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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2024 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 4 Dec 2023 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2023 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2023 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2023 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This week John has a startling confession, Anna has some stuff to say about that confession and we swear, its about a new long standing science fiction thing and not Dune again, again. </p><p>Podcast - <a href="https://twitter.com/ConditionalM">@ConditionalM</a><br />Anna - <a href="https://twitter.com/annabelledroid">@annabelledroid</a><br />John - <a href="https://twitter.com/The_YamKing">@The_YamKing</a>  <br />Email us at:<br /><a href="mailto:Conditional@podgoblin.cool">Conditional@podgoblin.cool</a></p><p>If you'd like to support us check out our <a href="https://ko-fi.com/conmat#paypalModal">Ko-Fi</a> and our <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Pod_Goblin">Patreon </a></p><p>Go to our website <a href="https://www.podgoblin.cool/">Podgoblin.cool</a></p><p> </p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2021 21:36:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes twitter gives you a whole ass show and  this week the four horsemen of the shit posting twitpocalypse have come. for ARG super fans, the secret this week is, two wolves doing Joe Biden and Alex Jones impressions.  </p><p>Have you considered donating to our Ko-Fi to help subsidies John's gotchapon addition, help with Anna's goal of a new computer or maybe to help Avery get better audio equipment? No? Well...I'm not a cop so do whatever but I am mildly disappointed in you. </p><p>Find us on twitter <br />Podcast - <a href="https://twitter.com/ConditionalM">@ConditionalM</a><br />Avery  - <a href="https://twitter.com/AveryAngryHuman">@AveryAngryHuman</a><br />Anna - <a href="https://twitter.com/annabelledroid">@annabelledroid</a><br />John - <a href="https://twitter.com/The_YamKing">@The_YamKing</a><br /> </p><p>Email us at:<br /><a href="https://dashboard.simplecast.com/accounts/8ccce434-c9cd-4298-837e-ff81fe6ceffd/shows/e2a166e4-331e-4777-9ecb-40de064362aa/episodes/8529632c-8cb0-4bbe-81c6-2fbc73fa43eb/conditionalmaterials@gmail.com">ConditionalMaterials@gmail.com</a><br /><br />If you'd like to support us check out our <a href="https://ko-fi.com/conmat#paypalModal">Ko-Fi</a></p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn all the hot Conditional Material lore was actually not getting retconned/rebooted/removed and is all still in place including the ARG? <br />Yes, yes it is. </p><p>Find us on twitter <br />Podcast - <a href="https://twitter.com/ConditionalM">@ConditionalM</a><br />Avery  - <a href="https://twitter.com/AveryAngryHuman">@AveryAngryHuman</a><br />Anna - <a href="https://twitter.com/annabelledroid">@annabelledroid</a><br />John - <a href="https://twitter.com/The_YamKing">@The_YamKing</a><br /> </p><p>Email us at:<br /><a href="https://dashboard.simplecast.com/accounts/8ccce434-c9cd-4298-837e-ff81fe6ceffd/shows/e2a166e4-331e-4777-9ecb-40de064362aa/episodes/8529632c-8cb0-4bbe-81c6-2fbc73fa43eb/conditionalmaterials@gmail.com">ConditionalMaterials@gmail.com</a><br /><br />If you'd like to support us check out our <a href="https://ko-fi.com/conmat#paypalModal">Ko-Fi</a></p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who the fuck wrote that episode summary because this is Editor John and I don't endorse the words in that summary, they are false and malicious, anyways, great show this week with lots of fun energy and yelling. </p><p> </p><p>Find us on twitter <br />Podcast - <a href="https://twitter.com/ConditionalM">@ConditionalM</a><br />Avery  - <a href="https://twitter.com/AveryAngryHuman">@AveryAngryHuman</a><br />Anna - <a href="https://twitter.com/annabelledroid">@annabelledroid</a><br />John - <a href="https://twitter.com/The_YamKing">@The_YamKing</a><br /> </p><p>Email us at:<br /><a href="https://dashboard.simplecast.com/accounts/8ccce434-c9cd-4298-837e-ff81fe6ceffd/shows/e2a166e4-331e-4777-9ecb-40de064362aa/episodes/8529632c-8cb0-4bbe-81c6-2fbc73fa43eb/conditionalmaterials@gmail.com">ConditionalMaterials@gmail.com</a><br /><br />If you'd like to support us check out our <a href="https://ko-fi.com/conmat#paypalModal">Ko-Fi</a></p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>The Antifa Terror dome is covered in frost and ice but we're here to dish hot gossip, talk shit and T pose on libs. (Did I say that right?) <br /><br />Find us on twitter <br />Podcast - <a href="https://twitter.com/ConditionalM">@ConditionalM</a><br />Avery  - <a href="https://twitter.com/AveryAngryHuman">@AveryAngryHuman</a><br />Anna - <a href="https://twitter.com/annabelledroid">@annabelledroid</a><br />John - <a href="https://twitter.com/The_YamKing">@The_YamKing</a><br /> </p><p>Email us at:<br /><a href="https://dashboard.simplecast.com/accounts/8ccce434-c9cd-4298-837e-ff81fe6ceffd/shows/e2a166e4-331e-4777-9ecb-40de064362aa/episodes/8529632c-8cb0-4bbe-81c6-2fbc73fa43eb/conditionalmaterials@gmail.com">ConditionalMaterials@gmail.com</a><br /><br />If you'd like to support us check out our <a href="https://ko-fi.com/conmat#paypalModal">Ko-Fi</a><br /> </p>
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