Ha Ha Land

Are You Guys Itchy?

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 19 Mar 2024 14:11:06 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen interview themselves and promote their upcoming projects! As Bernie and Hanna dive into new endeavors, Kristen screens her feature at Fox. How are we feeling about grass season? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Code Switching almost featuring Anne Hathaway

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 5 Mar 2024 03:04:22 +0000

This week Bernie gets his tires changed as he heads for sin city. The gang also discusses a people team, living in reality, and Dicks. The gang then almost talks to Anne about Kate Middleton's whereabouts, eating a square of oatmeal a day, and the worst jobs we've ever had. Does Kristen look like Grace Gummer? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Cheesecake Factory Stans almost featuring Zendaya

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 20 Feb 2024 00:03:40 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen discuss Zendaya's plight as a multi-hyphenate, her failed fashion line and her upcoming role in Dune 2. They also guess Tom Holland's height and debate Zendaya's best look. Who has the most dietary restrictions? find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Intactivists almost featuring Alan Cumming

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 6 Feb 2024 04:10:53 +0000

Hanna, Kristen and Bernie almost talk to Alan Cumming about Traitors, being an Intactivist and subliminal messages. The gang also dishes about Avril Lavigne and their own personal traitors. What do the McDonald's arches really mean? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Overnight Superstar almost featuring Reneé Rapp

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 23 Jan 2024 18:52:11 +0000

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen almost talk to Reneé Rapp about her rise from Broadway star to mainstream pop star. They also discuss Kristen attending Sundance, Hanna having a new year crisis and Bernie drinking Jacob Elordi bathwater. Was there beef with Reneé leaving Sex Lives of College Girls? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Lifetime's Scandoval almost featuring Gypsy Rose Blanchard

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 9 Jan 2024 00:16:05 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen are back for season 2! They almost talk to Gypsy Rose Blanchard about her productivity in prison from writing a book, locking down a husband and an abundant amount of self-work. The gang also talks Lifetime movies, cruises and the name Gypsy. What are Gypsy stans called? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Scottsdale Famous almost featuring Emma Stone

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 19 Dec 2023 04:12:11 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen almost talk to Emma Stone about her new role in Poor Things, her preferred hair color and David Blaine's painful magic trick. They also discuss Kristen going to Sundance and Hanna going to Vermont. Who did Emma Stone poom poom in the trailer with? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Isn't Not Gay almost featuring Bradley Cooper

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 5 Dec 2023 07:06:41 +0000

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen almost chat with Bradley Cooper about his sobriety, his sexuality and his latest role as Leonard Bernstein. The gang also discusses their favorite Bradley Cooper movie and whether or not he's really decorating with Gigi Hadid. Did Coop finger Lady Gaga at the piano? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

America's Mother almost featuring Martha Stewart

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 21 Nov 2023 18:31:09 +0000

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen humble brag about Hanna's McDonald's commercial and investigate Snoop Dogg's newfound sobriety. The gang also discusses their prison reputations, a perfect night out with Martha Stewart, and the made-for-TV movies about Martha Stewart's bad girl lifestyle. Who is the millennial Martha Stewart? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

F@*% Me in the Eye almost featuring Jacob Elordi

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 14 Nov 2023 08:15:15 +0000

Bernie and Kristen turn Hanna into a homophobe as they discuss catching dick and Singles day. They talk about mean Youtube comments, dating for money and douchebags using their mothers as nice guy beards. The gang also gets into class warfare, getting bamboozled by Olivia Jade and INCEL behavior of Joker fans. What is the Bush Tele? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Cardi B Whippits almost featuring Mariah Carey

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 7 Nov 2023 04:47:56 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen talk about what holidays they would be royalty of, Cardi B's vodka whipped cream and the different eras of Mariah Carey. They also discuss Hanna's new antidepressants, the erection of the clit, and Mariah Carey's talent rider.

Fuck, marry, kill Josh Groban, Mariah Carey, and Michael Buble? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

The Original Silly Hot Girl almost featuring Heidi Klum

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 31 Oct 2023 02:22:07 +0000

Kristen, Bernie and Hanna chat Heidi's Halloween bash, the truth about ghosts, and their personal lingerie lines. Bernie pitches his new line of gender neutral leotards called "Tards!" The gang also dishes about past jobs that they weren't qualified for. What do you call a bunch of lesbians locked in a room? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Building a Resume almost featuring Bad Bunny

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 24 Oct 2023 02:32:52 +0000

Kristen, Bernie and Hanna talk about Bernie's new ear cuff, Bad Bunny's net worth, and their WWE names. The gang also dish about their favorite Soundcloud rappers, Bad Bunny's sexuality, and old posts that will inevitably ruin each of them. Are Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner in love? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Dawg Mode almost featuring Leonardo DiCaprio

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 17 Oct 2023 02:17:39 +0000

Hanna, Kristen, and Bernie play smash or pass to Leo's best characters, and start rumors about drug addicts and ex's. The gang also talks putting parents to work, dedicating their tax returns to important causes and snagging tickets to Fyre Fest 2. Is buying cowboy boots at a farmer's market lesbian? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

We Have Sex at Home almost featuring Taylor Swift

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 3 Oct 2023 00:32:56 +0000

This week, Bernie, Kristen and Hanna try to trace the source of Bernie's UTI. The gang also discusses Taylor Swift's new relationship, her real sexuality, and Swiftnesea. Kristen then pitches a game to further prove Taylor's love for the punani. Is Taylor Swift a 5? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

American Horror Story: Airport almost featuring Ryan Murphy

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 26 Sep 2023 02:00:25 +0000

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen are back and get blocked by the most powerful man in H-town, Ryan Murphy. They discuss Kim K's performance in the new American Horror Story, Lea Michele's reading level, and Ryan Murphy's fascination with mean women. The gang then almost pitches their American Horror Story season with brilliant ideas such as "Midnight Climax", "Department Store", and "Airport". How do you make a show about blow jobs boring? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Basically Nickelback almost featuring The Jonas Brothers

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 12 Sep 2023 04:39:44 +0000

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen talk about purity rings and that one time Hanna lost her virginity to a corn dog. Sans Jo Bros, the aspiring multi-hyphenates discuss Kevin's unexpected glow up, Frankie's unappreciated talents, and Nick's undeniable queerbaiting. Find out everyone's high school superlative this week on Ha Ha Land.

Defining Mandatory BJs almost featuring Gwyneth Paltrow

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 5 Sep 2023 05:41:47 +0000

Kristen, Hanna and Bernie discuss Kristen's lost dykey keychain, coffee enemas and a Goop retreat from hell. The gang debates Gwyneth's joker story of telling people to eat 200 calories. Kristen, Bernie and Hanna also talk talk about Gwyneth's musical career aka appearing on Glee and their vagina/ bussy candles. Are celebrity names getting too crazy? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Clogging Holes almost featuring Drew Barrymore

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 29 Aug 2023 04:05:52 +0000

Bernie, Hanna, and Kristen discuss Drew's sexy stalker, Chad Michael Busto, and stalking in general. The gang also dishes about COVID v Gonorrhea, sending photos to strangers, and straight girls' bisexuality. What is Drew Barrymore's happy cocktail? Find out this weekend on Ha Ha Land.

Eatin' Dis Order almost featuring Selena Gomez

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 22 Aug 2023 05:29:17 +0000

Hanna takes a 20-year-old trauma dump on Kristen and Bernie in honor of their almost guest, Selena Gomez. The gang also debates Selena's best song, if Selena ever did lines with Barney, and what qualifies as too many Instagram followers. After Selena bails, Bernie, Kristen and Hanna get sidetracked with Doja Cat conspiracy theories. What makes Selena so alluring? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Marvel Names for Basic B*itches almost featuring Lisa Vanderpump

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 15 Aug 2023 02:51:52 +0000

The gang is back from summer break, just in time for LA school to be back in sesh. Hanna talks about her British bang and Bernie discusses his near-death plane ride. Hanna, Bernie and Kristen then almost interview reality tv mogul Lisa Vanderpump. The crew discusses Lisa's interesting choices for cuisine, their Real Housewives' tag lines, and her gay husband's skin. What do you think Lisa Vanderpump's net worth is? Find out on this week's episode of Ha ha Land.

Coca Up My Hola almost featuring Kim Cattrall

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 18 Jul 2023 03:27:56 +0000

Oh, honey, this week Hanna, Kristen and Bernie discuss Che Diaz's Comedy Store closer, confidence and selling your naked body aka foot. The gang also talks about Kim's cameo and the tea surrounding the drama. What are the girlies beefing about? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Geriatric Pregnancy almost featuring Andy Cohen

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 11 Jul 2023 04:11:15 +0000

This week the gang is hit with exciting news, Kristen gets engayged! The gang discusses the sketch of Hanna's soulmate, Ozempic, swimming Alcatraz, and Ryan Seacrest as the gay Ryan Seacrest. Is bitters having a moment? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Climax at Herpes Court almost featuring Usher

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Wed, 5 Jul 2023 01:50:05 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen discuss waiting 10 dates to bang, Pride featuring Chrishell and G Flip, and Hozier as a lesbian icon. The gang also discusses Usher's 1000 crunch secret to abs and 10,000 not so secret shoe collection. Did Usher win his herpes court case? Find out on this week's episode of Ha Ha Land.

Soft Serve the Blow almost featuring Kaley Cuoco

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 27 Jun 2023 16:20:41 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen discuss depression via sweatpants and ice-cream mix-ins. Bernie claims his Hollywood star in front of Musso & Frank Grill, while Hanna calls dibs on Hooters. Bernie tries to hook Hanna up with his dog savior but unfortunately he was not interested. The gang also discusses 8 Simple Rules, Big Bang Theory and Based on a True Story.

Psilocybin and C*ck Pizza almost featuring Jennifer Lawrence

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 20 Jun 2023 16:53:49 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen discuss loose corn, pooping their pants and Gunkles. They also talk about Jennifer as a cool girl icon, grooming a teenage loser and inconsistent accents. Marry, F*ck, Kill Katniss Everdeen, Joy and Mother? Find out on this week's Ha Ha Land.

Mental Illness is Sexy almost featuring Abel Tesfaye

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 13 Jun 2023 07:41:50 +0000

These multi hyphenates drink Red Bull and discuss Shia LaBeouf and his mother, lil Dickie's penis, and anal bleaching. The crew also discuss Dirt Nasty and the evolution of names aka The Weeknd and Abel Tesfaye. Is the Idol good? Find out on this episode of Ha Ha Land.

Staph Summer almost featuring Kylie Jenner

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 6 Jun 2023 04:41:22 +0000

Bernie, Hanna, and Kristen discuss Barefoot Boy Summer, hard nipples, and Stud Country. The gang (almost) interviews Kylie Jenner and asks questions about getting medicated, filler, making love to Timothée Chalamet. What do we think Kylie smells like?

Shit in the Bed almost featuring Melissa Mccarthy

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 30 May 2023 06:27:10 +0000

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen discuss taking mushrooms at a baby shower, drag names and cults they would join.

Married Again and Again almost featuring Jennifer Lynn Affleck

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 23 May 2023 16:44:02 +0000

Bernie and Kristen discuss J.Lo' s accolades, or lack there of, as Hanna nearly passes out from the emotional turmoil of losing her job. The crew discusses if J.Lo actually sings her songs, her halftime snub, and her songs. Marry/ F*ck/ Kill LL Cool J, Khaled, and Pitbull? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Lesbians for Lisbon almost featuring Pete Davidson

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 16 May 2023 09:23:03 +0000

The gang talks writers' strike, BDE, and BPD. Kristen and Bernie try convincing Hanna to join the mile high club. They also discuss tattoos and their fake meaning. Does Pete Davidson fly private? Find out on this week on Ha Ha Land.

D*ck Fingers almost featuring Quinta Brunson

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 9 May 2023 03:51:53 +0000

The gang (minus Quinta) talk being elementary school sluts, child actors and memorable scents. They also discuss the crossover from internet fame to award winning television stardom. What was their favorite snack in 5th grade and rehab? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Flubbing Names almost featuring Dua Lipa

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 2 May 2023 15:20:53 +0000

Dua Lipa joins the pod! Or does she? We talk blue Barbie wig, FAO Schwartz Barbie Shoe Aquarium and Wendy Williams name generators. We learn that Hanna and Heather are NO LONGER FRIENDS. Also, fisting tattoos.

F*ckable Foods almost featuring Florence Pugh

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 25 Apr 2023 13:01:53 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen discuss mcflurries and other foods you can have sex with. They also get into Zach Braff, dating men who look like your dad, and having sex with yourself. Hanna brags about not getting a callback for "A Good Person" and gives a taste of her singing chops. They also brainstorm ways to blackmail future guests. Find out who everyone is sucking and f*cking this week on Ha Ha Land.

Coffin Tips almost featuring Nicolas Cage

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 18 Apr 2023 16:38:37 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen almost interview the star of Renfield, Nicolas Cage. They dive into the power of manifesting, trench coats, and an alleged motorcycle accident. They also discuss the power of method acting and Nic removing 2 teeth for his role in some war movie. How many weddings is too many? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

Big Mommies almost featuring Adam Sandler

Hanna@girldickie.com (Hanna Dickinson) — Tue, 11 Apr 2023 14:34:40 +0000

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen interview Netflix Dom Adam Sandler in their quest to be comedic kings and style icons. They come prepared to ask Adam the hard hitting questions, like, are sweatpants a personality? Can Hanna find love with pink hair? Find out in this episode of HaHa Land.