https://simplecast.com Immortality Weekly Discussing the nuts and bolts of living forever, one week at a time. ©️ 2019 Immortality Weekly en-us https://www.immortalityweekly.com Mon, 8 Jul 2019 09:00:08 +0000 Mon, 8 Jul 2019 09:00:08 +0000 https://www.immortalityweekly.com Immortality Weekly https://cdn.simplecast.com/images/2c8da8a4-c0ed-44de-a683-dafc87cb2c51/1d628781-d380-4585-9789-43aaecee3a28/3000x3000/1550722658-artwork.jpg?aid=rss_feed episodic Discussing the nuts and bolts of living forever, one week at a time. Joel Califa, Scott Alden yes https://feeds.simplecast.com/7k8a3TSs immortality, immortal, sci-fi, fantasy, vampire, superhero, heroes, super power, life, aging, weekly, forever, twilight, deadpool, doctor who Joel Califa, Scott Alden joel@joelcalifa.com 573872c0-de56-41d7-b843-7df6bed9b901 Highlander 2: The Quickening Joel and Scott finally discover how the immorality mechanics of the Highlander universe actually work jk jk jk jk jk Mon, 8 Jul 2019 09:00:08 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/highlander-2-the-quickening-Q_oIXt_c Joel and Scott finally discover how the immorality mechanics of the Highlander universe actually work jk jk jk jk jk

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR

  • Highlander (1986)
  • Highlander 2: The Quickening (1991)
]]> Highlander 2: The Quickening Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:52:28 Joel and Scott finally discover how the immorality mechanics of the Highlander universe actually work jk jk jk jk jk Joel and Scott finally discover how the immorality mechanics of the Highlander universe actually work jk jk jk jk jk katana, sean connery, highlander, there can only be one, ozone, weekly, quickening, immortal, 90s movies, immortality, lightning, time travel yes full 20 5bcbd2ca-9b68-4b5c-82fb-e48c8ca9344e Being John Malkovich Joel and Scott discuss the best immortality movie no one remembers is about immortality. POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR: - Being John Malkovich (1999) Mon, 1 Jul 2019 09:00:05 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/being-john-malkovich-jBhhs_Ej Joel and Scott discuss the best immortality movie no one remembers is about immortality.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Being John Malkovich (1999)
]]> Being John Malkovich Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:46:03 Joel and Scott discuss the best immortality movie no one remembers is about immortality. POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR: - Being John Malkovich (1999) Joel and Scott discuss the best immortality movie no one remembers is about immortality. POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR: - Being John Malkovich (1999) puppet, cameron diaz, psyche, subconscious, john cusack, tunnel, puppeteering, john malkovich, carrot juice, catherine keener, dance, body jumping yes full 19 b37563b0-840e-4a54-a167-50963959bdfb Immortals (2011) Joel and Scott discuss a movie called Immortals where no one seems to know what immortality is. POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR - Dogshit Lemonade (2011) Mon, 24 Jun 2019 09:00:23 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/immortals-2011-YiNiFMv8 Joel and Scott discuss a movie called Immortals where no one seems to know what immortality is.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR

  • Dogshit Lemonade (2011)
]]> Immortals (2011) Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:40:43 Joel and Scott discuss a movie called Immortals where no one seems to know what immortality is. POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR - Dogshit Lemonade (2011) Joel and Scott discuss a movie called Immortals where no one seems to know what immortality is. POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR - Dogshit Lemonade (2011) gods, titans, greek gods, dogshit, zeus, greece, immortals, mickey rourke, theseus, walls, bow and arrow, henry cavill, mythology, bowel party, lemonade, athena, spear, hyperion yes full 18 5fa4562b-6080-4bc1-a09d-65444d64771d The Crow Joel and Scott discuss the best-ever 90s goth action movie about purpose-driven immortality. Mon, 17 Jun 2019 09:00:07 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/the-crow-8cKl5hSo Joel and Scott discuss the best-ever 90s goth action movie about purpose-driven immortality.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS:

The Crow (1994)
Game of Thrones

]]> The Crow Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:55:24 Joel and Scott discuss the best-ever 90s goth action movie about purpose-driven immortality. Joel and Scott discuss the best-ever 90s goth action movie about purpose-driven immortality. yes full 17 5982a7f7-85af-4a5a-8b29-da2a33e7b8e3 Immortal Issues: Dating Mortals Joel and Scott start a dating advice column for immortals. Mon, 10 Jun 2019 09:00:03 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/immortal-issues-dating-mortals-4qu9azCj Joel and Scott start a dating advice column for immortals.

]]> Immortal Issues: Dating Mortals Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:25:16 Joel and Scott start a dating advice column for immortals. Joel and Scott start a dating advice column for immortals. advice, highlander, column, romance, therapy, immortal, vanity, age of adaline, dating, relationships, mortal yes full 16 900102d4-fdb3-40e2-a49b-2d892ed4e2d8 The Age of Adaline Joel and Scott discuss an immortal who's actually halfway decent at being immortal. Mon, 3 Jun 2019 09:00:15 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/the-age-of-adaline-RWERbsX8 Joel and Scott discuss an immortal who's actually halfway decent at being immortal.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • The Age of Adaline (2015)
]]> The Age of Adaline Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:49:23 Joel and Scott discuss an immortal who's actually halfway decent at being immortal. Joel and Scott discuss an immortal who's actually halfway decent at being immortal. comet, adaline, gold, 1920s, blake lively, magic, space, immortality, young, harrison ford, 1960s yes full 15 75bf555e-0285-4d04-a3a1-8c7926ad15e7 Game of Thrones: The Night King Joel and Scott try to make sense of The Night King. Like, what's his deal? Mon, 27 May 2019 09:00:04 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/game-of-thrones-the-night-king-Du0RSaSR Joel and Scott try to make sense of The Night King. Like, what's his deal?

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR

  • Game of Thrones (Seasons 1-8)
  • Yeah, the books too.
]]> Game of Thrones: The Night King Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:38:55 Joel and Scott try to make sense of The Night King. Like, what's his deal? Joel and Scott try to make sense of The Night King. Like, what's his deal? dragon glass, a song of ice and fire, white walkers, bran, night, thrones, ice, of, game, dragons, jon snow, zombies, you know nothing, fire, javelins, game of thrones, the others, king, obsidian, khaleesi yes full 14 71d008ca-0f21-4b98-a91b-dbfbb5732f21 Immortal Issues: Hiding It In the first Immortal Issues, Joel and Scott try to figure out how Paul Rudd has avoided becoming a government lab rat. Mon, 20 May 2019 09:00:05 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/immortal-issues-hiding-it-eEW9vNAr In the first Immortal Issues, Joel and Scott try to figure out how Paul Rudd has avoided becoming a government lab rat.

]]> Immortal Issues: Hiding It Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:26:03 In the first Immortal Issues, Joel and Scott try to figure out how Paul Rudd has avoided becoming a government lab rat. In the first Immortal Issues, Joel and Scott try to figure out how Paul Rudd has avoided becoming a government lab rat. yes full 13 acf0ea19-0d20-40a8-b7db-ca46c8cb7e09 Hancock Joel and Scott discuss Hancock, where a drunk version of Superman teaches us that immortals don't have to be assholes. Mon, 13 May 2019 09:00:32 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/hancock-p_57SG44 Joel and Scott discuss Hancock, where a drunk version of Superman teaches us that immortals don't have to be assholes.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Hancock (2008)
]]> Hancock Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:50:14 Joel and Scott discuss Hancock, where a drunk version of Superman teaches us that immortals don't have to be assholes. Joel and Scott discuss Hancock, where a drunk version of Superman teaches us that immortals don't have to be assholes. gods, vince gilligan, super powers, charlize theron, superhero, angels, crazy, hancock, sci fi, movie, asshole, immortality, jason bateman, will smith, superman yes full 12 32749cf2-d7f1-490c-8a39-70c792fb8f3f The NeverEnding Story Joel and Scott discuss the Childlike Empress, but Joel tries to make the whole thing about Morla, The Ancient One. Mon, 6 May 2019 09:00:16 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/the-neverending-story-W31vb22Y Joel and Scott discuss the Childlike Empress, but Joel tries to make the whole thing about Morla, The Ancient One.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • The NeverEnding Story (1984)
]]> The NeverEnding Story Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:49:11 Joel and Scott discuss the Childlike Empress, but Joel tries to make the whole thing about Morla, The Ancient One. Joel and Scott discuss the Childlike Empress, but Joel tries to make the whole thing about Morla, The Ancient One. imagination, morla, fantasia, neverendings, falkor, story, childlike, immortality, empress, fantasy yes full 11 34e4a19a-98fd-4cf9-9823-47ff9f329965 Zardoz Joel and Scott discuss Zardoz and the relationship between immortality, erectile dysfunction, and Sean Connery. Mon, 29 Apr 2019 09:00:02 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/zardoz-5y5viaHm Joel and Scott discuss Zardoz and the relationship between immortality, erectile dysfunction, and Sean Connery.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Zardoz (1974)
]]> Zardoz Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:53:17 Joel and Scott discuss Zardoz and the relationship between immortality, erectile dysfunction, and Sean Connery. Joel and Scott discuss Zardoz and the relationship between immortality, erectile dysfunction, and Sean Connery. sean connery, sci-fi, 70s, zardoz, porn, softcore, floating head, erection, immortality, evil yes full 10 c42366c3-412f-4a0c-890a-6618290b6111 Death Becomes Her Joel and Scott discuss the 1992 supernatural comedy classic Death Becomes Her, in which immortality is basically just plastic surgery, but worse. Mon, 22 Apr 2019 10:00:27 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/death-becomes-her-8OtLgy5T Joel and Scott discuss the 1992 supernatural comedy classic Death Becomes Her, in which immortality is basically just plastic surgery, but worse. What if they get bored???

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Death Becomes Her (1992)
]]> Death Becomes Her Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:46:35 Joel and Scott discuss the 1992 supernatural comedy classic Death Becomes Her, in which immortality is basically just plastic surgery, but worse. Joel and Scott discuss the 1992 supernatural comedy classic Death Becomes Her, in which immortality is basically just plastic surgery, but worse. yes full 9 20470638-4ed1-4bd4-a0ef-b46fd7e3d27f In Time Joel and Scott discuss 'In Time,' dystopian capitalism, and jokes that never seem to get old. Mon, 15 Apr 2019 11:00:07 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/in-time-F7ZnUnFj Joel and Scott discuss 'In Time,' dystopian capitalism, and jokes that never seem to get old.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • In Time (2011)
]]> In Time Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:49:46 Joel and Scott discuss 'In Time,' dystopian capitalism, and jokes that never seem to get old. Joel and Scott discuss 'In Time,' dystopian capitalism, and jokes that never seem to get old. 1%, time, the one percent, ya, capitalism, divergent, hunger games, young adult, immortality, justin timberlake, dystopia, money, in time yes full 8 96384df0-4452-45c1-90fc-4aa3d46ed843 Child’s Play Joel and Scott discuss Chucky and what to do if you die in a pile of dolls. Mon, 8 Apr 2019 08:00:08 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/childs-play-meIq0G3m Joel and Scott discuss Chucky and what to do if you die in a pile of dolls.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Child's Play (1988)
  • Child's Play 2 (1990)
  • Child's Play 3 (1991)
  • Bride of Chucky (1998)
  • Seed of Chucky (2004)
]]> Child’s Play Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:43:43 Joel and Scott discuss Chucky and what to do if you die in a pile of dolls. Joel and Scott discuss Chucky and what to do if you die in a pile of dolls. damballa, plastic, doll, voodoo, child, horror, murder, serial killer, immortality, child's play, chucky yes full 7 8d79543d-c2eb-488c-8c49-d40e27a80b67 Time Loops! Joel and Scott discuss time loops discuss time loops. Mon, 1 Apr 2019 08:00:11 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/time-loops-4RZX8RDU Joel and Scott discuss time loops discuss time loops.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Groundhog Day (1993)
  • Daybreak (2006)
  • Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
  • Russian Doll (2019)
  • Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
]]> Time Loops! Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:47:44 Joel and Scott discuss time loops discuss time loops. Joel and Scott discuss time loops discuss time loops. groundhog day, bill murray, time, russian doll, edge of tomorrow, loops, immortality, tom cruise, time loops no full 6 31ec642e-02bb-42f5-8823-7c7b7bd18c8c Every Single Twilight Movie Joel and Scott discuss Twilight and why concealing your immortality is easier if you actually try. Mon, 25 Mar 2019 08:00:04 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/every-single-twilight-movie-ZnBt0xOi POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Twilight (2008)
  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)
]]> Every Single Twilight Movie Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:55:44 Joel and Scott discuss Twilight and why concealing your immortality is easier if you actually try. Joel and Scott discuss Twilight and why concealing your immortality is easier if you actually try. new moon, twilight, vampires, eclipse, immortality, breaking dawn, werewolves yes full 5 27abfc0b-967e-4279-9b52-a8dbbfd8e37e The Cheerleader from Heroes Joel and Scott discuss the cheerleader from Heroes and why she shouldn't show anyone her brain. Mon, 18 Mar 2019 08:00:22 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/the-cheerleader-from-heroes-NIk77jc_ Joel and Scott discuss the cheerleader from Heroes and why she shouldn't show anyone her brain.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Heroes (2006)
]]> The Cheerleader from Heroes Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:41:54 Joel and Scott discuss the cheerleader from Heroes and why she shouldn't show anyone her brain. Joel and Scott discuss the cheerleader from Heroes and why she shouldn't show anyone her brain. nbc, heroes, immortal, cheerleader yes full 4 5e1f7c7f-e11e-46db-9d59-927d7a7c4615 Deadpool Joel and Scott break the fourth wall and agree to disagree about whether or not Deadpool can age. Mon, 11 Mar 2019 08:00:07 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/deadpool-_q81Z9TG Joel and Scott break the fourth wall and agree to disagree about whether or not Deadpool can age.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Deadpool
  • Headpool
  • Logan (2017)
]]> Deadpool Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:43:50 Joel and Scott break the fourth wall and agree to disagree about whether or not Deadpool can age. Joel and Scott break the fourth wall and agree to disagree about whether or not Deadpool can age. forever, deadpool, weekly, fox, immortality, marvel yes full 3 8d6e035e-c718-4886-afbb-ac7c0455aa27 Peter Pan Joel and Scott discuss Peter Pan and why growing up is not the problem. Mon, 4 Mar 2019 15:00:38 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/peter-pan-f7SKZBBK Joel and Scott discuss Peter Pan and why growing up is not the problem.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Disney's Peter Pan (1953)
  • Peter Pan Musical Telecast (1955)
  • Hook (1991)
  • Peter Pan (2003)
  • Pan (2015)
]]> Peter Pan Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:31:38 Joel and Scott discuss Peter Pan and why growing up is not the problem. Joel and Scott discuss Peter Pan and why growing up is not the problem. eternal, peter, tinkerbell, captain hook, peter pan, youth, robin williams, pan, immortality, peter pan syndrome, neverland, lost boys, hook yes full 2 6786dbc0-7f63-4466-9b0b-aff50e61b680 Highlander Joel and Scott discuss Highlander and the link between immortality and being kind of a dick for no reason. Mon, 25 Feb 2019 18:00:00 +0000 joel@joelcalifa.com (Joel Califa, Scott Alden) https://www.immortalityweekly.com/episodes/highlander-0c5d2a85 Joel and Scott discuss Highlander and the link between immortality and being kind of a dick for no reason.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:

  • Highlander (1986)
]]> Highlander Joel Califa, Scott Alden 00:39:08 Joel and Scott discuss Highlander and the link between immortality and being kind of a dick for no reason. Joel and Scott discuss Highlander and the link between immortality and being kind of a dick for no reason. the room, sean connery, sci-fi, highlander, quickening, immortal, beheading, immortality, fantasy yes full 1