https://simplecast.com Champagne Tears Hold on to your maternity panties, cause it’s about to get weird. Hosts Taylor & Alex go balls deep into the dark and scary reality of raising tiny terrorists, all while trying to keep their shit together and remaining moderately sober. But once those little girls go night-night? That’s when the flood gates open up to sex stories, embarrassing moments, and repressed memories. They’re bold enough to say what you’re already thinking, or dumb enough to just not give a F@$%. Either way, cheers to shedding some Champagne Tears 🥂 2021 - Champagne Tears en Tue, 14 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000 Tue, 14 Dec 2021 08:00:10 +0000 https://champagne-tears.simplecast.com Champagne Tears https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/92618ddf-2043-4628-aa38-3fecf19cc073/067631d4-922a-4e10-a8fb-87f37dbc499b/3000x3000/ctp-cover-artsimple.jpg?aid=rss_feed https://champagne-tears.simplecast.com episodic Hold on to your maternity panties, cause it’s about to get weird. Hosts Taylor & Alex go balls deep into the dark and scary reality of raising tiny terrorists, all while trying to keep their shit together and remaining moderately sober. But once those little girls go night-night? That’s when the flood gates open up to sex stories, embarrassing moments, and repressed memories. They’re bold enough to say what you’re already thinking, or dumb enough to just not give a F@$%. Either way, cheers to shedding some Champagne Tears 🥂 Taylor Cheney, Alex Katz yes https://feeds.simplecast.com/ChFYKU_E married, relationship advice, deployed, funny, funny stories, moms of girls, moms of toddlers, moms who curse, parenting, relationships, sahm, sex, single mom, stay at home mom, wfhm Champagne Tears champagnetearspod@gmail.com 66fac39a-d188-4ad8-9b39-96b78aa36901 We Have Liftoff DISCLAIMER

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]]> We Have Liftoff Taylor Cheney, Alex Katz, Nicholas Wickham 00:54:48 Infinite Weddings, One Funeral, and One Male Opinion Alex & Taylor interview special guest Nicholas Wickham to get the "male opinion" they've been asking for since the start of the show. Hide your bridesmaids and your widows, no one is safe. DISCLAIMER (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) Follow us @champage.tears.pod on Instagram for exclusive content and podcast updates Infinite Weddings, One Funeral, and One Male Opinion Alex & Taylor interview special guest Nicholas Wickham to get the "male opinion" they've been asking for since the start of the show. Hide your bridesmaids and your widows, no one is safe. DISCLAIMER (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) Follow us @champage.tears.pod on Instagram for exclusive content and podcast updates relationships, funerals, nsfw, crude humor, wedding sex, comedy, male playbook, male jealousy, male opinion, funny, weddings, funeral sex yes full 9 74331053-662e-4ea8-9916-e3dcc28705fb Katzengoldmanbergerstein Mon, 6 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000 champagnetearspod@gmail.com (Taylor Cheney, Alex Katz) https://champagne-tears.simplecast.com/episodes/katzengoldmanbergerstein-I_Nix1uc Katzengoldmanbergerstein Taylor Cheney, Alex Katz 01:14:41 Red Flags...Everyone's got 'em. What are yours? Alex & Taylor dissect the new trend sweeping the nation and when/if these red flags are deal breakers. Also discussed, Hanukkah trauma. It's real, it's raw, and the big man in the red suit isn't making it any better. Grab your milk and cookies and put the little ones away, or else it gets the coal again. DISCLAIMER (WE DO NOT RECOMMEND LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE WHILE CHILDREN ARE PRESENT! This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) Follow us @champage.tears.pod on Instagram for exclusive content and podcast updates Red Flags...Everyone's got 'em. What are yours? Alex & Taylor dissect the new trend sweeping the nation and when/if these red flags are deal breakers. Also discussed, Hanukkah trauma. It's real, it's raw, and the big man in the red suit isn't making it any better. Grab your milk and cookies and put the little ones away, or else it gets the coal again. DISCLAIMER (WE DO NOT RECOMMEND LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE WHILE CHILDREN ARE PRESENT! This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) Follow us @champage.tears.pod on Instagram for exclusive content and podcast updates relationships, hanukkah, christmas, dark humor, green flags, holiday trauma, comedy, red flags, funny, holidays yes full 8 bb44eee4-93eb-4ba7-993a-a6839f4bc454 Raja's Simulation Mon, 29 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000 champagnetearspod@gmail.com (Taylor Cheney, Alex Katz) https://champagne-tears.simplecast.com/episodes/rajas-simulation-ssqWSsKP Raja's Simulation Taylor Cheney, Alex Katz 01:06:08 Who's simulation is this? Spoiler Alert: it's not yours. Alex & Taylor discuss what is and isn't appropriate for bachelorette/bachelor parties and the truth behind the pineapple theory. Also included, let's talk about childhood memories and do you actually have them, or are you a big fat liar? Get ready to finally laugh again! DISCLAIMER (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) Follow us @champage.tears.pod on Instagram for exclusive content and podcast updates Who's simulation is this? Spoiler Alert: it's not yours. Alex & Taylor discuss what is and isn't appropriate for bachelorette/bachelor parties and the truth behind the pineapple theory. Also included, let's talk about childhood memories and do you actually have them, or are you a big fat liar? Get ready to finally laugh again! DISCLAIMER (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) Follow us @champage.tears.pod on Instagram for exclusive content and podcast updates improv, nsfw, bachelor party, comedy, moms, bad moms, bachelorette party, funny yes full 7 e7922e5d-5613-4e14-afb7-52e9c55b11a7 Dead Pool
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]]> Dead Pool Taylor Cheney, Alex Katz 01:06:47 Everyone’s dead. Alex & Taylor return after a 6 month hiatus to update you on what’s been going on in their personal lives and more importantly, how the newfound trauma will enhance the future of the podcast. Also discussed, the judicial system and dire need for change in society. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on episode 6 of Champagne Tears. Everyone’s dead. Alex & Taylor return after a 6 month hiatus to update you on what’s been going on in their personal lives and more importantly, how the newfound trauma will enhance the future of the podcast. Also discussed, the judicial system and dire need for change in society. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on episode 6 of Champagne Tears. nsfw, champagne problems, dark humor, humor, discussion, comedy, mom podcast, dark, funny yes full 6 93c98c2e-049b-4734-b8e9-3b42ff7da495 Poophole Loophole Who’s on First? What’s on Second? Why does it matter? Alex and Taylor get real honest about hookups, flings, and one night stands all of which lead into a very deep conversation about financial responsibility when you aren’t wrapping your willy. Bring your rosary, episode 5 is sinful. 

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]]> Mon, 28 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000 champagnetearspod@gmail.com (Taylor Cheney, Alex Katz) https://champagne-tears.simplecast.com/episodes/poophole-loophole-SSVSlSI5 Who’s on First? What’s on Second? Why does it matter? Alex and Taylor get real honest about hookups, flings, and one night stands all of which lead into a very deep conversation about financial responsibility when you aren’t wrapping your willy. Bring your rosary, episode 5 is sinful. 

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]]> Poophole Loophole Taylor Cheney, Alex Katz 01:02:15 Who’s on First? What’s on Second? Why does it matter? Alex and Taylor get real honest about hookups, flings, and one night stands all of which lead into a very deep conversation about financial responsibility when you aren’t wrapping your willy. Bring your rosary, episode 5 is sinful. (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) Who’s on First? What’s on Second? Why does it matter? Alex and Taylor get real honest about hookups, flings, and one night stands all of which lead into a very deep conversation about financial responsibility when you aren’t wrapping your willy. Bring your rosary, episode 5 is sinful. (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.) funny moms, momhumor, sex and relationships, sex, dark humor, hookups, comedy, one night stands, mom humor, moms, funny yes full 5 0a507966-2e59-40d4-91e7-ab40075813d0 BuhDumSss...M Business Development Sales and Marketing...Alex and Taylor dive into the world of BDSM and talk about their individual kinks in the bedroom (or anywhere). Safe word: Oklahoma. Also up for debate: who’s me-time indulgence is weirder and how much money are your morals actually worth? All this and more on Episode 4 of Champagne Tears.

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]]> Mon, 14 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000 champagnetearspod@gmail.com (Alex Katz, Taylor Cheney) https://champagne-tears.simplecast.com/episodes/buhdumsssm-da3Youi1 Business Development Sales and Marketing...Alex and Taylor dive into the world of BDSM and talk about their individual kinks in the bedroom (or anywhere). Safe word: Oklahoma. Also up for debate: who’s me-time indulgence is weirder and how much money are your morals actually worth? All this and more on Episode 4 of Champagne Tears.

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]]> BuhDumSss...M Alex Katz, Taylor Cheney 00:56:47 Business Development Sales and Marketing...Alex and Taylor dive into the world of BDSM and talk about their individual kinks in the bedroom (or anywhere). Safe word: Oklahoma. Also up for debate: who’s me-time indulgence is weirder and how much money are your morals actually worth? All this and more on Episode 4 of Champagne Tears. Business Development Sales and Marketing...Alex and Taylor dive into the world of BDSM and talk about their individual kinks in the bedroom (or anywhere). Safe word: Oklahoma. Also up for debate: who’s me-time indulgence is weirder and how much money are your morals actually worth? All this and more on Episode 4 of Champagne Tears. bdsm, darkhumor, moms after dark, dark humor, momsafterdark, comedy, kinks, funny yes full 4 97b1330f-2db5-44d4-ba3d-9db95d06c3db Capri Sun Sun.Moon.Rising? Alex & Taylor take a deep dive into who they are as people according to the zodiac and decide if they even still like each other enough to continue their friendship. Special guest Faith Devisscher spearheads the convo and talks breastfeeding vs. formula on the long awaited 3rd episode of Champagne Tears. 

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]]> Mon, 7 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000 champagnetearspod@gmail.com (Faith DeVisscher, Alex Katz, Taylor Cheney) https://champagne-tears.simplecast.com/episodes/capri-sun-KgdiN_wl Sun.Moon.Rising? Alex & Taylor take a deep dive into who they are as people according to the zodiac and decide if they even still like each other enough to continue their friendship. Special guest Faith Devisscher spearheads the convo and talks breastfeeding vs. formula on the long awaited 3rd episode of Champagne Tears. 

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]]> Capri Sun Faith DeVisscher, Alex Katz, Taylor Cheney 01:08:30 Sun.Moon.Rising? Alex & Taylor take a deep dive into who they are as people according to the zodiac and decide if they even still like each other enough to continue their friendship. Special guest Faith Devisscher spearheads the convo and talks breastfeeding vs. formula on the long awaited 3rd episode of Champagne Tears. Sun.Moon.Rising? Alex & Taylor take a deep dive into who they are as people according to the zodiac and decide if they even still like each other enough to continue their friendship. Special guest Faith Devisscher spearheads the convo and talks breastfeeding vs. formula on the long awaited 3rd episode of Champagne Tears. zodiac chart, momhumor, sexual humor, rising sign, sun moon rising, mom talk, breastfeeding, moon sign, zodiac yes full 3 04bf3281-ff8b-430f-85fc-77a11233431c Post-Nut Clarity Cheating….what is it (good for)? Alex & Taylor put the topic under the magnifying glass and dissect everything from emotional cheating to OnlyFans subscriptions. Gender reveals also come under fire. Nothing and no one is safe in this highly anticipated second episode of Champagne Tears.

 

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]]> Mon, 12 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000 champagnetearspod@gmail.com (Alex Katz, Taylor Cheney) https://champagne-tears.simplecast.com/episodes/post-nut-clarity-gj8_JZVC Cheating….what is it (good for)? Alex & Taylor put the topic under the magnifying glass and dissect everything from emotional cheating to OnlyFans subscriptions. Gender reveals also come under fire. Nothing and no one is safe in this highly anticipated second episode of Champagne Tears.

 

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]]> Post-Nut Clarity Alex Katz, Taylor Cheney 01:00:37 Cheating….what is it (good for)? Alex & Taylor put the topic under the magnifying glass and dissect everything from emotional cheating to OnlyFans subscriptions. Gender reveals also come under fire. Nothing and no one is safe in this highly anticipated second episode of Champagne Tears. (this episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor, or anyone who is easily offended. You were warned) Follow us on instagram @champagne.tears.pod for exclusive content and podcast updates. Cheating….what is it (good for)? Alex & Taylor put the topic under the magnifying glass and dissect everything from emotional cheating to OnlyFans subscriptions. Gender reveals also come under fire. Nothing and no one is safe in this highly anticipated second episode of Champagne Tears. (this episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor, or anyone who is easily offended. You were warned) Follow us on instagram @champagne.tears.pod for exclusive content and podcast updates. funny moms, improv, relationships, female improv, parenting, work from home mom, moms with girls, sex life, dating life, vulgar moms, cheating, comedy, mom humor, moms with toddlers, single mom, vulgar, female comedy, funny yes full 2 ac44051f-4e94-406f-85a6-067a579ee3f5 Haulin' Balls Welcome to the Pilot Shitshow! Hosts Alex & Taylor sit down to introduce themselves, talk about their lives, and all things traumatic from worst dates to shitty toddler experiences. 

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]]> Sat, 27 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000 champagnetearspod@gmail.com (Taylor Cheney, Alexandra Katz) https://champagne-tears.simplecast.com/episodes/haulin-balls-9OoTlyTC Welcome to the Pilot Shitshow! Hosts Alex & Taylor sit down to introduce themselves, talk about their lives, and all things traumatic from worst dates to shitty toddler experiences. 

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]]> Haulin' Balls Taylor Cheney, Alexandra Katz 01:01:00 Welcome to the Pilot Shitshow! Hosts Alex & Taylor sit down to introduce themselves, talk about their lives, and all things traumatic from worst dates to shitty toddler experiences. (this episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You were warned) Welcome to the Pilot Shitshow! Hosts Alex & Taylor sit down to introduce themselves, talk about their lives, and all things traumatic from worst dates to shitty toddler experiences. (this episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You were warned) relationships, parenting, work from home mom, moms with girls, vulgar moms, stay at home mom, moms with toddlers, funny yes full 1