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5-4 episode on the current Supreme Court term, including the Indian Welfare Act: https://www.fivefourpod.com/episodes/2022-2023-supreme-court-term-preview/
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2020 06:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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Government inaction around Native populations and the coronavirus: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tribes-covid-19-federal-relief-treasury-deb-haaland_n_5ea9decac5b633a8544487d9?guccounter=1

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      <pubDate>Thu, 5 Mar 2020 06:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2019 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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For a slightly more in-depth yet digestable take on describing people using food terms, read this! - http://richincolor.com/2013/11/are-we-food/</p>
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Here are some useful explainers of concepts we mentioned in the episode: Born Sexy Yesterday (which is 18 minutes long, not an hour. My bad.)--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thpEyEwi80 and Queer Coding in Disney Villains--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8pDYbPSKlU</p>
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Here are some useful explainers of concepts we mentioned in the episode: Born Sexy Yesterday (which is 18 minutes long, not an hour. My bad.)--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thpEyEwi80 and Queer Coding in Disney Villains--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8pDYbPSKlU</p>
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Here are some useful links and references from the episode! These descriptions aren't just me d***ing around!<br />
Parable of the Prodigal Son is Luke 15:11-32 for anyone who wants to read it for themselves.<br />
Here is a B&amp;N article on &quot;Twilight: Reimagined&quot;: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/twilight-reimagined-this-time-the-vampire-is-a-girl/</p>
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Here are some useful links and references from the episode! These descriptions aren't just me d***ing around!<br />
Parable of the Prodigal Son is Luke 15:11-32 for anyone who wants to read it for themselves.<br />
Here is a B&amp;N article on &quot;Twilight: Reimagined&quot;: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/twilight-reimagined-this-time-the-vampire-is-a-girl/</p>
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Here are some useful links and references from the episode! These descriptions aren&apos;t just me d***ing around!
Parable of the Prodigal Son is Luke 15:11-32 for anyone who wants to read it for themselves.
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Here are some useful links and references from the episode! These descriptions aren&apos;t just me d***ing around!
Parable of the Prodigal Son is Luke 15:11-32 for anyone who wants to read it for themselves.
Here is a B&amp;N article on &quot;Twilight: Reimagined&quot;: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/twilight-reimagined-this-time-the-vampire-is-a-girl/ </itunes:subtitle>
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*Racism in Gone With the Wind and sexism in literally all of these things were already noted and not exacerbated by association with Twilight.<br />
If you read our website only descriptions, congratulations! You get the Easter egg that we had recorded practically this entire episode before we realized the computer we were using was flaking and not recording properly, so this entire shebang was a take 2. Hence our ironic laughter at the title, &quot;Complications&quot;.</p>
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*Racism in Gone With the Wind and sexism in literally all of these things were already noted and not exacerbated by association with Twilight.<br />
If you read our website only descriptions, congratulations! You get the Easter egg that we had recorded practically this entire episode before we realized the computer we were using was flaking and not recording properly, so this entire shebang was a take 2. Hence our ironic laughter at the title, &quot;Complications&quot;.</p>
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