https://simplecast.com Clubs To Cribs: A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood Hello! Welcome to my podcast! This is a short podcast that will contain comedic relief to those of you parents out there or actual relief to those of you who are not parents to be grateful that you don't have children. The purpose of this podcast is to remind you that you are doing the best you can and that you ARE NOT the only parent out there that has questionable parenting methods. Hope you enjoy! 2020ClubstoCribs en Thu, 16 Jul 2020 01:00:12 +0000 Thu, 5 Nov 2020 18:21:25 +0000 https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com Clubs To Cribs: A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/2db7af3f-ef4a-48d9-bb77-69be2b7cb7da/94eaffd7-e34d-4183-bdc0-d8f0208ff8dd/3000x3000/38272c66-ed4d-4884-bff3-62e2e6a31c70.jpg?aid=rss_feed https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com episodic Hello! Welcome to my podcast! This is a short podcast that will contain comedic relief to those of you parents out there or actual relief to those of you who are not parents to be grateful that you don't have children. The purpose of this podcast is to remind you that you are doing the best you can and that you ARE NOT the only parent out there that has questionable parenting methods. Hope you enjoy! Ashley Page yes https://feeds.simplecast.com/6s7dw14W alcohol, motherhood, clubbing, parenting, comedy, funny, how to Ashley Page clubstocribs@gmail.com 42e2d3f9-a945-4d5e-8ef0-2c7748803300 CTC- Episode 13- Kids and Social Media Does your kid have an Instagram? Do you run an Instagram for your kid? Why do you do it? Are you starting your child an Instagram so that they have the clout that you did not? Are you starting your child a Instagram so that they can make money? Who is supposed to make the money in your family... you, or your child? This is my opinion of Instagram, and children's Instagram!

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]]> Thu, 16 Jul 2020 01:00:12 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-13-kids-and-social-media-lZLSn6SF Does your kid have an Instagram? Do you run an Instagram for your kid? Why do you do it? Are you starting your child an Instagram so that they have the clout that you did not? Are you starting your child a Instagram so that they can make money? Who is supposed to make the money in your family... you, or your child? This is my opinion of Instagram, and children's Instagram!

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]]> CTC- Episode 13- Kids and Social Media Ashley Page 00:35:22 Does your kid have an Instagram? Do you run an Instagram for your kid? Why do you do it? Are you starting your child an Instagram so that they have the clout that you did not? Are you starting your child a Instagram so that they can make money? Who is supposed to make the money in your family... you, or your child? This is my opinion of Instagram, and children's Instagram! Does your kid have an Instagram? Do you run an Instagram for your kid? Why do you do it? Are you starting your child an Instagram so that they have the clout that you did not? Are you starting your child a Instagram so that they can make money? Who is supposed to make the money in your family... you, or your child? This is my opinion of Instagram, and children's Instagram! toddlers, instagram followers, parenting, parenting in 2020, kids with instagram, how to parent, best parenting podcast, clubs to cribs, degenerate, clout for kids yes full 13 691973d3-8879-4a9d-8728-fa3c2acfda2c CTC: Episode 12-Drugs. To do them or to not do them. That is the question. Life may not always be nice but life is always attainable. This episode taps into all of my mental disorders that I face and have dealt with my entire life.I have spent some time researching these things that I have faced to help me understand why I am the way that I am and why I do the things that I do. I hope that my experience can help others sort through some of the trials that they face. I also talk about relationships with people who have friends, family members, or children and how to maybe make life a little easier or not seem so impossible sometimes. Mental health is extremely important to me and I want to talk about uncomfortable times that I have faced that people might be able to relate to and realize that they are not alone. Please enjoy! 

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Instagram: @ashhelise

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]]> Fri, 19 Jun 2020 21:17:19 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-12-drugs-to-do-them-or-to-not-do-them-that-is-the-question-2OiIDABa Life may not always be nice but life is always attainable. This episode taps into all of my mental disorders that I face and have dealt with my entire life.I have spent some time researching these things that I have faced to help me understand why I am the way that I am and why I do the things that I do. I hope that my experience can help others sort through some of the trials that they face. I also talk about relationships with people who have friends, family members, or children and how to maybe make life a little easier or not seem so impossible sometimes. Mental health is extremely important to me and I want to talk about uncomfortable times that I have faced that people might be able to relate to and realize that they are not alone. Please enjoy! 

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Instagram: @ashhelise

Twitter: @clubstocribs

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]]> CTC: Episode 12-Drugs. To do them or to not do them. That is the question. Ashley Page 00:59:01 Life may not always be nice but life is always attainable. This episode taps into all of my mental disorders that I face and have dealt with my entire life.I have spent some time researching these things that I have faced to help me understand why I am the way that I am and why I do the things that I do. I hope that my experience can help others sort through some of the trials that they face. I also talk about relationships with people who have friends, family members, or children and how to maybe make life a little easier or not seem so impossible sometimes. Mental health is extremely important to me and I want to talk about uncomfortable times that I have faced that people might be able to relate to and realize that they are not alone. Please enjoy! Life may not always be nice but life is always attainable. This episode taps into all of my mental disorders that I face and have dealt with my entire life.I have spent some time researching these things that I have faced to help me understand why I am the way that I am and why I do the things that I do. I hope that my experience can help others sort through some of the trials that they face. I also talk about relationships with people who have friends, family members, or children and how to maybe make life a little easier or not seem so impossible sometimes. Mental health is extremely important to me and I want to talk about uncomfortable times that I have faced that people might be able to relate to and realize that they are not alone. Please enjoy! self help, adhd, drugs, mental health, dealing with mental disorders, dealing with family members that have mental disorders, depression, clubs to cribs, anxiety, mental heath, prescription medication yes full 12 71d2812f-bb31-4c24-a67d-340643a7fc27 CTC: Episode 11- The 7 super simple things that I have done to be a better mom and less of a degenerate. These 7 things have drastically changed my life and honestly have made me a better mom and less of a degenerate. They will make most people laugh at how lame and simple they are but hopefully there are some of you out there that might be able to get something positive out of this and might be able better your life in anyway. 

 

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Twitter: @clubstocribs

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www.clubstocribs.com

]]> Fri, 12 Jun 2020 21:08:35 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-11-the-7-super-simple-things-that-i-have-done-to-be-a-better-mom-and-less-of-a-degenerate-E6NWDUSY These 7 things have drastically changed my life and honestly have made me a better mom and less of a degenerate. They will make most people laugh at how lame and simple they are but hopefully there are some of you out there that might be able to get something positive out of this and might be able better your life in anyway. 

 

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Twitter: @clubstocribs

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]]> CTC: Episode 11- The 7 super simple things that I have done to be a better mom and less of a degenerate. Ashley Page 00:29:30 These 7 things have drastically changed my life and honestly have made me a better mom and less of a degenerate. They will make most people laugh at how lame and simple they are but hopefully there are some of you out there that might be able to get something positive out of this and might be able better your life in anyway. These 7 things have drastically changed my life and honestly have made me a better mom and less of a degenerate. They will make most people laugh at how lame and simple they are but hopefully there are some of you out there that might be able to get something positive out of this and might be able better your life in anyway. self help, how to love yourself, self love, toddlers, parenting, how to parent, diy, clubs to cribs, degenerate, learning to love yourself yes full 11 8de88d97-ebfb-44f2-91b8-b20e95c4d787 CTC: Clubs to Cribs- Episode 10- I was Ratchet before Ratchet was cool You cant have a podcast called "A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood" without having some very degenerate stories. Here is a couple of stories that I have experienced before (and sadly after) that I became a mom. I am sure that I will do another one of these episodes further down the road because of the unfortunate amount of degenerate stories that I have. The ending of this episode has a very lame way of explaining why I decided to share these stories. To be honest though, all of these sad experiences shaped me into who I am today and whether thats a good thing or a bad thing Im not really sure but I have kept me kid alive for almost four years now so I am going to pat myself on the back. Ultimately, these are the semi mild stories of my party days and so if a human that goes through these things can be a mom then anyone can. Try to love those around you who are doing ratchet things or doing things that are clearly a cry for attention or love. Dont love them for the things they are doing to get attention but love them just for who they are. They need it. 

 

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]]> Sun, 17 May 2020 01:18:30 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-clubs-to-cribs-episode-10-i-was-ratchet-before-ratchet-was-cool-0WFnKar4 You cant have a podcast called "A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood" without having some very degenerate stories. Here is a couple of stories that I have experienced before (and sadly after) that I became a mom. I am sure that I will do another one of these episodes further down the road because of the unfortunate amount of degenerate stories that I have. The ending of this episode has a very lame way of explaining why I decided to share these stories. To be honest though, all of these sad experiences shaped me into who I am today and whether thats a good thing or a bad thing Im not really sure but I have kept me kid alive for almost four years now so I am going to pat myself on the back. Ultimately, these are the semi mild stories of my party days and so if a human that goes through these things can be a mom then anyone can. Try to love those around you who are doing ratchet things or doing things that are clearly a cry for attention or love. Dont love them for the things they are doing to get attention but love them just for who they are. They need it. 

 

Instagram- @ashhelise

Twitter- @clubstocribs

www.clubstocribs.com

]]> CTC: Clubs to Cribs- Episode 10- I was Ratchet before Ratchet was cool Ashley Page 00:38:26 You cant have a podcast called "A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood" without having some very degenerate stories. Here is a couple of stories that I have experienced before (and sadly after) that I became a mom. I am sure that I will do another one of these episodes further down the road because of the unfortunate amount of degenerate stories that I have. The ending of this episode has a very lame way of explaining why I decided to share these stories. To be honest though, all of these sad experiences shaped me into who I am today and whether thats a good thing or a bad thing Im not really sure but I have kept me kid alive for almost four years now so I am going to pat myself on the back. Ultimately, these are the semi mild stories of my party days and so if a human that goes through these things can be a mom then anyone can. Try to love those around you who are doing ratchet things or doing things that are clearly a cry for attention or love. Dont love them for the things they are doing to get attention but love them just for who they are. They need it. You cant have a podcast called "A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood" without having some very degenerate stories. Here is a couple of stories that I have experienced before (and sadly after) that I became a mom. I am sure that I will do another one of these episodes further down the road because of the unfortunate amount of degenerate stories that I have. The ending of this episode has a very lame way of explaining why I decided to share these stories. To be honest though, all of these sad experiences shaped me into who I am today and whether thats a good thing or a bad thing Im not really sure but I have kept me kid alive for almost four years now so I am going to pat myself on the back. Ultimately, these are the semi mild stories of my party days and so if a human that goes through these things can be a mom then anyone can. Try to love those around you who are doing ratchet things or doing things that are clearly a cry for attention or love. Dont love them for the things they are doing to get attention but love them just for who they are. They need it. motherhood, self love, learn to love yourself, toddlers, how to, diy parenting, try to do better, how to parent, best parenting podcast, diy, how to raise a toddler, how to raise children, parenthood, a degenerates guide to parenthood, alcohol, clubs to cribs yes full 10 41c9660a-a0c4-483c-8862-78490e403d85 CTC: Episode 9- Happy Belated Mother's Day to all the NON Mom-Shamers MOM Shaming- JUST STOP DOING IT EVER!!!!! Motherhood is hard enough1 Lets not make it harder for each other! Every single circumstance of parenthood is so specific and so different that no one has any right to say anything about how someone parents or how someone gets this thankless, exhausting job done. Please enjoy my opinion on how we should treat other parents and how we should thank the mothers around whether they are in our life or not. Please enjoy!!! 

Please visit the instagram @thebadbroadcast for the inspiration for this episode and also just for general comedic relief in life! She is the greatest ever!!! So funny!!! 

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]]> Tue, 12 May 2020 03:05:07 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (@thebadbroadcast) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-9-happy-belated-mothers-day-to-all-the-non-mom-shamers-UcvXwjn6 MOM Shaming- JUST STOP DOING IT EVER!!!!! Motherhood is hard enough1 Lets not make it harder for each other! Every single circumstance of parenthood is so specific and so different that no one has any right to say anything about how someone parents or how someone gets this thankless, exhausting job done. Please enjoy my opinion on how we should treat other parents and how we should thank the mothers around whether they are in our life or not. Please enjoy!!! 

Please visit the instagram @thebadbroadcast for the inspiration for this episode and also just for general comedic relief in life! She is the greatest ever!!! So funny!!! 

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Twitter: @clubstocribs

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]]> CTC: Episode 9- Happy Belated Mother's Day to all the NON Mom-Shamers @thebadbroadcast 00:23:57 MOM Shaming- JUST STOP DOING IT EVER!!!!! Motherhood is hard enough1 Lets not make it harder for each other! Every single circumstance of parenthood is so specific and so different that no one has any right to say anything about how someone parents or how someone gets this thankless, exhausting job done. Please enjoy my opinion on how we should treat other parents and how we should thank the mothers around whether they are in our life or not. Please enjoy!!! MOM Shaming- JUST STOP DOING IT EVER!!!!! Motherhood is hard enough1 Lets not make it harder for each other! Every single circumstance of parenthood is so specific and so different that no one has any right to say anything about how someone parents or how someone gets this thankless, exhausting job done. Please enjoy my opinion on how we should treat other parents and how we should thank the mothers around whether they are in our life or not. Please enjoy!!! motherhood, threenanger, the best parenting podcasts, toddlers, how to, dont mom shame, parenting, dyi, how to not fuck up your child, babies, how to parent, how to raise a toddler, parenthood, parenting podcasts, happy mothers day, clubs to cribs, mom shaming, degenerates guide to parenthood, thanklessjob yes full 9 57102777-fe10-4969-afde-15dd7cfd44ba CTC: Episode 8- Interview with my three year old Emma She may not be Kevin Heart but she is pretty funny. This episode consists of our first WTF moment submitted by a fellow listener and some random shit AND the first of many interviews with my three year old daughter Emma Grace. I will continue to do random episodes with interviewing her because I think she is the best ever and hilarious. She is the reason that I started this entire thing so I figured that episodes with her in them are necessary. Enjoy! 

 

PARENTS OR ANYONE WHO IS MARRIED!!!!- Please visit my website and scroll to the bottom and send in your WTF moments  that you have had while either being a parent or being married! They can be completely anonymous if you prefer them to be but please just specify in your email that you want them to be that way! The juicier the better!! This is somewhat selfish of me because the ones I have been sent are pure entertainment for myself!! 

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]]> Tue, 5 May 2020 02:19:58 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-8-interview-with-my-three-year-old-emma-4ez7cDmN She may not be Kevin Heart but she is pretty funny. This episode consists of our first WTF moment submitted by a fellow listener and some random shit AND the first of many interviews with my three year old daughter Emma Grace. I will continue to do random episodes with interviewing her because I think she is the best ever and hilarious. She is the reason that I started this entire thing so I figured that episodes with her in them are necessary. Enjoy! 

 

PARENTS OR ANYONE WHO IS MARRIED!!!!- Please visit my website and scroll to the bottom and send in your WTF moments  that you have had while either being a parent or being married! They can be completely anonymous if you prefer them to be but please just specify in your email that you want them to be that way! The juicier the better!! This is somewhat selfish of me because the ones I have been sent are pure entertainment for myself!! 

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]]> CTC: Episode 8- Interview with my three year old Emma Ashley Page 00:20:54 She may not be Kevin Heart but she is pretty funny. This episode consists of our first WTF moment submitted by a fellow listener and some random shit AND the first of many interviews with my three year old daughter Emma Grace. I will continue to do random episodes with interviewing her because I think she is the best ever and hilarious. She is the reason that I started this entire thing so I figured that episodes with her in them are necessary. Enjoy! She may not be Kevin Heart but she is pretty funny. This episode consists of our first WTF moment submitted by a fellow listener and some random shit AND the first of many interviews with my three year old daughter Emma Grace. I will continue to do random episodes with interviewing her because I think she is the best ever and hilarious. She is the reason that I started this entire thing so I figured that episodes with her in them are necessary. Enjoy! the best parenting podcast, what the hell am i doing, parenting and drinking, toddlers, how to, podcasts, comedic relief for parents, children, how to parent toddlers, interview with a three year old, alochol, alcoholism, partenting, parents, how to parent, funny, podcasts about parenting, diy, parenting podcasts, degenerates, comedy, clubs to cribs, degenerates guide to parenthood yes full 8 4dc10f5d-7af7-4649-9d57-0c160a179ca8 CTC: Episode 7- Problems of a Workin Momma PARENTS! I am looking for WTF moments that you have had as parents! Please go to my website and submit the forum at the bottom of the page with your moments that you have had while doing this parenting thing that has had you think either, "Why the F am I a parent?" "What the F is my kid doing that?" "Where did my kid learn that?" or anything funny or terrifying that you have experienced while raising these little heathens/angels(when they sleep)  Please share with your other fellow parent friends to reach out with their stories as well. I will also let you know if yours if chosen to be read over my episode so you know you will be featured1 

-Please include whether or not that you want your name and where you are from involved when I  read it over my podcast. 

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Ever since I was 15 I have always worked a ton. Always. The transition of being constantly busy to still being constantly busy and then having to raise a human and also spend quality time with her and make sure she doesn't end up like myself has been extremely hard. The pressure and guilt felt not being a stay at home mom has been been sometimes overbearing. These are a few of the issues that I have being a mom that is not able to be present as much as I would like to be! 

]]> Thu, 30 Apr 2020 02:55:30 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-7-problems-of-a-workin-momma-pujt9h0O PARENTS! I am looking for WTF moments that you have had as parents! Please go to my website and submit the forum at the bottom of the page with your moments that you have had while doing this parenting thing that has had you think either, "Why the F am I a parent?" "What the F is my kid doing that?" "Where did my kid learn that?" or anything funny or terrifying that you have experienced while raising these little heathens/angels(when they sleep)  Please share with your other fellow parent friends to reach out with their stories as well. I will also let you know if yours if chosen to be read over my episode so you know you will be featured1 

-Please include whether or not that you want your name and where you are from involved when I  read it over my podcast. 

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Ever since I was 15 I have always worked a ton. Always. The transition of being constantly busy to still being constantly busy and then having to raise a human and also spend quality time with her and make sure she doesn't end up like myself has been extremely hard. The pressure and guilt felt not being a stay at home mom has been been sometimes overbearing. These are a few of the issues that I have being a mom that is not able to be present as much as I would like to be! 

]]> CTC: Episode 7- Problems of a Workin Momma Ashley Page 00:25:57 Ever since I was 15 I have always worked a ton. Always. The transition of being constantly busy to still being constantly busy and then having to raise a human and also spend quality time with her and make sure she doesn't end up like myself has been extremely hard. The pressure and guilt felt not being a stay at home mom has been been sometimes overbearing. These are a few of the issues that I have being a mom that is not able to be present as much as I would like to be! Ever since I was 15 I have always worked a ton. Always. The transition of being constantly busy to still being constantly busy and then having to raise a human and also spend quality time with her and make sure she doesn't end up like myself has been extremely hard. The pressure and guilt felt not being a stay at home mom has been been sometimes overbearing. These are a few of the issues that I have being a mom that is not able to be present as much as I would like to be! motherhood, toddlers, how to, issues of a working mom, problems of a parent, parenting, toddlers are assholes, parents, how to parent, best parenting podcast, mothering, best podcast, working moms, workin moms, a degenerates guide to parenthood, wtf, clubs to cribs, why do i drink so much, best toddler podcast yes full 7 49e3c710-04d7-4b95-b93c-274483e74711 CTC: Episode 6 Part 3!- My Long List of Failures We have reached the end of my long list of failures FINALLY!!! This episode concludes my list of failures that I have reached so far in my life. I am sure that there are more to come but this is the majority of them for the past ten years of my life. I know I have more than this but these are the ones that are actually note worthy or the ones that I am even comfortable enough to talk about. I am extremely passionate about self image and learning to love yourself exactly how you are and what you have experienced. I am no expert at this whatsoever but this is me trying to do so myself. I am finally finding the silver lining and humor in all of these "failures" that I have experienced. Please enjoy and join me on the journey of trying to figure out how to love yourself and become the best mom you can attempt to be! Thanks for listening! 

Please reach out and tell me your thoughts! 

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]]> Tue, 28 Apr 2020 00:00:13 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-6-part-3-my-long-list-of-failures-pi1PDeBS We have reached the end of my long list of failures FINALLY!!! This episode concludes my list of failures that I have reached so far in my life. I am sure that there are more to come but this is the majority of them for the past ten years of my life. I know I have more than this but these are the ones that are actually note worthy or the ones that I am even comfortable enough to talk about. I am extremely passionate about self image and learning to love yourself exactly how you are and what you have experienced. I am no expert at this whatsoever but this is me trying to do so myself. I am finally finding the silver lining and humor in all of these "failures" that I have experienced. Please enjoy and join me on the journey of trying to figure out how to love yourself and become the best mom you can attempt to be! Thanks for listening! 

Please reach out and tell me your thoughts! 

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]]> CTC: Episode 6 Part 3!- My Long List of Failures Ashley Page 00:35:01 We have reached the end of my long list of failures FINALLY!!! This episode concludes my list of failures that I have reached so far in my life. I am sure that there are more to come but this is the majority of them for the past ten years of my life. I know I have more than this but these are the ones that are actually note worthy or the ones that I am even comfortable enough to talk about. I am extremely passionate about self image and learning to love yourself exactly how you are and what you have experienced. I am no expert at this whatsoever but this is me trying to do so myself. I am finally finding the silver lining and humor in all of these "failures" that I have experienced. Please enjoy and join me on the journey of trying to figure out how to love yourself and become the best mom you can attempt to be! Thanks for listening! We have reached the end of my long list of failures FINALLY!!! This episode concludes my list of failures that I have reached so far in my life. I am sure that there are more to come but this is the majority of them for the past ten years of my life. I know I have more than this but these are the ones that are actually note worthy or the ones that I am even comfortable enough to talk about. I am extremely passionate about self image and learning to love yourself exactly how you are and what you have experienced. I am no expert at this whatsoever but this is me trying to do so myself. I am finally finding the silver lining and humor in all of these "failures" that I have experienced. Please enjoy and join me on the journey of trying to figure out how to love yourself and become the best mom you can attempt to be! Thanks for listening! motherhood, how to love yourself, self love, toddlers, how to, failure, how to parent, best parenting podcast, parenthood, comedy, humor, learning to love yourself, clubstocribs yes full 6 c4c7ecfd-95b2-4744-8b94-4aae9f51aae3 CTC: Episode 6- Part TWO: My Long List of Failures I spent the majority of my life chasing attention and validation from everyone else but myself. Doing so caused me lots of failures and lots of life lessons learned. This is my extremely strong opinion of what I went through. This does not mean that my opinion and experience is right and everyone else is wrong. This also doesnt mean that this is what happens every time. It may come across that I am voicing that my opinion is right but i just am very strong about what I felt and how it affected me and still affects me. Please enjoy my failure of being a fitness model or fitness influencer or whatever the hell I was trying to do! 

 

PLEASE reach out to me if you are currently facing self esteem issues, self worth issues or just feel stuck. I have been stuck a lot of my life but have gotten myself unstuck many times.  I would LOVE to help you!!! 

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Thank you for listening!!!!! 

]]> Thu, 23 Apr 2020 02:28:25 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-6-part-two-my-long-list-of-failures-bfhTWmEd I spent the majority of my life chasing attention and validation from everyone else but myself. Doing so caused me lots of failures and lots of life lessons learned. This is my extremely strong opinion of what I went through. This does not mean that my opinion and experience is right and everyone else is wrong. This also doesnt mean that this is what happens every time. It may come across that I am voicing that my opinion is right but i just am very strong about what I felt and how it affected me and still affects me. Please enjoy my failure of being a fitness model or fitness influencer or whatever the hell I was trying to do! 

 

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]]> CTC: Episode 6- Part TWO: My Long List of Failures Ashley Page 00:33:19 I spent the majority of my life chasing attention and validation from everyone else but myself. Doing so caused me lots of failures and lots of life lessons learned. This is my extremely strong opinion of what I went through. This does not mean that my opinion and experience is right and everyone else is wrong. This also doesnt mean that this is what happens every time. It may come across that I am voicing that my opinion is right but i just am very strong about what I felt and how it affected me and still affects me. Please enjoy my failure of being a fitness model or fitness influencer or whatever the hell I was trying to do! I spent the majority of my life chasing attention and validation from everyone else but myself. Doing so caused me lots of failures and lots of life lessons learned. This is my extremely strong opinion of what I went through. This does not mean that my opinion and experience is right and everyone else is wrong. This also doesnt mean that this is what happens every time. It may come across that I am voicing that my opinion is right but i just am very strong about what I felt and how it affected me and still affects me. Please enjoy my failure of being a fitness model or fitness influencer or whatever the hell I was trying to do! yes full 6 1bb594ff-2277-4e20-b244-b3a7b725c1b4 CTC Episode 6-Part ONE: My long list of failures I have spent a lot of my life figuring out what I DONT WANT TO DO. I have failed or quit many many many things but they ended up being all huge blessings in my life. Them being blessings don't take away the humor of them though! There is multiple parts to this because the list is so long so stay tuned to hear the rest of them! 

 

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]]> Sun, 19 Apr 2020 01:16:51 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-6-part-one-my-long-list-of-failures-0AkJPABw I have spent a lot of my life figuring out what I DONT WANT TO DO. I have failed or quit many many many things but they ended up being all huge blessings in my life. Them being blessings don't take away the humor of them though! There is multiple parts to this because the list is so long so stay tuned to hear the rest of them! 

 

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]]> CTC Episode 6-Part ONE: My long list of failures Ashley Page 00:14:03 I have spent a lot of my life figuring out what I DONT WANT TO DO. I have failed or quit many many many things but they ended up being all huge blessings in my life. Them being blessings don't take away the humor of them though! There is multiple parts to this because the list is so long so stay tuned to hear the rest of them! I have spent a lot of my life figuring out what I DONT WANT TO DO. I have failed or quit many many many things but they ended up being all huge blessings in my life. Them being blessings don't take away the humor of them though! There is multiple parts to this because the list is so long so stay tuned to hear the rest of them! 180 your life, motherhood, shit show, toddlers, how to, parenting, failure, alcoholic, diy, parenthood, what to do when your life is a mess, clubs to cribs, addiction, questionable parenting, hot mess yes full 6 a4fcbeab-1632-401b-85f4-2e5c20c48f8e CTC: Episode 5- Surviving (Venting about) Quarantine Reach out if you know where to get masks or if you know a crafty bitch that makes them! Also just reach out if you need to talk to someone other than your signifingant other, your kids, the wall, or yourself in the mirror because I will gladly gladly respond and enjoy hearing from you! 

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]]> Mon, 13 Apr 2020 22:59:39 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-5-surviving-venting-about-quarantine-dMC9Js8T Reach out if you know where to get masks or if you know a crafty bitch that makes them! Also just reach out if you need to talk to someone other than your signifingant other, your kids, the wall, or yourself in the mirror because I will gladly gladly respond and enjoy hearing from you! 

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]]> CTC: Episode 5- Surviving (Venting about) Quarantine Ashley Page 00:27:59 THIS QUARANTINE STUFF IS SO HARD!!! These are my problems that I have come across or dealt with during this time. Now, I will note that my problems are EXTREMELY small compared to anyone that has actually dealt with the virus itself or have had family members dealing with it. So, maybe just listen if you are in my boat and are also losing their mind! THIS QUARANTINE STUFF IS SO HARD!!! These are my problems that I have come across or dealt with during this time. Now, I will note that my problems are EXTREMELY small compared to anyone that has actually dealt with the virus itself or have had family members dealing with it. So, maybe just listen if you are in my boat and are also losing their mind! motherhood, toddlers, covid-19, parenting, quarantine, survival, clubs to cribs yes full 5 65f6969b-4d80-476e-8180-f3162c36f053 CTC: Episode 4- You know you're a parent when.... There are very certain things that happen in life that you only understand as a parent. I would love to have you reach out and give me additions to the list I have come up with. 

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]]> Wed, 8 Apr 2020 22:46:27 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.com/episodes/ctc-episode-4-you-know-youre-a-parent-when-JZh410H6 There are very certain things that happen in life that you only understand as a parent. I would love to have you reach out and give me additions to the list I have come up with. 

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]]> CTC: Episode 4- You know you're a parent when.... Ashley Page 00:16:06 There are very certain things that happen in life that you only understand when you become a parent. There are very certain things that happen in life that you only understand when you become a parent. motherhood, toddlers, how to, parenting, parenthood yes full 4 1a14edef-a939-420e-8673-7c268c364995 CTC: Episode 3- What you should be feeding your kid! Stay in touch! Just don't send me hate mail. I wont respond. 

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]]> Mon, 6 Apr 2020 20:40:57 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://www.clubstocribs.com Stay in touch! Just don't send me hate mail. I wont respond. 

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]]> CTC: Episode 3- What you should be feeding your kid! Ashley Page 00:09:54 GMO? Organic? Processed foods? This episode contains my opinion on what you should be feeding your kid and what I feed my own kid. GMO? Organic? Processed foods? This episode contains my opinion on what you should be feeding your kid and what I feed my own kid. motherhood, gmo, parenting, food for your kids, organic, processed foods yes full 3 66158a69-9d56-4b74-8c6e-c59d2d978019 CTC: Episode #2-Blissful Marriage Feel free to reach out and tell me your marriage issues and solutions to problems! 

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]]> Mon, 6 Apr 2020 20:40:40 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://www.clubstocribs.com Feel free to reach out and tell me your marriage issues and solutions to problems! 

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]]> CTC: Episode #2-Blissful Marriage Ashley Page 00:15:24 Marriage. Holy Shit. No one really tells you how hard it actually is. You just have to experience it and live to tell the tale. Parenting is a hell of a lot easier when you have a good foundation with your partner. These are three things that have helped me in my two years (go ahead and laugh at me if you've been married for 25 years lol) of marriage. And how I choose to overcome some of our issues that we have had. Marriage. Holy Shit. No one really tells you how hard it actually is. You just have to experience it and live to tell the tale. Parenting is a hell of a lot easier when you have a good foundation with your partner. These are three things that have helped me in my two years (go ahead and laugh at me if you've been married for 25 years lol) of marriage. And how I choose to overcome some of our issues that we have had. toddlers, how to, marriage, las vegas, parenting, divorce, comedy, alcohol, degenerate, humor yes full 2 9ee47d70-700e-4e4e-9462-1c7736d8b444 CTC: Episode #1 Thank you for listening! Please feel free to reach out to me about any questions that you have or just stay in contact with me so we can be friends. Dont send me hate mail though. I wont read it. 

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]]> Mon, 6 Apr 2020 20:40:21 +0000 clubstocribs@gmail.com (Ashley Page) https://www.clubstocribs@gmail.com Thank you for listening! Please feel free to reach out to me about any questions that you have or just stay in contact with me so we can be friends. Dont send me hate mail though. I wont read it. 

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]]> CTC: Episode #1 Ashley Page 00:32:21 WELCOME TO MY PODCAST!!! Episode one is a little background of myself, how I became a mother, and just a couple of things that I have done as a parent that might not be something you should put on a Podcast but IM DOING IT ANYWAY! Please enjoy the things that I do that might make you feel better about yourself as a parent or just human in general. Thanks for listening. WELCOME TO MY PODCAST!!! Episode one is a little background of myself, how I became a mother, and just a couple of things that I have done as a parent that might not be something you should put on a Podcast but IM DOING IT ANYWAY! Please enjoy the things that I do that might make you feel better about yourself as a parent or just human in general. Thanks for listening. motherhood, toddlers, how to, las vegas, babies, champagne, diapers, parenthood, cribs, comedy, alcohol, kids yes full 1