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      <title>Retro – Ep. 122: Top Games of 2016</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 121: Christmas Memories of 2016</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 118: Soul Blazer</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 117: ActRaiser</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 116: Samoose in Super Metroid</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 115: Silent Hill 2</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 114: GTA: Vice City</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 110: Driver, MediEvil, and Richard’s Dick</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Is there any Dick in Richard? Is Driver any good outside of Russian accents? Why is MediEvil called MediEvil and just what in the hell are sarnies and pease pudding anyway?</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 109: Wario Land</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 106: Kirby’s Dreamland, Game Boy Light, and Keys in the Shitter</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 104: Pokemon Go, Myst, and Demon’s Crest</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 102: Landstalker and Ballet Brothels</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Two weeks was ample time to delve into Landstalker and its world of ludicrous controls, ballet brothels, and tricky platforming. Dan finishes, Tom goes missing, Jess leaves before the end of the show, and Eric gets drunk and plays Smash Brothers instead.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Two weeks was ample time to delve into Landstalker and its world of ludicrous controls, ballet brothels, and tricky platforming. Dan finishes, Tom goes missing, Jess leaves before the end of the show, and Eric gets drunk and plays Smash Brothers instead.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 101: Fear Effect 2 and Crotch Hugging Robots</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 100: Ocarina of Time and the Jeeves Box Giveaway</title>
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      <itunes:summary>With a century of episodes behind us we celebrate by playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, sharing your favorite memories of the show, and sending a ghost to attack someone’s room by giving away the Jeeves box (and loads of other prizes!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 99: Castlevania Bloodlines</title>
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<p>The post <a href="http://factory-sealed.com/factory-sealed-episode-99-castlevania-bloodlines/">Factory Sealed – Ep. 99: Castlevania Bloodlines</a> appeared first on <a href="http://factory-sealed.com">Factory Sealed</a>.</p>
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<p>The post <a href="http://factory-sealed.com/factory-sealed-episode-99-castlevania-bloodlines/">Factory Sealed – Ep. 99: Castlevania Bloodlines</a> appeared first on <a href="http://factory-sealed.com">Factory Sealed</a>.</p>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 81: Our Favorite Games We Played in 2015</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 80: Beneath a Steel Sky, a Game Jess Actually Finished</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 79: Rogue Galaxy, Wipeout 64, and Rush</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 78: PoPoLoCrois – Story 2</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 77: Tomb Raider 2 and the Final Fantasy 7 Remake</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 75: Fallout 4 and Multiple Kirbys</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 73: Chrono Trigger</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Chrono Trigger consistently ranks near top in the pantheon of gaming gods, but does it really deserve to be there? We think so.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 72: Silent Hill and a Bunch of Soiled Pants</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Silent Hill raises more questions than it actually answers. Questions like “What happened to this town?” and “What’s going on with that radio?” But most importantly, “Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair? Just turned seven last month?”</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 71: Polishing off Psychonauts and Hotboxing GameStop</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Halloween is still a week away, but that doesn’t stop us from talking about loads of cosplay, our favorite memories from working at a game shop, tech decks, and the last half of Psychonauts and how it almost didn’t happen.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 70: Kicking Some Astral Projection in Psychonauts!</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Play Battlefront you must – come, make laser noises and learn about the walkey-things. Then lie back, sniff some bacon, and listen as brain experts Eric and Dan delve deep into the mind and talk everything Psychonauts.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 69: Why is Tony Hawk broken? Where’s Ethan Carter? And who’s Ronnie Pickering?!</title>
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      <itunes:summary>With our collective brain power we attempt to answer some of this week’s more pressing questions: What happened to the Tony Hawk Series? Where did Ethan Carter go? And just who is Ronnie Pickering?</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 68: Star Wars Ep.1 Racer, Metal Gear Solid V Woes, and a Burning Pick Up Truck</title>
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      <itunes:summary>The force is not strong with us. We channel our inner pod racer with Star Wars Episode 1: Racer and Jess lights her truck on fire in the process. Eric and Dan finish Metal Gear Solid V and lament over the mixed emotions they are left with.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The force is not strong with us. We channel our inner pod racer with Star Wars Episode 1: Racer and Jess lights her truck on fire in the process. Eric and Dan finish Metal Gear Solid V and lament over the mixed emotions they are left with.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 67: Special Guest Will O’Neill joins to talk Actual Sunlight</title>
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      <itunes:summary>We get existential with developer Will O’Neill as we wax philosophical about his semi-autobiographical creation Actual Sunlight. We’re are we going? Is this all worth it? Who knows. Just don’t go to the roof.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We get existential with developer Will O’Neill as we wax philosophical about his semi-autobiographical creation Actual Sunlight. We’re are we going? Is this all worth it? Who knows. Just don’t go to the roof.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 66: 30 Years of Mario and 20 Years of PlayStation</title>
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      <itunes:summary>20 years of PlayStation memories, a few questionable Mario purchases, and two plausibly confirmed myths regarding Mario 3 and the true familial loins from which Bowser Jr. was cast forth. Wot?</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 65: Crash Bash isn’t a Euphemism</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 64: King of the Monsters and an Early Copy of Metal Gear Solid V</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2015 14:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:15:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Dan taunts us with his early copy of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain while the rest of us prepare by brushing up on our combat skills with Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions and King of the Monsters.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 63: The Legend of Dragoon</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2015 14:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:11:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Often revered as one of the greatest RPGs of its era, The Legend of Dragoon feels more like a summer filled with household chores than a game worthy of such high praise. But does it have enough for us to see it through to the end?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Often revered as one of the greatest RPGs of its era, The Legend of Dragoon feels more like a summer filled with household chores than a game worthy of such high praise. But does it have enough for us to see it through to the end?</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 62: Why are all the Pigs Naked in Rocket Knight Adventures?!</title>
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      <itunes:title>Retro – Ep. 62: Why are all the Pigs Naked in Rocket Knight Adventures?!</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:duration>01:19:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Rocket Knight Adventures sends us wandering down a very dark and twisted path in search of answers to why all the pigs take their clothes off when they die.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rocket Knight Adventures sends us wandering down a very dark and twisted path in search of answers to why all the pigs take their clothes off when they die.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 61: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap – Part 2</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2015 15:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:28:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>We wrap up our thoughts on The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, but not before we dissect the crack-level addictive qualities of Rocket League.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 59: Drunk Suitcases, Flesh Tunnels, and Sonic 3D Blast.</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 58: Turok Dinosaur Hunter Proves FPS Controls Used to Suck</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 57: Mario Kart 64 vs. Diddy Kong Racing vs. Crash Team Racing. Who’s the best?</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 56: 20 Years later and We Still Suck at Battletoads</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 55: A Final Fantasy VII Remake is Actually Happening!</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 1 Jul 2015 00:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 54: Mega Man 2 Lullabies</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 53: Don’t Understand the Plot of Metal Gear Solid? Oliver Does</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 52: Final Fantasy 8: Disc 4</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2015 16:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 51: Yehaw! We evolve past 50 with E.V.O.: Search for Eden and Wild Guns</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 49: Excitebike 64, Toy Story 2, and a Brain Hemorrhage Named Race Drivin’</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 48: Streets of Rage 2, Road Rash 2, and Alcohol Soaked Tampons</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 32: Morrowind, Fallout, and the Next Industry Crash</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 30: Capcom Week!</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 29: Which Games Deserve an HD Remake?</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 28: Special Guest Rob Duenas from Sketchcraft Stops By</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 27: Yup. Goof Troop is Still Bad</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep.  26: An Evil Nazi Plot Lives Deep Within Mother 3</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 25: Happy Halloween! Fatal Frame, Demon’s Crest, and Silent Hill</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 24: Spyro the Dragon and The Firemen</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 23: Aron Has a Stalker!</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 22: Underage Goth Concerts and Earthworm Jim</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Two weeks in a row?! We know. Impressive. So how about you hop on our tour bus and let us talk to you about goth concerts, Earthworm Jim, Shaq Fu, and vegan spit salads.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 21: We’re back!</title>
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      <title>Retro – Ep. 10: The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening</title>
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