https://simplecast.com Two Minute Warning with Paul Russo Inquiring minds want to know what is on the mind of The World's Greatest Thinker. We deliver this knowledge in daily two-minute bite-sized chunks. ©2014 Two Minute Warning with Paul Russo Enterprises en https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com Fri, 13 Apr 2018 16:05:00 +0000 Thu, 23 May 2019 00:41:56 +0000 https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com Two Minute Warning with Paul Russo https://cdn.simplecast.com/images/88188b2f-cfd0-4fee-b828-a7d740664d37/10bc9e1f-3f28-470a-a87b-18d472d440b6/3000x3000/1408726884artwork.jpg?aid=rss_feed episodic Inquiring minds want to know what is on the mind of The World's Greatest Thinker. We deliver this knowledge in daily two-minute bite-sized chunks. Paul Russo & Dave Rupert yes https://feeds.simplecast.com/HZj62BbZ fucking magical, rant, rave, buttz, two minutes Paul Russo prusso04@gmail.com 288a54a9-b5d2-4783-8ba1-4ea8257d2d2d 107: Basic In our final episode of the season Paul tries to figure out if he is in fact 'basic'. Fri, 13 Apr 2018 16:05:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/42ff0712-b89b0abf 107: Basic Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:40 In our final episode of the season Paul tries to figure out if he is in fact 'basic'. In our final episode of the season Paul tries to figure out if he is in fact 'basic'. yes full 110 fdaa077c-70f1-4ed1-ac15-eb5388455364 106: Soul Cycle Paul tells our listeners about his experience going to Soul Cycle for the first time. Fri, 13 Apr 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/6f5db9f0-30cf2db6 106: Soul Cycle Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:05:07 Paul tells our listeners about his experience going to Soul Cycle for the first time. Paul tells our listeners about his experience going to Soul Cycle for the first time. yes full 109 ba31264e-23fc-4846-ba64-3b0c9dc9a893 105: Constantly Injured Paul tells our listeners about how he's constantly injuring himself. Thu, 12 Apr 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/52491674-2aba5e13 105: Constantly Injured Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:47 Paul tells our listeners about how he's constantly injuring himself. Paul tells our listeners about how he's constantly injuring himself. yes full 108 d52b7df3-eef8-40ba-8bae-1ccc64729a4a 104: MRI Paul tells our listeners about his experience getting an MRI. Wed, 11 Apr 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/9d9c1cd4-1fbad536 104: MRI Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:23 Paul tells our listeners about his experience getting an MRI. Paul tells our listeners about his experience getting an MRI. yes full 107 86230fe8-55de-4965-beb6-124371109169 103: Paul and Car Wrecks Paul tells our listeners about his unfortunate luck and questionable driving ability that leads him to getting in car wrecks a lot. Tue, 10 Apr 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/30172a29-7d4ad1ef 103: Paul and Car Wrecks Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:39 Paul tells our listeners about his unfortunate luck and questionable driving ability that leads him to getting in car wrecks a lot. Paul tells our listeners about his unfortunate luck and questionable driving ability that leads him to getting in car wrecks a lot. no full 106 d4d78dc0-d3ac-4d33-9e78-401648163e12 102: NYC & Shorts Paul tells our listeners about the time he went to NYC for work and forgot people dress like adults outside of Austin. Mon, 9 Apr 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/529a7dc7-f73a76a4 102: NYC & Shorts Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:44 Paul tells our listeners about the time he went to NYC for work and forgot people dress like adults outside of Austin. Paul tells our listeners about the time he went to NYC for work and forgot people dress like adults outside of Austin. yes full 105 5e825ddf-b8a0-4e88-8256-1a268501b23e 101: Pussyfooting Paul tells our listeners about the time he first learned of the word pussyfooting. Fri, 6 Apr 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/b61478ad-84d05126 101: Pussyfooting Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:45 Paul tells our listeners about the time he first learned of the word pussyfooting. Paul tells our listeners about the time he first learned of the word pussyfooting. yes full 104 999399de-de5a-4358-956c-98247af12a1b 100: Star Wars Paul tells our listeners about all things Star Wars from the last two years with plenty of hot takes. Thu, 5 Apr 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/261afe42-29c123e7 100: Star Wars Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:09:28 Paul tells our listeners about all things Star Wars from the last two years with plenty of hot takes. Paul tells our listeners about all things Star Wars from the last two years with plenty of hot takes. star wars yes full 103 563f1599-49da-4365-9d3f-a74693acf1f6 99: The Devil's Lettuce Paul tells our listeners about his recent discovery of the word "the devil's lettuce". Wed, 4 Apr 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/4cfff8da-78f56595 99: The Devil's Lettuce Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:41 Paul tells our listeners about his recent discovery of the word "the devil's lettuce". Paul tells our listeners about his recent discovery of the word "the devil's lettuce". yes full 102 d0697a03-1ba1-425b-b2ab-f8627b16b8c3 98: Pot Smoking Farting Hillbilly Paul tells our listeners about his encounter with a pot smoking farting hillbilly. Tue, 3 Apr 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/e5ccd76c-a403f33d 98: Pot Smoking Farting Hillbilly Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:18 Paul tells our listeners about his encounter with a pot smoking farting hillbilly. Paul tells our listeners about his encounter with a pot smoking farting hillbilly. yes full 101 226becb2-d48f-4f86-8115-7db04a1f9f15 97: Pee Plaque Paul tells our listeners about the congratulatory plaque he received from Trent. Mon, 2 Apr 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/7858988d-5507e149 97: Pee Plaque Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:16 Paul tells our listeners about the congratulatory plaque he received from Trent. Paul tells our listeners about the congratulatory plaque he received from Trent. yes full 100 8aee7f7b-1303-48e6-8275-21a3ceac7596 96: Elevator Etiquette Paul tells our listeners about proper elevator etiquette, don't be weird and don't fart in the elevator. Fri, 30 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/a2c08294-ff124be5 96: Elevator Etiquette Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:48 Paul tells our listeners about proper elevator etiquette, don't be weird and don't fart in the elevator. Paul tells our listeners about proper elevator etiquette, don't be weird and don't fart in the elevator. yes full 99 c5065c8f-0a52-42f3-b993-5885d7372147 95: Movie Hot Takes Part 2 Paul takes a rapid-fire approach to giving the hottest of hot movie hot takes. Thu, 29 Mar 2018 16:05:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/d281faf0-a21e1c98 95: Movie Hot Takes Part 2 Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:05:36 Paul takes a rapid-fire approach to giving the hottest of hot movie hot takes. Paul takes a rapid-fire approach to giving the hottest of hot movie hot takes. yes full 98 c4619163-613d-488a-8b8c-69695b436bdb 94: Movie Hot Takes Part 1 Paul takes a rapid-fire approach to giving the hottest of hot movie hot takes. Thu, 29 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/a6224c8f-703be5b5 94: Movie Hot Takes Part 1 Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:31 Paul takes a rapid-fire approach to giving the hottest of hot movie hot takes. Paul takes a rapid-fire approach to giving the hottest of hot movie hot takes. yes full 97 9edbe25c-8ce2-4842-971a-9539afb77f4e 93: Poo-Pourri Paul tells our listeners about the incredible creation of Poo-Pourri, cause everybody poops. Wed, 28 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/7559d701-180fc495 93: Poo-Pourri Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:21 Paul tells our listeners about the incredible creation of Poo-Pourri, cause everybody poops. Paul tells our listeners about the incredible creation of Poo-Pourri, cause everybody poops. yes full 96 8d6c1aaa-564c-440a-ae37-f3b190b3a001 92: The Navage Paul attempts to explain to our users what the hell a Navage is. Tue, 27 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/ed36c408-81d10620 92: The Navage Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:40 Paul attempts to explain to our users what the hell a Navage is. Paul attempts to explain to our users what the hell a Navage is. yes full 95 c7e4641a-19a1-4100-962b-82d04748e560 91: Vegetti Paul tells our listeners about the questionably named Vegetti. Mon, 26 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/f7f3962a-4f6e4f24 91: Vegetti Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:43 Paul tells our listeners about the questionably named Vegetti. Paul tells our listeners about the questionably named Vegetti. yes full 94 2278025e-04a7-452a-bac0-8702f68cdb9c 90: Drafthouse Pet Peeves Paul tells us about his growing confusion with Drafthouse customers who don't know how to shut up during a movie. Fri, 23 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/2e6f9561-4a21a36a 90: Drafthouse Pet Peeves Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:05:03 Paul tells us about his growing confusion with Drafthouse customers who don't know how to shut up during a movie. Paul tells us about his growing confusion with Drafthouse customers who don't know how to shut up during a movie. yes full 93 f0131a05-b44d-4909-b84a-14aadd98886b 89: Die Hard vs. Lethal Weapon Paul attempts to answer the question, which is the better franchise. Thu, 22 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/0afac565-9f89e221 89: Die Hard vs. Lethal Weapon Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:25 Paul attempts to answer the question, which is the better franchise. Paul attempts to answer the question, which is the better franchise. yes full 92 5d6841d8-c4cb-42ec-a26d-9768e176aa2d 88: Destination Bat Mitzvah Paul tells our listeners about the exciting world of Destination Bat Mitzvah Wed, 21 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/78795feb-7bc7c44c 88: Destination Bat Mitzvah Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:32 Paul tells our listeners about the exciting world of Destination Bat Mitzvah Paul tells our listeners about the exciting world of Destination Bat Mitzvah yes full 91 b8aed41a-2126-4b9d-9505-2d2df8455bd9 87: JCC Part 2 Paul tells our users about his traumatizing experience in the bathrooms of the JCC. Tue, 20 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/91d56d43-f8bcef36 87: JCC Part 2 Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:09 Paul tells our users about his traumatizing experience in the bathrooms of the JCC. Paul tells our users about his traumatizing experience in the bathrooms of the JCC. yes full 90 9d47ea80-8cbd-4c21-a981-52d8bb52fd62 86: JCC Part 1 Paul tells our listeners his experience going to the Austin Jewish Community Center. Mon, 19 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/f4f771cd-c99f4434 86: JCC Part 1 Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:12 Paul tells our listeners his experience going to the Austin Jewish Community Center. Paul tells our listeners his experience going to the Austin Jewish Community Center. yes full 89 9442014e-b7fe-4896-91b3-a93639c59f25 85: Mattress Shopping Paul tells us about his experience of buying a mattress. Fri, 16 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/9817629f-72e86c5c 85: Mattress Shopping Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:35 Paul tells us about his experience of buying a mattress. Paul tells us about his experience of buying a mattress. yes full 88 5e5eee09-5582-4120-ab61-b796793cbf1f 84: Watter Wiggles Paul reminds us about Water Wiggles. Thu, 15 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/ecba229b-a0a1ff7d 84: Watter Wiggles Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:15 Paul reminds us about Water Wiggles. Paul reminds us about Water Wiggles. yes full 87 5dad51f0-1c3b-4337-832f-e45c4c765133 83: Enema Paul tells us about his experience getting an enema. Wed, 14 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/0badea99-69ec7e84 83: Enema Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:28 Paul tells us about his experience getting an enema. Paul tells us about his experience getting an enema. yes full 86 39a11350-db66-42ed-8756-9dbbdabf2891 82: Nutritionist Paul tells us about his experience seeing a nutritionist. Tue, 13 Mar 2018 16:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/a64c7055-e725c5b5 82: Nutritionist Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:53 Paul tells us about his experience seeing a nutritionist. Paul tells us about his experience seeing a nutritionist. yes full 85 52904c03-b619-4f4f-bda6-0627873ba4e2 81: Best Burgers in Town Paul tells us about his favorite burgers in Austin. Mon, 12 Mar 2018 16:19:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/9c09f0e8-44761b34 81: Best Burgers in Town Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:06:02 Paul tells us about his favorite burgers in Austin. Paul tells us about his favorite burgers in Austin. yes full 84 a1f9cc21-23a7-4af8-84f7-fecf9d23990f 80: Tantric Eating Paul tells us the hottest new fad he's starting. Fri, 9 Mar 2018 17:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/449f2429-69bdde34 80: Tantric Eating Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:20 Paul tells us the hottest new fad he's starting. Paul tells us the hottest new fad he's starting. yes full 83 b5d35562-e3e2-448f-a3a0-6714ee885d00 79: Torchy's Torture by Taco Paul tells us about his questionable decision to partake in Torchy's Torture by Taco weeks after his surgery. Thu, 8 Mar 2018 17:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/58054eb0-dbf3eb5c 79: Torchy's Torture by Taco Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:04 Paul tells us about his questionable decision to partake in Torchy's Torture by Taco weeks after his surgery. Paul tells us about his questionable decision to partake in Torchy's Torture by Taco weeks after his surgery. torchys, tacos, spicy yes full 82 8a8026d0-0b51-4ae0-856a-960bb7db0452 78: Friendsgiving Paul tells us about his Friendsgiving experience and how cooking a turkey traumatized him for life. Wed, 7 Mar 2018 17:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/96714ea4-23aa863e 78: Friendsgiving Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:05:36 Paul tells us about his Friendsgiving experience and how cooking a turkey traumatized him for life. Paul tells us about his Friendsgiving experience and how cooking a turkey traumatized him for life. yes full 81 9292582d-9287-458a-a645-23dd85b6b58f 77: The Bachelor Paul tells our listeners about his obsession with The Bachelor Tue, 6 Mar 2018 17:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/b72483e0-a9e105e2 77: The Bachelor Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:05:35 Paul tells our listeners about his obsession with The Bachelor Paul tells our listeners about his obsession with The Bachelor bachelor in paradise, bachelor, chris harrison, bachelorette yes full 80 841a503e-301b-47e8-8529-05e2d5a71999 76: String Cheese Paul discusses the various ways to eat string cheese and his own method. Mon, 5 Mar 2018 20:19:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/628401a1-e8d286b7 76: String Cheese Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:01:55 Paul discusses the various ways to eat string cheese and his own method. Paul discusses the various ways to eat string cheese and his own method. yes full 79 f8861883-9f3a-4729-ac6f-2d4385c4d1ec 75: Singing Telegram Lady Paul tells our listeners about Austin's Singing Telegram Lady, who may or may not have a monopoly on the telegram business. Fri, 2 Mar 2018 17:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/10ab6d85-7201a004 75: Singing Telegram Lady Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:58 Paul tells our listeners about Austin's Singing Telegram Lady, who may or may not have a monopoly on the telegram business. Paul tells our listeners about Austin's Singing Telegram Lady, who may or may not have a monopoly on the telegram business. yes full 78 4dfc62f9-4b66-4b08-afef-e3a55b2c8170 74: Tumor Talk Paul talks about his support group called "Tumor Talk" Thu, 1 Mar 2018 17:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/aa7e275e-0f2cdc71 74: Tumor Talk Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:23 Paul talks about his support group called "Tumor Talk" Paul talks about his support group called "Tumor Talk" yes full 76 bf284022-9399-4554-b0b6-5f8acebbec9a 73: Hospital Tv Schedule Paul walks us through his TV schedule while in the hospital and his progression of turning into an 80 year old man. Wed, 28 Feb 2018 17:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/58303b31-219341fe 73: Hospital Tv Schedule Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:36 Paul walks us through his TV schedule while in the hospital and his progression of turning into an 80 year old man. Paul walks us through his TV schedule while in the hospital and his progression of turning into an 80 year old man. yes full 77 88647eed-dafb-46fa-bd44-3ed1941b84b5 72: Tumors? Paul discusses his tumors Arnold and Danny Devito. Tue, 27 Feb 2018 17:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/60a4b6cf-020680f4 72: Tumors? Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:52 Paul discusses his tumors Arnold and Danny Devito. Paul discusses his tumors Arnold and Danny Devito. hey arnold, tumors, danny devito, arnold yes full 75 cd0874f5-5039-4ed6-8138-f8dbeab2b08e 71: Season 3 Intro In this episode Dave and Paul set the stage for the third season of Two Minute Warning with Paul Russo. Mon, 26 Feb 2018 17:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/0e3aea3b-d76b2dc9 Follow us on the journey as we uncover all of man's greatest mysteries. Our mission is to fully explore all the hard-hitting topics that face our nation and world in just under two minutes, sometimes five.

In this episode Dave and Paul brilliantly set the stage for the first season of Two Minute Warning with Paul Russo.

]]> 71: Season 3 Intro Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:50 In this episode Dave and Paul set the stage for the third season of Two Minute Warning with Paul Russo. In this episode Dave and Paul set the stage for the third season of Two Minute Warning with Paul Russo. yes full 74 61ca36a1-c4e5-4ee5-9796-15c57cd2b4a3 70: Star Wars on Demand Paul discusses the long awaited release of Star Wars on Digital HD. Fri, 12 Jun 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/b7eb482e-b7eb482e 70: Star Wars on Demand Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:45 Paul discusses the long awaited release of Star Wars on Digital HD. Paul discusses the long awaited release of Star Wars on Digital HD. yes full 73 dd5f7b73-a7ba-4b8e-b60a-c864b0ddc718 69: A-Paul-ogy #4 Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy he interrupted at the CVS. Thu, 11 Jun 2015 15:01:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/42d28108-42d28108 69: A-Paul-ogy #4 Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:27 Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy he interrupted at the CVS. Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy he interrupted at the CVS. yes full 72 ccc7db51-9fb7-492a-9a0c-5989ca4a66bb 68: A-Paul-ogy #3 Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy a the kolache shop. Thu, 11 Jun 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/c7f1157b-c7f1157b 68: A-Paul-ogy #3 Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:37 Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy a the kolache shop. Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy a the kolache shop. yes full 71 2f01c559-2778-4078-902b-dcfa9c9d5470 67: Don't Read Paul tells our listeners about how he doesn't read. Wed, 10 Jun 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/d61acc48-d61acc48 67: Don't Read Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:37 Paul tells our listeners about how he doesn't read. Paul tells our listeners about how he doesn't read. yes full 68 e68f4d58-63ef-4b9d-a485-1723a93c5779 66: Keanu Reeves Paul tells us about his obsession with Keanu Reeves. Tue, 9 Jun 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/a3f4014e-a3f4014e 66: Keanu Reeves Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:00 Paul tells us about his obsession with Keanu Reeves. Paul tells us about his obsession with Keanu Reeves. yes full 69 01aa375a-884c-4175-9c7b-90e09b19619a 65: Entourage Paul confesses his love for the television show Entourage. Mon, 8 Jun 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/3361eb50-3361eb50 65: Entourage Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:34 Paul confesses his love for the television show Entourage. Paul confesses his love for the television show Entourage. no full 70 cb3d4d92-9733-4a65-b403-f3580d95b36b 64: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Paul tells our listeners about his new favorite show Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Fri, 5 Jun 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/2bc5ea4d-2bc5ea4d 64: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:17 Paul tells our listeners about his new favorite show Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Paul tells our listeners about his new favorite show Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt no full 67 26ef1745-6382-4b1a-9ebc-889556c079b9 63: Day in the life of a Dark Knight Paul tries again to remember what "Day in the life of a Dark Knight" is supposed to be. Thu, 4 Jun 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/145b4332-145b4332 63: Day in the life of a Dark Knight Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:46 Paul tries again to remember what "Day in the life of a Dark Knight" is supposed to be. Paul tries again to remember what "Day in the life of a Dark Knight" is supposed to be. no full 66 341b2c88-8244-4f54-bc9e-5aaa5337c6b7 62: Jewish Highlander Paul tries to remember what Jewish Highlander was supposed to be about. Wed, 3 Jun 2015 15:40:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/1087e1f5-1087e1f5 62: Jewish Highlander Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:26 Paul tries to remember what Jewish Highlander was supposed to be about. Paul tries to remember what Jewish Highlander was supposed to be about. yes full 65 0bb7a368-8887-4bcf-ade6-a1eb9d9a66ee 61: Daylight Savings Time Paul tells us why Daylight Savings Time is a terrible idea. Tue, 2 Jun 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/923d804e-923d804e 61: Daylight Savings Time Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:31 Paul tells us why Daylight Savings Time is a terrible idea. Paul tells us why Daylight Savings Time is a terrible idea. yes full 64 690f8745-53b8-4444-93fd-9e5b2790e928 60: E.T. The Movie: Penis Breath Paul tells us about some movie trivia from the move E.T. Mon, 1 Jun 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/87efa70a-87efa70a 60: E.T. The Movie: Penis Breath Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:17 Paul tells us about some movie trivia from the move E.T. Paul tells us about some movie trivia from the move E.T. yes full 63 52a26661-b0c5-4156-a0d4-20ba265de713 59: Marvel Mailbag Paul lists his favorite Marvel movies from best to worst. Fri, 29 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/81bb82d8-81bb82d8 59: Marvel Mailbag Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:18 Paul lists his favorite Marvel movies from best to worst. Paul lists his favorite Marvel movies from best to worst. yes full 62 f058a575-c92d-487f-8458-f3d8c09f3a2e 58: Festivals and Pooping Paul tells our listeners how to survive a festival in the event you have to poop. Thu, 28 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/5f6f2a93-5f6f2a93 58: Festivals and Pooping Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:36 Paul tells our listeners how to survive a festival in the event you have to poop. Paul tells our listeners how to survive a festival in the event you have to poop. yes full 61 61cd87e6-5086-44df-970a-74a9940a20a9 57: Batman vs. Superman Trailer Paul and Dave do live commentary on the latest trailer for Batman vs. Superman. Wed, 27 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/1bf8554e-1bf8554e 57: Batman vs. Superman Trailer Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:18 Paul and Dave do live commentary on the latest trailer for Batman vs. Superman. Paul and Dave do live commentary on the latest trailer for Batman vs. Superman. no full 60 a92b7cce-b703-4eec-bdc7-b943d2efd216 56: Cat Film Festival Paul tell us about his magical journey to the cat film festival at the Drafthouse. Tue, 26 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/d5944700-d5944700 56: Cat Film Festival Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:37 Paul tell us about his magical journey to the cat film festival at the Drafthouse. Paul tell us about his magical journey to the cat film festival at the Drafthouse. yes full 59 0c7b8a9e-e434-4e43-beae-c43de417033b 55: Being a Bachelor Paul tells us how to live life properly as a bachelor and cook for one. Mon, 25 May 2015 15:22:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/8b521e1c-8b521e1c 55: Being a Bachelor Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:59 Paul tells us how to live life properly as a bachelor and cook for one. Paul tells us how to live life properly as a bachelor and cook for one. no full 58 250d5949-f2cf-4a3d-b626-870194933ff0 54: Mailbag A special mailbag episode where Paul answers our listener's questions. Fri, 22 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/a621aa24-a621aa24 54: Mailbag Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:07:33 A special mailbag episode where Paul answers our listener's questions. A special mailbag episode where Paul answers our listener's questions. no full 56 fd87d9ec-4082-4eee-83e9-a246b92d4e04 53: Queso Transport Paul tells us about his courageous adventure of being a queso transport mule. Thu, 21 May 2015 15:19:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/60c75847-60c75847 53: Queso Transport Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:09:02 Paul tells us about his courageous adventure of being a queso transport mule. Paul tells us about his courageous adventure of being a queso transport mule. no full 57 6c8ba100-7590-4ad8-9600-7bcd023b5afe 52: Childhood Nightmares - Gremlins The Movie Paul tells us about his childhood nightmares from the 1984 film Gremlins. Wed, 20 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/6e9fe54a-6e9fe54a 52: Childhood Nightmares - Gremlins The Movie Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:48 Paul tells us about his childhood nightmares from the 1984 film Gremlins. Paul tells us about his childhood nightmares from the 1984 film Gremlins. no full 54 f445ec49-70a0-4ba3-8400-4fbb0a0e39a8 51: Childhood Nightmares - Congo The Movie Paul tells us about his childhood nightmares from the 1995 film Congo. Tue, 19 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/c400cab6-c400cab6 51: Childhood Nightmares - Congo The Movie Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:58 Paul tells us about his childhood nightmares from the 1995 film Congo. Paul tells us about his childhood nightmares from the 1995 film Congo. no full 53 22394f5b-f2b6-4dc5-87fd-c0c692eed5e9 50. A-Paul-ogy #2 Paul would like to issue an apology to his dad for mistakenly choosing to watch Femme Fatale to watch at the movies. Mon, 18 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/14d53014-14d53014 50. A-Paul-ogy #2 Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:57 Paul would like to issue an apology to his dad for mistakenly choosing to watch Femme Fatale to watch at the movies. Paul would like to issue an apology to his dad for mistakenly choosing to watch Femme Fatale to watch at the movies. no full 52 88649c63-8265-4494-9d97-bdfc1fa8b74b 49. Season 2: Midseason Break Paul and Dave take a look back at Season 1, and recap how the show is going so far. Fri, 15 May 2015 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/01e8e0e9-01e8e0e9 49. Season 2: Midseason Break Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:05:13 Paul and Dave take a look back at Season 1, and recap how the show is going so far. Paul and Dave take a look back at Season 1, and recap how the show is going so far. no full 51 2ec80819-8e3a-4ff7-9ec4-fcdd4017248c 48. Onesie Party Paul tells us about his adventures of attending a onesie party, not to be confused with furries. Thu, 14 May 2015 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/2a073e05-2a073e05 48. Onesie Party Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:51 Paul tells us about his adventures of attending a onesie party, not to be confused with furries. Paul tells us about his adventures of attending a onesie party, not to be confused with furries. yes full 50 6ab0acd2-09c4-4ee2-9300-acfa66384f76 47. Riding a Bike Paul tells us about his horrible experience while trying to ride a bike. Wed, 13 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/23b943bc-23b943bc 47. Riding a Bike Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:05:31 Paul tells us about his horrible experience while trying to ride a bike. Paul tells us about his horrible experience while trying to ride a bike. yes full 49 59810329-9835-4fcd-8e49-54c696917a0a 46. Spa Day Paul tells us about his experience of going to a spa in Las Vegas. Tue, 12 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/25c0a495-25c0a495 46. Spa Day Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:19 Paul tells us about his experience of going to a spa in Las Vegas. Paul tells us about his experience of going to a spa in Las Vegas. yes full 48 bc190364-6027-4fb1-981c-3c0b4f09c0c7 45. Fat Meter Maids Paul discusses one of life's great mysteries, fat meter maids. Tue, 12 May 2015 00:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/6006f628-6006f628 45. Fat Meter Maids Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:56 Paul discusses one of life's great mysteries, fat meter maids. Paul discusses one of life's great mysteries, fat meter maids. yes full 47 3bb49875-568c-4b2b-8bd0-09b9233b0d55 44: Deprivation Tank Paul tells us about his experience of going to a deprivation tank. Fri, 8 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/8c1c1a6c-8c1c1a6c 44: Deprivation Tank Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:01 Paul tells us about his experience of going to a deprivation tank. Paul tells us about his experience of going to a deprivation tank. yes full 46 4d3d4bbe-1598-4dc1-94d5-4af3f3f8456c 43: Casa de Luz Paul tells us about his dining experience at local macrobiotic vegan restaurant: Casa de Luz. Thu, 7 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/52fe2842-52fe2842 43: Casa de Luz Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:06 Paul tells us about his dining experience at local macrobiotic vegan restaurant: Casa de Luz. Paul tells us about his dining experience at local macrobiotic vegan restaurant: Casa de Luz. yes full 45 22b6274c-8105-49e7-985d-2b82e1f8db41 42: Tall People at Concerts Paul sends a special message to all our listeners to be kind to your tall concert goers, unless they are a dick. Wed, 6 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/ad1a6fd8-ad1a6fd8 42: Tall People at Concerts Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:18 Paul sends a special message to all our listeners to be kind to your tall concert goers, unless they are a dick. Paul sends a special message to all our listeners to be kind to your tall concert goers, unless they are a dick. yes full 44 58d04564-abf9-4931-bb27-759ab8b58e09 41: Dinner with Macho Man Paul tells us about the time he had dinner with the Macho Man Randy Savage. Tue, 5 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/2dd98700-2dd98700 41: Dinner with Macho Man Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:05:29 Paul tells us about the time he had dinner with the Macho Man Randy Savage. Paul tells us about the time he had dinner with the Macho Man Randy Savage. yes full 43 5e501bdb-67b9-45b9-a0cf-d0294d9d4645 40. Star Wars: The Force Awakens On a special, never been done before, episode of Two Minute Warning, Paul and Dave do live commentary on the latest trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Mon, 4 May 2015 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/7bd8069c-7bd8069c 40. Star Wars: The Force Awakens Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:05:07 On a special, never been done before, episode of Two Minute Warning, Paul and Dave do live commentary on the latest trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. On a special, never been done before, episode of Two Minute Warning, Paul and Dave do live commentary on the latest trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. yes full 42 a5317bb7-9f9f-456d-8c5e-997d3bd1b9ba 39. THE GRAVITRON Paul tells us about his thrilling experience of riding on the GRAVITRON. Fri, 1 May 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/ed598266-ed598266 39. THE GRAVITRON Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:36 Paul tells us about his thrilling experience of riding on the GRAVITRON. Paul tells us about his thrilling experience of riding on the GRAVITRON. yes full 40 9812f4fe-4cba-469c-a75d-57416d331b7a 38. Wurstfest Paul tells us about his adventures at Wurstfest and pork chops on a stick. Thu, 30 Apr 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/304656a1-304656a1 38. Wurstfest Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:44 Paul tells us about his adventures at Wurstfest and pork chops on a stick. Paul tells us about his adventures at Wurstfest and pork chops on a stick. yes full 39 4a19018a-38b8-4716-8d22-f62b7d08ae6d 37. Bloody Marys Paul tells us about his first time experiencing a Blood Mary... not the game with the mirror. Wed, 29 Apr 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/e213256f-e213256f 37. Bloody Marys Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:28 Paul tells us about his first time experiencing a Blood Mary... not the game with the mirror. Paul tells us about his first time experiencing a Blood Mary... not the game with the mirror. yes full 38 090aff11-3402-496b-a0f7-30a7475f1095 36. Stories from the ER Paul tells us the difficulties of being a lefty and his travels to the ER. Tue, 28 Apr 2015 16:04:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/4bd51cc9-4bd51cc9 36. Stories from the ER Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:17 Paul tells us the difficulties of being a lefty and his travels to the ER. Paul tells us the difficulties of being a lefty and his travels to the ER. no full 41 9c11ba44-4460-4c1a-8dea-427bae851b4c 35. Pants vs Shorts vs Cost Paul tells us what the Big Pants Lobby doesn't want you to know... Mon, 27 Apr 2015 16:25:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/abfc8b20-abfc8b20 35. Pants vs Shorts vs Cost Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:43 Paul tells us what the Big Pants Lobby doesn't want you to know... Paul tells us what the Big Pants Lobby doesn't want you to know... no full 36 58bb3cc5-3ec8-44e9-b911-b812a6b8cd73 34. Texas Stars Hockey Paul tells us about us about the thrilling and exciting Texas Stars Hockey experience. Mon, 27 Apr 2015 16:21:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/e307874c-e307874c 34. Texas Stars Hockey Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:48 Paul tells us about us about the thrilling and exciting Texas Stars Hockey experience. Paul tells us about us about the thrilling and exciting Texas Stars Hockey experience. no full 35 0b210b78-e507-48b2-bc72-ad379fa2dd55 33. Furious 7: Quote Challenge Dave challenges Paul to see how many Furious 7 quotes he can do in 2 minutes! Also spoilers. Thu, 23 Apr 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/4c49e0ad-4c49e0ad 33. Furious 7: Quote Challenge Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:27 Dave challenges Paul to see how many Furious 7 quotes he can do in 2 minutes! Also spoilers. Dave challenges Paul to see how many Furious 7 quotes he can do in 2 minutes! Also spoilers. yes full 34 f3c105b6-364a-4686-8cdf-2dcc6e3829c6 32. Furious 7: The Full Recap SPOILER ALERT! Paul completely recaps and completely ruins the entire movie for all our listeners. Wed, 22 Apr 2015 14:49:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/1a79913f-1a79913f 32. Furious 7: The Full Recap Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:07:22 SPOILER ALERT! Paul completely recaps and completely ruins the entire movie for all our listeners. SPOILER ALERT! Paul completely recaps and completely ruins the entire movie for all our listeners. no full 33 87475691-f9a9-46d7-b1c3-586b6e189f9d 31. Furious 7 SPOILER ALERT! Paul talks about the newest and most thrilling addition to the Fast & Furious franchise, Furious 7. Tue, 21 Apr 2015 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/e866aeff-e866aeff 31. Furious 7 Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:58 SPOILER ALERT! Paul talks about the newest and most thrilling addition to the Fast & Furious franchise, Furious 7. SPOILER ALERT! Paul talks about the newest and most thrilling addition to the Fast & Furious franchise, Furious 7. yes full 32 6d61611d-409f-4f71-b773-e61d98244a0d 30. We are back! Paul and Dave recap the momentous occasion that is Season 2 of Two Minute Warning. Mon, 20 Apr 2015 16:37:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/dfe4a1be-dfe4a1be 30. We are back! Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:01:26 Paul and Dave recap the momentous occasion that is Season 2 of Two Minute Warning. Paul and Dave recap the momentous occasion that is Season 2 of Two Minute Warning. yes full 31 4c1e2b1d-b027-4fce-bba4-63774440ed1c 29. Juggalos Paul tells us the joys and horrors of the Juggalo community. Thu, 2 Oct 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/2f2c4787-2f2c4787 29. Juggalos Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:53 Paul tells us the joys and horrors of the Juggalo community. Paul tells us the joys and horrors of the Juggalo community. yes full 30 7a47cd7b-f3b9-4755-b086-59a3d4e9e4aa 28. Comedic Flight Attendants Paul tells us why comedic flight attendants should not be allowed in the air or anywhere. Wed, 1 Oct 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/bf2902a3-bf2902a3 28. Comedic Flight Attendants Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:28 Paul tells us why comedic flight attendants should not be allowed in the air or anywhere. Paul tells us why comedic flight attendants should not be allowed in the air or anywhere. yes full 29 b504f838-ad03-46dd-a5c3-e3520bed630c 27. Startups vs. Knocking Teeth Out Paul answers our listener's question: What is the synergy between startups and knocking your teeth out? Tue, 30 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/b5796322-b5796322 27. Startups vs. Knocking Teeth Out Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:01:42 Paul answers our listener's question: What is the synergy between startups and knocking your teeth out? Paul answers our listener's question: What is the synergy between startups and knocking your teeth out? yes full 28 d6b4b8c2-c077-4e32-87db-d5e4738cc2a0 26. Sports Paul talks about sports. Mon, 29 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/bc9c6ecb-bc9c6ecb 26. Sports Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:10 Paul talks about sports. Paul talks about sports. yes full 27 10e8ea2c-ed3a-4bb0-86c1-770ac2f06140 25. Torchy's Tacos and Yoga Paul uses his extensive knowledge to explain how to successfully combine Torchy's Tacos and Yoga. Fri, 26 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/9729750f-9729750f 25. Torchy's Tacos and Yoga Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:01:50 Paul uses his extensive knowledge to explain how to successfully combine Torchy's Tacos and Yoga. Paul uses his extensive knowledge to explain how to successfully combine Torchy's Tacos and Yoga. no full 26 478a509b-8e5b-4690-9cf4-f18c435c3e3f 24. Responsive Web Design vs. Your Libido Paul answers our listener's question: What is the effect of Responsive Web Design on your Libido? Thu, 25 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/059bfb20-059bfb20 24. Responsive Web Design vs. Your Libido Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:01:28 Paul answers our listener's question: What is the effect of Responsive Web Design on your Libido? Paul answers our listener's question: What is the effect of Responsive Web Design on your Libido? yes full 25 d66abbfb-281e-40f3-8cf2-e661895f4ded 23. Guardians of the Galaxy Paul tells us about his favorite movie, maybe ever. Wed, 24 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/8de23fa4-8de23fa4 23. Guardians of the Galaxy Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:27 Paul tells us about his favorite movie, maybe ever. Paul tells us about his favorite movie, maybe ever. yes full 24 a79de789-6e16-4eed-9b3f-0a6664e4af6f 22. Nic Cage Paul tells us about his favorite terrible actor, Nic Cage. Tue, 23 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/85b970c0-85b970c0 22. Nic Cage Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:49 Paul tells us about his favorite terrible actor, Nic Cage. Paul tells us about his favorite terrible actor, Nic Cage. yes full 23 2d857484-a992-48c8-a09d-22e4611bd138 21. Batman & Robin vs. Daredevil Paul answers the tough question of which movie is the worst. Mon, 22 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/f97240d8-f97240d8 21. Batman & Robin vs. Daredevil Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:31 Paul answers the tough question of which movie is the worst. Paul answers the tough question of which movie is the worst. yes full 22 ef2f2505-4995-4089-9378-7a7222aad2aa 20. Transformers Paul tells us how only Transformers could top Fast & Furious on his list of terrible movie franchises. Fri, 19 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/b3e708c3-b3e708c3 20. Transformers Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:41 Paul tells us how only Transformers could top Fast & Furious on his list of terrible movie franchises. Paul tells us how only Transformers could top Fast & Furious on his list of terrible movie franchises. yes full 21 0c1a7f05-3fef-48b6-82db-85f3061152b0 19. Cat Drama Paul tells us about his recent experience with cat drama. Thu, 18 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/6346c358-6346c358 19. Cat Drama Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:14 Paul tells us about his recent experience with cat drama. Paul tells us about his recent experience with cat drama. yes full 20 7421ec3e-d3c8-4b0d-a40d-06acaf4902d9 18. Cats Paul tells us why cats are the best. Wed, 17 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/3a72163c-3a72163c 18. Cats Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:33 Paul tells us why cats are the best. Paul tells us why cats are the best. yes full 19 eb2e3807-4e1c-43b7-9aab-aa45eed57a42 17. Class Reunions Paul tells us why he won't be attending his high school reunion. Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/a8ff0d82-a8ff0d82 17. Class Reunions Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:27 Paul tells us why he won't be attending his high school reunion. Paul tells us why he won't be attending his high school reunion. yes full 18 4f2de45f-9405-48ce-be0b-24f2060e45f0 16. Midseason Break Paul gives us an update on how the season is going so far. Mon, 15 Sep 2014 15:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/ac05e4e7-ac05e4e7 16. Midseason Break Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:01:22 Paul gives us an update on how the season is going so far. Paul gives us an update on how the season is going so far. yes full 17 d7911bc1-e871-48bd-90ab-598c37897881 15. Kayaking Paul tells us why you should never go kayaking, maybe ever. Fri, 12 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/c7c4ab8a-c7c4ab8a 15. Kayaking Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:16 Paul tells us why you should never go kayaking, maybe ever. Paul tells us why you should never go kayaking, maybe ever. yes full 16 484549b9-bc92-4149-8f8f-4d34dfeffbb7 14. Texas Heat Paul tells us his tips and tricks to survive the Texas heat. Thu, 11 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/38386f3f-38386f3f 14. Texas Heat Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:45 Paul tells us his tips and tricks to survive the Texas heat. Paul tells us his tips and tricks to survive the Texas heat. yes full 15 8e330d6d-1679-4d75-b46a-3ccaaa775020 13. Cialis Commercials Paul tells us about his concerns about the elderly community and their obsession with erections. Wed, 10 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/05aa4863-05aa4863 13. Cialis Commercials Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:24 Paul tells us about his concerns about the elderly community and their obsession with erections. Paul tells us about his concerns about the elderly community and their obsession with erections. yes full 14 00777e1c-2595-43f2-8730-0737fc0a219a 12. Fast & Furious Paul tells us about the best/worst movie franchise in the history of mankind. Tue, 9 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/9f3fb307-9f3fb307 12. Fast & Furious Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:04:07 Paul tells us about the best/worst movie franchise in the history of mankind. Paul tells us about the best/worst movie franchise in the history of mankind. yes full 13 35039904-14b2-4c0f-81cf-d67700ea9f5a 11. Terrible Movies Paul tells us about his obsession with terrible movies. Mon, 8 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/877d9136-877d9136 11. Terrible Movies Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:47 Paul tells us about his obsession with terrible movies. Paul tells us about his obsession with terrible movies. yes full 12 f505e63a-5c52-433a-bd6e-25c0ae8a4efe 10. A-Paul-ogy #1 Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy he met in a Pet Smart. Fri, 5 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/0f41bafa-0f41bafa 10. A-Paul-ogy #1 Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:29 Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy he met in a Pet Smart. Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy he met in a Pet Smart. yes full 11 139f1f86-1616-4215-a4d3-5b87c7368d8d 9. Greatest Fears and Greatest Desires Paul tells us what his greatest fear is... it is also his greatest desire. Thu, 4 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/fe3ca9c2-fe3ca9c2 9. Greatest Fears and Greatest Desires Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:43 Paul tells us what his greatest fear is... it is also his greatest desire. Paul tells us what his greatest fear is... it is also his greatest desire. yes full 10 119e07cb-ca3e-4d4a-93c4-f67ee51ec295 8. BBQ (Specifically, Franklin BBQ) Paul talks about Texas BBQ, specifically Franklin BBQ which is really good. You have to wait hours to get it. Wed, 3 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/20a77ac8-20a77ac8 8. BBQ (Specifically, Franklin BBQ) Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:02 Paul talks about Texas BBQ, specifically Franklin BBQ which is really good. You have to wait hours to get it. Paul talks about Texas BBQ, specifically Franklin BBQ which is really good. You have to wait hours to get it. yes full 9 e9e0ab85-55a9-41dd-9f31-e7e93c000c55 7. Torchy's Tacos Paul tells us about his BFFs at the greatest taco establishment in central Texas. Tue, 2 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/e6cc35d9-e6cc35d9 7. Torchy's Tacos Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:17 Paul tells us about his BFFs at the greatest taco establishment in central Texas. Paul tells us about his BFFs at the greatest taco establishment in central Texas. yes full 8 7f3e0fd3-2868-41d5-9701-6def161b7303 6. Weird Celebrity Things Paul tells us his feelings about Megan Fox's thumb and Tom Cruise's teeth. Mon, 1 Sep 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/228f92aa-228f92aa 6. Weird Celebrity Things Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:03:00 Paul tells us his feelings about Megan Fox's thumb and Tom Cruise's teeth. Paul tells us his feelings about Megan Fox's thumb and Tom Cruise's teeth. yes full 7 1b5f2db9-895e-485a-97af-924cbccadba3 5. Me Undies Paul tells us about his new favorite kind of underpants. Fri, 29 Aug 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/25a6061f-25a6061f Paul tells us about his new favorite kind of underpants.

]]> 5. Me Undies Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:57 Paul tells us about his new favorite kind of underpants. Paul tells us about his new favorite kind of underpants. yes full 6 1864fe14-a3be-45cc-b542-fa744a75e9be 4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Paul tells us what he thinks about the new TMNT movie. SPOILERS. Thu, 28 Aug 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/be1826c4-be1826c4 Paul tells us what he thinks about the new TMNT movie. SPOILERS.

]]> 4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:40 Paul tells us what he thinks about the new TMNT movie. SPOILERS. Paul tells us what he thinks about the new TMNT movie. SPOILERS. yes full 5 f2c02157-6d4d-41a3-8b09-440728c7667a 3. Paul's Tattoo Paul tells us about the tattoo he's thinking about getting. Wed, 27 Aug 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/d022f8a8-d022f8a8 Mailbag episode! You asked, Paul answers. Paul tells us about the tattoo he's thinking about getting.

]]> 3. Paul's Tattoo Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:25 Paul tells us about the tattoo he's thinking about getting. Paul tells us about the tattoo he's thinking about getting. yes full 4 48536cf6-c0ae-4884-b027-c4c2ecdcacab 2. Alamo Drafthouse Paul pontificates on the greatest movie theater in the world. Wed, 27 Aug 2014 01:45:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/2e6ee43a-2e6ee43a Paul pontificates on the greatest movie theater in the world.

]]> 2. Alamo Drafthouse Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:21 Paul pontificates on the greatest movie theater in the world. Paul pontificates on the greatest movie theater in the world. yes full 3 d3bd2c84-9cad-49c2-9e90-4750f5738a6b 1. Yoga Farts Paul discusses flatulence in yoga class. Mon, 25 Aug 2014 14:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/d43c8376-d43c8376 In this episode Paul challenges the seemingly innate desire to pass gas while in Yoga class. He'll give you his Top 10 Tips for NOT Farting in Yoga Class.

]]> 1. Yoga Farts Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:45 Paul discusses flatulence in yoga class. Paul discusses flatulence in yoga class. farts, farting, yoga yes full 2 f00902ff-119d-4c0e-985a-6c7782ddd0d8 Origin Story We chronicle the origins of the greatest podcast the world has ever known. Fri, 22 Aug 2014 21:00:00 +0000 prusso04@gmail.com (Paul Russo & Dave Rupert) https://twominutepaul.simplecast.com/episodes/19017d69-19017d69 Follow us on the journey as we uncover all of man's greatest mysteries. Our mission is to fully explore all the hard-hitting topics that face our nation and world in just under two minutes, sometimes five.

In this episode Dave and Paul brilliantly set the stage for the first season of Two Minute Warning with Paul Russo.

]]> Origin Story Paul Russo & Dave Rupert 00:02:56 We chronicle the origins of the greatest podcast the world has ever known. We chronicle the origins of the greatest podcast the world has ever known. yes full 1