The Flop House

Mercy

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 11 Apr 2026 10:00:00 +0000

AI is bad, except maybe it's not, maybe AI will help you solve the murder of your wife before it executes you for the murder of its wife... wtf is Mercy saying, anyway? Maybe it's saying if you put your hero in a chair for 100 minutes your movie will feel inert. Especially if Chris Pratt is that hero? Hard to say, but we do our best to untangle one of the silliest flops of the year.

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Wikipedia page for Mercy

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026)

Stu: Saw X (2023)

Elliott: Lemonade Joe (1964)

FH Mini #149 - Fantasy Land March Madness

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 4 Apr 2026 10:00:00 +0000

He missed March by four days, but hey, there's nothing in the rulebook that says Elliott can't lead us in a March Madness showdown to determine which cinematic fantasy land would be best to live in!

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Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 28 Mar 2026 10:00:00 +0000

"What's the Bratz of the 2020's?" we asked ourselves, chasing that ultimate Bratz high. "Could it be Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie?" While perhaps not reaching those lofty heights, this was nearly as bonkos as reviews suggested it would be -- a psychedelic fantasia filtered through a combination Hello Kitty/candy store. The movie was not meant for us, but we had a fun time talking about it.

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Wikipedia page for Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Time Bandits (1981)

Stu: Hank's Saloon (2026)

Elliott: The Small Back Room (1949)

FH Mini 148 - Stand-Up Movies, with Matt Koff

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Matt Koff) — Sat, 21 Mar 2026 10:00:00 +0000

Stuart leads a discussion of stand-up comedy in the movies, with the help of our special guest: acclaimed comic and longtime pal, Matt Koff.

Matt Koff’s comedy special, CAT MAN, is now available for purchase at Veeps.events/mattkoff

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Ella McCay

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 14 Mar 2026 07:00:00 +0000

On this episode, we discuss ELLA MCCAY, which -- based on its poster -- is a movie about a woman having trouble with her shoe. Hmn. That can't be right. Well, whatever it's about, it's made by the legendary James L. Brooks, so we can be sure it'll have a clear plot, strong themes, and a comprehensible emotional throughline!

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Wikipedia page for Ella McCay

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933)

Stu: American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993)

Elliott: The Cotton Club: Encore (2019 new edit)

FH Mini 147 - Mental Health Day

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 7 Mar 2026 11:00:00 +0000

The world is, how do you say, "un feu de poubelle." So Dan took this mini as a chance to do a little check-in with his pals. How's everyone doing?

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Sonic the Hedgehog 3, with Jamelle Bouie

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Jamelle Bouie) — Sat, 28 Feb 2026 11:00:00 +0000

You probably thought we forgot the hedgehog beat! We were just biding our time. Sometimes slow and steady wins the race, SONIC. We welcome our returning Senior Hedgehog Correspondent, Jamelle Bouie, who absolutely does not have anything more important to do than extend this bit, to discuss Sonic the Hedgehog 3. Why does a movie about a fast hedgehog have this much plot, and why is it all so boilerplate? We get into it.

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Wikipedia page for Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: The Color of Money (1986)

Stu: Pillion (2025)

Elliott: Heat Lightning (1934)

Jamelle Bouie: Wuthering Heights (1939)

FH Mini 146 – Best of the Best (Pictures)

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 11:00:00 +0000

Elliott takes us on a tour of Best Picture Academy Award winners, filtered into his highly-scientific categories, and then asks us, "But which Best is BEST?"

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High Rollers, with Jordan Morris

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Jordan Morris, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 14 Feb 2026 14:07:19 +0000

Yes, we never heard of it either. But trust us when we say that High Rollers (sequel to the equally nonexistent movie Cash Out) makes for a helluva S-tier Flop House episode, especially when it features longtime friend of the show Jordan Morris as our guest. Is Travolta the new Nic Cage? Well, if you're watching Face/Off, yes, definitely. But in terms of FH movie greatness? Yeah, maybe!

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Wikipedia page for High Rollers

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Send Help (2026)

Stu: Reflection in a Dead Diamond (2025)

Elliott: The Saragossa Manuscript (1965)

Jordan Morris: 28 Years Later: Bone Temple (2026)

FH Mini 145 - Flop to the Future

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 Feb 2026 11:00:00 +0000

Stuart combed cinematic history for visions of the future, then, like Ebeneezer Scrooge, demanded of his his co-hosts,""Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of things that May be, only?" (Or, more Stu: "How likely are these predictions, dudes?")

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In the Lost Lands

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 31 Jan 2026 17:01:25 +0000

But what of the VULGAR auteurs? We check in with Paul W.S. "The Other Paul Anderson" Anderson's latest "boy do I love my wife, Milla Jovavich" project, In the Lost Lands, based on some short stories by (checks notes) George R.R. Martin. Hmn. Wonder if Stu's ever heard of this guy.

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Wikipedia page for In the Lost Lands

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Elvis: That's the Way it Is (1970)

Stu: Sorry, Baby (2025)

Elliott: Bugonia (2025), Save the Green Planet (2003)

FH Mini 144 - Billion Dollar Babies

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 24 Jan 2026 11:00:00 +0000

Dan quizzes his brothers in flop on the "cultural impact" of various films that made more than a billion bucks at the box office!

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Bride Hard

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 Jan 2026 11:00:00 +0000

You know the old adage -- dying is easy, briding is hard. Something like that. And if you're looking for a comedy that feels like dying, Bride Hard certainly fits the bill. There are plenty of talented, funny folks who were involved in this film, so we try hard to find some joy. Did we succeed? Take a listen.

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Wikipedia page for Bride Hard

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Marty Supreme (2025)

Stu: No Other Choice (2025)

Elliott: The Palm Beach Story (1942)

FH Mini 143 - IP Freely 2026

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 10 Jan 2026 11:00:00 +0000

Elliott takes his co-hosts on a tour of properties entering the public domain this year, and leads a brainstorming session about how we might revamp or reboot them, now that we don't have to pay anyone for the privilege.

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Jurassic World: Rebirth

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 3 Jan 2026 11:00:00 +0000

Seventh time's the charm right? We discuss the commercial hit, but critical punching bag Jurassic World: Rebirth, the movie that presents a society that's bored of dinosaurs, and then makes a pretty good argument in favor of that boredom.

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Wikipedia page for Jurassic World: Rebirth

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Wake Up Dead Man (2025)

Stu: Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025)

Elliott: Being There (1979)

FH Mini 142 - Respect Your Eldens

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Dec 2025 11:00:00 +0000

In this mini, Stuart attempts to explain the lore of Elden Ring to Dan and Elliott, despite the staunch resistance of his co-hosts.

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K-9, LIVE!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 20 Dec 2025 11:00:00 +0000

We're taking a short holiday break, but that doesn't mean YOU have to survive without a new episode! It means that we're giving you this live show, recorded at the lovely Sleeping Village in Chicago, IL, where we discuss the Jim Belushi-and-a-dog cop comedy(?) K-9! Everyone wins!

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Wikipedia page for K-9

FH Mini - Holiday Hallmarking, with Amber Nash

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Amber Nash, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 Dec 2025 11:00:00 +0000

We welcome Amber "Voice of Pam on Archer" Nash to the show for a little quiz about this year's slate of Hallmark holiday films, and what we think their plots might be. Check out Amber's podcast, RePhrasing: An Archer Rewatch Podcast, right on our own network, Maximum Fun!

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The Christmas Martian, with Alonso Duralde

Sat, 6 Dec 2025 11:00:00 +0000

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Some might go so far as to call it the hap-happiest season of all. Why? Because we're rejoined by Alonso Duralde, one of the warmest most delightful film critics and podcasters in the world, for our annual bad holiday movie! That said, goddamn you Alonso for suggesting we watch The Christmas Martian. This... this... thing... oof. Just listen to the show.

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Wikipedia page for The Christmas Martian

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: PTU (2003)

Stu: Sentimental Value (2025), Sirāt (2025)

Elliott: The Baron of Arizona (1950)

Alonso Duralde: Rebuilding (2025), Train Dreams (2025)

Afraid, with Chris Weitz

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Chris Weitz, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 29 Nov 2025 11:00:00 +0000

Our friend Chris Weitz knocked politely and requested to be allowed into the lion's den, becoming the first director to come on a full episode to discuss his OWN work. That's right, on this Flop House we discuss AfrAId, a movie written and directed by (checks notes) Chris Weitz. And surprisingly (?) it's one of our most joyful episodes. God bless you, brave sir.

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Wikipedia page for Afraid

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Predator: Badlands (2025)

Stu: Die My Love (2025)

Elliott: Stiller & Meara: Nothing Is Lost (2025)

Chris Weitz: Eddington (2025)

Ep.#466 - The One, with Michael Shanks

Sat, 22 Nov 2025 11:00:00 +0000

"The One with Michael Shanks?" What is this, a FRIENDS episode?!? (Thank you, producer Alex, for that joke.) No -- in this episode we welcome writer/director/FX artist/actor/man with impeccable taste in podcasts, Michael Shanks, all the way from his home in Australia, to discuss his nostalgia pick, 2001's The One, starring Jet Li!

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Wikipedia page for The One

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: The Fog (1980)

Stu: Den of Thieves: Pantera (2025)

Elliott: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Michael Shanks: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)

Ep.#465 - Smurfs, with Jesse Thorn

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Jesse Thorn, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 15 Nov 2025 11:00:00 +0000

We welcome the man who brought us to the Maximum Fun network, Mr. Jesse Thorn, to the show this week. And how did we repay him? We made him watch Smurfs. We never said life is fair. Anyway, of all the Smurfs movies in the world, this will definitely go down as "the one with Rihanna and James Corden."

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Wikipedia page for Smurfs

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Batman (1966)

Stu: Roofman (2025)

Elliott: Flow (2024)

Jesse Thorn: A Thousand Clowns (1965)

Ep.#464 - The Crow (2024), with Scott Weinberg

Sat, 8 Nov 2025 11:00:00 +0000

Writer, producer, and podcaster Scott Weinberg kicks off the FOUR FULL EPISODES OF "MOVEMBER," with a discussion of 2024's remake, The Crow. The original Crow was a defining movie for legions of goths and black-trenchcoated teens. This one... has a lot of people thirsting after Bill Skarsgård's abs? And not much else?

Come see us live in Chicago, on 11/16, discussing the Jim Belushi-and-a-dog buddy comedy K-9! OR, if you prefer to watch us from the comfort of your own home: Flop TV Season 3 tix are ON SALE!

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Wikipedia page for The Crow

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Next of Kin (1982)

Stu: After the Hunt (2025)

Elliott: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)

Scott Weinberg: Primitive War (2025)

FH Mini 140 - Halloween Costumes on Film, with Hallie Haglund

Sat, 1 Nov 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Hallie stuck around to help ease your Hallie-ween hangover, as Elliott guides the peaches through a survey of Halloween costumes in cinema. Who wore it best, and whose costumes were just lame? We put on our cattiest Mr. Blackwell costumes and decide! And remember -- MOVEMBER starts next week. Other than this brief Shocktober close-up mini, all four of November's remaining shows will be FULL EPISODES!

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Ep.#463 - Until Dawn, with Hallie Haglund

Sat, 25 Oct 2025 10:00:00 +0000

We wrap Shocktober 2025 up with a discussion of the extremely-loosely-based-on-the-videogame meta-slasher UNTIL DAWN. But that's enough about the movie! We're burying the lede! Hallie Haglund returns to join us in our filmic antics. Has she seen a ghost yet?

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Wikipedia page for Until Dawn

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

Stu: Deathstalker (2025) The Lost Bus (2025)

Elliott: Highest 2 Lowest (2025)

Hallie: Weapons (2025)

FH Mini 139 - Tuboy Tube Talkin' (re)Turns!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 Oct 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Stuart's popular "let's discuss TV instead" mini format Tuboy Talkin' Tube to Two Dudes, Tonight All Right returns with a little serious first amendment talk up front and then a lot of goofy Emmy talk.

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Ep.#462 - Imaginary

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 11 Oct 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Boo! Hahahha, gotcha! It's SHOCKTOBER, when all the ghouls and ghosties and ghremlins and ghrim reapers come out to scare us! And at The Flop House it's our traditional all-horror month! We kick off with 2024's IMAGINARY, about the scariest thing in the world -- an imaginary friend! And if you don't believe us, watch that awful John Krasinski imaginary friend movie. We're shivering just thinking about it!

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Wikipedia page for Imaginary

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Little Women (2019)

Stu: Lust, Caution (2007)

Elliott: This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

FH Mini 138 - In the Pantheon

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Sean Malin, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 4 Oct 2025 10:00:00 +0000

We've made it no secret that we at The Flop House are proud to have been included in the newly-published, The Podcast Pantheon: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen. On this episode we welcome the author of that book, Sean Malin, to the show, to help us discuss the MOVIE pantheon, and which canonical films we could all live without.

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Ep.#461 - An Easter Bunny Puppy

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 27 Sep 2025 10:00:00 +0000

From the (?)genius(?) that brought us the legendary A Talking Cat!?! comes another tale of a talking animal and the humans who live with him in a California porn-shoot-mansion, doing mundane things in scenes that take way too long, in-between luxurious establishing shots and footage of people driving. It's the absolutely bonkos Smallvember new classic, An Easter Bunny Puppy.

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An Easter Bunny Puppy has NO Wikipedia page!

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Buffalo Bill and the Indians (1976)

Stu: Lurker (2025)

Elliott: The Vourdalak (2023)

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FH Mini 137 - Stuster's Millions

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 20 Sep 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Dan challenges Stuart and Elliott to lose as much money as they can by turning hit movies into bombs.

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Ep.#460 - Lumina, with Ashlie Atkinson

Sat, 13 Sep 2025 10:00:00 +0000

It's Smalltember (Elliott pops into frame to say "Smallvember!") -- that special time of year when we allow ourselves to stray from big Hollywood movies to examine some tinier, more idiosyncratic pictures. And boy howdy is Lumina idiosyncratic! So we welcomed actor Ashlie Atkinson (The Gilded Age, The Lost Bus, Mr. Robot and much more) to help decipher the madness!

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Wikipedia page for Lumina

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Deep Cover (1992)

Stu: The Order (2024), It's Alive 3: Island of the Alive (1987)

Elliott: Heroic Times (1983)

Ashlie: We Are The Best (2013)

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FH Mini 136 - Doctors of Filmdom

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 6 Sep 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Elliott provides a survey of cinema's eponymous doctors, and asks us whether we'd trust them with our medical care.

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Ep.#459 - War of the Worlds (2025)

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 30 Aug 2025 10:00:00 +0000

It's rare that a movie gets embraced as a new classic in badness as quickly as Amazon's War of the Worlds, but hey -- they're known for their fast delivery. Maybe they're just the future of bad movies, "disrupting" the bad movie space with their boldly incompetent visions! We discuss the (overwhelmingly listener-requested) new WotW!

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Wikipedia page for War of the Worlds

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Wicked, Wicked (1973)

Stu: Weapons (2025)

Elliott: The Shrouds (2024)

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FH Mini 135 - The Movieboys of Summer

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 23 Aug 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Stuart takes us on a tour of the biggest summer releases of the past couple of decades.

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Ep.#458 - Snow White, with Rebecca Alter

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Rebecca Alter, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 16 Aug 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Hi ho? More like HO HUM! Got 'em. Oooh Disney's gonna be smarting from that sick burn so hard they've GOTTA stop making these lackluster remakes, right? Anyway, on this episode we welcome the great Rebecca Alter of Vulture.com to discuss the most already-forgotten of Disney's IP-recycling death march, Snow White!

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Wikipedia page for Snow White

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: The Naked Gun (2025)

Stu: Together (2025)

Elliott: The Trip (2010)

Rebecca: The Last Days of Disco (1998)

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FH Mini 134 - Wrap-Up Raps

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 9 Aug 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Back in the 80s and 90s, movies LOVED to end with a rap song that went over the plot to the movie you just saw. On this mini, Dan quizzes Stu and Elliott about some examples of wrap-up raps, followed by discussion questions to really dig into this particular cinematic-musical form.

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Ep.#457 – Red One, with Linda Holmes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Linda Holmes, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 2 Aug 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Elliott had to dip out for an episode, so... how do you replace a troublemaking little scamp? How about: with the comforting, easy presence of Linda Holmes? We deserve a vacation too, y'know? And in this episode, we make good on a promise from Linda's last appearance -- to have her back to discuss that hearty slice of Christmas "content," Red One. Back then, Linda sounded surprisingly fond of it. Is she still? Will the two extant Peaches agree?

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Wikipedia page for Red One

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Superman (2025), Extra Ordinary (2019)

Stu: M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

Linda: Shattered Glass (2003)

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FH Mini 133 - Cinematic Cities

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 26 Jul 2025 10:00:00 +0000

We all know movies where "it's like the city is another character," and we understand what that means when a location has a big personality like New York, Tokyo, or Paris... but what about the more unknown cities out there? Elliott helps us brainstorm some filmic personalities for less-heralded locations

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Ep.#456 - Captain America: Brave New World

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 19 Jul 2025 10:00:00 +0000

It's a testament to how generally good (or at least passable) the MCU films have been, that there have been 36 of them released, but this is only the second one we've covered. What makes Captain America: Brave New World so (anti-) special? You'll have to listen to find out!

Wikipedia page for Captain America: Brave New World

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Jaws (1975)

Stu: Hider in the House (1989)

Elliott: Roman Holiday (1953)

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FH Mini 132 - Stu Brings Down the Hammer

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 12 Jul 2025 10:00:00 +0000

On this mini Stuart tricked us into watching some kind of Warhammer 40k bullshit and made us talk about it.

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Ep.#455 - Poolman, with Josh Gondelman

Sat, 5 Jul 2025 10:00:00 +0000

No, it's not a biopic about Jim Poolman, former insurance commissioner of North Dakota. It's a comic sunshine noir about an actual pool-maintaining Poolman, played (and written/directed) by fave Chris (Pine), who finds himself tangled in a criminal conspiracy... or maybe he's just whacked-out and paranoid? We're joined in this pool party by one of our most beloved returning guests, Mr. Josh Gondelman -- check out his new stand-up special, available for free, right now!

Wikipedia page for Poolman

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: I Like Movies (2022)

Stu: 28 Years Later (2025)

Elliott: Nightcrawler (2014), Devil in a Blue Dress (1995), Mulholland Drive (2001)

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FH Mini 131 - Hostesses with the Mostesses

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 28 Jun 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Dan confuses Elliott by combining his beloved comic books with his hated fruit pies, in a discussion of Hostess's superhero-based comics ads.

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Ep.#454 - The Garfield Movie

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 21 Jun 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Ah, here he comes, that son of a gun, that cat, that Garfield, that gigantic thing -- except... There's something different about him. It's weird. He just doesn't seem very... Garfield-y? Anyway, in honor of the birthday of one of our great Americans, Garfield the cat, and also maybe one other guy, we take on 2024's The Garfield Movie.

Wikipedia page for The Garfield Movie

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: The Thief and the Cobbler "Recobbled Cut" (1993)

Stu: Jack's Back (1988)

Elliott: An Actor's Revenge (1963)

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FH Mini 130 - A Galactus-Sized Explainer

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 14 Jun 2025 10:00:00 +0000

With The Fantastic Four: First Steps coming to theaters soon, listener Andrew asked the question "Galactus and The Silver Surfer -- what's their deal, man?" and Elliott gladly stepped up to answer.

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Ep. #453 - Love Hurts

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 7 Jun 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Love DOES hurt. For instance, we love and only want the best for Everything Everywhere All at Once comeback king Ke Huy Quan, but then we have to witness him struggle through a movie like Love Hurts. Fortunately he comes off all right. The movie itself? Not so much. But hey, looks like he's got Zootopia 2 and a movie from the guy who made Rare Exports coming up. Maybe those will be good!

Wikipedia page for Love Hurts

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Summer of 69 (2025)

Stu: The Order (2024)

Elliott: Pee-wee as Himself (2025)

FH Mini 129 - When Animals Compete

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellignton, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 31 May 2025 10:00:00 +0000

There have been a lot of animals in movies, but which are the BEST animals? Stuart Wellington leads a highly-scientific investigation.

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Ep.#452 - Summer Camp

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 24 May 2025 10:00:00 +0000

The Flop House is headed to Summer Camp! A few weeks of sun, swimming, hiking, crafts -- we're gonna make each other SO MANY FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS that our circulation is gonna cut off! We're gonna have so much fu-- what? It's just a movie? But... it stars Diane Keaton, Alfre Woodard, and Kathy Bates, so with those actors it's gotta be at least a little fun, righ-- it's not? Oh, poop.

Wikipedia page for Summer Camp

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Final Destination: Bloodlines (2024)

Stu: Bull Durham (1988)

Elliott: Little Murders (1971)

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FH Mini 128 - Listener Roulette, with Hallie Haglund

Sat, 17 May 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Hallie joins the Flop House gang once more, to discuss random topics selected by YOU, the listeners!

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Ep.#451 - Better Man, with Hallie Haglund

Sat, 10 May 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Robbie Williams is a chimp. That's not an insult, just an accurate description of Better Man, from the director of past Flop House subject, The Greatest Showman. This one's the rare FH movie that was a critical success while being a financial flop -- will we agree with the critics? Oh, and we buried the lede: HALLIE'S BACK!

Wikipedia page for Better Man

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Ninja 3: The Domination (1984)

Stu: Sinners (2025)

Elliott: They Cloned Tyrone (2023)

Hallie: Dangerous Beauty (1998)

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FH Mini 127 - Always Room for Giallo, with Alejandro Arbona

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Alejandro Arbona) — Sat, 3 May 2025 10:00:00 +0000

We're joined by longtime friend of the show (but first time on mic!) Alejandro Arbona, a 20-year veteran of comics editing and a comics writer himself, to discuss everyone's favorite extravagantly-perverse Italian thriller genre -- GIALLO. We discuss what defines a giallo and differentiates it from other sub-genres (and the slasher films it helped inspire), and then Alejandro runs us through a little giallo title quiz. It's so jam-packed with info we didn't have room for Elliott (jk, he had scheduling issues, that li'l scamp will be back next time!).

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Ep.#450 - Unfrosted, with Alex Smith

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Alex Smith) — Sat, 26 Apr 2025 10:00:00 +0000

We flashback to discuss a movie that was much-requested when it was first released, but just didn't fit into our schedule -- Jerry Seinfeld's baffling paean to the Pop Tart, Unfrosted, a film that throws an astounding cavalcade of comedy talent at ideas that seem (apologies) a bit undercooked. Also, we were blessed by the rare in-studio presence of our beloved producer, Alex Smith, who hadn't actually seen the movie, which made explaining the madness of the "plot" all the more enjoyable.

Wikipedia page for Unfrosted

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: The In-Laws (1979)

Stu: Sexy Beast (2000)

Elliott: Dark Days (2000)

Alex: Gridlock (1996)

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FH Mini 126 - Impressionable Peaches

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 19 Apr 2025 10:00:00 +0000

While we were all fortunate enough to record in-person, Stuart filled Dan and Elliott with booze and forced them to do celebrity "impressions." It's either our most fun episode or our most embarrassing! Or both!

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Ep.#449 - The Electric State

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 12 Apr 2025 10:00:00 +0000

What's the deal with Netflix's The Electric State? Well, for one thing we know that IT'S ELECTRIC... boogie woogie woogie. But also, it's a movie arguing for the primacy of real-life connection that feels utterly algorithmically designed, what with its Chris Pratts and Millies Bobby Brown and cute robot pals, and it cost... $320 million?? That can't be right. There must be a smudge on these accounting sheets. Anyway, we talk about it!

Wikipedia page for The Electric State

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024)

Stu: Morvern Callar (2002)

Elliott: The Clock (2010)

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FH Mini 125 - Cinematic Mechanics

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 5 Apr 2025 10:00:00 +0000

Elliott puts on his greasy overalls to look under the filmic hood, as we figure out what makes a good "robot movie," ask why Heartbeeps was a bad one, and see if we can pull out the robot defibrillator to restore its cinematic heartbeep.

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Ep.#448 - Heartbeeps

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 29 Mar 2025 10:00:00 +0000

We tie a bow around Max Fun Drive 2025 and our “Movies Without Spider-Man” series with (?) Paul Schrader's (?) magnum opus, Heartbeeps. It's the classic tale of a guy robot and a girl robot in love and also there's a bad stand-up comic robot and a mean cop robot and a baby robot and Andy Kaufman does one of the world's most irritating voices and what the fuck is this thing?

Wikipedia page for Heartbeeps

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Black Bag (2025)

Stu: Rap World (2024)

Elliott: The Comic (1969)

Ep.#447 - Venom: The Last Dance

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 22 Mar 2025 10:00:00 +0000

“Movies Without Spider-Man” Max Fun drive continues (please consider supporting our show!) with the thrilling (?) conclusion (??) of the Venom saga -- Venom: The Last Dance, the touching story of a boy and the black sentient goo he wears on his body that sometimes eats people's heads.

There's one more week of Max Fun Drive — check out our event calendar!

Wikipedia page for Venom: The Last Dance

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Windy Day (1967)

Stuart: One of Them Days (2025)

Elliott: The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On (1987)

SUPER SECRET ANNOUNCEMENT

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:00:00 +0000

Dan reveals a WEIRD and possibly EXTREMELY COMPLEX FOR HIM TO PUT TOGETHER stretch goal for this year's Max Fun Drive!

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SlopTales Teaser!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Zhubin Parang, Stuart Wellington) — Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:00:00 +0000

Here's a little taste of what's awaiting Max Fun members in the member bonus feed -- an all-new roleplaying adventure from gamemaster Stuart!

In this edition, Dan, Elliott, and fan favorite guest Zhubin Parang play beachfront restaurant staff, on the first night of summer, trying to make it through a busy shift... but CHAOS is on the menu!

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Dan McCoy joins MFD Spring Break

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 08:00:00 +0000

It’s not MaxFunDrive without a wild kickoff spectacular! Former real-life VJ and host of MTV's Spring Break 1999, Dave Holmes, takes your favorite MaxFun hosts through some wacky ‘90s- and Spring Break-themed mini games!!

Featuring: Dave Holmes, Jeremy Bent, Oscar Montoya, Dimitry Pompée, Tom Lum, Ellen Weatherford, Alex Schmidt, Brenda Snell, Drea Clark, Alonso Duralde, Dan McCoy, Jordan Morris, Manolo Moreno, Ella Hubber, Caroline Roper, Ella McLeod, John-Luke Roberts, Justin McElroy, Clint McElroy, Mike Cabellon, Sierra Katow, Hal Lublin, Danielle Radford, John Moe, Christian Dueñas, Christian Duguay

Ep.#446 - Kraven the Hunter

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Mar 2025 10:00:00 +0000

We start out our special "Films Without Spider-Man" theme month (in honor of Max Fun Drive -- please consider supporting our show!) with one of the more ostentatiously-Spider-Man-free films of last year: Kraven the Hunter. C'mon, Kraven, we KNOW you guys know one another--remember that last hunt? Just swallow your pride and phone Spidey to drop by! We're cravin' it!

We're doing a ton of extra stuff for Max Fun Drive this year -- check out our event calendar!

Wikipedia page for Kraven the Hunter

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Last Stop in Yuma County (2023)

Stuart: The Monkey (2025)

Elliott: Mr. Vampire (1985)

FH Mini 124 - Bad Movie Godfathers, with Harry Medved and Harry Pallenberg

Sat, 8 Mar 2025 11:00:00 +0000

We welcome one of the godfathers of bad movie culture, Harry Medved, of the seminal books "The Fifty Worst Films of All Time" and "The Golden Turkey Awards," and discuss his PBS show "Locationland" where he and comedian Dana Gould visited the filming sites for Plan 9 From Outer Space! And we also spend a little time talking to Locationland producer Harry Pallenberg about his father's work with John Boorman on Exorcist II: The Heretic (the Golden Turkeys' pick for #2 worst movie of all time) and the oft-referenced Zardoz!

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Star Trek: Section 31, with Ben Harrison and Adam Pranica

Sat, 1 Mar 2025 11:00:00 +0000

Wow! The first new Star Trek movie in eight years! What's that you say? Oh. TV movie? And it's less a "movie" and more a "we were going to develop a new series and that fell through so we made it a one-off, 90 minute thing?" Huh. Well, Star Trek: Section 31 may not be a "movie" in the same way we've used that word for most of its existence, but it was still a good excuse to hang out with our friends Adam and Ben from Max Fun's terrific Trek shows Greatest Gen and Greatest Trek, so every cosmic cloud has a silver lining, we guess.

Wikipedia page for Star Trek: Section 31

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Bluebeard's Eighth Wife (1938)

Stu: Troop Beverly Hills (1989)

Elliott: Chilly Scenes of Winter (1979)

Adam: Babylon (2022)

Ben: Down With Love (2003)

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FH mini 123 - 80s Goofs

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 22 Feb 2025 11:00:00 +0000

The Goofmaster returns to quiz Stuart and Elliott about some IMDb "Goofs" from 1980's movies that didn't live up to the standards of viewers with enough free time to log movie goofs on IMDb.

There’s been SO MUCH DEMAND for FlopTV that — you know what? — we’re going to leave episodes up for an extra two weeks, so that late buyers can still have the time to check out the shows (and that means one last chance to snag some tickets)! Just be sure to watch before MIDNIGHT (eastern time) on March 19! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets!”

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Ep.#444 - Here

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 15 Feb 2025 11:00:00 +0000

A lot of stuff happened... HERE. Well. Not that much stuff, actually. Like, six couples lived here. Most of them were pretty boring. But at one point there were dinosaurs! That's pretty cool, right? Anyway, enjoy our discussion of the latest installment in Robert Zemeckis's inexplicable slide from "can do no wrong" to "can do ... wrong!"

Wikipedia page for Here

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Mutant Hunt (1987), Black Tight Killers (1966)

Stu: La chimera (2023)

Elliott: Juror #2 (2024)

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FH Mini 122 - Monster Mashers

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 8 Feb 2025 11:00:00 +0000

Following a couple of failed "Dark Universe" attempts, Stuart leads a brainstorming session to explore how his co-hosts might revitalize the Universal Monsters.

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Ep.#443 - Harold and the Purple Crayon

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 1 Feb 2025 11:00:00 +0000

Harold and the Purple Crayon is a lovely, enduring children's classic (if you've never encountered it, have Steve Buscemi read it to you!) -- did Hollywood treat it with gentleness and respect, when they decided to use it as the jumping-off point for the movie "Harold and the Purple Crayon?" The answer may not surprise you!

The LIVE tapings of season 2 of FlopTV end TONIGHT with TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze! But a season pass gets out access to the full line-up thru the end of February! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets?!”

Wikipedia page for Harold and the Purple Crayon

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Brewster McCloud (1970) & Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean (1982)

Stu: Flow (2024)

Elliott: The Three Musketeers (1973)

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FH Mini #121 - Hi, Resolutions!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 25 Jan 2025 05:00:00 +0000

Elliott completes a loose trilogy of minisodes -- one per Peach -- all about the changing of the year. His take? What New Year's resolution would you make on behalf of various franchises?

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Ep.#442 - Joker: Folie à Deux

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 18 Jan 2025 11:00:00 +0000

For our first full episode recorded and released in 2025, we wanted to start things off with a bang, so we watched the sequel to a love-it-or-hate-it film, except this time around most non-John Waters/Quentin Tarantino folks seemed to just hate it. That's right, it's the further adventures of that notorious clown prince of stair dancing, the Jokester, in... Joker: Folie à Deux, the film that got the lowest Cinemascore EVER for a "superhero movie." What will WE make of it?

The two LA fire-related fundraisers Elliott mentions in the episode:

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https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-for-denison-familys-fire-loss

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Wikipedia page for Joker: Folie à Deux

Recommended in this episode:

Thirty Day Princess (1934)

Babygirl (2024)

Good Morning (1959)

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FH Mini 120 - Coming Attractions in 2025

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 11 Jan 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Dan looks forward to the year ahead, and asks the rest of the Flop House gang which of 2025's cinematic offerings float their cineaste boats.

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Ep. #441 - Spice World, LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Jan 2025 11:00:00 +0000

As we all recover from our New Year's hangovers, enjoy this, the second of our two live shows from last May's "Saint Audio Podcast Festival" in Oxford, England. We discuss Spice World, a film we also had the privilege of introducing at The Ultimate Picture Palace, for a screening the evening before, and -- honestly? The movie was a total blast. We hope you have fun listening to the love fest.

Wikipedia page for Spice World

FH Mini #119 - '24 in Review with Stu

Sat, 28 Dec 2024 11:00:00 +0000

As New Year's approaches, and we say goodbye to 2024, Stuart takes us on a gamified tour through the year in movies.

Ep. #440 - Borderlands

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Dec 2024 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss Borderlands, a video game movie that got delayed for several years, with extensive reshoots where an uncredited director took over for Eli Roth -- but it's probably okay, right? It's not like that sentence has at least five red flags in it...

Wikipedia page for Borderlands

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Drive (1997)

Stu: Queer (2024)

Elliott: Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024)

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FH Mini 118 – Getting to Know Stu

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 14 Dec 2024 11:00:00 +0000

Though we've done our best to not let it disrupt the show, Elliott's a busy bee these days and had to sit this one out, so Dan took the rare opportunity of being able to finish his sentences to get to know his old pal Stuart a little better... but with a film-related twist.

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Feed Drop - SmartLess Presents ClueLess with Elliott Kalan and Sean Hayes!

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 14:00:00 +0000

Welcome to a brand new, bite-sized game show from SmartLess Media: this is ClueLess, where every episode contains a different main game and cliffhanger puzzle, and every episode this season also contains Sean Hayes! Host Elliott Kalan (Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, The Flop House) will lead Sean and a rotating guest through each episode's conundrum, from anagrams to pop culture math puzzles to singing robots and more! New episodes every Monday and Thursday, follow the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts so you don't miss a clue!

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Ep.#439 - The Avengers (1998), LIVE!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 Dec 2024 11:00:00 +0000

We took a short break around Thanksgiving, which means YOU finally get to hear one of our LIVE episodes from Oxford's inaugural Saint Audio Podcast Festival! We were extremely excited to finally do a show in the UK and see some listeners from across the pond, and -- because we were in England -- we HAD to talk about 1998's The Avengers (aka "the non-Marvel-one), a legendary mega-flop and a despoiling of a beloved British TV series.

Note: We performed in Oxford's Town Hall, which was an absolutely gorgeous venue, but was also very large and echoey. We did what we could to minimize the effects, but we apologize that the audio does come with a little extra reverb!

Wikipedia page for The Avengers

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FH Mini 117 – The Definitive Action Hero Ranking Pt. 2

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 30 Nov 2024 13:00:00 +0000

The thrilling conclusion of our definitive action hero rankings, as determined by Stuart's totally scientific, non-bullshit method!

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Ep.#438 - Trap, with Linda Holmes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Linda Holmes) — Sat, 23 Nov 2024 13:00:00 +0000

"But Trap wasn't a flop!" you scream to the heavens. "Neither financially, nor critically!" you wail, desperately. "It made 83 million on a 30 million budget! And it got a mixed, but not-awful 52 on Metacritic!" But the uncaring Gods of Flop offer no comfort. Because whatever your personal feelings, Trap has inspired STRONG OPINIONS, and besides, when you have a great guest like Linda Holmes, you surrender to the whims of the floppiverse.

Wikipedia page for Trap

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Daisies (1966), All God's Children (2024)

Stu: Azrael (2024)

Elliott: Celine and Julie Go Boating (1974), Lifeforce (1985)

Linda: Hot Frosty (2024)

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FH Mini 116 – The Definitive Action Hero Ranking Pt. 1

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 16 Nov 2024 13:00:00 +0000

Stuart uses the scientific and not-at-all random method that he perfected in his rankings of horror movie villains to help us determine the ultimate movie action hero.

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Ep.#437 - Megalopolis, with Roman Mars

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Roman Mars) — Sat, 9 Nov 2024 13:00:00 +0000

You KNEW this episode was coming, and we got to it as soon as we could! We discuss Francis Ford Coppola's defiantly personal, defiantly incomprehensible, personal-fortune-destroying Megalopolis! And for such a megaflopolis episode we enlisted the help of Roman Mars, a man who knows a thing or two about architecture and design, and who's currently co-hosting a podcast series with Elliott about The Power Broker, a book about Robert Moses (clearly an inspiration for Adam Driver's "what if Robert Moses but not totally evil" character)!

Wikipedia page for Megalopolis

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Lost Highway (1997)

Stu: Anora (2024)

Elliott: You and Me (1938)

Roman: Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse (1991)

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FH Mini 115 - Ghosttesters, with Hallie Haglund

Sat, 2 Nov 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Hallie may not have seen a ghost this Halloween season, but Elliott caps off Shocktober (a little late, in "no theme No-vember") by quizzing all of us about whether we've seen cinematic ghosts, in the course of our many Flop House viewings.

Ep.#436 - Dear David, with Hallie Haglund

Sat, 26 Oct 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Bad news first: we discussed Dear David, a horror movie based on a Twitter thread posted by a guy who used to do comics for Buzzfeed, released by "Buzzfeed Studios" -- a sentence that gives us a headache just to type. The good news? We're joined by Star of the Show, Hallie Haglund, whose ever-delightful presence inspires us all into a lot of giggle fits and silly bits!

Wikipedia page for Dear David

Recommended in this episode:

Flesh Eater (1988)

His Three Daughters (2023)

The Girl on the Broomstick (1972)

Scenes from a Marriage (1947)

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FH Mini 114 - Credits Report

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 19 Oct 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Since Stuart is infamous for missing mid-and-post-credit scenes, Dan quizzes him (and Elliott) about what might have possibly happened in various movies that included a li'l extra something at the end.

Ep.#435 - Night Swim

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 12 Oct 2024 12:00:00 +0000

What's that? The chilly nip of Shocktober on the wind? That's right, kiddies! It's your old pal the Flopkeeper, with another spookifying or snorifying yarn! It's called Night Swim, and it's about a HAUNTED POOL! Is there pee in the pool too? Probably! Terrifying! Grab your goggles and let's dive in!

We're in season 2 of FlopTV! Pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass! Peruse the full line-up and/or get tickets here! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets?!”

Wikipedia page for Night Swim

Recommended in this episode:

The Substance (2024)

A Different Man (2024)

The Verdict (1946)

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FH Mini 113 - Missed That Movie! - Perfect

Sat, 5 Oct 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Sharlene Wellington drops by to talk to us about 1985's aerobics romance Perfect, and her new endeavor Jiggle Studio!

Sharlene's Kickstarter!

FlopTV episode 2 is tonight! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass — more info (including the full line-up) and tickets available here! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets?!”

Episode #434 - Robot in the Family

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 28 Sep 2024 12:00:00 +0000

For our second Smalltember/Smallvember pick, we take on a film that Dan vetoed last year because he feared his fragile psyche could not take a repeat viewing, but -- like a bad giant golden robot -- it always turns up! Robot in the Family is its name, and it's a sustained 85 minute panic attack in the form of a low-budget 90's "family" comedy.

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Recommended in this episode:

The House by the Cemetery (1981)

Rye Lane (2023)

The Deep End (2001)

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FH Mini 112 - Months I Like on Film

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Sep 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Elliott asks us a simple, but nearly impossible question -- which films best represent each month in the calendar year? The answers are predictably chaotic.

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Ep.#433 - Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 14 Sep 2024 12:00:00 +0000

It's that time of year again! Smalltember (or Smallvember, if you're nasty)! For our kickoff "smaller" bad movie pick, we took a recommendation from our podcast network colleague, the esteemed Mr. Justin McElroy, and watched Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders, starring Flop House recurring offender, Jon Voight. It's a mashup of Clue and Saw that takes a turn you will not be expecting with those reference points. Take a listen, and unravel the mystery!

This film has no Wikipedia page. Perhaps you can be the change you want to see in the world.

Recommended in this episode:

So Close (2002)

Rebel Ridge (2024)

Celine and Julie Go Boating (1974)

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FH Mini #111 - Film Programming, with Cristina Cacioppo

Sat, 7 Sep 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Director of Programming at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema and longtime friend of the show Cristina Cacioppo drops by, to answer all of our questions about being a film programmer.

Season 2 of FlopTV, all about BAD SEQUELS, debuts tonight! Individual episodes and season pass tickets are available here! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets?!”

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Ep.#432 - IF, Live!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 31 Aug 2024 12:00:00 +0000

From the visionary mind of John Krasinski, Stuart's number one favorite human, comes IF! It's a whimsical tale about how imaginary friends are real and we should have them even as adults, and if we decide to forget them, they'll die or something! Did this sit well with us? Probably not! But it led to one of our best live shows ever, so we hope you enjoy our pain.

Season 2 of FlopTV kicks off NEXT WEEK, and tickets are available here! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass — more info (including the full line-up). And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets?!”

Wikipedia page for IF

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FH Mini 110 - Encino Dan

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 24 Aug 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Stuart leads this mini, wherein we discuss which are the best films to screen to help explain modern life to an unfrozen caveman.

We just announced season 2 of FlopTV, all about BAD SEQUELS! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass — more info (including the full line-up) and tickets are available here! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets?!”

Ep.#431 - Wish

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 Aug 2024 12:00:00 +0000

We celebrate 17 years of The Flop House by discussing Wish, the movie that was supposed to celebrate 100 years of Disney animation, but was mostly met with a resounding, "Meh." Did that ol' Disney magic work any better on us? Listen to find out!

We just announced season 2 of our monthly live streaming video show FlopTV! And because this is FTV 2, this season is all about BAD SEQUELS! You can pop in for individual episodes, or get a price break with a season pass -- more info (including the full line-up of films discussed) and tickets are available here! And hey, while you’re clicking on stuff, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets?!”

Wikipedia page for Wish

Recommended in this episode:

The Manitou (1978)

Frankie Freako (2024)

The More The Merrier (1943)

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FH Mini 109 - The Chop House

Sat, 10 Aug 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Apologies to the ecologically and morally-responsible vegans and vegetarians in our audience, but today's episode is an exploration of cinematic meats, as Elliott takes us through one of the least-essential top ten lists in movie criticism history!

Our live show, Three Men and a Hallie, is still viewable for ticket-holders (or new purchasers) thru August 18! If you missed it, there's still time!

Ep.#430 - The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, LIVE, with Griffin Newman!

Sat, 3 Aug 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Elliott long claimed we would NEVER do the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, due to its extreme unpleasantness, but it only took a live show and the participation of our most GPK-pushing pal, Mr. Griffin Newman, of the excellent Blank Check podcast to break his resolve. What other core principles can we make Elliott discard? Keep listening in the years to come, and we'll see!

Also, for all those Hallie fans out there, remember that our next streaming show “Three Men and a Hallie” debuts tomorrow, with tickets on sale now! And while you’re watching, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets?!”

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Wikipedia page for The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

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FH Mini 108 - 1% Visible

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Jul 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Sure, Roman and Elliott might have all the heat with their excellent 99% Invisible series on The Power Broker, but that doesn't mean that Dan can't try something incredibly stupid!

Check out our live show Three Men and a Hallie, tickets on sale now! Show debuts on August 4, and you can view any time for the following two weeks!

Ep.#429 - Under Paris

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 20 Jul 2024 12:00:00 +0000

What's scarier than sharks? How about FRENCH sharks?!? The Flop House goes international to discuss the French-produced, Netflix-released shark attack thriller Under Paris (aka "Sous la Seine"). And hey, while you're listening, why not subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets?!"

Also, for all those Hallie fans out there, remember that our next streaming show "Three Men and a Hallie" has tickets on sale now!

Wikipedia page for Under Paris

Recommended in this episode:

Maxxxine (2024)

Longlegs (2024)

Wolf's Hole (1987)

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FH Mini 107 - A Talk with Tom Holland!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Tom Holland) — Sat, 13 Jul 2024 12:00:00 +0000

No, not Spider-Man. He's a menace! A menace, I say!

Instead we got the amazing opportunity to talk with the REAL Tom Holland -- the one 80s kids will remember -- the writer, director, or writer-director of horror movies and thrillers including Child's Play, Fright Night, Thinner, Class of 1984, Cloak & Dagger, Scream For Help, and Psycho II. As three nerds who grew up with this stuff, you can imagine how excited we were to talk to Mr. Holland, and he was just a delight! We hope you enjoy it as much as we all did.

Two Flop House ANNOUNCEMENTS!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 12 Jul 2024 17:30:00 +0000

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Ep.#428 - Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 6 Jul 2024 12:00:00 +0000

We had to do it. We had to return to that ol' Rebel Moon to see what happened to all our favorite space pals, like... uh... there was the one guy who trained like, a bird dragon? And, um... Lady Sword-haver? And Charlie Hu-- no, wait, he was killed in the first one because he was a traitor. There's definitely a Scargiver in this one, though. That one we're 100% on. Oh Zack Snyder. We wish we could quit you. But like, for serious. We're very tired.

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Wikipedia page for Rebel Moon Part 2

Recommended in this episode:

Last Man Standing (1995)

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

Liquid Sky (1982)

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FH Mini 106 - Birthday Twins

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Jun 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Dan briefly confuses everybody with talk about Garfield, before steering the boys into a discussion of their birthday twins, and related films. (Just listen. It'll make sense. Eventually.)

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Ep.#427 - Disclosure, with Meredith Scardino

Sat, 22 Jun 2024 12:00:00 +0000

We were super-excited to welcome Meredith Scardino, the brilliant writer of a billion comedy things, but most recently the creator and showrunner of the hilarious Girls5Eva. If you haven't watched, please ask yourself what you've been doing with your life, then run over to Netflix to correct your error. We'll wait. Once you're done, you'll be all the MORE excited to hear her discuss 1994's Disclosure, a film that (in the words of Dan's Letterboxd) "Begins as a dumb and offensive sexual harassment thriller, then wisely pivots into an offensively dumb techno-thriller." But what do the other Peaches think? Listen and find out!

Also, this episode is about a film featuring the iconic Donald Sutherland, who was still with us at the time of this recording, but who died just recently at the age of 88. We had nothing but good things to say about Mr. Sutherland, even in this silly movie, but for a more full-throated and lovely remembrance, check out this article by the great Matt Zoller Seitz.

Disclaimer: we had some unfortunate tech issues at the top of the show, resulting in some worse than normal audio. DO NOT FRET — it clears up around minute 12, and producer Alex made it listenable, if not up to our usual standard. We’ve gotten some new equipment that will prevent similar issues in the future.

Wikipedia page for Disclosure

In-person tickets for our July 26th Boston show are SOLD OUT, but WBUR City Space is set up to livestream shows, and they're offering inexpensive tickets to watch the show LIVE online! Please note that unlike FlopTV or our fully-produced Stage Pilot shows, this stream can only be watched LIVE, without a larger viewing window, and plan accordingly!

Recommended in this episode:

Asparagus (1979)

Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy (2021)

Fireworks (1997)

Meredith: Satisfied (2024)

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FH Mini 105 - The Flop House Bar & Grill

Sat, 15 Jun 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Stuart brings a surprise guest, and a surprising new business venture for the Flop House.

Catch us LIVE in Boston!

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Ep.#426 - Boat Trip, with Alonso Duralde

Sat, 8 Jun 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Alonso Duralde, of our sister Max Fun podcast Maximum Film and many other projects joins us to discuss something that is, technically, a film, and not a pile of feces. But it's a tough call! In honor of Pride Month and also Alonso's new book Hollywood Pride, our guest pitched us some bad LGBTQ+ themed movies, and (in lieu of trashing some failed films with their hearts in the right place) we decided to critique one of the most retrograde comedies of the 2000s: motherfucking Boat Trip. Did we regret this decision? Ask us when we're done crying and trying to wash off the stink.

See us LIVE in July in Boston!

Wikipedia page for Boat Trip

Recommended in this episode:

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)

In A Violent Nature (2024)

Raw Deal (1948)

Gay USA (1977)

FH Mini 104 - Computer Games

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Jun 2024 12:00:00 +0000

Elliott quizzes the other Flop House boyz (tm) about movies featuring modern society's biggest achievement and greatest bane -- computers!

Catch us LIVE in Boston!

The Flop House on The Novelizers

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, John Hodgman) — Tue, 28 May 2024 19:53:26 +0000

The Novelizers is a podcast that takes a beloved film, gives each scene to a TV comedy writer to novelize, and then gives those scenes to a comedian or actor to narrate. Plus interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film.

This episode has a chapter WRITTEN BY DAN MCCOY and READ BY JOHN HODGMAN! It also features an improvised interview with some people who "worked on the Matrix" (actually ELLIOTT KALAN and DAN MCCOY PLAYING SILLY CHARACTERS!)

It's a must-listen podcast CROSSOVER EVENT! Check out their other episodes!

Episode #425 - The Matrix: Revolutions

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 25 May 2024 12:00:00 +0000

We're going into the matrix this week, in honor of Dan and Elliott's contributions to an upcoming episode of the very funny The Novelizers podcast, where comedy writers "novelize" part of a blockbuster movie from the past -- Dan wrote a "chapter" of the original The Matrix (read by our friend John Hodgman!), and he and Elliott appear on the episode playing characters who worked behind the scenes on the movie. Look for that soon, but in the meantime, enjoy this flashback discussion of The Matrix: Revolutions, our fourth-favorite Matrix movie.

See us LIVE in July in Boston!

Wikipedia page for The Matrix: Revolutions

Recommended in this episode:

Hundreds of Beavers (2022)

I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

Regrouping (1976)

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FH Mini 103 - Siskel & Ebert, with Matt Singer

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Matt Singer, elliott kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 18 May 2024 08:00:00 +0000

We finally got our pal Matt Singer, author of the wonderful book Opposable Thumbs: How Siskel & Ebert Changed Movies Forever, on the show to talk about the team who defined movie criticism for a generation. Also Dan leads a silly Siskel & Ebert related half-game.

Catch us LIVE in Boston!

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Ep. #424 - Baby Geniuses, with Linda Holmes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Linda Holmes) — Sat, 11 May 2024 08:00:00 +0000

We were so happy when we learned that Linda Holmes was a fan of the show, and even HAPPIER to get her on an episode! Were we equally happy to watch Baby Geniuses? Well... you know... You can't always be happy all the time. Once you learn that, then YOU will be the true baby genius.

This is the FINAL WEEKEND you can watch our SPEED 2 live show , VOD, before it goes away on Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET! But if you prefer your live shows really live, there's still stuff coming up! We’ve got some May shows for you, in Oxford, England, as well as one a July appearance in Boston!

Wikipedia page for Baby Geniuses

Recommended in this episode:

Ratcatcher (1999)

Challengers (2024)

Being Two Isn't Easy (1962)

Body Heat (1981)

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FH Mini 102 - The Films of Larry Cohen

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 4 May 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Inspired by his recent trip with Dan to catch The Ambulance at a local rep screening (part of the Ridiculous/Sublime series programmed by our old pal Cristina) Stuart runs through a brief installment of Missed That Movie (tm) before leading a discussion of the works of low-middle-budget maestro Larry Cohen, he of the grabby premise and wild performances. There's much discussion of trailers to Cohen's films, so if you wanna watch, check the show notes below!

If you missed the premiere of our SPEED 2 live show , fear not! You can watch (or rewatch) until Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET! And if you happen to prefer your live shows really live, we’ve got shows for you, in Oxford, England! As well as one just announced, in Boston!

Links for LARRY COHEN TRAILERS! Everything discussed in this episode, plus some bonus ones!

The Ambulance

It's Alive

It Lives Again

It's Alive III: Island of the Alive

God Told Me To

Q: The Winged Serpent

Full Moon High

The Stuff

A Return To Salem's Lot

Maniac Cop

Maniac Cop 2

Masters of Horror: Pick Me Up

Phone Booth

Cellular

Messages Deleted

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Ep. #423 - Argylle

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 27 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0000

What is the secret to Argylle?!? Is the CAT the spy? Did Taylor Swift write it?!? Is it the obvious twist that Dan guessed after a moment of thought having only seen the trailer?!? Is it that it doesn't work at all as a movie, but at least it's not as relentlessly boring as a lot of Flop House topics?!? It's definitely at least two of those things!

Tonight is our SPEED 2 live show , and tickets are still available! All 3 of us will be IN THE CHAT, watching along, tonight! BUT if you can't join us, you can watch (or rewatch) until Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET!

And if you happen to prefer your live shows really live? We’ve got LIVE SHOWS for you, in Oxford, England! Plus the colonies get their own NEW one, just announced, in Boston!

Wikipedia page for Argylle

Recommended in this episode:

I'm 'George Lucas': A Connor Ratliff Story (2024)

Turn Every Page: The Adventures of Robert Caro and Robert Gottlieb (2022)

Zone of Interest (2023)

The Eagle Shooting Heroes (1993)

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FH Mini 101 - The Razzies Are Always Wrong

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 20 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0000

In honor of Elliott's long-lost blog critiquing the Oscars, and in honor of the Criterion Channel's recent "Razzie" collection, and in dishonor of the Razzies themselves, Dan guides the intrepid flop team through past winners of America's foremost bad movie awards, and why they're always wrong wrong wrong.

We partnered with StagePilot to film our SPEED 2 live show as a streaming event! The debut is Saturday, April 27th at 7PM ET, and the three hosts will be IN THE CHAT at that time, BUT THERE IS ALSO A VIEWING WINDOW — watch or rewatch any time between the debut and Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET!

And if you happen to prefer your live shows really live, and happen to live in or near OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you!

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Ep. #422 - Road House (2024)

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0000

FINALLY after suffering through all of those bad movies, we get a treat! Patrick Swayze's Ro... what? What's that we're hearing? It's the remake? Goddamn it. Well maybe Road House 2024 will have some charms of its own. I guess y'all will need to listen to find out.

We partnered with StagePilot and their talented crew to film our SPEED 2 live show as a streaming event! The debut is Saturday, April 27th at 7PM ET, and the three hosts will be IN THE CHAT watching along with viewers at that time, BUT THERE IS ALSO A VIEWING WINDOW — folks can rewatch or watch for the first time anywhere between the debut and Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET!

And if you happen to prefer your live shows really live, and happen to live in or near OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you!

Wikipedia page for Road House

Recommended in this episode:

Clifford (1994)

Prison (1987)

On the Silver Globe (1988)

The Prowler (1951)

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FH Mini 100! - Elliott Looks Back

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 6 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Elliott takes a look back at 100 Flop House minis, and that is absolutely the only thing that happens, and no special guest arrives with any particular fixation on sandworm-related science fiction.

We partnered with StagePilot and their talented crew to film our SPEED 2 live show as a streaming event! The debut is Saturday, April 27th at 7PM ET, and the three hosts will be IN THE CHAT watching along with viewers at that time, BUT THERE IS ALSO A VIEWING WINDOW -- folks can rewatch or watch for the first time anywhere between the debut and Sunday, May 19 at 11:59PM ET!

And if you happen to prefer your live shows really live, and happen to live in or near OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you!

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Ep. #421 - Sonic the Hedgehog 2, with Jamelle Bouie

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Jamelle Bouie) — Sat, 30 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Yet again, we steal a few hours Jamelle could be using to write something smart for The New York Times, to discuss his REAL passion: movies about hedgehogs. Yes, Sonic 2 was a big hit with mixed reviews, but how good is it really? The answer may not surprise you! Also, this is our final episode in MaxFun drive 2024 - if you were intending to join, but just forgot, there's still time!

Do you live in OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you! And if you DON’T live in the UK, you can still see our SPEED 2 live show as a streaming event! Current Max Fun members should have gotten an email with a code for discount tickets. New members will get their code very soon!

Wikipedia page for Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Recommended in this episode:

Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker (1981)

Immaculate (2024)

Bernice Bobs Her Hair (1976)

Broadcast News (1987)

Ep. #420 - Madame Web, with Zhubin Parang

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Zhubin Parang, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

We welcome our old friend Zhubin Parang back to the main feed after years of only joining us for our FlopTales RPG series (available as bonus content for Max Fun members: join here!) -- and for such an auspicious return we had to pick an extra-special movie: Madame Web, which some have hailed as the "Cats" of superhero movies. Does it reach those heights? Who knows. But it's surely the most enjoyably-silly of Sony's Spider-Man without Spider-Man universe. We hope you enjoy it, and thanks to all who support us by becoming a member of Maximum Fun during this Max Fun Drive.

Do you live in or around BROOKLYN, NEW YORK or OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you! And if you DON'T live in either of those places you can still see our SPEED 2 live show as a professionally-shot streaming event! Current Max Fun members should have gotten an email with a code for discount tickets. New members will get their code after the Max Fun Drive!

Wikipedia page for Madame Web

Recommended in this episode:

Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)

Deadloch (2023)

Love Lies Bleeding (2024)

Testament (1983)

Hit The Road (2021)

Flop House 2024 BoCo TEASER!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Wed, 20 Mar 2024 17:49:45 +0000

Hear a teaser of this year's bonus episode about SPAWN (1997), as well as a rundown of some of our other bonus content from the past and planned for the future, all available to Maximum Fun members who support the show at the $5 a month or more tier.

Go Fact Yourself #MaxFunDrive Kick-off Spectacular featuring Jackie Kashian, Jeremy Bent, John Moe, and Dan McCoy

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 09:00:00 +0000

This special network wide event is a celebration of The MaxFunDrive! If you’d like to support podcasts you love for just $5 a month and get bonus gifts in the process, go to maximumfun.org/join.

We’re kicking off the most exciting time of the year for the MaxFun Network with a trivia game show featuring hosts from tons of great podcasts.

J. Keith van Straaten and Helen Hong from “Go Fact Yourself” are joined by:

Jackie Kashian -“The Jackie and Laurie Show”

Jeremy Bent -“Eurovangelists”

John Moe

- “Depresh Mode with John Moe” and “Sleeping With Celebrities”

and y'all in the Flop House feed know Dan already!

FH Mini 99 - The Peach Pit Welcomes Hallie!

Sat, 16 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Stuart returns from Australia to spring everyone's favorite podcast about the podcast The Flop House on an unsuspecting Hallie-- and also, somehow, muscle himself into an episode in the past?

Do you live in or around BROOKLYN, NEW YORK or OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you!

MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now and get access to bonus content by becoming a member at maximumfun.org/join.

Ep. #419 - Cat Person, with Hallie Haglund

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Hallie Haglund, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 9 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Stuart was antipodes-bound, for his Australian rambles, when we taped this one, but fear not! In his absence we recruited Hallie Haglund, noted STAR OF THE SHOW to discuss Cat Person with us, and thank god we did, because left to our own devices, we doubt that two dudes would be quite as effective at exploring the dissection of gender w/r/t hetero dating relationships that Cat Person brings to the table (straight from the hit New Yorker short story of the same name). Did we do it justice? Only one way to find out!

Do you live in or around BROOKLYN, NEW YORK or OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you

Wikipedia page for Cat Person

Recommended in this episode:

Waitress: The Musical (2023)

One, Two, Three (1961)

The River (1951)

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Ep. #418 - Cool as Ice, LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 2 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

We're gearing up for Max Fun Drive pretty soon (3/18-29), so as a reminder of why you love us so SO much, instead of a regularly-scheduled mini we're dropping ANOTHER full live episode from our recent west coast tour! This one was taped at the Aladdin in Portland, in front of one of the hottest crowds we've ever been blessed with, discussing one of the silliest movies we've ever discussed -- the Vanilla Ice starrer Cool As Ice!

Wikipedia page for Cool as Ice

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Ep.#417 - Exorcist: Believer

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 24 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

It takes a brave creative team to give Exorcist II: The Heretic a run for its money as worst "Exorcist" film, but at least part two was lovably batshit and a work of care and pearsonal vision, even if that vision was really weird. Exorcist: Believer on the other hand? Oof. You'll have to listen to find out.

Do you live in or around BROOKLYN, NEW YORK or OXFORD, ENGLAND? We’ve got upcoming LIVE SHOWS for you!

Wikipedia page for Exorcist: Believer

Recommended in this episode:

Sorcerer (1977)

Dicks: The Musical (2023)

Carrie (1952)

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FH Mini 98 - In the Public Domain

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 17 Feb 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Elliott uses the occasion of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain to explore other free IP we could mine for dollars.

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Flop House ANNOUNCEMENT - LIVE IN ENGLAND

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Wed, 14 Feb 2024 20:35:01 +0000

If you go over to https://www.flophousepodcast.com/events/ you’ll see some exciting new live shows!

We’re going to the UK for the first time, with TWO shows in Oxford, England, on May 24th at Oxford Town Hall, as part of the brand new Saint Audio Podcast Festival. The early show is at 7pm and the late one’s at 9pm and we’ll be discussing different movies at each one: The Avengers (from 1998 starring Ralph Finnes and Uma Thurman), and Spice World starring the Spice Girls!

So, again, go over to

https://www.flophousepodcast.com/events/

for all the information and ticket links for those shows in Oxford, England on May 24th (and one in Brooklyn, NY on March 31st!)

Ep. #416 - Cobra, LIVE!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 10 Feb 2024 13:54:04 +0000

We're giving you one more live show from our recent west coast tour, before returning to regular "in studio" episodes next week. Please enjoy our discussion of perhaps Sylvester Stallone's grimiest, most 80's action movie, Cobra, recorded live at the Rio Theater in Vancouver, British Columbia.

Wikipedia page for Cobra

Ep. #415 - Gigli, LIVE from SF Sketchfest!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 3 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

In case you hadn't heard through one of our many annoying-but-necessary-to-our-livelihood plugs, The Flop House has been on tour! That's why, instead of getting a normal Flop House mini, on this mini-saturday, you're getting this slightly-shorter FULL EPISODE! Recorded live at Cobb's Comedy Club (who were so nice to us) as part of San Francisco Sketchfest, here's our discussion of legendary 2003 megabomb, Gigli!

Ep.#414 - Kangaroo Jack

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

We're currently on the road as part of our "Errors Tour," so we don't have many show notes other than to say for this episode we flashed back to legendary bad movie Kangaroo Jack, and it's a hot one!

Want to see our faces? You have a few more days 'til the end of January to check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, or you could get tickets to see us in Los Angeles on Sunday 1/28.

Wikipedia page for Kangaroo Jack

Recommended in this episode:

Dr. Caligari (1989)

The Iron Claw (2023)

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

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FH Mini 97 - The Theatrical Experience

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 20 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Stuart leads the gang in a general discussion about going OUT to the movies, where the popcorn is extra oily and heartbreak feels good.

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Ep.#413 - Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Zack Snyder, we just can't seem to quit you. Not out of any particular affection, but because you just won't stop making movies. This one (technically) qualifies. We talk about Star W-- sorry, "Rebel Moon."

Want to see our faces? Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, or get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour.

Wikipedia page for Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire

Recommended in this episode:

Caine Mutiny Court Martial (2023)

Anatomy of a Fall (2023)

You Are Not I (1981)

FH Mini 96 - The Flop House Autofill Interview

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 6 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Dan got tired and decided to have Google do his homework for him.

Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here! Or get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour.

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Ep. #412 - Leave the World Behind

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 30 Dec 2023 16:27:06 +0000

Apologies for the slightly slow appearance of this episode. Holidays, travels, and sickness all played a part, but it's here now! We discuss the latest Netflix hit(?) and one of Obama's favorite movies of the year (?!?) Leave the World Behind!

Want to see our faces? Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, or get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour.

Wikipedia page for Leave the World Behind

Recommended in this episode:

May December

You Hurt My Feelings

Born to Dance

FH Mini 95 - The Best Christmas Podcast Ever

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 23 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Elliott quizzes Dan on the nativity story, so they can modernize it into a hit blockbuster.

Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here!

Get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour.

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Ep. #411 - Santa with Muscles, with Alonso Duralde

Sat, 16 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

You've heard about Santa, but have you heard about SANTA WITH MUSCLES? No? Well, that's probably for the best, but we discuss it anyway, with the aid of our ace Christmas correspondent, Mr. Alonso Duralde, who's become a holiday tradition around these parts.

Want to see our faces? Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, or get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour.

Wikipedia page for Santa with Muscles

Recommended in this episode:

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (2008) (For fans of cheesy Xmas movies)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

When Evil Lurks (2023)

The Holdovers (2023)

Godzilla Minus One (2023)

L'immensità (2022)

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FH Mini 94 - Outside the Actors Studio - Val Kilmer

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 9 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

The Iceman cometh! Stuart takes us on a tour through some highlights in the career of Val Kilmer, an actor that fascinates him.

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Ep. #410 - The Flash

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 2 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We come not to praise the DCCU, but to bury it. Except not TOO aggressively, because there's some okay stuff in here. We dunno. It's complicated. Just listen to us discuss one of the multiple multiverse superhero films, and arguably the least noteable: The Flash!

Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV!

Wikipedia page for The Flash

Recommended in this episode:

Dream Scenario (2023)

Saltburn (2023)

The Human Condition Trilogy (1959-61)

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Full West Coast Tour Details!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Tue, 28 Nov 2023 21:12:38 +0000

FLOP HOUSE "ERRORS" TOUR

All west coast dates, movies, and ticket links!

Vancouver - Cobra - 1/24/24

Portland - Cool As Ice - 1/25/24

SF - Gigli - 1/26/24

LA - Spawn - 1/28/24

FH Mini 93 - Happy Thanksgiving

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 25 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Dan has assembled a cinematic feast, for Elliott and Stu to fill their plates.

Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here!

Get tickets for a stop on our January 2024 West Coast Tour.

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Ep.#409 - Mafia Mamma, with Hallie Haglund

Sat, 18 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

When a film hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a-mamma. Christmas came early for Stuart this year, as we FINALLY get to discuss his new favorite movie, Mafia Mamma. And to sweeten the deal, everyone's favorite Flop House sometime-co-host and star of the show, Hallie Haglund, dropped by to join in the fun! Not to put any of our other shows down, but THIS IS A GOOD ONE, FOLKS.

Wikipedia page for Mafia Mamma

Recommended in this episode:

A Haunting in Venice (2023)

Suitable Flesh (2023)

Property (2022)

You Can Count On Me (2000)

FH Mini 92 - Auntie War

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 11 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

In honor of Veteran's Day, Elliott does the obvious thing -- talk about aunts in film.

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Ep.#408 - Waterworld, with Todd Vaziri

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Todd Vaziri) — Sat, 4 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Special effects WIZARD Todd Vaziri joins us to discuss a flop so EPIC it had multiple nicknames about how it was a flop (but still has some pretty great special effects). That's right, we're discussing 1995's infamous bomb: Waterworld! And don't worry, fans of more recent bad movie discussion -- next episode we leap Back to the Present with a discussion of Mafia Mamma.

Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV!

If you want to help out crew members and others affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike, you can Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here.

The Wikipedia page for Waterworld

Recommended in this episode:

Blackberry (2023)

Past Lives (2023)

Heartburn (1986)

FH Mini 91 – Best Horror Villains, Part 2

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 28 Oct 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We wrap up our discussion ranking the iconic horror movie villains — and the winner may surprise you!

Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here!

Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund, to support those still affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike.

Ep. #407 - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 21 Oct 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We're currently on the road for our L.A. live shows, so the notes for this Shocktober week are a little abbreviated -- we watched Friday the 13th, Part VIII -- Jason Takes Manhattan!

Check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV!

If you want to help out crew members and others affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike, you can Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here.

The Wikipedia page for Jason Takes Manhattan

Recommended in this episode:

Alien: Resurrection (1997)

The Blackening (2022)

Ravenous (1999)

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FH Mini 91 - Best Horror Villains, Part 1

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 14 Oct 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Stuart leads Dan and Elliott in a discussion ranking the iconic horror movie villains -- and the conversation was so fruitful, we decided to split it in two parts, with the second to come later this Shocktober!

Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here!

Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund, to support those still affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike.

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Ep. #406 - Ghoulies

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 7 Oct 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Well, they said they'd get us in the end, and I guess they were right! We couldn't avoid those little beasties anymore, and decided to kick off our 80's flashback Shocktober with the oft-mentioned, but never fully discussed tiny creature feature Ghoulies!

If you live in Los Angeles, you can get tix for your choice of TWO live shows at Vidiots on 10/19. And if you prefer watching us from the comfort of home, check out our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV!

If you want to help out crew members and others affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike, you can Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here.

The Wikipedia page for Ghoulies

Recommended in this episode:

No One Will Save You (2023)

The Birdcage (1996)

Late Autumn (1960)

FH Mini 90 - Cruising Along, with Jonathan Coulton and Paul Sabourin

Sat, 30 Sep 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We welcome singer-songwriter Jonathan Coulton and Paul Sabourin of Paul and Storm to talk about cruise ship movies, in honor of their annual seagoing nerdfest, the JoCo Cruise!

Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here!

Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund, to support those still affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike.

Ep.#405 - The Legend of the Roller Blade Seven

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 23 Sep 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We're having an absolutely legendary Smalltember. First we covered The Legend of the Titanic, and now we're looking into The Legend of the Roller Blade Seven. Apparently they're legendary, but forgive us for being unfamiliar until now. It was made using a system RB7 star/co-writer/producer Scott Shaw dubbed "Zen Filmmaking." According to his wiki, this is a "style of filmmaking where no screenplay and scripts are used in the creation of a movie." We'll see if getting zen delivers a good movie, or whether it's better to... y'know... write things out and plan them ahead of time.

If you live in Los Angeles, you can get tix for your choice of TWO live shows at Vidiots on 10/19. And if you prefer watching us from the comfort of home, check out more info about our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV!

Due to the ongoing WGA – SAG/AFTRA strikes, we’re hitting pause on current releases, and focusing on some films 90’s kids might remember. If you want to help out crew members and others supported by the entertainment strikes, you can Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here.

The Wikipedia page for The Roller Blade Seven

Recommended in this episode:

The Dark Backward (1991)

Root (board game)

American Boy (1978)

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FH Mini 89 - Screen Gems

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 16 Sep 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Elliott quizzes Dan and Stu on cinematic treasures.

We’ve changed how we’re running FLOP TV — now all of the shows will be up until late January, so that even if you buy a season pass late in the season, you’ll have access to EVERY episode until then. You can buy tickets here!

Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund, to support those affected by the WGA strike.

Ep.#404 - The Legend of the Titanic

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 9 Sep 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Due to the ongoing WGA - SAG/AFTRA strikes, we’re hitting pause on current releases, and focusing on some films 90’s kids will remember. And while we doubt most Smalltember(vember?) movies are union signatories, we decided to keep the train a rollin' anyway and make this a 90s flashback Smalltember! We kick it off with 1999's Italian-Korean-American co-production The Legend of the Titanic -- a bizarre attempt to cash in on James Cameron 1997 mega-blockbuster Titanic, in the form of an animated film featuring a similar star-crossed romance, but with a lot more talking animals.

Check out more info about our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets!

Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here, to support those affected by the WGA strike.

The Wikipedia page for The Legend of the Titanic

Recommended in this episode:

Doctor Death (1989)

Blow Out (1981)

The Murder of Mr Devil (1970)

Rouge (1987)

FH Mini 88 - Motion Picture Puzzle Palace

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 2 Sep 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Stuart provides puzzling problems to perplex his perspicacious pals.

Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund, to support those affected by the WGA strike.

Ep.#403 - Wild Wild West

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 26 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Due to the ongoing refusal of the AMPTP to negotiate in good faith with the WGA or with our union brothers and sisters in SAG/AFTRA, we’re hitting pause on discussing current releases, and focusing on some films 90’s kids will remember. This week, we talk Wild Wild West (the 1999 movie version of the 60's sci-fi western TV show) a blockbuster mega-bomb that nearly ended multiple careers!

Check out more info about our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets!

Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here, to support those affected by the WGA strike.

The wiki-wild Wikipedia page for wiki-Wild Wild West

Recommended in this episode:

Caché (2005)

How To Blow Up A Pipeline (2022)

Marjoe (1972)

FH Mini 87 - Jim Possible?

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 19 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Dan walks Elliott and Stuart through some of the 90s output of critically-reviled actor Jim Belushi, trying to answer the question, "what would make a Jim Belushi movie appealing to you?"

We've changed how we're running FLOP TV -- now all of the shows will be up until late January, so that even if you buy a season pass late in the season, you'll have access to EVERY episode until then. You can buy tickets here!

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Ep.#402 - The Net

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 12 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Due to the ongoing refusal of the AMPTP to negotiate in good faith with the WGA or with our union brothers and sisters in SAG/AFTRA, we've decided to hit pause on discussing more current releases, since (in our own bizarro way) it could promote that work. Instead, we're using this opportunity to go back in time and discuss some silly releases from the past, starting out with some films 90's kids will remember. This week, we're discussing 1995's Sandra Bullock techno-thriller The Net, a movie about the horrors of the internet that seemed prescient and terrifying at the time, and now just seems kind of goofy, considering that the horrors of the internet were way different than those it imagines.

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Wikipedia page for The Net

Recommended in this episode:

Camera Man, by Dana Stevens (a cultural biography of Buster Keaton)

Dressed to Kill (1980)

Sing and Like It (1934)

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FH Mini 86 - Watch Which?

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 5 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Elliott points out that, pre-Barbenheimer, two big movies had frequently been released on the same day. It's true! You can look it up! He runs Dan and Stu through a battle of wits, exploring other mismatched matchups from cinema past.

Tonight's the premiere night of FLOP TV, and you can buy tickets here! If you can't watch tonight, you have a two week viewing window to catch up at your leisure!

Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here, to support those affected by the WGA strike.

Ep. #401 - Book Club: The Next Chapter

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 29 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

When last we saw our book club pals, they were getting all horned up and making life changes based on 50 Shades of Grey. Now that they're reading The Alchemist, we can only assume they're out there exerting their control over the elements. Join us as we explore this exciting new addition to the "Jane Fonda hangs out with 3 other elderly actresses" cinematic universe!

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Wikipedia page for Book Club: The Next Chapter

Recommended in this episode:

The Girl Chewing Gum (1976)

hammocks

tank tops

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FH Mini 85 - The Peach Pit 3: Art & Coffee

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Stuart brings back the Peach Pit, everyone's favorite after-show about The Flop House, to quiz The Original Peaches about our opinions on fine art and answer a few questions straight from Stu's DMs.

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Ep. #400 - Troll 2

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 15 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

It's a goddamn milestone -- 400 mainline episodes over 16 years of The Flop House! (And that's not counting all of the FH Minis, and the Movie Minutes of yore!) Thus, we took a break from our usual modus operandi of watching less-artistically-successful modern movies, and we treated ourselves with one of the classics of the bad movie canon (so much so that it's the topic of the extremely enjoyable documentary Best Worst Movie). That's right: we're talking about TROLL 2, the film that has absolutely nothing to do with the original Troll other than a title and a fondness for rubber creatures!! It's been memed! It's been giffed! And now it's been Flop Housed!

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Wikipedia page for Troll 2

Movies recommended in this episode:

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

No Hard Feelings (2023)

Little Murders (1971)

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Flop House Classics - Fateful Findings

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Fri, 14 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

In honor of our upcoming 400th episode, we're picking some classics to revisit!

Dan introduces FATEFUL FINDINGS, the film that introduced us to Neil Breen.

Originally released as episode 187 on 09.19.2015

**apologies for any sound issues/wrongheaded past statements-- we hope to have improved since then!

Flop House Classic - Stolen

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Wed, 12 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

In honor of our upcoming 400th episode, we're picking some classics to revisit!

Stu introduces STOLEN, one of our faves from St. Nicholas Cage.

Originally released as episode 124 on 04.20.2013

**apologies for any sound issues/wrongheaded past statements-- we hope to have improved since then!

Flop House Classic - No Deposit

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Mon, 10 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

In honor of our upcoming 400th episode, we're picking some classics to revisit!

Elliott introduces NO DEPO$IT, the film that introduced us to Frank D'Angelo.

Originally released as episode 212 on 09.03.2016

**apologies for any sound issues/wrongheaded past statements-- we hope to have improved since then!

FH Mini 84 - The Peach Boys Smile

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 8 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Dan leads Elliott and Stuart in a discussion of the non-movie things they do to stay happy and sane. (But don't worry, film fans -- there's still plenty of movie talk scattered around. We can't help ourselves!)

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Ep. #399 The Super Mario Bros. Movie

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 1 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Is this the most popular, highest-grossing movie we've ever done? Possibly! We're too lazy to put in the legwork to check. Why don't YOU do it, for a school project about statistics or economics or some shit. Anyway, the point is, we used the "or CRITICAL flop" loophole (42 on Metacritc) so we could watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Don't at us. Or do, whatever, we're not your dad.

Wikipedia page for The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Movies recommended in this episode:

Women Talking (2022)

We Are Who We Are (2020)

Larks on a String (1969)

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FH Mini 83 - Top 10 Sexiest Gremlins, with Brendan Hay

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 24 Jun 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Executive Producer of the all-new animated series Gremlins: Secrets of the Mogwai (and our pal) Brendan Hay joins us, for Elliott's canonical sexiness rankings of those compact green snacks, the grembleings.

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Ep.#398 - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 17 Jun 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We've talked about the Sony corner of Marvel more than once, but the relative high quality of MCU movies has saved them from our scrutiny... until now! What did we make of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, a film whose very title is a pain in the ass to type out for these show notes? Listen to find out!

Wikipedia page for Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Movies recommended in this episode:

Torque (2004)

What's Love Got To Do With It (1993)

Miami Blues (1990)

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FH Mini 82 – Tuboy Talkin' Tube to 2 Dudes Today, Yes Way 2

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 10 Jun 2023 08:00:00 +0000

It's exactly what it says in the title. What could possibly be clearer?

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Ep# 397 - 65

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 3 Jun 2023 08:00:00 +0000

It's got Adam Driver! It's got dinosaurs! It's got a numerical title that sounds like a sports biopic and makes the title of this podcast episode look confusing! What more do you want? Well, it turns out that 65 needs a LITTLE more than all that to be a real movie, but at least it's out there trying.

Wikipedia page for 65

Movies recommended in this episode:

Beau Is Afraid (2023)

Air (2023)

Park Row (1952)

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FH Mini 81 - The Field House

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 May 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Elliott, mega-sporto that he is, challenges Stuart and Dan to see who's the number one sports movie fan.

Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here, to support those affected by the WGA strike, if you’re so inclined.

Episode #396 - 80 for Brady

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 20 May 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We watch a film about four octogenarian women going to the Super Bowl, because apparently that's a full concept for a movie these days? Like, just... older people seeing football? That's a movie? Anyway, it's called 80 for Brady and we watched it. One of us even liked it, so if you enjoy listening to the other two being dumbfounded, this is the episode for you.

Wikipedia page for 80 for Brady

Movies recommended in this episode:

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)

Evil Dead Rise (2023)

The Hellstrom Chronicle (1971)

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FH Mini 80 - Behind the Scenes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 May 2023 08:00:00 +0000

After a little talk about the writers' strike (donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here, if you're so inclined), Dan takes us behind the scenes at Flop House HQ.

Episode #395 - The Pope's Exorcist

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 6 May 2023 08:00:00 +0000

You wanna movie about Russell Crowe, he drive around on a Vespa, maybe getta rid of some demons? Ho boy, The Pope's Exorcist gonna make something real nice for you! That's right, we all took field trips for a rare Flop House in the aisles (although who knows if The Pope's Exorcist will still be playing in any theaters by the time this comes out)!

Wikipedia page for The Pope's Exorcist

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Pope's Exorcist

The Witch: Part 1 - The Subversion

The Witch: Part 2 - The Other One

The Appointments of Dennis Jennings

FH Mini 79 - Trailer Time in Teasertown

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 29 Apr 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Stuart runs us through some of those tantalizing, teasing trailers.

Streaming TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH still available!

Here's a playlist of all the trailers we discuss in this episode!

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Episode #394 - Your Place or Mine, with Hallie Haglund

Sat, 22 Apr 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Yeah yeah yeah, Ashton Kutcher and Reese Witherspoon, whatever, let's talk about REAL STAR POWER -- Hallie Haglund! Hallie's back! HALLIE! HALLIE! HALLIE! She joins us to discuss our second romcom in a row: Your Place or Mine, a nonsensical romp about a week-long accountancy course, and also love.

TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH! The show premieres TONIGHT, April 22, and will be viewable for two weeks thereafter!

Wikipedia page for Your Place or Mine

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Movie Orgy

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

The Ascent

Alice, Darling (Hallie has RECANTED this recommendation after seeing the full movie)

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FH Mini 78 - Don't Mess With Taxes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Apr 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Elliott guides us in a cinematic celebration of everyone's favorite holiday -- tax day!

Streaming TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH now available!

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Episode #393 - Ticket to Paradise

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 8 Apr 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Huh. Traditionally, one gets TWO tickets to paradise, but I guess we didn't get a plus one. You know what? Climb into our luggage, so you can join us as we discuss Ticket to Paradise, a holdover from an earlier era when we still had movie stars, and used them to paper over not having much else.

Streaming TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH now available!

Wikipedia page for Ticket to Paradise

Movies recommended in this episode:

John Wick: Chapter 4

Michael Clayton

Chameleon Street

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Streaming Show Announcement - Battlefield Earth!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Mon, 3 Apr 2023 00:00:00 +0000

We interrupt our usual feed for a special announcement! For the first time EVER we're bringing one of our live stage shows worldwide, via the magic of the web. We've done special webstream events before, of course, but this will be a professionally shot and fully edited taping of our most recent in-person live show, available to watch online!

Did you REALLY want to see us discuss BATTLEFIELD EARTH, one of the most notorious flops of all time, but you don't live in/couldn't make it to Brooklyn? Now you can, with all the stage presentations and performances intact!

VIP online meet-and-greet packages are also available, if you wanna check in and chat with us, as well as limited edition merch, and if you watch during one of the programmed screening times, we'll all be in the chat watching along and commenting with you. (But don't worry if you can't do those specific times -- the event will stay available within the viewing window for you to watch at your leisure.)

All of the details and links to purchase tickets at: https://www.flophousepodcast.com/stream

FH Mini 77 - The Flop House: Movie Doctors

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 1 Apr 2023 08:00:00 +0000

As a thank-you for everyone who became a new or upgrading member during Max Fun Drive 2023 or has been a sustaining member for years, we've provided some bespoke movie recommendations for some fortunate listeners who reached out in response to our call! (If we didn't get to yours this time around, fear not! We hope to do more in the future.)

If you haven't become a member yet, this is an amnesty weekend! There's still time! You haven't missed it! Boy, you there, what day is it today? Today? Why it's Max Fun Day, sir! Become a member and support the podcasts you love at maximumfun.org/join!

If you're in Brooklyn, see this in time, and there are still tix left, come see us at The Bell House on April 2!

Episode #392 - The Bubble

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 25 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

It's Max Fun Drive time (if you haven't already, please consider becoming a member of Maximum Fun and supporting The Flop House), and we decided to give ourselves a real challenge for this one -- we watched the Judd Apatow "hey maybe there's something funny about this pandemic" Netflix all-star "comedy" The Bubble. Did it make our heads explode with exasperated fury? Listen to find out!

Wikipedia page for The Bubble

Movies recommended in this episode:

Psycho II (1983)

Light of Day (1987)

Day for Night (1973)

The Heroic Trio (1993)

Greatest Trek! A Crossover Mess-Around

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 12:00:00 +0000

Adam and Ben from Greatest Trek joined us recently to record some bonus content that should be available for members in the Max Fun 2023 boco feed. We had fun, so we also recorded this little hangout of us messing around. We promote the bonus ep (a discussion of Airplane II: The Sequel, a film that does not "star" William Shatner, no matter what people might have you believe), talk a little about podcasting, and encourage folks to become members of max fun, at maximumfun.org/join. Sure, it's essentially just kind of a long advertisement for Maximum Fun, but it's a funny, profane one, with a lot of fucking around. Hey, some people watch the Super Bowl for the ads!

FH Mini 76 - The Peach Pit, MFD Edition

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sun, 19 Mar 2023 20:00:00 +0000

Stuart takes us through another episode of "The Peach Pit," everyone's favorite after-show for The Flop House that's also just a part of the regular Flop House.

Come see us at The Bell House, on April 2!

Become a supporting member, at https://maximumfun.org/join/

Feed Drop - New Mini Coming Tomorrow!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Just a note to let you know that, for internal reasons relating to the MFD, we're pushing the release of this one mini to late Sunday, March 19. In general the release schedule will remain the same.

In the meanwhile, why not check out our newly-somewhat-busy YouTube channel?

Episode #391 - Critters, with Steven Kostanski

Sat, 11 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

The listener who entered our Sexy Xenomorph contest under the name "Do Critters Next" asked us to "Do Critters next," so we did Critters next, which has ceased to become "next" and is now now. And who better to join us for this slice of silly 80s monster horror than a man whose own films bear the influence of that horror decade, Stephen Kostanski, the director of Psycho Goreman, the movie that turned Stuart Wellington into a brain in a tube.

Wikipedia page for Critters

Movies recommended in this episode:

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

Before Sunrise (1995)

Girlfriends (1978)

Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go To College (1991)

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FH Mini 75 - Battle of the Streaming Networks

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 4 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Dan puts on his gamesmaster hat, to run Elliott and Stu through a gamut of short games, based on the movie offerings of various streaming services.

Come see us at The Bell House, on April 2!

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Episode #390 – Beast

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 25 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Idris Elba is undoubtedly a great actor, a charismatic presence, and a handsome man par excellence, but... maybe he needs to fire his agent? After all, this is his EIGHTH appearance in a Flop House movie (possibly there were more; we didn't count that carefully), so it's fair to say that his movie roles have never quite matched up to his best work on TV, or his talents in general. Is Beast the one that will break the streak? He DOES punch a lion...

Wikipedia page for Beast

Movies recommended in this episode:

Tough Guys Don't Dance

A Wounded Fawn

Dark Star

FH Mini 74 - Tuboy Talkin' Tube to 2 Dudes Today, Yes Way

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 18 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Stuart "Tuboy" Wellington brings back his popular Flop House mini format of "forget about movies, what about television for a while?" and Dan and Elliott follow him for some free-rangin' TV talk!

Come see us at The Bell House, on April 2!

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Ep. #389 - Poker Face

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 11 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

No, not Rian Johnson and Natasha Lyonne's riff on Columbo, Poker Face, nor even Lady Gaga's early hit single. The Poker Face we discuss in this episode is a Russell Crowe project through and through, with him not only starring, but writing and directing as well! It's nice that the man is branching out. Too bad this movie takes so damn long to figure out what it's about!

Wikipedia page for Poker Face

Movies recommended in this episode:

The People's Joker

Infinity Pool

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

California Split

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FH Mini 73 - The 73rd Flop House Mini

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 4 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Our esteemed host for the mini, Mr. Elliott Kalan, takes Dan and Stu on a tour through Oscar history by quizzing them on some of the most forgettable Best Picture winners of all time.

Episode #388 - Don't Worry Darling

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 28 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Booksmart was one of Dan's favorite movies of its year. Director Olivia Wilde's big-budget follow-up, Don't Worry Darling... has problems. Dan, Stu, and Elliott chat about them, while mostly ignoring the extra-textural hubbub around the movie. Mostly. Don't worry, darlings. Or do. We aren't your dads.

Wikipedia page for Don't Worry Darling

Movies recommended in this episode:

Matinee

Kaithi

The Garden of Women

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FH Mini 72 - Numb3r Stat10ns

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 21 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

This is one of the zanier minis we've done -- so much so, that we kind of don't even want to spoil it for you. Just take a number, and dive right in!

Vote for your favorite Sexy Xenomorph music video!

Come see us at The Bell House, on April 2! We've picked the movie by now: we'll be discussing BATTLEFIELD EARTH!

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Ep. #387 - Black Adam

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 14 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We start the new year off with a BIG movie, especially according to its star, Mr. Dwayne Mr. "The Rock" E. Normous Johnson. It's Black Adam, a superhero probably even fewer of you have heard of than Shazam (nee Captain Marvel), in whose pages B. Adam first appeared. He's not your daddy's superhero, in that he kills a bunch of people, but he probably is your daddy's (or granddaddy's) superhero in the sense that he's from 1945. Anyway, they made a long, boring movie about him, so we talk about it.

ALSO: It's time to VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SEXY XENOMORPH MUSIC VIDEO! Polls close at the end of the month, so register your opinion now!

Wikipedia page for Black Adam

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Intern

Aftersun

The Banshees of Inisherin

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FH Mini 71 - '22 in Review

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 7 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Hope you're ready for a "mini" that's as long as one of our regular episodes! With the new year just beginning, Dan, Stuart, and Elliott look back and discuss their top movies of 2022 (with the caveat that none of us has the time to see everything in the "best of '22 conversation), and also branch out to some other highlights and lowlights of the year in film.

Ep.# 386 - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, with Alonso Duralde

Sat, 31 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Mr. Christmas himself, Alonso Duralde, of many other podcasts, returns to dissect the third, and most narratively sweaty, of the Santa Clause trilogy, "The Escape Clause." Also, if you're wondering who stole Cagemas, Dan says a few words about it. Let's not say "goodbye" let's just say "congratulations, Mr. Cage, on paying off your castles."

Wikipedia page for The Santa Clause 3

Movies recommended in this episode:

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TODAY is your LAST CHANCE to enter the SEXY XENOMORPH VIDEO CONTEST! The entry period ends with 2022!

Sexy Xenomorph Contest: Full Rules —

To enter the contest, make a music video for the song Sexy Xenomorph (link to song in show notes) in a style of your choosing.
Once you’ve completed your masterpiece, upload it as a public video on YouTube with the words “Sexy Xenomorph” somewhere in the title, and be sure to credit the music to Howell Dawdy’s Fast Track and The Flop House podcast somewhere in the video or video description.
Once the video is uploaded, email a link to us at flophousepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line “Sexy Xenomorph Contest.”
We’ll be accepting entries up to midnight on New Year’s Eve, 2022.
Once we have all the entries, the Flop House gang will pick our favorite ones – somewhere between 5 and 10 depending on how many entries we get – and we’ll set up a page on our website where people can vote on who wins.
The winner will get a Flop House prize pack and will get to pick a movie for us to cover.

FH Mini 70 - Xmas Movies?

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 24 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000

What even is a Christmas movie anyway?

Episode #385 - Amsterdam

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 17 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Stick an Academy Award-nominated director with three of the most acclaimed actors currently working and an absolutely berzerk cavalcade of supporting stars and the resulting movie's gotta be fantastic, right? Right? We test that theory with a viewing of the wildly critically-mixed (at best) Amsterdam. One of us kinda liked it. The others ridicule it extensively. It's all good fun.

Wikipedia page for Amsterdam

Movies recommended in this episode:

Rolling Thunder

Double Lover

Fruit of Paradise

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For those wishing to enter the SEXY XENOMORPH VIDEO CONTEST, here is a direct link to the isolated song file for the song of the winter, Sexy Xenomorph.

Sexy Xenomorph Contest: Full Rules —

To enter the contest, make a music video for the song Sexy Xenomorph (link to song in show notes) in a style of your choosing.
Once you’ve completed your masterpiece, upload it as a public video on YouTube with the words “Sexy Xenomorph” somewhere in the title, and be sure to credit the music to Howell Dawdy’s Fast Track and The Flop House podcast somewhere in the video or video description.
Once the video is uploaded, email a link to us at flophousepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line “Sexy Xenomorph Contest.”
We’ll be accepting entries up to midnight on New Year’s Eve, 2022.
Once we have all the entries, the Flop House gang will pick our favorite ones – somewhere between 5 and 10 depending on how many entries we get – and we’ll set up a page on our website where people can vote on who wins.
The winner will get a Flop House prize pack and will get to pick a movie for us to cover.

FH Mini #69 - Gnome Named Gnorm Gnews, with Parker Bennett

Sat, 10 Dec 2022 08:05:00 +0000

You remember Flop House superstar, Parker Bennett, right? He co-wrote the legendarily strange Super Mario Bros, and we talked to him about his experiences with that movie in FH Mini 39. Well, he heard us mention A Gnome Named Gnorm in our recent mini with Griffin Newman and dropped us a line to reveal he and his partner did some punch-up on everyone's favorite buddy comedy starring a horrific gnome and Anthony Michael Hall. So he's back to share more tales of his fascinating career!

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Ep. #384 - Marmaduke (2022)

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 3 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Wait didn't we do this movie before? Don't be ridiculous. That was Marmaduke (2010) this is Marmaduke (2022). How could you possibly have mixed that up? Anyway, this ain't your daddy's Marmaduke, provided you have a very young daddy (in the case of the previous film) or a very old daddy (who loves the comic). This is the animated one for Netflix, with Pete Davidson as the titular Duke of Marma. Does it make the previous one look like the Citizen Kane of Marmaduke films? Kinda!

Also, for those wishing to enter the SEXY XENOMORPH VIDEO CONTEST, here is a direct link to the isolated song file for the song of the winter, Sexy Xenomorph. Contest rules can be found down below, if you prefer reading them with your eye-holes over hearing them with your ear-holes.

Wikipedia page for Marmaduke

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Fabelmans

Bones and All

Too Late for Tears

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Sexy Xenomorph Contest: Full Rules —

To enter the contest, make a music video for the song Sexy Xenomorph (link to song in show notes) in a style of your choosing.
Once you’ve completed your masterpiece, upload it as a public video on YouTube with the words “Sexy Xenomorph” somewhere in the title, and be sure to credit the music to Howell Dawdy’s Fast Track and The Flop House podcast somewhere in the video or video description.
Once the video is uploaded, email a link to us at flophousepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line “Sexy Xenomorph Contest.”
We’ll be accepting entries up to midnight on New Year’s Eve, 2022.
Once we have all the entries, the Flop House gang will pick our favorite ones – somewhere between 5 and 10 depending on how many entries we get – and we’ll set up a page on our website where people can vote on who wins.
The winner will get a Flop House prize pack and will get to pick a movie for us to cover.

FH Mini 68 - Oops All Nuts

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 26 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Dan leads us on a tour of nut movies. It kind of makes sense when you listen to it.

Ep #383 - The Munsters, with Kevin Maher

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Kevin Maher) — Sat, 19 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Kevin Maher, our old friend, host of Kevin Geeks Out, and author of the new book Santa Doesn't Need Your Help (with illustrations by New Yorker cartoonist Joe Dator) joins us to discuss the straight-to-Netflix film reboot of the old sitcom, The Munsters. And who better to direct this comedy film, than Rob Zombie, the rocker-turned-director known for his... light comic touch?

Wikipedia page for The Munsters

Movies recommended in this episode:

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Sexy Xenomorph Contest: Full Rules --

To enter the contest, make a music video for the song Sexy Xenomorph (link to song in show notes) in a style of your choosing.
Once you’ve completed your masterpiece, upload it as a public video on YouTube with the words “Sexy Xenomorph” somewhere in the title, and be sure to credit the music to Howell Dawdy’s Fast Track and The Flop House podcast somewhere in the video or video description.
Once the video is uploaded, email a link to us at flophousepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Sexy Xenomorph Contest."
We’ll be accepting entries up to midnight on New Year’s Eve, 2022.
Once we have all the entries, the Flop House gang will pick our favorite ones – somewhere between 5 and 10 depending on how many entries we get – and we’ll set up a page on our website where people can vote on who wins.
The winner will get a Flop House prize pack and will get to pick a movie for us to cover.

FH Mini 67 - Newmania! with Griffin Newman

Sat, 12 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

We invite Griffin Newman (of Blank Check fame) on for a mini with an excess of premises. Is it about Griffin addressing the nation? Is it a pop quiz? Is it a quiz GAME? Is it about A Gnome Named Gnorm? Is it another of Stu's Flop House spinoffs in his increasingly large Flop Podcastic Universe? Who knows? The important thing is, WE had fun.

Watch Griffin as an animated chipmunk in the upcoming Disney+ movie, Disenchanted!

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Ep. #382 - Aline

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 5 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

On this episode, we discuss Aline, the movie about a French Canadian diva who becomes wildly popular, marries her manager, plays Vegas, and sings My Heart Will Go On from the film Titanic, but is NOT Celine Dion. She's Aline. ALINE. Oh, and also she has an adult face on a kid's body. Y'know. Aline.

Wikipedia page for Aline

Movies recommended in this episode:

Paganini Horror

Decision to Leave

After Life

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FH Mini 66 - The Peach Pit After Dark

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 29 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Stuart invites Elliott and Dan onto The Peach Pit After Dark, an after show discussing the popular Flop House after show "The Peach Pit"

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Ep. #381 - Countdown (2019)

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 22 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +0000

We talk about Countdown, the film about a killer app. Imagine the terror of ordering what you think will be a delicious plate of mozzarella sticks only to have them viciously... what? It's the OTHER type of app? Aw man. An Internet-based horror movie? Those are never good? Will this one break the curse?

Wikipedia page for Countdown

Movies recommended in this episode:

Tár

El Sur

The Innocents

FH Mini 65 - The Goofs About Charlie

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Elliott ranks his top eleven Charlies from cinema, and the others discuss. Why? It kind of makes sense if you listen. But not really.

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Ep #380 - Orphan: First Kill, with Hallie Haglund

Sat, 8 Oct 2022 08:05:00 +0000

The star of the show, Hallie Haglund, returns to talk about ANOTHER adorable moppet, that incorrigible, family-killin' Esther, who's back 13 years later, for a prequel, where she's even younger! A big swing, fer shure -- does the inaccurately-named Orphan: First Kill pull it off? Find out in the first episode of SHOCKTOBER 2022!

Wikipedia page for Orphan: First Kill

Movies recommended in this episode:

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FH Mini 64 - Goofs Only 90s Kids Will Remember

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 1 Oct 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Dan brings back his popular IMDb Goofs game to challenge Elliott and Stu on their 90s knowledge.

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Ep. #379 - Pinocchio: A True Story

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 24 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

For our second and final Smalltember(vember?) show of 2022, we talk Pinocchio. No, not that one. Not that one either. The Russian one with Pauly Shore. Is that a thing that exists, and not just some weird chain of words we strung together? Apparently! We watched it, so unless it was a collective bi-coastal hallucination, it's real! And we had to watch it, so now you have to listen!

Movies recommended in this episode:

Barbarian

Saloum

The Lady Vanishes

FH Mini 63 - The Peach Pit

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 17 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Stuart welcomes Dan and Elliott to "The Pitch Pit," his Flop House after-show, which is definitely a long-running podcast and not just something he made up for this mini.

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Episode #378 - Amityville in Space

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 10 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Even though the last few years may have made everyone feel unstuck in time, there are still some things you can depend on -- namely that, come the fall, Dan and Elliott will argue about whether it's Smalltember or Smallvember. Anywhooo, we kick off the smallest time of year with Amityville in Space, the movie that dares ask the question "What if Amityville... but in space?"

Movies recommended in this episode:

Resurrection

Bodies Bodies Bodies

The Gangster

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FH Mini 62- The Long-Awaited Wedding Episode

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 3 Sep 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Elliott finally makes honest men of Dan and Stu, by quizzing them about movie marriages.

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Episode #377 - The Gray Man

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 27 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Netflix sure loves to make movies that sit on their home screen for a week or so and then no one talks about again, huh? At least it gave the directors a chance to insult movie theaters. Anyway, we talked about their latest "hit" The Gray Man.

Wikipedia entry for The Gray Man

Movies recommended in this episode:

Lilo & Stitch

The Man Who Could Work Miracles

Nope

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FH Min 61 - Aquatic 80's

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 20 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

In which Dan's premise is very silly.

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EPISODE #376 – Morbius, LIVE!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 13 Aug 2022 08:35:00 +0000

Covid has kept us from in-person live shows for more than two years, but last weekend we made our triumphant return at The Bell House in Brooklyn, and we hope to line up more soonish (in addition to keeping the odd streaming show)! What could possibly live up to that event status? Uh... how about a LIVING VAMPIRE? We discuss Morbius! Fangs to all who came out in person!

Wikipedia entry for Morbius

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FH Mini 60 - StuStu's Podcast Adventure

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 6 Aug 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Stuart tries to explain JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to Dan and Elliott. Are they more confused afterward than they were at the beginning? Perhaps!

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Episode #375 - Short Circuit 2, with Ben Hosley

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Ben Hosley) — Sat, 30 Jul 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Episode 375 is ALIVE! We keep raiding Blank Check for some of our finest guest stars, which is why it was only a matter of time before we'd add "America's finest film critic," Ben Hosley, to that list. And Ben asked if he could do "that stupid robot movie from the 80's," and following a brief round of "Is THIS the Film?, Dan figured out that Ben was asking for Short Circuit 2. Thus it twas spake. Thus it came to pass.

Wikipedia entry for Short Circuit 2

Movies recommended in this episode

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FH Mini 59 - Missed That Movie: Virtual Obsession

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 23 Jul 2022 08:35:00 +0000

It may SOUND like a Cinemax film from the 90s, but Virtual Obsession was actually a 3-hour ABC television EVENT, starring Peter "Caterpillar Brow" Gallagher, Mimi Rogers, and Bridgette Wilson, and directed by Mick "I Know Stephen King" Garris. Will Dan be able to convince Stu and Elliott that they're sad they missed it?

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Episode #374 - Firestarter (2022)

Sat, 16 Jul 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Somehow one of the most boring movies we've EVER covered on the show + Dan recovering from Covid-19 = an especially raucous episode of The Flop House. We suddenly remembered that we could watch horror movies during months that AREN'T October, so we decided to make the ultimate sacrifice to watch Firestarter -- we signed up for Peacock. Did we regret it? Listen to find out!

Wikipedia entry for Firestarter

Movies recommended in this episode

Nanny McPhee

Fire Island

Through a Glass Darkly

FH Mini 58 - Fourth Majure

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 9 Jul 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We may not love the direction the country is headed right now, but at least the recent Independence Day holiday inspired this hilarious game from Elliott!

Episode #373 - Death on the Nile

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 2 Jul 2022 08:30:00 +0000

The Mixed-Review House rolls on with Kenneth Branagh's second outing as Hercule Poirot, Death on the Nile. It's a character he seems committed to playing, despite seemingly having no particular understanding or affinity for the source material. But hey, at least he's keeping the CGI pyramids industry in business!

Wikipedia entry for Death On the Nile

Movies recommended in this episode

Mad God

Miami Vice

Horror Express

FH Mini 57 - The House House

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 25 Jun 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Dan's back in the driver's seat for this mini, and he challenges Elliott and Stu to a game so insidious, it almost breaks the podcast.

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Ep. #372 - Old

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 18 Jun 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Despite its relative financial success and reviews that are more "mixed" than bad, M. Night Shyamalan has become such a FH all-star, that we had to check out Old: The Beach that Olds People. (As Dan is fond of saying, "Don't get hung up on our name.") Unsurprisingly, it gave us a ton to chew on. Please don't be mad at us just cause we don't think it's a masterpiece, Blank Check buddies. Maybe y'all should skip this one. Everyone else in the world -- enjoy!

Wikipedia entry for Old

Movies recommended in this episode

Crimes of the Future

Brotherhood of the Wolf

Mädchen in Uniform

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FH Mini 56 - Missed That Movie! Night of the Juggler

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 11 Jun 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Elliott takes us on another journey through a movie ONE of us have seen, but the others haven't -- in this case, the gritty crime thriller Night of the Juggler, a movie completely devoid of juggling.

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Ep.#371 - The King's Daughter

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 4 Jun 2022 08:30:00 +0000

What's this? An IN-PERSON episode? That's right! Elliott was in town to officiate a wedding, so we took a little time to get together in person and record an episode for y'all. And what movie did we pick for such a special occasion? How about something that showed up on basically every "worst movies" list of last year -- something that sat on the shelf for half a decade and has been in development for 4x that? You guessed it! We tackled Pierce Brosnan's Wig Party aka The King's Daughter!

Wikipedia entry for The King's Daughter

Movies recommended in this episode

Boardinghouse

The Outlaws

Night Nurse

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FH Mini 55 - The Fruit Group, with Chris Weitz

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Chris Weitz) — Sat, 28 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

In which Stuart wastes the time of his friends and an Academy Award-nominated filmmaker by asking us all about our favorite fruits, a food Elliott hates.

Ep. #370 - Moonfall

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 21 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Let the moon faaaallll / when it crumbuuuules / we will watch iiiiit / and all make fun together! Slight hangovers on two of the Flop Boyz (tm) aren't enough to dampen the fun of the profoundly stupid Moonfall, a movie about a falling moon.

Wikipedia entry for Moonfall

Movies recommended in this episode

Delta Space Mission

Drive My Car

A Field in England

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FH Mini 54 - Happy Belated Mother's Day

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 14 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Elliott surprises Dan and Stu with a series of impromptu debate prompts, forcing his co-hosts to argue for the cinema mothers they'd most like to have as moms.

Ep. #369 - Venom: Let There Be Carnage

Sat, 7 May 2022 08:30:00 +0000

The Carnage that was teased at the end of Venom has arrived, albeit with much straighter, non-Ronald McDonald looking hair on Woody Harrelson's head. Cowards. But that's the ONLY part of Venom: Let There Be Carnage that's less goofy than the first one. Hear us dissect this movie like a symbiote eating a human head.

Also, while Max Fun Drive is officially over, there's a weekend amnesty where you can get all the listener thank-yous and such. So this is officially-unofficially our last drive episode. If you can't afford it right now, that's totally fine -- this message is not for you. But if you enjoy the show, and you have the means, consider supporting this podcast and a whole network of great artists over at maximumfun.org/join.

Wikipedia entry for Venom: Let There Be Carnage

Movies recommended in this episode

We're All Going to the World's Fair

The Northman

An American Tragedy

Ep. #368 - The War with Grandpa, with Griffin McElroy

Sat, 30 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

What's this? A BONUS full episode in honor of Max Fun Drive? That's right! It's the Max Fun crossover event of the year! Griffin McElroy has already been a part of one amazing podcast about The War With Grandpa, over on sister Max Fun podcast My Brother My Brother and Me, and that was without even seeing the movie! What will he think now that he's seen it? We had such a fun time talking with him about this bonkers movie, and we hope you'll have just as much fun listening.

And if you love this, or the other stuff we do, consider supporting the show over at maximumfun.org/join. Listener support is what keeps the show coming week after week, and we're grateful that the show is valuable enough to you that you help us make it!

Wikipedia entry for The War with Grandpa

Movies recommended in this episode:

Agnes

C'mon C'mon

The Harder They Fall

Everything Everywhere All at Once

Ep #367 - The Adam Project

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 23 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Weirdly, a constantly-wisecracking Ryan Reynolds isn't less irritating when you add a child version of him making the same smug jokes. Are Netflix's widely-reported woes because they churn out dreck like The Adam Project? The world may never know!

Wikipedia entry for The Adam Project

Movies recommended in this episode:

Everything Everywhere All at Once

Akira

Fighting Elegy

FH Mini 53 - Prolific Pals

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 16 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Fiendish gamemaster Dan returns to quiz the other Peaches on some of the hardest working men in showbiz. Things start goofy and only get goofier when Dan realizes how bad he is at counting.

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Ep. #366 - Deep Water

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 9 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

The erotic thriller is back, baybee! Sure, it has more Ben Affleck gazing lovingly at snails than it used to, but you gotta expect that kind of wear and tear after leaving it in the garage for a couple of decades. This week, the peaches take on Adrian Lyne's direct-to-Hulu cuckold murder-stravaganza Deep Water.

Wikipedia entry for Deep Water

Movies recommended in this episode:

Video Diary of a Lost Girl -- If you want to be added to the mailing list for future screenings/ways to see, message the director through her instagram.

Perfect Blue

I Was a Simple Man

FH Mini 52 - Oscars Roundup 2022

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 2 Apr 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Our Oscars chat is back, baybee! America may have stopped watching, but we're still here!

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FH Mini 51 - Talkin' Toys with T'Elliott

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 19 Mar 2022 08:30:00 +0000

In honor of our Masters of the Universe streaming show (tonight, 3/19 - tickets still available now & for another week!) Elliott takes us on a very silly tour through some of his favorite movie toy tie-ins.

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Episode #364 - Bliss, with Chuck Bryant

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Chuck Bryant, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 12 Mar 2022 08:30:00 +0000

The always affable and delightful Charles Wayne "Chuck" Bryant of the blockbuster-huge Stuff You Should Know podcast joins us to talk about the very odd Bliss, from Amazon Studios, a "what if The Matrix was not-so-secretly Requiem for a Dream" freakout, starring Owen Wilson and Salma Hayek in a series of silly hats.

Wikipedia entry for Bliss

Movies recommended in this episode:

Bracket Feed Drop - SEMIFINALS

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Thu, 10 Mar 2022 22:04:08 +0000

We're in the endgame now, people.

FH Mini 50 - Tuboy Talkin' Tube for Teens to 2 Two Dudes Tonight, That’s Right, with Alex Smith

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Alex Smith) — Sat, 5 Mar 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Stu returns to his smash hit mini format, to discuss the hit show about teens and drugs that everyone's talking about.

Feed Drop - FH Commentary Bracket, Round Two

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 4 Mar 2022 20:20:00 +0000

Update on who's winning the bracket for our bonus commentary!

Ep. #363 - Being the Ricardos, with Alison Rosen

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Alison Rosen) — Sat, 26 Feb 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We've got a new best friend, and it's Alison Rosen! She drops by to discuss the Oscar-nominated Being the Ricardos, a movie that expresses Aaron Sorkin's deep and not at all bizarre understanding of how TV comedy works, and how it's the most solemn, earth-shaking thing that could ever exist, filled with people staring very seriously at jokes until their genius strikes them and they spew an impeccably-worded monologue about someone slipping on bananas, or whatever.

Wikipedia entry for Being the Ricardos

Movies recommended in this episode:

Feed Drop - FH Commentary Bracket, Round One

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 25 Feb 2022 20:22:34 +0000

Who's winning in our brackets? Find out here, without even having to check Twitter!

FH Mini 49 - YOU Choose a Commentary

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We're going to do something a little different for this year's Maximum Fun donors exclusive bonus episode -- our first full-length movie commentary! And we're going to let YOU pick which of our previously-discussed Flop House faves we're recording a commentary for!

We've put together a bracket, and starting on Monday, and going for four weeks in total, we'll be running Twitter polls at @theflophousepod to determine which fan-favorite movie will be revisited!

But fear not! Even if you're NOT a MaxFun member, this episode is a lot of fun, with highlight clips from a bunch of our best episodes, our current thoughts on the bracket matchups, and the three of us in silly high spirits... Although, c'mon, if you're not a member by now, don't you think this year's upcoming drive (dates still under wraps) is the time to change that?

Thank you to our sponsor, Lumi Labs.

Ep. #362 - Dungeons & Dragons, with Adam Rex

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Adam Rex, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 12 Feb 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We're joined by bestselling children's book author and illustrator Adam Rex, to discuss the misbegotten Dungeons & Dragons movie from 2000. What does he know about D&D, oh, we dunno... just that he was an illustrator for a little book called... THE MONSTER MANUAL (3rd edition)? Ever heard of it? (...plus a ton of other D&D manuals, Magic the Gathering cards, and other role playing and fantasy games). Join us as we point our magic missles at this magic misfire.

Wikipedia entry for Dungeons & Dragons

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini 48 - A Trip Down Memory Lane with Nukie, featuring Erik Marcisak

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Erik Marcisak) — Sat, 5 Feb 2022 08:30:00 +0000

We're joined by Erik Marcisak, the man who holds a hallowed place in Flop House history, as the man who introduced Dan and Elliott to one another. We reminisce with Erik about the old days, doing shows in his tiny comedy theater; then we segue into a discussion of Nukie, one of the bad movies that bonded him with Elliott; and wrap up with Erik subtly hijacking the show to interview us for a little bit.

Ep. #361 - Accidental Love, with Matthew Silverstein and Dave Jeser

Sat, 29 Jan 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Here's a new one -- two of the credited writers of Accidental Love (aka "Nailed," the movie that went through so many production issues that director David O. Russell asked for his name to be removed) actually PITCHED their own movie to us to cover. That's right, Elliott's colleagues, Matt Silverstein and Dave Jeser, join us to discuss this legendarily troubled film, and they seem just as baffled as anyone about it!

Wikipedia entry for Accidental Love

Movies recommended in this episode:

Tenebrae

Red Rocket

Devil in a Blue Dress

Basket Case

FH Mini 47 - The Netflix RomCom Cinematic Universe, with Scott Meslow

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Scott Meslow, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 22 Jan 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Scott Meslow, author of the soon-to-be-released (Feb 1st!) book "From Hollywood With Love: The Rise and Fall (and Rise Again) of the Romantic Comedy," joins us to explain the surprising interconnectedness of Netflix's holiday romcom offerings.

Praise for Scott's book:

“From Hollywood With Love gives rom-coms the analysis and respect they finally deserve, especially since part of the snobbery around them is rooted in misogyny.”
-Rachel Bloom, comedian, actress, and writer

Ep. #360 - House of Gucci, with Audrey Lazaro

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Audrey Lazaro) — Sat, 15 Jan 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Up until now, Audrey has been like one of those sitcom characters who's oft-referenced, but remains unseen, but now it's time for her to take the spotlight! Did we mention that Dan married her in November? Mazel tov, etc. And for such a joyous occasion the boys have given themselves a break by watching a movie that many people have goofed on, but they were all pretty sure they'd actually enjoy -- Lady Gaga's accent extravaganza, House of Gucci!

Wikipedia entry for House of Gucci

Movies recommended in this episode:

The French Dispatch

I'm Not Scared

The Power of the Dog

FH Mini 46 - Missed that Movie! Georgia Rule, with Jordan Crucchiola

Sat, 8 Jan 2022 08:30:00 +0000

Author and host of Max Fun's very own Feeling Seen podcast, Jordan Crucchiola, joins us to talk about Georgia Rule, the film she claims has the largest discrepancy between what the viewer expects the movie to be and what it actually is.

CONTENT WARNING: includes references to sexual assault, a surprising element in the film's plot that certainly took us off guard, so we don't want you to have to experience the same surprise, if you're not up for it.

Ep. #359 - Dear Evan Hansen, with Sharlene Wellington

Sat, 1 Jan 2022 08:30:00 +0000

In what has become a mini-tradition, we kick off the new year with an examination of last year's biggest musical flop. Unfortunately this one has a lot fewer cats and a lot more lying to a grieving family, and it's called Dear Evan Hansen. Joining us for the discussion is noted bar owner, Stuart wife, and DEH-on-Broadway-hater, Sharlene Wellington!

Wikipedia entry for Dear Evan Hansen

Movies recommended in this episode:

Nightmare Alley

House of Gucci

The Worst Person in the World

The Year of the Sex Olympics

FH Mini 45 - Live from Elliott's 40th

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 25 Dec 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate! Here's our gift to you -- a mini recorded LIVE from another special occasion: Elliott's birthday weekend!

Before Omicron showed up to shut things down again, Dan and Stu and fam flew out to Los Angeles, to a beautiful house Elliott's wife had rented for the occasion, to celebrate four decades of that talkative special guy, Elliott Charles Kalan! We talk about growing older and being adults, but with jokes. With cameos from whomever happened to be around for his birthday!

Ep. #358 - Grand Isle

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 18 Dec 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Is it Cagemas already? Seems like it comes earlier every year. At any rate, Saint Nicolas Cage has left us something awfully spicy beneath the tree this year. It's a giant slice of deep-fried southern ham, with big performances from Cage, KaDee Strickland, and Money Plane's Kelsey Grammer. Dare you join us for a visit to Grand Isle?

Wikipedia entry for Grand Isle

Movies recommended in this episode:

Copshop

The Fable

The Fable: The Killer Who Doesn't Kill

Malcolm X

FH Mini 44 - FlopTails, Part 2, with Zhubin Parang

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Zhubin Parang, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 11 Dec 2021 08:30:00 +0000

When last we left our doggie heroes, they had made their way inside the house, and thus far managed to protect the adorable kitten, Cutiepie -- but they STILL haven't scored any of that delicious chili, and their antics continue to threaten the farmer's daughter's wedding day. What will happen?!? Give a listen and see!

(If you want to listen to the previous FlopTales RPG adventures, consider becoming a MaxFun member, and checking out the bonus feed!)

Ep. #357 - Santa Claus: The Movie, with Alonso Duralde

Sat, 4 Dec 2021 08:30:00 +0000

The jolly bearded man himself, Alonso Duralde, writer of Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas and co-host of Max Fun's own Maximum Film, as well as many, many other things, joins us to talk about the LEGENDARILY strange 1985 would-be Christmas blockbuster Santa Claus: The Movie, along with the usual shenanigans.

Wikipedia entry for Santa Claus: The Movie

Movies recommended in this episode:

Licorice Pizza

Blade of the Immortal

Climate of the Hunter

Original Cast Album: Company

The Last of Sheila

FH Mini 43 - FlopTails Part 1, with Zhubin Parang

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Zhubin Parang) — Sat, 27 Nov 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Stuart leads Dan, Elliott, and friend of flop Zhubin Parang in part one (of two) of a short role-playing game. Listeners may already be familiar with the Hogsbottom Three from our appearance on The Adventure Zone, or from bonus episodes only available on the Maximum Fun member feed. (If you want to listen to the latter, consider becoming a MaxFun member!) This adventure is kind of like those, except what if our characters were cartoon dogs?

Ep. #356 - The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee, with Ben Harrison

Sat, 20 Nov 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Hey, remember Crocodile Dundee? Remember him? Croc? Ol' Mick Dundee? Remember? Crocodile? Crocky D? Anyone? Well, The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee is about how no one remembers Crocodile Dundee star Paul Hogan, and he's also somehow the most important star in Hollywood. Take this strange journey with us, and with our delightful guest Ben Harrison, of The Greatest Generation.

Wikipedia entry for The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee

Movies recommended in this episode:

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FH Mini #42 - Elliott Explains Adam Warlock

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 13 Nov 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Elliott ACTUALLY explains Adam Warlock.

Ep. #355 - Breaking News in Yuba County

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 6 Nov 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Here we are in No-vember, best known for having "no" theme. And we kick the month off with one of the most star-studded movies that absolutely made no cultural footprint whatsoever that you could hope to see -- Breaking News in Yuba County.

Wikipedia entry for Breaking News in Yuba County

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini 41 - If it Ain't Brokaw Dune Fix It

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 30 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Elliott talks to us about Adam Warlock.

Ep. #354 - The Unholy, with Gillian Flynn

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Gillian Flynn) — Sat, 23 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

We're joined for a second Shocktober by Edgar Award-winning bestselling author, screenwriter, and secret bad movie fan Gillian Flynn, to discuss The Unholy, a horror movie about a Three's Company-level name misunderstanding.

Paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes of The Flop House delivered to you directly, as they’re released.

Wikipedia entry for The Unholy

Movies recommended in this episode:

Technical Note / Episode Correction

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Those who woke up early this morning got the wrong episode -- due to a glitch, Dan ended up with a duplicate of an old file on his desktop, and that old episode is what he accidentally uploaded. This is just a note to let you know that if you delete the old file, and re-download today's episode, you will get the proper version of Episode #354 – The Unholy, with Gillian Flynn. It's a great episode that we're really excited about, so we'd hate for you to miss it! Thank you for bearing with us!

FH Mini 40 - TuBoy Talkin' Tube to 2 Dudes Tonight, That's Right 2

Sat, 16 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Stuart's most ostentatiously-named mini format makes a triumphant return, as he talks to us about the Emmys, and current TV in general.

Ep. #353 - The Turning, with Hallie Haglund

Sat, 9 Oct 2021 08:30:00 +0000

The star of the show has returned, to answer all of our questions about ghost-sightings, but also to discuss the somehow both boring and wild adaptation of Henry James's The Turn of the Screw, The Turning.

Learn more about Max Fun's Block Party here!

Wikipedia entry for The Turning

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Fly

To Live and Die in L.A.

Breakdown

We Need to Talk About Kevin

FH Mini 39 - We Talk to a Super Mario Bros. Screenwriter

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 17:00:00 +0000

The Super Mario Bros. live show had a thrilling, good-humored, and completely unexpected special guest in Parker Bennett, one of the film's (many) writers, who showed up in the chat purely to enjoy the show, but was happy to join us for a few minutes to talk about his experience making the movie.

Time constraints prevented us from talking to him as long as we'd like, so we decided to have him on a minisode, where he could dish about the behind-the-scenes details at greater length.

A NOTE: since we usually release all our podcast episodes on Saturdays, but access to the SMB live show was scheduled to end at midnight this Sunday, we decided to release this mini a little early, AND also extend the live show one more day (till midnight on Monday, 10/4), so that anyone listening who's curious for more Super Mario Bros. shenanigans could still get a chance to see the show.

Ep. #352 - Black Easter

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 25 Sep 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Smalltember concludes with a doozy: Black Easter (previously titled Assassin 33 AD, in a slightly different edit) -- the movie that dares ask "What if someone killed Jesus? ...But not like, the people who ORIGINALLY killed Jesus. What if they were TIME TRAVELING MUSLIMS?"

Content warning for all sorts of islamophobic and religious stuff, but honestly, this movie is WAY too silly for much of it to land. Mostly it makes for some great Flop Housing.

The streaming LIVE SHOW is TONIGHT!!! — Tune in to watch us discuss the “classic” 1993 flop Super Mario Bros., do a few presentations, take a few questions, and other assorted nonsense! Tickets $10!

Wikipedia entry for Black Easter... does not exist!

Movies recommended in this episode:

Dr. Cyclops

The Voyeurs

Margaret

FH Mini 38 - The Movies That Didn't Make Us

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 18 Sep 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Dan the infernal gamemaster returns to quiz Elliott and Stu on big Hollywood movies that the world has mostly forgotten.

Ep. #351 - Andy the Talking Hedgehog, with Jamelle Bouie

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Jamelle Bouie, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 11 Sep 2021 08:30:00 +0000

America's foremost hedgehog expert, Jamelle Bouie, returns to usher in Smalltember (vember) 2021, with our discussion of the make-work project for Dean Cain and Tara Reid, Andy the Talking Hedgehog.

LIVE SHOW ALERT! — We’ll be doing another streaming live show, delivered directly to your computers or whatever you use for these things! Tune in on to watch us discuss the “classic” 1993 flop Super Mario Bros., do a few presentations, take a few questions via Twitter, and other assorted nonsense! Tickets are a mere $10! Hooray!

Wikipedia entry for Andy the Talking Hedgehog

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Night House

Superhost

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

The Last Seduction

FH Mini #37 - 8-Bit Flop House

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Sep 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Elliott asks Stu and Dan questions about video game movies in the form of a retro video game of the mind. Don't worry; it makes sense when you listen. Mostly. And if you want more talk about video game movies, get tickets for our streaming live show about Super Mario Bros. by clicking HERE!

Extra thanks this week to our producer and musical genius Alex Smith for the video game soundscape, and the 8-bit Flop House theme!

Thank you to Lumi Labs for sponsoring this episode, along with all you wonderful Max Fun members!

Ep.%350 - The Boss Baby: Family Business, with Sammy Kalan

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Sammy Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 28 Aug 2021 08:30:00 +0000

If the boss baby from The Boss Baby: Family Business can enlist her family for their wacky adventures, then why can't Elliott make this a little more interesting by turning the podcast into his own little family business? His eldest son, Sammy, joins us for the movie discussion portion of the show!

Wikipedia entry for The Boss Baby: Family Business

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini 36 - Let's Get Quizzical

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 21 Aug 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Stuart asks his friends a bunch of questions about themselves, and Dan and Elliott answer surprisingly sincerely. But don't worry-- there are still jokes.

Ep. #349 - Space Jam: A New Legacy

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 14 Aug 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Look, you didn't think we were gonna let this one go by, did you? Does Space Jam: A New Legacy live down to the legacy of the original Space Jam, a film inexplicably loved by millennials everywhere? Or does it (gasp) manage to go even lower?

ALSO: LIVE SHOW ALERT! -- We'll be doing another streaming live show, delivered directly to your computers or whatever you use for these things! Tune in on to watch us discuss the "classic" 1993 flop Super Mario Bros., do a few presentations, take a few questions via Twitter, and other assorted nonsense! Tickets are a mere $10! Hooray!

ALSO ALSO: Today is the Flop House's birthday! We don't mention it on the show, but the day this is released is FOURTEEN YEARS to the day from when we put out our first episode! Pretty amazing, and perhaps a little frightening to consider! Thank you to all who have stuck with us, and thanks to those who have just joined us. Sorry about those early shows.

Paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes of The Flop House delivered to you directly, as they’re released.

Wikipedia entry for Space Jam: A New Legacy

Movies recommended in this episode:

Hideaway

Wolfwalkers

Summer of Soul

FLOP HOUSE LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Tue, 10 Aug 2021 16:15:00 +0000

https://theflophouse.simpletix.com/

We're coming at you live with another ticketed online show! We’ll be discussing 1993's SUPER MARIO BROS., the film that fulfilled Dennis Hopper's destiny of playing an evil dinosaur king, as well as bringing you exclusive-to-this-show PowerPoint presentations, audience polls, and a live Q&A "Ask the Floppers" session at the end.

Chat with your fellow floppers as we ramble on about nonsense and, occasionally, talk about Super Mario Bros. Good-bad? Bad-bad? Or a movie you kinda pipe?

Immediately after purchasing your ticket, you'll receive a confirmation e-mail from SimpleTix with your personal link to join the live show.

Your ticket purchase also gets you access to a video recording of the live show for a whole week afterward, so you'll be able to watch the entire show even if you can't join live (or live in a part of the world where most people are asleep at 9pm Eastern). This recording access is exclusive to ticket holders for this show. Recording link will be e-mailed to all ticketholders the day after the show.

ACCESSIBILITY: Closed captioning will be enabled on both the live show and the recording, and you'll be able to toggle it on/off for yourself according to need/preference.

FH Mini 35 - Moflopoly

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 7 Aug 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Dan challenges the others to a game he's invented that has absolutely nothing to do with Monopoly, and everything to do with how quickly we forget the dreck we watch for this podcast.

Ep. #348 - Jiu Jitsu, with Jordan Morris

dankmccoy@gmail.com (stuart wellington, elliott kalan, dan mccoy, jordan morris) — Sat, 31 Jul 2021 08:30:00 +0000

It's Cagemas in July! The second-cagiest time of year! So we invited Jordan Morris, creator of the Bubble podcast (available on Maximum Fun) and co-writer of the brand new Bubble graphic novel to come by and discuss the "aliens really like a good martial arts fight" action movie Jiu Jitsu, with a delightful turn by Mr. Cage as a wacky Yoda-like character.

Wikipedia entry for Jiu Jitsu

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Fear Street Trilogy

Blue Collar

Season of the Witch

Let Him Go

FH Mini 34 - Missed That Movie: Invitation to Hell

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Alex Smith, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 24 Jul 2021 08:30:00 +0000

While we're sad to say goodbye to beloved Producer Jordan, we're happy to welcome Producer Alex, as he drops by to tell us about a forgotten TV movie from horror icon Wes Craven, Invitation to Hell!

Ep. #347 - Me You Madness, with Hallie Haglund

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellingon, Elliott Kalan, Hallie Haglund, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 Jul 2021 08:30:00 +0000

We'll level with all of you -- we ALSO prefer Hallie Haglund, and are at our happiest when she comes by to join us for some film talk. So we had to pick an extra-special movie to mark the occasion. And hoo boy. That movie? The wife of former Trump treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin and controversial figure in her own right, Louise Linton's vanity project (as writer, director, producer, and star) Me You Madness. It's the movie that asks "if I make fun of myself REALLY HARD, then you're not allowed to make fun of me anymore, right?"

Wikipedia entry for Me You Madness

Movies recommended in this episode:

Black Widow

Werewolves Within

The Ear

Diamonds of the Night

A Very Curious Girl

FH Mini 33 - Elliott Explains The Eternals

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 10 Jul 2021 08:30:00 +0000

With Black Widow in theaters this week, we talk about the Marvel property everyone's talking about! The Eternals! Elliott attempts to answer the important question: What's their deal?

Ep. #346 - Locked Down

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 3 Jul 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Whaaat? Our second Doug Liman movie in so many episodes? It's certainly hard to give Locked Down as much shit as we gave Chaos Walking -- especially when it co-stars Elliott's old flame Annie. Anyway, we hope you enjoy our usual shenanigans. Life seems to be looking up, right? Are we wrong?

Wikipedia entry for Locked Down

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Neutral Ground

The Sparks Brothers

Thief

FH 32 - The Underground Adventure

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 26 Jun 2021 08:30:00 +0000

In the spirit of Stuart's tale about snakes, Dan shares some short fiction from his own childhood, filled with murder, moles, and an octopus with FANGS!

Ep. #345 - Chaos Walking

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 19 Jun 2021 08:30:00 +0000

It's just back to the OP's this episode, for the discussion of the talent-packed, but passion-lite YA adaptation Chaos Walking, which honestly seems like a pretty heart-healthy way for Chaos to travel, but maybe it should check out public transit.

Wikipedia entry for Chaos Walking

Movies recommended in this episode:

Polyester

Seance

The Joke

FH Mini 31 - Stu Sees Saws

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 12 Jun 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Stu's always asking if we'd like to play a game, so it was probably only a matter of time before he'd turn to the topic of Saw. He recently ran the series, and wants to talk to Dan and Elliott about it. And what would any Saw-related media be without a twist? In this case, a radical shift in the episode after the ads. We hope you enjoy!

Ep. #344 - Mortal Kombat, with Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman

Sat, 5 Jun 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Comedy couple Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman of the Couples' Therapy podcast, and performing/writing/starring in many wonderful things join us to discuss Mortal Kombat and also mortal-ity, given how sick Dan sounds in this one.

Wikipedia entry for Mortal Kombat

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Castle of Cagliostro

Plan B

Picture Snatcher

Can't Get You Out of My Head

Little Shop of Horrors

FH Mini 30 - The Sleuth About Cats and Dogs

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 29 May 2021 08:30:00 +0000

In honor of Housebroken, the TV show that's kindly employed Mr. Elliott Kalan for part of this lousy quarantine (premiering 5/31 on Fox), Elliott quizzes the others about their preferences, to determine Dan and Stu's perfect pop culture pets

Ep. #343 - North, with Matt Singer

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Matt Singer, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 May 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Editor of ScreenCrush, Matt Singer stops by The Flop House, and weirdly, he didn't want to talk about Gymkata. Instead, he forced us to experience North, the movie that Roger Ebert hated SO much that he named his book of bad movies after his review.

Wikipedia entry for North

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini #29 - Ask Us Anything

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 May 2021 08:30:00 +0000

For our Max Fun Drive-ending mini, Stu collected some of your most burning questions, and we did our best to answer. Things get VERY silly.

Go to MaximumFun.org/join to become a Max Fun member!

Ep. #342 - The Country Bears

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 8 May 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Hello everyone. We did The Country Bears. For you. THE COUNTRY BEARS. For YOU. It's PURE JOY. Pure joy for MAX FUN DRIVE 2021. If you have the inclination and the means, please become a member at maximumfun.org/join! We love you, listeners!

Wikipedia entry for The Country Bears.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Joining Max Fun Movie 2021

FH Mini #28 - McCoy Boy Talking Tubi to Tu-Boy and NYU-Boy Tonight All Right

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 1 May 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Dan the game-master is back with another of his infernal quizzes -- this one focused on the delightful trash-heap that is Tubi.

Ep. #341 - Godzilla vs. Kong, with Zander Cannon

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Zander Cannon) — Sat, 24 Apr 2021 08:30:00 +0000

From the dawn of time, humankind has dreamed of watching a giant lizard wrestle a big ape. Well, now humankind has Godzilla vs. Kong. Did it live up to our dreams? We enlisted the creator of Kaijumax, Zander Cannon, to help untangle our thoughts, as we spin along on this hollow Earth.

BTW: we know we promised you the Dark Phoenix live episode on our Twitter and IG, but technical issues stood in the way (those technical issues are that Dan somehow lost the file). In the unlikely event anyone has a recording or a bootleg, get in touch!

Wikipedia entry for Godzilla vs. Kong.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Wolf House

Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

Shin Godzilla

King Kong Escapes

A Colt is My Passport

FH Mini #27 - Video Games Killed the Movie Star

dankmccoy@gmail.com (elliott kalan, dan mccoy, stuart wellington) — Sat, 17 Apr 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Stuart tells us about the Hitman video games and the associated movies. At least, we think that's what this one is about. Honestly, it takes us a while to stay on topic.

Ep. #340 - The Final Programme, with Joel Hodgson and Matt McGinnis

Sat, 10 Apr 2021 08:30:00 +0000

The prophecy has been fulfilled. The Flop House got to sit down and discuss a bad movie with the godfather of "bad movie comedy" as a genre, Joel Hodgson, as well as Matt McGinnis, who works with Joel on a little show you may know as Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return -- and they would like to return AGAIN -- this time beholden to no network -- so please check out their just-announced Kickstarter for all-new episodes of MST3K! ...but also please enjoy us trying to puzzle our way through the truly puzzling "mod superspy becomes caveman-styled new messiah" movie, The Final Programme.

Wikipedia entry for The Final Programme.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie

Slaxx

Between the Lines

Ep. #339 - Zack Snyder's Justice League TWO: Pt 4 - Epilogue

dankmccoy@gmail.com (dan mccoy, elliott kalan, stuart wellington) — Sat, 3 Apr 2021 08:30:00 +0000

We round out our discussion of Zack Snyder’s Justice League with another (find the first ZS cut episode here, and our discussion of the theatrical cut here). Now let us never speak of it again.

Ep. #338 - Zack Snyder's Justice League

dankmccoy@gmail.com (elliott kalan, stuart wellington, dan mccoy) — Sat, 27 Mar 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Look, it was probably inevitable that we'd end up discussing Zack Snyder's Justice League, and we'll say this -- it is certainly the most Zack Snyder-y Justice League we've ever seen (check out of our discussion of the theatrical cut here). In fact, it's SO Zach Snyder-y that it's four hours long... so we've split our ZSJL episode in TWO! That's double the discussion of this already over-discussed movie. YOU'RE WELCOME, WORLD!

Wikipedia entry for Zack Snyder's Justice League.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Doppelganger

Sneakers

Silver Lode

FH Mini 26 - Oscar Noms

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 20 Mar 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Elliott gets us to talk about the Oscar nominations in the dumbest way possible.

Ep. #337 - Tom & Jerry

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 13 Mar 2021 08:30:00 +0000

I don't know if this modern world has broken us, or what, but the clever podcast show notes just aren't flowing right now. This movie is bad and it should feel bad. Get the fuck outta here, Tom & Jerry. From hell's heart, we stab at thee.

Wikipedia entry for Tom & Jerry.

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini #25 - Stuart Telly-ton

dankmccoy@gmail.com (dan mccoy, elliott kalan, stuart wellington) — Sat, 6 Mar 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Stuart leads Dan and Elliott in a quiz game, which -- to the untrained eye -- might seem to just be an excuse to do goofy shit and talk about television.

Ep. #336 - Supergirl, with Glen Weldon

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Glen Weldon, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Feb 2021 08:30:00 +0000

If we have Glen Weldon, co-host of the Pop Culture Happy Hour podcast and author of the marvelous Superman: The Unauthorized Biography on as a guest, you'd better believe we're gonna go down one of the many fascinating cul-de-sacs in the "super" cinematic universe -- in this case 1984's "Supergirl," or -- as we prefer to think about it -- The Adventures of Faye Dunaway's Fabulous Witch and Her Companions.

Wikipedia entry for Supergirl.

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini #24 - Goofs Twofs

dankmccoy@gmail.com (dan mccoy, elliott kalan, stuart wellington) — Sat, 20 Feb 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Insidious game-master Dan yet again challenges Stu and Elliott to a battle of wits, and unleashes a torrent of the movies' most embarrassing GOOFS!

Ep. #335 - Hillbilly Elegy

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 13 Feb 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Oof, y'all. Oooof. Hillbilly Elegy? More like Who'll-Kill-Me Smellogy! Got 'em! The Peaches discuss the controversial book-turned-apolitical and emotionally incomprehensible Oscar-bait sob-fest / catalog of yells.

Also, if you missed the Teen Wolf live show, but wish you'd seen, you still can! Access to the recorded version is available until 12PM ET on Sunday 2/14! https://theflophouse.simpletix.com

Wikipedia entry for Hillbilly Elegy

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Florida Project

Selah and the Spades

Anything for Jackson

FH Mini #23 - Flop Etiquette

Sat, 6 Feb 2021 08:30:00 +0000

We talk with Joel Church-Cooper, creator of the show Brockmire, about what it's like to talk to actors about their less successful projects.

Also, the Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW, is TONIGHT, Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern! Just $10! Buy a ticket HERE! And if you want exclusive, only available for a limited time TOUR SHIRTS, go HERE!

Ep. #334 - The New Mutants, with Arnie Niekamp

dankmccoy@gmail.com (arnie niekamp, elliott kalan, dan mccoy, stuart wellington) — Sat, 30 Jan 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Yeah, but what if the mutants... were NEW? Hello from the Magic Tavern's Arnie Niekamp joins the Peaches to talk about the long-anticipated, long-troubled, X-Men universe teen horror movie, The New Mutants!

PLEASE NOTE! The audio at the beginning of the episode is pretty bad, due to technical problems that had our guest's audio dropping out occasionally, but it DOES clear up fairly quickly, so please bear with us.

Also, we’re doing a new Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW! On Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern, we’ll be talking about TEEN WOLF, America’s top basketball movie! We’ll also be doing presentations, Q&A, and a few NEW SURPRISES! Worried that you CAN’T WATCH LIVE? Worry not! Ticket holders have a week to watch! Just $10 for a ticket! Buy them HERE!

Wikipedia entry for The New Mutants

Movies recommended in this episode:

Psycho Goreman

One Night in Miami

The Queen

The January Man, first five minutes of

FH Mini #22 - Prequels: What's Their Deal?

dankmccoy@gmail.com (dan mccoy, stuart wellington, elliott kalan) — Sat, 23 Jan 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Elliott quizzes us about prequels. Does anybody like them? Why prequels? WHY?

Also, remember to get a ticket for the Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW, on Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern! Just $10! Buy a ticket HERE!

Ep. #333 - Wild Mountain Thyme

dankmccoy@gmail.com (elliott kalan, dan mccoy, stuart wellington) — Sat, 16 Jan 2021 15:50:30 +0000

Faith and begorrah, sit right down laddies, lasses, and those not defined by the outdated gender binary, and we'll spin ye a tale of an emerald island far away, where no one talks like a real human, and all their problems are blarney. Tis a tale called Wild Mountain Time, and at least some in th' podcast think it's as barmy as Old McGarrigle's mule!

Wikipedia entry for Wild Mountain Thyme.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Wonder Woman 1984

Cam

Blow the Man Down

FH Mini 21 - Stuey Goes to Hollywood

Sat, 9 Jan 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Stuart cracks the code to TV writing success, and gets some notes from his friends in the industry.

Also, we're doing a new Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW! On Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern, we'll be talking about TEEN WOLF, America's top basketball movie! We'll also be doing presentations, Q&A, and a few NEW SURPRISES! Worried that you CAN'T WATCH LIVE? Worry not! Ticket holders have a week to watch!

Just $10 for a ticket! Buy them HERE!

A FLOP HOUSE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Wed, 6 Jan 2021 20:39:59 +0000

The Flop House is on tour again! Virtually!

TIME: Saturday, February 6th, 9 pm ET!

MOVIE: TEEN WOLF (you demanded it!)

+ presentations, audience Q&A, and more!

PRICE: Only $10?!

CAN'T WATCH LIVE? It'll be archived for a week for ticket holders!

TICKET LINK: https://theflophouse.simpletix.com/e/62711

Ep. #332 - Primal

Sat, 2 Jan 2021 08:30:00 +0000

Cagemas comes but once a year! Unless, since this one is a little late, it will technically come twice this year, and none times last year. It's confusing. It's annual is what we're saying. We celebrate the work of Saint Nicolas Cage this time with a discussion of the snakes-on-a-boat-and-also-other-animals thriller Primal. And for an august occasion like this one, you need a special guest! So this episode we welcome hilarious sweetheart Josh Gondelman of Desus & Mero and his book Nice Try.

FH Mini #20 - Novel Tees

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 26 Dec 2020 08:30:00 +0000

We devote this mini entirely to the most obvious topic for a show being released the day after Christmas -- Big Johnson T-shirts.

Ep. #331 - Six Weeks, with Alonso Duralde

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 08:30:00 +0000

We've been wanting to get Alonso Duralde on the show for a while -- not only because he's the senior film critic for The Wrap, and not only because he's the host or co-host of a number of podcasts, including Max Fun's own Who Shot Ya?, but because he literally wrote the book on Christmas movies. So, of course, this holiday season he picked a movie that barely sort of has Christmas stuff in it -- the double-Moore weepie Six Weeks. THANKS FOR NOTHING, BUDDY! (jk - he's a delight.)

Wikipedia synopsis of Six Weeks.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Ep. #330 - Freaky, with Barbara Crampton

Sat, 12 Dec 2020 08:30:00 +0000

We break out of our normal format a bit for this BONUS EPISODE! How so? Well, #1, we watched a movie that we were all pretty sure we'd like (and, spoiler alert, we did) -- the body-swap horror-comedy "Freaky," and #2, instead of doing letters and recommendations, we take a bit of extra time to talk to our guest about her long career.

Who is that guest? The wonderful Barbara Crampton, star of legendary horror movies Re-Animator, From Beyond, You're Next, and a little movie that doesn't get mentioned on our show a lot -- Castle Freak. And folks? Barbara is just an absolute ray of sunshine who was a delight to talk to (off-mic as well -- she spent a bunch of time just chatting with us and inquiring about our health and well-being). We hope you enjoy this as much as we did.

Wikipedia synopsis of Freaky.

Ep. #329 - Godzilla: King of the Monsters LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (dan mccoy, elliott kalan, stuart wellington) — Sat, 5 Dec 2020 08:30:00 +0000

Holiday hustle and bustle means it's finally time to release the OTHER episode, taped at Boston’s CitySpace, about Godzilla: King of the Monsters. CAN YOU HANDLE THE THRILLS?

FH Mini #19: Miseed That Movie! - Brainstorm

dankmccoy@gmail.com (stuart wellington, dan mccoy, elliott kalan) — Sat, 28 Nov 2020 08:30:00 +0000

Elliott gives us a report from the field about the Douglas Trumbull directorial effort Brainstorm!

Ep. #328 - Happy Halloween, Scooby Doo!, with Justin McElroy

Sat, 21 Nov 2020 15:53:38 +0000

Greeting boils and ghouls and gender non-kill-forming! For the spooookiest holiday of the year, Thanksgiving, we discuss the very appropriate Happy Halloween, Scooby Doo! Why? Well, we ask our guest, the hilarious absolute sweetheart, Justin McElroy, that very question -- you may know him as one of the hosts of Max Fun's own My Brother My Brother and Me, The Adventure Zone, Sawbones, and many other podcasts you should probably be listening to instead of our nonsense. See all that he's up to at the McElroy family site.

Scoobypedia synopsis of Happy Halloween, Scooby Doo.

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini 18 - Rattlesnake!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (elliott kalan, stuart wellington, dan mccoy) — Sat, 14 Nov 2020 08:30:00 +0000

Renowned author Stuart Wellington gives us a reading from his early work: a stirring epic about snakes.

Ep. #327 - Men In Black: International, with Annabelle Gurwitch

Sat, 7 Nov 2020 08:30:00 +0000

And so we arrive at November, so named because it has no special theme. And, folks, we'll admit... this MIB: International episode is a weird one. Why? Well, finding out is part of the fun. But our guest for this show is Annabelle Gurwitch, from Max Fun's new Tiny Victories podcast, as well as TBS's Dinner and a Movie, countless acting roles, and quite a few books. Enjoy.

Movies recommended in this episode:

American Utopia

His House

Welcome to Sudden Death

The Flop House Post Election Mood Enhancer - Bratz Commentary

dankmccoy@gmail.com (stuart wellington, elliott kalan, dan mccoy) — Wed, 4 Nov 2020 16:45:46 +0000

Hi everyone. Was digging through the archives to see if there was anything we could release today, because it seems like maybe people could use a distraction right now.

Anyway, found this old recording of the audio from one of our earliest live shows, way back in 2013, where we riffed over the movie Bratz, and decided to make it public (there are MP3s floating around, but we never put it on the main feed).

In the past we were worried that you could hear the audio to the movie in the background, for copyright reasons (and also you'll have to sync this pretty well to the movie to hear us without getting a quiet echo). But you know what? It seems unlikely anyone cares, and if we get complaints, we'll take it down.

For now, enjoy this surprise, and try to keep from torturing yourself with anxiety. The show was an early one, and riff shows are hard, so this might not be the absolute -best-, but Bratz is on Netflix right now if you wanna put us on and turn off your brain for a while.

Be strong. Take care of yourselves.

FH Mini 17 - The Monster Mash

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 08:30:00 +0000

2020 may be miserable, but it's STILL HALLOWEEN DAMN IT. So we assembled a crack team of the Flop House gang, plus comedy writers Mike Reiss and Ken Keeler (who, between them, are responsible for much of the greatness of The Simpsons, The Critic, and Futurama) to discuss the most important and timely issue possible -- the 1962 novelty hit, The Monster Mash.

Also, if you're reading this on the day of release, 10/31, you still have until midnight to donate to charity and be entered in our raffle to win exclusive Flop House merch! Full instructions beyond the link!

Ep. #326 - Uninvited, with Gillian Flynn

dankmccoy@gmail.com (gillian flynn, dan mccoy, stuart wellington, elliott kalan) — Sat, 24 Oct 2020 08:30:00 +0000

Our guest this week is Gillian Flynn, bestselling author of Gone Girl, Sharp Objects, and Dark Places, showrunner for Amazon's Utopia, screenwriter of Widows and adaptations of her own work, winner of the Edgar Award, and BAFTA nominee. We have no idea why she agreed to do this either.

But we're happy she did, because for our second and final SHOCKTOBER 2020 movie, our horror-aficionado guest picked Uninvited, and it was amazing! (to be clear, this is not THE Uninvited from 2009, which The Flop House already covered, or, for that matter, The Uninvited from 1944, about ghosts and Ray Milland. This is the 1987 direct-to-video one about the mutant killer house cat).

Also! If you're listening on the day of release TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT (6PDT/9EDT) for our YouTube livestream version of our touring show! We'll be doing presentations, talking Exorcist II, taking questions from Twitter, and raising money for charity! For full info, go here.

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini 16 - Jackie Chan?

dankmccoy@gmail.com (stuart wellington, dan mccoy, elliott kalan) — Sat, 17 Oct 2020 14:30:43 +0000

Dan challenges Stu and Elliott to a Jackie Chan-related duel.

Ep. #325 - Fantasy Island

dankmccoy@gmail.com (stuart wellington, elliott kalan, dan mccoy) — Sat, 10 Oct 2020 08:30:00 +0000

It's here! It's here! It's here! Did you get us any SHOCKTOBER presents? We got YOU something -- a discussion of this year's Fantasy Island, the goofy horror (?) movie based on the decidedly NOT horror 1970's light fantasy television anthology.

Ep. #324 - Hellboy LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (stuart wellington, dan mccoy, elliott kalan) — Sat, 3 Oct 2020 08:30:00 +0000

We couldn't get together for a mini this week, but our busy schedule is the listeners' gain, as we release this full-sized live show from the vault! It's a flashback to happier times, last July, when people could assemble to live comedy! Here's our live Hellboy (2019) show from The Parkway theater in Minneapolis, MN!

Speaking of live shows -- mark your calendars for October 24, 6PT/9ET, when we'll be discussing Exorcist II: The Heretic over on our YouTube channel, in our socially-distanced livestream approximation of one of our normal touring shows. It's free to watch, but we'll be including charitable donations, including to a number of groups supporting voting rights!

Ep. #323 - Deadly Lessons

dankmccoy@gmail.com (dan mccoy, stuart wellington, elliott kalan) — Sat, 26 Sep 2020 08:30:16 +0000

If there's one thing we've learned in all our years of discussing bad movies, it's that vanity projects are often the creme de la creme of bizarre and terrible cinema. And hoo doggies, do we have something special for you. Made in 2006, then shelved for nearly a decade before getting quietly dumped to streaming in 2014, writer/director/star Stuart Paul's magnum opus, Deadly Lessons, is a fantasy self-help (?) thriller (?) that's impossible to describe, but lord, do we try.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Charlie's Angels (2019)

Palm Springs

The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey

FH Mini 15 - Tom Brokaw's Dune

dankmccoy@gmail.com (stuart wellington, dan mccoy, elliott kalan) — Sat, 19 Sep 2020 08:30:11 +0000

The longtime anchor of the NBC Nightly News drops by to break down the new Dune trailer, and how he left his heart on Arrakis.

Ep. #322 - Money Plane

dankmccoy@gmail.com (stuart wellington, dan mccoy, elliott kalan) — Sat, 12 Sep 2020 08:30:01 +0000

After a run of guests, we're celebrating Smalltember with just family. Because at a time like this, family is important, y'know? Almost as important as a movie where Kelsey Grammer menacingly smokes a cigar while telling a professional wrestler to rob a sky casino. That's right, we talked about Money Plane. You're welcome.

Wikipedia summary of Money Plane

Movies recommended in this episode:

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Da 5 Bloods

Motherless Brooklyn

FH Mini 14 - Goofs!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 5 Sep 2020 08:30:30 +0000

Dan asks his co-hosts: do they want to play a game...?

Ep. #321 - The Call of the Wild, w/ Jesse Thorn

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Aug 2020 08:30:13 +0000

We finally invited the boss over for dinner, so we'd better hide all those staplers we stole! Noted dog lover and the head of Maximum Fun himself, Jesse Thorn, joins us to discuss The Call of the Wild, based on that one book you probably read in middle school.

Wikipedia synopsis of The Call of the Wild

Movies recommended in this episode:

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

Host

Ah Wilderness!

A Thousand Clowns

FH Mini 13 - Warhammer, What is it Good For?

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Aug 2020 08:30:03 +0000

Stuart explains Warhammer to Dan and Elliott, and everything is 100% cleared up forever and ever.

Ep. #320 - Last Christmas, w/ Hallie Haglund

Sat, 15 Aug 2020 08:30:11 +0000

The star of the show is back! We were SO happy to hang with the delightful and hilarious Hallie Haglund once more. And this time we didn't force her to discuss some fantasy bullshit she hates! Instead, we all watched what is surely one of the top three movies based on a Wham! song -- Last Christmas!

Also, if you're listening to this show on the day of release, you can also get another shot of Hallie by tuning into our table read of The Boy Next Door, starring Hallie, Dan, Stu, Elliott, Natalie Walker, Jenny Jaffe, and X Mayo!

Wikipedia synopsis of Last Christmas

Movies recommended in this episode:

Tango & Cash

Runaway Train

The Curse of the Cat People

Swallow

Memories of Murder

Ep. #319 - Alita Battle Angel LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliot Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 8 Aug 2020 08:30:27 +0000

What's this? An off-week FULL EPISODE? That's right -- as a li'l thank you for all of the support during the Max Fun Drive, we've reached into the vault and let loose this live episode, taped at Boston's CitySpace, on Alita: Battle Angel, so you can FINALLY learn the origin of Elliott's conviction that Dan loves backstory.

ALSO! Two Flop House livestream events to put on your calendar for next week!

On Thursday, August 13, at 5:30 pm PT / 8:30 pm ET, we'll be joining our Blank Check Podcast pal, Mr. Griffin Newman, to provide LIVE COMMENTARY for XXX: The Return of Xander Cage. Tickets can be acquired HERE!

AND! On Friday, August 15, at 6 pm PT / 9 pm ET, we'll be honoring the promise from our charity livestream and doing a table read of the screenplay for the J-Lo thriller The Boy Next Door, featuring Dan, Stu, and Elliott, along with SPECIAL GUESTS Hallie Haglund, Natalie Walker, Jenny Jaffe, and X Mayo. You can go to the Flop House YouTube page to check it out for free!!!

Wikipedia synopsis of Alita: Battle Angel

Ep. #318 - Hudson Hawk, w/ Roman Mars

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Roman Mars) — Sat, 1 Aug 2020 16:12:25 +0000

Did you think we wouldn't pull out all the stops for Max Fun Drive 2020? More fool you! Because in this episode, we discuss legendary Hollywood flop and Bruce Willis passion project, Hudson Hawk! And to discuss this momentous film, we're joined by Roman Mars, of the blockbuster design podcast 99% Invisible, the man many have called "The Hudson Hawk of Podcasting."* (The character Hudson Hawk. Not the movie Hudson Hawk. Because the character is so good at his job. Like Roman. Who is good at podcasting. Like Hudson Hawk is with stealing stuff.)

*No one calls him this.

Wikipedia synopsis of Hudson Hawk

Movies recommended in this episode:

Relic

Buck and the Preacher

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Quick Change

FH Mini 12 - Flop House: The Movie!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 25 Jul 2020 08:30:11 +0000

In perhaps our silliest episode yet, Elliott and Stuart try and pitch a Flop House movie to Dan, who... we guess owns a studio in this scenario? Whatever. Just listen.

Ep. #317 - Artemis Fowl, w/ Scott Weinberg

Sat, 18 Jul 2020 08:30:10 +0000

The fuck is this? No really, the fuck is this? What is this fucking thing? What? This? From a major studio and established director? What? The fuck? This? Was made? THIS? We talk about Artemis Fowl with critic and filmmaker Scott Weinberg.

Wikipedia synopsis of Artemis Fowl (good luck)

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini 11 - Score Tactics

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 11 Jul 2020 08:30:10 +0000

In honor of the passing of Ennio Morricone, we discuss movie scores, and some of our personal favorite composers.

Ep. #316 - Between Worlds, w/ Erin Foley-Chan

Sat, 4 Jul 2020 08:30:06 +0000

It's Cagemas in July! That cherished Flop House tradition that Dan totally forgot about for the past couple of years. But he remembered this time! Lay off! Anyway, the wonderful Erin Foley-Chan (supervising producer of The Big Fib on Disney+) joins us to discuss the weird-ass supernatural sex thriller Between Worlds. Meanwhile, Dan has done some sex scene research, Erin offers a producer's perspective, Stuart's old comics collaborator makes a surprise appearance, and Elliott makes "kid flashback" the two funniest words in the English language.

Paste theflophouse.libsyn.com/rss into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes of The Flop House delivered to you directly, as they’re released.

Wikipedia synopsis of Between Worlds

Movies recommended in this episode:

Super Xuxa Contra o Baixo Astral

What We Do in the Shadows

The Last Black Man in San Francisco

One Cut of the Dead

FH Mini 10 - Detectives! w/ John Hodgman and David Rees

Sat, 27 Jun 2020 08:30:03 +0000

Our pals John Hodgman and David Rees have an animated show called Dicktown, about an aging boy detective and his aging bully/partner, premiering on FXX's "Cake" on July 9. Thus, in a completely generous, non-promotional gesture, they dropped by to discuss private detectives in movies, and in fiction generally.

Ep. #315 - Hawk the Slayer, w/ Felicia Day

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Felicia Day) — Sat, 20 Jun 2020 08:30:05 +0000

"Hollywood" Kalan really worked his connections this episode, to bring us the utterly wonderful Felicia Day (of The Guild, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Supernatural, MST3K: The Return, and much more) to discuss seminal high fantasy, low budget epic "Hawk the Slayer." Meanwhile Dan drops a crazy Pink Panther fact, Elliott launches an insulting guess-by-mail contest, Felicia is intrigued by some fish-eating prowess, and Stuart's in this fantasy discussion like a fuckin' fish in water.

Also, we're no longer accepting receipts for the charity raffle, but the whole video livestream show is available for viewing on our YouTube page. We give an exact figure in the show, but between you generous listeners and the show's own donations, we raised about SEVENTY THREE THOUSAND dollars for charity. Thank you so much for doing good in the world!

Wikipedia synopsis of Gemini Man.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Knock Off

Deep Cover

Slow West

FH Mini 9 - Return to New Moon

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy, Chris Weitz, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan) — Sat, 13 Jun 2020 08:30:02 +0000

Our delightful Flop House friend Chris Weitz returns to the show to talk about his career, and also continue to be unfailingly good-natured about our ribbing of Twilight: New Moon.

ALSO the whole video livestream show for charity is available for viewing on our YouTube page, and we're still accepting charity receipts for the raffle through the end of the day 6/13/20. Details HERE!

Ep. #314 - Gemini Man

Sat, 6 Jun 2020 15:37:57 +0000

Before we start -- today, Saturday, June 6, at 6 pm Pacific / 9 pm Eastern, is our video livestream on our YouTube page, with presentations, a discussion of Howard the Duck, and some audience interaction. We’ll be encouraging viewers to donate to charity for Black Lives Matter, bail funds, and hunger relief, and those who donate $20 or more will be entered to win some Flop House prizes!

But you came here for a podcast! Our guest for this episode is the terrific Jordan Kauwling, Maximum Fun producer, the woman who has made our recent shows sound better than they ever have, and a sheer delightful delight. We talk about the Ang Lee-directed Will Smith would-be blockbuster, Gemini Man.

FH Mini 8 - Missed That Movie - Zombies Anonymous

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 30 May 2020 08:30:06 +0000

Somebody gave Stuart a movie, and he watched it! And now he's telling us about it!

Also, watch The Flop House LIVE show LIVESTREAM for CHARITY in your OWN HOME next Saturday, JUNE 6!

Ep. #313 - Dolittle

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, David Sims) — Sat, 23 May 2020 08:30:16 +0000

You can't have one of #TheTwoFriends without the other! In this episode, we're joined by David Sims of the Blank Check Podcast and film critic for The Atlantic, to talk about Robert Downey Jr.'s next iconic blockbuster character, Dolittle. Meanwhile Dan makes a pitch for fart acceptance, Stuart forgets our mission statement, David gives us a taste of what it was like to see Dolittle in the theater, and Elliott does an extremely aggravating bit with a raccoon finger puppet.

Also - EXCITING NEWS! Since the coronavirus pandemic has kept us from touring, we're going to bring our live show to you via the internet! On Saturday, June 6, at 6 pm Pacific / 9 pm Eastern, we'll all be doing a video livestream on our YouTube page, complete with all-new live show presentations, a discussion of classic bad movie Howard the Duck, and a little audience interaction of some sort.

It'll be free to watch, but we'll be encouraging viewers to donate to some COVID-19 relief charities, and those who donate can be entered to win some Flop House prizes! Hope to see you then!

Wikipedia synopsis of Dolittle.

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini 7 - Missed That Movie - GetEven

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington) — Sat, 16 May 2020 08:30:19 +0000

Dan joins in the missed movie fun with his report on "Geteven" (yes, all one word) AKA "Road to Revenge," a passion project that's more passion than project.

Ep. #312 - Sonic the Hedgehog

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 9 May 2020 12:30:00 +0000

How can we follow up heavy-hitting guests like Griffin Newman and Chris Weitz, you may ask? Uh, well how about with JAMELLE BOUIE, New York Times columnist and guy you've definitely seen saying smart things on the news. Why does he like us? Who knows! But he stopped by to discuss Sonic the Hedgehog, about some sort of hedgehog who has definitely never been pregnant on the internet. Meanwhile, Jamelle gives us his history with SEGA, Stuart uses literary terms correctly, Dan only has old man references, and Elliott adds a few physics goofs to Sonic's IMDB page.

Wikipedia synopsis of Sonic the Hedgehog

Movies recommended in this episode:

Newsies - Sammy recommendation!

FH Mini 6 - Missed That Movie! - Rusty: A Dog's Tale

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 2 May 2020 12:30:00 +0000

Stuart tries for extra credit (no one tell him that Flop House extra credit isn't a thing), by checking out the puppy-kidnapping family comedy Rusty: A Dog's Tale and reporting back to the guys.

Ep# 311: Rambo: Last Blood

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 25 Apr 2020 12:30:00 +0000

Guys, we're so excited for our guest this episode. He's a big-time Hollywood gent who's worn many hats -- and to name just a few: he wrote and directed About a Boy. As an actor, he co-starred as "Chuck" in Chuck and Buck. He was one of the producers of The Farewell. The man co-wrote a Star War (Rogue One), for Pete's sake! And, as we never get tired of reminding him, he directed Twilight: New Moon. But up until now, he's been missing one line on his resume -- Flop House guest. I'm sure now he weeps, for he has no worlds left to conquer. Chris Weitz is on this episode! And we're sorry we made him talk about Rambo: Last Blood! Meanwhile the rest of us do some shit. We won't waste your time. Just listen.

Wikipedia synopsis of Rambo: Last Blood

Movies recommended in this episode:

FH Mini 5 - More Time with Griffin

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 Apr 2020 13:33:23 +0000

Griffin Newman came back (for reals, not one of these "we actually recorded it at the same time") to chat for a bit about Watto, Star Wars in general, his career, and, of course, Tom Selleck.

Ep. #310 - Bloodshot

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 11 Apr 2020 12:30:00 +0000

First off, how are you guys? Everyone doing okay? We hope so. Take care of yourselves. Secondly, my lord were we excited to have Griffin Newman, of many, many things, including the Blank Check podcast and Amazon's The Tick, but MOST IMPORTANTLY, the world's #1 Vin Diesel fan, join the show to discuss Vin's latest vinsanity, Bloodshot. Meanwhile Elliott takes us on a tour through the 4th most popular comics publisher of the 90's, Griffin offers a unified Diesel theory, and Stu and Dan do some bullshit, we're sure, but, honestly, that's really the most important stuff, because those two lovable scamps can talk up a storm!

Wikipedia synopsis of Book Club

Movies recommended in this episode:

Funny Face

Death by Metal

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

Doc

FH Mini 4 - A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Apr 2020 12:30:00 +0000

Elliott gives us a preview of his son Sammy's novel, and then things take a turn.

Ep. #309 - Book Club

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 Mar 2020 12:30:00 +0000

In our first episode recorded after shit got real, we take a change of pace, and discuss your aunt's favorite movie, Book Club. Can a cast of wonderful old pros elevate the world's most banal script? Meanwhile, Elliott presents his Golden Girls hypothesis, Dan's a huge crybaby, and Stu bravely soldiers on, through his COVID-19.

Wikipedia synopsis of Book Club

Movies recommended in this episode:

Tommy

Come to Daddy

The World, the Flesh and the Devil

The Music Man

Ep. #308 - Verotika

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Mar 2020 12:30:00 +0000

Please read... bear with us on this one -- this was originally intended to be our Maximum Fun Drive episode, before the world exploded. So it may seem a little choppy in places, where we chopped out some fairly extensive MFD talk* (also there's some minor equipment/audio interference toward the end -- sorry). Thank you to our intrepid editor Jordan Kauwling for going above and beyond. Anyway, even though this would normally not be a full episode week, we thought we'd post it now anyway, to help keep folks' spirits up, and if you're wondering why we don't even mention the GIANT GLOBAL PANDEMIC, it's because we taped it before shit got real.

Anyway... OH WHAT AN EPISODE. We're joined by screenwriter and Switchblade Sisters host, April Wolfe, to discuss Wolverine himself, Glenn Danzig's directorial debut, Verotika -- an anthology of "sexy" (?) horror tales. And this time we even managed to give April a working microphone!

Brief content warning: because this is an "erotic" horror movie by Danzig, there are some references to violence against women. Honestly, the movie is so incompetent that the awful stuff mostly seems ridiculous in context, but if any reference to that is upsetting, be aware (the episode keeps it to a minimum).

* As Jesse notes at the top of the show, the MFD has been postponed indefinitely due to the COVID-19 pandemic, although members should have gotten information to access the bonus content for this year, including The Flop House's "lost" episode on the movie Life (the Jake Gyllenhaal one, not the Eddie Murphy one), and a Judge John Hodgman where the learned judge adjudicates whether Elliott can drag Dan's Twitter jokes. If you still want to become a member, you can go to maximumfun.org/join and become a sponsoring member of the community at any time -- during this pandemic we want to take care of yourselves first and foremost, (and probably second and third too). Then if you have anything extra, donate to disaster relief. But if you're fortunate enough to have EXTRA extra, memberships do help keep Max Fun staffers and podcasters salaried, at this time when everyone is struggling, and help keep the network afloat.

Enough jabber! We love you all! Please stay safe and healthy, and we're honored to be there with you while we all struggle through this, if only in your headphones.

Verotika has no Wiki page.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Ep. #307 - Holmes & Watson, LIVE!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 14 Mar 2020 12:30:00 +0000

Is Holmes & Watson somehow an even worse version of the Sherlock Holmes stories than Sherlock Gnomes? Will Elliott and Stu be able to console Dan about the latest insult to his beloved hero? Join us for this live show, taped last year in Portland, Oregon, to find out!

Wikipedia synopsis for Holmes & Watson

Like this live show? Join us in the future! – The Flop House in Toronto – April 18!

FH Mini - No I in Team

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 Mar 2020 13:30:00 +0000

In this minisode we take on the topic of teams of specialists, like you might find in heist films. If you want to dictate a future minisode, tweet at us @theflophousepod.

Ep. #306 - The Fanatic

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Feb 2020 13:30:00 +0000

We've been wanting to tackle this one for quite a while, folks, and... oof. Be careful what you wish for. Adal Rifai of the podcast "Hello From the Magic Tavern" joins us to discuss The Fanatic, the movie that asks "What if Fred Durst directed a movie starring a career-self-destructing John Travolta as a man with a developmental disability, with his trademark Limp Bizkit sensitivity?" Meanwhile, Stuart invents the newest horror movie killer, Elliott attacks Dan for his nonexistent position on backstory, and Dan misses Leggs.

Wikipedia synopsis of The Fanatic

Movies recommended in this episode:

Strange Behavior

The Long Goodbye

Grave of the Fireflies

Come and See

LIVE SHOW ALERT! – The Flop House in Toronto – April 18!

FH Mini 2: Working Weak

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 13:30:00 +0000

In this minisode we take on the topic of jobs in movies. If you want to dictate a future minisode, tweet at us @theflophousepod.

Ep. #305 - Little Italy

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Feb 2020 13:30:00 +0000

It's the second and final of our two contest winner-selected episodes, this one picked by Scott Yacychyn, who designed our delightful new Flop House "couch monsters" poster, which you can purchase HERE! It's a romantic comedy called Little Italy (or as they pronounce it, li'lit'ly), set in the world's most romantic city... Toronto! Meanwhile, Stuart gets mad at Elliott, Dan gets mad at Elliott and Stuart, and Elliott just keeps on singing a happy song.

Wikipedia synopsis of Little Italy

Movies recommended in this episode:

Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (or whatever bullshit they re-named it)

Tammy and the T-Rex (R-rated cut)

Howards End

LIVE SHOW ALERT! – The Flop House in Toronto – April 18!

FH Mini #1

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 8 Feb 2020 14:43:59 +0000

Here's a little thing we're trying, sort of as a snack between episodes. Minisodes that are more tangent than show. On this first one, we ask: Goofy -- what's HIS deal?

Ep. #304 - Zarkorr! The Invader

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Feb 2020 13:30:00 +0000

Zar-who-what-now? We finally get around to one of our contest winner episodes, this one picked by Elizabeth Stege, who designed our delightful new Flop House Housecat t-shirt, which you can purchase HERE! It's a Full Moon Features (awww yeah, Stu) kaiju movie with about 5 minutes of giant monster action in the whole film. But what it lacks in reason to exist, it makes up for in... charm? We guess? Meanwhile, Stuart explains the advantages to playing with dead things, Elliott explains how time zones work, and Dan introduces an exciting new wrinkle to the show.

Wikipedia synopsis of Zarkorr: The Invader!

Movies recommended in this episode:

LIVE SHOW ALERT! - The Flop House in Toronto - April 18!

Ep. #303 - The Happytime Murders

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 Jan 2020 13:30:00 +0000

Didja really think we'd pass up The Happytime Murders? The movie that many proclaimed the worst of 2018? Don't be silly! We just held onto the episode in our vault of live shows until it was no longer relevant! Please enjoy this live recording from... last summer? We can't remember. Taped at our ol' stomping grounds, The Bell House, in fabulous and increasingly unaffordable Brooklyn, NY!

Wikipedia synopsis for The Happytime Murders

Ep. #302 - Cats

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 11 Jan 2020 13:00:00 +0000

SURPRISE! It's an off-week extra episode, just because we didn't want to go ANY longer without discussing that purrfect mewowsical, directed by Tomcat Hooper: CATS! It's a show so big, we couldn't do it without the dual returns of Cats enthusiast, Jenny Jaffee, and musical theater authority, Ms. Natalie Walker who was AT THE MOTHERFUCKING CATS PREMIERE! We know that there's usually a bunch of gibberish at this point, teasing stuff from the episode, but just dive in, folks! IT'S CATS!

Wikipedia synopsis of the "plot" of Cats

Movies recommended in this episode:

Best Worst Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

Black Christmas (2019)

CATS!

Ep. #301 - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Jan 2020 13:30:00 +0000

We kick off the New Year (and the next 300 episodes?) by discussing a movie that no one has ANY strong feelings about -- Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. One programming note: we sort of threw together this episode at the last moment because Elliott was visiting New York, so we skip the usual letters and recommendation segments. Don't worry, though -- we still manage to talk for 100 minutes. Because it's Star Wars.

Wikipedia synopsis of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Ep. #300 - The Wicker Man

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Dec 2019 13:30:00 +0000

Well, we made it to three hundred, guys. And it only took us 12 years. What a triumph of the human spirit. Or monument to three lives sorely misused. One of those two things. But hey! It's Cagemas, when we celebrate the work of Saint Nicolas Cage! And Hallie's here! And we're talking about The Wicker Man! That's a 300th birthday to be proud of Meanwhile Elliott and Stu really love pronouncing "raspberries," Dan wonders how long you can hold bullets, and Hallie isn't gonna let motherhood tank her Flop House Q rating.

Wikipedia synopsis of The Wicker Man

No recommendations in this episode, just some Flop House nostalgia.

Ep. #299 - The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 Dec 2019 13:30:00 +0000

We attempt to exploit the zeitgeist by... reviewing a movie from 1969. We may not be good at this zeitgeist thing. More to the point -- since Disney+ has been in the news, we attempt to bask in some reflected glory by talking about the young Kurt Russell Disney live-action vehicle, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (thanks to longtime Daily Show producer and head researcher Adam Chodikoff for the idea). Meanwhile Stu makes the fatal error of encouraging Elliott's singing, Elliott takes us inside the pitch meetings for our favorite cereal mascots, and Dan has the plague.

Ep. #298 - Venom LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Nov 2019 13:30:00 +0000

No, you didn't dream it. Way back in January the Peaches went to the University of Wisconsin, Madison (the dead of winter being the best time to visit the upper Midwest), and they discussed the infamous anti-hero superhero movie, Venom. This is that!

Wikipedia synopsis for Venom

Ep. #297 - Mortal Engines

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 9 Nov 2019 13:30:00 +0000

Enough about small failures like Slender Man, let's talk about massive, hubristic failures like Mortal Engines! Meanwhile Stuart discourses on other evil Valentines in fiction, Elliott's got Morgan Spurlock's reciepts, Dan doesn't understand how a single goddamn thing in this movie works, and we're joined by Brendan Hay, executive producer for Harvey Girls Forever!

Wikipedia synopsis of Mortal Engines

Movies recommended in this episode:

Ep. #296 - Slender Man

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 26 Oct 2019 12:30:00 +0000

Shocktober 2019 concludes with our dissection of the Internet meme/creepypasta horror film, Slender Man. Thanks to Max Fun HQ for letting us pop in and use an actual studio for once. Meanwhile Stuart tells a tale of nude figure drawing, Dan reveals karaoke antics, and Elliott's not afraid of businessmen.

Wikipedia synopsis of Slender Man

Movies recommended in this episode:

Boy

Three Tears on Bloodstained Flesh

Who Let the Dogs Out

Ep. #295 - The Nun

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 12 Oct 2019 08:14:44 +0000

We dip our toe into Shocktober by discussing one of the million court-mandated "The Conjuring" spin-offs, The Nun. Meanwhile Dan prefers that all demon-fighting talk be kept to work hours, Elliott takes down New Age music, and Stuart demands that you stop preaching at him.

Wikipedia synopsis of The Nun

Movies recommended in this episode:

Child's Play

Velvet Buzzsaw

Emitai

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

October 12 (THAT'S TODAY, JERKS!) – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #294 - Love on a Leash

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 Sep 2019 12:30:00 +0000

For the second episode of Smalltember (Smallvember) 2019, we cave to overwhelming demand and discuss Love on a Leash. Meanwhile, Elliott ain't your daddy's Crypt Keeper, Dan exhibits his remarkable ability for telling two voices apart, and Stuart isn't having a breakdown, that really IS the plot of the movie.

Love on a Leash HAS no Wikipedia page.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Tigers Are Not Afraid

Paris is Burning

The Murderer Lives at Number 21

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep.#293 -- The Joke Thief

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 14 Sep 2019 12:30:00 +0000

Smalltember (Smallvember) begins with a return appearance by the Flop House's favorite (insomuch as a terrible asshole can be a favorite) Canadian energy drink magnate-turned-filmmaker, Frank D'angelo, and his latest cinematic leavings, The Joke Thief. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his love for all things Stu, Dan gives a few minor script notes, and Elliott's Nicholas Cage has snakes on the brain.

You know? Honestly the Wikipedia page for this movie has almost no information.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Satanic Panic

Always Shine

Tea With the Dames

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #292 - Welcome to Marwen

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 31 Aug 2019 12:30:00 +0000

Hoo boy, this was a tough one folks. How to navigate the Hollywoodization of a real-life trauma with a dash of weird gender politics? Answer -- less funny than usual, as we discuss Welcome to Marwen. Meanwhile, Elliott completely misunderstands the etymology of "painstaking," Dan details the many tones of Marwen, and Stuart bestows Dan with his Looney Tunes identity.

Wikipedia summary for Welcome to Marwen

Movies recommended in this episode:

Burning

The Head Hunter

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep.# 291 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 Aug 2019 12:30:00 +0000

We're taking a very brief summer break from new recording, and taking the opportunity to release one that we've been holding on to for too long -- Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Recorded at Stuart and Dan's very own alma mater, Earlham College, in Richmond, Indiana!

Wikipedia summary for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

The Flop House -- A FlopTales Teaser!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 10 Aug 2019 12:30:00 +0000

Stuart's been hard at work running more Hogsbottom Three RPGs for Elliott, Stuart, and Flop House favorite guest host Zhubin Parang. Here's a little taste of the first episode of their new adventure!

They're only available on the Maximum Fun bonus feed, exclusive for donors, so if you want this, and other wonderful bonus content from all the Max Fun shows, please become a member!

Thanks to Alexander Smith for editing the episodes, putting together the sound effects, and composing the music.

Ep.#290 - Meatballs Part II

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 3 Aug 2019 12:30:00 +0000

We're joined by the wonderful Sharlene Wellington, owner or partner in many lovely Brooklyn bars (also, she's married to Stu). She wanted to discuss the 1984 summer camp comedy Meatballs Part II, and as three middle-aged men who were raised on dumb 80's shit, who were we to argue? Meanwhile, Sharlene brings her Jewish summer camp experience to the fore, Elliott waxes poetic about making first contact, Stuart promises some future Baby Boomer rants, and Dan takes us on a trip through Meatballs history.

Wikipedia summary for Meatballs Part II

Movies recommended in this episode:

Matinee

Midsommar

The Sisters Brothers

The Devil Wears Prada

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #289 - Robin Hood

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 20 Jul 2019 12:30:00 +0000

Straight from the glamorous and echoey Minneapolis airport-adjacent La Quinta inn, it's all three of the peaches in the same room, chewing over the Taron Egerton, not-your-daddy's-Robin Hood. Meanwhile Dan talks a surprising amount about the Scarlet Pimpernel, Elliott talks about why the Sheriff of Nottingham's goons are a superstitious, cowardly lot, and Stuart is F. Murray Enthusiastic.

Wikipedia summary for Robin Hood

Movies recommended in this episode:

Spider-Man: Far From Home

The Hole in the Ground

The Adventures of Robin Hood

The Gunfighter

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #288 - The Haunting of Sharon Tate

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 6 Jul 2019 12:30:00 +0000

We were so delighted to have longtime Friend-and-Fan-of-Flop, Natalie Walker on the program! We were somewhat less delighted by the film she inexplicably chose, The Haunting of Sharon Tate. Life gives, and life takes. Meanwhile, Stuart hijacks the podcast to discuss the TV show "Younger," Dan shows his shameful lack of knowledge about the Manson murders, and masterful singer Natalie is somehow delighted by Elliott's caterwauling.

Wikipedia page for The Haunting of Sharon Tate

Movies recommended in this episode:

Under the Shadow

The Kid Brother

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Bathtubs Over Broadway

Ep. #287 - Glass

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Jun 2019 12:30:00 +0000

We took a break from live show prep in Portland to return to our beloved M. Night Shyamalan and the last film of his surprise trilogy, Glass. Meanwhile Stuart drags the Philly skyline, Dan points out the problem with exhaustive rule books, and Elliott takes a brave stand against sexist comics store clerks.

Wikipedia synopsis for Glass

Movies recommended in this episode:

Always Be My Maybe

Overlord

Broadway Melody of 1936

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (early show SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets to the later show!)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #286 - Replicas

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 8 Jun 2019 12:30:00 +0000

With John Wick 3 tearing up the theaters, we discuss this year's OTHER Keanu Reeves movie, Replicas. Meanwhile Dan repeats an old adage about beans, Stuart can't pronounce "Keanu," and Elliott's son really messes up our rhythm.

Wikipedia synopsis for Replicas

Movies recommended in this episode:J

Booksmart

Avengement

Cold War

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall – TICKET SALES ARE SLUGGISH, SO PLEASE COME OUT!

July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #285 - Serenity

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 25 May 2019 12:30:00 +0000

We discuss something that's been on our want list for a while: the genre-hopping bonkers twist-em-up, Serenity. And to do so, we are joined by the delightful Jenny Jaffe, whose attachment to this film can surely be described as "healthy." Meanwhile Stuart explains costume-care in the stripper industry, Elliott introduces his new hit character "Crawdaddy," and Dan's reaction to the film is a real twist ending!

Wikipedia synopsis for Serenity

Movies recommended in this episode:

John Wick 3: Parabellum

Long Shot

Alice in the Cities

Police Story/Police Story 2

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall - TICKET SALES ARE SLUGGISH, SO PLEASE COME OUT!

July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #284 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 11 May 2019 12:30:00 +0000

Elliott, noted non Pot-head, talks about the Potterverse sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald. Meanwhile Elliott talks Charles Dickens crossovers, Stuart almost causes his own brain to explode, saying something nice about Dan Fogler, and Dan is tricked into a lifelong commitment.

Wikipedia synopsis for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall

July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #283 - The Mummy LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Apr 2019 12:30:00 +0000

It’s been so long, we can't even REMEMBER when we recorded this show on Tom Cruise's The Mummy. But it's from Seattle and it's on tape, so here it is!

Wikipedia synopsis for The Mummy

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall

July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #282 - Castle Freak

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 Apr 2019 12:30:00 +0000

It's the moment you've all been waiting for -- we discuss the fabled Castle Freak. And we don't do it alone! We do it with noted B-movie aficionado Joe Bob Briggs who you can also see on Shudder's "The Last Drive-In." Meanwhile, Dan asks salient questions about Grimace's anatomy, Elliott denies all of Dan's best bits, and Stuart fulfills his destiny.

Wikipedia synopsis for Castle Freak

Movies recommended in this episode:

Chopping Mall

TerrorVision

Howling: New Moon Rising

Atlantic City

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall

July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #281 - The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 30 Mar 2019 12:30:00 +0000

MAX FUN DRIVE part TWO! We talk about The Nutcracker and the Four Realms, which Elliott chose for some baffling reason. Meanwhile, Elliott explains Richard Gere's Mothman issues, Stuart reveals the scariest number of ghosts, and Dan takes the show off-road to an abandoned farm.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

Movies recommended in this episode:

Jason and the Argonauts

A Bigger Spash

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall

July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night)

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #280 - Peppermint

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Mar 2019 12:30:00 +0000

It's MAX FUN DRIVE time, everyone! That means we're putting out an extra episode on a week we'd normally take off and drink pina coladas or something. Instead we watched the Jennifer Garner revenge fantasy Peppermint, and hoo boy is it racist! Meanwhile, Elliott reveals his Mandela effect defense attorney strategy, Stuart gets lost in his thoughts, and YOU'RE NOT DAN'S DAD, JESSE.

If you like what we do, and you have the means, please consider becoming a Max Fun DONOR!

Wikipedia synopsis for Peppermint

Movies recommended in this episode:

Captain Marvel

The Wailing

Early Man

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

June 8 – PORTLAND – Revolution Hall

July 13 – MINNEAPOLIS – Parkway

September 28 – BOSTON – WBUR CitySpace

October 12 – LOS ANGELES – The Regent Theater

Ep. #279 - The Dark Tower LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 12:30:00 +0000

We continue to exploit our vault of unreleased live shows, with this discussion of The Dark Tower, with special additional guest co-host, Hallie Haglund, the star of the show. And for those who don't dig live shows, good news! Since next week is Max Fun Drive, we'll be releasing an EXTRA EPISODE during a week we'd normally be dark. Everyone wins!

Wikipedia synopsis for The Dark Tower

LIVE SHOW DATES 2019!

June 8 - PORTLAND - Revolution Hall

July 13 - MINNEAPOLIS - Parkway

September 28 - BOSTON - WBUR CitySpace (TWO shows in one night)

October 12 - LOS ANGELES - The Regent Theater

Ep. #278 - Oscar Review Special

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 2 Mar 2019 13:30:00 +0000

By popular demand, we talk about all the glitz and glamor that is... OSCAR!

Movies recommended in this episode:

Black Coal, Thin Ice Piercing Minding the Gap

Ep.#277 - Catwoman

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 16 Feb 2019 16:19:43 +0000

We reached into our archives, all the way back to 2017, to bring you this performance taped at the Now Hear This podcast festival. Elliott's not here (something about it being "too far to fly across the whole country for an unpaid gig, waaah waaah waaaah), but we've replaced him with guest host Ronny Chieng of Crazy Rich Asians and The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Did we hold onto this so long, just to wait until Ronny was a BIG MOVIE STAR? Perhaps!

Ep. #276 - Life Itself

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 2 Feb 2019 13:30:00 +0000

We don't usually editorialize on our own show, but... this is a good one, guys. The gang got together in a hotel room after our Madison, Wisconsin live show to discuss Life Itself, one of the most baffling, and most pleased with itself movies ever made, about nothing less than THE HUMAN CONDITION. Meanwhile, Stuart explains the secret history of the Zales shadow, Elliott reveals God's secret message to us via olives, and Dan suggests you just cover yourself in

Wikipedia synopsis for Life Itself

Movies recommended in this episode:

Hotel Artemis Standoff at Sparrow Creek Kumiko the Treasure Hunter

Ep. #275 - The Meg

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 19 Jan 2019 13:30:00 +0000

It's Jason Statham and a giant shark. Whaddaya need, a roadmap? We discuss The Meg. Meanwhile, Dan reveals a surprising science fact about Meg Ryan, Elliott reveals that Swamp Thing is the ideal male body, and Stuart's feet have a surprising superpower.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Meg

Movies recommended in this episode:

Easy Living Rust Creek Can You Ever Forgive Me

Ep. #274 - Gotti

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 Jan 2019 13:30:00 +0000

This one topped the lists of the worst movies of 2018, and it was so bad Dan barely understood what the fuck was happening, which you can tell, based on how little he can bring himself to say. Luckily, Elliott makes up for it by never shutting up. We discuss Gotti. Meanwhile, Stuart explains what it's like to play a game with Dan, Elliott starts a new podcast devoted to the human body's holes, and as always, when it comes to letters, Dan is a consummate professional.

Wikipedia synopsis for Gotti

Movies recommended in this episode:

Under the Silver Lake Mausoleum We Need to Talk About Kevin First Reformed

LIVE SHOWS:

The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26

The Flop House in Brooklyn on 2/3

Ep. #273 - The Humanity Bureau

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Dec 2018 16:14:35 +0000

Can the magic of Cagemas overcome the most rote Nicholas Cage vehicle we've ever discussed, The Humanity Bureau? Meanwhile, Stuart reminisces about the Cage days of his youth, Dan writes a happy ending for some Foodfight! characters, and Elliott sets down some strict boundaries surrounding his son's bath time.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Humanity Bureau

Movies recommended in this episode:

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Leprechaun Returns Summer 1993

LIVE SHOWS:

The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26

Ep. #272 - Pottersville

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 8 Dec 2018 16:05:23 +0000

We talk about the inexplicably star-studded comedy, The Bigfoot Who Saved Christmas. Excuse us, "Pottersville." Meanwhile, Stuart brags about his back strength, Dan uncovers the world of Raising Cain conventions, and Elliott goes on his longest (most infuriating?) bit ever.

Wikipedia synopsis for Pottersville

Movies recommended in this episode:

Anything Goes Suspiria Blindspotting

LIVE SHOWS:

The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26

Ep. #271 - Death Wish

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 24 Nov 2018 13:30:00 +0000

Why is Bruce Willis starring in an NRA recruitment video? Wait, this is a MOVIE? Are you sure? We talk about Death Wish. Meanwhile, Elliott writes the horror movie "Dr. Sleepypants," we get insight into Stu's endless Critters gifs, and Dan shows off his kaleidoscopic character work, during pie talk.

Wikipedia synopsis for Death Wish

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Old Man & the Gun A Star is Born Shirkers

LIVE SHOWS:

The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26

Ep. #270 - Interview with the Vampire

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 10 Nov 2018 17:48:35 +0000

Remember that surprisingly well-defined contest Elliott spearheaded a few episodes back? Well the contest winner decided what we should watch, and it was Interview with the Vampire. Will we fall victim to its bloodsucking charms? Meanwhile, Elliott apologizes to goths, Stuart lists a few Ecks vs. Sever sequels, and Dan disputes the very premise of the movie.

Wikipedia synopsis for Interview with the Vampire

Movies recommended in this episode:

First Man The Night Comes for Us Save the Tiger

Ep #269 - Friend Request

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Oct 2018 12:30:00 +0000

It's our second SHOCKTOBER episode (not that you'd know it, because Dan keeps forgetting to plug in the fucking Shocktober theme)! This time, we return to the social media horror well, with Friend Request. Meanwhile, Elliott gives a peek behind the curtain of Teddy Ruxpin fanatics, Stuart tells us what this movie really should be called, and Dan... well we're still mad at Dan for NOT PUTTING IN THE GODDAMN SHOCKTOBER THEME.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Hold the Dark Apostle The Funeral

Ep #268 - Truth or Dare

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 Oct 2018 12:30:00 +0000

The most wondrous time of the year, SHOCKTOBER is here! And to start us off, we watched Truth or Dare AKA Blumhouse's Truth or Dare AKA Teens be Dyin'. Meanwhile, Elliott explains the miracle of birth, Dan explains the fear of death, and Stuart spins tales of spring break memories.

Wikipedia synopsis for Truth or Dare

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Duelists Undisputed 3: Redemption What Keeps You Alive

Ep. #267 - Dwegons and Leprechauns

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Sep 2018 15:52:28 +0000

We close out Smalltember with one of our "favorite" genres: the ill-conceived, micro-budgeted computer animated film. And Dwegons and Leprechauns is a horrific, fever dream of a doozy. Meanwhile, Dan remains the master of the unintended double entendre, Stuart ponders what "dweg" means, and Elliott insists we kill a Muppet.

No Wikipedia page for Dwegons and Leprechauns, as if someone is working to WIPE ALL EVIDENCE OF THIS MOVIE FROM EXISTENCE. (God bless them.)

Movies recommended in this episode

BlackkKlansman Mandy Tampopo

LIVE SHOWS:

The Flop House in Richmond, IN on 11/3

The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26

Ep. #266 - Slamma Jamma

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Sep 2018 12:30:00 +0000

For our first Smalltember episode of 2018, we discuss Slamma Jamma, the film about slam dunking your way to Jesus. Meanwhile, Elliott gives us some hat-wearing etiquette, Dan is upset that the characters aren't criminal masterminds, and Stuart sets everything right by making it clear he's just kidding.

Wikipedia page for Slamma Jamma

Movies recommended in this episode

Body Bags The Tale Operation Finale

Ep. #265 - Geostorm LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Sep 2018 12:30:00 +0000

The Peaches are still on their life-mandated summer break, so we bring you this second live episode, straight from the Historic Sixth & I Synagogue in Washington, D.C. We'll be back with normal episodes soon, we promise! Until then, enjoy Geostorm!

Wikipedia synopsis for Geostorm

Ep. #264 - The Emoji Movie LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 Aug 2018 13:05:26 +0000

Elliott just had his second child, and Dan is about to move apartments, so in the middle of all this peach upheaval, we dig out a live show from the vaults. Specifically, our San Francisco show, where we discussed The Emoji Movie.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Emoji Movie

Ep. #263 - Samson

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Aug 2018 15:30:19 +0000

Jordan Morris joins the peaches to talk about the biblical story that somehow Dan always wants to spell "Sampson," Samson. Meanwhile Dan advocates for all-hours masturbation, Elliott rewrites the hit film "Book Club," Stuart gets all hyped up for the appearance of an old god, and Jordan talks about a tiny little MaxFun project that's had absolutely no promotion.

Wikipedia synopsis for Samson

Movies recommended in this episode

Tragedy Girls Oculus The Painted Veil L7: Pretend We're Dead

Ep. #262 - Sherlock Gnomes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:18:47 +0000

We discuss Sherlock Gnomes, the sequel to Gnomeo and Juliet, the first movie entirely based on a stupid rhyme. Meanwhile Stuart somehow forgets the song Rocket Man, Elliott remembers every OTHER song, and Dan talks far too much about sex swings.

Wikipedia synopsis for Sherlock Gnomes

Movies recommended in this episode

Incredibles 2 The Purchase Price Assassination Games Hereditary

Ep. #261 - The Hurricane Heist

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000

On this episode we discuss the alliterative disaster-heist movie hybrid The Hurricane Heist. Meanwhile Stuart is tired, Dan is hungover, Elliott is at his in-laws, and by the time this episode drops 2/3 of us will be on vacation, so let's all just pretend I wrote more detailed show notes, okay?

Wikipedia synopsis for The Hurricane Heist

Movies recommended in this episode

Human Highway Andre the Giant Gilbert Sorry to Bother You

Ep.#260 - Brain Smasher... A Love Story

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:05:53 +0000

On this episode April Wolfe from Switchblade Sisters and Who Shot Ya? joins us to discuss a direct-to-video movie you've probably only heard about if you had HBO back in the early 90's: Brain Smasher... A Love Story. Meanwhile Elliott reveals his pro-samurai agenda, Stuart reveals his imprisoning Garfield fantasies, and Dan impugns the Muppets' ability as Broadway hitmakers.

Wikipedia synopsis for Brain Smasher... A Love Story

Movies recommended in this episode

Upgrade Revenge I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore Journey Into Fear

Ep. #259 - Fifty Shades Freed

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 9 Jun 2018 15:08:02 +0000

Hey, whaddaya know, with Fifty Shades Freed, we did our first full trilogy. Or, because it's Fifty Shades, should we call it a THRILLogy? No. No we shouldn't. Meanwhile Elliott discusses the most cutting-edge cenobite, Stuart briefly becomes Gene Shalit, and Dan has old man ears.

Wikipedia synopsis for Fifty Shades Freed

Movies recommended in this episode

Solo: A Star Wars Story Secretary Come and Get It

Ep. #258 - Justice League

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 26 May 2018 12:30:00 +0000

With Infinity War breaking records, it's time to check in with that OTHER cinematic universe, that hath given the Flop House so much, with our look at Justice League. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals Donatello's government job, Dan misreads the title, and Elliott posits that Batman is the result of inbreeding.

Also, there was a problem with Elliott's audio track this week, so we had to switch to a backup recording halfway through. Apologies for the diminished audio quality. We're as annoyed as you are.

Wikipedia synopsis for Justice League

Movies recommended in this episode

Bone Tomahawk Hard Boiled Advise & Consent

Ep. #257 - The Greatest Showman

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 12 May 2018 15:37:05 +0000

Because Huge Ackman so desperately wanted to do a big, original musical, we found ourselves watching The Greatest Showman. And it sure is... showy. Meanwhile, Elliott names off cold-based DC villains, Stuart has feelings on the name Phineas, and Dan apparently goes into a brief memory coma.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Greatest Showman

Movies recommended in this episode

The Little Hours Ingrid Goes West The Endless

Ep. #256 - Power Rangers

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 Apr 2018 15:40:57 +0000

Because they haven't gotten around to a gritty Saved by the Bell reboot, we discuss Power Rangers. Meanwhile, Elliott gives us the local news report, Stuart calls Elliott to task for the laziness of his impressions, and Dan inadvertently says the grossest thing that's ever been on the show.

Wikipedia synopsis for Power Rangers

Movies recommended in this episode

You Were Never Really Here It Comes at Night Private Parts

Ep. #255 - The Layover

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 14 Apr 2018 15:39:57 +0000

The Max Fun Drive is technically over, but if you go to maximumfun.org/donate, this weekend, it'll still count! As for us, we watched "William H. Macy Surrounds Himself With Beautiful Women: The Movie" AKA "The Layover." Meanwhile, Dan insults the noble profession of teaching, Elliott reminds us of that time Bill Clinton awarded a medal to a character from Con Air, and Stuart is a Layover detective, picking up all the clues.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Layover

Movies recommended in this episode

The Blood of Heroes The Death of Stalin It's Always Fair Weather

Ep. #254 - Kidnap

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 31 Mar 2018 14:03:19 +0000

It's the Max Fun Drive, everyone! So put down your phones and go donate at maximumfun.org/donate, while you're thinking about it! Everyone back? Good. Because we had a lot of fun watching the Halle Berry Taken-style thriller, Kidnap, and we think you can tell. Meanwhile, Stuart details problems with his Alexa, Dan speculates unfairly about swamp folk, and Elliott reminds us all he's a father again.

Wikipedia synopsis for Kidnap

Movies recommended in this episode

Thoroughbreds Good Time Thelma and Louise

Ep. #253 - The Snowman

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 Mar 2018 16:16:47 +0000

Mister Police, you could have saved us from watching The Snowman. You gave us all the clues. Meanwhile, Elliott takes us behind the scenes at Shrek, Stuart bravely reveals his medical syndrome, and creepo Dan McCoy is a creepy creep.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Snowman

Movies recommended in this episode

Southern Comfort Annihilation Silence

Ep. 252 - The Book of Henry LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 3 Mar 2018 18:05:55 +0000

Another from our backlog of live shows! This one is from Toronto, our discussion of The Book of Henry!

Wikipedia synopsis for The Book of Henry

Ep. #251 - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 Feb 2018 17:21:26 +0000

We watch one we were all honestly pretty excited about: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Were we all as excited once we were done? Meanwhile Dan introduces a new Jeff Foxworthy routine, Elliott explains Nicholas Cage's pursuit of Bernadette Peters, and 'allo 'allo? Oo's back again, then, Stuart?

Wikipedia synopsis for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Movies recommended in this episode

Mom and Dad Raw Now, Voyager

Ep. #250 - The Apple

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 3 Feb 2018 16:04:43 +0000

Hey, we found a guy from much more popular podcasts than ours to come guest host with us. Travis McElroy from My Brother My Brother and Me and The Adventure Zone (and like 50 others) joins us to discuss the movie he insisted we watch, The Apple. It's... a trip. Meanwhile Elliott clarifies the plot to Bosom Buddies, Dan refuses to meet an actual vampire, Stuart reveals a Julian Sands secret, and Travis quickly discovers that the easiest way to fit in is to bully Dan.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Apple

Movies recommended in this episode

Kingsman: The Golden Circle High Tension Phantom Thread Rabid Columbus

Ep.# 249 - The Great Wall LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 20 Jan 2018 13:30:00 +0000

We dig into our vaults to bring you this live The Great Wall episode, from the Philly Podcast Festival!

Wikipedia synopsis for The Great Wall

Ep.#247 - Bright

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 6 Jan 2018 17:13:09 +0000

Two in-person episodes in a row? This one recorded in Dan's apartment? Must be a post-Cagemas miracle! And to ring in the New Year, we talk about Netflix's racially shaky blockbuster Bright. Meanwhile, Dan explains his dimension of shrimp, Elliott likely angers Marc Maron, and Stuart is Ike Barinholtz's number one fan.

Wikipedia synopsis for Bright

Movies recommended in this episode

A Dark Song Brawl in Cell Block 99 I, Tonya Logan Lucky Dunkirk

Ep.#247 - Inconceivable

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Dec 2017 14:00:00 +0000

Merry Cagemas everyone! Reunited and it feels so good -- we recorded this one all together, in Dan's hotel room in San Francisco. What made we of the Cage-light domestic thriller Inconceivable? You'll have to listen to find out. Meanwhile, Stu has photographic recall of Unforgettable, Elliott explains the genealogy of the "O" family, and Dan is just a vast expanse of flesh.

Wikipedia synopsis for Inconceivable

Movies recommended in this episode

The Verdict The Devil's Candy The Furies

Ep.#246 - 50 Shades Darker LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 9 Dec 2017 14:00:00 +0000

We reached into the vault to finally release this gem from back in the summer, the first and only time we've had an extra guest at a live show, the always lovable Hallie Haglund. And what better thing for three gross dudes to discuss with a woman than 50 Shades Darker?

Wikipedia synopsis for 50 Shades Darker

LIVE SHOWS

Dec. 9 – San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Ep.#245 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 25 Nov 2017 18:37:54 +0000

We're doing another podcrawl, along with Read it and Weep and Too Beautiful to Live! They covered the first two of the original Ninja Turtles movies, and we covered Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III aka the one where they go back in time and wear samurai garb that is somehow fitted to giant turtles. Meanwhile, Stu reveals Elliott's diaper secret, Dan has an energy drink scam, and Elliott poses a question about inter-generational incest.

Wikipedia synopsis for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

Movies recommended in this episode

Lady Bird Found Footage 3D Sawdust and Tinsel

LIVE SHOWS

Dec. 9 – San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Ep. #244 - Unforgettable

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 11 Nov 2017 16:05:04 +0000

Our love (?) affair with Katherine Heigl continues, as we discuss the crazy ex-wife thriller "Unforgettable." Meanwhile Elliott leans deep into dad jokes, Stuart discourses on the racism of a Mexican restaurant, and Dan''s covered in chili.

Wikipedia synopsis for Unforgettable

Movies recommended in this episode

The Shop Around the Corner Thor: Ragnorok Crimson Peak The Lost City of Z

LIVE SHOWS

Dec. 9 – San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Ep. #243 - The Bye Bye Man

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 Oct 2017 15:01:58 +0000

Shocktober concludes with the playfully titled The Bye Bye Man, starring the titular Bye Bye Man and some boring people. Meanwhile, Elliott channels Freddy Kreuger to give the Bye Bye Man some advice, Stu explains Dan doesn't have to pick up floor food, and Dan has some questions about fish blow jobs.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Bye Bye Man

Movies recommended in this episode

Applecart Gerald's Game Happy Death Day Queen of Earth Christine

LIVE SHOWS

Dec. 9 – San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Ep. #242 - Rings LIVE!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 14 Oct 2017 15:59:44 +0000

We discuss Rings, live at the Regent Theater in downtown L.A., with special guest Jordan Morris of Jordan Jesse Go!

Wikipedia synopsis for Rings

LIVE SHOWS

Oct. 21 – Toronto, at the Royal Theater

Dec. 9 – San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Ep. #241 - Pass Thru

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 30 Sep 2017 15:37:51 +0000

Smalltember Small-Stars concludes with Pass Thru, a.k.a. us revisiting the endless well of crazy that is Neil Breen, the lumpy messiah-complex-ed Las Vegas architect who's also a one-man moviemaking factory. Will we be as charmed by him this time around? Meanwhile, Stu rails against those who rail against political correctness, Dan reveals childhood spider trauma, and Elliott is under attack by helicopters.

Wikipedia page for Neil Breen

Movies recommended in this episode

Salesman mother! Inside No. 9

LIVE SHOWS

Oct. 8 – The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater

Oct. 21 – The whole gang in Toronto, at the Royal Theater

Dec. 9 – The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Ep. #240 - Sicilian Vampire

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 16 Sep 2017 15:55:56 +0000

It's Smalltember Small-Stars, with a return to Frank D'Angelo, the Canadian energy drink magnate and bad movie savant behind No Depo$it. This time we discuss his undead Italian saga, Sicilian Vampire. Meanwhile Stuart is on about millennials, Dan poses a salient point about bananas, and Elliott is bound and determined to go through this movie beat-by-beat.

Wikipedia page for Sicilian Vampire

LIVE SHOWS

Oct. 8 – The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater

Oct. 21 - The whole gang in Toronto, at the Royal Theater

Dec. 9 – The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Ep, #239 - Ghost in the Shell

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 2 Sep 2017 12:30:00 +0000

We're back, baby! And we're all ready to jack into the matrix to cyber-brain download Ghost in the Shell, or something. Meanwhile, Dan goes all googly eyes, Stuart spins some controversial theories about Middle-Earth, and Elliott takes us down to his seafood restaurant.

And yes, we hear that crackling noise on Elliott's audio too. We have no idea why it happened, but we're working on it. Let's hope our cross-country recording isn't bedeviled by Gremlins.

Wikipedia synopsis for Ghost in the Shell

LIVE SHOWS

Sept. 9 – No Elliott, but with Ronny Chieng in New York at the Now Hear This Festival

Oct. 8 – The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater

Dec. 9 – The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Ep. #238 - xXx: The Return of Xander Cage LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 19 Aug 2017 14:14:44 +0000

While Elliott's making the transition into the relaxed SoCal lifestyle, we're running some shows we have in the bank, like this live show from back in the winter, which may have been our best one yet. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Hitchcock's commercial work, Stuart wants us to know that he can do impressions too, and Dan accidentally says something untoward about his mom.

Wikipedia synopsis for xXx: The Return of Xander Cage

LIVE SHOWS

Sept. 9 – No Elliott, but with Ronny Chieng in New York at the Now Hear This Festival

Oct. 8 – The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater

Dec. 9 – The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Ep. #237 - Ishtar

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 Aug 2017 15:07:30 +0000

It's an emotional moment. This is the last regular episode where all three peaches will be in Dan's apartment recording together, in the same space. It's also the ten year anniversary of this dumb podcast's existence. So how did we celebrate it? By taking a look at what was supposedly the worst movie back when we were growing up, Ishtar. Elliott vastly improves "Meet Dave," Dan somehow misses some nudity, and Stuart talks about a "tug in his butt," whatever that means. We're gonna miss this, guys.

Wikipedia synopsis for Ishtar

Movies recommended in this episode:

Robin Hood John Wick: Chapter 2 Winter Kills

LIVE SHOWS

Sept. 9 - No Elliott, but with (hopefully) Ronny Chieng in New York at the Now Hear This Festival

Oct. 10 - The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater

Dec. 9 - The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Ep. #236 - Suicide Squad LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Jul 2017 13:34:55 +0000

We reach way back into the Flop House vault to bring you a live show from the winter, with Suicide Squad. The commercials are all-new, though. That's good for something, right? Meanwhile, Elliott tries to sell us the character of the Joker, Stuart suggests the hell of being Boomarang, and Dan is accident prone.

Wikipedia synopsis for Suicide Squad

Ep. #235 - USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 8 Jul 2017 14:46:56 +0000

It's Cagemas in July, with the utterly forgotten USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage. Meanwhile, Stu teaches us how the cool kids say "Indianapolis," Elliott makes fun of an adorable old veteran, and Dan invents the WWDND bracelet. Meanwhile, Owen Wilson shows up way too much.

Wikipedia synopsis for USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage

Movies recommended in this episode:

I Am Not Your Negro Crumb Baby Driver

LIVE SHOW ALERT! We’ll be at the PHILLY PODCAST FESTIVAL on July 16th at 8:30 pm!

Ep. #234 - The Accountant

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 24 Jun 2017 15:10:33 +0000

It's the movie that thinks autism is the secret to becoming a John Wick-style super-killer, The Accountant. Meanwhile Elliott details Randy Newman's difficulty with dirty rhymes, Dan exhausts his knowledge of Zurich, Stuart hates Cheerios, and we all make some probably ill-advised jokes about the murder of Jean Smart.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Accountant

Movies recommended in this episode:

Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb The Blackcoat's Daughter The Sympathizer

LIVE SHOW ALERT! We’ll be at the PHILLY PODCAST FESTIVAL on July 16th at 8:30 pm!

Ep.#233 - The Comedian

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 10 Jun 2017 12:30:00 +0000

We discuss the most accurate and hilarious movie about stand-up ever made, The Comedian. Meanwhile Dan starts off the show by being gross, Stuart reveals his favorite kind of turtle, and Elliott tells us about a few nursery rhyme comedians. Apologies for the continued low Stuart audio. We're trying to get to the bottom of it.

Wikipedia synopsis for A The Comedian

Movies recommended in this episode:

We Are Still Here She Wore a Yellow Ribbon The Muppet Movie

LIVE SHOW ALERT! We'll be at the Alamo Drafthouse Brooklyn, riffing over Nic Cage's Stolen on June 22 at 7:30 pm.

Also, we’ll be at the PHILLY PODCAST FESTIVAL on July 16th at 8:30 pm!

Flop House Promotional Movie Minute

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 2 Jun 2017 20:10:20 +0000

Just a little note and some goofery about our live show.

Ep.#232 - A Dog's Purpose

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 May 2017 14:16:11 +0000

We watch the dog grief porn A Dog's Purpose. Meanwhile Dan gets to the bottom of a Lassie mystery, Stuart gives us a hall pass, and Elliott masturbates to rhymes. Apologies for the audio that makes it sound like Stuart is in the other room. We have no idea how that happened.

Wikipedia synopsis for A Dog's Purpose

Movies recommended in this episode:

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Hounds of Love 20th Century Women

LIVE SHOW ALERT! We added another show on June 9 at The Bell House at 10:00 pm! Tickets HERE.

Also, we'll be at the PHILLY PODCAST FESTIVAL on July 16th at 8:30 pm!

Ep. #231 - Mother's Day

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 May 2017 15:07:17 +0000

Just in time for Mother's Day we discuss Mother's Day. Let it never to be said that we don't have our finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist. Meanwhile master of impressions Dan returns, Elliott sells branded Timothy Olyphant pants, Stu explains tattoo reveals, and Paul Sabourin from Paul and Storm guests.

Wikipedia synopsis for Mother's Day

Movies recommended in this episode:

Resolution Colossal Topsy-Turvy Train to Busan Bad Moms

LIVE SHOW ALERT! We added another show on June 9 at The Bell House at 10:00 pm! Tickets HERE.

Ep. #230 - Monster Trucks

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:54:35 +0000

We discuss the movie based on a not-really pun, Monster Trucks. Meanwhile Elliott talks about Love in an Elevator for waaay too long, Stu asks some Saved by the Bell questions, Dan's penis habits are described at length, and we're all sorry about the technical problems in this episode.

Wikipedia synopsis for Monster Trucks

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Void The Purge: Election Year Creed

Ep. #229 - Assassin's Creed

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Apr 2017 14:19:08 +0000

We discuss the movie made up entirely of video game cutscenes, Assassin's Creed. Meanwhile Elliott does the classic "apple bit," we hear another one of Stu's goofs and bloops, and Dan's sick voice is all gravely and such.

Wikipedia synopsis for Collateral Beauty

Movies recommended in this episode:

Suddenly! The Music Room Critters 2

Ep. #228 - Collateral Beauty

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Apr 2017 14:02:33 +0000

We discuss Will Smith's spiritual sequel to Seven Pounds, Collateral Beauty. Meanwhile, Stu unveils his hot new nickname, Elliott tries to get Keira Knightly's attention, and the less said about Dan in this episode, the better.

Wikipedia synopsis for Collateral Beauty

Movies recommended in this episode:

Wonder Boys Get Out Promise

Ep. #227 - 1941

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 25 Mar 2017 14:29:44 +0000

An extra-special bonus episode for the MaxFun Drive, where we're joined by Mr. John Hodgman to talk about Steven Spielberg's legendary flop 1941.

Movies recommended in this episode:

I Wanna Hold Your Hand Manborg The Miracle of Morgan's Creek

Ep. #226 - Max Steel

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 Mar 2017 15:07:01 +0000

We discuss a movie from last year that flopped so badly that Elliott refuses to believe it exists: Max Steel. Meanwhile Dan sings a Carmen Sandiego duet, Stuart gives his fish-based SNL audition, and Elliott texts a lot.

Wikipedia synopsis for Max Steel

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Neon Demon The Devils The Lobster

Ep. #225 - Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Mar 2017 14:52:16 +0000

Why is this movie not in Smalltember? Well, Stu said he wanted to watch Max Magician for his birthday, and we all said "fuck it." Meanwhile Dan doesn't know which corpse to punch, Elliott suggests an alternate course for Teen Wolf, and Stu has no pants.

NO WIKIPEDIA SYNOPSIS for this film. Does it EVEN EXIST?

Movies recommended in this episode:

Moonlight The Edge of Seventeen Lost Soul My Night at Maud's

Ep. #224 - Zoolander 2

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 Feb 2017 13:00:00 +0000

We think this one broke Elliott, guys. We watched the only film Leonard Maltin walked out on: Zoolander 2. Meanwhile Dan totally nails a Mario impression, Stuart decides which Roger Rabbit weasel he is, and Elliott admits his fedora-wearing past.

Wikipedia synopsis for Zoolander 2

Movies recommended in this episode:

A Shot in the Dark Postcards from the Edge Love & Anarchy

Ep. #223 - The Last Witch Hunter

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Feb 2017 15:00:34 +0000

We discuss The Last Witch Hunter. All other witch hunters presumably having been herded into the sea by the Red Bull. Meanwhile Meanwhile Elliott explains man-witches, Dan looks to an extreme James Bond to save a wounded nation, and Stuart is obsessed with billiards.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Last Witch Hunter

Movies recommended in this episode:

Help Session 9 I Married a Witch

Ep. #222 - Home Sweet Hell

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Jan 2017 15:57:32 +0000

We have a homecoming to Katherine Heigl (a heiglcoming? no.) with a movie that truly no one remembered existed but Dan, Home Sweet Hell. Meanwhile Stuart gives us his SNL audition, Dan explains the secret origin of Georgian cuisine, and Elliott plays the game show that's sweeping the nation.

Wikipedia synopsis for Home Sweet Hell

Movies recommended in this episode:

Pennies from Heaven Manchester by the Sea Phantasm Wishmaster

Ep. #221 - Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 Jan 2017 17:39:20 +0000

This is a big one folks. Batman v. Superman v. The Flop House. Meanwhile Stuart makes it very clear this is not your daddy's anything, Dan does a dead-on Katherine Hepburn, and Elliott reveals how Nicholas Cage rents softcore pornography.

Wikipedia synopsis for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Gate Fanny and Alexander Moonlight

Ep.#220 - The Trust

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 24 Dec 2016 13:00:00 +0000

Cagemas comes but once a year. Will Saint Nicholas Cage bring us something glorious or another lump of coal for our cinematic stockings? We discuss The Trust. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his testicle-based library habits, Elliott explores Paul Verhoven's love for California Dreams, and Dan solos on the hot sax.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Trust

Movies recommended in this episode:

Hell or High Water Elle Outcast of the Islands

If you would like to contribute to the Flop House Facebook charity drive for Planned Parenthood, GO HERE.

Ep. #219 - Saving Christmas

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 10 Dec 2016 16:04:08 +0000

It's hard to overstate just how barely the Kirk Cameron "materialism-is-good" explainer Saving Christmas qualifies as a movie. Meanwhile, Stuart talks about his gogurt buying habits, Elliott dramatizes Frank Sinatra's sexual habits, and Dan is genuinely disturbed by this movie's theology.

Wikipedia synopsis for Saving Christmas

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Squid and the Whale Arrival Don't Breathe

If you would like to contribute to the Flop House Facebook charity drive for Planned Parenthood, GO HERE.

Flop House Christmas opening theme by John M. Davis and closing theme by Jon Biegen.

REMINDER: Alamo Brooklyn LIVE SHOW tickets go on sale MONDAY.

Ep. #218 - Nine Lives

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 26 Nov 2016 15:02:13 +0000

Kevin Spacey as a cat sounds just purrrrfect (TM) for the Flop House, so we watched Nine Lives. Meanwhile, Stuart tells of his adventures with Kirsten Dunst, Dan suggests a terrible new method of shooting porn, and Elliott tells an offensive phone book joke.

Wikipedia synopsis for Nine Lives

Movies recommended in this episode:

Waxwork II: Lost in Time Losing Ground Encounters at the End of the World

If you would like to contribute to the Flop House Facebook charity drive for Planned Parenthood, GO HERE.

Buy tickets for the FLOP HOUSE LIVE SHOW.

Ep. #217 - Independence Day: Resurgence

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 12 Nov 2016 13:30:00 +0000

Back to our non-Shocktober fare as we mourn election day with our Independence Day: Resurgence discussion. Meanwhile, Elliott gives the JD Power porn star awards, Stuart's weenus is protected, and Dan cannot leave President Sex Criminal alone.

Wikipedia synopsis for Independence Day: Resurgence

Movies recommended in this episode:

Doctor Strange Dog Soldiers No End A Little Romance

Ep. #216 - The Gallows

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Oct 2016 14:39:29 +0000

On this final SHOCKTOBER episode we discuss the noose-is-loose would-be chiller The Gallows. Meanwhile, Elliott somehow weasels his way out of doing a Muppet voice, Stuart reveals Dick Tracy's bias against the disabled, and Dan somehow doesn't let the movie's plotting make his head explode.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Gallows

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Handmaiden Hunt for the Wilderpeople Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural

Ep. #215 - The Lazarus Effect

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Oct 2016 12:57:32 +0000

Shocktober continues! On this episode we discuss the Flatliners-esque Lazarus Effect. More specific shownotes canceled on account of Dan's sick.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Lazarus Effect

Movies recommended in this episode:

Viy Pet Sematary The Shallows Shin Godzilla

Ep.# 214 - Victor Frankenstein

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Oct 2016 15:25:51 +0000

BOOOGENS! Shocktober begins with Victor Frankenstein, the movie that posits that maybe we don't actually wanna see the monster that much. Meanwhile, Elliott disrespects the death of several major pop artists, Stu brings up Jackie Chan again, and Dan says some weird things about ears and hot dogs.

Wikipedia synopsis for Victor Frankenstein.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Mr. Right The Howling The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean

Ep. #213 - Christian Mingle

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 Sep 2016 16:13:06 +0000

Smalltember/vember continues! On this episode we discuss the feature length ad for a dating website and for God, Christian Mingle. and Stuart explains how to find cartoon porn, Dan checks his website privilege, and Elliott "Weekend at Bernies"es someone very close to him.

Wikipedia synopsis for Christian Mingle.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Mustang The Duke of Burgundy Hard Target 2

Ep. #212 - No Depo$it

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 3 Sep 2016 12:30:00 +0000

Smalltember/vember begins with a movie none of us had heard of until a couple of Canadian listeners pressed a blu-ray into our hot little hands: No Deposit. Meanwhile Elliott reveals Ringo Starr's adventures in New Jersey, Stuart sends a giant child straight to the circus, and Dan delivers a line that should NOT be taken out of context.

NO WIKIPEDIA SYNOPSIS for No Deposit. So here's a page for Frank D'Angelo.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Demolition Man A Midsummer Night's Dream Pather Panchali

Ep. #211 - Godzilla (1998)

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 20 Aug 2016 14:39:57 +0000

At the request of charity contest winner Erik North, we discuss the classic (?) 1998 version of Godzilla. Meanwhile Dan tries to explain Dangerous Liaisons, Elliott surprises no one by reading a Godzilla-centered magazine, and Stuart gives you some advice about how to get milk.

Wikipedia synopsis for Godzilla.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Tickled Hitchcock/Truffaut Everybody Wants Some! Harlan County U.S.A.

MAXFUN MEETUP at HINTERLANDS.

Ep.# 210 - Fantastic Four LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 6 Aug 2016 12:30:00 +0000

Kept in the Flop House Vaults until now, and released because we're on the road in D.C., it's the LIVE Fantastic Four show!

Visit STUART’S BAR, HINTERLANDS.

Ep. #209 - Pay the Ghost

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Jul 2016 13:00:00 +0000

Zhubin Parang joins us for the fourth most magical time on the Flop House calandar: Cagemas in July! It's also time for the political conventions, so more extensive show notes are canceled while Dan jets off to Cleveland and Philly.

Ep.# 208 - Norm of the North

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 9 Jul 2016 13:53:50 +0000

We just can't stop punishing ourselves with bizarre kids' computer animated films. Will Norm of the North be another Guardian of the Highlands or Foodfight!? Meanwhile Stuart has strong feelings on Tyrion Lannister's political positions, Elliott mangles Sinatra, and Dan is far too distracted by his loud cat.

Wikipedia synopsis for Norm of the North.

Movies recommended in this episode

Shallow Grave Lifeboat Sleeping with Other People

Get tickets for our LIVE SHOW in D.C. in August!

Visit STUART’S BAR, HINTERLANDS.

Ep.#207 - The Boy

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 25 Jun 2016 15:50:31 +0000

Elliott is back from his brief sabbatical. Will the possible evil-doll-antics of The Boy make him regret it? Meanwhile Stuart makes people's days better with a choking hazard, Dan's bachelor lifestyle is depressing, and Elliott shares why he has the cleanest poop in town.

Wikipedia synopsis for The Boy.

Movies recommended in this episode

Mistress America De Palma The Face of Another Fright Night

Ep.#206 - The Choice

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 11 Jun 2016 13:00:00 +0000

Hallie rejoins us, while Elliott is briefly away, to determine whether any tears were jerked by the Nicholas Sparks tearjerker, The Choice. Meanwhile Stuart reveals the Hamburglar's m-o, Dan discusses the strange things he's slept on, and Hallie explains the romantic troubles of dating someone on the metric system.

Movies recommended in this episode

Mr. Arkadin Entertainment Cross of Iron

Ep. #205 - Gods of Egypt

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 May 2016 22:41:14 +0000

Live from Cake Shop as part of NYC Podfest. It's Gods of Egypt.

Ep. #204 - We Are Your Friends

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 14 May 2016 16:31:21 +0000

On this episode we discuss the should-be-more-hateable tale of young aspiring DJ douches We Are Your Friends. Meanwhile, Elliott describes a Golden Girls party at length, Stuart burns Broadway, and Dan slowly dies.

Apologies for the wonky audio. Due to his cold, Dan may have made a recording mistake with the microphones.

Movies recommended in this episode:

In the Blood Krampus Captain America: Civil War The 13th Warrior Portrait of Jason

Ep. #203 - Look Who's Talking Now

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 30 Apr 2016 14:09:33 +0000

This episode is part three in a podcrawl with the guys at Read it and Weep, and at Too Beautiful to Live, covering the entire Look Who's Talking trilogy. We got to handle the thrilling conclusion, Look Who's Talking Now. Meanwhile we discover what's in the file titled "Things Stuart Knows," Dan reveals his shameful Simpsons past, and Elliott pitches "Fiddler on the Wolf Goes West."

Movies recommended in this episode:

Ricki and the Flash The Invitation China 9, Liberty 37

Ep. #202 - Burnt

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 16 Apr 2016 10:00:00 +0000

On this episode we run through a tasting menu of Bradley Cooper's assholish behavior in the bad-boy chef movie, Burnt. Meanwhile, Elliott recites some lewd Dr. Seuss, Stuart drops some Friday the 13th science, and Dan suggests a new sort of nativity.

Movies recommended in this episode:

His Girl Friday McCabe and Mrs. Miller The Tin Drum

Ep. #201 - Vice

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 2 Apr 2016 13:56:40 +0000

With the glamour and horror of our 200th/MaxFun Drive episode behind us, we return to meat-and-potatoes flophousery with the little seen sci-fi actioner Vice, starring Flop House repeat offenders Thomas Jane and Bruce Willis. Meanwhile, Elliott explains the risks of marrying Shannon Tweed, Dan takes a fantasy trip to the set of the sitcom Wings, and Stuart makes a shocking leap ahead in Radio Zork

Movies recommended in this episode:

Green Room 10 Cloverfield Lane The Forbidden Room

Ep. #200 - Nothing but Trouble

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 19 Mar 2016 14:15:27 +0000

It's the moment we promised would never happen: we watched Elliott and Dan's stated least-favorite movie of all time, Nothing but Trouble. (Don't worry - despite Elliott's joking claim that if we ever did this film it would be our last, this is NOT our final episode). And to help us out with this special MAX FUN DRIVE episode (donate!), we welcome self-proclaimed minor television celebrity, Mr. John Hodgman. Meanwhile, Elliott breaks out his "Jane Campion accent, Stuart reveals his popcorn secrets, And Hodgman joins in at making fun of Dan's pronunciation.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Sting Witchtrap Broadcast News The Housemaid

Best of the Flop House 2: Ep. 76-125

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Just in time for MaxFun Drive, a little bonus for listeners.

Ep. #199 - Jem and the Holograms

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 Mar 2016 13:18:34 +0000

Don't worry -- we took your boring story about a magical rock-star-making computer and turned it into a thrilling story about YouTube. We talk Jem and the Holograms. Meanwhile, Elliott has a surprisingly deep knowledge of failed Internet concerns, Stuart reveals the hidden bonds between Seal and Salman Rushdie, and Dan is totally blazed.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Slow West Miller's Crossing Cria Cuervos

Ep. #198 - The Cobbler

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 20 Feb 2016 13:19:19 +0000

It's the Jewish magical realism tale that almost made Elliott hate his own Judaism: The Cobbler. Meanwhile, Stuart suffers from cartoon eye degeneration, Dan would like you to know very much that he's a wealthy murderer, and Elliott's singing has started to bleed dangerously outside the letters section.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Deer Hunter The Witch Chi-Raq

Ep. #197 - Seventh Son

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 6 Feb 2016 15:55:15 +0000

Is Seventh Son seventh fun? Perhaps, though we're not sure what "seventh fun" means. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches us on FXXX, Stuart expresses his love for fantasy bullshit maps, and Dan feels terrible about mixing up En Vogue and TLC.

We also debut Jonathan Biegen's "That's How it Works (feat. The Flop House)." And a warning for sensitive listeners -- we briefly get serious during the letters section with some talk about suicide.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Close Range Diary of a Teenage Girl Middle of Nowhere

Ep. #196 - Aloha

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 13:45:30 +0000

Will Cameron Crowe ever rebound from his Elizabethtown slump? Probably not with the even-worse Aloha. Meanwhile, Dan calls out famed painter Leonardo Da Vinci, Elliott can't remember the rich Bazooka Joe cast of characters, and Stu engages in something that's definitely a bit.

Movies recommended in this episode:

It's Such a Beautiful Day Sicario Class of 1984

Flop House CLASSIC FAVORITE - Bullet to the Head

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Thu, 14 Jan 2016 23:29:49 +0000

If you're a new listener, here's a good place to start!

Ep. #195 - The Golden Child

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 9 Jan 2016 15:57:00 +0000

It's a super-sized, super-fun, super-technical-glitch-filled CONTEST WINNER SELECTION EPISODE! Tom Horstmann requested that we watch the 1986's The Golden Child, AKA "Don't worry about rewriting the screenplay; Eddie Murphy can improvise any action movie into a comedy!" Meanwhile Stuart uncovers the racist motives of the BK Kids Club, Elliott takes down beloved dead comedian Bill Hicks, and Dan advocates the Morvern style of menswear.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Man Up The Hateful Eight Coming to America

Ep. #194 - Outcast

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 26 Dec 2015 14:00:00 +0000

For this year's Cagemas we honor both the kindly St. Nicholas Cage, and Star Wars by picking the Cage-Hayden Christiansen joint, Outcast. Meanwhile, Stuart does an ad for Clearasil, Elliott contributes his worst Popeye, and, yet again, Stu and Elliott interrupt Dan when he's trying to do something nice for other people. Merry Cagemas.

Special Cagemas and Cagenuka themes courtesy of Jonathan Biegen.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Big Short Magic Mike XXL Bone Tomahawk

Ep. #193 - United Passions

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 12 Dec 2015 17:19:30 +0000

On this episode we uncharacteristically talk sports, specifically futbol, as we watched the definitely-not-about-a-corrupt-organization FIFA film, United Passions. And who better to join us as we wade into these unfamiliar waters than sports expert and Flop House nemesis, David Kalan. Elliott introduces us to the American Bean Council mascot, Stuart coins an all-new word, Dan instructs you on sportsball Fisher Stevens cosplay, and David tells us a fascinating story about Executive Decision.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Shaolin Soccer Steve Jobs The Battered Bastards of Baseball Beasts of No Nation Sicario Beau Geste

Ep. #192 - Chappie

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 Nov 2015 14:38:49 +0000

Remember when Chappie fever swept the country, with all those pet Chappies, and tickle-me-Chappies? Meanwhile, Elliott describes a literary-technique-based dystopian future, Stuart continues to explain the Internet, and Dan just checks out for a while. Like, he totally doesn't talk for seven minutes or something. Sorry, it was a long week.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Dead or Alive Drunk, Stoned, Brilliant, Dead Wife Premonition Following an Evil Deed

Ep. #191 - Men, Women & Children

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 14 Nov 2015 15:09:12 +0000

Think you're too good for the Oxford comma, Men, Women & Children? WELL WE'RE TOO GOOD FOR YOU. Meanwhile Stu explains "X-Men nudity," Dan makes a call for an annotated Flop House, and Elliott explains the music your kids' kids are gonna love. Oh, and also there's a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Spectre Grandma The Ipcress File Razorback

Ep. #190 - Ouija

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 31 Oct 2015 13:49:55 +0000

Every Shocktober must come, sadly, to an end, but not without our longest (and best?) episode of the month. Dan Macabre, Booart Skellington, and Elliott Killin' are joined by Hellie Haglund to discuss "Ouija," the movie that captures the thrill of moving a piece of wood across a board. Meanwhile Stuart discovers the double-meaning to House II, Dan expands his masterful celebrity impression repertoire, which turns the tables on interrupting Elliott, and Hallie insists that Ingmar Bergman was a breast man.Movies recommended in this episode:SecondsCreepMy Best FiendGinza CosmeticsThanks for all the inquiries about the health of Lulu, Dan's cat. Unfortunately, he and Sarah had to put her to sleep after 12 love-filled years. Her suffering is over, and now she's sniffing Hallie's boots in heaven. We miss her.

Ep. #189 - Deliver Us from Evil

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 Oct 2015 16:23:59 +0000

No show notes because Dan is busy nursing a sick cat.

The Great Switcheroo! Adventure Zone Flop House Takeover

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 10 Oct 2015 13:00:00 +0000

As part of the MaxFun Great Switcheroo, Justin, Travis, Griffin, and Merle McElroy of The Adventure Zone have taken on Leprechaun: Origins. Meanwhile, if you want to hear the Original Peaches (plus guest star Zhubin Parang) you can find them playing D&D over at The Adventure Zone!

Ep. #188 - Unfriended

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 3 Oct 2015 15:14:47 +0000

It's the most magical time of the year! SHOCKTOBER! And this year we're kicking off with the millenials-on-a-computer-screen shocker "Unfriended." Meanwhile, Dan reads movie ad copy, Elliott talks Quidditch injuries, and Stuart reveals his poop fears.Movies recommended in this episode:The VisitThe Leopard ManThe Late Show

Ep. #187 - Fateful Findings

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 12:00:00 +0000

No show notes on account of Emmys.

Ep. #186 - Guardian of the Highlands

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 Sep 2015 13:00:00 +0000

No show notes this week.

Ep. #185 - Grace of Monaco

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Aug 2015 14:07:35 +0000

Straight from Cannes to Lifetime (TM), it's the Grace Kelly biopic, Grace of Monaco. Meanwhile Elliott has a surprisingly deep well of Saved by the Bell knowledge, Dan speculates about Curly's gold, and Stuart finds a new way to leave Dan out of things.Movies recommended in this episode:The DropProject NimObvious Child

Ep. #184 - Drive Hard

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 8 Aug 2015 12:12:45 +0000

Take two faded stars, put them in an Aussie C-picture, and encourage them to improvise wildly, and what do you get? The oddly compelling Drive Hard. Meanwhile Elliott improves various movies by adding a little vitamin C(age), Dan reveals what the H.P. in H.P. Lovecraft stands for, and Stuart almost gets Billy Joel lyrics right.Movies recommended in this episode:My Brilliant CareerBreaker MorantThe Dirty DozenThe Interview (1998)

The Flop House EXTRA: Best of the First 75 Episodes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Aug 2015 19:04:17 +0000

Some of the top bits and tangents from the first 75 episodes, suggested by fans. Apologies for the sound quality on some of these -- it was early on and we were learning.

Ep. #183 - Left Behind

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 25 Jul 2015 13:00:00 +0000

Show notes canceled on account of SUMMER.

Ep. #182 - Strange Magic

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 11 Jul 2015 15:21:42 +0000

In this episode, Jordan Morris of terrific MaxFun sister podcast Jordan, Jesse, Go! stops by to co-host while Elliott's in England, a move he immediately regretted when we watched Strange Magic. Meanwhile, Dan explains the proper way to drink beer, Stuart evinces his disdain for improv, and Jordan displays his surprisingly deep knowledge of Three Ninjas.

Movies recommended in this episode:The Super Cops The Overnight Results

Ep. #181 - Jupiter Ascending

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 15:52:00 +0000

Will the guys who liked Speed Racer also enjoy the Wachowski sibling's most recent critical flop, Jupiter Ascending? Meanwhile Elliott debuts his new bumper sticker, Dan boringly digresses about The Three Investigators, and Stuart explains why, when incarcerating someone, you should really take their rocket boots.Movies recommended in this episode:CreepFlash GordonBarbarellaThe Visitor

Ep. #180 - CBGB

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 Jun 2015 13:00:00 +0000

Detailed show notes abandoned this week, as Dan and Elliott are winging their way to Montreal for a wedding!

Ep. #179 - Mortdecai

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 30 May 2015 16:40:13 +0000

Hoo boy does Johnny Depp certainly have a mustache in Mortdcai! Meanwhile Dan reads copy off a beer for some reason, Elliott invites George Lucas to stop by, and Stuart recommends a surprising film.Movies recommended in this episode:Mad Max: Fury RoadNeed for SpeedStuart Wellington mystery recommendation

Ep. #178 - 50 Shades of Grey

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 16 May 2015 13:30:00 +0000

In the words of Homer Simpson, we've got a hankerin' for some spankerin', as we discuss 50 Shades of Grey. Meanwhile Stuart delivers a eulogy for the rappin' granny, Elliott explains the laziness of British elocution, Dan reveals a porn tale from his past, and we include perhaps our best outtakes ever.Movies recommended in this episode:What We Do in the ShadowsLucyDownhill Racer

The Flop House: Episode #177 - Dracula: Untold

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 2 May 2015 16:37:35 +0000

We've seen him 3D, but are we ready for Dracula: Untold? Meanwhile Stuart demonstrates his innovative mixology, and Elliot and Dan reveal the surprising Dracula-centric details of the Mad Men finale.Movies recommended in this episode:Donnie BrascoSpringDracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary

Ep. #176 - The Boy Next Door

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 Apr 2015 15:23:54 +0000

It's the moment that the bad movie cognoscenti have been waiting for, as we discuss The Boy Next Door. Meanwhile, Stuart explains the "character" he plays, Dan becomes a proponent of the female gaze, and Elliott describes some of the lesser-known sexually explicit Disney cartoons of the 60's.Movies recommended in this episode:CitizenfourFaultsIt Follows

Ep. #175 - Winter's Tale

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Apr 2015 14:12:23 +0000

We return to the "romantic fantasy" genre that served us so well (?) with Upside Down as we discuss the Colin Farrell vehicle, Winter's Tale. Meanwhile, Dan explains Aerosmith's magic powers, Elliott implores a horse to help him make his booty call, and Stuart wonders whether he was the one in Spaceballs.

Movies recommended in this episode:Run All NightIt FollowsLove Affair, or the Case of the Missing Switchboard Operator

Ep. #174 - That Awkward Moment

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Mar 2015 16:12:53 +0000

It's the MaxFun drive! And, though Stu is in Puerto Rico, we pulled out the big guns with a return appearance by Hallie Haglund! She adds some much needed perspective to the asshole-dude-based RomCommery of That Awkward Moment. Meanwhile Elliott reveals his hatred of smooth men who have a lot of sex, Dan is, yet again, accused of racism, and Hallie can't get over the similarity between our lead actress and farts.Movies recommended in this episode:Cold in JulyAll Good ThingsMan is Not a Bird

Ep. #173 - Transcendence

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 Mar 2015 16:18:27 +0000

Turns out that being Christopher Nolan's cinematographer is not the same thing as being Christopher Nolan, as we found out when we endured Transcendence. Meanwhile Elliott explains Dan's unusual way of reading, Stuart has a Transmorphers flashback, and Dan sings a little cow opera.

Movies recommended in this episode:The Evil ClergymanThe Woman on the BeachSunshine

Episode #172 - Dorothy's Return

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Feb 2015 17:50:46 +0000

There's just something about a terrible kids' movie that brings out the best (?) in us, so we dive headfirst into the CGI flop Legends of OZ: Dorothy's Return. Meanwhile, Stuart gives important advice to our kidnapped listeners, Dan inadvertently pitches the new hit movie "Uncatchable," and Bizzarro Elliott makes an appearance.

Movies and TV recommended in this episode:

Sorcerer Wild Logan's Run

Episode #171 - No Good Deed

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 Feb 2015 17:31:38 +0000

Flop House repeat offender Idris Elba romances Taraji P. Henson in the Valentine's Day favorite No Good Deed. Wait, did we say "romances?" We meant "terrorizes." Meanwhile Elliott tells us of James Bond films of the future, Dan tries to play a game of Radio Zork, and Stuart introduces the new Sweet Amazing Candy Penis.Movies recommended in this episode:RomaHappy ChristmasCoherence

Episode #170 - Transformers: Age of Extinction

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 17:08:53 +0000

We will never watch anything with nearly three hour bloat again, so enjoy the special snowflake that is us talking about the most recent Bayhem, Transformers: Age of Extinction. Meanwhile, Elliott explains how to find a Transformer's clitoris, Stuart keeps on Castle Freakin' on, and sleepy Dan (sort of) returns.Movies recommended in this episode:Winter LightZRock N Roll Nightmare

Episode #169 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LIVE

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 10 Jan 2015 17:10:13 +0000

Recorded on 1/9/2015 in front of a live, sold out crowd in The Bell House in Gowanus, Brooklyn.

A huge thanks to Mr. Matt Carman (1/2 of the excellent zine "I Love Bad Movies") for recording the show and making sure we sound as good as we do.

Episode #168 - Rage

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Dec 2014 13:50:05 +0000

Merry Cagemas everyone! The store was all out of Left Behind (well... it hasn't been released to video or streaming yet), so we got you a Rage. We hope you're not too disappointed. Meanwhile Elliott reads the Looney Tunes dinner specials, Dan reveals the medical source of his word-slurring, and Stuart just can't stop chewing. Movies recommended in this episode:NightcrawlerFoxcatcherFor a Few Dollars More9 Deaths of the Ninja

Episode #167 - From Justin to Kelly

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 Dec 2014 16:22:05 +0000

Song of the autumn contest winner Jason MacIssac decreed that we should be subjected to legendary season-one-of-American-Idol ancillary flop From Justin to Kelly. Did he take it easy on us, or is there now a bounty on his head? Meanwhile Stuart introduces his innovative new restaurant concept, and Elliott murders Dan on air.

Movies recommended in this episode:Inherent ViceThe Hobbit: Battle of the Five ArmiesNine Days of One Year

Episode #166 - Pompeii

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Nov 2014 16:54:37 +0000

A returning Flop House director guides a cast of returning Flop House stars in an eruption of mediocrity named Pompeii. Meanwhile Stu asks a provocative question about Cenobites, Elliott reveals an early draft of a Robert Louis Stevenson classic, and Dan debuts his new hit character.

Movies recommended in this episode:VolcanoHouseboundThe HurricaneThe Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith

The Flop House_ Episode #165 - Robocop (2014)

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Nov 2014 15:00:58 +0000

Detailed show notes canceled on account of Dan being sick with Mongolian death flu.

Movies recommended in this episode:The Woman ChaserShort Term 12Phase IVJohn Wick

The Flop House: Episode #164 - 300: Rise of an Empire

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Nov 2014 14:00:00 +0000

Thus we enter November, the month known for having "No" theme. And, appropriately, we watched one of the most generic of modern action sequels, 300: Rise of an Empire. Meanwhile, Elliott lectures on Noid avoidance, Dan makes a public apology relating to one type of music and attacks another, and Stu makes an exciting announcement for enjoyers of comical books.

The Flop House: Episode #163 - Dracula 3D

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 Oct 2014 15:42:05 +0000

Shocktober continues/ends with Dario Argento totally forgetting everything he knew about filmmaking (and we don't even like him that much) with Dracula 3D. Meanwhile, Dan reveals the alternate, director's cut ending to Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Elliott out-pervs the pervazoid with his demands for more nudity, and Stuart once again astounds with his facility for accents.

Movies recommended in this episode:Shadow of the VampireDuelThe Hitcher

The Flop House: Episode #162 - The Quiet Ones

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Oct 2014 13:49:36 +0000

BOOOOOGENS! Welcome to the first episode of SHOCKTOBER 2014 (and the first episode officially under our new podcast network, MaxFun). And because we would never Halloween trick you, instead we're treating you to a guest appearance by Hallie Haglund, sitting in with the OP's, to discuss The Quiet Ones. Meanwhile, Elliott lists all the great MaxFun podcasts, Stuart once again shows his ignorance of all things Internet, and Hallie puts Dan in his place.

Movies and TV recommended in this episode:

From BeyondThe ReturnedWitchboardThe Hidden

The Flop House: Episode #161 - A Talking Cat!?!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 20 Sep 2014 14:16:03 +0000

Smalltember continues with perhaps the smallest movie we've ever covered, the bad movie new classic "A Talking Cat!?!" Meanwhile Stuart entertains the lizard representative of Harlem, Elliott gives helpful mnemonic devices for the major German directors, and Dan does some research into the pervy past of the movie's creative team.

Movies recommended in this episode:Intimate LightingThe GuestEnemy

The Flop House: Episode #160 - God's Not Dead

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 6 Sep 2014 14:27:06 +0000

The OP's are all back in action, celebrating the all-NEW made-up holiday of "Smallvember." First up, the Christsploitation film "God's Not Dead" filled with the straw-manniest straw men outside of a county fair. Meanwhile Elliott and Detective Columbo disprove the flat Earth theory, Stuart reveals a surprising knowledge of the Christian rock genre, and Dan announces a new contest!

Movies recommended in this episode:Jodorowsky's DuneThe Last of SheilaThe One I Love

The Flop House: Episode #159 - Walking with Dinosaurs

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Aug 2014 13:00:00 +0000

Thanks to his series of enraged tweets on the matter, we invited comedy writer and pop culture expert Kevin Maher on the show to discuss the enragingly anthropomorphized Walking with Dinosaurs. Meanwhile Dan pervazoids up the Crypt Keeper, Kevin unleashes his dad rage, and Stuart yet again shows his understanding of America's youth.Movies recommended in this episode:Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1982)Into the Woods (American Playhouse, 1991)Drinking BuddiesCloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

The Flop House: Episode #158 - Labor Day

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 9 Aug 2014 14:14:59 +0000

No movie has sexualized pastry so much since American Pie, yet somehow Labor Day is even less erotic than Jason Biggs balls-deep in apple filling. Meanwhile Stuart does some brilliant voice work, Dan loves the versatility of DVDs, and Elliott regales the world with Tales of Ruck.Movies recommended in this episode:The Crazies (1973)The Crazies (2010)Edge of TomorrowAlan Partridge

The Flop House: Episode #157 - The Legend of Hercules

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 26 Jul 2014 15:45:17 +0000

With audiences primed to be disappointed by a new Hercules movie in theaters, why not be like the Peaches and be disappointed by The Legend of Hercules in the comfort of your own home. Meanwhile Elliott tells us the secrets of the ancient Greek hamburger, Dan has uncanny recall for old Disney cartoons, and Stuart tells sad tales of British totty.Movies recommended in this episode:SnowpiercerThe Lego MovieThe Hunger Games: Catching Fire12 Years a SlaveMuppets Most Wanted Jack Ryan: Shadow RecruitDogtoothZ

The Flop House: Episode #156 - 3 Days to Kill

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 13:00:00 +0000

Producer Luc Besson and director McG made a bet about the number of tones they could cram into 3 Days to Kill, and the audience lost. Meanwhile Elliott does his classic "2000 Year-Old Killer" routine, Dan gets more inappropriately sexual than ever before, Stu introduces the concept of a "neck baby," and TVs Jessica Williams stops by, because why the heck not?Movies recommended in this episode:The LimeyThey Came TogetherObvious ChildThe Sea Wolf

The Flop House: Episode #155 - Last Vegas

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 Jun 2014 13:00:00 +0000

We discuss Last Vegas, which is, of course, a documentary from the far future about the time the elderly Original Peaches and friend went to Las Vegas. Meanwhile Dan unveils his totally original, copyrighted concept, Elliott reveals how he does creep research, and Stu pulls out a letters surprise.Movies recommended in this episode:Stop Making SenseLolaStakeland

The Flop House: Episode #154 - I, Frankenstein

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 14 Jun 2014 14:16:27 +0000

Yes, Elliott, it should be called I, Frankenstein's Monster, but that doesn't change the fact that we watched I, Frankenstein. Meanwhile Elliott reveals the secret sex fetishes of Archie Comics characters, we learn Stuart's nicknames, and Dan asks the big metaphysical questions.Movies recommended in this episode:The GrannyThe Wages of FearDeceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky JayWhat's the Matter With Helen?

The Flop House: Episode #153 - G.I. Joe: Retaliation

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 31 May 2014 14:36:35 +0000

Despite being one of the more nothing movies we've ever watched, we somehow crap out what we believe to be our longest episode with G.I. Joe: Retaliation. It's a living. Meanwhile, Dan and Elliott explain what "G.I. Joe" means, and develop President Ziggy, and Stuart reveals he's an evil land developer.Movies recommended in this episode:Raising CainVideodromeDeath Rides a Horse

The Flop House: Episode #152 - Easy Rider: The Ride Back

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 May 2014 15:17:18 +0000

We discuss Easy Rider: The Ride Back, an object lesson in why you should never let a movie's sequel rights lapse. Meanwhile Dan explains the Flop House fan caste system, Elliott puts the "bar" in barter, and Stuart knows nothing about robots.Movies recommended in this episode:Blade IIThe EastMy Dinner With Andre

The Flop House: Episode #151 - Any Which Way You Can

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 3 May 2014 12:29:07 +0000

1980 was a simpler time, when you could put Clint Eastwood together with an orangutan, not bother to come up with a story, and release it as a major motion picture called Any Which Way but Loose (check out We Hate Movies doing the first film in the "Clint goes ape" series, Every Which Way but Loose HERE). Meanwhile Dan runs through several impeccable celebrity impressions, Elliott explains a rare sex act, and Stu discusses what orangutans did to get orangutan news before Google alerts.Movies recommended in this episode:Blue RuinI Saw the DevilShock Corridor

The Flop House: Episode #150 - Grudge Match

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 19 Apr 2014 14:00:00 +0000

Hey remember those DeNiro and Stallone boxing movies you loved? This is also... a movie.

We talk about Grudge Match, the movie that pretends DeNiro has a chance against steroidal Stallone. Meanwhile Dan discusses Kevin Hart's need to do only Kevin-branded movies, Elliott uncovers Sean Connery's strange belief he's in every movie, and one of Stu's relatives makes an unexpected appearance. Movies recommended in this episode:The Set-UpUnder the SkinThe Raid 2

The Flop House: Episode #149 - Paranoia

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 Apr 2014 13:53:53 +0000

Han Solo vs. Commissioner Gordon sounds awesome, until you realize the star of Paranoia is actually a Hemsworth brother. And not the good one. Meanwhile Elliott doubles down on the size of Gary Oldman's penis, Stuart disturbs us by talking about intimate times and Dan introduces the notion of a California Raisins fetish. A note: in this episode Dan confuses Baba Yaga with Strega Nona. Movies recommended in this episode:The Grand Budapest HotelThe VisitorThe Sweet Smell of Success

The Flop House: Episode #148 - Gangster Squad

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 12:54:33 +0000

Uh, one question, boss: Doesn't Gangster Squad kind of sound like WE'RE the Gangsters?We return to a big, old-fashioned Hollywood flop with Gangster Squad, the movie that takes a bunch of good actors and a promising director and churns out a film thats absurd and deadly dull by turns. Meanwhile Elliott gives Hoagie Carmichael gift advice, Stuart comes out for cast awareness, and Dan is tired and really doesn't keep up his end of the co-hosting duties. This episode brought to you by the letter "H."Movies recommended in this episode:The Roaring TwentiesThe Friends of Eddie CoyleManhunterGrand Piano

The Flop House: Episode #147 - Devil's Pass AND Awards Floptacular

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 8 Mar 2014 13:53:23 +0000

The solution to "Devil's Kidney Stone."

In which Dan makes the mistake of thinking that, because Renny Harlin directed Devil's Pass, it would be crazy and weird, rather than draggy and significantly more boring than reading the Wikipedia page about the real Dyatlov Pass incident. Then, we forgo letters and recommendations to offer a condensed version of our usual Awards Floptacular, because no one (including us) really cared much about the Awards Floptacular anyway.

The Flop House: Episode #146 - BAP*S

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Feb 2014 13:55:29 +0000

Sort of like M*A*S*H, but not about the army and terrible.Consider our debt to "He's the Housecat (Arthur's Theme)" music video contest winner Dan Costales paid in full! Was it worth it Dan? Was if worth the pain you caused, making us watch the pre-Oscar Halle Berry racist stereotype comedy "B*A*P*S?" Meanwhile Elliott continually implies Martin Landau is a vampire, Stuart reveals how all males are sexually threatened by him, and Dan suggests that the Crypt Keeper should've come up with a better B*A*P*S twist. Movies recommended in this episode:The LEGO MovieBeauty is Embarrassing The Sea WolfThe Professionals

The Flop House: Episode #145 - R.I.P.D.

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 8 Feb 2014 16:50:31 +0000

Ryan Reynolds' abs are RIPD like lettuce.

We ease Elliott back into the Flop House groove with a movie right in our wheelhouse: the Men in Black/Ghostbusters-lite disaster R.I.P.D. Meanwhile Dan introduces the concept of ghost hats, Elliott uses the new recording space for its foley possibilities, Stu rails against shark-drummer racism, and the whole gang does their impeccable Boston accents.Movies recommended in this episode:Who's That Knocking at My DoorSudden DeathRay Harryhausen: Special Effects TitanCaptain Phillips

The Flop House: Episode #144 - Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 25 Jan 2014 16:46:00 +0000

First confession: she peed in the pool.

Hallie closes out her monthlong residency subbing for the newly-dad-ified Elliott with a doozy. It's Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. Meanwhile Stu can't seem to pronounce Kim Kardashian correctly, Dan advertises his new calendar concern, and Hallie outlines a proper musical exercise routine.

Media recommended in this episode:True DetectiveYou're NextLovelace

The Flop House: Episode #143 - Battle of the Year

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 11 Jan 2014 15:00:00 +0000

It's the Flop House crew vs. the Dream Team in an all-out dance/bad movie fight to the finish, as we discuss Battle of the Year. Meanwhile, Stu challenges our missing co-host for synopsis supremacy, Dan discusses Vincent Van Gogh's battle with his own body, and Hallie drops the world's best rooster pun.

The Flop House: Episode #142 - Getaway

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 Dec 2013 15:00:00 +0000

Go away, Getaway

Hawkey Holidays to all the little Flop House boys and girls. Your present is the movie-length chase scene Getaway. Meanwhile, Dan takes on the liberal media, Stuart gives one of his patented Flop House asides, and Elliott reminds us all of Dorf's amazing performance in Don't Look Now.Movies recommended in this episode:The Hobbit: The Desolation of SmaugThe GetawayRoninThe Ballad of Cable HogueOur Town

The Flop House: Episode #141 - Last Ounce of Courage

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 14 Dec 2013 00:38:48 +0000

You can have my Christmas when you pry it from my cold dead hand.

Hey, remember when we all used to celebrate Christmas? Last Ounce of Courage takes us back to that magical time. Meanwhile, Stu is upset at the way Wolverine treated his Christmas gift, Dan fails to have perspective about his knee, and Elliott reveals the Jesus/Ducktales crossover.

Movies recommended in this episode:TargetsStokerMy Name is Nobody

The Flop House: Episode #140 - After Earth

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 30 Nov 2013 14:02:52 +0000

JAYDEN WILL BE RECOGNIZED.

It's the movie they tried to pretend M. Night Shyamalan had nothing to do with: After Earth. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces us to the Crypt Keeper's brother, Stuart meets his Phantasm hero, and Dan just needs to explain a few things first.

Movies recommended in this episode:Bad MiloBlue is the Warmest Color99 River Street

The Flop House: Episode #139 - Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 16 Nov 2013 16:09:18 +0000

Two is the Cloneliest Number

The three peaches spend this episode cloning around about Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones, as part of a podcrawl with Read it and Weep (who took on Episode I) and Proudly Resents (who will be taking on Episode III). Meanwhile, Dan's space gaydar is misaligned, Elliott explains the proper way to steal a cake, and the greatest secrets of Stuart's nerdiness are revealed.

Movies recommended in this episode:War WitchInside Llewyn DavisNightwatch

The Flop House: Episode #138 - Foodfight!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 2 Nov 2013 15:02:36 +0000

Simulates a real Foodfight, in that it leaves you pained, sticky, and wanting to vomit.

Hey, you guys ever think to yourself, "I like Toy Story, but I wish it could be more commercial, ugly, and frenetic?" Welcome to Foodfight! Meanwhile, Dan points out the movie's one "goof," Stuart brings it back to "Just One of the Guys," and Elliott introduces his new "Southern Tin Tin Enthusiast" character.

Movies recommended in this episode:GojiraThe Last UnicornWalker

The Flop House: Episode #137 - The Purge

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 19 Oct 2013 16:52:38 +0000

Sequel to "The Binge"

Hey guys, who do you think you're gonna murder during The Purge this year? Meanwhile, Dan argues for greater creativity in purge-crime, Elliott introduces "Spoiler Alert Rod Serling," and Stuart makes us all uncomfortable with his sudden surge in the perv ratings.Movies recommended in this episode:The Phantom of the OperaNight of the DemonsThe GrannyGravityMad Love

The Flop House: Episode #136 - ATM

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 Oct 2013 14:49:00 +0000

Really captures the boredom of waiting at the ATM.

Thank you ATM for blowing the lid off the all-too-common crime of ATM serial killing. Meanwhile, Stuart discovers the concept of the spoiler alert, and Elliott and Dan trade impressions of one of the most oft-imitated voices in Hollywood usurping the signature role of another most-imitated-voice in Hollywood.Movies recommended in this episode:BelowAmerican MaryPersonaIn the Mouth of Madness

The Flop House: Episode #135 - Olympus Has Fallen

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Sep 2013 14:00:00 +0000

Help, Olympus Has Fallen, and it can't get up!

(No detailed notes this week, because 2/3 of the Original Peaches are in Los Angeles this weekend, including the one who writes the show notes and really should be packing RIGHT NOW.)

The Flop House: Episode #134 - Upside Down

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 Sep 2013 14:00:00 +0000

Unfortunately not the sequel to Topsy-Turvy.

Upside Down is a movie about two young lovers from planets with reverse gravity, and we somehow make it through the whole episode without making a joke about 69-ing. Meanwhile, Stuart gets his annual review, Dan can't stop getting all science-y, Elliott discusses auto-erotic time travel, and... we'll let you enjoy the surprise.

The Flop House_ Episode #133 - Bullet to the Head

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 24 Aug 2013 14:30:00 +0000

More accurately, bullet "in" the head, and then quickly "out" of the head.

Walter Hill has made several great movies in his career. Is Bullet to the Head one of them? Meanwhile, Stuart unveils a new impression in his repertoire, Dan inspires a discussion about the horrors of gorilla sex, and Elliott keeps missing our special celebrity guest.Movies recommended in this episode:Big Brown EyesThe Queen of VersaillesClose Up

The Flop House: Episode #132 - Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 10 Aug 2013 17:30:57 +0000

The prequel to Teen Witch (we assume).

Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters was produced by Adam McCay, so it was clearly meant as a goof, but is that enough? Meanwhile, Elliott makes an indecent proposal, Dan reveals a startling breadth of knowledge regarding Misty Mundae's acting career, and Stuart lays down the pun laws. Also, the OP's receive the GREATEST GIFT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

The Flop House: Episode #131 - Marmaduke

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Jul 2013 16:00:33 +0000

We hope the psychic damage we endured was worth it do you guys: we finally caved and watched Marmaduke. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Marmaduke's historical shenanigans, Stuart's Pacific Rim review gets scatological, and Dan would be indulging in blatant Parade-pandering with his Howard Huge reference, if we hadn't recorded before they endorsed us.0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:31 - 41:38 - Wait, this ISN'T a movie about a duke made out of marmalade?41:39 - 42:17 - Final judgments.41:18 - 43:47 - Some brief shout-outs to our podcast friends.43:48 - 55:06 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:07 - 1:05:42 - The sad bastards recommend.1:05:43 - 1:07:31 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #130 - The Scarlet Letter

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 Jul 2013 15:00:00 +0000

Ebert was right about you.

0:00 - 0:29 - Introduction and theme.0:30 - 8:00 - We take a long time to reveal something that's revealed in the episode title.8:01 - 40:09 - Nathaniel Hawthorne's timeless classic about bath voyeurism.40:10 - 42:01 - Final judgments.42:02 - 1:00:534 - Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:35 - 1:05:53 - The sad bastards recommend.1:05:54 - 1:08:11 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #129 - A Good Day to Die Hard

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Jun 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Yippee ki-yay, mother floppers.

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 39:03 - An old man goes to Russia and crashes a lot of cars.39:04- 43:35- Final judgments.43:36- 47:14- A word from our sponsor.47:15 - 1:00:59 - Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:01 - 1:04:41 - The sad bastards recommend.1:04:42 - 1:06:22 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute - LIVE SHOW EXCERPT

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 17:40:24 +0000

A little something extra from our Jaws: The Revenge live screening

The Flop House: Episode #128 - Red Dawn

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:21:54 +0000

WOOOOLVERIIIINES!

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 36:26 - North Korea would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!36:27 - 37:47- Final judgments.37:48- 43:47 - A word from our sponsor.43:48 - 57:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag57:33 - 1:02:11 - The sad bastards recommend.1:02:12 - 1:03:34 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #127 - Safe Haven

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Jun 2013 14:00:00 +0000

Oh Nicholas Sparks, you're the creepiest!

APOLOGIES for the audio issues in this episode -- specifically Dan's ear-splitting levels. It does get (somewhat) better as the episode goes on.0:00 - 0:48 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 39:54 - You play a good game, Butler! But do you play... for KEEPS?39:55 - 40:13- A barely-there final judgments.40:14- 43:47 - A word from our sponsor.43:48 - 58:15 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:16 - 1:04:42 - The sad bastards recommend.1:04:43 - 1:06:19 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #126 - Playing for Keeps

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 May 2013 01:31:43 +0000

The Butler did it.

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 34:16 - You play a good game, Butler! But do you play... for KEEPS?34:17 - 36:16- Final judgments.36:17 - 38:43 - A word from our sponsor.38:44 - 53:53 - Flop House Movie Mailbag53:54 - 1:02:17 - The sad bastards recommend.1:02:18 - 1:04:11 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #125 - Smiley

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 5 May 2013 20:35:17 +0000

Warning: listening to this podcast may result in a Smiley attack.

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 32:22 - It takes us even longer than usual to work up the enthusiasm to talk about Smiley.32:23 - 39:25- Final judgments.39:26 - 40:51- Keep on pluggin'.40:52 - 1:00:20- Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:21 - 1:07:34 - The sad bastards recommend.1:07:35 - 1:09:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #124 - Stolen

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:24:53 +0000

NICHOLAS CA-AAAGE!

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 36:00 - Some people just feel like home, y'know? Like Nic Cage in Stolen.36:01 - 38:56 - Final judgments..38:57 - 58:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:33- 1:08:11 - The sad bastards recommend.1:08:12 - 1:09:45 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #123 - That's My Boy

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 6 Apr 2013 15:00:00 +0000

Boy-wise, whose would you say that is?

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 36:29 - Samberg and Sandler. Together alphabetically, now together in real life.36:30 - 42:12 - Final judgments.42:13 - 44:43 - Some housekeeping and plugs.44:44 - 59:55 - Flop House Movie Mailbag59:56 - 1:05:02 - The sad bastards recommend.1:05:03- 1:06:30 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #122 - Alex Cross

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 14:00:15 +0000

The beefy hand of justice!

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 39:41- Alex Cross gonna make you jump, jump.39:42 - 43:32 - Final judgments.43:33 - 45:21 - Some brief plugs.45:22 - 55:43 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:44 - 59:54 - The sad bastards recommend.59:55 - 1:01:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

Flop House Classic - Old Dogs

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:04:40 +0000

A fan-chosen repeat of a classic episode. Enjoy re-living the misery!

The Flop House: Awards Floptacular 2013!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 8 Mar 2013 16:14:38 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Floptacular introduction and theme.0:33 - 27:59 - A discussion of this year's Academy Awards. Remember when those were on? Like three weeks ago? Anyone?28:00 - 34:50 - We give out the most prestigious awards in Hollywood, The Floppies.34:51 - 47:34 - A special year-in-review run of recommendations.47:35 - 59:37 - Flop House Movie Mailbag59:38 - 1:01:00 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #121 - The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 14:59:45 +0000

Dan's surgery kept him from writing up detailed show notes, which is lame, we know. But come on. Between that and Oogieloves, hasn't he suffered enough?

The Flop House: Episode #120 - The Paperboy

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 9 Feb 2013 15:48:57 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 40:59 - When we were paperboys, we remember a lot less rough sex.41:00 - 42:38 - Final judgments42:29 - 54:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag54:33 - 1:03:00 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:03:01 - 1:06:55 - The gang's an asshole to Dan, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #119 - The Odd Life of Timothy Green

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:24:45 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 34:36 - That kid's really turning over a new leaf. A NEW LEAF. GET IT? Aaaaah, you don't get it.34:37 - 37:20 - Final judgments37:21 - 38:06 - Plugs38:07 - 54:29 - The only helpful edition of the Flop House Movie Mailbag54:30 - 1:01:28 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:01:29 - 1:03:00 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #118 - Total Recall

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 14:33:25 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 42:19 - Hey, Len Wiseman's never made a bad action film starring his wife Kate Beckensale, right? Right?42:20 - 45:14 - Final judgments45:15 - 47:30 - Plugs47:31 - 57:19 - The only helpful edition of the Flop House Movie Mailbag57:2- - 1:04:00 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:04:01- 1:05:48 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #117 - Seeking Justice

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 16:00:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:31 - 37:37 - The Original Peaches ring out 2012 and ring in the New Year with the man who has given us so much: Nicholas Flopolas Cage.37:38 - 40:10 - Final judgments40:11 - 57:57- Flop House Movie Mailbag57:58 - 1:06:20 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:06:21- 1:08:13 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #116 - Rock of Ages

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 17:09:07 +0000

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme.0:32 - 35:10 - Fan favorite Hallie Haglund subs in for Stu in our discussion of the jukebox gloss-fest, Rock of Ages.35:11 - 39:28 - Final judgments39:29 - 56:58 - Flop House Movie Mailbag, with the very first letters DUET.56:59 - 1:03:36 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:03:37- 1:04:59 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #115 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 2 Dec 2012 17:39:57 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 41:07 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter takes us on a 100% accurate tour through American history.41:08 - 42:32 - Final judgments42:33 - 43:40 - All Things Comedy plugs43:41 - 58:17 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:18 - 1:05:07 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:05:08 - 1:06:22 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #114 - Abduction

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 01:40:34 +0000

Due to Election Day and vacation travel scheduling, show notes for this episode are unavailable. Our apologies. Here is a picture of a funny cat: http://tinyurl.com/mhstpx

The Flop House: Episode #113 - The Devil Inside

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 19:48:00 +0000

Detailed show notes canceled on account of hurricane.

The Flop House: Episode #112 - The Raven

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 15:27:34 +0000

0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and SHOCKtober theme.0:37 - 31:33 - Quoth The Raven, "Wouldn't it be cool if Poe, like, fought a serial killer?!"31:34 - 36:09 - Pumpkin spice flavored final judgments36:10 - 54:18 - Flop House Movie Mailbag54:19 - 59:35 - The sad bastards recommend. 59:36 - 1:01:58 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #111 - A Little Bit of Heaven

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 14:00:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 31:34 - Isn't it always the way? You meet the man of your dreams, and God gives you butt cancer.31:35 - 32:44 - Final judgments32:45 - 41:55 - Some thanks, some plugs, but most importantly: our BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.41:56 - 54:33 - Flop House Movie Mailbag54:35 - 1:00:53 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:00:54 - 1:02:45 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #110 - Battleship

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 14:30:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 37:37 - A movie as bloated and overlong as Battleship deserves one of our most bloated and overlong discussions, right?37:38 - 40:07 - Final judgments40:08 - 42:33 - A plug for our live panel show, and a discussion that honestly probably should have been cut from the podcast.42:34 - 55:54 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:55 - 1:29:59- The sad bastards recommend. 1:30:00 - 1:04:55 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #109 - Journey 2 The Mysterious Island

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Sep 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Apologies for the lack of more detailed show notes, as 2/3 of the Flop House are busy traveling for the GOP and Democratic conventions.

The Flop House: Episode #108 - Passion Play

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 16:00:06 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 35:10 - At least Passion Play is the first Megan Fox movie that's not bad BECAUSE of Megan Fox. That's gotta be worth something, right?35:11 - 38:26 - Final judgments38:27 - 55:05 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:06 - 59:24 - The sad bastards recommend. 59:25 - 1:00:27 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #107 - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 5 Aug 2012 13:12:07 +0000

0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and theme.0:37 - 33:57 - It's not much of a Ghost Rider movie, but at least it has spirit.33:58 - 38:55 - A recap supercut, followed by Final judgments38:56 - 53:35 - Flop House Movie Mailbag53:36 - 1:00:35 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:00:36 - 1:02:21 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #106 - Immortals

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Jul 2012 14:37:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 3:57 - After a brief interjection from "The Top House," we take on the perversion of Greek mythology, Immortals.32:55 - 36:20 - Final judgments36:21 - 51:50 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:51 - 1:01:52 - The sad bastards recommend. 57:19 - 59:22 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #105 - A Thousand Words

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 17:00:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 3:57 - Some talk of Dan's stubble and much talk of his national TV debut3:58 - 32:45 - A discussion of A Thousand Words, the movie that we assume resulted from Eddie Murphy not wanting to learn a lot of lines.32:46 - 35:53 - Final judgments35:54 - 51:50 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:51 - 1:01:52 - The most interrupt-y sad bastards recommend ever!. 1:01:53 - 1:04:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #104 - Atlas Shrugged

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 14:35:28 +0000

0:00 - 0:29- Introduction and theme.0:30 - 2:12 - We re-introduce guest host Zhubin Parang2:14 - 36:55 - Hey look everyone! It's a dopey thing that people have based their whole philosophy on.36:56 - 40:34 - Final judgments40:35 - 56:46 - Flop House Movie Mailbag50:18 - 1:01:13 - The sad bastards recommend1:01:14 - 1:02:49 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes

The Flop House: Episode #103 - One For the Money

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 3 Jun 2012 16:30:34 +0000

0:00 - 0:48- Introduction, live show reminder, and theme.0:49 - 4:23 - More nonsense than usual.4:24 - 36:18 - When you think "bounty hunter" you think Katherine Heigl. 36:19 - 38:55 - Final judgements38:56 - 50:17 - Flop House Movie Mailbag50:18 - 58:52 - The sad bastards recommend. 58:53 - 1:00:03 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #102 - Cowboys & Aliens

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 19 May 2012 14:28:29 +0000

0:00 - 0:31- Introduction and theme.0:32 - 2:15 - Stu talks Puerto Rico and celebrity beefs 2:16 - 36:29 - 'Allo 'allo, it's me, Danyul Craig, wot's all these Cowboys & Aliens, then?36:30 - 37:50 - Final judgements37:51 - 53:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag53:01 - 59:21 - The sad bastards recommend. 59:22 - 1:00:30 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #101 - The Last Godfather

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 May 2012 00:02:07 +0000

0:00 - 0:35- Introduction and theme.0:36 - 9:15 - Our guest, Al Madrigal, regales us with tales of what it's like to actually appear in a Flop House-quality film. 9:16 - 49:40 - A discussion of The Last Godfather, a Korean comedy star's attempt to conquer the American market. As crossovers go, it's at least as successful as "Rappin' Rodney."49:41 - 51:27 - Final judgements51:28 - 1:02:00 - Al talks Craigslist moviemaking, and the sad bastards recommend. 1:02:01 - 1:04:26 - A plug, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #100 - Tango & Cash

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 21:21:20 +0000

0:00 - 0:44 - Introduction and theme.0:45 - 3:50 - We waste a little time celebrating a meaningless milestone3:51 - 44:04 - A discussion of America's filmmaking apex: Tango & Cash44:05 - 1:00:00 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:01 - 1:06:431:06:44 - 1:08:00 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #99 - The Three Musketeers

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 Apr 2012 13:45:32 +0000

0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and theme.0:37 - 5:37 - We discuss In Time's "Olivia Wildegate" scandal5:38 - 34:34 - The Three Musketeers has inspired at least twenty full-length film adaptations and many more sequels, shorts, and cartoons. It is timeless tale, impossible to ruin. This film does its damnedest. 34:35 - 38:19 - Final judgements38:20 - 51:20 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:21 - 1:00:09 - Our longest recommendations in a while1:00:10 - 1:03:00 - Plugs, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #98 - In Time

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 14:32:44 +0000

But there was time! Time enough... at last!

The Flop House: Episode #97 - Awards Floptacular 2012

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 4 Mar 2012 16:41:54 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 34:00 - We discuss The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' top honor. You know, the one they entrusted to Billy Crystal.34:01 - 44:29 - We bestow the most coveted of all awards: The Floppies.44:30 - 1:00:02 - Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:03 - 1:07:40 - Some year-end recommendations from 20111:07:41 - 1:10:02 - Plugs, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #96 - Dream House

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 15:38:43 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:50 - The peaches reacquaint themselves with each other and this thing called "podcasting."2:51 - 30:20 - We discuss Nic Cage's latest Flop House joint, Trespass, which approached Delgo levels of failure.30:21- 34:18 - Final judgments34:19 - 50:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag50:01 - 57:29 - The sad bastards recommend.57:30 - 1:02:04- Plugs, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #96 - Trespass

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:18:20 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 6:41 - We introduce our special guest, fellow Daily Show writer Zhubin Parang, and extend thanks to all who came to the live show.6:42 - 37:15 - We discuss Nic Cage's latest Flop House joint, Trespass, which approached Delgo levels of failure.37:16 - 39:50 - Final judgments39:51 - 52:55 - Flop House Movie Mailbag52:56 - 57:00 - The sad bastards recommend.57:01 - 59:27- Frackcast, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #94 - Conan the Barbarian

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:22:31 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:30 - A lot of nonsense about bears.0:33 - 2:56 - The usual bullshit.2:57 - 32:08 - Conan hears the lamentations of the Flop House.32:09 - 38:24 - Final judgments38:251 - 52:34 - Flop House Movie Mailbag52:35 - 54:36 - We plug our LIVE EVENT.54:37 - 57:01 - The sad bastards recommend.57:02 - 58:35- Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #93 - Green Lantern

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:34:55 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:56 - The usual bullshit.2:57 - 36:23 - Look! Up in the air! It's a Granny Smith apple! It's Kermit! No, it's the GREEN LANTERN!36:24 - 40:20 - Final judgments40:21 - 52:55 - Flop House Movie Mailbag52:56 - 56:25 - We plug our LIVE EVENT.56:26 - 57:52 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #92 - Country Strong

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 4 Dec 2011 22:57:50 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 4:03 - A little discussion of Stuart's wedding and related matters.4:04 - 34:24 - Kevin James tries so hard, bless his giant heart.34:25 - 36:45 - Final judgments36:46 - 41:46 - Business matters, discussion of the Flop House Wiki, and the wedding of Elliott's REAL best friend.41:47 - 55:09 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:10 - 1:00:31 - The sad bastards recommend1:00:32 - 1:01:59 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #91 - Zookeeper

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:01:09 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 6:43 - We introduce our guest host, Hallie Haglund -- Daily Show writer, Dan-and-Elliott friend, and Elliott's office-mate --who regales us with embarrassing KalanTales.6:44 - 42:50 - Kevin James tries so hard, bless his giant heart.42:51 - 46:00 - Final judgments46:01 - 58:37 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:38 - 1:02:57 - The sad bastards recommend1:02:58 - 1:04:40 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #90 - Red Riding Hood

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 18:16:04 +0000

0:00 - 0:43 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.0:44 - 9:15 - It's the Original Peaches plus one, when we're joined by Stuart's soon-to-be best man Alexander Smith. Topics are discussed and bachelor parties alluded to.9:16 - 43:16 - Little Red Riding Hood's subtext becomes text, because apparently all teen girls want is to fuck monsters.43:17 - 47:05 - Special SHOCKTOBER final judgments47:06 - 59:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag59:33 - 1:03:30 - In lieu of recommendations, we let Alex turn this into a plugcast.1:03:31 - 1:04:20 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.1:04:21 - 1:09:16 - A Lydia Burrell bonus track.

The Flop House: Episode #89 - Season of the Witch

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 00:41:54 +0000

Show notes/timecode delayed on account of busy weekend.

The Flop House: Episode #88 - Priest

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Oct 2011 14:09:04 +0000

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 4:10 - We introduce our guest, Tom Silvestro, and gripe more about our ongoing technical problems.4:11 - 27:58 - Should you let this Priest touch you?27:59 - 31:40 - Some special SHOCKTOBER final judgments31:41 - 40:29 - Flop House Movie Mailbag40:30 - 53:39 - The sad bastards recommend53:38 - 55:27 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #87 - My Soul to Take

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 13:08:07 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 6:43 - The technical difficulties saga continues.6:44 - 30:01 - You'd think there would be a lot to talk about in a three hour film, wouldn't you? You would be wrong.30:02 - 35:30 - Final judgments35:31 - 51:52 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:53 - 56:20 - The sad bastards recommend56:20 - 57:32 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #86 - The Happiest Millionaire

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 2 Sep 2011 19:00:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 4:17 - We discuss our recent technical difficulties.4:18 - 27:57 - You'd think there would be a lot to talk about in a three hour film, wouldn't you? You would be wrong.27:58 - 33:00 - We summarily dispense with final judgments, to discuss Stuart's SURPRISE GIFT to Dan and Elliott33:31 - 47:45 - Flop House Movie Mailbag47:46 - 54:44 - The sad bastards recommend / plug.54:45 - 55:52 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

Flop House Bloopers and Practical Jokes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 15:35:02 +0000

Just bloopin' around.

The Flop House: Episode #85 - Limitless

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 16:41:44 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 2:23 - Elliott's public airing of grievances.2:24 - 39:26 - We find a surprising amount to say about the wish-fulfillment fantasy, Limitless.39:27 - 41:30 - Final judgments.41:31 - 58:07 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:08 - 59:13 - A speed round of the sad bastards recommend59:14 - 1:00:21 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #84 - Sucker Punch

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 22:27:29 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 5:28 - Tales of Cobra Commander and Twin Sitters5:29 - 32:05 - Zach Snyder somehow finds a way to ruin sexy schoolgirls fighting robotic samurais. 33:37 - 35:32 - Final judgments.35:33 - 50:59 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:00 - 58:00 - The sad bastards recommend58:01 - 58:43 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #83 - I Am Number Four

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 16:03:22 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 5:48 - We discuss our GLOWING Onion AV Club mention.5:49 - 33:34 - Nothing starts a franchise better than a movie clearly only designed to start a franchise. Case in point: I Am Number Four.33:37 - 35:10 - Final judgments.35:11 - 51:09 - Flop House Movie Mailbag, complete with exhuastingly-long theme.51:10 - 57:17 - The sad bastards recommend57:18 - 58:45 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #82 - Drive Angry

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 18:03:23 +0000

0:00 - 0:38 - Introduction and theme.0:39 - 31:15- We officially turn this bad movie podcast into a Nic Cagecast, with our discussion of Drive Angry.31:16 - 33:36 - Final judgments.33:35 - 48:15 - Flop House Movie Mailbag48:16 - 52:45 - The sad bastards recommend52:46 - 53:53 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #81 - The Roommate

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 May 2011 12:51:48 +0000

0:00 - 0:41 - Introduction and theme.0:42 - 8:29 - Stuart helps Dan deliver some big news by setting up a bit at length and then seeming totally uninterested in the payoff.8:30 - 29:35 - We seem to have less to say about The Roommate than any prior film.29:36 - 35:22 - Final judgments.35:23 - 54:01 - Recommendations are BUMPED for our longest Movie Mailbag yet.54:02 - 58:40 - The sad bastards recommend58:41 - 59:51 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Movie Minute #36 - A Shameless Plug

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 May 2011 14:50:54 +0000

The gang had to take the week off, but Matt Carman and Kseniya Yarosh from the zine "I Love Bad Movies" (ilovebadmovies.com) are here to tell you about an exciting LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT, that the floppers are preparing in partnership with the I Love Bad Movies team.

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The Flop House: Episode #80 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 7 May 2011 02:07:29 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 5:56 - The usual gang takes a few moments to reacquaint themselves, after a month of guest hosts, and begin unintentionally insulting everyone.5:57 - 35:45 - If you're gonna make a not-so-great movie, do everyone a favor and stick Nicholas Cage and Alfred Molina in it.35:45 - 39:00 - Final judgments.48:31 - 55:35 - Recommendations are BUMPED for our longest Movie Mailbag yet.55:36 - 57:42 The final letter segues into thrilling news of our first LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT!57:43 - 59:08 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #79 - Knight and Day

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 17:56:11 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 6:57 - We're so delighted by our special MYSTERY GUEST (whose identity is ruined in the show description) that we take even longer than usual to get to the point.6:58 - 47:29 - In-between discussions of Batman villains, we find a little time to talk about Knight and Day.47:30 - 48:30 - Final judgments.48:31 - 54:50 - The sad bastards recommend. 54:51 - 56:34 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #78 - Gooby

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 14:24:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 4:28 - We introduce guest host Andy Rocco, and challenge him to justify himself.4:29 - 47:22 - We find a surprising amount to talk about in Gooby, almost managing to keep to the topic.47:23 - 50:06 - Final judgments.50:07 - 55:57 - The sad bastards recommend. 57:58 - 58:57 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #77 - Skyline

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 17:19:42 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 30:55 - We discuss the Battle: Los Angeles prequel, Skyline. What, it's not a prequel?30:56 - 34:20 - Final judgments.34:21 - 53:05 - Donations and Flop House Movie Mailbag53:06 - 56:27 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:28 - 57:26 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House's Third Annual Awards Floptacular

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 Mar 2011 21:16:51 +0000

0:00 - 0:53 - Red carpet introduction0:54 - 35:51 - In contrast to EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET and our usual tendency to hate on things, we actually didn't mind the Oscars. 35:52 - 45:25 - Flop House Movie Mailbag45:26 - 48:20- A brief pledge drive48:21 - 55:56 - Dan tells the greatest story in American letters. Suck it, Twain and Hemmingway.55:57 - 59:47 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #75 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:23:00 +0000

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0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme

0:36 - 33:09 - We spend a little time discussing Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time and way too much time discussing Duckberg and its inhabitants.

33:10 - 36:53- Final judgments

36:54 - 53:14 - A super-sized Movie Mail Bag, including some Oscar talk

53:15 - 58:29- The sad bastards recommend

58:30 - 59:41 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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The Flop House: Episode #74 - Valentine's Day

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 Feb 2011 16:44:13 +0000

0:00 - 0:39 - SEXY Introduction and theme0:40 - 3:27 - We work ourselves up into discussing the movie with some of our usual gibberish.0:28 - 36:41- Cuddle up tight with your loved one and share your most romantic pair of earbuds for this discussion of Valentine's Day.36:42 - 39:37- Final judgments39:38 - 52:41 - An epic Flop House Movie Mailbag52:42 - 57:33- The sad bastards recommend 57:34 - 59:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #73 - Devil

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 18:24:31 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme0:33 - 36:30- Sure M. Night Shyamalan makes amazing Flop House movies as a director and as a writer, but can he bring that same anti-magic as a producer?36:31 - 38:18- Final judgments38:19 - 39:25 - Pause for station identification39:26 - 44:55 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag44:56 - 51:02- The sad bastards recommend (Including a very special fantasy recommendation)51:03 - 54:38 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #72 - Killers

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 8 Jan 2011 17:33:36 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 4:00 - We re-introduce guest host Lou Fernandez of Lou Reads the Internet for You.4:01 - 34:20 - We talk about the Kutcher-Heigel collaboration that America's 12-year-olds were clamoring for.34:21 - 36:35 - Final judgments40:07 - 47:45 - We expand our flop purview to include The Great White Way, as Lou relates his experience seeing Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark47:46 - 56:42 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:43 - 58:07 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #71 - The Last Airbender

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 16:07:52 +0000

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme.0:32 - 33:37 - How much air could an airbender bend if an airbender could bend air? The answer is surprisingly dull.33:38- 40:06 - Some highly digressive final judgments40:07 - 54:58 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag54:59 - 58:46 - The sad bastards recommend. 58:47 - 59:26 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #70 - Jonah Hex

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 5 Dec 2010 13:44:29 +0000

What the Hex?

The Flop House: Episode #69 - Big Money Rustlas

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 20:37:55 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 4:15 - We kill a little time needling Elliott and remembering Dino de Laurentiis.4:16 - 29:36 - Fuckin' movies, how do they work?29:37- 33:16 - Final judgments33:17 - 39:27 - The sad bastards recommend. 39:28 - 47:13 - Instead of cutting our losses, we waste even more time.47:14 - 48:04 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #68 - Teen Witch

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 13:56:22 +0000

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0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.

0:36 - 6:17 - Your regular co-hosts waste six minutes talking about how nice it is to all be in the same room again.

6:18 - 32:15 - We are all giddy, GIDDY, to be watching Teen Witch -- a classic bad movie -- rather than the usual modern, sub-mediocre Hollywood crap.

32:16- 37:15- Final judgments

37:16 - 49:44 Flop House Mailbag

49:45 - 54:39- The sad bastards recommend.

54:40 - 56:09 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #67 - The Uninvited

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 21:34:42 +0000

0:00 - 0:39 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.0:40 - 35:46 - Turns out "The Uninvited" isn't a horror movie about an angry guest who didn't get invited to Elliott's wedding. Instead, it's about ghosts or crazy people, or some shit.35:47- 39:13- Final judgments39:14 - 45:44- The sad bastards recommend. 45:45 - 46:39 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #66 - Blood: The Last Vampire

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 2 Oct 2010 19:27:40 +0000

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.0:38 - 8:47 - We spend nearly ten minutes introducing our special guest Federico Hatoum, and explaining why we've been M.I.A. for over a month.8:48 - 28:49 - We talk about Blood: The Last Vampire. .. or, more accurately, "CG Blood: The Last Vampire."29:50- 34:36- Final judgments34:37 - 47:54 - PLUGS! which eventually devolve into a series of mouth-sounds.47:55 - 58:52- The sad bastards recommend. 58:53 - 1:00:12 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House - Episode #65: Old Dogs

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 14:57:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 6:13 - So much talk about weddings that you'd think you were listening to three schoolgirls, if not for the World of Warcraft reference.6:14 - 42:05 - A scintillating discussion of Old Dogs, the family film that's fun for no ages, as well as our longest, most absurd digression yet.42:06 - 43:03- Final judgments are handily dispensed with.43:04 - 48:17 - Dan manages to announce our CONTEST WINNER, despite Elliott and Stu's best efforts to not let him get the name out.48:18 - 55:45 - The sad bastards recommend. 55:46 - 58:24 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #64 - Repo Men

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:58:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 27:35 - Jude Law and Forrest Whittaker repossess both our will to live and to discuss the movie Repo Men.27:36 - 33:19 - Final judgments, and Elliott rambling Lethal Weapon 2 digression.33:20 - 49:04 - A brimming Flop House Movie Mailbag.49:05 - 58:50 - Instead of recommendations, Elliott gives us a firsthand report on San Diego's ComiCon.58:51 - 59:41 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #63 - From Paris With Love

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 9 Jul 2010 15:29:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:16 - Introduction and theme

0:17 - 34:17 - Luc Besson is usually good for some dumb thrills. Take away the thrills, and you have From Paris With Love.

34:18 - 36:55 - Final judgments

36:56 - 41:30 - Friendly's with benefits.

41:31 - 45:19 - NEW CONTEST ALERT

45:20 - 55:03 - The sad bastards recommend.

55:04- 55:54 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #62 - Legion

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 15:45:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 40:51 - God has decided to punish us. Not by sending all of the angels from heaven to wipe out humanity - by making us watch Legion. (And punish Dan in particular by making Stu and Elliott interrupt him more than ever before.)40:52 - 42:14 - Final judgments42:15 - 57:47 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag threatens to take over the show.57:48 - 59:21 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #61 - Surrogates

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 Jun 2010 15:37:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme0:33 - 34:34 - Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, when we take you out in our discussion of Surrogates.34:35 - 37:20 - Final judgments38:21 - 45:55 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag.45:56 - 51:40- The sad bastards recommend.51:41 - 54:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #60 - All About Steve

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Thu, 20 May 2010 23:12:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 2:30 - We reintroduce special guest host Brock Mahan.2:31 - 36:53 - We put on our critics' high-heeled red leather books to take on the no-rom, no-com, rom-com All About Steve40:56 - 40:55 - Final judgments40:56 - 44:07 - An all-comments Flop House mailbag.48:45 - 55:07- The sad bastards recommend.55:08 - 57:53 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #59 - Law Abiding Citizen

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 9 May 2010 18:12:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 2:24 - We waste a few minutes talking about how long it's been since we've invaded your ear-holes.2:25 - 35:39 - We discuss Law Abiding Citizen, the most egregious movie title crime against hyphens since The 40 Year Old Virgin.35:39 - 38:18 - Final judgments38:20 - 39:25 - Station identification39:26 - 44:07 - We attempt to re-create a Flop House Movie Mailbag from memory, and we make fun of Stuart's fragile mental state.44:08 - 52:10- The sad bastards recommend.52:11 - 53:01 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #58 - Twilight: New Moon

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 18:49:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 37:36 - Hail, hail, the gang's all here. Which gang? All of the supposedly-full-time Flop House co-hosts! A podcast with all three floppers together comes along once in a blue moon. Or in this case, a new moon. A Twilight: New Moon. ...Remind me never to hire myself as a copywriter. 37:37 - 39:33 - Final judgments39:34 - 43:31 - The long-awaited WINNERS of the "Give Dan a Hook" contest!43:32 - 51:19 - The sad bastards recommend.51:20 - 52:13 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #57 - Sorority Row

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:56:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and theme0:37 - 8:10 - Before getting down to business we discuss Stuart's vacation, Dan's nasal surgery, and the acting career of guest host Eric Zuckerman.8:11 - 39:48 - We talk about Sorority Row, the remake of House on Sorority Row, which, of course, was a remake of Erich Von Stroheim's Greed, based on the novel Push, by Sapphire.39:49 - 44:17 - Final judgments44:18 - 52:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag52:01 - 59:14 - The sad bastards recommend.59:15 - 59:53 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House_ Episode #56 - Whiteout

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 6 Mar 2010 21:57:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:31 - 5:00 - We reintroduce guest co-host Amanda Melson, and spend nearly five full minutes reminiscing about the New York comedy scene in a way that's almost completely alienating to outsiders. 5:01 - 39:12 - You know your movie's in trouble when even an ice ax-wielding killer and Kate Beckinsale in her underwear can't generate any excitement39:13 - 43:10 - Final judgments43:11 - 48:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag48:01 - 53:48 - The sad bastards recommend.53:49 - 54:52 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #35 - Best Picture Decimal System

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 1 Mar 2010 02:24:00 +0000

TEN BEST PICTURE NOMINEES? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!

The Flop House: Episode #55 - The Ugly Truth

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 18:45:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme 0:31 - 3:35 - Stuart wastes all of our time by discussing his upcoming 30th birthday. 3:36 - 34:25 - If your criteria for a romantic comedy is that it contains the words "the" and "truth," and has a negative descriptor in the middle, may we suggest The Awful Truth starring Cary Grant? 34:26 - 40:31 - Final judgments 40:32 - 50:00 - Flop House Movie Mailbag 50:01 - 51:14 - An explanation of the new Movie Minute policy. 51:15 - 56:31 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:32 - 58:30 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode 54 - Gamer

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 7 Feb 2010 00:24:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:36 - Introductions and Theme0:37 - 33:42- We welcome Matt Koff, our second guest host of a still-young 2010, and we introduce him to a rising star named Gerard Butler, in a little film called Gamer.33:43 - 37:57 - Final Judgments37:58 - 48:38- A very navel-gazing movie mailbag.38:39 - 51:47 - Two out of three bastards recommending aint' bad.51:48 - 52:37 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #53 - Hannah Montana: The Movie

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:57:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introductions and Theme0:35 - 3:00 - We welcome Elliott back and, for some reason, Stuart wastes time quizzing him and Dan about current events.3:01 - 37:24 - We discuss Hannah Montana: The Movie, because surely the audience for that picture was white males in their late twenties to early thirties.37:25 - 40:27 - Final Judgments40:28 - 53:49- Our longest letters segment yet, resulting in one of our patented vague Flop House contests.53:50 - 56:49 - A very short sad bastards recommend.56:50 - 58:14 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #52 - Dragonball: Evolution

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 17:34:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:36 - Introductions and Theme0:37 - 3:47 - We introduce our guest co-host, Nigel Wood.3:48 - 29:50 - We discuss 90 minutes of bright colors, loud noises, and disconnected action, in a DVD mislabeled "Dragonball: Evolution."29:51 - 33:23 - Final Judgments33:24 - 34:30 - Station identification34:31 - 41:46 - The sad bastards recommend.45:47 - 45:02 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #34 - Movie Minute Mailbag: The Squeakquel

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:07:00 +0000

We answer another letter from a loyal listener.

The Flop House: Episode #51 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:33:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introductions and Theme0:33 - 1:37 - We introduce our special guest, Flop House contest winner Dash.1:38 - 43:35 - As four comic book nerds, we find far too much to say about X-Men Origins: Wolverine.43:46 - 45:55 - Final Judgments45:56 - 51:55 - The sad bastards recommend.51:56 - 54:19 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #33 - Writers Guild

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 6 Dec 2009 15:55:00 +0000

Our most self-indulgent movie minute yet!

The Flop House: Episode #50 - Delgo

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:47:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 3:40 - We devote a little time to patting ourselves on the back for reaching fifty episodes.3:41 - 28:51 - We celebrate our fiftieth anniversary by discussing Delgo, the movie most likely to inspire blank stares in our audience, followed by "What the fuck's a Delgo?." Maybe we'll get it together for our 100th. 28:51 - 29:58 - Pause for station identification29:59 - 35:55 - Final judgments 35:56 - 40:40 - Flop House Movie Mailbag, plus discussion of a wacky cross-country adventure.40:41 - 47:40 - The sad bastards recommend. 47:41 - 49:19 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #32 - Twisted Trailers 4: Through the Portal of Time

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:40:00 +0000

Who doesn't love trailers and shaggy dog puns?

The Flop House: Episode #49 - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 8 Nov 2009 16:51:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme0:38 - 39:10- We dive right in and discuss a movie based on a video game character that was only popular because preteen boys are too scared to talk to real girls - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.39:11 - 40:10 - Final judgments 40:11 - 41:33 - A CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED, for the contest everyone (even the hosts) forgot was happening.41:34 - 47:47 - The sad bastards recommend. 47:48 - 50:17 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme and outtakes.50:18 - 51:17 - Station identification.

The Flop House: Episode #48 - The Chaos Experiment

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:14:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:56 - Introduction, APOLOGY, and theme0:57 - 4:00 - The return of Dan's least favorite reoccurring segment.4:01 - 41:41- Dan, Stu, and Elliott make vicious fun of a movie you've never heard of, giving the lie to their claim that they're too nice to kick a film when it's down.41:42 - 44:53- Final judgments 44:54 - 51:54 - Our second and final SHOCKTOBER sad bastards recommend of 2009. 51:55 - 55:00 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #31 - VIDEO - The Flop House Live

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:46:00 +0000

Our first ever video podcast lets you join us in NYC, at the UCB Theater, for the Flop House's guest appearance on Andy Rocco's Hipster Show.

The Flop House: Episode #47 - The Unborn

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:02:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and SPOOKY theme0:35 - 2:27 - The usual off-topic nonsense up front.2:28 - 30:44- Finally, the pro-abortion, anti-holocaust, Jewish demon horror story you've been waiting for! The Unborn.30:45 - 34:04- Final judgments 34:05 - 39:29 - Movie Mailbag39:30 - 47:11 - A special SHOCKTOBER sad bastards recommend. 47:12 - 48:37 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #46 - Obsessed

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:32:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 4:14- We engage in a hilarious bit about how everyone spent last weekend.4:15 - 28:26- Race-baiting mixed with Fatal Attraction seems like a recipe for trashy film fun. And yet, count the times that Dan sighs wearily, while discussing Obsessed.28:27 - 30:30- Final judgments 30:31 - 34:30 - Movie Mailbag34:31 - 39:24 - Inspired by the final letter, we segue directly into a special older "bad movie" edition of sad bastards recommend.39:25 - 43:37 - Which, in turn, devolves into a discussion of T&A comedies.43:38 - 46:15 - A plug from Elliott, goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #30 - New Web Address

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:19:00 +0000

A commercial for our new, more convenient web address.

The Flop House: Episode #45 - Skinwalkers

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:53:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 3:58- We introduce our guests, lycanthropy activists Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers.3:59 - 35:58 - What are "Skinwalkers?" Are they ancient legendary beasts? Are they sufferers of a terrible curse? Are they nudists? Or, perhaps they're just a way to tart up a lousy werewolf movie in Native American garb.35:59 - 41:51- Final judgments 41:52 - 48:21 - The sad bastards recommend.48:22 - 50:09 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #29 - Movie Minute Mailbag

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 6 Sep 2009 16:08:00 +0000

More letters from our loyal listeners.

The Flop House: Episode #44 - Knowing

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:31:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 33:52 - The original Peaches unearth a time capsule with a warning for all mankind: avoid Knowing.33:53 - 36:27- Final judgments 36:28 - 37:34 - A break for station identification.37:35 - 42:50 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag42:51 - 47:59 - The sad bastards recommend.48:00 - 49:17 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House_ Episode #43 - Righteous Kill

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:45:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme0:38 - 5:20 - We spend some time discussing Stuart's penis and introduce our guest host, Meghan O'Neill.5:21 - 36:59 - How many lousy movies do two of the greatest actors of their generation have to make, before we give up on them? Just one, if it's Righteous Kill.37:00 - 38:06- A break for station identification and all things Flop House.38:07 - 42:45 - Final judgments42:46 - 43:52 - We tease letters but cruelly do not read any this episode.43:53 - 51:27 - The sad bastards recommend.51:28 - 53:20 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

Movie Minute Klassic - Comic Heroes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 9 Aug 2009 19:44:00 +0000

The Flop House gets just as lazy in August as anyone else, so while we're on vacation, please enjoy this rerun of our most popular movie minute.

The Flop House: Episode #42 - Paul Blart: Mall Cop

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 2 Aug 2009 17:29:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme0:31 - 3:09 - We introduce our guest host, Brock Mahan.3:10 - 30:55 - We watch that mall cop movie. No, not that one. The dumb one.30:56 - 34:00- Final judgments34:01 - 39:42 - The sad bastards recommend.39:43 - 40:50 - Goodbyes, theme and a special message about Stuart's penis.

The Flop House Movie Minute #28 - Criterion Collection

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:41:00 +0000

Lou Fernandez of Loureads.com helps us out by lending his melifluous pipes and his sophisticated producing style to this advertisement.

The Flop House_ Episode #41 - 12 Rounds

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:01:00 +0000

Dan was out of town this weekend, so he didn't have time to write full
show notes for this episode, but he did have time to post it, and HERE
IT IS!

The Flop House Movie Minute #27 - Oscar Double Down

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:53:00 +0000

Thanks to recording in advance, we're a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change.

The Flop House: Episode #40 - Friday the 13th

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:35:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme0:36 - 39:20 - We apparently have more to say about Friday the 13th than any movie we've watched previously.39:21 - 43:40- The most shocking final judgments yet.43:41 - 51:24 - Listener mail51:25 - 56:06 - In lieu of film recommendation, a slew of plugs: a zine, Elliott's film series, and Dan's sketch group.56:07 - 56:42 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #39 - Bride Wars

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:32:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 2:22 - We introduce our guest host: stand-up comedian and comedy writer Amanda Melson.2:23 - 31:20 - In Bride Wars, there are no winners. Only bloodstained white tulle.31:21 - 34:23- Final judgments34:24 - 39:02 - Listener mail, and a revelation about Dan's slumlord background.39:03 - 45:40 - The sad bastards recommend45:41 - 47:24 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #26 - Orson Welles for The Flop House

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 7 Jun 2009 20:15:00 +0000

Paul Masson's got nothing on us.

The Flop House: Episode #38 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 30 May 2009 19:14:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:41 - Introduction and theme0:42 - 31:36 - We discuss Beverly Hills Chihuahua, the movie that made talking Chihuahuas a national sensation. Wait... I'm thinking of Taco Bell.31:36 - 38:38 - Final judgments38:39 - 46:00 - After some hilarity about the Civil War, we read a letter from a listener.46:01 - 53:19 - The sad bastards recommend53:20 - 55:35 - Dan reveals a shameful talent for remembering celebrity nude scenes, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #25 - Remake Reuse Recycle

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 25 May 2009 20:09:00 +0000

Elliott lists some terrible remake ideas, while Stu contributes a remake he'd like to see.

The Flop House: Episode #37 - Seven Pounds

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 17 May 2009 16:39:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 27:04 - Will Smith. Rosario Dawson. A Jellyfish. The formula for a blockbuster smash? We discuss Seven Pounds.27:05 - 29:50 - Final judgments29:51 - 34:38 - The sad bastards recommend34:39 - 40:04 - Some last minute bitching and moaning about Seven Pounds, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #24 - 18 Again, Again

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:48:00 +0000

America swaps bodies with its younger self, to go back to a time when body-swap movies were popular.

The Flop House: Episode #36 - The Spirit

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 3 May 2009 19:02:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 31:12 - After a brief trip south of the border, we talk about The Spirit. The movie that manages to make superheroes dull and cleavage unsexy.31:13 - 33:24 - Final judgments33:25 - 42:27 - The sad bastards recommend42:28 - 46:09 - A little talk about ghosts and Jedi molestation, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode #35 - Fireproof

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:27:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme.0:36 - 29:03 - We are way, way too soft on Fireproof, in order to avoid ticking off our vast, yet nonexistent, audience of evangelical listeners.29:04 - 35:26 - Final judgments. 35:27 - 44:39 - A letter from a listener illuminates important Flop House guidelines.44:40 - 55:09 - The sad bastards recommend.55:10 - 57:34 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #23 - Twisted Trailers 3: Your Sister is a Werewolf

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Apr 2009 17:42:00 +0000

Even more trailers for upcoming films.

The Flop House: Episode #34 - Mirrors

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:00:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:38 - Introduction and theme.0:39 - 30:46 - Is Mirrors scarier or less scary than any other horror film starring an inanimate object?30:47 - 33:46 - Final judgments. 33:47 - 43:35 - Letters from listeners and a window into Dan's low self esteem.43:36 - 49:25 - The sad bastards recommend.49:26 - 50:11 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #22 - Extended Outtakes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:41:00 +0000

Since people seem to enjoy the outtakes, here's an extended peek behind the Flop House curtain, with even more talk of Demon Knight and other topics.

The Flop House: Episode #33 - An American Carol

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 01:57:00 +0000

No time for show notes this week, but enjoy the episode.

The Flop House Movie Minute #21 - Who Watches the Watchmen's Penises

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 8 Mar 2009 17:22:00 +0000

Turns out it's Whoopi Goldberg.

Academy Awards Flopstacular 2009!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 1 Mar 2009 18:35:00 +0000

Apologies for the sound quality of this show. We had sound issues we weren't aware of until well after the taping.0:00 - 0:26 - Theme0:27 - 45:34 - We discuss the Oscars. Oh surely the skies will be dark tonight as all the stars are in Hollywood's Kodak Theater!45:35 - 55:35 - Letters from listeners.55:36 - 56:39 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #20 - Pool Cleaning

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:22:00 +0000

Clean up in your Oscar pool the scientific way!

The Flop House: Episode #31 - Swing Vote

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:00:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 3:41 - We introduce guest host extraordinaire Will Hines.3:42 - 33:37 - What happens when the American election comes down to JUST ONE VOTE? Wait. You say that would never happen? Shit. Then what are we gonna do about this Swing Vote movie? I guess we should just make fun of it.33:38 - 38:23 - Final judgments. Plus: the weirdest joke ever to appear on The Flop House.38:24 - 51:09 - Letters from listeners.51:10 - 58:26 - The sad bastards recommend.58:27 - 59:17 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

Flop House Klassic - Untraceable

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 8 Feb 2009 20:39:00 +0000

Dan was on vacation this week, and he owns all the recording equipment. So, until next week's new episode, please enjoy this re-run.

The Flop House Movie Minute #19 - Oscar Bait

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 1 Feb 2009 17:21:00 +0000

We make up for our lost movie minute with our longest supplemental episode yet, about how the Oscars are always wrong.

The Flop House: Episode #30 - Bangkok Dangerous

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:28:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 22:00 - Watch out for Nicholas Cage. That motherfucker is BANGKOK Dangerous.22:01 - 34:35 - We get bored of talking about Bangkok Dangerous, and quickly digress into talk of AVP2, pornography, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Zombie Strippers, Return of the Jedi, and Hitman (with a little more Bangkok Dangerous thrown in as anti-spice)34:36 - 39:28 - Final judgments39:30 - 46:59 - Letters from listeners.47:00 - 52:35- The sad bastards recommend.52:36 - 53:54 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes

The Flop House: Episode #29 - Step Up 2: The Streets

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:09:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 2:00 - We reintroduce ourselves, after our long winter's nap.2:01 - 33:51- In the long tradition of dance films, this is certainly one of them.33:52 - 36:40 - Final judgments36:41 - 43:25 - Letters from listeners.43:26 - 54:33 - The sad bastards recommend, New Year's special - our top five films of the year.54:34 - 55:50 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes

The Flop House Movie Minute #18 - Misfit Toys

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:02:00 +0000

Christmas specials under the microscope.The music you hear in this episode is Hark the Herald Angels sing, as performed by Doug Hammer on the album Noel, courtesy of feelslikechristmas.com, which provides free Christmas music for personal and nonprofit use.

The Flop House: Episode #28 - Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:57:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 5:04 - We spend the first five minutes talking about a movie about toys that WASN'T the one we watched, released more than a decade ago.5:05 - 11:14 - We make a brief feint at discussing Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, but quickly get sidetracked by Willy Wonka and old-time character actors.11:15 - 35:41 - We finally manage to focus on the topic at hand, the horrifying tale of a sentient toy store and its insane inhabitants. What's that? It's a kids' film? ...You sure?35:42 - 40:05 - Final judgments.40:06 - 44:10 - Copyright infringement, listener mail, and discussion of nude Lea Thompson.44:11 - 46:34 - The MOST IMPORTANT SEGMENT EVER.46:35 - 54:38 - The sad bastards recommend.54:39 - 58:30 - Goodbyes, outtakes, and theme.

The Flop House Movie Minute #17 - Twisted Trailers 2: Two Shades of Blue

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 6 Dec 2008 17:05:00 +0000

More trailers for the biggest winter releases.

The Flop House: Episode #27 - 27 Dresses

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 13:52:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:15 - Mustaches are much discussed.2:16 - 32:22 - We talk about the Katherine Heigel rom-com 27 Dresses, and show our affinity for the material by staying on-topic almost never. Also: boobs.32:23 - 36:30 - Final judgments, in which 27 Dresses manages to SHATTER the Flop House categories.36:31 - 46:17 - The sad bastards recommend. Plus, we learn another famous person Elliott has had tangential interactions with. And also: even more boobs.46:18 - 48:46 - November-December is Flop House listener pledge drive season - but you don't have to pay us in cash-- just recruit new listeners.48:47 - 51:30 - We write the great lost sex comedy, "Lustache."51:31 - 52:55 - Goodbyes, theme, outtakes, and a whole heck of a lot more boobs.

The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:53:00 +0000

We present this alternate, much shorter, version of the Al Pacino film 88 Minutes.

The Flop House: Episode #26 - 88 Minutes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 9 Nov 2008 18:44:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:31 - 5:02 - We explain why we're the dynamic duo this week, and talk about how much we miss Stuart. Also: we engage in the name-droppiest name dropping yet, as Elliott tells the story of the time he met PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA.5:03 - 32:52 - We talk about 88 Minutes, the movie that is a worse example of real-time filmmaking than Nick of Time, and a far worse example of post-mortem semen-swapping than Presumed Innocent.32:53 - 37:25 - Final judgments, plus a brief side-track into dream analysis.37:26 - 45:43 - The sad bastards recommend. 45:43 - 46:32 - We talk about Stuart some more. Jeez! Why don't us guys get a room, already!46:33 - 49:03 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #15 - Hor-nutz!

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:31:00 +0000

Stuart's harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan.

The Flop House: Episode #25 - The Happening

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 13:52:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:39 - Introduction and theme.0:40 - 41:28 - It's a Flop House event! We've been waiting so long for the DVD release for M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening that we jump right in and don't stop talking about it for forty minutes. (Would I call it a "Flop House happening?" No. That would be dumb.)41:29 - 44:17 - Final judgments on The Happening.44:18 - 48:30 - What the heck. Final judgments on M. Night, too.48:31 - 56:40 - The sad bastards recommend. 56:41 - 58:26 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #14 - McShane-McCain

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:32:00 +0000

In the first edition of Name Droppin', Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane.

The Flop House: Episode #24 - Prom Night

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 4 Oct 2008 19:06:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 1:54 - The whole team is back together again, so to celebrate they ramble off-topic for a while.1:55 - 37:13 - We talk about Prom Night, a shocking expose about the incompetence of the Bridgeport police department.37:14 - 40:35 - Final judgments.40:36 - 49:27 - We explain why we haven't had the Flop House contest winner on, announce a winner of the Ewe Boll contest, and Dan shamelessly plugs his own project.49:28 - 52:54 - The sad bastards recommend. 52:55 - 54:30 - Goodbyes, theme, outtakes, and many, many sound effects

The Flop House Movie Minute #13 - Rainy Day Fun

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:18:00 +0000

We give you directions on how to make your own Flop House at home.

Flop House Klassic - Bratz

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:51:00 +0000

What do you get when Stuart is out of town on vacation, Elliott is busy transitioning from one high-stress television comedy job to another high-stress television comedy job, and Dan is having Internet problems? A rerun! Hey, at least we don't do it as much as LOST. (Well, as much as they used to... before their uninterrupted seasons... lets pretend that joke was still relevant and move on). In this, one of our favorite episodes, we discussed Bratz-- a movie that was so unexpectedly delightful in its badness that it became the gold standard for Flop House film ratings. Enjoy.

The Flop House: Episode #23 - Wild Hogs

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 18:53:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:45 - We welcome back Elliott Kalan, make fun of Stuart, and reintroduce Ritch Duncan.2:46 - 40:22 - We make up for our spottily-released late summer shows by making this our second-longest episode ever and spending far too much time discussing Wild Hogs-- possibly more than the screenwriter took to write it.40:23 - 44:30 - Final judgments.44:31 - 49:10 - We congratulate Elliott on some huge news, and spend a little time discussing the Ewe Boll contest (with a brief R.I.P. for Dan's local video rental place).49:11 - 55:56 - The sad bastards recommend.55:57 - 57:28 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #12 - Ewe Boll Contest

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 7 Sep 2008 14:21:00 +0000

We honor the modern-day Ed Wood with a contest.

The Flop House: Episode #22 - Vantage Point

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:41:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:30 - We introduce our guest co-host, leggy comedienne Sara Schaefer.2:31 - 35:29 - We each give our vantage points on the film Vantage Point. See what I did there? I made you want to shoot yourself.35:30 - 38:40 - Final judgments. 38:41 - 43:28 - We announce the WINNER OF THE FLOP HOUSE CONTEST!43:29 - 47:17 - The sad bastards recommend. (Also, according to our web research, the second movie Sara recommends-- the one where she can't remember the title-- is probably Butcher Wing.)47:18 - 52:11 - Sara plugs some stuff, and Stuart demonstrates his complete misunderstanding of the concept of plugs.52:12 - 53:29 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

Flop House Movie Minute #11 - Listener Feedback

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:09:00 +0000

We talk with the listeners, walk with the listeners.

The Flop House: Episode #21 - One Missed Call

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 3 Aug 2008 16:29:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 1:57 - We take a moment to discuss Stuart's choice of attire.1:58 - 38:02 - We discuss the film One Missed Call, the movie that asks the question, "Can anything be all bad, if it involves Ray Wise?"38:03 - 41:09 - Final judgments.41:10 - 49:21- The sad bastards recommend. 49:22 - 51:45 - More on the Flop House contest, and goodbyes.51:46 - 52:30 - Theme and outtakes.

On Vacation

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:29:00 +0000

The movie minute is taking a summer vacation this week, but we don't want to leave you empty-handed, so enjoy this audio sketch.

The Flop House: Episode #20 - 10,000 B.C.

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:24:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:47 - We have our usual difficulty getting down to business.2:48 - 30:30 - Would 10,000 B.C. have been better if it had starred Ringo Starr and Shelly Long? Yes. Yes it would.30:31 - 34:13 - Final judgments.34:14 - 36:45 - A brief digression about the films of Brendan Fraser.36:46 - 46:13 - The sad bastards recommend. 46:14 - 52:57 - A greater explication of the Flop House contest, surveys, podcasty business, and goodbyes.52:58 - 53:39 - Theme and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #10 - Teen Wolf

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:03:00 +0000

Warm nostalgia swaddles the show, as the gang discusses Teen Wolf.

The Flop House: Episode 20 - Premonition

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 6 Jul 2008 14:49:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 30:20 - After welcoming back oft-absent co-host Elliott Kalan and dispensing with some off-topic comics talk, we celebrate Independence Day by examining the slow decline of former America's sweetheart Sandra Bullock in Premonition.30:21 - 32:05 A slight detour, as the Flop House hosts make out their audio living wills.32:06 - 36:09 - Final judgments.36:10 - 40:19 - We rewrite the ending to Premonition. Also: a lot of nonsense about C.H.U.D.s.40:20 - 48:40 - The sad bastards recommend.48:41 - 51:12 - Podcasty business, a NEW CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT, and goodbyes.51:13 - 51:54 - Theme and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #9 - Twin Sitters

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:55:00 +0000

We briefly discuss a barbarian-sized hit. Also: fully clothed breasts!

The Flop House: Episode #20 - Jumper

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:44:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 1:21 - We introduce special guest host, Matt Koff.1:22 - 29:19 - Jump! For my love! Jump in! ...Is a song we'd rather be listening to, than watching the film Jumper, starring Teen Anakin. Skywalker. 29:20 - 33:50 - Final judgments. 33:51 - 39:11 - A little Unbreakable feedback, and Dan hijacks the podcast for his own petty, personal purposes.39:12 - 46:25 - The sad bastards recommend.46:26 - 49:18 - Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #8 - Twisted Trailers

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:23:00 +0000

Trailers for some of this summer's biggest films.

The Flop House: Episode #17 - Untraceable

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 8 Jun 2008 17:01:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:30 - Intro and theme.0:31 - 1:40 - We welcome back co-host Elliott Kalan after a brief break, and he pitches us a Kalan-centric TV vehicle.1:41 - 26:42 - A perfectly pleasant conversation about sticking your penis in various foodstuffs is ruined by the film Untraceable.26:43 - 30:00 - Final judgments.30:01 - 36:16 - The sad bastards recommend.36:17 - 38:03 - Shilling for the website - now with fan art and videos!38:04 - 40:14 - Some final thoughts about Untraceable, fan art, and penises.40:15 - 41:19 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #7 - Deleted Scenes

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 2 Jun 2008 04:33:00 +0000

We present an extended cut from a horror movie classic.

The Flop House: Episode #16 - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 17 May 2008 20:17:00 +0000

In the battle between Alien and Predator, there can be only one winner, and you can bet it's not the viewing public. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals a shocking secret about vaginas, Dan does a sub-par 70's TV impression, and Lou keeps urging people to draw things.0:00 - 0:29 - Introduction and theme.0:30 - 2:35 - We speculate about regular host Elliott Kalan's absence, and learn a little about guest host Lou Fernandez.2:36 - 32:05 - Alien vs. Predator, possibly the coolest concept in the world, provided you're an acne-riddled 12-year-old.32:06 - 35:25 - Final judgments.35:26 - 42:14 - The sad bastards recommend.42:15 - 45:07 - We draw your attention to Elliott's recent television triumph and plug our website a little.45:08 - 48:09 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #6 - Con Men

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 11 May 2008 18:41:00 +0000

The Flop House makes a foray into near-journalism and visits the NY ComiCon.

The Flop House: Episode #15 - D-Wars: Dragon Wars

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 4 May 2008 19:59:00 +0000

We answer the question, "How bad could a movie with dragon wars possibly be?" Meanwhile, Dan pitches a new Bikini-themed movie, Elliott has a flashback to the war, Stu makes a love connection, and we all take a big swig of the Hong Kong cocktail.0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 26:07 - After a brief and transparent bid for sympathy on Dan's part, we get down to business and discuss D-Wars: Dragon Wars, the film that can't make up its mind whether to abbreviate itself.26:08 - 27:37 - Final judgments.27:38 - 28:49 - We announce a shameless ploy to increase listenership.28:50 - 32:29 - A long-absent segment makes its triumphant return.32:30 - 38:20 - The sad bastards recommend.38:21 - 42:08 - Some podcast business is taken care of, amidst copious gibberish.42:09 - 43:21 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.I apologize that the audio quality is slightly lower than the previous few episodes. My allergy-addled mind didn't take enough time checking the levels, so I sound slightly louder and cracklier than Stu or Elliott, despite doing my best to fix it in post.

The Flop House Movie Minute #5 - Moral Lessons

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:38:00 +0000

A heartwarming story about spiders disintegrates into despair and recrimination. Enjoy!

The Flop House: Episode #14 - Bratz

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:51:00 +0000

We squander our newfound viral success by spending this episode talking about the movie Bratz. Meanwhile, Stuart solves an unsolvable math problem, Dan lauds the film's convention-defying use of time, and Elliott gives the youth a lesson about teetotaling. 0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 2:19 - A noble attempt at professionalism crashes and burns almost immediately. Also, we explain our mission statement.2:20 - 40:37 - We giggle like grade-school girls over the Bratz movie.40:38 - 43:34 - Final judgements.43:35 - 54:38 - The sad bastards recommend. 54:39 - 57:37 - Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #3 - Coming Attractions

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 5 Apr 2008 02:10:00 +0000

We devote this Flop House Movie Minute to the ultimate in nostalgia sequels.

The Flop House: Episode Thirteen - The Invasion

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:33:00 +0000

In our least-edited show yet we discover that big stars, glossy production values, and a classic story can't save you from being snatch'd by the Flop House, as we discuss The Invasion. Meanwhile, Elliott tries to sell us on his medical humor, Stuart imagines the sassy sentient skateboard of his dreams, and Dan auditions for several other podcasts.0:00 - 0:35 Introduction and theme0:36 - 2:46 A podcast warning is issued, and a dead-on George Takai impression is met with thundering indifference.2:46 - 40:54 We talk about The Invasion, the latest and least-greatest take on Invasion of the Body Snatchers. At least Nicole Kidman wears a tight sweater.40:55 - 42:38 Final judgments.42:39 - 55:09 The sad bastards recommend.55:10 - 56:05 Some nonsense about Karate Kid to close the show.56:07 - 58:56 Thanks, podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #2 - A Beckinsale Tale

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:50:00 +0000

In the second of our short, supplemental episodes, noted raconteur Stuart Wellington describes his encounter with noted werewolf-hunter Kate Beckinsale.

The Flop House: Episode Twelve - Awake

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:11:00 +0000

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:30 - 3:21 - We waste a fair amount of time talking about our new microphones.3:22 - 28:50 - Jessica Alba AND Hayden Christensen? Is there any way the movie Awake CAN'T be good?28:51 - 37:20 Final judgements37:21 - 38:57 A brief intermission for a story about Dan in his pajamas.38:58 - 51:44 The sad bastards recommend51:45 - 56:26 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House Movie Minute #1

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 9 Mar 2008 19:15:00 +0000

We're going to start producing short, supplemental episodes to put out in weeks without a full-length Flop House, so that listeners don't have to wait quite so long for new content. In this first episode, Dan addresses some of the material lost (thanks to technical difficulties) from the Awards Floptacular episode. We hope you like the new Movie Minute supplements. Thanks for listening.

The Flop House: Episode Eleven - Awards Floptacular

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Thu, 6 Mar 2008 23:46:00 +0000

Special guest Elliott Kalan returns to discuss what has been called "The Academy Awards of movies," the Oscars. Meanwhile, Stuart hands out tips about the Internet, Dan learns what it means to be a really unlikely stripper, and Elliott fears running afoul of Wayne Enterprises.

0:00 - 0:33 Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 31:49 Welcoming special guest host, Elliott Kalan (segment producer, The Daily Show; humor columnist, Metro), and discussion of the 80th annual Academy Awards.
31:50 - 39:30 Elliott discusses his own experiences helping to produce the 2006 Oscars telecast, and Dan tries to jump in with his own shameless name-dropping.
39:31 - 43:15 We discuss the Razzies, which, coincidentally, was dominated by the film we watched the last time Elliott guest hosted.
43:16 - 45:51 We get bored talking about the Razzies and drift back to the Oscars.
45:52 - 46:39 Dan's cursed laptop provides the show with a shocking twist ending. Also, podcasty business is briefly addressed.
46:40 - 47:26 End theme and outtakes.

NOTE: I incorrectly identified our email address as "theflophouse" at gmail.com. It is, of course, "theflophousepodcast" (of course because, in 2008, every other damn email address had been taken).

The Flop House: Episode Ten - Good Luck Chuck

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:46:00 +0000

Comedian Ritch Duncan joins us, to talk about Good Luck Chuck, starring "comedian" Dane Cook, in a poignant film about love lost, found, and crotch-biting penguins. Meanwhile Dan makes a plea for exploitation filmmakers to stick to their guns, Ritch explains when to allow a bird to ingest its own feces, and Stuart encourages our audience in an act of vandalism against video stores across the nation.

0:00 - 0:32 Introduction and theme.
0:32 - 1:35 Welcoming special guest host Ritch Duncan, stand-up comic, and former editor-in-chief for Jest Magazine, and former writer for PRI's Fair Game and Comedy Central's Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn.
1:36 - 41:00 We upchuck Good Luck Chuck - a movie which, by the way, is about as unfunny and unpleasant as the first part of this sentence.
41:01 - 45:35 For the very first time, a movie manages to break the Final Judgement segment of The Flop House.
45:36 - 54:02 The sad bastards recommend.
54:03 - 55:12 Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

Two notes, one good, one bad:

The GOOD: I've discovered how to compress these files further, so that, going forward, the shows will not be monster 80 MB downloads. Sorry about the size of previous episodes. You'll note that this one, despite being nearly an hour, is a svelte 25 MB.

The BAD: This episode has an (extremely, extremely quiet, but still noticeable) constant stream of background chatter. I do not know why. Most likely, the headphones for my TV were switched on, and near the mic, while recording, so that we could not hear this ambient noise during the session, but it got picked up on the podcast. Sorry about that -- it won't happen again. In the meanwhile, why don't you pretend that you're listening to this episode on old-fashioned terrestrial radio, and what you're hearing is the next channel in the AM dial bleeding into this one. It'll make you feel like you're on a long road trip with your parents... except that your folks are inexplicably listening to three foul-mouthed guys kicking a movie while it's down. Enjoy!

Flop House Episode Nine - Next

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:13:00 +0000

In this episode, Colbert Report staff writer Frank Lesser joins us, to see what happens next, in Next (hint: it has something to do with Nicholas Cage's hair). Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his vulnerability to bullets, Dan describes his super-power, and Frank pitches a romantic comedy built on Next's charred remains.

0:00 – 0:35 Introduction and theme.
0:36 – 7:42 Our guest host Frank Lesser is introduced, and we indulge in some off-topic discussion of M. Night Shyamalan, and of Heath Ledger's untimely demise.
7:43 – 33:33 What happens if they make a movie with Nic Cage, Julianne Moore, and Jessica Biel and no-one comes? They name it Next.
33:34 – 38:35 Final judgments.
38:36 - 42:30 The sad bastards recommend.
42:31 - 56:50 A once-proud podcast devolves into a conversation about recent movies, including Juno, I Am Legend, and The Mist.
56:51 – 57:49 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode 8 - I Know Who Killed Me

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:05:00 +0000

Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan's tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me. Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating plans for his evidence dungeon, Dan mentions a lost Neil Simon play that should stay lost, and Elliott fills us in on the life and works of Art Bell.0:00 – 0:32 Introduction and theme.0:33 – 36:54 I Know Who Killed Me - just as lurid as the title suggests? Or lurid-er?36:55 – 40:15 Final judgments.40:16 – 45:13 The sad bastards recommend.45:14 – 48:13 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.A note: we've eliminated the movie synopsis at the beginning of the episode, as we've heard people say that they'd rather just get into the fun stuff right away. However, if you want a little context for the discussion, we'll still post links to the Wikipedia pages for these films, which tend to have fairly thorough plot summaries.Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan's tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me. Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating plans for his evidence dungeon, Dan mentions a lost Neil Simon play that should stay lost, and Elliott fills us in on the life and works of Art Bell.0:00 – 0:32 Introduction and theme.0:33 – 36:54 I Know Who Killed Me - just as lurid as the title suggests? Or lurid-er?36:55 – 40:15 Final judgments.40:16 – 45:13 The sad bastards recommend.45:14 – 48:13 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.A note: we've eliminated the movie synopsis at the beginning of the episode, as we've heard people say that they'd rather just get into the fun stuff right away. However, if you want a little context for the discussion, we'll still post links to the Wikipedia pages for these films, which tend to have fairly thorough plot summaries.

The Flop House: Episode Seven - Mr. Brooks

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Fri, 7 Dec 2007 00:35:00 +0000

In our first episode sans Simon, we welcome friend-of-the-show Jeanette Laird to the guest host seat, to discuss the Kevin Costner split-personality serial killer film Mr. Brooks. Meanwhile, Stuart makes a movie pitch, Dan reveals an embarrassing secret about Charlie’s Angels, and Jeanette teaches us how to kill a man.0:00 – 0:36 Introduction and theme.0:37 – 2:50 Partial synopsis of Mr. Brooks, courtesy of Wikipedia.2:51 – 28:02 Something’s happening here and you don’t know what it is, do you, Mr. Brooks?28:03 – 31:16 Final judgments.31:17 – 36:55 The sad bastards recommend.36:56 – Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.*A small apology for the audio quality of some of this episode. I have no idea why my voice sounds so booming at times, while Stuart and Jeanette sound like they are in the next room, other than the obvious explanation that I am 40 feet tall.

The Flop House: Episode Six - Perfect Stranger

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:33:00 +0000

In this episode, the gang chats about Perfect Stranger, the top Internet chat-based thriller that was released twenty years after Internet chatting was invented. Meanwhile, Stuart engages in some creative screenplay retitling, Dan proposes a twist ending advisory board, and Simon drops a personal bombshell.

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 1:54 - Partial synopsis of Perfect Stranger, courtesy of Wikipedia.
1:55 - 28:27 - According to the Simpsons musical Streetcar! "...a stranger's just a friend you haven't met!" But that was before the movie Perfect Stranger.
28:28 - 29:52 - Final judgments.
29:53 - 36:18 - Our first listener mail!
36:19 - 40:01 - The sad bastards recommend.
40:02 - 44:00 - Simon reveals some sad news.
44:01 - 46:25 - Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode Five - Saw III

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:57:00 +0000

In the second of our special Halloween episodes, the gang gets caught in the deathtrap that is Saw III.
Meanwhile, Simon spins an elaborate handstand analogy, Stuart gets turned on by Icyface, and Dan offers Jigsaw's girlfriend a little relationship advice.0:00 - 0:40 - Introduction and the special "Halloween Remix" Flop House Theme0:40 - 2:31 - Partial synopsis of Saw III, courtesy of Wikipedia2:32 - 29:49 - Does unremitting torture and pain appeal to you? Then, why not watch Saw III, so you can go through a little of it? ZING! You got zinged, Saw III!29:50 - 32:53 - Final judgements.32:54 - 36:57 - The sad bastards recommend.36:58 - 39:00 - THE SHOCKING DENOUMENT!39:01 - 43:00 - Podcasty business, next show teaser, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode 4 - The Number 23

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 8 Oct 2007 00:38:00 +0000

In this episode, the team examines the sure-misfire team-up of Jim Carrey and Joel Schumacher. The Number 23. Meanwhile, in a shocking twist, Simon rails against twist endings; Stuart discusses digital sex (but not in the way you think); and Dan can't quite get a handle on how to name movie characters.0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and the special Halloween Remix Flop House Theme0:38 - 4:11 - Synopsis of The Number 23, courtesy of Wikipedia4:12 - 34:00 - Wouldn't it be spooky if this segment was TWENTY-THREE MINUTES LONG? It wouldn't? Then you've learned the secret of The Number 23.34:01 - 36:40 - Final judgements.36:41 - 40:52 - The sad bastards recommend.40:53 - 44:07 - Next show teaser, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

The Flop House: Episode Three - A Sound of Thunder

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:28:00 +0000

The Flop House team listens to (and, unfortunately, watches) A Sound of Thunder. Meanwhile, Simon plans a diamond heist, Stu does a little Edward Burns math, and Dan apologizes for things he didn't do... and the entire gang would rather be watching a film about a crime-fighting dinosaur. 0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme music.0:34 - 2:56 - Synopsis of A Sound of Thunder, courtesy of Wikipedia.2:57 - 32:06 - What is the sound of one thunder clapping?32:07 - 35:51- The sad bastards recommend stuff that doesn't suck.35:52 - 39:49 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.The Flop House Theme courtesy of Keith Burgun.

The Flop House: Episode Two - Memory

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Sat, 1 Sep 2007 23:32:00 +0000

In the second episode of The Flop House, the team travels deep into unexplored reaches of the Billy Zane catalogue, to unearth the a repressed (or at least barely theatrically released) Memory. Meanwhile, Simon contemplates suicide, Stuart can't seem to turn off his phone, and Dan coins a new improv troupe name.0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme music.0:34 - 1:40 - Synopsis of Memory courtesy of Wikipedia.1:40 - 28:19 - Oh, Memory, why can't we forget you?28:19 - 32:56 - The sad bastards recommend stuff that doesn't suck.32:56 - 34:30 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.The Flop House Theme courtesy of Keith Burgun.

The Flop House: Episode One - Stealth

dankmccoy@gmail.com (Dan McCoy) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:55:00 +0000

In the inaugural episode of The Flop House, the team examines Rob Cohen's fighter-plane-run-amok film Stealth. Meanwhile, Simon discusses sex toys, Stuart does some video store filing, and Dan mispronounces "sentient" a lot. Also, the gang recommends a few things that don't suck. 0:00 - 1:10 - Introductions, themes, and such.1:10 - 21:30 - Stealth. Fun factory, or snore factory?21:30 - 24:30 - Final Judgments24:30 - 29:10 - The sad bastards recommend.29:10 - 30:28 - It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. Also to the Flop House.