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      <itunes:summary>Here it is, our very first episode! Well, kind of an episode. We didn't really have a name. Or knew what we were doing. But we recorded it! You'll hear all about runs sandwiches, booty pics, and the sad tale of Paul, dating dad extraordinaire. 

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