Beaveman constructed a little role-playing game in an attempt to drive Nolan crazy. Unfortunately, because it was the first time, it took way too long to iron out the rules and gameplay so they could not play 2 games per person. They need to iron it out a bit more, but they had fun.

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Neil Gehring. Update on the lost, and missing 411: Monstrous Minutes 8/2

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 23 Sep 2026 19:18:00 +0000

This week we have an unfortunate update on a case we covered on the last episode of, The Slaptail Squad. Missing hiker Neil Gehring has been found. Our thoughts and sympathies go out to the family of this young man. We had hoped that our podcast could help spread the word to hopefully find him safe and well. Not a missing 411 case but the full details have not been released. Suspicious? You decide. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

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That there's a marmot smokin a Boudica and swing a hammer in Olympia National Park

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 20 Sep 2026 06:00:00 +0000

The Squad assembles to bring you this weeks idiotic conversation. Missed us?

Nolan brings us some weird history. Anyone know who Queen Boudica was and why she was so important? No? Well, you won't learn much, but maybe it will inspire you to dig a little deeper.

Missing 411 anyone? It continues, or does it. JD brings the heat in monotone. Is that possible. Neil Gehring was reported as missing from Olympia National Park on September 2, 2026 after failing to return as planned. Hopefully he is ok. Is this another case of the 411 conspiracy theory?

Swan brings us this weeks featured piece of sh!+ times three. No shortage of dumb criminals out there.

The Beaveman continues the journey to the great mortality. This week, her presents the bacteria itself, Yersinia Pestis.

Finally, Swan finishes off with dumb jokes. They are definitely that.

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Three Halves makes one helluva cool robot: Monstrous minutes 8/1

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 16 Sep 2026 23:03:00 +0000

If I told you there existed a centaur like, Goat headed thing, that wielded axes and chainsaws, would you think it's purpose was search and rescue? This week on Monstrous Minutes, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town introduces Slaptail Nation to Three Halves. Part demon, part robot, all go! Support the Patreon https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad

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Dog house hiding, and rat fleas jamming to the Delta Blues on a voyage of the damned

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 13 Sep 2026 16:47:00 +0000

This week the squad unites for its typical banter and irreverent humor mixed with some interesting topics of discussion.

The Beaveman returns from his trip to where it all began, Ft. Benning Georgia. He welcomed his young friend into the brotherhood of the US Army Airborne and Infantry. Follow me! All the way!

The Swan brings us this weeks featured piece of sh!+. This guy wants to hide out in a tiny doghouse that is clearly not suited to house the Norse God of Thunder! Chavezz Alfredo Thor Russell tried to get away, but the bad boys got him. Can Swan deliver the news in local anchor style? Nope! But it was fun to mess around.

The Beaveman continues to provide context and pull the squad and the audience into the time of the Great Mortality. This week, he discusses the Oriental Rat Flea.

Nolan brings a surprisingly interesting tale of the voyage of the damned, and JD rambles on relentlessly abut the Delta Blues and deals with the Devil. Robert Johnson, and Tommy Johnson got their guitar skills, bo skills, and skills with dealing with animals bred for their skills in magic directly from Old Scratch himself. Or did they?

Swan brings it home in the only way she can, with Dumb Jokes with Swan.

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A Really old tree, A Cute Little Rat, A few jokes brought to you from Canada, and Don't Forget to Wash your Hands. Season 8 Episode 1 Here we come again!

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 6 Sep 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Members of the Great Slaptail Nation, Welcome back. Or, if you're brand new and you've stumbled your way here, welcome.We want to thank each and every one of you for everyone for listening— you've endured our questionable decisions, Beaveman's Not So Grand Rounds, JD's Monsters Lair, Nolan's Weird History, Drippy Steve's unnecessary oversharing, Swan's terrible jokes, and conversations that somehow keep getting recorded. We've survived aliens, bodily fluids, bizarre medical conditions, questionable life choices, and whatever the hell happened in the last season. And we're back bringing you even more this season!!! It's the premier of Season 8 and the "Squad" unites! Beaveman decides to determine the order of segments with a brief bout of Rock, Paper, Scissors. It goes as about as well as you think it would. Between Steven trying to change the structure of the show and our resident Dark Lord unsurprisingly choosing the left hand path and cheating his way through it, it's a surprise they came to any decisions at all. Oh well, that's what happens when you get a bunch of idiots to compete with each other. Nolan gets us started with the weird history of doctors washing their hands. It doesn't end well for the man who originally made the suggestion. JD cheats his way to an opportunity of being able to drag us into The Monster's Lair where news of an ancient tree's death leads us down a rabbit hole the size of a forest. Swan gives us a "very interesting" segment about this week's Featured Piece of Sh1+. Next we get Beaveman's Not So Ground Rounds about a dark, little, furry creature and no it's not his pen1$. This Season, Not So Grand Rounds will be a series of stories surrounding the same subject. Listen to find out what! Finally as always, Swan pummels us with awful jokes. This time around, her jokes, if you can even call them that, take on a distinctly Canadian tone. It's Season 8 of The Slaptail Squad! Buckle up and get ready because here we go again... because we know what it means to walk the lonely street of dreams...

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D-Day and Conflict Sand: Monstrous Minutes -15

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Thu, 3 Sep 2026 00:49:00 +0000

Scientists study the sand of D-Day beaches 80 + years after the Normandy invasion, the French coastlines where battles occurred, are "bleeding metal." After another 100 years or so, the wounds of the D-Day beaches will be fully healed, unlike the wounds of human war history and the ones of the warfighters unlucky enough to bear witness to said history.

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A Humourist, a Cryptid, and the O-Pied O-Piper of Opossums talk nonsense

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 30 Aug 2026 06:00:00 +0000

It's the last episode of season seven and the squad unites. Nope. They didn't. Just the Beaveman and two of his friends who happen to be two very funny individuals. Comedian Dale Earnhardt, the mullet-having, midwest macabre Lord of Opossums and GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist join the Beaveman for a talk about everything. When we say everything, we are pretty close. Topics include but are not limited to: stories about food, food in the military, GD's bullies, Beaveman's paratrooper stories, that asshole Pete Hegseth, racial profiling, picks of Jodi Arias's butthole, Indiana Jones ageism, GD's vigilante days, Sedley Alley (huge piece of sh!+), Suzanne Collins RIP beautiful soul, serial killers, and whatever else they can think of. Thank you for joining in on the fun. Here is to upcoming season 8.

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Amphibious Cockroaches. The future of search and rescue?: Monstrous Minutes -13

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 26 Aug 2026 06:00:00 +0000

This week on Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchis presents a brief glimpse into the possible future of search and rescue.

Scientists are strapping Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches into diving suits for new efforts to advance Search and Rescue. Imagine being saved by the real world equivalent to the Prawns from District 9!?

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Author of Moon Child, Anthony Dyer joins the Slaptail Squad for idiocy training

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 23 Aug 2026 06:00:00 +0000

This week, the Slaptail Squad welcomes author Anthony Dyer to the show. Anthony is a former U.S. Air Force special missions aviator with over a decade of experience in special operations aviation. He flew high-risk missions around the globe, earning multiple accolades including the Air Force's Jolly Green Rescue Mission of the Year in 2018. Will that experience help him keep his sanity on a podcast like the Slaptail Squad? Guess you have to listen to find out.

The Beaveman presents a common condition known to our guest, you guessed it, motion sickness. Nolan keeps his pie-hole shut, and the Swan brings us one hell of a depressing story about this weeks featured piece of sh!+.

Thank you to all of our humans in the armed forces, to our veterans, and the good people of planet earth that are doing the best to protect the people around them and this rock we live on.

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Let the Dam Beavers Be: Monstrous Minutes episode -13

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 19 Aug 2026 21:43:00 +0000

Years ago, Beavers were hunted by disgusting humans, never to be seen in jolly old England again, until...

Beavers are nature's engineers. Hard working, family oriented, and Dam good paratroopers. Listen as the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins brings you a little story about the impact of Beavers in England.

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Samurai's love baseball and Pee Wee Herman

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 06:00:00 +0000

The Squad assembles. Beaveman provides an update on his first high school reunion. He graduated over 35 years ago and his lived with one thought in his mind if he ever confronted his high school bully. Wonder what happened?

Swan brings the true crime. A story of a mother who allegedly killed her three children then attempted to take her own life. Is she really the piece of sh!+? What really happened the day Lindsay Clancy allegedly took her children's lives?

The Beaveman brings it with not so grand rounds. What happens when you get a splinter you can't remove?

Nolan tells us about the many places in history the Samurai appeared, and it wasn't just Japan.

The Monster brings us haunted stories about the glorious sport of baseball, and Swan rounds out the evening with dumb jokes with Swan.

All throughout the episode, the squad nods to the late, great Paul Reubens aka Pee Wee Herman. We miss you.

See Beaveman live, on stage. October 9, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre

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Try that in a small town: Monstrous Minutes -12

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 12 Aug 2026 19:24:00 +0000

This week, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town brings you Monstrous Minutes. The FBI built an entire town just to attack it daily with cyber attacks, to see if they can fix it. The only weird thing about this story is that for some reason, they chose Huntsville, AL. Like what you hear? Share with friends. Rate and review. Thank you to our listeners all over the world. Special thanks to the states in the US that are our biggest supporters. Thank you California, Florida, Texas, Georgia, New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania. Thank you Canada for getting us on the charts. Big thanks to Norway for keeping us as a top podcast. We love you all. Give us money so we can fulfill the dream Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

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Psychiatry + Psychology= Bullsh!+ but feet can be beautiful

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 9 Aug 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Nolan, Swan, and the Beaveman unite this week as Drippy Steve recovers from bottom surgery and JD makes an urgent trip to Disney to ride the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

Behavioral health therapy, what a joke. Talk about a soft science. The squad agrees it is nothing but BS wrapped in an SSRI.

Swan gives us an update on last weeks story. The update, there is no update worth a crap. Thanks Swan. How about some details about the family mass murder suicide of the Karolkiewicz family?

Thankfully, she has another POS to talk about.

Jason Wayne Redman, a 55-year-old Traverse City man, has been arrested after authorities seized electronic devices containing approximately 8,000 images and videos of child sexual abuse material. Get the sundress ready for that a-hole.

Nolan, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy reinforces the belief that psychology and psychiatry is bs. Bring on the cocaine.

The Beaveman furthers the narative and reads from one of his go-to books, Psychopathia Sexualis. Has the field of psychology advanced at all? Nah

Finally, Swan brings the drone with dumb jokes with Swan. Sure to disappoint.

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Hey! That's my gun!: Monstrous Minutes -11

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 5 Aug 2026 01:04:00 +0000

Some lady cleans out her dad's gun safe, trys to sell his shit and ends up finding out his shotgun is evidence.

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Stop killing your families you giant pieces of sh!+!

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 2 Aug 2026 07:00:00 +0000

Can we be any more specific than that? It seems like a given, but clearly people just keep doing it. This week, the Squad unites to talk about the latest family annihilator. Oh, this one is special, huge family. Any time you kill 4 or more of your family members, you get the distinguished title of family mass murderer. Believe it or not, not all of them kill themselves. This one did.

The Beaveman and JD bring some context to crimes of this nature. The Swan presents the case, in typical Swan fashion, scattered as F!

Nolan brings us some historical context of giant pieces of sh!+ that murdered their family members, and Drippy Steve fails to present an intriguing true crime tale.

You always have a choice. Make the right one. Get help. There is a special place in hell for people that kill their children and family members.

But did he do it? Did the others? The Slaptail Squad provides a little bit of information to consider.

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The Atacama Lair: Monstrous Minutes -10

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Fri, 31 Jul 2026 15:55:00 +0000

He's back, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town himself, JD Hutchins brings you this weeks Monstrous Minutes.

Chile has two, really big ass telescopes, one of which is housed in a Bond villian's lair. They see cool space shit and remind us humans how truly insignificant we are in the grand scheme of things. Check out our Patreon and give us money Sex Power Money, that's our mantra We are here to entertain https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

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Dor Namethian ejaculate on Monguls throughout Quantum Immortality

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 06:00:00 +0000

This week on the Slaptail Squad Swan comes hot out the gates with an intriguing true crme update on on this weeks featured piece of sh!+ currently residing at a Kalamazoo county jail awaiting extradition to Alaska. Christoper Popps is the primary suspect in the killing of Patrick Orville Dearth nearly 33 years ago in Alaska. Swan really wants to talk to him.

The Beaveman really talked Steven up this week after giving him suggestions about his segment. Did Steven hit the ball out of the park or did he biff it? What do you think?

The Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town himself does not disappoint. This week he discusses Quantum Immortality. Clearly, the Beaveman is intrigued.

Nolan comes in hot and peters out like a wet candle. This guy really does love the Mongols, and not just the barbecue.

Beaveman explains to every man in simple terms how the male ejaculates. Do they get it? Probably not.

And the Swan angrily tells us jokes for Dumb Jokes with Swan.

Despite the fact that Beaveman loses his sh!+ consistently throughout the pod, they still have a ton of fun.

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Goblin Sharks of the Deep: Monstrous Minutes episode -9

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 22 Jul 2026 20:26:00 +0000

This week on Monstrous Minutes with JD Hutchins, the trailer park monster and Dark Lord of Browntown brings us story of a deep see creature.

Scientists just captured Goblin Sharks on camera for the first time. These sharks are diving deeper into the ocean than originally thought possible. Spoiler alert! That's not a good thing!

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Body Part Treasure Hunt in the land of Elephants & Aliens

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 19 Jul 2026 17:00:00 +0000

This week the Slaptail Squad keeps it weird and disturbing as usual. Content warning. Swan talks about body parts discovered in a lake & in the freezer. Drippy Steve can't multitask as usual while attempting to talk to us about Aliens while our intellectual elitist fact checks him. Beaveman talks to us about why we should eradicate mosquitoes.

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Whale Necropolis: Monstrous Minutes episode -8

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 15 Jul 2026 22:52:00 +0000

This week, the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, brings us monstrous minutes. Every whale dies, not every whale truly lives. That may not be accurate. They don't disappear, they sink and provide a buffet and are an important part of the ecosystem. Join JD in the abyss for your monstrous minutes.

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The Uncanny Ability of the Musical Mind of the Monster

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 12 Jul 2026 06:00:00 +0000

This week the squad takes a break from the norm and talks music. More specifically, the Swan and Beaveman pull tapes, yes casette tapes, and CD's randomly out of their collections to see what JD can tell them about the music. Nolan offers up a musical favorite but receives bland stares from Swan and Beaveman. No offense to Nolan of course.

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Making bread from the dead: Monstrous Minutes episode -7

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 8 Jul 2026 23:48:00 +0000

Scientists are back at it again. Poking, prodding and otherwise beating a dead horse or, I guess in this case, a dead iceman. Scientists are once again, disturbing Otzi, not only to satiate their appetites for knowledge but this time, just their regular appetites.

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That baby gots a drinking problem and that one might be too tasty

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Tue, 7 Jul 2026 01:36:00 +0000

Content warning. Disturbing news involving small children.

Breaking news! A couple days late.

That's right, our crime news anchor The Swan is hot on the trail of some disturbing news coming out of New South Wales and Baton Rouge Louisiana.

In New South Wales a mom decided to see if her child was cream filled. Was it? No names were released to the public at this time.

In Baton Rouge Louisiana, apparently even the toddlers party hard. Someone should enroll that kid in alcoholics anonymous.

Wow, there really are more pieces of shi!+ than not these days.

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Fat babies suffer from tuberculosis on route 66

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 5 Jul 2026 06:00:00 +0000

This week, is, I mean...we going to hell. It's the typical Slaptail Squad podcast. Irreverent, crude, childish, disturbing, and yes, I could go on.

We start with our typical useless banter. We find out that JD is a bit into the pee-pee. We are not going to talk about the port a potty baby, let's just say, Air Assault!

The Beaveman starts it off with not so grand rounds. This week, The White Death aka Tuberculosis. Still a major concern. Cover your cough! See a friggin doctor, nurse practitioner, physician assistant, witch doctor, something!

By the way, is Nolan was a vampire, he would be the first one to develop diabetes. He's the vampire Lesfat.

JD, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town takes us on a dark journey of Route 66. Can't wait to get Limp.

Swan brings us the disturbing. Several pieces of sh!+ this week. She starts with a tale that is not to be believed.

Two idiots leave 3 children under the care of another idiot. What happens, well, I am sure the story will change.

Here's to you piece of sh!+, may you get what you deserve Sidney Whitt, Jacqulyn Morales, and Shelby Munoz.

Let's not forget that dog banging weirdo. Dude pled not guilty! What? That's right get an update on StevenTyler Swain.

Then finally the worst of the worst. Yes we make fun, but that's what gallows folks do. God bless this little man up high. May his sister get the care she deserves. RIP Casper. May Damien O' Brien and Jessica O' Brien meet some concerned parents in jail who will teach them a harsh lesson.

Finally Nolan talks nonsense. We are still reeling at this point.

Swan brings it home with some truly terrible jokes.

So, uh, yeah. That's comedy!

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Bees have bee-n awesome since time immemorial: Monstrous Minutes episode -6

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 1 Jul 2026 15:09:00 +0000

The Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins brings us this weeks monstrous minutes with a historical recollection of the discovery of jars of honey in the tomb of the Pharoah Tutankhaman. Bees have been and continue to be essential for life on this planet. They don't just make a tasty treat. Enjoy!

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Drippy Steve can make any topic boring: Aliens, True Crime, Medical Oddities-Video

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 28 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts that every alien species in the universe has human anatomy.

Swan comes in stong with some crime. Piece of sh!+? Possibly. This is a developing story. What happened to Rebecca Patnude? Was it foul play? Did she pass from natural causes? Why was her boyfriend living with her corpse? I guess only Christopher Schoonmaker knows.

Just when you thought Star Trek was cool, you guessed it, Drippy Steve makes it boring. What else can be said?

Transition to some other side conversation as Drippy Steve has bored us all. The Beaveman talks about the idea of terrible ghost hauntings and one of his fetishes.

The Beaveman comes in strong with, "Not So Grand Rounds." A little education about microorganisms. This week, the virus.

A week is not complete without the Swan bringing the squad some dumb jokes. They are dumb.

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Drippy Steve can make any topic boring: Aliens, True Crime, Medical Oddities

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 28 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Just when you thought Star Trek was cool, you guessed it, Drippy Steve makes it boring. What else can be said?

Transition to some other side conversation as Drippy Steve has bored us all. The Beaveman talks about the idea of terrible ghost hauntings and one of his fetishes.

The Beaveman comes in strong with, "Not So Grand Rounds." A little education about microorganisms. This week, the virus.

A week is not complete without the Swan bringing the squad some dumb jokes. They are dumb.

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LSD on the Brain for Science: Monstrous Minutes episode -5

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:02:00 +0000

This week on the Monstrous Minutes, JD presents a glimpse into research being conducted on the use of LSD on volunteers in the name of science. What happens to the brain when you use LSD? Thanks to the latest and greatest scientific advances, researches can take a look at the brain to determine what areas may be stimulated and what barriers may be broken. What are the implications for use of LSD in medicine? Remember, you won't learn anything from us, but we do like to think that we get the old gears rolling.

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Pushing the limits of science and Beaveman's patience

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 21 Jun 2026 14:32:00 +0000

It's that time, time to get Slappin. Have you ever wondered thought to yourself, "Beaveman's dreams can't possibly get more disturbed?" If you thought that, you were wrong. Someone should send this guy to see a psychologist.

Swan brings us the crime report, this week's featured piece of sh!+. This time it's a little bit different. For F sake, the justice system is more inefficient than Drippy Steve's legs. What exactly is wrong with helping the one you love leave the planet on their terms?

A quick update on Beaveman's health leads to an absolutely ridiculous argument about colon transplants. Do you see that artery on the side of Beaveman's temple. It looks like it is going to burst.

This is of course inserted during Drippy Steve's very boring UAP ufology update. Man, this guy is almost as much as an energy suck as the Swan when she's destroying our fun.

Nolan makes it interesting by telling us about the search for magic and the occult by the Axis during WWII. If you don't know about that, it is fascinating. The movies were based on reality.

Beaveman brings historical medical information in preparation for next season when he will tackle the great mortality.

All throughout, the Beaveman loses it. This Army veteran would force choke his entire crew if he could. They may like making him snap. Very possible.

Finally, saving the day remotely, is a recording of Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling and his famous joke line. Swan tries and fales. Thanks for hanging with us.

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Pushing the limits of science and Beaveman's patience Video

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sat, 20 Jun 2026 22:35:00 +0000

A quick update on Beaveman's health leads to an absolutely ridiculous argument about colon transplants. Do you see that artery on the side of Beaveman's temple. It looks like it is going to burst.

This is of course inserted during Drippy Steve's very boring UAP ufology update. Man, this guy is almost as much as an energy suck as the Swan when she's destroying our fun.

Nolan makes it interesting by telling us about the search for magic and the occult by the Axis during WWII. If you don't know about that, it is fascinating. The movies were based on reality.

Beaveman brings historical medical information in preparation for next season when he will tackle the great mortality.

All throughout, the Beaveman loses it. This Army veteran would force choke his entire crew if he could. They may like making him snap. Very possible.

Finally, saving the day remotely, is a recording of Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling and his famous joke line. Swan tries and fales. Thanks for hanging with us.

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An Underground Country in Ithaca NY: Monstrous Minutes episode -4

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Thu, 18 Jun 2026 16:53:00 +0000

The Dark Lord of Brown-town, JD Hutchins, brings you this weeks strange account of a secret that lies beneath a graveyard in the town of Ithaca NY, USA.

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Green children enjoy just the bulb while watching the nightly news from their UFO

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 14 Jun 2026 06:00:58 +0000

This week, the squad unites to bring you premium idiocy. The Swan comes in hard with a story about a young TV reporter and her tragic end in the year 1974. What drove this young person to such ends. A fascinating tale. Rest in peace Christine Chubbuck.

Then Drippy Steve brings us an interesting tale about one of the missing scientists. Too bad he doesn't have answers to questions that would be commonly asked. Oh well, I guess he tried. What really happened to Melissa Casias?

JD does not disappoint. Have you ever heard of a Fortean event? This one is very intriguing. The story of the green children of Woolpit? Get ready, it's a good one.

The Beaveman brings the fury, or the gag. Don't eat your hair! That's all we are going to say for now. Listen. How does Drippy Steve handle this medical odditie?

Swan wraps it up with some cute jokes. Not too shabby.

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Green children enjoy just the bulb while watching the nightly news from their UFO VIDEO

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 14 Jun 2026 06:00:00 +0000

JD does not disappoint. Have you ever heard of a Fortean event? This one is very intriguing. The story of the green children of Woolpit? Get ready, it's a good one.

The Beaveman brings the fury, or the gag. Don't eat your hair! That's all we are going to say for now. Listen. How does Drippy Steve handle this medical odditie?

Swan wraps it up with some cute jokes. Not too shabby.

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Necro Robotics a Wolf Spider Afterlife: Monstrous Minutes episode -3

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 10 Jun 2026 21:22:00 +0000

This week, the Trailer Park Monster, Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins of the Slaptail Squad brings you Monstrous Minutes episode -3. Ever spent hours wondering why spiders curl up into a little ball when they die? Nope, us either. Apparently it is pretty interesting and has possible scientific applications. Sounds oddly interesting, or just odd. But that's the Slaptail Squad and this is Monstrous Minutes.

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The Demon Wears a Calico Coat on a Flying Saucer While Listening to Hip Hop

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 7 Jun 2026 05:00:00 +0000

The Squad unites for typical idiocy. This week's piece of sh!+ is a mixed bag. The first guy is 100% a piece of sh!+. Listen, I don't mean to victim shame, but what was that dog wearing? Seriously, Steven Tyler Swain is one sick...puppy?

The second story, well, I think that girl might have game. Good for you Vanessa O' Rourke

Steven bores the crap out of everyone with something interesting. It takes a really boring person to take a cool subject like Ufology and make it boring. Drippy Steve pulled it off.

The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy hits us with some fast info. Conspiracy, conspiracy theory, or neither.

The Dark Lord of Browntown himself is finally back. This guy goes on vacation more than Drippy Steve goes downtown on cumdumpsters. That's saying something.

Listen as JD spins a masterful tale about the 27 curse and the legendary Houston, TX hip hop collective founded by DJ Screw, SUC.

Then Beaveman introduces the squad to quite possibly, the world's most terrifying creature.

Its all here, wrapped up in a 2 hour, long ass podcast. Swan takes us home with typical jokes. I have to say, despite the fact that she is a poison ivy riddled, walking corpse, she did pretty well. Maybe she realized that in order to do good comedy, you have to be a tortured soul. Enjoy.

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Monstrous Minutes episode -2: The Dawn of Shape Shifting Robots is here

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 3 Jun 2026 23:03:00 +0000

You finally did it you morons. Have you not seen Terminator? Shape shifting robots are here.

The Trailer Park Monster breaks it down this week.

Will this help humanity? Are we doomed? You decide.

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Don't get PAM on the brain Video

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 31 May 2026 15:08:00 +0000

The Squad Unites. Right out the gate, the Swan can't stop talking. Interrupting is like her Zen or something. Will it continue? Most definitely.

There is a lot of news out there currently regarding aliens, UFOs, UAPs, and massive amounts of released documents. It's a good thing the Squad has an expert. Enter Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen. Take it away Steven! Wait, what? You are not prepared? But, it is your job. Ok, so you blew it again? How does it make you feel to know that none of us are surprised?

The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy swoops in to bring us some fun tidbits about those murderous hippopout, sorry, hipopopopatu, no wait, hippopotamus. You can run, but, you screwed.

Beaveman terrifies with another medical oddity. Naegleria Fowleri, I call you a brain eating amoeba! Friggin scary. BTW we know Beaveman said they inject medication in your sPinal cord not what he meant he said it for simplicity sake. Intrathecal means the fluid-filled area located between the arachnoid mater and pia mater, the thin tissues covering the brain and spinal cord.

Swan brings it home with this weeks featured piece of sh!+ and he is one. Hope he gets a sundress.

And finally, dumb jokes with Swan. Is she getting better?

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Don't get PAM on the brain

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 31 May 2026 07:00:00 +0000

The Squad Unites. Right out the gate, the Swan can't stop talking. Interrupting is like her Zen or something. Will it continue? Most definitely.

The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy swoops in to bring us some fun tidbits about those murderous hippopout, sorry, hipopopopatu, no wait, hippopotamus. You can run, but, you screwed.

Swan brings it home with this weeks featured piece of sh!+ and he is one. Hope he gets a sundress.

And finally, dumb jokes with Swan. Is she getting better?

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The Slaptail Squad presents: Monstrous Minutes episode -1 , "Time"

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Wed, 27 May 2026 17:00:00 +0000

The Dark Lord of Brown-Town, Trailer Park Monster, and Grand Commissioner of all things unholy, JD Hutchins presents this first episode of Monstrous Minutes. Time is time, is it not? What is time? Can something as simple as gravity, temperature, or materials of a timepiece itself, effect the measurement of time? Truly these are questions we cannot answer in a few minutes. It does make you think. Is this the first step to truly understanding time. Can this lead to space travel, time travel, interdimensional travel? Can this make every trip the Beaveman's mother takes really only take 15 minutes despite the distance?

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The Murder of My Profession Video

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 24 May 2026 17:18:00 +0000

This video does not include the first few minutes of banter. This is included on the audio podcast and available as extra content on our Patreon.

This week, the squad unites to bring you laughs and also a little bit of serious conversation. Right out the gate, the King of Kalamazo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock reminds us just how much humans suck at solving problems instead of letting nature be nature. We're the problem! Duh!

Althouth the Dark Lord of Brown-town isn't on this episode, he wrote a segment for the Beavemen to read in his stead. Pretty interesting. Ever want the 411 on Missing 411? I mean...yes?

Then Beaveman hits us with the reality that is healthcare in his area, but most likely, this is the snapshot of the entire nation. The United States has the most expensive healthcare in the world. So it would stand to reason that the United States of America has the best outcomes of all the other countries, right? Nope.

Although we know you will never learn anything from this podcast, we think of our audience as our friends. That is the format of the show. Friends spending time together catching up. Ask questions. Be an advocate for your health.

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The Murder of My Profession

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 24 May 2026 16:53:00 +0000

Althouth the Dark Lord of Brown-town isn't on this episode, he wrote a segment for the Beavemen to read in his stead. Pretty interesting. Ever want the 411 on Missing 411? I mean...yes?

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The Goblins Got My Glove Video

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Mon, 18 May 2026 15:45:00 +0000

Content warning for persons that watch the video. Disturbing images may not be suitable for some viewers.

This week, the entire squad unites for our typical idiotic mayhem. The video starts 10 minutes in after our preshow banter. For the complete audio, listen to the podcast. The complete video is on Patreon.

Today, Drippy Steved Da Driphausen takes on the role of producer. How do you think that went? I'm sure you can all guess.

Swan brings us this week's featured piece of sh!+. He definitely fits the description. Nolan enthralls us all with a tiny tidbit of history. I am pretty sure it was approximately 2 minutes. I don't even remember what it was about.

JD comes in hot with lore about those nasty little goblins and the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter. What do you all think? There are some pretty interesting theories out there. Listen to see what the squad thinks happened.

The Beaveman brings the trauma. Literally. If you have a sensitive stomach and medical injuries and conditions are hard for you to watch, maybe just catch this one on audio. It is worth it to see Drippy Steve react however.

The Swan wraps it up with Dumb Jokes with Swan. Is she getting better? No. But that is her lot in life.

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The Goblins Got My Glove

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 17 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Content warning for persons that watch the video. Disturbing images may not be suitable for some viewers.

This week, the entire squad unites for our typical idiotic mayhem. Enjoy our stupid banter before the show begins for audio guests only. Video starts about 10 minutes in.

Today, Drippy Steve Da Driphausen takes on the role of producer. How do you think that went? I'm sure you can all guess.

The Swan wraps it up with Dumb Jokes with Swan. Is she getting better? No. But that is her lot in life.

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Don't play with Mac-aque unless you want herpes

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Tue, 12 May 2026 22:59:00 +0000

Content warning. There are images that may not be suitable for persons who have difficulty viewing medical images or hearing about medical conditions. This podcast is not suitable for viewers under the age of 18.

This is a slightly edited video. The banter prior to the podcast is not included in the video like it is in the podcast audio. The video is also not edited for instances where additional noises are made or where Nolan insists on talking over everyone. For the full video, check out our Patreon.

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Don't play with Mac-aque unless you want herpes

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 10 May 2026 01:00:00 +0000

Yes, we know there is no hyphen. We're just having fun. This week the entire squad unites for absolute chaos. Be glad you don't have the Beaveman's job. The unedited video is very fun and you can see it on Patreaon, but for our dear audio audience, you will appreciate the Beaveman's skill.

It's fun per norm. The Swan brings us this weeks piece of sh1+, kind of a softball but we find out that Nolan has some hidden tendencies.

JD thrills us with a story about a Meat Storm. Yes, you read that correctly, a meat storm.

Then Beaveman comes in with an attempt to keep the attention of the squad. It's clear they all have attention defecit of some type. He tries his best, but, you know how they are. Thankfully our audience knows they won't learn from us.

The Swan disappoints as usual with dumb jokes with the Swan. She really isn't getting better. Which is fun for everyone else.

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If a spider discovers antigravity...would you kill it?

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 3 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000

This week, the squad unites with the lord high commander, the Beaveman, and his Bravo team of Nolan Johncock aka the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy and Drippy Steve Da' Driphausen.

It's that time of the week again. Can anyone explain to us why Drippy Steve has such an active sex life? We don't get it. slaptailsquad@gmail.com because we need to know!

Our typical pre-intro music BS of course. Then Drippy Steve updates us on all the conspiracy theories surrounding the missing or deceased scientists involved with national secrets, anti-gravity, alien research, or whatever. We think the Beaveman may have figured it out. At least for the anti-gravity folks.

If you were ready for an indepth, historical odity, well then strap-in because you are in for a long ride. A long ride to a podcast that presents some weird history. This week, it's just , "Nolan had a thought." Wow, way to do some research. Is Drippy Steve about to move up in rank over Nolan???

The Beaveman brings it home with not so grand rounds. This week, he is talking about a creepy crawly and the havoc it can cause. Talking about none other than, the brown recluse spider.

Thank you for joining us on this adventure in idiocy. We love to have our friends along for the ride.

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UFO flying monkeys love to shoot pop guns and eat peanut butter on celery

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 26 Apr 2026 06:00:00 +0000

The Squad assembles to bring you this weeks completely idiotic banter an fun topics of discussion.

When Swan says this weeks piece of $h1t is a piece of sh1+ she isn't kidding. Maybe next time bring us a crime situation we can make fun of Swan. Thanks for bringing us down.

What a real Forrest Gump take on Peanut Butter? Me neither, but we got one anyway from the world's most boring storyteller GD Fenderson. So glad Beaveman has the power to turn it off at any point in time.

We know, it is not likely that Steven is going to bring the heat, but he did. More conspiracy theories. What is going on? Are these deaths linked? Did someone get too close? Will they be coming for Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen next?

In true Nolan fashion as an intellectual elitist, he presents a brief piece of historical knowledge. Someone fact-check this dude. We have no idea if he is correct.

The Beaveman comes in with yet another scary condition. Mpox anyone (he still likes calling it Monkey Pox).

Then Swan wraps it all up with possibly the worst segment of, "dumb jokes with Swan," the squad has ever had to bear.

We hope you enjoy it.

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Blow the foam off it

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 06:00:00 +0000

The Squad unites this week to bring you the typical level of unscripted idiocy you have come to expect from a bunch of, well...idiots. This week there is a very special segment brought to us by our friend GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist. The Squad had dubbed him, "The World's Most Boring Storyteller." Judge for yourself. Love ya GD.

Right out the gate the Swan brings you this week's piece of sh1+. This one is definitely a huge turd. Just when you thought it was safe to go in the kiddy pool.

Drippy Steve delivers an actually interesting report about all the folks working for the government over the past 33 months that are clearly related to some sort of alien research or espionage. Our money is on aliens because after all, this is extraterrestrial time.

Then the Beaveman comes in hot with not so grand rounds. This weeks case will make you dry. Just remember to blow the foam off it.

Then the Monster takes an interesting topic, the paranormal, and makes it boring. Why is it boring? Because business and under-handed deals are boring.

Does the Swan save the day with Dumb Jokes with Swan? What do you think?

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Steven wants to be Jerry but he's just a pukey potato

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Sun, 12 Apr 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Steven wants to be Jerry, but he can't even be that cool. Can't take him anywhere. He inserts himself in the Beaveman's set, and reeps the benefits. How does he repay the Beaveman, guess you have to listen to find out

Swan tells a bit of true crime for this week's POS. Nolan researches very little and contributes even less. Then Beaveman comes in hot like he always does. Can he make Steven puke? Maybe.

Then Steven comes in moist and pale with a meager attempt to enlighten the squad with the latest in UFO news. Is he ok?

Beaveman reads a contribution from the Trailer Park Monster, but doesn't do it any justice. You can't replace the monotone with the microphone. Hopefully JD will be back next week.

Instead of reading jokes, the Squad calls their pal Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling's famous dirty joke line. Use your finger and call guys. That's (516) 922-WINE Thanks Jackie!

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Spittin facts while the guy behind Dan spits in his hand

slaptailsquad@gmail.com (The Slaptail Squad) — Fri, 3 Apr 2026 17:32:00 +0000

On this episode the Squad welcomes comedian Dan Leach of Dan Does Comedy. Dan is a standup comedian and a comedy producer in Battle Creek Michigan. He brings Forrest Gump/John Belushi energy to his comedy. He is well known behind many dumpsters throughout four surrounding counties.

Instead of their usual routine, the squad spits random facts. The Swan, as part of her usual routine, tries to ruin everyone's fun. Thankfully, her new mentee is up to the challenge to assist her in this endeavor. Poor Nolan Johncock, guess he couldn't hang with being the Beaveman's Padawan.

The Beaveman and JD have as much fun as humanly possible, while Dan daydreams away about having cigarettes put out on his tramp stamp. It's a fantastic time as always. Join us for more fun.

Big things to come. We are tentatively switching podcast hosting platforms, and the Beaveman has been slaving away on our Patreon. Thank you to our listeners all over the world, reach out. We love to hear from you.