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<p>Special thanks to the band Electrik Ants you can find them on Spotify or any music streaming service out there.</p>
<p>Check out Electrik Ants on Youtube, Instagram, and Facebook</p>
<p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK_DeZ4qpJ7-norwkGDOPVA</p>
<p>https://www.instagram.com/electrikants/</p>
<p>https://www.facebook.com/electrikants/?ref=br_rs</p>
<p>https://open.spotify.com/artist/7fEli6DSAERUfiGDmWYkNV?si=4kZ0vME_T1qSPNizvwuh_A</p>
<p>Transition song provided by Electrik Ants - Circuit Tree and outro song Electrik Ants - Half Pages</p>
<p>Special shout out to @time2flymusic @kervin_time2flymusic @drewliophoto and Deep Ellum Art company for all you do for Electrik Ants and the music scene in Dallas.</p>
<p>https://www.instagram.com/time2flymusic/</p>
<p>https://www.instagram.com/kervin_time2flymusic/</p>
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<p>https://www.instagram.com/wehatepodcasts/</p>
<p>Opening Music - &quot;Ever Felt pt. 2&quot; by Otis McDonald (Hip Hop &amp; Rap)</p>
<p>Outro Music - &quot;Magic pt. 2: By Otis McDonald</p>
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<p>https://www.instagram.com/wehatepodcasts/</p>
<p>Opening Music - &quot;Ever Felt pt. 2&quot; by Otis McDonald (Hip Hop &amp; Rap)</p>
<p>Outro Music - &quot;Magic pt. 2: By Otis McDonald</p>
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<p>https://www.wehatepodcasts.com/</p>
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<p>https://www.wehatepodcasts.com/</p>
<p>https://www.instagram.com/wehatepodcasts/</p>
<p>Opening Music - &quot;Ever Felt pt. 2&quot; by Otis McDonald (Hip Hop &amp; Rap)</p>
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Have you ever pranked your parents like the time Josh tricked his dad into thinking he was poisoned?<br />
The ringtones you could personally make at low quality and how they end up being a triggering ringtone for the rest of your life.<br />
We also discuss the joys of puberty and being a male during that time.</p>
<p>https://www.wehatepodcasts.com/</p>
<p>https://www.instagram.com/wehatepodcasts/</p>
<p>Opening Music - &quot;Ever Felt pt. 2&quot; by Otis McDonald (Hip Hop &amp; Rap)</p>
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Have you ever pranked your parents like the time Josh tricked his dad into thinking he was poisoned?<br />
The ringtones you could personally make at low quality and how they end up being a triggering ringtone for the rest of your life.<br />
We also discuss the joys of puberty and being a male during that time.</p>
<p>https://www.wehatepodcasts.com/</p>
<p>https://www.instagram.com/wehatepodcasts/</p>
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The ringtones you could personally make at low quality and how they end up being a triggering ringtone for the rest of your life.
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We debate whether the use of the word midget is okay because of flyers we saw in our towns.

Talk about how scary movies are the bane of our existence. I mean what if the monsters under our beds have Lebron James wing span?

Parents that name their kids after southern products are the WORST!

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<p>We analyze Josh's dreams and try to interpret his subconscious. Honestly, he could be better as a human.</p>
<p>Explore the life cycle of a lot lizard with us.</p>
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<p>Explore the life cycle of a lot lizard with us.</p>
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We discuss if we should train an army of blind people to become the new drug dogs for law enforcement.

We analyze Josh's dreams and try to interpret his subconscious. Honestly, he could be better as a human.

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We discuss if we should train an army of blind people to become the new drug dogs for law enforcement.

We analyze Josh's dreams and try to interpret his subconscious. Honestly, he could be better as a human.

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<p>The group puts on our tin foil hats and has a conspiracy about Osama Bin Laden.</p>
<p>We memorialize Macho Man Randy Savage.</p>
<p>Finally, we visit the idea of an SJW cowboy.</p>
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We memorialize Macho Man Randy Savage.

Finally, we visit the idea of an SJW cowboy.</itunes:summary>
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We memorialize Macho Man Randy Savage.

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