A Series of Unfortunate Sequels

Lowest Rated: The Kissing Booth

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 3 Sep 2021 18:16:02 +0000

Netflix wrapped up their teen rom com franchise with a tear-laden drama fest in The Kissing Booth 3. With lots of parties, break ups, and rich people problems, it was about as terrible as you'd expect for a third movie in a comedy series. Even still, we kind of liked it more than the first one? Either we're broken or the first Kissing Booth truly is that terrible.

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Highest Rated: The Kissing Booth

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 27 Aug 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Since Netflix decided The Kissing Booth needed to be a franchise, here we are! Yeah, we're as shocked as you are. Neither of us had seen any of these teen rom coms and didn't really know what to expect. I should have. I really should have. You gotta expect the arrogant alpha male right? Eugh.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Lowest Rated: DCOM2 The Squeakquel

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 30 Jul 2021 19:30:27 +0000

Since there was a tie for IMDB's lowest rated DCOM, we decided to just watch both! This time we watched one of the THREE remakes of Freaky Friday. Did you know they made this? Did you know they made it a musical? We didn't either! While I get it's been pushed aside but jeez, y'all the rating was a little harsh. This isn't Home Alone 4!!!

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Lowest Rated: DCOM

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 23 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Look. Maybe it was the alcohol. Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, the Kim Possible movie is a gem of a film that people went after a little too hard. I'm gonna go with that one (although I also haven't seen it sober so who knows!) Either way, this lowest rated Disney Channel Original Movie made us laugh and was actually kind of cute.

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Highest Rated: DCOM

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 16 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

To try something a little different, I went though every single Disney Channel Original Movie to see which one was the highest on IMDB. Shockingly, we ended up watching a 2002 Shia LaBeouf film Tru Confessions. While I was avidly watching DCOM's at this time, this one didn't stand out as a favorite...until we got to watch it again! So join us for this extremely emotional family drama that may or may not have made John cry several times (IT DID)

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Lowest Rated: The Howling

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 9 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

In our lowest rated film to date, we had to (got to?) sit through The Howling VII: New Moon Rising. Or Mystery Woman. We're not too sure on the title. A gem of a film with footage from 3 other Howling Films and one truly terrible werewolf transformation I'll never truly get over. And fart jokes! Gee whizz, this movie has everything.

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Highest Rated: The Howling

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 2 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000

We missed this '80s horror classic, and all of its many sequels, so it was nice to start with the first film in this long franchise. IMDB's highest rated for The Howling is the first one and it was uhhhh...a movie. It was sure a movie! I need a good movie someone help me.

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Lowest Rated: Highlander

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Sat, 26 Jun 2021 15:09:01 +0000

IMDB's lowest rated Highlander film, Highlander: The Source, really makes you think about the important things in life. Where are the planets? Who is Joe? Who can win in a fight: The Guardian or Pyramid Head? All things to consider while listening to us recap this little gem of a bad movie. My favorite! Also sorry it's late we got busy.

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Highest Rated: Highlander

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 18 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

Full diclosure, going in, I knew "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE" and that's about it when it comes to Highlander. IMDB's highest-rated film in this franchise, the first one obviously, is a confusing mess of bad fight scenes and accents that I just...can't place. Is Tommy Wiseau in this movie? I think this might just be Tommy Wiseau.

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Lowest Rated: Bloodrayne

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 11 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

This lowest rated Bloodrayne movie is only a few notches below the highest rated, and for good reason. They were basically the same film! Just subtract one over-acting Doctor and add one over-acting Preacher, and you've got Bloodrayne: Deliverance.

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Highest Rated: Bloodrayne

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 4 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000

We've both somehow missed these classic Uwe Boll films, and you know what? Past me was wise to do so. IMDB's highest rated movie in this franchise, Bloodrayne: The Third Reich, is a nonsensical mess with bad fight scenes and a protagonist with zero personality. Anything redeemable about it? LOL I DUNNO, MAN.

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Lowest Rated: Step Up

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 28 May 2021 04:00:00 +0000

I mean honestly, I never thought we'd have to beg for people to stop putting murder in their fun dance movies BUT STOP PUTTING MURDER IN YOUR FUN DANCE MOVIES. IMDB's lowest rated movie in the Step Up Franchise is the final one, a 2019 3.7 star rated film from China called Year of the Dance. I'm still not really sure what they were going for, but I think they failed?

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Highest Rated: Step Up

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 21 May 2021 02:00:00 +0000

Kicking off in the early '00s, Step up was a goofy dance fest that spawned...way too many sequels. Unshockingly, the one with Channing Tatum is the highest rated on IMDB, and while it was a pretty fun film, I'm still gonna hold firmly to the idea it didn't need any child murder. Maybe it's just me though?!

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Lowest Rated: Mortal Kombat

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 14 May 2021 16:41:42 +0000

Let's all take a moment to mourn. I must mourn, you see because I have wasted my life. I have gone days, months, years believing I was enjoying the world and everything it has to offer, but I was wrong. I was so wrong. And while my heart sings with the joy of finally seeing a dragon and gooey slug tentacle monster battle to the death, there is a dark part of my soul that will never recover from the years I have lost. Years spent only dreaming of a film so perfect. For IMDB's lowest rated Mortal Kombat movie, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, is a flawless amalgamation of acting, set design, and dialogue you'll make fun of for the rest of your life, and I had gone over 32 years without laying my eyes upon its purple, glittering frames.

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Highest Rated: Mortal Kombat

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Sun, 9 May 2021 18:27:51 +0000

THE NEW MORTAL KOMBAT WAS EXTREMELY FUN, AND I WON'T HEAR OTHERWISE.

IMDB's highest rated movie in the franchise probably won't be highest rated for very long, but we watched it anyway because it's still the highest rated for now! With a load of silly fights and horrendous one-liners, y'all know this was right up my alley. Now turn your brain off and enjoy while being disappointed you couldn't see it in the theater and join in on the cheering when Scorpion yells "GET OVER HERE!"

(ALSO THIS WAS LATE I'M SORRY I'M VERY TIRED)

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Lowest Rated: Predator

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 30 Apr 2021 02:00:00 +0000

The lowest rated Predator movie is surely the lowest rated for a reason. Aside from the massively problematic Autism rep, it does its best to undo all the cool stuff Predator did in the first place. You can tell Rebecca writes these and not John because he would be less harsh right now. YOU DISSAPOINTED ME, THE PREDATOR, AND I WILL NEVER FORGET.

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Highest Rated: Predator

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 23 Apr 2021 20:29:06 +0000

Yes, yet another classic '80s film Rebecca hasn't seen. The highest-rated movie in the Predator franchise, the first one, is likely just as you remember it. An explosion-filled fest of beefy arms and mud with a pretty epic original idea that is...okay.

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Lowest Rated: Death Race

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 16 Apr 2021 17:05:10 +0000

What do you get when two people are competing in the same franchise? An extremely underrated gem of a terrible movie. This is not what we expected, and I gotta say, way better than the prisoner race movie I watched last week. So buckle in (or don't it probably won't help anyway) and be prepared to fall in love with a snarky AI sex car. Yes you read that correctly.

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Highest Rated: Death Race

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 9 Apr 2021 18:56:36 +0000

Death Race 2008 is just Speed Racer with edgelord paint change my mind.

In all seriousness (HAH) IMDB's highest-rated Death Race film was a pleasant surprise without being at all surprising. With Jason Statham and dope lady villain, it's hard to go wrong.

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Lowest Rated: Crocodile Dundee

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 2 Apr 2021 21:08:20 +0000

Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles sure did have Crocodile Dundee. And Los Angeles. And a shocking amount of lions. While the lowest rated film in the franchise on IMDB, we sort of enjoyed it...more? Maybe? I can't tell.

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Highest Rated: Crocodile Dundee

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 26 Mar 2021 16:59:21 +0000

Neither of us had seen this '80s classic comedy film, and our dumb millennial asses thought it was going to be a bit more '90s inspired. IMDB's highest rated movie in the franchise, the first one of course, didn't quite meet our expectations, but at least it wasn't as offensive as Scary Movie? Silver linings!

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Lowest Rated: The Prophecy

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 19 Mar 2021 02:00:00 +0000

This lowest rated movie in The Prophecy franchise is 1 hour and 15 minutes long, which tells you everything you need to know about the film. The Prophecy 5: Forsaken is a painfully boring, nonsensical slog, and that's the nicest way I can put it.

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Highest Rated: The Prophecy

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 12 Mar 2021 18:38:52 +0000

This 5 film franchise has quite a few big names but still managed to be a massive disappointment. Not even so bad it's good, IMDB's highest-rated film in The Prophecy franchise, the first one, is convoluted in the worst way with few redeeming qualities. Except maybe Viggo Mortenson playing Lucifer. Yum.

Content warnings: grooming, pedophilia

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Lowest Rated: The Cheetah Girls

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 5 Mar 2021 19:21:06 +0000

Nothing incredibly memorable about IMDB's lowest-rated movie in The Cheetah Girl's franchise. So, it basically felt like the highest-rated one. We're blaming it on a lack of nostalgia on our part, and you can too.

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Highest Rated: The Cheetah Girls

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 26 Feb 2021 03:00:00 +0000

Full disclosure: John and I have never seen a Cheetah Girls movie. So naturally we started with the second one! Overall, IMDB's highest rated film in the franchise was a bit disappointing and needed way more Animorphs.

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Lowest Rated: Hell House LLC

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 19 Feb 2021 03:00:00 +0000

The lowest rated Hell House LLC movie really did a lot of the things we praised the first film for not doing. Great! Also two love birds admit they would abandon the other one for dead if the situation came up, which I think is pure romance.

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Highest Rated: Hell House LLC

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 12 Feb 2021 03:00:00 +0000

We somehow missed this found footage horror film when it came out back in 2015, so we'll catch up now! IMDB's highest rated movie in the Hell House LLC trilogy, the first one, offers some good visual spooks and, of course, the absolute most obtuse cast of characters you could possibly imagine.

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Lowest Rated: The Mighty Ducks

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 5 Feb 2021 18:53:27 +0000

There's a lot of good in IMDB's lowest-rated Mighty Ducks film, but D3 still falls a bit short. It also, of course, insists on plummeting into the same territory all kid movie sequels end up, just...a whole bunch of really bad sound effects that make no sense.

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Highest Rated: The Mighty Ducks

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 29 Jan 2021 21:59:15 +0000

No surprise on IMDB's highest-rated movie in this franchise. The original, wonderful '90s delight! We quite enjoyed re-watching an old childhood favorite and were pleasantly surprised at how well it aged. Be sure to tune in next week when we get to watch the lowest rated, and I'm already pumped.

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Lowest Rated: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 22 Jan 2021 20:13:27 +0000

Okay look we couldn't find IMDB's lowest rated movie in the Killer Tomatoes franchise because the universe hates us. So instead, we had to watch the second highest rated one instead: the first one! Which was like a boring, watered-down version of the good one.

Yay.

Also, if you're the one who forced Killer Tomatoes Strike Back off YouTube, you're a butt.

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Highest Rated: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 15 Jan 2021 03:00:00 +0000

While watching this film we most certainly had the thought: Why is IMDB's highest rated Killer Tomatoes film SO UNDERRATED?! How did we miss the 1988 sequel Return of the Killer Tomatoes and someone please tell me if the first one is this good.

Doesn't matter because I'm watching it either way.

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Lowest Rated: Robocop

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 8 Jan 2021 17:06:44 +0000

The lowest rated Robocop film on IMDB, Robocop 3, is a delightful mess of bad effects, good characters, and why is this other robot here? What did he do? NOTHING. HE DID NOTHING, AND I'M STILL EXTREMELY MAD ABOUT IT.

Btw from now I would like to be referred to by my codename Wide Cavern. Please and thank you.

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Highest Rated: Robocop

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 1 Jan 2021 03:00:00 +0000

IMDB's highest rated Robocop is the one and only original (which we hadn't really seen, somehow). It holds up well and is creepily relevant in some truly disturbing ways .

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Lowest Rated: A Christmas Prince

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 03:00:00 +0000

We needed Rotten Tomatoes to act as a tie-breaker for the lowest-rated movie in the Christmas Prince franchise because it's IMDB rating was exactly the same for the 2nd and 3rd film. Released in 2019, A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby is an, uhhh, interesting tale of betrayal and love and....curses? Wait, how did that plot point slip in here?

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Highest Rated: A Christmas Prince

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 11 Dec 2020 03:00:00 +0000

Apparently, my New Jersey accent comes out when talking about A Christmas Prince. We also forgot our pop filter, so enjoy this really great audio and you are welcome.

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Lowest Rated: The Expendables

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 4 Dec 2020 03:00:00 +0000

Please help us figure out why they stuck the coolest fighters in this movie behind guns. Are gun fights more exciting? Because I don't think so. Also I was definitely totally paying attention to the movie the entire time it was on, yessiree!

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Highest Rated: The Expendables

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 20 Nov 2020 03:00:00 +0000

We're not MAD at you, IMDB's highest-rated Expendables movie. We're just disappointed.

The Expendables 2 gave us boring fights, bad special effects, and one-liners that weren't bad enough to be good. And this is the best one!! Also, John doesn't know how old he is. That's irrelevant but I can't get over the last minute of this podcast episode.

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Lowest Rated: Wishmaster

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 13 Nov 2020 19:56:49 +0000

I'm gonna go ahead and apologize right now for John's Djinn orgasm impression. No one needs to hear there, but also you're welcome because you get to.

IMDB's lowest rated Wishmaster film: Wishmaster 3...Something, something, Hell? Gates of Hell? You know I could look it up right now literally as I type this but I don't really feel like it.

Highest Rated: Wishmaster

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 30 Oct 2020 02:00:00 +0000

Unsurprisingly, the highest rated Wishmaster is the first one. We enjoyed the practical effects but could have done without so many scenes of Pretty Blonde Lady yelling at the camera. John would also like to remove the "moving eyed mannequin".

Happy Halloween! MAKE YOUR WISHESSSSSS

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Lowest Rated: Anaconda

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 23 Oct 2020 02:00:00 +0000

We watched IMDB's lowest rated Anaconda movie. Anaconda 3: Offspring. I'm not sure what the worst part was. The exploding trucks? The predator rip offs? David Hasselhoff? Oh dang wait I just accidentally listed all the BEST parts! Please enjoy our ranting and outdated SNL references.

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Highest Rated: Anaconda

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 9 Oct 2020 02:00:00 +0000

IMDB's highest rated Anaconda movie is somehow not highly rated at all. John somehow hadn't seen it, and Rebecca definitely followed the plot completely 100% didn't miss a ding dang thing!

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Lowest Rated: The Karate Kid

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 2 Oct 2020 02:00:00 +0000

We watched IMDB's lowest rated Karate Kid movie: The Next Karate Kid. This movie is a gem please watch with an open mind and heart and enjoy Mr. Myagi's father/daughter relationship with Hillary Swank.

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Highest Rated: The Karate Kid

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 25 Sep 2020 16:33:01 +0000

We watched IMDB's highest rated The Karate Kid. The first one! Shocking. Is it more shocking Rebecca has gone 32 years without ever seeing it?

I just really like the Hillary Swank one okay? Don't come for me.

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Lowest Rated: Look Who's Talking

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 18 Sep 2020 02:00:01 +0000

Yet another delight with a devastatingly low rating. Get better taste, everyone! Enjoy John's insistence at calling the dog "Doggy DeVito" and Rebecca's constant sighs of disappointment.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: Look Who's Talking

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 11 Sep 2020 02:00:06 +0000

We watched the movie that taught us how babies were made! It's still exactly as I remember. Big egg and sperm that talk like Bruce Willis.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Lowest Rated: Scary Movie

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 4 Sep 2020 13:24:51 +0000

OK WE DID IT WE'RE DONE I'M NEVER WATCHING ONE OF THESE AGAIN.

Deepest apologies, once again, to the love of my life. John, darling, you been knew, but I made us watch them anyway. I'd like to think I learned a lesson, but we both know that's not true.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: Scary Movie

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 28 Aug 2020 02:00:03 +0000

We watched what is the highest rated (really? Really, y'all?) movie in the Scary Movie franchise. The first one! I have a lot of regrets and want to take it back. I'm sorry, John. I know, I know, we should have watched The Karate Kid.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Lowest Rated: High School Musical

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 21 Aug 2020 02:00:13 +0000

We watched IMDB's lowest rated High School Musical and are very curious why it's the lowest rated. Did y'all watch the same movie? DID YOU SEE THOSE CG BASKETBALLS?! Absolute perfection.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: High School Musical

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 14 Aug 2020 02:00:09 +0000

We watched IMDB's highest rated High School Musical. I'm a little nervous this was the BEST ONE. Please don't revisit this if you loved it back in '06 because you will ruin it.

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Music from https://filmmusic.io

"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Lowest Rated: 3 Ninjas

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 7 Aug 2020 02:00:13 +0000

We watched IMDB's lowest rated 3 Ninjas film. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain.

Rebecca just learned that John reads these descriptions so 3 NINJAS IS GREAT IT'S REAL GOOD I LOVE YOU SWEETIE YOUR CHILDHOOD MOVIES ARE FULL OF BEAUTY AND WISDOM AND WONDER

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: 3 Ninjas

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 31 Jul 2020 02:00:04 +0000

IMDB's highest rated 3 Ninjas is rough. This is the highest rated? Are we sure? I checked ten times because this was a shit-fest. Trying not to judge John on his taste in movies as a kid, but it's tough. One of my faves? Free Willy. One of John's? THIS GARBAGE

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Lowest Rated: Resident Evil

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 17 Jul 2020 02:00:06 +0000

Look I can't love a movie that kills Michelle Rodriguez 3 times. It's just not possible. This movie is sadly to bad to be good but not bad enough to be good either. Also maybe don't act like video game characters in a movie you look like a flippin idiot.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: Resident Evil

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 10 Jul 2020 02:00:01 +0000

Okay so the effects were worse than we remember, but Milla Jovovich is as dope as ever. We're a little worried about what Resident Evil 5 will hold and eventually discuss why it's so damn hard for filmmakers to make a good video game movie.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Lowest Rated: Final Destination

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Wed, 20 May 2020 00:32:31 +0000

We watched IMDB's lowest Rated Final Destination: The Final Destination. What a creative title, filmmakers. There was a lot of fire in this one, and even more green screens!

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: Final Destination

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Mon, 11 May 2020 23:31:05 +0000

We watched IMDB's highest rated Final Destination. The first one! Who saw that coming? We did! We also saw the deaths of all these kids and had to go over them in excruciating detail. You are welcome.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Lowest Rated: Free Willy

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Mon, 4 May 2020 18:53:59 +0000

We watched IMDB's lowest rated movie in the Free Willy franchise: Free Willy 3 The Rescue. It's all fun and games until you end the movie with several minutes of a whale birth. It's still in my brain. Please help me get it out.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Highest Rated: Free Willy

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 19:49:44 +0000

We watched IMDB's Highest Rated Free Willy. The first one! Shocking. And it's well deserved and a peRFECT FILM and Rebecca definitely isn't biased or anything.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Lowest Rated: Bring It On

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Tue, 7 Apr 2020 18:55:49 +0000

We watched IMDB's lowest rated Bring It On. The 6th one. THE SIXTH ONE, Y'ALL. LET IT SINK IN. THERE ARE SIX BRING IT ON MOVIES. Anyway, it was pretty good.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: Bring It On

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 15:55:11 +0000

We watched IMDB's Highest Rated Bring It On. The first one! Thankfully. Did you know there are six of these? Six? S I X???

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Lowest Rated: Naked Gun

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 20 Mar 2020 22:18:28 +0000

Rebecca and John watched IMDB's lowest rated movie in the Naked Gun franchise: Naked Gun 33 1/3. It was...sure something. Rebecca regrets hating on fart jokes and John is very confused.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: Naked Gun

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 13 Mar 2020 02:00:20 +0000

We watched the highest rated Naked Gun. The first one! Rebecca had never seen it and was somehow both overtired and on too much caffeine, while John defended his love of potty humor.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Lowest Rated: TMNT

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Sat, 7 Mar 2020 20:06:33 +0000

We watched IMDB's lowest rated TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3.

There's bad fighting! "Jokes" Bad fighting! Fatphobia. Bad fighting! You get it. Plus, John makes turtle dick jokes. Rebecca wants you to know that she's sorry about this. John is not sorry.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: TMNT

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Sat, 29 Feb 2020 01:19:20 +0000

We watched IMDB's highest rated TMNT movie. The 1990 hit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie. And had Verrryyyyy different experiences. We'll call it nostalgia.

(POWER RANGERS ARE BETTER I TYPE THESE SUMMARIES IN, JOHN, SO I CAN SAY THAT HAHAHAHA WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO HUH??)

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Lowest Rated: Leprechaun

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:59:26 +0000

This week it's IMDB's lowest rated movie in the Leprechaun franchise: Leprechaun Origins. Spoiler alert: It's the lowest rated because there isn't a single dang Leprechaun in the whole movie.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: Leprechaun

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 14 Feb 2020 03:00:02 +0000

We watched IMDB's HIGHEST(???) Rated movie in the Leprechaun franchise: Leprechaun Returns. From 2018. Did anyone else have no idea this movie existed?

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Lowest Rated: Air Bud

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 7 Feb 2020 03:00:14 +0000

We watched IMDB's lowest rated Air Bud movie. Which was, of course, Air Bud Spikes Back. Kid movies are a whole new level of terrible.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: Air Bud

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 31 Jan 2020 19:35:34 +0000

We watched IMDB's highest rated Air Bud. It's...good? Is this a good movie? Do we just have bad taste? Please someone help us figure this out.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Lowest Rated: Tremors

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 24 Jan 2020 03:00:19 +0000

We watched IMDB's lowest rated movie in the Tremors Franchise. Tremors 6: A Cold Day In Hell. It was about as good as you would expect it to be. Okay honestly I'm still really disappointed in this promising monster movie.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Highest Rated: Tremors

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 17 Jan 2020 03:58:02 +0000

We watched IMDB's highest rated movie in the Tremors franchise. The first one! There's action! Drama! A woman in her underwear! Kevin Bacon! A guy hiding in a tire!

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Lowest Rated: Rocky

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 03:00:01 +0000

Rebecca and John explore IMDB's lowest rated Rocky movie: Rocky V. Rebecca was worried about not seeing Rocky's II,III, and IV, but it didn't matter because they just kind of montage them all anyway.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: Rocky

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 3 Jan 2020 03:00:01 +0000

We watched IMDB's highest rated Rocky film, which is, unsurprisingly, Rocky. John took over today as Rebecca can't laugh without coughing up a lung. Cute! She pushed through her sickness to yell about this "romantic" film though, don't worry.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Lowest Rated: Home Alone

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 13 Dec 2019 03:00:14 +0000

Did you know there was a Home Alone 4? Did you know there was a HOME ALONE 5?!

Sadly we did not get to watch 5 because somehow 4 is an even worse movie, according to IMDB. And we're ready to agree. Did you like all the traps in Home Alone but thought they were unrealistic because they could have been MORE ridiculous? Then this movie is for you!

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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Highest Rated: Home Alone

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 6 Dec 2019 03:00:04 +0000

We didn't check if this was IMDB's highest rated Home Alone film, but we thought it was a good guess.

Topics included:

Home Alone Reboot

How we'd defend our own house

Kevin Mccallister is a sick genius

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Lowest Rated: Spy Kids

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Thu, 28 Nov 2019 03:00:20 +0000

Our expectations were low, and that might just explain why we so enjoyed IMDB's lowest rated Spy Kids movie - Spy Kids 4D: All the Time In the World. Or it could have been Jessica Alba

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Highest Rated: Spy Kids

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 22 Nov 2019 03:00:23 +0000

We struggled a bit with this first installment of the Spy Kids franchise. Which is somehow the highest rated one in the series on IMDB. We did have fun in the end, but let's be real, that's probably the wine talking.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Lowest Rated: Mad Max

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 15 Nov 2019 03:00:02 +0000

This week please listen to Rebecca refuse to remember the title of Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome. And listen to John struggle to come up with his own rhyming laws for his future post-apocalypse civilization.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Highest Rated: Mad Max

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 8 Nov 2019 03:00:06 +0000

Rebecca and John realize they're not cut out for an apocalypse, except maybe as musicians on the Fury Road. John can play drums. Rebecca will...hum? She'll figure it out.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Lowest Rated: Neverending Story

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 1 Nov 2019 02:00:04 +0000

Rebecca and John sit through The Neverending Story III with not enough wine because there will never be enough wine for this movie. We no longer want to ride Falkor, he is somehow more terrifying than ever.

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Highest Rated: Neverending Story

reb.conroy@gmail.com (Rebecca and John) — Fri, 25 Oct 2019 14:07:21 +0000

The audio this episode isn't phenomenal, but we've figured it out by episode 2.

This is a drunken discussion of The Neverending Story, which IMDB has deemed the best of the trilogy. Tune in next time to hear us talk about the lowest rated. I'm sure you can all guess what that one is.

Find Rebecca @teahag_rebecca

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"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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