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    <itunes:author>Chris, Stephen, Tucker, Trey</itunes:author>
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Thanks for your support. 

-The Guys]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2023 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Sorry we&apos;ve been MIA... All the changes piled up and Stephen was overwhelmed. Hopefully, The Guys will be back eventually. 

Thanks for your support. 

-The Guys</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sorry we&apos;ve been MIA... All the changes piled up and Stephen was overwhelmed. Hopefully, The Guys will be back eventually. 

Thanks for your support. 

-The Guys</itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 2 Jan 2023 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!
 
Thank you,
-The Guys</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sorry we&apos;ve been absent... Christmas travelling and New Years has kept us all busy and unable to get together to record. We should be back next week with a new episode. Thanks for sticking around and The Guys hope you had a great Holiday and New Year. Talk to you next week!

Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/
EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com
IG: @TheGuysReviewPod
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Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!
 
Thank you,
-The Guys</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Gremlins</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Gremlins</strong></p><p> </p><p>Director: Joe Dante</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Zach Galligan</p><p>Phoebe Cates</p><p>Hoyt Axton</p><p>Polly Holliday</p><p>Frances Lee McCain</p><p> </p><p>Released: June 8, 1984</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $11M ($31.5M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross $212.9M ($610M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.3/10 Rotten Tomatoes 86% </p><p>Metacritic 70% Google Users 83% </p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Big Cheif sitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio. Edgar Allan Poe's shaved muse.</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5​</strong></p><p><strong>1. It's partly responsible for the creation of the PG-13 rating.</strong></p><p>Truth be told, it’s Steven Spielberg who is <i>really</i> responsible for the introduction of the PG-13 rating. Both <i>Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom</i>, which he directed, and <i>Gremlins</i>, which he executive produced, were rated PG upon their release, and subsequently criticized for not being kid-appropriate. To avoid being slapped with an R rating in the future, Spielberg suggested that the MPAA add a rating between PG and R. On August 10, 1984, <i>Red Dawn </i>became the first movie to be released with the new PG-13 rating.</p><p> </p><p><strong>2. Howie Mandel is the voice of Gizmo.</strong></p><p>It was the suggestion of voice actor Frank Welker, who voiced Stripe in <i>Gremlins </i>(and Fred on <i>Scooby-Doo</i> before that), that Howie Mandel be hired for the role.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Phoebe Cates was a controversial casting choice.</strong></p><p>Given her sweet demeanor as Kate, it’s hard to imagine that not everyone was on board with casting Cates. But her infamous topless scene in <i>Fast Times at Ridgemont High</i> gave the studio pause about putting her in the lead.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Kingston Falls and Hill Valley are one and the same.</strong></p><p>If the fictional town of Kingston Falls in <i>Gremlins </i>looks familiar, that’s because it was filmed on the same set used for the town of Hill Valley in <i>Back to the Future</i>, which wasreleased a year later.</p><p> </p><p><strong>At one point, Gizmo and Stripe were supposed to be the same creature.</strong></p><p>It was also at Spielberg’s suggestion that Gizmo’s role in the film grew. Originally, it’s the cute little Mogwai pet himself who transforms into Stripe the Gremlin. But Spielberg knew that audiences would want to see as much of Gizmo as possible, so he withdrew the idea so that they would appear as totally separate characters.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey 3</p><p>Chris 1.5</p><p>Stephen 2.5</p><p>Tucker 2</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3 Ghostbusters</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Color out of space</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Boiler Room</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2:Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: Ghostbusters</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p><p> </p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (trey, Stephen, chris)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Gremlins</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Gremlins</strong></p><p> </p><p>Director: Joe Dante</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Zach Galligan</p><p>Phoebe Cates</p><p>Hoyt Axton</p><p>Polly Holliday</p><p>Frances Lee McCain</p><p> </p><p>Released: June 8, 1984</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $11M ($31.5M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross $212.9M ($610M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.3/10 Rotten Tomatoes 86% </p><p>Metacritic 70% Google Users 83% </p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Big Cheif sitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio. Edgar Allan Poe's shaved muse.</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5​</strong></p><p><strong>1. It's partly responsible for the creation of the PG-13 rating.</strong></p><p>Truth be told, it’s Steven Spielberg who is <i>really</i> responsible for the introduction of the PG-13 rating. Both <i>Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom</i>, which he directed, and <i>Gremlins</i>, which he executive produced, were rated PG upon their release, and subsequently criticized for not being kid-appropriate. To avoid being slapped with an R rating in the future, Spielberg suggested that the MPAA add a rating between PG and R. On August 10, 1984, <i>Red Dawn </i>became the first movie to be released with the new PG-13 rating.</p><p> </p><p><strong>2. Howie Mandel is the voice of Gizmo.</strong></p><p>It was the suggestion of voice actor Frank Welker, who voiced Stripe in <i>Gremlins </i>(and Fred on <i>Scooby-Doo</i> before that), that Howie Mandel be hired for the role.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Phoebe Cates was a controversial casting choice.</strong></p><p>Given her sweet demeanor as Kate, it’s hard to imagine that not everyone was on board with casting Cates. But her infamous topless scene in <i>Fast Times at Ridgemont High</i> gave the studio pause about putting her in the lead.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Kingston Falls and Hill Valley are one and the same.</strong></p><p>If the fictional town of Kingston Falls in <i>Gremlins </i>looks familiar, that’s because it was filmed on the same set used for the town of Hill Valley in <i>Back to the Future</i>, which wasreleased a year later.</p><p> </p><p><strong>At one point, Gizmo and Stripe were supposed to be the same creature.</strong></p><p>It was also at Spielberg’s suggestion that Gizmo’s role in the film grew. Originally, it’s the cute little Mogwai pet himself who transforms into Stripe the Gremlin. But Spielberg knew that audiences would want to see as much of Gizmo as possible, so he withdrew the idea so that they would appear as totally separate characters.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey 3</p><p>Chris 1.5</p><p>Stephen 2.5</p><p>Tucker 2</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3 Ghostbusters</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Color out of space</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Boiler Room</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2:Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: Ghostbusters</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p><p> </p>
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      <itunes:title>Gremlins</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Gremlins. The 1984 horror/comedy/Christmas movie, that no one is really sure what it is. Trey picked this one, and it turns out he hasn&apos;t seen it since he was 7 years old. So it&apos;s always a good time with his foolishness. The Goonies even make an appearance. I do think the same three rules should be in effect when The Guys Review... Gremlins. 

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EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com
IG: @TheGuysReviewPod
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Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!
 
Thank you,
-The Guys</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Gremlins. The 1984 horror/comedy/Christmas movie, that no one is really sure what it is. Trey picked this one, and it turns out he hasn&apos;t seen it since he was 7 years old. So it&apos;s always a good time with his foolishness. The Goonies even make an appearance. I do think the same three rules should be in effect when The Guys Review... Gremlins. 

Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/
EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com
IG: @TheGuysReviewPod
TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group
FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q
 
Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!
 
Thank you,
-The Guys</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/nutcracker-LqJGdvgB</link>
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      <itunes:summary>Unfortunately, all The Guys were tied up this week; working overtime (Tucker), sick wife/dad duty (Trey), and watching the Nutcracker (not his wife, Chris). They were planning on doing Gremlins, but that&apos;ll have to be pushed back a week. Hope everything is going well for everyone and look forward to talking to you next week. Thanks!

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-The Guys </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Unfortunately, all The Guys were tied up this week; working overtime (Tucker), sick wife/dad duty (Trey), and watching the Nutcracker (not his wife, Chris). They were planning on doing Gremlins, but that&apos;ll have to be pushed back a week. Hope everything is going well for everyone and look forward to talking to you next week. Thanks!

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Thank you,
-The Guys </itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Dec 2022 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Trey, tucker, Stephen, chris)</author>
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      <itunes:title>100th Episode Chat</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... 100 episodes. Probably should&apos;ve prepped for this a little more; but with Christmas time coming up, we didn&apos;t get a chance to watch a movie this week. Tucker is having to work, and Chris couldn&apos;t come out to play, so Stephen and Trey have a chat about the 100th episode, and as well as some past episodes. See if Trey stays coherent the whole time and listen in to find out why when The Guys Review... the 100th episode. 

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-The Guys </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... 100 episodes. Probably should&apos;ve prepped for this a little more; but with Christmas time coming up, we didn&apos;t get a chance to watch a movie this week. Tucker is having to work, and Chris couldn&apos;t come out to play, so Stephen and Trey have a chat about the 100th episode, and as well as some past episodes. See if Trey stays coherent the whole time and listen in to find out why when The Guys Review... the 100th episode. 

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Thank you,
-The Guys </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Boiler Room</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>**ASK CHRIS AND TREY ABOUT THEIR RATING FOR Monty Python** Chris: 3.5 / Trey: .5</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Boiler Room</strong></p><p> </p><p>Director:</p><p>Ben Younger</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Giovanni Ribisi</p><p>Vin Diesel</p><p>Nia Long</p><p>Nicky Katt</p><p>Scott Caan</p><p>Ben Affleck</p><p> </p><p>Released: Feb 18, 2000</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $7M ($12.1M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross $28M ($48.5M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 66% </p><p>Metacritic 63% Google Users 74% </p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Big Cheif sitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio. Edgar Allan Poe's shaved muse.</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5​</strong></p><p><strong>The plot is loosely inspired by Jordan Belfort.</strong></p><p>If you don’t remember, Jordan Belfort was the primary inspiration for The Wolf of Wall Street, and has been a standard for a few different films since.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Giovanni Ribis plays a college dropout in this film.</strong></p><p>The director is a college graduate from the same school that Ribisi’s character dropped out of, Queens College.</p><p> </p><p><strong>In the scene outside Greg’s house they couldn’t move the car.</strong></p><p>They couldn’t move the car because they didn’t have the keys. Ben Affleck had been sitting in the car earlier listening to music, before the scene was shot, and had accidentally taken the keys with him when he left.</p><p> </p><p><strong>The chips in Ribis’s casino were made by American Standard Molding. </strong></p><p>This is the same company that makes a lot of sets for home games and casinos.</p><p> </p><p><strong>A few of the actors have starred in other films together. </strong></p><p>Giovanni Ribisi has starred with Scott Caan in Gone In Sixty Second and with Vin Diesel in Saving Private Ryan.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey 1</p><p>Chris 4</p><p>Stephen</p><p>Tucker 1</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3 Ghostbusters</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Color out of space</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Boiler Room</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2:Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: Ghostbusters</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2022 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (tucker, trey, chris, stephen)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/boiler-room-w1adkw_V</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Boiler Room</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>**ASK CHRIS AND TREY ABOUT THEIR RATING FOR Monty Python** Chris: 3.5 / Trey: .5</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Boiler Room</strong></p><p> </p><p>Director:</p><p>Ben Younger</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Giovanni Ribisi</p><p>Vin Diesel</p><p>Nia Long</p><p>Nicky Katt</p><p>Scott Caan</p><p>Ben Affleck</p><p> </p><p>Released: Feb 18, 2000</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $7M ($12.1M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross $28M ($48.5M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 66% </p><p>Metacritic 63% Google Users 74% </p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Big Cheif sitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio. Edgar Allan Poe's shaved muse.</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5​</strong></p><p><strong>The plot is loosely inspired by Jordan Belfort.</strong></p><p>If you don’t remember, Jordan Belfort was the primary inspiration for The Wolf of Wall Street, and has been a standard for a few different films since.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Giovanni Ribis plays a college dropout in this film.</strong></p><p>The director is a college graduate from the same school that Ribisi’s character dropped out of, Queens College.</p><p> </p><p><strong>In the scene outside Greg’s house they couldn’t move the car.</strong></p><p>They couldn’t move the car because they didn’t have the keys. Ben Affleck had been sitting in the car earlier listening to music, before the scene was shot, and had accidentally taken the keys with him when he left.</p><p> </p><p><strong>The chips in Ribis’s casino were made by American Standard Molding. </strong></p><p>This is the same company that makes a lot of sets for home games and casinos.</p><p> </p><p><strong>A few of the actors have starred in other films together. </strong></p><p>Giovanni Ribisi has starred with Scott Caan in Gone In Sixty Second and with Vin Diesel in Saving Private Ryan.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey 1</p><p>Chris 4</p><p>Stephen</p><p>Tucker 1</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3 Ghostbusters</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Color out of space</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Boiler Room</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2:Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: Ghostbusters</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Boiler Room</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Boiler Room. The 2000 era movie loosely based on Jordan Belfort, with an ensemble cast of who&apos;s who, before they were who. Listen on as The Guys argue about Iron Man vs Batman, Tucker revisits some trauma from his youth (again), and, oh yea, The Guys Review... Boiler Room. 

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-The Guys</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Boiler Room. The 2000 era movie loosely based on Jordan Belfort, with an ensemble cast of who&apos;s who, before they were who. Listen on as The Guys argue about Iron Man vs Batman, Tucker revisits some trauma from his youth (again), and, oh yea, The Guys Review... Boiler Room. 

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-The Guys</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Weird: The Al Yankovic Story</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com IG: @TheGuysReviewPod TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!! Thank you, -The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2022 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (stephen, tucker, trey, chris)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/weird-the-al-yankovic-story-DMJ3dtZ8</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com IG: @TheGuysReviewPod TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!! Thank you, -The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Weird: The Al Yankovic Story</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>stephen, tucker, trey, chris</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. The just released mocumentry biopic of one of the strangest success stories in music history. Unfortunately, I have no idea what The Guys talked about, because I couldn&apos;t make the recording. Listen as Trey and Chris discuss the movie and more than likely will cause me to come back an edit the episode after I listen to it. Lets get Weird when The Guys Review... Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. 

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-The Guys</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. The just released mocumentry biopic of one of the strangest success stories in music history. Unfortunately, I have no idea what The Guys talked about, because I couldn&apos;t make the recording. Listen as Trey and Chris discuss the movie and more than likely will cause me to come back an edit the episode after I listen to it. Lets get Weird when The Guys Review... Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. 

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-The Guys</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Monty Python and the Holy Grail</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Monty Python and the Holy Grail</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>**ASK CHRIS AND TREY ABOUT THEIR RATING FOR Saving Private Ryan**</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Monty Python and the Holy Grail</strong></p><p> </p><p>Director:</p><p>Terry Gilliam</p><p>Terry Jones</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Graham Chapman</p><p>John Cleese</p><p>Terry Gilliam</p><p>Eric Idle</p><p>Terry Jones</p><p>Michael Palin</p><p> </p><p>Released: April 3, 1975</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $400,000 ($2.2M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross $5M ($27.7M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.2/10 Rotten Tomatoes 98% </p><p>Metacritic 91% Google Users 91% </p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Big Cheif sitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio. Edgar Allan Poe's shaved muse.</p><p> </p><p>No awards, but garnered high praise when it came out.</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>In AD 932, King Arthur and his squire, Patsy, travel Britain searching for men to join the Knights of the Round Table. Along the way, Arthur debates whether swallows could carry coconuts, passes through a town infected with the Black Death, recounts receiving Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake to two anarcho-syndicalist peasants, defeats the Black Knight and observes an impromptu witch trial. He recruits Sir Bedevere the Wise, Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Galahad the Pure, and Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, along with their squires and Robin's minstrels. Arthur leads the knights to Camelot, but, after a musical number, changes his mind, deeming it "a silly place". As they turn away, God appears and orders Arthur to find the Holy Grail.</p><p> </p><p>Arthur and his knights arrive at a castle occupied by French soldiers, who claim to have the Grail and taunt the Britons, driving them back with a barrage of barnyard animals. Bedevere concocts a plan to sneak in using a Trojan Rabbit, but no one hides inside it, and the Britons are forced to flee when it is flung back at them. Arthur decides the knights should go their separate ways to search for the Grail.</p><p>A modern-day historian filming a documentary on the Arthurian legends is killed by an unknown knight on horseback, triggering a police investigation.</p><p> </p><p>Arthur and Bedevere are given directions by an old man and attempt to satisfy the strange requests of the dreaded Knights Who Say "Ni!" Sir Robin avoids a fight with a Three-Headed Knight by running away while the heads are arguing amongst themselves. Sir Galahad is led by a grail-shaped beacon to Castle Anthrax, which is occupied exclusively by young women, who wish to be punished for misleading him, but he is unwillingly "rescued" by Lancelot. Lancelot receives an arrow-shot note from Swamp Castle. Believing the note is from a lady being forced to marry against her will, he storms the castle and slaughters several members of the wedding party, only to discover the note is from an effeminate prince.</p><p> </p><p>Arthur and his knights regroup and are joined by three new knights, as well as Brother Maynard and his monk brethren. They meet Tim the Enchanter, who directs them to a cave where the location of the Grail is said to be written. The entrance to the cave is guarded by the Rabbit of Caerbannog. Underestimating it, the knights attack, but the Rabbit easily kills Bors, Gawain and Ector. Arthur uses the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch", provided by Brother Maynard, to destroy the creature. Inside the cave, they find an inscription from Joseph of Arimathea, directing them to Castle Aarrgh.</p><p> </p><p>An animated cave monster devours Brother Maynard, but Arthur and the knights escape after the animator unexpectedly suffers a fatal heart attack. The knights approach the Bridge of Death, where the bridge-keeper demands they answer three questions in order to pass or else be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Lancelot easily answers simple questions and crosses. Robin is defeated by an unexpectedly difficult question, and Galahad fails an easy one; both are magically flung into the gorge. When Arthur asks for clarification on an obscure question about swallows, the bridge-keeper cannot answer and is himself thrown into the gorge.</p><p> </p><p>Arthur and Bedevere cannot find Lancelot, unaware that he has been arrested by police investigating the historian's death. The pair reach Castle Aarrgh, but find it occupied by the French soldiers. After being repelled by showers of manure, they summon an army of knights and prepare to assault the castle. As the army charges, the police arrive, arrest Arthur and Bedevere for the murder of the historian and break the camera, ending the film.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5​</strong></p><p><strong>1: </strong>Done on an incredibly small budget, the Pythons found funding from an unlikely sources—rock bands. Groups like Led Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, and Pink Floyd helped get the money up for the production, with a portion of the funds coming from the Floyd’s album “The Dark Side of the Moon.” This is a trend that would continue later with The Life of Brian, when a large portion of the funding came from former Beatle George Harrison. When Harrison was asked why he funded the film, he responded “Because I wanted to see it.”</p><p> </p><p>2: The film also represents the directorial debuts of both Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam, who decided that anyone named Terry got to direct the Pythons’ first film. Attempting to co-direct at the same time led to conflicts, so the Terrys split up the responsibilities with Jones handling the actors while Gilliam worked on the cinematography. They’d go on to direct the remaining Python films together and Jones would additionally direct Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, while Gilliam’s lengthy directorial career would include such artistic classics as The Fisher King, Brazil, Time Bandits, Twelve Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, and more.</p><p> </p><p>3: The vicious Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog had parts of its fur dyed red to represent the blood of the knights that it spilt with its large, pointy teeth. Unfortunately, the dye used wouldn’t wash out afterwards and the rabbit’s owner was furious.</p><p> </p><p>4: By the time the Pythons actually got around to doing the credits, they’d run out of money. As a result, the credits were very simple and Palin decided to spice them up a bit by adding the Swedish subtitles and llama references. When the film was shown for the first time at Cannes, firemen rushed in at the end of the credits to evacuate the audience due to a bomb scare. The crowd didn’t leave at first because they thought it was part of the show.</p><p> </p><p>5: n part due to the low budget, Chapman and Cleese did all their own stunts for the Black Knight scene. The two used heavy swords and some acrobatics for added realism. Connie Booth had brought her and Cleese’s young daughter to the filming, who during the fight turned to her mum and said “Daddy doesn’t like that man, does he?”</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey</p><p>Chris</p><p>Stephen 1.5</p><p>Tucker 3</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3 Ghostbusters</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Color out of space</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2:Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: Ghostbusters</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (stephen, tucker, chris, trey)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Monty Python and the Holy Grail</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>**ASK CHRIS AND TREY ABOUT THEIR RATING FOR Saving Private Ryan**</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Monty Python and the Holy Grail</strong></p><p> </p><p>Director:</p><p>Terry Gilliam</p><p>Terry Jones</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Graham Chapman</p><p>John Cleese</p><p>Terry Gilliam</p><p>Eric Idle</p><p>Terry Jones</p><p>Michael Palin</p><p> </p><p>Released: April 3, 1975</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $400,000 ($2.2M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross $5M ($27.7M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.2/10 Rotten Tomatoes 98% </p><p>Metacritic 91% Google Users 91% </p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Big Cheif sitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio. Edgar Allan Poe's shaved muse.</p><p> </p><p>No awards, but garnered high praise when it came out.</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>In AD 932, King Arthur and his squire, Patsy, travel Britain searching for men to join the Knights of the Round Table. Along the way, Arthur debates whether swallows could carry coconuts, passes through a town infected with the Black Death, recounts receiving Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake to two anarcho-syndicalist peasants, defeats the Black Knight and observes an impromptu witch trial. He recruits Sir Bedevere the Wise, Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Galahad the Pure, and Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, along with their squires and Robin's minstrels. Arthur leads the knights to Camelot, but, after a musical number, changes his mind, deeming it "a silly place". As they turn away, God appears and orders Arthur to find the Holy Grail.</p><p> </p><p>Arthur and his knights arrive at a castle occupied by French soldiers, who claim to have the Grail and taunt the Britons, driving them back with a barrage of barnyard animals. Bedevere concocts a plan to sneak in using a Trojan Rabbit, but no one hides inside it, and the Britons are forced to flee when it is flung back at them. Arthur decides the knights should go their separate ways to search for the Grail.</p><p>A modern-day historian filming a documentary on the Arthurian legends is killed by an unknown knight on horseback, triggering a police investigation.</p><p> </p><p>Arthur and Bedevere are given directions by an old man and attempt to satisfy the strange requests of the dreaded Knights Who Say "Ni!" Sir Robin avoids a fight with a Three-Headed Knight by running away while the heads are arguing amongst themselves. Sir Galahad is led by a grail-shaped beacon to Castle Anthrax, which is occupied exclusively by young women, who wish to be punished for misleading him, but he is unwillingly "rescued" by Lancelot. Lancelot receives an arrow-shot note from Swamp Castle. Believing the note is from a lady being forced to marry against her will, he storms the castle and slaughters several members of the wedding party, only to discover the note is from an effeminate prince.</p><p> </p><p>Arthur and his knights regroup and are joined by three new knights, as well as Brother Maynard and his monk brethren. They meet Tim the Enchanter, who directs them to a cave where the location of the Grail is said to be written. The entrance to the cave is guarded by the Rabbit of Caerbannog. Underestimating it, the knights attack, but the Rabbit easily kills Bors, Gawain and Ector. Arthur uses the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch", provided by Brother Maynard, to destroy the creature. Inside the cave, they find an inscription from Joseph of Arimathea, directing them to Castle Aarrgh.</p><p> </p><p>An animated cave monster devours Brother Maynard, but Arthur and the knights escape after the animator unexpectedly suffers a fatal heart attack. The knights approach the Bridge of Death, where the bridge-keeper demands they answer three questions in order to pass or else be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Lancelot easily answers simple questions and crosses. Robin is defeated by an unexpectedly difficult question, and Galahad fails an easy one; both are magically flung into the gorge. When Arthur asks for clarification on an obscure question about swallows, the bridge-keeper cannot answer and is himself thrown into the gorge.</p><p> </p><p>Arthur and Bedevere cannot find Lancelot, unaware that he has been arrested by police investigating the historian's death. The pair reach Castle Aarrgh, but find it occupied by the French soldiers. After being repelled by showers of manure, they summon an army of knights and prepare to assault the castle. As the army charges, the police arrive, arrest Arthur and Bedevere for the murder of the historian and break the camera, ending the film.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5​</strong></p><p><strong>1: </strong>Done on an incredibly small budget, the Pythons found funding from an unlikely sources—rock bands. Groups like Led Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, and Pink Floyd helped get the money up for the production, with a portion of the funds coming from the Floyd’s album “The Dark Side of the Moon.” This is a trend that would continue later with The Life of Brian, when a large portion of the funding came from former Beatle George Harrison. When Harrison was asked why he funded the film, he responded “Because I wanted to see it.”</p><p> </p><p>2: The film also represents the directorial debuts of both Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam, who decided that anyone named Terry got to direct the Pythons’ first film. Attempting to co-direct at the same time led to conflicts, so the Terrys split up the responsibilities with Jones handling the actors while Gilliam worked on the cinematography. They’d go on to direct the remaining Python films together and Jones would additionally direct Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, while Gilliam’s lengthy directorial career would include such artistic classics as The Fisher King, Brazil, Time Bandits, Twelve Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, and more.</p><p> </p><p>3: The vicious Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog had parts of its fur dyed red to represent the blood of the knights that it spilt with its large, pointy teeth. Unfortunately, the dye used wouldn’t wash out afterwards and the rabbit’s owner was furious.</p><p> </p><p>4: By the time the Pythons actually got around to doing the credits, they’d run out of money. As a result, the credits were very simple and Palin decided to spice them up a bit by adding the Swedish subtitles and llama references. When the film was shown for the first time at Cannes, firemen rushed in at the end of the credits to evacuate the audience due to a bomb scare. The crowd didn’t leave at first because they thought it was part of the show.</p><p> </p><p>5: n part due to the low budget, Chapman and Cleese did all their own stunts for the Black Knight scene. The two used heavy swords and some acrobatics for added realism. Connie Booth had brought her and Cleese’s young daughter to the filming, who during the fight turned to her mum and said “Daddy doesn’t like that man, does he?”</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey</p><p>Chris</p><p>Stephen 1.5</p><p>Tucker 3</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3 Ghostbusters</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Color out of space</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2:Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: Ghostbusters</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The highly quotable, instant classic, and very memeable comedy masterpiece gets run through the ringer with The Guys. Listen on as they break down some of the funniest scenes, discuss who is funnier: Monty Python or Jim Carrey? And if an unladen swallow could carry a coconut? Find out when The Guys Review... Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The highly quotable, instant classic, and very memeable comedy masterpiece gets run through the ringer with The Guys. Listen on as they break down some of the funniest scenes, discuss who is funnier: Monty Python or Jim Carrey? And if an unladen swallow could carry a coconut? Find out when The Guys Review... Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 

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      <title>Saving Private Ryan</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Saving Private Ryan</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>**ASK CHRIS AND TREY ABOUT THEIR RATING FOR GHOSTBUSTERS**</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Saving Private Ryan</strong></p><p> </p><p>Director: Steven Spielberg</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Tom Hanks</p><p>Edward Burns</p><p>Matt Damon</p><p>Tom Sizemore</p><p> </p><p>Released: July 24, 1998</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $70M ($127.5M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross $485M ($883.1M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 94% </p><p>Metacritic 91% Google Users 93% </p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Big Chief sitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio. Edgar Allan Poe's shaved muse.</p><p> </p><p>The film was nominated for eleven Academy Awards at the 71st annual ceremony, including Best Picture, Best Actor for Tom Hanks, and Best Original Screenplay. The film won five of these, including Best Cinematography, Best Sound, Best Sound Effects Editing, Best Film Editing, and Best Director for Spielberg, his second win in that category.</p><p> </p><p>After the film lost the Best Picture award to <i>Shakespeare in Love</i>, many film pundits criticized the Academy's decision not to award the film with the Best Picture Oscar and has continued to be considered as one of the biggest snubs in the ceremony's history.</p><p> </p><p>The film also won the Golden Globes for Best Motion Picture – Drama and Director, the BAFTA Award for Special Effects and Sound, the Directors Guild of America Award, a Grammy Award for Best Film Soundtrack, the Producers Guild of America Golden Laurel Award, and the Saturn Award for Best Action, Adventure, or Thriller Film.</p><p> </p><p>Saving Piivate Ryan comes in at #71 of AFI's</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p>An elderly veteran visits the Normandy Cemetery with his family. At a specific grave, he is overcome with emotion and begins to recall his time as a soldier.</p><p> </p><p>On the morning of June 6, 1944, the U.S. Army lands at Omaha Beach as part of the Normandy invasion. Captain John H. Miller leads his command, Company C, 2nd Ranger Battalion in a breakout from the beach. The staff at the United States Department of War learns that James Francis Ryan of the 101st Airborne Division is missing and presumed to be the last survivor of four brothers who are all in the military. General George C. Marshall orders Ryan to be found and sent home so that his family will not lose all its sons.</p><p> </p><p>Miller is ordered to lead a detachment in finding Ryan. As they arrive in the contested town of Neuville between German defenders and the 101st Airborne, Caparzo is killed by a German sniper. Miller and his men find a paratrooper named Ryan but he is not the one for whom they are searching, and they are directed to a rally point where James Francis Ryan's unit should be. Miller learns that Ryan is defending a key bridge in the town of Ramelle. En route, Miller decides against the judgment of his soldiers to neutralize a German machine gun nest, which results in Wade's death. A surviving German soldier is spared by the intervention of Upham, the detachment's interpreter, who is unused to the horrors of combat. Miller blindfolds the soldier, who has been nicknamed "Steamboat Willie", and orders him to surrender to the next Allied patrol. When Reiben threatens to desert, Miller defuses the situation by calmly telling a story that reveals his civilian background as a teacher and baseball coach, of which he has not previously spoken, and which has been the subject of much speculation among his men and a pool of about $300.</p><p> </p><p>Upon arriving in Ramelle, Miller's detachment makes contact with Ryan and informs him of his brothers' deaths. Though deeply upset, Ryan refuses to abandon his post defending the town’s bridge, and the town soon comes under siege by attacking Germans. Miller assumes command as the only officer present. He and his unit fight alongside the 101st, but the German armor advantage takes a toll on the Americans. Jackson, Mellish and Horvath are killed along with most of the paratroopers as the Americans retreat across the town’s bridge. During the final assault on the bridge, Steamboat Willie reappears and shoots Miller as he attempts to blow the bridge with pre-placed explosives, but before the German force can capture it American P-51 Mustang fighter planes and Sherman tanks arrive and halt their advance. Upham confronts Steamboat Willie, who attempts to talk Upham into letting him go again; Upham instead shoots and kills him. The mortally wounded Miller tells Ryan to "earn this" before dying, referring to the sacrifices others have made so that Ryan can have a postwar life.</p><p> </p><p>Returning to the present, Ryan is revealed to be the elderly veteran and the grave to be Miller's. Ryan expresses gratitude for the sacrifices made by Miller and his men, says he hopes he "earned it", and salutes the grave.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5​</strong></p><p><strong>1: The plot was loosely inspired by the true story of the Niland brothers</strong></p><p>Screenwriter Robert Rodat was initially inspired to write <i>Saving Private Ryan</i> when he saw a monument to the four sons of Agnes Allison, who were all killed in the American Civil War. However, when the premise got into the hands of producer Mark Gordon and eventually director Steven Spielberg, inspiration came from the true story of the Niland brothers. They were four brothers fighting in World War II.</p><p>Two of them died and two survived. However, it was initially thought that only one of them survived, as the other one was missing and presumed dead. He turned out to be a prisoner of war in a Japanese internment camp.</p><p> </p><p>2: <strong>Steven Spielberg would’ve released the movie with an NC-17 rating</strong></p><p>While he was making <i>Saving Private Ryan</i>, Steven Spielberg feared that the movie’s brutal violence would lead the MPAA to assign it an NC-17 rating. Big Hollywood studios usually strive to avoid NC-17 ratings like the Bubonic Plague, and make whatever cuts are necessary to change the rating, because they’re box office poison. Some theaters won’t show them and the ones that will show them can only admit audience members over a certain age. But Spielberg was so happy with <i>Saving Private Ryan</i> that if it had come back from the MPAA with an NC-17 rating, he still would’ve released it.</p><p> </p><p>3: <strong>The gunfire sound effects are authentic</strong></p><p>To acquire the right sound effects for the guns used in the movie, <i>Saving Private Ryan</i>’s sound team went to a live machine gun firing range near Atlanta that was owned by a weapons manufacturer. There, they sourced all of the period-specific weaponry that was being used in the movie, that they needed to find the sounds for, and they just started firing them at the shooting range.</p><p> </p><p>4: <i><strong>Saving Private Ryan</strong></i><strong> is the last non-digitally edited Best Film Editing winner</strong></p><p>Pretty much every movie in the last 20 years has been digitally edited because digital editing – while losing some of the soul of the filmmaking process – is a lot cheaper, easier, and more secure than the old “cutting room” method. <i>Saving Private Ryan</i> was the last movie to be edited using non-digital technology to win the Academy Award for Best Film Editing. Every subsequent winner of the Oscar for editing has been edited digitally. And digital isn’t going away any time soon, so <i>Saving Private Ryan</i> will probably hold onto the distinction of last non-digitally edited Best Film Editing winner indefinitely.</p><p> </p><p>5: <strong>The D-Day landings sequence cost $11 million</strong></p><p><i>Saving Private Ryan</i>’s opening D-Day landings scene took up a hefty chunk of the film’s $70 million budget, costing $11 million to pull off. Steven Spielberg decided chose not to storyboard the sequence at all, instead letting the action tell him where to point the camera (he elected to use a handheld camera for the scene) on the days of shooting. The producers recruited 40 barrels of fake blood and more than 1,000 extras for the scene. Between 20 and 30 of these extras were amputees who could be fitted with prosthetic limbs for the sole purpose of being blown off in explosions.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD** - Dude on top of the tank at the end who didn't move, and got blown up. Obviously it was a mannequin.</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey</p><p>Chris</p><p>Stephen .5</p><p>Tucker .5</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3 Ghostbusters</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Color out of space</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2:Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: Ghostbusters</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Saving Private Ryan</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>**ASK CHRIS AND TREY ABOUT THEIR RATING FOR GHOSTBUSTERS**</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Saving Private Ryan</strong></p><p> </p><p>Director: Steven Spielberg</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Tom Hanks</p><p>Edward Burns</p><p>Matt Damon</p><p>Tom Sizemore</p><p> </p><p>Released: July 24, 1998</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $70M ($127.5M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross $485M ($883.1M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 94% </p><p>Metacritic 91% Google Users 93% </p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Big Chief sitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio. Edgar Allan Poe's shaved muse.</p><p> </p><p>The film was nominated for eleven Academy Awards at the 71st annual ceremony, including Best Picture, Best Actor for Tom Hanks, and Best Original Screenplay. The film won five of these, including Best Cinematography, Best Sound, Best Sound Effects Editing, Best Film Editing, and Best Director for Spielberg, his second win in that category.</p><p> </p><p>After the film lost the Best Picture award to <i>Shakespeare in Love</i>, many film pundits criticized the Academy's decision not to award the film with the Best Picture Oscar and has continued to be considered as one of the biggest snubs in the ceremony's history.</p><p> </p><p>The film also won the Golden Globes for Best Motion Picture – Drama and Director, the BAFTA Award for Special Effects and Sound, the Directors Guild of America Award, a Grammy Award for Best Film Soundtrack, the Producers Guild of America Golden Laurel Award, and the Saturn Award for Best Action, Adventure, or Thriller Film.</p><p> </p><p>Saving Piivate Ryan comes in at #71 of AFI's</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p>An elderly veteran visits the Normandy Cemetery with his family. At a specific grave, he is overcome with emotion and begins to recall his time as a soldier.</p><p> </p><p>On the morning of June 6, 1944, the U.S. Army lands at Omaha Beach as part of the Normandy invasion. Captain John H. Miller leads his command, Company C, 2nd Ranger Battalion in a breakout from the beach. The staff at the United States Department of War learns that James Francis Ryan of the 101st Airborne Division is missing and presumed to be the last survivor of four brothers who are all in the military. General George C. Marshall orders Ryan to be found and sent home so that his family will not lose all its sons.</p><p> </p><p>Miller is ordered to lead a detachment in finding Ryan. As they arrive in the contested town of Neuville between German defenders and the 101st Airborne, Caparzo is killed by a German sniper. Miller and his men find a paratrooper named Ryan but he is not the one for whom they are searching, and they are directed to a rally point where James Francis Ryan's unit should be. Miller learns that Ryan is defending a key bridge in the town of Ramelle. En route, Miller decides against the judgment of his soldiers to neutralize a German machine gun nest, which results in Wade's death. A surviving German soldier is spared by the intervention of Upham, the detachment's interpreter, who is unused to the horrors of combat. Miller blindfolds the soldier, who has been nicknamed "Steamboat Willie", and orders him to surrender to the next Allied patrol. When Reiben threatens to desert, Miller defuses the situation by calmly telling a story that reveals his civilian background as a teacher and baseball coach, of which he has not previously spoken, and which has been the subject of much speculation among his men and a pool of about $300.</p><p> </p><p>Upon arriving in Ramelle, Miller's detachment makes contact with Ryan and informs him of his brothers' deaths. Though deeply upset, Ryan refuses to abandon his post defending the town’s bridge, and the town soon comes under siege by attacking Germans. Miller assumes command as the only officer present. He and his unit fight alongside the 101st, but the German armor advantage takes a toll on the Americans. Jackson, Mellish and Horvath are killed along with most of the paratroopers as the Americans retreat across the town’s bridge. During the final assault on the bridge, Steamboat Willie reappears and shoots Miller as he attempts to blow the bridge with pre-placed explosives, but before the German force can capture it American P-51 Mustang fighter planes and Sherman tanks arrive and halt their advance. Upham confronts Steamboat Willie, who attempts to talk Upham into letting him go again; Upham instead shoots and kills him. The mortally wounded Miller tells Ryan to "earn this" before dying, referring to the sacrifices others have made so that Ryan can have a postwar life.</p><p> </p><p>Returning to the present, Ryan is revealed to be the elderly veteran and the grave to be Miller's. Ryan expresses gratitude for the sacrifices made by Miller and his men, says he hopes he "earned it", and salutes the grave.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5​</strong></p><p><strong>1: The plot was loosely inspired by the true story of the Niland brothers</strong></p><p>Screenwriter Robert Rodat was initially inspired to write <i>Saving Private Ryan</i> when he saw a monument to the four sons of Agnes Allison, who were all killed in the American Civil War. However, when the premise got into the hands of producer Mark Gordon and eventually director Steven Spielberg, inspiration came from the true story of the Niland brothers. They were four brothers fighting in World War II.</p><p>Two of them died and two survived. However, it was initially thought that only one of them survived, as the other one was missing and presumed dead. He turned out to be a prisoner of war in a Japanese internment camp.</p><p> </p><p>2: <strong>Steven Spielberg would’ve released the movie with an NC-17 rating</strong></p><p>While he was making <i>Saving Private Ryan</i>, Steven Spielberg feared that the movie’s brutal violence would lead the MPAA to assign it an NC-17 rating. Big Hollywood studios usually strive to avoid NC-17 ratings like the Bubonic Plague, and make whatever cuts are necessary to change the rating, because they’re box office poison. Some theaters won’t show them and the ones that will show them can only admit audience members over a certain age. But Spielberg was so happy with <i>Saving Private Ryan</i> that if it had come back from the MPAA with an NC-17 rating, he still would’ve released it.</p><p> </p><p>3: <strong>The gunfire sound effects are authentic</strong></p><p>To acquire the right sound effects for the guns used in the movie, <i>Saving Private Ryan</i>’s sound team went to a live machine gun firing range near Atlanta that was owned by a weapons manufacturer. There, they sourced all of the period-specific weaponry that was being used in the movie, that they needed to find the sounds for, and they just started firing them at the shooting range.</p><p> </p><p>4: <i><strong>Saving Private Ryan</strong></i><strong> is the last non-digitally edited Best Film Editing winner</strong></p><p>Pretty much every movie in the last 20 years has been digitally edited because digital editing – while losing some of the soul of the filmmaking process – is a lot cheaper, easier, and more secure than the old “cutting room” method. <i>Saving Private Ryan</i> was the last movie to be edited using non-digital technology to win the Academy Award for Best Film Editing. Every subsequent winner of the Oscar for editing has been edited digitally. And digital isn’t going away any time soon, so <i>Saving Private Ryan</i> will probably hold onto the distinction of last non-digitally edited Best Film Editing winner indefinitely.</p><p> </p><p>5: <strong>The D-Day landings sequence cost $11 million</strong></p><p><i>Saving Private Ryan</i>’s opening D-Day landings scene took up a hefty chunk of the film’s $70 million budget, costing $11 million to pull off. Steven Spielberg decided chose not to storyboard the sequence at all, instead letting the action tell him where to point the camera (he elected to use a handheld camera for the scene) on the days of shooting. The producers recruited 40 barrels of fake blood and more than 1,000 extras for the scene. Between 20 and 30 of these extras were amputees who could be fitted with prosthetic limbs for the sole purpose of being blown off in explosions.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD** - Dude on top of the tank at the end who didn't move, and got blown up. Obviously it was a mannequin.</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey</p><p>Chris</p><p>Stephen .5</p><p>Tucker .5</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3 Ghostbusters</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Color out of space</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2:Saving Private Ryan</p><p>3: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: Ghostbusters</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Saving Private Ryan. The 1998 WW2 epic from Steven Spielberg, starring Tom Hanks, Edward Burns, Matt Damon, Tom Sizemore, and many MANY more. Listen on as three dudes have zero military experience and no combat experience, review a movie about WW2 combat, loss, and potential PTSD. As Trey says, we&apos;re pandering to the Veterans for Veterans Day. Listen on as The Guys march through war torn France when The Guys Review... Saving Private Ryan. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Saving Private Ryan. The 1998 WW2 epic from Steven Spielberg, starring Tom Hanks, Edward Burns, Matt Damon, Tom Sizemore, and many MANY more. Listen on as three dudes have zero military experience and no combat experience, review a movie about WW2 combat, loss, and potential PTSD. As Trey says, we&apos;re pandering to the Veterans for Veterans Day. Listen on as The Guys march through war torn France when The Guys Review... Saving Private Ryan. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Ghostbusters</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Ghostbusters         (im starting to hate the swedish translation of movies. Now in swedish Ghostbusters is called Ghostleague)</strong></p><p> </p><p>Director: Ivan Riteman</p><p> </p><p>Writers: Dan Aykroyd. Harold Ramis. Rick Moranis(uncredited)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Bill Murrey</p><p>Dan Aykroyd</p><p>Sigourney Weaver</p><p>Harold Ramis</p><p>Rick Moranis</p><p>Ernie Hudson</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Released: June 8, 1984</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $30M ($85,700,096.25M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross US & Canada $243,578,797M   ($695,824,211.55M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Opening weekend US & Canada $13,578,151M in JUN 10, 1984 ($38,788,294.92M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross worldwide $296,578,797M ($847,227,714.92M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 63% </p><p>Metacritic 71% Google Users 86% </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Big Cheif sitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio. Edgar Allan Poe's shaved muse.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Academy Awards, USA 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Oscar</p><p>Best Effects, Visual Effects</p><p>Richard Edlund</p><p>John Bruno</p><p>Mark Vargo</p><p>Chuck Gaspar</p><p> </p><p>Best Music, Original Song</p><p>Ray Parker Jr.</p><p> </p><p>For the song "Ghostbusters".</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>BAFTA Awards 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>BAFTA Film Award</p><p>Best Original Song</p><p>Ray Parker Jr.</p><p> </p><p>For the song "Ghostbusters".</p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>BAFTA Film Award</p><p>Best Special Visual Effects</p><p>Richard Edlund</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Saturn Award</p><p>Best Fantasy Film</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Golden Globes, USA 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Golden Globe</p><p>Best Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical</p><p> </p><p>Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical</p><p>Bill Murray</p><p> </p><p>Best Original Song - Motion Picture</p><p>Ray Parker Jr.</p><p> </p><p>Song: "Ghostbusters"</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Golden Screen, Germany 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Golden Screen</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Grammy Awards 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Grammy</p><p>Best Album of Original Score Written for a Motion Picture or Television Special</p><p>Ray Parker Jr.</p><p>Kevin O'Neal</p><p>Bobby Alessi</p><p>Tom Bailey</p><p>Graham Russell</p><p>David Foster</p><p>Jay Graydon</p><p>Diane Warren</p><p>Mick Smiley</p><p>Elmer Bernstein</p><p> </p><p><strong>Hugo Awards 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Hugo</p><p>Best Dramatic Presentation</p><p>Ivan Reitman (director)</p><p>Dan Aykroyd (written by)</p><p>Harold Ramis (written by)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>National Film Preservation Board, USA 2015</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>National Film Registry</p><p>National Film Preservation Board</p><p> </p><p><strong>Online Film & Television Association 2021</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>OFTA Film Hall of Fame</p><p>Song</p><p> </p><p>"Ghostbusters"</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Online Film & Television Association 2016</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>OFTA Film Hall of Fame</p><p>Motion Picture</p><p> </p><p><strong>Young Artist Awards 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Young Artist Award</p><p>Best Family Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p>After Columbia University parapsychology professors Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, and Egon Spengler experience their first encounter with a ghost at the New York Public Library, the university dean dismisses the credibility of their paranormal-focused research and fires them. The trio responds by establishing "Ghostbusters", a paranormal investigation and elimination service operating out of a disused firehouse. They develop high-tech nuclear-powered equipment to capture and contain ghosts, although business is initially slow.</p><p> </p><p>After a paranormal encounter in her apartment, cellist Dana Barrett calls the Ghostbusters. She recounts witnessing a demonic dog-like creature in her refrigerator utter a single word: "Zuul". Ray and Egon research Zuul and details of Dana's building while Peter inspects her apartment and unsuccessfully attempts to seduce her. The Ghostbusters are hired to remove a gluttonous ghost, Slimer, from the Sedgewick Hotel. Having failed to properly test their equipment, Egon warns the group that crossing the energy streams of their proton pack weapons could cause a catastrophic explosion. They capture the ghost and deposit it in an ecto-containment unit under the firehouse. Supernatural activity rapidly increases across the city and the Ghostbusters become famous; they hire a fourth member, Winston Zeddemore, to cope with the growing demand.</p><p> </p><p>Suspicious of the Ghostbusters, Environmental Protection Agency inspector Walter Peck asks to evaluate their equipment but Peter rebuffs him. Egon warns that the containment unit is nearing capacity and supernatural energy is surging across the city. Peter meets with Dana and informs her Zuul was a demigod worshipped as a servant to "Gozer the Gozerian", a shapeshifting god of destruction. Upon returning home, she is possessed by Zuul; a similar entity possesses her neighbor, Louis Tully. Peter arrives and finds the possessed Dana/Zuul claiming to be "the Gatekeeper". Louis is brought to Egon by police officers and claims he is "Vinz Clortho, the Keymaster". The Ghostbusters agree to keep the pair separated.</p><p> </p><p>Peck returns with law enforcement and city workers to have the Ghostbusters arrested and their containment unit deactivated, causing an explosion that releases the captured ghosts. Louis/Vinz escapes in the confusion and makes his way to the apartment building to join Dana/Zuul. In jail, Ray and Egon reveal Ivo Shandor, leader of a Gozer-worshipping cult, designed Dana's building to function as an antenna to attract and concentrate spiritual energy to summon Gozer and bring about the apocalypse. Faced with supernatural chaos across the city, the Ghostbusters convince the mayor to release them.</p><p> </p><p>The Ghostbusters travel to the apartment building roof as Dana/Zuul and Louis/Vinz open the gate between dimensions and transform into demonic dogs. Gozer appears as a woman and attacks the Ghostbusters then disappears when they attempt to retaliate. Her disembodied voice demands the Ghostbusters "choose the form of the destructor". Ray inadvertently recalls a beloved corporate mascot from his childhood, and Gozer reappears as a gigantic Stay Puft Marshmallow Man that begins destroying the city. Against his earlier advice, Egon instructs the team to cross their proton energy streams at the dimensional gate. The resulting explosion destroys Gozer's avatar, banishing it back to its dimension, and closes the gateway. The Ghostbusters rescue Dana and Louis from the wreckage and are welcomed on the street as heroes.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5​</strong></p><p><strong>Before the Ghostbusters become established in New York City, they release a commercial to advertise their services. The three original members — Peter Venkman (Bill Murrey), Ray Stantz (Dan Aykroyd), and Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis) — appear on television, with the number </strong><i><strong>555-2368</strong></i><strong>. During the film’s theatrical release in 1984, Ivan Reritman ran that very same commercial, which allowed people to call in. Callers would hear a pre-recorded message from Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd, who announced that they were unable to answer as they were busy busting ghosts! The number received 1,000 calls every hour, 24 hours a day, for several weeks! Sadly, the line is no longer operational, so if you’re being troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night, or you’re experiencing feelings of dread in your basement or attic, we don’t know what to tell you!</strong></p><p><strong>“Ghostbusters” is such an iconic title — so much so, that many fans still haven’t noticed that, following the opening scene in the New York Public Library in the original 1984 film, the title that appears on the screen is actually two words and not one, reading “Ghost Busters”! Before the filmmakers settled on the now iconic title, Dan Aykroyd originally considered the title “Ghost Smashers”, while “Ghostbreakers” was also an option. The sign outside the Ghostbusters fire station in New York even had variations of these titles during production. “Ghostbusters” wasn’t available because of </strong><i><strong>Filmation’s Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong> (1975), an unrelated TV series (there’s also a 1986 cartoon). In the end, Columbia Pictures obtained the rights, while </strong><i><strong>The Real Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong> (1986 — 1991) was so named to distinguish it from the Filmation version.</strong></p><p><strong>Despite becoming one of the most iconic characters in the entire </strong><i><strong>Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong> franchise, Slimer is never actually name-dropped in either of the two movies, </strong><i><strong>Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong> and </strong><i><strong>Ghostbusters II</strong></i><strong> (1989). However, he was referred to as “Onionhead” by the crew of the original film. The “ugly little spud” wasn’t actually named “Slimer” until the animated show, </strong><i><strong>The Real Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong>, in which he’s part of the team. It’s this that inspired his more friendly cameo in </strong><i><strong>Ghostbusters II</strong></i><strong>, in which he offers Louis Tully (Rick Moranis) a ride in a town car. Slimer isn’t the only ghost in the original movie who isn’t referred to by the name we now know him by Gozer's two minions, Vinz Clortho/the keymaster and Zuul/the gatekeeper are never referred to as "terror dogs", despite the hellhounds now being synonymous with the name.</strong></p><p><strong>As well as being called “Onionhead” by the crew members of the original 1984 film, Slimer also went by another name — “The Ghost of John Belushi”, something Dan Aykroyd started. Aykroyd has since confirmed that Slimer was heavily inspired by the late John Belushi. For starters, the green spook’s hankering for food was based on Belushi’s cafeteria scene in </strong><i><strong>National Lampoon’s Animal House</strong></i><strong> (1978). The role of Peter Venkman was originally written for the actor, however, he passed away while Aykroyd was working on the script in early 1984. While there are no direct references to the actor in the film, there are plenty throughout IDW’s </strong><i><strong>Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong> comic book series, some of which even feature Belushi’s character, “Joliet” Jake Blues, from </strong><i><strong>The Blues Brothers</strong></i><strong> (1980), which also stars Dan Aykroyd as Elwood Blues.</strong></p><p><strong>Once the Ghostbusters cross the streams, the rift between the two dimensions causes the Marshmallow Man to explode, raining down marshmallow on the unsuspecting New Yorkers below. But getting that amount of actual marshmallows to dump on the film’s extras was implausible. Instead, Edlund’s team collected 500-gallon batches of shaving cream to substitute for the remnants of Mr. Stay-Puft. William Atherton, who played EPA villain Walter Peck, was skeptical about having such a large amount of heavy cream dropped on him, so they tested the idea on a stuntman using only 75 pounds, and it knocked him to the ground. The stuntman was okay, and another smaller batch was collected to dump on Atherton for the final take in the film.</strong></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey</p><p>Chris</p><p>Stephen .5</p><p>Tucker .5</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Ghostbuster</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Color out of space</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>4: Ghostbusters</p><p>5: Scream</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Ghostbusters</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Ghostbusters         (im starting to hate the swedish translation of movies. Now in swedish Ghostbusters is called Ghostleague)</strong></p><p> </p><p>Director: Ivan Riteman</p><p> </p><p>Writers: Dan Aykroyd. Harold Ramis. Rick Moranis(uncredited)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Bill Murrey</p><p>Dan Aykroyd</p><p>Sigourney Weaver</p><p>Harold Ramis</p><p>Rick Moranis</p><p>Ernie Hudson</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Released: June 8, 1984</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $30M ($85,700,096.25M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross US & Canada $243,578,797M   ($695,824,211.55M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Opening weekend US & Canada $13,578,151M in JUN 10, 1984 ($38,788,294.92M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross worldwide $296,578,797M ($847,227,714.92M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 63% </p><p>Metacritic 71% Google Users 86% </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Big Cheif sitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio. Edgar Allan Poe's shaved muse.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Academy Awards, USA 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Oscar</p><p>Best Effects, Visual Effects</p><p>Richard Edlund</p><p>John Bruno</p><p>Mark Vargo</p><p>Chuck Gaspar</p><p> </p><p>Best Music, Original Song</p><p>Ray Parker Jr.</p><p> </p><p>For the song "Ghostbusters".</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>BAFTA Awards 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>BAFTA Film Award</p><p>Best Original Song</p><p>Ray Parker Jr.</p><p> </p><p>For the song "Ghostbusters".</p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>BAFTA Film Award</p><p>Best Special Visual Effects</p><p>Richard Edlund</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Saturn Award</p><p>Best Fantasy Film</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Golden Globes, USA 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Golden Globe</p><p>Best Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical</p><p> </p><p>Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical</p><p>Bill Murray</p><p> </p><p>Best Original Song - Motion Picture</p><p>Ray Parker Jr.</p><p> </p><p>Song: "Ghostbusters"</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Golden Screen, Germany 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Golden Screen</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Grammy Awards 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Grammy</p><p>Best Album of Original Score Written for a Motion Picture or Television Special</p><p>Ray Parker Jr.</p><p>Kevin O'Neal</p><p>Bobby Alessi</p><p>Tom Bailey</p><p>Graham Russell</p><p>David Foster</p><p>Jay Graydon</p><p>Diane Warren</p><p>Mick Smiley</p><p>Elmer Bernstein</p><p> </p><p><strong>Hugo Awards 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Hugo</p><p>Best Dramatic Presentation</p><p>Ivan Reitman (director)</p><p>Dan Aykroyd (written by)</p><p>Harold Ramis (written by)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>National Film Preservation Board, USA 2015</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>National Film Registry</p><p>National Film Preservation Board</p><p> </p><p><strong>Online Film & Television Association 2021</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>OFTA Film Hall of Fame</p><p>Song</p><p> </p><p>"Ghostbusters"</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Online Film & Television Association 2016</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>OFTA Film Hall of Fame</p><p>Motion Picture</p><p> </p><p><strong>Young Artist Awards 1985</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Young Artist Award</p><p>Best Family Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p>After Columbia University parapsychology professors Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, and Egon Spengler experience their first encounter with a ghost at the New York Public Library, the university dean dismisses the credibility of their paranormal-focused research and fires them. The trio responds by establishing "Ghostbusters", a paranormal investigation and elimination service operating out of a disused firehouse. They develop high-tech nuclear-powered equipment to capture and contain ghosts, although business is initially slow.</p><p> </p><p>After a paranormal encounter in her apartment, cellist Dana Barrett calls the Ghostbusters. She recounts witnessing a demonic dog-like creature in her refrigerator utter a single word: "Zuul". Ray and Egon research Zuul and details of Dana's building while Peter inspects her apartment and unsuccessfully attempts to seduce her. The Ghostbusters are hired to remove a gluttonous ghost, Slimer, from the Sedgewick Hotel. Having failed to properly test their equipment, Egon warns the group that crossing the energy streams of their proton pack weapons could cause a catastrophic explosion. They capture the ghost and deposit it in an ecto-containment unit under the firehouse. Supernatural activity rapidly increases across the city and the Ghostbusters become famous; they hire a fourth member, Winston Zeddemore, to cope with the growing demand.</p><p> </p><p>Suspicious of the Ghostbusters, Environmental Protection Agency inspector Walter Peck asks to evaluate their equipment but Peter rebuffs him. Egon warns that the containment unit is nearing capacity and supernatural energy is surging across the city. Peter meets with Dana and informs her Zuul was a demigod worshipped as a servant to "Gozer the Gozerian", a shapeshifting god of destruction. Upon returning home, she is possessed by Zuul; a similar entity possesses her neighbor, Louis Tully. Peter arrives and finds the possessed Dana/Zuul claiming to be "the Gatekeeper". Louis is brought to Egon by police officers and claims he is "Vinz Clortho, the Keymaster". The Ghostbusters agree to keep the pair separated.</p><p> </p><p>Peck returns with law enforcement and city workers to have the Ghostbusters arrested and their containment unit deactivated, causing an explosion that releases the captured ghosts. Louis/Vinz escapes in the confusion and makes his way to the apartment building to join Dana/Zuul. In jail, Ray and Egon reveal Ivo Shandor, leader of a Gozer-worshipping cult, designed Dana's building to function as an antenna to attract and concentrate spiritual energy to summon Gozer and bring about the apocalypse. Faced with supernatural chaos across the city, the Ghostbusters convince the mayor to release them.</p><p> </p><p>The Ghostbusters travel to the apartment building roof as Dana/Zuul and Louis/Vinz open the gate between dimensions and transform into demonic dogs. Gozer appears as a woman and attacks the Ghostbusters then disappears when they attempt to retaliate. Her disembodied voice demands the Ghostbusters "choose the form of the destructor". Ray inadvertently recalls a beloved corporate mascot from his childhood, and Gozer reappears as a gigantic Stay Puft Marshmallow Man that begins destroying the city. Against his earlier advice, Egon instructs the team to cross their proton energy streams at the dimensional gate. The resulting explosion destroys Gozer's avatar, banishing it back to its dimension, and closes the gateway. The Ghostbusters rescue Dana and Louis from the wreckage and are welcomed on the street as heroes.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5​</strong></p><p><strong>Before the Ghostbusters become established in New York City, they release a commercial to advertise their services. The three original members — Peter Venkman (Bill Murrey), Ray Stantz (Dan Aykroyd), and Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis) — appear on television, with the number </strong><i><strong>555-2368</strong></i><strong>. During the film’s theatrical release in 1984, Ivan Reritman ran that very same commercial, which allowed people to call in. Callers would hear a pre-recorded message from Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd, who announced that they were unable to answer as they were busy busting ghosts! The number received 1,000 calls every hour, 24 hours a day, for several weeks! Sadly, the line is no longer operational, so if you’re being troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night, or you’re experiencing feelings of dread in your basement or attic, we don’t know what to tell you!</strong></p><p><strong>“Ghostbusters” is such an iconic title — so much so, that many fans still haven’t noticed that, following the opening scene in the New York Public Library in the original 1984 film, the title that appears on the screen is actually two words and not one, reading “Ghost Busters”! Before the filmmakers settled on the now iconic title, Dan Aykroyd originally considered the title “Ghost Smashers”, while “Ghostbreakers” was also an option. The sign outside the Ghostbusters fire station in New York even had variations of these titles during production. “Ghostbusters” wasn’t available because of </strong><i><strong>Filmation’s Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong> (1975), an unrelated TV series (there’s also a 1986 cartoon). In the end, Columbia Pictures obtained the rights, while </strong><i><strong>The Real Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong> (1986 — 1991) was so named to distinguish it from the Filmation version.</strong></p><p><strong>Despite becoming one of the most iconic characters in the entire </strong><i><strong>Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong> franchise, Slimer is never actually name-dropped in either of the two movies, </strong><i><strong>Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong> and </strong><i><strong>Ghostbusters II</strong></i><strong> (1989). However, he was referred to as “Onionhead” by the crew of the original film. The “ugly little spud” wasn’t actually named “Slimer” until the animated show, </strong><i><strong>The Real Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong>, in which he’s part of the team. It’s this that inspired his more friendly cameo in </strong><i><strong>Ghostbusters II</strong></i><strong>, in which he offers Louis Tully (Rick Moranis) a ride in a town car. Slimer isn’t the only ghost in the original movie who isn’t referred to by the name we now know him by Gozer's two minions, Vinz Clortho/the keymaster and Zuul/the gatekeeper are never referred to as "terror dogs", despite the hellhounds now being synonymous with the name.</strong></p><p><strong>As well as being called “Onionhead” by the crew members of the original 1984 film, Slimer also went by another name — “The Ghost of John Belushi”, something Dan Aykroyd started. Aykroyd has since confirmed that Slimer was heavily inspired by the late John Belushi. For starters, the green spook’s hankering for food was based on Belushi’s cafeteria scene in </strong><i><strong>National Lampoon’s Animal House</strong></i><strong> (1978). The role of Peter Venkman was originally written for the actor, however, he passed away while Aykroyd was working on the script in early 1984. While there are no direct references to the actor in the film, there are plenty throughout IDW’s </strong><i><strong>Ghostbusters</strong></i><strong> comic book series, some of which even feature Belushi’s character, “Joliet” Jake Blues, from </strong><i><strong>The Blues Brothers</strong></i><strong> (1980), which also stars Dan Aykroyd as Elwood Blues.</strong></p><p><strong>Once the Ghostbusters cross the streams, the rift between the two dimensions causes the Marshmallow Man to explode, raining down marshmallow on the unsuspecting New Yorkers below. But getting that amount of actual marshmallows to dump on the film’s extras was implausible. Instead, Edlund’s team collected 500-gallon batches of shaving cream to substitute for the remnants of Mr. Stay-Puft. William Atherton, who played EPA villain Walter Peck, was skeptical about having such a large amount of heavy cream dropped on him, so they tested the idea on a stuntman using only 75 pounds, and it knocked him to the ground. The stuntman was okay, and another smaller batch was collected to dump on Atherton for the final take in the film.</strong></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey</p><p>Chris</p><p>Stephen .5</p><p>Tucker .5</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Ghostbuster</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Color out of space</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>4: Ghostbusters</p><p>5: Scream</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Ghostbusters. Is there a better way to celebrate Halloween than one of the best ghost movies ever made? Listen on as Stephen and Tucker discuss the ins and outs of whether ghosts are real, and if so, how ghost fellatio would actually work. What can I say, it&apos;s a thing. Find out if The Guys cross the streams (no homo... Ok, some homo) and liquidate this movie like a hundred foot tall marshmallow man, or or does it survive like a person in a burnt devil dog when The Guys Review... Ghostbusters.
 
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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Ghostbusters. Is there a better way to celebrate Halloween than one of the best ghost movies ever made? Listen on as Stephen and Tucker discuss the ins and outs of whether ghosts are real, and if so, how ghost fellatio would actually work. What can I say, it&apos;s a thing. Find out if The Guys cross the streams (no homo... Ok, some homo) and liquidate this movie like a hundred foot tall marshmallow man, or or does it survive like a person in a burnt devil dog when The Guys Review... Ghostbusters.
 
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, tucker, chris, trey)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/the-head-hunter-Zf4ox7VI</link>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Head Hunter. It&apos;s a film. About a guy. Who... Hunts... Heads? I don&apos;t know. I wasn&apos;t able to be at the recording this week, so I didn&apos;t watch the movie. All I know is that it was Treys pick for a &quot;Halloween&quot; movie and he never picks well. So kinda glad I didn&apos;t waste my time. Anyway, I&apos;m sure they make fun of me, and each other, which is why you&apos;re here. So lets get on with it when The Guys Review... The Head Hunter. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Head Hunter. It&apos;s a film. About a guy. Who... Hunts... Heads? I don&apos;t know. I wasn&apos;t able to be at the recording this week, so I didn&apos;t watch the movie. All I know is that it was Treys pick for a &quot;Halloween&quot; movie and he never picks well. So kinda glad I didn&apos;t waste my time. Anyway, I&apos;m sure they make fun of me, and each other, which is why you&apos;re here. So lets get on with it when The Guys Review... The Head Hunter. 

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      <title>Rob Zombie, Hellbilly Deluxe</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Rob Zombie, Hellbilly Deluxe</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Rob Zombie, Hellbilly Deluxe</strong></p><p> </p><p>Produced by Rob Zombie & Scott Humphrey</p><p> </p><p>Rob Zombie – vocals, lyrics, producer, music, production, all other art, additional photos, art direction</p><p>Riggs – guitars</p><p>Blasko – bass</p><p>Tempesta – drums</p><p>Danny Lohner – additional guitars & bass</p><p>Mark Matcho – additional guitars & bass</p><p>Tommy Lee – drums on "Meet the Creeper" and "The Ballad of Resurrection Joe and Rosa Whore"</p><p> </p><p>Released August 25, 1998</p><p> </p><p>Bugdet no budget found</p><p> </p><p>Rating: google users: 98% Rolling Stone 3/5 stars, Billboard "Favorable," Entertainment Weekly C+</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Hellbilly Deluxe is the first solo release from Rob Zombie, and the first album released after the break up of White Zombie. The album proved to be a commercial success, reaching the top five of the <i>Billboard</i> 200 and selling over three million copies in the United States.</p><p> </p><p>Awards</p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Cheif shitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio.</p><p> </p><p>United States: 3M records sold</p><p>UK: 60K</p><p>New Zealand: 15K</p><p>Canada: 200,000</p><p> </p><p>Peaked at #5 on the US Billboard top 200</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tracks</p><p>"Call of the Zombie" - Scott Humphrey, Zombie 0:30</p><p>Creepy intro, kinda sets the mood. Wonder who recorded it and how old they were.</p><p> </p><p>"Superbeast" - Humphrey, Zombie, Charlie Clouser 3:40 3rd single, released June 3, 1999</p><p>Sounds like all Zombie songs; heavy and abrassive. Very 90's/2000's sound. The video is hilarious.</p><p> </p><p>"Dragula" - Humphrey, Zombie 3:42 Lead Single from the Album, Released Aug 24, 1998</p><p>Gerat song, catchy riff, I will always associate this song with The Matrix.</p><p> </p><p>The audio clip "superstition, fear and jealousy" heard at the beginning of the song is a sample of dialogue from the 1960 horror film <i>The City of the Dead</i> (also known as <i>Horror Hotel</i>), and is spoken by Christopher Lee</p><p> </p><p>"Living Dead Girl" - Humphrey, Zombie 3:21 Second Single released Feb 16, 1999</p><p>I didn't realize I knew this song, never knew the name of it. Again, all sound similar. Heavy and gritty.</p><p> </p><p>"Perversion 99" - Humphrey, Zombie 1:43</p><p>This is a different song, def not what I expected. Just an instramental break. Sounds like commercial music or elevator music. It sounds VERY much like some phone hold music.</p><p> </p><p>"Demonoid Phenomenon" - Humphrey, Zombie 4:11</p><p>Again, very heavy, but still catchy. Good video; it's a lot of filmed concert footage, and tons of topless girls. though, they were blurred. So much kenetic, chaotic energy. I can imagine they put on a good live show.</p><p> </p><p>"Spookshow Baby" - Humphrey, Zombie 3:38</p><p>This one isn't as chaotic and messy as the other tracks. It's a good calm down track after the previous one.</p><p> </p><p>"How to Make a Monster" - Humphrey, Zombie 1:38</p><p>This has a totally different sound. It's not as industrial. Almost punk-ish. But back to the chaos and energy. Sounds like it was recorded live or in a tin can. Weird sound.</p><p> </p><p>"Meet the Creeper" - Humphrey, Zombie 3:13</p><p>Back to the Zombie sound; heavy, industrial, dark.</p><p> </p><p>"The Ballad of Resurrection Joe and Rosa Whore" - Humphrey, Zombie 3:55</p><p>I like the intro, build up. It's not as metal/heavy as the others. There it is.</p><p> </p><p>"What Lurks on Channel X?" - Humphrey, Zombie 2:29</p><p>I mean... It's kinda more of the same. I know he's saying different words in each song, but they mostly sound the same.</p><p> </p><p>"Return of the Phantom Stranger" - Humphrey, Zombie 4:32</p><p>Obviously Zombie is into classic horror, and the organ opening of this song pays to that. This is more bareable since it's not so chaotic; but still heavy and dark. This guy lives in spooky season all year round, it seems.</p><p> </p><p>"The Beginning of the End" Humphrey, Zombie 1:52</p><p>This seems to be just noise. No lyrics or anything. Interesting closer.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Chris 1.5</p><p>Stephen 3</p><p>Trey</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>4: John Wick</p><p>5: Scream</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Stephen, Trey)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/rob-zombie-hellbilly-deluxe-YhdQrvz7</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rob Zombie, Hellbilly Deluxe</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Rob Zombie, Hellbilly Deluxe</strong></p><p> </p><p>Produced by Rob Zombie & Scott Humphrey</p><p> </p><p>Rob Zombie – vocals, lyrics, producer, music, production, all other art, additional photos, art direction</p><p>Riggs – guitars</p><p>Blasko – bass</p><p>Tempesta – drums</p><p>Danny Lohner – additional guitars & bass</p><p>Mark Matcho – additional guitars & bass</p><p>Tommy Lee – drums on "Meet the Creeper" and "The Ballad of Resurrection Joe and Rosa Whore"</p><p> </p><p>Released August 25, 1998</p><p> </p><p>Bugdet no budget found</p><p> </p><p>Rating: google users: 98% Rolling Stone 3/5 stars, Billboard "Favorable," Entertainment Weekly C+</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Hellbilly Deluxe is the first solo release from Rob Zombie, and the first album released after the break up of White Zombie. The album proved to be a commercial success, reaching the top five of the <i>Billboard</i> 200 and selling over three million copies in the United States.</p><p> </p><p>Awards</p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Cheif shitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio.</p><p> </p><p>United States: 3M records sold</p><p>UK: 60K</p><p>New Zealand: 15K</p><p>Canada: 200,000</p><p> </p><p>Peaked at #5 on the US Billboard top 200</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tracks</p><p>"Call of the Zombie" - Scott Humphrey, Zombie 0:30</p><p>Creepy intro, kinda sets the mood. Wonder who recorded it and how old they were.</p><p> </p><p>"Superbeast" - Humphrey, Zombie, Charlie Clouser 3:40 3rd single, released June 3, 1999</p><p>Sounds like all Zombie songs; heavy and abrassive. Very 90's/2000's sound. The video is hilarious.</p><p> </p><p>"Dragula" - Humphrey, Zombie 3:42 Lead Single from the Album, Released Aug 24, 1998</p><p>Gerat song, catchy riff, I will always associate this song with The Matrix.</p><p> </p><p>The audio clip "superstition, fear and jealousy" heard at the beginning of the song is a sample of dialogue from the 1960 horror film <i>The City of the Dead</i> (also known as <i>Horror Hotel</i>), and is spoken by Christopher Lee</p><p> </p><p>"Living Dead Girl" - Humphrey, Zombie 3:21 Second Single released Feb 16, 1999</p><p>I didn't realize I knew this song, never knew the name of it. Again, all sound similar. Heavy and gritty.</p><p> </p><p>"Perversion 99" - Humphrey, Zombie 1:43</p><p>This is a different song, def not what I expected. Just an instramental break. Sounds like commercial music or elevator music. It sounds VERY much like some phone hold music.</p><p> </p><p>"Demonoid Phenomenon" - Humphrey, Zombie 4:11</p><p>Again, very heavy, but still catchy. Good video; it's a lot of filmed concert footage, and tons of topless girls. though, they were blurred. So much kenetic, chaotic energy. I can imagine they put on a good live show.</p><p> </p><p>"Spookshow Baby" - Humphrey, Zombie 3:38</p><p>This one isn't as chaotic and messy as the other tracks. It's a good calm down track after the previous one.</p><p> </p><p>"How to Make a Monster" - Humphrey, Zombie 1:38</p><p>This has a totally different sound. It's not as industrial. Almost punk-ish. But back to the chaos and energy. Sounds like it was recorded live or in a tin can. Weird sound.</p><p> </p><p>"Meet the Creeper" - Humphrey, Zombie 3:13</p><p>Back to the Zombie sound; heavy, industrial, dark.</p><p> </p><p>"The Ballad of Resurrection Joe and Rosa Whore" - Humphrey, Zombie 3:55</p><p>I like the intro, build up. It's not as metal/heavy as the others. There it is.</p><p> </p><p>"What Lurks on Channel X?" - Humphrey, Zombie 2:29</p><p>I mean... It's kinda more of the same. I know he's saying different words in each song, but they mostly sound the same.</p><p> </p><p>"Return of the Phantom Stranger" - Humphrey, Zombie 4:32</p><p>Obviously Zombie is into classic horror, and the organ opening of this song pays to that. This is more bareable since it's not so chaotic; but still heavy and dark. This guy lives in spooky season all year round, it seems.</p><p> </p><p>"The Beginning of the End" Humphrey, Zombie 1:52</p><p>This seems to be just noise. No lyrics or anything. Interesting closer.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Chris 1.5</p><p>Stephen 3</p><p>Trey</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>4: John Wick</p><p>5: Scream</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Rob Zombie, Hellbilly Deluxe</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Chris, Stephen, Trey</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Rob Zombie, Hellbilly Deluxe. Chris&apos; pick for spooky month, the 1998 solo album from Zombie. The album spawned 3 singles, and sold three million albums nationwide. Listen on as three guys with zero musical talent between them judge an album that sold... Well, three million times. Does the album burn with the witches and dig through the ditches, or does it get slammed in the back of the dragula? Find out when The Guys Review... Rob Zombie, Hellbilly Deluxe. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Rob Zombie, Hellbilly Deluxe. Chris&apos; pick for spooky month, the 1998 solo album from Zombie. The album spawned 3 singles, and sold three million albums nationwide. Listen on as three guys with zero musical talent between them judge an album that sold... Well, three million times. Does the album burn with the witches and dig through the ditches, or does it get slammed in the back of the dragula? Find out when The Guys Review... Rob Zombie, Hellbilly Deluxe. 

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      <title>Ernest Scared Stupid</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Ernest Scared Stupid</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Ernest scared stupid    ( here in sweden this movie is called Ernest töntarnas konung. To translate that into english its ernest king of the geeks/dweebs/nerds)</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Director: John R. Cherry III</p><p>Writers John R. Cherry III (story)   Coke Sams (story)    Charles Gale (screenplay)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Jim Varney</p><p>Eartha Kitt</p><p>Austin Nagler</p><p>Shay Astor</p><p>Jonas Moscartolo</p><p> </p><p>Released: 11 oktober 1991</p><p> </p><p>Budget</p><p>$9,6M ($20,875,488.99M in 2022)           Gross worldwide</p><p>                                       $14,143,280M ($30,754,988.11M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Opening weekend US & Canada</p><p> </p><p>$4,453,132M ($9,683,469.59M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 5.7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 17% </p><p>Metacritic 38% Google Users 80% </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>(why i give those titles and why they expand? its becaus of Game of thrones every time Daenerys (stormborn)Targaryen is represented in her scenes she gets a new title and have like 50 of them.)</p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Cheif shitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio.</p><p> </p><p>THIS DON'T HAVE ANY AWARDS. I'VE TRIED TO WATCH IT. MY  RATING SCORE 5/5 BEERS.</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>In the late 19th century, the demonic troll Trantor transforms children into wooden dolls to feast upon their energy in Briarville, Missouri. The townsfolk capture him and seal him under an oak tree, with Phineas Worrell, one of the village elders and an ancestor of Ernest P. Worrell, establishing the seal. Trantor vengefully places a curse on the Worrell family, stating that he can only be released on the night before Halloween by a Worrell. As part of the curse, every generation of Worrells will get "dumber and dumber and dumber", until the dumbest member of the family is foolish enough to release him from his earthly prison.</p><p> </p><p>One hundred years later, Ernest, a sanitation worker, helps a few of his middle school friends, Kenny Binder, Elizabeth and Joey, construct a treehouse in the same tree that unknowingly contains the dormant creature, after the mayor's sons demolished their own cardboard haunted house. When Old Lady Hackmore discovers this, she angrily leaves. Following her, Ernest learns the story of Trantor and idiotically reports it to the kids. Inadvertently, Ernest releases the troll. Joey is walking home from the treehouse when he hears something rustling through the trees. Joey slowly walks and slips down in a muddy hole. Trantor grabs Joey's wrist and turns him into a wooden doll. Ernest finds Kenny's dad, Sheriff Cliff Binder, and explains the situation but Binder does not believe him. After none of the townsfolk will assist Ernest because of the upcoming Halloween party, he mounts a one-man (and one-dog) defense operation in preparation for Trantor's appearance. Meanwhile, Trantor captures a boy on a skateboard as his second victim.</p><p> </p><p>Tom and Bobby Tulip, hoping to exploit Ernest, sell him various fake troll traps, but one backfires on the mayor's sons and Ernest loses his job. Ernest, Kenny and Elizabeth return to Hackmore, where they learn that only "the heart of a child, and a mother's care" can defeat the troll. Later that night, Trantor claims Elizabeth as his third victim as he sneaks into her house while she is resting on her bed.</p><p> </p><p>While Kenny and his friend Gregg are walking, Trantor uses Elizabeth's voice to lure Kenny away, then takes Gregg as a fourth victim. Despite parents being upset at their missing children, Mayor Murdock and Sheriff Binder still proceed with a Halloween party at the school, believing the missing children will be there. Trantor appears there and takes the mayor's oldest son as his fifth and final wooden doll. In the ensuing fight between Trantor and Ernest, Trantor turns Ernest's dog Rimshot into a wooden doll before being repelled by soft-serve ice cream on Ernest's hands. Kenny realizes that "mother's care" refers to milk and rallies a troll-fighting team to destroy them.</p><p> </p><p>Back at the treehouse, Trantor successfully summons his army of trolls while Ernest unsuccessfully tries to stop them. The townspeople show up, only for the trolls to overwhelm and beat them up. Kenny and his friends arrive and begin destroying the trolls with milk. During the fight, Trantor escapes beneath the tree where he summons the powers of the underworld, making him invincible, especially to milk. Enraged, Kenny unsuccessfully tries to destroy Trantor, who also turns Kenny into a doll. With the other townsfolk now backing him up and telling him to douse Trantor in milk, Ernest realizes that milk weakened the troll children, while unconditional love ("the heart of a child") would weaken Trantor himself. He takes Trantor and dances with him while the mob watches, overloading him with love, and finally kisses his snot-ridden nose, causing Trantor to explode.</p><p> </p><p>With Trantor's destruction, Ernest is proclaimed a hero. All of the wooden dolls are restored, including those from the early 19th century, and life returns to normal. Sheriff Binder apologizes to his son for doubting him and Ernest. Ernest is happy that his dog is also back to normal.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>TOP 5</p><p>The pizzas seen being thrown at the bullies who try to attack the kids' tree house are re-used props from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991). Both movies had the same prop master, Doug White.</p><p>The Chiodo Brothers are credited with special effects for this film, who also made Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988). Look for trolls in the finale that resemble Klowns, as well as the same spinning death effect. The Chiodos actually didn't save any of the original Klown molds. Though they may have used some ears molds. John Cherry's troll designs just happened to look a lot like the Klowns. </p><p>In the opening credits (specifically around the 00:01:16 mark), there is a quick flash of a random man. He is Robert Hill, Jr., one of the grips. His son was in the film as a child extra.</p><p>In the original script for "Ernest Scared Stupid", the villain wasn't a troll, it was actually a haunted statue. The original script had a lot of the flavor of "Scared Stupid" though. But there were no trolls; there was one statue that came to life - it was some terrible person who came back from the dead. John Cherry and Coke Sams went to Disney with that script. They both felt that it was the best thing they've ever written and that they knew what Disney wanted. But, Disney read it and their exact response was, "What were you guys smoking when you wrote this?" They added, "We want a haunted tree house." So John and Coke dismembered anything they could salvage from the original "Scared Stupid" script and cranked it into the next one.</p><p>Creature effects creator Charles Chiodo designed "Trantor" the troll using fourteen motors to operate various facial features. His teeth were fabricated from dental acrylic, his skin was "baked foam," and each eyebrow hair was inserted individually. The trolls were designed with two noses that dripped synthetic mucus, concocted from methyl cellulose, personal lubricant, and an unnamed "vegetable agent" that caused it to spoil quickly. A thicker version of the substance was used as troll saliva.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey</p><p>Chris 4</p><p>Stephen 4.5</p><p>Tucker 4.5</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>4: John Wick</p><p>5: Scream</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Ernest Scared Stupid</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Ernest scared stupid    ( here in sweden this movie is called Ernest töntarnas konung. To translate that into english its ernest king of the geeks/dweebs/nerds)</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Director: John R. Cherry III</p><p>Writers John R. Cherry III (story)   Coke Sams (story)    Charles Gale (screenplay)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Jim Varney</p><p>Eartha Kitt</p><p>Austin Nagler</p><p>Shay Astor</p><p>Jonas Moscartolo</p><p> </p><p>Released: 11 oktober 1991</p><p> </p><p>Budget</p><p>$9,6M ($20,875,488.99M in 2022)           Gross worldwide</p><p>                                       $14,143,280M ($30,754,988.11M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Opening weekend US & Canada</p><p> </p><p>$4,453,132M ($9,683,469.59M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 5.7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 17% </p><p>Metacritic 38% Google Users 80% </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>(why i give those titles and why they expand? its becaus of Game of thrones every time Daenerys (stormborn)Targaryen is represented in her scenes she gets a new title and have like 50 of them.)</p><p> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Cheif shitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio.</p><p> </p><p>THIS DON'T HAVE ANY AWARDS. I'VE TRIED TO WATCH IT. MY  RATING SCORE 5/5 BEERS.</p><p> </p><p>First Time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>In the late 19th century, the demonic troll Trantor transforms children into wooden dolls to feast upon their energy in Briarville, Missouri. The townsfolk capture him and seal him under an oak tree, with Phineas Worrell, one of the village elders and an ancestor of Ernest P. Worrell, establishing the seal. Trantor vengefully places a curse on the Worrell family, stating that he can only be released on the night before Halloween by a Worrell. As part of the curse, every generation of Worrells will get "dumber and dumber and dumber", until the dumbest member of the family is foolish enough to release him from his earthly prison.</p><p> </p><p>One hundred years later, Ernest, a sanitation worker, helps a few of his middle school friends, Kenny Binder, Elizabeth and Joey, construct a treehouse in the same tree that unknowingly contains the dormant creature, after the mayor's sons demolished their own cardboard haunted house. When Old Lady Hackmore discovers this, she angrily leaves. Following her, Ernest learns the story of Trantor and idiotically reports it to the kids. Inadvertently, Ernest releases the troll. Joey is walking home from the treehouse when he hears something rustling through the trees. Joey slowly walks and slips down in a muddy hole. Trantor grabs Joey's wrist and turns him into a wooden doll. Ernest finds Kenny's dad, Sheriff Cliff Binder, and explains the situation but Binder does not believe him. After none of the townsfolk will assist Ernest because of the upcoming Halloween party, he mounts a one-man (and one-dog) defense operation in preparation for Trantor's appearance. Meanwhile, Trantor captures a boy on a skateboard as his second victim.</p><p> </p><p>Tom and Bobby Tulip, hoping to exploit Ernest, sell him various fake troll traps, but one backfires on the mayor's sons and Ernest loses his job. Ernest, Kenny and Elizabeth return to Hackmore, where they learn that only "the heart of a child, and a mother's care" can defeat the troll. Later that night, Trantor claims Elizabeth as his third victim as he sneaks into her house while she is resting on her bed.</p><p> </p><p>While Kenny and his friend Gregg are walking, Trantor uses Elizabeth's voice to lure Kenny away, then takes Gregg as a fourth victim. Despite parents being upset at their missing children, Mayor Murdock and Sheriff Binder still proceed with a Halloween party at the school, believing the missing children will be there. Trantor appears there and takes the mayor's oldest son as his fifth and final wooden doll. In the ensuing fight between Trantor and Ernest, Trantor turns Ernest's dog Rimshot into a wooden doll before being repelled by soft-serve ice cream on Ernest's hands. Kenny realizes that "mother's care" refers to milk and rallies a troll-fighting team to destroy them.</p><p> </p><p>Back at the treehouse, Trantor successfully summons his army of trolls while Ernest unsuccessfully tries to stop them. The townspeople show up, only for the trolls to overwhelm and beat them up. Kenny and his friends arrive and begin destroying the trolls with milk. During the fight, Trantor escapes beneath the tree where he summons the powers of the underworld, making him invincible, especially to milk. Enraged, Kenny unsuccessfully tries to destroy Trantor, who also turns Kenny into a doll. With the other townsfolk now backing him up and telling him to douse Trantor in milk, Ernest realizes that milk weakened the troll children, while unconditional love ("the heart of a child") would weaken Trantor himself. He takes Trantor and dances with him while the mob watches, overloading him with love, and finally kisses his snot-ridden nose, causing Trantor to explode.</p><p> </p><p>With Trantor's destruction, Ernest is proclaimed a hero. All of the wooden dolls are restored, including those from the early 19th century, and life returns to normal. Sheriff Binder apologizes to his son for doubting him and Ernest. Ernest is happy that his dog is also back to normal.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>TOP 5</p><p>The pizzas seen being thrown at the bullies who try to attack the kids' tree house are re-used props from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991). Both movies had the same prop master, Doug White.</p><p>The Chiodo Brothers are credited with special effects for this film, who also made Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988). Look for trolls in the finale that resemble Klowns, as well as the same spinning death effect. The Chiodos actually didn't save any of the original Klown molds. Though they may have used some ears molds. John Cherry's troll designs just happened to look a lot like the Klowns. </p><p>In the opening credits (specifically around the 00:01:16 mark), there is a quick flash of a random man. He is Robert Hill, Jr., one of the grips. His son was in the film as a child extra.</p><p>In the original script for "Ernest Scared Stupid", the villain wasn't a troll, it was actually a haunted statue. The original script had a lot of the flavor of "Scared Stupid" though. But there were no trolls; there was one statue that came to life - it was some terrible person who came back from the dead. John Cherry and Coke Sams went to Disney with that script. They both felt that it was the best thing they've ever written and that they knew what Disney wanted. But, Disney read it and their exact response was, "What were you guys smoking when you wrote this?" They added, "We want a haunted tree house." So John and Coke dismembered anything they could salvage from the original "Scared Stupid" script and cranked it into the next one.</p><p>Creature effects creator Charles Chiodo designed "Trantor" the troll using fourteen motors to operate various facial features. His teeth were fabricated from dental acrylic, his skin was "baked foam," and each eyebrow hair was inserted individually. The trolls were designed with two noses that dripped synthetic mucus, concocted from methyl cellulose, personal lubricant, and an unnamed "vegetable agent" that caused it to spoil quickly. A thicker version of the substance was used as troll saliva.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey</p><p>Chris 4</p><p>Stephen 4.5</p><p>Tucker 4.5</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>4: John Wick</p><p>5: Scream</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Ernest Scared Stupid. The 1991, Ernest entry that saw an adult man with middle school &quot;friends&quot; take on an over 100 year old supernatural entity. And survive. Though, there is some speculation this could all be a fever dream or some sort of dissociative identity crisis... Who knows? Is this movie warded off by authentic, Hungarian Miak? Or does it end up a slimy, gross, pile of goo? Find out, when The Guys Review... Ernest Scared Stupid. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Ernest Scared Stupid. The 1991, Ernest entry that saw an adult man with middle school &quot;friends&quot; take on an over 100 year old supernatural entity. And survive. Though, there is some speculation this could all be a fever dream or some sort of dissociative identity crisis... Who knows? Is this movie warded off by authentic, Hungarian Miak? Or does it end up a slimy, gross, pile of goo? Find out, when The Guys Review... Ernest Scared Stupid. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Scream</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p>Scream</p><p> </p><p>Director: Wes Craven</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>David Arquette</p><p>Neve Campbell</p><p>Courteney Cox</p><p>Matthew Lillard</p><p>Rose McGowan</p><p>Skeet Ulrich</p><p>Jamie Kennedy</p><p>Drew Barrymore</p><p> </p><p>Released: December 18, 1996 (Los Angeles)</p><p>December 20, 1996 (United States)</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $14–15 million ($27.4M today)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $173 Million ($326.6 Million in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 79% </p><p>Metacritic 65% Google Users 85% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent.</p><p> </p><p>1996 International Horror Guild Best Film<i>Scream</i>Won[72]</p><p>Saturn AwardBest ActressNeve CampbellWon[68]Best DirectionWes CravenNominated[73]Best Horror Film<i>Scream</i>Won[68]Best Supporting ActorSkeet UlrichNominated[73]Best Supporting ActressDrew BarrymoreNominated[73]Best WritingKevin WilliamsonWon[68]</p><p> </p><p>1997MTV Movie AwardBest Female PerformanceNeve CampbellNominated[74]Best Movie<i>Scream</i>Won[74]</p><p> </p><p>Gérardmer Film FestivalGrand PrizeWes CravenWon[69][70]</p><p> </p><p>First Time You Saw It:</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>High school student Casey Becker is home alone when she receives a flirty phone call from an unknown person, during which they discuss horror films. However, the caller turns sadistic and threatens her life. He reveals that her boyfriend Steve Orth is bound and gagged outside on her patio and demands she answer questions about horror films. After Casey answers a question about <i>Friday the 13th</i> incorrectly, Steve is murdered in front of her. Casey is then stabbed and murdered by a person wearing a black robe and a ghost mask, and her parents find her disemboweled corpse hanging from a tree.</p><p> </p><p>News media descend on the town and a police investigation begins. As Sidney Prescott struggles with the first anniversary of her mother Maureen's rape and murder, a news reporter, Gale Weathers, who Sidney dislikes, arrives. Gale was responsible for spreading rumors and conspiracy theories about Maureen's death, insinuating that the imprisoned Cotton Weary, who had been tried and convicted of Maureen's rape and murder, was not responsible for her assault and killing. In the evening while waiting at home for her best friend Tatum Riley to arrive, Sidney gets a taunting phone call and is attacked by the killer. Sidney's boyfriend Billy Loomis arrives shortly after. When he drops his cell phone, Sidney suspects him of making the call and flees. Billy is arrested and questioned, but later, at Tatum's house, Sidney receives another ominous call.</p><p> </p><p>The next day, Billy is released and suspicion shifts to Sidney's father Neil Prescott, due to the ominous phone calls having been traced to his phone. As school is suspended in wake of the murders, the killer stabs Principal Arthur Himbry to death in his office. Tatum's boyfriend and Billy's best friend, Stu Macher, throws a party to celebrate the school's closure. Gale attends uninvited, as she expects the killer will strike again. Tatum's older brother, Deputy Sheriff Dewey Riley, also looks out for the murderer at the party. The killer then murders Tatum by crushing her neck with the garage door. Many party attendees are drawn away after hearing of Himbry's death, leaving only Sidney, Billy, their friend Randy Meeks, Stu, and Gale's cameraman Kenny.</p><p> </p><p>After having sex, Sidney and Billy are confronted by the killer and Billy is seemingly killed. Sidney escapes from the house and seeks help from Kenny, but the killer fatally slashes his throat. Gale crashes her van while escaping and Dewey is stabbed in the back while investigating in the house. Sidney takes his gun for protection. Randy and Stu show up and accuse each other of being the killer, but Sidney retreats back into the house where she finds Billy wounded. After they let Randy inside, Sidney gives Billy the gun, but Billy shoots and injures Randy, revealing himself to be the killer, having faked his attack. Stu reveals himself to be the second killer by talking into a voice changer.</p><p> </p><p>Billy and Stu corner Sidney in the kitchen and discuss their plan to kill her and pin the murder spree on her father, whom they have taken hostage. They also reveal that they murdered her mother and framed Cotton for it, as she was having an affair with Billy's father, which drove his mother away. Gale intervenes, and it allows Sidney to escape and turn the tables on the killers, taunting them with a phone call and donning the killer's costume, before knocking Billy out and dropping a television set on Stu's head, killing him. An enraged Billy awakens and attacks Sidney, but Gale shoots and injures him. Randy is revealed to be wounded but alive, and remarks that the killer always resurfaces for one last scare. As Billy rises, Sidney shoots Billy in the head, finally killing him for good. As police arrive, Dewey, badly injured, is taken away by ambulance as Gale makes an impromptu news report about the night's events.</p><p> </p><p>TOP 5 Facts</p><p> </p><p>1: Henry Winkler, who asked to go uncredited because the producers did not want to detract any attention from the younger, lesser known actors, only ever appears in three scenes in the film, all of which take place in his office.</p><p> </p><p>2: Reese Witherspoon turned down the role of Sidney Prescott.</p><p> </p><p>3: To date, this is the only Scream film in which the two killers are of the same gender, in this instance, Billy and Stu who are both male. Every other subsequent sequel with two killers featured one male and one female killer.</p><p> </p><p>4: At the start of the film when Sidney and Billy are together, "don't fear the reaper" is playing; this is preempts the identity of the killer.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey 3</p><p>Chris</p><p>Stephen 2</p><p>Tucker 1</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>4: John Wick</p><p>5: Scream</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 3 Oct 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Scream</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p>Scream</p><p> </p><p>Director: Wes Craven</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>David Arquette</p><p>Neve Campbell</p><p>Courteney Cox</p><p>Matthew Lillard</p><p>Rose McGowan</p><p>Skeet Ulrich</p><p>Jamie Kennedy</p><p>Drew Barrymore</p><p> </p><p>Released: December 18, 1996 (Los Angeles)</p><p>December 20, 1996 (United States)</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $14–15 million ($27.4M today)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $173 Million ($326.6 Million in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 79% </p><p>Metacritic 65% Google Users 85% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent.</p><p> </p><p>1996 International Horror Guild Best Film<i>Scream</i>Won[72]</p><p>Saturn AwardBest ActressNeve CampbellWon[68]Best DirectionWes CravenNominated[73]Best Horror Film<i>Scream</i>Won[68]Best Supporting ActorSkeet UlrichNominated[73]Best Supporting ActressDrew BarrymoreNominated[73]Best WritingKevin WilliamsonWon[68]</p><p> </p><p>1997MTV Movie AwardBest Female PerformanceNeve CampbellNominated[74]Best Movie<i>Scream</i>Won[74]</p><p> </p><p>Gérardmer Film FestivalGrand PrizeWes CravenWon[69][70]</p><p> </p><p>First Time You Saw It:</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>High school student Casey Becker is home alone when she receives a flirty phone call from an unknown person, during which they discuss horror films. However, the caller turns sadistic and threatens her life. He reveals that her boyfriend Steve Orth is bound and gagged outside on her patio and demands she answer questions about horror films. After Casey answers a question about <i>Friday the 13th</i> incorrectly, Steve is murdered in front of her. Casey is then stabbed and murdered by a person wearing a black robe and a ghost mask, and her parents find her disemboweled corpse hanging from a tree.</p><p> </p><p>News media descend on the town and a police investigation begins. As Sidney Prescott struggles with the first anniversary of her mother Maureen's rape and murder, a news reporter, Gale Weathers, who Sidney dislikes, arrives. Gale was responsible for spreading rumors and conspiracy theories about Maureen's death, insinuating that the imprisoned Cotton Weary, who had been tried and convicted of Maureen's rape and murder, was not responsible for her assault and killing. In the evening while waiting at home for her best friend Tatum Riley to arrive, Sidney gets a taunting phone call and is attacked by the killer. Sidney's boyfriend Billy Loomis arrives shortly after. When he drops his cell phone, Sidney suspects him of making the call and flees. Billy is arrested and questioned, but later, at Tatum's house, Sidney receives another ominous call.</p><p> </p><p>The next day, Billy is released and suspicion shifts to Sidney's father Neil Prescott, due to the ominous phone calls having been traced to his phone. As school is suspended in wake of the murders, the killer stabs Principal Arthur Himbry to death in his office. Tatum's boyfriend and Billy's best friend, Stu Macher, throws a party to celebrate the school's closure. Gale attends uninvited, as she expects the killer will strike again. Tatum's older brother, Deputy Sheriff Dewey Riley, also looks out for the murderer at the party. The killer then murders Tatum by crushing her neck with the garage door. Many party attendees are drawn away after hearing of Himbry's death, leaving only Sidney, Billy, their friend Randy Meeks, Stu, and Gale's cameraman Kenny.</p><p> </p><p>After having sex, Sidney and Billy are confronted by the killer and Billy is seemingly killed. Sidney escapes from the house and seeks help from Kenny, but the killer fatally slashes his throat. Gale crashes her van while escaping and Dewey is stabbed in the back while investigating in the house. Sidney takes his gun for protection. Randy and Stu show up and accuse each other of being the killer, but Sidney retreats back into the house where she finds Billy wounded. After they let Randy inside, Sidney gives Billy the gun, but Billy shoots and injures Randy, revealing himself to be the killer, having faked his attack. Stu reveals himself to be the second killer by talking into a voice changer.</p><p> </p><p>Billy and Stu corner Sidney in the kitchen and discuss their plan to kill her and pin the murder spree on her father, whom they have taken hostage. They also reveal that they murdered her mother and framed Cotton for it, as she was having an affair with Billy's father, which drove his mother away. Gale intervenes, and it allows Sidney to escape and turn the tables on the killers, taunting them with a phone call and donning the killer's costume, before knocking Billy out and dropping a television set on Stu's head, killing him. An enraged Billy awakens and attacks Sidney, but Gale shoots and injures him. Randy is revealed to be wounded but alive, and remarks that the killer always resurfaces for one last scare. As Billy rises, Sidney shoots Billy in the head, finally killing him for good. As police arrive, Dewey, badly injured, is taken away by ambulance as Gale makes an impromptu news report about the night's events.</p><p> </p><p>TOP 5 Facts</p><p> </p><p>1: Henry Winkler, who asked to go uncredited because the producers did not want to detract any attention from the younger, lesser known actors, only ever appears in three scenes in the film, all of which take place in his office.</p><p> </p><p>2: Reese Witherspoon turned down the role of Sidney Prescott.</p><p> </p><p>3: To date, this is the only Scream film in which the two killers are of the same gender, in this instance, Billy and Stu who are both male. Every other subsequent sequel with two killers featured one male and one female killer.</p><p> </p><p>4: At the start of the film when Sidney and Billy are together, "don't fear the reaper" is playing; this is preempts the identity of the killer.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey 3</p><p>Chris</p><p>Stephen 2</p><p>Tucker 1</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>4: John Wick</p><p>5: Scream</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Scream. The 1996 slasher that reinvigorated the whole horror/slasher genre for a new generation. It&apos;s intense writing, fast pace, and constant buzz and build keeps you on the edge of your seat to the bitter end. Do The Guys agree, or do they gut it like Steve in the very beginning of the movie? Find out when The Guys Review... Scream.

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Scream. The 1996 slasher that reinvigorated the whole horror/slasher genre for a new generation. It&apos;s intense writing, fast pace, and constant buzz and build keeps you on the edge of your seat to the bitter end. Do The Guys agree, or do they gut it like Steve in the very beginning of the movie? Find out when The Guys Review... Scream.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Trey, Chris, Tucker, Stephen)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/cant-pull-it-together-oA4NTbFs</link>
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      <itunes:title>Can&apos;t Pull It Together</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Trey, Chris, Tucker, Stephen</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Just can&apos;t pull it together. Sorry everyone, we couldn&apos;t get all of our schedules lined up to record. Stephen was out camping all weekend, and didn&apos;t get back until late, Chris was helping with family stuff, Tucker is at a confrence somewhere, and we have no idea where Trey is, he didn&apos;t answer the phone. So, we were planning on doing The Mask this week, and we&apos;ll push that off until next weekend. Thank you so much for tuning in and hope you have a good week. See you then!

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Just can&apos;t pull it together. Sorry everyone, we couldn&apos;t get all of our schedules lined up to record. Stephen was out camping all weekend, and didn&apos;t get back until late, Chris was helping with family stuff, Tucker is at a confrence somewhere, and we have no idea where Trey is, he didn&apos;t answer the phone. So, we were planning on doing The Mask this week, and we&apos;ll push that off until next weekend. Thank you so much for tuning in and hope you have a good week. See you then!

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      <title>Heaven Help Us</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Heaven Help Us</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p>Heaven Help Us</p><p> </p><p>Director: Michael Dinner</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Andrew McCarthy</p><p>Mary Stuart Masterson</p><p>Kevin Dillon</p><p>Malcolm Danare</p><p>Kate Reid</p><p>Wallace Shawn</p><p>John Heard</p><p>Donald Sutherland</p><p> </p><p>Released: Feb 8, 1985</p><p> </p><p>Budget: No Info</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $6 Million ($16.7 Million in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.9/10 Rotten Tomatoes 29% </p><p>Metacritic 64% Google Users 83% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent.</p><p> </p><p>No awards</p><p> </p><p>Plot of the movie</p><p> </p><p>In 1965, Boston teenager Michael Dunn and his young sister Boo have been sent to Brooklyn to live with their Irish-Catholic grandparents following the deaths of their parents. Michael Dunn is enrolled at St. Basil's, a strict all-boys Catholic school. His grandmother is determined to see him fulfill his parents' dream of him joining the priesthood. Dunn befriends Caesar, an overweight, bespectacled student who enjoys reading and excels academically. Caesar helps Dunn catch up with the rest of the class, but because of their association, foul-mouthed bully and school troublemaker Ed Rooney pranks Dunn outside of the soda fountain across the street from school.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>After Rooney pulls a prank on Caesar, teacher Brother Constance attempts to get Dunn to identify the prankster by striking Dunn's open palms with a paddle. Fed up with Dunn's refusal to rat out the perpetrator, Constance shoves him to the floor. Dunn lunges towards Rooney and the pair are separated. Dunn and Rooney are sent to the office of the headmaster, Brother Thadeus. Rooney, impressed by Dunn's refusal to snitch, attempts to patch things up between them, but Dunn wants nothing to do with him. After school, Rooney tells Dunn that if they do not become friends, he will have to continue in his harassment in order to save face. Reluctantly, Dunn befriends Rooney and his friends, sex obsessed Williams and naive Corbett.</p><p> </p><p>Dunn also befriends Danni, a teenaged girl who runs the soda fountain across from the school and cares for her mentally infirm father. Danni's fountain shop is raided numerous times by the Brothers, who wish to catch St. Basil's students misbehaving. The raids leave the shop in a shambles. After one raid, Dunn helps Danni clean things up, sparking a romance.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>At the sacrament of confession, Caesar enters the confessional, but Father Abruzzi becomes preoccupied with another student's misbehavior. Rooney enters the priest's booth and hears Caesar's confession, giving him the penance of befriending Rooney and making sure he gets passing grades. As a result, Caesar tutors and befriends Rooney.</p><p> </p><p>The relationship between Dunn and Danni further develops, culminating in a kiss under the boardwalk at the beach. One day, during one of the Brothers' routine raids, Danni takes a stand and locks them out. The Brothers leave, but later contact social services. A few days later, Dunn and his friends see police cars and a few of the Brothers surrounding the soda fountain door as Danni's father is led out in handcuffs. Dunn rushes in and finds that social workers are preparing to take Danni away. A shaken Dunn takes Danni in his arms. Weeping, she wants him to promise that he won't be sad over her departure.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>An angry Rooney develops another prank with the help of Caesar, Williams and Corbett to get back at the Brothers for having Danni taken away. The boys sneak onto school grounds at night and cut the head off the statue of St. Basil. During a school assembly the next day, Rooney presents Dunn with a duffel bag containing the missing head. Brother Constance sees the bag and accosts the boys into the gym, where Constance hits Corbett and Williams with a leather strap in an attempt to extract a confession for the vandalism. Caesar presents Constance with a doctor's note, presumably to exempt him from corporal punishment. Constance drags the cowering Caesar to the floor, beating him with the strap. Dunn angrily shoves Constance to the floor and then flees, with Constance and the other boys following him. The chase ends in the auditorium during the assembly. Constance backhands Dunn and calls him a bastard. Dunn then retaliates by delivering an uppercut to Constance, knocking him to the floor and causing pandemonium as the student body rises to its feet and cheers.</p><p> </p><p>Thadeus suspends all five boys for two weeks. He then presents Constance, who he claims started the altercation, with an order that he be transferred to another assignment where he will not work with children. The five boys walk out of the school downtrodden, but then joyfully realize that they will not have to attend school for two weeks.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>TOP 5 Facts</p><p> </p><p>1: Film debut of actors Kevin Dillon, Patrick Dempsey, Stephen Geoffreys, Yeardley Smith, and Maggie Wagner</p><p>2: Nancy Cartwright and Yeardley Smith both appeared in this movie years before they were both cast as the voices of Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson respectively.</p><p>3: The working title of "Heaven Help Us" was "Catholic Boys". The latter became the film's actual theatrical release title in such territories as Europe and Australia.</p><p>4: Modern audiences may be shocked at the nude swim class depicted in the film, but this was fairly common at the time. Because swimming pools didn't have adequate filtration systems, the American Public Health Association (APHA) required male public school students to swim nude between 1926 and 1962. However, since many schools were unable to afford the upgrade to their filtration systems, this tradition continued in some areas until the 1980's.</p><p>5: The name of the Catholic religious order was the real-life Order of St. Basil aka the Order of Saint Basil the Great, who was born in 330 AD and died in 379 AD.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey 1 beer</p><p>Chris 1.5</p><p>Stephen 2</p><p>Tucker</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p>National treasure</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Stephen, Trey)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/heaven-help-us-D9BSUlyI</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Heaven Help Us</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p>Heaven Help Us</p><p> </p><p>Director: Michael Dinner</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Andrew McCarthy</p><p>Mary Stuart Masterson</p><p>Kevin Dillon</p><p>Malcolm Danare</p><p>Kate Reid</p><p>Wallace Shawn</p><p>John Heard</p><p>Donald Sutherland</p><p> </p><p>Released: Feb 8, 1985</p><p> </p><p>Budget: No Info</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $6 Million ($16.7 Million in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.9/10 Rotten Tomatoes 29% </p><p>Metacritic 64% Google Users 83% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent.</p><p> </p><p>No awards</p><p> </p><p>Plot of the movie</p><p> </p><p>In 1965, Boston teenager Michael Dunn and his young sister Boo have been sent to Brooklyn to live with their Irish-Catholic grandparents following the deaths of their parents. Michael Dunn is enrolled at St. Basil's, a strict all-boys Catholic school. His grandmother is determined to see him fulfill his parents' dream of him joining the priesthood. Dunn befriends Caesar, an overweight, bespectacled student who enjoys reading and excels academically. Caesar helps Dunn catch up with the rest of the class, but because of their association, foul-mouthed bully and school troublemaker Ed Rooney pranks Dunn outside of the soda fountain across the street from school.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>After Rooney pulls a prank on Caesar, teacher Brother Constance attempts to get Dunn to identify the prankster by striking Dunn's open palms with a paddle. Fed up with Dunn's refusal to rat out the perpetrator, Constance shoves him to the floor. Dunn lunges towards Rooney and the pair are separated. Dunn and Rooney are sent to the office of the headmaster, Brother Thadeus. Rooney, impressed by Dunn's refusal to snitch, attempts to patch things up between them, but Dunn wants nothing to do with him. After school, Rooney tells Dunn that if they do not become friends, he will have to continue in his harassment in order to save face. Reluctantly, Dunn befriends Rooney and his friends, sex obsessed Williams and naive Corbett.</p><p> </p><p>Dunn also befriends Danni, a teenaged girl who runs the soda fountain across from the school and cares for her mentally infirm father. Danni's fountain shop is raided numerous times by the Brothers, who wish to catch St. Basil's students misbehaving. The raids leave the shop in a shambles. After one raid, Dunn helps Danni clean things up, sparking a romance.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>At the sacrament of confession, Caesar enters the confessional, but Father Abruzzi becomes preoccupied with another student's misbehavior. Rooney enters the priest's booth and hears Caesar's confession, giving him the penance of befriending Rooney and making sure he gets passing grades. As a result, Caesar tutors and befriends Rooney.</p><p> </p><p>The relationship between Dunn and Danni further develops, culminating in a kiss under the boardwalk at the beach. One day, during one of the Brothers' routine raids, Danni takes a stand and locks them out. The Brothers leave, but later contact social services. A few days later, Dunn and his friends see police cars and a few of the Brothers surrounding the soda fountain door as Danni's father is led out in handcuffs. Dunn rushes in and finds that social workers are preparing to take Danni away. A shaken Dunn takes Danni in his arms. Weeping, she wants him to promise that he won't be sad over her departure.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>An angry Rooney develops another prank with the help of Caesar, Williams and Corbett to get back at the Brothers for having Danni taken away. The boys sneak onto school grounds at night and cut the head off the statue of St. Basil. During a school assembly the next day, Rooney presents Dunn with a duffel bag containing the missing head. Brother Constance sees the bag and accosts the boys into the gym, where Constance hits Corbett and Williams with a leather strap in an attempt to extract a confession for the vandalism. Caesar presents Constance with a doctor's note, presumably to exempt him from corporal punishment. Constance drags the cowering Caesar to the floor, beating him with the strap. Dunn angrily shoves Constance to the floor and then flees, with Constance and the other boys following him. The chase ends in the auditorium during the assembly. Constance backhands Dunn and calls him a bastard. Dunn then retaliates by delivering an uppercut to Constance, knocking him to the floor and causing pandemonium as the student body rises to its feet and cheers.</p><p> </p><p>Thadeus suspends all five boys for two weeks. He then presents Constance, who he claims started the altercation, with an order that he be transferred to another assignment where he will not work with children. The five boys walk out of the school downtrodden, but then joyfully realize that they will not have to attend school for two weeks.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>TOP 5 Facts</p><p> </p><p>1: Film debut of actors Kevin Dillon, Patrick Dempsey, Stephen Geoffreys, Yeardley Smith, and Maggie Wagner</p><p>2: Nancy Cartwright and Yeardley Smith both appeared in this movie years before they were both cast as the voices of Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson respectively.</p><p>3: The working title of "Heaven Help Us" was "Catholic Boys". The latter became the film's actual theatrical release title in such territories as Europe and Australia.</p><p>4: Modern audiences may be shocked at the nude swim class depicted in the film, but this was fairly common at the time. Because swimming pools didn't have adequate filtration systems, the American Public Health Association (APHA) required male public school students to swim nude between 1926 and 1962. However, since many schools were unable to afford the upgrade to their filtration systems, this tradition continued in some areas until the 1980's.</p><p>5: The name of the Catholic religious order was the real-life Order of St. Basil aka the Order of Saint Basil the Great, who was born in 330 AD and died in 379 AD.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p>Trey 1 beer</p><p>Chris 1.5</p><p>Stephen 2</p><p>Tucker</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p>National treasure</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Heaven Help Us</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Chris, Stephen, Trey</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Heaven Help Us. The 1985 coming of age in a catholic high school movie that provides some laughs, and REALLY makes you thankful we don&apos;t still have corporal punishment in grade school. Also, who masterbates in a cafeteria? Honestly. Listen on as The Guys share some stories and find out if Heaven Help Us receives everlasting redemption, or will it have to say some Hail Marys and Our Fathers? Find out, when The Guys Review... Heaven Help Us. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Heaven Help Us. The 1985 coming of age in a catholic high school movie that provides some laughs, and REALLY makes you thankful we don&apos;t still have corporal punishment in grade school. Also, who masterbates in a cafeteria? Honestly. Listen on as The Guys share some stories and find out if Heaven Help Us receives everlasting redemption, or will it have to say some Hail Marys and Our Fathers? Find out, when The Guys Review... Heaven Help Us. 

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      <title>The Toxic Avenger</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><strong>(alittle side note from me, Jesus christ Chris!! The great potato famine in 1845 was more pleasent then this film, i'dont even think bleach can rinse my eyes clean after this. 10/5 beers from me</strong><br /> </p><p><strong>The toxic Avenger</strong><br /> </p><p>Directors: Michael Herz. Lloyd Kaufman</p><p>Writers: Lloyd Kaufman(story) Joe Ritter(Screenplay) Gay Partington Terry (additional material)<br /> </p><p>Edited by: Richard W. Haines</p><p>Distributed by: Troma Entertainment<br /> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><ul><li>Andree Maranda<br /> </li></ul><p>Mitch Cohen (the toxic avenger)<br /> </p><p>Jennifer Babtist<br /> </p><p>Cindy Manion</p><ul><li>Gary Schneider<br /> </li></ul><p><br /> </p><p>Released: May, 1984 and april 11, 1986<br /> </p><p> </p><p>Budget: $475.000 ($1,307,909.85M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $800,000 ($2,202,795.54M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.2/10 Rotten Tomatoes 70% </p><p>Metacritic 42% Google Users 86% </p><p><br /> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Cheif shitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio.</p><h3>Fantasporto <a href="https://www.imdb.com/event/ev0000236/1990/1?ref_=ttawd_ev_1" target="_blank">1990</a></h3><table><tbody><tr><td><strong>Nominee</strong><br />International Fantasy Film Award</td><td>Best Film<br /><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0381230?ref_=ttawd_awd_1" target="_blank">Michael Herz</a><br /><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0442207?ref_=ttawd_awd_1" target="_blank">Lloyd Kaufman</a></td></tr></tbody></table><p>TOP 5 Facts because this is a "toxic" dumpster fire there alot more facts then five this time<br /> </p><ul><li>The scene where the seeing eye dog gets shot received the most complaints by Troma up to that time.</li><li>The fast food robber who has his arm ripped off actually only had one arm. In the scene one can see that his right arm is a prosthetic, as he never moves or uses this arm until Toxie rips it off.</li><li>Patrick Kilpatrick who played Leroy (the face-painted criminal at the Mexican restaurant) quit the film after having to point a shotgun at a baby.</li><li>A deleted scene, which is available on the DVD, shows Toxie throwing a Peanut Butter and Drano sandwich, smacking the face of Sara's next door neighbor. Playing Sara's next door neighbor is Mitch Cohen without his Toxic Avenger make-up.</li><li>It took four hours to get Mitch Cohen into the Toxic Avenger costume. While wearing it, he could only eat through a straw.</li><li>While shooting in Shinbone Alley, a homeless man stole a prop gun from one of the trailers and threatened the crew.</li><li>The seeing eye dog that was shot had been trained to glide across the floor on command and its "guts" were spaghetti covered in gray paint.</li><li>The spinning newspapers were simply newspapers placed on a spinning cheese rack.</li></ul></blockquote><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com IG: @TheGuysReviewPod TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Tucker, Trey, Chris, Stephen)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/the-toxic-avenger-C4UCo_vr</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><strong>(alittle side note from me, Jesus christ Chris!! The great potato famine in 1845 was more pleasent then this film, i'dont even think bleach can rinse my eyes clean after this. 10/5 beers from me</strong><br /> </p><p><strong>The toxic Avenger</strong><br /> </p><p>Directors: Michael Herz. Lloyd Kaufman</p><p>Writers: Lloyd Kaufman(story) Joe Ritter(Screenplay) Gay Partington Terry (additional material)<br /> </p><p>Edited by: Richard W. Haines</p><p>Distributed by: Troma Entertainment<br /> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><ul><li>Andree Maranda<br /> </li></ul><p>Mitch Cohen (the toxic avenger)<br /> </p><p>Jennifer Babtist<br /> </p><p>Cindy Manion</p><ul><li>Gary Schneider<br /> </li></ul><p><br /> </p><p>Released: May, 1984 and april 11, 1986<br /> </p><p> </p><p>Budget: $475.000 ($1,307,909.85M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $800,000 ($2,202,795.54M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.2/10 Rotten Tomatoes 70% </p><p>Metacritic 42% Google Users 86% </p><p><br /> </p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys. The toxic wanker. Cheif shitting doughnut. Teepee giver to the great Cornholio.</p><h3>Fantasporto <a href="https://www.imdb.com/event/ev0000236/1990/1?ref_=ttawd_ev_1" target="_blank">1990</a></h3><table><tbody><tr><td><strong>Nominee</strong><br />International Fantasy Film Award</td><td>Best Film<br /><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0381230?ref_=ttawd_awd_1" target="_blank">Michael Herz</a><br /><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0442207?ref_=ttawd_awd_1" target="_blank">Lloyd Kaufman</a></td></tr></tbody></table><p>TOP 5 Facts because this is a "toxic" dumpster fire there alot more facts then five this time<br /> </p><ul><li>The scene where the seeing eye dog gets shot received the most complaints by Troma up to that time.</li><li>The fast food robber who has his arm ripped off actually only had one arm. In the scene one can see that his right arm is a prosthetic, as he never moves or uses this arm until Toxie rips it off.</li><li>Patrick Kilpatrick who played Leroy (the face-painted criminal at the Mexican restaurant) quit the film after having to point a shotgun at a baby.</li><li>A deleted scene, which is available on the DVD, shows Toxie throwing a Peanut Butter and Drano sandwich, smacking the face of Sara's next door neighbor. Playing Sara's next door neighbor is Mitch Cohen without his Toxic Avenger make-up.</li><li>It took four hours to get Mitch Cohen into the Toxic Avenger costume. While wearing it, he could only eat through a straw.</li><li>While shooting in Shinbone Alley, a homeless man stole a prop gun from one of the trailers and threatened the crew.</li><li>The seeing eye dog that was shot had been trained to glide across the floor on command and its "guts" were spaghetti covered in gray paint.</li><li>The spinning newspapers were simply newspapers placed on a spinning cheese rack.</li></ul></blockquote><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com IG: @TheGuysReviewPod TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p>
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      <itunes:title>The Toxic Avenger</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Tucker, Trey, Chris, Stephen</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Toxic Avenger. The 1984 B-Horror/comedy/gore film that launched a franchise. Honestly, Stephen wasn&apos;t able to record with The Guys this week, since he was traveling, so I have no idea what they talked about... And I haven&apos;t seen this movie since probably 1994 myself... So the memory is a bit hazy; but I remember it being cheesy even then. Listen on and see if The Guys agree that this movie belongs in toxic sludge, or does it get the hose and get saved when The Guys Review... The Toxic Avenger. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Toxic Avenger. The 1984 B-Horror/comedy/gore film that launched a franchise. Honestly, Stephen wasn&apos;t able to record with The Guys this week, since he was traveling, so I have no idea what they talked about... And I haven&apos;t seen this movie since probably 1994 myself... So the memory is a bit hazy; but I remember it being cheesy even then. Listen on and see if The Guys agree that this movie belongs in toxic sludge, or does it get the hose and get saved when The Guys Review... The Toxic Avenger. 

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Stephens Bday Weekend</title>
      <description><![CDATA[The Guys Review... Nothing. Again. It was Stephens birthday and Tucker came to visit. They were so drunk, they forgot to record an episode! Sorry about that y'all... We'll be back next week with a new episode, though. Hope everyone had a great labor day and we'll talk to you next week!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Sep 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Nirvana, Nevermind</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Nirvana Nevermind​</strong></p><p> </p><p>Produced by Butch Vig.</p><p> </p><p>Kurt Cobain</p><p>Krist Novoselic</p><p>Dave Grohl</p><p>Released September 24, 1991</p><p> </p><p>Budget $65,000 ($141,394.57 in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Rating: google users: 96% RYM 3.95/5. ON spotify Nirvana has around 24M listerner a month. On Youtube Nevermind album has 4,9M views</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Nevermind is the second studio album by the american grunge band Nirvana, released on September 24, 1991 by DGC Records. It was Nirvana's first release on a major label and the first to feature drummer Dave Grohl.</p><p>Produced by Butch Vig, Nevermind features a more polished, radio-friendly sound then the band's prior work. Recording took place at Sound city studio in Van Nuys, California, and smart studios in Madison Wisconsin in May and June -91, with mastering being completed in August of that year st The Mastering Lab, California.</p><p>Written primarily by frontman Kurt Cobain, the album is noted for channeling a range of emotions, being noted as dark, humorous, and disturbing. Thematically, it includes anti-establishment views, anti-sexism, Frustration, alienation and troubled love inspired by Cobain's broken relationship with Bikini kill's Toby Vail. Contrary to the popular hedonistic themes of drugs and sex at the time, writers have observed that <i>Nevermind</i> re-invigorated sensitivity to mainstream rock. According to Cobain, the sound of the album was influenced by bands such as Pixies, R.E.M, The Smithereens, and the Melvins. While the album is considered a cornerstone of the grunge genre, it is noted for its musical diversity, which includes acoustic ballads ("Polly" and "´Something in the way") and Punk-inspired Hard Rock("Territorial Pissings" and "Stay Away").</p><p> </p><p><i>Nevermind</i> became an unexpected critical and commercial success, charting highly on charts across the world. By January 1992, it reached number one on the US Billboard 200 and was selling approximately 300,000 copies a week. The lead single "Smells like teen spirit" reached the top 10 of the US Billboard Hot 100 and went on to be inducted into the Grammy hall of fame. Its video was also heavily rotated on MTV. Three other successful singles were released: "Come as you Are", "Lithium", and "In Bloom". The album was voted the best album of the year in Pass & Jop critics' poll, while "Smells Like Teen Spirit" also topped the single of the year and video of the year polls. The album also garnered the band three Grammy Award nominations in total across the 34th and 35th Grammy Awards, including Best Alternative music album.</p><p> </p><p>Awards</p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys.</p><p> </p><p>Nirvana has 1 win and 6 Nominations</p><p> </p><p>Nominations</p><p>Best Alternative Music Album</p><p>Nevermind (Album)</p><p>Wins</p><p> </p><p>Best Alternative Music Performance</p><p>MTV Unplugged In New York</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tracks</p><p>1) "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Written by: Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, Dave Grohl 5:01 <strong>Released </strong>September 10, 1991 as the lead single for the album.</p><p>-One of the catchiest intro hooks of all time.</p><p>-Very nonsensical and def full of contradictions; but it give the feeling of angst its supposed to.</p><p>-Cobain said it was an attempt to write a song in the style of the Pixies, a band he admired:</p><p>"I was trying to write the ultimate pop song. I was basically trying to rip off the Pixies. I have to admit it. When I heard the Pixies for the first time, I connected with that band so heavily that I should have been in that band—or at least a Pixies cover band. We used their sense of dynamics, being soft and quiet and then loud and hard."</p><p>When Cobain presented the song to his bandmates, it comprised just the main guitar riff and the chorus vocal melody. Cobain said the riff was "clichéd", similar to a riff by Boston or the Richard Berry song "Louie Louie". Bassist Krist Novoselic dismissed it as "ridiculous"; in response, Cobain made the band play it for an hour and a half. Eventually, Novoselic began playing it more slowly, inspiring drummer Dave Grohl to create the drum beat, which drew from disco artists like The Gap Band. As a result, it is the only song on <i>Nevermind</i> to credit all three band members as writers.</p><p> </p><p>2) "In Bloom" Written by Kurt Cobain 4:14 <strong>Released </strong>November 30, 1992 "In Bloom" was released as the album's fourth and final single in November 1992</p><p>-The lyrics are just making fun of listeners who don't understand what Cobain is talking about. Never realized that.</p><p>-I like to visualization and juxtaposition of the clean cut 50's style band to them wearing dresses and tearing everything up.</p><p>-According to the 1993 Nirvana biography <i>Come As You Are</i> by Michael Azerrad, "In Bloom" was originally written about "the jocks and shallow mainstream types" of the underground music scene the band began to find in their audience after the release of their 1989 debut album, <i>Bleach</i>. In his biography of Cobain, <i>Heavier Than Heaven</i>, Charles R. Cross asserted that the song was a "thinly disguised portrait" of Cobain's friend Dylan Carlson.</p><p> </p><p>3) "Come As You Are" Written by Kurt Cobain 3:38 <strong>Released </strong>March 2, 1992 as the second single from Nevermind.</p><p>-Great song, all of the intros are very catchy and pull you in.</p><p>-Interesting visuals in the music video... Lots of sperm swimming around and flowing water.</p><p>-The origin of the song's title is unclear, but Charles R. Cross speculated the song may have been named after a motto used by the Morck Hotel in Cobain's hometown of Aberdeen, Washington. The Morck was one of many places Cobain stayed in after leaving home for a time while he was seventeen years old</p><p> </p><p>4) "Breed" written by Kurt Cobain 3:03 <strong>Released </strong>September 24, 1991</p><p>-Much heavier sound than the previous tracks. High energy and poppy.</p><p>-Reading the lyrics, it is a bunch of just nonsense.</p><p>-Lyrically, the song addresses themes of teenage apathy and fear within the American middle-class. Stevie Chick of <i>Kerrang</i> wrote that lyrics such as "We can plant a house, we can build a tree" displayed Cobain's "gift for crafting witty, purposeful nonsense.</p><p> </p><p>5) "Lithium" written Kurt Cobain 4:16 <strong>Released </strong>July 13, 1992 as the third single from Nevermind.</p><p>-Very chilled vibe from the previous tracks</p><p>-It's still got a LOT of energy in the YEAH parts that gets hard.</p><p>-As Cobain explained, "In the song, a guy’s lost his girl and his friends and he’s brooding. He’s decided to find God before he kills himself. It’s hard for me to understand the need for a vice like [religion] but I can appreciate it too. People need vices.”</p><p> </p><p>6) "Polly" written by Kurt Cobain 2:57 <strong>Released </strong>September 24, 1991</p><p>-Very downtrodden song. considering the content, not surprising.</p><p>-This is a really dark song. Jesus.</p><p>-Cobain wrote "Polly" about an incident in Tacoma, Washington involving the abduction and rape of a 14-year-old girl in August 1987. Gerald Arthur Friend kidnapped the girl while she was leaving a rock concert, suspended her upside down from a pulley in his mobile home and raped and tortured her with a blow torch. She managed to escape by jumping from his truck at a gas station, attracting attention from surrounding people. Arthur was later arrested and convicted for his crimes. Cobain's addition to the story was to have the victim fool the kidnapper into thinking she was enjoying what he was doing to her, causing him to let his guard down long enough for her to escape.</p><p>-In his Nirvana biography <i>Come As You Are</i>, journalist Michael Azerrad noted that rape seemed to be a consistent theme in Cobain's songs and interviews, as if Cobain was "apologizing for his entire gender." However, Cobain explained, "I don't feel bad about being a man at all. There are all kinds of men that are on the side of the woman and support them and help influence other men. In fact, a man using himself as an example toward other men can probably make more impact than a woman can".</p><p> </p><p>7) "Territorial Pissings" written by Kurt Cobain and Chet Powers. 2:22</p><p>-Very punk and heavy.</p><p>-I have no idea how Kurt would be able to perform this song live... It hurts my voice hearing his guttural screams.</p><p>-this song is a two-and-a-half-minute punk lambasting of the typical "Macho Man." In addition to being about sexism, the song is also about the way Kurt Cobain saw Native Americans treated around his home town of Aberdeen, Washington.</p><p> </p><p>8) "Drain You" written by Kurt Cobain 3:43 <strong>Released </strong>September 24, 1991 as a promotional single</p><p>- Good song, musically in the same category as the more popular Nirvana tracks. Heavy, but simple and poppy.</p><p>-The strangest "love" song I've ever heard.</p><p>-In the 1993 Nirvana biography <i>Come As You Are: The Story of Nirvana</i>, Michael Azerrad described "Drain You" as "a love song, or rather a song about love," in which the babies in the lyrics "represent two people reduced to a state of perfect innocence by their love." Cobain told Azerrad that the lyrics made him think of "two brat kids who are in the same hospital bed." The song's imagery predicted the medical themes that would feature heavily in the lyrics of Nirvana's following album, <i>In Utero</i>.</p><p>-According to the 2001 Cobain biography <i>Heavier Than Heaven</i> by Charles Cross, "Drain You" was one of "a half dozen...memorable songs" Cobain wrote following his break-up with American musician, Tobi Vail, in November 1990. Cross described the lyric, "It is now my duty to completely drain you," as "both an acknowledgement of the power [Vail] had over [Cobain] and an indictment."</p><p> </p><p>9) "Lounge Act" written by Kurt Cobain 2:36</p><p>-Super bass heavy.</p><p>-It reminds me of Offspring sound</p><p>-This is a song about heartache in a relationship.</p><p>-The title comes from the fact that Nirvana thought that the bass intro sounded like something a cheesy lounge band would use.</p><p>-This is the only song Kurt Cobain admitted was about his much maligned ex-girlfriend, Tobi Vail.</p><p> </p><p>10) "Stay Away" written by Kurt Cobain 3:32</p><p>-Very punk inspired</p><p>-Pretty simple and to the point; confusion and agitation, easier to push people away than try to explain things to them.</p><p>-Again, no idea how he would be able to sing anything else after this song. Dang.</p><p>-Originally titled Pay To Play, this song appears to be about many things, including annoyance ("stay away"), lack of popularity ("I'd rather be dead than cool"), and predictability in people ("every line ends in a rhyme").</p><p> </p><p>11) "On a Plain" written by Kurt Cobain 3:16. Released on the album in September 1991, released as a promotional single in 1992.</p><p>-Very much in the vein of the other tracks. Again, somewhat nonsensical, but still angsty and full of energy</p><p>-Good track, I remember the single.</p><p>-In a July 1993 interview in New York City, Cobain told English journalist Jon Savage that "On a Plain" was about "classic alienation, I guess," although he then noted he had to change his explanation every time he was asked about the meaning to his songs, saying that his lyrics were largely taken from "pieces of poetry thrown together," and that his poetry was "not usually thematic at all."</p><p> </p><p>12) "Something in the Way" written by Kurt Cobain 3:52</p><p>-Very downtrodden and depressing</p><p>-Very heavy and moody</p><p>-Doesn't have the explosive energy the other tracks did. But it's still solid and full of feeling.</p><p>-Never released as a single and never a consistent part of the band's live setlist, "Something in the Way" charted for the first time in August 2020, after appearing in the first trailer for the 2022 superhero film, <i>The Batman</i>. The song peaked at number two on <i>Billboard</i>'s US Rock Digital Songs Sales chart, and number five on their US Alternative Digital Songs Sales charts.[2] It also reached the top 20 in both Amazon Music's and iTunes' digital music charts</p><p>-Cobain himself suggested that the song was not necessarily autobiographical, telling Nirvana biographer Michael Azerrad that the lyrics were "like if I was living under the bridge and I was dying of AIDS, if I was sick and I couldn't move and I was a total street person. That was kind of the fantasy of it".</p><p> </p><p>13) "Endless, Nameless" written by Kurt Cobain</p><p>-Very heavy and chaotic</p><p>-I honestly don't know if I've ever heard this one before, but I'm not a fan of it... I don't like jam bandy type music. Sounds like they're just making noise.</p><p>-According to <i>Come As You Are</i>, Cobain himself was unsure of what he was singing during the performance, but believed the lyrics included the lines, "I think I can, I know I can."</p><p>-According to author Chuck Crisafulli, the song's placement on <i>Nevermind</i> was in part inspired by the use of hidden tracks by the Beatles, such as "Her Majesty" on their 1969 album, <i>Abbey Road</i>.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. 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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nirvana, Nevermind</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Nirvana Nevermind​</strong></p><p> </p><p>Produced by Butch Vig.</p><p> </p><p>Kurt Cobain</p><p>Krist Novoselic</p><p>Dave Grohl</p><p>Released September 24, 1991</p><p> </p><p>Budget $65,000 ($141,394.57 in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Rating: google users: 96% RYM 3.95/5. ON spotify Nirvana has around 24M listerner a month. On Youtube Nevermind album has 4,9M views</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Nevermind is the second studio album by the american grunge band Nirvana, released on September 24, 1991 by DGC Records. It was Nirvana's first release on a major label and the first to feature drummer Dave Grohl.</p><p>Produced by Butch Vig, Nevermind features a more polished, radio-friendly sound then the band's prior work. Recording took place at Sound city studio in Van Nuys, California, and smart studios in Madison Wisconsin in May and June -91, with mastering being completed in August of that year st The Mastering Lab, California.</p><p>Written primarily by frontman Kurt Cobain, the album is noted for channeling a range of emotions, being noted as dark, humorous, and disturbing. Thematically, it includes anti-establishment views, anti-sexism, Frustration, alienation and troubled love inspired by Cobain's broken relationship with Bikini kill's Toby Vail. Contrary to the popular hedonistic themes of drugs and sex at the time, writers have observed that <i>Nevermind</i> re-invigorated sensitivity to mainstream rock. According to Cobain, the sound of the album was influenced by bands such as Pixies, R.E.M, The Smithereens, and the Melvins. While the album is considered a cornerstone of the grunge genre, it is noted for its musical diversity, which includes acoustic ballads ("Polly" and "´Something in the way") and Punk-inspired Hard Rock("Territorial Pissings" and "Stay Away").</p><p> </p><p><i>Nevermind</i> became an unexpected critical and commercial success, charting highly on charts across the world. By January 1992, it reached number one on the US Billboard 200 and was selling approximately 300,000 copies a week. The lead single "Smells like teen spirit" reached the top 10 of the US Billboard Hot 100 and went on to be inducted into the Grammy hall of fame. Its video was also heavily rotated on MTV. Three other successful singles were released: "Come as you Are", "Lithium", and "In Bloom". The album was voted the best album of the year in Pass & Jop critics' poll, while "Smells Like Teen Spirit" also topped the single of the year and video of the year polls. The album also garnered the band three Grammy Award nominations in total across the 34th and 35th Grammy Awards, including Best Alternative music album.</p><p> </p><p>Awards</p><p>Here cometh thine shiny awards Sire. My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent. Spanker of innocent milk maids and stable boys.</p><p> </p><p>Nirvana has 1 win and 6 Nominations</p><p> </p><p>Nominations</p><p>Best Alternative Music Album</p><p>Nevermind (Album)</p><p>Wins</p><p> </p><p>Best Alternative Music Performance</p><p>MTV Unplugged In New York</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tracks</p><p>1) "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Written by: Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, Dave Grohl 5:01 <strong>Released </strong>September 10, 1991 as the lead single for the album.</p><p>-One of the catchiest intro hooks of all time.</p><p>-Very nonsensical and def full of contradictions; but it give the feeling of angst its supposed to.</p><p>-Cobain said it was an attempt to write a song in the style of the Pixies, a band he admired:</p><p>"I was trying to write the ultimate pop song. I was basically trying to rip off the Pixies. I have to admit it. When I heard the Pixies for the first time, I connected with that band so heavily that I should have been in that band—or at least a Pixies cover band. We used their sense of dynamics, being soft and quiet and then loud and hard."</p><p>When Cobain presented the song to his bandmates, it comprised just the main guitar riff and the chorus vocal melody. Cobain said the riff was "clichéd", similar to a riff by Boston or the Richard Berry song "Louie Louie". Bassist Krist Novoselic dismissed it as "ridiculous"; in response, Cobain made the band play it for an hour and a half. Eventually, Novoselic began playing it more slowly, inspiring drummer Dave Grohl to create the drum beat, which drew from disco artists like The Gap Band. As a result, it is the only song on <i>Nevermind</i> to credit all three band members as writers.</p><p> </p><p>2) "In Bloom" Written by Kurt Cobain 4:14 <strong>Released </strong>November 30, 1992 "In Bloom" was released as the album's fourth and final single in November 1992</p><p>-The lyrics are just making fun of listeners who don't understand what Cobain is talking about. Never realized that.</p><p>-I like to visualization and juxtaposition of the clean cut 50's style band to them wearing dresses and tearing everything up.</p><p>-According to the 1993 Nirvana biography <i>Come As You Are</i> by Michael Azerrad, "In Bloom" was originally written about "the jocks and shallow mainstream types" of the underground music scene the band began to find in their audience after the release of their 1989 debut album, <i>Bleach</i>. In his biography of Cobain, <i>Heavier Than Heaven</i>, Charles R. Cross asserted that the song was a "thinly disguised portrait" of Cobain's friend Dylan Carlson.</p><p> </p><p>3) "Come As You Are" Written by Kurt Cobain 3:38 <strong>Released </strong>March 2, 1992 as the second single from Nevermind.</p><p>-Great song, all of the intros are very catchy and pull you in.</p><p>-Interesting visuals in the music video... Lots of sperm swimming around and flowing water.</p><p>-The origin of the song's title is unclear, but Charles R. Cross speculated the song may have been named after a motto used by the Morck Hotel in Cobain's hometown of Aberdeen, Washington. The Morck was one of many places Cobain stayed in after leaving home for a time while he was seventeen years old</p><p> </p><p>4) "Breed" written by Kurt Cobain 3:03 <strong>Released </strong>September 24, 1991</p><p>-Much heavier sound than the previous tracks. High energy and poppy.</p><p>-Reading the lyrics, it is a bunch of just nonsense.</p><p>-Lyrically, the song addresses themes of teenage apathy and fear within the American middle-class. Stevie Chick of <i>Kerrang</i> wrote that lyrics such as "We can plant a house, we can build a tree" displayed Cobain's "gift for crafting witty, purposeful nonsense.</p><p> </p><p>5) "Lithium" written Kurt Cobain 4:16 <strong>Released </strong>July 13, 1992 as the third single from Nevermind.</p><p>-Very chilled vibe from the previous tracks</p><p>-It's still got a LOT of energy in the YEAH parts that gets hard.</p><p>-As Cobain explained, "In the song, a guy’s lost his girl and his friends and he’s brooding. He’s decided to find God before he kills himself. It’s hard for me to understand the need for a vice like [religion] but I can appreciate it too. People need vices.”</p><p> </p><p>6) "Polly" written by Kurt Cobain 2:57 <strong>Released </strong>September 24, 1991</p><p>-Very downtrodden song. considering the content, not surprising.</p><p>-This is a really dark song. Jesus.</p><p>-Cobain wrote "Polly" about an incident in Tacoma, Washington involving the abduction and rape of a 14-year-old girl in August 1987. Gerald Arthur Friend kidnapped the girl while she was leaving a rock concert, suspended her upside down from a pulley in his mobile home and raped and tortured her with a blow torch. She managed to escape by jumping from his truck at a gas station, attracting attention from surrounding people. Arthur was later arrested and convicted for his crimes. Cobain's addition to the story was to have the victim fool the kidnapper into thinking she was enjoying what he was doing to her, causing him to let his guard down long enough for her to escape.</p><p>-In his Nirvana biography <i>Come As You Are</i>, journalist Michael Azerrad noted that rape seemed to be a consistent theme in Cobain's songs and interviews, as if Cobain was "apologizing for his entire gender." However, Cobain explained, "I don't feel bad about being a man at all. There are all kinds of men that are on the side of the woman and support them and help influence other men. In fact, a man using himself as an example toward other men can probably make more impact than a woman can".</p><p> </p><p>7) "Territorial Pissings" written by Kurt Cobain and Chet Powers. 2:22</p><p>-Very punk and heavy.</p><p>-I have no idea how Kurt would be able to perform this song live... It hurts my voice hearing his guttural screams.</p><p>-this song is a two-and-a-half-minute punk lambasting of the typical "Macho Man." In addition to being about sexism, the song is also about the way Kurt Cobain saw Native Americans treated around his home town of Aberdeen, Washington.</p><p> </p><p>8) "Drain You" written by Kurt Cobain 3:43 <strong>Released </strong>September 24, 1991 as a promotional single</p><p>- Good song, musically in the same category as the more popular Nirvana tracks. Heavy, but simple and poppy.</p><p>-The strangest "love" song I've ever heard.</p><p>-In the 1993 Nirvana biography <i>Come As You Are: The Story of Nirvana</i>, Michael Azerrad described "Drain You" as "a love song, or rather a song about love," in which the babies in the lyrics "represent two people reduced to a state of perfect innocence by their love." Cobain told Azerrad that the lyrics made him think of "two brat kids who are in the same hospital bed." The song's imagery predicted the medical themes that would feature heavily in the lyrics of Nirvana's following album, <i>In Utero</i>.</p><p>-According to the 2001 Cobain biography <i>Heavier Than Heaven</i> by Charles Cross, "Drain You" was one of "a half dozen...memorable songs" Cobain wrote following his break-up with American musician, Tobi Vail, in November 1990. Cross described the lyric, "It is now my duty to completely drain you," as "both an acknowledgement of the power [Vail] had over [Cobain] and an indictment."</p><p> </p><p>9) "Lounge Act" written by Kurt Cobain 2:36</p><p>-Super bass heavy.</p><p>-It reminds me of Offspring sound</p><p>-This is a song about heartache in a relationship.</p><p>-The title comes from the fact that Nirvana thought that the bass intro sounded like something a cheesy lounge band would use.</p><p>-This is the only song Kurt Cobain admitted was about his much maligned ex-girlfriend, Tobi Vail.</p><p> </p><p>10) "Stay Away" written by Kurt Cobain 3:32</p><p>-Very punk inspired</p><p>-Pretty simple and to the point; confusion and agitation, easier to push people away than try to explain things to them.</p><p>-Again, no idea how he would be able to sing anything else after this song. Dang.</p><p>-Originally titled Pay To Play, this song appears to be about many things, including annoyance ("stay away"), lack of popularity ("I'd rather be dead than cool"), and predictability in people ("every line ends in a rhyme").</p><p> </p><p>11) "On a Plain" written by Kurt Cobain 3:16. Released on the album in September 1991, released as a promotional single in 1992.</p><p>-Very much in the vein of the other tracks. Again, somewhat nonsensical, but still angsty and full of energy</p><p>-Good track, I remember the single.</p><p>-In a July 1993 interview in New York City, Cobain told English journalist Jon Savage that "On a Plain" was about "classic alienation, I guess," although he then noted he had to change his explanation every time he was asked about the meaning to his songs, saying that his lyrics were largely taken from "pieces of poetry thrown together," and that his poetry was "not usually thematic at all."</p><p> </p><p>12) "Something in the Way" written by Kurt Cobain 3:52</p><p>-Very downtrodden and depressing</p><p>-Very heavy and moody</p><p>-Doesn't have the explosive energy the other tracks did. But it's still solid and full of feeling.</p><p>-Never released as a single and never a consistent part of the band's live setlist, "Something in the Way" charted for the first time in August 2020, after appearing in the first trailer for the 2022 superhero film, <i>The Batman</i>. The song peaked at number two on <i>Billboard</i>'s US Rock Digital Songs Sales chart, and number five on their US Alternative Digital Songs Sales charts.[2] It also reached the top 20 in both Amazon Music's and iTunes' digital music charts</p><p>-Cobain himself suggested that the song was not necessarily autobiographical, telling Nirvana biographer Michael Azerrad that the lyrics were "like if I was living under the bridge and I was dying of AIDS, if I was sick and I couldn't move and I was a total street person. That was kind of the fantasy of it".</p><p> </p><p>13) "Endless, Nameless" written by Kurt Cobain</p><p>-Very heavy and chaotic</p><p>-I honestly don't know if I've ever heard this one before, but I'm not a fan of it... I don't like jam bandy type music. Sounds like they're just making noise.</p><p>-According to <i>Come As You Are</i>, Cobain himself was unsure of what he was singing during the performance, but believed the lyrics included the lines, "I think I can, I know I can."</p><p>-According to author Chuck Crisafulli, the song's placement on <i>Nevermind</i> was in part inspired by the use of hidden tracks by the Beatles, such as "Her Majesty" on their 1969 album, <i>Abbey Road</i>.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p>National treasure</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Nirvana, Nevermind</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Marcus, Tucker, Daniel, Stephen, Trey, Chris</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>01:44:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Nirvana, Nevermind. The groundbreaking 1991 album that changed the music world; simultaneously ending 80&apos;s hair metal and launching a new movement: Grunge rock. From the west coast, Nirvana invaded middle America (and my middle school) and lead the teenagers with the angry, angsty, unrecognizable lyrical anthems that changed a generation (except Chris, who apparently hated/hates Nirvana... Something about it being too loud in his hearing aids or something). Find out if The Guys enjoy smelling teen spirit, or if they run into a dark ending like the background to the track &quot;Polly&quot; (super dark) when The Guys Review... Nirvana, Nevermind. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Nirvana, Nevermind. The groundbreaking 1991 album that changed the music world; simultaneously ending 80&apos;s hair metal and launching a new movement: Grunge rock. From the west coast, Nirvana invaded middle America (and my middle school) and lead the teenagers with the angry, angsty, unrecognizable lyrical anthems that changed a generation (except Chris, who apparently hated/hates Nirvana... Something about it being too loud in his hearing aids or something). Find out if The Guys enjoy smelling teen spirit, or if they run into a dark ending like the background to the track &quot;Polly&quot; (super dark) when The Guys Review... Nirvana, Nevermind. 

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      <itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
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      <title>The Wizard</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Wizard</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p>The Wizard</p><p> </p><p>(a little note from me is that here in Sweden the movie is called Gameboy. so it took me awhile to find all the info on the movie. so if something is missing i'm sorry.)</p><p> </p><p>Director: Tom Holland     Writer:David Chrisholm</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Fred Savage</p><p>Luke Edwards</p><p>Jenny Lewis</p><p>Vince Trankina</p><p>Wendy Phillips</p><p>Christian Slater</p><p> </p><p>Released: Dec 15, 1989</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $6M ($14,335,935.48M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Opening weekend US & Canada $2,142,525M ( $5,119,183.36M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Gross worldwide $14,278,900M ($34,116,898.20 in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.0/10 Rotten Tomatoes 27% </p><p>Metacritic 23% Google Users 76% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Young Artist Awards 1990</strong></p><p>￼</p><p> </p><p>Plot of the movie</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>TOP 5 Facts</p><p> </p><p>During the final Video Armageddon scene, the last game used was "Super Mario Bros. 3." It was meant to be revealed in the movie before it was released on the NES. The first time we got to see the game was when the film was first released in theaters</p><p>The translations of some of this film's foreign language titles include <i>Joy Stick Heroes</i> (Germany), <i>Sweet Road</i> (Japan), <i>The Wizard of Videogames</i> (Italy and Brazil), <i>Videokid</i> (France), <i>The Little Wizard</i> (Spain), <i>Gameboy</i> (Sweden), <i>Game Over</i> (Finland), and <i>The Child Genius</i> (Canada; French language).</p><p>The truck that Spanky Frank McRae borrows from "Old Pete" in the movie is the same truck driven by <strong>Sylvester Stallone</strong>'s Lincoln Hawk character for most of the movie <i>Over the Top</i> (1987). You can even see "Hawk Hauling" on the door as Spanky climbs of the cab during the rescue of Jimmy from Runaway recovery expert Putnam.</p><p>A young <strong>Tobey Maguire</strong> can be seen as one of Lucas' friends in the scene just after the three finalists for Video Armageddon are announced. He is on the far left with the mullet hair cut.</p><p>The sounds made by Lucas' Power Glove as he punches its keys are the five classic tones from <i>Close Encounters of the Third Kind</i>.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p>National treasure</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (marcus, Stephen, trey, chris, tucker)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/the-wizard-y7isgJDs</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Wizard</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p>The Wizard</p><p> </p><p>(a little note from me is that here in Sweden the movie is called Gameboy. so it took me awhile to find all the info on the movie. so if something is missing i'm sorry.)</p><p> </p><p>Director: Tom Holland     Writer:David Chrisholm</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Fred Savage</p><p>Luke Edwards</p><p>Jenny Lewis</p><p>Vince Trankina</p><p>Wendy Phillips</p><p>Christian Slater</p><p> </p><p>Released: Dec 15, 1989</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $6M ($14,335,935.48M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Opening weekend US & Canada $2,142,525M ( $5,119,183.36M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Gross worldwide $14,278,900M ($34,116,898.20 in 2022)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.0/10 Rotten Tomatoes 27% </p><p>Metacritic 23% Google Users 76% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles. Jailor of innocent.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Young Artist Awards 1990</strong></p><p>￼</p><p> </p><p>Plot of the movie</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>TOP 5 Facts</p><p> </p><p>During the final Video Armageddon scene, the last game used was "Super Mario Bros. 3." It was meant to be revealed in the movie before it was released on the NES. The first time we got to see the game was when the film was first released in theaters</p><p>The translations of some of this film's foreign language titles include <i>Joy Stick Heroes</i> (Germany), <i>Sweet Road</i> (Japan), <i>The Wizard of Videogames</i> (Italy and Brazil), <i>Videokid</i> (France), <i>The Little Wizard</i> (Spain), <i>Gameboy</i> (Sweden), <i>Game Over</i> (Finland), and <i>The Child Genius</i> (Canada; French language).</p><p>The truck that Spanky Frank McRae borrows from "Old Pete" in the movie is the same truck driven by <strong>Sylvester Stallone</strong>'s Lincoln Hawk character for most of the movie <i>Over the Top</i> (1987). You can even see "Hawk Hauling" on the door as Spanky climbs of the cab during the rescue of Jimmy from Runaway recovery expert Putnam.</p><p>A young <strong>Tobey Maguire</strong> can be seen as one of Lucas' friends in the scene just after the three finalists for Video Armageddon are announced. He is on the far left with the mullet hair cut.</p><p>The sounds made by Lucas' Power Glove as he punches its keys are the five classic tones from <i>Close Encounters of the Third Kind</i>.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p>National treasure</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>The Wizard</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>marcus, Stephen, trey, chris, tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>01:14:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Wizard. The 1989 Fred Savage led 90 minute commercial for Nintendo, Mario Brothers 3, and Universal Studios. Listen on as The Guys are back together, in person, for the first time in about a month, and they&apos;ve got some great energy... Which they&apos;ll need to power through a poorly written, and performed dumpster fire of a movie. There was even talk about which one was worse: The Wizard or Double Dragon. Grab your power glove, and blow out that nintendo cartradge, as The Guys Review... The Wizard. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Wizard. The 1989 Fred Savage led 90 minute commercial for Nintendo, Mario Brothers 3, and Universal Studios. Listen on as The Guys are back together, in person, for the first time in about a month, and they&apos;ve got some great energy... Which they&apos;ll need to power through a poorly written, and performed dumpster fire of a movie. There was even talk about which one was worse: The Wizard or Double Dragon. Grab your power glove, and blow out that nintendo cartradge, as The Guys Review... The Wizard. 

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
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      <title>Mr. Brooks</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>When Stephen is out, there are no notes. </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ </p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com </p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod </p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group </p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ </p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!! </p><p>Thank you, </p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Daniel, Chris, Tucker, Stephen)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/mr-brooks-BaP3zDrG</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Stephen is out, there are no notes. </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ </p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com </p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod </p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group </p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ </p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!! </p><p>Thank you, </p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Mr. Brooks</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Daniel, Chris, Tucker, Stephen</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>01:51:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Mr. Brooks. The 2007 thriller that Stephen wasn&apos;t able to watch this week due to work and family commitments; so The Guys must go on without him... and since he didn&apos;t record, he has no IDEA what they talked about and, frankly, is a little nervous. Anyway, listen on for some sophomoric humor and petty insults as The Guys Review... Mr. Brooks. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Mr. Brooks. The 2007 thriller that Stephen wasn&apos;t able to watch this week due to work and family commitments; so The Guys must go on without him... and since he didn&apos;t record, he has no IDEA what they talked about and, frankly, is a little nervous. Anyway, listen on for some sophomoric humor and petty insults as The Guys Review... Mr. Brooks. 

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      <itunes:keywords>review, ruben santiago-hudson, danielle panabaker, william hurt, dane cook, murder movie, cinema review, thriller, movie review, kevin costner, mr. brooks, movie reivew, demi moore, cinema, marg helgenberger</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
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      <title>Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed: Danny Leiner (most well known for directing stoner comedies, Dude, Where's My Car, and Harold and Kumar)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Seann William Scott </p><p>Randy Quaid </p><p>Brando Eaton </p><p>Emilee Wallace </p><p>A.D. Miles </p><p>Leonor Varela </p><p> </p><p>Released: Jan 13, 2009</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $15M ($20.7M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: No box office info, released directly to video.</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 5.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes: No score, only 2 professional reivews. Audience score of only 27%</p><p>Metacritic No results Google Users 55% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles.</p><p> </p><p>No awards.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>https://moviepooper.com/movie/balls-out-gary-the-tennis-coach/</p><p>Lincoln West High gets to the state tennis finals against Southpoint High, and Mike (Brando Eaton) gets matched up against Southpoint’s star player Tommy Tremble (Joseph Dwyer) to determine which school will walk away with the championship.</p><p>Mike wins the first set, and Tommy wins the second. During the fifteen-minute break before the final set, Mike gets another verbal beatdown from his father for playing shoddily during the second set (though that’s because his legs are cramping up), and Mike finally musters up the courage to tell his father off for the first time.</p><p> </p><p>As the third set is underway, Mike’s left knee locks up, threatening the forfeiture of the set to Tommy. As Jenny (Emilee Wallace) massages his knee, Gary (Seann William Scott) orders Chang (Justin Chon) to get the teammates to do something to motivate Mike, so they all end up doing the tomahawk chop chant, and they get the supporters of their school to join in with them. In the midst of this, the principal’s daughter, Amy (Ryan Simpkins), shouts out a profanity-laden speech of encouragement. The support forces Mike to dig deep within himself and mentally shut out his pain, and then he beats Tommy to win the state title. As the team celebrates, Mike gets a handshake and a hug from his father, and he also kisses Jenny.</p><p> </p><p>Gary then watches as an owl lands near him, and he sees that it is actually Lew’s (Randy Quaid) spirit in owl form. He tells Lew that, since he has led the team to championship glory, he doesn’t know what to do next. Lew replies that, while he can’t tell him what to do next, he can tell him that those boys will never forget this wonderful day. He praises Gary for being a great coach and flies away, and the team then salutes Gary.</p><p> </p><p>Some days later, after Gary puts the championship trophy in the school’s trophy case, he finally arranges a date with Norma (Leonor Varela). He then overconfidently narrates to himself that, after he marries Norma, he should get a teaching degree, and maybe he could turn some dead-end loser into a future U.S. president.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>TOP 5</p><p>1 Despite being direct-to-DVD in the US, the film was shown in theaters in Iceland.</p><p> </p><p>2 To date, the last film to feature Randy Quaid.</p><p> </p><p>3 Script was discovered by the BlueCat Screenplay Competition in 2005, going on to win the top prize. Within days, BlueCat sent screenplay to producer Peter Morgan to read.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p>National treasure</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys </p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Trey, Daniel, Tucker)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/balls-out-gary-the-tennis-coach-RW_DR4UN</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed: Danny Leiner (most well known for directing stoner comedies, Dude, Where's My Car, and Harold and Kumar)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Seann William Scott </p><p>Randy Quaid </p><p>Brando Eaton </p><p>Emilee Wallace </p><p>A.D. Miles </p><p>Leonor Varela </p><p> </p><p>Released: Jan 13, 2009</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $15M ($20.7M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: No box office info, released directly to video.</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 5.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes: No score, only 2 professional reivews. Audience score of only 27%</p><p>Metacritic No results Google Users 55% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles.</p><p> </p><p>No awards.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>https://moviepooper.com/movie/balls-out-gary-the-tennis-coach/</p><p>Lincoln West High gets to the state tennis finals against Southpoint High, and Mike (Brando Eaton) gets matched up against Southpoint’s star player Tommy Tremble (Joseph Dwyer) to determine which school will walk away with the championship.</p><p>Mike wins the first set, and Tommy wins the second. During the fifteen-minute break before the final set, Mike gets another verbal beatdown from his father for playing shoddily during the second set (though that’s because his legs are cramping up), and Mike finally musters up the courage to tell his father off for the first time.</p><p> </p><p>As the third set is underway, Mike’s left knee locks up, threatening the forfeiture of the set to Tommy. As Jenny (Emilee Wallace) massages his knee, Gary (Seann William Scott) orders Chang (Justin Chon) to get the teammates to do something to motivate Mike, so they all end up doing the tomahawk chop chant, and they get the supporters of their school to join in with them. In the midst of this, the principal’s daughter, Amy (Ryan Simpkins), shouts out a profanity-laden speech of encouragement. The support forces Mike to dig deep within himself and mentally shut out his pain, and then he beats Tommy to win the state title. As the team celebrates, Mike gets a handshake and a hug from his father, and he also kisses Jenny.</p><p> </p><p>Gary then watches as an owl lands near him, and he sees that it is actually Lew’s (Randy Quaid) spirit in owl form. He tells Lew that, since he has led the team to championship glory, he doesn’t know what to do next. Lew replies that, while he can’t tell him what to do next, he can tell him that those boys will never forget this wonderful day. He praises Gary for being a great coach and flies away, and the team then salutes Gary.</p><p> </p><p>Some days later, after Gary puts the championship trophy in the school’s trophy case, he finally arranges a date with Norma (Leonor Varela). He then overconfidently narrates to himself that, after he marries Norma, he should get a teaching degree, and maybe he could turn some dead-end loser into a future U.S. president.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>TOP 5</p><p>1 Despite being direct-to-DVD in the US, the film was shown in theaters in Iceland.</p><p> </p><p>2 To date, the last film to feature Randy Quaid.</p><p> </p><p>3 Script was discovered by the BlueCat Screenplay Competition in 2005, going on to win the top prize. Within days, BlueCat sent screenplay to producer Peter Morgan to read.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p>National treasure</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys </p>
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      <itunes:title>Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Stephen, Trey, Daniel, Tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>00:57:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach. The 2009 direct to video, crass, cringy, and sloppy outing from Director Danny Leiner (from Dude, Where&apos;s My Car and Harold and Kumar) sees Seann William Scott as Gary, an ex-tennis &quot;pro&quot; who becomes a janitor, only to have tennis come back into his life. Listen on as The Guys recount the zany adventures and find out if Gary takes it home, game set and match; or will it be a foul? Find out when The Guys Review... Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach. 

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-The Guys </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach. The 2009 direct to video, crass, cringy, and sloppy outing from Director Danny Leiner (from Dude, Where&apos;s My Car and Harold and Kumar) sees Seann William Scott as Gary, an ex-tennis &quot;pro&quot; who becomes a janitor, only to have tennis come back into his life. Listen on as The Guys recount the zany adventures and find out if Gary takes it home, game set and match; or will it be a foul? Find out when The Guys Review... Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach. 

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-The Guys </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode>
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      <title>A Fireside Chat</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>No real notes, since it's just a chat with our buddy Daniel. </p><p>The Guys are mostly back... Trey and Chris are still on vacation, we think. So we called our buddy Daniel to come sit in with us and we have a little chat about what's been going on recently. The best part? New insults for Tucker. Listen on as The Guys Review... A Fireside Chat. </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ </p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com </p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod </p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group </p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ </p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q  </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!  </p><p>Thank you, </p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 1 Aug 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Daniel, Stephen, Tucker)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/a-fireside-chat-QVIVS2Vc</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No real notes, since it's just a chat with our buddy Daniel. </p><p>The Guys are mostly back... Trey and Chris are still on vacation, we think. So we called our buddy Daniel to come sit in with us and we have a little chat about what's been going on recently. The best part? New insults for Tucker. Listen on as The Guys Review... A Fireside Chat. </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ </p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com </p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod </p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group </p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ </p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q  </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!  </p><p>Thank you, </p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>A Fireside Chat</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Daniel, Stephen, Tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>00:53:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The Guys are mostly back... Trey and Chris are still on vacation, we think. So we called our buddy Daniel to come sit in with us and we have a little chat about what&apos;s been going on recently. The best part? New insults for Tucker. Listen on as The Guys Review... A Fireside Chat. 

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-The Guys </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys are mostly back... Trey and Chris are still on vacation, we think. So we called our buddy Daniel to come sit in with us and we have a little chat about what&apos;s been going on recently. The best part? New insults for Tucker. Listen on as The Guys Review... A Fireside Chat. 

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-The Guys </itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Nothing</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Tucker, Trey, Stephen, Chris)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/nothing-642nhQXl</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Nothing</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Nothing... With Stephen moving, Tucker had was volunteered for a work project, Trey is at the beach, and Chris is visiting family, we weren&apos;t able to meet and record this week. Listen on as Stephen explains... Thanks for checking in!

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-The Guys  </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Nothing... With Stephen moving, Tucker had was volunteered for a work project, Trey is at the beach, and Chris is visiting family, we weren&apos;t able to meet and record this week. Listen on as Stephen explains... Thanks for checking in!

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Color out of space</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Color Out of Space</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed: Richard Stanley</p><p>Written by H.P Lovecraft, Richard Stanley, Scarlett Amaris</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Nicolas Cage</p><p>Joey Richardson</p><p>Madeleine Arthur</p><p>Elliot Knight</p><p>Tommy Chong</p><p> </p><p>Released: 20 September 2019</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $6M</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $1,023,510M</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.1/10 Rotten Tomatoes 86% </p><p>Metacritic 70% Google Users 73% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 2021</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Bram Stoker Awards 2020</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>CinEuphoria Awards 2021</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Fangoria Chainsaw Awards 2021</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Festival de cine Fantástico de Canarias Isla Calavera 2019</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Festival du nouveau cinéma 2019</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Fright Meter Awards 2020</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Grossmann Fantastic Film and Wine Festival 2020</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival - Portland 2019</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Hawaii Film Critics Society 2021</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>IGN Summer Movie Awards 2020</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Sitges - Catalonian International Film Festival 2019</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Splat! FilmFest 2019</strong></p><p>￼</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p>In the wake of his wife Theresa's mastectomy, Nathan Gardner moves his family, including children Lavinia, Benny, and Jack, to his late father's farm. One night, a brilliantly glowing meteor crash-lands in their front yard, briefly traumatizing Jack. The next morning, hydrologist Ward Phillips, who is surveying the area for a dam development, along with the mayor and the sheriff of the nearby town of Arkham, arrive to see the meteor. That night, during a storm, Nathan and Lavinia witness the meteor being struck by numerous bolts of lightning.</p><p> </p><p>Ward notices that the groundwater has taken on an oily sheen and tests it. When his test strips begin to glow brightly with the Color, he advises the Gardners not to drink it. While notifying nearby resident Ezra of the contamination, he is shown a recording of sounds of unknown origin sounding beneath Ezra's house at night. Meanwhile, Jack becomes fixated on the property's well, observing strange plant growths and insects, as well as claiming to communicate with a 'friend' inside the well. A news crew arrives to interview Nathan about the meteor, but finds that it has vanished.</p><p> </p><p>Later, while Theresa is preparing dinner, she absentmindedly cuts off two of her fingers. As Nathan rushes her to the hospital, he leaves Benny in charge. On Nathan's request, Benny goes outside to put the farm's alpacas back in their stables, but does not return until late at night, claiming time had passed instantaneously for him. Meanwhile, Lavinia attempts multiple times to contact Nathan, but they are unable to hear each other through the phone. Upon the parents' return, Nathan lashes out at Benny and Lavinia with uncharacteristic rage.</p><p> </p><p>Later, Nathan becomes frustrated after finding that his most recent harvest of fruits has proven inedible, and Theresa snaps after losing a work client due to the faltering Internet connection, bringing the two to a fight. The same night, Lavinia tries to perform a Ritual using the Necronomicon and offering her blood to save her family, mutilating herself in the process. Theresa suddenly hears Jack and Benny screaming after entering the alpaca stables and rushes to their aid, but in the process, a bolt of Color fuses Theresa and Jack together into a deranged mass. Unable to start the car or call for help as all electronic devices have stopped functioning, and upon discovering sunlight harms Theresa and Jack, Nathan and the children carry them into the attic. Benny reveals that he had witnessed the alpacas after a horrible mutation due to the Color. Nathan decides to euthanize the alpacas with a shotgun after finding they have similarly fused together. Beginning to lose his sanity, Nathan also attempts to euthanize Theresa and Jack but is unable to bring himself to.</p><p> </p><p>Lavinia and Benny conspire to leave the farm using Lavinia's horse, but it runs from the property. Before returning inside, Benny insists he hears the family's dog inside the well, but upon climbing in, he is assimilated by the Color. Nathan displays more uncharacteristic rage and locks Lavinia in the attic with Theresa and Jack, who have turned to aggression. Ward and the sheriff are brought to the farm after a nearby resident discovers a fused mass of animals, and arrive just in time to break into the attic. Nathan shoots and kills the monster, saving Lavinia.</p><p>After rushing outside, Nathan attempts to shoot the Color emerging from the well, but the sheriff mistakes Nathan's aim for Ward and fatally shoots him. Ward and the sheriff leave to evacuate Ezra, and Lavinia insists on staying with Nathan. At Ezra's house, the pair only find his desiccated corpse and a recording he left behind, where he surmises that the Color is attempting to remake Earth into "something it knows." Heading back towards the farmhouse, a mutated living tree kills the sheriff.</p><p> </p><p>Ward returns to rescue Lavinia, but finds her possessed by the Color, which explodes out of the well and forms a funnel into the sky. Ward is shown a vision of where the Color hails from, a psychedelic exoplanet inhabited by tentacled alien entities, before Lavinia disintegrates. As space and time begin to unravel, Ward enters the farmhouse and is pursued by a murderous apparition of Nathan. He hides in the wine cellar as the Color's distortion of reality drives the property to destruction, leaving Ward the only survivor as he climbs out of the remains of the farmland, now a colorless ashy "blasted heath".</p><p> </p><p>In an epilogue, a traumatized Ward stands on top of the finished dam which covers the former property, and narrates that having witnessed the Color's takeover, he will never drink the dam's water.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>TOP 5</p><p>The <i>Color Out Of Space</i> project was initially revealed online by Stanley in 2013, but it lacked financing. After two years, in 2015, it was announced that production company SpectreVision would produce the feature. The production experienced further delays, and in late 2018 it was reported that Nicolas Cage had come on board to portray the main character, filming then began in Portugal in early 2019.</p><p>SpectreVision is a production company that was founded in 2010 by Elijah Wood, Daniel Noah, and Josh C. Waller, and primarily produces horror films. In 2018 SpectreVision released <i>Mandy</i>, an action horror with Nicolas Cage in the lead role. <i>Mandy</i> follows Cage's character Red and his wife Mandy, a quiet couple living in isolation in a cabin in the woods. After an interaction with a cult leader, the couple becomes terrorized by a hippie cult and a demonic biker gang</p><p>Lovecraft's extraterrestrial entity, the title color of the movie, was described in the short story as being made up of a color that humans had never seen. This made the entity all the more terrifying, while at the same time almost impossible to give physical form to. Stanley experimented with infrared, and countless new technologies as he tried to come up with a visualization of the color.  As Stanley himself stated, the otherworldly monster is "like a gas with fingers", and naturally there was no blueprint for creating it. He eventually settled on a host of techniques and new technologies combined, and a strong magenta hue.</p><p>Tommy Chong's character Ezra in <i>Color Out Of Space</i> is based on the real-life character Urani, from Richard Stanley's 2013 documentary <i>The Otherworld</i>. Ezra is the only one in the movie who speaks truthfully about what is happening in the world and draws many parallels with Urani. In <i>The Otherworld,</i> Stanley investigates a remote region of France, known as The Zone, that has a rich history of magical belief. Urani, as he is depicted in the film, lives in complete isolation and according to Stanley, claims to have tape recordings of extraterrestrial buzzing from underneath the floor of his house. Ezra makes near-identical claims in <i>Color Out Of Space.</i></p><p><i>Color Out Of Space</i> is the fifth adaptation of the Lovecraft short story to date. The first was adaptation was <i>Die, Monster, Die!</i>, a 1965 movie directed by Daniel Haller. The 1987 movie <i>The Curse</i> directed by David Keith and set in the 1980s is more closely related to the events of the original story.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p>National treasure</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Color out of space</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Color Out of Space</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed: Richard Stanley</p><p>Written by H.P Lovecraft, Richard Stanley, Scarlett Amaris</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Nicolas Cage</p><p>Joey Richardson</p><p>Madeleine Arthur</p><p>Elliot Knight</p><p>Tommy Chong</p><p> </p><p>Released: 20 September 2019</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $6M</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $1,023,510M</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.1/10 Rotten Tomatoes 86% </p><p>Metacritic 70% Google Users 73% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 2021</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Bram Stoker Awards 2020</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>CinEuphoria Awards 2021</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Fangoria Chainsaw Awards 2021</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Festival de cine Fantástico de Canarias Isla Calavera 2019</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Festival du nouveau cinéma 2019</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Fright Meter Awards 2020</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Grossmann Fantastic Film and Wine Festival 2020</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival - Portland 2019</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Hawaii Film Critics Society 2021</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>IGN Summer Movie Awards 2020</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Sitges - Catalonian International Film Festival 2019</strong></p><p>￼</p><p><strong>Splat! FilmFest 2019</strong></p><p>￼</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p>In the wake of his wife Theresa's mastectomy, Nathan Gardner moves his family, including children Lavinia, Benny, and Jack, to his late father's farm. One night, a brilliantly glowing meteor crash-lands in their front yard, briefly traumatizing Jack. The next morning, hydrologist Ward Phillips, who is surveying the area for a dam development, along with the mayor and the sheriff of the nearby town of Arkham, arrive to see the meteor. That night, during a storm, Nathan and Lavinia witness the meteor being struck by numerous bolts of lightning.</p><p> </p><p>Ward notices that the groundwater has taken on an oily sheen and tests it. When his test strips begin to glow brightly with the Color, he advises the Gardners not to drink it. While notifying nearby resident Ezra of the contamination, he is shown a recording of sounds of unknown origin sounding beneath Ezra's house at night. Meanwhile, Jack becomes fixated on the property's well, observing strange plant growths and insects, as well as claiming to communicate with a 'friend' inside the well. A news crew arrives to interview Nathan about the meteor, but finds that it has vanished.</p><p> </p><p>Later, while Theresa is preparing dinner, she absentmindedly cuts off two of her fingers. As Nathan rushes her to the hospital, he leaves Benny in charge. On Nathan's request, Benny goes outside to put the farm's alpacas back in their stables, but does not return until late at night, claiming time had passed instantaneously for him. Meanwhile, Lavinia attempts multiple times to contact Nathan, but they are unable to hear each other through the phone. Upon the parents' return, Nathan lashes out at Benny and Lavinia with uncharacteristic rage.</p><p> </p><p>Later, Nathan becomes frustrated after finding that his most recent harvest of fruits has proven inedible, and Theresa snaps after losing a work client due to the faltering Internet connection, bringing the two to a fight. The same night, Lavinia tries to perform a Ritual using the Necronomicon and offering her blood to save her family, mutilating herself in the process. Theresa suddenly hears Jack and Benny screaming after entering the alpaca stables and rushes to their aid, but in the process, a bolt of Color fuses Theresa and Jack together into a deranged mass. Unable to start the car or call for help as all electronic devices have stopped functioning, and upon discovering sunlight harms Theresa and Jack, Nathan and the children carry them into the attic. Benny reveals that he had witnessed the alpacas after a horrible mutation due to the Color. Nathan decides to euthanize the alpacas with a shotgun after finding they have similarly fused together. Beginning to lose his sanity, Nathan also attempts to euthanize Theresa and Jack but is unable to bring himself to.</p><p> </p><p>Lavinia and Benny conspire to leave the farm using Lavinia's horse, but it runs from the property. Before returning inside, Benny insists he hears the family's dog inside the well, but upon climbing in, he is assimilated by the Color. Nathan displays more uncharacteristic rage and locks Lavinia in the attic with Theresa and Jack, who have turned to aggression. Ward and the sheriff are brought to the farm after a nearby resident discovers a fused mass of animals, and arrive just in time to break into the attic. Nathan shoots and kills the monster, saving Lavinia.</p><p>After rushing outside, Nathan attempts to shoot the Color emerging from the well, but the sheriff mistakes Nathan's aim for Ward and fatally shoots him. Ward and the sheriff leave to evacuate Ezra, and Lavinia insists on staying with Nathan. At Ezra's house, the pair only find his desiccated corpse and a recording he left behind, where he surmises that the Color is attempting to remake Earth into "something it knows." Heading back towards the farmhouse, a mutated living tree kills the sheriff.</p><p> </p><p>Ward returns to rescue Lavinia, but finds her possessed by the Color, which explodes out of the well and forms a funnel into the sky. Ward is shown a vision of where the Color hails from, a psychedelic exoplanet inhabited by tentacled alien entities, before Lavinia disintegrates. As space and time begin to unravel, Ward enters the farmhouse and is pursued by a murderous apparition of Nathan. He hides in the wine cellar as the Color's distortion of reality drives the property to destruction, leaving Ward the only survivor as he climbs out of the remains of the farmland, now a colorless ashy "blasted heath".</p><p> </p><p>In an epilogue, a traumatized Ward stands on top of the finished dam which covers the former property, and narrates that having witnessed the Color's takeover, he will never drink the dam's water.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>TOP 5</p><p>The <i>Color Out Of Space</i> project was initially revealed online by Stanley in 2013, but it lacked financing. After two years, in 2015, it was announced that production company SpectreVision would produce the feature. The production experienced further delays, and in late 2018 it was reported that Nicolas Cage had come on board to portray the main character, filming then began in Portugal in early 2019.</p><p>SpectreVision is a production company that was founded in 2010 by Elijah Wood, Daniel Noah, and Josh C. Waller, and primarily produces horror films. In 2018 SpectreVision released <i>Mandy</i>, an action horror with Nicolas Cage in the lead role. <i>Mandy</i> follows Cage's character Red and his wife Mandy, a quiet couple living in isolation in a cabin in the woods. After an interaction with a cult leader, the couple becomes terrorized by a hippie cult and a demonic biker gang</p><p>Lovecraft's extraterrestrial entity, the title color of the movie, was described in the short story as being made up of a color that humans had never seen. This made the entity all the more terrifying, while at the same time almost impossible to give physical form to. Stanley experimented with infrared, and countless new technologies as he tried to come up with a visualization of the color.  As Stanley himself stated, the otherworldly monster is "like a gas with fingers", and naturally there was no blueprint for creating it. He eventually settled on a host of techniques and new technologies combined, and a strong magenta hue.</p><p>Tommy Chong's character Ezra in <i>Color Out Of Space</i> is based on the real-life character Urani, from Richard Stanley's 2013 documentary <i>The Otherworld</i>. Ezra is the only one in the movie who speaks truthfully about what is happening in the world and draws many parallels with Urani. In <i>The Otherworld,</i> Stanley investigates a remote region of France, known as The Zone, that has a rich history of magical belief. Urani, as he is depicted in the film, lives in complete isolation and according to Stanley, claims to have tape recordings of extraterrestrial buzzing from underneath the floor of his house. Ezra makes near-identical claims in <i>Color Out Of Space.</i></p><p><i>Color Out Of Space</i> is the fifth adaptation of the Lovecraft short story to date. The first was adaptation was <i>Die, Monster, Die!</i>, a 1965 movie directed by Daniel Haller. The 1987 movie <i>The Curse</i> directed by David Keith and set in the 1980s is more closely related to the events of the original story.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4color out of space</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p>National treasure</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Color Out of Space. The 2019 Nicolas Cage manic, slow burn, and madness inducing alien invasion film. Stephen finally gets his wish and makes The Guys watch a pure Lovecraftian cosmic horror movie. Does this movie survive the &apos;color&apos; by getting out of town, or will it become one with the color in an alternate universe? Find out when The Guys Review... Color Out of Space. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Color Out of Space. The 2019 Nicolas Cage manic, slow burn, and madness inducing alien invasion film. Stephen finally gets his wish and makes The Guys watch a pure Lovecraftian cosmic horror movie. Does this movie survive the &apos;color&apos; by getting out of town, or will it become one with the color in an alternate universe? Find out when The Guys Review... Color Out of Space. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>The Skulls</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Skulls</strong></p><p> Directed Rob Cohen  </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Joshua Jackson</p><p>Paul Walker</p><p>Hill Harper</p><p>Leslie Bibb</p><p>Christopher McDonald</p><p>Steve Harris</p><p>William Petersen</p><p>Craig T. Nelson</p><p> </p><p>Released: March 21, 2000</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $15M ($25.5M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $50.8M ($86.2M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 5.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 9% </p><p>Metacritic 24% Google Users 77% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>TOP 5</p><p>1 The Skull-and-Bones Society (on which this movie was based) actually gives out watches to each class of skulls, though not necessarily with the whole branding ceremony. After the movie was filmed, Joshua Jackson acquired one of the actual watches and gave it to director Rob Cohen.</p><p> </p><p>2 The wristwatch that each new member of the Skulls is given is the Breitling Old Navitimer. Retails for $2,800-$7500.</p><p> </p><p>3 Joshua Jackson was considered for the role of Mox in Varsity Blues(1999), which was played by James Van Der Beek. One year later, James Van Der Beek was considered for the part of Luke McNamara which went to Jackson.</p><p> </p><p>4 The film is included on the film critic Roger Ebert's "Most Hated" list.</p><p> </p><p>5 When the Skulls members are heading out to the island, the castle in the background is Singer Castle on Dark Island. The island that the Skull and Bone Society owns is called Deer Island. Both islands are in the Thousand Island of the St. Lawrence River.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Tucker, Trey)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Skulls</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Skulls</strong></p><p> Directed Rob Cohen  </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Joshua Jackson</p><p>Paul Walker</p><p>Hill Harper</p><p>Leslie Bibb</p><p>Christopher McDonald</p><p>Steve Harris</p><p>William Petersen</p><p>Craig T. Nelson</p><p> </p><p>Released: March 21, 2000</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $15M ($25.5M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $50.8M ($86.2M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 5.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 9% </p><p>Metacritic 24% Google Users 77% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>TOP 5</p><p>1 The Skull-and-Bones Society (on which this movie was based) actually gives out watches to each class of skulls, though not necessarily with the whole branding ceremony. After the movie was filmed, Joshua Jackson acquired one of the actual watches and gave it to director Rob Cohen.</p><p> </p><p>2 The wristwatch that each new member of the Skulls is given is the Breitling Old Navitimer. Retails for $2,800-$7500.</p><p> </p><p>3 Joshua Jackson was considered for the role of Mox in Varsity Blues(1999), which was played by James Van Der Beek. One year later, James Van Der Beek was considered for the part of Luke McNamara which went to Jackson.</p><p> </p><p>4 The film is included on the film critic Roger Ebert's "Most Hated" list.</p><p> </p><p>5 When the Skulls members are heading out to the island, the castle in the background is Singer Castle on Dark Island. The island that the Skull and Bone Society owns is called Deer Island. Both islands are in the Thousand Island of the St. Lawrence River.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview - Twitter DM group</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>National Tresure</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>National Treasure</strong></p><p> Directed: Jon Turtletaub.  </p><p> </p><p>Writers: Jim Kouf, Cormac Wibberley, Marianne Wibberley</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Nicolas Cage</p><p>Diane Kruger</p><p>Justin Bartha</p><p>Sean Bean</p><p>Jon Voight</p><p> </p><p>Released: 8 November 2004</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $100,000,000M ($154,735,839.07M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $347,512,318M ($537,726,101.12M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.9(NOICE)/10 Rotten Tomatoes 46% </p><p>Metacritic 39% Google Users 86% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Saturn Award</p><p>Best Action/Adventure/Thriller Film</p><p> </p><p>Best Supporting Actress</p><p>Diane Kruger</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>BMI Film & TV Awards 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>BMI Film Music Award</p><p>Trevor Rabin</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Jupiter Award 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Jupiter Award</p><p>Best International Actor</p><p>Nicolas Cage</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Teen Choice Awards 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Teen Choice Award</p><p>Choice Movie: Action Adventure</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Undine Awards, Austria 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Undine Award</p><p>Best Young Actress - Film (Beste jugendliche Hauptdarstellerin in einem Kinospielfilm)</p><p>Diane Kruger</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Visual Effects Society Awards 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>VES Award</p><p>Outstanding Models and Miniatures in a Motion Picture</p><p>Matthew Gratzner</p><p>Forest P. Fischer</p><p>Scott Beverly</p><p>Leigh-Alexandra Jacob</p><p> </p><p>For the treasure room.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>World Stunt Awards 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Taurus Award</p><p>Best Overall Stunt by a Stunt Woman</p><p>Lisa Hoyle</p><p> </p><p>A woman hangs from the open door of a catering truck as it races through the streets. She ... More</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Young Artist Awards 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Young Artist Award</p><p>Best Performance in a Feature Film - Supporting Young Actor</p><p>Hunter Gomez</p><p> </p><p>Best Family Feature Film - Drama</p><p> </p><p>Salutations from Sweden Happy 4th July to Y'all</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p>The story centers on Benjamin Franklin Gates (Cage), an amateur cryptologist with a mechanical engineering degree from MIT and an American history degree from Georgetown who comes from a long line of treasure hunters that believe in the legend of a fantastic treasure trove of artifacts and gold, hidden by the Founding Fathers of the United States, and forgotten to all but a few. The first clue was given to Ben's great-great-great-great grandfather Thomas Gates (Jason Earles) by Charles Carroll, the last living signer of the Declaration of Independence, saying simply, "The secret lies with Charlotte."</p><p> </p><p>Using sophisticated computer arctic weather models, Ben, with his friend Riley Poole (Bartha) and financier Ian Howe (Bean), finds the wreckage of a Colonial ship, the Charlotte, containing a meerschaum pipe engraved with a riddle. After examining the riddle, Ben deduces that the next clue is on the back of the Declaration of Independence. While Ben sees gaining access to such a highly guarded artifact as an obstacle, Ian finds no problem in stealing it. In the standoff, Ian escapes and the Charlotte explodes with Ben and Riley inside, nearly killing them.</p><p> </p><p>They attempt to warn the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI, and Dr. Abigail Chase (Kruger) at the National Archives, but no one takes them seriously, believing it to be too heavily guarded to be under any threat. Ben thinks otherwise, however, and decides to steal it to keep it from Ian. Ben and Riley manage to steal the Declaration during a 70th anniversary-gala, just before Ian arrives. Dr. Chase, who is holding a replica, is kidnapped by Ian who thinks she has the real one, and Ben has to engage in a car chase to rescue her. As she will not leave without the Declaration, and Ben will not let her leave with it, she is forced to go along with them.</p><p> </p><p>Ben and Riley agree that the only place to hide from the police would be Ben's father's (Voight) house. Despite his father's disbelief in the treasure, Ben manages to reveal an Ottendorf cipher on the back of the Declaration, referring to characters in the Silence Dogood letters. The coded message in the letters leads them to Independence Hall in Philadelphia, where they find special bifocals invented by Benjamin Franklin Gates inside of a brick from the building. Ben examines the back of the Declaration with the glasses, to find another clue. After a short chase, Ian gets the Declaration from Riley and Abigail, and the FBI arrests Ben, who has the glasses.</p><p>When the FBI attempts to use Ben as bait to get the Declaration back, Ian arranges to have him escape by jumping from the deck of the USS Intrepid, into the Hudson River, a feat not too difficult for Ben as a graduate of the Navy Diving and Salvage Training Center. Using Ben's father, Riley, and Abigail as leverage, Ian forces Ben to interpret the clue on the back of the declaration, a reference to a secret chamber under the Trinity Church in New York City. When they arrive at a seemingly dead end, Ben's father makes up another clue to keep Ian going, telling him a lantern is the clue to the Old North Church in Boston, referencing Paul Revere's ride. Ian goes to Boston with his men, leaving everyone else to die in the caverns.</p><p> </p><p>After Ian leaves, Ben reveals there is another exit that must be through the treasure room. They find a secret passage into another chamber. To their disappointment, they find it empty, and assume that the treasure was already moved. However, they realize a secondary exit must have been created in case of cave-ins. Ben examines the walls of the room, to find a hole the shape of the pipe from the Charlotte. This lock opens a door into the true treasure room, containing artifacts from all periods of history.</p><p> </p><p>When they leave through the second exit and the FBI arrives, Ben discovers that the chief investigator, Special agent Peter Sadusky (Keitel), is a Freemason. Ben proposes to give the treasure to various museums around the world, with credit being given to the entire Gates family and Riley, with Dr. Chase not being penalized for the theft of the Declaration. However, Sadusky says that someone has to go to prison for the theft of the Declaration, so they fly to Boston, where Ian and his men are breaking the lock to gain entry to the Old North Church. FBI agents emerge from hiding and arrest them under charges of "kidnapping, attempted murder, and trespassing on government property." The U.S. government offers Ben and his friends ten percent of the treasure, but Ben only takes one percent and splits it with Riley. With his share, Ben and Abigail buy a mansion once owned by a man who knew Charles Carroll, and Riley buys a red Ferrari 360 Spider. The film ends with Abigail giving Ben a map and when he curiously asks what it leads to she just smiles a suggestive grin.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>-Nicholas Cage figuring out the "riddle" on the boat with no context clues or anything was crazy.</p><p>-Ian turns on Ben very quickly when it went from study the declaration of independance to steal it, and Ben wasn't game.</p><p>-I always hate this, when Ian shoots the guard with the tazer, he passes out... not what happens with a tazer.</p><p>-Who knows this much about cyphers?</p><p>-Good chace, but would've brought more attention.</p><p>-Why would Ian want to meet in NYC when they were already in Philly?</p><p>-How would a 200 year old torch hold a flame like that?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>TOP 5</p><p><strong>On the back of the $100 bill, there is an etching of Independence Hall, and the time on the clock tower reads 2:22.</strong></p><p>The clock on the back of the early-2000s $100 bill (below) was officially documented as reading 4:10, though it does look more like the hour hand is pointing to the two, suggesting a time of 2:22. When the $100 bill was redesigned in 2009, the time was changed to 10:30; this new bill entered circulation in 2013. There is no evidence that either of these times were chosen for a specific reason.</p><p><strong>Independence Hall was not harmed in the making of this movie.</strong></p><p>Many of the scenes set in Philadelphia were shot on location, in such landmarks as Reading Terminal Market and the Franklin Institute. But one notable exception is Independence Hall. Rather than filming in the real building, a National Historical Park, the filmmakers substituted the brick-for-brick replica of Independence Hall at Knott's Berry Farm in Buena Park, California. Walter Knott had a love for American history, and his replica which was constructed between 1964-1966 was based on historical records, photographs, blueprints, and exact measurements. So, there was no need for Nicolas Cage to run around a real "national treasure" when a truly exact replica existed.</p><p><strong>The house of Pass and Stow</strong></p><p>The bell now known as the Liberty Bell was commissioned from the London firm of Lester and Pack. It arrived in Philadelphia in 1752, but when the bell was struck to test the sound, its rim cracked. Authorities tried in vain to return the bell, so local founders John Pass and John Stow offered to recast it. Their first attempt didn't break when struck, but the sound was disappointing. So, Pass and Stow recast the bell again, and it was finally installed in the bell tower of the Pennsylvania State House (Independence Hall) in June 1753.</p><p>As Ian discovers, the Liberty Bell no longer hangs in Independence Hall. It has its own pavillion across the street, the Liberty Bell Center, which opened to the public in October 2003.</p><p><strong>The final expansion of the crack in the Liberty Bell occurred on George Washington's birthday in 1846, and the Centennial Bell replaced the Liberty Bell in 1876.</strong></p><p>According to the National Park Service, the final expansion of the crack did occur in 1846, and the widening was actually an attempt to prevent futher cracking and restore the bell's tone. By order of the mayor, the bell rang in honor of Washington's birthday and cracked beyond repair.</p><p>In anticipation of the centennial in 1876, a different bell was produced from four melted-down Revolutionary and Civil War cannons. The Centennial Bell was part of the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia, later recast to improve the tone, and hung in the bell tower of</p><p>Independence Hall, where it remains today. This engraving from <i>The Illustrated London News</i>, 1876, shows the Centennial Bell "In the Belfry, Independence Hall.</p><p><strong>      5.  Broadway was called de Heere Street by the Dutch.</strong></p><p>           Originally the Wickquasgeck Trail, Dutch settlers renamed the route traversing Manhattan Island from south to north de Heere Straat, which means the Gentlemen's Street. Much of modern day Broadway follows these original roads.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 4 Jul 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Tucker, Stephen, Trey, Marcus)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>National Tresure</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>National Treasure</strong></p><p> Directed: Jon Turtletaub.  </p><p> </p><p>Writers: Jim Kouf, Cormac Wibberley, Marianne Wibberley</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Nicolas Cage</p><p>Diane Kruger</p><p>Justin Bartha</p><p>Sean Bean</p><p>Jon Voight</p><p> </p><p>Released: 8 November 2004</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $100,000,000M ($154,735,839.07M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $347,512,318M ($537,726,101.12M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.9(NOICE)/10 Rotten Tomatoes 46% </p><p>Metacritic 39% Google Users 86% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler. Protector of Freedom units. Step Sibling with funny feelings down stairs. Entertainer of uncles.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Saturn Award</p><p>Best Action/Adventure/Thriller Film</p><p> </p><p>Best Supporting Actress</p><p>Diane Kruger</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>BMI Film & TV Awards 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>BMI Film Music Award</p><p>Trevor Rabin</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Jupiter Award 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Jupiter Award</p><p>Best International Actor</p><p>Nicolas Cage</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Teen Choice Awards 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Teen Choice Award</p><p>Choice Movie: Action Adventure</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Undine Awards, Austria 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Undine Award</p><p>Best Young Actress - Film (Beste jugendliche Hauptdarstellerin in einem Kinospielfilm)</p><p>Diane Kruger</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Visual Effects Society Awards 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>VES Award</p><p>Outstanding Models and Miniatures in a Motion Picture</p><p>Matthew Gratzner</p><p>Forest P. Fischer</p><p>Scott Beverly</p><p>Leigh-Alexandra Jacob</p><p> </p><p>For the treasure room.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>World Stunt Awards 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Taurus Award</p><p>Best Overall Stunt by a Stunt Woman</p><p>Lisa Hoyle</p><p> </p><p>A woman hangs from the open door of a catering truck as it races through the streets. She ... More</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Young Artist Awards 2005</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Young Artist Award</p><p>Best Performance in a Feature Film - Supporting Young Actor</p><p>Hunter Gomez</p><p> </p><p>Best Family Feature Film - Drama</p><p> </p><p>Salutations from Sweden Happy 4th July to Y'all</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p>The story centers on Benjamin Franklin Gates (Cage), an amateur cryptologist with a mechanical engineering degree from MIT and an American history degree from Georgetown who comes from a long line of treasure hunters that believe in the legend of a fantastic treasure trove of artifacts and gold, hidden by the Founding Fathers of the United States, and forgotten to all but a few. The first clue was given to Ben's great-great-great-great grandfather Thomas Gates (Jason Earles) by Charles Carroll, the last living signer of the Declaration of Independence, saying simply, "The secret lies with Charlotte."</p><p> </p><p>Using sophisticated computer arctic weather models, Ben, with his friend Riley Poole (Bartha) and financier Ian Howe (Bean), finds the wreckage of a Colonial ship, the Charlotte, containing a meerschaum pipe engraved with a riddle. After examining the riddle, Ben deduces that the next clue is on the back of the Declaration of Independence. While Ben sees gaining access to such a highly guarded artifact as an obstacle, Ian finds no problem in stealing it. In the standoff, Ian escapes and the Charlotte explodes with Ben and Riley inside, nearly killing them.</p><p> </p><p>They attempt to warn the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI, and Dr. Abigail Chase (Kruger) at the National Archives, but no one takes them seriously, believing it to be too heavily guarded to be under any threat. Ben thinks otherwise, however, and decides to steal it to keep it from Ian. Ben and Riley manage to steal the Declaration during a 70th anniversary-gala, just before Ian arrives. Dr. Chase, who is holding a replica, is kidnapped by Ian who thinks she has the real one, and Ben has to engage in a car chase to rescue her. As she will not leave without the Declaration, and Ben will not let her leave with it, she is forced to go along with them.</p><p> </p><p>Ben and Riley agree that the only place to hide from the police would be Ben's father's (Voight) house. Despite his father's disbelief in the treasure, Ben manages to reveal an Ottendorf cipher on the back of the Declaration, referring to characters in the Silence Dogood letters. The coded message in the letters leads them to Independence Hall in Philadelphia, where they find special bifocals invented by Benjamin Franklin Gates inside of a brick from the building. Ben examines the back of the Declaration with the glasses, to find another clue. After a short chase, Ian gets the Declaration from Riley and Abigail, and the FBI arrests Ben, who has the glasses.</p><p>When the FBI attempts to use Ben as bait to get the Declaration back, Ian arranges to have him escape by jumping from the deck of the USS Intrepid, into the Hudson River, a feat not too difficult for Ben as a graduate of the Navy Diving and Salvage Training Center. Using Ben's father, Riley, and Abigail as leverage, Ian forces Ben to interpret the clue on the back of the declaration, a reference to a secret chamber under the Trinity Church in New York City. When they arrive at a seemingly dead end, Ben's father makes up another clue to keep Ian going, telling him a lantern is the clue to the Old North Church in Boston, referencing Paul Revere's ride. Ian goes to Boston with his men, leaving everyone else to die in the caverns.</p><p> </p><p>After Ian leaves, Ben reveals there is another exit that must be through the treasure room. They find a secret passage into another chamber. To their disappointment, they find it empty, and assume that the treasure was already moved. However, they realize a secondary exit must have been created in case of cave-ins. Ben examines the walls of the room, to find a hole the shape of the pipe from the Charlotte. This lock opens a door into the true treasure room, containing artifacts from all periods of history.</p><p> </p><p>When they leave through the second exit and the FBI arrives, Ben discovers that the chief investigator, Special agent Peter Sadusky (Keitel), is a Freemason. Ben proposes to give the treasure to various museums around the world, with credit being given to the entire Gates family and Riley, with Dr. Chase not being penalized for the theft of the Declaration. However, Sadusky says that someone has to go to prison for the theft of the Declaration, so they fly to Boston, where Ian and his men are breaking the lock to gain entry to the Old North Church. FBI agents emerge from hiding and arrest them under charges of "kidnapping, attempted murder, and trespassing on government property." The U.S. government offers Ben and his friends ten percent of the treasure, but Ben only takes one percent and splits it with Riley. With his share, Ben and Abigail buy a mansion once owned by a man who knew Charles Carroll, and Riley buys a red Ferrari 360 Spider. The film ends with Abigail giving Ben a map and when he curiously asks what it leads to she just smiles a suggestive grin.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>-Nicholas Cage figuring out the "riddle" on the boat with no context clues or anything was crazy.</p><p>-Ian turns on Ben very quickly when it went from study the declaration of independance to steal it, and Ben wasn't game.</p><p>-I always hate this, when Ian shoots the guard with the tazer, he passes out... not what happens with a tazer.</p><p>-Who knows this much about cyphers?</p><p>-Good chace, but would've brought more attention.</p><p>-Why would Ian want to meet in NYC when they were already in Philly?</p><p>-How would a 200 year old torch hold a flame like that?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>TOP 5</p><p><strong>On the back of the $100 bill, there is an etching of Independence Hall, and the time on the clock tower reads 2:22.</strong></p><p>The clock on the back of the early-2000s $100 bill (below) was officially documented as reading 4:10, though it does look more like the hour hand is pointing to the two, suggesting a time of 2:22. When the $100 bill was redesigned in 2009, the time was changed to 10:30; this new bill entered circulation in 2013. There is no evidence that either of these times were chosen for a specific reason.</p><p><strong>Independence Hall was not harmed in the making of this movie.</strong></p><p>Many of the scenes set in Philadelphia were shot on location, in such landmarks as Reading Terminal Market and the Franklin Institute. But one notable exception is Independence Hall. Rather than filming in the real building, a National Historical Park, the filmmakers substituted the brick-for-brick replica of Independence Hall at Knott's Berry Farm in Buena Park, California. Walter Knott had a love for American history, and his replica which was constructed between 1964-1966 was based on historical records, photographs, blueprints, and exact measurements. So, there was no need for Nicolas Cage to run around a real "national treasure" when a truly exact replica existed.</p><p><strong>The house of Pass and Stow</strong></p><p>The bell now known as the Liberty Bell was commissioned from the London firm of Lester and Pack. It arrived in Philadelphia in 1752, but when the bell was struck to test the sound, its rim cracked. Authorities tried in vain to return the bell, so local founders John Pass and John Stow offered to recast it. Their first attempt didn't break when struck, but the sound was disappointing. So, Pass and Stow recast the bell again, and it was finally installed in the bell tower of the Pennsylvania State House (Independence Hall) in June 1753.</p><p>As Ian discovers, the Liberty Bell no longer hangs in Independence Hall. It has its own pavillion across the street, the Liberty Bell Center, which opened to the public in October 2003.</p><p><strong>The final expansion of the crack in the Liberty Bell occurred on George Washington's birthday in 1846, and the Centennial Bell replaced the Liberty Bell in 1876.</strong></p><p>According to the National Park Service, the final expansion of the crack did occur in 1846, and the widening was actually an attempt to prevent futher cracking and restore the bell's tone. By order of the mayor, the bell rang in honor of Washington's birthday and cracked beyond repair.</p><p>In anticipation of the centennial in 1876, a different bell was produced from four melted-down Revolutionary and Civil War cannons. The Centennial Bell was part of the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia, later recast to improve the tone, and hung in the bell tower of</p><p>Independence Hall, where it remains today. This engraving from <i>The Illustrated London News</i>, 1876, shows the Centennial Bell "In the Belfry, Independence Hall.</p><p><strong>      5.  Broadway was called de Heere Street by the Dutch.</strong></p><p>           Originally the Wickquasgeck Trail, Dutch settlers renamed the route traversing Manhattan Island from south to north de Heere Straat, which means the Gentlemen's Street. Much of modern day Broadway follows these original roads.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:author>Chris, Tucker, Stephen, Trey, Marcus</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... National Treasure. The 2004 blockbuster that brought Nicolas Cage to the modern audience. Listen on as The Guys discuss the film, and Tucker tells a great story about the time he almost pooped his pants... Is this episode worth 10% of the National Treasure, or should it be buried and forgotten? Find out when The Guys Review... National Treasure. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... National Treasure. The 2004 blockbuster that brought Nicolas Cage to the modern audience. Listen on as The Guys discuss the film, and Tucker tells a great story about the time he almost pooped his pants... Is this episode worth 10% of the National Treasure, or should it be buried and forgotten? Find out when The Guys Review... National Treasure. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>The Muppet Movie</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Muppet Movie</strong></p><p> Directed by: James Frawley</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Jim Henson</p><p>Frank Oz</p><p>Jerry Nelson</p><p>Richard Hunt</p><p>Dave Goelz</p><p> </p><p>Release date: May 31, 1979 (United Kingdom)</p><p>June 22, 1979 (United States)</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $8M ($32.2M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $65.2M ($262.5M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 88% </p><p>Metacritic 74% Google Users 84% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler.</p><p> </p><p>Noinated for Acadamy award, golden globe, grammy, saturn and satalite awards, all for music. only won the grammy for best childrens album, and saturn award for best fantasy film.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The story opens with the Muppets sitting down at a private screening to watch a movie, for not only a screen testing, but as a pastiche of how they all met.</p><p> </p><p>Kermit the Frog lives a simple life in a Florida swamp. One day, he plays his banjo and sings "Rainbow Connection", and is approached by Bernie, a talent agent who encourages Kermit to pursue a career in show business. Inspired by the idea of "making millions of people happy", Kermit sets off on a cross-country trip to Hollywood.</p><p> </p><p>Kermit meets Fozzie Bear, who is working as a hapless stand-up comedian, and Kermit invites Fozzie on his journey. The two set out in Fozzie's 1951 Studebaker, but are soon pursued by entrepreneur Doc Hopper and his assistant Max in an attempt by Hopper to convince Kermit to be the new spokesfrog of Hopper's struggling French-fried frog legs restaurant franchise. Horrified, Kermit kindly refuses and he and Fozzie drive away. Unwilling to accept Kermit's refusal, Hopper resorts to increasingly forceful means of persuasion. In an old church, Kermit and Fozzie meet the rock band Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, and the band's manager Scooter, who help them disguise their car. Driving on, they meet and are joined by Gonzo and his girlfriend Camilla the Chicken, who are also interested in becoming movie stars. They trade in their failing vehicle at a used car lot, where they meet Sweetums. They invite Sweetums to come with them, but he runs away. The others drive away, only for Sweetums to emerge and reveal that he had only gone to pack his things.</p><p> </p><p>The group meets Miss Piggy at a county fair, and she immediately becomes love-stricken with Kermit. When Kermit and Miss Piggy meet for dinner that night, Hopper and Max sneak up on Miss Piggy and abduct her as bait to lure Kermit. When Kermit arrives at the designated location, mad scientist Professor Krassman tries to brainwash Kermit into performing in Hopper's advertisements, but Miss Piggy furiously knocks out Hopper's henchmen and causes Krassman to be brainwashed by his own device. However, immediately after the fight and saving Kermit, Miss Piggy receives a job offer and promptly abandons a devastated Kermit.</p><p> </p><p>Joined by Rowlf the Dog and reunited with Miss Piggy along the way, the Muppets continue their journey to Hollywood, but their car breaks down in the desert. Sitting at a campfire, the group sadly realizes that they will likely miss the audition the next day. Kermit wanders off, ashamed for bringing his friends on a fruitless journey, but some personal reflection restores his commitment. He returns to camp, where he discovers the Electric Mayhem have come to their rescue, having learned of their plight by reading ahead in the film's script. The Mayhem offer to drive the entire group the rest of the way in their bus.</p><p> </p><p>The group is warned by a reformed Max that Hopper has hired an assassin, Snake Walker, to kill Kermit. Kermit decides to face his aggressor and proposes a Western-style showdown in a nearby ghost town. There, they find inventor Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker. Kermit confronts Hopper with an appeal to Hopper's own hopes and dreams, but Hopper is unmoved and orders his henchmen to kill Kermit and his friends. They are saved when one of Dr. Honeydew's inventions, "insta-grow" pills, temporarily enlarges Mayhem drummer Animal, who frightens away Hopper and his henchmen for good.</p><p> </p><p>Once the Muppets reach the Hollywood studio, they finally meet studio executive Lew Lord, who signs the Muppets to a "standard 'rich and famous' contract". The first take in their attempt to perform the script goes awry when Gonzo crashes into the prop rainbow, and an explosion blows a hole in the roof of the studio. However, a real rainbow shines through the hole and onto the Muppets. Joined by other Muppet characters from <i>The Muppet Show</i>, <i>Sesame Street</i>, <i>Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas</i>, and <i>The Land of Gorch</i>, the Muppets all sing together.</p><p>Sweetums then tears through the movie screen in the theater, ending the film and catching up with the rest of the crew as they congratulate each other on their performances.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p>-When Animal accidentally eats Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's Insta-Grow pills, he memorably balloons through the roof. Jim Henson refused to use a normal puppet on a miniature set to accomplish this effect, so his crew had to construct a gigantic Animal head that measured sixty feet.</p><p>-In a 2004 interview, John Landis revealed that he was the puppeteer for Grover during the final sequence, as Frank Oz was busy operating Miss Piggy. Landis also noted that Tim Burton was also amongst the many puppeteers in the finale.</p><p>-According to Austin Pendleton, James Frawley was very unhappy directing the movie, and did not get along with The Muppet performers.</p><p>-The song "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday" was one of Jim Henson's favorites, and Gonzo's performer, Dave Goelz performed it at Henson's memorial.</p><p>-When the film was released, The Muppet Show (1976) was the world's most popular TV show at the time, with an estimated 235 million viewers in 102 countries.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Muppet Movie</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Muppet Movie</strong></p><p> Directed by: James Frawley</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Jim Henson</p><p>Frank Oz</p><p>Jerry Nelson</p><p>Richard Hunt</p><p>Dave Goelz</p><p> </p><p>Release date: May 31, 1979 (United Kingdom)</p><p>June 22, 1979 (United States)</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $8M ($32.2M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $65.2M ($262.5M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 88% </p><p>Metacritic 74% Google Users 84% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler.</p><p> </p><p>Noinated for Acadamy award, golden globe, grammy, saturn and satalite awards, all for music. only won the grammy for best childrens album, and saturn award for best fantasy film.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The story opens with the Muppets sitting down at a private screening to watch a movie, for not only a screen testing, but as a pastiche of how they all met.</p><p> </p><p>Kermit the Frog lives a simple life in a Florida swamp. One day, he plays his banjo and sings "Rainbow Connection", and is approached by Bernie, a talent agent who encourages Kermit to pursue a career in show business. Inspired by the idea of "making millions of people happy", Kermit sets off on a cross-country trip to Hollywood.</p><p> </p><p>Kermit meets Fozzie Bear, who is working as a hapless stand-up comedian, and Kermit invites Fozzie on his journey. The two set out in Fozzie's 1951 Studebaker, but are soon pursued by entrepreneur Doc Hopper and his assistant Max in an attempt by Hopper to convince Kermit to be the new spokesfrog of Hopper's struggling French-fried frog legs restaurant franchise. Horrified, Kermit kindly refuses and he and Fozzie drive away. Unwilling to accept Kermit's refusal, Hopper resorts to increasingly forceful means of persuasion. In an old church, Kermit and Fozzie meet the rock band Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, and the band's manager Scooter, who help them disguise their car. Driving on, they meet and are joined by Gonzo and his girlfriend Camilla the Chicken, who are also interested in becoming movie stars. They trade in their failing vehicle at a used car lot, where they meet Sweetums. They invite Sweetums to come with them, but he runs away. The others drive away, only for Sweetums to emerge and reveal that he had only gone to pack his things.</p><p> </p><p>The group meets Miss Piggy at a county fair, and she immediately becomes love-stricken with Kermit. When Kermit and Miss Piggy meet for dinner that night, Hopper and Max sneak up on Miss Piggy and abduct her as bait to lure Kermit. When Kermit arrives at the designated location, mad scientist Professor Krassman tries to brainwash Kermit into performing in Hopper's advertisements, but Miss Piggy furiously knocks out Hopper's henchmen and causes Krassman to be brainwashed by his own device. However, immediately after the fight and saving Kermit, Miss Piggy receives a job offer and promptly abandons a devastated Kermit.</p><p> </p><p>Joined by Rowlf the Dog and reunited with Miss Piggy along the way, the Muppets continue their journey to Hollywood, but their car breaks down in the desert. Sitting at a campfire, the group sadly realizes that they will likely miss the audition the next day. Kermit wanders off, ashamed for bringing his friends on a fruitless journey, but some personal reflection restores his commitment. He returns to camp, where he discovers the Electric Mayhem have come to their rescue, having learned of their plight by reading ahead in the film's script. The Mayhem offer to drive the entire group the rest of the way in their bus.</p><p> </p><p>The group is warned by a reformed Max that Hopper has hired an assassin, Snake Walker, to kill Kermit. Kermit decides to face his aggressor and proposes a Western-style showdown in a nearby ghost town. There, they find inventor Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker. Kermit confronts Hopper with an appeal to Hopper's own hopes and dreams, but Hopper is unmoved and orders his henchmen to kill Kermit and his friends. They are saved when one of Dr. Honeydew's inventions, "insta-grow" pills, temporarily enlarges Mayhem drummer Animal, who frightens away Hopper and his henchmen for good.</p><p> </p><p>Once the Muppets reach the Hollywood studio, they finally meet studio executive Lew Lord, who signs the Muppets to a "standard 'rich and famous' contract". The first take in their attempt to perform the script goes awry when Gonzo crashes into the prop rainbow, and an explosion blows a hole in the roof of the studio. However, a real rainbow shines through the hole and onto the Muppets. Joined by other Muppet characters from <i>The Muppet Show</i>, <i>Sesame Street</i>, <i>Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas</i>, and <i>The Land of Gorch</i>, the Muppets all sing together.</p><p>Sweetums then tears through the movie screen in the theater, ending the film and catching up with the rest of the crew as they congratulate each other on their performances.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p>-When Animal accidentally eats Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's Insta-Grow pills, he memorably balloons through the roof. Jim Henson refused to use a normal puppet on a miniature set to accomplish this effect, so his crew had to construct a gigantic Animal head that measured sixty feet.</p><p>-In a 2004 interview, John Landis revealed that he was the puppeteer for Grover during the final sequence, as Frank Oz was busy operating Miss Piggy. Landis also noted that Tim Burton was also amongst the many puppeteers in the finale.</p><p>-According to Austin Pendleton, James Frawley was very unhappy directing the movie, and did not get along with The Muppet performers.</p><p>-The song "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday" was one of Jim Henson's favorites, and Gonzo's performer, Dave Goelz performed it at Henson's memorial.</p><p>-When the film was released, The Muppet Show (1976) was the world's most popular TV show at the time, with an estimated 235 million viewers in 102 countries.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Muppets Movie. The 1979 vision that brought the muppets to the big screen from tv, where is was ruling the world on 235 million viewers in 102 countries. Listen on as the Guys discuss how Kermit gets the gang together and whether rule 34 applies to Kermit and Miss Piggy... Spoiler: It does. Does this movie end up deep fried like Doc Hoppers frog legs or does it keep Movin&apos; Right Along to a good score? Find out when the Guys Review... The Muppet Movie. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Muppets Movie. The 1979 vision that brought the muppets to the big screen from tv, where is was ruling the world on 235 million viewers in 102 countries. Listen on as the Guys discuss how Kermit gets the gang together and whether rule 34 applies to Kermit and Miss Piggy... Spoiler: It does. Does this movie end up deep fried like Doc Hoppers frog legs or does it keep Movin&apos; Right Along to a good score? Find out when the Guys Review... The Muppet Movie. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>The Midnight Meat Train</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Midnight Meat Train</strong></p><p> Directed by: Ryûhei Kitamura</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Bradley Cooper</p><p>Leslie Bibb</p><p>Tony Curran</p><p>Brooke Shields</p><p>Roger Bart</p><p>Vinnie Jones</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Release date: August 1, 2008</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $15M ($40M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $3.5M ($4.8M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 73% </p><p>Metacritic 58% Google Users 73% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>Leon is a photographer who wants to capture unique gritty shots of the city. He is crushed when, instead of giving him his big break, gallery owner Susan criticizes him for not taking enough risks. Emboldened, he heads into the city's subway system at night, where he takes pictures of an impending sexual assault before saving the woman. The next day, he discovers she has gone missing. Intrigued, he investigates reports of similar disappearances. His investigation leads him to a butcher named Mahogany, who he suspects has been killing subway passengers for the past three years.</p><p> </p><p>Leon presents his photos to the police, but Detective Hadley disbelieves him. Leon's involvement quickly turns into a dark obsession, upsetting his girlfriend Maya, who is also disbelieving of his story. Leon follows Mahogany onto the last subway train of the night, only to witness a bloodbath. The butcher kills several passengers and hangs their bodies on meat hooks. After a brief scuffle with Mahogany, Leon passes out on the train. He awakes the next morning in a slaughterhouse with strange markings carved into his chest.</p><p> </p><p>A concerned Maya and her friend Jurgis examine Leon's photos of Mahogany, leading them to the killer's apartment. After breaking in, Jurgis is captured, though Maya escapes with timetables that record over a hundred years of murders on the subway. She goes to the police but finds Hadley still skeptical. When Hadley presses Maya to return the timetables, she demands answers. At gunpoint, Hadley directs her to take the midnight train to find Jurgis. Leon heads to a hidden subway entrance in the slaughterhouse, arming himself with several knives.</p><p> </p><p>He boards the train as Mahogany completes his nightly massacre and corners Maya. Leon attacks the murderer with a knife, and the two fight in between the swinging human flesh. Human body parts are ripped, thrown, and used as weapons. Jurgis, hung from a meat hook, dies when he is gutted. The train reaches its final stop, a cavernous abandoned station filled with skulls and decomposing bodies. The conductor appears, advising Leon and Maya to "step away from the meat." The true purpose of the abandoned station is revealed, as reptilian creatures enter the car and consume the bodies of the murdered passengers. Leon and Maya flee into the cavern. Mahogany, battered, fights to the death with Leon. After Leon stabs a broken femur through his throat, Mahogany only grins in his dying throes, saying, "Welcome!"</p><p> </p><p>The conductor tells Leon the creatures have lived beneath the city long before the subway was constructed, and the butcher's job is to feed them each night to keep them from attacking subway riders during the day. He picks up Leon and, with the same supernatural strength as the deceased butcher, rips out Leon's tongue and eats it. The conductor brings Leon's attention to Maya, who has been knocked unconscious and is lying on a pile of bones. The conductor forces Leon to watch as he cuts Maya's chest open to remove her heart. He says that, having killed the butcher, Leon must take his place.</p><p> </p><p>Detective Hadley hands the train schedule to the new butcher, who wears a ring with the symbol of the group that feeds the creatures. The killer walks onto the midnight train and reveals himself as Leon.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p>-Lionsgate had recently hired executive Joseph Drake when the film was completing production. Drake greatly disliked the film, and decided to give it a limited theatrical run in budget cinemas.</p><p>-Vinnie Jones and Bradley Cooper were born exactly ten years apart on January 5th. Vinnie in 1965, and Bradley in 1975.</p><p>-The necklace that Detective Hadley (Barbara Eve Harris) wears has the same symbol as Mahogany's (Vinnie Jones') ring.</p><p>-This is the second movie in which Vinnie Jones remains silent until the final few minutes of the film, the first being Gone in 60 Seconds (2000).</p><p>-The ancients' immortality is ensured by the human flesh (they are themselves degenerate humans), and said immortality is needed for them to continually serve the Eldritch Abomination they made a deal with so New York would prosper. It's also implied that similar deals were brokered with similar abominations at the site of every major city in the world. Even yours. it's also implied that all myths of Gods, ever, including the Abrahamic deity, are sanitized accounts of these abominations.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Midnight Meat Train</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Midnight Meat Train</strong></p><p> Directed by: Ryûhei Kitamura</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Bradley Cooper</p><p>Leslie Bibb</p><p>Tony Curran</p><p>Brooke Shields</p><p>Roger Bart</p><p>Vinnie Jones</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Release date: August 1, 2008</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $15M ($40M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $3.5M ($4.8M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 73% </p><p>Metacritic 58% Google Users 73% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>Leon is a photographer who wants to capture unique gritty shots of the city. He is crushed when, instead of giving him his big break, gallery owner Susan criticizes him for not taking enough risks. Emboldened, he heads into the city's subway system at night, where he takes pictures of an impending sexual assault before saving the woman. The next day, he discovers she has gone missing. Intrigued, he investigates reports of similar disappearances. His investigation leads him to a butcher named Mahogany, who he suspects has been killing subway passengers for the past three years.</p><p> </p><p>Leon presents his photos to the police, but Detective Hadley disbelieves him. Leon's involvement quickly turns into a dark obsession, upsetting his girlfriend Maya, who is also disbelieving of his story. Leon follows Mahogany onto the last subway train of the night, only to witness a bloodbath. The butcher kills several passengers and hangs their bodies on meat hooks. After a brief scuffle with Mahogany, Leon passes out on the train. He awakes the next morning in a slaughterhouse with strange markings carved into his chest.</p><p> </p><p>A concerned Maya and her friend Jurgis examine Leon's photos of Mahogany, leading them to the killer's apartment. After breaking in, Jurgis is captured, though Maya escapes with timetables that record over a hundred years of murders on the subway. She goes to the police but finds Hadley still skeptical. When Hadley presses Maya to return the timetables, she demands answers. At gunpoint, Hadley directs her to take the midnight train to find Jurgis. Leon heads to a hidden subway entrance in the slaughterhouse, arming himself with several knives.</p><p> </p><p>He boards the train as Mahogany completes his nightly massacre and corners Maya. Leon attacks the murderer with a knife, and the two fight in between the swinging human flesh. Human body parts are ripped, thrown, and used as weapons. Jurgis, hung from a meat hook, dies when he is gutted. The train reaches its final stop, a cavernous abandoned station filled with skulls and decomposing bodies. The conductor appears, advising Leon and Maya to "step away from the meat." The true purpose of the abandoned station is revealed, as reptilian creatures enter the car and consume the bodies of the murdered passengers. Leon and Maya flee into the cavern. Mahogany, battered, fights to the death with Leon. After Leon stabs a broken femur through his throat, Mahogany only grins in his dying throes, saying, "Welcome!"</p><p> </p><p>The conductor tells Leon the creatures have lived beneath the city long before the subway was constructed, and the butcher's job is to feed them each night to keep them from attacking subway riders during the day. He picks up Leon and, with the same supernatural strength as the deceased butcher, rips out Leon's tongue and eats it. The conductor brings Leon's attention to Maya, who has been knocked unconscious and is lying on a pile of bones. The conductor forces Leon to watch as he cuts Maya's chest open to remove her heart. He says that, having killed the butcher, Leon must take his place.</p><p> </p><p>Detective Hadley hands the train schedule to the new butcher, who wears a ring with the symbol of the group that feeds the creatures. The killer walks onto the midnight train and reveals himself as Leon.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p>-Lionsgate had recently hired executive Joseph Drake when the film was completing production. Drake greatly disliked the film, and decided to give it a limited theatrical run in budget cinemas.</p><p>-Vinnie Jones and Bradley Cooper were born exactly ten years apart on January 5th. Vinnie in 1965, and Bradley in 1975.</p><p>-The necklace that Detective Hadley (Barbara Eve Harris) wears has the same symbol as Mahogany's (Vinnie Jones') ring.</p><p>-This is the second movie in which Vinnie Jones remains silent until the final few minutes of the film, the first being Gone in 60 Seconds (2000).</p><p>-The ancients' immortality is ensured by the human flesh (they are themselves degenerate humans), and said immortality is needed for them to continually serve the Eldritch Abomination they made a deal with so New York would prosper. It's also implied that similar deals were brokered with similar abominations at the site of every major city in the world. Even yours. it's also implied that all myths of Gods, ever, including the Abrahamic deity, are sanitized accounts of these abominations.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Midnight Meat Train. The 2008 box office bomb that, arguably, should&apos;ve been a hit with the cast involved. For whatever reason, Trey decided to torture The Guys this week and make them watch this trainwreck. Listen on as The Guys discuss the Lovecraft inspired gorefest and find out if it murders with the guys, or is it just hemorrhaging copious amounts of blood when The Guys Review... The Midnight Meat Train. 
 
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Top Gun</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Top Gun</strong></p><p> Directed by: Tony Scott (Brother of Ridley Scott)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Tom Cruise</p><p>Kelly McGillis</p><p>Val Kilmer</p><p>Anthony Edwards</p><p>Tom Skerritt</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Release date: May 16, 1986</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $15M ($40M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $357.3M ($952.9M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.9/10 Rotten Tomatoes 57% </p><p>Metacritic 50% Google Users 87% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler.</p><p> </p><p>Won an academy award and golden globe for best original song, Take My Breath Away. It won a grammy for best Best Pop Instrumental Performance for the Top Gun anthem. Won a people choice award for favorite motion picture. It was inducted into the National Film Registry in 2015. </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens with a screen saying: On March 3, 1969 the united states navy established an elite school for the top one percent of it's pilots. It's purpose was to teach the lost oart of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They Succeeded. Today, the Navy calls it Fighter Weapons School. The flyers call it: Top Gun. It cuts to scenes of planes taking off and landing on an aircraft carrier. Indian ocean, present day. On the bridge, the pilots are made aware of unidentified contacts, and the captain is distressed to learn Maverick and Goose are out for contact. The find two Mig 28s. After acquiring missile lock, the first mig bugs out. The second Mig gets missile lock on Cougar and Merlin, as Maverick moves in to position to engage, he can't shoot and decides to have some fun, goes inverted and flips the mig pilot the bird, while Goose takes a picture. Cougar is freaked out and freezes up. Maverick aborts his landing like Trey after a one night stand, and helps him land. Cougar turns in his wings, as the commander tears into Maverick and Goose, he tells them they are going to Top Gun flight academy. Cut to highway to the danger zone montage. In the training room, they get a briefing from Viper. At the bar they have a contentious meeting with Iceman. Afterwards, Goose bets Maverick $20 to have carnal knowledge of someone at the bar when Maverick sees Charlie across the bar and decides shes lost that lovin' feeling, leading to all the pilots to join in with him and they have a very playful conversation, then she eventually ditches him. The next day back at Top Gun, Maverick recognizes Charlie as a civilian contractor and highly educated. He retells the story of the Mig, which no one believes.</p><p> </p><p>-Fuck, i love Highway to the danger zone. Epic theme.</p><p>-Migs engaging I doubt would happen like that</p><p>-</p><p> </p><p>Maverick and Goose fly their first practice mission and end up out maneuvering Jester and getting target lock, afterwards they buzz the tower. In the locker room, Iceman confronts Maverick, but they are called to Vipers office to get chewed out about the buzz and going below the hard deck. Goose has a heart to heart with Maverick, and He promises not to let Goose down. In class he continues to hit on Charlie, and she gives him her address. Maverick and Goose are playing volley ball against Iceman. He leaves to go to see Charlie, they eat and she asks about the Mig again. He then tells her about his father going missing; he then leaves to take a shower. Gooses wife and kid arrive and cut back to the classroom and they use Mavericks moves as an example of what not to do. Pissed off, he takes off on his bike, and Charlie follows telling him she's fallen for him. They kiss. Cut to the blue sex scene. Going into another exercise, we're informed they're half way through training, and that Iceman is in first place by 3 points. They're up with Viper and Jester, Viper peels off and Maverick leaves Hollywood to get Viper. As he closes in, Jester ends up behind him and he loses. In the locker room, Jester tells him that's the best flying he's seen yet. At the diner with Goose, his wife and Charlie the girls chat. Back to training missions, two weeks until graduation. They're up with Iceman and they engage 3 bogies. As Iceman engages one, Maverick pulls up behind and Iceman disengages, when he does, they're caught in the jet wash and end up in a flat spin. They eject and Goose hits the canopy, killing him.</p><p> </p><p>-Wonder how Jester got his name?</p><p>-Why is Maverick playing in jeans?</p><p>-The elevator scene was a re-shoot, she wears the hat because she changed her hair for another movie. Same for the sex scene.</p><p>-I wonder if the canopy ejecting death is a thing that can happen?</p><p> </p><p>In the hospital, Viper visits telling Maverick he has to let Goose go, that there will be more people that die. He arrives back at base and is packing up Gooses stuff, while his wife and son wait. She tells him he would've kept flying without Maverick. The flight board finds that he was not at fault in the accident and he's returned to active flight duty. In his first mission, he doesn't engage the fight, Viper and Jester discuss if he's lost his edge, but he'll continue. Iceman expresses his condolences, as Maverick quits. Charlie finds him at the diner, Maverick congratulates her on her new job in DC; while she affirms him, and tries to move him forward. He goes to talk to Viper, and realizes he knew his father, and confirmed that his dad "did it right." He then tells Maverick what happened to his father. They discuss his options and he leaves, going by Charlies house, but not stopping. At graduation from Top Gun, he arrives late. Seeing Iceman got the top spot, he congratulates him. They are handed orders about a high tension situation and they are relocated back to the indian ocean. They're briefed about a disabled ship and they're supposed to support the rescue and engage any migs that are in the area. Iceman is up and we see there are 4 migs. Hollywood is shot with a missle, and goes down. They launch Maverick and he moves in, they cannot launch anymore planes because the catapult is broken. Missile is launched at Iceman, but it misses. Maverick flys through the jet wash and almost loses control; he starts freaking out and Iceman is pissed. He asks Goose for help, and he reengages. He shoots down one mig. Another missile fired and missed. As one mig moves around behind Maverick, Iceman gets a shot at another mig, but is then shot by a different mig. Maverick fires a missile and misses, but gets him on the second shot. Maverick pulls the same move he did on Jester, and gets behind the mig, and destroys it. The rest of the migs bug out and they return to the carrier, performing another flyby and buzz the tower. They land to jubilation and celebration, Iceman tells him he's still dangerous, but that they can be wingmen anytime. Somewhere below deck, he throws Gooses dog tags into the ocean, letting him go. He is told he can go anywhere he wants and decides he wants to be an instructor at Top Gun. As he sits at the diner, That Lovin' Feeling starts playing and Charlie appears behind him. They have a very similar conversation to their first one, they embrace and cut to end credits.</p><p> </p><p>-Why is everyone always so sweaty?</p><p>-Is dogfighting even a thing anymore?</p><p>-If that had happened, it probably would've led to nuclear war in 86.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p>-The F-14 pilot who "flipped the bird" at the MiG pilot was Scott Altman of VF-51, who eventually became a NASA astronaut flying as pilot on two missions and as commander on two more missions.</p><p>-Tom Cruise had to wear lifts in his scenes with Kelly McGillis. Cruise is 5'7" (1.70 m) while McGillis is 5'10" (1.78 m).</p><p>-After the "car chase" when Charlie tells Maverick that she didn't want anyone to find out she was falling for him, Maverick originally had a line to say. Tom Cruise forgot the line and "ad libbed" by kissing Kelly McGillis instead. Tony Scott liked it so much, he left the scene like that.</p><p>-This film is credited with starting the home video industry. Originally, VHS tapes were priced at $100 upon their first release, and were sold mainly to video stores. This film was priced to own immediately upon release, made possible by Pepsi Cola buying ad space at the beginning of the tape. Since then, pricing VHS tapes to own right away became a common practice.</p><p>-Kenny Loggins was not the first choice to record the song "Danger Zone" for the film. TOTO and REO Speedwagon were two of the groups considered prior to Loggins.</p><p> </p><p>Bonus: The real Top Gun School imposes a $5 fine to any staff member that quotes the film.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Top Gun</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Top Gun</strong></p><p> Directed by: Tony Scott (Brother of Ridley Scott)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Tom Cruise</p><p>Kelly McGillis</p><p>Val Kilmer</p><p>Anthony Edwards</p><p>Tom Skerritt</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Release date: May 16, 1986</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $15M ($40M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $357.3M ($952.9M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.9/10 Rotten Tomatoes 57% </p><p>Metacritic 50% Google Users 87% </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler.</p><p> </p><p>Won an academy award and golden globe for best original song, Take My Breath Away. It won a grammy for best Best Pop Instrumental Performance for the Top Gun anthem. Won a people choice award for favorite motion picture. It was inducted into the National Film Registry in 2015. </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens with a screen saying: On March 3, 1969 the united states navy established an elite school for the top one percent of it's pilots. It's purpose was to teach the lost oart of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They Succeeded. Today, the Navy calls it Fighter Weapons School. The flyers call it: Top Gun. It cuts to scenes of planes taking off and landing on an aircraft carrier. Indian ocean, present day. On the bridge, the pilots are made aware of unidentified contacts, and the captain is distressed to learn Maverick and Goose are out for contact. The find two Mig 28s. After acquiring missile lock, the first mig bugs out. The second Mig gets missile lock on Cougar and Merlin, as Maverick moves in to position to engage, he can't shoot and decides to have some fun, goes inverted and flips the mig pilot the bird, while Goose takes a picture. Cougar is freaked out and freezes up. Maverick aborts his landing like Trey after a one night stand, and helps him land. Cougar turns in his wings, as the commander tears into Maverick and Goose, he tells them they are going to Top Gun flight academy. Cut to highway to the danger zone montage. In the training room, they get a briefing from Viper. At the bar they have a contentious meeting with Iceman. Afterwards, Goose bets Maverick $20 to have carnal knowledge of someone at the bar when Maverick sees Charlie across the bar and decides shes lost that lovin' feeling, leading to all the pilots to join in with him and they have a very playful conversation, then she eventually ditches him. The next day back at Top Gun, Maverick recognizes Charlie as a civilian contractor and highly educated. He retells the story of the Mig, which no one believes.</p><p> </p><p>-Fuck, i love Highway to the danger zone. Epic theme.</p><p>-Migs engaging I doubt would happen like that</p><p>-</p><p> </p><p>Maverick and Goose fly their first practice mission and end up out maneuvering Jester and getting target lock, afterwards they buzz the tower. In the locker room, Iceman confronts Maverick, but they are called to Vipers office to get chewed out about the buzz and going below the hard deck. Goose has a heart to heart with Maverick, and He promises not to let Goose down. In class he continues to hit on Charlie, and she gives him her address. Maverick and Goose are playing volley ball against Iceman. He leaves to go to see Charlie, they eat and she asks about the Mig again. He then tells her about his father going missing; he then leaves to take a shower. Gooses wife and kid arrive and cut back to the classroom and they use Mavericks moves as an example of what not to do. Pissed off, he takes off on his bike, and Charlie follows telling him she's fallen for him. They kiss. Cut to the blue sex scene. Going into another exercise, we're informed they're half way through training, and that Iceman is in first place by 3 points. They're up with Viper and Jester, Viper peels off and Maverick leaves Hollywood to get Viper. As he closes in, Jester ends up behind him and he loses. In the locker room, Jester tells him that's the best flying he's seen yet. At the diner with Goose, his wife and Charlie the girls chat. Back to training missions, two weeks until graduation. They're up with Iceman and they engage 3 bogies. As Iceman engages one, Maverick pulls up behind and Iceman disengages, when he does, they're caught in the jet wash and end up in a flat spin. They eject and Goose hits the canopy, killing him.</p><p> </p><p>-Wonder how Jester got his name?</p><p>-Why is Maverick playing in jeans?</p><p>-The elevator scene was a re-shoot, she wears the hat because she changed her hair for another movie. Same for the sex scene.</p><p>-I wonder if the canopy ejecting death is a thing that can happen?</p><p> </p><p>In the hospital, Viper visits telling Maverick he has to let Goose go, that there will be more people that die. He arrives back at base and is packing up Gooses stuff, while his wife and son wait. She tells him he would've kept flying without Maverick. The flight board finds that he was not at fault in the accident and he's returned to active flight duty. In his first mission, he doesn't engage the fight, Viper and Jester discuss if he's lost his edge, but he'll continue. Iceman expresses his condolences, as Maverick quits. Charlie finds him at the diner, Maverick congratulates her on her new job in DC; while she affirms him, and tries to move him forward. He goes to talk to Viper, and realizes he knew his father, and confirmed that his dad "did it right." He then tells Maverick what happened to his father. They discuss his options and he leaves, going by Charlies house, but not stopping. At graduation from Top Gun, he arrives late. Seeing Iceman got the top spot, he congratulates him. They are handed orders about a high tension situation and they are relocated back to the indian ocean. They're briefed about a disabled ship and they're supposed to support the rescue and engage any migs that are in the area. Iceman is up and we see there are 4 migs. Hollywood is shot with a missle, and goes down. They launch Maverick and he moves in, they cannot launch anymore planes because the catapult is broken. Missile is launched at Iceman, but it misses. Maverick flys through the jet wash and almost loses control; he starts freaking out and Iceman is pissed. He asks Goose for help, and he reengages. He shoots down one mig. Another missile fired and missed. As one mig moves around behind Maverick, Iceman gets a shot at another mig, but is then shot by a different mig. Maverick fires a missile and misses, but gets him on the second shot. Maverick pulls the same move he did on Jester, and gets behind the mig, and destroys it. The rest of the migs bug out and they return to the carrier, performing another flyby and buzz the tower. They land to jubilation and celebration, Iceman tells him he's still dangerous, but that they can be wingmen anytime. Somewhere below deck, he throws Gooses dog tags into the ocean, letting him go. He is told he can go anywhere he wants and decides he wants to be an instructor at Top Gun. As he sits at the diner, That Lovin' Feeling starts playing and Charlie appears behind him. They have a very similar conversation to their first one, they embrace and cut to end credits.</p><p> </p><p>-Why is everyone always so sweaty?</p><p>-Is dogfighting even a thing anymore?</p><p>-If that had happened, it probably would've led to nuclear war in 86.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p>-The F-14 pilot who "flipped the bird" at the MiG pilot was Scott Altman of VF-51, who eventually became a NASA astronaut flying as pilot on two missions and as commander on two more missions.</p><p>-Tom Cruise had to wear lifts in his scenes with Kelly McGillis. Cruise is 5'7" (1.70 m) while McGillis is 5'10" (1.78 m).</p><p>-After the "car chase" when Charlie tells Maverick that she didn't want anyone to find out she was falling for him, Maverick originally had a line to say. Tom Cruise forgot the line and "ad libbed" by kissing Kelly McGillis instead. Tony Scott liked it so much, he left the scene like that.</p><p>-This film is credited with starting the home video industry. Originally, VHS tapes were priced at $100 upon their first release, and were sold mainly to video stores. This film was priced to own immediately upon release, made possible by Pepsi Cola buying ad space at the beginning of the tape. Since then, pricing VHS tapes to own right away became a common practice.</p><p>-Kenny Loggins was not the first choice to record the song "Danger Zone" for the film. TOTO and REO Speedwagon were two of the groups considered prior to Loggins.</p><p> </p><p>Bonus: The real Top Gun School imposes a $5 fine to any staff member that quotes the film.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Top Gun. The 1986 action movie that made Tom Cruise an A list star. Listen on and decide for yourself if Top Gun is an exuberant 80&apos;s macheesmo movie or if it&apos;s bubbling with homo erotism... I mean, I still flex everytime I look at my watch still. The Guys share some stories, and buzz the tower of decency, as usual. Does Top Gun fly high or end up in a flat spin (SPOILER: RIP Goose!)? Find out, when The Guys Review... Top Gun. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Top Gun. The 1986 action movie that made Tom Cruise an A list star. Listen on and decide for yourself if Top Gun is an exuberant 80&apos;s macheesmo movie or if it&apos;s bubbling with homo erotism... I mean, I still flex everytime I look at my watch still. The Guys share some stories, and buzz the tower of decency, as usual. Does Top Gun fly high or end up in a flat spin (SPOILER: RIP Goose!)? Find out, when The Guys Review... Top Gun. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Road House</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Road House</strong></p><p> Directed by: Rowdy Herrington</p><p>Written by: R. Lance Hill (Story)  Hilary Henkin (Scrrenplay)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Patrick Swayze</p><p>Kelly Lynch</p><p>Sam Elliot</p><p>Ben Gazzara</p><p>Julie Michaels</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Release date: May 19, 1989</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Budget: $17,000,000M ($39,635,911.29M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $61.6M ($143,621,890.32 in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross worldwide</p><p> </p><p>$30,050,028M ($70,062,367.30M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 37% </p><p>Metacritic 36% Google Users 87% </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Between VHS, DVD, Blu-ray and Streaming service sales, 'Road House' has grossed over $203 Million dollars. The film was originally released on VHS and then on DVD. In the United States MGM first released the film on DVD on February 4, 2003 with a 2.35:1 aspect ratio and theatrical trailer as the sole extra feature.[12] In 2006 a Deluxe Edition DVD was released with two audio commentaries including one with the director, two featurettes titled "On the Roadhouse" and "What Would Dalton Do?".[13]<i>Road House</i> was first issued by MGM on Blu-ray disc on June 2, 2009. A second disc combines the same six special features ported from the Deluxe DVD.[14] After being reissued numerous times in the U.S., in 2016 Shout! Factory released a 2-disc Blu-ray collectors edition with fourteen extra features with material ported over from the previous editions. New supplements include a ‘making of’ documentary with new interviews by Herrington, actors Kelly Lynch, John Doe, Kevin Tighe, Julie Michaels and Red West, a separate conversation with the director and featurette for the films music</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Razzie Awards 1990</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Razzie Award</p><p>Worst Picture</p><p>Joel Silver</p><p> </p><p>Worst Actor</p><p>Patrick Swayze</p><p>For Next of Kin</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Worst Supporting Actor</p><p>Ben Gazzara</p><p> </p><p>Worst Director</p><p>Rowdy Herrington</p><p> </p><p>Worst Screenplay</p><p>R. Lance Hill (also story)</p><p>Hilary Henkin</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-Patrick Swayzes epic mullet</p><p>-What kind of asshole kicks a woman like that guy in the beginning?</p><p>-$5K up front, and $500 a night. If you work 5 days a week, that's 260 days a year. That's $130K, all cash, no taxes. Not too shabby. Even if its only 4 days a week, that's 208 days a year, which is $104K. Not bad for 1989. In 2022, that would be ~$242K.</p><p>-That's the most well lit dive bar I've ever seen.</p><p>-Any of yall ever been in a huge brawl like that?</p><p>-How did Dalton know where to go to rent the room?</p><p> </p><p>-Guess Dalton doing Tai Chi is an excuse to get his shirt off?</p><p>-There isn't much depth to the movie or characters</p><p>-The standing/walking sex would not be fun...</p><p>-What're the chances he ends up living across the river from his enemy</p><p>-This whole thing is just a dick measuring contest between Dalton and Brad</p><p>-Bigfoot through the car dealership was fun</p><p>-Pretty decent fight between Dalton and Jimmy; the music was way over dramatic</p><p>-I love that he kills a guy, and no one does anything. No cops, or anything.</p><p>-Brad takes 3 shotgun blasts, and is still standing? I doubt it.</p><p>-Is "I didn't see anything" a good legal defense? That's how you outsmart cops?</p><p>-No cops with all the killing until AFTER Brad is killed... Convenient.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p>It was announced in September 2015 that this film is to be remade, starring Ronda Rousey. But after her November fight loss to Holly Holm, all movie plans were scrapped.</p><p><strong>The movie was not filmed in Missouri.</strong></p><p>Though the plot is set in the town of Jasper, Missouri, <i>Road House's </i>infamous bar, The Double Deuce, was built for on-site filming in California. Some of the bar's interior footage was filmed in a real Anaheim bar that is now closed.</p><p><strong>Swayze was not a fan of the legendary mullet.</strong></p><p>As iconic as Swayze's mullet was, the actor referred to his <i>Road House </i>hairstyle as "the bane of my existence" in the biographical book <i>One Last Dance.</i></p><p><strong>The NYPD uses the movie's three simple rules during retraining.</strong></p><p>Patrick, in the role of Dalton, lays down the three rules of the Double Deuce club. In 2015, <i>New York Post</i> exclusively reported that lecture portions of a mandatory, three-day retraining course for cops were being revamped with <i>Road House</i> as a training tool. </p><p><strong>Swayze's hotness caused problems on set. </strong></p><p>During shooting, a horde of middle-aged blonde women in a truck tried to pull up in front of the actor's trailer, in a wild attempt to speak with Swayze. During the film's river fight scene, a raft of Swayze fans cruised by. Another time, an extra, who was playing a waitress, was so lovestruck with the heartthrob she tripped and spilled her drinks on an unlucky extra nearby. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 6 Jun 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker, Marcus)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Road House</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Road House</strong></p><p> Directed by: Rowdy Herrington</p><p>Written by: R. Lance Hill (Story)  Hilary Henkin (Scrrenplay)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Patrick Swayze</p><p>Kelly Lynch</p><p>Sam Elliot</p><p>Ben Gazzara</p><p>Julie Michaels</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Release date: May 19, 1989</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Budget: $17,000,000M ($39,635,911.29M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $61.6M ($143,621,890.32 in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Gross worldwide</p><p> </p><p>$30,050,028M ($70,062,367.30M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 37% </p><p>Metacritic 36% Google Users 87% </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Between VHS, DVD, Blu-ray and Streaming service sales, 'Road House' has grossed over $203 Million dollars. The film was originally released on VHS and then on DVD. In the United States MGM first released the film on DVD on February 4, 2003 with a 2.35:1 aspect ratio and theatrical trailer as the sole extra feature.[12] In 2006 a Deluxe Edition DVD was released with two audio commentaries including one with the director, two featurettes titled "On the Roadhouse" and "What Would Dalton Do?".[13]<i>Road House</i> was first issued by MGM on Blu-ray disc on June 2, 2009. A second disc combines the same six special features ported from the Deluxe DVD.[14] After being reissued numerous times in the U.S., in 2016 Shout! Factory released a 2-disc Blu-ray collectors edition with fourteen extra features with material ported over from the previous editions. New supplements include a ‘making of’ documentary with new interviews by Herrington, actors Kelly Lynch, John Doe, Kevin Tighe, Julie Michaels and Red West, a separate conversation with the director and featurette for the films music</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Here art thine Awards My Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Lord of the Furries. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Razzie Awards 1990</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Razzie Award</p><p>Worst Picture</p><p>Joel Silver</p><p> </p><p>Worst Actor</p><p>Patrick Swayze</p><p>For Next of Kin</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Worst Supporting Actor</p><p>Ben Gazzara</p><p> </p><p>Worst Director</p><p>Rowdy Herrington</p><p> </p><p>Worst Screenplay</p><p>R. Lance Hill (also story)</p><p>Hilary Henkin</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-Patrick Swayzes epic mullet</p><p>-What kind of asshole kicks a woman like that guy in the beginning?</p><p>-$5K up front, and $500 a night. If you work 5 days a week, that's 260 days a year. That's $130K, all cash, no taxes. Not too shabby. Even if its only 4 days a week, that's 208 days a year, which is $104K. Not bad for 1989. In 2022, that would be ~$242K.</p><p>-That's the most well lit dive bar I've ever seen.</p><p>-Any of yall ever been in a huge brawl like that?</p><p>-How did Dalton know where to go to rent the room?</p><p> </p><p>-Guess Dalton doing Tai Chi is an excuse to get his shirt off?</p><p>-There isn't much depth to the movie or characters</p><p>-The standing/walking sex would not be fun...</p><p>-What're the chances he ends up living across the river from his enemy</p><p>-This whole thing is just a dick measuring contest between Dalton and Brad</p><p>-Bigfoot through the car dealership was fun</p><p>-Pretty decent fight between Dalton and Jimmy; the music was way over dramatic</p><p>-I love that he kills a guy, and no one does anything. No cops, or anything.</p><p>-Brad takes 3 shotgun blasts, and is still standing? I doubt it.</p><p>-Is "I didn't see anything" a good legal defense? That's how you outsmart cops?</p><p>-No cops with all the killing until AFTER Brad is killed... Convenient.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p>It was announced in September 2015 that this film is to be remade, starring Ronda Rousey. But after her November fight loss to Holly Holm, all movie plans were scrapped.</p><p><strong>The movie was not filmed in Missouri.</strong></p><p>Though the plot is set in the town of Jasper, Missouri, <i>Road House's </i>infamous bar, The Double Deuce, was built for on-site filming in California. Some of the bar's interior footage was filmed in a real Anaheim bar that is now closed.</p><p><strong>Swayze was not a fan of the legendary mullet.</strong></p><p>As iconic as Swayze's mullet was, the actor referred to his <i>Road House </i>hairstyle as "the bane of my existence" in the biographical book <i>One Last Dance.</i></p><p><strong>The NYPD uses the movie's three simple rules during retraining.</strong></p><p>Patrick, in the role of Dalton, lays down the three rules of the Double Deuce club. In 2015, <i>New York Post</i> exclusively reported that lecture portions of a mandatory, three-day retraining course for cops were being revamped with <i>Road House</i> as a training tool. </p><p><strong>Swayze's hotness caused problems on set. </strong></p><p>During shooting, a horde of middle-aged blonde women in a truck tried to pull up in front of the actor's trailer, in a wild attempt to speak with Swayze. During the film's river fight scene, a raft of Swayze fans cruised by. Another time, an extra, who was playing a waitress, was so lovestruck with the heartthrob she tripped and spilled her drinks on an unlucky extra nearby. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:author>Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker, Marcus</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Road House. The 1989 Patrick Swayze vehicle that bombed at the box office, but has since developed a cult following on tv and home media. Listen on as the Guys share some stories, and continue to make fun of each other, and find out if Road House is a roundhouse kick to the face or does it go down in flames, like the Swayze mullet when The Guys Review... Road House. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Road House. The 1989 Patrick Swayze vehicle that bombed at the box office, but has since developed a cult following on tv and home media. Listen on as the Guys share some stories, and continue to make fun of each other, and find out if Road House is a roundhouse kick to the face or does it go down in flames, like the Swayze mullet when The Guys Review... Road House. 

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      <title>Eurotrip</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Eurotrip</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Eurotrip</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written, Alec Berg , David Mandel,  Jeff Schaffer.</p><p> </p><p>Directed: Jeff Schaffer,  Alec Berg(uncredited) David Mandel(uncredited)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Scott Mechlowicz</p><p>Jacobs Pitts</p><p>Michelle Trachtenberg</p><p>Travis Wester</p><p>Kristin Kreuk</p><p>Matt Damon</p><p> </p><p>Released: Feb 20, 2004</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $25M ($38,262,175.75 in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $20.8M ($31,834,130.23 in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 47% </p><p>Metacritic 45% Google Users 82% </p><p> </p><p>Yet again thine request for thine awards Mi Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler.</p><p> </p><p><strong>MTV Movie + TV Awards 2004</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>MTV Movie Award</p><p>Best Cameo</p><p>Matt Damon</p><p> </p><p><strong>Teen Choice Awards 2004</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Teen Choice Award</p><p>Choice Movie Your Parents Didn't Want You to See</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens to in Hudson, Ohio, "Scotty" Thomas is dumped by his girlfriend Fiona immediately after his high school graduation at the beginning of the film. Back at Sottys house, he replies to an email sent to him from "Mike" his German pen pal. Cooper warns him that he could end up being sex trafficked when "Mike" asks to meet up. Scotty attends a graduation party that evening with Cooper, where the band, fronted by Matt Damon, performs a song detailing his affair Fiona called Scotty Doesn't Know. Cooper finds himself in a hot tub with a girl and convinces her to take her top off, before getting caught by some jocks and thrown out. Scotty returns home drunk and angry and reads an email from his German pen pal, expressing sympathy for Scotty and suggesting they meet in person. Remembering Coopers suggestion that "Mike" may be a sexual predator, Scotty tells Mike to stay away from him. The next morning, a very hungover Scotty sees his younger brother, Bert, reading his email and informs him that "Mieke" is actually a common German feminine name. Realizing that he had mistaken her name and that he has feelings for Mieke, Scotty tries to contact her again, but finds that Mieke has blocked his email address. Scotty decides to travel to Europe with Cooper to find Mieke and apologize in-person.</p><p> </p><p>-This whole movie could've been resolved if he just made another email address</p><p>-Finoa is pretty hot</p><p>-I LOVE Cooeprs line of "this isn't where I parked my car"... I used to use that one occasionally.</p><p>-Its funny that with all the practice with writing German, he mistook Mieke for a guy, considering she probably used feminine pronouns.</p><p>-Did you have a passport when you were 18? Could you have just up and gone to Europe?</p><p> </p><p>Scotty and Cooper go tot he airport and find flights via being couriers. They first arrive in London, where they en dup in a Manchester United hooligan pub; they eventually befriend their leader, Mad Maynard. After a night of drinking, Scotty and Cooper wake up on a bus on their way to Paris with the hooligans. In Paris, they meet up with their classmates, Jenny and Jamie, fraternal twins who are touring Europe together. While in Paris, they decide to visit the Louvre, but are met with a VERY long line. While waiting, Cooper gets creeped out by a street performing robot. Scotty begins imitating him, and this leads to a robot fight; ending with Scotty kicking the robot guy in the balls. That evening Jenny and Jamie decide to accompany Scotty and Cooper to find Mieke in Berlin. The group travels to Amsterdam, where Jamie is robbed while receiving oral sex in an alley, losing everyone's money, passports, and train tickets. Cooper, in his continuing attempt at crazy European sex, visits Club Vandersexxx; which turns out to be a dominatrix club fun by Lucy Lawless. Cooper is then sexually assaulted with a tripple dildo machine. Meanwhile, Jenny and Scotty think they are trying hash brownies; but it turns out there is no weed in them and they are not high. With their money and passports gone, they attempt to hitchhike to Berlin, but due to a language misunderstanding, they end up in Bratislava. Finding a great exchange rate with the U.S. dollar, the group goes to a nightclub. Drunk on absinthe, Jenny and Jamie make out with each other, witnessed by Scotty and Cooper, and are horrified when they realize what they are doing. The next day, a Slovak man drives them to Berlin, where they learn from Miekes dad that Mieke has left with a summer tour group, and will be reachable in Rome for only a short time. While Scotty is talking to Miekes dad, Cooper watches Miekes young step-brother color a tiny mustache on himself and goose step around his apartment; much to Coopers surprise. As they debate what to do outside the apartment, Jamie sells his Leica Camera for plane tickets to Rome to find Mieke.</p><p> </p><p>-Apparently the courier thing was a real thing, but has declined over the past 10-15 years, as couriers built their own fleets.</p><p>-The robot fight is hilarious, but obviously not realistic at all.</p><p>-Michelle Trachtenberg is hot. Killer body. I miss the shirts like she wears in the Bratislava, which I didn't know was a real country until recently. It doesn't look like the movies, though, very nice and pedestrian.</p><p>-A used Leica M6 on Ebay was going for $2,772.</p><p>-I love the whole Bratislava section; the green fairy and everything. I find it hilarious.</p><p> </p><p>In Rome, the group heads to Vatican City, where Mieke is touring before her summer at sea. Inside the Vatican, Scotty and Cooper search for Mieke and accidentally rings the bell that signals the Pope has died. They unknowingly enter the popes apartment, and after some fooling around, and accidentally dressing up as the pope, and accidentally setting a papal hat on fire, indicating a new pope has been elected, Scotty appears on the papal balcony, and everyone assumes he's the new pope. He spots Mieke in the cheering crowd below; all this happens while the current pope is watching on his tv. The Swiss guards realizes what is going on and detain Scotty and Cooper for their actions. However, the Manchester United football hooligans from London suddenly appears at the Vatican and telling the guards to release Scotty and Cooper. Scotty finally introduces himself to Mieke and confesses his love. Mieke is happy to see him, and they have sex in a confessional booth before she leaves on her trip. On the flight back to Ohio, Jenny and Cooper give into their urges and have sex in the plane's lavatory, while Jamie stays in Europe after being hired by Arthur Frommer.</p><p> </p><p>-No way they would've been able to just get into the Vatican without some sort of tour group paper work. Even if he did know everything.</p><p>-There is no way access to the Popes apartment is just in a random door that is accessible by anyone. Also weird they would have the bell that indicates the pope has died right by his door.</p><p>-In the original ending, Mieke turns Scotty down... Making a more rational decision that they don't know each other well enough.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Scotty moves to Oberlin College in the fall term for his studies. During his phone conversation with Cooper, who is now dating Jenny, Cooper asks what Scotty's new roommate looks like. Mieke knocks on the door of his room, having been assigned to the same room because of another misunderstanding about her name. Scotty and Mieke embrace and get into bed together, with Cooper calling for Scott on the other end of a still-open cell phone call and the film closing with the Absinthe Green Fairy wondering at his own lack of a sex life.</p><p> </p><p>-You'd think in one of the forms Mieke would've had to fill out to attend college, and get assigned a dorm room, she would have checked the "female" box, but I guess they missed that part. If anything, I feel bad she's probably in an all male dorm. Also, at 18... I mean, I seriously doubt they'll end up together forever.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p><strong>They had a lot of trouble casting Scotty. </strong>“It had gotten to the point, literally, where we were going to restaurants, staring at our waiters,” said Mandel of the search for Scotty. Luckily, Mechlowicz, a UCLA student at the time, “rode in on a white horse” to save them from further stress over casting the all-important part. Meanwhile, Trachtenberg credited her physical comedy in her audition — which was the airplane scene where Jenny climbs over Cooper on her way to the bathroom — to her getting the job offer from the producers. “And I blew them,” deadpanned Trachtenberg, who got several laughs from the crowd for her natural <i>EuroTrip</i>-style humor. Above all, though, producers said it was important to them at the time to cast real teenagers in the roles. “We didn’t want 35-year-olds playing high school kids,” said Schaffer.</p><p><strong>Despite all the political incorrectness in the film, there was one scene that was just too much for the studio, referred to by producers as “The Anne Frank sex scene.” </strong>In the scene — never filmed but available in script form on the original DVD, they claim — Cooper finds a flyer for a sex club called “The Secret Room” and accidentally misidentifies the house of Anne Frank as the club. (“He asks somebody, ‘Is this The Secret Room’ and they go, ‘Yes, it will change your life,'” Berg recalled.) Encountering a big line outside, Cooper assumes he has found the correct place, but instead of waiting, he goes through a backdoor. Once he discovers a small room with a small bed, he decides to get naked and wait for a sex worker — but soon after finds himself exposed in front of a tour group. (To make matters worse, Anne Frank’s only living relative was a part of the tour group.) And as if that wasn’t enough to horrify the studio, the scene also had Cooper reaching for a small mannequin — one guess as to whom it was modeled after — and covering his private parts with it, resulting in an unintended sexually explicit visual for the tour group. The producers wrote the Club Vandersexxx scene to replace this scene once it was nixed.</p><p><strong>The original title was </strong><i><strong>Ugly Americans</strong></i><strong>.</strong> But the studio didn’t want the movie with “ugly” in the title or a “sarcastic or ironic” title, said Schaffer. “We had a knock-down, drag-out fight with them,” said Schaffer, “which is like having a fight with your parents when you’re four because they can call it whenever they want.” And they did.</p><p><strong>The nude beach scene originally had much less nudity in it. </strong>But once they started filming, they realized it took away from the comedy to have all the extras holding surf boards and other objects — <i>Austin Powers</i>-style — to cover their private parts. “We thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be funnier if it was just wall-to-wall penises?'” said Mandel. The extras likely didn’t mind the change; according to Trachtenberg, there was a lack of shyness between takes, making for an awkward craft services environment.</p><p><strong>Matt Damon’s cameo — as the band leader/guy who steals Scotty’s girlfriend, played by Kristin Kreuk — came together because the producers knew him from their days at Harvard…and he was in Prague. </strong>In fact, many parts, including Jeffrey Tambor’s, were filled because the actors were already shooting in Prague, where <i>EuroTrip</i> was filmed. “No one wanted to fly over and we didn’t have the money to have anyone fly over,” recalled Schaffer. “So we basically looked around and said, ‘Who’s filming in Prague?'” Luckily, Damon was in town shooting <i>The Brothers Grimm. </i>Not so lucky, however, was that the only night he was available was the shortest night of the summer, so “we literally had from 10:45 at night…and the sun would come up at 3:45,” remembered Schaffer. “So we shot it in, like, 4.5 hours.”</p><p>And a little fun tidbit from me Marcus the Song Scotty doesn't know Matt Damon sing on Spotify it has 124 762 320M Downloads. Youtube views 19 959 095M</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eurotrip</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Eurotrip</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written, Alec Berg , David Mandel,  Jeff Schaffer.</p><p> </p><p>Directed: Jeff Schaffer,  Alec Berg(uncredited) David Mandel(uncredited)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Scott Mechlowicz</p><p>Jacobs Pitts</p><p>Michelle Trachtenberg</p><p>Travis Wester</p><p>Kristin Kreuk</p><p>Matt Damon</p><p> </p><p>Released: Feb 20, 2004</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $25M ($38,262,175.75 in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $20.8M ($31,834,130.23 in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 47% </p><p>Metacritic 45% Google Users 82% </p><p> </p><p>Yet again thine request for thine awards Mi Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex. Heir of Lord baldy the one eyed snake wrestler.</p><p> </p><p><strong>MTV Movie + TV Awards 2004</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>MTV Movie Award</p><p>Best Cameo</p><p>Matt Damon</p><p> </p><p><strong>Teen Choice Awards 2004</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Teen Choice Award</p><p>Choice Movie Your Parents Didn't Want You to See</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens to in Hudson, Ohio, "Scotty" Thomas is dumped by his girlfriend Fiona immediately after his high school graduation at the beginning of the film. Back at Sottys house, he replies to an email sent to him from "Mike" his German pen pal. Cooper warns him that he could end up being sex trafficked when "Mike" asks to meet up. Scotty attends a graduation party that evening with Cooper, where the band, fronted by Matt Damon, performs a song detailing his affair Fiona called Scotty Doesn't Know. Cooper finds himself in a hot tub with a girl and convinces her to take her top off, before getting caught by some jocks and thrown out. Scotty returns home drunk and angry and reads an email from his German pen pal, expressing sympathy for Scotty and suggesting they meet in person. Remembering Coopers suggestion that "Mike" may be a sexual predator, Scotty tells Mike to stay away from him. The next morning, a very hungover Scotty sees his younger brother, Bert, reading his email and informs him that "Mieke" is actually a common German feminine name. Realizing that he had mistaken her name and that he has feelings for Mieke, Scotty tries to contact her again, but finds that Mieke has blocked his email address. Scotty decides to travel to Europe with Cooper to find Mieke and apologize in-person.</p><p> </p><p>-This whole movie could've been resolved if he just made another email address</p><p>-Finoa is pretty hot</p><p>-I LOVE Cooeprs line of "this isn't where I parked my car"... I used to use that one occasionally.</p><p>-Its funny that with all the practice with writing German, he mistook Mieke for a guy, considering she probably used feminine pronouns.</p><p>-Did you have a passport when you were 18? Could you have just up and gone to Europe?</p><p> </p><p>Scotty and Cooper go tot he airport and find flights via being couriers. They first arrive in London, where they en dup in a Manchester United hooligan pub; they eventually befriend their leader, Mad Maynard. After a night of drinking, Scotty and Cooper wake up on a bus on their way to Paris with the hooligans. In Paris, they meet up with their classmates, Jenny and Jamie, fraternal twins who are touring Europe together. While in Paris, they decide to visit the Louvre, but are met with a VERY long line. While waiting, Cooper gets creeped out by a street performing robot. Scotty begins imitating him, and this leads to a robot fight; ending with Scotty kicking the robot guy in the balls. That evening Jenny and Jamie decide to accompany Scotty and Cooper to find Mieke in Berlin. The group travels to Amsterdam, where Jamie is robbed while receiving oral sex in an alley, losing everyone's money, passports, and train tickets. Cooper, in his continuing attempt at crazy European sex, visits Club Vandersexxx; which turns out to be a dominatrix club fun by Lucy Lawless. Cooper is then sexually assaulted with a tripple dildo machine. Meanwhile, Jenny and Scotty think they are trying hash brownies; but it turns out there is no weed in them and they are not high. With their money and passports gone, they attempt to hitchhike to Berlin, but due to a language misunderstanding, they end up in Bratislava. Finding a great exchange rate with the U.S. dollar, the group goes to a nightclub. Drunk on absinthe, Jenny and Jamie make out with each other, witnessed by Scotty and Cooper, and are horrified when they realize what they are doing. The next day, a Slovak man drives them to Berlin, where they learn from Miekes dad that Mieke has left with a summer tour group, and will be reachable in Rome for only a short time. While Scotty is talking to Miekes dad, Cooper watches Miekes young step-brother color a tiny mustache on himself and goose step around his apartment; much to Coopers surprise. As they debate what to do outside the apartment, Jamie sells his Leica Camera for plane tickets to Rome to find Mieke.</p><p> </p><p>-Apparently the courier thing was a real thing, but has declined over the past 10-15 years, as couriers built their own fleets.</p><p>-The robot fight is hilarious, but obviously not realistic at all.</p><p>-Michelle Trachtenberg is hot. Killer body. I miss the shirts like she wears in the Bratislava, which I didn't know was a real country until recently. It doesn't look like the movies, though, very nice and pedestrian.</p><p>-A used Leica M6 on Ebay was going for $2,772.</p><p>-I love the whole Bratislava section; the green fairy and everything. I find it hilarious.</p><p> </p><p>In Rome, the group heads to Vatican City, where Mieke is touring before her summer at sea. Inside the Vatican, Scotty and Cooper search for Mieke and accidentally rings the bell that signals the Pope has died. They unknowingly enter the popes apartment, and after some fooling around, and accidentally dressing up as the pope, and accidentally setting a papal hat on fire, indicating a new pope has been elected, Scotty appears on the papal balcony, and everyone assumes he's the new pope. He spots Mieke in the cheering crowd below; all this happens while the current pope is watching on his tv. The Swiss guards realizes what is going on and detain Scotty and Cooper for their actions. However, the Manchester United football hooligans from London suddenly appears at the Vatican and telling the guards to release Scotty and Cooper. Scotty finally introduces himself to Mieke and confesses his love. Mieke is happy to see him, and they have sex in a confessional booth before she leaves on her trip. On the flight back to Ohio, Jenny and Cooper give into their urges and have sex in the plane's lavatory, while Jamie stays in Europe after being hired by Arthur Frommer.</p><p> </p><p>-No way they would've been able to just get into the Vatican without some sort of tour group paper work. Even if he did know everything.</p><p>-There is no way access to the Popes apartment is just in a random door that is accessible by anyone. Also weird they would have the bell that indicates the pope has died right by his door.</p><p>-In the original ending, Mieke turns Scotty down... Making a more rational decision that they don't know each other well enough.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Scotty moves to Oberlin College in the fall term for his studies. During his phone conversation with Cooper, who is now dating Jenny, Cooper asks what Scotty's new roommate looks like. Mieke knocks on the door of his room, having been assigned to the same room because of another misunderstanding about her name. Scotty and Mieke embrace and get into bed together, with Cooper calling for Scott on the other end of a still-open cell phone call and the film closing with the Absinthe Green Fairy wondering at his own lack of a sex life.</p><p> </p><p>-You'd think in one of the forms Mieke would've had to fill out to attend college, and get assigned a dorm room, she would have checked the "female" box, but I guess they missed that part. If anything, I feel bad she's probably in an all male dorm. Also, at 18... I mean, I seriously doubt they'll end up together forever.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p><strong>They had a lot of trouble casting Scotty. </strong>“It had gotten to the point, literally, where we were going to restaurants, staring at our waiters,” said Mandel of the search for Scotty. Luckily, Mechlowicz, a UCLA student at the time, “rode in on a white horse” to save them from further stress over casting the all-important part. Meanwhile, Trachtenberg credited her physical comedy in her audition — which was the airplane scene where Jenny climbs over Cooper on her way to the bathroom — to her getting the job offer from the producers. “And I blew them,” deadpanned Trachtenberg, who got several laughs from the crowd for her natural <i>EuroTrip</i>-style humor. Above all, though, producers said it was important to them at the time to cast real teenagers in the roles. “We didn’t want 35-year-olds playing high school kids,” said Schaffer.</p><p><strong>Despite all the political incorrectness in the film, there was one scene that was just too much for the studio, referred to by producers as “The Anne Frank sex scene.” </strong>In the scene — never filmed but available in script form on the original DVD, they claim — Cooper finds a flyer for a sex club called “The Secret Room” and accidentally misidentifies the house of Anne Frank as the club. (“He asks somebody, ‘Is this The Secret Room’ and they go, ‘Yes, it will change your life,'” Berg recalled.) Encountering a big line outside, Cooper assumes he has found the correct place, but instead of waiting, he goes through a backdoor. Once he discovers a small room with a small bed, he decides to get naked and wait for a sex worker — but soon after finds himself exposed in front of a tour group. (To make matters worse, Anne Frank’s only living relative was a part of the tour group.) And as if that wasn’t enough to horrify the studio, the scene also had Cooper reaching for a small mannequin — one guess as to whom it was modeled after — and covering his private parts with it, resulting in an unintended sexually explicit visual for the tour group. The producers wrote the Club Vandersexxx scene to replace this scene once it was nixed.</p><p><strong>The original title was </strong><i><strong>Ugly Americans</strong></i><strong>.</strong> But the studio didn’t want the movie with “ugly” in the title or a “sarcastic or ironic” title, said Schaffer. “We had a knock-down, drag-out fight with them,” said Schaffer, “which is like having a fight with your parents when you’re four because they can call it whenever they want.” And they did.</p><p><strong>The nude beach scene originally had much less nudity in it. </strong>But once they started filming, they realized it took away from the comedy to have all the extras holding surf boards and other objects — <i>Austin Powers</i>-style — to cover their private parts. “We thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be funnier if it was just wall-to-wall penises?'” said Mandel. The extras likely didn’t mind the change; according to Trachtenberg, there was a lack of shyness between takes, making for an awkward craft services environment.</p><p><strong>Matt Damon’s cameo — as the band leader/guy who steals Scotty’s girlfriend, played by Kristin Kreuk — came together because the producers knew him from their days at Harvard…and he was in Prague. </strong>In fact, many parts, including Jeffrey Tambor’s, were filled because the actors were already shooting in Prague, where <i>EuroTrip</i> was filmed. “No one wanted to fly over and we didn’t have the money to have anyone fly over,” recalled Schaffer. “So we basically looked around and said, ‘Who’s filming in Prague?'” Luckily, Damon was in town shooting <i>The Brothers Grimm. </i>Not so lucky, however, was that the only night he was available was the shortest night of the summer, so “we literally had from 10:45 at night…and the sun would come up at 3:45,” remembered Schaffer. “So we shot it in, like, 4.5 hours.”</p><p>And a little fun tidbit from me Marcus the Song Scotty doesn't know Matt Damon sing on Spotify it has 124 762 320M Downloads. Youtube views 19 959 095M</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Eurotrip. Stephen is back, and The Guys review Eurotrip as an ode to his trip. The 2004 raunchy comedy, breast-fest, and trek through Europe as Scotty Doesn&apos;t Know how to find love. Tune in as The Guys share some stories, and attempt to find some deeper meaning when The Guys Review... Eurotrip

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Eurotrip. Stephen is back, and The Guys review Eurotrip as an ode to his trip. The 2004 raunchy comedy, breast-fest, and trek through Europe as Scotty Doesn&apos;t Know how to find love. Tune in as The Guys share some stories, and attempt to find some deeper meaning when The Guys Review... Eurotrip

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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Outsiders. The 1983 ensemble, coming-of-age film directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Stephen is still in Germany, and God only knows where Trey is, so listen on as Tucker and Chris do some epic analysis and obviously som every deep diving into a film Stephen has never even heard of. Will The Outsiders come in? Or will they stay outside, find out when The Guys Review... The Outsiders. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Outsiders. The 1983 ensemble, coming-of-age film directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Stephen is still in Germany, and God only knows where Trey is, so listen on as Tucker and Chris do some epic analysis and obviously som every deep diving into a film Stephen has never even heard of. Will The Outsiders come in? Or will they stay outside, find out when The Guys Review... The Outsiders. 

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      <title>Tremors</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/tremors-XNY7e0U6</link>
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      <itunes:title>Tremors</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Tremors. Stephen is out and he has no idea what the guys will talk about this week, and frankly, it&apos;s terrifying. I edited this episode, but haven&apos;t listened to it yet, so lets all take a trip and figure out who is going to attempt to sue us this week. Do we evade another lawsuit like Kevin Bacon and the recently departed Fred Ward; or do we get blown up like a sand worm in the desert? Find out when, The Guys Review... Tremors. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Tremors. Stephen is out and he has no idea what the guys will talk about this week, and frankly, it&apos;s terrifying. I edited this episode, but haven&apos;t listened to it yet, so lets all take a trip and figure out who is going to attempt to sue us this week. Do we evade another lawsuit like Kevin Bacon and the recently departed Fred Ward; or do we get blown up like a sand worm in the desert? Find out when, The Guys Review... Tremors. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>British Candy</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p><i><strong>*TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Letterkenny Live</p><p>2 Breakfast club</p><p>3 T2</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Back to the Future</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 9 May 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Trey, Chris, Tucker, Justin, Heather)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/british-candy-G1Alb171</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>British Candy</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p><i><strong>*TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Letterkenny Live</p><p>2 Breakfast club</p><p>3 T2</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Back to the Future</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>British Candy</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... British Candy! One of our fantastic listeners (and a long time friend of Stephen) sent us a box of all types of British candy; so we decided this was a good week to try them out while Justin and Heather laugh at our reactions on Zoom. Are the candies they sent us &quot;ace&quot; or will the guys find them &quot;rank&quot;? Listen on as The Guys Review... British Candy. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... British Candy! One of our fantastic listeners (and a long time friend of Stephen) sent us a box of all types of British candy; so we decided this was a good week to try them out while Justin and Heather laugh at our reactions on Zoom. Are the candies they sent us &quot;ace&quot; or will the guys find them &quot;rank&quot;? Listen on as The Guys Review... British Candy. 

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      <title>Cards Against Humanity</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Cards Against Humanity</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Cards Against Humanity:</strong></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Cards Against Humanity</strong></i> is an adult party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using words or phrases typically deemed offensive, risqué or politically incorrect printed on playing cards. It has been compared to the 1999 card game apples to apples and originated from a Kickstarter campaign in 2011. Its title refers to the phrase "crimes against humanity", reflecting its politacally incorrect content.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i>Cards Against Humanity</i> was created by a group of eight Highland park high school alumni. Heavily influenced by the popular Apples to Apples card game, it was initially named <i>Cardenfreude</i> (a pun on <i>schadenfraude</i>) and involved a group of players writing out the most abstract and, often, humorous response to the topic question. The name was later changed to <i>Cards Against Humanity</i>, with the answers pre-written on the white cards known today. Co-creator Ben Hantoot cited experiences with various games such as <i>Magic:The gathering</i>, <i>Balderdash</i>, and Charades as inspiration, also noting that Mad Libs was "the most direct influence" for the game.</p><p>The game was financed with a Kickstarter crowdfunding campaign and influenced by a previous crowd-funded campaign for a book on the design of then-President of the United States of America Barack Obama's Campaign. The campaign started on December 1, 2010; it met its goal of $4,000 in two weeks. The campaign ended on January 30, 2011, and raised over $15,000; just under 400% of its original goal. With this additional money raised towards the game, the creators added fifty more cards to the game itself.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>An exerpt from Bloombergs</p><p>Cards against humanity LLC, the maker of the eponymous and tasteless-by-design party game, is exploring a potential sale, according to people familiar with the matter.</p><p>The Chicago-based company is working with an adviser, Moelis & Co., after it received takeover interest, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the information was private.</p><p>The company is seeking to be valued at around $500 million in a transaction, the people added.</p><p>The company generates earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization, of between $40 million to $50 million a year.</p><p>Cards Against Humanity hasn’t made a final decision on pursuing a sale and could decide to remain independent, the people said.</p><p>Representatives for the company and Moelis declined to comment.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>One of its co-founders, Max Temkin, stepped down in June 2020 after reports of a toxic work environment, according to a statement on its website. Temkin no longer participates in the business but is still one of the owners of the company, which is run and controlled by its co-founders, a person familiar with the matter said.</p><p>The company said at the time it would hire a specialist to improve human resources, hiring and management practices at the company.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>1. </strong><i><strong>Cards Against Humanity</strong></i><strong> started as a game made of construction paper.</strong></p><p>In 2009, Max Temkin, Josh Dillon, Daniel Dranove, Eli Halpern, Ben Hantoot, David Munk, David Pinsof, and Eliot Weinstein—a group of friends, most of whom had attended high school together—got together over their winter break and decided to design a game that could entertain guests during their annual New Year’s Eve parties. While they thought of a variety of games, only one of them—which they called <i>Cardenfreude</i>, after <i>schadenfreude</i>, the German word for delighting in another’s misfortune</p><p><strong>The team successfully sold bull dung to consumers.</strong></p><p>For a 2014 Black Friday promotional stunt, the Cards Against Humanity company promised to send consumers a box of “bullsh*t.” The company sold and shipped boxes containing a solid piece of real bull dung that was procured from a cattle ranch in Texas. All 30,000 pieces, which were priced at $6 each, sold out within a half-hour the day they went on sale.</p><p>According to Temkin, the fecal matter was intended to be a commentary on the sensationalist nature of the hype surrounding Black Friday sales. They’ve made a tradition of attention-grabbing projects each holiday season. In 2015, they held a “promotion” in which people could send them $5 and get nothing in return. (They collected $71,145 and split it among their employees.) In 2016, the company dug a purposely pointless “holiday hole” in an undisclosed area using funds donated by customers. In 2018, the company held a 99-percent-off sale which featured bizarre items at a steep discount like a cheese wheel and an actual car for $97.50. The items were purportedly all real and delivered to purchasers.</p><p><strong>The company opened a pop-up store.</strong></p><p>In 2017, the team behind <i>Cards Against Humanity</i>opened a pop-up store in Chicago in collaboration with the Chicago Design Museum. Located in Block 37’s Chicago Design Market, the storefront sold a variety of games and other <i>Cards Against Humanity</i>-related merchandise, as well as work from local artists. The store was temporary, but the company still sells products via retail outlets like Target and Walmart.</p><p><strong>The staff contemplated destroying an original Picasso.</strong></p><p>In December 2015, the staff of <i>Cards Against Humanity</i>acquired<i>Tête de Faune</i>, an original work by Pablo Picasso. Though it was never conclusively determined how they had come to acquire it, it was likely from a Chicago-area art dealer. The team ran an online poll to decide whether it should be donated to the Art Institute of Chicago or sliced into 150,000 pieces and distributed to consumers. Of the 50,000 people who voted, 71.3 percent opted to keep it intact.</p><p><strong>One of the Cards Against Humanity expansion packs in 2015 was science themed and the profits were intended to create a scholarship for women going into science fields. So far over $500,000 have been raised.</strong></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Letterkenny Live</p><p>2 Breakfast club</p><p>3 T2</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Back to the Future</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 2 May 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker, Marcus)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/cards-against-humanity-MTsMQkeS</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cards Against Humanity</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Cards Against Humanity:</strong></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Cards Against Humanity</strong></i> is an adult party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using words or phrases typically deemed offensive, risqué or politically incorrect printed on playing cards. It has been compared to the 1999 card game apples to apples and originated from a Kickstarter campaign in 2011. Its title refers to the phrase "crimes against humanity", reflecting its politacally incorrect content.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i>Cards Against Humanity</i> was created by a group of eight Highland park high school alumni. Heavily influenced by the popular Apples to Apples card game, it was initially named <i>Cardenfreude</i> (a pun on <i>schadenfraude</i>) and involved a group of players writing out the most abstract and, often, humorous response to the topic question. The name was later changed to <i>Cards Against Humanity</i>, with the answers pre-written on the white cards known today. Co-creator Ben Hantoot cited experiences with various games such as <i>Magic:The gathering</i>, <i>Balderdash</i>, and Charades as inspiration, also noting that Mad Libs was "the most direct influence" for the game.</p><p>The game was financed with a Kickstarter crowdfunding campaign and influenced by a previous crowd-funded campaign for a book on the design of then-President of the United States of America Barack Obama's Campaign. The campaign started on December 1, 2010; it met its goal of $4,000 in two weeks. The campaign ended on January 30, 2011, and raised over $15,000; just under 400% of its original goal. With this additional money raised towards the game, the creators added fifty more cards to the game itself.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>An exerpt from Bloombergs</p><p>Cards against humanity LLC, the maker of the eponymous and tasteless-by-design party game, is exploring a potential sale, according to people familiar with the matter.</p><p>The Chicago-based company is working with an adviser, Moelis & Co., after it received takeover interest, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the information was private.</p><p>The company is seeking to be valued at around $500 million in a transaction, the people added.</p><p>The company generates earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization, of between $40 million to $50 million a year.</p><p>Cards Against Humanity hasn’t made a final decision on pursuing a sale and could decide to remain independent, the people said.</p><p>Representatives for the company and Moelis declined to comment.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>One of its co-founders, Max Temkin, stepped down in June 2020 after reports of a toxic work environment, according to a statement on its website. Temkin no longer participates in the business but is still one of the owners of the company, which is run and controlled by its co-founders, a person familiar with the matter said.</p><p>The company said at the time it would hire a specialist to improve human resources, hiring and management practices at the company.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>1. </strong><i><strong>Cards Against Humanity</strong></i><strong> started as a game made of construction paper.</strong></p><p>In 2009, Max Temkin, Josh Dillon, Daniel Dranove, Eli Halpern, Ben Hantoot, David Munk, David Pinsof, and Eliot Weinstein—a group of friends, most of whom had attended high school together—got together over their winter break and decided to design a game that could entertain guests during their annual New Year’s Eve parties. While they thought of a variety of games, only one of them—which they called <i>Cardenfreude</i>, after <i>schadenfreude</i>, the German word for delighting in another’s misfortune</p><p><strong>The team successfully sold bull dung to consumers.</strong></p><p>For a 2014 Black Friday promotional stunt, the Cards Against Humanity company promised to send consumers a box of “bullsh*t.” The company sold and shipped boxes containing a solid piece of real bull dung that was procured from a cattle ranch in Texas. All 30,000 pieces, which were priced at $6 each, sold out within a half-hour the day they went on sale.</p><p>According to Temkin, the fecal matter was intended to be a commentary on the sensationalist nature of the hype surrounding Black Friday sales. They’ve made a tradition of attention-grabbing projects each holiday season. In 2015, they held a “promotion” in which people could send them $5 and get nothing in return. (They collected $71,145 and split it among their employees.) In 2016, the company dug a purposely pointless “holiday hole” in an undisclosed area using funds donated by customers. In 2018, the company held a 99-percent-off sale which featured bizarre items at a steep discount like a cheese wheel and an actual car for $97.50. The items were purportedly all real and delivered to purchasers.</p><p><strong>The company opened a pop-up store.</strong></p><p>In 2017, the team behind <i>Cards Against Humanity</i>opened a pop-up store in Chicago in collaboration with the Chicago Design Museum. Located in Block 37’s Chicago Design Market, the storefront sold a variety of games and other <i>Cards Against Humanity</i>-related merchandise, as well as work from local artists. The store was temporary, but the company still sells products via retail outlets like Target and Walmart.</p><p><strong>The staff contemplated destroying an original Picasso.</strong></p><p>In December 2015, the staff of <i>Cards Against Humanity</i>acquired<i>Tête de Faune</i>, an original work by Pablo Picasso. Though it was never conclusively determined how they had come to acquire it, it was likely from a Chicago-area art dealer. The team ran an online poll to decide whether it should be donated to the Art Institute of Chicago or sliced into 150,000 pieces and distributed to consumers. Of the 50,000 people who voted, 71.3 percent opted to keep it intact.</p><p><strong>One of the Cards Against Humanity expansion packs in 2015 was science themed and the profits were intended to create a scholarship for women going into science fields. So far over $500,000 have been raised.</strong></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Letterkenny Live</p><p>2 Breakfast club</p><p>3 T2</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Back to the Future</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Cards Against Humanity</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker, Marcus</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Cards Against Humanity. The popular, raunchy, and sometimes just plain wrong party game that have been making people howl for right at a decade now. Listen on as The Guys give a bit of back story, and play a few rounds with some truly disturbing results. Let&apos;s also be clear: THIS IS A CARD GAME AND DOES NOT REFLECT THE FEELINGS OR OPINIONS OF THE HOSTS. Wanted that spelled out from the beginning. Do the cards bring the laughs or do they end up trashed? Find out when The Guys Review... Cards Against Humanity. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Cards Against Humanity. The popular, raunchy, and sometimes just plain wrong party game that have been making people howl for right at a decade now. Listen on as The Guys give a bit of back story, and play a few rounds with some truly disturbing results. Let&apos;s also be clear: THIS IS A CARD GAME AND DOES NOT REFLECT THE FEELINGS OR OPINIONS OF THE HOSTS. Wanted that spelled out from the beginning. Do the cards bring the laughs or do they end up trashed? Find out when The Guys Review... Cards Against Humanity. 

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      <itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
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      <title>Captain America: The First Avenger</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain%5C_America:%5C_The%5C_First%5C_Avenger">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain\_America:\_The\_First\_Avenger</a></p><p>In the present day, scientists in the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic">Arctic</a> uncover an old, frozen aircraft. In March 1942, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Germany">Nazi</a> lieutenant general <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Schmidt_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Johann Schmidt</a> and his men steal a mysterious relic called the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesseract_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Tesseract</a>,<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America:_The_First_Avenger#cite_note-Tesseract-11">[N 2]</a> which possesses untold godly powers, from the town of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C3%B8nsberg">Tønsberg</a> in <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_occupation_of_Norway">German-occupied Norway</a>.</p><p>In <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City">New York City</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Rogers_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Steve Rogers</a> is rejected for <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II">World War II</a> military recruitment due to his various health and physical problems. While attending an exhibition of future technologies with his best friend, Sgt. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucky_Barnes_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">James "Bucky" Barnes</a>, Rogers again attempts to enlist. Overhearing Rogers' conversation with Barnes about representing his country in the war, Dr. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Erskine_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Abraham Erskine</a> allows Rogers to enlist. He is recruited into the Strategic Scientific Reserve as part of a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Rebirth_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">"super-soldier" experiment</a> under Erskine, Colonel <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_Phillips_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Chester Phillips</a>, and British agent <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peggy_Carter_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Peggy Carter</a>. Phillips is unconvinced by Erskine's claims that Rogers is the right person for the procedure but relents after seeing Rogers <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_on_a_grenade">jump on a grenade</a> to save his comrades, unaware that it is a test. The night before the treatment, Erskine reveals to Rogers that Schmidt underwent the procedure prematurely and suffered permanent side-effects.</p><p>Schmidt and Dr. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnim_Zola_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Arnim Zola</a> harness the energies of the Tesseract, intending to use the power to fuel Zola's inventions, mounting an offensive that will change the world. Schmidt discovers Erskine's location and sends assassin <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz_Kruger">Heinz Kruger</a> to kill him. Erskine subjects Rogers to the super-soldier treatment, injecting him with a special serum and dosing him with "vita-rays". After Rogers emerges from the experiment taller and more muscular, an undercover Kruger kills Erskine and flees with a vial of the serum. Rogers pursues and captures Kruger, but the assassin avoids interrogation by committing suicide with a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide">cyanide</a> capsule. With Erskine dead and his super-soldier formula lost, U.S. Senator Brandt has Rogers tour the nation in a colorful costume as "Captain America" to promote <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Bond">war bonds</a> while scientists study him and attempt to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse-engineer">reverse-engineer</a> the formula. In 1943, while on tour in <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Campaign_(World_War_II)">Italy</a> performing for active servicemen, Rogers learns that Barnes' unit was <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_in_action">MIA</a> in a battle against Schmidt's forces. Refusing to believe that Barnes is dead, Rogers has Carter and engineer <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Stark_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Howard Stark</a> fly him behind enemy lines to mount a solo rescue attempt. Rogers infiltrates the fortress of Schmidt's <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydra_(comics)">Hydra</a> division, freeing Barnes and the other prisoners. Rogers confronts Schmidt, who removes a mask to reveal a red, skull-like visage that earned him the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sobriquet">sobriquet</a> "the Red Skull". Schmidt escapes and Rogers returns to base with the freed soldiers.</p><p>Rogers recruits Barnes, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dum_Dum_Dugan_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Dum Dum Dugan</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_the_Marvel_Cinematic_Universe#Gabe_Jones">Gabe Jones</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Morita_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Jim Morita</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_the_Marvel_Cinematic_Universe#James_Montgomery_Falsworth">James Montgomery Falsworth</a>, and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_the_Marvel_Cinematic_Universe#Jacques_Dernier">Jacques Dernier</a> to attack other known Hydra bases. Stark outfits Rogers with advanced equipment, most notably a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America%27s_shield_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">circular shield</a> made of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibranium_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">vibranium</a>, a rare, nearly indestructible metal. Rogers and his team sabotage various Hydra operations, while he and Carter begin to fall in love. In 1945, the team assaults a train carrying Zola. Rogers and Jones succeed in capturing Zola, but Barnes falls from the train to his apparent death.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America:_The_First_Avenger#cite_note-13">[N 3]</a> Using information extracted from Zola, the final Hydra stronghold is located, and Rogers leads an attack to stop Schmidt from using <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_of_mass_destruction">weapons of mass destruction</a> on major American cities. Rogers climbs aboard <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Features_of_the_Marvel_Cinematic_Universe#Valkyrie">Schmidt's aircraft</a> as it takes off. During the subsequent fight, the Tesseract's container is damaged. Schmidt physically handles the Tesseract, which opens a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormhole">wormhole</a> into space, sucking him into it. The Tesseract burns through the plane and is lost in the ocean. Seeing no way to land the plane without the risk of detonating its weapons, Rogers radios Carter and says goodbye to her before crashing in the Arctic. Stark later recovers the Tesseract from the ocean floor but is unable to locate Rogers or the aircraft, presuming him dead.</p><p>Rogers awakens in a 1940s-styled hospital room. Hearing a radio broadcast of a baseball game that he attended in 1941, Rogers grows suspicious, flees outside and finds himself in present-day <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Square">Times Square</a>, where <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.H.I.E.L.D._(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">S.H.I.E.L.D.</a> director <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Fury_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Nick Fury</a> informs him that he has been "asleep" for nearly 70 years. In a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-credits_scene">post-credits scene</a>, Fury approaches Rogers and proposes a mission with worldwide ramifications.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America:_The_First_Avenger#cite_note-Avengers-14">[N 4]</a></p><p>Web: <a href="https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/">https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</a></p><p>EM: <a href="mailto:theguysreviewpod@gmail.com">theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</a></p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod </p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview </p><p>FB: <a href="https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/">https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</a></p><p>YT: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</a>   </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!   </p><p>Thank you, </p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/captain-america-the-first-avenger-wT3AEe_A</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain%5C_America:%5C_The%5C_First%5C_Avenger">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain\_America:\_The\_First\_Avenger</a></p><p>In the present day, scientists in the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic">Arctic</a> uncover an old, frozen aircraft. In March 1942, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Germany">Nazi</a> lieutenant general <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Schmidt_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Johann Schmidt</a> and his men steal a mysterious relic called the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesseract_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Tesseract</a>,<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America:_The_First_Avenger#cite_note-Tesseract-11">[N 2]</a> which possesses untold godly powers, from the town of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C3%B8nsberg">Tønsberg</a> in <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_occupation_of_Norway">German-occupied Norway</a>.</p><p>In <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City">New York City</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Rogers_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Steve Rogers</a> is rejected for <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II">World War II</a> military recruitment due to his various health and physical problems. While attending an exhibition of future technologies with his best friend, Sgt. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucky_Barnes_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">James "Bucky" Barnes</a>, Rogers again attempts to enlist. Overhearing Rogers' conversation with Barnes about representing his country in the war, Dr. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Erskine_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Abraham Erskine</a> allows Rogers to enlist. He is recruited into the Strategic Scientific Reserve as part of a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Rebirth_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">"super-soldier" experiment</a> under Erskine, Colonel <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_Phillips_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Chester Phillips</a>, and British agent <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peggy_Carter_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Peggy Carter</a>. Phillips is unconvinced by Erskine's claims that Rogers is the right person for the procedure but relents after seeing Rogers <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_on_a_grenade">jump on a grenade</a> to save his comrades, unaware that it is a test. The night before the treatment, Erskine reveals to Rogers that Schmidt underwent the procedure prematurely and suffered permanent side-effects.</p><p>Schmidt and Dr. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnim_Zola_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Arnim Zola</a> harness the energies of the Tesseract, intending to use the power to fuel Zola's inventions, mounting an offensive that will change the world. Schmidt discovers Erskine's location and sends assassin <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz_Kruger">Heinz Kruger</a> to kill him. Erskine subjects Rogers to the super-soldier treatment, injecting him with a special serum and dosing him with "vita-rays". After Rogers emerges from the experiment taller and more muscular, an undercover Kruger kills Erskine and flees with a vial of the serum. Rogers pursues and captures Kruger, but the assassin avoids interrogation by committing suicide with a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide">cyanide</a> capsule. With Erskine dead and his super-soldier formula lost, U.S. Senator Brandt has Rogers tour the nation in a colorful costume as "Captain America" to promote <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Bond">war bonds</a> while scientists study him and attempt to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse-engineer">reverse-engineer</a> the formula. In 1943, while on tour in <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Campaign_(World_War_II)">Italy</a> performing for active servicemen, Rogers learns that Barnes' unit was <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_in_action">MIA</a> in a battle against Schmidt's forces. Refusing to believe that Barnes is dead, Rogers has Carter and engineer <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Stark_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Howard Stark</a> fly him behind enemy lines to mount a solo rescue attempt. Rogers infiltrates the fortress of Schmidt's <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydra_(comics)">Hydra</a> division, freeing Barnes and the other prisoners. Rogers confronts Schmidt, who removes a mask to reveal a red, skull-like visage that earned him the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sobriquet">sobriquet</a> "the Red Skull". Schmidt escapes and Rogers returns to base with the freed soldiers.</p><p>Rogers recruits Barnes, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dum_Dum_Dugan_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Dum Dum Dugan</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_the_Marvel_Cinematic_Universe#Gabe_Jones">Gabe Jones</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Morita_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Jim Morita</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_the_Marvel_Cinematic_Universe#James_Montgomery_Falsworth">James Montgomery Falsworth</a>, and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_the_Marvel_Cinematic_Universe#Jacques_Dernier">Jacques Dernier</a> to attack other known Hydra bases. Stark outfits Rogers with advanced equipment, most notably a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America%27s_shield_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">circular shield</a> made of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibranium_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">vibranium</a>, a rare, nearly indestructible metal. Rogers and his team sabotage various Hydra operations, while he and Carter begin to fall in love. In 1945, the team assaults a train carrying Zola. Rogers and Jones succeed in capturing Zola, but Barnes falls from the train to his apparent death.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America:_The_First_Avenger#cite_note-13">[N 3]</a> Using information extracted from Zola, the final Hydra stronghold is located, and Rogers leads an attack to stop Schmidt from using <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_of_mass_destruction">weapons of mass destruction</a> on major American cities. Rogers climbs aboard <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Features_of_the_Marvel_Cinematic_Universe#Valkyrie">Schmidt's aircraft</a> as it takes off. During the subsequent fight, the Tesseract's container is damaged. Schmidt physically handles the Tesseract, which opens a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormhole">wormhole</a> into space, sucking him into it. The Tesseract burns through the plane and is lost in the ocean. Seeing no way to land the plane without the risk of detonating its weapons, Rogers radios Carter and says goodbye to her before crashing in the Arctic. Stark later recovers the Tesseract from the ocean floor but is unable to locate Rogers or the aircraft, presuming him dead.</p><p>Rogers awakens in a 1940s-styled hospital room. Hearing a radio broadcast of a baseball game that he attended in 1941, Rogers grows suspicious, flees outside and finds himself in present-day <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Square">Times Square</a>, where <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.H.I.E.L.D._(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">S.H.I.E.L.D.</a> director <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Fury_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)">Nick Fury</a> informs him that he has been "asleep" for nearly 70 years. In a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-credits_scene">post-credits scene</a>, Fury approaches Rogers and proposes a mission with worldwide ramifications.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America:_The_First_Avenger#cite_note-Avengers-14">[N 4]</a></p><p>Web: <a href="https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/">https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</a></p><p>EM: <a href="mailto:theguysreviewpod@gmail.com">theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</a></p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod </p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview </p><p>FB: <a href="https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/">https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</a></p><p>YT: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</a>   </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!   </p><p>Thank you, </p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Captain America: The First Avenger</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>01:02:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Captain America: The First Avenger. The Guys move further into the the MCU with the 5th film, and introduces us to the original Avenger: Captain America. Will he Chris Evans led blockbuster be suped up with super syrum or will it crash and burn like the Red Skull and Hydra (which, although Stephen isn&apos;t in this episode, is TOTALLY AGAINST)? Find out when The Guys Review... Captain America: The First Avenger. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Letterkenny Live at the Fox Theatre, Atlanta</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Fox Theatre</strong></p><p> </p><p>The 4,665 seat theatre was built in 1929 as part of a as part of a large Shrine Temple, but was ultimately developed into a lavish movie theatre. The principal architect of the project was Olivier Vinour of the firm Marye, Alger and Vinour. The design is supposed to replicate an Arabian courtyard, complete with 96 flickering lights and clouds that move across the ceiling. There is an Egyptian Ballroom that is designed after a temple for Ramses II at Karnak while the mezzanine Ladies Lounge features a replica of the throne chair of King Tut and makeup tables that feature tiny Sphinxes.</p><p> </p><p>The theater opened on December 25, 1929, just two months after the stock market crash. Originally build for the shriners, when the project went over budget, they leased the building to William Fox, a movie mogul who was building theaters around the country at the time. The theatre closed December, 1932, 125 weeks after it opened due to the Shriners defaulting on the mortgage and Fox going bankrupt.</p><p> It was purchased by Paramount Pictures and Lucas & Jenkins, a Georgia company that owned a hundred theatres.</p><p> </p><p>In the 1940's the Fox because one of the most popular locations, with the Egyptian room drawing big bands and country and western swing bands of the era. It was notable for being the only club in Atlanta at the time that would allow both black and white patrons. Though still segregated, with a seperate entrance that still remains today at the back of the theatre for historical purposes. The Fox would fully integrate in 1962</p><p> </p><p>In the 70's there was a decline in the theatre attendance, and was almost sold to AT&T with plans to tear it down and put a parking deck in its place, but was ultimately subverted by a group and placed on the National Register of Historic Places in May 1974. Celebrities that assisted saving the Fox include Liberace and Lynyrd Skynyrd (recording their first live album there and debuting guitarist Ed King's replacement, Steve Gaines, to the world). The U.S. Department of the Interior subsequently named the Fox a National Historic Landmark on May 26, 1976, citing its architectural uniqueness.</p><p> </p><p>Currently, the Fox is the only remaining movie palace in Atlanta, being run by the non-profit group, Atlanta Landmarks, Inc. An estimated 750,000 people visit the Fox every year. The venue was the site of Prince's final performance, held one week before his death on April 21, 2016.</p><p> </p><p>Notable acts who have played the Fox are Elvis, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Marley, Pearl Jam, the Allman Brothers, Ray Charles, James Brown, B-52s,</p><p> </p><p>A fun bit of trivia... When the shriners built the theatre, they built a 3,640 sq/ft office space in the theatre that was converted into an apartment that Joe Patten, the technical director from 1974 to 2004, occupied with a rent free lease for life. Patten died in 2016. Since then, the space has been unoccupied, but there is a passageway leads from the bedroom to a former spotlight platform at the top of the auditorium.</p><p> </p><p>Thoughts and impressions of the Fox theatre? Would you visit again?</p><p> </p><p>Special thanks to Megan George and Aly Grubb for the media tickets they gave us, they were fantastic seats.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Letterkenny Live</strong></p><p> </p><p>Produced by New Metric media</p><p> </p><p>Staring:</p><p>Jared Keeso</p><p>Nathan Dales</p><p>K. Trevor Wilson</p><p>Michelle Mylett</p><p>Mark Forward</p><p>Tyler Johnston</p><p>Dylan Playfair</p><p>Andrew Herr</p><p>Evan Stern</p><p> </p><p>Letterkenny live was started back in 2018, with only Jared Keeso, Nathan Dales, K. Trevor Wilson, and Mark Forward. Michelle Mylett joined in 2019, and Johnston, Playfair, Herr and Stern joining 2020. Though, the 2020 tour was, of course, postponed indefinitely in March. The dates were not announced to be rescheduled on July 19, 2021.</p><p> </p><p>Based on the show of the same name, the stage performance consists of some old, reworked, and new sketches with the cast. Including a set of stand up by Mark Forward and K. Trevor Wilson... and as themselves, not in costume. Which is funny because they reference the actors may resemble the characters.</p><p> </p><p>Letterkenny, the tv show, debuted on Crave tv in canada in Feburary 2015, which was based on the YouTube channel Keeso developed called Letterkenny Problems. It arrived in the US in July 2018 on Hulu who now owns exclusive distribution rights in the US.</p><p> </p><p>Its been nominated and won numerous Canadian screen awards, including best comedy series, best directing for Jacob Tierney (who directs all the episodes of Letterkenny), Best Lead Actor for Jared Keeso, even technical awards like best editing and best photography for the Sleepover episode.</p><p> </p><p>Back to Letterkenny live,</p><p> </p><p>Mark Forward, as Coach, welcomed everyone to the show and then informed us that due to an injury, Taylor Johnston who plays Stewart will not be performing that night... Which prompts some boos, and I yelled that it's fucking embarrassing... Which Coach agreed with. Roald then comes on stage and addresses the crowd, being weird and funny, then the hicks start coming on stage. Staring with Squirrely Dan, followed by Katy, then Dary, finally Wayne enters to thunderous applause. They do some back and forth, and crowd interaction with How're ya now? The crowd yells back, Good'n you?! It was fun. They exit the stage and Reily and Jonesy come on and do a bit talking about hockey, referencing the Atlanta Thrashers hockey team, when we hear Shoresy start chirping them from the toilet as he did in the show... But Shorseys chips also work in local attractions and themes, like coke and hot chicken. This goes for a bit, as usual, but its very engaging and works well.</p><p> </p><p>I feel there were more sketches, just a little cross over stuff. Roald then introduces Mark Forward to do a small set of stand up. His humor is very misdirectional, like when he walks on stage, he says things like, "yes, thank you, I'm very good." His set was funny, but I honestly don't remember much from it, but he ended it was a joke/song that he admitted before he started that it was "stupid" Xavier McCutchins, who named bears until the end.</p><p> </p><p>After Mark finished, another hick skit ened with Coach telling the hicks people want to see the classics. They started updating the crowd on what everyone else in Letterkenny is upto, also giving the crowd a sneak peek to season 11, and showing a cold open to an episode.</p><p> </p><p>They moved to an intermission, during which we were able to move everyone from our original seats to about 7 rows back, right in the center. It was awesome.</p><p> </p><p>Going into the second half, they continue giving humorous updates to other characters in letterkenny, as well as showing a preview for Shoresy, and a blooper reel for S10. Followed by K. Trevor Wilson coming on and doing a stand up set. His standup is totally different from Mark Forward, and Squirrely Dans character. His long form, informal storytelling type of jokes were a change of pace.</p><p> </p><p>We got another skit of Reilly and Jonesy being chirped by Shoresy, again throwing in references to Atlanta like the Varsity and chili hotdogs. And coach drunkenly talking about barb.</p><p> </p><p>The final skit brought back one of the best bits from the show, when the whole cast comes on stage making porn sounds, yes yes yes yes yesing and "aw fuck, aw fuck." The lights go out, the cast had a group hug, as they did their curtain call, they introduced themselves and each said something they loved about Atlanta. Two final bows, and they exit stage right. Lights up, and the show is over.</p><p> </p><p>Thoughts on the show? Would you go again?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Letterkenny Live</p><p>2 Breakfast club</p><p>3 T2</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Back to the Future</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Letterkenny Live at the Fox Theatre, Atlanta</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Fox Theatre</strong></p><p> </p><p>The 4,665 seat theatre was built in 1929 as part of a as part of a large Shrine Temple, but was ultimately developed into a lavish movie theatre. The principal architect of the project was Olivier Vinour of the firm Marye, Alger and Vinour. The design is supposed to replicate an Arabian courtyard, complete with 96 flickering lights and clouds that move across the ceiling. There is an Egyptian Ballroom that is designed after a temple for Ramses II at Karnak while the mezzanine Ladies Lounge features a replica of the throne chair of King Tut and makeup tables that feature tiny Sphinxes.</p><p> </p><p>The theater opened on December 25, 1929, just two months after the stock market crash. Originally build for the shriners, when the project went over budget, they leased the building to William Fox, a movie mogul who was building theaters around the country at the time. The theatre closed December, 1932, 125 weeks after it opened due to the Shriners defaulting on the mortgage and Fox going bankrupt.</p><p> It was purchased by Paramount Pictures and Lucas & Jenkins, a Georgia company that owned a hundred theatres.</p><p> </p><p>In the 1940's the Fox because one of the most popular locations, with the Egyptian room drawing big bands and country and western swing bands of the era. It was notable for being the only club in Atlanta at the time that would allow both black and white patrons. Though still segregated, with a seperate entrance that still remains today at the back of the theatre for historical purposes. The Fox would fully integrate in 1962</p><p> </p><p>In the 70's there was a decline in the theatre attendance, and was almost sold to AT&T with plans to tear it down and put a parking deck in its place, but was ultimately subverted by a group and placed on the National Register of Historic Places in May 1974. Celebrities that assisted saving the Fox include Liberace and Lynyrd Skynyrd (recording their first live album there and debuting guitarist Ed King's replacement, Steve Gaines, to the world). The U.S. Department of the Interior subsequently named the Fox a National Historic Landmark on May 26, 1976, citing its architectural uniqueness.</p><p> </p><p>Currently, the Fox is the only remaining movie palace in Atlanta, being run by the non-profit group, Atlanta Landmarks, Inc. An estimated 750,000 people visit the Fox every year. The venue was the site of Prince's final performance, held one week before his death on April 21, 2016.</p><p> </p><p>Notable acts who have played the Fox are Elvis, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Marley, Pearl Jam, the Allman Brothers, Ray Charles, James Brown, B-52s,</p><p> </p><p>A fun bit of trivia... When the shriners built the theatre, they built a 3,640 sq/ft office space in the theatre that was converted into an apartment that Joe Patten, the technical director from 1974 to 2004, occupied with a rent free lease for life. Patten died in 2016. Since then, the space has been unoccupied, but there is a passageway leads from the bedroom to a former spotlight platform at the top of the auditorium.</p><p> </p><p>Thoughts and impressions of the Fox theatre? Would you visit again?</p><p> </p><p>Special thanks to Megan George and Aly Grubb for the media tickets they gave us, they were fantastic seats.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Letterkenny Live</strong></p><p> </p><p>Produced by New Metric media</p><p> </p><p>Staring:</p><p>Jared Keeso</p><p>Nathan Dales</p><p>K. Trevor Wilson</p><p>Michelle Mylett</p><p>Mark Forward</p><p>Tyler Johnston</p><p>Dylan Playfair</p><p>Andrew Herr</p><p>Evan Stern</p><p> </p><p>Letterkenny live was started back in 2018, with only Jared Keeso, Nathan Dales, K. Trevor Wilson, and Mark Forward. Michelle Mylett joined in 2019, and Johnston, Playfair, Herr and Stern joining 2020. Though, the 2020 tour was, of course, postponed indefinitely in March. The dates were not announced to be rescheduled on July 19, 2021.</p><p> </p><p>Based on the show of the same name, the stage performance consists of some old, reworked, and new sketches with the cast. Including a set of stand up by Mark Forward and K. Trevor Wilson... and as themselves, not in costume. Which is funny because they reference the actors may resemble the characters.</p><p> </p><p>Letterkenny, the tv show, debuted on Crave tv in canada in Feburary 2015, which was based on the YouTube channel Keeso developed called Letterkenny Problems. It arrived in the US in July 2018 on Hulu who now owns exclusive distribution rights in the US.</p><p> </p><p>Its been nominated and won numerous Canadian screen awards, including best comedy series, best directing for Jacob Tierney (who directs all the episodes of Letterkenny), Best Lead Actor for Jared Keeso, even technical awards like best editing and best photography for the Sleepover episode.</p><p> </p><p>Back to Letterkenny live,</p><p> </p><p>Mark Forward, as Coach, welcomed everyone to the show and then informed us that due to an injury, Taylor Johnston who plays Stewart will not be performing that night... Which prompts some boos, and I yelled that it's fucking embarrassing... Which Coach agreed with. Roald then comes on stage and addresses the crowd, being weird and funny, then the hicks start coming on stage. Staring with Squirrely Dan, followed by Katy, then Dary, finally Wayne enters to thunderous applause. They do some back and forth, and crowd interaction with How're ya now? The crowd yells back, Good'n you?! It was fun. They exit the stage and Reily and Jonesy come on and do a bit talking about hockey, referencing the Atlanta Thrashers hockey team, when we hear Shoresy start chirping them from the toilet as he did in the show... But Shorseys chips also work in local attractions and themes, like coke and hot chicken. This goes for a bit, as usual, but its very engaging and works well.</p><p> </p><p>I feel there were more sketches, just a little cross over stuff. Roald then introduces Mark Forward to do a small set of stand up. His humor is very misdirectional, like when he walks on stage, he says things like, "yes, thank you, I'm very good." His set was funny, but I honestly don't remember much from it, but he ended it was a joke/song that he admitted before he started that it was "stupid" Xavier McCutchins, who named bears until the end.</p><p> </p><p>After Mark finished, another hick skit ened with Coach telling the hicks people want to see the classics. They started updating the crowd on what everyone else in Letterkenny is upto, also giving the crowd a sneak peek to season 11, and showing a cold open to an episode.</p><p> </p><p>They moved to an intermission, during which we were able to move everyone from our original seats to about 7 rows back, right in the center. It was awesome.</p><p> </p><p>Going into the second half, they continue giving humorous updates to other characters in letterkenny, as well as showing a preview for Shoresy, and a blooper reel for S10. Followed by K. Trevor Wilson coming on and doing a stand up set. His standup is totally different from Mark Forward, and Squirrely Dans character. His long form, informal storytelling type of jokes were a change of pace.</p><p> </p><p>We got another skit of Reilly and Jonesy being chirped by Shoresy, again throwing in references to Atlanta like the Varsity and chili hotdogs. And coach drunkenly talking about barb.</p><p> </p><p>The final skit brought back one of the best bits from the show, when the whole cast comes on stage making porn sounds, yes yes yes yes yesing and "aw fuck, aw fuck." The lights go out, the cast had a group hug, as they did their curtain call, they introduced themselves and each said something they loved about Atlanta. Two final bows, and they exit stage right. Lights up, and the show is over.</p><p> </p><p>Thoughts on the show? Would you go again?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Letterkenny Live</p><p>2 Breakfast club</p><p>3 T2</p><p>4 Sandlot</p><p>5 Back to the Future</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Letterkenny Live at the Fox Theatre. Pitter patter, grab your darts, some Puppers, and Gus N&apos; Bru and listen on as The Guys recount their experience seeing the Letterkenny Live show in Atlanta at the Fox Theatre last Wednesday. Does the Fox theatre still hold up as a venue as it approaches its 100th birthday? Does Letterkenny survive the transformation from screen to stage? Is it still as quick and funny? Do they pander to the crowd (spoiler: they don&apos;t, just some hometown fan service). Find out, when The Guys Review... Letterkenny Live at the Fox Theatre. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Letterkenny Live at the Fox Theatre. Pitter patter, grab your darts, some Puppers, and Gus N&apos; Bru and listen on as The Guys recount their experience seeing the Letterkenny Live show in Atlanta at the Fox Theatre last Wednesday. Does the Fox theatre still hold up as a venue as it approaches its 100th birthday? Does Letterkenny survive the transformation from screen to stage? Is it still as quick and funny? Do they pander to the crowd (spoiler: they don&apos;t, just some hometown fan service). Find out, when The Guys Review... Letterkenny Live at the Fox Theatre. 

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      <title>Very Bad Things</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Very Bad Things</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Very Bad Things</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by: Peter Berg (Directed, acted and produced a lot of things; directed Hancock, Battleship, Friday Night Lights; wrote and directed Lone Survivor)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Christian Slater</p><p>Cameron Diaz</p><p>Daniel Stern</p><p>Jeanne Tripplehorn</p><p>Jon Favreau</p><p>Jeremy Piven</p><p>Leland Orser</p><p> </p><p>Released: November 25, 1998</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $30M (estimated) ($52.2M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $21M ($36.6M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.3/10 Rotten Tomatoes 41% </p><p>Metacritic 31% Google Users 71% </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p>-I would marry 1998 Cameron Diaz</p><p>-Christian Slater is always slimy.</p><p>-The old troupe of the woman planning everything, being stressed, getting on him about wedding stuff, and then breaking a few days before the wedding, she doesn't like some of his friends. Awesome. Then making him profess his love.</p><p>-How 90's to record them waving goodbye.</p><p>-Pretty formulaic, wedding, bachelor party antics... drinking, smoking, not sure about the drugs though.</p><p>-That stripper is pretty hot... But I don't get Kyle saying "I can't do this"... Its not implied that he would fuck the stripper, just get a dance. Nothing wrong with that.</p><p>-That's a way to kill someone</p><p>-I don't like it when Christian Slater makes a good point about concealing an accidental murder.</p><p>-That security guy could've made it so much easier on himself... Poor guy. Why would you stab him with a cork screw?</p><p>-The movie is billed a black comedy, but it's not funny. The situation is mildy humorous, but its mostly just dark.</p><p>-Can you imagine drinking that much, doing that many drugs, then having to just stop and start cleaning everything up? (Triple Lindy)</p><p>-The burial and body re-arrangement was... Interesting. I'd like to think we'd be more functional than those guys.</p><p>-That whole overreaction at the gas station about Whizzers and his paranoia is weird.</p><p>-Who would break like Adam did at the rehearsal dinner?</p><p>-Wow... Michael killing Adam.</p><p>-How many troop rallying speeches does Boyd have in him? This one he has to accentuate with a kiss, though. I think I would punch someone</p><p>-Michael mounting Adams wife at the funeral is a weird tonal shift, and the whole overreaction during the funeral. It hard waffles from SUPER dark "comedy" to this almost slapstick, over the top, trying to be funny.</p><p>-Blaming Adam for sleeping with a prostitute is interesting... Could work.</p><p>-Boyd attacking Lois is unwarranted, but I love her self defense and biting his dick.</p><p>-Boyd then killing Michael, framing him for Lois' murder is DARK.</p><p>-Laura being morally superior to Kyle, calling his friends 'jackasses' and only caring about the wedding is just so disconnected. She doesn't care anyone was killed, just that her wedding will happen? Strange. We are jackasses messing around, none of us are murderers... That's a bit more than a jackass.</p><p>-Boyd attacking Fish for insurance money; then Laura killing him telling him to get to the wedding... Wow.</p><p>-Of course Moore accidentally kills Boyd... Should've been Fish somehow though.</p><p>-Jesus... Laura is cold as fuck... Just kill Moore and the dog, too?</p><p>-Why did they dig up the other bodies?</p><p>-It's darkly funny they crash thinking about the other guys.</p><p>-You can see Jon Favreaus feet under the wheelchair</p><p>-Those kids are little assholes</p><p>-Laura is just a shitty person, having her break down.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p> </p><p>1) Adam Sandler was originally cast as Michael Berkow but dropped out at the last minute to make The Waterboy (1998). Jeremy Piven took the role.</p><p>2) The word " fuck " is said 124 times through the movie.</p><p>3) Alan Dershowitz, the then-respected Harvard Law School professor, had a column for a few years in the late 1990's with PREMIERE magazine in which he analyzed possible legal issues arising from new movies. In this film's case, Dershowitz said that a strong case could be made that the prostitute's death was an accident or involuntary manslaughter, though the huge amount of drugs in the suite would complicate that (and would leave the guys open to major prison time via the DEA). However, he said that all of the men would be charged with first-degree murder anyway because of the deliberate stabbing death of the hotel security guard.</p><p>4) While the guys are trying to get rid of the dead body, Christian Slater's character is asked incredulously "Have you ever done this before?" The same thing was asked of him in Heathers (1988) when he is trying to cover up an accidental suicide that he manipulated. In both films, he hears the question, then pointedly does not answer it.</p><p>5) The weekend of the night in Vegas can be worked out due to the guys watching UFC 10 on pay-per-view: July 12, 1996. The background shows Don Frye vs. Brian Johnston.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very Bad Things</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Very Bad Things</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by: Peter Berg (Directed, acted and produced a lot of things; directed Hancock, Battleship, Friday Night Lights; wrote and directed Lone Survivor)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Christian Slater</p><p>Cameron Diaz</p><p>Daniel Stern</p><p>Jeanne Tripplehorn</p><p>Jon Favreau</p><p>Jeremy Piven</p><p>Leland Orser</p><p> </p><p>Released: November 25, 1998</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $30M (estimated) ($52.2M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $21M ($36.6M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.3/10 Rotten Tomatoes 41% </p><p>Metacritic 31% Google Users 71% </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p>-I would marry 1998 Cameron Diaz</p><p>-Christian Slater is always slimy.</p><p>-The old troupe of the woman planning everything, being stressed, getting on him about wedding stuff, and then breaking a few days before the wedding, she doesn't like some of his friends. Awesome. Then making him profess his love.</p><p>-How 90's to record them waving goodbye.</p><p>-Pretty formulaic, wedding, bachelor party antics... drinking, smoking, not sure about the drugs though.</p><p>-That stripper is pretty hot... But I don't get Kyle saying "I can't do this"... Its not implied that he would fuck the stripper, just get a dance. Nothing wrong with that.</p><p>-That's a way to kill someone</p><p>-I don't like it when Christian Slater makes a good point about concealing an accidental murder.</p><p>-That security guy could've made it so much easier on himself... Poor guy. Why would you stab him with a cork screw?</p><p>-The movie is billed a black comedy, but it's not funny. The situation is mildy humorous, but its mostly just dark.</p><p>-Can you imagine drinking that much, doing that many drugs, then having to just stop and start cleaning everything up? (Triple Lindy)</p><p>-The burial and body re-arrangement was... Interesting. I'd like to think we'd be more functional than those guys.</p><p>-That whole overreaction at the gas station about Whizzers and his paranoia is weird.</p><p>-Who would break like Adam did at the rehearsal dinner?</p><p>-Wow... Michael killing Adam.</p><p>-How many troop rallying speeches does Boyd have in him? This one he has to accentuate with a kiss, though. I think I would punch someone</p><p>-Michael mounting Adams wife at the funeral is a weird tonal shift, and the whole overreaction during the funeral. It hard waffles from SUPER dark "comedy" to this almost slapstick, over the top, trying to be funny.</p><p>-Blaming Adam for sleeping with a prostitute is interesting... Could work.</p><p>-Boyd attacking Lois is unwarranted, but I love her self defense and biting his dick.</p><p>-Boyd then killing Michael, framing him for Lois' murder is DARK.</p><p>-Laura being morally superior to Kyle, calling his friends 'jackasses' and only caring about the wedding is just so disconnected. She doesn't care anyone was killed, just that her wedding will happen? Strange. We are jackasses messing around, none of us are murderers... That's a bit more than a jackass.</p><p>-Boyd attacking Fish for insurance money; then Laura killing him telling him to get to the wedding... Wow.</p><p>-Of course Moore accidentally kills Boyd... Should've been Fish somehow though.</p><p>-Jesus... Laura is cold as fuck... Just kill Moore and the dog, too?</p><p>-Why did they dig up the other bodies?</p><p>-It's darkly funny they crash thinking about the other guys.</p><p>-You can see Jon Favreaus feet under the wheelchair</p><p>-Those kids are little assholes</p><p>-Laura is just a shitty person, having her break down.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p> </p><p>1) Adam Sandler was originally cast as Michael Berkow but dropped out at the last minute to make The Waterboy (1998). Jeremy Piven took the role.</p><p>2) The word " fuck " is said 124 times through the movie.</p><p>3) Alan Dershowitz, the then-respected Harvard Law School professor, had a column for a few years in the late 1990's with PREMIERE magazine in which he analyzed possible legal issues arising from new movies. In this film's case, Dershowitz said that a strong case could be made that the prostitute's death was an accident or involuntary manslaughter, though the huge amount of drugs in the suite would complicate that (and would leave the guys open to major prison time via the DEA). However, he said that all of the men would be charged with first-degree murder anyway because of the deliberate stabbing death of the hotel security guard.</p><p>4) While the guys are trying to get rid of the dead body, Christian Slater's character is asked incredulously "Have you ever done this before?" The same thing was asked of him in Heathers (1988) when he is trying to cover up an accidental suicide that he manipulated. In both films, he hears the question, then pointedly does not answer it.</p><p>5) The weekend of the night in Vegas can be worked out due to the guys watching UFC 10 on pay-per-view: July 12, 1996. The background shows Don Frye vs. Brian Johnston.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Very bad things</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Very Bad Things</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Very Bad Things. The 1994 writing and directorial debut of Peter Berg, with a fairly sizable ensemble cast. The dark comedy takes The Guys down some questionable paths and some thoughtful character examination... Just kidding. They mostly make fun how everyone screams and overreacts. Listen on to find out if Very Bad Things gets away with murder, or if The Guys chop it up and bury it in the Nevada dessert when The Guys Review... Very Bad Things. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Very Bad Things. The 1994 writing and directorial debut of Peter Berg, with a fairly sizable ensemble cast. The dark comedy takes The Guys down some questionable paths and some thoughtful character examination... Just kidding. They mostly make fun how everyone screams and overreacts. Listen on to find out if Very Bad Things gets away with murder, or if The Guys chop it up and bury it in the Nevada dessert when The Guys Review... Very Bad Things. 

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-The Guys</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Happy Gilmore</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Gilmore</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p><strong>Happy Gilmore</strong></p><p>Written, Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler</p><p>Directed: Dennis Dugan</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p>Christopher McDonald</p><p>Julie Bowen</p><p>Frances Bay</p><p>Carl Weathers</p><p> </p><p>Released: Feb, 18 1996</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $12,000,000M (estimated) ($21,699,120.46M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: Opening weekend US & Canada $8,514,125M ($15,395,752.00 in 2022)</p><p>Worldwide: 41,205,099M ($74,509,533.89M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.0/10 Rotten Tomatoes 61% </p><p>Metacritic 31% Google Users 91% </p><p> </p><p>As requirement for mi Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex here are thine awards Sire</p><p> </p><p><strong>Kids' Choice Awards, USA 1997</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Blimp Award</p><p>Favorite Movie</p><p> </p><p><strong>MTV Movie + TV Awards 1996</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>MTV Movie Award</p><p>Best Fight</p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p>Bob Barker</p><p> </p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>MTV Movie Award</p><p>Best Comedic Performance</p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p> </p><p><strong>Razzie Awards 1997</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Razzie Award</p><p>Worst Actor</p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p>For Bulletproof</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Stinkers Bad Movie Awards 1996</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Stinker Award</p><p>Worst Actor</p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p> </p><p>When Bob Barker was later asked to come on board with the project, he agreed to do so with two stipulations — that writers would re-work the scene to allow Barker to beat Gilmore in a fight … and that the “Price is Right” star could shoot his own fight scenes rather than have a body double. Barker had been training with his neighbor, Chuck Norris, and wanted to show off his skills.</p><p>Although Christopher McDonald has become synonymous with Shooter McGavin, he was not the first choice for the role. Producers were hoping that Kevin Costner would play the part but he was interested in making “Tin Cup.” McDonald almost turned down the role of McGavin as well because he was trying to break of the stereotype of playing villains. After meeting Adam Sandler and realizing how funny the film would be, he agreed to the role. McDonald has since said it was one of the very best moves of his career.</p><p>Happy was loosely based on a childhood friend of Sandler’s named Kyle McDonough. They grew up in Manchester, New Hampshire, and would sometimes play golf—but Sandler could never outdrive his buddy, which he attributed to McDonough’s extensive background playing hockey. McDonough went on to play in the East Coast Hockey League, the British Hockey League, and a league in Norway. He remains friends with Sandler to this day.</p><p>He's hard to recognize under all of that hair, but Otto the homeless caddy was none other than Allen Covert, Sandler's longtime friend and Happy Madison Productions collaborator who played the title role in the cult comedy Grandma's Boy ten years later. Covert's IMDb page is full of Sandler projects, starting with 1989's Going Overboard, followed by Airheads, Happy Gilmore, Bulletproof, The Wedding Singer, The Waterboy, Never Been Kissed, Big Daddy, Little Nicky, Mr. Deeds, and on, and on...</p><p>The Happy Gilmore score was composed by the frontman for new wave art rockers Devo, who had huge hits in the early days of MTV with "Whip It" and their cover of The Rolling Stones "Satisfaction." Like Oingo Boingo's Danny Elfman, Devo's Mark Mothersbaugh has found tremendous success as a composer, working on kid TV shows like Rugrats, the famous "Get a Mac" commercials, several Wes Anderson films, and more recently, 21 Jump Street, The Lego Movie, and one of our favorite scores, Thor: Ragnarok. Almost 20 years after Happy Gilmore, Mothersbaugh composed the music for Adam Sandler's Hotel Transylvania, at the urging of his then young kids.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) John Wick</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker, Marcus)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/happy-gilmore-bVCHMXXi</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Gilmore</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p><strong>Happy Gilmore</strong></p><p>Written, Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler</p><p>Directed: Dennis Dugan</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p>Christopher McDonald</p><p>Julie Bowen</p><p>Frances Bay</p><p>Carl Weathers</p><p> </p><p>Released: Feb, 18 1996</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $12,000,000M (estimated) ($21,699,120.46M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: Opening weekend US & Canada $8,514,125M ($15,395,752.00 in 2022)</p><p>Worldwide: 41,205,099M ($74,509,533.89M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.0/10 Rotten Tomatoes 61% </p><p>Metacritic 31% Google Users 91% </p><p> </p><p>As requirement for mi Lord Tucker the Wanker second Earl of Wessex here are thine awards Sire</p><p> </p><p><strong>Kids' Choice Awards, USA 1997</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Blimp Award</p><p>Favorite Movie</p><p> </p><p><strong>MTV Movie + TV Awards 1996</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>MTV Movie Award</p><p>Best Fight</p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p>Bob Barker</p><p> </p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>MTV Movie Award</p><p>Best Comedic Performance</p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p> </p><p><strong>Razzie Awards 1997</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Razzie Award</p><p>Worst Actor</p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p>For Bulletproof</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Stinkers Bad Movie Awards 1996</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Stinker Award</p><p>Worst Actor</p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Top 5 Trivia</p><p> </p><p>When Bob Barker was later asked to come on board with the project, he agreed to do so with two stipulations — that writers would re-work the scene to allow Barker to beat Gilmore in a fight … and that the “Price is Right” star could shoot his own fight scenes rather than have a body double. Barker had been training with his neighbor, Chuck Norris, and wanted to show off his skills.</p><p>Although Christopher McDonald has become synonymous with Shooter McGavin, he was not the first choice for the role. Producers were hoping that Kevin Costner would play the part but he was interested in making “Tin Cup.” McDonald almost turned down the role of McGavin as well because he was trying to break of the stereotype of playing villains. After meeting Adam Sandler and realizing how funny the film would be, he agreed to the role. McDonald has since said it was one of the very best moves of his career.</p><p>Happy was loosely based on a childhood friend of Sandler’s named Kyle McDonough. They grew up in Manchester, New Hampshire, and would sometimes play golf—but Sandler could never outdrive his buddy, which he attributed to McDonough’s extensive background playing hockey. McDonough went on to play in the East Coast Hockey League, the British Hockey League, and a league in Norway. He remains friends with Sandler to this day.</p><p>He's hard to recognize under all of that hair, but Otto the homeless caddy was none other than Allen Covert, Sandler's longtime friend and Happy Madison Productions collaborator who played the title role in the cult comedy Grandma's Boy ten years later. Covert's IMDb page is full of Sandler projects, starting with 1989's Going Overboard, followed by Airheads, Happy Gilmore, Bulletproof, The Wedding Singer, The Waterboy, Never Been Kissed, Big Daddy, Little Nicky, Mr. Deeds, and on, and on...</p><p>The Happy Gilmore score was composed by the frontman for new wave art rockers Devo, who had huge hits in the early days of MTV with "Whip It" and their cover of The Rolling Stones "Satisfaction." Like Oingo Boingo's Danny Elfman, Devo's Mark Mothersbaugh has found tremendous success as a composer, working on kid TV shows like Rugrats, the famous "Get a Mac" commercials, several Wes Anderson films, and more recently, 21 Jump Street, The Lego Movie, and one of our favorite scores, Thor: Ragnarok. Almost 20 years after Happy Gilmore, Mothersbaugh composed the music for Adam Sandler's Hotel Transylvania, at the urging of his then young kids.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) John Wick</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Happy Gilmore. With the PGA Masters coming up, Tucker thought it would be a good time to review the classic, and career launching Adam Sandler film. Listen on and learn how irresponsible 3/4 of the Guys were this week, find out who actually did their home work, and discuss some of the most memorable moments from Happy Gilmore. Will this turn out to be an Eagle, or will the Guys give it a double bogy when The Guys Review... Happy Gilmore.

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-The Guys</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Happy Gilmore. With the PGA Masters coming up, Tucker thought it would be a good time to review the classic, and career launching Adam Sandler film. Listen on and learn how irresponsible 3/4 of the Guys were this week, find out who actually did their home work, and discuss some of the most memorable moments from Happy Gilmore. Will this turn out to be an Eagle, or will the Guys give it a double bogy when The Guys Review... Happy Gilmore.

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      <title>Goon</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Goon</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Goon</strong></p><p>Directed by Michael Dowse</p><p>Written by Jay Baruchel  Evan Goldberg and Adam Frattasio </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Sean William Scott</p><p>Jay Baruchel</p><p>Alison Pill</p><p>Eugene Levy</p><p>Liev Schreiber</p><p> </p><p>Released: Feb 26, 2012</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $12M ($14,828,749.88M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: US & Canada $ 4.2M ($5.2M in 2022) Opening weekend US & Canada $1,232,860M(1,523,481.05M in 2022 ) Worldwide $ 7M ($8.6M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 81% </p><p>Metacritic 64% Google Users 83% </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>(READ IN YE OLDE ENGLISH)  As Milord Sire Tucker the Wanker second Earl of wessex commands. Here is thyne awards Sire.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Canadian Comedy Awards 2013</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Canadian Comedy Award</p><p>Best Film</p><p> </p><p><strong>Canadian Screen Awards, CA 2013</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Canadian Screen Award</p><p>Achievement in Cinematography</p><p>Bobby Shore</p><p> </p><p>Achievement in Direction</p><p>Michael Dowse</p><p> </p><p>Achievement in Make-Up</p><p>Lori Caputi</p><p>Brenda Magalas</p><p> </p><p>Adapted Screenplay</p><p>Jay Baruchel</p><p>Evan Goldberg</p><p> </p><p>Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role</p><p>Jay Baruchel</p><p> </p><p>Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role</p><p>Kim Coates</p><p> </p><p><strong>Central Ohio Film Critics Association 2013</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>COFCA Award</p><p>Best Overlooked Film</p><p> </p><p><strong>Directors Guild of Canada 2012</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>DGC Craft Award</p><p>Direction - Feature Film</p><p>Michael Dowse</p><p> </p><p>Picture Editing - Feature Film</p><p>Reg Harkema</p><p> </p><p><strong>Toronto Film Critics Association Awards 2012</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Rogers Award</p><p>Best Canadian Film</p><p>Michael Dowse</p><p> </p><p><strong>Vancouver Film Critics Circle 2013</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>VFCC Award</p><p>Best Supporting Actor in a Canadian Film</p><p>Jay Baruchel</p><p> </p><p>Best Supporting Actor in a Canadian Film</p><p>Liev Schreiber</p><p> </p><p>Best Supporting Actress in a Canadian Film</p><p>Alison Pill</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>Doug Glatt (Sean William Scott), a bouncer at a bar in Massachusetts, feels ostracized from society, especially since his father and brother are both successful physicians. Doug attends a minor league hockey game with his best friend Pat (Jay Baruchel).</p><p> </p><p>Pat taunts the visiting team during a fight and one of their players climbs into the stands, calling him a homosexual slur. Doug (whose brother is gay) steps in and easily beats up the opposing player, as Pat films him, and the video goes is played on Pats hockey show, prompting the coach to call in and tell Doug to come try out as an enforcer.</p><p> </p><p>-I like how it starts, with the fight;</p><p>-I cant see Sean William Scott and not see Stiffler</p><p>-Jays hair is rediculous, with the cuts...and one is crooked</p><p>-That was a brutal fight</p><p>-Are those the guys from the Trailer Park Boys in the studio?</p><p>-Good for Doug getting his 'thing'</p><p>-Jay has a terrible Boston accent</p><p> </p><p>Meanwhile, veteran enforcer and Doug's idol Ross "The Boss" Rhea (Liev Schreiber) is demoted to the minors after serving a 20-game suspension for slashing an opponent in the head from behind. Three years prior, Rhea hit and concussed the highly-skilled prospect Xavier Laflamme (Marc-André Grondin), who has had trouble recovering from the incident due to the fear of being hit, resulting in his being stuck in the minors.</p><p> </p><p>After earning the nickname "The Thug," Doug was hired by a farm team in Canada where Laflamme plays, the Halifax Highlanders, to protect Laflamme and be his roommate. The Highlanders experience success with Doug as their enforcer, and he quickly becomes popular among fans and teammates, much to the chagrin of his parents and Laflamme, who loses ice time and the alternate-captaincy to Doug.</p><p>Doug also becomes romantically involved with Eva (Alison Pill), a hockey fan with a penchant for players.</p><p> </p><p>-So he went from not playing hockey, to an amateur team, to a pro team in, like, 2-3 games?</p><p>-Def weird to sign someones dick.</p><p>The Eva arch is interesting... Not sure what scared her off.</p><p>-She walked in talking to her bf, and only pulled back after they kissed?</p><p> </p><p>With four games left on their schedule, the Highlanders need two wins to secure a playoff spot. On a road game in Quebec after an opposing player concusses Laflamme with a heavy hit, Doug savagely beats the player unconscious and is suspended for the next game against Rhea and the St. John's Shamrocks.</p><p> </p><p>Doug encounters Rhea at a diner, where Rhea dismisses Doug's claim that he is a hockey player, calling him a goon. Though Rhea acknowledges Doug's physical prowess and gives Doug his respect, Rhea warns him that if they ever meet on the ice, he will "lay [him] the fuck out."</p><p> </p><p>The Highlanders (with Doug suspended and Laflamme hospitalized) lose to the Shamrocks. Doug reaches out to Laflamme, and promises him he will always have his back on the ice. In their next game, the Highlanders lead 1–0 thanks to strong teamwork between Doug and Laflamme.</p><p> </p><p>-Glad his family showed up, they're supportive</p><p>-Doug in the bedroom was intense</p><p>-Did Doug let the guy check LeFlamme? and fake going after him afterwards?</p><p>-Eva calling herself a slut and admitting to sleeping around was an odd turn</p><p>-Interesting meeting between Doug and Rhea</p><p>-Stomach light?</p><p>-I don't understand the turn around with LeFlamme</p><p> </p><p>In the final seconds, Doug blocks a slapshot with his face and his ankle is injured in the ensuing scramble. The Highlanders win, but they need a win against Rhea and the Shamrocks in their last game for a playoff spot.</p><p>After two periods, the Shamrocks are beating the Highlanders 2–0. Rhea and Doug drop the gloves in the third period. Doug is knocked down first, but Rhea calls off the linesmen and allows him to get back up. Doug manages to break Rhea's nose, but breaks his previously injured ankle in the process.</p><p> </p><p>Doug manages to stand back up and knocks out Rhea with a vicious left hook. Eva and his teammates help a seriously injured Doug off the ice and Laflamme, inspired by Doug's efforts and Rhea's defeat, scores a natural hat trick, giving the Highlanders a 3–2 lead.</p><p>As the game enters its final minute, the final scene has Eva comforting Doug in the locker room as he comments, "I think I nailed him."</p><p> </p><p>-Damn the puck to the face... but a good stop.</p><p>-Do Doug and Rhea will meet in the playoffs, and LaFlamme doesn't walk on the logo</p><p>-The music during the last game was weird... very tense and ominous. Not what you'd expect.</p><p>-Whats with the weak ankles? Never mentioned before the fight.</p><p>-That fight was pretty epic and brutal, worth the wait.</p><p>-Like how Rhea smiled when he was getting up</p><p>-Good, happy ending.</p><p> </p><p>The end</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>TOP 5 FACTS</p><p><i>Seann William Scott gained weight for the role of Doug Glatt, as well as taking intensive skating lessons and fighting on ice.</i></p><p><i>A great majority of the cast is comprised by Canadian actors, including the well-established actors in Hollywood like Jay Baruchel, Kim Coates, Alison Pill and Eugene Levy. The only non-Canadians in major roles are Minnesota-native Seann William Scott and New Yorker Liev Schreiber. Ironically, Baruchel plays an American character (a thickly-accented Massachusetts native) in the film, while Schreiber plays a Canadian character.</i></p><p><i>The scene where Rhea sheds crocodile tears during a press conference was a reference to NHL player Todd Bertuzzi. Bertuzzi, playing for the Vancouver Canucks at the time, punched Colorado Avalanche's Steve Moore in the back of the head during a game causing an injury that would end Moore's career. In a press conference afterwards, an emotional Bertuzzi tearfully apologized for the incident, which cost him a $500,000 salary deduction and a 17 month suspension.</i></p><p><i>Seann William Scott gained weight for the role of Doug Glatt, as well as taking intensive skating lessons and fighting on ice.</i></p><p><i>In an interview with hockey blog Puck Daddy, Liev Schreiber notes that he was inspired by former hockey enforcer Bob Probert. As an homage to the player, he taped his wrists for the film, just as Probert had done when he played.</i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) John Wick</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker, Al, Marcus)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Goon</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Goon</strong></p><p>Directed by Michael Dowse</p><p>Written by Jay Baruchel  Evan Goldberg and Adam Frattasio </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Sean William Scott</p><p>Jay Baruchel</p><p>Alison Pill</p><p>Eugene Levy</p><p>Liev Schreiber</p><p> </p><p>Released: Feb 26, 2012</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $12M ($14,828,749.88M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: US & Canada $ 4.2M ($5.2M in 2022) Opening weekend US & Canada $1,232,860M(1,523,481.05M in 2022 ) Worldwide $ 7M ($8.6M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 81% </p><p>Metacritic 64% Google Users 83% </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>(READ IN YE OLDE ENGLISH)  As Milord Sire Tucker the Wanker second Earl of wessex commands. Here is thyne awards Sire.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Canadian Comedy Awards 2013</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Canadian Comedy Award</p><p>Best Film</p><p> </p><p><strong>Canadian Screen Awards, CA 2013</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Canadian Screen Award</p><p>Achievement in Cinematography</p><p>Bobby Shore</p><p> </p><p>Achievement in Direction</p><p>Michael Dowse</p><p> </p><p>Achievement in Make-Up</p><p>Lori Caputi</p><p>Brenda Magalas</p><p> </p><p>Adapted Screenplay</p><p>Jay Baruchel</p><p>Evan Goldberg</p><p> </p><p>Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role</p><p>Jay Baruchel</p><p> </p><p>Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role</p><p>Kim Coates</p><p> </p><p><strong>Central Ohio Film Critics Association 2013</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>COFCA Award</p><p>Best Overlooked Film</p><p> </p><p><strong>Directors Guild of Canada 2012</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>DGC Craft Award</p><p>Direction - Feature Film</p><p>Michael Dowse</p><p> </p><p>Picture Editing - Feature Film</p><p>Reg Harkema</p><p> </p><p><strong>Toronto Film Critics Association Awards 2012</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Rogers Award</p><p>Best Canadian Film</p><p>Michael Dowse</p><p> </p><p><strong>Vancouver Film Critics Circle 2013</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>VFCC Award</p><p>Best Supporting Actor in a Canadian Film</p><p>Jay Baruchel</p><p> </p><p>Best Supporting Actor in a Canadian Film</p><p>Liev Schreiber</p><p> </p><p>Best Supporting Actress in a Canadian Film</p><p>Alison Pill</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>Doug Glatt (Sean William Scott), a bouncer at a bar in Massachusetts, feels ostracized from society, especially since his father and brother are both successful physicians. Doug attends a minor league hockey game with his best friend Pat (Jay Baruchel).</p><p> </p><p>Pat taunts the visiting team during a fight and one of their players climbs into the stands, calling him a homosexual slur. Doug (whose brother is gay) steps in and easily beats up the opposing player, as Pat films him, and the video goes is played on Pats hockey show, prompting the coach to call in and tell Doug to come try out as an enforcer.</p><p> </p><p>-I like how it starts, with the fight;</p><p>-I cant see Sean William Scott and not see Stiffler</p><p>-Jays hair is rediculous, with the cuts...and one is crooked</p><p>-That was a brutal fight</p><p>-Are those the guys from the Trailer Park Boys in the studio?</p><p>-Good for Doug getting his 'thing'</p><p>-Jay has a terrible Boston accent</p><p> </p><p>Meanwhile, veteran enforcer and Doug's idol Ross "The Boss" Rhea (Liev Schreiber) is demoted to the minors after serving a 20-game suspension for slashing an opponent in the head from behind. Three years prior, Rhea hit and concussed the highly-skilled prospect Xavier Laflamme (Marc-André Grondin), who has had trouble recovering from the incident due to the fear of being hit, resulting in his being stuck in the minors.</p><p> </p><p>After earning the nickname "The Thug," Doug was hired by a farm team in Canada where Laflamme plays, the Halifax Highlanders, to protect Laflamme and be his roommate. The Highlanders experience success with Doug as their enforcer, and he quickly becomes popular among fans and teammates, much to the chagrin of his parents and Laflamme, who loses ice time and the alternate-captaincy to Doug.</p><p>Doug also becomes romantically involved with Eva (Alison Pill), a hockey fan with a penchant for players.</p><p> </p><p>-So he went from not playing hockey, to an amateur team, to a pro team in, like, 2-3 games?</p><p>-Def weird to sign someones dick.</p><p>The Eva arch is interesting... Not sure what scared her off.</p><p>-She walked in talking to her bf, and only pulled back after they kissed?</p><p> </p><p>With four games left on their schedule, the Highlanders need two wins to secure a playoff spot. On a road game in Quebec after an opposing player concusses Laflamme with a heavy hit, Doug savagely beats the player unconscious and is suspended for the next game against Rhea and the St. John's Shamrocks.</p><p> </p><p>Doug encounters Rhea at a diner, where Rhea dismisses Doug's claim that he is a hockey player, calling him a goon. Though Rhea acknowledges Doug's physical prowess and gives Doug his respect, Rhea warns him that if they ever meet on the ice, he will "lay [him] the fuck out."</p><p> </p><p>The Highlanders (with Doug suspended and Laflamme hospitalized) lose to the Shamrocks. Doug reaches out to Laflamme, and promises him he will always have his back on the ice. In their next game, the Highlanders lead 1–0 thanks to strong teamwork between Doug and Laflamme.</p><p> </p><p>-Glad his family showed up, they're supportive</p><p>-Doug in the bedroom was intense</p><p>-Did Doug let the guy check LeFlamme? and fake going after him afterwards?</p><p>-Eva calling herself a slut and admitting to sleeping around was an odd turn</p><p>-Interesting meeting between Doug and Rhea</p><p>-Stomach light?</p><p>-I don't understand the turn around with LeFlamme</p><p> </p><p>In the final seconds, Doug blocks a slapshot with his face and his ankle is injured in the ensuing scramble. The Highlanders win, but they need a win against Rhea and the Shamrocks in their last game for a playoff spot.</p><p>After two periods, the Shamrocks are beating the Highlanders 2–0. Rhea and Doug drop the gloves in the third period. Doug is knocked down first, but Rhea calls off the linesmen and allows him to get back up. Doug manages to break Rhea's nose, but breaks his previously injured ankle in the process.</p><p> </p><p>Doug manages to stand back up and knocks out Rhea with a vicious left hook. Eva and his teammates help a seriously injured Doug off the ice and Laflamme, inspired by Doug's efforts and Rhea's defeat, scores a natural hat trick, giving the Highlanders a 3–2 lead.</p><p>As the game enters its final minute, the final scene has Eva comforting Doug in the locker room as he comments, "I think I nailed him."</p><p> </p><p>-Damn the puck to the face... but a good stop.</p><p>-Do Doug and Rhea will meet in the playoffs, and LaFlamme doesn't walk on the logo</p><p>-The music during the last game was weird... very tense and ominous. Not what you'd expect.</p><p>-Whats with the weak ankles? Never mentioned before the fight.</p><p>-That fight was pretty epic and brutal, worth the wait.</p><p>-Like how Rhea smiled when he was getting up</p><p>-Good, happy ending.</p><p> </p><p>The end</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>TOP 5 FACTS</p><p><i>Seann William Scott gained weight for the role of Doug Glatt, as well as taking intensive skating lessons and fighting on ice.</i></p><p><i>A great majority of the cast is comprised by Canadian actors, including the well-established actors in Hollywood like Jay Baruchel, Kim Coates, Alison Pill and Eugene Levy. The only non-Canadians in major roles are Minnesota-native Seann William Scott and New Yorker Liev Schreiber. Ironically, Baruchel plays an American character (a thickly-accented Massachusetts native) in the film, while Schreiber plays a Canadian character.</i></p><p><i>The scene where Rhea sheds crocodile tears during a press conference was a reference to NHL player Todd Bertuzzi. Bertuzzi, playing for the Vancouver Canucks at the time, punched Colorado Avalanche's Steve Moore in the back of the head during a game causing an injury that would end Moore's career. In a press conference afterwards, an emotional Bertuzzi tearfully apologized for the incident, which cost him a $500,000 salary deduction and a 17 month suspension.</i></p><p><i>Seann William Scott gained weight for the role of Doug Glatt, as well as taking intensive skating lessons and fighting on ice.</i></p><p><i>In an interview with hockey blog Puck Daddy, Liev Schreiber notes that he was inspired by former hockey enforcer Bob Probert. As an homage to the player, he taped his wrists for the film, just as Probert had done when he played.</i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**REVIEW AND RATING**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) John Wick</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Goon, with SPECIAL GUEST HOST AL FROM THE PRODUCE STAND PODCAST!! The guys review this Canadian classic, with the help of a genuine Canadian... How couldn&apos;t it be any more fun. Tune in as we wheel, snipe, celly this hockey tutorial, and remember to always go bar downski. #FERDA. Find out if this movie knocks us out or if we have to put it in the penalty box when The Guys Review... Goon

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      <title>The Princess Bride</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Princess Bride</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> Princess Bride</p><p>Written by: Rob Reiner Screenplay by: William Goldman</p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Cary Elwes</p><p>Mandy Patinkin</p><p>Chris sarandon</p><p>Christopher Guest</p><p>Wallace Shawn</p><p>Andre the giant</p><p> </p><p>Released: 25 September 1987</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $15M ($37,462,500.00 2022)</p><p> </p><p><strong>Domestic Box Office</strong></p><p>$30,857,000</p><p> </p><p><strong>International Box Office</strong></p><p>$189,322</p><p> </p><p><strong>Worldwide Box Office</strong></p><p>$31,046,322</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.0/10 Rotten Tomatoes 97% </p><p>Metacritic 77% Google Users 86% </p><p> </p><p>This is for you Sir Tucker the Wanker second earl of Wessex</p><p> </p><p>Nominated for 1 Oscar ( Best music, Orginal song.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Saturn Award</p><p>Best Fantasy Film</p><p> </p><p>Best Costumes</p><p>Phyllis Dalton</p><p> </p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Saturn Award</p><p>Best Actress</p><p>Robin Wright</p><p> </p><p>Best Writing</p><p>William Goldman</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>American Comedy Awards, USA 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>American Comedy Award</p><p>Funniest Supporting Male Performer - Motion Picture or TV</p><p>Billy Crystal</p><p> </p><p>Funniest Supporting Female Performer - Motion Picture or TV</p><p>Carol Kane</p><p> </p><p><strong>Avoriaz Fantastic Film Festival 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Grand Prize</p><p>Rob Reiner</p><p> </p><p><strong>Casting Society of America, USA 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Artios Award</p><p>Best Casting for Feature Film, Comedy</p><p>Jane Jenkins</p><p>Janet Hirshenson</p><p> </p><p><strong>Grammy Awards 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Grammy</p><p>Best Album of Original Instrumental Background Score Written for a Motion Picture or Television</p><p>Mark Knopfler</p><p> </p><p><strong>Heartland Film 1987</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Truly Moving Picture Award</p><p>Rob Reiner (director)</p><p> </p><p><strong>Hugo Awards 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Hugo</p><p>Best Dramatic Presentation</p><p>Rob Reiner (director)</p><p>William Goldman (screenplay/novel)</p><p> </p><p><strong>National Film Preservation Board, USA 2016</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>National Film Registry</p><p>National Film Preservation Board</p><p> </p><p><strong>Toronto International Film Festival 1987</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>People's Choice Award</p><p>Rob Reiner</p><p> </p><p><strong>USC Scripter Award 1989</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>USC Scripter Award</p><p>William Goldman (screenwriter/author)</p><p> </p><p><strong>Writers Guild of America, USA 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>WGA Award (Screen)</p><p>Best Screenplay Based on Material from Another Medium</p><p>William Goldman</p><p> </p><p><strong>Young Artist Awards 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Young Artist Award</p><p>Best Young Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama</p><p>Fred Savage</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-I like the grandpa previews the whole movie explaining what was going to be in the movie</p><p>-Robin Wright was hot.</p><p>-Epic opening, love and loss.</p><p>-No way they didn't know how funny the name Humperdink was.</p><p>-Pretty epic beginning... Royalty, a wedding, kidnapping.</p><p>-Love the use of miniatures with the boats. It's very awesomely 80's.</p><p>-OK, so the plan is to kidnap the princess, take her to another land, kill her, and make the price think it was those people to start a war?</p><p>-Inigo Montoya is a very honorable guy, helping Wesley up the cliff</p><p>-When they jump off the rock while fighting, you can definitely tell there is a pad where they land.</p><p>-The fight is so over te top, but in a good way.</p><p>-Its amazing how fast this movie moves. Already defeated Montoya and Fezzik</p><p>-I love the rodents are clearly dudes in a rodent suit</p><p>-It's a very basic story, but classic and timeless.</p><p>-When Buttercup tells off the prince, calling him a coward, it's so overdramatic</p><p>-Billy Crystal is so perfect for Miracle Max</p><p>-Wuv, twu wuv...</p><p>-Good fight with Inigo</p><p> </p><p>The end</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5 trivia</p><p><strong>1. Elwes wasn't the first choice for Westley</strong></p><p>In fact, Oscar winner, Colin Firth was originally in the running to play Cary Elwes.</p><p><strong>2. Wrestler André the Giant didn't actually do any heavy lifting</strong></p><p>Following a major back surgery, Andre the Giant (André René Roussimoff) could not lift any heavy objects, instead, the seven foot and 540-pound actor used a stunt double for the majority of his more physical scenes. </p><p><strong>3. One of the final scenes did not make the final cut</strong></p><p>Before it was cut from the film, Fred Savage originally walked over to his window, after his grandfather had left and sees Fezzik, Inigo, Westley, and Buttercup all on riding on their white horses.</p><p><strong>4. Patinkin was thinking of his late father when he delivered his most famous line</strong></p><p>When Patinki uttered his Spanish vow, "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die," he was sadly thinking of his father who has died of cancer a few years prior to reading the script.</p><p><strong>5. Elwes filmed many scenes with a broken toe </strong></p><p>Six weeks into production, Elwes had an accident in an ATV (which was used to transport Andre on set, because he didn't fit into the crew van), leaving him with a broken toe. Initially, Elwes tried to hide his injury from the director, but they ended up using trick photography to hide his limp in many of his scenes.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) John Wick</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Princess Bride</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> Princess Bride</p><p>Written by: Rob Reiner Screenplay by: William Goldman</p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Cary Elwes</p><p>Mandy Patinkin</p><p>Chris sarandon</p><p>Christopher Guest</p><p>Wallace Shawn</p><p>Andre the giant</p><p> </p><p>Released: 25 September 1987</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $15M ($37,462,500.00 2022)</p><p> </p><p><strong>Domestic Box Office</strong></p><p>$30,857,000</p><p> </p><p><strong>International Box Office</strong></p><p>$189,322</p><p> </p><p><strong>Worldwide Box Office</strong></p><p>$31,046,322</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.0/10 Rotten Tomatoes 97% </p><p>Metacritic 77% Google Users 86% </p><p> </p><p>This is for you Sir Tucker the Wanker second earl of Wessex</p><p> </p><p>Nominated for 1 Oscar ( Best music, Orginal song.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Saturn Award</p><p>Best Fantasy Film</p><p> </p><p>Best Costumes</p><p>Phyllis Dalton</p><p> </p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Saturn Award</p><p>Best Actress</p><p>Robin Wright</p><p> </p><p>Best Writing</p><p>William Goldman</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>American Comedy Awards, USA 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>American Comedy Award</p><p>Funniest Supporting Male Performer - Motion Picture or TV</p><p>Billy Crystal</p><p> </p><p>Funniest Supporting Female Performer - Motion Picture or TV</p><p>Carol Kane</p><p> </p><p><strong>Avoriaz Fantastic Film Festival 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Grand Prize</p><p>Rob Reiner</p><p> </p><p><strong>Casting Society of America, USA 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Artios Award</p><p>Best Casting for Feature Film, Comedy</p><p>Jane Jenkins</p><p>Janet Hirshenson</p><p> </p><p><strong>Grammy Awards 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>Grammy</p><p>Best Album of Original Instrumental Background Score Written for a Motion Picture or Television</p><p>Mark Knopfler</p><p> </p><p><strong>Heartland Film 1987</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Truly Moving Picture Award</p><p>Rob Reiner (director)</p><p> </p><p><strong>Hugo Awards 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Hugo</p><p>Best Dramatic Presentation</p><p>Rob Reiner (director)</p><p>William Goldman (screenplay/novel)</p><p> </p><p><strong>National Film Preservation Board, USA 2016</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>National Film Registry</p><p>National Film Preservation Board</p><p> </p><p><strong>Toronto International Film Festival 1987</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>People's Choice Award</p><p>Rob Reiner</p><p> </p><p><strong>USC Scripter Award 1989</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>USC Scripter Award</p><p>William Goldman (screenwriter/author)</p><p> </p><p><strong>Writers Guild of America, USA 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Nominee</strong></p><p>WGA Award (Screen)</p><p>Best Screenplay Based on Material from Another Medium</p><p>William Goldman</p><p> </p><p><strong>Young Artist Awards 1988</strong></p><p><strong>Winner</strong></p><p>Young Artist Award</p><p>Best Young Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama</p><p>Fred Savage</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-I like the grandpa previews the whole movie explaining what was going to be in the movie</p><p>-Robin Wright was hot.</p><p>-Epic opening, love and loss.</p><p>-No way they didn't know how funny the name Humperdink was.</p><p>-Pretty epic beginning... Royalty, a wedding, kidnapping.</p><p>-Love the use of miniatures with the boats. It's very awesomely 80's.</p><p>-OK, so the plan is to kidnap the princess, take her to another land, kill her, and make the price think it was those people to start a war?</p><p>-Inigo Montoya is a very honorable guy, helping Wesley up the cliff</p><p>-When they jump off the rock while fighting, you can definitely tell there is a pad where they land.</p><p>-The fight is so over te top, but in a good way.</p><p>-Its amazing how fast this movie moves. Already defeated Montoya and Fezzik</p><p>-I love the rodents are clearly dudes in a rodent suit</p><p>-It's a very basic story, but classic and timeless.</p><p>-When Buttercup tells off the prince, calling him a coward, it's so overdramatic</p><p>-Billy Crystal is so perfect for Miracle Max</p><p>-Wuv, twu wuv...</p><p>-Good fight with Inigo</p><p> </p><p>The end</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5 trivia</p><p><strong>1. Elwes wasn't the first choice for Westley</strong></p><p>In fact, Oscar winner, Colin Firth was originally in the running to play Cary Elwes.</p><p><strong>2. Wrestler André the Giant didn't actually do any heavy lifting</strong></p><p>Following a major back surgery, Andre the Giant (André René Roussimoff) could not lift any heavy objects, instead, the seven foot and 540-pound actor used a stunt double for the majority of his more physical scenes. </p><p><strong>3. One of the final scenes did not make the final cut</strong></p><p>Before it was cut from the film, Fred Savage originally walked over to his window, after his grandfather had left and sees Fezzik, Inigo, Westley, and Buttercup all on riding on their white horses.</p><p><strong>4. Patinkin was thinking of his late father when he delivered his most famous line</strong></p><p>When Patinki uttered his Spanish vow, "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die," he was sadly thinking of his father who has died of cancer a few years prior to reading the script.</p><p><strong>5. Elwes filmed many scenes with a broken toe </strong></p><p>Six weeks into production, Elwes had an accident in an ATV (which was used to transport Andre on set, because he didn't fit into the crew van), leaving him with a broken toe. Initially, Elwes tried to hide his injury from the director, but they ended up using trick photography to hide his limp in many of his scenes.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**TRIPLE LINDY AWARD**</strong></i></p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) John Wick</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>The Princess Bride</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>stephen, chris, trey, tucker, marcus</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Princess Bride. The 1987 cult classic epic... Swashbuckling sword fights, royalty, kidnapping, so much intrigue and even a battle of wits, INCONCEIVABLE! Listen on as the guys continue to have respectful conversations and further develop our safe spaces so Tucker can feel like he&apos;s worth something. Does The Princess Bride hold up, or will it have to be scooped out like André the Giant when he poops in a tub? Find out, as The Guys Review... The Princess Bride. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Princess Bride. The 1987 cult classic epic... Swashbuckling sword fights, royalty, kidnapping, so much intrigue and even a battle of wits, INCONCEIVABLE! Listen on as the guys continue to have respectful conversations and further develop our safe spaces so Tucker can feel like he&apos;s worth something. Does The Princess Bride hold up, or will it have to be scooped out like André the Giant when he poops in a tub? Find out, as The Guys Review... The Princess Bride. 

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      <itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Hot Sauce</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.  </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Hot Sauce</strong></p><p>History: (From https://www.webstaurantstore.com/blog/2376/hot-sauce-facts.html#:~:text=Most%20sources%20agree%20that%20hot,desirable%20traits%20in%20their%20peppers.)</p><p>Hot sauce goes back as far as the 8th century and the Mayans... Guess when you're sacrificing virgins, a little dab of hot sauce goes a long way. We could sacrifice a virgin if Tucker would volunteer.  The first sauces were probably just water and peppers, but due to colonization (thanks Chris) and imported foods and ingredients, it soon evolved and hot sauce went all over the world. Hot sauce became commercialized in 1868 when Edmund McIlhenny, a banker from Maryland moved to Louisiana and created the first batch of Tabasco hot sauce. Although there are hot sauce varieties all around the world, with regional differences, tabasco is one of the largest.</p><p> </p><p>The <strong>Scoville scale</strong> is a system that measures the level of capsaicinoids (which includes all the spicy chemicals, not just capsaicin) in a particular substance. It was developed in 1912 by pharmacist Wilbur Scoville. Its unit of measure, Scoville heat units (SHU), is used when discussing the spiciness of a particular food. SHUs can also be used for non-food items, such as law-enforcement-grade pepper spray, which can be anywhere between 2 to 5 million SHU. For example, a pepperoncini registers 100-500 SHU, A habanero is 350,000-500,000, the highest being Carolina Reaper at 1.4M to 2.2Million... the only thing higher is police pepper spray at 2-5M.</p><p> </p><p>Market: from https://www.fortunebusinessinsights.com/industry-reports/hot-sauce-market-100495\</p><p>The global hot sauce market is $2.54B in 2020, but hindered by covid. The global market showed lower growth of 4.91% in 2020. The global hot sauce market is anticipated to grow from $2.71 billion in 2021 to $4.38 billion in 2028 at a CAGR (Compound annual growth rate) of 7.1% during forecast period, 2021-2028. Globally, the primary factor driving the demand for hot sauces is the influence of Asian cuisines, followed by Indian and Latin cuisines across all geographies. The market was broken down by the following types of sauces: Tabasco (holds the largest share at about 23%), habanero, jalapeno, sweet and spicy, and other. The N American market share is $1.13B.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of Hot Sauce: </strong></i></p><p>1)  The first advertisement for hot sauce is from 1807 for a cayenne hot sauce</p><p>2) Over 54% of households have hot sauce in their pantry, 9% have Sriracha</p><p>3) The market for hot sauce has grown 5% every year, for the last 5 years.</p><p>4) In order to be considered a hot sauce, your favorite brand has to contain chili peppers. A chili pepper contains more vitamin C than an orange, more vitamin A than carrots, and is low in calories.</p><p>5) Hot sauce may even help you lose weight by curbing your appetite and making you less likely to crave sugary foods.</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) John Wick</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p> Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 7 Mar 2022 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker, Joe, Casey)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/hot-sauces-RY5hQi8V</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hot Sauce</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.  </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Hot Sauce</strong></p><p>History: (From https://www.webstaurantstore.com/blog/2376/hot-sauce-facts.html#:~:text=Most%20sources%20agree%20that%20hot,desirable%20traits%20in%20their%20peppers.)</p><p>Hot sauce goes back as far as the 8th century and the Mayans... Guess when you're sacrificing virgins, a little dab of hot sauce goes a long way. We could sacrifice a virgin if Tucker would volunteer.  The first sauces were probably just water and peppers, but due to colonization (thanks Chris) and imported foods and ingredients, it soon evolved and hot sauce went all over the world. Hot sauce became commercialized in 1868 when Edmund McIlhenny, a banker from Maryland moved to Louisiana and created the first batch of Tabasco hot sauce. Although there are hot sauce varieties all around the world, with regional differences, tabasco is one of the largest.</p><p> </p><p>The <strong>Scoville scale</strong> is a system that measures the level of capsaicinoids (which includes all the spicy chemicals, not just capsaicin) in a particular substance. It was developed in 1912 by pharmacist Wilbur Scoville. Its unit of measure, Scoville heat units (SHU), is used when discussing the spiciness of a particular food. SHUs can also be used for non-food items, such as law-enforcement-grade pepper spray, which can be anywhere between 2 to 5 million SHU. For example, a pepperoncini registers 100-500 SHU, A habanero is 350,000-500,000, the highest being Carolina Reaper at 1.4M to 2.2Million... the only thing higher is police pepper spray at 2-5M.</p><p> </p><p>Market: from https://www.fortunebusinessinsights.com/industry-reports/hot-sauce-market-100495\</p><p>The global hot sauce market is $2.54B in 2020, but hindered by covid. The global market showed lower growth of 4.91% in 2020. The global hot sauce market is anticipated to grow from $2.71 billion in 2021 to $4.38 billion in 2028 at a CAGR (Compound annual growth rate) of 7.1% during forecast period, 2021-2028. Globally, the primary factor driving the demand for hot sauces is the influence of Asian cuisines, followed by Indian and Latin cuisines across all geographies. The market was broken down by the following types of sauces: Tabasco (holds the largest share at about 23%), habanero, jalapeno, sweet and spicy, and other. The N American market share is $1.13B.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of Hot Sauce: </strong></i></p><p>1)  The first advertisement for hot sauce is from 1807 for a cayenne hot sauce</p><p>2) Over 54% of households have hot sauce in their pantry, 9% have Sriracha</p><p>3) The market for hot sauce has grown 5% every year, for the last 5 years.</p><p>4) In order to be considered a hot sauce, your favorite brand has to contain chili peppers. A chili pepper contains more vitamin C than an orange, more vitamin A than carrots, and is low in calories.</p><p>5) Hot sauce may even help you lose weight by curbing your appetite and making you less likely to crave sugary foods.</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) John Wick</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>2: Tombstone</p><p>3: Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4: My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5: John Wick</p><p> </p><p>WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT WEEK?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p> Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Hot Sauces</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker, Joe, Casey</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Hot Sauces. 10 of them, to be precise. A sampler pack of hot sauces that Stephen got for Christmas, and Casey, the gift giver and friend, asked that we review the sauces. So why not torture ourselves some more? Listen on as you can learn some history of hot sauce, market trends, and then The Guys Review... Hot Sauces. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Hot Sauces. 10 of them, to be precise. A sampler pack of hot sauces that Stephen got for Christmas, and Casey, the gift giver and friend, asked that we review the sauces. So why not torture ourselves some more? Listen on as you can learn some history of hot sauce, market trends, and then The Guys Review... Hot Sauces. 

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      <title>John Wick</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>John Wick</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p>John Wick</p><p> </p><p>Directed: Chad Stahelski and David leitch (uncredited)</p><p>Written: Derek Kolstad</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Keanu Reeves</p><p>Michael Nyqvist</p><p>Alfie Allen</p><p>Williem Dafoe</p><p>Andy (the beagle puppy Daisy)</p><p> </p><p>Released on Oct 26, 2014</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $20M ($23,8 in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: Opening weekend US & Canada $14,4M, Worldwide $86,1 ($17,1 US&CAN M in 2021) (Worldwide $102,2M in 2022) Total: Over $100M</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 86% </p><p>Metacritic 68% Google Users 91% </p><p> </p><p>The franchise, which is owned by Lionsgate, began with the release of <i>John Wick</i> in 2014 followed by two sequels, <i>John Wick: Chapter 2</i> on February 10, 2017, and <i>John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum</i> on May 17, 2019. All three films were considered critical and commercial successes, with a collective gross of more than $587 million worldwide. A fourth installment, <i>John Wick: Chapter 4</i>, is in post-production and has a release date of March 24, 2023. A fifth installment is also in development, and was originally intended to be shot back-to-back with the fourth film.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Nominated for 10 awards and won 5.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-That is an old ass iphone.</p><p>-Interesting way to start a movie, with the main character seemingly dying.</p><p>-Really going for the emotional gut punch right off the bat, huh?</p><p>-The fucking beagle... Sweet letter. Emotional gut punch, binding you to the character.</p><p>-obviously John Wick has never had a puppy... Don't just leave it on the ground, not in a kennel.</p><p>-Fitting the guys in the bmw are russian</p><p>-So he goes to air field just to power slide? we obviously know nothing about him, yet. So what does he do? What happened to the dog during the power sliding?</p><p>-The russian assholes are back; all for the car? Because they felt disrespected? Fuck those guys for killing the dog.</p><p>-So John knows exactly where to go to find his car? Who's Vigo? The Carpathian? He did conquer the country of Moldavia.</p><p>-Hey, look, it's the mayham guy... Guess that's apt for this movie.</p><p>-Finally getting some back story on John... So he was an assassin.</p><p> </p><p>-So they're going to try and kill him before he can come for them... Obviously he's waiting on them.</p><p>-It's increadable these guys only come for him one at a time... The knife fight was anxiety inducing.</p><p>-Chat with the sheriff was funny.</p><p>-What's with the gold coins?</p><p>-Getting Wicks old friend to try and kill him is low</p><p>-The pacing of the movie is bumpy. The fighting is fun, but all the other stuff is laboring.</p><p>-So some werid hotel that everyone knows John and now a Matrix-esque club/bar thing?</p><p>-How long does it take to drown someone? Always seems too fast in movies.</p><p>-Interesting music choice in the club fight scene</p><p>-Being thrown off the balcony, that wouldn've broken something... back, elbow, leg.</p><p>-Nice phone call to the kid... Everything has a price.</p><p> </p><p>-Bourbon John drinks is blantons single barrel malt whisky</p><p>-Willem Dafoes character is a shitty shot if he misses while John is sleeping. Interesting fight...</p><p>-Didn't kill the girl assassin; guess there is some honor among assassins.</p><p> </p><p>-So he burns all the money... I would've taken a stack or two... Even though it seems he doesn't need it.</p><p> </p><p>-The car park gun fight... When he's hit by the car... Again, should've broken something. Concussion at least.</p><p>-Cool they get to meet face to face, and John explains his anger... Don't really see that happening in most action moivies. Very emotionally driven.</p><p>-That is ssecond shot willem dafoes character missed on an easy shot... is he trying ot subtly help Wick?</p><p>-Can't imagine giving up your kid to be killed. ugh... almost feel bad for the guy.</p><p>-I cant wait to watch this shitty kid get killed for being such an asshole.</p><p>-Management gave him a dodge challenger/charger? I'd rather have the old camero or mustang.</p><p>-So Dafoe was really... Da-ally...</p><p> </p><p>-Girl assassin still after him, even though the contract was pulled?</p><p>-Uh-oh, they killed Willem Dafoe.</p><p>-The girl assassin got hers... But killing her in the crossfire like that... Not too smart. What if one misses.</p><p>-Its crazy, right when he jumps off the car, is when it starts raining.</p><p>-Big fight wasn't that big... Few punches and a stab.</p><p>-Back to the begninning, and he's alive.</p><p>-So he steals someone elses dog?</p><p> </p><p>The end</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Marcus Facts about John wick</p><p> </p><p>1 When Kolstad was writing John Wick, he orginally titled the film Scorn then he decided to name his protagonist after his grandfather, John Wick, a businessman who owned Wick Building Systems in Madison, Wisconsin.</p><p> </p><p>2 The Action scenes had to be muted. On location in New York City, Stahelski and Leitch had to exercise caution when it came to staging shootouts and car chases, and not just for safety. Their filming permit didn’t allow for blank ammunition, so computer-generated muzzle flashes were often used.</p><p> </p><p>3 Based on how many dynamic action scenes the <i>John Wick</i> movies include, it is pretty obvious that filming them must be somewhat arduous for series star Keanu Reeves. As it turns out, that was especially true for the actor when they filmed the nightclub scene he had the flu at the time and was running a 104° fever.</p><p> </p><p>4 Michael Nyqvist, who played Viggo Tarasov, had to have 80 stitches put in his head after a stunt went wrong while filming.</p><p> </p><p>5: Director Chad Stahelski was Keanu Reeves' stunt double in The Matrix movies</p><p> </p><p>The story is loosely inspired by an incident in Texas involving former Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell, who wrote Lone Survivor, about his fireteam's ordeal during Operation Red Wings in Afghanistan in 2005. Luttrell was given a yellow labrador puppy, whom he named DASY, after the members of his fireteam. On April 1, 2009, at about 1:00 a.m., Luttrell was awakened by a gunshot, and saw four men drive away. DASY was dead in his yard from a gunshot wound. He armed himself with two 9mm Beretta pistols and chased the men through four counties in his truck until police apprehended them. They taunted Luttrell, threatened to kill him, and indicated no remorse for their actions. They were later sentenced for animal cruelty. Luttrell stated later, "I spared them, because I've killed enough people already."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) John Wick</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p>John Wick</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p><p> </p><p>The Guys Review... John Wick. The 2014 hit that continued to make Keanu Reeves a badass who knows kung fu... Or gun fu? The guys chat about heavy topics, as usual in their thoughtful and caring manner; while discussing the intricacies of how long it realistically takes to drown someone. Does John Wick survive by putting a bullet into the dissenting opinions? Find out when The Guys Review... John Wick.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker, Marcus)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Wick</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet @The_GuysReview</p><p>Read emails<strong> theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</strong></p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p>John Wick</p><p> </p><p>Directed: Chad Stahelski and David leitch (uncredited)</p><p>Written: Derek Kolstad</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Keanu Reeves</p><p>Michael Nyqvist</p><p>Alfie Allen</p><p>Williem Dafoe</p><p>Andy (the beagle puppy Daisy)</p><p> </p><p>Released on Oct 26, 2014</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $20M ($23,8 in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: Opening weekend US & Canada $14,4M, Worldwide $86,1 ($17,1 US&CAN M in 2021) (Worldwide $102,2M in 2022) Total: Over $100M</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 86% </p><p>Metacritic 68% Google Users 91% </p><p> </p><p>The franchise, which is owned by Lionsgate, began with the release of <i>John Wick</i> in 2014 followed by two sequels, <i>John Wick: Chapter 2</i> on February 10, 2017, and <i>John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum</i> on May 17, 2019. All three films were considered critical and commercial successes, with a collective gross of more than $587 million worldwide. A fourth installment, <i>John Wick: Chapter 4</i>, is in post-production and has a release date of March 24, 2023. A fifth installment is also in development, and was originally intended to be shot back-to-back with the fourth film.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Nominated for 10 awards and won 5.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-That is an old ass iphone.</p><p>-Interesting way to start a movie, with the main character seemingly dying.</p><p>-Really going for the emotional gut punch right off the bat, huh?</p><p>-The fucking beagle... Sweet letter. Emotional gut punch, binding you to the character.</p><p>-obviously John Wick has never had a puppy... Don't just leave it on the ground, not in a kennel.</p><p>-Fitting the guys in the bmw are russian</p><p>-So he goes to air field just to power slide? we obviously know nothing about him, yet. So what does he do? What happened to the dog during the power sliding?</p><p>-The russian assholes are back; all for the car? Because they felt disrespected? Fuck those guys for killing the dog.</p><p>-So John knows exactly where to go to find his car? Who's Vigo? The Carpathian? He did conquer the country of Moldavia.</p><p>-Hey, look, it's the mayham guy... Guess that's apt for this movie.</p><p>-Finally getting some back story on John... So he was an assassin.</p><p> </p><p>-So they're going to try and kill him before he can come for them... Obviously he's waiting on them.</p><p>-It's increadable these guys only come for him one at a time... The knife fight was anxiety inducing.</p><p>-Chat with the sheriff was funny.</p><p>-What's with the gold coins?</p><p>-Getting Wicks old friend to try and kill him is low</p><p>-The pacing of the movie is bumpy. The fighting is fun, but all the other stuff is laboring.</p><p>-So some werid hotel that everyone knows John and now a Matrix-esque club/bar thing?</p><p>-How long does it take to drown someone? Always seems too fast in movies.</p><p>-Interesting music choice in the club fight scene</p><p>-Being thrown off the balcony, that wouldn've broken something... back, elbow, leg.</p><p>-Nice phone call to the kid... Everything has a price.</p><p> </p><p>-Bourbon John drinks is blantons single barrel malt whisky</p><p>-Willem Dafoes character is a shitty shot if he misses while John is sleeping. Interesting fight...</p><p>-Didn't kill the girl assassin; guess there is some honor among assassins.</p><p> </p><p>-So he burns all the money... I would've taken a stack or two... Even though it seems he doesn't need it.</p><p> </p><p>-The car park gun fight... When he's hit by the car... Again, should've broken something. Concussion at least.</p><p>-Cool they get to meet face to face, and John explains his anger... Don't really see that happening in most action moivies. Very emotionally driven.</p><p>-That is ssecond shot willem dafoes character missed on an easy shot... is he trying ot subtly help Wick?</p><p>-Can't imagine giving up your kid to be killed. ugh... almost feel bad for the guy.</p><p>-I cant wait to watch this shitty kid get killed for being such an asshole.</p><p>-Management gave him a dodge challenger/charger? I'd rather have the old camero or mustang.</p><p>-So Dafoe was really... Da-ally...</p><p> </p><p>-Girl assassin still after him, even though the contract was pulled?</p><p>-Uh-oh, they killed Willem Dafoe.</p><p>-The girl assassin got hers... But killing her in the crossfire like that... Not too smart. What if one misses.</p><p>-Its crazy, right when he jumps off the car, is when it starts raining.</p><p>-Big fight wasn't that big... Few punches and a stab.</p><p>-Back to the begninning, and he's alive.</p><p>-So he steals someone elses dog?</p><p> </p><p>The end</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Marcus Facts about John wick</p><p> </p><p>1 When Kolstad was writing John Wick, he orginally titled the film Scorn then he decided to name his protagonist after his grandfather, John Wick, a businessman who owned Wick Building Systems in Madison, Wisconsin.</p><p> </p><p>2 The Action scenes had to be muted. On location in New York City, Stahelski and Leitch had to exercise caution when it came to staging shootouts and car chases, and not just for safety. Their filming permit didn’t allow for blank ammunition, so computer-generated muzzle flashes were often used.</p><p> </p><p>3 Based on how many dynamic action scenes the <i>John Wick</i> movies include, it is pretty obvious that filming them must be somewhat arduous for series star Keanu Reeves. As it turns out, that was especially true for the actor when they filmed the nightclub scene he had the flu at the time and was running a 104° fever.</p><p> </p><p>4 Michael Nyqvist, who played Viggo Tarasov, had to have 80 stitches put in his head after a stunt went wrong while filming.</p><p> </p><p>5: Director Chad Stahelski was Keanu Reeves' stunt double in The Matrix movies</p><p> </p><p>The story is loosely inspired by an incident in Texas involving former Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell, who wrote Lone Survivor, about his fireteam's ordeal during Operation Red Wings in Afghanistan in 2005. Luttrell was given a yellow labrador puppy, whom he named DASY, after the members of his fireteam. On April 1, 2009, at about 1:00 a.m., Luttrell was awakened by a gunshot, and saw four men drive away. DASY was dead in his yard from a gunshot wound. He armed himself with two 9mm Beretta pistols and chased the men through four counties in his truck until police apprehended them. They taunted Luttrell, threatened to kill him, and indicated no remorse for their actions. They were later sentenced for animal cruelty. Luttrell stated later, "I spared them, because I've killed enough people already."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) John Wick</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p>John Wick</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p><p> </p><p>The Guys Review... John Wick. The 2014 hit that continued to make Keanu Reeves a badass who knows kung fu... Or gun fu? The guys chat about heavy topics, as usual in their thoughtful and caring manner; while discussing the intricacies of how long it realistically takes to drown someone. Does John Wick survive by putting a bullet into the dissenting opinions? Find out when The Guys Review... John Wick.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>She's Out of My League</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>She's Out of My League</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Jim Field Smith (This is Smiths first feature film, he's directed mostly tv since 2010)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Jay Baruchel</p><p>Alice Eve</p><p>T.J. Miller</p><p>Mike Vogel</p><p>Nate Torrence</p><p>Krysten Ritter</p><p>Geoff Stults</p><p>Lindsay Sloane</p><p> </p><p>Released: March 12, 2010</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $20M ($25.8M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $49.8 ($64.2M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 58% </p><p>Metacritic 46% Google Users 85% </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-Kirk is a loser.. Get it.</p><p>-It funny and sad hes trying to get her back at his parents apartment</p><p>-The lost phone is a interesting plot device</p><p>-Even if I'm just returning a phone to a SUPER HOT girl, I'm not wearing my work uniform</p><p>-All the jokes and interactions are very formulaic</p><p>-Hard Right Jay at a Hockey game</p><p>-Do you think Alice Eve is hot? Krysten Ritter is kinda gothy hot.</p><p>-Kirk is a 5-6, what would you grade yourself?</p><p>-How many dicks as Molly sucked? 36-37? The hoecky player, Cam at the resturant... who else?</p><p> </p><p>-The pool reaction was pretty funny.</p><p>-The family interaction is funny.</p><p>-The musci during slap shot regatta reminds me of the music for The League.</p><p>-Its bad enough cumming in your pants, but then having the parents show up would be terrible.</p><p>-Have y'all ever cum in your own pants? Also, is he not wearing underwear, you'd think that would absorb some of it.</p><p>-The fomulaic break up, and the get the gril back bit with a grand gesture.</p><p>-Calling it now, the fat friend has a super hot wife (I was wrong)</p><p>-This movie almost makes Pittsburgh look appealing.</p><p>-The guy showing everyone his junk... Never happened.</p><p>-You'd think he'd know to start with the clippers</p><p>-Y'all ever shave your balls or pubes?</p><p>-Its defninately gay having your friend shave your pubes</p><p>-Shit move parents inviting Cam</p><p>-Mollys defect?</p><p>-I literally don't remember the embrassment of getting naked in front of someone in a LONG TIME.</p><p>-Poor guy talking himself out of getting laid... Sad. hard to watch someone sabotoge themselves like that.</p><p>-Stark realization incoming... You're always good enough for yourself.</p><p>-So HERE is the grand gesture</p><p>-You gotta think this movie has to be weird for Alice Eve, a whole movie about how hot and perfect she is... Think she thinks of this movie when she has diarrhea?</p><p>-Y'all watn to get your piolots license?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>-Jay Baruchel's man-scaping nude stand-in proved to have very hairy legs so had to be sent to a beauty salon for a full waxing</p><p>-During the scene where Kirk's friends are teasing him about his premature ejaculation, Jack's hamburger can be seen to have french fries on it. This is a custom local to Pittsburgh. Sandwiches are famously served that way at Primanti's, a popular Pittsburgh eatery seen earlier in the background during Kirk and Molly's date where they meet Cam.</p><p>-The restaurant for Kirk and Molly's date isn't a real restaurant. It was a set constructed on an empty bandstand in Pittsburgh's Market Square.</p><p>-Alice Eve and Krysten Ritter have appeared in the MCU TV universe. Alice Eve appeared in 10 episodes of Iron Fist. Krysten Ritter played the title role of Jessica Jones.</p><p>-Molly's parents are played by Alice Eve's real-life parents, Trevor Eve and Sharon Maughan. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p><p> </p><p>Kirk Kettner is a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transportation_Security_Administration">TSA</a> agent at <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_International_Airport">Pittsburgh International Airport</a>. He attempts to reconcile with his ex-girlfriend Marnie, despite her treating him poorly. Meanwhile, an attractive and successful woman named Molly McCleish, arrives at the terminal to board a flight. Kirk is the only TSA agent who does not flirt with or attempt to harass her, attracting Molly, especially after he saves her from his boss who makes unwanted advances on her. After boarding, she calls her cell phone accidentally left behind at security, Kirk answers it and arranges to return it the following evening, deepening the attraction.</p><p>Kirk and his friend Devon arrive at the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andy_Warhol_Museum">Andy Warhol Museum</a> the following evening to return Molly's phone. While there, Kirk is wrongly accused of spilling a drink on the museum director and is asked to leave. Molly feels bad and offers Kirk tickets to a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_Penguins">Pittsburgh Penguins</a> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey">hockey</a> game. Kirk brings his friend, Stainer, to the game, where they meet Molly and her friend Patty. While Stainer and Molly are away from their seats, Patty tells Kirk that Molly is interested in him.</p><p>Molly asks Kirk out a few days later and he agrees. Stainer predicts their relationship will fail, he refers to Molly as a "10", and Kirk as a "5", saying that is too big a difference. Patty meanwhile believes Molly has only chosen Kirk because he is "safe". While on their date, Kirk tells Molly that he dreams of becoming a pilot, while Molly shares her story of how she was once a lawyer before realizing her love for event planning. At the end of the night, they kiss in Kirk's car.</p><p>Molly accompanies Kirk to a family lunch, where she charms the men and makes Marnie jealous. After returning to Molly's apartment, while <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreplay">making out</a>, Kirk <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premature_ejaculation">ejaculates prematurely</a> in his pants and moments later Molly's parents arrive. Desperate to conceal the stain on his pants, Kirk seems discourteous by not standing up to shake hands and leaves quickly. Believing he fled to avoid meeting her parents, Molly ignores Kirk's calls. Kirk tracks her down and admits the true reasons for his leaving and she forgives him.</p><p>At Molly's sister Katie's 21st birthday party, Kirk is troubled by Molly being intentionally vague about Kirk's line of work to her parents. Molly's ex-boyfriend Cam, a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stunt_pilot">stunt pilot</a>, then arrives and alludes to Molly having a physical defect. After the party, they return to Molly's apartment and partially undress. Kirk discovers Molly's "defect" is slightly <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webbed_toes">webbed toes</a>, which Kirk considers so minor that he decides that she is indeed too perfect for him. Upset with Kirk over his insecurities and wishing that there was something wrong with her to justify them being together, Molly confesses that Cam had the same problem. She admits she asked Kirk out because she considered him safe, causing Kirk to break up with her. Kirk resumes his relationship with Marnie and makes plans to attend a family vacation in <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branson,_Missouri">Branson</a> together.</p><p>Later, Stainer asks an ex-girlfriend of his if he was good enough for her, she tells him that his insecurities caused her to end their relationship. Realizing he caused Kirk and Molly's break-up by telling Kirk that Molly was too good for him, Stainer phones Patty and gets her to bring Molly to the airport. Stainer tries to get Kirk off the plane he has boarded, but to no avail. He has Jack stop the plane, causing everyone to have to de-board. Kirk flees from Marnie, who chases after him, and Kirk breaks up with her in the process. Kirk meets Molly at the terminal gate, where she confesses Kirk's insecurities about himself are justified, but that she wants to be with him regardless. They reconcile and resume their relationship.</p><p>In the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ending_credits">ending credits</a>, Kirk surprises Molly with a mystery trip to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland,_Ohio">Cleveland</a> via small aircraft, as he has fulfilled his dream of becoming a pilot</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2022 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She's Out of My League</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>She's Out of My League</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Jim Field Smith (This is Smiths first feature film, he's directed mostly tv since 2010)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Jay Baruchel</p><p>Alice Eve</p><p>T.J. Miller</p><p>Mike Vogel</p><p>Nate Torrence</p><p>Krysten Ritter</p><p>Geoff Stults</p><p>Lindsay Sloane</p><p> </p><p>Released: March 12, 2010</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $20M ($25.8M in 2022)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $49.8 ($64.2M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 58% </p><p>Metacritic 46% Google Users 85% </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-Kirk is a loser.. Get it.</p><p>-It funny and sad hes trying to get her back at his parents apartment</p><p>-The lost phone is a interesting plot device</p><p>-Even if I'm just returning a phone to a SUPER HOT girl, I'm not wearing my work uniform</p><p>-All the jokes and interactions are very formulaic</p><p>-Hard Right Jay at a Hockey game</p><p>-Do you think Alice Eve is hot? Krysten Ritter is kinda gothy hot.</p><p>-Kirk is a 5-6, what would you grade yourself?</p><p>-How many dicks as Molly sucked? 36-37? The hoecky player, Cam at the resturant... who else?</p><p> </p><p>-The pool reaction was pretty funny.</p><p>-The family interaction is funny.</p><p>-The musci during slap shot regatta reminds me of the music for The League.</p><p>-Its bad enough cumming in your pants, but then having the parents show up would be terrible.</p><p>-Have y'all ever cum in your own pants? Also, is he not wearing underwear, you'd think that would absorb some of it.</p><p>-The fomulaic break up, and the get the gril back bit with a grand gesture.</p><p>-Calling it now, the fat friend has a super hot wife (I was wrong)</p><p>-This movie almost makes Pittsburgh look appealing.</p><p>-The guy showing everyone his junk... Never happened.</p><p>-You'd think he'd know to start with the clippers</p><p>-Y'all ever shave your balls or pubes?</p><p>-Its defninately gay having your friend shave your pubes</p><p>-Shit move parents inviting Cam</p><p>-Mollys defect?</p><p>-I literally don't remember the embrassment of getting naked in front of someone in a LONG TIME.</p><p>-Poor guy talking himself out of getting laid... Sad. hard to watch someone sabotoge themselves like that.</p><p>-Stark realization incoming... You're always good enough for yourself.</p><p>-So HERE is the grand gesture</p><p>-You gotta think this movie has to be weird for Alice Eve, a whole movie about how hot and perfect she is... Think she thinks of this movie when she has diarrhea?</p><p>-Y'all watn to get your piolots license?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>-Jay Baruchel's man-scaping nude stand-in proved to have very hairy legs so had to be sent to a beauty salon for a full waxing</p><p>-During the scene where Kirk's friends are teasing him about his premature ejaculation, Jack's hamburger can be seen to have french fries on it. This is a custom local to Pittsburgh. Sandwiches are famously served that way at Primanti's, a popular Pittsburgh eatery seen earlier in the background during Kirk and Molly's date where they meet Cam.</p><p>-The restaurant for Kirk and Molly's date isn't a real restaurant. It was a set constructed on an empty bandstand in Pittsburgh's Market Square.</p><p>-Alice Eve and Krysten Ritter have appeared in the MCU TV universe. Alice Eve appeared in 10 episodes of Iron Fist. Krysten Ritter played the title role of Jessica Jones.</p><p>-Molly's parents are played by Alice Eve's real-life parents, Trevor Eve and Sharon Maughan. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) She out of my league</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p><p> </p><p>Kirk Kettner is a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transportation_Security_Administration">TSA</a> agent at <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_International_Airport">Pittsburgh International Airport</a>. He attempts to reconcile with his ex-girlfriend Marnie, despite her treating him poorly. Meanwhile, an attractive and successful woman named Molly McCleish, arrives at the terminal to board a flight. Kirk is the only TSA agent who does not flirt with or attempt to harass her, attracting Molly, especially after he saves her from his boss who makes unwanted advances on her. After boarding, she calls her cell phone accidentally left behind at security, Kirk answers it and arranges to return it the following evening, deepening the attraction.</p><p>Kirk and his friend Devon arrive at the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andy_Warhol_Museum">Andy Warhol Museum</a> the following evening to return Molly's phone. While there, Kirk is wrongly accused of spilling a drink on the museum director and is asked to leave. Molly feels bad and offers Kirk tickets to a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_Penguins">Pittsburgh Penguins</a> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey">hockey</a> game. Kirk brings his friend, Stainer, to the game, where they meet Molly and her friend Patty. While Stainer and Molly are away from their seats, Patty tells Kirk that Molly is interested in him.</p><p>Molly asks Kirk out a few days later and he agrees. Stainer predicts their relationship will fail, he refers to Molly as a "10", and Kirk as a "5", saying that is too big a difference. Patty meanwhile believes Molly has only chosen Kirk because he is "safe". While on their date, Kirk tells Molly that he dreams of becoming a pilot, while Molly shares her story of how she was once a lawyer before realizing her love for event planning. At the end of the night, they kiss in Kirk's car.</p><p>Molly accompanies Kirk to a family lunch, where she charms the men and makes Marnie jealous. After returning to Molly's apartment, while <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreplay">making out</a>, Kirk <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premature_ejaculation">ejaculates prematurely</a> in his pants and moments later Molly's parents arrive. Desperate to conceal the stain on his pants, Kirk seems discourteous by not standing up to shake hands and leaves quickly. Believing he fled to avoid meeting her parents, Molly ignores Kirk's calls. Kirk tracks her down and admits the true reasons for his leaving and she forgives him.</p><p>At Molly's sister Katie's 21st birthday party, Kirk is troubled by Molly being intentionally vague about Kirk's line of work to her parents. Molly's ex-boyfriend Cam, a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stunt_pilot">stunt pilot</a>, then arrives and alludes to Molly having a physical defect. After the party, they return to Molly's apartment and partially undress. Kirk discovers Molly's "defect" is slightly <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webbed_toes">webbed toes</a>, which Kirk considers so minor that he decides that she is indeed too perfect for him. Upset with Kirk over his insecurities and wishing that there was something wrong with her to justify them being together, Molly confesses that Cam had the same problem. She admits she asked Kirk out because she considered him safe, causing Kirk to break up with her. Kirk resumes his relationship with Marnie and makes plans to attend a family vacation in <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branson,_Missouri">Branson</a> together.</p><p>Later, Stainer asks an ex-girlfriend of his if he was good enough for her, she tells him that his insecurities caused her to end their relationship. Realizing he caused Kirk and Molly's break-up by telling Kirk that Molly was too good for him, Stainer phones Patty and gets her to bring Molly to the airport. Stainer tries to get Kirk off the plane he has boarded, but to no avail. He has Jack stop the plane, causing everyone to have to de-board. Kirk flees from Marnie, who chases after him, and Kirk breaks up with her in the process. Kirk meets Molly at the terminal gate, where she confesses Kirk's insecurities about himself are justified, but that she wants to be with him regardless. They reconcile and resume their relationship.</p><p>In the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ending_credits">ending credits</a>, Kirk surprises Molly with a mystery trip to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland,_Ohio">Cleveland</a> via small aircraft, as he has fulfilled his dream of becoming a pilot</p>
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      <itunes:author>Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... She&apos;s Out of My League. The romantic comedy where the nerd gets the hot girl, much like Tuckers life. Listen on as the guys share some stories, rate themselves on the hotness scale, and learn some of their personal grooming habits. Yes, down there. Do the guys enjoy the movie? Does trimming the bushes make the deck look bigger? Does Stephen need to be allowed around disposable cameras again? Find out when The Guys Review... She&apos;s Out of My League. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... She&apos;s Out of My League. The romantic comedy where the nerd gets the hot girl, much like Tuckers life. Listen on as the guys share some stories, rate themselves on the hotness scale, and learn some of their personal grooming habits. Yes, down there. Do the guys enjoy the movie? Does trimming the bushes make the deck look bigger? Does Stephen need to be allowed around disposable cameras again? Find out when The Guys Review... She&apos;s Out of My League. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Buffalo Bob's Jerky Review</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.  </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Buffalo Bob's Jerky</strong></p><p> </p><p>By: Marcus</p><p>History of Beef Jerky: preserving meat that the Quecha Indians, a South American native tribe, originally from the ancient Inca empire, used as far back as 1550. They called it charqui, which literally translates into "dried meat". The Spanish Conquistadors realized this was a great way to preserve meat. They called it Char'qui. When they arrived in North America, they found the native Americans also drying meat to preserve it. The name char'qui eventually became "jerky". Jerky allowed people to be able to store meat and then consume a high protein source when food was scarce. The early pioneers and cowboys came to rely on jerky as a main staple of their diet. Soon, various spices were added to enhance the flavors. Today, many flavors, meats and styles of jerky are produced for one of the world's most popular snacks.</p><p> </p><p>Beef Jerky Market: from https://www.factmr.com/report/2130/beef-jerky-market</p><p>Beef Jerky Market: Beef Jerky Market Share & Trends Analysis, By Nature (Natural, Organic), By Flavor (Original, Teriyaki, Peppered), By Distribution Channel (Indirect, Online Retailers) & By Region Forecast, 2018-2028</p><p> </p><p>the U.S. market has the highest consumption of beef jerky. The growth in the retail sales of beef jerky was observed to be higher than the past years in the United States last year and it has been increasing.</p><p> </p><p>According to, https://www.ibisworld.com/industry-statistics/market-size/meat-jerky-production-united-states/, The market size, measured by revenue, of the Meat Jerky Production industry is $1.2bn in 2022. The market size of the Meat Jerky Production industry is expected to increase 0.8% ($9.6M) in 2022. The market size of the Meat Jerky Production industry in the US has grown 1.0% ($12M) per year on average between 2017 and 2022 ($72M in market growth).</p><p> </p><p><strong>Buffalo Bobs and Zicks Speciality Meats</strong>: Finding info on Buffalo Bobs was difficult. The Buffalo Bobs website (https://www.buffalobobssnacks.com/) is incomplete and has virtually no info. It lists their 26 jerky and meat products, and that's about it. I found one website (https://www.bestbeefjerky.org/2017/08/buffalo-bobs-jerky-exotic-meats.html) that said Buffalo Bobs was owned by Mark Matthews, and based out of Petaluma, CA. I couldn't find ANYTHING else about Matthews or where exactly in Petaluma he or the company is located. On the same website, it said that Buffalo Bobs is produced by Zicks Speciality Meats in Berrien Springs, Michigan. So I contacted them and Garrett Zick, the Vice-President of Zicks and son of the owner/founder emailed me back. He said Zicks was started back in 1983 and that they're most proud of the Buffalo Bobs meat snacks. He also told me they acquired the Buffalo Bobs brand from a company by the same name in Minnesota in the 90's. Originally they processed about 1,000lbs a week, but are now up tto 10-15K a week. Their best selling product is the alligator cajun jerky (no stats given).</p><p> </p><p>I did reply asking about Mark Matthews and received no response from Garrett. I also asked if there were any combinations they developed that didn't make it or tasted awful. I suggested some future exotic flavors as well: stir fry panda, ethiopian elephant, vegemite koala, and maybe curried cobra.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of beef jerky: </strong></i></p><p>1) While the term "jerky" is relatively newer, humans have been smoking meat (like Tucker) for thousands of years. A study (https://link.springer.com/referenceworkentry/10.1007%2F978-1-4020-4425-0_8752) Meat Preservation in Ancient Egypt goes into how the ancient egyptians would process and store dried meat, fish, and birds.</p><p>2) Beef jerky is a favorite of NASA astronauts, often asked to be sent as extra food.</p><p>3) Not only humans enjoy jerky, fire ants have been observed cutting "tasty" parts of their meals and setting them out to dry. While red squirrels will cut mushrooms and set them on sunny branches to dry and eat later.</p><p>4) June 12th is national jerky day.</p><p>5) Beef jerky is highly regulated by the USDA and imports are even more complicated, some countries don't even allow jerky imports. This is why most jerky is produced and packaged locally.</p><p> </p><p>Taste the jerky.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p> Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2022 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker, Joe, Marcus)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Buffalo Bob's Jerky Review</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.  </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Buffalo Bob's Jerky</strong></p><p> </p><p>By: Marcus</p><p>History of Beef Jerky: preserving meat that the Quecha Indians, a South American native tribe, originally from the ancient Inca empire, used as far back as 1550. They called it charqui, which literally translates into "dried meat". The Spanish Conquistadors realized this was a great way to preserve meat. They called it Char'qui. When they arrived in North America, they found the native Americans also drying meat to preserve it. The name char'qui eventually became "jerky". Jerky allowed people to be able to store meat and then consume a high protein source when food was scarce. The early pioneers and cowboys came to rely on jerky as a main staple of their diet. Soon, various spices were added to enhance the flavors. Today, many flavors, meats and styles of jerky are produced for one of the world's most popular snacks.</p><p> </p><p>Beef Jerky Market: from https://www.factmr.com/report/2130/beef-jerky-market</p><p>Beef Jerky Market: Beef Jerky Market Share & Trends Analysis, By Nature (Natural, Organic), By Flavor (Original, Teriyaki, Peppered), By Distribution Channel (Indirect, Online Retailers) & By Region Forecast, 2018-2028</p><p> </p><p>the U.S. market has the highest consumption of beef jerky. The growth in the retail sales of beef jerky was observed to be higher than the past years in the United States last year and it has been increasing.</p><p> </p><p>According to, https://www.ibisworld.com/industry-statistics/market-size/meat-jerky-production-united-states/, The market size, measured by revenue, of the Meat Jerky Production industry is $1.2bn in 2022. The market size of the Meat Jerky Production industry is expected to increase 0.8% ($9.6M) in 2022. The market size of the Meat Jerky Production industry in the US has grown 1.0% ($12M) per year on average between 2017 and 2022 ($72M in market growth).</p><p> </p><p><strong>Buffalo Bobs and Zicks Speciality Meats</strong>: Finding info on Buffalo Bobs was difficult. The Buffalo Bobs website (https://www.buffalobobssnacks.com/) is incomplete and has virtually no info. It lists their 26 jerky and meat products, and that's about it. I found one website (https://www.bestbeefjerky.org/2017/08/buffalo-bobs-jerky-exotic-meats.html) that said Buffalo Bobs was owned by Mark Matthews, and based out of Petaluma, CA. I couldn't find ANYTHING else about Matthews or where exactly in Petaluma he or the company is located. On the same website, it said that Buffalo Bobs is produced by Zicks Speciality Meats in Berrien Springs, Michigan. So I contacted them and Garrett Zick, the Vice-President of Zicks and son of the owner/founder emailed me back. He said Zicks was started back in 1983 and that they're most proud of the Buffalo Bobs meat snacks. He also told me they acquired the Buffalo Bobs brand from a company by the same name in Minnesota in the 90's. Originally they processed about 1,000lbs a week, but are now up tto 10-15K a week. Their best selling product is the alligator cajun jerky (no stats given).</p><p> </p><p>I did reply asking about Mark Matthews and received no response from Garrett. I also asked if there were any combinations they developed that didn't make it or tasted awful. I suggested some future exotic flavors as well: stir fry panda, ethiopian elephant, vegemite koala, and maybe curried cobra.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of beef jerky: </strong></i></p><p>1) While the term "jerky" is relatively newer, humans have been smoking meat (like Tucker) for thousands of years. A study (https://link.springer.com/referenceworkentry/10.1007%2F978-1-4020-4425-0_8752) Meat Preservation in Ancient Egypt goes into how the ancient egyptians would process and store dried meat, fish, and birds.</p><p>2) Beef jerky is a favorite of NASA astronauts, often asked to be sent as extra food.</p><p>3) Not only humans enjoy jerky, fire ants have been observed cutting "tasty" parts of their meals and setting them out to dry. While red squirrels will cut mushrooms and set them on sunny branches to dry and eat later.</p><p>4) June 12th is national jerky day.</p><p>5) Beef jerky is highly regulated by the USDA and imports are even more complicated, some countries don't even allow jerky imports. This is why most jerky is produced and packaged locally.</p><p> </p><p>Taste the jerky.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p> Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Exotic Beef Jerky! While on a trip, Stephen found some interesting jerky at a stop on the side of the road. Jerky that uses ostrich, buffalo, alligator, kangaroo, elk, boar, venison, and camel. Is it worth ordering some of this exotic jerky, or should you just be happy with your usual gas station fare. Listen on as The Guys Review... Exotic Beef Jerky. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Exotic Beef Jerky! While on a trip, Stephen found some interesting jerky at a stop on the side of the road. Jerky that uses ostrich, buffalo, alligator, kangaroo, elk, boar, venison, and camel. Is it worth ordering some of this exotic jerky, or should you just be happy with your usual gas station fare. Listen on as The Guys Review... Exotic Beef Jerky. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Clerks</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Clerks</strong></p><p> </p><p>Intro info written by Swedish Marcus.</p><p> </p><p>Written, Directed, and Produced by: Kevin Smith</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Brian O'Halloran</p><p>Jeff Anderson</p><p>Marilyn Ghigliotti</p><p>Jason Mewes</p><p>Kevin Smith</p><p> </p><p>Released: 19 october 1994</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $27,575K ($51,875.61K in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $3.2M ($6,020,016.19M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 89% </p><p>Metacritic 70% Google Users 90% </p><p> </p><p><i>Clerks</i> was shot for $27,575 in the convenience and video stores where director Smith worked in real life. Upon its theatrical release, the film received generally positive reviews and grossed over $3 million in theaters, launching Smith's career. The film is considered a landmark in independent filmmaking and, in 2019, was selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress, who deemed it "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant</p><p> </p><p>Nominated for Ten  Awards and won six awards.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The View Askew Productions intro was creepy...with the clown?</p><p>-The whole smoking scene was terribly acted</p><p>-Dude says he spends $53 a month on cigarettes, that's $102 today. The average price of cigarettes is $6.96 according to https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/cigarette-prices-by-state; that works out to 14.7 packs of cigarettes a month, 3.7 packs a week. or 1/2 a pack a day.</p><p>-So it's supposed to be, like, 7 am...and two losers like Jay and Silent Bob are already out in front of the store? Those two would still be sleeping off last night of not getting laid.</p><p>-The sex discussion was a lot of dialoge - Yall ever discuss with your significant other your sexual past? 37 dicks does sound like a lot of dicks.</p><p>-The vhs return guy was a dick for no reason... it's not Dantes fault dude wasn't there.</p><p>-All the dialoge is very Kevin Smith</p><p>-There is leterally nothing happening... The whole Star Wars discussion reeks of over thought</p><p>-The egg bit was weird</p><p>-This job would be great if it wasnt for the customers... very fucking true</p><p>-Super 90's move of roller hockey..I actually played roller hockey for a minute in the 90's.</p><p>-The scene where they talk about the girl who died, I realized I was really bored.</p><p>-Ever tried to suck their own dick...</p><p>-The scene where Dante confronts Caitlin about her engagement to an Asian design major in the video store is done in one shot, which lasts for over five minutes. It was shot on the first night of filming.</p><p>-The fight scene was terribly choreographed</p><p>-Kind of a lack luster ending... There is no resolution.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Marcus Facts</p><p> </p><p><strong>SMITH MAXED OUT HIS CREDIT CARDS TO MAKE THE FILM</strong></p><p>Smith sold his comic book collection, received donations from family, and contributed a $3000 FEMA check from the loss of property in a nor’easter to make <i>Clerks</i>.</p><p><strong>SMITH PLANNED AHEAD TO GET A SHOT OF A CAT DEFECATING.</strong></p><p>In one scene, the cat that hangs around the store leaps onto the counter and defecates into a litter box in front of a customer. According to the DVD commentary track, Smith borrowed a friend’s cat for the scene.</p><p><strong>THE QUICK STOP IS STILL OPERATING.</strong></p><p>You can still buy eggs, milk, and cigarettes at The Quick Stop at 58 Leonard Avenue in Leonardo, New Jersey.</p><p>There is <strong>Over 130 f-words</strong>, plus other obscenities and sexual slang.</p><p>Clerks is loosely based on "The Divine Comedy" by Dante Alighieri hence the name of the protagonist, Dante Hicks. Also, there are nine breaks in the movie to represent the nine rings of hell.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 7 Feb 2022 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Tucker)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/clerks-usFToeoh</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clerks</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Clerks</strong></p><p> </p><p>Intro info written by Swedish Marcus.</p><p> </p><p>Written, Directed, and Produced by: Kevin Smith</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Brian O'Halloran</p><p>Jeff Anderson</p><p>Marilyn Ghigliotti</p><p>Jason Mewes</p><p>Kevin Smith</p><p> </p><p>Released: 19 october 1994</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $27,575K ($51,875.61K in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $3.2M ($6,020,016.19M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 89% </p><p>Metacritic 70% Google Users 90% </p><p> </p><p><i>Clerks</i> was shot for $27,575 in the convenience and video stores where director Smith worked in real life. Upon its theatrical release, the film received generally positive reviews and grossed over $3 million in theaters, launching Smith's career. The film is considered a landmark in independent filmmaking and, in 2019, was selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress, who deemed it "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant</p><p> </p><p>Nominated for Ten  Awards and won six awards.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The View Askew Productions intro was creepy...with the clown?</p><p>-The whole smoking scene was terribly acted</p><p>-Dude says he spends $53 a month on cigarettes, that's $102 today. The average price of cigarettes is $6.96 according to https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/cigarette-prices-by-state; that works out to 14.7 packs of cigarettes a month, 3.7 packs a week. or 1/2 a pack a day.</p><p>-So it's supposed to be, like, 7 am...and two losers like Jay and Silent Bob are already out in front of the store? Those two would still be sleeping off last night of not getting laid.</p><p>-The sex discussion was a lot of dialoge - Yall ever discuss with your significant other your sexual past? 37 dicks does sound like a lot of dicks.</p><p>-The vhs return guy was a dick for no reason... it's not Dantes fault dude wasn't there.</p><p>-All the dialoge is very Kevin Smith</p><p>-There is leterally nothing happening... The whole Star Wars discussion reeks of over thought</p><p>-The egg bit was weird</p><p>-This job would be great if it wasnt for the customers... very fucking true</p><p>-Super 90's move of roller hockey..I actually played roller hockey for a minute in the 90's.</p><p>-The scene where they talk about the girl who died, I realized I was really bored.</p><p>-Ever tried to suck their own dick...</p><p>-The scene where Dante confronts Caitlin about her engagement to an Asian design major in the video store is done in one shot, which lasts for over five minutes. It was shot on the first night of filming.</p><p>-The fight scene was terribly choreographed</p><p>-Kind of a lack luster ending... There is no resolution.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>Marcus Facts</p><p> </p><p><strong>SMITH MAXED OUT HIS CREDIT CARDS TO MAKE THE FILM</strong></p><p>Smith sold his comic book collection, received donations from family, and contributed a $3000 FEMA check from the loss of property in a nor’easter to make <i>Clerks</i>.</p><p><strong>SMITH PLANNED AHEAD TO GET A SHOT OF A CAT DEFECATING.</strong></p><p>In one scene, the cat that hangs around the store leaps onto the counter and defecates into a litter box in front of a customer. According to the DVD commentary track, Smith borrowed a friend’s cat for the scene.</p><p><strong>THE QUICK STOP IS STILL OPERATING.</strong></p><p>You can still buy eggs, milk, and cigarettes at The Quick Stop at 58 Leonard Avenue in Leonardo, New Jersey.</p><p>There is <strong>Over 130 f-words</strong>, plus other obscenities and sexual slang.</p><p>Clerks is loosely based on "The Divine Comedy" by Dante Alighieri hence the name of the protagonist, Dante Hicks. Also, there are nine breaks in the movie to represent the nine rings of hell.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Clerks</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Clerks. The very start of the View Askew-niverse with foul-mouthed, overly wordy, fame. Coming out in October of 1994, it&apos;s all the doc martins, baggy clothes, and grunge rock you could ever want... and probably don&apos;t need. Thankfully, Stephen was back this week to steer the ship properly... even if there were some rogue waves at times. So tie that flannel around your waist, throw in your Alice in Chains CD, and part your hair down the middle as The Guys Review... Clerks. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Clerks. The very start of the View Askew-niverse with foul-mouthed, overly wordy, fame. Coming out in October of 1994, it&apos;s all the doc martins, baggy clothes, and grunge rock you could ever want... and probably don&apos;t need. Thankfully, Stephen was back this week to steer the ship properly... even if there were some rogue waves at times. So tie that flannel around your waist, throw in your Alice in Chains CD, and part your hair down the middle as The Guys Review... Clerks. 

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      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker)</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Back to School. Rodney Dangerfields seminal work from the 80s, including future stars Robert Downey (Jr. now) and that&apos;s it. Stephen is out with Covid this week, or so he says... He could just be tired of having to look at Tucker for 1.5hrs every week. We wouldn&apos;t blame him. Listen to find out in what ways the guys degrade him this week as The Guys Review... Back to School. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Avatar</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Avatar</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written, Directed, and Produced by: James Cameron</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Sam Worthington</p><p>Zoe Saldana</p><p>Stephen Lang</p><p>Michelle Rodriguez</p><p>Sigourney Weaver</p><p> </p><p>Released: Dec 18, 2009</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $237M ($208M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $2.847B ($3.7B in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 74%</p><p>Metacritic 50% Google Users 91%</p><p> </p><p>Adjusted for inflation, <i>Avatar</i> is the second highest-grossing movie of all time after <i>Gone with the Wind</i> with a total of more than $3 billion. It also became the first film to gross more than $2 billion.</p><p> </p><p>Nominated for nine Academy Awards and won three, for Best Art Direction, Best Cinematography, and Best Visual Effects.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>We start flying through a jungle, with a voice over about flying in dream, and waking up. We see Sam Worthingtons Jake. He's waking up from 6 years in Cryo. We learn his twin brother was killed before shipping out, but that he's a dumb grunt. Jake arrives at Pandora. A fresh start on a new world, as he watches his brother get cremated. The ship approaches to land, we see how the jungle planet is being strip mined. We learn Jake is an ex-Marine, in a wheelchair, he says that spines can be fixed, but you'd need money. "You're not in Kansas anymore" we hear from Col. Quaritch; he talks about the Na'vi and their arrows dipped in neuro-toxin that will stop your hear in 1 minute. Jake enjoys the safety brief. Afterwards we meet Norm, and we're introduced to the Avatars, grown bodies mixed with human DNA and native... Unlike Tucker getting his uncles DNA mixed in him. Drivers coming out and we see Grace Augustine, the woman who wrote the book on Na'vi... She and Jake have a tense first meeting. She storms off to speak with the corporate guy, Selfridge. They argue about how to handle the indigenous tribes, and Selfridge explains they're there for unobtainium, the mineral that sells for $20m a kilo and pays for everything. Jake loads up in the driver seat, and Grace chides him about not having any training. They connect his brain to the avitar, and he comes too. Jake wants to run before he can walk, and takes off outside. He takes off running, obviously enjoying the feeling of having legs again. He speaks with Grace, and they soon go to bed, and Jake wakes back up, in his paralyzed body. We meet Trudy, the pilot, who takes him to the Col... he explains who they are alike, and how he likes his facial scars. But that having a marine in an avitar can provide intel on the Na'vi, promising to get Jakes legs back to him when he rotates home.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-They get on Pandora really fast, and show heavy destruction</p><p>-Wonder if Selfridge is named after the magnate that created Selfridges in London?</p><p>-The obvious allegory to how people treat indigenous tribes is shown VERY early on.</p><p>-They kinda hit you over your head with the not so subtle good vs bad, dynamic.</p><p>-Think they get to choose how big their avatar dicks are?</p><p> </p><p>The team is dropped in the jungle and they move, seeing the large environment and some native species. As Norm and Grace take a sample, Jake wanders off, and spooks a very large animal. Grace tells him to hold his ground, and as he threatens it away, he's snuck up on another large creature, that he does have to run from. Much like Chris's girlfriends that end up left at gas stations or Trey when he finds a missing digit. He eventually ends up jumping off a cliff into a river to escape. On his own, Jake whittles a pointy stick for defense, as a Na'ni watches him, she trains an arrow on him and as she's about to shoot, a fluttering critter lands on the arrow, and she stops, letting him go. The others search for him, but have to call it off as they don't run night ops. As Jake lights a torch, many animals are after him. He is surrounded, and tries to keep them away with the torch; so he taunts them, and they attack. He beats and stabs a few, when the Na'vi that had watched him jumps in to help, defeating the beasts, but showing mercy to an injured one. Jake then marvels at the glow of the forest/jungle. He tries to thank her, and she informs him its sad they had to die. As they argue running through the forest, the floating creatures come back and land all over Jake, and she takes him with her. Shortly he is attacked by more Na'vi, who take him to their home. They talk about whether or not to kill him, and they judge him, Neytiri's father and mother. They determine since he is a "warrior," to teach him their ways and see what happens. After an awkward dinner, he settles into a cocoon, and he awakes back in the base. The scientists marvel at his luck, the army and corporate guys want to exploit his new position. Back in the village, he gets on a large animal, and bonds with it, and promptly falls off. He gives more intel on the home tree structure, but he is observed, and they relocated to the floating mountains of Pandora. They get set up and Jake goes back. High in the tree, Neytiri calls a large flying creature to her, and explains how to choose one, and that it chooses you. She takes off and shows how to fly. A montage of him learning, voice over, what he's learning. Grace even putting Jake to bed. The attraction between Neytiri and Jake shows; esp when he makes a clean kill. They go to the floating mountains to ride a flying creature or banshee. He begins his trial.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I noticed Norms avatar has a hat with braile, i looked it up and it stands for "Year 1969" or the year of the moon landing.</p><p>-I don't remeber the half naked natives from National Geographic looking that good</p><p>-I wonder what the actual physics is behind the floating rocks?</p><p>-Also, Grace smoking... no way that's still a thing that far into the future. I can see vaping still going, but not actual smoking.</p><p>-If anyone has played the new Jedi falling order game, this whole sequence is also in that game.</p><p> </p><p>AFter passing behind the waterfall, there are many banshees, and he is told to pick his ikran, asking how he'll know if it chooses him, Neytiri tells him it'll try and kill him... He picks one, they fight, and eventually, bond. They take off and finally, level out smoothly. They finally get harnessed and have some proper flights, even going by the Tree of Souls. Eventually the alpha ikran attacks, chasing them, bu they escape. Jake learns only 5 people have ever ridden the alpha. In a voice over he talk about out there being the real world. The Col tells Jake he's got the Na'vi by the balls with the tree of souls, and that he can go back adn get his legs. He wants to stay for the ceremony and negotiate the relocation. He is accepted as one of the Na'vi in the ceremony. Neytiri takes Jake to the tree of voices and he can hear them. She tells him he can pick a woman, and he chooses her. He wakes up thinking, "what the hell are you doing Jake"? The next morning, the trees start to fall around them, but Jake isn't in his body. He's finally jacked in and stops one of them, but they level everything. The Col sees it's Jake and wants a pilot, as the Na'vi pull together a warrior party. As Jake fights to stop the party, Col arrives where Jakes body is, as he's trying to talk them down, the Col pulls Jake and Grace out. He takes them back to the base and they argue about what they are about to destroy. Grace explains about the connective tissue amongst the trees, but Selfridge doesn't listen. Col shows Grace one of Jakes transmissions about the Na'vi, saying there is nothing they have the Na'vi want. The Col convinces Selfridge to assault the tree. Jake and Grace also convince Selfridge to let them go in and try to convince the Na'vim to leave. Jake tells them he was sent to learn and tell them what was coming, and it instead hardens their resolve, like Trey assaulting a child, hard like steel. The Col arrives and starts with gas rounds. As the others evacuate, they fire arrows, and the Col returns with incendiaries. The Na'vi flee, leaving Jake and Grace tied up. Neytiris mom frees them, as the helos fire missiles, Trudy decides to pull out, unlike myself. The volley stops, as the base of the tree begins to collapse. The Na'vi run, trying to escape, and the tree comes down. They observe the damage, and wail. The Col pulls out, mission accomplished... as Neytiri finds her father fallen, dying. She takes his bow, to protect their people, and she mourns. Selfridge pulls the plug on Jake and Grace and take them. n le</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-As Trey says, everyone wants to fuck an alien, Jake did.</p><p> </p><p>The Na'vi walk away, nursing the injured. Norm, Jake and Grace are in the brig, when Trudy rescues them. As she starts the bird, the Col realizes and opens fire on them, and Grace is hit. They pick up the mobile unit to hide it at the tree of souls. The Na'vi have gathered and Jake is going to try to get to them. His avatar wakes up in the aftermath of the destruction; though he was worried about facing them. Jake takes flight on his ikran, and then jumps on the alpha ikran to bond with it. He arrives at the soul tree to everyones surprise. Neytiri apologizes and he addresses the lead warrior, Tsu'tey, and they agree to fly together and help Grace. They bring Grace and her avatar to the tree of souls, but it is up to the great mother to transfer her to her avatar. The Na'vi pray to save her, Grace wakes up and tells them she's with her, and she is real, and dies. Jake makes a speech to rally all the other clans together and take on the corporation, and they scatter and gather them all up. Back at the base, the Col briefs everyone about an attack. He plans on destroying the soul tree with a preemptive attack. Jake works on a plan with Norm and Trudy to stop the attack. The second attack begins. Airships move in, as do ground troops, for some reason. The horse riders, with Norm, ride straight in, as do Jake and the arial assault. The battle rages, as men and Na'vi fall to bullets, arrows, and missiles. Col ID's jake and goes after him, when Trudy shows up and distracts them. Neytiri, trying to escape, her ikran is killed. Tsu'tey boards a ship, and is shot, and falls, Trudy is killed, there is destruction everywhere. They are reeling. As they start their bomb run, Neytiri is surrounded. As she is about to take a shot, a stampede of large creatures storm through, and kill the troops, at the same time, many ikran attack with no riders. Jake boards the bomb ship, as they are dropping the bomb, he disables an engine, sending it crashing, and the bomb blows up on impact. As Jake attempts to bomb the Col ship, he's stopped, but manages to throw a missile into an engine, sending it crashing, but the Col suits up in a mech and escapes. He stalks through the forest and finds the mobile site with Jakes body, Neytiri attacks, but is stopped. Jake arrives and they fight, eventually making the Col open the mech pod. He breaks the glass to the mobile unit, causing Jake to start to wake up, which allows the Col to catch him. As he's about to stab jake, Neytiri shoots him with two arrows, and he falls. Human jake falls out of his pod and can't reach the oxygen mask, almost dying, Neytiri saves him. The troops and corporates were watched as they left, and the alpha ikran is let go, and Jake makes one last video diary. The Na'vi are shown praying again, trying to transfer jake to his avatar, a deep close up and his eyes open, cut to black and credits.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-During the rescue, it's surprising there are no guards walking around, and only one person guarding them. re</p><p>-The tree of souls surrounding looks like Halo rings from the new game</p><p>-All the Na'vi got tinny titties</p><p>-Why are they sending ground troops for this, what should be an air assault?</p><p>-I like that Trudy is Rogue 1</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: Cameron started writing Avatar all the way back in 1994, but waited for the technology to catch up.</p><p>4: the initial image for the Na'vi came from his mother's dream, where she envisioned a twelve-foot-tall blue woman, which was "kind of a cool image"</p><p>3: Linguist Paul Frommer Created A Thousand Words In Na'vi from scratch</p><p>2: James Cameron seeing lord of the rings, and gollum specifically led him to know the technology had come far enough to make Avatar</p><p>1: there was so much CGI, obviously, but even Dr. Graces cigarette was animated. Cameron even admitted that they’re basically animated movies with cgi used throughout.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys’ll</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Avatar</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Avatar</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written, Directed, and Produced by: James Cameron</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Sam Worthington</p><p>Zoe Saldana</p><p>Stephen Lang</p><p>Michelle Rodriguez</p><p>Sigourney Weaver</p><p> </p><p>Released: Dec 18, 2009</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $237M ($208M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $2.847B ($3.7B in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 74%</p><p>Metacritic 50% Google Users 91%</p><p> </p><p>Adjusted for inflation, <i>Avatar</i> is the second highest-grossing movie of all time after <i>Gone with the Wind</i> with a total of more than $3 billion. It also became the first film to gross more than $2 billion.</p><p> </p><p>Nominated for nine Academy Awards and won three, for Best Art Direction, Best Cinematography, and Best Visual Effects.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>We start flying through a jungle, with a voice over about flying in dream, and waking up. We see Sam Worthingtons Jake. He's waking up from 6 years in Cryo. We learn his twin brother was killed before shipping out, but that he's a dumb grunt. Jake arrives at Pandora. A fresh start on a new world, as he watches his brother get cremated. The ship approaches to land, we see how the jungle planet is being strip mined. We learn Jake is an ex-Marine, in a wheelchair, he says that spines can be fixed, but you'd need money. "You're not in Kansas anymore" we hear from Col. Quaritch; he talks about the Na'vi and their arrows dipped in neuro-toxin that will stop your hear in 1 minute. Jake enjoys the safety brief. Afterwards we meet Norm, and we're introduced to the Avatars, grown bodies mixed with human DNA and native... Unlike Tucker getting his uncles DNA mixed in him. Drivers coming out and we see Grace Augustine, the woman who wrote the book on Na'vi... She and Jake have a tense first meeting. She storms off to speak with the corporate guy, Selfridge. They argue about how to handle the indigenous tribes, and Selfridge explains they're there for unobtainium, the mineral that sells for $20m a kilo and pays for everything. Jake loads up in the driver seat, and Grace chides him about not having any training. They connect his brain to the avitar, and he comes too. Jake wants to run before he can walk, and takes off outside. He takes off running, obviously enjoying the feeling of having legs again. He speaks with Grace, and they soon go to bed, and Jake wakes back up, in his paralyzed body. We meet Trudy, the pilot, who takes him to the Col... he explains who they are alike, and how he likes his facial scars. But that having a marine in an avitar can provide intel on the Na'vi, promising to get Jakes legs back to him when he rotates home.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-They get on Pandora really fast, and show heavy destruction</p><p>-Wonder if Selfridge is named after the magnate that created Selfridges in London?</p><p>-The obvious allegory to how people treat indigenous tribes is shown VERY early on.</p><p>-They kinda hit you over your head with the not so subtle good vs bad, dynamic.</p><p>-Think they get to choose how big their avatar dicks are?</p><p> </p><p>The team is dropped in the jungle and they move, seeing the large environment and some native species. As Norm and Grace take a sample, Jake wanders off, and spooks a very large animal. Grace tells him to hold his ground, and as he threatens it away, he's snuck up on another large creature, that he does have to run from. Much like Chris's girlfriends that end up left at gas stations or Trey when he finds a missing digit. He eventually ends up jumping off a cliff into a river to escape. On his own, Jake whittles a pointy stick for defense, as a Na'ni watches him, she trains an arrow on him and as she's about to shoot, a fluttering critter lands on the arrow, and she stops, letting him go. The others search for him, but have to call it off as they don't run night ops. As Jake lights a torch, many animals are after him. He is surrounded, and tries to keep them away with the torch; so he taunts them, and they attack. He beats and stabs a few, when the Na'vi that had watched him jumps in to help, defeating the beasts, but showing mercy to an injured one. Jake then marvels at the glow of the forest/jungle. He tries to thank her, and she informs him its sad they had to die. As they argue running through the forest, the floating creatures come back and land all over Jake, and she takes him with her. Shortly he is attacked by more Na'vi, who take him to their home. They talk about whether or not to kill him, and they judge him, Neytiri's father and mother. They determine since he is a "warrior," to teach him their ways and see what happens. After an awkward dinner, he settles into a cocoon, and he awakes back in the base. The scientists marvel at his luck, the army and corporate guys want to exploit his new position. Back in the village, he gets on a large animal, and bonds with it, and promptly falls off. He gives more intel on the home tree structure, but he is observed, and they relocated to the floating mountains of Pandora. They get set up and Jake goes back. High in the tree, Neytiri calls a large flying creature to her, and explains how to choose one, and that it chooses you. She takes off and shows how to fly. A montage of him learning, voice over, what he's learning. Grace even putting Jake to bed. The attraction between Neytiri and Jake shows; esp when he makes a clean kill. They go to the floating mountains to ride a flying creature or banshee. He begins his trial.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I noticed Norms avatar has a hat with braile, i looked it up and it stands for "Year 1969" or the year of the moon landing.</p><p>-I don't remeber the half naked natives from National Geographic looking that good</p><p>-I wonder what the actual physics is behind the floating rocks?</p><p>-Also, Grace smoking... no way that's still a thing that far into the future. I can see vaping still going, but not actual smoking.</p><p>-If anyone has played the new Jedi falling order game, this whole sequence is also in that game.</p><p> </p><p>AFter passing behind the waterfall, there are many banshees, and he is told to pick his ikran, asking how he'll know if it chooses him, Neytiri tells him it'll try and kill him... He picks one, they fight, and eventually, bond. They take off and finally, level out smoothly. They finally get harnessed and have some proper flights, even going by the Tree of Souls. Eventually the alpha ikran attacks, chasing them, bu they escape. Jake learns only 5 people have ever ridden the alpha. In a voice over he talk about out there being the real world. The Col tells Jake he's got the Na'vi by the balls with the tree of souls, and that he can go back adn get his legs. He wants to stay for the ceremony and negotiate the relocation. He is accepted as one of the Na'vi in the ceremony. Neytiri takes Jake to the tree of voices and he can hear them. She tells him he can pick a woman, and he chooses her. He wakes up thinking, "what the hell are you doing Jake"? The next morning, the trees start to fall around them, but Jake isn't in his body. He's finally jacked in and stops one of them, but they level everything. The Col sees it's Jake and wants a pilot, as the Na'vi pull together a warrior party. As Jake fights to stop the party, Col arrives where Jakes body is, as he's trying to talk them down, the Col pulls Jake and Grace out. He takes them back to the base and they argue about what they are about to destroy. Grace explains about the connective tissue amongst the trees, but Selfridge doesn't listen. Col shows Grace one of Jakes transmissions about the Na'vi, saying there is nothing they have the Na'vi want. The Col convinces Selfridge to assault the tree. Jake and Grace also convince Selfridge to let them go in and try to convince the Na'vim to leave. Jake tells them he was sent to learn and tell them what was coming, and it instead hardens their resolve, like Trey assaulting a child, hard like steel. The Col arrives and starts with gas rounds. As the others evacuate, they fire arrows, and the Col returns with incendiaries. The Na'vi flee, leaving Jake and Grace tied up. Neytiris mom frees them, as the helos fire missiles, Trudy decides to pull out, unlike myself. The volley stops, as the base of the tree begins to collapse. The Na'vi run, trying to escape, and the tree comes down. They observe the damage, and wail. The Col pulls out, mission accomplished... as Neytiri finds her father fallen, dying. She takes his bow, to protect their people, and she mourns. Selfridge pulls the plug on Jake and Grace and take them. n le</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-As Trey says, everyone wants to fuck an alien, Jake did.</p><p> </p><p>The Na'vi walk away, nursing the injured. Norm, Jake and Grace are in the brig, when Trudy rescues them. As she starts the bird, the Col realizes and opens fire on them, and Grace is hit. They pick up the mobile unit to hide it at the tree of souls. The Na'vi have gathered and Jake is going to try to get to them. His avatar wakes up in the aftermath of the destruction; though he was worried about facing them. Jake takes flight on his ikran, and then jumps on the alpha ikran to bond with it. He arrives at the soul tree to everyones surprise. Neytiri apologizes and he addresses the lead warrior, Tsu'tey, and they agree to fly together and help Grace. They bring Grace and her avatar to the tree of souls, but it is up to the great mother to transfer her to her avatar. The Na'vi pray to save her, Grace wakes up and tells them she's with her, and she is real, and dies. Jake makes a speech to rally all the other clans together and take on the corporation, and they scatter and gather them all up. Back at the base, the Col briefs everyone about an attack. He plans on destroying the soul tree with a preemptive attack. Jake works on a plan with Norm and Trudy to stop the attack. The second attack begins. Airships move in, as do ground troops, for some reason. The horse riders, with Norm, ride straight in, as do Jake and the arial assault. The battle rages, as men and Na'vi fall to bullets, arrows, and missiles. Col ID's jake and goes after him, when Trudy shows up and distracts them. Neytiri, trying to escape, her ikran is killed. Tsu'tey boards a ship, and is shot, and falls, Trudy is killed, there is destruction everywhere. They are reeling. As they start their bomb run, Neytiri is surrounded. As she is about to take a shot, a stampede of large creatures storm through, and kill the troops, at the same time, many ikran attack with no riders. Jake boards the bomb ship, as they are dropping the bomb, he disables an engine, sending it crashing, and the bomb blows up on impact. As Jake attempts to bomb the Col ship, he's stopped, but manages to throw a missile into an engine, sending it crashing, but the Col suits up in a mech and escapes. He stalks through the forest and finds the mobile site with Jakes body, Neytiri attacks, but is stopped. Jake arrives and they fight, eventually making the Col open the mech pod. He breaks the glass to the mobile unit, causing Jake to start to wake up, which allows the Col to catch him. As he's about to stab jake, Neytiri shoots him with two arrows, and he falls. Human jake falls out of his pod and can't reach the oxygen mask, almost dying, Neytiri saves him. The troops and corporates were watched as they left, and the alpha ikran is let go, and Jake makes one last video diary. The Na'vi are shown praying again, trying to transfer jake to his avatar, a deep close up and his eyes open, cut to black and credits.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-During the rescue, it's surprising there are no guards walking around, and only one person guarding them. re</p><p>-The tree of souls surrounding looks like Halo rings from the new game</p><p>-All the Na'vi got tinny titties</p><p>-Why are they sending ground troops for this, what should be an air assault?</p><p>-I like that Trudy is Rogue 1</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: Cameron started writing Avatar all the way back in 1994, but waited for the technology to catch up.</p><p>4: the initial image for the Na'vi came from his mother's dream, where she envisioned a twelve-foot-tall blue woman, which was "kind of a cool image"</p><p>3: Linguist Paul Frommer Created A Thousand Words In Na'vi from scratch</p><p>2: James Cameron seeing lord of the rings, and gollum specifically led him to know the technology had come far enough to make Avatar</p><p>1: there was so much CGI, obviously, but even Dr. Graces cigarette was animated. Cameron even admitted that they’re basically animated movies with cgi used throughout.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys’ll</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Avatar. The highest grossing movie of all time (not adjusted for inflation) at $2.8 BILLION dollars. They guys discuss not so subtle story telling, combined with breathtaking graphics, and how well the juggernaut holds up 10 years down the line. Does it fly high on a ikran with some of our other highly regarded films... Or does it crash and burn like (SPOILER ALERT) Tsu&apos;tey does in the final battle? Find out when The Guys Review... Avatar. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Tombstone</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Tombstone</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: George P. Cosmatos, Kevin Jarre</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Kurt Russell</p><p>Val Kilmer</p><p>Michael Biehn</p><p>Powers Boothe</p><p>Robert Burke</p><p>Dana Delany</p><p>Sam Elliott</p><p>Stephen Lang</p><p>Joanna Pacula</p><p>Bill Paxton</p><p>Jason Priestley</p><p>Michael Rooker</p><p>Jon Tenney</p><p>Billy Zane</p><p>Charlton Heston</p><p> </p><p>Released: Dec 24 1993</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $25M ($48.1M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $56.5M ($108.7M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 74%</p><p>Metacritic 50% Google Users 91%</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot: (Tuckers notes from https://www.moviehousememories.com/tombstone-1993-summary/)</p><p>Tombstone and the surrounding area of Cochise County are controlled by the ultra-violent, outlaw gang known as the Cowboys in 1879. The Cowboys are identified by the red sashes that they wear around the waists. The gang is led by “Curly Bill” Brocius (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/powers-boothe/">Powers Boothe</a>) and his second in command, Johnny Ringo (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/michael-biehn/">Michael Biehn</a>). As the film begins, the Cowboys ride into a Mexican town and interrupt the wedding of a local police officer. The gang proceeds to kill the attending policemen, as well as a priest who curses them for their violence. The educated Ringo tells Curly Bill that the priest was quoting the bible and referencing the infamous fourth horseman of the apocalypse before the gunman killed him.</p><p>Meanwhile, Wyatt Earp (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/kurt-russell/">Kurt Russell</a>) arrives in Tucson, Arizona where he reunites with his brothers Virgil (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/sam-elliott/">Sam Elliott</a>) and Morgan (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/bill-paxton/">Bill Paxton</a>) and their wives. The retired police officer has plans to settle down in Tombstone and begin a business with his brothers. At the same time, Wyatt’s friend Doc Holliday (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/val-kilmer/">Val Kilmer</a>) makes his way to Tombstone with his traveling companion Big Nose Kate (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/joanna-pacula/">Joanna Pacula</a>) in hopes that the dry climate will mitigate his tuberculosis.</p><p>Once in Tombstone, Wyatt takes over an interest in a Pharaoh game at a local saloon from the abusive Johnny Tyler (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/billy-bob-thornton/">Billy Bob Thornton</a>). Wyatt is approached by Mayor John Clum (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/terry-oquinn/">Terry O’Quinn</a>) who tries to convince Wyatt to become a law enforcement officer, but Wyatt tells him that he wants to remain retired. The Earps make a deal with the local corrupt Cochise County Sheriff Johnny Behan (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/jon-tenney/">Jon Tenney</a>) to purchase lots for homes at the edge of town. Actors Josephine Marcus (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/dana-delany/">Dana Delany</a>) and Mr. Fabian (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/billy-zane/">Billy Zane</a>) also arrive in town the same day as Wyatt and his brothers, as does Holiday.</p><p>The violence continues to increase in town and Virgil begins to have difficulty turning a blind eye to the Cowboys’ dirty deeds. Additionally, the Cowboys appear to not appreciate the Earps and Holiday in town either and make veiled threats against them. At the same time, a romance begins to blossom between Wyatt and Josephine despite Wyatt living with his common-law wife Mattie Blaylock (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/dana-wheeler-nicholson/">Dana Wheeler-Nicholson</a>). Mattie is succumbing to an addiction to laudanum.</p><p>One-night, Curly Bill begins shooting up the town after he leaves an opium den. The town law enforcement officer, Marshall Fred White (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/harry-carey-jr/">Harry Carey Jr.</a>), goes out into the street to disarm the intoxicated gunman. Curly Bill shoots White while playing around with his guns. Wyatt knocks Curly Bill out and disarms him, placing him in custody. The arrest angers two Cowboys, Ike and Billy Clanton (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/stephen-lang/">Stephen Lang</a> and <a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/thomas-haden-church/">Thomas Haden Church</a>), who demand that Wyatt release their leader. Holiday and Virgil rush in to back up Wyatt and Curly Bill is placed into jail. However, a few days later, the criminal case against Curly Bill is dismissed due to a lack of witnesses.</p><p>Virgil reaches his limit and his conscious compels him to become the new town marshal. Wyatt is furious with his brothers as Morgan becomes Virgil’s deputy. Virgil implements an ordinance that everyone is required to surrender their firearms in the town limits. The Cowboys are not fond of Virgil’s law, and the Clantons get into a confrontation with Virgil after getting drunk one night at the saloon. The Clantons return the next day with some other Cowboys, drunk and armed. Virgil decides to go down and disarm them at the OK Corral. Wyatt, Holiday, and Morgan join him. A gun fight ensues in which Billy Clanton and the McLaury brothers are killed. Virgil and Morgan are both wounded in the exchange. Ike Clanton is the only survivor of the Cowboys in the gunfight.</p><p>A short time later, the Cowboys enact revenge on the Earps, killing Morgan and severely wounding Virgil. Virgil survives the attack but loses the use of his arm. Wyatt and his family decide to leave Tombstone. Before leaving, Wyatt tells Curly Bill that it is over, but the gang leader tells Ike to take some men and kill Wyatt and Virgil. At the train station, Wyatt has anticipated the ambush and kills one of the gunmen and disarms Ike. Wyatt is joined by Holiday and three former Cowboys, Sherman McMasters (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/michael-rooker/">Michael Rooker</a>), “Turkey Creek” Jack Johnson (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/buck-taylor/">Buck Taylor</a>), and John “Texas Jack” Vermillion (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/peter-sherayko/">Peter Sherayko</a>). Wyatt has taken up the badge of a U.S. Marshall and warns Ike that he is coming to kill all the Cowboys before turning the Cowboy loose.</p><p>Wyatt’s posse systematically kills all the Cowboys that they encounter. In one incident, Wyatt’s group finds themselves pinned in by Curly Bill and his gang near a creek. Wyatt walks directly into the line of fire and kills the Cowboys’ leader and several of his men while simultaneously avoiding being shot hit himself. Holiday’s health continues to deteriorate while they are on the hunt for Cowboys. Wyatt is forced to leave Holiday at Henry Hooker’s (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/charlton-heston/">Charlton Heston</a>) ranch when he is challenged by Ringo to a one on one gun fight. Before leaving, Holiday tells Wyatt that he can’t beat the Cowboy gunfighter. However, Holiday shows up to the gun fight in Wyatt’s place and kills Ringo. With the leadership eliminated, Wyatt’s group finishes the job of killing the remaining Cowboys.</p><p>Sometime after the events in Tombstone, Holiday is sent to a sanatorium in Colorado where he is slowly dying from tuberculosis. Wyatt continually visits his friend despite Holiday’s requests for him not to. Holiday implores Wyatt to forget him and pursue Josephine to begin a new life together. Wyatt leaves his old friend, who dies shortly afterwards. Wyatt reunites with Josephine and they begin a romance together that lasted until his death in 1929.</p><p> </p><p>Stephens Notes:</p><p>-This movie is REALLY 90's, the overacting, music, cinematography</p><p>-The early part of the movie, up until the Cowboys meet Wyatt Erp was pretty slow pacing-wise</p><p>-Doc Holiday is the best character in the movie... Great attitude and not giving a fuck.</p><p> </p><p>-Mattie shown being in active opioid addiction is surprising for a film made in 1993.</p><p>-I like that scene when Bill walks out of the opium den, and the camera tracks up, along with his high. Then comes back down, when the marshal comes out.</p><p>-Did Curly Bill mean to shoot the marshal? </p><p> </p><p>-I like to symbolism of Wyatt changing jackets after being sworn in.</p><p>-When they're walking to the OK Corral, the building on fire, see one guy throw one bucket of water on it then run away. Hilarious.</p><p>-The ol' Mexican standoff</p><p>-They lit up Thomas Hayden Church's character, damn</p><p>-What does "You're a daisy if you do" mean? And "Im your huckleberry"?</p><p>-Wyatt is eating with chop sticks after the shootout, is that period correct? </p><p>-The whole storm scene is super overly dramatic</p><p>-Wyatt has literal blood on his hands, very subtle</p><p>-When Wyatt is leaving with Morgans body, Curly Bill is sitting in front of a store that says, "Fresh Fish Delivered Daily"... Where from and how? There wasn't ice then.</p><p>-Have to admit good horse stunt work on the film</p><p> </p><p>-Got to wonder how legal it is/was just going after the whole gang. Assuming they all killed people?</p><p>-Curly Bill is a shitty shot when he's in water...</p><p>-Wonder if there were tension about Doc Holiday getting all the best lines?</p><p>-Is Billy, with the glasses, who touches Billy Zanes hand, is he gay?</p><p>-How did Doc beat Wyatt to Johnny Ringo?</p><p>-It's actually pretty dangerous to ride a horse full speed through a grass field like that, if there's a hole or something you don't see, you can take a header.</p><p>-Docs last words, "I'll be damned though, this is funny"</p><p>-So Wyatt left Mattie and got Josephine, lived happily ever after?</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: The tombstone at the beginning of the movie that states, "Here lies Lester Moore, Four Slugs from a .44, No Les No more," is a real tombstone in Tombstone, AZ.</p><p>4: The filmmakers behind <i>Tombstone</i> paid attention to historical accuracy and even put Wyatt Earp's real life fifth cousin, Wyatt Earp III, in the movie as Billy Claiborne.</p><p>3: all of the lines spoken by the actors during the pivotal scene at the O.K. Corral are said to be historically accurate, based on different historical sources, like newspaper reports from Tombstone that chronicled the famous shootout, so Doc Holiday did say, 'You're a daisy if you do!'</p><p>2: In the film, Curly Bill is depicted as deliberately shooting Fred White, killing him instantly. In reality, Curly Bill claimed that the gun accidentally discharged as White attempted to take the weapon from him. White, who had been shot in the groin, not in the chest as portrayed in the film, survived for two days and corroborated Brocius' story before succumbing to his injuries. It was White's testimony, not a lack of witnesses, that ultimately exonerated Curly Bill. For his part, Bill expressed genuine remorse over White's death, as he had personally liked the marshal, despite their being on opposite sides of the law.</p><p>1: As extraordinary as the scene is in which Wyatt kills Curly Bill Brocius in the creek, it is true. During the shoot-out in the creek, when Wyatt kills Curly Bill, the next person he shoots is Johnny Barnes (the cowboy who yells "Jesus Christ!"). As in real life, Wyatt shoots Barnes in the stomach. However, Barnes was not killed on-site. He managed to escape, and died in a farmhouse. However, before dying, he told the story of how Wyatt really did walk into a hail of Curly Bill's gunfire unscathed, walked right up to Bill, and shot him point blank with both barrels of a double-barreled shotgun.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tombstone</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Tombstone</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: George P. Cosmatos, Kevin Jarre</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Kurt Russell</p><p>Val Kilmer</p><p>Michael Biehn</p><p>Powers Boothe</p><p>Robert Burke</p><p>Dana Delany</p><p>Sam Elliott</p><p>Stephen Lang</p><p>Joanna Pacula</p><p>Bill Paxton</p><p>Jason Priestley</p><p>Michael Rooker</p><p>Jon Tenney</p><p>Billy Zane</p><p>Charlton Heston</p><p> </p><p>Released: Dec 24 1993</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $25M ($48.1M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $56.5M ($108.7M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 74%</p><p>Metacritic 50% Google Users 91%</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot: (Tuckers notes from https://www.moviehousememories.com/tombstone-1993-summary/)</p><p>Tombstone and the surrounding area of Cochise County are controlled by the ultra-violent, outlaw gang known as the Cowboys in 1879. The Cowboys are identified by the red sashes that they wear around the waists. The gang is led by “Curly Bill” Brocius (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/powers-boothe/">Powers Boothe</a>) and his second in command, Johnny Ringo (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/michael-biehn/">Michael Biehn</a>). As the film begins, the Cowboys ride into a Mexican town and interrupt the wedding of a local police officer. The gang proceeds to kill the attending policemen, as well as a priest who curses them for their violence. The educated Ringo tells Curly Bill that the priest was quoting the bible and referencing the infamous fourth horseman of the apocalypse before the gunman killed him.</p><p>Meanwhile, Wyatt Earp (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/kurt-russell/">Kurt Russell</a>) arrives in Tucson, Arizona where he reunites with his brothers Virgil (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/sam-elliott/">Sam Elliott</a>) and Morgan (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/bill-paxton/">Bill Paxton</a>) and their wives. The retired police officer has plans to settle down in Tombstone and begin a business with his brothers. At the same time, Wyatt’s friend Doc Holliday (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/val-kilmer/">Val Kilmer</a>) makes his way to Tombstone with his traveling companion Big Nose Kate (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/joanna-pacula/">Joanna Pacula</a>) in hopes that the dry climate will mitigate his tuberculosis.</p><p>Once in Tombstone, Wyatt takes over an interest in a Pharaoh game at a local saloon from the abusive Johnny Tyler (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/billy-bob-thornton/">Billy Bob Thornton</a>). Wyatt is approached by Mayor John Clum (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/terry-oquinn/">Terry O’Quinn</a>) who tries to convince Wyatt to become a law enforcement officer, but Wyatt tells him that he wants to remain retired. The Earps make a deal with the local corrupt Cochise County Sheriff Johnny Behan (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/jon-tenney/">Jon Tenney</a>) to purchase lots for homes at the edge of town. Actors Josephine Marcus (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/dana-delany/">Dana Delany</a>) and Mr. Fabian (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/billy-zane/">Billy Zane</a>) also arrive in town the same day as Wyatt and his brothers, as does Holiday.</p><p>The violence continues to increase in town and Virgil begins to have difficulty turning a blind eye to the Cowboys’ dirty deeds. Additionally, the Cowboys appear to not appreciate the Earps and Holiday in town either and make veiled threats against them. At the same time, a romance begins to blossom between Wyatt and Josephine despite Wyatt living with his common-law wife Mattie Blaylock (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/dana-wheeler-nicholson/">Dana Wheeler-Nicholson</a>). Mattie is succumbing to an addiction to laudanum.</p><p>One-night, Curly Bill begins shooting up the town after he leaves an opium den. The town law enforcement officer, Marshall Fred White (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/harry-carey-jr/">Harry Carey Jr.</a>), goes out into the street to disarm the intoxicated gunman. Curly Bill shoots White while playing around with his guns. Wyatt knocks Curly Bill out and disarms him, placing him in custody. The arrest angers two Cowboys, Ike and Billy Clanton (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/stephen-lang/">Stephen Lang</a> and <a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/thomas-haden-church/">Thomas Haden Church</a>), who demand that Wyatt release their leader. Holiday and Virgil rush in to back up Wyatt and Curly Bill is placed into jail. However, a few days later, the criminal case against Curly Bill is dismissed due to a lack of witnesses.</p><p>Virgil reaches his limit and his conscious compels him to become the new town marshal. Wyatt is furious with his brothers as Morgan becomes Virgil’s deputy. Virgil implements an ordinance that everyone is required to surrender their firearms in the town limits. The Cowboys are not fond of Virgil’s law, and the Clantons get into a confrontation with Virgil after getting drunk one night at the saloon. The Clantons return the next day with some other Cowboys, drunk and armed. Virgil decides to go down and disarm them at the OK Corral. Wyatt, Holiday, and Morgan join him. A gun fight ensues in which Billy Clanton and the McLaury brothers are killed. Virgil and Morgan are both wounded in the exchange. Ike Clanton is the only survivor of the Cowboys in the gunfight.</p><p>A short time later, the Cowboys enact revenge on the Earps, killing Morgan and severely wounding Virgil. Virgil survives the attack but loses the use of his arm. Wyatt and his family decide to leave Tombstone. Before leaving, Wyatt tells Curly Bill that it is over, but the gang leader tells Ike to take some men and kill Wyatt and Virgil. At the train station, Wyatt has anticipated the ambush and kills one of the gunmen and disarms Ike. Wyatt is joined by Holiday and three former Cowboys, Sherman McMasters (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/michael-rooker/">Michael Rooker</a>), “Turkey Creek” Jack Johnson (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/buck-taylor/">Buck Taylor</a>), and John “Texas Jack” Vermillion (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/peter-sherayko/">Peter Sherayko</a>). Wyatt has taken up the badge of a U.S. Marshall and warns Ike that he is coming to kill all the Cowboys before turning the Cowboy loose.</p><p>Wyatt’s posse systematically kills all the Cowboys that they encounter. In one incident, Wyatt’s group finds themselves pinned in by Curly Bill and his gang near a creek. Wyatt walks directly into the line of fire and kills the Cowboys’ leader and several of his men while simultaneously avoiding being shot hit himself. Holiday’s health continues to deteriorate while they are on the hunt for Cowboys. Wyatt is forced to leave Holiday at Henry Hooker’s (<a href="https://www.moviehousememories.com/tag/charlton-heston/">Charlton Heston</a>) ranch when he is challenged by Ringo to a one on one gun fight. Before leaving, Holiday tells Wyatt that he can’t beat the Cowboy gunfighter. However, Holiday shows up to the gun fight in Wyatt’s place and kills Ringo. With the leadership eliminated, Wyatt’s group finishes the job of killing the remaining Cowboys.</p><p>Sometime after the events in Tombstone, Holiday is sent to a sanatorium in Colorado where he is slowly dying from tuberculosis. Wyatt continually visits his friend despite Holiday’s requests for him not to. Holiday implores Wyatt to forget him and pursue Josephine to begin a new life together. Wyatt leaves his old friend, who dies shortly afterwards. Wyatt reunites with Josephine and they begin a romance together that lasted until his death in 1929.</p><p> </p><p>Stephens Notes:</p><p>-This movie is REALLY 90's, the overacting, music, cinematography</p><p>-The early part of the movie, up until the Cowboys meet Wyatt Erp was pretty slow pacing-wise</p><p>-Doc Holiday is the best character in the movie... Great attitude and not giving a fuck.</p><p> </p><p>-Mattie shown being in active opioid addiction is surprising for a film made in 1993.</p><p>-I like that scene when Bill walks out of the opium den, and the camera tracks up, along with his high. Then comes back down, when the marshal comes out.</p><p>-Did Curly Bill mean to shoot the marshal? </p><p> </p><p>-I like to symbolism of Wyatt changing jackets after being sworn in.</p><p>-When they're walking to the OK Corral, the building on fire, see one guy throw one bucket of water on it then run away. Hilarious.</p><p>-The ol' Mexican standoff</p><p>-They lit up Thomas Hayden Church's character, damn</p><p>-What does "You're a daisy if you do" mean? And "Im your huckleberry"?</p><p>-Wyatt is eating with chop sticks after the shootout, is that period correct? </p><p>-The whole storm scene is super overly dramatic</p><p>-Wyatt has literal blood on his hands, very subtle</p><p>-When Wyatt is leaving with Morgans body, Curly Bill is sitting in front of a store that says, "Fresh Fish Delivered Daily"... Where from and how? There wasn't ice then.</p><p>-Have to admit good horse stunt work on the film</p><p> </p><p>-Got to wonder how legal it is/was just going after the whole gang. Assuming they all killed people?</p><p>-Curly Bill is a shitty shot when he's in water...</p><p>-Wonder if there were tension about Doc Holiday getting all the best lines?</p><p>-Is Billy, with the glasses, who touches Billy Zanes hand, is he gay?</p><p>-How did Doc beat Wyatt to Johnny Ringo?</p><p>-It's actually pretty dangerous to ride a horse full speed through a grass field like that, if there's a hole or something you don't see, you can take a header.</p><p>-Docs last words, "I'll be damned though, this is funny"</p><p>-So Wyatt left Mattie and got Josephine, lived happily ever after?</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: The tombstone at the beginning of the movie that states, "Here lies Lester Moore, Four Slugs from a .44, No Les No more," is a real tombstone in Tombstone, AZ.</p><p>4: The filmmakers behind <i>Tombstone</i> paid attention to historical accuracy and even put Wyatt Earp's real life fifth cousin, Wyatt Earp III, in the movie as Billy Claiborne.</p><p>3: all of the lines spoken by the actors during the pivotal scene at the O.K. Corral are said to be historically accurate, based on different historical sources, like newspaper reports from Tombstone that chronicled the famous shootout, so Doc Holiday did say, 'You're a daisy if you do!'</p><p>2: In the film, Curly Bill is depicted as deliberately shooting Fred White, killing him instantly. In reality, Curly Bill claimed that the gun accidentally discharged as White attempted to take the weapon from him. White, who had been shot in the groin, not in the chest as portrayed in the film, survived for two days and corroborated Brocius' story before succumbing to his injuries. It was White's testimony, not a lack of witnesses, that ultimately exonerated Curly Bill. For his part, Bill expressed genuine remorse over White's death, as he had personally liked the marshal, despite their being on opposite sides of the law.</p><p>1: As extraordinary as the scene is in which Wyatt kills Curly Bill Brocius in the creek, it is true. During the shoot-out in the creek, when Wyatt kills Curly Bill, the next person he shoots is Johnny Barnes (the cowboy who yells "Jesus Christ!"). As in real life, Wyatt shoots Barnes in the stomach. However, Barnes was not killed on-site. He managed to escape, and died in a farmhouse. However, before dying, he told the story of how Wyatt really did walk into a hail of Curly Bill's gunfire unscathed, walked right up to Bill, and shot him point blank with both barrels of a double-barreled shotgun.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Tombstone</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Tombstone</p><p>4. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>5. My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Tombstone. The righteous, and violent tale of Wyatt, Virgil, and Morgan Earp, along with Doc Holiday, and the shooting at the OK Corral, and the surrounding events. Listen on as the guys review the movie, explore how film making has developed over the last 30 years, while Chris does some exploring with his toe. So grab your six shooters, your rifle, and your hat, and hop on this galloping horse as The Guys Review... Tombstone. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Platoon</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.  </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Platoon</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by: Oliver Stone</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Tom Berenger</p><p>Willem Dafoe</p><p>Charlie Sheen</p><p> </p><p>Released: Dec 24 1986</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $6M ($15.2M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $138.5M ($351.2M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.1/10 Rotten Tomatoes 87%</p><p>Metacritic 92% Google Users 91%</p><p> </p><p>The film was nominated for eight Academy Awards at the 59th Academy Awards, and won four including Best Picture, Best Director for Stone, Best Sound, and Best Film Editing.</p><p> </p><p>In 2019, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".</p><p> </p><p>Lastly, a Platoon is a subdivision of a company of soldiers, usually forming a tactical unit that is commanded by a lieutenant and divided into several sections or squads.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens to black and white text: "Rejoice O young man in thy youth" -Ecclesiastes. At an air filed as new recruits are getting off a plane; they observe body bags being loaded. They somberly walk by as injured men heckle them. September 1967, Brave Company, 25th infantry, somewhere near the Cambodian border. The men are marching through the jungle, on patrol. Charlie Sheens Chris Taylor comes across a dead body, with Sgt Barnes telling him he's good and dead. Taylor collapses, with ants on his neck. A resupply helo touches down and they unload, troops are shown cutting grass, working on weapons, tending to wounds, setting mines. Taylor starts a voice over as a letter to his Grandma, about Hell and complaining how hard it is. Up at 5am, humping all day, how new guys are valued less, and he thinks he made a mistake. The Sgts get a report of an ambush, and they argue about who is going out on partrol. The troops are complaining about the patrol, and Sgt Elias takes the new recruits, and clears their gear they don't need, with some advice from Elias, they take off with a storm rolling in. Taylor voice over complaining about his parents, being anonymous. How the guys are the bottom of the barrel, but some of the best guys. Taylor is sent to set claymores. Taylor awakes about 2:30am, with ants and bugs on him. As he's trying to settle down, he watches as some Vietcong troops came walking through, he looks at his weapon and at the other troops, unsure what to do, as they approach. They trip a claymore, and the troops wake up to a fire fight. Fires, explosions and tracers. Another trooper who was hit, is screaming in pain, when Sgt Barnes covers his mouth and tells him to shut up and take the pain, Taylor is also injured, and is worried about dying, Gardener, the other new recruit, dies. Everyone somberly looks away, except Taylor. Sgt Barnes call him a piece of shit, and uses him as an example what happens when you mess up in a firefight. As they walk out, Elias tells Barnes he may still be alive if he had a few more days to learn something.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Somber start to the movie, gives it weight</p><p>-The foreshadowing of the storm rolling in, I am assuming.</p><p>-I cant see John C. McGinley and not think scrubs.</p><p> </p><p>Taylor is walking on base, catches up with his old platoon, and gets pulled for a job. They're shown pulling latrine pots and having to clean them. They ask how he got there, Taylor says he dropped out of college and volunteered for infantry, King tells him hes stupid for giving all that up, and that the poor are always getting fucked by the rich. King takes him to hang out and Taylor hits an opium pipe. Sgt Elias is there and has him inhale some smoke through a shot gun. Some banter in the barracks in between the troops. Taylor and the others are smoking, dancing and singing, as it fades to them back in the jungle, new years day, 1968. They find and investigate an enemy camp. Elias crawls into one of the caves to check, as the others keep combing. Elias finds a surgery with a dead troop, he climbs up into another chamber and kills someone running away, as Sal and another troop find a trove of documents that are booby trapped, and they die. Taylor sees Barnes, looking despondent. The LT tells them to move to a village, when they go, they find a missing troop, Manny, tied to a tree, dead. Barnes is pissed and Taylor calls him their Ahab that day. They ransack the village, and find some guns. Taylor finds a man and woman hiding, and he makes the one legged man dance, shooting at his foot. Bunny kills him with the butt of his shotgun. They interrogate a man about the weapons, he says they don't have a choice, Barnes hills the woman, threatens to kill more if he doesn't talk. Barnes gets the mans daughter and threatens to kill her. Elias stops him and they fight. The troops part them, LT tells them to torch the town and blow the weapons and move out. Taylor comes across some guys attempting to rape some villagers, and stops them.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-When the guys are pulling the latrine things, you can hear Adrian Cronauer in the back ground saying Goooooood morning vietnam.</p><p>-The obvious differences between the LT and the troops.</p><p>-Taylor stopping the rape tells a lot about who he is</p><p> </p><p>At the base camp, Elias and LT are talking to the captain about what happened at the village. They're told they're going back to the bunker complex. The troops discuss who was right. LT tells Barnes not to worry about Elias. Obviously the troops are divided. Barnes pauses. Taylor and Elias talk, and Elias says they're going to lose. Taylors voice tells us he struggles to maintain his sanity, whats right and wrong, the divide in the troops. They move through the jungle on patrol when they're ambushed. They start returning fire as men are hit, Taylor crawls to help. Elias, Barnes and the LT argue how to react, ultimately going with Barnes. Mortar rands start falling on the troops and they fall back, needing medics. Elias takes two guys, Taylor follows. Barnes berates the LT for giving bad coordinates. Elias tells them what to do and takes off; barnes tells them to pull back that he'd get Elias. Taylor gets two, as Barnes arrives and sends them back, he moves to Elias. He moves quietly, as the Vietcong run, Elias engages and kills some. Barnes follows. Taylor arrives back, but goes back into the jungle. Barnes shoulders his rife at Elias, they share a moment, Elias' face drops and Barnes shoots him. Barnes tells Taylor, and they move out. They move to the rescue helos, and move bodies. As they're flying, Taylor sees Elias running, Barnes can't believe it. The LT tells them to go back, Elias is running, bloody, with tons of vietcong chasing him, the falls and crawls, while being shot, as the helos make gun runs trying to help. On his knees, Elias reaches up, and collapses. Taylor looks at Barnes, and Barnes turns away.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Not knowing the ending, I think when Barnes pauses, he's decided he's going to kill Elias.</p><p>-This is a pretty straight forward movie, some moral questions are blunt and obvious.</p><p>-I like the framing of Barnes and Elias, going head to head, towards each other.</p><p>-There isn't a bunch of war time era music, like Fortunate Son or We Gotta Get Out of This Place, it's all classical, instrumental.</p><p>-Iconic shot of Elias on his knees reaching up.</p><p> </p><p>Taylor is convinced Barnes killed Elias. They argue what they should do. Barnes arrives and tells them there is the way it should be and the way it is; he is reality, that Elias was wrong, and that the machine breaks down, they break down. He offers himself, 6 on 1, to kill him. Taylor jumps on him, but it's over quickly, and Barnes stops from killing him, but cuts his cheek. Walking asking, what they know about death. They go back the next day, Taylor knows they're the bait to lure out an entire regiment. Lt tells Rhah he's got Elias' squad, and he doesn't want it. Taylor and King talk, Taylor questions why and how people like Elias die, and Barnes get to make the rules. King says to just get through it; then King is sent home. Junior says he can't walk, Barnes doesn't believe him, and Junior breaks down. O'Neil asks for leave, which Barnes denies, O'Neil is worried he wont make it out alive, and Barnes tells him everybody has to die. Bunny tells Junior why he likes being there, doing what you want, just worry about dying. We see vietcong troops preparing and moving through the jungle at night. A proximity flare is set off, when they're told not to get out of their fox hole, that they'll be probed all night, trying to get through. A trooper falls in the hole with Taylor and tells them there are hundreds coming, to get out. A blast rocks Taylor back. He listens to a broadcast and abandons the foxhole, right as they RPG it. Some troops come up the hill and Taylor attacks, killing several. Frances joins him, and they are in a frenzy. Screaming, laughing, when Taylor charges. Bunny is screaming at the attackers when Junior leaves, as he turns to yell, he's shot, with the killing blow in his mouth. Junior runs into a tree, and is soon after stuck with a bayonet and dies. Barnes attacks, O'Neil pulls a dead body on himself to hide, and the attackers move on, thinking they're all dead. A suicide attack at the base is run on what looks like a comms tent. LT tells the Captain they're overrun, and they want to pull back, but the Captain tells him to stay and fight. They're overrun, the captain calls for a bombing run on them. Barnes is fighting and gets shot, Taylor saves him, Barnes is about to kill Taylor, when the bombs drop, as we literally see the red in Barnes eyes and explosions. Cut to Taylor waking up, and all is quiet. He gets up and grabs an enemy AK, bloody and batered, he finds Barnes crawling away, also bloody and burnt. They stare at each other, when Barnes tells him to do it... and Taylor shoots Barnes. And armored vehicle finds Taylor, Frances stabs himself in his leg, O'Neil lies about being left. A bulldozer is clearing bodies as Taylor is carried out. He and Frances chat for a sec, and O'Neil is told then he has second platoon...and he is not happy. Taylor is loaded on to the medical helo, signals to Rhah, who screams back. He flies over the carnage of the battlefield, bodies everywhere. He things looking back, they didn't fight the enemy, but themselves. He knows for him the war is over, but it will always be there, as will Barnes and Elias for possession of his soul. He's sometimes since felt of a child born of those two fathers. That we must rebuild, to try and find goodness and meaning to this life. A white screen with black text: Dedicated to the men who faught and died in the Vietnam War. Fade to black, and credits.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-That fight scene and everything Barnes says, i get why he got the academy award. Incredible, well written.</p><p>-Still very intense, crazy battle sequence. It's got real depth and shows how any and many soldiers can break.</p><p>-I do wonder how 'real' the bit with Barnes killing Elias, and Taylor killing Barnes is or was in Vietnam.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: Oliver stone got so tired on set, he accused the editor of stealing film. But the film hadn't been shot yet.</p><p>4: The scene where all the troops were high, they actually got high. The problem was, they did it hours before, so when they shot, according to Willem Dafoe, "They were just tired and useless."</p><p>3: Dale Dye, who is a decorated Marine, was the consultant to this movie and changed the way hollywood shot war movies, finally showing the emotional toll war takes on solders. He's also consulted in films such as Saving Private Ryan, and even video games like Medal of Honor.</p><p>2: They imported red dirt, because Oliver Stone specifically remembered red dirt from his time in vietnam</p><p>1: Oliver Stone was the first Vietnam Vet to direct a vietnam war movie. Also, in 1988, without saying how, video compies of Platoon were being playing in Ho Chi Minh City, It was the first American film about the Vietnam War to play there.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Lone Survivor</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5. 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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Platoon</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.  </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Platoon</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by: Oliver Stone</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Tom Berenger</p><p>Willem Dafoe</p><p>Charlie Sheen</p><p> </p><p>Released: Dec 24 1986</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $6M ($15.2M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $138.5M ($351.2M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.1/10 Rotten Tomatoes 87%</p><p>Metacritic 92% Google Users 91%</p><p> </p><p>The film was nominated for eight Academy Awards at the 59th Academy Awards, and won four including Best Picture, Best Director for Stone, Best Sound, and Best Film Editing.</p><p> </p><p>In 2019, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".</p><p> </p><p>Lastly, a Platoon is a subdivision of a company of soldiers, usually forming a tactical unit that is commanded by a lieutenant and divided into several sections or squads.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens to black and white text: "Rejoice O young man in thy youth" -Ecclesiastes. At an air filed as new recruits are getting off a plane; they observe body bags being loaded. They somberly walk by as injured men heckle them. September 1967, Brave Company, 25th infantry, somewhere near the Cambodian border. The men are marching through the jungle, on patrol. Charlie Sheens Chris Taylor comes across a dead body, with Sgt Barnes telling him he's good and dead. Taylor collapses, with ants on his neck. A resupply helo touches down and they unload, troops are shown cutting grass, working on weapons, tending to wounds, setting mines. Taylor starts a voice over as a letter to his Grandma, about Hell and complaining how hard it is. Up at 5am, humping all day, how new guys are valued less, and he thinks he made a mistake. The Sgts get a report of an ambush, and they argue about who is going out on partrol. The troops are complaining about the patrol, and Sgt Elias takes the new recruits, and clears their gear they don't need, with some advice from Elias, they take off with a storm rolling in. Taylor voice over complaining about his parents, being anonymous. How the guys are the bottom of the barrel, but some of the best guys. Taylor is sent to set claymores. Taylor awakes about 2:30am, with ants and bugs on him. As he's trying to settle down, he watches as some Vietcong troops came walking through, he looks at his weapon and at the other troops, unsure what to do, as they approach. They trip a claymore, and the troops wake up to a fire fight. Fires, explosions and tracers. Another trooper who was hit, is screaming in pain, when Sgt Barnes covers his mouth and tells him to shut up and take the pain, Taylor is also injured, and is worried about dying, Gardener, the other new recruit, dies. Everyone somberly looks away, except Taylor. Sgt Barnes call him a piece of shit, and uses him as an example what happens when you mess up in a firefight. As they walk out, Elias tells Barnes he may still be alive if he had a few more days to learn something.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Somber start to the movie, gives it weight</p><p>-The foreshadowing of the storm rolling in, I am assuming.</p><p>-I cant see John C. McGinley and not think scrubs.</p><p> </p><p>Taylor is walking on base, catches up with his old platoon, and gets pulled for a job. They're shown pulling latrine pots and having to clean them. They ask how he got there, Taylor says he dropped out of college and volunteered for infantry, King tells him hes stupid for giving all that up, and that the poor are always getting fucked by the rich. King takes him to hang out and Taylor hits an opium pipe. Sgt Elias is there and has him inhale some smoke through a shot gun. Some banter in the barracks in between the troops. Taylor and the others are smoking, dancing and singing, as it fades to them back in the jungle, new years day, 1968. They find and investigate an enemy camp. Elias crawls into one of the caves to check, as the others keep combing. Elias finds a surgery with a dead troop, he climbs up into another chamber and kills someone running away, as Sal and another troop find a trove of documents that are booby trapped, and they die. Taylor sees Barnes, looking despondent. The LT tells them to move to a village, when they go, they find a missing troop, Manny, tied to a tree, dead. Barnes is pissed and Taylor calls him their Ahab that day. They ransack the village, and find some guns. Taylor finds a man and woman hiding, and he makes the one legged man dance, shooting at his foot. Bunny kills him with the butt of his shotgun. They interrogate a man about the weapons, he says they don't have a choice, Barnes hills the woman, threatens to kill more if he doesn't talk. Barnes gets the mans daughter and threatens to kill her. Elias stops him and they fight. The troops part them, LT tells them to torch the town and blow the weapons and move out. Taylor comes across some guys attempting to rape some villagers, and stops them.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-When the guys are pulling the latrine things, you can hear Adrian Cronauer in the back ground saying Goooooood morning vietnam.</p><p>-The obvious differences between the LT and the troops.</p><p>-Taylor stopping the rape tells a lot about who he is</p><p> </p><p>At the base camp, Elias and LT are talking to the captain about what happened at the village. They're told they're going back to the bunker complex. The troops discuss who was right. LT tells Barnes not to worry about Elias. Obviously the troops are divided. Barnes pauses. Taylor and Elias talk, and Elias says they're going to lose. Taylors voice tells us he struggles to maintain his sanity, whats right and wrong, the divide in the troops. They move through the jungle on patrol when they're ambushed. They start returning fire as men are hit, Taylor crawls to help. Elias, Barnes and the LT argue how to react, ultimately going with Barnes. Mortar rands start falling on the troops and they fall back, needing medics. Elias takes two guys, Taylor follows. Barnes berates the LT for giving bad coordinates. Elias tells them what to do and takes off; barnes tells them to pull back that he'd get Elias. Taylor gets two, as Barnes arrives and sends them back, he moves to Elias. He moves quietly, as the Vietcong run, Elias engages and kills some. Barnes follows. Taylor arrives back, but goes back into the jungle. Barnes shoulders his rife at Elias, they share a moment, Elias' face drops and Barnes shoots him. Barnes tells Taylor, and they move out. They move to the rescue helos, and move bodies. As they're flying, Taylor sees Elias running, Barnes can't believe it. The LT tells them to go back, Elias is running, bloody, with tons of vietcong chasing him, the falls and crawls, while being shot, as the helos make gun runs trying to help. On his knees, Elias reaches up, and collapses. Taylor looks at Barnes, and Barnes turns away.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Not knowing the ending, I think when Barnes pauses, he's decided he's going to kill Elias.</p><p>-This is a pretty straight forward movie, some moral questions are blunt and obvious.</p><p>-I like the framing of Barnes and Elias, going head to head, towards each other.</p><p>-There isn't a bunch of war time era music, like Fortunate Son or We Gotta Get Out of This Place, it's all classical, instrumental.</p><p>-Iconic shot of Elias on his knees reaching up.</p><p> </p><p>Taylor is convinced Barnes killed Elias. They argue what they should do. Barnes arrives and tells them there is the way it should be and the way it is; he is reality, that Elias was wrong, and that the machine breaks down, they break down. He offers himself, 6 on 1, to kill him. Taylor jumps on him, but it's over quickly, and Barnes stops from killing him, but cuts his cheek. Walking asking, what they know about death. They go back the next day, Taylor knows they're the bait to lure out an entire regiment. Lt tells Rhah he's got Elias' squad, and he doesn't want it. Taylor and King talk, Taylor questions why and how people like Elias die, and Barnes get to make the rules. King says to just get through it; then King is sent home. Junior says he can't walk, Barnes doesn't believe him, and Junior breaks down. O'Neil asks for leave, which Barnes denies, O'Neil is worried he wont make it out alive, and Barnes tells him everybody has to die. Bunny tells Junior why he likes being there, doing what you want, just worry about dying. We see vietcong troops preparing and moving through the jungle at night. A proximity flare is set off, when they're told not to get out of their fox hole, that they'll be probed all night, trying to get through. A trooper falls in the hole with Taylor and tells them there are hundreds coming, to get out. A blast rocks Taylor back. He listens to a broadcast and abandons the foxhole, right as they RPG it. Some troops come up the hill and Taylor attacks, killing several. Frances joins him, and they are in a frenzy. Screaming, laughing, when Taylor charges. Bunny is screaming at the attackers when Junior leaves, as he turns to yell, he's shot, with the killing blow in his mouth. Junior runs into a tree, and is soon after stuck with a bayonet and dies. Barnes attacks, O'Neil pulls a dead body on himself to hide, and the attackers move on, thinking they're all dead. A suicide attack at the base is run on what looks like a comms tent. LT tells the Captain they're overrun, and they want to pull back, but the Captain tells him to stay and fight. They're overrun, the captain calls for a bombing run on them. Barnes is fighting and gets shot, Taylor saves him, Barnes is about to kill Taylor, when the bombs drop, as we literally see the red in Barnes eyes and explosions. Cut to Taylor waking up, and all is quiet. He gets up and grabs an enemy AK, bloody and batered, he finds Barnes crawling away, also bloody and burnt. They stare at each other, when Barnes tells him to do it... and Taylor shoots Barnes. And armored vehicle finds Taylor, Frances stabs himself in his leg, O'Neil lies about being left. A bulldozer is clearing bodies as Taylor is carried out. He and Frances chat for a sec, and O'Neil is told then he has second platoon...and he is not happy. Taylor is loaded on to the medical helo, signals to Rhah, who screams back. He flies over the carnage of the battlefield, bodies everywhere. He things looking back, they didn't fight the enemy, but themselves. He knows for him the war is over, but it will always be there, as will Barnes and Elias for possession of his soul. He's sometimes since felt of a child born of those two fathers. That we must rebuild, to try and find goodness and meaning to this life. A white screen with black text: Dedicated to the men who faught and died in the Vietnam War. Fade to black, and credits.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-That fight scene and everything Barnes says, i get why he got the academy award. Incredible, well written.</p><p>-Still very intense, crazy battle sequence. It's got real depth and shows how any and many soldiers can break.</p><p>-I do wonder how 'real' the bit with Barnes killing Elias, and Taylor killing Barnes is or was in Vietnam.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: Oliver stone got so tired on set, he accused the editor of stealing film. But the film hadn't been shot yet.</p><p>4: The scene where all the troops were high, they actually got high. The problem was, they did it hours before, so when they shot, according to Willem Dafoe, "They were just tired and useless."</p><p>3: Dale Dye, who is a decorated Marine, was the consultant to this movie and changed the way hollywood shot war movies, finally showing the emotional toll war takes on solders. He's also consulted in films such as Saving Private Ryan, and even video games like Medal of Honor.</p><p>2: They imported red dirt, because Oliver Stone specifically remembered red dirt from his time in vietnam</p><p>1: Oliver Stone was the first Vietnam Vet to direct a vietnam war movie. Also, in 1988, without saying how, video compies of Platoon were being playing in Ho Chi Minh City, It was the first American film about the Vietnam War to play there.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Lone Survivor</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5. 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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Platoon. Oliver Stones first epic movie that changed the way all war movies after it would be made; by showing the psychological damage war causes. Where everyone smokes weed and opium underground, drinks beers on the weekends in barracks, and goes looking for Charlie, everyday hoping they don&apos;t get ambushed. Listen on as The Guys Review... Platoon.

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Home Alone</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Home Alone</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Chris Columbus (Both Movies, Mrs. Doubtfire, First 2 Harry Potter films; he also chose to Direct this movie after leaving National Lampoons Christmas Vacation because of the personality clash with Chevy Chase)</p><p> </p><p>Written and Produced by John Hughes</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Macaulay Culkin</p><p>Joe Pesci</p><p>Daniel Stern</p><p>John Heard</p><p>Catherine O'Hara</p><p> </p><p>Released: November 16, 1990</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $18M ($38.3M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $476.7M (Just over $1B in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 66%</p><p>Metacritic 63% Google Users 93%</p><p> </p><p><i>Home Alone</i> remains a highly popular Christmas movie in Poland, where its played every Christmas Eve. In 2010, Polsat did not play Home Alone, which caused over 90 thousand people to protest on Facebook. In 2016, over 4.44 million Poles tuned in to Polsat to watch <i>Home Alone</i>. Since the 2010's it's TV trailers even include a tagline that acknowledges this popularity: translated from Polish bridge troll it says, <i>"Christmas without him? It's absolutely impossible!"</i></p><p> </p><p>At the 12th Youth in Film Awards, Macaulay Culkin won Best Young Actor Starring in a Motion Picture. The film was nominated for two Academy Awards, one for Best Original Score, which was written by John Williams, and the other for Best Original Song for "Somewhere in My Memory", music by Williams and lyrics by Leslie Bricusse, but lost to <i>Dances with Wolves</i> and <i>Dick Tracy</i> respectively.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens as McCallister family is preparing to spend Christmas in Paris, with the large family gathering at Peter and Kate's home on the night before their departure. The youngest son, Kevin, is the subject of ridicule by his older siblings, as well as the rest of the family. A friendly police officer is also amidst the chaos, checking to make sure everything will be secure if they're traveling during Christmas. Kevin inadvertently ruins the family dinner, like a pube in the macaroni, after his brother taunts him and eats the last piece of cheese pizza. In the scuffle, a drink is knocked over and their tickets to Paris are doused, resulting in Kevin being called a jerk by his uncle, and getting sent to the attic as punishment. On his way up he berates Kate and wishes that his family would disappear. During the night, heavy winds damage the power lines, which causes a power outage and resets the alarm clocks, causing the family to oversleep. In the confusion and rush to get to the airport, Kevin is accidentally left behind.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I love the reoccurring theme of the statue getting hit</p><p>-I've yet to have my daughter have an outburst like this, but I'm not looking forward to it.</p><p>-I remember as a kid, identifying with Kevin, being picked on and so on; as an adult I see where he's kinda being a little shit too. But all the kids could use some better parenting.</p><p>-Wouldn't it be really weird for a cop to go door to door asking about Christmas security?</p><p>-The novelization of the movie explains the question of what does Kevins parents do: Dad is a "successful businessman" and mom is a fashion designer, which also helps explain why they had all the mannequins.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Kevin wakes to find the house empty and, thinking that his wish has come true, is overjoyed with his newfound freedom. Que a musical montage of doing all the things he wanted to do without his family around, and calls out thinking it may be a prank. He soon becomes frightened by his next door neighbor, Old Man Marley, who is rumored to be a serial killer who murdered his own family, as well as Harry and Marv, the so called "Wet Bandits," which is what Chris called his moonshine operation during prohibition. No, the "wet bandits" are a pair of burglars who have been breaking into other vacant houses in the neighborhood and have targeted the McCallisters' house. Kevin tricks them into thinking that his family is still home by throwing a fake Christmas party with mannequins tied up and made to look like they're moving, forcing them to put their plans on hold.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I can't remember if there was someone like "old man marley" where I came from... Do any of y'all have any urban legends from where you're from?</p><p>-The whole thing with him doing what he wanted when the family is gone, every kids dream.</p><p>-I also call bullshit on how clean the house is after the chaos of what happened that morning. Also, you'd think, even in the attic, Kevin would've heard everyone rushing around, or one of the kids would've said something about not seeing Kevin.</p><p>-This whole movie would be over if Kevin just went to a neighbor who was home. How improbable is it that a WHOLE street of families are ALL out of town around Christmas?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Kate realizes mid-flight that Kevin was left behind, and upon arrival in Paris, the family discovers that all flights for the next two days are booked. Peter and the rest of the family stay in his brother's apartment in Paris, while Kate manages to get a flight back to the United States in Dallas, Texas, but only gets as far as Scranton, Pennsylvania. She attempts to book a flight to Chicago, but again, everything is booked. Unable to accept this, Kate is overheard by Gus Polinski, the lead member of a traveling polka band, who offers to let her travel with them to Chicago on their way to Milwaukee in a moving van, which she gratefully accepts. Kevin goes shopping, and inadvertently steals a toothbrush when Old Man Marley appears beside him. Meanwhile, Harry and Marv finally realize that Kevin is home alone, and on Christmas Eve, Kevin overhears them discussing plans to break into his house that night. Kevin starts to miss his family and asks the local Santa Claus impersonator if he could bring his family back for Christmas. He goes to church and watches a choir perform, then meets Old Man Marley, who dispels the rumors about him. He points out his granddaughter in the choir, whom he never gets to meet, as he and his son are estranged; Kevin suggests that he should reconcile with his son. </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I realized watching this time, this whole thing only takes place over 3 days. Travel day, and the subsequent two days, and only 2 nights.</p><p>-John Candy was so good in this as the Polka King... Wish he were still here.</p><p>-Marley knows that kids say this random, horrible shit about him, and he does nothing about it? Weird. Also, I get the youthful innocence how Kevin is trying to help Marley, but it comes across a bit snarky/snide</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Kevin returns home and rigs the house with booby traps to take on the burglars. Harry and Marv attempt to break in, but Kevin begins the moving mediation on pain, some arguing that it is an expose on mind over matter, and starts by shooting Harry in the nuts with a pellet gun. Marv puts his head through the doggy door to check, and catches a BB to the head. Harry then goes around front and slips on the icy stairs. As Marv does the same down the back stairs. Marv enters, and when he attempts to turn on a light, is hit in the face with an iron. As Harry makes it up the icy stairs, he grabs the red hot door handle and burns an M into his hand. We cut back to Marv, going up tar covered stairs, when his barefoot steps on a nail, and he tumbles backwards down the stairs. Harry, around at the back door again, carefully opens it, triggering a blow torch that sets his head on fire. Marv limps out of the basement, only to slip on the ice again. Harry, angry, kicks the door open and pursues Kevin into the dining room, and into some plastic wrap coated with glue, when he trips a fan that blows feathers on him. Marv, sneaking in through an open window, steps on glass oraments with his bare feet. They meet, and pursue Kevin to the main stair case, where they slip and fall on micro machines. They start to pursue Kevin up the stiars, when the flings tied up paint cans over the railing, first nailing Marv and sending him flying, then Harry. Kevin calls 911 and as they get to the top of the stairs, they're tripped by a wire, but Marv leaps and grabs Kevins leg, but Kevin sees Buzz's escaped tarantula, and puts it on Marvs face, which causes a well deserved scream. Marv throw the spider on to Harry, and then beats him with his crow bar, trying to kill the spider. Meanwhile, Kevin escapes via a rope from the attic to his tree house; when Harry and Marv follow, he cuts the rope, sending them flying into the side of the house. He then lures Harry and Marv into a neighboring home which they previously broke into. They ambush him and prepare to get their revenge, but Marley intervenes and knocks them unconscious with his snow shovel. The police arrive and arrest Harry and Marv, having identified all the houses that they broke into due to Marv's destructive characteristic of flooding them.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-EVERY KID wants to do this to their house. I remember after this movie, I was so paranoid of burglars in our house, I slept in the hallway and had "bobby traps" set up if I heard anyone.</p><p>-The different levels of severity in the booby traps is puzzling. From shooting with a pellet gun, to the door knob, and flame thrower, to the glue and feathers? Also, the ornaments wouldn't have been bad if Marv still had shoes on.</p><p>-Which is the most painful booby trap?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>On Christmas Day, Kevin is disappointed to find that his family is still gone. He then hears Kate enter the house and call for him; they reconcile and are soon joined by Peter, Buzz, Jeff, Megan, and Linnie, who waited in Paris until they could obtain a direct flight to Chicago. Kevin keeps silent about his encounter with Harry and Marv, although Peter finds Harry's knocked-out gold tooth. Kevin then observes Marley reuniting with his son, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter. Marley notices Kevin, and the pair wave to each other. Fade to black, and credits roll.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Biggest issue with this, is how did he clean everything up afterwards? My 8 year old has to be told where to put her crap in her own room.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: John Hughes on developing the concept: "I was going away on vacation, and making a list of everything I didn't want to forget. I thought, 'Well, I'd better not forget my kids.' Then I thought, 'What if I left my 10-year-old son at home? What would he do?'" He imagined that children are naturally most scared of robbers.</p><p>4: An injury had occurred between Pesci and Culkin during one of the rehearsals for the scene in which Harry tries to bite off Kevin's finger. Culkin still has the scar.</p><p>3: The McAllister house is located at 671 Lincoln Avenue in the North Shore village of Winnetka (wuh·<strong>net</strong>·kuh), Illinois, where Hughes's previous films <i>Breakfast Club</i>, <i>Ferris Bueller's Day Off</i>, <i>Sixteen Candles</i>, <i>Planes, Trains and Automobiles</i>, <i>She's Having a Baby</i>, and <i>Uncle Buck</i> had also been shot</p><p>2: this film spawned 5 more movies: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (which the whole cast returned), Home Alone 3, 4, Home Alone: The Holiday Heist in 2012, and Home Sweet Home Alone in 2021.</p><p>1: Joe Pesci purposely ignored Macaulay Culkin so he would think he was mean. He wanted Macaulay to be scared of him to get the best reaction from him while filming, which Caulkin said worked.</p><p> </p><p><strong>BONUS TRIVIA</strong>: The McAllister house, built in 1920 and owned by the Abendshien (A-ben-sign) family until in 2012, when it was listed for $2.4M and sold for $1.585 million. Its 4,200 square feet of living space. The house has five bedrooms, including a four-room master suite, and three-and-a-half bathrooms. ALSO, in 2021, the owners recreated the Home Alone vibe and allowed Airbnb to book the house, for 4 guests for only $25 a night, and the actor who played Buzz welcomed the guests to the house.</p><p> </p><p>Source: https://www.fancypantshomes.com/movie-homes/the-real-life-home-alone-house-then-and-now/</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Lone Survivor</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5. Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Home Alone</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Home Alone</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Chris Columbus (Both Movies, Mrs. Doubtfire, First 2 Harry Potter films; he also chose to Direct this movie after leaving National Lampoons Christmas Vacation because of the personality clash with Chevy Chase)</p><p> </p><p>Written and Produced by John Hughes</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Macaulay Culkin</p><p>Joe Pesci</p><p>Daniel Stern</p><p>John Heard</p><p>Catherine O'Hara</p><p> </p><p>Released: November 16, 1990</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $18M ($38.3M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $476.7M (Just over $1B in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 66%</p><p>Metacritic 63% Google Users 93%</p><p> </p><p><i>Home Alone</i> remains a highly popular Christmas movie in Poland, where its played every Christmas Eve. In 2010, Polsat did not play Home Alone, which caused over 90 thousand people to protest on Facebook. In 2016, over 4.44 million Poles tuned in to Polsat to watch <i>Home Alone</i>. Since the 2010's it's TV trailers even include a tagline that acknowledges this popularity: translated from Polish bridge troll it says, <i>"Christmas without him? It's absolutely impossible!"</i></p><p> </p><p>At the 12th Youth in Film Awards, Macaulay Culkin won Best Young Actor Starring in a Motion Picture. The film was nominated for two Academy Awards, one for Best Original Score, which was written by John Williams, and the other for Best Original Song for "Somewhere in My Memory", music by Williams and lyrics by Leslie Bricusse, but lost to <i>Dances with Wolves</i> and <i>Dick Tracy</i> respectively.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens as McCallister family is preparing to spend Christmas in Paris, with the large family gathering at Peter and Kate's home on the night before their departure. The youngest son, Kevin, is the subject of ridicule by his older siblings, as well as the rest of the family. A friendly police officer is also amidst the chaos, checking to make sure everything will be secure if they're traveling during Christmas. Kevin inadvertently ruins the family dinner, like a pube in the macaroni, after his brother taunts him and eats the last piece of cheese pizza. In the scuffle, a drink is knocked over and their tickets to Paris are doused, resulting in Kevin being called a jerk by his uncle, and getting sent to the attic as punishment. On his way up he berates Kate and wishes that his family would disappear. During the night, heavy winds damage the power lines, which causes a power outage and resets the alarm clocks, causing the family to oversleep. In the confusion and rush to get to the airport, Kevin is accidentally left behind.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I love the reoccurring theme of the statue getting hit</p><p>-I've yet to have my daughter have an outburst like this, but I'm not looking forward to it.</p><p>-I remember as a kid, identifying with Kevin, being picked on and so on; as an adult I see where he's kinda being a little shit too. But all the kids could use some better parenting.</p><p>-Wouldn't it be really weird for a cop to go door to door asking about Christmas security?</p><p>-The novelization of the movie explains the question of what does Kevins parents do: Dad is a "successful businessman" and mom is a fashion designer, which also helps explain why they had all the mannequins.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Kevin wakes to find the house empty and, thinking that his wish has come true, is overjoyed with his newfound freedom. Que a musical montage of doing all the things he wanted to do without his family around, and calls out thinking it may be a prank. He soon becomes frightened by his next door neighbor, Old Man Marley, who is rumored to be a serial killer who murdered his own family, as well as Harry and Marv, the so called "Wet Bandits," which is what Chris called his moonshine operation during prohibition. No, the "wet bandits" are a pair of burglars who have been breaking into other vacant houses in the neighborhood and have targeted the McCallisters' house. Kevin tricks them into thinking that his family is still home by throwing a fake Christmas party with mannequins tied up and made to look like they're moving, forcing them to put their plans on hold.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I can't remember if there was someone like "old man marley" where I came from... Do any of y'all have any urban legends from where you're from?</p><p>-The whole thing with him doing what he wanted when the family is gone, every kids dream.</p><p>-I also call bullshit on how clean the house is after the chaos of what happened that morning. Also, you'd think, even in the attic, Kevin would've heard everyone rushing around, or one of the kids would've said something about not seeing Kevin.</p><p>-This whole movie would be over if Kevin just went to a neighbor who was home. How improbable is it that a WHOLE street of families are ALL out of town around Christmas?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Kate realizes mid-flight that Kevin was left behind, and upon arrival in Paris, the family discovers that all flights for the next two days are booked. Peter and the rest of the family stay in his brother's apartment in Paris, while Kate manages to get a flight back to the United States in Dallas, Texas, but only gets as far as Scranton, Pennsylvania. She attempts to book a flight to Chicago, but again, everything is booked. Unable to accept this, Kate is overheard by Gus Polinski, the lead member of a traveling polka band, who offers to let her travel with them to Chicago on their way to Milwaukee in a moving van, which she gratefully accepts. Kevin goes shopping, and inadvertently steals a toothbrush when Old Man Marley appears beside him. Meanwhile, Harry and Marv finally realize that Kevin is home alone, and on Christmas Eve, Kevin overhears them discussing plans to break into his house that night. Kevin starts to miss his family and asks the local Santa Claus impersonator if he could bring his family back for Christmas. He goes to church and watches a choir perform, then meets Old Man Marley, who dispels the rumors about him. He points out his granddaughter in the choir, whom he never gets to meet, as he and his son are estranged; Kevin suggests that he should reconcile with his son. </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I realized watching this time, this whole thing only takes place over 3 days. Travel day, and the subsequent two days, and only 2 nights.</p><p>-John Candy was so good in this as the Polka King... Wish he were still here.</p><p>-Marley knows that kids say this random, horrible shit about him, and he does nothing about it? Weird. Also, I get the youthful innocence how Kevin is trying to help Marley, but it comes across a bit snarky/snide</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Kevin returns home and rigs the house with booby traps to take on the burglars. Harry and Marv attempt to break in, but Kevin begins the moving mediation on pain, some arguing that it is an expose on mind over matter, and starts by shooting Harry in the nuts with a pellet gun. Marv puts his head through the doggy door to check, and catches a BB to the head. Harry then goes around front and slips on the icy stairs. As Marv does the same down the back stairs. Marv enters, and when he attempts to turn on a light, is hit in the face with an iron. As Harry makes it up the icy stairs, he grabs the red hot door handle and burns an M into his hand. We cut back to Marv, going up tar covered stairs, when his barefoot steps on a nail, and he tumbles backwards down the stairs. Harry, around at the back door again, carefully opens it, triggering a blow torch that sets his head on fire. Marv limps out of the basement, only to slip on the ice again. Harry, angry, kicks the door open and pursues Kevin into the dining room, and into some plastic wrap coated with glue, when he trips a fan that blows feathers on him. Marv, sneaking in through an open window, steps on glass oraments with his bare feet. They meet, and pursue Kevin to the main stair case, where they slip and fall on micro machines. They start to pursue Kevin up the stiars, when the flings tied up paint cans over the railing, first nailing Marv and sending him flying, then Harry. Kevin calls 911 and as they get to the top of the stairs, they're tripped by a wire, but Marv leaps and grabs Kevins leg, but Kevin sees Buzz's escaped tarantula, and puts it on Marvs face, which causes a well deserved scream. Marv throw the spider on to Harry, and then beats him with his crow bar, trying to kill the spider. Meanwhile, Kevin escapes via a rope from the attic to his tree house; when Harry and Marv follow, he cuts the rope, sending them flying into the side of the house. He then lures Harry and Marv into a neighboring home which they previously broke into. They ambush him and prepare to get their revenge, but Marley intervenes and knocks them unconscious with his snow shovel. The police arrive and arrest Harry and Marv, having identified all the houses that they broke into due to Marv's destructive characteristic of flooding them.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-EVERY KID wants to do this to their house. I remember after this movie, I was so paranoid of burglars in our house, I slept in the hallway and had "bobby traps" set up if I heard anyone.</p><p>-The different levels of severity in the booby traps is puzzling. From shooting with a pellet gun, to the door knob, and flame thrower, to the glue and feathers? Also, the ornaments wouldn't have been bad if Marv still had shoes on.</p><p>-Which is the most painful booby trap?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>On Christmas Day, Kevin is disappointed to find that his family is still gone. He then hears Kate enter the house and call for him; they reconcile and are soon joined by Peter, Buzz, Jeff, Megan, and Linnie, who waited in Paris until they could obtain a direct flight to Chicago. Kevin keeps silent about his encounter with Harry and Marv, although Peter finds Harry's knocked-out gold tooth. Kevin then observes Marley reuniting with his son, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter. Marley notices Kevin, and the pair wave to each other. Fade to black, and credits roll.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Biggest issue with this, is how did he clean everything up afterwards? My 8 year old has to be told where to put her crap in her own room.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: John Hughes on developing the concept: "I was going away on vacation, and making a list of everything I didn't want to forget. I thought, 'Well, I'd better not forget my kids.' Then I thought, 'What if I left my 10-year-old son at home? What would he do?'" He imagined that children are naturally most scared of robbers.</p><p>4: An injury had occurred between Pesci and Culkin during one of the rehearsals for the scene in which Harry tries to bite off Kevin's finger. Culkin still has the scar.</p><p>3: The McAllister house is located at 671 Lincoln Avenue in the North Shore village of Winnetka (wuh·<strong>net</strong>·kuh), Illinois, where Hughes's previous films <i>Breakfast Club</i>, <i>Ferris Bueller's Day Off</i>, <i>Sixteen Candles</i>, <i>Planes, Trains and Automobiles</i>, <i>She's Having a Baby</i>, and <i>Uncle Buck</i> had also been shot</p><p>2: this film spawned 5 more movies: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (which the whole cast returned), Home Alone 3, 4, Home Alone: The Holiday Heist in 2012, and Home Sweet Home Alone in 2021.</p><p>1: Joe Pesci purposely ignored Macaulay Culkin so he would think he was mean. He wanted Macaulay to be scared of him to get the best reaction from him while filming, which Caulkin said worked.</p><p> </p><p><strong>BONUS TRIVIA</strong>: The McAllister house, built in 1920 and owned by the Abendshien (A-ben-sign) family until in 2012, when it was listed for $2.4M and sold for $1.585 million. Its 4,200 square feet of living space. The house has five bedrooms, including a four-room master suite, and three-and-a-half bathrooms. ALSO, in 2021, the owners recreated the Home Alone vibe and allowed Airbnb to book the house, for 4 guests for only $25 a night, and the actor who played Buzz welcomed the guests to the house.</p><p> </p><p>Source: https://www.fancypantshomes.com/movie-homes/the-real-life-home-alone-house-then-and-now/</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Lone Survivor</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5. Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Home Alone. The holiday classic that has poor parenting, sociopathic tendencies, and has been described as a moving mediation on pain, with some arguing that it is an expose on mind over matter. Listen on as The Guys share some stories, crack jokes, and determine if the &quot;holiday classic&quot; title should stick as The Guys Review... Home Alone. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Home Alone. The holiday classic that has poor parenting, sociopathic tendencies, and has been described as a moving mediation on pain, with some arguing that it is an expose on mind over matter. Listen on as The Guys share some stories, crack jokes, and determine if the &quot;holiday classic&quot; title should stick as The Guys Review... Home Alone. 

The guys also hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas, or whatever holiday you do or don&apos;t celebrate, this time of year!

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Douglas Tirola (directed and produced a bunch of documentaries)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p> Chevy Chase</p><p>John Landis</p><p>Judd Apatow</p><p>Kevin Bacon</p><p>Tim Matheson</p><p>John Goodman</p><p>Billy Bob Thornton</p><p>Meat Loaf</p><p> </p><p>Released: Jan 25, 2015</p><p> </p><p>Budget: No info</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: According to the numbers.com, had a domestic box office haul of $62,684 ($73,509 in 2021)</p><p>https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Drunk-Stoned-Brilliant-Dead-The-Story-of-the-National-Lampoon#tab=summary</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.2/10 Rotten Tomatoes 88%</p><p>Metacritic 74% Google Users 86%</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>An intro warning of explicit sexual content, and John Belushi welcoming us to National Lampoon radio, into a skit about religious jokes, and into a montage of national lampoon covers. Billy Bob Thorton talking about how the first issue spoke to him, Judd Apatow speaks about how you wanted to be those guys. John Goodman having fun. Kevin Bacon said he looked for the magazine for the boobs. More quick cuts of different celebrities talking about how awesome and engrained national lampoon is in the American Zeitgeist. John Landis explains how and why 17-20's is the best years of our lives. And how it started as the Harvard Lampoon. Some of the early writers, including Fred Gwine. Doug Kenny was a founder, a performer who wanted to write as well. Henry Beard is his opposite, very smart, mysterious and elusive. The editor of Mademoiselle magazine saw a parody of the lampoon and offered $7K for them to do one for her magazine, and a free magazine. They did parodies of time, life, and even playboy, and thought they could do a real magazine. Chevy Chase talks about in your 20's every thing is possible. They go to New York, and they were basically laughed out of most offices, until 21st Century publishers. They made a deal that in 5 years, there was a forced buyout and could mean the publishers owe them a lot of money, and started national lampoon. First hire was Michael O'Donoghue, who was not harvard, but buffalo new york. He set the tone more than anything, being very outrageous. Tony Hendra, a british comedian, , Sean kelly, candian school teacher wanted to come to New York and write for the Lampoon as well, Anne Beatts, Brian McConnachie. They talk about Cloud art studios. The early issues were messy, and the duck on the cover. After 7 issues, they dump cloud. Michael Gross was brought in as art director, against Dougs will. They had one discussion about how to empower the parody, and Doug changed his mind and the direction of the magazine changed. They started making parodies that looked like the originals.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-John Landis is right, late high school through college are the best years of your life. The maximum amount of freedom, and the minimum amount of responsibility.</p><p>-I never read national lampoon growing up, but I didn't realize it was so sexual. wow.</p><p> </p><p>They talked about everyone smoking weed, late dinners, lots of beers; they would get drunk, go home, sleep, get up and write a piece. Doug was the one who had the most ideas, pushed the envelope. Writing the letters column each month in about an hour. If someone brought an idea to Henry, he'd say "tempting" which could be good or bad. They looted culture from 1945-1970. The Vietnamese baby book. Doug came up with the photo funnies, because the audience identifies with the editors. The dog with a pistol to its head was a huge hit. They found a bunch of famous artists that had rejected art, and they could bring it to the lampoon to be what you want to be, and not edit them. They were losing money though, with no advertising. Gerod Taylor came in to sell advertising. Jose Cuervo was the first major advertiser, and the others quickly followed. A perfect storm moment of coming out of a war, and being free to talk about it. Billy Bob Thorton, talks about realizing you can tell the truth through humor. Biggest circulation was a million, estimate about 12 million readers. #1 on college campuses and #2 on magazine racks behind Cosmo. Then Doug left/disappeared. Left Henry a note saying he was done and leaving. Next, they talk about doing an album, Radio Dinner. It was successful and got nominated for a Grammy. They discuss Doug leaving, having a nervous breakdown/midlife crisis. Tony went to see him, and he was not doing well, having written 1.5 chapters into his novel...So further than Trey is on his novel. So they decided to do another album. This is where they find John Belushi. Chevy Chase talks about the urinal bit, and how they were holding themselves. The album became a 4 day show with lots of drugs. Henry was working 100 hours a week, and Doug came back very humbled. People were mad for him leaving. His novel wasn't very good and so he tossed it out the window.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The partying during the work time, sounds like Mad Men, but 10-20 years later.</p><p>-Trey, hows your novel coming along?</p><p> </p><p>A brief parody turned into a special issue, the school year book. About the just 18 people in high school. Janis Hirsch is brought in to write, being the 3rd woman. They describe Doug as the personality of the magazine. Michael had a feud with Tony because Tony slept with his girlfriend. Michael got the national lampoon radio hour. A cancellation brought John Belushi and the second city crew. They go into the ethnic issues and how they're accused of being racist. Tony says the job of a satirist is to make the people in power uncomfortable. The biggest law suit they had was Volkswagon, about an article that Ted Kennedy would be president if he drove a Volkswagon. The growth of the magazine into having actors and musicians, and more famous and popular and caused strife. Michael quit over an argument with about his girlfriend having a desk. Moving on, they discussed the National Lampoon show with many of the same people from the radio hour. Ivan Reitman talks about offering some direction and Bill Murray showing him out. John Belushi was described as the director of the group, and the rock and roll of humor. They didn't keep John Belushi on retainer, and lost them to Saturday Night Live. They discussed how the wind was sucked out of their sails. MIchael Gross leaves as art director and Peter Kleinman came in. Now the buyout comes back up, and they were owed $7.5 million. Henry left as soon as the check was cashed. Mattie the publisher didn't want to lose Doug, and told him they were making a movie based on the year book edition, that became Animal House. PJ became the editor, and while the magazine became less high brow, it was very focused. They speak about John Hughs writing for the lampoon. Very darkly sexual. The publisher got a call from a studio exec saying he loved the mag, and if they wanted to make a movie, he wanted to. They talked about how Animal House came to be, Doug being on set daily, and needing to be there, having a good time, and the drugs. And the movie became a hit. Doug then goes to California to become a director and producer, a rising star.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-They briefly go over things, and don't really go into them, like the Volkswagon thing.</p><p> </p><p>They turn to something about a disco beaver. They go into some of the new writers, and they discuss doing a article on Thurgood Marshall. They discuss the Doug Kenny movie Caddyshack, that it wasn't a lampoon movie, but it was a lampoon movie. Doug was depressed that Caddyshack wasn't as big as Animal House. Magazine was losing sales, so to sell more, they wanted more tits...that every 5th or 6th issue was a sex issue. All the writers were getting picked off to hollywood as the magazine failed. They discuss Doug doing a rail at 9am before a meeting. People talking about Doug being an coke addict. Chevy Chase and Doug went to Hawaii to get away for a bit, to decompress. Then Doug goes missing in Hawaii. Doug was found at the bottom of a canyon in 1980. Was it an accident, a suicide, or a drug deal gone wrong? They move into John Hughes doing Vacation, based on Vacation '58 lampoon article. They discuss the era as being the moldy bread era, just a gross out, as dark as you can get. Like a baby in a blender. So the lampoon lost most of its national sponsors. All the contributors reflect back on their years with the lampoon as a magic club, the people being important making modern comedy. A photo montage, and someone haring a story of Doug putting his dick in girls ears, at parties. Cut to black...and the holiday road song from Vacation.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I've never done coke... I can't even imagine what it would be like.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: <strong>First issue </strong>April 1970; 51 years ago</p><p>4:<strong> Final issue </strong>November 1998; 23 years ago issue 249</p><p>3: Was originally the Harvard Lampoon, established in 1876</p><p>2: Started the radio, and eventually, tv careers of Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, John belushi, Gilda Radner, Harold Ramis, etc</p><p>1: There is a 2018 film, <i>A Futile and Stupid Gesture</i>, a biography of co-founder Douglas Kenney, he was only 33 when he died.</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p> </p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Lone Survivor</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5. Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Douglas Tirola (directed and produced a bunch of documentaries)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p> Chevy Chase</p><p>John Landis</p><p>Judd Apatow</p><p>Kevin Bacon</p><p>Tim Matheson</p><p>John Goodman</p><p>Billy Bob Thornton</p><p>Meat Loaf</p><p> </p><p>Released: Jan 25, 2015</p><p> </p><p>Budget: No info</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: According to the numbers.com, had a domestic box office haul of $62,684 ($73,509 in 2021)</p><p>https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Drunk-Stoned-Brilliant-Dead-The-Story-of-the-National-Lampoon#tab=summary</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.2/10 Rotten Tomatoes 88%</p><p>Metacritic 74% Google Users 86%</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>An intro warning of explicit sexual content, and John Belushi welcoming us to National Lampoon radio, into a skit about religious jokes, and into a montage of national lampoon covers. Billy Bob Thorton talking about how the first issue spoke to him, Judd Apatow speaks about how you wanted to be those guys. John Goodman having fun. Kevin Bacon said he looked for the magazine for the boobs. More quick cuts of different celebrities talking about how awesome and engrained national lampoon is in the American Zeitgeist. John Landis explains how and why 17-20's is the best years of our lives. And how it started as the Harvard Lampoon. Some of the early writers, including Fred Gwine. Doug Kenny was a founder, a performer who wanted to write as well. Henry Beard is his opposite, very smart, mysterious and elusive. The editor of Mademoiselle magazine saw a parody of the lampoon and offered $7K for them to do one for her magazine, and a free magazine. They did parodies of time, life, and even playboy, and thought they could do a real magazine. Chevy Chase talks about in your 20's every thing is possible. They go to New York, and they were basically laughed out of most offices, until 21st Century publishers. They made a deal that in 5 years, there was a forced buyout and could mean the publishers owe them a lot of money, and started national lampoon. First hire was Michael O'Donoghue, who was not harvard, but buffalo new york. He set the tone more than anything, being very outrageous. Tony Hendra, a british comedian, , Sean kelly, candian school teacher wanted to come to New York and write for the Lampoon as well, Anne Beatts, Brian McConnachie. They talk about Cloud art studios. The early issues were messy, and the duck on the cover. After 7 issues, they dump cloud. Michael Gross was brought in as art director, against Dougs will. They had one discussion about how to empower the parody, and Doug changed his mind and the direction of the magazine changed. They started making parodies that looked like the originals.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-John Landis is right, late high school through college are the best years of your life. The maximum amount of freedom, and the minimum amount of responsibility.</p><p>-I never read national lampoon growing up, but I didn't realize it was so sexual. wow.</p><p> </p><p>They talked about everyone smoking weed, late dinners, lots of beers; they would get drunk, go home, sleep, get up and write a piece. Doug was the one who had the most ideas, pushed the envelope. Writing the letters column each month in about an hour. If someone brought an idea to Henry, he'd say "tempting" which could be good or bad. They looted culture from 1945-1970. The Vietnamese baby book. Doug came up with the photo funnies, because the audience identifies with the editors. The dog with a pistol to its head was a huge hit. They found a bunch of famous artists that had rejected art, and they could bring it to the lampoon to be what you want to be, and not edit them. They were losing money though, with no advertising. Gerod Taylor came in to sell advertising. Jose Cuervo was the first major advertiser, and the others quickly followed. A perfect storm moment of coming out of a war, and being free to talk about it. Billy Bob Thorton, talks about realizing you can tell the truth through humor. Biggest circulation was a million, estimate about 12 million readers. #1 on college campuses and #2 on magazine racks behind Cosmo. Then Doug left/disappeared. Left Henry a note saying he was done and leaving. Next, they talk about doing an album, Radio Dinner. It was successful and got nominated for a Grammy. They discuss Doug leaving, having a nervous breakdown/midlife crisis. Tony went to see him, and he was not doing well, having written 1.5 chapters into his novel...So further than Trey is on his novel. So they decided to do another album. This is where they find John Belushi. Chevy Chase talks about the urinal bit, and how they were holding themselves. The album became a 4 day show with lots of drugs. Henry was working 100 hours a week, and Doug came back very humbled. People were mad for him leaving. His novel wasn't very good and so he tossed it out the window.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The partying during the work time, sounds like Mad Men, but 10-20 years later.</p><p>-Trey, hows your novel coming along?</p><p> </p><p>A brief parody turned into a special issue, the school year book. About the just 18 people in high school. Janis Hirsch is brought in to write, being the 3rd woman. They describe Doug as the personality of the magazine. Michael had a feud with Tony because Tony slept with his girlfriend. Michael got the national lampoon radio hour. A cancellation brought John Belushi and the second city crew. They go into the ethnic issues and how they're accused of being racist. Tony says the job of a satirist is to make the people in power uncomfortable. The biggest law suit they had was Volkswagon, about an article that Ted Kennedy would be president if he drove a Volkswagon. The growth of the magazine into having actors and musicians, and more famous and popular and caused strife. Michael quit over an argument with about his girlfriend having a desk. Moving on, they discussed the National Lampoon show with many of the same people from the radio hour. Ivan Reitman talks about offering some direction and Bill Murray showing him out. John Belushi was described as the director of the group, and the rock and roll of humor. They didn't keep John Belushi on retainer, and lost them to Saturday Night Live. They discussed how the wind was sucked out of their sails. MIchael Gross leaves as art director and Peter Kleinman came in. Now the buyout comes back up, and they were owed $7.5 million. Henry left as soon as the check was cashed. Mattie the publisher didn't want to lose Doug, and told him they were making a movie based on the year book edition, that became Animal House. PJ became the editor, and while the magazine became less high brow, it was very focused. They speak about John Hughs writing for the lampoon. Very darkly sexual. The publisher got a call from a studio exec saying he loved the mag, and if they wanted to make a movie, he wanted to. They talked about how Animal House came to be, Doug being on set daily, and needing to be there, having a good time, and the drugs. And the movie became a hit. Doug then goes to California to become a director and producer, a rising star.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-They briefly go over things, and don't really go into them, like the Volkswagon thing.</p><p> </p><p>They turn to something about a disco beaver. They go into some of the new writers, and they discuss doing a article on Thurgood Marshall. They discuss the Doug Kenny movie Caddyshack, that it wasn't a lampoon movie, but it was a lampoon movie. Doug was depressed that Caddyshack wasn't as big as Animal House. Magazine was losing sales, so to sell more, they wanted more tits...that every 5th or 6th issue was a sex issue. All the writers were getting picked off to hollywood as the magazine failed. They discuss Doug doing a rail at 9am before a meeting. People talking about Doug being an coke addict. Chevy Chase and Doug went to Hawaii to get away for a bit, to decompress. Then Doug goes missing in Hawaii. Doug was found at the bottom of a canyon in 1980. Was it an accident, a suicide, or a drug deal gone wrong? They move into John Hughes doing Vacation, based on Vacation '58 lampoon article. They discuss the era as being the moldy bread era, just a gross out, as dark as you can get. Like a baby in a blender. So the lampoon lost most of its national sponsors. All the contributors reflect back on their years with the lampoon as a magic club, the people being important making modern comedy. A photo montage, and someone haring a story of Doug putting his dick in girls ears, at parties. Cut to black...and the holiday road song from Vacation.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I've never done coke... I can't even imagine what it would be like.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: <strong>First issue </strong>April 1970; 51 years ago</p><p>4:<strong> Final issue </strong>November 1998; 23 years ago issue 249</p><p>3: Was originally the Harvard Lampoon, established in 1876</p><p>2: Started the radio, and eventually, tv careers of Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, John belushi, Gilda Radner, Harold Ramis, etc</p><p>1: There is a 2018 film, <i>A Futile and Stupid Gesture</i>, a biography of co-founder Douglas Kenney, he was only 33 when he died.</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p> </p><p>1) Boondocks Saints</p><p>2) Mail Order Brides</p><p>3) Lone Survivor</p><p>4) Drunk stoned brilliant dead</p><p>5) Sandlot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. My Cousin Vinny</p><p>5. Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead. The documentary about the creation and evolution of National Lampoon. From the Harvard Lampoon, to a satirical idea for a women&apos;s magazine, into a fledgling magazine, to a national power house, that then shifts into radio, records, and finally, Animal House (among others).  With contributors such as Chevy Chase, John Landis, Judd Apatow, Kevin Bacon, Tim Matheson, John Goodman, Billy Bob Thornton, Meat Loaf; it has the Lampoon heavy hitters. Listen on as The Guys share some hilarious stories, and The Guys Review... Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>My Cousin Vinny</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Jonathan Lynn (also directed Clue and Nuns on the Run)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Joe Pesci</p><p>Ralph Macchio</p><p>Marisa Tomei</p><p>Mitchell Whitfield</p><p>Fred Gwynne (his last role before he died in 1993)</p><p> </p><p>Released: March 13, 1992</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $11M ($21.7M in 2021</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $64.1M ($126.4M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 86%</p><p>Metacritic 68% Google Users 91%</p><p> </p><p>Marisa Tomei won an academy award for best supporting actress for her role in this film.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open with a car driving down what looks to be a hot county road. THey're obviously young guys on a road trip, and they enter Alabama. They're observing some very southern sites of dirt for sale, roadside produce stands, and free manure. They stop in a gas station for cheap supplies. The boys leave and Bill realizes he accidentally stole some tuna, just then a police car pulls them over, and Stan is worried about being executed. The officer pulling them over pulls a shot gun and orders them out of the car. Cut to them being in a line up, still convinced its still about tuna. Back at the gas station the boys stopped at, there is a body on the ground and Sheriff Farley confirms someone killed Jimmy Willys. Back at the station, Sheriff Farley talks to Bill about the murder, but Bill thinks they're still talking about the tuna. Interrogating Stan, he explains why he didn't stop him. In the sheriffs office, Bill explains what happened with the tuna. When the Sheriff asks when did he shoot the clerk, and Bill finally realizes what is actually happening. They get to make their phone calls, and Bill calls his mom. He explains what he thinks is happening, how corrupt everyone is and Stan adds the KKK members and they sleep with their sisters... To no ones amusement. Bill tells Stan they have a lawyer in the family, his cousin Vinny. Cue the red car coming in town. Everyone watching and gossiping about it. They get out and as they're looking at the car, a man offers some info about mud in his tires. The boys are being taken to jail, with all the heckling you'd expect. Locked in, they don't seem to appreciate their accommodations. Stan is freaked out about becoming Bubbas sex slave... Unlike Tucker, who looked forward to it. Vinny arrives, and begins talking to Stan and it's another double misunderstanding... Vinny trying to understand what happened, Stan thinks he's there for the rape. Vinny gets pissed with Stan, and wakes up Bill, who hugs him, and Stan realizes what happened. They're in an interview room, and Stan and Bill realize Vinny has no experience and has only been practicing law for 6 weeks, after studying for the bar for 6 years, and taking it 6 times.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-They show a produce stand in the opening shots, and I definitely recognized one of them. We stop there when we head to the beach. It was the one with the peaches painted on the side of it.</p><p>-The old slush puppy machine takes me back.</p><p>-We should have a bell or an award when someone says the name of the movie IN the movie.</p><p>-Y'all ever get stuck in the mud?</p><p>-Beechum county is NOT one of Alabamas 67 counties.</p><p> </p><p>In the courthouse, Vinny is in the judges office, the judge, who notes his informal appearance, proceeds to ask him a few questions about his history. He claims to have defended the first guy arrested for the Son of Sam killings. He proceeds to tell him how his court room is treated, and that he not time for improper procedure. He gives Vinny a book about Alabama law procedure, and we cut to Vinny and Mona pulling into the roadside motel. As Mona Lisa gets out of the shower, Vinny is studying his law book, she offers to help, but he declines. They're then abruptly awaken by a steam whistle for the saw mill. They go to the diner and get "breakfast"... He questions the grits, as many non-southerners do. They arrive in court and we meet Jim Trotter III, the prosecutor, he's with the Sheriff. They start getting ready and share a knowing smile. The judge enters and asks Vinny how his clients plead. As he begins to talk, he is cut off with the Judge telling him how to address the court, questions his clothing choices. He tells him to look "lawyer-ly". He begins to explain the confusion from the shoplifting and murder charge; the judge continues to chide Vinny because he wont plead. His sarcastic response catches him a contempt of court charge, the judge sets bail for the boys, and instructs the balif to take Vinny in custody also. On the bus back to jail, the boys look distraught. Mona Lisa bails him out and they discuss the gravity of the case. They sit at a roadside bbq stand, and they continue to discuss the case, and give an analogy of learning on job about cars and rebuilding a carburetor. Mona says she was stiffed of some money after trying to hustle someone; Vinny takes exception to this and they arrive at the pool hall. Record scratch when they enter, she points out JT as the guy who didn't pay. They debate and go through options A, B, which Vinny chooses B, to kick his ass and get the money. But JT doesn't have the money, so they leave. Stan is freaking out about the arraignment and wants to get rid of Vinny. At the motel, Vinny is studying, and they argue about the dripping faucet. There is too much back and forth, but it ends up dead on balls accurate, as they argue and flirt... They kiss, and cut to the whistle waking Vinny up. Back in court, an elderly woman tells what she heard and saw as far as the shooting went, identified the boys. Next, a man tells the same story, seeing the boys and their car. Another man agrees. The sheriff reads the misunderstood confession from Bill, repeating, "I shot the clerk." Judge finds they can proceed to trial, and asks Vinny why he's not dressed appropriately, which he replies, "you were serious about that"... cut to him riding on the prison bus again. Stan is mad about the arraignment, and Lisa bails him out again. They argue about her not backing him up.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Marisa Tomei was 28 when she filmed this; Joe Pesci was 49!</p><p>-Do y'all eat grits?</p><p>-Best roadside bbq you've ever had?</p><p> </p><p>They're in a new hotel, and Vinny admits to being scared. Lisa listens and understands. They're soon awoken by screaming pigs, much to his disbelief. Stan convinces Bill to meet with the public defender. Bill meets with Vinny, to tell him he's going with a public defender as well. Vinny tells Bill how he'll win the case using a building analogy. Bill and Stan argue about using Vinny or the public defender. Bill explains why Vinny will do well, when the lights flicker as an inmate is electrocuted in ol' sparky. JT shows up telling Vinny he's got the $200, and he calls him on it being a bunch of $1s with a $20 on the outside. He goes inside and goes to bed. As he sleeps, a train comes and rattles everything, waking them up. Lisa laughs. Vinny is in Jims office, they talk about their past, why Vinny because a lawyer. Jim invites him hunting, which he agrees to. Lisa is not thrilled with it. In the car, Vinny asks for Jims files, which he gives him. Back at the hotel, he's very happy with himself getting the files. Lisa is reading the procedure book and tells him Jim had to give him the files in disclosure, which he obviously didn't know. Vinny questions the witnesses, Jim questions potential jurors. In the judges office, he questions why there is no record of him practicing law in new York, Vinny explains that he uses a stage name, Jerry Gallow, a prominent lawyer back in New York. Lisa then informs him that Jerry Gallow is dead. At Jims hunting cabin, Lisa goes off about not being able to help him, not getting married, her biological clock... Vinny shoots back about his stress too. Cut to them sleeping in the cabin when something outside starts screaming, leading Vinny to come out shooting. They are then shown sleeping in the car, and a thunder storm rolls through. In the morning, as he tries to leave, hes stuck in the mud. Getting out, he slips and falls, much like Chris when he doesn't use that walker the Dr told him to... Getting into town, JT says he's got the $200, and Vinny tackles him, taking the money. In court, they're all waiting when he enters wearing a tuxedo, which everyone laughs at. He explains why he's wearing the silly suit and they verbally spar. The trial begins.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Why does Vinny have just a deck of cards with him? And aren't you supposed to empty your pockets when you go into a jail.</p><p>-Are the defendants usually in the court when they are questioning jurors?</p><p> </p><p>Jim has his opening statement. Vinny, asleep, gives his brief opening statement that everything Jim just said is bullshit. It's stricken from the record. The public defender gets up to give his opening statement, and can't speak, even worse than me reading this script. The first witness gives his testimony about seeing the boys. The public defender asks him some questions about his eyesight, which he aces. When Vinny is questioning him, he questions him about the two Utes... which the judge questions what a ute is... Moving on, Vinny seizes on the time it takes to cook grits and his time frame. Vinny goes to jail and finally gets a good nights sleep. The second witness, Vinny shows him pictures of his view from his house and that he couldn't have seen the boys accurately. Mrs. Riley on the stand, Vinny hounds on her glasses. He demonstrates she can't see at even 50 feet. Jim calls Vinny saying he got new evidence and he should be scared. The next day, he has a federal forensic analyst in to testify. Vinny objected, which the judge overruled. He testifies the wheels and tire tracks are the same. The judge calls for a break, and tells him Jerry Gallo is dead, and the Vinny is Jerry Callo. At lunch, Lisa wants to help still, and he belittles her and the photos she took. She leaves angry, as she should. As he sits back down, he says he knows hes missing something, and the camera pans down to a photo Lisa took... Giving us viewers a clue. Vinny questions the forensic analyst, and sits down. As the judge is talking, he notices something in the photos, he asks for the sheriff to help him with something, and he tries to get Lisa in court, which she doesn't want to do. Vinny calls Lisa to the stand as an expert witness. Jim objects to Lisa and her qualifications and wants to question her. He does so, specifically asking the correct ignition timing for a 1955 bel air chevy, 327 cu in engine and a 4 barrel carburetor. She explains: <strong>SOUND BITE. </strong>Vinny submits a photo she took of the tire tracks, and he asks if the defenses case that 2 sets of guys in 2 metalic mint green 1964 buick skylark convertibles, holds water. She notices something in the photo and says the defense is wrong. She testifies the tire marks couldn't have been made by the skylark, but by a 1963 pontiac tempest. She explains: <strong>SOUND BITE. </strong>Jim questions his forensic expert, and the judge looses his patience with him, wanting to move forward. Vinny recalls the federal analyst. He confirms everything Lisa said is correct and that the buick the boys were driving couldn't have made those tracks. The sheriff comes back in teh court and nods to Vinny, who calls him to the stand. The sheriff searched for the 63 pontiac tempest, and found 2 boys were arrested in Georgia in the same car, same tires, and a 357 magnum revolver in the car. The defense rests. Jim then dismisses all charges against the boys. Elation throughout, everyone hugs, Vinny and Lisa kiss. and the judge tries to keep order. As Vinny is trying to leave quickly, everyone wants to thank and congratulate him. The judge catches him after-all, and says hes honored to shake his hand. Vinny, confused, asked Lisa what happened and she admitted calling his Judge-friend to send a fax to the judge and how good Jerry Callow is. He's upset, because he wanted to win all by himself. As they drive off, and argue about getting married or not and the credits roll.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>my cousin vinny</p><p>5. Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My Cousin Vinny</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>My Cousin Vinny</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Jonathan Lynn (also directed Clue and Nuns on the Run)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Joe Pesci</p><p>Ralph Macchio</p><p>Marisa Tomei</p><p>Mitchell Whitfield</p><p>Fred Gwynne (his last role before he died in 1993)</p><p> </p><p>Released: March 13, 1992</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $11M ($21.7M in 2021</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $64.1M ($126.4M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 86%</p><p>Metacritic 68% Google Users 91%</p><p> </p><p>Marisa Tomei won an academy award for best supporting actress for her role in this film.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open with a car driving down what looks to be a hot county road. THey're obviously young guys on a road trip, and they enter Alabama. They're observing some very southern sites of dirt for sale, roadside produce stands, and free manure. They stop in a gas station for cheap supplies. The boys leave and Bill realizes he accidentally stole some tuna, just then a police car pulls them over, and Stan is worried about being executed. The officer pulling them over pulls a shot gun and orders them out of the car. Cut to them being in a line up, still convinced its still about tuna. Back at the gas station the boys stopped at, there is a body on the ground and Sheriff Farley confirms someone killed Jimmy Willys. Back at the station, Sheriff Farley talks to Bill about the murder, but Bill thinks they're still talking about the tuna. Interrogating Stan, he explains why he didn't stop him. In the sheriffs office, Bill explains what happened with the tuna. When the Sheriff asks when did he shoot the clerk, and Bill finally realizes what is actually happening. They get to make their phone calls, and Bill calls his mom. He explains what he thinks is happening, how corrupt everyone is and Stan adds the KKK members and they sleep with their sisters... To no ones amusement. Bill tells Stan they have a lawyer in the family, his cousin Vinny. Cue the red car coming in town. Everyone watching and gossiping about it. They get out and as they're looking at the car, a man offers some info about mud in his tires. The boys are being taken to jail, with all the heckling you'd expect. Locked in, they don't seem to appreciate their accommodations. Stan is freaked out about becoming Bubbas sex slave... Unlike Tucker, who looked forward to it. Vinny arrives, and begins talking to Stan and it's another double misunderstanding... Vinny trying to understand what happened, Stan thinks he's there for the rape. Vinny gets pissed with Stan, and wakes up Bill, who hugs him, and Stan realizes what happened. They're in an interview room, and Stan and Bill realize Vinny has no experience and has only been practicing law for 6 weeks, after studying for the bar for 6 years, and taking it 6 times.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-They show a produce stand in the opening shots, and I definitely recognized one of them. We stop there when we head to the beach. It was the one with the peaches painted on the side of it.</p><p>-The old slush puppy machine takes me back.</p><p>-We should have a bell or an award when someone says the name of the movie IN the movie.</p><p>-Y'all ever get stuck in the mud?</p><p>-Beechum county is NOT one of Alabamas 67 counties.</p><p> </p><p>In the courthouse, Vinny is in the judges office, the judge, who notes his informal appearance, proceeds to ask him a few questions about his history. He claims to have defended the first guy arrested for the Son of Sam killings. He proceeds to tell him how his court room is treated, and that he not time for improper procedure. He gives Vinny a book about Alabama law procedure, and we cut to Vinny and Mona pulling into the roadside motel. As Mona Lisa gets out of the shower, Vinny is studying his law book, she offers to help, but he declines. They're then abruptly awaken by a steam whistle for the saw mill. They go to the diner and get "breakfast"... He questions the grits, as many non-southerners do. They arrive in court and we meet Jim Trotter III, the prosecutor, he's with the Sheriff. They start getting ready and share a knowing smile. The judge enters and asks Vinny how his clients plead. As he begins to talk, he is cut off with the Judge telling him how to address the court, questions his clothing choices. He tells him to look "lawyer-ly". He begins to explain the confusion from the shoplifting and murder charge; the judge continues to chide Vinny because he wont plead. His sarcastic response catches him a contempt of court charge, the judge sets bail for the boys, and instructs the balif to take Vinny in custody also. On the bus back to jail, the boys look distraught. Mona Lisa bails him out and they discuss the gravity of the case. They sit at a roadside bbq stand, and they continue to discuss the case, and give an analogy of learning on job about cars and rebuilding a carburetor. Mona says she was stiffed of some money after trying to hustle someone; Vinny takes exception to this and they arrive at the pool hall. Record scratch when they enter, she points out JT as the guy who didn't pay. They debate and go through options A, B, which Vinny chooses B, to kick his ass and get the money. But JT doesn't have the money, so they leave. Stan is freaking out about the arraignment and wants to get rid of Vinny. At the motel, Vinny is studying, and they argue about the dripping faucet. There is too much back and forth, but it ends up dead on balls accurate, as they argue and flirt... They kiss, and cut to the whistle waking Vinny up. Back in court, an elderly woman tells what she heard and saw as far as the shooting went, identified the boys. Next, a man tells the same story, seeing the boys and their car. Another man agrees. The sheriff reads the misunderstood confession from Bill, repeating, "I shot the clerk." Judge finds they can proceed to trial, and asks Vinny why he's not dressed appropriately, which he replies, "you were serious about that"... cut to him riding on the prison bus again. Stan is mad about the arraignment, and Lisa bails him out again. They argue about her not backing him up.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Marisa Tomei was 28 when she filmed this; Joe Pesci was 49!</p><p>-Do y'all eat grits?</p><p>-Best roadside bbq you've ever had?</p><p> </p><p>They're in a new hotel, and Vinny admits to being scared. Lisa listens and understands. They're soon awoken by screaming pigs, much to his disbelief. Stan convinces Bill to meet with the public defender. Bill meets with Vinny, to tell him he's going with a public defender as well. Vinny tells Bill how he'll win the case using a building analogy. Bill and Stan argue about using Vinny or the public defender. Bill explains why Vinny will do well, when the lights flicker as an inmate is electrocuted in ol' sparky. JT shows up telling Vinny he's got the $200, and he calls him on it being a bunch of $1s with a $20 on the outside. He goes inside and goes to bed. As he sleeps, a train comes and rattles everything, waking them up. Lisa laughs. Vinny is in Jims office, they talk about their past, why Vinny because a lawyer. Jim invites him hunting, which he agrees to. Lisa is not thrilled with it. In the car, Vinny asks for Jims files, which he gives him. Back at the hotel, he's very happy with himself getting the files. Lisa is reading the procedure book and tells him Jim had to give him the files in disclosure, which he obviously didn't know. Vinny questions the witnesses, Jim questions potential jurors. In the judges office, he questions why there is no record of him practicing law in new York, Vinny explains that he uses a stage name, Jerry Gallow, a prominent lawyer back in New York. Lisa then informs him that Jerry Gallow is dead. At Jims hunting cabin, Lisa goes off about not being able to help him, not getting married, her biological clock... Vinny shoots back about his stress too. Cut to them sleeping in the cabin when something outside starts screaming, leading Vinny to come out shooting. They are then shown sleeping in the car, and a thunder storm rolls through. In the morning, as he tries to leave, hes stuck in the mud. Getting out, he slips and falls, much like Chris when he doesn't use that walker the Dr told him to... Getting into town, JT says he's got the $200, and Vinny tackles him, taking the money. In court, they're all waiting when he enters wearing a tuxedo, which everyone laughs at. He explains why he's wearing the silly suit and they verbally spar. The trial begins.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Why does Vinny have just a deck of cards with him? And aren't you supposed to empty your pockets when you go into a jail.</p><p>-Are the defendants usually in the court when they are questioning jurors?</p><p> </p><p>Jim has his opening statement. Vinny, asleep, gives his brief opening statement that everything Jim just said is bullshit. It's stricken from the record. The public defender gets up to give his opening statement, and can't speak, even worse than me reading this script. The first witness gives his testimony about seeing the boys. The public defender asks him some questions about his eyesight, which he aces. When Vinny is questioning him, he questions him about the two Utes... which the judge questions what a ute is... Moving on, Vinny seizes on the time it takes to cook grits and his time frame. Vinny goes to jail and finally gets a good nights sleep. The second witness, Vinny shows him pictures of his view from his house and that he couldn't have seen the boys accurately. Mrs. Riley on the stand, Vinny hounds on her glasses. He demonstrates she can't see at even 50 feet. Jim calls Vinny saying he got new evidence and he should be scared. The next day, he has a federal forensic analyst in to testify. Vinny objected, which the judge overruled. He testifies the wheels and tire tracks are the same. The judge calls for a break, and tells him Jerry Gallo is dead, and the Vinny is Jerry Callo. At lunch, Lisa wants to help still, and he belittles her and the photos she took. She leaves angry, as she should. As he sits back down, he says he knows hes missing something, and the camera pans down to a photo Lisa took... Giving us viewers a clue. Vinny questions the forensic analyst, and sits down. As the judge is talking, he notices something in the photos, he asks for the sheriff to help him with something, and he tries to get Lisa in court, which she doesn't want to do. Vinny calls Lisa to the stand as an expert witness. Jim objects to Lisa and her qualifications and wants to question her. He does so, specifically asking the correct ignition timing for a 1955 bel air chevy, 327 cu in engine and a 4 barrel carburetor. She explains: <strong>SOUND BITE. </strong>Vinny submits a photo she took of the tire tracks, and he asks if the defenses case that 2 sets of guys in 2 metalic mint green 1964 buick skylark convertibles, holds water. She notices something in the photo and says the defense is wrong. She testifies the tire marks couldn't have been made by the skylark, but by a 1963 pontiac tempest. She explains: <strong>SOUND BITE. </strong>Jim questions his forensic expert, and the judge looses his patience with him, wanting to move forward. Vinny recalls the federal analyst. He confirms everything Lisa said is correct and that the buick the boys were driving couldn't have made those tracks. The sheriff comes back in teh court and nods to Vinny, who calls him to the stand. The sheriff searched for the 63 pontiac tempest, and found 2 boys were arrested in Georgia in the same car, same tires, and a 357 magnum revolver in the car. The defense rests. Jim then dismisses all charges against the boys. Elation throughout, everyone hugs, Vinny and Lisa kiss. and the judge tries to keep order. As Vinny is trying to leave quickly, everyone wants to thank and congratulate him. The judge catches him after-all, and says hes honored to shake his hand. Vinny, confused, asked Lisa what happened and she admitted calling his Judge-friend to send a fax to the judge and how good Jerry Callow is. He's upset, because he wanted to win all by himself. As they drive off, and argue about getting married or not and the credits roll.</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>my cousin vinny</p><p>5. Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>My Cousin Vinny</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>stephen, chris, trey, tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... My Cousin Vinny. The 1992 comedy that launched Marisa Tomei to an academy award. Two guys get arrested for murder in Alabama, and end up using the lawyer in the family, who also has never tried a case before. Does this smart comedy hold up nearly 30 years later? Or will it fall as flat as Vinny did in the Alabama mud? Find out when The Guys Review... My Cousin Vinny. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... My Cousin Vinny. The 1992 comedy that launched Marisa Tomei to an academy award. Two guys get arrested for murder in Alabama, and end up using the lawyer in the family, who also has never tried a case before. Does this smart comedy hold up nearly 30 years later? Or will it fall as flat as Vinny did in the Alabama mud? Find out when The Guys Review... My Cousin Vinny. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Fire In Paradise</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Fire In Paradise</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Zackary Canepari</p><p>Drea Cooper</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Joy Beeson</p><p>Beth Bowersox</p><p>Abbie DavisHiyori Kon</p><p> </p><p>Released: November 1, 2019 (Netflix)</p><p> </p><p>Budget: No Info</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: No Info</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 83%</p><p>Metacritic NONE Google Users 74%</p><p> </p><p><i>Fire in Paradise</i> premiered at the 2019 Telluride Film Festival. It also showed at the 2019 Hamptons International Film Festival, where it won the Audience Award for Best Short Film.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens with shots of a tranqual forest, and Paradise, California, population 26,561, cut in with home videos of people doing day-to-day activites, while a voice over gives a safety alert for fire conditions. PG&E could cut power for safety. Nov 8, 2018, 6:16am, Ray Johnson, wearing a firefighter shirt, says the news stated it was going to be windy day, and could produce fires. So he stationed himself at the water tender at Station 33, and that he felt the day didn't feel right. Cut to a call center and a woman stating that night shift is 7pm to 7am and that it was quiet that night. Beth Bowersox said a call came in around 5:30am that her supervisor took, from a PG&E employee, about a Pulga Fire. Dacia Wiliams describes laying in bed with her kid, and her mom had taken other children to school, and said they saw smoke. 7:16am, 911 calls are played about the Pulga fire. Fire fighter Sean Norman speaks about hearing calls about a fire, and how he had to get on the road to come help. Beth dispatched the fighers and named it "The Campfire" due to regulations and guidelines...and how it seemed like a normal fire, at first, but her faces drops and follows with, "it got bad, real quick." As we see video of fires and power lines. 7:19am. Driving through town, Mary Ludwig speaks about getting to school and the frenzy it was in, and how quickly the sky turned orange. Sgt. Rob Nichols talks about meeting with his partner, in their car with Ash raining down. 7:29am, calls of smoke everywhere. Beth says it still seems normal for a fire, and more calls play of people reporting smoke and fire, and are told to evacuate. Beth states a co-worker took a call for a house fire in Paradise, and she is suprised. 7:41am: the 911 call for paradise plays. 7:45 minutes start counting up and more 911 calls play of paradise residents calling in fires.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I remember hearing about this fire, but to see people who live there talk about it, its obviously very dramatic.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ofc. Nichols speaks about a spot fire in the middle of town. Cut to a house burning wildly, and flames shooting everywhere with a woman talking about her house being on fire. Dacia speaks about getting stuck in traffic; and waiting over 40 minutes, and that it's not normal. Video of a man and dog waiting in traffic. Ray talks about seeing the ploom of smoke coming at him and how eerie it was, like a monster. Cut to a shot of the smoke, and it is massive. Rays wife Jennifer talks about evacuating and seeing all her neighbors and friends around her, trying to get out, and how unreal it is. Mary speaks about kids being outside and the wind being so strong, branches were falling on fire. The kids are then evacuated on the school bus. Abbie Davis, a teacher, talks about getting on the evac bus with the kids. Mary was scared about getting on the bus with the kids, and even said she didn't want to, but did. And how the first corner they hit, there was fire and they were stuck in treaffic. Cut to video of people driving surrounded by everything on fire. Abbie speaking about being next to McDonalds and it caught on fire. And then it went completely black. Ray talks about his wife scraming and crying, cut over someone filming trying to calm people down surrounded by fire. Madeline Johnson, Ray and Jennifers daughter, talks about trying to stay calm, and being fucking brave, that she wasn't going to die. As Naoh, her brother, talks about praying, all this while showing film of someones car having flaming branches fall on it with someone scraming, and flames all over the road. More 911 calls and Beth telling people to get out, that they don't have anyone to come and help them. Joy Beeson talks about getting out with her son, and how he pushed her out of the way of a falling tree. Beth gets choked up talking about taking calls with people who are afraid and how hard it was to have to hang up and take more calls.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The timeline of the story is a little weird here for me, if everyone is evacuating, shouldn't they go get their kids too? And why were kids outside if FLAMING BRANCHES are literally falling from the sky?</p><p>-That bit with Madeline... man... That got me. Esp with the footage they played. Like, obviously they survived...but my God. The fear.</p><p> </p><p>9:35am. Abbie and Mary speak about the exit ramp being on fire, and the first feeling of deep hopelessness. The kids started falling asleep, so they created some homemade filters. Abbie tells Mary she doesn't think they're going to get out. They prayed, and they prayed to die of smoke inhalation, and went back to work. 10:42am. Nichols talks about getting to Clark and Skyway, and how bad of an intersection it is. Total gridlock. And the firewall is coming straight at them. A video of Nichols talking to a guy in a car telling him they're stuck, and the man looks scared and asks if they're going to be ok. They then start telling everyone to abandon their cars and evacuate on foot. Joy tells of balls of flame, like from the bible, falling around them. They cut to video of a fire tornado. They move everyone to a large parking lot. Sean talks about realizing they're not going to be able to put this fire out. So they start breaking into buildings to put people in them, as the field behind it was a propane strage field, and they started to explode. Sean described it as war. Dacia tells how the fire fighters told them they're surrounded, and the only way to survive would be laying down on the concrete. She speaks about prying with her child under a blanket for hours. Finally, the front passed and they were bussed out. Norman tells of driving around, trying to get people out of their houses, as embers are flying and catching more on fire, and they were refusing. So they took them, and wouldn't let them go back when their dog ran off. He knew he wouldn't make it through the fire front, so he started looked for somewhere to go, but there was nothing. So he drove straight into and through the fire front and survived. He gets choked up talking about surviving, and that those people probably hate him, but they're alive to hate him.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Speaking of the part where they prayed they would die of smoke inhalation: have you ever had an instance where you thought you could die?</p><p>-The people being alive to hate him... How ungrateful</p><p> </p><p>Shots of burnt out cars, melted cars, burned homes, and some chairs, as avoice over says its been contained 3 weeks later. A flyover shot of where homes once stood, just burned ashes and some reminants where walls once were; as news casters discuss fatalities, and missing persons. We see video of a man walking to a car, telling how he knew the person inside who died, and we see a skeleton; he says he's sorry, buddy. In a meeting, people are being briefed about going out and finding missing people and giving closure to familes. The largest ever search and rescue operation in California. Norman talks about how it was a very unprecidented fire, and fire behavior. He speaks of all the fires that have occured in California and how bad they've been, mass descrution, not being able to control them, fire fighters being trapped and killed. He said the climate has been part of the problem. Ray is cutting down a burned tree, in front of what used to be his house, with only a chimney standing. Jennifer says it's like death and a greeving process. Ray wants to see everything rebuilt, but that it's not the same. Durham, CA, in a temporary school for Paradise students, Mary is teaching. And speaks about being on the bus for 6 hours. We see some drawings the kids have done, and how sad they are. Mary says shes scared to go back. She walks through the burned out school in awe. We see a burnt out forrest, whit some home videos playing over it of happier times. Dacias kids tell her they just want to go home... but she is afraid of what the road would look like. Nichols talks about how there isn't enough housing for all the residents, and we see Joy in some sort of tent/housing. Beth says she hasn't been back to Paradise because of how many people died and are missing, but trying to figure out where to go and what to do next. She's worried people will forget with more disasters. Shes visably shaken. It cuts to black, and texts that reads: the camp fire killed 85 people, making it the dealiest wildfire in the United States in over 100 years. End title card, cut to black, and roll credits, as they display pictures of what I assume are victims of the fire.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-There is a shot where Mary is walking out from the burned out school, and a mural on the wall of Where the Sidewalk Ends... Kind of apropos, considering. A lot of things ended, but there can still be life and happiness, like the poems from Shel Silverstien.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein</strong></p><p>There is a place where the sidewalk ends</p><p>And before the street begins,</p><p>And there the grass grows soft and white,</p><p>And there the sun burns crimson bright,</p><p>And there the moon-bird rests from his flight</p><p>To cool in the peppermint wind.</p><p> </p><p>Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black</p><p>And the dark street winds and bends.</p><p>Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow</p><p>We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,</p><p>And watch where the chalk-white arrows go</p><p>To the place where the sidewalk ends.</p><p> </p><p>Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,</p><p>And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,</p><p>For the children, they mark, and the children, they know</p><p>The place where the sidewalk ends.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: The <strong>Camp Fire</strong> was the deadliest and most destructive wildfire in California's history, and the most expensive natural disaster in the world in 2018 in terms of insured losses. 85 deaths, 18,804 buildings destroyed, $16.65B in 2018.</p><p>4: Ignited by a faulty electric transmission line on Nov 8, 2018,</p><p>3: Paradise, which typically sees five inches of autumn rain by November 12, had only received one-seventh of an inch by that date in 2018.</p><p>2: Burned 153,336 acres or 240 square miles</p><p>1: The fire reached 100 percent containment after seventeen days on November 25</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fire In Paradise</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Fire In Paradise</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Zackary Canepari</p><p>Drea Cooper</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Joy Beeson</p><p>Beth Bowersox</p><p>Abbie DavisHiyori Kon</p><p> </p><p>Released: November 1, 2019 (Netflix)</p><p> </p><p>Budget: No Info</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: No Info</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 83%</p><p>Metacritic NONE Google Users 74%</p><p> </p><p><i>Fire in Paradise</i> premiered at the 2019 Telluride Film Festival. It also showed at the 2019 Hamptons International Film Festival, where it won the Audience Award for Best Short Film.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens with shots of a tranqual forest, and Paradise, California, population 26,561, cut in with home videos of people doing day-to-day activites, while a voice over gives a safety alert for fire conditions. PG&E could cut power for safety. Nov 8, 2018, 6:16am, Ray Johnson, wearing a firefighter shirt, says the news stated it was going to be windy day, and could produce fires. So he stationed himself at the water tender at Station 33, and that he felt the day didn't feel right. Cut to a call center and a woman stating that night shift is 7pm to 7am and that it was quiet that night. Beth Bowersox said a call came in around 5:30am that her supervisor took, from a PG&E employee, about a Pulga Fire. Dacia Wiliams describes laying in bed with her kid, and her mom had taken other children to school, and said they saw smoke. 7:16am, 911 calls are played about the Pulga fire. Fire fighter Sean Norman speaks about hearing calls about a fire, and how he had to get on the road to come help. Beth dispatched the fighers and named it "The Campfire" due to regulations and guidelines...and how it seemed like a normal fire, at first, but her faces drops and follows with, "it got bad, real quick." As we see video of fires and power lines. 7:19am. Driving through town, Mary Ludwig speaks about getting to school and the frenzy it was in, and how quickly the sky turned orange. Sgt. Rob Nichols talks about meeting with his partner, in their car with Ash raining down. 7:29am, calls of smoke everywhere. Beth says it still seems normal for a fire, and more calls play of people reporting smoke and fire, and are told to evacuate. Beth states a co-worker took a call for a house fire in Paradise, and she is suprised. 7:41am: the 911 call for paradise plays. 7:45 minutes start counting up and more 911 calls play of paradise residents calling in fires.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I remember hearing about this fire, but to see people who live there talk about it, its obviously very dramatic.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ofc. Nichols speaks about a spot fire in the middle of town. Cut to a house burning wildly, and flames shooting everywhere with a woman talking about her house being on fire. Dacia speaks about getting stuck in traffic; and waiting over 40 minutes, and that it's not normal. Video of a man and dog waiting in traffic. Ray talks about seeing the ploom of smoke coming at him and how eerie it was, like a monster. Cut to a shot of the smoke, and it is massive. Rays wife Jennifer talks about evacuating and seeing all her neighbors and friends around her, trying to get out, and how unreal it is. Mary speaks about kids being outside and the wind being so strong, branches were falling on fire. The kids are then evacuated on the school bus. Abbie Davis, a teacher, talks about getting on the evac bus with the kids. Mary was scared about getting on the bus with the kids, and even said she didn't want to, but did. And how the first corner they hit, there was fire and they were stuck in treaffic. Cut to video of people driving surrounded by everything on fire. Abbie speaking about being next to McDonalds and it caught on fire. And then it went completely black. Ray talks about his wife scraming and crying, cut over someone filming trying to calm people down surrounded by fire. Madeline Johnson, Ray and Jennifers daughter, talks about trying to stay calm, and being fucking brave, that she wasn't going to die. As Naoh, her brother, talks about praying, all this while showing film of someones car having flaming branches fall on it with someone scraming, and flames all over the road. More 911 calls and Beth telling people to get out, that they don't have anyone to come and help them. Joy Beeson talks about getting out with her son, and how he pushed her out of the way of a falling tree. Beth gets choked up talking about taking calls with people who are afraid and how hard it was to have to hang up and take more calls.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The timeline of the story is a little weird here for me, if everyone is evacuating, shouldn't they go get their kids too? And why were kids outside if FLAMING BRANCHES are literally falling from the sky?</p><p>-That bit with Madeline... man... That got me. Esp with the footage they played. Like, obviously they survived...but my God. The fear.</p><p> </p><p>9:35am. Abbie and Mary speak about the exit ramp being on fire, and the first feeling of deep hopelessness. The kids started falling asleep, so they created some homemade filters. Abbie tells Mary she doesn't think they're going to get out. They prayed, and they prayed to die of smoke inhalation, and went back to work. 10:42am. Nichols talks about getting to Clark and Skyway, and how bad of an intersection it is. Total gridlock. And the firewall is coming straight at them. A video of Nichols talking to a guy in a car telling him they're stuck, and the man looks scared and asks if they're going to be ok. They then start telling everyone to abandon their cars and evacuate on foot. Joy tells of balls of flame, like from the bible, falling around them. They cut to video of a fire tornado. They move everyone to a large parking lot. Sean talks about realizing they're not going to be able to put this fire out. So they start breaking into buildings to put people in them, as the field behind it was a propane strage field, and they started to explode. Sean described it as war. Dacia tells how the fire fighters told them they're surrounded, and the only way to survive would be laying down on the concrete. She speaks about prying with her child under a blanket for hours. Finally, the front passed and they were bussed out. Norman tells of driving around, trying to get people out of their houses, as embers are flying and catching more on fire, and they were refusing. So they took them, and wouldn't let them go back when their dog ran off. He knew he wouldn't make it through the fire front, so he started looked for somewhere to go, but there was nothing. So he drove straight into and through the fire front and survived. He gets choked up talking about surviving, and that those people probably hate him, but they're alive to hate him.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Speaking of the part where they prayed they would die of smoke inhalation: have you ever had an instance where you thought you could die?</p><p>-The people being alive to hate him... How ungrateful</p><p> </p><p>Shots of burnt out cars, melted cars, burned homes, and some chairs, as avoice over says its been contained 3 weeks later. A flyover shot of where homes once stood, just burned ashes and some reminants where walls once were; as news casters discuss fatalities, and missing persons. We see video of a man walking to a car, telling how he knew the person inside who died, and we see a skeleton; he says he's sorry, buddy. In a meeting, people are being briefed about going out and finding missing people and giving closure to familes. The largest ever search and rescue operation in California. Norman talks about how it was a very unprecidented fire, and fire behavior. He speaks of all the fires that have occured in California and how bad they've been, mass descrution, not being able to control them, fire fighters being trapped and killed. He said the climate has been part of the problem. Ray is cutting down a burned tree, in front of what used to be his house, with only a chimney standing. Jennifer says it's like death and a greeving process. Ray wants to see everything rebuilt, but that it's not the same. Durham, CA, in a temporary school for Paradise students, Mary is teaching. And speaks about being on the bus for 6 hours. We see some drawings the kids have done, and how sad they are. Mary says shes scared to go back. She walks through the burned out school in awe. We see a burnt out forrest, whit some home videos playing over it of happier times. Dacias kids tell her they just want to go home... but she is afraid of what the road would look like. Nichols talks about how there isn't enough housing for all the residents, and we see Joy in some sort of tent/housing. Beth says she hasn't been back to Paradise because of how many people died and are missing, but trying to figure out where to go and what to do next. She's worried people will forget with more disasters. Shes visably shaken. It cuts to black, and texts that reads: the camp fire killed 85 people, making it the dealiest wildfire in the United States in over 100 years. End title card, cut to black, and roll credits, as they display pictures of what I assume are victims of the fire.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-There is a shot where Mary is walking out from the burned out school, and a mural on the wall of Where the Sidewalk Ends... Kind of apropos, considering. A lot of things ended, but there can still be life and happiness, like the poems from Shel Silverstien.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein</strong></p><p>There is a place where the sidewalk ends</p><p>And before the street begins,</p><p>And there the grass grows soft and white,</p><p>And there the sun burns crimson bright,</p><p>And there the moon-bird rests from his flight</p><p>To cool in the peppermint wind.</p><p> </p><p>Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black</p><p>And the dark street winds and bends.</p><p>Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow</p><p>We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,</p><p>And watch where the chalk-white arrows go</p><p>To the place where the sidewalk ends.</p><p> </p><p>Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,</p><p>And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,</p><p>For the children, they mark, and the children, they know</p><p>The place where the sidewalk ends.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: The <strong>Camp Fire</strong> was the deadliest and most destructive wildfire in California's history, and the most expensive natural disaster in the world in 2018 in terms of insured losses. 85 deaths, 18,804 buildings destroyed, $16.65B in 2018.</p><p>4: Ignited by a faulty electric transmission line on Nov 8, 2018,</p><p>3: Paradise, which typically sees five inches of autumn rain by November 12, had only received one-seventh of an inch by that date in 2018.</p><p>2: Burned 153,336 acres or 240 square miles</p><p>1: The fire reached 100 percent containment after seventeen days on November 25</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Fire in Paradise</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Fire in Paradise. The 2019 documentary about the 2018 Camp Fire in California; the deadliest and most destructive wildfire in California&apos;s history. The documentary takes us through the start of the fire, how some of the survivors made it through, and the impact it&apos;s had on their lives since. Gut wrenching loss and perseverance of the human spirit as The Guys Review... Fire in Paradise. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Fire in Paradise. The 2019 documentary about the 2018 Camp Fire in California; the deadliest and most destructive wildfire in California&apos;s history. The documentary takes us through the start of the fire, how some of the survivors made it through, and the impact it&apos;s had on their lives since. Gut wrenching loss and perseverance of the human spirit as The Guys Review... Fire in Paradise. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>The Eagles, Hotel California (Album)</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Hotel California</strong></p><p> </p><p>Recorded/Produced by Bill Szymczyk (Simzik) between March and October, 1976</p><p> </p><p>The Eagles (for this album)  </p><p>Don Felder </p><p>Glenn Frey </p><p>Don Henley </p><p>Randy Meisner (last album)</p><p>Joe Walsh (first album, replaced founding member Bernie Leadon)</p><p> </p><p>Released: December 8th, 1976</p><p> </p><p>No budget info.</p><p> </p><p>Did find that the writes of the song, Hotel California, Don Felder is reportedly worth over $60M in 2021. Don Henley is reportedly worth $250M, Glenn Frey (who passed in 2016) was worth a reported $120M.</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   RYM (Rate Your Music) 3.31/5; Google Users 93%</p><p> </p><p>At the 20th Grammy Awards in 1978, the Eagles won a Grammy Award for the single "Hotel California", which won Record of the Year, and for "New Kid in Town," for best arrangement for voices. The album was nominated for Album of the Year but lost to Fleetwood Mac's <i>Rumours</i>. Three singles were released from the album, with two topping the <i>Billboard</i> Hot 100, "New Kid in Town" and "Hotel California", while "Life in the Fast Lane" reached No. 11.</p><p> </p><p><i>Hotel California</i> is the 7th best-selling albums of all time. It has been certified 26× Platinum in the US, and has sold over 32 million copies worldwide, making it the band's best-selling album after <i>Their Greatest Hits (1971–1975)</i>. It has been ranked as one of the greatest albums of all time. In 2003 and 2012, it was ranked number 37 on <i>Rolling Stone</i>'s list of "The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time". A 40th anniversary special edition of <i>Hotel California</i> was released in November 2017.</p><p> </p><p>The first song written for the album was "Hotel California", which became the theme for the album. Henley said the themes of the songs on the album:</p><p>"They're the same themes that run through all of our work: loss of innocence, the cost of naiveté, the perils of fame, of excess; exploration of the dark underbelly of the American dream, idealism realized and idealism thwarted, illusion versus reality, the difficulties of balancing loving relationships and work, trying to square the conflicting relationship between business and art; the corruption in politics, the fading away of the Sixties dream of "peace, love and understanding."</p><p> </p><p>On the title "Hotel California", Henley said that "the word, 'California,' carries with it all kinds of connotations, powerful imagery, mystique, etc., that fires the imaginations of people in all corners of the globe. There's a built-in mythology that comes with that word, an American cultural mythology that has been created by both the film and the music industry." In an interview with the Dutch magazine <i>ZigZag</i> shortly before the album's release, Don Henley said:</p><p>"This is a concept album, there's no way to hide it, but it's not set in the old West, the cowboy thing, you know. It's more urban this time (…) It's our bicentennial year, you know, the country is 200 years old, so we figured since we are the Eagles and the Eagle is our national symbol, that we were obliged to make some kind of a little bicentennial statement using California as a microcosm of the whole United States, or the whole world, if you will, and to try to wake people up and say 'We've been okay so far, for 200 years, but we're gonna have to change if we're gonna continue to be around.'"</p><p> </p><p>First time you heard the album?</p><p> </p><p>Album:</p><p>Original Lineup (which was changed with the 40th anniversary bonus disc, Live at the LA Forum recording)</p><p> </p><p>"Hotel California" Written by: Don Felder Don Henley Glenn Frey. Vocals: Don Henley Length: 6:30 (Second single, Feb 22, 77)</p><p>-Possibly the most iconic music intro of all time. So good, and so classic.</p><p>-Love the story it tells; it always reminded me of The Shining. As stated, its supposed to feel like an episode of The Twilight Zone.</p><p>-It's such a journey through the whole song, obviously of over indulgence and learning</p><p>-the Eagles themselves describing the song as their "interpretation of the high life in Los Angeles". In the 2013 documentary <i>History of the Eagles</i>, Henley said that the song was about "a journey from innocence to experience ... that's all".</p><p>-Henley reiterated:</p><p>On just about every album we made, there was some kind of commentary on the music business, and on American culture in general. The hotel itself could be taken as a metaphor not only for the myth-making of Southern California, but for the myth-making that is the American Dream, because it is a fine line between the American Dream, and the American nightmare.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"New Kid in Town" Written by: Henley, Frey, J.D. Souther, Vocals: Glenn ,Frey, Length: 5:04 (First single released, Dec 7, 76)</p><p> </p><p>-I always thought this had a Jimmy Buffet vibe, seems to be about love, loss, and moving on.</p><p>-Souther said, “It’s about the fleeting, fickle nature of love and romance,” he said. “It’s also about the fleeting nature of fame, especially in the music business. We were basically saying, ‘Look, we know we’re red hot right now but we also know that somebody’s going to come along and replace us—both in music and in love.”</p><p> </p><p>"Life in the Fast Lane" Written by: Henley, Frey, Joe Walsh, Vocals: Henley, Length: 4:46 (3rd single, May 3, 77)</p><p> </p><p>-Epic intro riff. Such a damn fun song. Obviously about, well, life in the fast lane, and its consequences.</p><p>-Surprised they dropped a 'GD' in '76</p><p>-Frey said, “I was riding shotgun in a Corvette with a drug dealer on the way to a poker game. The next thing I know we’re doing 90. Holding! Big-Time! I say ‘Hey man!’ He grins and goes ‘Life in the fast lane!’ I thought, ‘Now there’s a song title,’” Frey explained in the 2013 documentary, <i>History of the Eagles</i>.</p><p>Guitarist Joe Walsh once said, “Life in the Fast Lane” embodies the stereotypical Los Angeles spirit and the “‘’run around in your Porsche’ 24-hour boogie mode that unfortunately is too true for a lot of people,”</p><p> </p><p>"Wasted Time" Written by: Henley, Frey, Vocals: Henley, Length: 4:55</p><p> </p><p>-Intro kinda sounds like desperado. Seems to be about starting over, moving on, new relationships; after a long one, or just being older.</p><p>-Seems like an early version of a power ballad (like 80's rock bands did)</p><p>-Frey said, “I loved all the records coming out of Philadelphia at that time. I sent for some sheet music so I could learn some of those songs, and I started creating my own musical ideas with that Philly influence. Don was our Teddy Pendergrass (a soul singer). He could stand out there all alone and just wail. We did a big Philly-type production with strings — definitely not country-rock. You’re not going to find that track on a Crosby, Stills & Nash record or Beach Boys record. Don’s singing abilities stretched so many of our boundaries. He could sing the phone book. It didn’t matter.”</p><p> </p><p><strong>Side two</strong></p><p> </p><p>"Wasted Time" (Reprise) Written by: Henley, Frey, Jim Ed Norman, No Vocals: <i>instrumental, Length: </i>1:22</p><p>-A purely musical piece continuing the mood and feeling of the previous track.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"Victim of Love" Written by: Felder, Henley, Frey, Souther, Vocals: Henley, Length: 4:11</p><p>-Back to that rock/country sound/tone hard on this one.</p><p>-Seems to be pretty surface level theme; someone was wronged by a ex-love and possibly revenge motive</p><p>-Don Felder, explained: "We were trying to move in a heavier direction, away from country rock. And so I wrote 16 or 17 song ideas, kind of in a more rock and roll direction, and 'Victim of Love' was one of those songs. I remember we went in the studio and we recorded it live with five guys playing. The only thing that wasn't played in a live session was the lead vocal and harmony on the choruses. Everything else was recorded live."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"Pretty Maids All in a Row" Written by: Walsh, Joe Vitale, Vocals: Joe Walsh, Length: 4:05</p><p>-Another piano intro like New Kid In Town. Definitely a reminiscent song... Growing up, moving on, and looking back.</p><p>-It's a quick song, very etherical.</p><p>-Who are the “pretty maids” the singer talks about? Some analysts believe that the reunited friends in question are actually former lovers (actually a married couple who are now divorced). Now, the couple, having met each other again after a long time, find themselves swimming through memories from their wedding day. Hence the row of beautiful maids.</p><p>Some Eagles fans also believe the maids in question are actually the girls The Eagles normally saw lingering outside their hotel rooms whenever they finished performing a show. So the band members are basically reminiscing about those interesting days.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"Try and Love Again" Written by: Randy Meisner, Vocals: Randy Meisner, Length: 5:10</p><p>-Its more light than the others. It's about fond memories, and looking ahead. Loving again after heartbreak. Having a positive outlook after sadness. (Mattox)</p><p>-Its definitely a different sound than the other songs, but in a good way.</p><p>-The lyrics are earnest. The lyrics express a man trying to overcome feeling of doubt concerning getting back out there after a breakup. Will I be able to love again? Is it even worth it? Will I end up hurting more? </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"The Last Resort" Written by: Henley, Frey, Vocals: Henley, Length: 5:16</p><p>-It's definitely a heartfelt song about destruction.</p><p>-It is a huge statement about development and environmentalism.</p><p>-Henley said: "The Last Resort, on <strong>Hotel California</strong>, is still one of my favorite songs... That's because I care more about the environment than about writing songs about drugs or love affairs or excesses of any kind. The gist of the song was that when we find something good, we destroy it by our presence - by the very fact that man is the only animal on earth that is capable of destroying his environment. The environment is the reason I got into politics: to try to do something about what I saw as the complete destruction of most of the resources that we have left. We have mortgaged our future for gain and greed."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**BONUS**: </strong></i>Seven Bridges Road: Written by Steve Young (1969):</p><p>-Never really listened to the lyrics, but this song takes you on a journey. It's incredible.</p><p>-Inspired by a rural thoroughfare in Alabama that leads from Georgiana to the Oakwood Annex Cemetery in Montgomery (final resting place of Hank Williams), the song weds an unforgettable melody with lyrics that are hauntingly specific:</p><p><i>“There are stars in the southern sky/Southward as you go.”</i></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie (From Ultimate Classic Rock </strong></i>https://ultimateclassicrock.com/eagles-hotel-california-facts/)<i><strong>: </strong></i></p><p>5: Don Felder did not expect Hotel California to be a hit because of the length, and it's composition</p><p>4: The working title was “Mexican Reggae," given by Don Henley</p><p>3: When it came time to record the song, Don Felder had forgotten what he’d written. he had to have his maid at home play the song over the phone and put it back together, since it had been a year since he composed it and they recorded.</p><p>2: There are countless theories as to the architectural inspiration behind "Hotel California," Eagles maintained the song was always an overarching metaphor for the fleeting materialism and wealth of California, but fans began to wonder if a real-life hotel had inspired the song, ranging from local psychiatric hospitals to Aleister Crowley's mansion in Scotland to the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.</p><p>1: The photo on the album cover nearly got the band sued. According to Henley, "We were enamored with hotels...Hotels were a big part of our lives. The Beverly Hills Hotel had become something of a focal point — literally and symbolically. I’ve always been interested in architecture and the language of architecture, and, at that time, I was particularly keen on the mission style of early California. I thought there was a certain mystery and romance about it." When word finally got out which hotel it was, and as the album soared on the charts, the Beverly Hotel threatened with a cease-and-desist, but then backed off after they noticed their bookings had tripled.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. 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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Eagles, Hotel California (Album)</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Hotel California</strong></p><p> </p><p>Recorded/Produced by Bill Szymczyk (Simzik) between March and October, 1976</p><p> </p><p>The Eagles (for this album)  </p><p>Don Felder </p><p>Glenn Frey </p><p>Don Henley </p><p>Randy Meisner (last album)</p><p>Joe Walsh (first album, replaced founding member Bernie Leadon)</p><p> </p><p>Released: December 8th, 1976</p><p> </p><p>No budget info.</p><p> </p><p>Did find that the writes of the song, Hotel California, Don Felder is reportedly worth over $60M in 2021. Don Henley is reportedly worth $250M, Glenn Frey (who passed in 2016) was worth a reported $120M.</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   RYM (Rate Your Music) 3.31/5; Google Users 93%</p><p> </p><p>At the 20th Grammy Awards in 1978, the Eagles won a Grammy Award for the single "Hotel California", which won Record of the Year, and for "New Kid in Town," for best arrangement for voices. The album was nominated for Album of the Year but lost to Fleetwood Mac's <i>Rumours</i>. Three singles were released from the album, with two topping the <i>Billboard</i> Hot 100, "New Kid in Town" and "Hotel California", while "Life in the Fast Lane" reached No. 11.</p><p> </p><p><i>Hotel California</i> is the 7th best-selling albums of all time. It has been certified 26× Platinum in the US, and has sold over 32 million copies worldwide, making it the band's best-selling album after <i>Their Greatest Hits (1971–1975)</i>. It has been ranked as one of the greatest albums of all time. In 2003 and 2012, it was ranked number 37 on <i>Rolling Stone</i>'s list of "The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time". A 40th anniversary special edition of <i>Hotel California</i> was released in November 2017.</p><p> </p><p>The first song written for the album was "Hotel California", which became the theme for the album. Henley said the themes of the songs on the album:</p><p>"They're the same themes that run through all of our work: loss of innocence, the cost of naiveté, the perils of fame, of excess; exploration of the dark underbelly of the American dream, idealism realized and idealism thwarted, illusion versus reality, the difficulties of balancing loving relationships and work, trying to square the conflicting relationship between business and art; the corruption in politics, the fading away of the Sixties dream of "peace, love and understanding."</p><p> </p><p>On the title "Hotel California", Henley said that "the word, 'California,' carries with it all kinds of connotations, powerful imagery, mystique, etc., that fires the imaginations of people in all corners of the globe. There's a built-in mythology that comes with that word, an American cultural mythology that has been created by both the film and the music industry." In an interview with the Dutch magazine <i>ZigZag</i> shortly before the album's release, Don Henley said:</p><p>"This is a concept album, there's no way to hide it, but it's not set in the old West, the cowboy thing, you know. It's more urban this time (…) It's our bicentennial year, you know, the country is 200 years old, so we figured since we are the Eagles and the Eagle is our national symbol, that we were obliged to make some kind of a little bicentennial statement using California as a microcosm of the whole United States, or the whole world, if you will, and to try to wake people up and say 'We've been okay so far, for 200 years, but we're gonna have to change if we're gonna continue to be around.'"</p><p> </p><p>First time you heard the album?</p><p> </p><p>Album:</p><p>Original Lineup (which was changed with the 40th anniversary bonus disc, Live at the LA Forum recording)</p><p> </p><p>"Hotel California" Written by: Don Felder Don Henley Glenn Frey. Vocals: Don Henley Length: 6:30 (Second single, Feb 22, 77)</p><p>-Possibly the most iconic music intro of all time. So good, and so classic.</p><p>-Love the story it tells; it always reminded me of The Shining. As stated, its supposed to feel like an episode of The Twilight Zone.</p><p>-It's such a journey through the whole song, obviously of over indulgence and learning</p><p>-the Eagles themselves describing the song as their "interpretation of the high life in Los Angeles". In the 2013 documentary <i>History of the Eagles</i>, Henley said that the song was about "a journey from innocence to experience ... that's all".</p><p>-Henley reiterated:</p><p>On just about every album we made, there was some kind of commentary on the music business, and on American culture in general. The hotel itself could be taken as a metaphor not only for the myth-making of Southern California, but for the myth-making that is the American Dream, because it is a fine line between the American Dream, and the American nightmare.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"New Kid in Town" Written by: Henley, Frey, J.D. Souther, Vocals: Glenn ,Frey, Length: 5:04 (First single released, Dec 7, 76)</p><p> </p><p>-I always thought this had a Jimmy Buffet vibe, seems to be about love, loss, and moving on.</p><p>-Souther said, “It’s about the fleeting, fickle nature of love and romance,” he said. “It’s also about the fleeting nature of fame, especially in the music business. We were basically saying, ‘Look, we know we’re red hot right now but we also know that somebody’s going to come along and replace us—both in music and in love.”</p><p> </p><p>"Life in the Fast Lane" Written by: Henley, Frey, Joe Walsh, Vocals: Henley, Length: 4:46 (3rd single, May 3, 77)</p><p> </p><p>-Epic intro riff. Such a damn fun song. Obviously about, well, life in the fast lane, and its consequences.</p><p>-Surprised they dropped a 'GD' in '76</p><p>-Frey said, “I was riding shotgun in a Corvette with a drug dealer on the way to a poker game. The next thing I know we’re doing 90. Holding! Big-Time! I say ‘Hey man!’ He grins and goes ‘Life in the fast lane!’ I thought, ‘Now there’s a song title,’” Frey explained in the 2013 documentary, <i>History of the Eagles</i>.</p><p>Guitarist Joe Walsh once said, “Life in the Fast Lane” embodies the stereotypical Los Angeles spirit and the “‘’run around in your Porsche’ 24-hour boogie mode that unfortunately is too true for a lot of people,”</p><p> </p><p>"Wasted Time" Written by: Henley, Frey, Vocals: Henley, Length: 4:55</p><p> </p><p>-Intro kinda sounds like desperado. Seems to be about starting over, moving on, new relationships; after a long one, or just being older.</p><p>-Seems like an early version of a power ballad (like 80's rock bands did)</p><p>-Frey said, “I loved all the records coming out of Philadelphia at that time. I sent for some sheet music so I could learn some of those songs, and I started creating my own musical ideas with that Philly influence. Don was our Teddy Pendergrass (a soul singer). He could stand out there all alone and just wail. We did a big Philly-type production with strings — definitely not country-rock. You’re not going to find that track on a Crosby, Stills & Nash record or Beach Boys record. Don’s singing abilities stretched so many of our boundaries. He could sing the phone book. It didn’t matter.”</p><p> </p><p><strong>Side two</strong></p><p> </p><p>"Wasted Time" (Reprise) Written by: Henley, Frey, Jim Ed Norman, No Vocals: <i>instrumental, Length: </i>1:22</p><p>-A purely musical piece continuing the mood and feeling of the previous track.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"Victim of Love" Written by: Felder, Henley, Frey, Souther, Vocals: Henley, Length: 4:11</p><p>-Back to that rock/country sound/tone hard on this one.</p><p>-Seems to be pretty surface level theme; someone was wronged by a ex-love and possibly revenge motive</p><p>-Don Felder, explained: "We were trying to move in a heavier direction, away from country rock. And so I wrote 16 or 17 song ideas, kind of in a more rock and roll direction, and 'Victim of Love' was one of those songs. I remember we went in the studio and we recorded it live with five guys playing. The only thing that wasn't played in a live session was the lead vocal and harmony on the choruses. Everything else was recorded live."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"Pretty Maids All in a Row" Written by: Walsh, Joe Vitale, Vocals: Joe Walsh, Length: 4:05</p><p>-Another piano intro like New Kid In Town. Definitely a reminiscent song... Growing up, moving on, and looking back.</p><p>-It's a quick song, very etherical.</p><p>-Who are the “pretty maids” the singer talks about? Some analysts believe that the reunited friends in question are actually former lovers (actually a married couple who are now divorced). Now, the couple, having met each other again after a long time, find themselves swimming through memories from their wedding day. Hence the row of beautiful maids.</p><p>Some Eagles fans also believe the maids in question are actually the girls The Eagles normally saw lingering outside their hotel rooms whenever they finished performing a show. So the band members are basically reminiscing about those interesting days.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"Try and Love Again" Written by: Randy Meisner, Vocals: Randy Meisner, Length: 5:10</p><p>-Its more light than the others. It's about fond memories, and looking ahead. Loving again after heartbreak. Having a positive outlook after sadness. (Mattox)</p><p>-Its definitely a different sound than the other songs, but in a good way.</p><p>-The lyrics are earnest. The lyrics express a man trying to overcome feeling of doubt concerning getting back out there after a breakup. Will I be able to love again? Is it even worth it? Will I end up hurting more? </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"The Last Resort" Written by: Henley, Frey, Vocals: Henley, Length: 5:16</p><p>-It's definitely a heartfelt song about destruction.</p><p>-It is a huge statement about development and environmentalism.</p><p>-Henley said: "The Last Resort, on <strong>Hotel California</strong>, is still one of my favorite songs... That's because I care more about the environment than about writing songs about drugs or love affairs or excesses of any kind. The gist of the song was that when we find something good, we destroy it by our presence - by the very fact that man is the only animal on earth that is capable of destroying his environment. The environment is the reason I got into politics: to try to do something about what I saw as the complete destruction of most of the resources that we have left. We have mortgaged our future for gain and greed."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**BONUS**: </strong></i>Seven Bridges Road: Written by Steve Young (1969):</p><p>-Never really listened to the lyrics, but this song takes you on a journey. It's incredible.</p><p>-Inspired by a rural thoroughfare in Alabama that leads from Georgiana to the Oakwood Annex Cemetery in Montgomery (final resting place of Hank Williams), the song weds an unforgettable melody with lyrics that are hauntingly specific:</p><p><i>“There are stars in the southern sky/Southward as you go.”</i></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie (From Ultimate Classic Rock </strong></i>https://ultimateclassicrock.com/eagles-hotel-california-facts/)<i><strong>: </strong></i></p><p>5: Don Felder did not expect Hotel California to be a hit because of the length, and it's composition</p><p>4: The working title was “Mexican Reggae," given by Don Henley</p><p>3: When it came time to record the song, Don Felder had forgotten what he’d written. he had to have his maid at home play the song over the phone and put it back together, since it had been a year since he composed it and they recorded.</p><p>2: There are countless theories as to the architectural inspiration behind "Hotel California," Eagles maintained the song was always an overarching metaphor for the fleeting materialism and wealth of California, but fans began to wonder if a real-life hotel had inspired the song, ranging from local psychiatric hospitals to Aleister Crowley's mansion in Scotland to the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.</p><p>1: The photo on the album cover nearly got the band sued. According to Henley, "We were enamored with hotels...Hotels were a big part of our lives. The Beverly Hills Hotel had become something of a focal point — literally and symbolically. I’ve always been interested in architecture and the language of architecture, and, at that time, I was particularly keen on the mission style of early California. I thought there was a certain mystery and romance about it." When word finally got out which hotel it was, and as the album soared on the charts, the Beverly Hotel threatened with a cease-and-desist, but then backed off after they noticed their bookings had tripled.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Eagles, Hotel California. The fifth studio album from The Eagles; and the seventh best selling album OF ALL TIME. Over 31.5 million albums sold, worldwide (10 million short of the number five best selling album of all time, The Eagles, &quot;Their Greatest Hits&quot;). Listen in as The Guys (and special guest Marcus from Sweden) give their thoughts and opinions on this timeless album, as The Guys Review... The Eagles, Hotel California. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Eagles, Hotel California. The fifth studio album from The Eagles; and the seventh best selling album OF ALL TIME. Over 31.5 million albums sold, worldwide (10 million short of the number five best selling album of all time, The Eagles, &quot;Their Greatest Hits&quot;). Listen in as The Guys (and special guest Marcus from Sweden) give their thoughts and opinions on this timeless album, as The Guys Review... The Eagles, Hotel California. 

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      <title>Iron Man</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Iron Man</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Iron Man</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Jon Favreau</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Robert Downey Jr.</p><p>Terrence Howard</p><p>Jeff Bridges</p><p>Shaun Toub</p><p>Gwyneth Paltrow</p><p> </p><p>Released: May 2, 2008</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $140M ($180M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $585.8M ($753M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.9/10 Rotten Tomatoes 94%</p><p>Metacritic 79% Google Users 87%</p><p> </p><p>The eighth-highest grossing film of 2008. Received praise from critics, especially for Downey's performance. It was selected by the American Film Institute as one of the ten best films of 2008 and received two nominations at the 81st Academy Awards for Best Sound Editing and Best Visual Effects.</p><p> </p><p>This is film one of phase one of the marvel cinematic universe, that has since spawned 26 films, with 12 more currently in production. It is the highest-grossing film franchise of all time, having grossed over $23.5 billion at the global box office. This includes <i>Avengers: Endgame</i>, which became the highest-grossing film of all time upon release.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens with Tony Stark, who has inherited Stark Industries from his late father Howard Stark, in war-torn Afghanistan with his friend and military liaison, Lieutenant colonel James "Rhody" Rhodes, to demonstrate the new "Jericho" missile. After the demonstration, the convoy, and Starks fun-vee, not Rhodys hum-drum-vee, is ambushed and Stark is critically wounded by a missile used by the attackers: one of his company's own. He is captured and imprisoned in a cave by a terrorist group called the Ten Rings. A fellow captive and doctor named Yinsen, implants an electromagnet into Stark's chest to keep the shrapnel shards that wounded him from reaching his heart and killing him... Chris, does your implant even do anything like that to keep you alive? Ten Rings leader Raza offers Stark freedom in exchange for building a Jericho missile for the group, but he and Yinsen know that Raza will not keep his word.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The music for this movie is PERFECTION.</p><p>-RDJ, with all of his life issues, was born to play Tony Stark.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Stark and Yinsen bond, and secretly build a small, powerful electric generator called an arc reactor to power Stark's electromagnet and a prototype suit of powered armor to aid in their escape. Although they keep the suit hidden almost to completion, the Ten Rings discover their hostages' intentions and attack the workshop like Trey attacks a whole fucking pint of ice cream. Like Treys stomach, Yinsen sacrifices himself to divert the terrorists while the suit powers up. The armored Stark battles his way out of the cave (like the ice cream does to Treys stomach) to find the dying Yinsen, then burns the Ten Rings' weapons in anger and flies away, crashing in the desert and destroying the suit. After being rescued by Rhody, Stark returns home and announces that his company will cease manufacturing weapons. Obadiah Stane, his father's old partner and the company's manager, advises Stark that this may ruin Stark Industries and his father's legacy and urges him to reconsider. In his home workshop, Stark builds a sleeker, more powerful version of his improvised armor suit as well as a more powerful arc reactor for it and his chest. Personal assistant Pepper Potts places the original reactor inside a small glass showcase. Though Stane requests details of the Mk2, a suspicious Stark decides to keep his work to himself.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I love the use of all the practical effects. They built a REAL suit, and the mk1 suit was real, too. This is before all the computer animation that makes up most of the movies today, like Shang-Chi (which I watched last night).</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>At a charity event held by Stark Industries, reporter Christine Everhart (the woman from the opening of Trick r Treat) informs Stark that his company's weapons were recently delivered to the Ten Rings and are being used to attack Yinsen's home village, Gulmira. Stark dons his new armor and flies to Afghanistan, where he saves the villagers, and leaves one of the generals to the citizens of the village. Also, one of the BEST visuals, when the tank shoots at him, and he fires a tiny rocket, and walks away when it blows up. While flying home, Stark is attacked by two F-22 Raptors. He reveals his secret identity to Rhodes over the phone in an attempt to end the attack. Meanwhile, the Ten Rings gather the pieces of Stark's prototype suit and meet with Stane, who has been trafficking arms to the Ten Rings and has staged a coup to replace Stark as Stark Industries' CEO by hiring the Ten Rings to kill him. He subdues Raza and has the rest of the group killed. Stane has a massive new suit reverse engineered from the wreckage. Seeking to track his company's illegal shipments, Stark sends Potts to hack into its database. She discovers that Stane hired the Ten Rings to kill Stark, quicker than Tucker could uncover the identity of the famed Opelika Butthole Tickler, who was sneaking into peoples houses, and tickling their buttholes... but the group reneged when they realized they had a direct route to Stark's weapons. Potts meets with Agent Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D., an intelligence agency, to inform him of Stane's activities.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Its a classic, and somewhat tropy move to have the partner and manager be the bad guy all along...but it works so well, and Jeff Bridges does it so well.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Stane's scientists cannot duplicate Stark's miniaturized arc reactor, so Stane ambushes Stark at his home and steals the one from his chest. Stark manages to get to his original reactor to replace it before dying. Potts and several S.H.I.E.L.D. agents attempt to arrest Stane, but he dons his suit and attacks them. Stark fights Stane but is outmatched without his new reactor to run his suit at full capacity. The fight carries Stark and Stane to the top of the Stark Industries building, and Stark instructs Potts to overload the large arc reactor powering the building. This unleashes a massive electrical surge that causes Stane and his armor to fall into the exploding reactor, killing him. The next day, at a press conference, Stark publicly admits to being the superhero the press has dubbed "Iron Man".</p><p> </p><p>In a post-credits scene, S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury visits Stark at home, telling him that Iron Man is not "the only superhero in the world", and explaining that he wants to discuss the "Avenger Initiative".</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-My biggest complaint is the end fight was good, but kinda sucks that we've seen this whole movie building the different suits, prototypes, tests, etc... and then we don't even get to see the fight at full capacity. We don't get to see what the suit can really do. Potts has to help him win.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: Rhodys ringtone is the 1966 Iron Man cartoon theme music</p><p>4:One of the cars in Tony Stark's garage, is a Tesla Roadster, which had not yet been released during the film's production.</p><p>3: Rock guitarist Tom Morello assisted Ramin Djawadi in composing the film's soundtrack. Morello had a cameo in the film as a security guard who gets killed by the Iron Monger</p><p>2: This is the last film special effects expert Stan Winston completed before his death.</p><p>1: The line, "I am Iron Man" was ad-libbed by Robert Downey Jr.. Producer Kevin Feige approved using it in the final cut of the film, and credits this with his decision to largely do away with secret identities in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2021 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Trey, Tucker)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Iron Man</p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Iron Man</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Jon Favreau</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Robert Downey Jr.</p><p>Terrence Howard</p><p>Jeff Bridges</p><p>Shaun Toub</p><p>Gwyneth Paltrow</p><p> </p><p>Released: May 2, 2008</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $140M ($180M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $585.8M ($753M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.9/10 Rotten Tomatoes 94%</p><p>Metacritic 79% Google Users 87%</p><p> </p><p>The eighth-highest grossing film of 2008. Received praise from critics, especially for Downey's performance. It was selected by the American Film Institute as one of the ten best films of 2008 and received two nominations at the 81st Academy Awards for Best Sound Editing and Best Visual Effects.</p><p> </p><p>This is film one of phase one of the marvel cinematic universe, that has since spawned 26 films, with 12 more currently in production. It is the highest-grossing film franchise of all time, having grossed over $23.5 billion at the global box office. This includes <i>Avengers: Endgame</i>, which became the highest-grossing film of all time upon release.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens with Tony Stark, who has inherited Stark Industries from his late father Howard Stark, in war-torn Afghanistan with his friend and military liaison, Lieutenant colonel James "Rhody" Rhodes, to demonstrate the new "Jericho" missile. After the demonstration, the convoy, and Starks fun-vee, not Rhodys hum-drum-vee, is ambushed and Stark is critically wounded by a missile used by the attackers: one of his company's own. He is captured and imprisoned in a cave by a terrorist group called the Ten Rings. A fellow captive and doctor named Yinsen, implants an electromagnet into Stark's chest to keep the shrapnel shards that wounded him from reaching his heart and killing him... Chris, does your implant even do anything like that to keep you alive? Ten Rings leader Raza offers Stark freedom in exchange for building a Jericho missile for the group, but he and Yinsen know that Raza will not keep his word.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The music for this movie is PERFECTION.</p><p>-RDJ, with all of his life issues, was born to play Tony Stark.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Stark and Yinsen bond, and secretly build a small, powerful electric generator called an arc reactor to power Stark's electromagnet and a prototype suit of powered armor to aid in their escape. Although they keep the suit hidden almost to completion, the Ten Rings discover their hostages' intentions and attack the workshop like Trey attacks a whole fucking pint of ice cream. Like Treys stomach, Yinsen sacrifices himself to divert the terrorists while the suit powers up. The armored Stark battles his way out of the cave (like the ice cream does to Treys stomach) to find the dying Yinsen, then burns the Ten Rings' weapons in anger and flies away, crashing in the desert and destroying the suit. After being rescued by Rhody, Stark returns home and announces that his company will cease manufacturing weapons. Obadiah Stane, his father's old partner and the company's manager, advises Stark that this may ruin Stark Industries and his father's legacy and urges him to reconsider. In his home workshop, Stark builds a sleeker, more powerful version of his improvised armor suit as well as a more powerful arc reactor for it and his chest. Personal assistant Pepper Potts places the original reactor inside a small glass showcase. Though Stane requests details of the Mk2, a suspicious Stark decides to keep his work to himself.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I love the use of all the practical effects. They built a REAL suit, and the mk1 suit was real, too. This is before all the computer animation that makes up most of the movies today, like Shang-Chi (which I watched last night).</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>At a charity event held by Stark Industries, reporter Christine Everhart (the woman from the opening of Trick r Treat) informs Stark that his company's weapons were recently delivered to the Ten Rings and are being used to attack Yinsen's home village, Gulmira. Stark dons his new armor and flies to Afghanistan, where he saves the villagers, and leaves one of the generals to the citizens of the village. Also, one of the BEST visuals, when the tank shoots at him, and he fires a tiny rocket, and walks away when it blows up. While flying home, Stark is attacked by two F-22 Raptors. He reveals his secret identity to Rhodes over the phone in an attempt to end the attack. Meanwhile, the Ten Rings gather the pieces of Stark's prototype suit and meet with Stane, who has been trafficking arms to the Ten Rings and has staged a coup to replace Stark as Stark Industries' CEO by hiring the Ten Rings to kill him. He subdues Raza and has the rest of the group killed. Stane has a massive new suit reverse engineered from the wreckage. Seeking to track his company's illegal shipments, Stark sends Potts to hack into its database. She discovers that Stane hired the Ten Rings to kill Stark, quicker than Tucker could uncover the identity of the famed Opelika Butthole Tickler, who was sneaking into peoples houses, and tickling their buttholes... but the group reneged when they realized they had a direct route to Stark's weapons. Potts meets with Agent Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D., an intelligence agency, to inform him of Stane's activities.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Its a classic, and somewhat tropy move to have the partner and manager be the bad guy all along...but it works so well, and Jeff Bridges does it so well.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Stane's scientists cannot duplicate Stark's miniaturized arc reactor, so Stane ambushes Stark at his home and steals the one from his chest. Stark manages to get to his original reactor to replace it before dying. Potts and several S.H.I.E.L.D. agents attempt to arrest Stane, but he dons his suit and attacks them. Stark fights Stane but is outmatched without his new reactor to run his suit at full capacity. The fight carries Stark and Stane to the top of the Stark Industries building, and Stark instructs Potts to overload the large arc reactor powering the building. This unleashes a massive electrical surge that causes Stane and his armor to fall into the exploding reactor, killing him. The next day, at a press conference, Stark publicly admits to being the superhero the press has dubbed "Iron Man".</p><p> </p><p>In a post-credits scene, S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury visits Stark at home, telling him that Iron Man is not "the only superhero in the world", and explaining that he wants to discuss the "Avenger Initiative".</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-My biggest complaint is the end fight was good, but kinda sucks that we've seen this whole movie building the different suits, prototypes, tests, etc... and then we don't even get to see the fight at full capacity. We don't get to see what the suit can really do. Potts has to help him win.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>5: Rhodys ringtone is the 1966 Iron Man cartoon theme music</p><p>4:One of the cars in Tony Stark's garage, is a Tesla Roadster, which had not yet been released during the film's production.</p><p>3: Rock guitarist Tom Morello assisted Ramin Djawadi in composing the film's soundtrack. Morello had a cameo in the film as a security guard who gets killed by the Iron Monger</p><p>2: This is the last film special effects expert Stan Winston completed before his death.</p><p>1: The line, "I am Iron Man" was ad-libbed by Robert Downey Jr.. Producer Kevin Feige approved using it in the final cut of the film, and credits this with his decision to largely do away with secret identities in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Iron Man</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Stephen, Trey, Tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Iron Man. Movie one, phase one of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. This is the movie that changed super hero movies in modern film. It spawned the most successful cinematic universe ever created, relaunched the career of Robert Downy Jr., and has gone on to be one of the most well received movies ever made... except, not according to Trey. Suit up, strap in, as The Guys Review... Iron Man. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Iron Man. Movie one, phase one of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. This is the movie that changed super hero movies in modern film. It spawned the most successful cinematic universe ever created, relaunched the career of Robert Downy Jr., and has gone on to be one of the most well received movies ever made... except, not according to Trey. Suit up, strap in, as The Guys Review... Iron Man. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Friday Night Beers</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Weird Interview Questions by Indeed.com </strong></i></p><p> </p><p>If you could have any superhero power, what power would you have and why?</p><p>Why are manholes round?</p><p>What two items would you take with you if you shipwrecked on a deserted island where all your food and water needs were taken care of?</p><p>Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?</p><p>If you could choose one song to play every time you walked into a room for the rest of your life, what song would you choose and why?</p><p>If you could get rid of one state, what state would it be and why?</p><p>What do you think about when you are alone in a car?</p><p>Would you relive your days in high school if you could?</p><p>What would your eulogy say?</p><p>If I gave you $50,000 to start your own business, what business would you start?</p><p>What fictional character do you identify with the most and why?</p><p>What part of the human face is your favorite?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 8 Nov 2021 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Tucker)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/beer-review-2-kRF3LsJF</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friday Night Beers</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Weird Interview Questions by Indeed.com </strong></i></p><p> </p><p>If you could have any superhero power, what power would you have and why?</p><p>Why are manholes round?</p><p>What two items would you take with you if you shipwrecked on a deserted island where all your food and water needs were taken care of?</p><p>Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?</p><p>If you could choose one song to play every time you walked into a room for the rest of your life, what song would you choose and why?</p><p>If you could get rid of one state, what state would it be and why?</p><p>What do you think about when you are alone in a car?</p><p>Would you relive your days in high school if you could?</p><p>What would your eulogy say?</p><p>If I gave you $50,000 to start your own business, what business would you start?</p><p>What fictional character do you identify with the most and why?</p><p>What part of the human face is your favorite?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Back to the Future</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Beer Review #2</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Stephen, Chris, Tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... BEER! AGAIN! It&apos;s been a long week, and the only thing that can make it better, is Friday night beers. With Trey not being able to make it, Stephen, Chris, and Tucker, review some beers from around the world, give their thoughts, and answer some silly interview questions Stephen found. So tune in, sit back, and crack open a cold one when The Guys Review... BEER!

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... BEER! AGAIN! It&apos;s been a long week, and the only thing that can make it better, is Friday night beers. With Trey not being able to make it, Stephen, Chris, and Tucker, review some beers from around the world, give their thoughts, and answer some silly interview questions Stephen found. So tune in, sit back, and crack open a cold one when The Guys Review... BEER!

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      <title>Back to the Future</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Back to the Future</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Back to the Future</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Robert Zemeckis (Also did sequals, Forrest Gump, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and more)</p><p> </p><p>Written by: Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Michael J. Fox</p><p>Christopher Lloyd</p><p>Lea Thompson</p><p>Crispin Glover</p><p>Thomas F. Wilson</p><p> </p><p>Released: July 3, 1985</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $19M ($48.4M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $388.8M ($991.2M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.5/10 Rotten Tomatoes 96% (Rotten tomatos and Metacritic scores are the same for this and Halloween)</p><p>Metacritic 87% Google Users 95%</p><p> </p><p>In the years since its release, <i>Back to the Future</i> has grown in esteem and is now considered to be among the greatest films of the 1980s, one of the best science-fiction films ever made, and one of the greatest films of all time. In 2007, the United States Library of Congress selected the film for preservation in the National Film Registry. </p><p> </p><p>A musical theater production, <i>Back to the Future</i>, was announced in 2014.The musical was written by Gale and Zemeckis, with music written by Alan Silvestri and Glen Ballard. It debuted at the Manchester Opera House, England, in February 2020, to positive critical reviews. Gale said the musical was the best way to give fans more <i>Back to the Future</i> without adding to the film series.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>In 1985, Marty McFly is a typical teenager living in Hill Valley, California. At home, Marty's meek father George is bullied by his supervisor, Biff Tannen. His mother Lorraine is a depressed alcoholic, and his older siblings are professional and social failures. Marty's band is rejected at a music contest for being too loud. He confides in his girlfriend, Jennifer Parker, about fears of becoming losers like his parents despite his ambitions.</p><p>That night, Marty meets his eccentric scientist friend Emmett "Doc" Brown in the Twin Pines mall parking lot at 1:16am. Doc unveils a time machine built from a modified DeLorean, powered by plutonium he swindled from Libyan terrorists. Doc tests the Delorean with his dog, Einstein, sending him exactly one minute into the future, and showing Marty some serious shit. After he proves it works, Doc inputs a destination time of November 5, 1955—the day he first conceived the flux capacitor, which is what makes time travel possible. Just then, the terrorists arrive unexpectedly, opening fire and shooting Doc. Marty flees in the DeLorean, inadvertently activating the flux capacitor, and when he reaches 88 miles per hour, he disappears into a fireball, as the terrorists crash.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Huey Lewis was the teacher who told Marty he was too loud.</p><p>-What would've happened if Einstein hadn't shown back up? Or if he were dead when he did?</p><p>-If you could go back in time, when would you go? Why?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Arriving in 1955, Marty crashes into Old Man Peabodies barn. After being mistaken for an alien, Marty escapes, driving over one of his pine trees. Marty discovers he has no plutonium to return to 1985. While exploring a burgeoning Hill Valley, Marty encounters his teenage father and discovers Biff has been bullying him since high school. While spying on the teenage Lorraine, George falls into the path of an oncoming car, and Marty is knocked unconscious saving him. He wakes to find himself tended to by Lorraine, who becomes infatuated with him just like in Tuckers dreams. Marty tracks down a younger Doc and convinces him he is from the future, but Doc explains the only source available in 1955 capable of generating the power required for time travel is a bolt of lightening. Marty shows Doc a flyer from the future that documents an upcoming lightning strike at the town's courthouse, and with it being 1955, is the same day Chris lost his virginity. As Marty's siblings begin to fade from a photo he is carrying with him, Doc realizes Marty's actions are altering the future and jeopardizing his existence, GREAT SCOTT; Lorraine was supposed to meet George instead of Marty after the car accident. The pair try and get Lorraine interested in George, but they fail, and Lorraine's infatuation with Marty deepens. This is Heavy.</p><p>Lorraine asks Marty to the school dance. He plots to feign inappropriate advances on Lorraine, allowing George to intervene and "rescue" her, but the plan goes awry when Biff's gang locks Marty in the trunk of the performing band's car, while Biff forces himself onto Lorraine. George arrives expecting to find Marty but is attacked by Biff. After Biff hurts Lorraine, an enraged George knocks him unconscious and escorts the grateful Lorraine to the dance, picking up her panties on the way. The band frees Marty from their car, but the lead guitarist injures his hand in the process. Marty takes his place and during his playing of Earth Angel, all of his siblings in the picture have disappeared, and Marty starts to fade away, when George and Lorraine finally share their first kiss; bringing back Marty and his siblings. After a rousing performance of Johnny B Good, and, with his future no longer in jeopardy, Marty heads to the courthouse to meet Doc.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Guess we shouldn't ask if anyone has ever been a peeping Tom...</p><p>-When and who was your first kiss?</p><p>-The flyer is def precurser to the sports almanac in part 2.</p><p>-So besides it being his own mom, Martys idea is STILL a sexual assault, even if he didn't go through with it, but Biff did. Notice where his hand was coming from when George opened the door.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Doc discovers a note from Marty warning him about his future and destroys it, worried about the consequences. To save Doc, Marty re-calibrates the DeLorean to return ten minutes before he left the future. After some trials, Marty drives and the lightning strikes, sending him back to 1985, but the DeLorean breaks down, forcing Marty to run back to the now LONE PINE mall, much like Trey does on most nights. Lone. Pine. Ok. He arrives as Doc is being shot. While Marty grieves at his side, Doc sits up, revealing he pieced Marty's note back together and was wearing a bulletproof vest. He takes Marty home and departs to 2015 in the DeLorean.</p><p>Marty wakes the next morning to discover his father is now a confident and successful science fiction author, his mother is fit and happy, his siblings are successful, and Biff is a servile valet in George's employ. As Marty reunites with Jennifer, Doc suddenly reappears in the DeLorean, insisting they return with him to the future to save their children. As they get in, Marty tells Doc he'll need more road to get to 88... When Doc tells him where they're going, they wont need, roads. The DeLorean takes off, and flies into the sky and the future. The End.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Again, if you could go back and change anything would you?</p><p>-If you could know your future, would you?</p><p>-They didn't think about the fact that Marty would crash into a theatre back in the future?</p><p>-Also, this implies the whole reason Doc was "friends" with Marty, a 17 year old boy, was because he'd known for 30 years what would happen. How do you even make that introduction and start that friendship? "Hey, we've got to be friends so you go back in time and save my life by writing a letter..."?</p><p>-I've read reviews of people who don't like the role reversal of George and Biff, that George has basically become the bully. Thoughts?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>1. The role of Marty McFly was originally portrayed by Eric Stoltz. But he was fired several weeks into the shoot and replaced by Michael J. Fox.</p><p>2. Thomas F. Wilson improvised some of Biff's signature catchphrases, such as butthead and make like a tree, and get out of here</p><p>3. The iconic DeLorean time machine was almost a Ford Mustang.</p><p>4. In early drafts, the time machine was a refrigerator.</p><p>5. According to Back to the Future Part III (1990), the clock in the clock tower started running at 8:00 p.m. on September 5, 1885. The date is provided by the caption on the photograph that Doc Brown gives Marty at the end of Back to the Future Part III. The time is provided by the Mayor in 1885 in Back to the Future Part III, who starts it. The lightning strikes the clock tower at 10:04 p.m. on November 12, 1955. This means that the clock tower operated for exactly seventy years, two months, seven days, two hours, and four minutes.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Escape rooms ---> <i><strong>Back to the Future</strong></i></p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2021 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/back-to-the-future-1KKQJwjJ</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back to the Future</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Back to the Future</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Robert Zemeckis (Also did sequals, Forrest Gump, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and more)</p><p> </p><p>Written by: Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Michael J. Fox</p><p>Christopher Lloyd</p><p>Lea Thompson</p><p>Crispin Glover</p><p>Thomas F. Wilson</p><p> </p><p>Released: July 3, 1985</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $19M ($48.4M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $388.8M ($991.2M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.5/10 Rotten Tomatoes 96% (Rotten tomatos and Metacritic scores are the same for this and Halloween)</p><p>Metacritic 87% Google Users 95%</p><p> </p><p>In the years since its release, <i>Back to the Future</i> has grown in esteem and is now considered to be among the greatest films of the 1980s, one of the best science-fiction films ever made, and one of the greatest films of all time. In 2007, the United States Library of Congress selected the film for preservation in the National Film Registry. </p><p> </p><p>A musical theater production, <i>Back to the Future</i>, was announced in 2014.The musical was written by Gale and Zemeckis, with music written by Alan Silvestri and Glen Ballard. It debuted at the Manchester Opera House, England, in February 2020, to positive critical reviews. Gale said the musical was the best way to give fans more <i>Back to the Future</i> without adding to the film series.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>In 1985, Marty McFly is a typical teenager living in Hill Valley, California. At home, Marty's meek father George is bullied by his supervisor, Biff Tannen. His mother Lorraine is a depressed alcoholic, and his older siblings are professional and social failures. Marty's band is rejected at a music contest for being too loud. He confides in his girlfriend, Jennifer Parker, about fears of becoming losers like his parents despite his ambitions.</p><p>That night, Marty meets his eccentric scientist friend Emmett "Doc" Brown in the Twin Pines mall parking lot at 1:16am. Doc unveils a time machine built from a modified DeLorean, powered by plutonium he swindled from Libyan terrorists. Doc tests the Delorean with his dog, Einstein, sending him exactly one minute into the future, and showing Marty some serious shit. After he proves it works, Doc inputs a destination time of November 5, 1955—the day he first conceived the flux capacitor, which is what makes time travel possible. Just then, the terrorists arrive unexpectedly, opening fire and shooting Doc. Marty flees in the DeLorean, inadvertently activating the flux capacitor, and when he reaches 88 miles per hour, he disappears into a fireball, as the terrorists crash.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Huey Lewis was the teacher who told Marty he was too loud.</p><p>-What would've happened if Einstein hadn't shown back up? Or if he were dead when he did?</p><p>-If you could go back in time, when would you go? Why?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Arriving in 1955, Marty crashes into Old Man Peabodies barn. After being mistaken for an alien, Marty escapes, driving over one of his pine trees. Marty discovers he has no plutonium to return to 1985. While exploring a burgeoning Hill Valley, Marty encounters his teenage father and discovers Biff has been bullying him since high school. While spying on the teenage Lorraine, George falls into the path of an oncoming car, and Marty is knocked unconscious saving him. He wakes to find himself tended to by Lorraine, who becomes infatuated with him just like in Tuckers dreams. Marty tracks down a younger Doc and convinces him he is from the future, but Doc explains the only source available in 1955 capable of generating the power required for time travel is a bolt of lightening. Marty shows Doc a flyer from the future that documents an upcoming lightning strike at the town's courthouse, and with it being 1955, is the same day Chris lost his virginity. As Marty's siblings begin to fade from a photo he is carrying with him, Doc realizes Marty's actions are altering the future and jeopardizing his existence, GREAT SCOTT; Lorraine was supposed to meet George instead of Marty after the car accident. The pair try and get Lorraine interested in George, but they fail, and Lorraine's infatuation with Marty deepens. This is Heavy.</p><p>Lorraine asks Marty to the school dance. He plots to feign inappropriate advances on Lorraine, allowing George to intervene and "rescue" her, but the plan goes awry when Biff's gang locks Marty in the trunk of the performing band's car, while Biff forces himself onto Lorraine. George arrives expecting to find Marty but is attacked by Biff. After Biff hurts Lorraine, an enraged George knocks him unconscious and escorts the grateful Lorraine to the dance, picking up her panties on the way. The band frees Marty from their car, but the lead guitarist injures his hand in the process. Marty takes his place and during his playing of Earth Angel, all of his siblings in the picture have disappeared, and Marty starts to fade away, when George and Lorraine finally share their first kiss; bringing back Marty and his siblings. After a rousing performance of Johnny B Good, and, with his future no longer in jeopardy, Marty heads to the courthouse to meet Doc.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Guess we shouldn't ask if anyone has ever been a peeping Tom...</p><p>-When and who was your first kiss?</p><p>-The flyer is def precurser to the sports almanac in part 2.</p><p>-So besides it being his own mom, Martys idea is STILL a sexual assault, even if he didn't go through with it, but Biff did. Notice where his hand was coming from when George opened the door.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Doc discovers a note from Marty warning him about his future and destroys it, worried about the consequences. To save Doc, Marty re-calibrates the DeLorean to return ten minutes before he left the future. After some trials, Marty drives and the lightning strikes, sending him back to 1985, but the DeLorean breaks down, forcing Marty to run back to the now LONE PINE mall, much like Trey does on most nights. Lone. Pine. Ok. He arrives as Doc is being shot. While Marty grieves at his side, Doc sits up, revealing he pieced Marty's note back together and was wearing a bulletproof vest. He takes Marty home and departs to 2015 in the DeLorean.</p><p>Marty wakes the next morning to discover his father is now a confident and successful science fiction author, his mother is fit and happy, his siblings are successful, and Biff is a servile valet in George's employ. As Marty reunites with Jennifer, Doc suddenly reappears in the DeLorean, insisting they return with him to the future to save their children. As they get in, Marty tells Doc he'll need more road to get to 88... When Doc tells him where they're going, they wont need, roads. The DeLorean takes off, and flies into the sky and the future. The End.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Again, if you could go back and change anything would you?</p><p>-If you could know your future, would you?</p><p>-They didn't think about the fact that Marty would crash into a theatre back in the future?</p><p>-Also, this implies the whole reason Doc was "friends" with Marty, a 17 year old boy, was because he'd known for 30 years what would happen. How do you even make that introduction and start that friendship? "Hey, we've got to be friends so you go back in time and save my life by writing a letter..."?</p><p>-I've read reviews of people who don't like the role reversal of George and Biff, that George has basically become the bully. Thoughts?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Top Five Trivia of the movie: </strong></i></p><p>1. The role of Marty McFly was originally portrayed by Eric Stoltz. But he was fired several weeks into the shoot and replaced by Michael J. Fox.</p><p>2. Thomas F. Wilson improvised some of Biff's signature catchphrases, such as butthead and make like a tree, and get out of here</p><p>3. The iconic DeLorean time machine was almost a Ford Mustang.</p><p>4. In early drafts, the time machine was a refrigerator.</p><p>5. According to Back to the Future Part III (1990), the clock in the clock tower started running at 8:00 p.m. on September 5, 1885. The date is provided by the caption on the photograph that Doc Brown gives Marty at the end of Back to the Future Part III. The time is provided by the Mayor in 1885 in Back to the Future Part III, who starts it. The lightning strikes the clock tower at 10:04 p.m. on November 12, 1955. This means that the clock tower operated for exactly seventy years, two months, seven days, two hours, and four minutes.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Escape rooms ---> <i><strong>Back to the Future</strong></i></p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Gross Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Back to the Future</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Back to the Future. The 1985 SUPER TIMELESS CLASSIC. BttF has something for everyone, and every age. But the question still remains: does it hold up? Listen on as The Guys discuss timeless questions such as, why is this old scientist friends with a kid? What would you do if you found out your dad is a peeping tom? Would you be willing to attempt to assault your own mother, in order to make sure you continue to exist? This and more when The Guys Review... Back to the Future. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Back to the Future. The 1985 SUPER TIMELESS CLASSIC. BttF has something for everyone, and every age. But the question still remains: does it hold up? Listen on as The Guys discuss timeless questions such as, why is this old scientist friends with a kid? What would you do if you found out your dad is a peeping tom? Would you be willing to attempt to assault your own mother, in order to make sure you continue to exist? This and more when The Guys Review... Back to the Future. 

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      <title>Halloween</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><i><strong>Halloween</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Halloween</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: John Carpenter</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Donald Pleasence</p><p>Jamie Lee Curtis</p><p>P. J. Soles</p><p>Nancy Loomis</p><p> </p><p>Released: OCtober 25, 1978</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $300K-325K ($1.3M- $1.4M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $60-$70M ($252.4M-$295M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 96%</p><p>Metacritic 87% Google Users 90%</p><p> </p><p>In 2006, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-Iconic theme music</p><p>-This whole thing starts because little Mikey Myers doesn't like his sister getting some from her bf.</p><p>-Why was the back door open?</p><p>-By the time Mikey watches them turn off the light to when he sees the bf come down the steps putting on his shirt, it's maybe 45 seconds? Is the boyfriends name Tucker?</p><p>-Mikey putting on the mask foreshadowing</p><p>-Terrible death acting...</p><p>-Incredible how it all read as one continuous shot</p><p> </p><p>-The nurse smoking and driving with the windows up. How 70's.</p><p>-Drug Dr suggests using to bring Mikey in front of the judge: Chlorpromazine Brand name: Thorazine</p><p><strong>Description: </strong>Antipsychotic - It can treat mental illness, behavioral disorders, tetanus, blood disorders such as porphyria, and severe nausea and vomiting. It can also reduce anxiety before surgery.</p><p>-Mikey steals that car pretty easily.</p><p> </p><p>-Laurie in class, teacher talking about destiny and fate. "Fate never changes"</p><p>-Mikey is already walking around in the mask... How hasn't an adult called the cops on him yet?</p><p> </p><p>-Good thing the Dr happens to stop exactly where Mikey got his blue coveralls</p><p> </p><p>-"Totally"</p><p>-There are a lot of long, lingering, tracking shots</p><p>-Think the reason guys don't want to date Laurie is that big ol' dick</p><p>-Jamie Lee Curtis looks like an older version of Charlie Bucket from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory</p><p> </p><p>-Like they get high to go baby sit, with the windows up, like no one will smell it, or her dad a cop wont know what it is</p><p>-Mikey is not subtle about trailing folks.</p><p>-Mikey next to the tree watching... reflected in Trick r Treat, ~40 years later. The bad guy watching/POV shots</p><p>-Mikey eats dogs?</p><p> </p><p>-Not letting the public know a killer is on the lose... Great move.</p><p>-She spills oil on herself and strips down to her underwear? Makes sense. Mikey just wants to see some boobies.</p><p>-So shes going out, in someone shirt, no pants, and no bra? Ok. I see the intro of every dumb kid trope in all horror movies.</p><p>-Feels like a lot of wide establishing shots, too. But there's action going on too.</p><p>-Hard to believe the kid that reads too many sci-fi comics.</p><p>-Mikey is just a big ol' voyeur. First with Annie, next with Lynda and Bob.</p><p>-Why is there a jack o'lantern in the bedroom?</p><p>-Bob saying, "I'll be right back" throws me to Scream.</p><p>-Posting Bob up with a knife through the stomach... unrealistic, but epic.</p><p>-Shame to kill Annie... Great tits.</p><p> </p><p>-How damn small is Lauries waist? 8 inches around? It's tiny.</p><p>-The start of: Something is wrong, I'm going to to check it out... with the audience screaming, NO. Building suspense.</p><p>-Mikey missed an easy shot on Laurie.</p><p>-Mikey can pick a full grown man up, on handed and stab him TO A DOOR, and cant kick down one interior door to the kitchen?</p><p> </p><p>-All this and a knitting needle to the neck stops him?</p><p>-Ok, so a hanger to the eye and a stab wound... maybe? (no blood on the knife when Laurie comes out of the closet...and why does she drop the knife, AGAIN?!)</p><p>-Nope. So the Dr with a 6 shooter.</p><p>-Nope again.</p><p> </p><p>-When they were showing shots of the various scenes, Mikeys knife was still on the floor in the living room, despite having taken it up stairs and Laurie used it on him.</p><p>-I can def hear where Stranger Things got some musical cues from this theme.</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Escape rooms</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Grosse Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2021 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i><strong>Halloween</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Twitter Poll</p><p> </p><p><strong>Halloween</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: John Carpenter</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Donald Pleasence</p><p>Jamie Lee Curtis</p><p>P. J. Soles</p><p>Nancy Loomis</p><p> </p><p>Released: OCtober 25, 1978</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $300K-325K ($1.3M- $1.4M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $60-$70M ($252.4M-$295M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 96%</p><p>Metacritic 87% Google Users 90%</p><p> </p><p>In 2006, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-Iconic theme music</p><p>-This whole thing starts because little Mikey Myers doesn't like his sister getting some from her bf.</p><p>-Why was the back door open?</p><p>-By the time Mikey watches them turn off the light to when he sees the bf come down the steps putting on his shirt, it's maybe 45 seconds? Is the boyfriends name Tucker?</p><p>-Mikey putting on the mask foreshadowing</p><p>-Terrible death acting...</p><p>-Incredible how it all read as one continuous shot</p><p> </p><p>-The nurse smoking and driving with the windows up. How 70's.</p><p>-Drug Dr suggests using to bring Mikey in front of the judge: Chlorpromazine Brand name: Thorazine</p><p><strong>Description: </strong>Antipsychotic - It can treat mental illness, behavioral disorders, tetanus, blood disorders such as porphyria, and severe nausea and vomiting. It can also reduce anxiety before surgery.</p><p>-Mikey steals that car pretty easily.</p><p> </p><p>-Laurie in class, teacher talking about destiny and fate. "Fate never changes"</p><p>-Mikey is already walking around in the mask... How hasn't an adult called the cops on him yet?</p><p> </p><p>-Good thing the Dr happens to stop exactly where Mikey got his blue coveralls</p><p> </p><p>-"Totally"</p><p>-There are a lot of long, lingering, tracking shots</p><p>-Think the reason guys don't want to date Laurie is that big ol' dick</p><p>-Jamie Lee Curtis looks like an older version of Charlie Bucket from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory</p><p> </p><p>-Like they get high to go baby sit, with the windows up, like no one will smell it, or her dad a cop wont know what it is</p><p>-Mikey is not subtle about trailing folks.</p><p>-Mikey next to the tree watching... reflected in Trick r Treat, ~40 years later. The bad guy watching/POV shots</p><p>-Mikey eats dogs?</p><p> </p><p>-Not letting the public know a killer is on the lose... Great move.</p><p>-She spills oil on herself and strips down to her underwear? Makes sense. Mikey just wants to see some boobies.</p><p>-So shes going out, in someone shirt, no pants, and no bra? Ok. I see the intro of every dumb kid trope in all horror movies.</p><p>-Feels like a lot of wide establishing shots, too. But there's action going on too.</p><p>-Hard to believe the kid that reads too many sci-fi comics.</p><p>-Mikey is just a big ol' voyeur. First with Annie, next with Lynda and Bob.</p><p>-Why is there a jack o'lantern in the bedroom?</p><p>-Bob saying, "I'll be right back" throws me to Scream.</p><p>-Posting Bob up with a knife through the stomach... unrealistic, but epic.</p><p>-Shame to kill Annie... Great tits.</p><p> </p><p>-How damn small is Lauries waist? 8 inches around? It's tiny.</p><p>-The start of: Something is wrong, I'm going to to check it out... with the audience screaming, NO. Building suspense.</p><p>-Mikey missed an easy shot on Laurie.</p><p>-Mikey can pick a full grown man up, on handed and stab him TO A DOOR, and cant kick down one interior door to the kitchen?</p><p> </p><p>-All this and a knitting needle to the neck stops him?</p><p>-Ok, so a hanger to the eye and a stab wound... maybe? (no blood on the knife when Laurie comes out of the closet...and why does she drop the knife, AGAIN?!)</p><p>-Nope. So the Dr with a 6 shooter.</p><p>-Nope again.</p><p> </p><p>-When they were showing shots of the various scenes, Mikeys knife was still on the floor in the living room, despite having taken it up stairs and Laurie used it on him.</p><p>-I can def hear where Stranger Things got some musical cues from this theme.</p><p> </p><p><strong>TOP 5</strong></p><p>Stephen:</p><p>1 Breakfast club</p><p>2 T2</p><p>3 Sandlot</p><p>4 Escape rooms</p><p>5 Mail order brides</p><p> </p><p>Chris:</p><p>1. sandlots</p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. trick r treat</p><p>4. rocky horror picture show</p><p>5. hubie halloween</p><p> </p><p>Trey:</p><p>Meatballs</p><p>Boondocks Saints</p><p>Mail Order Brides</p><p>Sandlot</p><p>Lone Survivor</p><p> </p><p>Tucker:</p><p>1. Beer review </p><p>2. T2</p><p>3. Grosse Pointe Blank</p><p>4. Mail order brides</p><p>5. Escape rooms</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q</p><p> </p><p>Please, Subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Halloween</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Stephen, Chris, Trey, Tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Halloween. The 1978 horror classic that, basically, invented the modern horror/slasher genre. Listen on as the Guys give some hot takes, share some stories, and find out if this movie gets stuck to a door like Bob or does it escape with it&apos;s life, like Laurie, with just some bumps, scrapes, and more psychological trauma when The Guys Review... Halloween. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Halloween. The 1978 horror classic that, basically, invented the modern horror/slasher genre. Listen on as the Guys give some hot takes, share some stories, and find out if this movie gets stuck to a door like Bob or does it escape with it&apos;s life, like Laurie, with just some bumps, scrapes, and more psychological trauma when The Guys Review... Halloween. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Rocky Horror Picture Show</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p>Without further antici---------pation, we'll get into the movie</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Rocky Horror Picture Show</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Jim Sharman (who was raised in Australia, in the circus, which explains some of his more outlandish stylings. Only directed 5 movies from 1972 to 1982, and one short, Andy X, in 2012.)</p><p> </p><p>Original Stage Play was written by  Richard O'Brien, who plays Riff Raff in the movie.</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Tim Curry</p><p>Susan Sarandon</p><p>Barry Bostwick</p><p>Meat Loaf</p><p> </p><p>Released: August 15, 1975</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $1.4M ($7.1M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $170M ($866.8M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 78%</p><p>Metacritic 65% Google Users 87% (same as Trick r Treat)</p><p> </p><p>Still in limited release 46 years after its premiere, it is the longest-running theatrical release in film history. In many cities live amateur shadow-casts act out the film as it is being shown and heavily draw upon a tradition of audience participation. The film is most often shown close to Halloween. Today, the film has a large international cult following and has been considered by many as one of the greatest musical films of all time. It was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress in 2005.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-I like that even the 20th century fox intro is changed to to musical styling</p><p>-VERY obviously an homage to B horror/science fiction</p><p>-The intro lips were Patricia Quinn, Magenta in the movie.</p><p>-I love all the things going on in the background through damnit Janet. Very much a stage play.</p><p>-Its set in the 70's, but Brad and Janet are dressed in the 50's to show their naïvety</p><p>-Is the time warp one of the most fun songs of all time?</p><p>-Time warp is the whole reason I would want to play Riff Raff. It's the best song. Even the narrator gets into it.</p><p>-I love that they were leaving but Frank pulled them back in.</p><p>-Tim Currys look into the camera, when he says how quaint</p><p>-Think science will ever be able re-animate human bodies?</p><p>-This is the perfect movie for Meat Loaf.</p><p>-Tim Currys little facial tics and movements really make the character</p><p>-So Frank impersonating Brad, you'd think that would cause some issues today. Also, if shes "saving herself," and was so upset that he lied, she turned on that idea pretty quick with a "you promise you wont tell Brad"</p><p>-I love the same dialog with Brad and Janet.</p><p>-Susan Sarandon has some great boobs</p><p>-Dr Scott gets around pretty good on only that wheelchair. Also, like how when he's going up the stairs, you can see the wire pulling him.</p><p>-Its funny how "normal" the dinner is. Frank cutting the ham, pouring drinks, etc.</p><p>-That super fake Eddy body is awesome</p><p>-The medusafier makes them statues that are naked. Noice</p><p>-Who is throwing the switches during the floor show?</p><p>-Rocky is obviously not a dancer</p><p>-I like during Franks apology/explanation, he's not wearing much make up, showing his true self.</p><p>-The laser sound is hilariously terrible</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q </p><p> </p><p>Please, subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2021 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Tucker, Trey, Chris, Stephen)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rocky Horror Picture Show</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p>Without further antici---------pation, we'll get into the movie</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Rocky Horror Picture Show</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Jim Sharman (who was raised in Australia, in the circus, which explains some of his more outlandish stylings. Only directed 5 movies from 1972 to 1982, and one short, Andy X, in 2012.)</p><p> </p><p>Original Stage Play was written by  Richard O'Brien, who plays Riff Raff in the movie.</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Tim Curry</p><p>Susan Sarandon</p><p>Barry Bostwick</p><p>Meat Loaf</p><p> </p><p>Released: August 15, 1975</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $1.4M ($7.1M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $170M ($866.8M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 78%</p><p>Metacritic 65% Google Users 87% (same as Trick r Treat)</p><p> </p><p>Still in limited release 46 years after its premiere, it is the longest-running theatrical release in film history. In many cities live amateur shadow-casts act out the film as it is being shown and heavily draw upon a tradition of audience participation. The film is most often shown close to Halloween. Today, the film has a large international cult following and has been considered by many as one of the greatest musical films of all time. It was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress in 2005.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>-I like that even the 20th century fox intro is changed to to musical styling</p><p>-VERY obviously an homage to B horror/science fiction</p><p>-The intro lips were Patricia Quinn, Magenta in the movie.</p><p>-I love all the things going on in the background through damnit Janet. Very much a stage play.</p><p>-Its set in the 70's, but Brad and Janet are dressed in the 50's to show their naïvety</p><p>-Is the time warp one of the most fun songs of all time?</p><p>-Time warp is the whole reason I would want to play Riff Raff. It's the best song. Even the narrator gets into it.</p><p>-I love that they were leaving but Frank pulled them back in.</p><p>-Tim Currys look into the camera, when he says how quaint</p><p>-Think science will ever be able re-animate human bodies?</p><p>-This is the perfect movie for Meat Loaf.</p><p>-Tim Currys little facial tics and movements really make the character</p><p>-So Frank impersonating Brad, you'd think that would cause some issues today. Also, if shes "saving herself," and was so upset that he lied, she turned on that idea pretty quick with a "you promise you wont tell Brad"</p><p>-I love the same dialog with Brad and Janet.</p><p>-Susan Sarandon has some great boobs</p><p>-Dr Scott gets around pretty good on only that wheelchair. Also, like how when he's going up the stairs, you can see the wire pulling him.</p><p>-Its funny how "normal" the dinner is. Frank cutting the ham, pouring drinks, etc.</p><p>-That super fake Eddy body is awesome</p><p>-The medusafier makes them statues that are naked. Noice</p><p>-Who is throwing the switches during the floor show?</p><p>-Rocky is obviously not a dancer</p><p>-I like during Franks apology/explanation, he's not wearing much make up, showing his true self.</p><p>-The laser sound is hilariously terrible</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p>YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYKXJhq9LbQ2VfR4K33kT9Q </p><p> </p><p>Please, subscribe, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The effortlessly classic cult film that is STILL PLAYING in theatres, 46 years after originally released. Will Rocky Horror time warp into to the top or will we do a double feature double take, and disrespect years of critical acclaim. Find out when The Guys Review... The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The effortlessly classic cult film that is STILL PLAYING in theatres, 46 years after originally released. Will Rocky Horror time warp into to the top or will we do a double feature double take, and disrespect years of critical acclaim. Find out when The Guys Review... The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Trick r Treat</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Trick r Treat</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by: Michael Dougherty (who has written a ton of other movies like Xmen 2, Superman Returns, the new Godzilla [which he directed, too] and Godzilla vs Kong.</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Anna Paquin</p><p>Brian Cox</p><p>Dylan Baker</p><p> </p><p>First Screened: December 9, 2007</p><p>Released on DVD: October 7, 2009</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $12M ($15.8M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: None, was not released in theatres, direct to DVD release. DVD and Bluray sales are estimated $12.3M ($16.2M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 83%</p><p>Metacritic % Google Users 87%</p><p> -No meta critic score, only 2 critic reviews, but both were positive. Variety gave it s 70%, and AV Club gave it s 67%</p><p>-Metacritic user reviews are overwhelmingly positive, to the tune of 7.9.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens to an old school film highlighting some of the rules of Halloween. Cut to a kid pulling a wagon in front of a car that almost hits them. A couple is walking home and obviously did not have a good time at halloween. The woman blows out the candle as the husband warns her about not doing it too early or she might make someone mad. We watch this from a different point of view, presumably the "bad gay". Husband wants to have sex, but she wants to take the decorations down... She relents and tells him to "put on the tape" as she starts taking the decorations down. As she removes them, she gets freaked out by a guy in a mask watching her, but he is a kid waiting for a ride. She is then attacked by a sheet, and has her throat cut by a pumpkin lolly pop inside the sheet, as her husband sleeps with a porn on. He comes out searching for her, and finds her dismembered body under a sheet, with the lollypop grotesquely shoved in her mouth. <i><strong>(SOUND 1)</strong></i> and cut to intro credits... Which gives some history of what we're about to see, 4 tales, Sam, some character names, Warren Valley, Ohio setting, halloween night, always check your candy, along with some foreshadowing images, Laurie, Mr. Kreeg. It opens back up to a closeup of a bag being drug down the street, occasionally panning up to see, what we find out later, are other characters in the movie. Scene change and a box that tells us "Earlier". There's a halloween party downtown. News caster tells how Warren Valley takes halloween very seriously. IN a costume store, some girls are changing talking about picking up dudes, and theres a kid peeping on them. The girls come out, in sexy princess costumes,while Laurie is dressed as little red riding hood, and one of them hits on the cashier. Next, the kid from Bad Santa is walking down the street, smashing pumpkins. He comes to a house that has a sign saying only take one candy, so he starts taking handfuls. But he is caught. The girls are walking down the street, with Laurie getting advice about being a virgin at 22, like Tucker. They pass the couple from the opening sequence. Maria and Janet show her how to hit on guys.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Regarding the woman who wants to take down halloween decorations ON halloween... Who does that?</p><p>-Again, who has a huge party like that ON halloween...and the girls in the costume store, who doesn't buy their costume until Halloween night at 8pm</p><p>-The asshole kids walking and smashing pumpkins, how did no adult say anything to him</p><p>-This one, like hubie halloween, how does it seem like everytown is so small no one drives, they all just walk all over town?</p><p>-What town throws a halloween party like that?</p><p> </p><p>The man and the candy stealer are talking, he pulls a knife, and he carves a pumpkin. He talks about how his dad taught him the traditions of halloween, and that they were started to protect us, but now, no one cares. The boy starts coughing and gurggling. The man tells of another tradition, to always check your candy, as the boy starts violently vomiting. He collapses in the mans lap. He struggles to bring the boy inside, getting bloody vomit on him. Trick or treaters come and we find out this is Principal Wilkins. After they all get some candy and take off, we see Sam, the little boy with the sack on his head also Trick or Treating. The girls get into a van with guys, leaving Laurie. Inside Wilkins house, we see how he laced his candy. He drags the body out back, and we see there are other bodies in the already dug hole when his son starts screaming at him from the window <i><strong>(SOUND 2)</strong></i>. Next a dog starts barking at them, so Wilkins throws him a finger. The neighbor comes out, looking for his dog, he hops in the hole and seems one of the bodies isn't actually dead. They have a heated exchange. Billy comes back and yells again, and Wilkins smashes whoever grabbed him with the shovel. Wilkins is then watering a tree in the filled in hole, complaining about his kid bothering him. As he walks inside, the neighbor gets his attention, which he ignores and we see the neighbor being tackled inside his home. He comes inside and is scared by Billy, and they go down stairs to carve the pumpkin. We're definitely led to think Wilkins is about to kill his son. He approaches, and places his hand on his head, <i><strong>(SOUND 3)</strong></i> ...and we see the candy thieves head on a lazy susan and they smile.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Wilkins leaving his laced candy out. Seems dangerous.</p><p>-As willy nilly about killing as he is, and with the bodies in the back yard, I'm surprised Wilkins hasn't been caught. Are we sure this doesn't take place in Opelika and Tucker is the detective?</p><p>-Never mind how long it would take to dig the hole, i still think it would take a few hours to fill it back in.</p><p> </p><p>The trick or treaters from Wilkins house go to a house with an obviously drunk Mrs. Henderson, and a crazy party happening in the back ground. They're collecting pumpkins for something. They approach a house with a TON of carved pumpkins, and a girl in a which costume comes out, who they say is an idiot savant. We meet Schrader and Rhonda. At the halloween party downtown, people are making out and we find a couple in an alley enjoying themselves. When the woman realzies she has blood all over her, and freaks out. She runs screaming for help, and we see the couple from the beginning again, saying she's just drunk. She turns and the man is behind her, a scream and cut to black. She is shown sitting down, and the masked man closes her eyes, and walks off into the crowd. The kids are walking through the woods, and Rhonda gives a very detailed history of Halloween. They arrive at the rock quarry and we learn about the halloween school bus massacre <i><strong>(SOUND 4)</strong></i>. A flashback about a school bus with different/troubled/disturbed kids, 8 of them. That day the driver takes a different route, and they pass Sam. He drives the bus to a quarry, it's told the parents of the kids approached the driver and made and offer for him to do the unthinkable. The driver then checks each kid, and they're all chained in the bus. One kids escapes, but doesn't know how to drive the bus, as the driver tries to get to the front, he's tripped and the bus goes over the edge. We see it slowly sinking under the water. The girl tells that the bus was so deep, it couldn't be found or the town didn't want to find it, and that it's still there with the kids. She tells that the collected pumpkins are to be left by the side of the lake as an offering to those who died. Three of the kids descend as Rhonda and the boy are left. Laurie walks seeing all the couples. When her sister calls, she sees the masked man, and she tells her she has a guy for her, we see a dude in a diaper. There is a howl, and it cuts back to the quarry, and Rhonda says "werewolves." As they ride the elevator down, they hear the other kids supposedly get attacked, and their pumpkins get extinguished. Rhonda goes to investigate.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The adult party... Who parties like that on halloween?</p><p>-Even on halloween, if a woman comes screaming for help, people would help. And why didn't she keep running? Why just stop?</p><p>-Where there any hometown myths/legends like the school bus massacre where you're from? Dead mans hill in Vestavia.</p><p>-If I were those kids, i would've never gotten out of the elevator. Nope.</p><p> </p><p>Rhonda finds the crashed school bus, half out of the water, with the others masks floating in the water. She reaches for a mask and is grabbed. what look to be ghouls start to chase her. She finds the boy she left, having his intestines eaten. As they close in, she slips and falls backwards, passing out. One of the ghouls says "oh shit" she comes too, screams, and hits one of them. They take their masks off, and show it was a prank. Rhonda is crying and freaking out. They go back to the bus to pack everything up, as Macy kicks a pumpkin into the lake. They start to hear childlike giggles and whispers. Back with Rhonda, they hear screaming and Schrader goes to check. He finds a freaked out Macy and hears voices too, and they see the kids rambling towards them. One girl falls and is pulled back. Rhonda is sitting in the elevator with the gate locked. <i><strong>(SOUND 5)</strong></i> The kids close in and the elevator reaches the top, We hear sounds of splatters, and gushes, kids screaming, then nothing. Rhonda and Sam see each other, and continue. Laurie is walking through the woods and is confronted by the masked man. Lauries sister is worried about her, saying she was always the runt of the litter, the masked man attacks, saying, "My my, what big eyes you have", we hear a scream and Lauries cloak comes flying in the party. They run to check on her, but inside the cloak, it's the masked man asking for help. Laurie comes walking out of the woods, saying the man bit her. They seem oddly passive about it, as the man asks for help. They take out his fangs, and take off the mask, and see that it's Mr. Wilkins. He then sees all the other party goes are dead, with their throats ripped out. Lauries sister tells her to be herself, She sits on Wilkins, saying its her first time to bear with her. They all start dancing and undressing, and transforming. With fangs and eyes. They start shedding their skin, reveling harry werewolves underneath. Lauries tells Wilkins, "my my, what big eyes you have" and attacks. As they eat, Sam sits by and watches.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I love this sequence. and the acknowledgment of Rhonda and Sam, that she hasn't broken any halloween rules.</p><p>-I don't wanna die by a werewolf, BUT if I were going to, I'd like it to be by Anna Paquin. It's also funny that when this came out, Anna was playing a vampire on True Blood. Generally vampires and werewolves are enemies.</p><p>-Also, depending on which werewolf lore you subscribe to, shouldn't the people attacked by them turn into werewolves?</p><p> </p><p>We see and exterior of a house, and "earlier". Three trick or treaters cautiously approach and knock. The door slowly unlocks and opens. They hear heavy breathing, and they see glowing eyes and some sort of beast comes after them. We see it was just the little dog with a mask on. Kreeg burns some photos and watches an infomercial. He takes a bite of a candy bar, but spits it out. We see the news cas from earlier, The dog barks, and Kreeg sees his gate has been opened, and someone eggs the window. He grabs a bat, and starts looking for Spike the dog. Outside, he finds Spike eating the finger Wilkins threw him. We see the interaction from earlier in the movie, from Kreegs side. Spike barks at the front door as he emerges telling whoever to get off his property, he sees his whole yard is filled with jack o'lanterns. Spike then barks at and goes up the stairs, Kreeg hears someone running around. He grabs the shotgun over the fireplace he mentioned earlier. As he climbs the stairs, we see Sam run and we hear the dog yelp. He goes down the hallway, and into his room, seeing movement on his bed, and finds a mechanical hand. Just then, a pumpkin catches on fire, and he sees halloween sayings written in blood all over the room. As hes watching, a little hand reaches our and cuts the back of his leg with a candy bar, that has a razor blade in it. Kreeg grabs his gun and shoots, but Sam has disappeared. He falls down the stairs, as it has candy and razor blades on it. As he tries to unlock the door, Sam crawls on the ceiling above him, drops on him and attacks. He crawls to the window and we see him getting Wilkins attention, and Sam attacks again. He rips off the mask and we see Sam has a huge pumpkin for a head, with a skeletal face. He bites Kreegs leg, and Kreeg gets his gun, shooting Sam in the face, sending him flying. Kreeg reloads and shoots Sam two more times before calling the police, who put him on hold, but before he can report it, the line is pulled from the wall. The disembodied hand then stabs Kreeg in the foot, to his bewilderment <i><strong>(SOUND 6)</strong></i> The hand gets the mask and Sam wakes up. His hand reattaches itself and he puts his mask on. Walking towards Kreeg, he takes a bite of a lollypop, and we see the lollypop from the beginning. He stalks towards Kreeg, he reaches for and breaks a glass bottle to keep fighting, but Sam disarms him. As Sam stabs him, he hits a piece of candy on Kreegs chest, the then stops. Takes the candy, turns and leaves, giving one last look. Kreeg realizes what he has to do. In the fire, we see a picture of the school children, and that Kreeg was the bus driver. Fade to black, and "later"... Trick or treaters come to Kreegs door, and he gives them candy. Next door Wilkins kid is handing out candy, wearing his dads bloody shirt. Rhonda is shown to be the person pulling the wagon from the beginning, and the car that almost hits her is Laurie, her sister, and her friends, we see Sam watching Kreeg, and he turns when the woman from the first sequence blows out the pumpkin, breaking the rule. Sam looks at the lollypop and takes off towards her. Kreeg closes the door, but theres another knock at the door <i><strong>(SOUND 7)</strong></i>. Roll credits.</p><p> </p><p>S: </p><p>-Kreeg cocks the shot gun like its pump action</p><p>-Pretty decent fight scene with Kreeg and Sam</p><p>-So Kreeg comes down the stairs and hurts his hands getting up, and can't open the front door, but then he can grab the shot gun, shoot it, reload it, shoot it again, AND call the police.</p><p> </p><p>-I like all the other subtle references to the other characters in the film. At the very beginning, when the woman is watching the guy with the white mask, you can see the bus children walk past. Also, how at the end they tie them all together with Rhonda, the Laurie, and even better that Kreeg doesn't tell the woman about Sam.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p> </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Tucker, Stephen, Chris)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Trick r Treat</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Trick r Treat</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by: Michael Dougherty (who has written a ton of other movies like Xmen 2, Superman Returns, the new Godzilla [which he directed, too] and Godzilla vs Kong.</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Anna Paquin</p><p>Brian Cox</p><p>Dylan Baker</p><p> </p><p>First Screened: December 9, 2007</p><p>Released on DVD: October 7, 2009</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $12M ($15.8M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: None, was not released in theatres, direct to DVD release. DVD and Bluray sales are estimated $12.3M ($16.2M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 83%</p><p>Metacritic % Google Users 87%</p><p> -No meta critic score, only 2 critic reviews, but both were positive. Variety gave it s 70%, and AV Club gave it s 67%</p><p>-Metacritic user reviews are overwhelmingly positive, to the tune of 7.9.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens to an old school film highlighting some of the rules of Halloween. Cut to a kid pulling a wagon in front of a car that almost hits them. A couple is walking home and obviously did not have a good time at halloween. The woman blows out the candle as the husband warns her about not doing it too early or she might make someone mad. We watch this from a different point of view, presumably the "bad gay". Husband wants to have sex, but she wants to take the decorations down... She relents and tells him to "put on the tape" as she starts taking the decorations down. As she removes them, she gets freaked out by a guy in a mask watching her, but he is a kid waiting for a ride. She is then attacked by a sheet, and has her throat cut by a pumpkin lolly pop inside the sheet, as her husband sleeps with a porn on. He comes out searching for her, and finds her dismembered body under a sheet, with the lollypop grotesquely shoved in her mouth. <i><strong>(SOUND 1)</strong></i> and cut to intro credits... Which gives some history of what we're about to see, 4 tales, Sam, some character names, Warren Valley, Ohio setting, halloween night, always check your candy, along with some foreshadowing images, Laurie, Mr. Kreeg. It opens back up to a closeup of a bag being drug down the street, occasionally panning up to see, what we find out later, are other characters in the movie. Scene change and a box that tells us "Earlier". There's a halloween party downtown. News caster tells how Warren Valley takes halloween very seriously. IN a costume store, some girls are changing talking about picking up dudes, and theres a kid peeping on them. The girls come out, in sexy princess costumes,while Laurie is dressed as little red riding hood, and one of them hits on the cashier. Next, the kid from Bad Santa is walking down the street, smashing pumpkins. He comes to a house that has a sign saying only take one candy, so he starts taking handfuls. But he is caught. The girls are walking down the street, with Laurie getting advice about being a virgin at 22, like Tucker. They pass the couple from the opening sequence. Maria and Janet show her how to hit on guys.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Regarding the woman who wants to take down halloween decorations ON halloween... Who does that?</p><p>-Again, who has a huge party like that ON halloween...and the girls in the costume store, who doesn't buy their costume until Halloween night at 8pm</p><p>-The asshole kids walking and smashing pumpkins, how did no adult say anything to him</p><p>-This one, like hubie halloween, how does it seem like everytown is so small no one drives, they all just walk all over town?</p><p>-What town throws a halloween party like that?</p><p> </p><p>The man and the candy stealer are talking, he pulls a knife, and he carves a pumpkin. He talks about how his dad taught him the traditions of halloween, and that they were started to protect us, but now, no one cares. The boy starts coughing and gurggling. The man tells of another tradition, to always check your candy, as the boy starts violently vomiting. He collapses in the mans lap. He struggles to bring the boy inside, getting bloody vomit on him. Trick or treaters come and we find out this is Principal Wilkins. After they all get some candy and take off, we see Sam, the little boy with the sack on his head also Trick or Treating. The girls get into a van with guys, leaving Laurie. Inside Wilkins house, we see how he laced his candy. He drags the body out back, and we see there are other bodies in the already dug hole when his son starts screaming at him from the window <i><strong>(SOUND 2)</strong></i>. Next a dog starts barking at them, so Wilkins throws him a finger. The neighbor comes out, looking for his dog, he hops in the hole and seems one of the bodies isn't actually dead. They have a heated exchange. Billy comes back and yells again, and Wilkins smashes whoever grabbed him with the shovel. Wilkins is then watering a tree in the filled in hole, complaining about his kid bothering him. As he walks inside, the neighbor gets his attention, which he ignores and we see the neighbor being tackled inside his home. He comes inside and is scared by Billy, and they go down stairs to carve the pumpkin. We're definitely led to think Wilkins is about to kill his son. He approaches, and places his hand on his head, <i><strong>(SOUND 3)</strong></i> ...and we see the candy thieves head on a lazy susan and they smile.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Wilkins leaving his laced candy out. Seems dangerous.</p><p>-As willy nilly about killing as he is, and with the bodies in the back yard, I'm surprised Wilkins hasn't been caught. Are we sure this doesn't take place in Opelika and Tucker is the detective?</p><p>-Never mind how long it would take to dig the hole, i still think it would take a few hours to fill it back in.</p><p> </p><p>The trick or treaters from Wilkins house go to a house with an obviously drunk Mrs. Henderson, and a crazy party happening in the back ground. They're collecting pumpkins for something. They approach a house with a TON of carved pumpkins, and a girl in a which costume comes out, who they say is an idiot savant. We meet Schrader and Rhonda. At the halloween party downtown, people are making out and we find a couple in an alley enjoying themselves. When the woman realzies she has blood all over her, and freaks out. She runs screaming for help, and we see the couple from the beginning again, saying she's just drunk. She turns and the man is behind her, a scream and cut to black. She is shown sitting down, and the masked man closes her eyes, and walks off into the crowd. The kids are walking through the woods, and Rhonda gives a very detailed history of Halloween. They arrive at the rock quarry and we learn about the halloween school bus massacre <i><strong>(SOUND 4)</strong></i>. A flashback about a school bus with different/troubled/disturbed kids, 8 of them. That day the driver takes a different route, and they pass Sam. He drives the bus to a quarry, it's told the parents of the kids approached the driver and made and offer for him to do the unthinkable. The driver then checks each kid, and they're all chained in the bus. One kids escapes, but doesn't know how to drive the bus, as the driver tries to get to the front, he's tripped and the bus goes over the edge. We see it slowly sinking under the water. The girl tells that the bus was so deep, it couldn't be found or the town didn't want to find it, and that it's still there with the kids. She tells that the collected pumpkins are to be left by the side of the lake as an offering to those who died. Three of the kids descend as Rhonda and the boy are left. Laurie walks seeing all the couples. When her sister calls, she sees the masked man, and she tells her she has a guy for her, we see a dude in a diaper. There is a howl, and it cuts back to the quarry, and Rhonda says "werewolves." As they ride the elevator down, they hear the other kids supposedly get attacked, and their pumpkins get extinguished. Rhonda goes to investigate.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The adult party... Who parties like that on halloween?</p><p>-Even on halloween, if a woman comes screaming for help, people would help. And why didn't she keep running? Why just stop?</p><p>-Where there any hometown myths/legends like the school bus massacre where you're from? Dead mans hill in Vestavia.</p><p>-If I were those kids, i would've never gotten out of the elevator. Nope.</p><p> </p><p>Rhonda finds the crashed school bus, half out of the water, with the others masks floating in the water. She reaches for a mask and is grabbed. what look to be ghouls start to chase her. She finds the boy she left, having his intestines eaten. As they close in, she slips and falls backwards, passing out. One of the ghouls says "oh shit" she comes too, screams, and hits one of them. They take their masks off, and show it was a prank. Rhonda is crying and freaking out. They go back to the bus to pack everything up, as Macy kicks a pumpkin into the lake. They start to hear childlike giggles and whispers. Back with Rhonda, they hear screaming and Schrader goes to check. He finds a freaked out Macy and hears voices too, and they see the kids rambling towards them. One girl falls and is pulled back. Rhonda is sitting in the elevator with the gate locked. <i><strong>(SOUND 5)</strong></i> The kids close in and the elevator reaches the top, We hear sounds of splatters, and gushes, kids screaming, then nothing. Rhonda and Sam see each other, and continue. Laurie is walking through the woods and is confronted by the masked man. Lauries sister is worried about her, saying she was always the runt of the litter, the masked man attacks, saying, "My my, what big eyes you have", we hear a scream and Lauries cloak comes flying in the party. They run to check on her, but inside the cloak, it's the masked man asking for help. Laurie comes walking out of the woods, saying the man bit her. They seem oddly passive about it, as the man asks for help. They take out his fangs, and take off the mask, and see that it's Mr. Wilkins. He then sees all the other party goes are dead, with their throats ripped out. Lauries sister tells her to be herself, She sits on Wilkins, saying its her first time to bear with her. They all start dancing and undressing, and transforming. With fangs and eyes. They start shedding their skin, reveling harry werewolves underneath. Lauries tells Wilkins, "my my, what big eyes you have" and attacks. As they eat, Sam sits by and watches.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I love this sequence. and the acknowledgment of Rhonda and Sam, that she hasn't broken any halloween rules.</p><p>-I don't wanna die by a werewolf, BUT if I were going to, I'd like it to be by Anna Paquin. It's also funny that when this came out, Anna was playing a vampire on True Blood. Generally vampires and werewolves are enemies.</p><p>-Also, depending on which werewolf lore you subscribe to, shouldn't the people attacked by them turn into werewolves?</p><p> </p><p>We see and exterior of a house, and "earlier". Three trick or treaters cautiously approach and knock. The door slowly unlocks and opens. They hear heavy breathing, and they see glowing eyes and some sort of beast comes after them. We see it was just the little dog with a mask on. Kreeg burns some photos and watches an infomercial. He takes a bite of a candy bar, but spits it out. We see the news cas from earlier, The dog barks, and Kreeg sees his gate has been opened, and someone eggs the window. He grabs a bat, and starts looking for Spike the dog. Outside, he finds Spike eating the finger Wilkins threw him. We see the interaction from earlier in the movie, from Kreegs side. Spike barks at the front door as he emerges telling whoever to get off his property, he sees his whole yard is filled with jack o'lanterns. Spike then barks at and goes up the stairs, Kreeg hears someone running around. He grabs the shotgun over the fireplace he mentioned earlier. As he climbs the stairs, we see Sam run and we hear the dog yelp. He goes down the hallway, and into his room, seeing movement on his bed, and finds a mechanical hand. Just then, a pumpkin catches on fire, and he sees halloween sayings written in blood all over the room. As hes watching, a little hand reaches our and cuts the back of his leg with a candy bar, that has a razor blade in it. Kreeg grabs his gun and shoots, but Sam has disappeared. He falls down the stairs, as it has candy and razor blades on it. As he tries to unlock the door, Sam crawls on the ceiling above him, drops on him and attacks. He crawls to the window and we see him getting Wilkins attention, and Sam attacks again. He rips off the mask and we see Sam has a huge pumpkin for a head, with a skeletal face. He bites Kreegs leg, and Kreeg gets his gun, shooting Sam in the face, sending him flying. Kreeg reloads and shoots Sam two more times before calling the police, who put him on hold, but before he can report it, the line is pulled from the wall. The disembodied hand then stabs Kreeg in the foot, to his bewilderment <i><strong>(SOUND 6)</strong></i> The hand gets the mask and Sam wakes up. His hand reattaches itself and he puts his mask on. Walking towards Kreeg, he takes a bite of a lollypop, and we see the lollypop from the beginning. He stalks towards Kreeg, he reaches for and breaks a glass bottle to keep fighting, but Sam disarms him. As Sam stabs him, he hits a piece of candy on Kreegs chest, the then stops. Takes the candy, turns and leaves, giving one last look. Kreeg realizes what he has to do. In the fire, we see a picture of the school children, and that Kreeg was the bus driver. Fade to black, and "later"... Trick or treaters come to Kreegs door, and he gives them candy. Next door Wilkins kid is handing out candy, wearing his dads bloody shirt. Rhonda is shown to be the person pulling the wagon from the beginning, and the car that almost hits her is Laurie, her sister, and her friends, we see Sam watching Kreeg, and he turns when the woman from the first sequence blows out the pumpkin, breaking the rule. Sam looks at the lollypop and takes off towards her. Kreeg closes the door, but theres another knock at the door <i><strong>(SOUND 7)</strong></i>. Roll credits.</p><p> </p><p>S: </p><p>-Kreeg cocks the shot gun like its pump action</p><p>-Pretty decent fight scene with Kreeg and Sam</p><p>-So Kreeg comes down the stairs and hurts his hands getting up, and can't open the front door, but then he can grab the shot gun, shoot it, reload it, shoot it again, AND call the police.</p><p> </p><p>-I like all the other subtle references to the other characters in the film. At the very beginning, when the woman is watching the guy with the white mask, you can see the bus children walk past. Also, how at the end they tie them all together with Rhonda, the Laurie, and even better that Kreeg doesn't tell the woman about Sam.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p> </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:author>Tucker, Stephen, Chris</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Trick &apos;r Treat. The 2009 anthology halloween movie that, unfortunately, never made it to theatres. Does it invoke the halloween spirit, does it make spooky things rise for the grave? Or is it like your grandmother&apos;s butterscotch candies: old and stale? Found out, and a rabbit hole of vampires vs. werewolves, and we try to answer the question: &quot;are ghosts real&quot; as The Guys Review... Trick r Treat

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Trick &apos;r Treat. The 2009 anthology halloween movie that, unfortunately, never made it to theatres. Does it invoke the halloween spirit, does it make spooky things rise for the grave? Or is it like your grandmother&apos;s butterscotch candies: old and stale? Found out, and a rabbit hole of vampires vs. werewolves, and we try to answer the question: &quot;are ghosts real&quot; as The Guys Review... Trick r Treat

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Hubie Halloween</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Hubie Halloween</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Steven Brill (Also directed Little Nicky and Mr. Deeds, among others)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p>Kevin James</p><p>Julie Bowen (also in Happy Gilmore as Virginia Venit)</p><p>Ray Liotta</p><p>Rob Schneider</p><p>June Squibb</p><p>Kenan Thompson</p><p>Shaquille O'Neal</p><p> </p><p>Released: October 7, 2020</p><p> </p><p>Budget: No info, part of the Netflix deal with Adam Sandlers Happy Madison Productions. The original deal Sandler inked <strong>$250 million</strong> with Netflix in 2014 to produce six films for the streaming service, with Hubie Halloween being #6. It was announced in Jan 2020, Sandler and Netflix extended their deal for 4 more movies.</p><p> </p><p>Box Office:</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 5.2/10 Rotten Tomatoes 54%</p><p>Metacritic 53% Google Users 79%</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>It opens at Westford State Mental Hospital with Hal from Happy Gilmore finding the psycho is on the loose. Cutting to Salem, we see Hubie biking through the town, being friendly, but everyone being a dick to him, throwing eggs at him. A slow motion viewing of Violet Valentine, sends Hubie flying over a car. Hubie is working at the meat counter, Mr. Landofla is called and calls him Pubie. Generally giving him shit, when, with the help fo the other employee, they jump scare Hubie with the lambs head in the meat case. Everyone laughs. Sgt Downy is watching videos in his cruiser, like all cops do, and he gets a call that Richard Hartman escaped the psych ward. Its revealed that Downy testified against him, when Hubie startles him, telling him the O'Doyle kid was buying a bunch TP. Hubie obviously is a worry wort as Downy tells him not to bother him, a gang of kids with scream masks chase after him, and he expertly dodges everything, including flaming dog shit. Hubie takes a tumble and they ride off with an "O'Doyle Rules"... Hubies new neighbor Walter Lambert helps him up, and some back story about his swiss army thermos. We see how over done his house is for halloween. He walks in and is scared by a decoration. Hubies mom is wearing a 'boner doner' shirt and they discuss Mr. Lambert. His mom comments how hard Hubie works to help others, but that he needs to stand up for himself. In his room, Hubie is reminiscing about high school, and see that Sgt. Downy and Violet were a couple, and he regrets not being brave enough to ask her out. He gets scared, again, and busts his window with the year book, and cleans it up with the thermos. Outside the house, we see the escaped inmate peeing in front of Hubies house.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Regarding him getting scared so much... Why is halloween his favorite holiday? Also, how can you get scared by decorations that you obviously put up?</p><p>-The kid who plays Deli Mike was supposed to be played by Cameron Boyce, but he died from epilepsy complications days before filming began.</p><p> </p><p>At Violets house, shes watching Wake Up Boston and all the anchors are dressed at Harley Quinn, they interview the Salem mayor. Sgt Downy is investigating a pig that was killed, and it almost descends into ta domestic dispute. At the salem museum, the janitor is making fun of Hubie in front of Violet, and even the museum worker throws away his word searches. She introduces him to her children, including foster children, and Hubie tells that his ancestors were in the Salem witch trials, where Chris was a judge. She discloses she and Sgt. Downy are divorced, and she makes it VERY obvious shes interested. She mentions something off about a Lambers tombstone, and Hubie goes to investigate. There is of course a funeral going on right next to the grave he's looking for. As Hubie digs, he's throwing dirt on the attendants. He finds Walters grave says born in 1661, but no death date. We learn it was Landolfas dad who died... He begins to apologize, but it was a rouse to push Hubie in the grave. When the gravedigger starts to throw dirt, he says hes down there, it scares the digger, he grabs his chest, and falls in, on to Hubie...which would be the only way Trey could get someone on top. Riding his bike down the street, ducking random objects thrown at him, Hubie finds Mr. Lambert boarding up his house and they have a very strange conversation about age. At the school, O'Doyle gives one of Violets foster kid a hard time, and a teacher sticks up for her. Hubie comes to give a halloween safety speech, wearing his pee stained sheet. He starts to explain his GHOST acronym, and he gets scared by a kid in costume, so they all start throwing food at him. At a coffee shop, Violets son Tommy tries to hit on the barista, and she tells him about the halloween party. A confusing phone call to the radio station, and at Violets house, she tells her kids Hubie is the nicest guy in town, and that niceness matters. Halloween starts, and the escaped inmate ominously puts on a pig mask.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The mayors jacket is like the mayors from jaws</p><p>-The two girls that are Violets kids are Adam Sandlers real life kids</p><p>-I get the comedy...but why dig up a grave like that when there's a funeral going on right next to it. Come back in an hour. Jeez.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>As Hubie leaves, his mom implores him to stay. As he rides, he saves a cat, and Violet threatens the woman to thank Hubie... Which she still doesn't. Hubie almost asks Violet out, and shes visibly disappointed. We see a girl who is about to take more than one piece of candy, and he starts to teach her a lesson about the honor system. Mr. Hennessey approaches and gives him more crap, and the others laugh at him. He tells him he heard weird noises coming from Mr. Lamberts house, so Hubie goes to investigate. Hearing the noises, Hubie racks up a B and E, and gets in the house. Searches for him, he falls into the basement and finds things leading him to believe Mr. Lambert may have a dog... He finds Walter, but he takes off. At the police station, Downy is still talking to the farmers, when Hubie interrupts. Downy tells him about the AUU, Auxiliary Undercover Unit. Hes not to contact anyone, and to keep a log of what he finds, and drop it in the trash can across the town hall, and he agrees just like Tuckers captain told him. Cookie builds a candy tower to donate, as Hubie suggested, but she can't find Tommy, so she goes to Danielle for help. We find Tommy at the halloween party. Deli Mike spikes the punch, when the barista finds Tommy and they flirt. Hubie enters and starts pooping the party. They threaten to kill him and he goes into a boner tirade. Deli Mike hatches a plan to scare Hubie in the corn maze. Tommy and the barista go to tell Hubie its a prank. Mike scares barista Megan, and he punches Tommy. We see someone/something approach Mike and he looks scared, and it cuts to Hubie finding Tommy and Megan. Walking through the maze, he finds Mike tied up and gagged. and he's just yanked into the corn. According to the voice over it's 9pm. Hubie tries to contact Downy, but he ignores him. Violet arrives at the diner misses a call from Danielle. At the drive in the Hennessys comment how impressive it is how long Hubie has been a loser, and hatch an idea to scare him. Mrs. Hennessy approaches Hubie and tells him about a scary old car. As he approaches, the lights come on, the engine starts, and it starts to approach him, he sees it's a headless driver, and he runs scared. The top drops and the kids in the scream masks start throwing eggs at him, he uses a grapple hook to get away, and they all laugh at him. Hubie encounters Walter, who he asks if he's a werewolf, and Walter turns and runs. At a city party, the mayor tells Downy they're not cancelling any of the activities because of a lost kid. The girls are wondering around looking for Tommy and encounter the guy in the pig mask. Hubie at the diner, talks with Violet about purpose, as he mixes soups in his thermos. She offers him some chardonnay, complements him and calls him a hero. The Hennessys are driving and laughing at Hubie when they encounter something in the road. He gets out to move what turns out to be be a scare crow, and he vanishes. Mrs. Hennessy gets out calling for him, and she's yanked away.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-If Violet is SO into Hubie, why doesn't she ask him out? We're not kids anymore... The best part about being an adult, is we can do what we want. For kids, I do think the guy should ask the girl...but after a certain age... fuck it. who cares?</p><p>-Seems like a pretty killer halloween party for all the underage kids to be drinking at... obviously someone had to know what was going on?</p><p>-With everyone out trick or treating, at the drive in, who is home to give out candy.</p><p>-Where did the old car come from?</p><p>-Any pranks on people when you were younger? Tp yards, fork, anything like that?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Hubie is riding his bike looking for Danielle and Cookie, dodging objects thrown at him. Hubies mom looks at how people have vandalized her yard when Walter comes running by. He handcuffs himself to his fridge when the pig mask guy arrives and says they need to talk. Tommy and Megan are looking for the girls when Hubie arrives with them. Hubie tells them to be safe, that he's going to protect the city. In the bathroom, he hears a dog howl and thinks its Walter. He finds a dog that takes off into a haunted house. He goes through the house, terrified. Londalfa comes out of the haunted house with the teacher from earlier, and starts hitting on her. Hubie finds the dog, and tries to throw a silver bullet at it, but it eats it instead. Outside, Londolfa is called out for hitting on her, and the dog turns out to be hers. He hears Hubie, and goes in the house to scare Hubie. As he goes to scare him, he's yanked into the darkness. The mayor, officer Downy, Hubie and a few others gather and complain nothing has been done, Downy says nothing else planned is going to happen. Hubie tells them about his werewolf theory. Downy calls in the station to have someone check on Walter, when the other officer tells him Walter and Richie turned themselves in 45 minutes ago and we find out Walter and Richie are roommates at the mental hospital. Walter, who is Nick Hudson, broke out a month ago, and Richie broke out to find him. So with those two in custody, they turn on Hubie accusing him of making the people who are mean to him making them disappear. Hubie runs away, through the woods, still getting things thrown at him, when he approaches the radio station. Inside, what has sounded like a woman voice over/DJ Aurora, turns out to be Shaq. Hubie is looking for some advice, and the DJ and his wife tell him about the only other person who calls in more than him, and that he always dedicates a special song to Hubie and they said they were going to do something special for Hubie on halloween, after drinking too much chardonnay. Downy arrives and Hubie tells him Violet is the only person who is nice to him. They set up a sting.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-What time is it at the haunted house? Who does all that on halloween night</p><p>-The sliver bullet, that shit was plastic. Who would walk around with silver bullets like that?</p><p>-WTCH is a radio station from Shawano, Wisconsin</p><p>-Was the "wife" a guy or a girl?</p><p> </p><p>Violet approaches and Hubie, and he immediately calls for back up. Downy calls the number who called the radio station, but the phone doesn't ring, and they find the cell phone is in Hubies house. Hubie and Violet confess their love for each other, and Hubie steals a boat for some reason. At Hubies house, he finds his mom with a glass of chardonnay. Hubie asks if hes her special someone. He sees Landolfo in the back yard, goes out and sees all the missing people. Hubies mom tells him why she did what she did, and starts adding gas to the wood. As she strikes a match and they all ask for help, Hubie remembers how all of them have been mean to him, laughed at him, all the punishment he's taken, when he remembers what Violet said about him being a hero, he slings the last bit of soup and puts out the match. The cops arrives, and they still give him shit even though he just saved them. Hubies mom tells them all off, and calls them all out...and they explain why they're all mean to him. Pressure to be cool, hair loss, lack of sexual fulfillment, fake dyslexia because he's just dumb. Hubies mom explains why she did what she did, and she yells "Frankenstein" and runs off. We also find out Walter killed the pig from early on. Hubie wishes Violet happy halloween and share a kiss through the tv. 1 year later, they kiss and the kids show their costumes for Halloween, Father Dave, Richie, Officer Downy and wolfman Walter. Hubie is shown to be the mayor with his sash, he made thermos' for the kids, as he rides to the city events, we see the kids and they are nice to Hubie. Hubie pranks them instead, and everyone is shown to be nice and wave to Hubie. Credits roll with Hubie screaming and outtakes.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The reporter that shows up at the end is Adam Sandlers wife</p><p>-All in all, kinda funny, I like the references to other Sandler movies. I hope they do one where they bring in a bunch of other Sandler characters.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p> </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hubie Halloween</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Hubie Halloween</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Steven Brill (Also directed Little Nicky and Mr. Deeds, among others)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p>Kevin James</p><p>Julie Bowen (also in Happy Gilmore as Virginia Venit)</p><p>Ray Liotta</p><p>Rob Schneider</p><p>June Squibb</p><p>Kenan Thompson</p><p>Shaquille O'Neal</p><p> </p><p>Released: October 7, 2020</p><p> </p><p>Budget: No info, part of the Netflix deal with Adam Sandlers Happy Madison Productions. The original deal Sandler inked <strong>$250 million</strong> with Netflix in 2014 to produce six films for the streaming service, with Hubie Halloween being #6. It was announced in Jan 2020, Sandler and Netflix extended their deal for 4 more movies.</p><p> </p><p>Box Office:</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 5.2/10 Rotten Tomatoes 54%</p><p>Metacritic 53% Google Users 79%</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>It opens at Westford State Mental Hospital with Hal from Happy Gilmore finding the psycho is on the loose. Cutting to Salem, we see Hubie biking through the town, being friendly, but everyone being a dick to him, throwing eggs at him. A slow motion viewing of Violet Valentine, sends Hubie flying over a car. Hubie is working at the meat counter, Mr. Landofla is called and calls him Pubie. Generally giving him shit, when, with the help fo the other employee, they jump scare Hubie with the lambs head in the meat case. Everyone laughs. Sgt Downy is watching videos in his cruiser, like all cops do, and he gets a call that Richard Hartman escaped the psych ward. Its revealed that Downy testified against him, when Hubie startles him, telling him the O'Doyle kid was buying a bunch TP. Hubie obviously is a worry wort as Downy tells him not to bother him, a gang of kids with scream masks chase after him, and he expertly dodges everything, including flaming dog shit. Hubie takes a tumble and they ride off with an "O'Doyle Rules"... Hubies new neighbor Walter Lambert helps him up, and some back story about his swiss army thermos. We see how over done his house is for halloween. He walks in and is scared by a decoration. Hubies mom is wearing a 'boner doner' shirt and they discuss Mr. Lambert. His mom comments how hard Hubie works to help others, but that he needs to stand up for himself. In his room, Hubie is reminiscing about high school, and see that Sgt. Downy and Violet were a couple, and he regrets not being brave enough to ask her out. He gets scared, again, and busts his window with the year book, and cleans it up with the thermos. Outside the house, we see the escaped inmate peeing in front of Hubies house.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Regarding him getting scared so much... Why is halloween his favorite holiday? Also, how can you get scared by decorations that you obviously put up?</p><p>-The kid who plays Deli Mike was supposed to be played by Cameron Boyce, but he died from epilepsy complications days before filming began.</p><p> </p><p>At Violets house, shes watching Wake Up Boston and all the anchors are dressed at Harley Quinn, they interview the Salem mayor. Sgt Downy is investigating a pig that was killed, and it almost descends into ta domestic dispute. At the salem museum, the janitor is making fun of Hubie in front of Violet, and even the museum worker throws away his word searches. She introduces him to her children, including foster children, and Hubie tells that his ancestors were in the Salem witch trials, where Chris was a judge. She discloses she and Sgt. Downy are divorced, and she makes it VERY obvious shes interested. She mentions something off about a Lambers tombstone, and Hubie goes to investigate. There is of course a funeral going on right next to the grave he's looking for. As Hubie digs, he's throwing dirt on the attendants. He finds Walters grave says born in 1661, but no death date. We learn it was Landolfas dad who died... He begins to apologize, but it was a rouse to push Hubie in the grave. When the gravedigger starts to throw dirt, he says hes down there, it scares the digger, he grabs his chest, and falls in, on to Hubie...which would be the only way Trey could get someone on top. Riding his bike down the street, ducking random objects thrown at him, Hubie finds Mr. Lambert boarding up his house and they have a very strange conversation about age. At the school, O'Doyle gives one of Violets foster kid a hard time, and a teacher sticks up for her. Hubie comes to give a halloween safety speech, wearing his pee stained sheet. He starts to explain his GHOST acronym, and he gets scared by a kid in costume, so they all start throwing food at him. At a coffee shop, Violets son Tommy tries to hit on the barista, and she tells him about the halloween party. A confusing phone call to the radio station, and at Violets house, she tells her kids Hubie is the nicest guy in town, and that niceness matters. Halloween starts, and the escaped inmate ominously puts on a pig mask.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The mayors jacket is like the mayors from jaws</p><p>-The two girls that are Violets kids are Adam Sandlers real life kids</p><p>-I get the comedy...but why dig up a grave like that when there's a funeral going on right next to it. Come back in an hour. Jeez.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>As Hubie leaves, his mom implores him to stay. As he rides, he saves a cat, and Violet threatens the woman to thank Hubie... Which she still doesn't. Hubie almost asks Violet out, and shes visibly disappointed. We see a girl who is about to take more than one piece of candy, and he starts to teach her a lesson about the honor system. Mr. Hennessey approaches and gives him more crap, and the others laugh at him. He tells him he heard weird noises coming from Mr. Lamberts house, so Hubie goes to investigate. Hearing the noises, Hubie racks up a B and E, and gets in the house. Searches for him, he falls into the basement and finds things leading him to believe Mr. Lambert may have a dog... He finds Walter, but he takes off. At the police station, Downy is still talking to the farmers, when Hubie interrupts. Downy tells him about the AUU, Auxiliary Undercover Unit. Hes not to contact anyone, and to keep a log of what he finds, and drop it in the trash can across the town hall, and he agrees just like Tuckers captain told him. Cookie builds a candy tower to donate, as Hubie suggested, but she can't find Tommy, so she goes to Danielle for help. We find Tommy at the halloween party. Deli Mike spikes the punch, when the barista finds Tommy and they flirt. Hubie enters and starts pooping the party. They threaten to kill him and he goes into a boner tirade. Deli Mike hatches a plan to scare Hubie in the corn maze. Tommy and the barista go to tell Hubie its a prank. Mike scares barista Megan, and he punches Tommy. We see someone/something approach Mike and he looks scared, and it cuts to Hubie finding Tommy and Megan. Walking through the maze, he finds Mike tied up and gagged. and he's just yanked into the corn. According to the voice over it's 9pm. Hubie tries to contact Downy, but he ignores him. Violet arrives at the diner misses a call from Danielle. At the drive in the Hennessys comment how impressive it is how long Hubie has been a loser, and hatch an idea to scare him. Mrs. Hennessy approaches Hubie and tells him about a scary old car. As he approaches, the lights come on, the engine starts, and it starts to approach him, he sees it's a headless driver, and he runs scared. The top drops and the kids in the scream masks start throwing eggs at him, he uses a grapple hook to get away, and they all laugh at him. Hubie encounters Walter, who he asks if he's a werewolf, and Walter turns and runs. At a city party, the mayor tells Downy they're not cancelling any of the activities because of a lost kid. The girls are wondering around looking for Tommy and encounter the guy in the pig mask. Hubie at the diner, talks with Violet about purpose, as he mixes soups in his thermos. She offers him some chardonnay, complements him and calls him a hero. The Hennessys are driving and laughing at Hubie when they encounter something in the road. He gets out to move what turns out to be be a scare crow, and he vanishes. Mrs. Hennessy gets out calling for him, and she's yanked away.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-If Violet is SO into Hubie, why doesn't she ask him out? We're not kids anymore... The best part about being an adult, is we can do what we want. For kids, I do think the guy should ask the girl...but after a certain age... fuck it. who cares?</p><p>-Seems like a pretty killer halloween party for all the underage kids to be drinking at... obviously someone had to know what was going on?</p><p>-With everyone out trick or treating, at the drive in, who is home to give out candy.</p><p>-Where did the old car come from?</p><p>-Any pranks on people when you were younger? Tp yards, fork, anything like that?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Hubie is riding his bike looking for Danielle and Cookie, dodging objects thrown at him. Hubies mom looks at how people have vandalized her yard when Walter comes running by. He handcuffs himself to his fridge when the pig mask guy arrives and says they need to talk. Tommy and Megan are looking for the girls when Hubie arrives with them. Hubie tells them to be safe, that he's going to protect the city. In the bathroom, he hears a dog howl and thinks its Walter. He finds a dog that takes off into a haunted house. He goes through the house, terrified. Londalfa comes out of the haunted house with the teacher from earlier, and starts hitting on her. Hubie finds the dog, and tries to throw a silver bullet at it, but it eats it instead. Outside, Londolfa is called out for hitting on her, and the dog turns out to be hers. He hears Hubie, and goes in the house to scare Hubie. As he goes to scare him, he's yanked into the darkness. The mayor, officer Downy, Hubie and a few others gather and complain nothing has been done, Downy says nothing else planned is going to happen. Hubie tells them about his werewolf theory. Downy calls in the station to have someone check on Walter, when the other officer tells him Walter and Richie turned themselves in 45 minutes ago and we find out Walter and Richie are roommates at the mental hospital. Walter, who is Nick Hudson, broke out a month ago, and Richie broke out to find him. So with those two in custody, they turn on Hubie accusing him of making the people who are mean to him making them disappear. Hubie runs away, through the woods, still getting things thrown at him, when he approaches the radio station. Inside, what has sounded like a woman voice over/DJ Aurora, turns out to be Shaq. Hubie is looking for some advice, and the DJ and his wife tell him about the only other person who calls in more than him, and that he always dedicates a special song to Hubie and they said they were going to do something special for Hubie on halloween, after drinking too much chardonnay. Downy arrives and Hubie tells him Violet is the only person who is nice to him. They set up a sting.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-What time is it at the haunted house? Who does all that on halloween night</p><p>-The sliver bullet, that shit was plastic. Who would walk around with silver bullets like that?</p><p>-WTCH is a radio station from Shawano, Wisconsin</p><p>-Was the "wife" a guy or a girl?</p><p> </p><p>Violet approaches and Hubie, and he immediately calls for back up. Downy calls the number who called the radio station, but the phone doesn't ring, and they find the cell phone is in Hubies house. Hubie and Violet confess their love for each other, and Hubie steals a boat for some reason. At Hubies house, he finds his mom with a glass of chardonnay. Hubie asks if hes her special someone. He sees Landolfo in the back yard, goes out and sees all the missing people. Hubies mom tells him why she did what she did, and starts adding gas to the wood. As she strikes a match and they all ask for help, Hubie remembers how all of them have been mean to him, laughed at him, all the punishment he's taken, when he remembers what Violet said about him being a hero, he slings the last bit of soup and puts out the match. The cops arrives, and they still give him shit even though he just saved them. Hubies mom tells them all off, and calls them all out...and they explain why they're all mean to him. Pressure to be cool, hair loss, lack of sexual fulfillment, fake dyslexia because he's just dumb. Hubies mom explains why she did what she did, and she yells "Frankenstein" and runs off. We also find out Walter killed the pig from early on. Hubie wishes Violet happy halloween and share a kiss through the tv. 1 year later, they kiss and the kids show their costumes for Halloween, Father Dave, Richie, Officer Downy and wolfman Walter. Hubie is shown to be the mayor with his sash, he made thermos' for the kids, as he rides to the city events, we see the kids and they are nice to Hubie. Hubie pranks them instead, and everyone is shown to be nice and wave to Hubie. Credits roll with Hubie screaming and outtakes.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The reporter that shows up at the end is Adam Sandlers wife</p><p>-All in all, kinda funny, I like the references to other Sandler movies. I hope they do one where they bring in a bunch of other Sandler characters.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p> </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Hubie Halloween. For the start of our October reviews, Chris has chosen Hubie Halloween for us to review. We visit Adam Sandler again as Hubie, a good natured citizen of Salem who just wants everyone to have a safe Halloween, but something wicked this way comes as Hubie tries to keep the citizens of Salem safe, despite the despicable ways they treat him. The Guys share some halloween tales, and experiences, as The Guys Review... Hubie Halloween. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Hubie Halloween. For the start of our October reviews, Chris has chosen Hubie Halloween for us to review. We visit Adam Sandler again as Hubie, a good natured citizen of Salem who just wants everyone to have a safe Halloween, but something wicked this way comes as Hubie tries to keep the citizens of Salem safe, despite the despicable ways they treat him. The Guys share some halloween tales, and experiences, as The Guys Review... Hubie Halloween. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Dumb and Dumber</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Dumb and Dumber</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Peter Farrelly</p><p> </p><p>Written by: John Hughes, but his name was stripped due to a deal he made with the studio</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Jim Carrey</p><p>Jeff Daniels</p><p>Lauren Holly</p><p>Karen Duffy</p><p>Mike Starr</p><p>Charles Rocket</p><p>Teri Garr</p><p> </p><p>Released: December 6, 1994</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $17M ($31.4M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $247.3M ($456.5M 2021) worldwide</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.3/10 Rotten Tomatoes 68%</p><p>Metacritic 41% Google Users 87%</p><p> </p><p>Although the film did not secure any major American film awards, it was successful at the 1995 MTV Movie Awards. Carrey won for Best Comic Performance, Carrey and Holly (a couple who would later endure a short-lived marriage) won for Best Kiss, and Carrey and Daniels were nominated for Best On-Screen Duo.</p><p> </p><p>Carrey was nominated for a Razzie Award for "Worst New Star," lost to Anna Nicole Smith in Naked Gun 33 1/3</p><p> </p><p>In 2000, readers of <i>Total Film</i> magazine voted <i>Dumb and Dumber</i> the fifth greatest comedy film of all time. The film ranks 445th on <i>Empire Magazine</i>'s 2008 list of the 500 greatest movies of all time.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open with a girl at a bus stop when a limo pulls up and Carrys, Lloyd pulls over and asks for directions. When he asks for directions, she tells him in an Austrian accent, which he confuses with Australian <i><strong>(SOUND 1)</strong></i>. We then see that he's the limo driver. As he drives around the city, we meet Harry driving the dog van giving the dogs food, speeding, and tossing the dogs all over the van. Lloyd arrives at a large house, and annoyingly knocks on the door, Mary answers, and Lloyd is struck. He awkwardly chats with Mary in the limo. Harry arrives to deliver the dogs, and they're covered in ketchup and mustard. Mary tries to tip Lloyd, which he turns down, and he VERY awkwardly hugs her. He tries to hold it together. As Mary walks, shes followed by two nefarious looking characters and they discuss picking up the drop. Mary puts a briefcase down, and Lloyd swoops in and grabs it before the two bad guys can. Harry and Lloyd meet at an apartment building, both looking very defeated, and being followed by the two people from the air port. Harry and Lloyd talk about their days <i><strong>(SOUND 2)</strong></i>, lloyd calls Harry a loser for losing his job. The two henchmen knock on the door, and they think it's the gas man, so they bail. The bad guys want to send them a message, so he kills their bird. Lloyd goes to the store, to get the essentials, and ends up getting robbed by an old lady in a scooter<i><strong>(SOUND 3)</strong></i>. Back at the apartment they're depressed, and the birds head fell off. Lloyd suggest they go to Aspen. They argue, and Lloyd has a heartfelt moment of being sick and tired of not having anyone. Harry agrees to go, causing Lloyd to cry. The trip begins.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-My main issue with this whole movie and the premise is I find it hard to believe there are people ACTUALLY this dumb in the world. I get there are dumb people, but this level of willful ignorance is hard to imagine.</p><p>-Why didn't the hench people just kick down the door. To get the briefcase, i would have.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>On the road, Lloyd tells Harry he made some extra money by selling some of their stuff, including Petey the headless bird... Which we see the head has been taped back on, as the henchmen walk past. They find a note on the door addressed to the "gas man" which enrages them, and they assume Harry and Lloyd are pros and could've been trailing them for weeks to know he's got gas. Harry and Lloyd are eating at a diner when they give a waitress a hard time. Harry then spills some salt, who Lloyd advises to throw some salt over his shoulder, which hits Sea Bass, <i><strong>(SOUND 4)</strong></i> Who then hocks a loogie on his burger. Lloyd hatches a plan, goes to talk to Sea Bass and offers to buy them drinks. He then approaches the waitress and tells her Sea Bass is offering to pay for their bill. When she checks to confirm this, he waves at her, confirming. They take off, and Sea Bass comes running out pissed off. Lloyd tells Harry how he came up with the idea from a movie...and in the movie, they're caught and their throats are slit. Lloyd then has to pee, and finds relief using beer bottles. He fills up 4 four when they pass a cop, who unlike Tucker, is doing his job, and they're pulled over... Harry tells him its a cardigan, but appreciates it anyway. So they stop. The officer asks if they've been drinking, citing the bottles in the floor. He demands they give him one, and he takes a big swig... causing him to spasm, and tells them to leave. A large house in aspen, Mary and her parents, and Nick, a family friend, are discussing how her husband has been kidnapped, and the dropped briefcase was a money drop for the kidnappers. They advise she act normal, go skiing and go to parties. Lloyd has a fantasy, about him and Mary, a cheeky first meeting, Lloyd telling stories with friends, he defends her honor in a restaurant fight, and they kiss next to a fire, as Mary takes off her top, Lloyd sees the headlights of a truck and breaks his fantasy. They stop at a scummy hourly motel, where they're both in a heart shaped tub, and can hear the neighbors banging it out. Lloyd tells Harry if he has some "knockers" he'd be banging him already. It gets a little weird for Harry. Harry tells Lloyd about an ex, Freda Feltcher...and his heartbreak when she left, and he suspected she was seeing someone else. Which Lloyd acts very guilty. The hench-dude is on the phone, in a phone booth, with Nick, discussing who Harry and Lloyd could be and how he wants his money.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I remember the first time I saw this when I was younger and didn't know what a boilermaker was. Ha.</p><p>-I wonder how many times people have tried this trick since this movie came out. It is pretty genius.</p><p>-Peeing into a beer bottle while sitting has to be REALLY hard.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Joe the henchman hatches his own plan, posing like his car died, and is picked up by Harry and Lloyd. He immediately sees how moronic they are with them playing the "it" game across him and making up rules. I imagine this what it was like for Chris growing up, before they invented Tv and radio. Lloyd then makes the most annoying sound in the world<i><strong>(SOUND 5)</strong></i>. They start singing the mockingbird song, as Joe is about to pull his gun and shoot them, when they pull over to pick a hispanic family up, they all sing along. They all stop at another diner, when they share a hot candy and have a severe reaction. Joe calls Nick and mentions he's going to put rat poison in their drinks. When he returns, Harry and Lloyd are shown putting the hot candies on Joes burger. He realizes they don't even know Mary, as he takes a bite of the burger. He has a very bad reaction because of his ulcer. He tells them to get his pills,<i><strong>(SOUND 6)</strong></i> Harry gets what turns out to be the rat poison. He realizes what it is, and dies. Movie investigators who are obviously doing a better job than Tucker are investigating. Harry and Lloyd stop to get gas; Harry chats up a woman also getting gas. Lloyd, using the bathroom sees a note on the bathroom wall, "For Manly Love, be here on March 25th at 2:15am" in Tuckers handwriting... Lloyd looks at his watch as it hits 2:15, someone enters. Lloyd tries to hide, but the door is busted open and he screams as Sea Bass is standing there. Harry keeps hitting on the girl, and accidentally sets himself on fire. As Sea Bass advances to sexually assault Lloyd, Harry barges in, knocking Sea Bass out, and puts his foot out in the toilet, saving Lloyd. Back on the road, Harry is making fun of Lloyd, and Lloyd does not like it. As Lloyd drives, he takes a wrong turn and heads back east towards Nebraska. We see Harry sitting in a field, angry that Lloyd has gone the wrong way. They argue and Harry starts walking home. As he walks, Lloyd comes riding up on a tiny motorcycle the same size as Tuckers old one. He tells Harry he traded in the van for it, straight up, and gets 70 miles per gallon, we get Harrys response: <i><strong>(SOUND 7)</strong></i>. A musical montage of them. on the bike as they make it to Aspen. They walk around Aspen, and after trying to look up her name, Lloyd can't remember her last name. They argue and fight, as Harry tries to get rid of the briefcase, and throws it, it pops open and they see it's full of cash. They discuss getting reasonable accommodations and paying it all back with IOUs... They're then shown in the presidential suite, which they take, and pull up in a Lamborghini, full of boxes, and all new clothes.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-All the smoking in the movie... Very 90's.</p><p>-The whole bathroom/gay meet up thing and Harry making fun of him afterwards... I'm surprised this movie hasn't gotten canceled yet.</p><p>-I still to this day will say to myself "woah, jeez... look at the butt on that..."</p><p> </p><p>In the hotel room, Lloyd finds a newspaper article about Mary, and that she'll be at a Gala the next day. Que another music montage a-la Pretty Woman, as they are prepped for the gala. They arrive in a horse drawn carriage in now classic orange and blue tuxes, top hats, canes, and ruffled shirts. As they enter, the lady henchman recognizes them and alerts Nick. They continuously make weird scenes, and Harry goes to introduce himself and try to buildup Lloyd and get Mary interested and prepped <i><strong>(SOUND 8).</strong></i> As they chat, Marys step-mom invites Harry to go skiing with Mary, and he doesn't get a chance to tell her about Lloyd. Harry tells him he's got him a date with her tomorrow, and to celebrate, they open a bottle of champagne; which the cork kills one of the owls. Harry is getting ready to go skiing with Mary, having told Lloyd she said she would meet him in the hotel bar. Harry makes an awkward entrance as Lloyd waits at the bar. Harry on the lift, gets his tongue stuck to some frost... obviously he never watched A Christmas Story. Lloyd is in the bar and a woman sits next to him, complaining about her ex-boyfriend. Harry and Mary make a snow man, and have an intense snow fight. Lloyd finds out where Mary lives, AND that we landed on the moon. Chris, what was that day like? Lloyd sees Harry drops off Mary... spawning one of the best gag gifs/memes of all time. At the hotel, Harry and Lloyd chat, and Lloyd makes Harry a laxative drink. At Marys house, it all hits explosively, <i><strong>(SOUND 9)</strong></i> when Mary tells him the toilet doesn't work. Lloyd shows up and tells her he has her briefcase. They go to the hotel to give her the briefcase back, but Nick and the female henchman are in the lobby.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-How much do you think was in the briefcase to afford the presidential suite, clothes, and the Lambo?</p><p>-If you found a briefcase full of money, what would you do with it? Depending on how much was in it?</p><p> </p><p>Lloyd practices what he wants to say to Mary, but he can't get the words out right <i><strong>(SOUND 10)</strong></i>... like Tucker, desperately wants to make love to a school boy...and we support you and your lifestyle. Mary shoots Lloyd down, but he sees a shimmer of hope <i><strong>(SOUND 11)</strong></i>. When Nick knocks on the door and pulls a gun. Harry comes through the lobby, and we see the gas station woman, who calls out to him. Nick orders Lloyd to open the briefcase, revealing all the IOUs, and he's enraged. Harry comes in and Nick holds them at gunpoint. Harry and Lloyd argue and decide to end their friendship. Nick shoots Harry, but hes not hurt and he pulls a gun, and shoots at Nick, but doesn't hit him. Just then the FBI breaks in, arresting Nick and the henchwoman. Marys husband Bobby arrives, and they're introduced. He thanks them and cut to Harry and Lloyd walking, saying the police confiscated everything, when the Hawaiian Tropic bus stops saying they're looking for some oil boys, and Harry and Lloyd very helpfully send them to another town to find some guys to help oil them up. They walk down the road playing the it game, as the credits roll.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I like that nick is using a Walther PPK.</p><p>-The whole FBI using Harry, giving him a gun, bullshit. What if he had killed Nick? Is he a murderer? Why would they give him a gun?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p> </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Trey, Tucker, Chris, Stephen)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/dumb-and-dumber-y82_e35v</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Dumb and Dumber</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Dumb and Dumber</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Peter Farrelly</p><p> </p><p>Written by: John Hughes, but his name was stripped due to a deal he made with the studio</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  </p><p>Jim Carrey</p><p>Jeff Daniels</p><p>Lauren Holly</p><p>Karen Duffy</p><p>Mike Starr</p><p>Charles Rocket</p><p>Teri Garr</p><p> </p><p>Released: December 6, 1994</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $17M ($31.4M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $247.3M ($456.5M 2021) worldwide</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.3/10 Rotten Tomatoes 68%</p><p>Metacritic 41% Google Users 87%</p><p> </p><p>Although the film did not secure any major American film awards, it was successful at the 1995 MTV Movie Awards. Carrey won for Best Comic Performance, Carrey and Holly (a couple who would later endure a short-lived marriage) won for Best Kiss, and Carrey and Daniels were nominated for Best On-Screen Duo.</p><p> </p><p>Carrey was nominated for a Razzie Award for "Worst New Star," lost to Anna Nicole Smith in Naked Gun 33 1/3</p><p> </p><p>In 2000, readers of <i>Total Film</i> magazine voted <i>Dumb and Dumber</i> the fifth greatest comedy film of all time. The film ranks 445th on <i>Empire Magazine</i>'s 2008 list of the 500 greatest movies of all time.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open with a girl at a bus stop when a limo pulls up and Carrys, Lloyd pulls over and asks for directions. When he asks for directions, she tells him in an Austrian accent, which he confuses with Australian <i><strong>(SOUND 1)</strong></i>. We then see that he's the limo driver. As he drives around the city, we meet Harry driving the dog van giving the dogs food, speeding, and tossing the dogs all over the van. Lloyd arrives at a large house, and annoyingly knocks on the door, Mary answers, and Lloyd is struck. He awkwardly chats with Mary in the limo. Harry arrives to deliver the dogs, and they're covered in ketchup and mustard. Mary tries to tip Lloyd, which he turns down, and he VERY awkwardly hugs her. He tries to hold it together. As Mary walks, shes followed by two nefarious looking characters and they discuss picking up the drop. Mary puts a briefcase down, and Lloyd swoops in and grabs it before the two bad guys can. Harry and Lloyd meet at an apartment building, both looking very defeated, and being followed by the two people from the air port. Harry and Lloyd talk about their days <i><strong>(SOUND 2)</strong></i>, lloyd calls Harry a loser for losing his job. The two henchmen knock on the door, and they think it's the gas man, so they bail. The bad guys want to send them a message, so he kills their bird. Lloyd goes to the store, to get the essentials, and ends up getting robbed by an old lady in a scooter<i><strong>(SOUND 3)</strong></i>. Back at the apartment they're depressed, and the birds head fell off. Lloyd suggest they go to Aspen. They argue, and Lloyd has a heartfelt moment of being sick and tired of not having anyone. Harry agrees to go, causing Lloyd to cry. The trip begins.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-My main issue with this whole movie and the premise is I find it hard to believe there are people ACTUALLY this dumb in the world. I get there are dumb people, but this level of willful ignorance is hard to imagine.</p><p>-Why didn't the hench people just kick down the door. To get the briefcase, i would have.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>On the road, Lloyd tells Harry he made some extra money by selling some of their stuff, including Petey the headless bird... Which we see the head has been taped back on, as the henchmen walk past. They find a note on the door addressed to the "gas man" which enrages them, and they assume Harry and Lloyd are pros and could've been trailing them for weeks to know he's got gas. Harry and Lloyd are eating at a diner when they give a waitress a hard time. Harry then spills some salt, who Lloyd advises to throw some salt over his shoulder, which hits Sea Bass, <i><strong>(SOUND 4)</strong></i> Who then hocks a loogie on his burger. Lloyd hatches a plan, goes to talk to Sea Bass and offers to buy them drinks. He then approaches the waitress and tells her Sea Bass is offering to pay for their bill. When she checks to confirm this, he waves at her, confirming. They take off, and Sea Bass comes running out pissed off. Lloyd tells Harry how he came up with the idea from a movie...and in the movie, they're caught and their throats are slit. Lloyd then has to pee, and finds relief using beer bottles. He fills up 4 four when they pass a cop, who unlike Tucker, is doing his job, and they're pulled over... Harry tells him its a cardigan, but appreciates it anyway. So they stop. The officer asks if they've been drinking, citing the bottles in the floor. He demands they give him one, and he takes a big swig... causing him to spasm, and tells them to leave. A large house in aspen, Mary and her parents, and Nick, a family friend, are discussing how her husband has been kidnapped, and the dropped briefcase was a money drop for the kidnappers. They advise she act normal, go skiing and go to parties. Lloyd has a fantasy, about him and Mary, a cheeky first meeting, Lloyd telling stories with friends, he defends her honor in a restaurant fight, and they kiss next to a fire, as Mary takes off her top, Lloyd sees the headlights of a truck and breaks his fantasy. They stop at a scummy hourly motel, where they're both in a heart shaped tub, and can hear the neighbors banging it out. Lloyd tells Harry if he has some "knockers" he'd be banging him already. It gets a little weird for Harry. Harry tells Lloyd about an ex, Freda Feltcher...and his heartbreak when she left, and he suspected she was seeing someone else. Which Lloyd acts very guilty. The hench-dude is on the phone, in a phone booth, with Nick, discussing who Harry and Lloyd could be and how he wants his money.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I remember the first time I saw this when I was younger and didn't know what a boilermaker was. Ha.</p><p>-I wonder how many times people have tried this trick since this movie came out. It is pretty genius.</p><p>-Peeing into a beer bottle while sitting has to be REALLY hard.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Joe the henchman hatches his own plan, posing like his car died, and is picked up by Harry and Lloyd. He immediately sees how moronic they are with them playing the "it" game across him and making up rules. I imagine this what it was like for Chris growing up, before they invented Tv and radio. Lloyd then makes the most annoying sound in the world<i><strong>(SOUND 5)</strong></i>. They start singing the mockingbird song, as Joe is about to pull his gun and shoot them, when they pull over to pick a hispanic family up, they all sing along. They all stop at another diner, when they share a hot candy and have a severe reaction. Joe calls Nick and mentions he's going to put rat poison in their drinks. When he returns, Harry and Lloyd are shown putting the hot candies on Joes burger. He realizes they don't even know Mary, as he takes a bite of the burger. He has a very bad reaction because of his ulcer. He tells them to get his pills,<i><strong>(SOUND 6)</strong></i> Harry gets what turns out to be the rat poison. He realizes what it is, and dies. Movie investigators who are obviously doing a better job than Tucker are investigating. Harry and Lloyd stop to get gas; Harry chats up a woman also getting gas. Lloyd, using the bathroom sees a note on the bathroom wall, "For Manly Love, be here on March 25th at 2:15am" in Tuckers handwriting... Lloyd looks at his watch as it hits 2:15, someone enters. Lloyd tries to hide, but the door is busted open and he screams as Sea Bass is standing there. Harry keeps hitting on the girl, and accidentally sets himself on fire. As Sea Bass advances to sexually assault Lloyd, Harry barges in, knocking Sea Bass out, and puts his foot out in the toilet, saving Lloyd. Back on the road, Harry is making fun of Lloyd, and Lloyd does not like it. As Lloyd drives, he takes a wrong turn and heads back east towards Nebraska. We see Harry sitting in a field, angry that Lloyd has gone the wrong way. They argue and Harry starts walking home. As he walks, Lloyd comes riding up on a tiny motorcycle the same size as Tuckers old one. He tells Harry he traded in the van for it, straight up, and gets 70 miles per gallon, we get Harrys response: <i><strong>(SOUND 7)</strong></i>. A musical montage of them. on the bike as they make it to Aspen. They walk around Aspen, and after trying to look up her name, Lloyd can't remember her last name. They argue and fight, as Harry tries to get rid of the briefcase, and throws it, it pops open and they see it's full of cash. They discuss getting reasonable accommodations and paying it all back with IOUs... They're then shown in the presidential suite, which they take, and pull up in a Lamborghini, full of boxes, and all new clothes.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-All the smoking in the movie... Very 90's.</p><p>-The whole bathroom/gay meet up thing and Harry making fun of him afterwards... I'm surprised this movie hasn't gotten canceled yet.</p><p>-I still to this day will say to myself "woah, jeez... look at the butt on that..."</p><p> </p><p>In the hotel room, Lloyd finds a newspaper article about Mary, and that she'll be at a Gala the next day. Que another music montage a-la Pretty Woman, as they are prepped for the gala. They arrive in a horse drawn carriage in now classic orange and blue tuxes, top hats, canes, and ruffled shirts. As they enter, the lady henchman recognizes them and alerts Nick. They continuously make weird scenes, and Harry goes to introduce himself and try to buildup Lloyd and get Mary interested and prepped <i><strong>(SOUND 8).</strong></i> As they chat, Marys step-mom invites Harry to go skiing with Mary, and he doesn't get a chance to tell her about Lloyd. Harry tells him he's got him a date with her tomorrow, and to celebrate, they open a bottle of champagne; which the cork kills one of the owls. Harry is getting ready to go skiing with Mary, having told Lloyd she said she would meet him in the hotel bar. Harry makes an awkward entrance as Lloyd waits at the bar. Harry on the lift, gets his tongue stuck to some frost... obviously he never watched A Christmas Story. Lloyd is in the bar and a woman sits next to him, complaining about her ex-boyfriend. Harry and Mary make a snow man, and have an intense snow fight. Lloyd finds out where Mary lives, AND that we landed on the moon. Chris, what was that day like? Lloyd sees Harry drops off Mary... spawning one of the best gag gifs/memes of all time. At the hotel, Harry and Lloyd chat, and Lloyd makes Harry a laxative drink. At Marys house, it all hits explosively, <i><strong>(SOUND 9)</strong></i> when Mary tells him the toilet doesn't work. Lloyd shows up and tells her he has her briefcase. They go to the hotel to give her the briefcase back, but Nick and the female henchman are in the lobby.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-How much do you think was in the briefcase to afford the presidential suite, clothes, and the Lambo?</p><p>-If you found a briefcase full of money, what would you do with it? Depending on how much was in it?</p><p> </p><p>Lloyd practices what he wants to say to Mary, but he can't get the words out right <i><strong>(SOUND 10)</strong></i>... like Tucker, desperately wants to make love to a school boy...and we support you and your lifestyle. Mary shoots Lloyd down, but he sees a shimmer of hope <i><strong>(SOUND 11)</strong></i>. When Nick knocks on the door and pulls a gun. Harry comes through the lobby, and we see the gas station woman, who calls out to him. Nick orders Lloyd to open the briefcase, revealing all the IOUs, and he's enraged. Harry comes in and Nick holds them at gunpoint. Harry and Lloyd argue and decide to end their friendship. Nick shoots Harry, but hes not hurt and he pulls a gun, and shoots at Nick, but doesn't hit him. Just then the FBI breaks in, arresting Nick and the henchwoman. Marys husband Bobby arrives, and they're introduced. He thanks them and cut to Harry and Lloyd walking, saying the police confiscated everything, when the Hawaiian Tropic bus stops saying they're looking for some oil boys, and Harry and Lloyd very helpfully send them to another town to find some guys to help oil them up. They walk down the road playing the it game, as the credits roll.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I like that nick is using a Walther PPK.</p><p>-The whole FBI using Harry, giving him a gun, bullshit. What if he had killed Nick? Is he a murderer? Why would they give him a gun?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p> </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:author>Trey, Tucker, Chris, Stephen</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Dumb and Dumber. The third movie in 1994 that starred rubber faced Jim Carrey, along with the straight foil, Jeff Daniels. The guys take a road trip with two more dumb guys than they usually have and ride this mini-bike all the way to the end with stories, thoughts, and terrible opinions. Find out if this classic cult comedy can withstand the test of time as The Guys Review... Dumb and Dumber

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Dumb and Dumber. The third movie in 1994 that starred rubber faced Jim Carrey, along with the straight foil, Jeff Daniels. The guys take a road trip with two more dumb guys than they usually have and ride this mini-bike all the way to the end with stories, thoughts, and terrible opinions. Find out if this classic cult comedy can withstand the test of time as The Guys Review... Dumb and Dumber

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Little Debbie</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Jacks Message on twitter: "Hey just listened to your 9/11 episode and it was a nice change of pace and cool to (hear) a softer side from you guys and it can be good to mix it up a bit sometimes.</p><p>It was cool to see you guys open up and be a bit vulnerable...I think for your pod having an episode like that really makes the listener feel like they are a mate."</p><p> </p><p><strong>Little Debbie</strong></p><p> </p><p>Little Debbie started out in 1934 as McKees , the same year Chris lost his virginty to Miss Anita. O.D. McKee and his wife Ruth began selling 5¢ snack cakes from the back of his 1928 Whippet. Not Whipple, unfotunately. It wasn't unti 1960 that they started selling the individually packaged snacks as "Little Debbie" (named after their granddaughter) that we know today. Debbies parents didn't even know their daughter was the face until the first cartons were being printed. Debbie McKee-Fowler currently holds the position of Executive Vice President and serves on the McKee Foods Board of Directors, and it introducing the 4th generation of McKees to leadership roles in McKee Foods.</p><p> </p><p>In 1960 the cost of a carton of Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies was only $.49. After its initial introduction, more than 14 million cakes were sold within 10 months. While the Oatmeal Creme Pie was the original Little Debbie snack cake, there were 14 different varieties by 1964 including the ever-popular Nutty Buddy® Wafer Bars and Swiss Cake Roll.</p><p> </p><p>As of 2013, McKee ships more than 900 million cartons of Little Debbie products each year.</p><p> </p><p>https://www.cspdailynews.com/category-management-handbook/snacks-sweet-snacks-2016</p><p> </p><p>According to CSP Daily News, in 2015 Little Debbie cake brands had $99M in sales, with 121.1M units sold. According to the same report, Little Debbie controls 165% of the market dollars, following the Hostess brand; BUT, controls 28.9% of the units in the market, with Hostess holding only 26.1%.</p><p> </p><p>https://www.bizjournals.com/nashville/blog/2014/07/ranking-the-richest-families-in-tennessee.html</p><p> </p><p>Finally, according to a 2014 article from Biz Journals.com, states the McKee family and the business has a net worth of $1.4B.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p> </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2021 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Tucker, Trey)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/little-debbie-11V7_Jyh</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Little Debbie</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Jacks Message on twitter: "Hey just listened to your 9/11 episode and it was a nice change of pace and cool to (hear) a softer side from you guys and it can be good to mix it up a bit sometimes.</p><p>It was cool to see you guys open up and be a bit vulnerable...I think for your pod having an episode like that really makes the listener feel like they are a mate."</p><p> </p><p><strong>Little Debbie</strong></p><p> </p><p>Little Debbie started out in 1934 as McKees , the same year Chris lost his virginty to Miss Anita. O.D. McKee and his wife Ruth began selling 5¢ snack cakes from the back of his 1928 Whippet. Not Whipple, unfotunately. It wasn't unti 1960 that they started selling the individually packaged snacks as "Little Debbie" (named after their granddaughter) that we know today. Debbies parents didn't even know their daughter was the face until the first cartons were being printed. Debbie McKee-Fowler currently holds the position of Executive Vice President and serves on the McKee Foods Board of Directors, and it introducing the 4th generation of McKees to leadership roles in McKee Foods.</p><p> </p><p>In 1960 the cost of a carton of Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies was only $.49. After its initial introduction, more than 14 million cakes were sold within 10 months. While the Oatmeal Creme Pie was the original Little Debbie snack cake, there were 14 different varieties by 1964 including the ever-popular Nutty Buddy® Wafer Bars and Swiss Cake Roll.</p><p> </p><p>As of 2013, McKee ships more than 900 million cartons of Little Debbie products each year.</p><p> </p><p>https://www.cspdailynews.com/category-management-handbook/snacks-sweet-snacks-2016</p><p> </p><p>According to CSP Daily News, in 2015 Little Debbie cake brands had $99M in sales, with 121.1M units sold. According to the same report, Little Debbie controls 165% of the market dollars, following the Hostess brand; BUT, controls 28.9% of the units in the market, with Hostess holding only 26.1%.</p><p> </p><p>https://www.bizjournals.com/nashville/blog/2014/07/ranking-the-richest-families-in-tennessee.html</p><p> </p><p>Finally, according to a 2014 article from Biz Journals.com, states the McKee family and the business has a net worth of $1.4B.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p> </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Little Debbie</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Little Debbie. Little Debbie is a family owned baked goods company started in 1937 and today, the guys will taste test multiple options of their various options. Will any of them be appealing? Which will rate the highest? Will Trey puke again? All the questions answered, and more, on this sweet episode of The Guys Review...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>9/11</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p><i><strong>**Twitter Poll**</strong></i> -</p><p> </p><p>9/11 Stories, memories, YouTube Video</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEogeIIOJzU</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Songs That Mean Something</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Stephen - "<strong>Simple Man</strong>" is the last track on side one of Lynyrd Skynyrd's debut album, <i>(Pronounced 'Lĕh-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd)</i>.</p><p>The song is one of Lynyrd Skynyrd's most popular songs. Since the song became available for digital download, it has become Lynyrd Skynyrd's third best-selling digital song after "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Free Bird". It has sold 1,333,000 copies in the U.S. as of November 2013.</p><p> </p><p>Lyrically the song is about a mother talking to her child about life, inspired by the passing of Ronnie Van Zant's grandmother.</p><p> </p><p>Tucker - <strong>"You Should Be Here"</strong> Cole Swindell</p><p> </p><p>Trey - <strong>"Bittersweet Symphony"</strong> The Verve.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p> </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2021 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Tucker, Trey, Chris)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/9-11-tribute-EtH9o1LJ</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>9/11</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p><i><strong>**Twitter Poll**</strong></i> -</p><p> </p><p>9/11 Stories, memories, YouTube Video</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEogeIIOJzU</p><p> </p><p><i><strong>Songs That Mean Something</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>Stephen - "<strong>Simple Man</strong>" is the last track on side one of Lynyrd Skynyrd's debut album, <i>(Pronounced 'Lĕh-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd)</i>.</p><p>The song is one of Lynyrd Skynyrd's most popular songs. Since the song became available for digital download, it has become Lynyrd Skynyrd's third best-selling digital song after "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Free Bird". It has sold 1,333,000 copies in the U.S. as of November 2013.</p><p> </p><p>Lyrically the song is about a mother talking to her child about life, inspired by the passing of Ronnie Van Zant's grandmother.</p><p> </p><p>Tucker - <strong>"You Should Be Here"</strong> Cole Swindell</p><p> </p><p>Trey - <strong>"Bittersweet Symphony"</strong> The Verve.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p><p> </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!!</p><p> </p><p>Thank you,</p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>9/11 Tribute</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Stephen, Tucker, Trey, Chris</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>On September 11, 2001, life as we know it changed forever when 4 planes were hijacked that directly resulted in the deaths of 2,977 people in New York, Washington DC, and a field in Pennsylvania. This is a special episode of The Guys Review... Chris is not here this week, due to a family emergency. With the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, Stephen, Trey and Tucker thought doing something a little different was in order. Listen on as The Guys recount where they were, some chilling audio from flight controllers, as well as some victims, and finish off with some songs that move The Guys... On this 9/11 Tribute episode of, The Guys Review... 

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Thank you,
-The Guys</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On September 11, 2001, life as we know it changed forever when 4 planes were hijacked that directly resulted in the deaths of 2,977 people in New York, Washington DC, and a field in Pennsylvania. This is a special episode of The Guys Review... Chris is not here this week, due to a family emergency. With the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, Stephen, Trey and Tucker thought doing something a little different was in order. Listen on as The Guys recount where they were, some chilling audio from flight controllers, as well as some victims, and finish off with some songs that move The Guys... On this 9/11 Tribute episode of, The Guys Review... 

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-The Guys</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mall Rats</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p><i><strong>**Twitter Poll**</strong></i> - </p><p> </p><p><strong>Spreadsheet Numbers:</strong></p><p>highest rated movies so far:</p><p>1) Lone Survivor (.25 beers)</p><p>2) The Sandlot (.5 beers)</p><p>3) Breakfast Club (.875 Beers)</p><p>4) Weezer Blue Album (1 beer)</p><p>5) Boondock Saints (1.5 beers)</p><p> </p><p>Lowest Rated So Far:</p><p>1) Double Dragon - 4.875</p><p>2) Wet Hot American Summer - 4.625</p><p>3) Bloodsport and Backdraft - 3.875</p><p>4) Weather Man - 3.625</p><p>5) Independence Day - 3.375</p><p> </p><p>Current totals/averages:</p><p>Average score overall: 2.4 beers</p><p>Given out a total of 264 beers</p><p>-Stephen averages 2.4 beers, 64.5 total given out</p><p>-Chris averages 2.6, with 71.5 given out</p><p>-Trey averages 2.7, with 72.5 given out</p><p>-Tucker averages 2 beers, with 55.5 given out.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Mall Rats</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by: Kevin Smith</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Shannen Doherty, Claire Forlani, Ben Affleck, Jason Mewes, Joey Lauren Adams, Michael Rooker, and Kevin Smith</p><p> </p><p>Released: October 20, 1995</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $6.1M ($10.9M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $2.1M ($3.8M 2021) worldwide</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.1/10 Rotten Tomatoes 57%</p><p>Metacritic 41% Google Users 88%</p><p> </p><p>It is the second film in the View Askewniverse after 1994's <i>Clerks</i>, although, chronologically, <i>Mallrats</i> takes place a day before.</p><p> </p><p>In January 2020, Smith revealed that development on a sequel film has started again, this time under the title <i>Twilight of the Mallrats</i>.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens at the Governors Ball, the Gov emerges, drunk. Jared Svenning approaches her about some money he was promised, he tells her about his tv station, the one that draws the lotto numbers, and how they're putting on a live show this weekend from the mall. The camera pans up to Brandi stargazing, trying to finish a paper, when TS finds her, and asks if shes coming to watch his last performance. As they part, looking forward to a Florida trip, Brandi tells TS shes helping her father with a tv dating game, so she can't go with him. Brandis hair gets caught in the trigger, prompting security to return fire. They realize its Svennings daughter, and the governor tears up his check. TS tries to apologize, and Svenning tells him off. Brandi breaks up with him, even after he says he was going to propose in Florida. Cut to intro credits.</p><p> </p><p>Brodie is woken up by Rene, they argue about breakfast, and Rene confesses that she cries in the bathroom, Brodie asks why, <i><strong>(SOUND </strong></i>1)C. As she exits his room, so his mom doesn't see her, she breaks up with him. TS arrives to Brodies with the press close behind. The commiserate being dumped by their women. Brodie thinks he was dumped because he farted when Rene was going down on him the week prior, then he suggests going to the mall. They head to Brandis house, but the press are waiting, so Brodie runs interference and tells some wild stories about satanic masses and goat sex...Trey, does it remind you of Fraternity initiation? As Brandi and TS attempt to make up, he becomes super possessive and she pulls away again. Svenning is caught naked, and chases everyone away. They finally arrive at the mall, with Brodie giving TS some hard truths.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-TS calling her stupid science major... Mmmm... Nah.</p><p>-Ever fart on a girl going down on you?</p><p>-TS just tries to "forget about" what happened...</p><p>-Rooker doing the boxing in the mirror... Def see "stump" when the towel falls. Never noticed that before...</p><p>-I also don't remember the musket in the hair thing</p><p> </p><p>As they enter the mall, Brodie is bumped into by Shannon, the manager of fashionable male. Tense words are exchanged, and they carry on, to find a stage being built. Looking for answers, they ask Willam, who is trying to see a magic eye poster <i><strong>(SOUND 2)</strong></i>, but he informs them the stage is for Svennings show. Brodie suggests sabotaging the show/stage, enter Jay and Silent Bob <i><strong>(SOUND 3)</strong></i>. They agree to wreak havoc by removing one critical cross beam, while trying to avoid Mall Cop LaFlours. Willam looses his shit when a little girl sees a schooner <i><strong>(SOUND 4)</strong></i>...followed by Brodie explainning how Superman would, or wouldn't be able to have sex with women <i><strong>(SOUND 5)</strong></i>...then if the cookie shack is part of the food court (which it's not). Brodie approaches Rene and gets set straight. Jay and Silent Bob attempt their first plan, <i><strong>(SOUND 6)</strong></i> which is derailed by a kids wooden toy and Bob crashes into the womens change room. After a weird segue, Brodie and TS meet Trisha who is 15 and writing a book about the Sexual drive of men 18-30...and it's revealed she slept with Shannon, and 49 other dudes, like Tucker, while Brodie can't let go of the kid on the escalator. Trying to get into the comic shop, and he almost starts a fight, finally finding out Stan Lee is signing comics. Jay and Silent Bob try plan #2, with Bob flying through the air, over LaFlours...but missing the pin and crashing into another womens change room. TS and Brodie commiserate again about Stan Lee and being broken up with, when Jay and Silent Bob hide from LaFlours, and give up on trashing the stage... when they see Rene with Shannon. TS runs interferance, and Brodie takes her in the elevator, so they can scream and argue at each other, when she attacks his libedo, and they have sex in the elevator... Which doesn't change anything, and she calls his dick small. Gwen surprises TS, and he elbows her in the tit, telling him she saw Brandi by the stage. He goes and to confronts Svenning, who admits he did want them to break up. TS, Brodie and Gwen share some exposition, and history, with Brodie using where to put your arm when you sleep with someone as a metaphor for his relationship with Rene. Brodie goes to get a drink, and Shannon grabs him, and kicks the shit out of him, eventually telling him his plan of banging her somewhere very uncomfortable, like the back of a Volkswagon, Brodie agrees to leave her alone, and Shanon leaves...without leaving him $20. m</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Were ya'll able to do the magic eye posters?</p><p>-They use a LOT of words and don't say anything.</p><p>-Weirdest place you've ever had sex?</p><p>-Anyone else think its gross she tries on panties like that?</p><p>-Whichever version I'm watching, there are a lot of differences, and the beating went MUCH longer than I remember.</p><p> </p><p>TS and Gwen find Brodie, who blames the easter bunny for kicking his ass. Jay and Silent Bob then go assault the easter bunny, with the kids joining in. Gwen goes and tells Brandi TS is there and that he's a great guy. Svennings assistant comes to fetch TS, and Brodie suggests TS stink palm him, using his own hand as an example. TS speaks with Svenning, which he's obviously is stalling for time, and takes issue when TS mentions marrying Brandi, he tells a bit about their history, her mother being 15, himself 14 when she was born. Explaining to him how and why TS will not marry his daughter because of her bright future, and that he has no ambition, no chance of making it, and he will not be marrying his daughter. Brodie arrives, and applies said stink palm, even giving some chocolate covered pretzels, which he greedily eats. Security pounces on the boys, and takes him away, with Svenning keeping the pretzels... As the security guards drag TS and Brodie, they yell at Renae to get Jay and Silent Bob, who she finds with Willam staring at the magic eye, setting up one of the best jokes in the movie, when Willam looks at Rene and says, "Brenda?" Jay and Silent Bob rescue Brodie and TS from security, and then grapple hook to safety. Brodie and TS hide at the 'dirt mall' and go to get some sage advice from Ivana, the topless palm reader. TS is totally against the topless reading, but Brodie is into it... Until she takes off her top, and they switch. Brodie is grossed out, and TS becomes enamored. As they leave, she peels of the thrid nipple and eats it. They return to the mall, with his plan to get on the tv show. TS approaches Jay and Silent Bob for help. Brodie is oogling some lingerie, when he's approached by Stan Lee.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I remember the stink palm, but have any of y'all ever done it?</p><p> </p><p>Jay approaches the contestants to smoke them out. Brodie is asking Stan Lee all sorts inappropriate questions about super heros dicks, and like Tucker, was disappointed when he wouldn't tell <i><strong>(SOUND 6.5)</strong></i>. Stan talks with him about relationships and women, which Stan had a running count with Mick Jagger, and that he was ahead. He gives Brodie a long story about the one that got away, and how he'd give everything up for one more day with her <i><strong>(SOUND 7)</strong></i>. He leaves, and Brodie takes off. TS thanks Stan for talking to Brodie, who has gotten Silent Bob and Trisha to help him. TS and Brodie take the place of the two suiters Jay smoked out. Svenning barfs when he sees TS and Brodie on the stage. Brandi comes on stage (like I've done once or twice), and starts asking questions to the suiters, with some fairly funny responses<i><strong>(SOUND 8)</strong></i>. Brodie continues make fun of every answer Gil makes, making everyone laugh, and infuriating Svenning. They continue, when Brodie tells a story about his uncle started beating off on an airplane when they think they're going to die. Brandi figures out TS and Brodie are on the stage, and they have their confrontation. Brodie eloquently sums everything up <i><strong>(SOUND 9) </strong>E</i>veryone applauds, except Gill and Svenning. Outside, the police arrives. Stan Lee walks by Willam commenting, "oh, a sailboat" sending Willam on a rage. As the host is wrapping up the show, and Brodie confesses his love for Rene, and Shannon starts to come at him to beat him again, Silent Bob is trying to reach the tape that was dropped, as Willam laments about not seeing the sail boat, Brodie calls on Silent Bob, who can't reach the tape, Willam hits the support, knocking the tape in to Bobs hands as he was trying to jedi mind trick it, with a look directly at the camera, he plays the tape of Shannon banging Trisha, and the cops arrest him. The cops allow one punch to the gut... Is that a California law? I know in Alabama we get WAY more punches before and after being arrested, right Tucker? Jay asks Bob how the got the tape, with the Jedi mind trick, prompting Bobs only line: "Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things." Brodie and Rene make up. Svenning is trying to convince the network guys to give him another shot, that they decline, but want Brodie for a network talk show host. Svenning is arrested for FCC violations... As it ends, Brodie has taken over hosting duties of the Tonight Show, but still lives with his parents. Rene became his band leader, Svenning got his network position, in prison. TS and Brandi got married when Jaws pops out of the water at Universal Studios, Tricias book spent 72 weeks on the new york times best seller list, with a movie coming out (with LaFlours running her security, and probably a few trains). Shannon made new friends in prison, and Willam eventually saw the boat, Jay and Silent Bob is a whole different story... roll credits.</p><p> </p><p>Loses something over the years. It's juvenile and obviously unrealistic. Not really ever having watch a ton of Kevin Smith movies or the View Askew-niverse movies, I found this one the most relatable and fun as a kid, because we all liked to go to the mall. But it dates itself, and not well.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mall Rats</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p><i><strong>**Twitter Poll**</strong></i> - </p><p> </p><p><strong>Spreadsheet Numbers:</strong></p><p>highest rated movies so far:</p><p>1) Lone Survivor (.25 beers)</p><p>2) The Sandlot (.5 beers)</p><p>3) Breakfast Club (.875 Beers)</p><p>4) Weezer Blue Album (1 beer)</p><p>5) Boondock Saints (1.5 beers)</p><p> </p><p>Lowest Rated So Far:</p><p>1) Double Dragon - 4.875</p><p>2) Wet Hot American Summer - 4.625</p><p>3) Bloodsport and Backdraft - 3.875</p><p>4) Weather Man - 3.625</p><p>5) Independence Day - 3.375</p><p> </p><p>Current totals/averages:</p><p>Average score overall: 2.4 beers</p><p>Given out a total of 264 beers</p><p>-Stephen averages 2.4 beers, 64.5 total given out</p><p>-Chris averages 2.6, with 71.5 given out</p><p>-Trey averages 2.7, with 72.5 given out</p><p>-Tucker averages 2 beers, with 55.5 given out.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Mall Rats</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by: Kevin Smith</p><p> </p><p>Starring:  Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Shannen Doherty, Claire Forlani, Ben Affleck, Jason Mewes, Joey Lauren Adams, Michael Rooker, and Kevin Smith</p><p> </p><p>Released: October 20, 1995</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $6.1M ($10.9M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $2.1M ($3.8M 2021) worldwide</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.1/10 Rotten Tomatoes 57%</p><p>Metacritic 41% Google Users 88%</p><p> </p><p>It is the second film in the View Askewniverse after 1994's <i>Clerks</i>, although, chronologically, <i>Mallrats</i> takes place a day before.</p><p> </p><p>In January 2020, Smith revealed that development on a sequel film has started again, this time under the title <i>Twilight of the Mallrats</i>.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens at the Governors Ball, the Gov emerges, drunk. Jared Svenning approaches her about some money he was promised, he tells her about his tv station, the one that draws the lotto numbers, and how they're putting on a live show this weekend from the mall. The camera pans up to Brandi stargazing, trying to finish a paper, when TS finds her, and asks if shes coming to watch his last performance. As they part, looking forward to a Florida trip, Brandi tells TS shes helping her father with a tv dating game, so she can't go with him. Brandis hair gets caught in the trigger, prompting security to return fire. They realize its Svennings daughter, and the governor tears up his check. TS tries to apologize, and Svenning tells him off. Brandi breaks up with him, even after he says he was going to propose in Florida. Cut to intro credits.</p><p> </p><p>Brodie is woken up by Rene, they argue about breakfast, and Rene confesses that she cries in the bathroom, Brodie asks why, <i><strong>(SOUND </strong></i>1)C. As she exits his room, so his mom doesn't see her, she breaks up with him. TS arrives to Brodies with the press close behind. The commiserate being dumped by their women. Brodie thinks he was dumped because he farted when Rene was going down on him the week prior, then he suggests going to the mall. They head to Brandis house, but the press are waiting, so Brodie runs interference and tells some wild stories about satanic masses and goat sex...Trey, does it remind you of Fraternity initiation? As Brandi and TS attempt to make up, he becomes super possessive and she pulls away again. Svenning is caught naked, and chases everyone away. They finally arrive at the mall, with Brodie giving TS some hard truths.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-TS calling her stupid science major... Mmmm... Nah.</p><p>-Ever fart on a girl going down on you?</p><p>-TS just tries to "forget about" what happened...</p><p>-Rooker doing the boxing in the mirror... Def see "stump" when the towel falls. Never noticed that before...</p><p>-I also don't remember the musket in the hair thing</p><p> </p><p>As they enter the mall, Brodie is bumped into by Shannon, the manager of fashionable male. Tense words are exchanged, and they carry on, to find a stage being built. Looking for answers, they ask Willam, who is trying to see a magic eye poster <i><strong>(SOUND 2)</strong></i>, but he informs them the stage is for Svennings show. Brodie suggests sabotaging the show/stage, enter Jay and Silent Bob <i><strong>(SOUND 3)</strong></i>. They agree to wreak havoc by removing one critical cross beam, while trying to avoid Mall Cop LaFlours. Willam looses his shit when a little girl sees a schooner <i><strong>(SOUND 4)</strong></i>...followed by Brodie explainning how Superman would, or wouldn't be able to have sex with women <i><strong>(SOUND 5)</strong></i>...then if the cookie shack is part of the food court (which it's not). Brodie approaches Rene and gets set straight. Jay and Silent Bob attempt their first plan, <i><strong>(SOUND 6)</strong></i> which is derailed by a kids wooden toy and Bob crashes into the womens change room. After a weird segue, Brodie and TS meet Trisha who is 15 and writing a book about the Sexual drive of men 18-30...and it's revealed she slept with Shannon, and 49 other dudes, like Tucker, while Brodie can't let go of the kid on the escalator. Trying to get into the comic shop, and he almost starts a fight, finally finding out Stan Lee is signing comics. Jay and Silent Bob try plan #2, with Bob flying through the air, over LaFlours...but missing the pin and crashing into another womens change room. TS and Brodie commiserate again about Stan Lee and being broken up with, when Jay and Silent Bob hide from LaFlours, and give up on trashing the stage... when they see Rene with Shannon. TS runs interferance, and Brodie takes her in the elevator, so they can scream and argue at each other, when she attacks his libedo, and they have sex in the elevator... Which doesn't change anything, and she calls his dick small. Gwen surprises TS, and he elbows her in the tit, telling him she saw Brandi by the stage. He goes and to confronts Svenning, who admits he did want them to break up. TS, Brodie and Gwen share some exposition, and history, with Brodie using where to put your arm when you sleep with someone as a metaphor for his relationship with Rene. Brodie goes to get a drink, and Shannon grabs him, and kicks the shit out of him, eventually telling him his plan of banging her somewhere very uncomfortable, like the back of a Volkswagon, Brodie agrees to leave her alone, and Shanon leaves...without leaving him $20. m</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Were ya'll able to do the magic eye posters?</p><p>-They use a LOT of words and don't say anything.</p><p>-Weirdest place you've ever had sex?</p><p>-Anyone else think its gross she tries on panties like that?</p><p>-Whichever version I'm watching, there are a lot of differences, and the beating went MUCH longer than I remember.</p><p> </p><p>TS and Gwen find Brodie, who blames the easter bunny for kicking his ass. Jay and Silent Bob then go assault the easter bunny, with the kids joining in. Gwen goes and tells Brandi TS is there and that he's a great guy. Svennings assistant comes to fetch TS, and Brodie suggests TS stink palm him, using his own hand as an example. TS speaks with Svenning, which he's obviously is stalling for time, and takes issue when TS mentions marrying Brandi, he tells a bit about their history, her mother being 15, himself 14 when she was born. Explaining to him how and why TS will not marry his daughter because of her bright future, and that he has no ambition, no chance of making it, and he will not be marrying his daughter. Brodie arrives, and applies said stink palm, even giving some chocolate covered pretzels, which he greedily eats. Security pounces on the boys, and takes him away, with Svenning keeping the pretzels... As the security guards drag TS and Brodie, they yell at Renae to get Jay and Silent Bob, who she finds with Willam staring at the magic eye, setting up one of the best jokes in the movie, when Willam looks at Rene and says, "Brenda?" Jay and Silent Bob rescue Brodie and TS from security, and then grapple hook to safety. Brodie and TS hide at the 'dirt mall' and go to get some sage advice from Ivana, the topless palm reader. TS is totally against the topless reading, but Brodie is into it... Until she takes off her top, and they switch. Brodie is grossed out, and TS becomes enamored. As they leave, she peels of the thrid nipple and eats it. They return to the mall, with his plan to get on the tv show. TS approaches Jay and Silent Bob for help. Brodie is oogling some lingerie, when he's approached by Stan Lee.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I remember the stink palm, but have any of y'all ever done it?</p><p> </p><p>Jay approaches the contestants to smoke them out. Brodie is asking Stan Lee all sorts inappropriate questions about super heros dicks, and like Tucker, was disappointed when he wouldn't tell <i><strong>(SOUND 6.5)</strong></i>. Stan talks with him about relationships and women, which Stan had a running count with Mick Jagger, and that he was ahead. He gives Brodie a long story about the one that got away, and how he'd give everything up for one more day with her <i><strong>(SOUND 7)</strong></i>. He leaves, and Brodie takes off. TS thanks Stan for talking to Brodie, who has gotten Silent Bob and Trisha to help him. TS and Brodie take the place of the two suiters Jay smoked out. Svenning barfs when he sees TS and Brodie on the stage. Brandi comes on stage (like I've done once or twice), and starts asking questions to the suiters, with some fairly funny responses<i><strong>(SOUND 8)</strong></i>. Brodie continues make fun of every answer Gil makes, making everyone laugh, and infuriating Svenning. They continue, when Brodie tells a story about his uncle started beating off on an airplane when they think they're going to die. Brandi figures out TS and Brodie are on the stage, and they have their confrontation. Brodie eloquently sums everything up <i><strong>(SOUND 9) </strong>E</i>veryone applauds, except Gill and Svenning. Outside, the police arrives. Stan Lee walks by Willam commenting, "oh, a sailboat" sending Willam on a rage. As the host is wrapping up the show, and Brodie confesses his love for Rene, and Shannon starts to come at him to beat him again, Silent Bob is trying to reach the tape that was dropped, as Willam laments about not seeing the sail boat, Brodie calls on Silent Bob, who can't reach the tape, Willam hits the support, knocking the tape in to Bobs hands as he was trying to jedi mind trick it, with a look directly at the camera, he plays the tape of Shannon banging Trisha, and the cops arrest him. The cops allow one punch to the gut... Is that a California law? I know in Alabama we get WAY more punches before and after being arrested, right Tucker? Jay asks Bob how the got the tape, with the Jedi mind trick, prompting Bobs only line: "Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things." Brodie and Rene make up. Svenning is trying to convince the network guys to give him another shot, that they decline, but want Brodie for a network talk show host. Svenning is arrested for FCC violations... As it ends, Brodie has taken over hosting duties of the Tonight Show, but still lives with his parents. Rene became his band leader, Svenning got his network position, in prison. TS and Brandi got married when Jaws pops out of the water at Universal Studios, Tricias book spent 72 weeks on the new york times best seller list, with a movie coming out (with LaFlours running her security, and probably a few trains). Shannon made new friends in prison, and Willam eventually saw the boat, Jay and Silent Bob is a whole different story... roll credits.</p><p> </p><p>Loses something over the years. It's juvenile and obviously unrealistic. Not really ever having watch a ton of Kevin Smith movies or the View Askew-niverse movies, I found this one the most relatable and fun as a kid, because we all liked to go to the mall. But it dates itself, and not well.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Mallrats. Nostalgia runs rampant, and some fairly salacious tales get told and we follow Brodie and TS on their quest to win back the women they love... While avoiding Mr. Svenning and LaFours. With the help of Jay, Silent Bob, and some fairly debaucherous tales from our haydays; have a run through the mall, avoid the topless fortune teller, grab some snootchie bootchies, and tune in as The Guys Review... Mallrats. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Mallrats. Nostalgia runs rampant, and some fairly salacious tales get told and we follow Brodie and TS on their quest to win back the women they love... While avoiding Mr. Svenning and LaFours. With the help of Jay, Silent Bob, and some fairly debaucherous tales from our haydays; have a run through the mall, avoid the topless fortune teller, grab some snootchie bootchies, and tune in as The Guys Review... Mallrats. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Varsity Blues</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p><i><strong>**Twitter Poll**</strong></i> - Breakfast Club: 66% gave it 1-2 beers, 33% less than one beer</p><p>Billy Madison: 100% of the votes gives it 1-2 beers.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Varsity Blues</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Brian Robbins (who hasn't directed anything since 2012, but lots of exectutive producer credits; currently is the President of Kids & Family Entertainment for ViacomCBS Domestic Media Networks, so he over sees Nickelodeon and all kid related stations.</p><p> </p><p>Starring:</p><p>James Van Der Beek</p><p>Jon Voight</p><p>Paul Walker</p><p>Ron Lester (was 28 when he shot this movie)</p><p>Scott Caan</p><p>Ali Larter</p><p>Amy Smart</p><p> </p><p>Released: January 15, 1999</p><p>Budget: $16M ($26.2M 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $54.3M ($89M 2021) worldwide</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.5/10 Rotten Tomatoes 43%</p><p>Metacritic 50% Google Users 80%</p><p> </p><p><strong>1999 Teen Choice Awards</strong></p><p>Choice Movie Breakout: James Van Der Beek (won)</p><p>Choice Drama Movie (nominated)</p><p><strong>1999 MTV Movie Awards</strong></p><p>Best Breakout Performance: James Van Der Beek (won)</p><p>Best Movie Song (nominated)</p><p><strong>2000 Blockbuster Entertainment Awards</strong></p><p>Best Male Newcomer: James Van Der Beek (nominated)</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>It opens with a voice over talking about American laws, and how the laws are different in West Canaan Texas, and it's all about Football. To win at all costs. Mox has a conversation with his brother, strapped to a cross. A brief breakfast and Billy Bob arrives to pick up Mox, Harbor, Tweeter, who wants to fuck a pig...? At the school pep rally, Coach Kilmer spells out his successes of 2 state titles, and 22 district titles... Sounds mediocre, like Treys efforts in bed. Harbor speaks about a dream of beating Bingville by more than 22 points. Mox and Julie kiss and make plans to "watch trains tonight." So they gonna bone. Pre game in the locker room, we see the new tweeter end zone dance, and Harbor having a needle stuck in his knee. In the game, up 28-17, Harbor runs the ball in, Billy Bob blocking for him, takes a hit to the head, and he goes down. Game ends Coyotes win, 35-17. After the game, Kilmer finds the book Mox was reading and threatens to cut his ass if his dad hadn't worked his ass off for him. Harbor gets some pills for his knee, and Mox counts down 4 more games. At the after party, everyone is drinking, Tweeter hits some old dude at a high school party in the nuts <i><strong>(SOUND 1)</strong></i>, Darcy and Harbor bang on a dryer. They're interrupted by BIlly Bob puking in the washer, but he pukes and rallies <i><strong>(SOUND 2)</strong></i>. At practice, 2nd string offence comes in, as Kilmer chews their asses out, the dads on the sidelines comment how great it is, and that the boys need it. As Mox is about to run the oopty-oop, Kilmer kills it and chews out Mox. At a cook out, the dads, again re-living the glory days (like Chris and the 1930's... What were actual flappers like, btw?) Moxs dad misses his pass, and the dads have a pissing contest about their boys, and Mox hits his dad in the face <i><strong>(SOUND 3)</strong></i>. In school, they're now talking about sex, in a very clinical sense, Mox gives many examples of boner slang <i><strong>(SOUND 4)</strong></i>, followed by Billy Bob collapsing. In the nurses office, he tells Kilmer the nurse said he shouldn't play, but Kilmer doesn't care, tells him he's good to go, like an asshole. In the game, Billy Bob obviously doesn't look well, but he goes out anyway. He collapses, Harbor gets sacked, injuring his knee. HIs dad comments for this not to be happening to him, you know, like a selfish asshole. 17 to 21, with 1:09 to play, Mox goes in. First play he makes a 40 yard pass. He doesn't know the next play, so just calls one, which ends up getting a touchdown, and winning the game.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>The intro, all the characters and hype, obviously every sterotypical highschool football movie ever. So was this the first one?</p><p>All the announcers were/are actual announcers from small town texas, not actors.</p><p>When they're at the cook out, Mox doesn't want to throw the ball with his dad, saying "you're going to fall on the bar-b-q"... Now, I'm pretty sure Texas is similar to Alabama. Bar-b-q is a food, you smoke bar b q to cook it. Or you use a grill, or you are grilling on a friday/saturday night. Weird word usage.</p><p>Y'all ever have highschool parties like that?</p><p> </p><p>In the hospital, the Dr tells them Harbor has torn every ligament in his knee, that he'll be out at least a year and a half, if he'll ever play again. Saying, he shouldn't have been playing in the first place, and Kilmer said he never said anything to him before...again, you know, like an asshole. Mox drives Darcy home, and she changes in the car, obviously coming on to him because he's the starting qb now. Tweeter jokes with the police about their "mount me" hats... he claims hes going to go home, but steals the police cruiser, saying he's going to jail instead. Mox stops by a store and is given some free beer...and if that happened, they are SORELY underselling reasons to be playing football. Luckily for Tucker, he could just steal beer from the fridge of his football coach, at home. Tweeter pulls up, naked with some girls in the police cruiser, to get Mox to come with, but he declines. Mox walks to Julies and talks to her about how weird of a night it was. The sheriff is bitching about the players "esposing themselves" and taking the cruiser, saying he may have to start doing something, and Kilmer asks him if his boys are too much for him. The Coyotes are playing an away game, and Mox kills it. In an interview after, he gives a contrived answer, thanking teammates and God, as he starts to revel in the spotlight. At practice, they run the hook and ladder, which Billy Bob didn't understand. After, in Kilmers office, he blames Billy Bob for Harbor, and tells him to  "fix it"... Again, you know, like an asshole. At school, Darcy comes on to Mox again and invites him to her house. He convinces himself to go, while buying condoms with his little brother at the store. Mox gets to Darcys house, and in a throw back to the intro, he says he feels like he's breaking the law being there. Darcy offers to make an ice cream sundae, with whipped cream, as Mox gets comfortable... She comes out wearing a whipped cream bikini... They kiss, and he stops, to her chagrin. He talks about about he's not sure he loves Julie or not, and she says it's not about love, it's about getting a better shot, and getting out. She's worried Harbor will end up a manager for walmart, coaching JV football. The next day, Wendell tells Mox about his issues with Kilmer being racist, and his stats, which he says he'll help fix. Julie sees Darcy kiss Mox in the hall. Tweeter then tels his theory about bitches <i><strong>(SOUND 5)</strong></i>... as he checks out something wrong with his junk. Julie breaks up with Mox at the drive-in she works at, because she doesn't date football players. The main players are at a strip club, and someone is covering their tab. Billy bob ends up on stage dancing, to everyones amusement. The next dancer ends up being the sex ed teacher...and she can educate them. The boys toast to Ms. Davis <i><strong>(SOUND 6)</strong></i>, and walk out to a very bright day.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>Talking about the privilege of being a "star" player, stealing the police car, and Mox being given free beer. Talk about brother being brought home by police, so he wouldn't get suspended, etc.</p><p>What happened to Moxs car? He dropped off Darcy, what happened to it? He walked downtown, got beer, walked to Julies, and no car?</p><p>How different do you think football culture is NOW, compared to the 70's, 80's, 90's 2000's? Think it's still like this in places? College level?</p><p>Oldest woman you've ever had sex with? Ms. Anita doesn't count... Give someone eles a chance, Chris.</p><p> </p><p>During the game, they're being crushed, Mox is getting blocked and sacked. They're all hungover, and cant make a play, interceptions, Kilmer is pissed. They lose 20-3. Kilmer blames Mox for poisoning his team; billy Bob is crying, and Kilmer makes fun of him, and kicks him out of the locker room. Mox and his dad argue, with Mox telling him <i><strong>(SOUND 7)</strong></i>. Moxs brother shows up with Bacon, saying Billy Bob said he'd know how to take care of him. Mox takes off and finds Billy Bob, at the field, shooting his trophies, having a breakdown. Billy Bob has listened to Kilmer being an asshole, and blames himself. Mox convinces him that he needs him. The adults stop by to make sure Mox will stick to the game plan, as his little brother has started a cult. Mox gets a letter that he made it into Brown, with a full academic scholarship, but his dad wants to talk to him about the upcoming football game. At school, Billy Bob is cleared to play and is excited. Kilmer threatens Mox to fuck with his grades and transcripts, to get what he wants... You know... Like an asshole. Mox goes to Julie, but as she tries to help, he's a whiny bitch because he can't just fucking play one game the way the coach wants him to. Fucks sake. He's complaining about the institution in West Canaan, and Kilmer. Julie calls him a whiner, and tells him to be the hero.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>Any good going to work stories while hung over? Momma g's hung over story</p><p> </p><p>A pregame lords prayer, after Kilmer gives a little too much gravity to the next 48 minutes of the game to make the next 48 years of their lives. The game starts with Coyotes winning the toss, and Kilmer reminds Mox to run his game. They're riding Wendell down the field, and when they get into the red-zone, Kilmer calls to give someone else the TD, so Mox changes the play for Wendell to score, which Kilmer doesn't like. Gilroy scores on a long run. Unlike Tucker who can't score, and even loses short runs to Trey. Coyotes have the ball and Wendell goes down, Kilmer tells the Dr to make him understand he needs to finish the game.... You know.. Like an asshole. Gilroy scores again. 14-7. 1:30 left in the half and Kilmer tells Mox to kneel, which he does, and the fans boo. Halftime in the locker room, Wendell is about to get a shot in the knee, the players turn on Kilmer. Mox walks, Tweeter, and BIlly Bob follow, <i><strong>(SOUND 8)</strong></i>. He tries to get them to follow, and they don't. He's lost the room, and he knows it. He turns and walks down the hall, alone. Mox gives a speech about playing the next 24 minutes for only 24 minutes, not the rest of their lives. Can't be scared with Football... like you can't cry in baseball. He talks about being heroic, and being heros. Slow clap. They bust out and back to the field. Hard hits all over, and more football. 17-7 with 8 minutes left, and no Kilmer. They choose to run the oopty-oop, and turn to a no-huddle offense, calling the plays on the line <i><strong>(SOUND 9)</strong></i>... No one knows what they're doing. A long pass to Tweeter for a TD. Kilmer is in his office, packing things up. 14-17 Gilroy, with 38 seconds left, and no time outs. Billy Bob tells him to put him in on defense to block the kick...which he and Tweeter does. 27 seconds left. Out route to Tweeter, but he doesn't get out of bounds. Mox hits the oppsoing mascot to stop the clock, 7 seconds left. They call the hook and ladder. Silence falls. Ball is snapped. Mox to Tweeter, as he's hit, he tosses it to Billy Bob, who catches it... He tucks, and takes off towards the end zone. Three players are trying to tackle him, and he goes down in the end zone. Touch down! Everyone celebrates. Even Julie celebrates, all though she doesn't like football players... Stick to your guns, girl. She pushes through the crowd to Mox and they kiss. A voice over of Mox never forgetting that day; Billy bob cried, Tweeter drinks beer, Harber found his calling as a coach, Wendell got his ride to Grambling, Kilmers statue still stands, only because it was too heavy to move, he never coached again. Mox got his scholarship, and will graduate from Brown. The day was theirs and they can never take it away. Fade to black.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>Any of ya'll know the feeling of what Kilmer is talking about? Missing out on climbing sponsorship.</p><p>Think something like the players turning on the coach would or has actually happened?</p><p>Kinda funny seeing the HUNH back in 99... wonder if it would work with colleges...?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Varsity Blues</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p><i><strong>**Twitter Poll**</strong></i> - Breakfast Club: 66% gave it 1-2 beers, 33% less than one beer</p><p>Billy Madison: 100% of the votes gives it 1-2 beers.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Varsity Blues</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Brian Robbins (who hasn't directed anything since 2012, but lots of exectutive producer credits; currently is the President of Kids & Family Entertainment for ViacomCBS Domestic Media Networks, so he over sees Nickelodeon and all kid related stations.</p><p> </p><p>Starring:</p><p>James Van Der Beek</p><p>Jon Voight</p><p>Paul Walker</p><p>Ron Lester (was 28 when he shot this movie)</p><p>Scott Caan</p><p>Ali Larter</p><p>Amy Smart</p><p> </p><p>Released: January 15, 1999</p><p>Budget: $16M ($26.2M 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $54.3M ($89M 2021) worldwide</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.5/10 Rotten Tomatoes 43%</p><p>Metacritic 50% Google Users 80%</p><p> </p><p><strong>1999 Teen Choice Awards</strong></p><p>Choice Movie Breakout: James Van Der Beek (won)</p><p>Choice Drama Movie (nominated)</p><p><strong>1999 MTV Movie Awards</strong></p><p>Best Breakout Performance: James Van Der Beek (won)</p><p>Best Movie Song (nominated)</p><p><strong>2000 Blockbuster Entertainment Awards</strong></p><p>Best Male Newcomer: James Van Der Beek (nominated)</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>It opens with a voice over talking about American laws, and how the laws are different in West Canaan Texas, and it's all about Football. To win at all costs. Mox has a conversation with his brother, strapped to a cross. A brief breakfast and Billy Bob arrives to pick up Mox, Harbor, Tweeter, who wants to fuck a pig...? At the school pep rally, Coach Kilmer spells out his successes of 2 state titles, and 22 district titles... Sounds mediocre, like Treys efforts in bed. Harbor speaks about a dream of beating Bingville by more than 22 points. Mox and Julie kiss and make plans to "watch trains tonight." So they gonna bone. Pre game in the locker room, we see the new tweeter end zone dance, and Harbor having a needle stuck in his knee. In the game, up 28-17, Harbor runs the ball in, Billy Bob blocking for him, takes a hit to the head, and he goes down. Game ends Coyotes win, 35-17. After the game, Kilmer finds the book Mox was reading and threatens to cut his ass if his dad hadn't worked his ass off for him. Harbor gets some pills for his knee, and Mox counts down 4 more games. At the after party, everyone is drinking, Tweeter hits some old dude at a high school party in the nuts <i><strong>(SOUND 1)</strong></i>, Darcy and Harbor bang on a dryer. They're interrupted by BIlly Bob puking in the washer, but he pukes and rallies <i><strong>(SOUND 2)</strong></i>. At practice, 2nd string offence comes in, as Kilmer chews their asses out, the dads on the sidelines comment how great it is, and that the boys need it. As Mox is about to run the oopty-oop, Kilmer kills it and chews out Mox. At a cook out, the dads, again re-living the glory days (like Chris and the 1930's... What were actual flappers like, btw?) Moxs dad misses his pass, and the dads have a pissing contest about their boys, and Mox hits his dad in the face <i><strong>(SOUND 3)</strong></i>. In school, they're now talking about sex, in a very clinical sense, Mox gives many examples of boner slang <i><strong>(SOUND 4)</strong></i>, followed by Billy Bob collapsing. In the nurses office, he tells Kilmer the nurse said he shouldn't play, but Kilmer doesn't care, tells him he's good to go, like an asshole. In the game, Billy Bob obviously doesn't look well, but he goes out anyway. He collapses, Harbor gets sacked, injuring his knee. HIs dad comments for this not to be happening to him, you know, like a selfish asshole. 17 to 21, with 1:09 to play, Mox goes in. First play he makes a 40 yard pass. He doesn't know the next play, so just calls one, which ends up getting a touchdown, and winning the game.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>The intro, all the characters and hype, obviously every sterotypical highschool football movie ever. So was this the first one?</p><p>All the announcers were/are actual announcers from small town texas, not actors.</p><p>When they're at the cook out, Mox doesn't want to throw the ball with his dad, saying "you're going to fall on the bar-b-q"... Now, I'm pretty sure Texas is similar to Alabama. Bar-b-q is a food, you smoke bar b q to cook it. Or you use a grill, or you are grilling on a friday/saturday night. Weird word usage.</p><p>Y'all ever have highschool parties like that?</p><p> </p><p>In the hospital, the Dr tells them Harbor has torn every ligament in his knee, that he'll be out at least a year and a half, if he'll ever play again. Saying, he shouldn't have been playing in the first place, and Kilmer said he never said anything to him before...again, you know, like an asshole. Mox drives Darcy home, and she changes in the car, obviously coming on to him because he's the starting qb now. Tweeter jokes with the police about their "mount me" hats... he claims hes going to go home, but steals the police cruiser, saying he's going to jail instead. Mox stops by a store and is given some free beer...and if that happened, they are SORELY underselling reasons to be playing football. Luckily for Tucker, he could just steal beer from the fridge of his football coach, at home. Tweeter pulls up, naked with some girls in the police cruiser, to get Mox to come with, but he declines. Mox walks to Julies and talks to her about how weird of a night it was. The sheriff is bitching about the players "esposing themselves" and taking the cruiser, saying he may have to start doing something, and Kilmer asks him if his boys are too much for him. The Coyotes are playing an away game, and Mox kills it. In an interview after, he gives a contrived answer, thanking teammates and God, as he starts to revel in the spotlight. At practice, they run the hook and ladder, which Billy Bob didn't understand. After, in Kilmers office, he blames Billy Bob for Harbor, and tells him to  "fix it"... Again, you know, like an asshole. At school, Darcy comes on to Mox again and invites him to her house. He convinces himself to go, while buying condoms with his little brother at the store. Mox gets to Darcys house, and in a throw back to the intro, he says he feels like he's breaking the law being there. Darcy offers to make an ice cream sundae, with whipped cream, as Mox gets comfortable... She comes out wearing a whipped cream bikini... They kiss, and he stops, to her chagrin. He talks about about he's not sure he loves Julie or not, and she says it's not about love, it's about getting a better shot, and getting out. She's worried Harbor will end up a manager for walmart, coaching JV football. The next day, Wendell tells Mox about his issues with Kilmer being racist, and his stats, which he says he'll help fix. Julie sees Darcy kiss Mox in the hall. Tweeter then tels his theory about bitches <i><strong>(SOUND 5)</strong></i>... as he checks out something wrong with his junk. Julie breaks up with Mox at the drive-in she works at, because she doesn't date football players. The main players are at a strip club, and someone is covering their tab. Billy bob ends up on stage dancing, to everyones amusement. The next dancer ends up being the sex ed teacher...and she can educate them. The boys toast to Ms. Davis <i><strong>(SOUND 6)</strong></i>, and walk out to a very bright day.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>Talking about the privilege of being a "star" player, stealing the police car, and Mox being given free beer. Talk about brother being brought home by police, so he wouldn't get suspended, etc.</p><p>What happened to Moxs car? He dropped off Darcy, what happened to it? He walked downtown, got beer, walked to Julies, and no car?</p><p>How different do you think football culture is NOW, compared to the 70's, 80's, 90's 2000's? Think it's still like this in places? College level?</p><p>Oldest woman you've ever had sex with? Ms. Anita doesn't count... Give someone eles a chance, Chris.</p><p> </p><p>During the game, they're being crushed, Mox is getting blocked and sacked. They're all hungover, and cant make a play, interceptions, Kilmer is pissed. They lose 20-3. Kilmer blames Mox for poisoning his team; billy Bob is crying, and Kilmer makes fun of him, and kicks him out of the locker room. Mox and his dad argue, with Mox telling him <i><strong>(SOUND 7)</strong></i>. Moxs brother shows up with Bacon, saying Billy Bob said he'd know how to take care of him. Mox takes off and finds Billy Bob, at the field, shooting his trophies, having a breakdown. Billy Bob has listened to Kilmer being an asshole, and blames himself. Mox convinces him that he needs him. The adults stop by to make sure Mox will stick to the game plan, as his little brother has started a cult. Mox gets a letter that he made it into Brown, with a full academic scholarship, but his dad wants to talk to him about the upcoming football game. At school, Billy Bob is cleared to play and is excited. Kilmer threatens Mox to fuck with his grades and transcripts, to get what he wants... You know... Like an asshole. Mox goes to Julie, but as she tries to help, he's a whiny bitch because he can't just fucking play one game the way the coach wants him to. Fucks sake. He's complaining about the institution in West Canaan, and Kilmer. Julie calls him a whiner, and tells him to be the hero.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>Any good going to work stories while hung over? Momma g's hung over story</p><p> </p><p>A pregame lords prayer, after Kilmer gives a little too much gravity to the next 48 minutes of the game to make the next 48 years of their lives. The game starts with Coyotes winning the toss, and Kilmer reminds Mox to run his game. They're riding Wendell down the field, and when they get into the red-zone, Kilmer calls to give someone else the TD, so Mox changes the play for Wendell to score, which Kilmer doesn't like. Gilroy scores on a long run. Unlike Tucker who can't score, and even loses short runs to Trey. Coyotes have the ball and Wendell goes down, Kilmer tells the Dr to make him understand he needs to finish the game.... You know.. Like an asshole. Gilroy scores again. 14-7. 1:30 left in the half and Kilmer tells Mox to kneel, which he does, and the fans boo. Halftime in the locker room, Wendell is about to get a shot in the knee, the players turn on Kilmer. Mox walks, Tweeter, and BIlly Bob follow, <i><strong>(SOUND 8)</strong></i>. He tries to get them to follow, and they don't. He's lost the room, and he knows it. He turns and walks down the hall, alone. Mox gives a speech about playing the next 24 minutes for only 24 minutes, not the rest of their lives. Can't be scared with Football... like you can't cry in baseball. He talks about being heroic, and being heros. Slow clap. They bust out and back to the field. Hard hits all over, and more football. 17-7 with 8 minutes left, and no Kilmer. They choose to run the oopty-oop, and turn to a no-huddle offense, calling the plays on the line <i><strong>(SOUND 9)</strong></i>... No one knows what they're doing. A long pass to Tweeter for a TD. Kilmer is in his office, packing things up. 14-17 Gilroy, with 38 seconds left, and no time outs. Billy Bob tells him to put him in on defense to block the kick...which he and Tweeter does. 27 seconds left. Out route to Tweeter, but he doesn't get out of bounds. Mox hits the oppsoing mascot to stop the clock, 7 seconds left. They call the hook and ladder. Silence falls. Ball is snapped. Mox to Tweeter, as he's hit, he tosses it to Billy Bob, who catches it... He tucks, and takes off towards the end zone. Three players are trying to tackle him, and he goes down in the end zone. Touch down! Everyone celebrates. Even Julie celebrates, all though she doesn't like football players... Stick to your guns, girl. She pushes through the crowd to Mox and they kiss. A voice over of Mox never forgetting that day; Billy bob cried, Tweeter drinks beer, Harber found his calling as a coach, Wendell got his ride to Grambling, Kilmers statue still stands, only because it was too heavy to move, he never coached again. Mox got his scholarship, and will graduate from Brown. The day was theirs and they can never take it away. Fade to black.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>Any of ya'll know the feeling of what Kilmer is talking about? Missing out on climbing sponsorship.</p><p>Think something like the players turning on the coach would or has actually happened?</p><p>Kinda funny seeing the HUNH back in 99... wonder if it would work with colleges...?</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:author>Trey, Chris, Tucker, Stephen</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Varsity Blues. The 1999 rocket ship for James Van Der Beeks career, and re-energized the teen, drama, coming-of-age, football in a small town, genre for the modern age. The seminal work is perfectly timed with local high school football starting up, college ball coming this weekend, and professional ball on the horizon. This nostalgic walk brings back some great memories for the guys, as well as a few nightmares. Find out which when The Guys Review...Varsity Blues.

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Varsity Blues. The 1999 rocket ship for James Van Der Beeks career, and re-energized the teen, drama, coming-of-age, football in a small town, genre for the modern age. The seminal work is perfectly timed with local high school football starting up, college ball coming this weekend, and professional ball on the horizon. This nostalgic walk brings back some great memories for the guys, as well as a few nightmares. Find out which when The Guys Review...Varsity Blues.

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Billy Madison</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p><strong>Billy Madison</strong></p><p>Written by:  Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler</p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Tamara Davis (she also directed Half Baked, a bunch of music videos, and tv shows)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:</p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p>Bradley Whitford</p><p>Josh Mostel</p><p>Bridgette Wilson</p><p>Norm Macdonald</p><p>Darren McGavin</p><p> </p><p>Released: February 10, 1995 (almost exactly 10 years after our previous film, The Breakfast Club, released February 15th, 1985)</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $10M ($17.9M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $51.5M ($47.3M 2021) worldwide</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 42%</p><p>Metacritic 16% Google Users 88%</p><p> </p><p>In 1995 Adam Sandler was nominated for the MTV Movie Award of Best Comedic Performance, against:</p><p>Tim Allen – <i>The Santa Clause</i></p><p>Tom Arnold – <i>True Lies</i></p><p>Jim Carrey – <i>The Mask</i></p><p>Jim Carrey - Dumb and Dumber</p><p>Adam Sandler – <i>Billy Madison</i></p><p> </p><p><strong>Jim Carrey – </strong><i><strong>Dumb & Dumber won</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open with Billy floating in a pool, obviously fucked up, worried about ultra violet rays, when he consults with his friends about something he was supposed to do that day... he recalls it's nudie magazine day. He takes off to the front gate, running over the landscaping as he goes. Excited at checking out he latest copies of Shemale fiesta, women over 80, and he favorite, drunk chicks... When he then spies his nemesis, a giant penguin <i><strong>(SOUND 2)</strong></i>. He chases the penguin to the house, where a bunch of guys in suits are watching him trying to catch the imaginary penguin, and collapses. Jaunita the maid, collects him and sends him off to get ready for dinner, commenting he's a fine piece of ass, as the business men wait to eat dinner. Billy is having an argument in the shower about if shampoo or conditioner is better <i><strong>(SOUND 3).</strong></i> He crashes the dinner, and yells at Eric when he starts making weird faces at him <i><strong>(SOUND 4)</strong></i>. At a burger joint, he laments about getting yelled at, while Eric, Carl, and Brian discuss the future of Madison Hotels. Billy, Frank, and Jack are shown putting dog shit in a bag, and lighting it on fire, laughing at Old Man Clemmons when he steps on it, calling the shit, poop. Back at the house, Brian tells Billy that he's going to give the company to Eric, but Billy objects. Brian explains he paid for Billy to pass throughout his school career, but now regrets it, and he leaves. Billy follows and proposes that he go back to school, first through twelfth grade, two weeks per grade, and if he passes, he gets the company. Eric, of course objects, but Brian takes him up on it.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I want to know who was in the penguin suit (Chris Mei, his ONLY acting credit on IMDb, apparently now does a weather history podcast...That's all I could find on him).</p><p>-The director's assistant posed as one of the Drunk Chicks cover girls.</p><p>-Norm McDonald was actually wasted in the scenes where he appears wasted</p><p>-Ever done the flaming bag of poop gag to anyone?</p><p>-Think you could do first through 12th grade again? No level classes. (If they say yes, ask what a chemistry mole is: a standard scientific unit for measuring large quantities of very small entities such as atoms, molecules, or other specified particles).</p><p> </p><p>The next morning, Billy is ready for school, <i><strong>(SOUND 5)</strong></i> Billy is dropped off, and immediately starts hitting on Veronica Vaughn. Billy joins the first grade class, and Miss Lippy reads the Puppy who lost his way. As she finishes the book, Billy has some issues with the story about the boy finding the fucking dog. They go outside for dodgeball, and he is immediately tagged out by the First Grade O'Doyle <i><strong>(SOUND 6)</strong></i>. After an awkward encounter with Miss Lippy, Billy goes back outside and owns the fuck out of the little shits... I mean the kids. At lunch, Billy threatens to beat a kid for his snack pack, and a brief discussion about the best video games. Some back and forth of Billy in first grade, hitting on a mom, Eric saying he wants to get rid of Billy, Billy is endearing himself to the first graders with fart jokes, and hits on Veronica again, asking if she wants some milk <i><strong>(SOUND 7)</strong></i>. Billy draws a blue duck and passes first grade. They have a party for Billy and everyone celebrates. Eric has the janitor spying for him. Billy wins a spelling bee in second grade, and passes second grade and another party. Billy is in Veronica Vaughns third grade class, <i><strong>(SOUND 8)</strong></i> and makes a 69 joke. Veronica isn't taking any of his shit when he makes fun of a kid for trying to read <i><strong>(SOUND 9)</strong></i>. He complains to Jaunita about Miss Vaughn, who offers to take off her shirt for him. He goes back to school, but runs out when having to write cursive and doesn't want to go back to school, which he does when Jaunita offers to let him help shave her armpits, which he relents and goes to school; Miss Vaughn isn't there and Principal Anderson is substituting and catches a kid passing a note about him, suggesting he walk his fat ass in to traffic... Similarly to what Tuckers high school teacher suggested he do. Billy gets some valentines from Jennifer, Susan, and Principal Anderson, who is apparently horny, again, like Tuckers high school janitor/uncle. Billy is hanging out with Ernie, who he gets to call Veronica and ask her if she'd ever go out with anyone from class, which she says she wouldn't, and Billy accuses him of blowing it. On a field trip, the kids start messing with the Chris Farleys bus driver, and Billy is double dared to touch Veronicas boobs, which he does, and she double dares him to go sit back down. It's cut away to the bus driver throwing a banana peel out the window.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I love that in the trivia, they talk about how when editing the movie, they had to quickly cut away from the kids being hit with the dodgeball, bc Adam Sandler was throwing it as hard as he could. I also read that some of the parents of the kids got upset with him, too.</p><p>-Thoughts on cursive writing? Do you remember how to make a cursive "z"?</p><p>-The boob grabbing this today would not fly. Sexual Assault.</p><p>-Anyone else find it weird he's hanging out with a third grader?</p><p> </p><p>On the field trip, Veronica is shown to be warming up to Billy, and he continues to hit on her. Frank, Jack and the bus driver have stolen the kids lunches, so they cut the field trip short. Billy sets a terrible example that peeing your pants is cool <i><strong>(SOUND 10)</strong></i>; reminding me to ask Chris when he realized he needed to start wearing depends? As they get on the bus, the bus driver has an awkward exchange with Billy about Veronica <i><strong>(SOUND 11)</strong></i>, and cut to another party for passing third grade. Veronica shows up and brings Billy some snack packs. Eric schemes who will help him take down Billy, and focuses on Principal Anderson. Billy and Veronica go to his tent, as they're about to kiss, Carl interrupts them and he warns him about Eric. A musical montage of Billy going though 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th grade. He mimes making out and feeling up Veronica. Billy is eating with the third graders, when they're brought sloppy joes by the lunch lady. At Billys 8th grade party, Eric approaches Principal Anderson, blackmailing him about his past as a professional wrestler. Billy pulls up to high school in a Trans-am, totally missing the mid-90's aesthetic, and everyone laughs and scoffs at him. High school O'Doyle welcomes Billy, and he begins to make friends with the old losers, now that he's the new loser... Which reminds me, Tucker, what advice would you give Billy for being THE loser in high school? Billy then goes to see Veronica, and she gives him a bit of a moral lesson about being a loser, and how to treat people; which prompts Billy to make a phone call to Danny McGrath, and he apologizes to him for being a dick in high school. Danny forgives him, and removes Billy from the "People to kill list." He puts on some lipstick and lays down... A news story is then shown where Max gives a press conference saying Billy bribed him to pass him, upsetting Brian, who calls off the deal and Eric gets the company. Billy spirals back out of control and gets wasted. He goes to Veronicas house, but she, weirdly, does not want to go light dog shit on fire, but Billy sees the penguin and knows what's going on there, so he leaves; much like Tucker having a woman pick an imaginary animal over him. Veronica shows up the next day and beats the shit out Billy, telling him she believes in him, and motivates him... in to a song/musical number. <i><strong>(SOUND 12)</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Who would be on your "people to kill" list?</p><p> </p><p>The third graders go to Principal Andersons house, asking who is lying... Which prompts him to retract his statement. Billy, Brian, Carl, and Eric argue about who should get the company; with Eric saying they breached the contract, and he says he'll see them in court. Billy proposes an academic decathlon, and Eric agrees. Billy is getting notes from the high school losers, when his locker is stuffed with horse shit, and O'Doyle rules, and Billy predicts the whole O'Doyle family is going down <i><strong>(SOUND 13)</strong></i>. In his tent, Veronica is "helping" Billy study... by taking off her clothes as he gets answers correct. This is another benefit of home schooling, right Tucker? Teacher getting undressed when you get questions right, right? But puts them back on when you get one wrong. A montage of Billy and Eric studying, and Billy finishes studying with the Bus driver helping, by taking off his shirt <i><strong>(SOUND 14)</strong></i>. The decathlon begins: Eric completes a large equation, Billy writes that eric drinks his own pee... Probably like the Eric that writes us emails, too. Hard to get clean water in Beauregard, so just recycle what you got, right? Billy bakes a cake, and Erics cake is on fire, then Eric catches fire. They race, and Eric wins, like Trey beating Tucker in a foot race. The musical portion, Eric is good. They do a scene from Hamlet, which Billy out performs. The O'Doyles are shown hitting the previously thrown banana peel, and they all go off a cliff to their deaths, chanting O'Doyle Rules,<i><strong>(SOUND 15)</strong></i> and everyone cheers. The final event, Eric does not choose burning dog poo and the human response as Billy wanted, instead, he chooses Reflections of Society in Literature... Which Billy is to give a discussion on how the industrial revolution changed modern novels, and he gets inspiration from Miss Lippy and the Puppy Who Lost His Way... Fade to Billy ending his speech, and the principal <i><strong>(SOUND 16)</strong></i>... Which is how I feel at the end everyone of Tuckers stories. Billy chooses Business Ethics for Eric to discuss, which he can't, so he pulls a gun and demands a new question. As he's about to shoot Billy, Principal Anderson comes out in his Revolting Blob costume, and stops him; but he gets back up, and is about to shoot Veronica, when he's shot in the ass and we see Danny McGrath with the gun, he gives Billy a thumbs up, and takes off. Billy hugs Veronica and cut to graduation. He gives the company to Carl, he wants to go to college and become a teacher, Max hugs him and tells him he's still horny, Billy gets away and he and Veronica kiss, then everyone else kisses also, Miss Lippy and the Clown, Frank and the lunch lady, the losers and the snot mom, Danny and Jaunita, the bus driver and the penguin. Cut to black. The end.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The bit where chris farely takes off his shirt... Is that supposed to be real or Billys imagination?</p><p>-I find it funny that both Bradley Whitford (Eric) and Larry Hankin (Carl) haven't seen this movie. Whitford, doesn't say why he never saw it, but his brother reported that people routinely shout "Business Ethics" at him. Hankin, is not a fan of the film. He disliked the film because he didn't like the type of humor used in the movie, he didn't find Adam Sandler very appealing as a person (saying he found him too crude as well as immature), and his friend was fired from the movie.</p><p> </p><p>Overall, funny movie, if you like Adam Sandler movies, this one is a classic. It's shallow, basic, but still funny in a sophomoric way. Even Adam Sandler himself said, "Billy's the closest I've come to playing myself."</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Tucker, Trey, Stephen)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Billy Madison</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p><strong>Billy Madison</strong></p><p>Written by:  Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler</p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Tamara Davis (she also directed Half Baked, a bunch of music videos, and tv shows)</p><p> </p><p>Starring:</p><p>Adam Sandler</p><p>Bradley Whitford</p><p>Josh Mostel</p><p>Bridgette Wilson</p><p>Norm Macdonald</p><p>Darren McGavin</p><p> </p><p>Released: February 10, 1995 (almost exactly 10 years after our previous film, The Breakfast Club, released February 15th, 1985)</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $10M ($17.9M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $51.5M ($47.3M 2021) worldwide</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.4/10 Rotten Tomatoes 42%</p><p>Metacritic 16% Google Users 88%</p><p> </p><p>In 1995 Adam Sandler was nominated for the MTV Movie Award of Best Comedic Performance, against:</p><p>Tim Allen – <i>The Santa Clause</i></p><p>Tom Arnold – <i>True Lies</i></p><p>Jim Carrey – <i>The Mask</i></p><p>Jim Carrey - Dumb and Dumber</p><p>Adam Sandler – <i>Billy Madison</i></p><p> </p><p><strong>Jim Carrey – </strong><i><strong>Dumb & Dumber won</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open with Billy floating in a pool, obviously fucked up, worried about ultra violet rays, when he consults with his friends about something he was supposed to do that day... he recalls it's nudie magazine day. He takes off to the front gate, running over the landscaping as he goes. Excited at checking out he latest copies of Shemale fiesta, women over 80, and he favorite, drunk chicks... When he then spies his nemesis, a giant penguin <i><strong>(SOUND 2)</strong></i>. He chases the penguin to the house, where a bunch of guys in suits are watching him trying to catch the imaginary penguin, and collapses. Jaunita the maid, collects him and sends him off to get ready for dinner, commenting he's a fine piece of ass, as the business men wait to eat dinner. Billy is having an argument in the shower about if shampoo or conditioner is better <i><strong>(SOUND 3).</strong></i> He crashes the dinner, and yells at Eric when he starts making weird faces at him <i><strong>(SOUND 4)</strong></i>. At a burger joint, he laments about getting yelled at, while Eric, Carl, and Brian discuss the future of Madison Hotels. Billy, Frank, and Jack are shown putting dog shit in a bag, and lighting it on fire, laughing at Old Man Clemmons when he steps on it, calling the shit, poop. Back at the house, Brian tells Billy that he's going to give the company to Eric, but Billy objects. Brian explains he paid for Billy to pass throughout his school career, but now regrets it, and he leaves. Billy follows and proposes that he go back to school, first through twelfth grade, two weeks per grade, and if he passes, he gets the company. Eric, of course objects, but Brian takes him up on it.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I want to know who was in the penguin suit (Chris Mei, his ONLY acting credit on IMDb, apparently now does a weather history podcast...That's all I could find on him).</p><p>-The director's assistant posed as one of the Drunk Chicks cover girls.</p><p>-Norm McDonald was actually wasted in the scenes where he appears wasted</p><p>-Ever done the flaming bag of poop gag to anyone?</p><p>-Think you could do first through 12th grade again? No level classes. (If they say yes, ask what a chemistry mole is: a standard scientific unit for measuring large quantities of very small entities such as atoms, molecules, or other specified particles).</p><p> </p><p>The next morning, Billy is ready for school, <i><strong>(SOUND 5)</strong></i> Billy is dropped off, and immediately starts hitting on Veronica Vaughn. Billy joins the first grade class, and Miss Lippy reads the Puppy who lost his way. As she finishes the book, Billy has some issues with the story about the boy finding the fucking dog. They go outside for dodgeball, and he is immediately tagged out by the First Grade O'Doyle <i><strong>(SOUND 6)</strong></i>. After an awkward encounter with Miss Lippy, Billy goes back outside and owns the fuck out of the little shits... I mean the kids. At lunch, Billy threatens to beat a kid for his snack pack, and a brief discussion about the best video games. Some back and forth of Billy in first grade, hitting on a mom, Eric saying he wants to get rid of Billy, Billy is endearing himself to the first graders with fart jokes, and hits on Veronica again, asking if she wants some milk <i><strong>(SOUND 7)</strong></i>. Billy draws a blue duck and passes first grade. They have a party for Billy and everyone celebrates. Eric has the janitor spying for him. Billy wins a spelling bee in second grade, and passes second grade and another party. Billy is in Veronica Vaughns third grade class, <i><strong>(SOUND 8)</strong></i> and makes a 69 joke. Veronica isn't taking any of his shit when he makes fun of a kid for trying to read <i><strong>(SOUND 9)</strong></i>. He complains to Jaunita about Miss Vaughn, who offers to take off her shirt for him. He goes back to school, but runs out when having to write cursive and doesn't want to go back to school, which he does when Jaunita offers to let him help shave her armpits, which he relents and goes to school; Miss Vaughn isn't there and Principal Anderson is substituting and catches a kid passing a note about him, suggesting he walk his fat ass in to traffic... Similarly to what Tuckers high school teacher suggested he do. Billy gets some valentines from Jennifer, Susan, and Principal Anderson, who is apparently horny, again, like Tuckers high school janitor/uncle. Billy is hanging out with Ernie, who he gets to call Veronica and ask her if she'd ever go out with anyone from class, which she says she wouldn't, and Billy accuses him of blowing it. On a field trip, the kids start messing with the Chris Farleys bus driver, and Billy is double dared to touch Veronicas boobs, which he does, and she double dares him to go sit back down. It's cut away to the bus driver throwing a banana peel out the window.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I love that in the trivia, they talk about how when editing the movie, they had to quickly cut away from the kids being hit with the dodgeball, bc Adam Sandler was throwing it as hard as he could. I also read that some of the parents of the kids got upset with him, too.</p><p>-Thoughts on cursive writing? Do you remember how to make a cursive "z"?</p><p>-The boob grabbing this today would not fly. Sexual Assault.</p><p>-Anyone else find it weird he's hanging out with a third grader?</p><p> </p><p>On the field trip, Veronica is shown to be warming up to Billy, and he continues to hit on her. Frank, Jack and the bus driver have stolen the kids lunches, so they cut the field trip short. Billy sets a terrible example that peeing your pants is cool <i><strong>(SOUND 10)</strong></i>; reminding me to ask Chris when he realized he needed to start wearing depends? As they get on the bus, the bus driver has an awkward exchange with Billy about Veronica <i><strong>(SOUND 11)</strong></i>, and cut to another party for passing third grade. Veronica shows up and brings Billy some snack packs. Eric schemes who will help him take down Billy, and focuses on Principal Anderson. Billy and Veronica go to his tent, as they're about to kiss, Carl interrupts them and he warns him about Eric. A musical montage of Billy going though 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th grade. He mimes making out and feeling up Veronica. Billy is eating with the third graders, when they're brought sloppy joes by the lunch lady. At Billys 8th grade party, Eric approaches Principal Anderson, blackmailing him about his past as a professional wrestler. Billy pulls up to high school in a Trans-am, totally missing the mid-90's aesthetic, and everyone laughs and scoffs at him. High school O'Doyle welcomes Billy, and he begins to make friends with the old losers, now that he's the new loser... Which reminds me, Tucker, what advice would you give Billy for being THE loser in high school? Billy then goes to see Veronica, and she gives him a bit of a moral lesson about being a loser, and how to treat people; which prompts Billy to make a phone call to Danny McGrath, and he apologizes to him for being a dick in high school. Danny forgives him, and removes Billy from the "People to kill list." He puts on some lipstick and lays down... A news story is then shown where Max gives a press conference saying Billy bribed him to pass him, upsetting Brian, who calls off the deal and Eric gets the company. Billy spirals back out of control and gets wasted. He goes to Veronicas house, but she, weirdly, does not want to go light dog shit on fire, but Billy sees the penguin and knows what's going on there, so he leaves; much like Tucker having a woman pick an imaginary animal over him. Veronica shows up the next day and beats the shit out Billy, telling him she believes in him, and motivates him... in to a song/musical number. <i><strong>(SOUND 12)</strong></i></p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Who would be on your "people to kill" list?</p><p> </p><p>The third graders go to Principal Andersons house, asking who is lying... Which prompts him to retract his statement. Billy, Brian, Carl, and Eric argue about who should get the company; with Eric saying they breached the contract, and he says he'll see them in court. Billy proposes an academic decathlon, and Eric agrees. Billy is getting notes from the high school losers, when his locker is stuffed with horse shit, and O'Doyle rules, and Billy predicts the whole O'Doyle family is going down <i><strong>(SOUND 13)</strong></i>. In his tent, Veronica is "helping" Billy study... by taking off her clothes as he gets answers correct. This is another benefit of home schooling, right Tucker? Teacher getting undressed when you get questions right, right? But puts them back on when you get one wrong. A montage of Billy and Eric studying, and Billy finishes studying with the Bus driver helping, by taking off his shirt <i><strong>(SOUND 14)</strong></i>. The decathlon begins: Eric completes a large equation, Billy writes that eric drinks his own pee... Probably like the Eric that writes us emails, too. Hard to get clean water in Beauregard, so just recycle what you got, right? Billy bakes a cake, and Erics cake is on fire, then Eric catches fire. They race, and Eric wins, like Trey beating Tucker in a foot race. The musical portion, Eric is good. They do a scene from Hamlet, which Billy out performs. The O'Doyles are shown hitting the previously thrown banana peel, and they all go off a cliff to their deaths, chanting O'Doyle Rules,<i><strong>(SOUND 15)</strong></i> and everyone cheers. The final event, Eric does not choose burning dog poo and the human response as Billy wanted, instead, he chooses Reflections of Society in Literature... Which Billy is to give a discussion on how the industrial revolution changed modern novels, and he gets inspiration from Miss Lippy and the Puppy Who Lost His Way... Fade to Billy ending his speech, and the principal <i><strong>(SOUND 16)</strong></i>... Which is how I feel at the end everyone of Tuckers stories. Billy chooses Business Ethics for Eric to discuss, which he can't, so he pulls a gun and demands a new question. As he's about to shoot Billy, Principal Anderson comes out in his Revolting Blob costume, and stops him; but he gets back up, and is about to shoot Veronica, when he's shot in the ass and we see Danny McGrath with the gun, he gives Billy a thumbs up, and takes off. Billy hugs Veronica and cut to graduation. He gives the company to Carl, he wants to go to college and become a teacher, Max hugs him and tells him he's still horny, Billy gets away and he and Veronica kiss, then everyone else kisses also, Miss Lippy and the Clown, Frank and the lunch lady, the losers and the snot mom, Danny and Jaunita, the bus driver and the penguin. Cut to black. The end.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The bit where chris farely takes off his shirt... Is that supposed to be real or Billys imagination?</p><p>-I find it funny that both Bradley Whitford (Eric) and Larry Hankin (Carl) haven't seen this movie. Whitford, doesn't say why he never saw it, but his brother reported that people routinely shout "Business Ethics" at him. Hankin, is not a fan of the film. He disliked the film because he didn't like the type of humor used in the movie, he didn't find Adam Sandler very appealing as a person (saying he found him too crude as well as immature), and his friend was fired from the movie.</p><p> </p><p>Overall, funny movie, if you like Adam Sandler movies, this one is a classic. It's shallow, basic, but still funny in a sophomoric way. Even Adam Sandler himself said, "Billy's the closest I've come to playing myself."</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Billy Madison. The 1995 comedy vehicle that essentially started Adam Sandlers (and all those around him, though, not many are in this film) career. The Guys navigate through silly voices, and oft used quotes, while taking hard stances against not only fascists, but domestic violence as well. Listen how as The Guys Review... Billy Madison. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Breakfast Club</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>The Breakfast Club</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by:  John Hughes</p><p> </p><p>Starring:</p><p>Emilio Estevez</p><p>Paul Gleason</p><p>Anthony Michael Hall</p><p>Judd Nelson</p><p>Molly Ringwald</p><p>Ally Sheedy</p><p> </p><p>Released February 15th, 1985</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $1M ($2.5M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $51.5M ($130M 2021) worldwide</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 89%</p><p>Metacritic 66% Google Users 93%</p><p> </p><p>John Hughes has had two movies selected to be preserved in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant." First was "<i>Ferris Bueller's Day Off" </i>in 2014, and The Breakfast Club was selected in 2016. </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The opening credits ends with a quote from David Bowie: "...and these children that you spit on, as they try to change their worlds, are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through..."</p><p> </p><p>A voice over complaining about Saturday school: Shermer High School, Saturday March 24th, 1984. Cars are dropping off the students. Claire complains she has to do saturday school, Brian promises it's the last time, Andrews father tells him he'll loose his scholarship , Allison is dropped off without word and Bender walks in. In the library, they all settle in. Principal Vernon addresses the students, telling them what he expects from their time. Bender starts harassing the other students... Telling Claire, 'you couldn't ignore me if you tried.' They discuss the difference between social clubs and academic clubs... Like math and physics club. They discuss the complexities of wrestling, and rolling on the ground with sweaty men... Sounds familiar. Bender sabotages the library door so that it'll close. Vernon aggressively questions them as to why the door is closed...and they all agree that it just closed. After trying to rig the door open, Bender and Vernon go back and forth, and he keeps adding saturdays. Claire pleads for him to stop. The group is shown wasting time, drawing, paper football, shaking dandruff out of their hair, Brian tucks a boner, and eventually they all fall asleep. Vernon wakes them up for a bathroom trip. Afterwords, Claire describes how her parents use her against each other. Bender continues to antagonize, but they eventually even share names. Bender takes particular interest in Claire, asking how far shes been with a guy. Andrew stops him, and it briefly turns physical and Bender threatens to kill him. A brief conversation with Carl the janitor, a whistle along, and it's lunch.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The car claire is dropped off in is John Hughes car</p><p>-The mom and sister with Brian are Anthony Michael Halls real mom and sister</p><p>-Anyone ever have saturday school/detention? Any good stories?</p><p>-Vernon giving Bender 2 months of saturday school... why would he want to be there that many saturdays? Though, he doesn't have a wedding band on.</p><p> </p><p>Andrew and Allison go to get drinks, and she finally breaks her silence, saying she drinks vodka. Andrew complains then about being good and wrestling with sweaty dudes...Unlike Tucker. Bender continues to antagonize, eventually outing Brian as a virgin...Claire pulls out sushi for lunch, Andrew has an entire grocery bag full of food, Allison makes some weird, crunchy, sugar sandwich, and Bender goes through Brians lunch the ends with Bender doing an super sarcastic Leave it to Beaver, impression of life at Brians house. Andrew notices Brians reaction and asks about Benders home... Which then gets pretty real. Ending with Andrew questioning the authenticity of his actions, and then shown a cigar burn on his forearm. He storms off, and is reflective. Vernon goes to the lounge, and they all follow Bender to his locker, which no one can explain why... Which we soon find out is weed. As they head back, they are trying to avoid Vernon, and we get the awesome 80's musical montage. (Fire in the twilight) Ending up at a locked gate, stuffing his weed in Brians pants, Bender takes off making a bunch of noise, Vernon following, ending in the gym, giving everyone else time to get back. Vernon gives a very stark view of Benders future...they leave; but in a closet, Vernon threatens Bender, and provides Bender with some perspective, giving him a free shot, which he doesn't take, and he calls him a gutless turd. As Vernon takes a slam, Bender crawls through the ceiling and crashes back to the library, stating he forgot his pencil. As the others cover for Bender, he steals a look and nearly a face-full up Claires skirt. Taking his weed from Brian, the others follow him to the back of the library to smoke.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Judd Nelson played this character method and didn't break, even between scenes. John Hughes almost fired him bc of how he treated Molly Ringwald off camera; though she said she was aware and was ok with it.</p><p>-So Bender can say whatever he wants about anyone else, but then when its about his interpretation of his own home, that's too far? Should we feel bad for him? He's been a shit head the whole time.</p><p>-What do you think about Bender? Is his life like he says or what? What is he doing today?</p><p>-First time smoking weed?</p><p> </p><p>Brian and Claire are obviously super stoned and being silly. Andrew comes out from hotboxing in a room, and aggressively dances around, ending with screaming and a glass breaking, with Allison watching intently. Carl catches Vernon going through the restricted files. Andrew and Brian chat, and Allison finally joins in, offering that she stole his wallet. Claire and Bender discuss not throwing things away. Allison dumps her purse on the couch, stating shes always "ready to jam" because her home life is unsatisfying. Andrew tries to connect with Allison, who he reads pretty well, and she opens up to him, about her family, asking, "What did they do to you...?" like its something that happens to everyone... Very stark. Vernon and Carl talk, and Carl pegs him precisely. They're sitting in a circle, they go back and forth sharing and asking questions. Allison says she's screwing her therapist, Claire is prodded into answering if shes a virgin.... which she is. This leads to a discussion about how they're bizarre, and Andrew tells why he's in Saturday school...Taping a kids 'buns' together. And he gets very emotional. It impacts them all very deeply. Brian shares how Andrews dads intensity is like his grades, and failing shop. They move on to hidden talents, and Claire puts on lipstick with her cleavage, which Bender mocks, and the others chastise him for going after her... and he shares the differences in their christmases... Smoke up Johnny! They lament, asking if they're going to be like their parents, and Allison states its unavoidable, that when you grow up, your heart dies. Brian asks if they'll still be friends on Monday, and Claire tells them the truth that they wont be friends... they go back and forth about how shitty that is, and Brian shares why hes in Saturday school... because he was going to kill himself with a flair gun. Which they all laugh at. Which then prompts Allison to share that she did nothing to be there, she had nothing better to do. Segue to 80's musical montage. (we are not alone)</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Any of y'all ever consider running away?</p><p>-Would you say your bizarre? How so?</p><p>-Tell zapping the kid in 8th grade story</p><p>-Originally the dance montage was supposed to ONLY be Molly Ringwald, but she didn't want to do it alone, which then kind of spawned the 80's/Mtv dance montages.</p><p> </p><p>Bender is crawling back through the ceiling, Claire convinces Brian that he should write the essay Vernon asked them to write. Claire then takes Allison for a make over. Claire goes into the closet with Bender, as Allison FINALLY gets Andys attention after watching him the WHOLE TIME. Claire kisses Bender, and he offers to be something her parents use against each other. Andy complements Allison, who she states Claire did it. They all walk out together, Andy and Allison kiss, Claire gives Bender one of her diamond earrings, which he made fun of her for earlier. They share a kiss, and she leaves. Bender puts the earring in, and a voice over is heard: (voice over), Bender is shown walking across a field, he throws a fist in the air, freeze frame, and credits roll.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Kissing in front of the parents... Is it just me that thinks thats weird? That shit is NOT happening with my daughter. She'll sneak around like God intended.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2021 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Tucker, Trey, Chris)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Breakfast Club</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>The Breakfast Club</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by:  John Hughes</p><p> </p><p>Starring:</p><p>Emilio Estevez</p><p>Paul Gleason</p><p>Anthony Michael Hall</p><p>Judd Nelson</p><p>Molly Ringwald</p><p>Ally Sheedy</p><p> </p><p>Released February 15th, 1985</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $1M ($2.5M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $51.5M ($130M 2021) worldwide</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 89%</p><p>Metacritic 66% Google Users 93%</p><p> </p><p>John Hughes has had two movies selected to be preserved in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant." First was "<i>Ferris Bueller's Day Off" </i>in 2014, and The Breakfast Club was selected in 2016. </p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The opening credits ends with a quote from David Bowie: "...and these children that you spit on, as they try to change their worlds, are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through..."</p><p> </p><p>A voice over complaining about Saturday school: Shermer High School, Saturday March 24th, 1984. Cars are dropping off the students. Claire complains she has to do saturday school, Brian promises it's the last time, Andrews father tells him he'll loose his scholarship , Allison is dropped off without word and Bender walks in. In the library, they all settle in. Principal Vernon addresses the students, telling them what he expects from their time. Bender starts harassing the other students... Telling Claire, 'you couldn't ignore me if you tried.' They discuss the difference between social clubs and academic clubs... Like math and physics club. They discuss the complexities of wrestling, and rolling on the ground with sweaty men... Sounds familiar. Bender sabotages the library door so that it'll close. Vernon aggressively questions them as to why the door is closed...and they all agree that it just closed. After trying to rig the door open, Bender and Vernon go back and forth, and he keeps adding saturdays. Claire pleads for him to stop. The group is shown wasting time, drawing, paper football, shaking dandruff out of their hair, Brian tucks a boner, and eventually they all fall asleep. Vernon wakes them up for a bathroom trip. Afterwords, Claire describes how her parents use her against each other. Bender continues to antagonize, but they eventually even share names. Bender takes particular interest in Claire, asking how far shes been with a guy. Andrew stops him, and it briefly turns physical and Bender threatens to kill him. A brief conversation with Carl the janitor, a whistle along, and it's lunch.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The car claire is dropped off in is John Hughes car</p><p>-The mom and sister with Brian are Anthony Michael Halls real mom and sister</p><p>-Anyone ever have saturday school/detention? Any good stories?</p><p>-Vernon giving Bender 2 months of saturday school... why would he want to be there that many saturdays? Though, he doesn't have a wedding band on.</p><p> </p><p>Andrew and Allison go to get drinks, and she finally breaks her silence, saying she drinks vodka. Andrew complains then about being good and wrestling with sweaty dudes...Unlike Tucker. Bender continues to antagonize, eventually outing Brian as a virgin...Claire pulls out sushi for lunch, Andrew has an entire grocery bag full of food, Allison makes some weird, crunchy, sugar sandwich, and Bender goes through Brians lunch the ends with Bender doing an super sarcastic Leave it to Beaver, impression of life at Brians house. Andrew notices Brians reaction and asks about Benders home... Which then gets pretty real. Ending with Andrew questioning the authenticity of his actions, and then shown a cigar burn on his forearm. He storms off, and is reflective. Vernon goes to the lounge, and they all follow Bender to his locker, which no one can explain why... Which we soon find out is weed. As they head back, they are trying to avoid Vernon, and we get the awesome 80's musical montage. (Fire in the twilight) Ending up at a locked gate, stuffing his weed in Brians pants, Bender takes off making a bunch of noise, Vernon following, ending in the gym, giving everyone else time to get back. Vernon gives a very stark view of Benders future...they leave; but in a closet, Vernon threatens Bender, and provides Bender with some perspective, giving him a free shot, which he doesn't take, and he calls him a gutless turd. As Vernon takes a slam, Bender crawls through the ceiling and crashes back to the library, stating he forgot his pencil. As the others cover for Bender, he steals a look and nearly a face-full up Claires skirt. Taking his weed from Brian, the others follow him to the back of the library to smoke.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Judd Nelson played this character method and didn't break, even between scenes. John Hughes almost fired him bc of how he treated Molly Ringwald off camera; though she said she was aware and was ok with it.</p><p>-So Bender can say whatever he wants about anyone else, but then when its about his interpretation of his own home, that's too far? Should we feel bad for him? He's been a shit head the whole time.</p><p>-What do you think about Bender? Is his life like he says or what? What is he doing today?</p><p>-First time smoking weed?</p><p> </p><p>Brian and Claire are obviously super stoned and being silly. Andrew comes out from hotboxing in a room, and aggressively dances around, ending with screaming and a glass breaking, with Allison watching intently. Carl catches Vernon going through the restricted files. Andrew and Brian chat, and Allison finally joins in, offering that she stole his wallet. Claire and Bender discuss not throwing things away. Allison dumps her purse on the couch, stating shes always "ready to jam" because her home life is unsatisfying. Andrew tries to connect with Allison, who he reads pretty well, and she opens up to him, about her family, asking, "What did they do to you...?" like its something that happens to everyone... Very stark. Vernon and Carl talk, and Carl pegs him precisely. They're sitting in a circle, they go back and forth sharing and asking questions. Allison says she's screwing her therapist, Claire is prodded into answering if shes a virgin.... which she is. This leads to a discussion about how they're bizarre, and Andrew tells why he's in Saturday school...Taping a kids 'buns' together. And he gets very emotional. It impacts them all very deeply. Brian shares how Andrews dads intensity is like his grades, and failing shop. They move on to hidden talents, and Claire puts on lipstick with her cleavage, which Bender mocks, and the others chastise him for going after her... and he shares the differences in their christmases... Smoke up Johnny! They lament, asking if they're going to be like their parents, and Allison states its unavoidable, that when you grow up, your heart dies. Brian asks if they'll still be friends on Monday, and Claire tells them the truth that they wont be friends... they go back and forth about how shitty that is, and Brian shares why hes in Saturday school... because he was going to kill himself with a flair gun. Which they all laugh at. Which then prompts Allison to share that she did nothing to be there, she had nothing better to do. Segue to 80's musical montage. (we are not alone)</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Any of y'all ever consider running away?</p><p>-Would you say your bizarre? How so?</p><p>-Tell zapping the kid in 8th grade story</p><p>-Originally the dance montage was supposed to ONLY be Molly Ringwald, but she didn't want to do it alone, which then kind of spawned the 80's/Mtv dance montages.</p><p> </p><p>Bender is crawling back through the ceiling, Claire convinces Brian that he should write the essay Vernon asked them to write. Claire then takes Allison for a make over. Claire goes into the closet with Bender, as Allison FINALLY gets Andys attention after watching him the WHOLE TIME. Claire kisses Bender, and he offers to be something her parents use against each other. Andy complements Allison, who she states Claire did it. They all walk out together, Andy and Allison kiss, Claire gives Bender one of her diamond earrings, which he made fun of her for earlier. They share a kiss, and she leaves. Bender puts the earring in, and a voice over is heard: (voice over), Bender is shown walking across a field, he throws a fist in the air, freeze frame, and credits roll.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Kissing in front of the parents... Is it just me that thinks thats weird? That shit is NOT happening with my daughter. She'll sneak around like God intended.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Breakfast Club. One of the most critically acclaimed movies ever made, John Hughes iconic coming-of-age story of 5 strangers who spend a Saturday together that, possibly, changes the course of their lives... while also realizing how similar they really are. The Guys get very introspective in a fantastic journey as The Guys Review... The Breakfast Club. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Breakfast Club. One of the most critically acclaimed movies ever made, John Hughes iconic coming-of-age story of 5 strangers who spend a Saturday together that, possibly, changes the course of their lives... while also realizing how similar they really are. The Guys get very introspective in a fantastic journey as The Guys Review... The Breakfast Club. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Goonies</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>The Goonies</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by:  Richard Donner </p><p> </p><p>Screenplay by Chris Columbus, based on a story by executive producer Steven Spielberg</p><p> </p><p>Starring: </p><p>Sean Astin</p><p>Josh Brolin</p><p>Jeff Cohen</p><p>Corey Feldman</p><p>Kerri Green</p><p>Martha Plimpton</p><p>Ke Huy Quan</p><p> </p><p>Released June 7th, 1985</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $19M ($48M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $124M ($313.1M 2021) worldwide</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 76%</p><p>Metacritic 62% Google Users 90%</p><p> </p><p>In 2017, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant"</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens in prison with one of the Fratelli brothers faking his own suicide; meanwhile, momma and the other brother are waiting outside. They take off in a jeep and are involved in a high speed pursuit. As they chase them through town, we're slowly introduced to the other characters, Andy, Mouth, Chunk, Stef, Data. Eventually reaching a beach and a 4x4 race. It fades to the Walshs house, and Mikey complaining about nothing ever happening. Mouth arrives at the house and makes some random Rocky references, and makes fun of Young Thanos, I mean Brand not passing his driving exam, on their last weekend together. Chunk arrives, and has to do the truffle shuffle before waiting on a Rube Goldberg machine to open the gate... Which is dumb. Esp the part with the chicken. Can't scare a chicken to lay an egg. Data ziplines over, ends up causing Chunk to break the statue of Davids dick off. Mrs. Walsh comes home with Rosalita to help pack their house, and she enlists Mouth to translate into Spanish, which he does, but with the wrong information. The kids go into the attic and go through whatever stuff is there, with an immediate thunder storm that somehow popped up. Mikey finds a map and they recount the legend of One Eye Willy... Which is the same story I told in college about my one eyed willy. They then find an article about Chester Copperpot, who claimed to have a key to the treasure. Mikey proposes finding the treasure so they don't have to leave the Goondocks. They tie up Brand and go off to try and follow the treasure map... Thankfully that popup thunderstorm, that served no purpose, has passed. Brand escapes, and borrows a neighbor girls bike, and is then sent over a cliff when Troy in a mustang grabs onto him, and takes off. The boys follow the instructions to an abandoned restaurant, but it turns out the Fratellis are in the restaurant, too. They catch the boys, and mess with them, but Mikey keeps trying to search for the treasure, when Mikey hears something and finds one fo the brothers trying to feed a disfigured person... As he runs back upstairs, Brand grabs him, carries him out with momma Fratelli closing the door behind them, declaring "kids suck."</p><p> </p><p>S: </p><p>-How did Corey Feldman turn out so fucked up, and Sean Astin seems pretty normal.</p><p>-How do you fail your driving test? I backed into a trash can and still passed.</p><p>-For Chunk to be so paranoid outside the restaurant, why does he just go walking around by himself?</p><p>-Momma Fratelli is 56 years old... Jesus. Rough looking.</p><p> </p><p>After watching the Fratellis load "restaurant trash" into their jeep, Mike convinces everyone to stay and keep following the map. Andy and Steph show up, scaring the group, telling them they followed them. Andy abandoned Troy and now seems she wants to get with Brand... In the restaurant, they move down stairs and sneak a peak at the disfigured person...and Andy and Brand are just trying to get their fuck on... Like, constantly. In the hall, in the room the fall in. Chunk breaks a water cooler bottle, and they can hear the water running down somewhere... oh wait, that's just Andys panties around Brand. Anyway, as they look below the fireplace, Data turns on printing press thats making counterfeit money. Chunk smells ice cream, and they find a body in the freezer. The the Fratellis come back, so they load the body back in the freezer, with Chunk behind it. The rest of them escape under the fireplace. Chunk finally escapes to get the police, as the group descends into the tunnel... Chunk flags down a car, that turns out to be the Fratellis and is captured. The group find pipes, and try to bang on them to get help, but it messes up the pressure at the Astoria country club, sending Troy through the ceiling on the toilet... Which I felt like I could've done a few weeks ago, human liquid rocket. Chunk starts spilling his guts about everything... A few years from then, he'd probably end up telling them some fucked up jerk off stories. The group finds a skeleton they determine to be Chester Copperpot, crushed by a trap set by MY one eyed Willy... or the one eyed willy... Whichever. While checking the body, Mikey accidentally sets off the trap that killed Copperpot. As they escape, they release some bats, that then escape to the Fratellis hide out, proving to them Chunk told the truth where everyone else went. The group comes to a waterfall with, what they think is the treasure, but it turns out to be the wishing well. Mouth then takes his wish back. Above, Troy is shown making a wish to "make it" with Andy. Chunk is put in the room with the Fratellis third brother as they go down below the fireplace. Mike gives a super compelling speech, and they decide to keep going, meanwhile, Chunk starts to make a connection to Sloth with a baby ruth.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-This movie moves pretty fast.</p><p>-How did the one stone drop and kill Copperpot, but not the others?</p><p>-In the wishing well, where did the waterfall come from?</p><p>-Sloth wearing the Raiders shirt, John Matuszak played for the Raiders.</p><p> </p><p>The Goonies continue moving forward, using the key they found, and set off another trap, which Data almost falls to his death. Chunk finally calls the police, but Sloth takes off after everyone down below the fireplace. The group splits up to use the bathroom; Andy calls to Brand, who sends Mikey and Andy unknowingly kisses him... Very similar to how Tucker lost his virginity to his Uncle in the bathroom. The Fratellis are catching up to the kids... They arrive to a log over a river/creek as they make their way across and find themselves in a room with a bone organ... Heh heh. Bone organ. The Fratellis try to cross the bridge, and slip and rack their nuts. As Andy starts to play the organ... and not Brands for a change... The floor is shown to be a fall away floor if they get a note wrong... but a door opens as they get the right one... They eventually escape down a water slide in to a large cave with a ship WAY bigger than my one eyed willy needs... But I'm not complaining... or compensating like Tucker and his F150. They climb aboard and start investigating, looking for the treasure. In the armory, Mikey is pushed through a trap door into the captains room, and he finally talks to the REAL one eyed willy... which if it were mine, it would probably be a felony now considering his age. Mikey has an emotional moment with his one eyed Willy, which everyone sees and it's awkward for a minute... but they move on to start taking the treasure when the Fratellis show up and capture them. As they're making the kids walk the plank, Chunk and Sloth show up and save the kids. As they swim to safety, Sloth fights with his brothers...Andy and Brand finally kiss, which lucky for her she's already in water, so no need to sandbag around her. Momma Fratelli tries to sooth Sloth, which backfires, and he throws her off the plank. The kids abandon the treasure to escape, and the Fratellis continue to fight each other, but go to find the gold. Momma Fratelli then thanks the Willy... Which every woman should do after being satisfied by a willy. The kids start a cave in using dynamite to escape, but Sloth helps them. One of Willies last booby traps is set off, pulling up the anchor on the ship... as the Goonies emerge from the cave, they're found by police, and all the parents come to get them on the beach. Joyous reunions all around. Mouth and Steph have a moment... Andy gives Mikey some shade, something about "parts that dont work so well" bc apparently he didn't get a hard on when kissing her earlier? Was she expecting a pocket rocket digging into her thigh? The Fratellis then emerge, and the Goonies all go to defend Sloth. Troys dad then starts to make Mikeys dad sign paperwork to sell their house, Rosalita finds Mikes bag with really fake, plastic jewels, which leads his dad to tear the contract up. As the Goonies are talking to the media, the pirate ship comes sailing out of the cave... They all watch, and Mike thanks the Willy... Cue credits.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-What is holding up the floor in the organ room? How does it know what/how to drop the floor? Yay movie magic.</p><p>-If the Fratellis were real, all of those kids would've been dead LONG ago. Gotta love the 80's trope of the 'good' bad guys.</p><p>-It's cool that they really built the set... they didn't let the kids see it until they filmed it, to get a genuine reaction.</p><p>-I wonder if John Matuszak got tired of "HEY YOU GUYS" or if he knew it would be as big as it is/was.</p><p>-You'd think a 300+ year old boat may have a few leaks, rot, or not be totally sea worthy.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Goonies</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>The Goonies</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by:  Richard Donner </p><p> </p><p>Screenplay by Chris Columbus, based on a story by executive producer Steven Spielberg</p><p> </p><p>Starring: </p><p>Sean Astin</p><p>Josh Brolin</p><p>Jeff Cohen</p><p>Corey Feldman</p><p>Kerri Green</p><p>Martha Plimpton</p><p>Ke Huy Quan</p><p> </p><p>Released June 7th, 1985</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $19M ($48M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $124M ($313.1M 2021) worldwide</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes 76%</p><p>Metacritic 62% Google Users 90%</p><p> </p><p>In 2017, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant"</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens in prison with one of the Fratelli brothers faking his own suicide; meanwhile, momma and the other brother are waiting outside. They take off in a jeep and are involved in a high speed pursuit. As they chase them through town, we're slowly introduced to the other characters, Andy, Mouth, Chunk, Stef, Data. Eventually reaching a beach and a 4x4 race. It fades to the Walshs house, and Mikey complaining about nothing ever happening. Mouth arrives at the house and makes some random Rocky references, and makes fun of Young Thanos, I mean Brand not passing his driving exam, on their last weekend together. Chunk arrives, and has to do the truffle shuffle before waiting on a Rube Goldberg machine to open the gate... Which is dumb. Esp the part with the chicken. Can't scare a chicken to lay an egg. Data ziplines over, ends up causing Chunk to break the statue of Davids dick off. Mrs. Walsh comes home with Rosalita to help pack their house, and she enlists Mouth to translate into Spanish, which he does, but with the wrong information. The kids go into the attic and go through whatever stuff is there, with an immediate thunder storm that somehow popped up. Mikey finds a map and they recount the legend of One Eye Willy... Which is the same story I told in college about my one eyed willy. They then find an article about Chester Copperpot, who claimed to have a key to the treasure. Mikey proposes finding the treasure so they don't have to leave the Goondocks. They tie up Brand and go off to try and follow the treasure map... Thankfully that popup thunderstorm, that served no purpose, has passed. Brand escapes, and borrows a neighbor girls bike, and is then sent over a cliff when Troy in a mustang grabs onto him, and takes off. The boys follow the instructions to an abandoned restaurant, but it turns out the Fratellis are in the restaurant, too. They catch the boys, and mess with them, but Mikey keeps trying to search for the treasure, when Mikey hears something and finds one fo the brothers trying to feed a disfigured person... As he runs back upstairs, Brand grabs him, carries him out with momma Fratelli closing the door behind them, declaring "kids suck."</p><p> </p><p>S: </p><p>-How did Corey Feldman turn out so fucked up, and Sean Astin seems pretty normal.</p><p>-How do you fail your driving test? I backed into a trash can and still passed.</p><p>-For Chunk to be so paranoid outside the restaurant, why does he just go walking around by himself?</p><p>-Momma Fratelli is 56 years old... Jesus. Rough looking.</p><p> </p><p>After watching the Fratellis load "restaurant trash" into their jeep, Mike convinces everyone to stay and keep following the map. Andy and Steph show up, scaring the group, telling them they followed them. Andy abandoned Troy and now seems she wants to get with Brand... In the restaurant, they move down stairs and sneak a peak at the disfigured person...and Andy and Brand are just trying to get their fuck on... Like, constantly. In the hall, in the room the fall in. Chunk breaks a water cooler bottle, and they can hear the water running down somewhere... oh wait, that's just Andys panties around Brand. Anyway, as they look below the fireplace, Data turns on printing press thats making counterfeit money. Chunk smells ice cream, and they find a body in the freezer. The the Fratellis come back, so they load the body back in the freezer, with Chunk behind it. The rest of them escape under the fireplace. Chunk finally escapes to get the police, as the group descends into the tunnel... Chunk flags down a car, that turns out to be the Fratellis and is captured. The group find pipes, and try to bang on them to get help, but it messes up the pressure at the Astoria country club, sending Troy through the ceiling on the toilet... Which I felt like I could've done a few weeks ago, human liquid rocket. Chunk starts spilling his guts about everything... A few years from then, he'd probably end up telling them some fucked up jerk off stories. The group finds a skeleton they determine to be Chester Copperpot, crushed by a trap set by MY one eyed Willy... or the one eyed willy... Whichever. While checking the body, Mikey accidentally sets off the trap that killed Copperpot. As they escape, they release some bats, that then escape to the Fratellis hide out, proving to them Chunk told the truth where everyone else went. The group comes to a waterfall with, what they think is the treasure, but it turns out to be the wishing well. Mouth then takes his wish back. Above, Troy is shown making a wish to "make it" with Andy. Chunk is put in the room with the Fratellis third brother as they go down below the fireplace. Mike gives a super compelling speech, and they decide to keep going, meanwhile, Chunk starts to make a connection to Sloth with a baby ruth.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-This movie moves pretty fast.</p><p>-How did the one stone drop and kill Copperpot, but not the others?</p><p>-In the wishing well, where did the waterfall come from?</p><p>-Sloth wearing the Raiders shirt, John Matuszak played for the Raiders.</p><p> </p><p>The Goonies continue moving forward, using the key they found, and set off another trap, which Data almost falls to his death. Chunk finally calls the police, but Sloth takes off after everyone down below the fireplace. The group splits up to use the bathroom; Andy calls to Brand, who sends Mikey and Andy unknowingly kisses him... Very similar to how Tucker lost his virginity to his Uncle in the bathroom. The Fratellis are catching up to the kids... They arrive to a log over a river/creek as they make their way across and find themselves in a room with a bone organ... Heh heh. Bone organ. The Fratellis try to cross the bridge, and slip and rack their nuts. As Andy starts to play the organ... and not Brands for a change... The floor is shown to be a fall away floor if they get a note wrong... but a door opens as they get the right one... They eventually escape down a water slide in to a large cave with a ship WAY bigger than my one eyed willy needs... But I'm not complaining... or compensating like Tucker and his F150. They climb aboard and start investigating, looking for the treasure. In the armory, Mikey is pushed through a trap door into the captains room, and he finally talks to the REAL one eyed willy... which if it were mine, it would probably be a felony now considering his age. Mikey has an emotional moment with his one eyed Willy, which everyone sees and it's awkward for a minute... but they move on to start taking the treasure when the Fratellis show up and capture them. As they're making the kids walk the plank, Chunk and Sloth show up and save the kids. As they swim to safety, Sloth fights with his brothers...Andy and Brand finally kiss, which lucky for her she's already in water, so no need to sandbag around her. Momma Fratelli tries to sooth Sloth, which backfires, and he throws her off the plank. The kids abandon the treasure to escape, and the Fratellis continue to fight each other, but go to find the gold. Momma Fratelli then thanks the Willy... Which every woman should do after being satisfied by a willy. The kids start a cave in using dynamite to escape, but Sloth helps them. One of Willies last booby traps is set off, pulling up the anchor on the ship... as the Goonies emerge from the cave, they're found by police, and all the parents come to get them on the beach. Joyous reunions all around. Mouth and Steph have a moment... Andy gives Mikey some shade, something about "parts that dont work so well" bc apparently he didn't get a hard on when kissing her earlier? Was she expecting a pocket rocket digging into her thigh? The Fratellis then emerge, and the Goonies all go to defend Sloth. Troys dad then starts to make Mikeys dad sign paperwork to sell their house, Rosalita finds Mikes bag with really fake, plastic jewels, which leads his dad to tear the contract up. As the Goonies are talking to the media, the pirate ship comes sailing out of the cave... They all watch, and Mike thanks the Willy... Cue credits.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-What is holding up the floor in the organ room? How does it know what/how to drop the floor? Yay movie magic.</p><p>-If the Fratellis were real, all of those kids would've been dead LONG ago. Gotta love the 80's trope of the 'good' bad guys.</p><p>-It's cool that they really built the set... they didn't let the kids see it until they filmed it, to get a genuine reaction.</p><p>-I wonder if John Matuszak got tired of "HEY YOU GUYS" or if he knew it would be as big as it is/was.</p><p>-You'd think a 300+ year old boat may have a few leaks, rot, or not be totally sea worthy.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:title>The Goonies</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Chris, Trey, Stephen, Tucker</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Goonies. The CLASSIC 1985 teenage, coming-of-age film that saw the start of the careers of, since then, greats like Josh Brolin, Sean Astin, and Corey Feldman. Listen as Stephen, Chris, Trey and Sloth... I mean, Tucker, as they share stories, memories, and as The Guys Review... The Goonies. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Goonies. The CLASSIC 1985 teenage, coming-of-age film that saw the start of the careers of, since then, greats like Josh Brolin, Sean Astin, and Corey Feldman. Listen as Stephen, Chris, Trey and Sloth... I mean, Tucker, as they share stories, memories, and as The Guys Review... The Goonies. 

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      <title>Escape Rooms</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Escape Room</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails!</p><p>-As of 4:45 we have 4,994 total downloads... Thank you to all of our listeners!</p><p>-Currently on Facebook, we've got 341 followers, and 332 likes... I don't know the difference</p><p>-We've only got 53 followers on Twitter... Any thoughts how to boost that number? Should we take a page from the produce stand and read out/shout out our twitter follwers each week? Incentavise them to follow?</p><p>-Instagram, we've got 78 followers.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Escape Room</strong></p><p> </p><p>According to wikipedia: An <strong>escape room</strong>, also known as an <strong>escape game</strong> or <strong>exit game</strong>, is a game in which a team of players discover clues, solve puzzles, and accomplish tasks in one or more rooms in order to accomplish a specific goal in a limited amount of time. Bufflo Bill was a BIG fan of escape rooms... I'd Fuck me.</p><p> </p><p>In spite of the name, escaping a room may not be the main goal for the players, nor is the game necessarily confined to a single room.</p><p> </p><p>Early escape rooms drew insperation from haunted houses,  scavenger hunts, and interactive theater, such as Sleep No More, which was debuted in New York in 2003. An additional inspiration for escape rooms came from the "escape the room" genre of video games that challenged players to locate clues and objects while within a single room.</p><p> </p><p>The earliest concept to resemble a modern escape room was True Dungeon, which premiered at GenCon Indy in Indianapolis, in July 2003</p><p> </p><p>The first known fatal accident to occur in an escape room was the death of five 15-year-old girls in a fire in Poland, on January, 4, 2019. According to the state firefighting service, the chief failure that led to the deaths was the <strong>lack of an effective evacuation route... In an escape room..</strong>. Shortly after the accident, authorities ordered safety checks in escape rooms across Poland and 13 more such establishments were shut down for safety flaws as a result. So, I guess you could say there was no escaping those rooms...</p><p> </p><p>Industry:</p><p> </p><p>As of November 2019, there were estimated to be over 50,000 escape rooms worldwide.</p><p> </p><p>The UK has seen the market grow by over the past 5 years by 93%, 148%, 409% and 43%.</p><p> </p><p>According to Room Escape Artist . com (https://roomescapeartist.com/2020/08/24/escape-room-industry-report-2020/)</p><p> </p><p><strong>As of February 2021, there are 2,080 escape room facilities in the United States.</strong></p><p>In comparison, in August 2020, there were 2,250 escape room facilities in the United States. In the past 6 months, we’ve experienced a 7.5% decrease in the number of facilities.</p><p>In 2017, the average escape room business saw <strong>$256,860 in booking revenue</strong>, representing a 11.45% YoY (Year over Year) increase.</p><p>US escape room industry is expected to hit $465.5 million over the five years from 2020 to 2025.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2021 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Tucker, Trey)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/escape-rooms-6_LcYO8m</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Escape Room</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails!</p><p>-As of 4:45 we have 4,994 total downloads... Thank you to all of our listeners!</p><p>-Currently on Facebook, we've got 341 followers, and 332 likes... I don't know the difference</p><p>-We've only got 53 followers on Twitter... Any thoughts how to boost that number? Should we take a page from the produce stand and read out/shout out our twitter follwers each week? Incentavise them to follow?</p><p>-Instagram, we've got 78 followers.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Escape Room</strong></p><p> </p><p>According to wikipedia: An <strong>escape room</strong>, also known as an <strong>escape game</strong> or <strong>exit game</strong>, is a game in which a team of players discover clues, solve puzzles, and accomplish tasks in one or more rooms in order to accomplish a specific goal in a limited amount of time. Bufflo Bill was a BIG fan of escape rooms... I'd Fuck me.</p><p> </p><p>In spite of the name, escaping a room may not be the main goal for the players, nor is the game necessarily confined to a single room.</p><p> </p><p>Early escape rooms drew insperation from haunted houses,  scavenger hunts, and interactive theater, such as Sleep No More, which was debuted in New York in 2003. An additional inspiration for escape rooms came from the "escape the room" genre of video games that challenged players to locate clues and objects while within a single room.</p><p> </p><p>The earliest concept to resemble a modern escape room was True Dungeon, which premiered at GenCon Indy in Indianapolis, in July 2003</p><p> </p><p>The first known fatal accident to occur in an escape room was the death of five 15-year-old girls in a fire in Poland, on January, 4, 2019. According to the state firefighting service, the chief failure that led to the deaths was the <strong>lack of an effective evacuation route... In an escape room..</strong>. Shortly after the accident, authorities ordered safety checks in escape rooms across Poland and 13 more such establishments were shut down for safety flaws as a result. So, I guess you could say there was no escaping those rooms...</p><p> </p><p>Industry:</p><p> </p><p>As of November 2019, there were estimated to be over 50,000 escape rooms worldwide.</p><p> </p><p>The UK has seen the market grow by over the past 5 years by 93%, 148%, 409% and 43%.</p><p> </p><p>According to Room Escape Artist . com (https://roomescapeartist.com/2020/08/24/escape-room-industry-report-2020/)</p><p> </p><p><strong>As of February 2021, there are 2,080 escape room facilities in the United States.</strong></p><p>In comparison, in August 2020, there were 2,250 escape room facilities in the United States. In the past 6 months, we’ve experienced a 7.5% decrease in the number of facilities.</p><p>In 2017, the average escape room business saw <strong>$256,860 in booking revenue</strong>, representing a 11.45% YoY (Year over Year) increase.</p><p>US escape room industry is expected to hit $465.5 million over the five years from 2020 to 2025.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:title>Escape Rooms</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Escape Rooms. The Guys visited a local escape room and talk about their expirence in the room, the puzzles, and how terrible of a detective Tucker is... If it weren&apos;t for Trey and Stephen, they would&apos;ve never gotten out. Pay attention and look for clues as The Guys Review... Escape Rooms. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Escape Rooms. The Guys visited a local escape room and talk about their expirence in the room, the puzzles, and how terrible of a detective Tucker is... If it weren&apos;t for Trey and Stephen, they would&apos;ve never gotten out. Pay attention and look for clues as The Guys Review... Escape Rooms. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Candy Bars</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails!</p><p><strong>Candy Bars</strong></p><p> </p><p>History of Candy Bars, as told by Jon Prince, according to CandyFavorites.com (https://www.candyfavorites.com/shop/catalog-candybars-history.php)</p><p>For a while, the Maya and the Aztecs were the only ones enjoying the fruit of the cacao tree, something they had done for thousands of years. In the 16th Century, Spanish explorer Hernan Cortez paid a visit to the Aztecs and when he met their leader, Montezuma, he got a taste of the spicy, chocolate drink that was a local treasure.</p><p> </p><p>Cortez returned to Spain with the recipe and a stash of cacao beans and the chocolate drink quickly became a favorite delicacy in the aristocratic circle.</p><p> </p><p>In 1847, Englishman Joseph Fry figured out a way to create a chocolate paste to press into a mold, thus creating the candy bar.</p><p> </p><p>In 1875, Henry Nestle realized that adding milk to the chocolate mixture makes it less bitter, another major milestone in the world of chocolate.</p><p> </p><p>The 1893 Chicago World’s Fair featured chocolate making machines that caught Milton Hershey’s eye (he was already rich from making caramel, but saw even more opportunity in chocolate, smart man). One year later, the world got the first chocolate bar from Hershey, marking the beginning of the mass-produced American candy bar.</p><p> </p><p>The candy bar genealogy from that point goes something like this: Clark Bar (1916), Oh Henry! (1920), Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (1922), Baby Ruth and Milky Way (1923), Mr. Goodbar (1925), Snickers (1930), 3 Musketeers (1932), Kit Kat (1933), and Nestle’s Crunch (1938).</p><p> </p><p>With mechanized candy bar production that began in the 40’s, the market became flooded with new and inventive candy bar creations, to the tune of 40,000 over the years.</p><p> </p><p>Industry:</p><p> </p><p>According to Statista.com https://www.statista.com/topics/2709/confectionery-industry/</p><p> </p><p>-Mars is the leading global confectionery company at 30%, while Hersheys is the leading domestic company with 43.3%.</p><p>-The confectionery industry in the United States is expected to grow by over 44 percent from 2016 to 2025. In 2016, the industry was valued at 36.4 billion U.S. dollars. By 2025, the industry is forecast to reach 52.6 billion dollars in value.</p><p>Fior Markets.com reports:</p><p>https://www.fiormarkets.com/report/global-candy-market-by-type-chocolate-candy-sugar-419437.html</p><p>-The global candy market is expected to grow from USD 217.8 billion in 2020 to USD 290.7 billion by 2028, at a CAGR of 3.8% during the forecast period 2021-2028.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2021 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Tucker, Trey, Stephen)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/candy-bars-i6vO_clY</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Candy Bars</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails!</p><p><strong>Candy Bars</strong></p><p> </p><p>History of Candy Bars, as told by Jon Prince, according to CandyFavorites.com (https://www.candyfavorites.com/shop/catalog-candybars-history.php)</p><p>For a while, the Maya and the Aztecs were the only ones enjoying the fruit of the cacao tree, something they had done for thousands of years. In the 16th Century, Spanish explorer Hernan Cortez paid a visit to the Aztecs and when he met their leader, Montezuma, he got a taste of the spicy, chocolate drink that was a local treasure.</p><p> </p><p>Cortez returned to Spain with the recipe and a stash of cacao beans and the chocolate drink quickly became a favorite delicacy in the aristocratic circle.</p><p> </p><p>In 1847, Englishman Joseph Fry figured out a way to create a chocolate paste to press into a mold, thus creating the candy bar.</p><p> </p><p>In 1875, Henry Nestle realized that adding milk to the chocolate mixture makes it less bitter, another major milestone in the world of chocolate.</p><p> </p><p>The 1893 Chicago World’s Fair featured chocolate making machines that caught Milton Hershey’s eye (he was already rich from making caramel, but saw even more opportunity in chocolate, smart man). One year later, the world got the first chocolate bar from Hershey, marking the beginning of the mass-produced American candy bar.</p><p> </p><p>The candy bar genealogy from that point goes something like this: Clark Bar (1916), Oh Henry! (1920), Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (1922), Baby Ruth and Milky Way (1923), Mr. Goodbar (1925), Snickers (1930), 3 Musketeers (1932), Kit Kat (1933), and Nestle’s Crunch (1938).</p><p> </p><p>With mechanized candy bar production that began in the 40’s, the market became flooded with new and inventive candy bar creations, to the tune of 40,000 over the years.</p><p> </p><p>Industry:</p><p> </p><p>According to Statista.com https://www.statista.com/topics/2709/confectionery-industry/</p><p> </p><p>-Mars is the leading global confectionery company at 30%, while Hersheys is the leading domestic company with 43.3%.</p><p>-The confectionery industry in the United States is expected to grow by over 44 percent from 2016 to 2025. In 2016, the industry was valued at 36.4 billion U.S. dollars. By 2025, the industry is forecast to reach 52.6 billion dollars in value.</p><p>Fior Markets.com reports:</p><p>https://www.fiormarkets.com/report/global-candy-market-by-type-chocolate-candy-sugar-419437.html</p><p>-The global candy market is expected to grow from USD 217.8 billion in 2020 to USD 290.7 billion by 2028, at a CAGR of 3.8% during the forecast period 2021-2028.</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:title>Candy Bars</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Candy Bars. The ultimate sweet treat, that has been around since the Aztecs and Incas of Central and South America. The Guys put their stomachs back on the line to taste and review different candy bars from around the world. Find out which ones make Trey puke (most of them) and if Chris ends up crying from the heat... again... when The Guys Review... Candy Bars. 

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      <title>Star Wars: A New Hope</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Star Wars: A New Hope</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Star Wars Episode 4, A New Hope</strong></p><p> </p><p>The first installment of the original <i>Star Wars</i> trilogy, the first of the franchise to be produced, and the fourth episode of the "Skywalker saga".</p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by: George Lucas</p><p> </p><p>Starring:</p><p>Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Peter Cushing, Alec Guinness, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker and Peter Mayhew</p><p> </p><p>Released May 25th, 1977</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $11M ($48.9M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $775.8M ($3.5B 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 92%</p><p>Metacritic 90% Google Users 91%</p><p> </p><p>Surpassed <i>Jaws</i> (1975) to become the highest-grossing film at the time until the release of <i>E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial</i> (1982).</p><p> </p><p>When adjusted for inflation, <i>Star Wars</i> is the second-highest-grossing film in North America (behind <i>Gone with the Wind</i>) and the fourth-highest-grossing film in the world. It received ten Oscar nominations (including Best Picture), winning seven.</p><p> </p><p>In 1989, it became one of the first 25 films that was selected by the U.S. Library of Congress for preservation in the National Film Registry for being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". At the time, it was the most recent film in the registry and the only one chosen from the 1970s. In 2004, its soundtrack was added to the U.S. National Recording Registry, and was additionally listed by the American Film Institute as the best movie score of all time a year later. Today, it is widely regarded by many in the motion picture industry as one of the greatest and most important films in film history.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... The intro crawl tells of a galatic civil war, how the rebels obtained schematics for the imperial death star and we join our heros trying to escape the empire. We then drop into a space battle over a planet. Inside the ship, droids and troops running around, preparing to be boarded. The door explodes and storm troopers enter, and kill all the rebels. Darth Vader menacingly enters and surveys the damage, and moves on. 3P0 sees Leia talking to R2, and they move on. Vader interrogates a rebel, killing him, as they search for the death star plans. Troopers find and stun Leia as the droids escape in an escape pod and crash towards the planet. Leia and Vader talk and Vader accuses her of being a rebel. They can't find the plans, and plan to scuttle the ship, and to track the escape pod thinking the plans are in there. 3P0 and R2 argue about which way to go, and split up. 3P0 thinks he sees a transport and yells for help, and R2 moves into a canyon and is being watched, then ambushed and taken by Jawas. R2 comes to in a storage room with a bunch of other droids, and finds 3P0 again. They're brought out for a line up with other droids and we're introduced to our hero, Luke Skywalker, and his aunt and uncle. 3P0 and R2 are bought and taken to be cleaned up. Luke complains about being on Tatooine, and they officially meet. Luke is working on R2 when he finds a holo recording on Leia asking Obi Wan Kenobi for help. Luke discusses the new droids, who they may belong to, and how he wants to go to the academy early, but Owen shuts that down, that he needs Luke for the harvest. Luke returns to find R2 has taken off, but it's too dangerous to go searching for him with all the sand people around.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-This is going to be hard, because it's such a good, classic movie. Love the intro/opening.</p><p>-Love all the classic wipes to change scenes, wasn't really done in movies at this time</p><p>-What color is 3P0s leg?</p><p>-Vader voice before being dubbed.</p><p>-It's incredible how much of this was done practically, the ships and everything.</p><p>-Luke starts off as a whiny bitch (wanting to go to Toshi station for power converters, complaining about the holo message)</p><p>-Never realized Uncle Owen calls Obi Wan a "crazy old wizard"</p><p>-The music when Luke stares at the double sunset... Epic. Just the music in general</p><p> </p><p>The next day Luke takes 3P0 searching for R2, and we see sand people tracking them. As Luke is searching for the sand people, he's ambushed, and they go through his speeder, before being run off by some strange noises, and a man in a robe, who checks on Luke and calls R2 out. Luke comes to and explains why he's out so far, and he tells Luke he is, or was Obi Wan Kenobi. They leave to avoid more sand people and Obi Wan then tells Luke about his father, totally altering what has come to be known as canon now... but regardless, then gives Luke his fathers light saber, that he took from him after cutting off his arms and legs and leaving him to die, which he conveniently leaves out. Luke takes one of the most dangerous weapons in the galaxy, and then points it directly at his face. Luke asks how his father died, and Obi Wan again lies to him, and then tells Luke about the force. He then activates the message from Leia, who asks him for help. Obi Wan asks for Lukes help, which he says he can't help, but offers him a ride... How generous. Aboard the imperial ship, imperial officers bicker about security as Vader and Tarkin enter and tell them the emperor has dissolved the remnants of the galatic senate, the last bit of the old republic. An officer questions Vaders commitment to the force, and Vader finds his lack of faith disturbing, as he force chokes him. You think vader ever force chokes himself? At least if he did, if he passed out, he wouldn't die like with a belt. Or does the suit take care of everything for him? Imagine having to take a dump with that thing on. Luke and Obi Wan find the Jawas that sold him the droids, slaughtered, and races home to find his aunt and uncle dead. Aboard the death star, Vader interrogates Leia using a droid. Luke returns to Obi Wan, and agrees to come with him, and learn the ways of the force. They go to Mos Isley for transport, and we see the first use of the force, when the storm troopers decide those are the droids they were looking for. In the cantina, Obi Wan is talking to pilots and Luke finds himself in trouble, when Obi Wan steps in and cuts an arm off... he's got experience doing that. We meet Han Solo and Chewbacca, pilots of the millennium falcon. They strike a deal for passage to Alderran and as they're leaving Solo is stopped by Greedo, and mercenary who is hunting Solo for Jabba the Hut; as Greedo is about to shoot Han, he's instead shot from under the table. On the death star, Leia is said to be resistant to the mind probe, so Tarkin suggests an alternative form of persuasion, and sets course for Alderran. Luke sells his speeder, and he and Obi Wan move to the hanger, they're being followed. In the hanger, Han has a discussion with Jabba about owing him money and they agree to an extra 15%. Storm Troopers show up and they take off. In space, they're being pursued by imperial ships, but make the jump to light speed.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Why doesn't Obi Wan recognize R2?</p><p>-It's funny how much the cannon has changed, the back story about Vader, Obi Wan, and so on.</p><p>-Still had the edit where Greedo and Han shoot at the same time. HAN SHOT FIRST. Also, what's with "muclunky"?</p><p>-"ma klounkee" which translates to "it'll be the end of you." It's been said before in the Star Wars saga: Sebulba says it to Anakin in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace... So the prequel.</p><p> </p><p>The death star approaches alderran, and Tarkin tells Leia he's going to show the destructive power of the death star by destroying Alderran, she gives up the location of the rebel base, but destroys Alderaan anyway. Obi Wan feels the disturbance in the force, but tells Luke to keep training. Han gives his world view about not believing in the force, and being a huge poopy pants. Leia is shown to have given the empire bad intel about the rebel base, big surprise, and Tarkin wants her executed. Luke and the crew arrive to find Alderran no longer there, as they pursue a tie fighter, they're caught in a tractor beam and pulled on to the death star. After a search, no one is found; they're shown to be hiding in smuggling compartments. They get some storm troopers to come on board, and steal their armor. They infiltrate the communications room and determine how to disable the tractor beam, and Obi Wan takes off. R2 locates Leia; Luke wants to rescue her, and convinces Han to help by appealing to his greed... and promises of blowies. Not really. As they make their way to the detention block, Obi Wan is sneaking around and Vader can sense him. They spring their plan and take over the detention block. Luke gets Leia out of her cell, meanwhile Vader is telling Tarkin he senses Obi Wan. Troopers invade the detention block and they're trapped. They escape down a trash shoot... That's, weirdly, in the middle of a hallway in the detention block. In the trash, something pulls Luke underwater, but then lets him go for some reason...which we then find out is the walls start closing in, compacting. They call 3P0 for help, but he doesn't respond. When he remembers to turn the com link on, they have the compactor shut down and they're saved. Obi Wan, still sneaking around, finds and disables the tractor beam... in a cavernous room and a panel with no railing. As they start back to the ship, they're split up and chased by troopers. Luke and Leia are trapped without a bridge, but swing to safety with a kiss for luck *gross*. As they run, Obi Wan finds Vader waiting for him, and they duel. Obi Wan warns Vader if the strikes him down, he'll become more powerful than he can imagine. The duel draws the attention of the troopers guarding the Falcon, and they all move. Luke sees what's happening and Obi Wan sacrifices himself, disappearing and becoming one with the force. As Luke fires, he hears Obi Wans voice telling him to run, and they take off. Luke is upset, but has to help Han fight off the tie fighters to escape. They defeat the fighters and celebrate... but Tarkin reveals he had a tracking beacon put on the ship.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Why does a planet blow up like that?</p><p>-After jumping down the garbage chute, why didn't the troopers just follow them?</p><p>-Han shoots the wall then they first get down there, and it bounces all over, but when he shoots in the water at the tentacle around Luke, no bouncing.</p><p>-Why are there such cavernous rooms like that in a ship? It's a huge waste of vertical space.</p><p>-I still don't understand the orientation of the guns on the Falcon. They climb ladders up and down, but it looks like they're across from each other.</p><p> </p><p>They arrive at a rebel base on Yavin moon, to have the schematics analyzed to see if there is a weakness to the death star; but the death star isn't far behind. They find a small thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the core, and are told a direct hit with a proton torpedo will start a chain reaction and destroy the station. Luke explains how he was a sociopath back on Tatooine saying he used to bullseye wamp rats similar in size to the exhaust port, so the shot isn't impossible. Makes you wonder if he also wet the bed, and started fires, too? He does kill a lot of people, maybe he's actually a serial killer and he's feeding his dark passenger? Just a thought. The death star orbits the planet to destroy the moon in ~30 minutes. Luke finds Han packing up, and guilt trips him. Luke speaks with Leia, and is still mopy about Obi Wan; as he preps and takes off, he hears Obi Wan again, telling him the force will be with him. They take off and begin their attack mission. As they attack the ship, Luke continues to hear Obi Wan, and the tie fighters attack. The bombers start their run, but they're attacked by Vader and his tie escort and destroyed. Tarkin is told there is a chance of an issue, but he dismisses the threat. The x-wings make a run, and again Vader attacks destroying 2/3 ships. A shot is taken at the exhaust port, but misses. Luke tells the remaining pilots they're going in full speed... Wedge asks if he can pull out at that speed, which Luke replies, "I'm a man, not a couch. I don't pull out." He wants to make the death star his twinkie, not a toaster strudle. They start their run, and Vader again comes in. Picking off the ships, one after another, the move to shoot Lukes... as he approaches the exhaust port, he hears Obi Wan again, to use the force. Vader comments that he feel he's strong with the force, he switches off his targeting computer, the death star is shown in firing range of the rebel base, as Vader takes his shot, Han shows back up and saves Luke, who fires the torpedo into the exhaust port right as the station powers up to destroy the rebel base, and it blows up. Back at the base, they all celebrate, even though R2 is damaged. A ceremony is shown where Leia presents Han and Luke with medals... but not Chewie. That bitch. Probably upset because he got a red rocket one time around her, but he's a young wookie and can't help himself sometimes. Give the guy a break, damn. Oh, and R2 is shown to be fine. The gathered crowd applauds them and cut to credits.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-As involved as 3P0 and R2 was in the prequels and other shows (Rebels and Clone Wars, how does NO ONE remember C3P0 and R2?!?!</p><p>-Was there ever really any explanation as to why Chewie didn't get a medal?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Tucker, Trey, Stephen)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Star Wars: A New Hope</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Star Wars Episode 4, A New Hope</strong></p><p> </p><p>The first installment of the original <i>Star Wars</i> trilogy, the first of the franchise to be produced, and the fourth episode of the "Skywalker saga".</p><p> </p><p>Written and Directed by: George Lucas</p><p> </p><p>Starring:</p><p>Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Peter Cushing, Alec Guinness, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker and Peter Mayhew</p><p> </p><p>Released May 25th, 1977</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $11M ($48.9M 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $775.8M ($3.5B 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 92%</p><p>Metacritic 90% Google Users 91%</p><p> </p><p>Surpassed <i>Jaws</i> (1975) to become the highest-grossing film at the time until the release of <i>E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial</i> (1982).</p><p> </p><p>When adjusted for inflation, <i>Star Wars</i> is the second-highest-grossing film in North America (behind <i>Gone with the Wind</i>) and the fourth-highest-grossing film in the world. It received ten Oscar nominations (including Best Picture), winning seven.</p><p> </p><p>In 1989, it became one of the first 25 films that was selected by the U.S. Library of Congress for preservation in the National Film Registry for being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". At the time, it was the most recent film in the registry and the only one chosen from the 1970s. In 2004, its soundtrack was added to the U.S. National Recording Registry, and was additionally listed by the American Film Institute as the best movie score of all time a year later. Today, it is widely regarded by many in the motion picture industry as one of the greatest and most important films in film history.</p><p> </p><p>First time you saw the movie?</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... The intro crawl tells of a galatic civil war, how the rebels obtained schematics for the imperial death star and we join our heros trying to escape the empire. We then drop into a space battle over a planet. Inside the ship, droids and troops running around, preparing to be boarded. The door explodes and storm troopers enter, and kill all the rebels. Darth Vader menacingly enters and surveys the damage, and moves on. 3P0 sees Leia talking to R2, and they move on. Vader interrogates a rebel, killing him, as they search for the death star plans. Troopers find and stun Leia as the droids escape in an escape pod and crash towards the planet. Leia and Vader talk and Vader accuses her of being a rebel. They can't find the plans, and plan to scuttle the ship, and to track the escape pod thinking the plans are in there. 3P0 and R2 argue about which way to go, and split up. 3P0 thinks he sees a transport and yells for help, and R2 moves into a canyon and is being watched, then ambushed and taken by Jawas. R2 comes to in a storage room with a bunch of other droids, and finds 3P0 again. They're brought out for a line up with other droids and we're introduced to our hero, Luke Skywalker, and his aunt and uncle. 3P0 and R2 are bought and taken to be cleaned up. Luke complains about being on Tatooine, and they officially meet. Luke is working on R2 when he finds a holo recording on Leia asking Obi Wan Kenobi for help. Luke discusses the new droids, who they may belong to, and how he wants to go to the academy early, but Owen shuts that down, that he needs Luke for the harvest. Luke returns to find R2 has taken off, but it's too dangerous to go searching for him with all the sand people around.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-This is going to be hard, because it's such a good, classic movie. Love the intro/opening.</p><p>-Love all the classic wipes to change scenes, wasn't really done in movies at this time</p><p>-What color is 3P0s leg?</p><p>-Vader voice before being dubbed.</p><p>-It's incredible how much of this was done practically, the ships and everything.</p><p>-Luke starts off as a whiny bitch (wanting to go to Toshi station for power converters, complaining about the holo message)</p><p>-Never realized Uncle Owen calls Obi Wan a "crazy old wizard"</p><p>-The music when Luke stares at the double sunset... Epic. Just the music in general</p><p> </p><p>The next day Luke takes 3P0 searching for R2, and we see sand people tracking them. As Luke is searching for the sand people, he's ambushed, and they go through his speeder, before being run off by some strange noises, and a man in a robe, who checks on Luke and calls R2 out. Luke comes to and explains why he's out so far, and he tells Luke he is, or was Obi Wan Kenobi. They leave to avoid more sand people and Obi Wan then tells Luke about his father, totally altering what has come to be known as canon now... but regardless, then gives Luke his fathers light saber, that he took from him after cutting off his arms and legs and leaving him to die, which he conveniently leaves out. Luke takes one of the most dangerous weapons in the galaxy, and then points it directly at his face. Luke asks how his father died, and Obi Wan again lies to him, and then tells Luke about the force. He then activates the message from Leia, who asks him for help. Obi Wan asks for Lukes help, which he says he can't help, but offers him a ride... How generous. Aboard the imperial ship, imperial officers bicker about security as Vader and Tarkin enter and tell them the emperor has dissolved the remnants of the galatic senate, the last bit of the old republic. An officer questions Vaders commitment to the force, and Vader finds his lack of faith disturbing, as he force chokes him. You think vader ever force chokes himself? At least if he did, if he passed out, he wouldn't die like with a belt. Or does the suit take care of everything for him? Imagine having to take a dump with that thing on. Luke and Obi Wan find the Jawas that sold him the droids, slaughtered, and races home to find his aunt and uncle dead. Aboard the death star, Vader interrogates Leia using a droid. Luke returns to Obi Wan, and agrees to come with him, and learn the ways of the force. They go to Mos Isley for transport, and we see the first use of the force, when the storm troopers decide those are the droids they were looking for. In the cantina, Obi Wan is talking to pilots and Luke finds himself in trouble, when Obi Wan steps in and cuts an arm off... he's got experience doing that. We meet Han Solo and Chewbacca, pilots of the millennium falcon. They strike a deal for passage to Alderran and as they're leaving Solo is stopped by Greedo, and mercenary who is hunting Solo for Jabba the Hut; as Greedo is about to shoot Han, he's instead shot from under the table. On the death star, Leia is said to be resistant to the mind probe, so Tarkin suggests an alternative form of persuasion, and sets course for Alderran. Luke sells his speeder, and he and Obi Wan move to the hanger, they're being followed. In the hanger, Han has a discussion with Jabba about owing him money and they agree to an extra 15%. Storm Troopers show up and they take off. In space, they're being pursued by imperial ships, but make the jump to light speed.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Why doesn't Obi Wan recognize R2?</p><p>-It's funny how much the cannon has changed, the back story about Vader, Obi Wan, and so on.</p><p>-Still had the edit where Greedo and Han shoot at the same time. HAN SHOT FIRST. Also, what's with "muclunky"?</p><p>-"ma klounkee" which translates to "it'll be the end of you." It's been said before in the Star Wars saga: Sebulba says it to Anakin in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace... So the prequel.</p><p> </p><p>The death star approaches alderran, and Tarkin tells Leia he's going to show the destructive power of the death star by destroying Alderran, she gives up the location of the rebel base, but destroys Alderaan anyway. Obi Wan feels the disturbance in the force, but tells Luke to keep training. Han gives his world view about not believing in the force, and being a huge poopy pants. Leia is shown to have given the empire bad intel about the rebel base, big surprise, and Tarkin wants her executed. Luke and the crew arrive to find Alderran no longer there, as they pursue a tie fighter, they're caught in a tractor beam and pulled on to the death star. After a search, no one is found; they're shown to be hiding in smuggling compartments. They get some storm troopers to come on board, and steal their armor. They infiltrate the communications room and determine how to disable the tractor beam, and Obi Wan takes off. R2 locates Leia; Luke wants to rescue her, and convinces Han to help by appealing to his greed... and promises of blowies. Not really. As they make their way to the detention block, Obi Wan is sneaking around and Vader can sense him. They spring their plan and take over the detention block. Luke gets Leia out of her cell, meanwhile Vader is telling Tarkin he senses Obi Wan. Troopers invade the detention block and they're trapped. They escape down a trash shoot... That's, weirdly, in the middle of a hallway in the detention block. In the trash, something pulls Luke underwater, but then lets him go for some reason...which we then find out is the walls start closing in, compacting. They call 3P0 for help, but he doesn't respond. When he remembers to turn the com link on, they have the compactor shut down and they're saved. Obi Wan, still sneaking around, finds and disables the tractor beam... in a cavernous room and a panel with no railing. As they start back to the ship, they're split up and chased by troopers. Luke and Leia are trapped without a bridge, but swing to safety with a kiss for luck *gross*. As they run, Obi Wan finds Vader waiting for him, and they duel. Obi Wan warns Vader if the strikes him down, he'll become more powerful than he can imagine. The duel draws the attention of the troopers guarding the Falcon, and they all move. Luke sees what's happening and Obi Wan sacrifices himself, disappearing and becoming one with the force. As Luke fires, he hears Obi Wans voice telling him to run, and they take off. Luke is upset, but has to help Han fight off the tie fighters to escape. They defeat the fighters and celebrate... but Tarkin reveals he had a tracking beacon put on the ship.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Why does a planet blow up like that?</p><p>-After jumping down the garbage chute, why didn't the troopers just follow them?</p><p>-Han shoots the wall then they first get down there, and it bounces all over, but when he shoots in the water at the tentacle around Luke, no bouncing.</p><p>-Why are there such cavernous rooms like that in a ship? It's a huge waste of vertical space.</p><p>-I still don't understand the orientation of the guns on the Falcon. They climb ladders up and down, but it looks like they're across from each other.</p><p> </p><p>They arrive at a rebel base on Yavin moon, to have the schematics analyzed to see if there is a weakness to the death star; but the death star isn't far behind. They find a small thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the core, and are told a direct hit with a proton torpedo will start a chain reaction and destroy the station. Luke explains how he was a sociopath back on Tatooine saying he used to bullseye wamp rats similar in size to the exhaust port, so the shot isn't impossible. Makes you wonder if he also wet the bed, and started fires, too? He does kill a lot of people, maybe he's actually a serial killer and he's feeding his dark passenger? Just a thought. The death star orbits the planet to destroy the moon in ~30 minutes. Luke finds Han packing up, and guilt trips him. Luke speaks with Leia, and is still mopy about Obi Wan; as he preps and takes off, he hears Obi Wan again, telling him the force will be with him. They take off and begin their attack mission. As they attack the ship, Luke continues to hear Obi Wan, and the tie fighters attack. The bombers start their run, but they're attacked by Vader and his tie escort and destroyed. Tarkin is told there is a chance of an issue, but he dismisses the threat. The x-wings make a run, and again Vader attacks destroying 2/3 ships. A shot is taken at the exhaust port, but misses. Luke tells the remaining pilots they're going in full speed... Wedge asks if he can pull out at that speed, which Luke replies, "I'm a man, not a couch. I don't pull out." He wants to make the death star his twinkie, not a toaster strudle. They start their run, and Vader again comes in. Picking off the ships, one after another, the move to shoot Lukes... as he approaches the exhaust port, he hears Obi Wan again, to use the force. Vader comments that he feel he's strong with the force, he switches off his targeting computer, the death star is shown in firing range of the rebel base, as Vader takes his shot, Han shows back up and saves Luke, who fires the torpedo into the exhaust port right as the station powers up to destroy the rebel base, and it blows up. Back at the base, they all celebrate, even though R2 is damaged. A ceremony is shown where Leia presents Han and Luke with medals... but not Chewie. That bitch. Probably upset because he got a red rocket one time around her, but he's a young wookie and can't help himself sometimes. Give the guy a break, damn. Oh, and R2 is shown to be fine. The gathered crowd applauds them and cut to credits.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-As involved as 3P0 and R2 was in the prequels and other shows (Rebels and Clone Wars, how does NO ONE remember C3P0 and R2?!?!</p><p>-Was there ever really any explanation as to why Chewie didn't get a medal?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:title>Star Wars: A New Hope</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Chris, Tucker, Trey, Stephen</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Star Wars. What else is there to say? It is one of the most recognizable, and loved movies of all time. It&apos;s also the first time Trey has ever seen it. So fire up your light saber, use the force, get your blaster ready, and jump to light speed with The Guys Review... Star Wars: A New Hope. </itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Potato Chips</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>NO EMAILS</p><p><strong>Potato Chips</strong></p><p>History:</p><p>-The earliest known recipe of a "chip" as we know it is from William Kitchiner's book <i>The Cook's Oracle</i> published in 1817.</p><p>-The 1822 edition's recipe for "Potatoes fried in Slices or Shavings" reads "peel large potatoes... cut them in shavings round and round, as you would peel a lemon; dry them well in a clean cloth, and fry them in lard or dripping"</p><p>-An 1825 British book about French cookery calls them "Pommes de Terre frites" (POM de Ter Frete) (Which literally translates to fried potatoes) and calls for thin slices of potato fried in "clarified butter or goose dripping", drained and sprinkled with salt.</p><p>-Early recipes for potato chips in the US are found in Mary Randolph's <i>Virginia House-Wife</i> (1824)and in N.K.M. Lee's <i>Cook's Own Book</i> (1832), both of which explicitly cite Kitchiner.</p><p>-A legend associates the creation of potato chips with Saratoga Springs, New York, decades later than the first recorded recipe, by George Crum. At Moon's Lake House he was trying to appease an unhappy customer on August 24, 1853. The customer kept sending back his French-fried potatoes, complaining that they were too thick, too "soggy", or not salted enough. Frustrated, Crum sliced several potatoes extremely thin, fried them to a crisp, and seasoned them with extra salt. To his surprise, the customer loved them. They soon came to be called "Saratoga Chips",a name that persisted into the mid-twentieth century. </p><p>-The potato chip remained otherwise unseasoned until an innovation by Joe "Spud" Murphy, the owner of the Irish crisps company Tayto, who in the 1950s developed a technology to add seasoning during manufacture. After some trial and error, Murphy and his employee Seamus Burke produced the world's first seasoned chips: Cheese & Onion and Salt & Vinegar.</p><p>-The first flavored chips in the United States, barbecue flavor, were being manufactured and sold by 1954.</p><p>-Not going into the differences between the American "chip" British "chip" as in fish and chips, and even differences between chips and crisps, which even invades Canada. Silly Cannooks.</p><p>Industry:</p><p>-According to a July 2018 report from Grand View Research (https://www.grandviewresearch.com/press-release/us-potato-chips-market-analysis#:~:text=The%20U.S%20potato%20chips%20market,4.4%25%20during%20the%20forecast%20period.&text=The%20flavored%20segment%20is%20anticipated,5.8%25%20from%202017%20to%202025.):</p><p>-The U.S potato chips market size is expected to reach USD $11.31 billion by 2025, exhibiting a compound annual growth rate (CAGR) of 4.4% during the forecast period.</p><p>-Plain/Salted emerged as the largest product segment in the U.S potato chips market. The flavored segment is anticipated to expand at a CAGR of 5.8% from 2017 to 2025</p><p>According to another report by Mordor Intelligence (https://www.mordorintelligence.com/industry-reports/potato-chips-market)</p><p>-The outbreak of COVID-19, resulted in unprecedented stress on the supply chain of potatoes, resulting in negative impact on the overall growth of the potato chip of the market. For instance: Exports of dehydrated potatoes declined by 16%, and fresh by 13% in 2020 as compared to fiscal year 2019 in United States.</p><p>-The market is highly consolidated with PepsiCo Inc. holding major market share, with its popular brand - Lays. The Kellogg Company is another major player with its brand Pringles, which is considered in the premium segment across many countries.</p><p>Some of the other companies, holding prominent market share, include Calbee Inc., Intersnack Group GmbH & Co. KG, The Campbell Soup Company, and Orkla ASA, among others.</p><p>-Lastly, according to Research and Markets report (https://www.researchandmarkets.com/reports/5311751/potato-chips-market-global-industry-trends?utm_source=BW&utm_medium=PressRelease&utm_code=xg4n4m&utm_campaign=1528268+-+%2431.2+Billion+Potato+Chips+Market+-+Global+Industry+Trends%2c+Share%2c+Size%2c+Growth%2c+Opportunity+and+Forecast+2021-2026&utm_exec=chdo54prd)-The global potato chips market reached a value of US$ 31.2 Billion in 2020. The market is further expected to exhibit moderate growth during 2021-2026. Potato chips represent one of the most popular snack foods consumed across the globe. </p><p>TRY THE CHIPS</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2021 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Stephen, Trey, Tucker)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Potato Chips</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>NO EMAILS</p><p><strong>Potato Chips</strong></p><p>History:</p><p>-The earliest known recipe of a "chip" as we know it is from William Kitchiner's book <i>The Cook's Oracle</i> published in 1817.</p><p>-The 1822 edition's recipe for "Potatoes fried in Slices or Shavings" reads "peel large potatoes... cut them in shavings round and round, as you would peel a lemon; dry them well in a clean cloth, and fry them in lard or dripping"</p><p>-An 1825 British book about French cookery calls them "Pommes de Terre frites" (POM de Ter Frete) (Which literally translates to fried potatoes) and calls for thin slices of potato fried in "clarified butter or goose dripping", drained and sprinkled with salt.</p><p>-Early recipes for potato chips in the US are found in Mary Randolph's <i>Virginia House-Wife</i> (1824)and in N.K.M. Lee's <i>Cook's Own Book</i> (1832), both of which explicitly cite Kitchiner.</p><p>-A legend associates the creation of potato chips with Saratoga Springs, New York, decades later than the first recorded recipe, by George Crum. At Moon's Lake House he was trying to appease an unhappy customer on August 24, 1853. The customer kept sending back his French-fried potatoes, complaining that they were too thick, too "soggy", or not salted enough. Frustrated, Crum sliced several potatoes extremely thin, fried them to a crisp, and seasoned them with extra salt. To his surprise, the customer loved them. They soon came to be called "Saratoga Chips",a name that persisted into the mid-twentieth century. </p><p>-The potato chip remained otherwise unseasoned until an innovation by Joe "Spud" Murphy, the owner of the Irish crisps company Tayto, who in the 1950s developed a technology to add seasoning during manufacture. After some trial and error, Murphy and his employee Seamus Burke produced the world's first seasoned chips: Cheese & Onion and Salt & Vinegar.</p><p>-The first flavored chips in the United States, barbecue flavor, were being manufactured and sold by 1954.</p><p>-Not going into the differences between the American "chip" British "chip" as in fish and chips, and even differences between chips and crisps, which even invades Canada. Silly Cannooks.</p><p>Industry:</p><p>-According to a July 2018 report from Grand View Research (https://www.grandviewresearch.com/press-release/us-potato-chips-market-analysis#:~:text=The%20U.S%20potato%20chips%20market,4.4%25%20during%20the%20forecast%20period.&text=The%20flavored%20segment%20is%20anticipated,5.8%25%20from%202017%20to%202025.):</p><p>-The U.S potato chips market size is expected to reach USD $11.31 billion by 2025, exhibiting a compound annual growth rate (CAGR) of 4.4% during the forecast period.</p><p>-Plain/Salted emerged as the largest product segment in the U.S potato chips market. The flavored segment is anticipated to expand at a CAGR of 5.8% from 2017 to 2025</p><p>According to another report by Mordor Intelligence (https://www.mordorintelligence.com/industry-reports/potato-chips-market)</p><p>-The outbreak of COVID-19, resulted in unprecedented stress on the supply chain of potatoes, resulting in negative impact on the overall growth of the potato chip of the market. For instance: Exports of dehydrated potatoes declined by 16%, and fresh by 13% in 2020 as compared to fiscal year 2019 in United States.</p><p>-The market is highly consolidated with PepsiCo Inc. holding major market share, with its popular brand - Lays. The Kellogg Company is another major player with its brand Pringles, which is considered in the premium segment across many countries.</p><p>Some of the other companies, holding prominent market share, include Calbee Inc., Intersnack Group GmbH & Co. KG, The Campbell Soup Company, and Orkla ASA, among others.</p><p>-Lastly, according to Research and Markets report (https://www.researchandmarkets.com/reports/5311751/potato-chips-market-global-industry-trends?utm_source=BW&utm_medium=PressRelease&utm_code=xg4n4m&utm_campaign=1528268+-+%2431.2+Billion+Potato+Chips+Market+-+Global+Industry+Trends%2c+Share%2c+Size%2c+Growth%2c+Opportunity+and+Forecast+2021-2026&utm_exec=chdo54prd)-The global potato chips market reached a value of US$ 31.2 Billion in 2020. The market is further expected to exhibit moderate growth during 2021-2026. Potato chips represent one of the most popular snack foods consumed across the globe. </p><p>TRY THE CHIPS</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Potato Chips! Everyone loves potato chips, it&apos;s a multi-billion dollar a year global industry! So the guys decided to take a bite out of it and review a varied selection of chips from around the world...and they end the episode with fiery passion (screw you, Paqui and your one chip challenge). Does Trey puke again? Is there a food that Chris doesn&apos;t like? Find out when The Guys Review... Potato Chips. 

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      <title>Independence Day</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Independence Day</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p><strong>Independence Day</strong></p><p>Directed by: Roland Emmrich</p><p>Starring: Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Mary McDonnell, Judd Hirsh, Robert Loggia, Randy Quaid (would've been two weeks in a row with Randy if we had done Brokeback).</p><p>Released July 3, 1996</p><p>Budget: $75M ($125.8M 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $817.4M ($1.371B 2021) became the highest-grossing film of 1996 by surpassing <i>Twister</i> and <i>Mission: Impossible</i>. The film also became the second-highest-grossing film ever at the time, behind <i>Jurassic Park.</i></p><p>(Avatar is still the highest grossing movie, $2.802B)</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 67%</p><p>Metacritic 59% Google Users 89%</p><p>The film won the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Sound.</p><p>Plot:</p><p>July 2: We see the plaque Apollo 11 left, and the astronauts boot prints vibrate and sift away, as a shadow falls and the alien space craft flies overhead. SETI head quarters, an alarm sounds and tech calls someone, we hear chatter. They realize the distance is too close, not from an alien planet, but the moon. The Pentagon: A man briefs the Major and the first radar images are shown. He asks how they know it's not a meteor; because it's slowing down. Bill Pullmans President Whitmore takes a call from the first lady, and leaves as she speaks to their daughter. He strolls through the white house for breakfast. He is called by the Secretary of Defense as satellite harmlessly smashes into the alien ship. In Brooklyn, Jeff Goldblum and Judd Hirsh as father and son David and Julius Levinson play chess. David gets checkmate, and as he gets to whatever office he works at, he finds it in a panic, scrambled images, snow, on channel's. He talks of cycling satellites, looks at a print out and utters "that cant be right." Cut to Imperial County California, a man is unhappy about his crops, and Randy Quaids Rus flying a crop duster (I've been known to be a crop duster occasionally... though, more recently, a sprinkler). He lands and his son (?) tells him he dusted the wrong field. The space ship starts disengaging smaller vessel. At the white house, they are discussing what to do and what it is. The smaller ships, still 15 miles in diameter, will be in the atmosphere in 15 minutes, and they move to defcon 3. David figures out how to break/fix the signal. In Iraq people run to watch the ships enter the atmosphere. In the whitehouse they watch a special broadcast about russia. A radar plane is flying off the california cost, looking for the ship and explodes. They start to mobilize the emergency broadcast and the President refuses to leave. Back to David who realizes the pattern is reducing and will be gone in 7 hrs. Rus is recovering in a diner when some locals start making fun of him saying he was abducted years ago. One of the ships shades the diner, and the the hollywood hills. Will smiths Hiller asks if it's an earth quake, and the ships also cover DC and NYC. Over NYC, the ship finally emerges from the smoke and fire and menacingly hovers over the city. David realizes what the signal means and the ships park over the various famous landmarks.</p><p>S:</p><p>-I forgot how cheesy/90's the opening is</p><p>-Fairly good introduction to characters</p><p>-LOVE the practical effects, the ships entering the atmosphere</p><p>-Didn't realize there was SO much that happens so quickly and early on. They hit the gas and don't stop. I read the idea came to the Director while doing Stargate, and how aliens always seem to hide, or have these tiny ships that dart in and out; so what if they flipped that and they full on invaded?</p><p>Hiller gets up and makes fun of the neighbors moving because of the quakes. As he looks at the paper, he realizes everyone is packing up, looks up and sees the ship and is struck. David is frantic realizing the signal he found is a countdown. David tries to call his ex-wife, who works for the white house, and he tries tell her to leave, and she hangs up on him. Chaos as people are trying to leave. Jasmine is upset that Hillers leave was canceled, but he has to go. David gets his dad to drive him to DC, while President Whitmore tries to convince his wife to leave LA. Rus is arrested, but released, only to find the kids are trying to leave. Hiller arrives to base, only to find a letter he wasn't accepted to NASA. As Wilder consoles him, Hiller drops a wedding ring, and he picks it up, which makes a funny sight gag making him look like he's proposing; then gives Hiller some advice that he wont fly the space shuttle married to a stripper: cut to Jasmine dancing and asking one of the other dancers not to go to the UFO. David and Jules drive towards DC, then triangulates her signal and waves to her from outside the white house. They show how they've fit a helicopter with lights to welcome the aliens. David explains how he got into a fight with the president. He comes in and David explains why they have satellite disruptions and that the aliens are using our own satellites to coordinate, with less than 30 minutes to zero. Whitmore tells everyone to evacuate and pull the helicopters back, when the ship starts to open/respond... and destroys the helicopter. As they're evacuating, David watches the countdown, as everyone tries to evacuate, some even welcoming the visitors. The bottom of the ship starts to open, with an eerie blue glow... "So pretty"... Shown at LA, NYC, DC, Etc. They rush to escape. On Air Force One, the timer reaches zero: times up. The ships start to draw power and shoot a devastating beam that explodes EVERYTHING. Capital Records in LA, Empire State Building in NYC, and the white house in DC. Fire is shown sweeping through the streets destroying buildings in fire and carnage, and cars and trucks fly. The capitol rotunda explodes, and the fire chases air force one off the runway, but they escape. Jasmine grabs her boy and boomer, and takes off on foot as the fire chases, kicks open a door, and takes cover just as the fire passes. Cut to black.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The guy doing the thing about I gotta call my lawyer, eh, forget my lawyer.</p><p>-As critics have said, it's pretty shallow character development.</p><p>-As much that happens... There's not much to say.</p><p>-Love how they practically did this shot.</p><p>-wouldn't fire have filled where Jasmine was?</p><p> </p><p>July 3</p><p> </p><p>Devastation is shown. Statue of Liberty is down. Rus in the RV listens to a news report. They observe Rvs and refugees. On air force one, Whitmore regrets not evacuating cities earlier. There's no news on the first lady, either. Jasmine is seen crawling out of the rubble to devastation. Hiller is in a briefing and anxious to whoop ETs ass. They approach alien ship and fire. Missiles are fired, and they hit shields. The aliens send out fighters that also have sheilds. They're decimated and told to fall back. Hiller and Jimmy are separated, Jimmy breaks off and his jet destroyed. The aliens then attack the airfield, as Hiller dodges in the canyons. As he runs out of fuel, he pulls a parachute, cuts it loose on the alien craft, and bails. His plane blows up, and the alien ship crashes. Hiller is VERY excited. As he explores the crashed alien ship, one emerges which he punches, and tell it, "welcome to Earth." He then proceeds to have his victory dance, and cigar. Jasmine finds a truck and takes the keys. One of Russ's sons is sick, and another person offer penecillin. Back on air force one, David is sick and his ex thanks Julius. David overhears Whitmore arguing about a nuclear strike on US soil; NORAD is destroyed. As they argue about what to do, Julius tells them they knew because of Roswell and Area 51. As Whitmore tells him there's no such thing, hes informed that's not entirely accurite. Jasmine is driving a truck load of survivors, and they find the first ladys downed helicopter, and she's injured pretty badly. Hiller is dragging the alien, complaining about what he's doing, and the smell; when he sees an army of RVs coming towards him. Hiller tells Russ to take him to a base that's not on the map. The president arrives at area 51 and they check out the main research chamber. They meet Dr. Okun, who takes them to see the big tamale, a crashed alien craft. He explains that they haven't been able to replicate the kind of power they need, but since they showed up, it's started powering up in the last 24 hrs. Okun asks if they want to see them... He shows them the vault, 3 alien bodies, and explains they use biomechicanical suits and they're just as frail as we are, once you get through the technology. Whitman asks David to help the scientists.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Whooping ETs ass... Classic line</p><p>-they clip their masks on... aren't they suppose to stay on?</p><p>-The whole Vox 1/2 thing... is that accurite.</p><p>-Love all the practical effects in the canyon sequence.</p><p>-Does anyone ever really keep keys in the shade?</p><p>-I love Brent Spiner in this role. Straight out of TNG.</p><p> </p><p>Hiller and the RV army arrive to Area 51 and after showing the guard the alien, he lets them pass. Okun shows David inside the ship and how to operate it when someone yells "they've got one alive!" They wheel it in to the base to examine it. In a briefing room, it's discussed how all major cities will be destroyed in the next 36 hrs. HIller says he's anxious to get back to El Toro, which he is informed it's been completely destroyed; Jasmine finds the same as she pulls up with survivors. She has a quick discussion with the first lady and admits to voting for the other guy. Okun begins dissecting the alien. As he's working, it's hands start to move, and it wakes up, psychically attacking Okun, breaking free of it's restraints, and attacking the others. Whitman arrives to view, and the alien is speaking through Okun. Whitman asks for peace, which the alien rejects; informs them it wants them to die. It then psychically attacks Whitman, and the others shoot and kill it; Whitman tells the others the aliens are like locusts, just consuming resources and moving on. He's ready to nuke 'em all. David is drinking to the end of the world when he and the ex have a discussion about past regrets. Hiller steals a helicopter, and B2 bombers are shown flying to their targets. Houston is first. The nuke is launched, but fails to destroy the ship. All other bombers are called back. Hillers copter touches down and he finds Jasmine and they start boning right then and there. Not really. Whitman is told his wife is bleeding internally and they can't do anything to stop it. They share an emotional moment and he emerges from the room and sits with his daughter, telling her mommy is sleeping now, and they embrace.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-There's still not a lot of depth</p><p>-Can you imagine nuking an American city!? Jeez. would they have ground units like that?</p><p>-The part where the wife dies, that always got me.</p><p> </p><p>July 4th</p><p>David is drunk trying to screw the planet up, hoping the aliens will leave; when his dad gives him an idea. He calls a meeting and shows how he can disengage the shields with a virus; but to upload the virus, they'll have to deliver it to the mother ship. The plan is argued against, but ultimately approved. Whitman fires his secretary of defense and they begin coordinating a worldwide attack via morse code. They begin recruiting any pilots with experience, and Rus volunteers; adding he's dying for payback after getting anally probed years before. Basically. As they plan for the mission, Hiller and Jasmine get married. Whitman then comes out and gives a rousing, inspiring speech about Independence Day. He then suits up to fly. Hiller and David say thier good byes. Blowies all around. Again, not really. David and Hiller take off, much to Davids chagrin, and Hiller is loving it. Meanwhile the aliens are moving towards Area 51. As their ship is brought into the mothership, they see the invasion force prepping. They dock and David hacks in and begins to upload the virus, which succeeds. On Earth, Whitman fires one shot, which hits shields; as they begin to disengage, he takes another shot and the shields have dropped. The fighters come out and they engage. HIller tries to get the ship moving, but it wont. Meanwhile the aliens begin attacking civilians at area 51. The main ship settles over area 51 and begins powering its main weapon. Everyone has fired all their missiles, except Rus, so they clear a path for his shot... When he takes it, he has a launch failure and the missile wont fire. The weapon is charging, as Rus stares at a picture of his children, he flies his jet into the energy beam and detonates it, destroying the ship. Whitman tells them to spread the word how to bring down the ships. Back on the mothership, David and Hiller are surrounded, and David calls checkmate. They light their victory cigars with only one thing left to do. The alien screens flash a skull and cross bones, as they shoot the nuke... Which disengages their ship and they begin their escape. After some tight flying and maneuvering, they barely escape, the nuke detonates, obliterating the ship. A fireball envelops them and it cuts to scenes on earth where they've taken down the alien ships. As they celebrate, they confirm they lost contact with Hiller and David 20 minutes ago; but there is something on the radar, which is shown to be the men having crash landed. They all watch parts of the ship disintegrating in the atmosphere, and cut to end credits.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The dad is one of the greatest characters... I wish I had a Jewish dad.</p><p>-And the Rus guy, crazy drunk guy is fun.</p><p>-Damn good speech</p><p>-During the dog fight scene, after everyone has fired all their missiles, and Rus shows up with one missile left... They start clearing out the alien ships with the machine guns... Why didn't they do that all along if it works?</p><p>-Also, it's a good thing the ship moves to the side instead of dropping straight down on to area 51</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Independence Day</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p><strong>Independence Day</strong></p><p>Directed by: Roland Emmrich</p><p>Starring: Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Mary McDonnell, Judd Hirsh, Robert Loggia, Randy Quaid (would've been two weeks in a row with Randy if we had done Brokeback).</p><p>Released July 3, 1996</p><p>Budget: $75M ($125.8M 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $817.4M ($1.371B 2021) became the highest-grossing film of 1996 by surpassing <i>Twister</i> and <i>Mission: Impossible</i>. The film also became the second-highest-grossing film ever at the time, behind <i>Jurassic Park.</i></p><p>(Avatar is still the highest grossing movie, $2.802B)</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 67%</p><p>Metacritic 59% Google Users 89%</p><p>The film won the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Sound.</p><p>Plot:</p><p>July 2: We see the plaque Apollo 11 left, and the astronauts boot prints vibrate and sift away, as a shadow falls and the alien space craft flies overhead. SETI head quarters, an alarm sounds and tech calls someone, we hear chatter. They realize the distance is too close, not from an alien planet, but the moon. The Pentagon: A man briefs the Major and the first radar images are shown. He asks how they know it's not a meteor; because it's slowing down. Bill Pullmans President Whitmore takes a call from the first lady, and leaves as she speaks to their daughter. He strolls through the white house for breakfast. He is called by the Secretary of Defense as satellite harmlessly smashes into the alien ship. In Brooklyn, Jeff Goldblum and Judd Hirsh as father and son David and Julius Levinson play chess. David gets checkmate, and as he gets to whatever office he works at, he finds it in a panic, scrambled images, snow, on channel's. He talks of cycling satellites, looks at a print out and utters "that cant be right." Cut to Imperial County California, a man is unhappy about his crops, and Randy Quaids Rus flying a crop duster (I've been known to be a crop duster occasionally... though, more recently, a sprinkler). He lands and his son (?) tells him he dusted the wrong field. The space ship starts disengaging smaller vessel. At the white house, they are discussing what to do and what it is. The smaller ships, still 15 miles in diameter, will be in the atmosphere in 15 minutes, and they move to defcon 3. David figures out how to break/fix the signal. In Iraq people run to watch the ships enter the atmosphere. In the whitehouse they watch a special broadcast about russia. A radar plane is flying off the california cost, looking for the ship and explodes. They start to mobilize the emergency broadcast and the President refuses to leave. Back to David who realizes the pattern is reducing and will be gone in 7 hrs. Rus is recovering in a diner when some locals start making fun of him saying he was abducted years ago. One of the ships shades the diner, and the the hollywood hills. Will smiths Hiller asks if it's an earth quake, and the ships also cover DC and NYC. Over NYC, the ship finally emerges from the smoke and fire and menacingly hovers over the city. David realizes what the signal means and the ships park over the various famous landmarks.</p><p>S:</p><p>-I forgot how cheesy/90's the opening is</p><p>-Fairly good introduction to characters</p><p>-LOVE the practical effects, the ships entering the atmosphere</p><p>-Didn't realize there was SO much that happens so quickly and early on. They hit the gas and don't stop. I read the idea came to the Director while doing Stargate, and how aliens always seem to hide, or have these tiny ships that dart in and out; so what if they flipped that and they full on invaded?</p><p>Hiller gets up and makes fun of the neighbors moving because of the quakes. As he looks at the paper, he realizes everyone is packing up, looks up and sees the ship and is struck. David is frantic realizing the signal he found is a countdown. David tries to call his ex-wife, who works for the white house, and he tries tell her to leave, and she hangs up on him. Chaos as people are trying to leave. Jasmine is upset that Hillers leave was canceled, but he has to go. David gets his dad to drive him to DC, while President Whitmore tries to convince his wife to leave LA. Rus is arrested, but released, only to find the kids are trying to leave. Hiller arrives to base, only to find a letter he wasn't accepted to NASA. As Wilder consoles him, Hiller drops a wedding ring, and he picks it up, which makes a funny sight gag making him look like he's proposing; then gives Hiller some advice that he wont fly the space shuttle married to a stripper: cut to Jasmine dancing and asking one of the other dancers not to go to the UFO. David and Jules drive towards DC, then triangulates her signal and waves to her from outside the white house. They show how they've fit a helicopter with lights to welcome the aliens. David explains how he got into a fight with the president. He comes in and David explains why they have satellite disruptions and that the aliens are using our own satellites to coordinate, with less than 30 minutes to zero. Whitmore tells everyone to evacuate and pull the helicopters back, when the ship starts to open/respond... and destroys the helicopter. As they're evacuating, David watches the countdown, as everyone tries to evacuate, some even welcoming the visitors. The bottom of the ship starts to open, with an eerie blue glow... "So pretty"... Shown at LA, NYC, DC, Etc. They rush to escape. On Air Force One, the timer reaches zero: times up. The ships start to draw power and shoot a devastating beam that explodes EVERYTHING. Capital Records in LA, Empire State Building in NYC, and the white house in DC. Fire is shown sweeping through the streets destroying buildings in fire and carnage, and cars and trucks fly. The capitol rotunda explodes, and the fire chases air force one off the runway, but they escape. Jasmine grabs her boy and boomer, and takes off on foot as the fire chases, kicks open a door, and takes cover just as the fire passes. Cut to black.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The guy doing the thing about I gotta call my lawyer, eh, forget my lawyer.</p><p>-As critics have said, it's pretty shallow character development.</p><p>-As much that happens... There's not much to say.</p><p>-Love how they practically did this shot.</p><p>-wouldn't fire have filled where Jasmine was?</p><p> </p><p>July 3</p><p> </p><p>Devastation is shown. Statue of Liberty is down. Rus in the RV listens to a news report. They observe Rvs and refugees. On air force one, Whitmore regrets not evacuating cities earlier. There's no news on the first lady, either. Jasmine is seen crawling out of the rubble to devastation. Hiller is in a briefing and anxious to whoop ETs ass. They approach alien ship and fire. Missiles are fired, and they hit shields. The aliens send out fighters that also have sheilds. They're decimated and told to fall back. Hiller and Jimmy are separated, Jimmy breaks off and his jet destroyed. The aliens then attack the airfield, as Hiller dodges in the canyons. As he runs out of fuel, he pulls a parachute, cuts it loose on the alien craft, and bails. His plane blows up, and the alien ship crashes. Hiller is VERY excited. As he explores the crashed alien ship, one emerges which he punches, and tell it, "welcome to Earth." He then proceeds to have his victory dance, and cigar. Jasmine finds a truck and takes the keys. One of Russ's sons is sick, and another person offer penecillin. Back on air force one, David is sick and his ex thanks Julius. David overhears Whitmore arguing about a nuclear strike on US soil; NORAD is destroyed. As they argue about what to do, Julius tells them they knew because of Roswell and Area 51. As Whitmore tells him there's no such thing, hes informed that's not entirely accurite. Jasmine is driving a truck load of survivors, and they find the first ladys downed helicopter, and she's injured pretty badly. Hiller is dragging the alien, complaining about what he's doing, and the smell; when he sees an army of RVs coming towards him. Hiller tells Russ to take him to a base that's not on the map. The president arrives at area 51 and they check out the main research chamber. They meet Dr. Okun, who takes them to see the big tamale, a crashed alien craft. He explains that they haven't been able to replicate the kind of power they need, but since they showed up, it's started powering up in the last 24 hrs. Okun asks if they want to see them... He shows them the vault, 3 alien bodies, and explains they use biomechicanical suits and they're just as frail as we are, once you get through the technology. Whitman asks David to help the scientists.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Whooping ETs ass... Classic line</p><p>-they clip their masks on... aren't they suppose to stay on?</p><p>-The whole Vox 1/2 thing... is that accurite.</p><p>-Love all the practical effects in the canyon sequence.</p><p>-Does anyone ever really keep keys in the shade?</p><p>-I love Brent Spiner in this role. Straight out of TNG.</p><p> </p><p>Hiller and the RV army arrive to Area 51 and after showing the guard the alien, he lets them pass. Okun shows David inside the ship and how to operate it when someone yells "they've got one alive!" They wheel it in to the base to examine it. In a briefing room, it's discussed how all major cities will be destroyed in the next 36 hrs. HIller says he's anxious to get back to El Toro, which he is informed it's been completely destroyed; Jasmine finds the same as she pulls up with survivors. She has a quick discussion with the first lady and admits to voting for the other guy. Okun begins dissecting the alien. As he's working, it's hands start to move, and it wakes up, psychically attacking Okun, breaking free of it's restraints, and attacking the others. Whitman arrives to view, and the alien is speaking through Okun. Whitman asks for peace, which the alien rejects; informs them it wants them to die. It then psychically attacks Whitman, and the others shoot and kill it; Whitman tells the others the aliens are like locusts, just consuming resources and moving on. He's ready to nuke 'em all. David is drinking to the end of the world when he and the ex have a discussion about past regrets. Hiller steals a helicopter, and B2 bombers are shown flying to their targets. Houston is first. The nuke is launched, but fails to destroy the ship. All other bombers are called back. Hillers copter touches down and he finds Jasmine and they start boning right then and there. Not really. Whitman is told his wife is bleeding internally and they can't do anything to stop it. They share an emotional moment and he emerges from the room and sits with his daughter, telling her mommy is sleeping now, and they embrace.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-There's still not a lot of depth</p><p>-Can you imagine nuking an American city!? Jeez. would they have ground units like that?</p><p>-The part where the wife dies, that always got me.</p><p> </p><p>July 4th</p><p>David is drunk trying to screw the planet up, hoping the aliens will leave; when his dad gives him an idea. He calls a meeting and shows how he can disengage the shields with a virus; but to upload the virus, they'll have to deliver it to the mother ship. The plan is argued against, but ultimately approved. Whitman fires his secretary of defense and they begin coordinating a worldwide attack via morse code. They begin recruiting any pilots with experience, and Rus volunteers; adding he's dying for payback after getting anally probed years before. Basically. As they plan for the mission, Hiller and Jasmine get married. Whitman then comes out and gives a rousing, inspiring speech about Independence Day. He then suits up to fly. Hiller and David say thier good byes. Blowies all around. Again, not really. David and Hiller take off, much to Davids chagrin, and Hiller is loving it. Meanwhile the aliens are moving towards Area 51. As their ship is brought into the mothership, they see the invasion force prepping. They dock and David hacks in and begins to upload the virus, which succeeds. On Earth, Whitman fires one shot, which hits shields; as they begin to disengage, he takes another shot and the shields have dropped. The fighters come out and they engage. HIller tries to get the ship moving, but it wont. Meanwhile the aliens begin attacking civilians at area 51. The main ship settles over area 51 and begins powering its main weapon. Everyone has fired all their missiles, except Rus, so they clear a path for his shot... When he takes it, he has a launch failure and the missile wont fire. The weapon is charging, as Rus stares at a picture of his children, he flies his jet into the energy beam and detonates it, destroying the ship. Whitman tells them to spread the word how to bring down the ships. Back on the mothership, David and Hiller are surrounded, and David calls checkmate. They light their victory cigars with only one thing left to do. The alien screens flash a skull and cross bones, as they shoot the nuke... Which disengages their ship and they begin their escape. After some tight flying and maneuvering, they barely escape, the nuke detonates, obliterating the ship. A fireball envelops them and it cuts to scenes on earth where they've taken down the alien ships. As they celebrate, they confirm they lost contact with Hiller and David 20 minutes ago; but there is something on the radar, which is shown to be the men having crash landed. They all watch parts of the ship disintegrating in the atmosphere, and cut to end credits.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The dad is one of the greatest characters... I wish I had a Jewish dad.</p><p>-And the Rus guy, crazy drunk guy is fun.</p><p>-Damn good speech</p><p>-During the dog fight scene, after everyone has fired all their missiles, and Rus shows up with one missile left... They start clearing out the alien ships with the machine guns... Why didn't they do that all along if it works?</p><p>-Also, it's a good thing the ship moves to the side instead of dropping straight down on to area 51</p><p> </p><p>Web: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>TW: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Summer School</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Read 2 new reviews</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Summer School</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Carl Reiner</p><p> </p><p>Music Composed by: Danny Elfman</p><p> </p><p>Starring: Mark Harmon, Kirstie Alley, Courtney Thorne-Smith</p><p> </p><p>Released July 22, 1987</p><p> </p><p>Budget: couldn't find a budget</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $35.7M ($84.6M 2021), all domestic.</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 63%</p><p>Metacritic 27% Google Users 87%</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>Opens with an 80's beach scene, big hair and high bathing suits. To highschool and what's obviously the last day of school. Cleaning out lockers, signing yearbooks, turning in books. On officer is going around handing out slips of paper to random students. In the gym, Mark Harman explaining the best way to evaluate students is to evaluate themselves. The vice principal addresses all the students who received slips, and they failed an academic test, and they can re-take the test after going to summer school. Countdown to the end of school, and everyone celebrates and runs out. A faculty member wins the lotto, and tells the vice-pricipal he's not teaching summer school. He starts chasing down other faculty to teach, and ends with Shoop. He's blackmailed into teaching by hanging tenure over his head. Shoops girlfriend decides to go to Hawaii without him. In his new class room, Kristie Alleys Robin Bishop calls Shoops name-drawing cute, and he calls her cute; they introduce themselves and chat about his scary students. He immediately begins to hit on her. He arrives in his class and we start to meet the students. Chainsaw takes his keys, plays the hot/cold game; and they start cursing. Bishop interrupts and suggests using obscene gestures.Jerome goes to the bathroom after threatening him if he doesn't pass, he loses all control, and the class ends. He starts trying to hit on Bishop again, and shes not biting; she then confirms date plans with the Vice Principal.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Do you get tenure in high school?</p><p>-Killer 80's vibe</p><p>-The 80's overacting is a little rough</p><p>-His gf JUST left to hawaii without him, and now he's hitting on Kristie Alley? ALSO, how much would tickets to hawaii cost? Nevermind accommodations... I'd be super pissed if someone were just like, "nope, you can't go".</p><p>-Mark Harmon looks like a wish.com version of Tom Cruise</p><p>-You'd think there would be rules against teachers dating administrators</p><p> </p><p>Denise is taking her drivers test, and is terrible. Chainsaw and Dave are going through photos... "Check out this composition, round muffin, square butter, triangular bush..." Rhonda signs up for lamaze classes, and Pam stares at the ocean. The exchange student arrives. As Shoop looks through rules, he sees book reports and suggests they leave and go to the library. On the way, some sneak off and Dave and Chainsaw hit on Anna-Maria. In the library, they do a compelling review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The students were caught getting donuts, and Pam trying to surf. While looking for ideas what to do, they decide to take field trips. They all forge their parents signature, and cut to a montage of go cart racing, roller coasters. Chainsaw and Dave give it another review. Next a petting zoo, where Shoops shirt is chewed on, and Chainsaw and Dave show their affinity for horror make up with rabbits eating their face. Anna-Maria is grossed out, but she loves it. Next, on request, is a beach field trip...and Anna-Maria in a bathing suit seems to break Dave. Montage of a volleyball game. Alans grandmother turns them in for the field trips and Shoop is almost suspended until he and Gills make an agreement that if he can get all students to pass, Gills will forget the field trips. He comes back, dressed up and very serious, tells them about the deal he made with Gills. Alan suggests he grant everyone one wish, and they'll try and study. They go around and say what they want, and they shake on the deal. Shoop goes to Bishop and asks her how to teach. They're shown lesson planning, Bishop giving advice, and she leaves. Back in class, Shoop engages with the kids, using Bishops advice, and it works. On the football field Shoop is helping Kevin, then, going to lamaze class with Rhonda, in the car, he lets Denise drive, while driving Chainsaw and Dave, who protest her driving. She makes progress. Next, a party at Shoops house. Kevin hits on Rhonda. Pam asks if he's ever done anything with a student...and theres not much difference between 16 and 21. Shoop doesn't bite, and goes back to the party. Dave throws a firework, which Wondermutt retrieves and sets the couch on fire. Which ends the party.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Should be pregnant girl be driving a go cart?</p><p>-Think they could objectify Anna-Maria like that today?</p><p>-The whole "grant wishes" thing crosses MANY boundaries that would be problematic today</p><p>-I like Shoop wearing the bowling shirt</p><p>-Man, the party at Shoops house. Wow. How crazy/dangerous</p><p>-I noticed Chainsaw wearing the 'eat the rich' shirt... Didn't realize that sentiment has been around that long</p><p> </p><p>Chainsaw and Dave caught drinking on the beach, and Shoop tells the police it's his...and he's arrested. He calls Bishop for help, and Gills answers. Bishop convinces him to go bail Shoop out. They talk about the optics of him being arrested, and he tries to explain he's turning it around. Shoop has a reflective talk with wondermutt and about finding a woman. Shoop is shown at a male strip club when he recognizes Larry, and they chat about if Shoop could be 17 again knowing what he knew now. Shoop agrees. Chainsaw and Dave give a speech about Rick Baker, and how they appreciate him very very very... Much. Pam obviously admires Shoop. Denise talks about her ex-boyfriend. Pam is waiting at Shoops house, her wish is to move in with him. After some cajoling, he agrees... which turns out to be her whole family. Watching texas chainsaw massacre in the class. They get a box of Cool Dude sunglasses because of Chainsaws letter. Denise asks for help from Alan with her letter, which Alan notices something wrong and gives it to Shoop. Kevin asks Rhonda out, and they agree to lamaze class together. Shoop shows the letter to Bishop who tells him she's dyslexic, and he continues to hit on her. Denise goes for another driving test, as does Chainsaw with Shoops car. Denise parallel parks, Chainsaw isn't doing so well, and wrecks the car. Denise passed her test. Shoop tells her to pay him back, she needs to see a specialist for dyslexia. Chainsaw arrives with the bumper. Pam has cooked an elaborate meal, and Bishop drops by, Pam is acting very... couple-y, calls him Freddy. Bishop calls him out for having a maid. Shoop explains the situation using surfing metaphors, and she gets upset and leaves. In class, Larry is awake, turns in his homework, and explains how he was caught by his mom and aunt. In court, Dave explains how he got the alcohol, with a fake ID of a black vietnam vet. Bishop speaks for Shoop, and the judge drops the charges, and dismisses the case. Gills tells Shoop he's reporting him and the kids are losers like him, Bishop hears this and tells him off.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Tucker would you let someone go like that?</p><p>-Would you want to be 17 again?</p><p>-Pam living with Shoop... Come on: Mark Harmon was 36 when he made this movie. Courtney Thorne-Smith was 20.</p><p>-Driving instructor isn't wearing a seat belt</p><p>-The whole dinner scene is creepy... considering age difference</p><p> </p><p>Back in class, Shoop asks for some extra work to pass the test. They push back, wanting more, which pisses Shoop off. He tells them to drop out and be illiterate and leaves. He tells Bishop he's quitting, and she tries to change his mind. Gills takes over the class; he tells them to read chapter 7 again, and they begin to hum to annoy him. He tells them not to act like psychopaths tomorrow, or they'll be sorry. Gills is walking with a woman who says she's only been in grammar school, and looks forward to the change... Cue Denise coming out of the class screaming, covered in blood. They enter to a gore fest... Chainsaw and Dave come running in with running chainsaws and Gills is very mad. The woman tells him shes not ready for high school as they all get up from their spots. They tell Gills they want Shoop back. Shoop is on the beach feeling sad, and even throws Wondermutts toy into the surf where he can't find it. The class shows up, still wearing all the gory prosthetics, and they explain how they've changed, and for him to come back. Which he agrees to. A montage of the class studying, Shoop and Bishop helping, practice tests, etc. Shoop tells them they're ready for the big test, but it's obvious he thinks they're not ready. He tries to give wondermutt a new toy, which he rejects. Chainsaw gets up very Leave it To Beaver, but realizes he doesn't know anything, and wakes up screaming. At the school, Jerome shows back up, after 6 weeks in the bathroom because his zipper was stuck. Gills shows up with an officer to make sure there is no cheating. Chainsaw screams, and the test starts. Test taking montage... in the middle, Rhonda starts going into labor. Time is called. The class is at Shoops house, Rhonda says the baby is healthy and happy, and that shes giving her up for adoption. Shoop tells them the average score was below passing, but that they didn't fail, he did. Principal Kelband is reading Shoops issues, and the class, and their parents, show up to speak on Shoops behalf. They all speak to how they inspired their children. Gills says it doesn't matter, they failed the test. but Shoops shows how far they progressed, even if they didn't pass. Jerome got a 91. Principal Kelband shows an average score growth of 125% and grants him tenure. Shoop and Bishop walk on the beach, and they kiss, but she still won't agree to dinner with him. and best of all, Wondermutt gets his toy back. Fade to black.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I LOVE the gore scene. i remember it used to freak me out, but was still really cool.</p><p>-The Jerome gag was really good... I didn't remember that one.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Next week is Brokeback Mountain.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Trey, Chris, Tucker, Stephen)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Summer School</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p>Read 2 new reviews</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Summer School</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Carl Reiner</p><p> </p><p>Music Composed by: Danny Elfman</p><p> </p><p>Starring: Mark Harmon, Kirstie Alley, Courtney Thorne-Smith</p><p> </p><p>Released July 22, 1987</p><p> </p><p>Budget: couldn't find a budget</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $35.7M ($84.6M 2021), all domestic.</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes 63%</p><p>Metacritic 27% Google Users 87%</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>Opens with an 80's beach scene, big hair and high bathing suits. To highschool and what's obviously the last day of school. Cleaning out lockers, signing yearbooks, turning in books. On officer is going around handing out slips of paper to random students. In the gym, Mark Harman explaining the best way to evaluate students is to evaluate themselves. The vice principal addresses all the students who received slips, and they failed an academic test, and they can re-take the test after going to summer school. Countdown to the end of school, and everyone celebrates and runs out. A faculty member wins the lotto, and tells the vice-pricipal he's not teaching summer school. He starts chasing down other faculty to teach, and ends with Shoop. He's blackmailed into teaching by hanging tenure over his head. Shoops girlfriend decides to go to Hawaii without him. In his new class room, Kristie Alleys Robin Bishop calls Shoops name-drawing cute, and he calls her cute; they introduce themselves and chat about his scary students. He immediately begins to hit on her. He arrives in his class and we start to meet the students. Chainsaw takes his keys, plays the hot/cold game; and they start cursing. Bishop interrupts and suggests using obscene gestures.Jerome goes to the bathroom after threatening him if he doesn't pass, he loses all control, and the class ends. He starts trying to hit on Bishop again, and shes not biting; she then confirms date plans with the Vice Principal.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Do you get tenure in high school?</p><p>-Killer 80's vibe</p><p>-The 80's overacting is a little rough</p><p>-His gf JUST left to hawaii without him, and now he's hitting on Kristie Alley? ALSO, how much would tickets to hawaii cost? Nevermind accommodations... I'd be super pissed if someone were just like, "nope, you can't go".</p><p>-Mark Harmon looks like a wish.com version of Tom Cruise</p><p>-You'd think there would be rules against teachers dating administrators</p><p> </p><p>Denise is taking her drivers test, and is terrible. Chainsaw and Dave are going through photos... "Check out this composition, round muffin, square butter, triangular bush..." Rhonda signs up for lamaze classes, and Pam stares at the ocean. The exchange student arrives. As Shoop looks through rules, he sees book reports and suggests they leave and go to the library. On the way, some sneak off and Dave and Chainsaw hit on Anna-Maria. In the library, they do a compelling review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The students were caught getting donuts, and Pam trying to surf. While looking for ideas what to do, they decide to take field trips. They all forge their parents signature, and cut to a montage of go cart racing, roller coasters. Chainsaw and Dave give it another review. Next a petting zoo, where Shoops shirt is chewed on, and Chainsaw and Dave show their affinity for horror make up with rabbits eating their face. Anna-Maria is grossed out, but she loves it. Next, on request, is a beach field trip...and Anna-Maria in a bathing suit seems to break Dave. Montage of a volleyball game. Alans grandmother turns them in for the field trips and Shoop is almost suspended until he and Gills make an agreement that if he can get all students to pass, Gills will forget the field trips. He comes back, dressed up and very serious, tells them about the deal he made with Gills. Alan suggests he grant everyone one wish, and they'll try and study. They go around and say what they want, and they shake on the deal. Shoop goes to Bishop and asks her how to teach. They're shown lesson planning, Bishop giving advice, and she leaves. Back in class, Shoop engages with the kids, using Bishops advice, and it works. On the football field Shoop is helping Kevin, then, going to lamaze class with Rhonda, in the car, he lets Denise drive, while driving Chainsaw and Dave, who protest her driving. She makes progress. Next, a party at Shoops house. Kevin hits on Rhonda. Pam asks if he's ever done anything with a student...and theres not much difference between 16 and 21. Shoop doesn't bite, and goes back to the party. Dave throws a firework, which Wondermutt retrieves and sets the couch on fire. Which ends the party.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Should be pregnant girl be driving a go cart?</p><p>-Think they could objectify Anna-Maria like that today?</p><p>-The whole "grant wishes" thing crosses MANY boundaries that would be problematic today</p><p>-I like Shoop wearing the bowling shirt</p><p>-Man, the party at Shoops house. Wow. How crazy/dangerous</p><p>-I noticed Chainsaw wearing the 'eat the rich' shirt... Didn't realize that sentiment has been around that long</p><p> </p><p>Chainsaw and Dave caught drinking on the beach, and Shoop tells the police it's his...and he's arrested. He calls Bishop for help, and Gills answers. Bishop convinces him to go bail Shoop out. They talk about the optics of him being arrested, and he tries to explain he's turning it around. Shoop has a reflective talk with wondermutt and about finding a woman. Shoop is shown at a male strip club when he recognizes Larry, and they chat about if Shoop could be 17 again knowing what he knew now. Shoop agrees. Chainsaw and Dave give a speech about Rick Baker, and how they appreciate him very very very... Much. Pam obviously admires Shoop. Denise talks about her ex-boyfriend. Pam is waiting at Shoops house, her wish is to move in with him. After some cajoling, he agrees... which turns out to be her whole family. Watching texas chainsaw massacre in the class. They get a box of Cool Dude sunglasses because of Chainsaws letter. Denise asks for help from Alan with her letter, which Alan notices something wrong and gives it to Shoop. Kevin asks Rhonda out, and they agree to lamaze class together. Shoop shows the letter to Bishop who tells him she's dyslexic, and he continues to hit on her. Denise goes for another driving test, as does Chainsaw with Shoops car. Denise parallel parks, Chainsaw isn't doing so well, and wrecks the car. Denise passed her test. Shoop tells her to pay him back, she needs to see a specialist for dyslexia. Chainsaw arrives with the bumper. Pam has cooked an elaborate meal, and Bishop drops by, Pam is acting very... couple-y, calls him Freddy. Bishop calls him out for having a maid. Shoop explains the situation using surfing metaphors, and she gets upset and leaves. In class, Larry is awake, turns in his homework, and explains how he was caught by his mom and aunt. In court, Dave explains how he got the alcohol, with a fake ID of a black vietnam vet. Bishop speaks for Shoop, and the judge drops the charges, and dismisses the case. Gills tells Shoop he's reporting him and the kids are losers like him, Bishop hears this and tells him off.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Tucker would you let someone go like that?</p><p>-Would you want to be 17 again?</p><p>-Pam living with Shoop... Come on: Mark Harmon was 36 when he made this movie. Courtney Thorne-Smith was 20.</p><p>-Driving instructor isn't wearing a seat belt</p><p>-The whole dinner scene is creepy... considering age difference</p><p> </p><p>Back in class, Shoop asks for some extra work to pass the test. They push back, wanting more, which pisses Shoop off. He tells them to drop out and be illiterate and leaves. He tells Bishop he's quitting, and she tries to change his mind. Gills takes over the class; he tells them to read chapter 7 again, and they begin to hum to annoy him. He tells them not to act like psychopaths tomorrow, or they'll be sorry. Gills is walking with a woman who says she's only been in grammar school, and looks forward to the change... Cue Denise coming out of the class screaming, covered in blood. They enter to a gore fest... Chainsaw and Dave come running in with running chainsaws and Gills is very mad. The woman tells him shes not ready for high school as they all get up from their spots. They tell Gills they want Shoop back. Shoop is on the beach feeling sad, and even throws Wondermutts toy into the surf where he can't find it. The class shows up, still wearing all the gory prosthetics, and they explain how they've changed, and for him to come back. Which he agrees to. A montage of the class studying, Shoop and Bishop helping, practice tests, etc. Shoop tells them they're ready for the big test, but it's obvious he thinks they're not ready. He tries to give wondermutt a new toy, which he rejects. Chainsaw gets up very Leave it To Beaver, but realizes he doesn't know anything, and wakes up screaming. At the school, Jerome shows back up, after 6 weeks in the bathroom because his zipper was stuck. Gills shows up with an officer to make sure there is no cheating. Chainsaw screams, and the test starts. Test taking montage... in the middle, Rhonda starts going into labor. Time is called. The class is at Shoops house, Rhonda says the baby is healthy and happy, and that shes giving her up for adoption. Shoop tells them the average score was below passing, but that they didn't fail, he did. Principal Kelband is reading Shoops issues, and the class, and their parents, show up to speak on Shoops behalf. They all speak to how they inspired their children. Gills says it doesn't matter, they failed the test. but Shoops shows how far they progressed, even if they didn't pass. Jerome got a 91. Principal Kelband shows an average score growth of 125% and grants him tenure. Shoop and Bishop walk on the beach, and they kiss, but she still won't agree to dinner with him. and best of all, Wondermutt gets his toy back. Fade to black.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I LOVE the gore scene. i remember it used to freak me out, but was still really cool.</p><p>-The Jerome gag was really good... I didn't remember that one.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Next week is Brokeback Mountain.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Summer School. Mark Harmon, the 80&apos;s wish.com version of Tom Cruise, leads this wacky summer romp full of gore, sex, school, and tons of 80&apos;s montages. Does the nostalgia hold up or does this 80&apos;s summer flick fall flat? Find out when The Guys Review... Summer School. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Summer School. Mark Harmon, the 80&apos;s wish.com version of Tom Cruise, leads this wacky summer romp full of gore, sex, school, and tons of 80&apos;s montages. Does the nostalgia hold up or does this 80&apos;s summer flick fall flat? Find out when The Guys Review... Summer School. 

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      <title>Wet Hot American Summer</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Wet Hot American Summer</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Wet Hot American Summer</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: David Wain</p><p> </p><p>Starring: Paul Rudd, Janeane Garofalo, Amy Poehler, Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Meloni, Molly Shannon and film debut of Bradley Cooper</p><p> </p><p>Released January 19, 2001</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $1.8M ($2.7M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $295,206 ($$445,400.81 2021), all domestic, as it only opened in less than 30 cities.</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.6/10 Rotten Tomates 38%</p><p>Metacritic 42% Google Users 81%</p><p> </p><p>It was a commercial and critical failure.</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>It starts on a wild camping party. Smores, drinks, smokes, people making out, super 80's vibes. August 18, 1981, 5:57am, last day of camp... Bunks filled with couples, and they guys bail back to their own bunks, and the councilers watch them run back and forth. The campers loudly wake up a counciler, girls are getting ready. A voice over warns about the last day of camp and they need to seize the day. Paul Rudd, Andy basically licks a girls mouth with Coop looking on. Katie promises to find him a girl. Beth the camp director introduces herself to Henry the astrophysisit. Victor is convinced someone wants to fuck him; while Gene reminds everyone he was in Vietnam. A nerd tries to recruit some DnD players. Henry offers to do science expirements. Gene keeps acting weird and his dick cream. Beth informs Victor he's taking campers on an overnight camp, and Susie and Ben are putting on a musical. Katie and Andy talk, and Andy is all over the place. 8:02 am. Morning activity time: guitars, jazzersize, hiking with game boys, science expierments, and we end with arts and crafts, Molly Shannons Gail. A tense discussion of crayons vs markers breaks Gail. Abby comes on to Victor, and he promises to come back for her tonight. Counclers make promise to meet 10 years in the future and see who've they've become, at 10am.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-Do like the intro music</p><p>-The delivery is... Weird.</p><p>-The sound when anything breaks is the same... its not funny though. It's weird.</p><p>-It's over the top, but in a not funny way. Doesn't land well.</p><p>-The director has said the Victor/Abby thing is something he really did as a kid/teen</p><p> </p><p>9:35 am: Henry stares at the sky and says theres nothing to worry about...yet. Andy, finshes breakfast and throws his plate on the ground and groans when he has to clean it up. Gail is still losing it, and the kids council her. Counciler meeting, Beth delegates and they move on. Beth mines Katie for sexy details and they go for a make over. Andy lets a kid take out the motar boat. Lindsey and Andy make out. Coop and Katie talk about who he can hook up with. Kid in the boat comes back, jumps in, and possibly drowns. Beth, talks to Henry about astrophsics. Andy takes the drowned kids friend and throws him from a van. Beth starts heading to town and everyone jumps in. Montoge of Beth reading about astrophysics, Henry about camp directing, councilers smoking pot, getting beer, dealing some cocaine, robing an old woman, shooting up in a crack/heroin den, then they're back all alright. Victor and Neil in the van and Victor admits to being a virgin. 11am. Gene is still werid about the potatoes. Gail continues to receive councling from the kids, and a neck rub. JJ gets all the kids out of the van, and starts back to camp to be with Abby...and he wrecks the van. Cut to Abby on the bed painting her nails, another dude comes in and gives her some gum, and they start making out as Victor starts walking. Neil in the raft with the kids, worried they're going to die, so Neil hops out and steals a bike. He chases Victor, and is stopped by a bail of hay. Some guys watch the girls undress, McKinley walks away...and meets with Ben in a closet. They embrace and kiss each other, and have sex. 1:30pm The camp softball team will play Camp Tiger Claw; they discuss winning at th elast second, which the campers call trite. When the other team shows up, Coop talks to them and they agree and leave.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-There's nothing redeeming about Paul Rudds character... I get it's supposed to be sasrcasm/satire, but it's just not funny. He's an asshole.</p><p>-The in town montoge is kinda funny, how far they take it. One of them died, and then just pull back to camp no explination.</p><p>-Christoper Melonis beard/mustache are really bad.</p><p>-The gay tube socks</p><p> </p><p>1:30pm The camp softball team will play Camp Tiger Claw; they discuss winning at th elast second, which the campers call trite. When the other team shows up, Coop talks to them and they agree and leave. McKinely and Ben are shown getting married by the lake. Capture the flag. Andy is still an ass. Susie is mad Beth made her add the werid kid to the talent show. Henry shows how the earth revovles around the sun, 1.3 million miles a year...and they comfort him for being an associate professor, so Beth joins and impresses Henry with some astrophyscists names. Andy and Lindsey go to make out. Beth talks more and offers to write Henrys professor, and they kiss. 2:23 pm on the boat, Jake drowns another kid, and throws the other one from the van again. Coop and Katie talk in the barn, they swap shirts, and end up kissing. Gail continues therapy with the kids through role play. Susie critizes the kids practicing for the talent show. Coop finds Katie and Andy and celebrates. Gene in the kitchen is talking to a can of mixed vegetables...and lies about smearing mud on his ass. The can tells him to be honest, like him admitting to sucking his own dick. Katie tells Coop kissing was a mistake, he tries to convince her to be with him. Gene wants to make an annoucement, thanks them for a good summer, and admits to wanting to go hump the fridge, as well as the other weird things he said...and introduces everyone to the mixed vegetables, that showed him the way. That he's ok, and everyone applauds as a fridge is rolled in, and he starts humping it.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-The guys calling McKinely and Ben the gay "F" word... Doesn't age well</p><p>-The stupid shirt swapping scene</p><p>-If you could suck your own dick would you? also, at what point do you or would you stop? Does it make you gay/bi?</p><p> </p><p>7:34, they grab the smelly kid and wash him. 7:35, Beth and Henry talk...and he tells her a piece of Skylab is aimed at camp firewood, and they're going to try and build tracker. Coop comes to talk to Andy and asks him to break up with Katie, and he's told to fuck off. Henry debuts the homemade skylab tracker, and Beth congratulates him. Coop is crying, and Gene comforts him and tells him about the new way. Montoge of them running, dancing, walking, Bloodsporty style **UP CLOSE MAGIC**, running, Coop doing better, group therapy, eventually Coop wins... 7:51pm, Victor is still coming for Abby; "Neil" pulls up on the motorcycle and tells Beth the kids are about the go over the rapids. High drama as they look for Victor. He finds Abby making out with the yelling kid, Neil convinces him to come with him to save the kids. Henry gets a readout that skylab will land on the camp, and the talent show is starting. Victor singlehandedly saves the kids, off screen. The nerd kids lay down trying to figure out who to stop skylab, as Beth breaks into the talent show to stop it, but is stopped. A terrible DJ comes out and tells some terrible jokes, and introduces acts, and the nerds move the skylab tracker. Various acts preform, lighting a fart, etc., when Gails ex Ron shows up and wants her back... and she tells him off. Day by day is sung, and ends in boos... probably due to the Cross. Coop shows up after his make over, everyone is staring at him. He tells Kate he's leaving, probably to see the world. The nerds struggle with the tracker. Steve the weird guy begins his performance, and Katie pulls Coops favorite shirt from the tiny box he left her, wind is swirling, Katie tells Coop she loves him, Abby and Lindsey kiss, Steve holds his hands out and the wind grows more intense, Coop and Katie kiss as she tells him she loves him, Steve drops his hand, the wind stops and skylab crashes outside. Everyone is stunned. Slow clap into applause, Andy tries it on with Lindsey again, she she brushes him off. The next day, everyone is packing up, crying, parents getting kids, promises to write. Henry got the hopkins award, and NASA hired him to Cape Canaveral, he's taking her with him, and she's pregnant. Gail is leaving with the little camper who helped her out. Gene nods to the can, and it nods back. The nerds discuss what happened. Katie ends up still dumping Coop because Andy is super cut, from marble, and specifically for sex with him and not Coop. But still be friends. She gets in a car with Andy and leaves Coop. He and Beth walk off cut to credits.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Andy in the bunk is reading a rolling stone magazine with Bill Murray on the cover.</p><p>-Again, it's so outlandish, it's not even funny.</p><p>-What did Steve do there at the end</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Next week is Summer School and finish pride month with Brokeback. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p> </p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p> </p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p> </p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p> </p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Tucker, Trey, Chris, Stephen)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Wet Hot American Summer</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Mention Twitter DM group - like pinned tweet</p><p>Read emails</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Wet Hot American Summer</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: David Wain</p><p> </p><p>Starring: Paul Rudd, Janeane Garofalo, Amy Poehler, Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Meloni, Molly Shannon and film debut of Bradley Cooper</p><p> </p><p>Released January 19, 2001</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $1.8M ($2.7M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $295,206 ($$445,400.81 2021), all domestic, as it only opened in less than 30 cities.</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.6/10 Rotten Tomates 38%</p><p>Metacritic 42% Google Users 81%</p><p> </p><p>It was a commercial and critical failure.</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>It starts on a wild camping party. Smores, drinks, smokes, people making out, super 80's vibes. August 18, 1981, 5:57am, last day of camp... Bunks filled with couples, and they guys bail back to their own bunks, and the councilers watch them run back and forth. The campers loudly wake up a counciler, girls are getting ready. A voice over warns about the last day of camp and they need to seize the day. Paul Rudd, Andy basically licks a girls mouth with Coop looking on. Katie promises to find him a girl. Beth the camp director introduces herself to Henry the astrophysisit. Victor is convinced someone wants to fuck him; while Gene reminds everyone he was in Vietnam. A nerd tries to recruit some DnD players. Henry offers to do science expirements. Gene keeps acting weird and his dick cream. Beth informs Victor he's taking campers on an overnight camp, and Susie and Ben are putting on a musical. Katie and Andy talk, and Andy is all over the place. 8:02 am. Morning activity time: guitars, jazzersize, hiking with game boys, science expierments, and we end with arts and crafts, Molly Shannons Gail. A tense discussion of crayons vs markers breaks Gail. Abby comes on to Victor, and he promises to come back for her tonight. Counclers make promise to meet 10 years in the future and see who've they've become, at 10am.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-Do like the intro music</p><p>-The delivery is... Weird.</p><p>-The sound when anything breaks is the same... its not funny though. It's weird.</p><p>-It's over the top, but in a not funny way. Doesn't land well.</p><p>-The director has said the Victor/Abby thing is something he really did as a kid/teen</p><p> </p><p>9:35 am: Henry stares at the sky and says theres nothing to worry about...yet. Andy, finshes breakfast and throws his plate on the ground and groans when he has to clean it up. Gail is still losing it, and the kids council her. Counciler meeting, Beth delegates and they move on. Beth mines Katie for sexy details and they go for a make over. Andy lets a kid take out the motar boat. Lindsey and Andy make out. Coop and Katie talk about who he can hook up with. Kid in the boat comes back, jumps in, and possibly drowns. Beth, talks to Henry about astrophsics. Andy takes the drowned kids friend and throws him from a van. Beth starts heading to town and everyone jumps in. Montoge of Beth reading about astrophysics, Henry about camp directing, councilers smoking pot, getting beer, dealing some cocaine, robing an old woman, shooting up in a crack/heroin den, then they're back all alright. Victor and Neil in the van and Victor admits to being a virgin. 11am. Gene is still werid about the potatoes. Gail continues to receive councling from the kids, and a neck rub. JJ gets all the kids out of the van, and starts back to camp to be with Abby...and he wrecks the van. Cut to Abby on the bed painting her nails, another dude comes in and gives her some gum, and they start making out as Victor starts walking. Neil in the raft with the kids, worried they're going to die, so Neil hops out and steals a bike. He chases Victor, and is stopped by a bail of hay. Some guys watch the girls undress, McKinley walks away...and meets with Ben in a closet. They embrace and kiss each other, and have sex. 1:30pm The camp softball team will play Camp Tiger Claw; they discuss winning at th elast second, which the campers call trite. When the other team shows up, Coop talks to them and they agree and leave.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-There's nothing redeeming about Paul Rudds character... I get it's supposed to be sasrcasm/satire, but it's just not funny. He's an asshole.</p><p>-The in town montoge is kinda funny, how far they take it. One of them died, and then just pull back to camp no explination.</p><p>-Christoper Melonis beard/mustache are really bad.</p><p>-The gay tube socks</p><p> </p><p>1:30pm The camp softball team will play Camp Tiger Claw; they discuss winning at th elast second, which the campers call trite. When the other team shows up, Coop talks to them and they agree and leave. McKinely and Ben are shown getting married by the lake. Capture the flag. Andy is still an ass. Susie is mad Beth made her add the werid kid to the talent show. Henry shows how the earth revovles around the sun, 1.3 million miles a year...and they comfort him for being an associate professor, so Beth joins and impresses Henry with some astrophyscists names. Andy and Lindsey go to make out. Beth talks more and offers to write Henrys professor, and they kiss. 2:23 pm on the boat, Jake drowns another kid, and throws the other one from the van again. Coop and Katie talk in the barn, they swap shirts, and end up kissing. Gail continues therapy with the kids through role play. Susie critizes the kids practicing for the talent show. Coop finds Katie and Andy and celebrates. Gene in the kitchen is talking to a can of mixed vegetables...and lies about smearing mud on his ass. The can tells him to be honest, like him admitting to sucking his own dick. Katie tells Coop kissing was a mistake, he tries to convince her to be with him. Gene wants to make an annoucement, thanks them for a good summer, and admits to wanting to go hump the fridge, as well as the other weird things he said...and introduces everyone to the mixed vegetables, that showed him the way. That he's ok, and everyone applauds as a fridge is rolled in, and he starts humping it.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-The guys calling McKinely and Ben the gay "F" word... Doesn't age well</p><p>-The stupid shirt swapping scene</p><p>-If you could suck your own dick would you? also, at what point do you or would you stop? Does it make you gay/bi?</p><p> </p><p>7:34, they grab the smelly kid and wash him. 7:35, Beth and Henry talk...and he tells her a piece of Skylab is aimed at camp firewood, and they're going to try and build tracker. Coop comes to talk to Andy and asks him to break up with Katie, and he's told to fuck off. Henry debuts the homemade skylab tracker, and Beth congratulates him. Coop is crying, and Gene comforts him and tells him about the new way. Montoge of them running, dancing, walking, Bloodsporty style **UP CLOSE MAGIC**, running, Coop doing better, group therapy, eventually Coop wins... 7:51pm, Victor is still coming for Abby; "Neil" pulls up on the motorcycle and tells Beth the kids are about the go over the rapids. High drama as they look for Victor. He finds Abby making out with the yelling kid, Neil convinces him to come with him to save the kids. Henry gets a readout that skylab will land on the camp, and the talent show is starting. Victor singlehandedly saves the kids, off screen. The nerd kids lay down trying to figure out who to stop skylab, as Beth breaks into the talent show to stop it, but is stopped. A terrible DJ comes out and tells some terrible jokes, and introduces acts, and the nerds move the skylab tracker. Various acts preform, lighting a fart, etc., when Gails ex Ron shows up and wants her back... and she tells him off. Day by day is sung, and ends in boos... probably due to the Cross. Coop shows up after his make over, everyone is staring at him. He tells Kate he's leaving, probably to see the world. The nerds struggle with the tracker. Steve the weird guy begins his performance, and Katie pulls Coops favorite shirt from the tiny box he left her, wind is swirling, Katie tells Coop she loves him, Abby and Lindsey kiss, Steve holds his hands out and the wind grows more intense, Coop and Katie kiss as she tells him she loves him, Steve drops his hand, the wind stops and skylab crashes outside. Everyone is stunned. Slow clap into applause, Andy tries it on with Lindsey again, she she brushes him off. The next day, everyone is packing up, crying, parents getting kids, promises to write. Henry got the hopkins award, and NASA hired him to Cape Canaveral, he's taking her with him, and she's pregnant. Gail is leaving with the little camper who helped her out. Gene nods to the can, and it nods back. The nerds discuss what happened. Katie ends up still dumping Coop because Andy is super cut, from marble, and specifically for sex with him and not Coop. But still be friends. She gets in a car with Andy and leaves Coop. He and Beth walk off cut to credits.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Andy in the bunk is reading a rolling stone magazine with Bill Murray on the cover.</p><p>-Again, it's so outlandish, it's not even funny.</p><p>-What did Steve do there at the end</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Next week is Summer School and finish pride month with Brokeback. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p> </p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p> </p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p> </p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p> </p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Wedding Crashers</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>No emails... remind people about the referral for $100</p><p>Plug twitter DM group, myself, Tucker, Trey, Justin, Haley, Marcus, Al from produce stand.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Wedding Crashers</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: David Dobkin (Also directed Shanghai Knights, RIPD)</p><p> </p><p>Starring: Owen WIlson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken, Rachel McAdams, Isla Fisher, Jane Seymour</p><p> </p><p>Released July 15, 2005</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $40M ($45.9M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $288.5M ($394.5M 2021), $209.3M domestically, $76M internationally</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.9/10 Rotten Tomatoes 76%</p><p>Metacritic 64% Google Users 89%</p><p> </p><p>Had 5 nominations for MTV movie awards, Best Movie, which it won, Breakthrough Performance won by Isla Fisher, Best On-Screen Team, which it also won, Best Comedic Performance (both Wilson and Vaughn were nominated), but lost this one to Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin... I'll give that one.</p><p> </p><p>The new york times said, "The financial success of the film has been credited along with <i>The 40-Year-Old Virgin</i> for reviving the popularity of adult-aimed R-rated comedies."</p><p> </p><p>-https://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/10/movies/the-return-of-the-rrated-comedy.html</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>A couple argues and Vaughn and Wilson are obviously tired of it. They are mediating a divorce that is very volatile. They guide the couple to get out there and get some strange ass. They agree to the frequent flier miles and que the intro. Jeremy explains why he stays with John on his birthday because his parents passed away years ago, and explaining why he doesn't like dating. John is called in and they begin discussing the wedding season plans. Starting with fake purple hearts. Cut to the first wedding, a jewish wedding. They don yamakas and start scouting at the wedding. John uses eye drops to make himself look like hes crying, and then Jeremy sets his sights on one of the attendees. At the reception they are shown being heavily involved in the festivities, signing, dancing, **doing up close magic with the kids.** Even making speeches. Jeremy ends a story explaining why he couldn't be a professional bullfighter, and kisses the girl. The guys are shown walking into multiple weddings, again, dancing, people explaining why and how they're related to the couples; making up lies and backstries. John drops a line to a girl, "you know how they say we only use 10% of our brains, I think we only use 10% of our hearts." They're doing the Shout song at multiple weddings and dancing with the women, joking with family, drinking, the women are then shown falling into bed with th them, and spraying champagne everywhere. Vivian calls John on his shit, he and Jeremy were shown sharing a bottle of champagne at the mall in DC, with John questioning what they're doing. John saying they're not that young and the season is over.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Following complaints from the United States Congress, the producers of the film yanked from the movie's official website a printable Purple Heart advertised as a gimmick to pick up women and get free drinks. The film was also released at the same time that the Stolen Valor Act became federal law, making the false display of military awards a federal crime.</p><p>-When Jeremy asks the kids what the little piece of paper is for and the kid says, "rolling a fattie"</p><p>-There were complaints about the movie being misogynistic, that the guys seduce girls at weddings to have sex with them, the director responded: "They love weddings, authentically. They like the free food, they like the music and the bands, they like the dancing and the kids, they like talking to the grandparents. These guys make the weddings better. You would want them to crash your wedding.</p><p>That's the distinction. It's not misogynistic and, in fact, what it's doing is replicating a real seduction, which is, "I want to go to bed with you, but I have all these walls up. Can you make me laugh, make me attracted to you and find a way to make this really fun so we could get to the good part?" That’s a seduction. So, if I can seduce the audience — if I can make them laugh and be entertained and think these are okay guys — by the time they're dropping the girls in the bed, it’s a magic trick. That was the whole idea."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Jeremy comes in Johns office with an article about Secretary Clearys daughter getting married, John was looking forward to a break. but Jeremy convinces him they've got to go by stating the rules of wedding crashing and enthusiasm. Cut to the wedding, John McCain and James Carville are congratulating the Secretary, they run through their pre-game, secretaries back story, etc. John sees Rachel McAdams; and they discuss their back story of being syrup conglomerates. In the wedding, they make small talk about their family connections, and state the rules to each other, Rule 76 play like a champion. Jermey dibs the redhead, and John says he's not going to fight him, as he watches Claire walk down the aisle. They bet on if the bride will cry, and what the sister will read, 1 Corinthians. They read boating related vows, which Claire laughs at. The reception begins. First class all the way, as Jeremy shoves food in his face and John moves towards claire and introduces himself as being psychic with wedding presents. The guys discuss their angles and move on. Jeremy is making balloon animals, and sees Gloria watching him as a demanding kid wants a bicycle. John is dancing with the flower girl, when Mrs. Cleary comes for a very aggressive dance. Gloria comes and and introduces herself and they dance. The song ends and John introduce himself to Secretary Cleary; they discuss economics and politics. Jeremy uses the "lost a lot of really good men out there" line and takes off, with Gloria chasing after him; while John and Sec. Cleary are having a cigar. John explains why people come to weddings and what true love is, "True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another." and gives her some advice on her speech, which she disagrees with. They cut to the speeches, and Claires goes as John predicted, and he motions to her to speak from the heart, which saves her speech.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-There is no way they get into the wedding/reception without an invite and being vetted by secret service.</p><p>-The girl in the hat just eye fucked the shit out of me... Love it.</p><p>-I love how they commit to the back story and just roll with the weird shit everyone says, the kid with the balloon bike, the wife saying they'll be married for 30 years, and they were faithful for two of them.</p><p> </p><p>Jeremy and Gloria are on the beach, obviously having just had sex, when she says she knew her first time would be on a beach, and that she loves him. As Claire thanks John, Sack kisses her and is introduced as her boyfriend. Jermy tells him he's got a stage 5 clinger and they gotta go. She invites them to the family home, and John wants to go, and Jeremy is trying to explain that he can't go. They argue about overtime and tell each other to lock it up. Gloria pitches a fit and the guys are allowed to come with them. They arrive and are invited to play a game of touch football, Sack is obviously over doing the warm up is going to over do it. Sack catches a pass and scores, prompting Kip to say, "crabcakes and football, that's what Maryland does." John and Claire talk before the ball is snapped, they run down as Jeremy throws the ball and Claire intercepts it, as planned, and Sack violently knocks him down. An awkward interaction with Todd, and another play as John throws the ball to Jeremy and is again violently knocked down by Sack. They break up the game, Gloria takes him in , when Mrs. Clearly tells John he should've played in his underwear. Gloria tries to help administer first aid, and goes crazy, and tells hims not to leave because she'd find him. Sec. Cleary tells Jeremy he's a very powerful man, threateningly. Sack is telling a story and John agrees to the eye drops. As the prayer is said, John puts eye drops in Sacks drink. John asks about their relationship, Jeremy complains about his back, as Sec. Cleary asks about their business, Gloria starts grabbing Jeremys crotch and giving him an over the pants handy. John tries to talk about the business, and Jeremy struggles to keep it together. He finishes, and helps name their fake company, Holy Shirts and Pants. Sec. Clearys mom talks about FDRs wife being a "dyke" and Sacks stomach starts rumbling. Jeremy and John engage Tod, which the conversation doesn't go well, with the mom trying to be led off, and Todd declaring to Jeremy he'd be in his room, painting homo things, and storms off. Dinner ends with Claire getting some air and John joining her.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I always thought Bradley Coopers characters name was Zach, not Sack... What a shitty name.</p><p>-What movie do you think of when you hear Bradley Cooper?</p><p>-I still to this day say lock it up to Abigail when she starts being weird... So all the time.</p><p>-BOoh of those hits were rough. Feel bad for the stunt guy.</p><p>-That whole bathroom scene with her going crazy, and the "i'll find you" is so classic.</p><p>-Remember when the eyedrops thing was a thing?</p><p>-Ever gotten an over the pants handy at a dinner table?</p><p> </p><p>Mrs. Cleary enters the room and exposes her tits to John, and they have an awkward exchange, she tells him to feel her up, and she calls him a pervert when he does. Jeremy tells him to stop crying like a little girl, but wanted to know about them. Did he motorboat her? They built for speed or comfort? He and Claire talk and laugh about her strange family. She checks on Sack, and he's an asshole to her. Jeremy wakes up to being tied to his bed by Gloria, who gags him telling him she'll make all his fantasies come true. John and Claire both aren't sleeping, and sneak to check each others rooms. Back to Jeremy who, still tied to the bed, Todd is now in bed with him. Todd made a painting for him, they hear someone in the hall and Jeremy convinces Todd to hide. Sec. Cleary comes in and they have another awkward conversation about Todd. He convinces Todd to leave and they'd talk tomorrow. At breakfast John wants to stay and Jeremy wants to go. They argue, about why to stay or go. John pulls out Rule 1, never leave a fellow crasher behind. Sack calls his buddy and they expose who big of douches they are, cheating on Claire, and gets his buddy to start digging dirt on John and Jeremy. They go sailing, and John is exposed for NOT knowing anything about sailing. They get back and Sack is ready for the quail hunt, but he seems a little revved up. They walk through the woods talking about how they don't even know what a quail is, and Sack shoots him in the ass. As Gloria pulls out the bb's, John and Claire go for a bike ride and have a bit of a deep conversation about being involved in something longer than they meant to. She rationalizes her relationship and they kiss. At lunch after, as John and Claire eye each other, Sack announces they're getting married. John decides he's going to tell her the truth. Jeremy tells Gloria he doesn't see the relationship going past this weekend, she hits him with some truth about not being as naive as she came off as and spins him out; he realizes he's got feelings for her. As he expresses himself to the priest, and thanks him with a kiss. John tells Claire she can't marry him because he likes her, meanwhile Sack gets a phone call, and there's a gun shot. Jeremy comes running out with the family, Sack tells them all the truth and John admits to it. Gloria seems to forgive Jeremy, Todd tells everyone he tried to seduce him, and he wants his painting back, but Jeremy is keeping it. Sec. Cleary tells them to leave. They're walking down the driveway, back in their tuxes, Jeremy carrying the painting back to DC.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-When he kinda tried to tell her the truth, you know it's not going to end well.</p><p>-Isla Fisher used a body double for that scene</p><p>-The actor who plays Todd actually painted the painting, and Vince Vaughn kept it.</p><p>-The plate Jeremy fixes himself for breakfast, with syrup on everything... gross.</p><p>-Props to Gloria... I'm 13 years in a marriage and I don't think I'd be pulling bb's out of my wifes ass.</p><p>-I've had good talks with guys, but never kissed them.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>John is desperate to get to Claire, and Jeremy tries to talk to sence to him and he's not hearing it. John wants to crash the engagement dinner, and reluctantly Jeremy agrees. John infiltrates the party, and while watching Claire dance with her dad, Sack catches him and beats him up. John goes to Jeremys house only to catch him with Gloria. They argue and Jeremy admits he loves Gloria. They part. Video montoge of everyone being sad. Jeremy reaches out, Claire doesn't want to be planning the wedding... John is crashing weddings alone and making a fool of himself. Jeremy and Gloria get engaged. Claire and her dad talk about making decisions. Jeremy and John talk, it's Johns bday again. They start to make up, John is obviously struggling, Jeremy reveals he's getting married and wants him as his best man, and John tells him to leave. John goes to find Chaz. They chat and Chaz tells him he's now crashing funerals... Which John has a hard time to wrap his head around. He ends up going with Chaz to a funeral; when he sees the widow crying, he knows he has to go. He shows up to Jeremy and Glorias wedding. As the celebration resumes, he starts to try and not talk to Claire. She starts to leave, and he tries to explain and apologize to her. He says he's not asking her to marry him, just not to marry Sack. He tells her to get back on the altar, and she tells him she can't marry him. Sack loses his cool and goes after John, but Jeremy steps in and stops him. They kiss to applause, and all four driving away, and Chaz at the wedding with two women. As they drive, asking what's next, the Fujimora wedding coming up, and the girls get involved creating a backstory and fade to black.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Jeremy finally mentions there will be secret service at the engagement dinner</p><p>-This part of the movie really drags the rest of it down.</p><p>-Will Ferrells over acting just kills it; but the funeral crashing is funny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Wet Hot American Summer next weekend.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Wedding Crashers</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>No emails... remind people about the referral for $100</p><p>Plug twitter DM group, myself, Tucker, Trey, Justin, Haley, Marcus, Al from produce stand.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Wedding Crashers</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: David Dobkin (Also directed Shanghai Knights, RIPD)</p><p> </p><p>Starring: Owen WIlson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken, Rachel McAdams, Isla Fisher, Jane Seymour</p><p> </p><p>Released July 15, 2005</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $40M ($45.9M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $288.5M ($394.5M 2021), $209.3M domestically, $76M internationally</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.9/10 Rotten Tomatoes 76%</p><p>Metacritic 64% Google Users 89%</p><p> </p><p>Had 5 nominations for MTV movie awards, Best Movie, which it won, Breakthrough Performance won by Isla Fisher, Best On-Screen Team, which it also won, Best Comedic Performance (both Wilson and Vaughn were nominated), but lost this one to Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin... I'll give that one.</p><p> </p><p>The new york times said, "The financial success of the film has been credited along with <i>The 40-Year-Old Virgin</i> for reviving the popularity of adult-aimed R-rated comedies."</p><p> </p><p>-https://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/10/movies/the-return-of-the-rrated-comedy.html</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>A couple argues and Vaughn and Wilson are obviously tired of it. They are mediating a divorce that is very volatile. They guide the couple to get out there and get some strange ass. They agree to the frequent flier miles and que the intro. Jeremy explains why he stays with John on his birthday because his parents passed away years ago, and explaining why he doesn't like dating. John is called in and they begin discussing the wedding season plans. Starting with fake purple hearts. Cut to the first wedding, a jewish wedding. They don yamakas and start scouting at the wedding. John uses eye drops to make himself look like hes crying, and then Jeremy sets his sights on one of the attendees. At the reception they are shown being heavily involved in the festivities, signing, dancing, **doing up close magic with the kids.** Even making speeches. Jeremy ends a story explaining why he couldn't be a professional bullfighter, and kisses the girl. The guys are shown walking into multiple weddings, again, dancing, people explaining why and how they're related to the couples; making up lies and backstries. John drops a line to a girl, "you know how they say we only use 10% of our brains, I think we only use 10% of our hearts." They're doing the Shout song at multiple weddings and dancing with the women, joking with family, drinking, the women are then shown falling into bed with th them, and spraying champagne everywhere. Vivian calls John on his shit, he and Jeremy were shown sharing a bottle of champagne at the mall in DC, with John questioning what they're doing. John saying they're not that young and the season is over.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Following complaints from the United States Congress, the producers of the film yanked from the movie's official website a printable Purple Heart advertised as a gimmick to pick up women and get free drinks. The film was also released at the same time that the Stolen Valor Act became federal law, making the false display of military awards a federal crime.</p><p>-When Jeremy asks the kids what the little piece of paper is for and the kid says, "rolling a fattie"</p><p>-There were complaints about the movie being misogynistic, that the guys seduce girls at weddings to have sex with them, the director responded: "They love weddings, authentically. They like the free food, they like the music and the bands, they like the dancing and the kids, they like talking to the grandparents. These guys make the weddings better. You would want them to crash your wedding.</p><p>That's the distinction. It's not misogynistic and, in fact, what it's doing is replicating a real seduction, which is, "I want to go to bed with you, but I have all these walls up. Can you make me laugh, make me attracted to you and find a way to make this really fun so we could get to the good part?" That’s a seduction. So, if I can seduce the audience — if I can make them laugh and be entertained and think these are okay guys — by the time they're dropping the girls in the bed, it’s a magic trick. That was the whole idea."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Jeremy comes in Johns office with an article about Secretary Clearys daughter getting married, John was looking forward to a break. but Jeremy convinces him they've got to go by stating the rules of wedding crashing and enthusiasm. Cut to the wedding, John McCain and James Carville are congratulating the Secretary, they run through their pre-game, secretaries back story, etc. John sees Rachel McAdams; and they discuss their back story of being syrup conglomerates. In the wedding, they make small talk about their family connections, and state the rules to each other, Rule 76 play like a champion. Jermey dibs the redhead, and John says he's not going to fight him, as he watches Claire walk down the aisle. They bet on if the bride will cry, and what the sister will read, 1 Corinthians. They read boating related vows, which Claire laughs at. The reception begins. First class all the way, as Jeremy shoves food in his face and John moves towards claire and introduces himself as being psychic with wedding presents. The guys discuss their angles and move on. Jeremy is making balloon animals, and sees Gloria watching him as a demanding kid wants a bicycle. John is dancing with the flower girl, when Mrs. Cleary comes for a very aggressive dance. Gloria comes and and introduces herself and they dance. The song ends and John introduce himself to Secretary Cleary; they discuss economics and politics. Jeremy uses the "lost a lot of really good men out there" line and takes off, with Gloria chasing after him; while John and Sec. Cleary are having a cigar. John explains why people come to weddings and what true love is, "True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another." and gives her some advice on her speech, which she disagrees with. They cut to the speeches, and Claires goes as John predicted, and he motions to her to speak from the heart, which saves her speech.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-There is no way they get into the wedding/reception without an invite and being vetted by secret service.</p><p>-The girl in the hat just eye fucked the shit out of me... Love it.</p><p>-I love how they commit to the back story and just roll with the weird shit everyone says, the kid with the balloon bike, the wife saying they'll be married for 30 years, and they were faithful for two of them.</p><p> </p><p>Jeremy and Gloria are on the beach, obviously having just had sex, when she says she knew her first time would be on a beach, and that she loves him. As Claire thanks John, Sack kisses her and is introduced as her boyfriend. Jermy tells him he's got a stage 5 clinger and they gotta go. She invites them to the family home, and John wants to go, and Jeremy is trying to explain that he can't go. They argue about overtime and tell each other to lock it up. Gloria pitches a fit and the guys are allowed to come with them. They arrive and are invited to play a game of touch football, Sack is obviously over doing the warm up is going to over do it. Sack catches a pass and scores, prompting Kip to say, "crabcakes and football, that's what Maryland does." John and Claire talk before the ball is snapped, they run down as Jeremy throws the ball and Claire intercepts it, as planned, and Sack violently knocks him down. An awkward interaction with Todd, and another play as John throws the ball to Jeremy and is again violently knocked down by Sack. They break up the game, Gloria takes him in , when Mrs. Clearly tells John he should've played in his underwear. Gloria tries to help administer first aid, and goes crazy, and tells hims not to leave because she'd find him. Sec. Cleary tells Jeremy he's a very powerful man, threateningly. Sack is telling a story and John agrees to the eye drops. As the prayer is said, John puts eye drops in Sacks drink. John asks about their relationship, Jeremy complains about his back, as Sec. Cleary asks about their business, Gloria starts grabbing Jeremys crotch and giving him an over the pants handy. John tries to talk about the business, and Jeremy struggles to keep it together. He finishes, and helps name their fake company, Holy Shirts and Pants. Sec. Clearys mom talks about FDRs wife being a "dyke" and Sacks stomach starts rumbling. Jeremy and John engage Tod, which the conversation doesn't go well, with the mom trying to be led off, and Todd declaring to Jeremy he'd be in his room, painting homo things, and storms off. Dinner ends with Claire getting some air and John joining her.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-I always thought Bradley Coopers characters name was Zach, not Sack... What a shitty name.</p><p>-What movie do you think of when you hear Bradley Cooper?</p><p>-I still to this day say lock it up to Abigail when she starts being weird... So all the time.</p><p>-BOoh of those hits were rough. Feel bad for the stunt guy.</p><p>-That whole bathroom scene with her going crazy, and the "i'll find you" is so classic.</p><p>-Remember when the eyedrops thing was a thing?</p><p>-Ever gotten an over the pants handy at a dinner table?</p><p> </p><p>Mrs. Cleary enters the room and exposes her tits to John, and they have an awkward exchange, she tells him to feel her up, and she calls him a pervert when he does. Jeremy tells him to stop crying like a little girl, but wanted to know about them. Did he motorboat her? They built for speed or comfort? He and Claire talk and laugh about her strange family. She checks on Sack, and he's an asshole to her. Jeremy wakes up to being tied to his bed by Gloria, who gags him telling him she'll make all his fantasies come true. John and Claire both aren't sleeping, and sneak to check each others rooms. Back to Jeremy who, still tied to the bed, Todd is now in bed with him. Todd made a painting for him, they hear someone in the hall and Jeremy convinces Todd to hide. Sec. Cleary comes in and they have another awkward conversation about Todd. He convinces Todd to leave and they'd talk tomorrow. At breakfast John wants to stay and Jeremy wants to go. They argue, about why to stay or go. John pulls out Rule 1, never leave a fellow crasher behind. Sack calls his buddy and they expose who big of douches they are, cheating on Claire, and gets his buddy to start digging dirt on John and Jeremy. They go sailing, and John is exposed for NOT knowing anything about sailing. They get back and Sack is ready for the quail hunt, but he seems a little revved up. They walk through the woods talking about how they don't even know what a quail is, and Sack shoots him in the ass. As Gloria pulls out the bb's, John and Claire go for a bike ride and have a bit of a deep conversation about being involved in something longer than they meant to. She rationalizes her relationship and they kiss. At lunch after, as John and Claire eye each other, Sack announces they're getting married. John decides he's going to tell her the truth. Jeremy tells Gloria he doesn't see the relationship going past this weekend, she hits him with some truth about not being as naive as she came off as and spins him out; he realizes he's got feelings for her. As he expresses himself to the priest, and thanks him with a kiss. John tells Claire she can't marry him because he likes her, meanwhile Sack gets a phone call, and there's a gun shot. Jeremy comes running out with the family, Sack tells them all the truth and John admits to it. Gloria seems to forgive Jeremy, Todd tells everyone he tried to seduce him, and he wants his painting back, but Jeremy is keeping it. Sec. Cleary tells them to leave. They're walking down the driveway, back in their tuxes, Jeremy carrying the painting back to DC.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-When he kinda tried to tell her the truth, you know it's not going to end well.</p><p>-Isla Fisher used a body double for that scene</p><p>-The actor who plays Todd actually painted the painting, and Vince Vaughn kept it.</p><p>-The plate Jeremy fixes himself for breakfast, with syrup on everything... gross.</p><p>-Props to Gloria... I'm 13 years in a marriage and I don't think I'd be pulling bb's out of my wifes ass.</p><p>-I've had good talks with guys, but never kissed them.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>John is desperate to get to Claire, and Jeremy tries to talk to sence to him and he's not hearing it. John wants to crash the engagement dinner, and reluctantly Jeremy agrees. John infiltrates the party, and while watching Claire dance with her dad, Sack catches him and beats him up. John goes to Jeremys house only to catch him with Gloria. They argue and Jeremy admits he loves Gloria. They part. Video montoge of everyone being sad. Jeremy reaches out, Claire doesn't want to be planning the wedding... John is crashing weddings alone and making a fool of himself. Jeremy and Gloria get engaged. Claire and her dad talk about making decisions. Jeremy and John talk, it's Johns bday again. They start to make up, John is obviously struggling, Jeremy reveals he's getting married and wants him as his best man, and John tells him to leave. John goes to find Chaz. They chat and Chaz tells him he's now crashing funerals... Which John has a hard time to wrap his head around. He ends up going with Chaz to a funeral; when he sees the widow crying, he knows he has to go. He shows up to Jeremy and Glorias wedding. As the celebration resumes, he starts to try and not talk to Claire. She starts to leave, and he tries to explain and apologize to her. He says he's not asking her to marry him, just not to marry Sack. He tells her to get back on the altar, and she tells him she can't marry him. Sack loses his cool and goes after John, but Jeremy steps in and stops him. They kiss to applause, and all four driving away, and Chaz at the wedding with two women. As they drive, asking what's next, the Fujimora wedding coming up, and the girls get involved creating a backstory and fade to black.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Jeremy finally mentions there will be secret service at the engagement dinner</p><p>-This part of the movie really drags the rest of it down.</p><p>-Will Ferrells over acting just kills it; but the funeral crashing is funny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Wet Hot American Summer next weekend.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Lone Survivor</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>NONE... remind people about the referral for $100</p><p>Interactions on FB/insta/twitter... Would anyone be interested in a twitter DM group or fb chat group?</p><p> </p><p><strong>Lone Survivor</strong></p><p>Based on the book by the same name by Marcus Luttrell</p><p>Directed by: Peter Berg (Also directed Colateral, with Tom Cruise, Battleship, Friday Night Lights, and Handcock)</p><p>Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Dan Bilzerian, Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsh, Ben Foster, Alexander Ludwig</p><p>Released December 25, 2013</p><p>Budget: $40M ($45.9M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $154.8M worldwide ($177.5M 2021), $125.1M Domestically, $29.7M Internationally</p><p>-Became the highest-grossing film among recent "post-9/11 war films"</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.5/10 Rotten Tomates 75%</p><p>Metacritic 60% Google Users 91%</p><p>It gathered a smattering of award nominations, including 2 academy award nods for Best Sound Editing, and Best Sound Mixing, but didn't win either. It did, however, win 2013 Las Vegas Film Critics Society Awards, for Best Action Film. It also won Critics' Choice Awards for Best Action Film and Mark Wahlberg won, Best Actor in an Action Movie.</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>Divers being pulled out of the water, asked questions. We watch men training, probably to become seals. Men working together, needing medical help, trainers training, some guys ringing the bell and leaving. Finally they're shown graduating, stating how they're brothers singing silent night. Based on a true story. A helicopter flies over a large basin, Mark Wahlbergs Marcus Luttrell bloody and being worked on. The black hawk lands at an air base, with a voice over about survival and pushing ourselves into dark corners. He speaks of fights as they work to revive him and a quick cut to three days earlier. Barracks living is shown, pictures, drawings, family, siblings, a picture of Ron Burgandy. Michael gets an email about a wedding present, a horse, so he goes to Luttrell for advice. After making sure the rest of the squad is up, a morning run. Axelson is messaging a woman, as the others run. Murphy wins by one second, a discussion of punishment and they decide to shave Dietzs head. Shane is anxious to go on an op. They're briefing about getting their targets, Shah, and waypoints named after beers. It flashes back and forth between briefing and the Afghans taking a man they think they helped Americans, and behead him. They finish the briefing with a lot of moving parts. The team is eating as Deitz tries to get help choosing a color with his wife/girlfriend. Patton enters into newbie intro: and does a hilarious dance routine. As they vote to push him through, he has to recite a SEAL shanty, as they are also shown preparing for the op. As he finishes, they're in the choppers heading towards the op.</p><p> </p><p>S: </p><p>-Right off the bat... I love the camaraderie with these guys. The whole head shaving thing, the back and forth, "You are Mike Murphy"... Thats history. Legend even.</p><p>-I like pacing of the story, already. It pulls you in, makes you feel part of the fun side and the "military" side.</p><p>-Love the SEAL shanty</p><p> </p><p>The SEALS deploy down the rope and take positons. They confirm comms check, and move out from Budweiser. They hit Miller. Corona. Heineken. They're on a mountaintop, setting position, and their last way point, malt liquor. As they settle in, their AC130 cover departs. They move to phase 2 of the op, move to another positon to dig in and see the village better. They settle in and ID their target. Rick James, Bitch. Though they don't have comms, Deitz is to fall back and make it work, they're too exposed to take the shot where they were. Luttrell and Murphy discuss the Arabic horse, again. Axe is taking photos, drawing of the village. They rest. As they rest, Deitz hears a bells, and goats moving near them. It wakes the others. Then the shepherds appear and move though them... eventually they step on Luttrell. They come out and take them. They find a radio on one of them. They don't have coms and they're struggling on what to do. They decide to use an unsecured-satellite phone as Murphy calls it a cursed OP. Patton answers the phone, and asks for the skipper, so he goes to get him. But they lose the connection before they can speak. Murphy suggest 3 options, let them go, tie them up and go, eliminate them. They argue that if they let them go, Shah will leave too, but Luttrell doesn't want to kill them. Axe argues that Shah killed 20 marines last week, and its their job to stop him. They argue and Murphy finally comes up with a plan that the OP is compromised, they're going to release them and head up the mountain to get comms. They release them, and one kids starts heading down in a hurry, they start to move to the mountain top. As they move, Luttrell keeps looking back. The boy is shown quickly moving down the mountain, while the SEALS are shown slowly climbing up. They get to a false summit, and still can't get comms. Axe tells them this is a bad spot. Kristensen calls his commanding officer, but doesn't receive help. Axe sees movement, and you can start to hear voices. They shoulder and search, but nothing concrete. Murphy goes too recon, and sees about 20 dudes on the ridge above him. Goes back and tells Axe he's about to get contacted. They prepare for a fight. Luttrell sees the first one, and takes the shot. </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Just their ragged breathing makes me nervous.</p><p>-They seem to have a lot of low/angled shots... keeps it grounded/real.</p><p>-I like the use of slow motion showing them going up the mountain and the kid running down.</p><p> </p><p>Luttrell sees the first one, and takes the shot. They're engaged, and move through the woods, taking down targets. Deitzs is shot in the hand, then Axe in the shoulder. One jumps on Axe, who he fights off, and kills. The taliban opens up with a belt fed gun, right as Luttrell says left is good, it's not, they push right and stay low. Axe moves and is hit in the leg, Lutrell is hit in the back/butt area. They're taking random bullets, foot, arm, they keep falling back. They jump off a cliff and violently roll down a hill as they're spot was hit with an RPG. They gather themselves, and check themselves. Murphy is shot in the foot, Deitz takes another to the shoulder. Deitz falls and Luttrell drags him. They recoup in some rocks, Luttrell shoves mud in Deitz leg. Murphy packs mud in his stomach. Deitz starts to lose it. The taliban move in and they move down more and jump off another cliff, and another violent roll down, but Luttrell dropped Deitz above. He's shown staring at Shah. They discuss how they can get Deitz, and how they can take the taliban on flat ground. The locals are going though all of Deitzs pockets, curiously. The remaining SEALS resolve to go back up and get him. One of the taliban pulls the colors swatch Deitz was looking at earlier, crumples it and throws it away. Murphy says he's going to make the satellite call, and motions towards a wide open rock, which Luttrell protests against. Murphy gives Luttrell his extra mags, they talk, and he tells him he's never out of the fight. He starts to move right to the rock as Axe and Luttrell cover him. Murphy makes it to the rock, bullets flying around him, and he calls the base for air support. He's peppered with bullets as Deitz looks at the crumbled paper, Murphy stands and is shot in the back several times, and falls. Deitz stares at the paper and his eyes shut, Murphy slumps.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Why doesn't Deitz have a silencer?</p><p>-They're getting hit with 7.62 think it would do a bit more damage compared to their 556.</p><p>-Jesus, the terror these guys must've felt, just trying to survive.</p><p>-The tumbles down the mountains. All the sounds of the bullets whizzing and hitting off stuff, no wonder they were nominated for an academy award. Should've won. Damn.</p><p>-My god, the way they just go over Deitz... picking through his stuff.</p><p>-My God that was fucking emotional</p><p> </p><p>As the other team is about to head to help, they're grounded since there aren't apaches for cover. Axe and Luttrell regroup, and they discuss their situation. The attack continues. Kristensen in the chinook hears the apaches aren't coming and ask the pilots to get them on the ground. Axe and Luttrell are separated, but they see the chinooks and scream in happiness. Patton is about to be the first one out and he's overjoyed... When an RPG is launched, and hits the chinook, and it crashes. The second one pulls out without deploying help under heavy fire. They watch it leave and sink. Axe takes two more shots, is wheezing, and can't stand. He's surrounded and only has his pistol. He crawls to a tree, shooting until it locks back, he breathes a few final breaths, and watches a taliban shoot at him, until one gets him in the head. His head drops, then drops his pistol. Luttrell is looking for Axe, and tumbles down the mountain. He hides as the apaches check the area, but since they see no movement, and they are low on fuel, they head back to base. It fades to a sunset as Luttrell realizes he's on his own. He comes to, and starts to self asses. He pushes a compound fracture back into his shin. He then gets up and starts to walk. He finally comes across a creek and dives in. He comes up and there are men watching him, he threatens them with a grenade, but they seems friendly. When they hear shouting coming from the hills, the man gestures to help him. They pull him out and carry him to a village. Everyone is staring. In the house, the man shows him on a map where they are, while another man seems angry and is shouting. Luttrell pulls the grenade again, asking if he's taliban, they arguing back and forth. The second man leaves, and Lutrell gives him a map to take to the American base. A man sets out on foot. Men are going through the forrest looking for him; they arrive in the village and find Luttrell. They start to drag him to the same log used to cut a mans head off earlier...As he raises the machete to cut his head off, a gun fires and it's the man that helped aiming at the taliban. He says the American is his guest, and for them to leave. He asks if he will die for an American? Threatening him. He threatens they'll all be slaughtered, as the villagers with AKs watch them leave. He asks the boy for a knife, but the boy brings a goose. The man gets it for him. He uses it to get the shrapnel out of his leg, then passing out. They clean and clothe him.</p><p> </p><p>-I realize some of this is dramatized. BUT, my God. Just the unwillingness to give up.</p><p>-Walking with a compound fracture to your shin... That's got to be impossible, right?</p><p>-Again, the fear of being brought to that village, no one speaks english.</p><p>-My god, recognizing that log and the blood on it...</p><p>-Talk about tough as fuck, taking out that shrapnel with just the knife?</p><p> </p><p>The villagers are milling about and seem nervous. The taliban is showing in the woods gearing up, and the villagers wait. They wake him, bring him some water and food. As they talk, the attack begins, the room exploding. Luttrells letter has arrived to the base, and they send the calvary. Luttrell and the friend move, and they're separated, they find Luttrell, and the friend finds one of the leaders, struggles with him, and shoots him. Luttrell is getting beat, and choked, then the boy brings him the knife, which he uses to kill the guy. As the taliban begins to enter the town, the apaches, and AC130s show up, and drive them back. Ground forces move in, red smoke is popped, and they blackhawk lands. They search building to building, they find him and confirm it's him, and take him out. He wants the friend to come, but they don't let him. He thanks them, hugs the boy, and they go. We're basically back to the beginning of the movie, the voice over mentions multiple gunshot wounds. Wahlberg voice overs about brave men fighting and dying, building a reputation he has to uphold. But he died up on that mountain. That a part of him will be on that mountain that died with his brothers. But that part survived, and that no matter what, you're never out of the fight. His heartbeat starts, and it fades to black. Text appears: Dedicated to the men of Operation Red Wings, pictures of the real seal team, and the men who died, which we'll repeat after this.</p><p>TEXT:</p><p>The Afghan villagers who proctected Marcus did so out of duty to their 2,000 year old code of honor, known as (PASH-TUN-WALI) Pashtunwali.</p><p>It requires a tribe to undertake the responsibility fo safeguarding an individual against his enemies and protecting him at all costs</p><p>These brave men and women still thrive in the harsh mountains of Afghanistan and their fight against the taliban continues...</p><p> </p><p>It ends with a picture of Marcus Luttrell and Mohammad Gulab in 2010, laughing and huging.</p><p> </p><p>Fallen soldiers:</p><p>S-Chris J. Scherkenbach</p><p>C-Michael L. Russell</p><p>T-Stephen C. Reich</p><p>T-Marcus V. Muralles</p><p>S-Kip A. Jacoby</p><p>C-Corey J. Goodnature</p><p>T-Shamus O. Goare</p><p>T-Jeffrey S. Taylor</p><p>S-Michael M. McGreevy Jr</p><p>C-Jeffery A. Lucas</p><p>T-Erik S. Kristensen</p><p>T-Jacques J. Fontan</p><p>S-Danny P. Dietz</p><p>C-James Suh</p><p>T-Daniel R. Healy</p><p>T-Eric S. Patton</p><p>S-Matthew G. Axelson</p><p>C-Michael P. Murphy</p><p> </p><p>-It's kinda weird to think about the fear of the taliban now, seems so long ago.</p><p>-Again, I know dramatized, but I want to know more about the friend and boy, if they're real. Luttrell sees the first one, and takes the shot.</p><p> </p><p>WP: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Lone Survivor</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>NONE... remind people about the referral for $100</p><p>Interactions on FB/insta/twitter... Would anyone be interested in a twitter DM group or fb chat group?</p><p> </p><p><strong>Lone Survivor</strong></p><p>Based on the book by the same name by Marcus Luttrell</p><p>Directed by: Peter Berg (Also directed Colateral, with Tom Cruise, Battleship, Friday Night Lights, and Handcock)</p><p>Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Dan Bilzerian, Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsh, Ben Foster, Alexander Ludwig</p><p>Released December 25, 2013</p><p>Budget: $40M ($45.9M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $154.8M worldwide ($177.5M 2021), $125.1M Domestically, $29.7M Internationally</p><p>-Became the highest-grossing film among recent "post-9/11 war films"</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.5/10 Rotten Tomates 75%</p><p>Metacritic 60% Google Users 91%</p><p>It gathered a smattering of award nominations, including 2 academy award nods for Best Sound Editing, and Best Sound Mixing, but didn't win either. It did, however, win 2013 Las Vegas Film Critics Society Awards, for Best Action Film. It also won Critics' Choice Awards for Best Action Film and Mark Wahlberg won, Best Actor in an Action Movie.</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>Divers being pulled out of the water, asked questions. We watch men training, probably to become seals. Men working together, needing medical help, trainers training, some guys ringing the bell and leaving. Finally they're shown graduating, stating how they're brothers singing silent night. Based on a true story. A helicopter flies over a large basin, Mark Wahlbergs Marcus Luttrell bloody and being worked on. The black hawk lands at an air base, with a voice over about survival and pushing ourselves into dark corners. He speaks of fights as they work to revive him and a quick cut to three days earlier. Barracks living is shown, pictures, drawings, family, siblings, a picture of Ron Burgandy. Michael gets an email about a wedding present, a horse, so he goes to Luttrell for advice. After making sure the rest of the squad is up, a morning run. Axelson is messaging a woman, as the others run. Murphy wins by one second, a discussion of punishment and they decide to shave Dietzs head. Shane is anxious to go on an op. They're briefing about getting their targets, Shah, and waypoints named after beers. It flashes back and forth between briefing and the Afghans taking a man they think they helped Americans, and behead him. They finish the briefing with a lot of moving parts. The team is eating as Deitz tries to get help choosing a color with his wife/girlfriend. Patton enters into newbie intro: and does a hilarious dance routine. As they vote to push him through, he has to recite a SEAL shanty, as they are also shown preparing for the op. As he finishes, they're in the choppers heading towards the op.</p><p> </p><p>S: </p><p>-Right off the bat... I love the camaraderie with these guys. The whole head shaving thing, the back and forth, "You are Mike Murphy"... Thats history. Legend even.</p><p>-I like pacing of the story, already. It pulls you in, makes you feel part of the fun side and the "military" side.</p><p>-Love the SEAL shanty</p><p> </p><p>The SEALS deploy down the rope and take positons. They confirm comms check, and move out from Budweiser. They hit Miller. Corona. Heineken. They're on a mountaintop, setting position, and their last way point, malt liquor. As they settle in, their AC130 cover departs. They move to phase 2 of the op, move to another positon to dig in and see the village better. They settle in and ID their target. Rick James, Bitch. Though they don't have comms, Deitz is to fall back and make it work, they're too exposed to take the shot where they were. Luttrell and Murphy discuss the Arabic horse, again. Axe is taking photos, drawing of the village. They rest. As they rest, Deitz hears a bells, and goats moving near them. It wakes the others. Then the shepherds appear and move though them... eventually they step on Luttrell. They come out and take them. They find a radio on one of them. They don't have coms and they're struggling on what to do. They decide to use an unsecured-satellite phone as Murphy calls it a cursed OP. Patton answers the phone, and asks for the skipper, so he goes to get him. But they lose the connection before they can speak. Murphy suggest 3 options, let them go, tie them up and go, eliminate them. They argue that if they let them go, Shah will leave too, but Luttrell doesn't want to kill them. Axe argues that Shah killed 20 marines last week, and its their job to stop him. They argue and Murphy finally comes up with a plan that the OP is compromised, they're going to release them and head up the mountain to get comms. They release them, and one kids starts heading down in a hurry, they start to move to the mountain top. As they move, Luttrell keeps looking back. The boy is shown quickly moving down the mountain, while the SEALS are shown slowly climbing up. They get to a false summit, and still can't get comms. Axe tells them this is a bad spot. Kristensen calls his commanding officer, but doesn't receive help. Axe sees movement, and you can start to hear voices. They shoulder and search, but nothing concrete. Murphy goes too recon, and sees about 20 dudes on the ridge above him. Goes back and tells Axe he's about to get contacted. They prepare for a fight. Luttrell sees the first one, and takes the shot. </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Just their ragged breathing makes me nervous.</p><p>-They seem to have a lot of low/angled shots... keeps it grounded/real.</p><p>-I like the use of slow motion showing them going up the mountain and the kid running down.</p><p> </p><p>Luttrell sees the first one, and takes the shot. They're engaged, and move through the woods, taking down targets. Deitzs is shot in the hand, then Axe in the shoulder. One jumps on Axe, who he fights off, and kills. The taliban opens up with a belt fed gun, right as Luttrell says left is good, it's not, they push right and stay low. Axe moves and is hit in the leg, Lutrell is hit in the back/butt area. They're taking random bullets, foot, arm, they keep falling back. They jump off a cliff and violently roll down a hill as they're spot was hit with an RPG. They gather themselves, and check themselves. Murphy is shot in the foot, Deitz takes another to the shoulder. Deitz falls and Luttrell drags him. They recoup in some rocks, Luttrell shoves mud in Deitz leg. Murphy packs mud in his stomach. Deitz starts to lose it. The taliban move in and they move down more and jump off another cliff, and another violent roll down, but Luttrell dropped Deitz above. He's shown staring at Shah. They discuss how they can get Deitz, and how they can take the taliban on flat ground. The locals are going though all of Deitzs pockets, curiously. The remaining SEALS resolve to go back up and get him. One of the taliban pulls the colors swatch Deitz was looking at earlier, crumples it and throws it away. Murphy says he's going to make the satellite call, and motions towards a wide open rock, which Luttrell protests against. Murphy gives Luttrell his extra mags, they talk, and he tells him he's never out of the fight. He starts to move right to the rock as Axe and Luttrell cover him. Murphy makes it to the rock, bullets flying around him, and he calls the base for air support. He's peppered with bullets as Deitz looks at the crumbled paper, Murphy stands and is shot in the back several times, and falls. Deitz stares at the paper and his eyes shut, Murphy slumps.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Why doesn't Deitz have a silencer?</p><p>-They're getting hit with 7.62 think it would do a bit more damage compared to their 556.</p><p>-Jesus, the terror these guys must've felt, just trying to survive.</p><p>-The tumbles down the mountains. All the sounds of the bullets whizzing and hitting off stuff, no wonder they were nominated for an academy award. Should've won. Damn.</p><p>-My god, the way they just go over Deitz... picking through his stuff.</p><p>-My God that was fucking emotional</p><p> </p><p>As the other team is about to head to help, they're grounded since there aren't apaches for cover. Axe and Luttrell regroup, and they discuss their situation. The attack continues. Kristensen in the chinook hears the apaches aren't coming and ask the pilots to get them on the ground. Axe and Luttrell are separated, but they see the chinooks and scream in happiness. Patton is about to be the first one out and he's overjoyed... When an RPG is launched, and hits the chinook, and it crashes. The second one pulls out without deploying help under heavy fire. They watch it leave and sink. Axe takes two more shots, is wheezing, and can't stand. He's surrounded and only has his pistol. He crawls to a tree, shooting until it locks back, he breathes a few final breaths, and watches a taliban shoot at him, until one gets him in the head. His head drops, then drops his pistol. Luttrell is looking for Axe, and tumbles down the mountain. He hides as the apaches check the area, but since they see no movement, and they are low on fuel, they head back to base. It fades to a sunset as Luttrell realizes he's on his own. He comes to, and starts to self asses. He pushes a compound fracture back into his shin. He then gets up and starts to walk. He finally comes across a creek and dives in. He comes up and there are men watching him, he threatens them with a grenade, but they seems friendly. When they hear shouting coming from the hills, the man gestures to help him. They pull him out and carry him to a village. Everyone is staring. In the house, the man shows him on a map where they are, while another man seems angry and is shouting. Luttrell pulls the grenade again, asking if he's taliban, they arguing back and forth. The second man leaves, and Lutrell gives him a map to take to the American base. A man sets out on foot. Men are going through the forrest looking for him; they arrive in the village and find Luttrell. They start to drag him to the same log used to cut a mans head off earlier...As he raises the machete to cut his head off, a gun fires and it's the man that helped aiming at the taliban. He says the American is his guest, and for them to leave. He asks if he will die for an American? Threatening him. He threatens they'll all be slaughtered, as the villagers with AKs watch them leave. He asks the boy for a knife, but the boy brings a goose. The man gets it for him. He uses it to get the shrapnel out of his leg, then passing out. They clean and clothe him.</p><p> </p><p>-I realize some of this is dramatized. BUT, my God. Just the unwillingness to give up.</p><p>-Walking with a compound fracture to your shin... That's got to be impossible, right?</p><p>-Again, the fear of being brought to that village, no one speaks english.</p><p>-My god, recognizing that log and the blood on it...</p><p>-Talk about tough as fuck, taking out that shrapnel with just the knife?</p><p> </p><p>The villagers are milling about and seem nervous. The taliban is showing in the woods gearing up, and the villagers wait. They wake him, bring him some water and food. As they talk, the attack begins, the room exploding. Luttrells letter has arrived to the base, and they send the calvary. Luttrell and the friend move, and they're separated, they find Luttrell, and the friend finds one of the leaders, struggles with him, and shoots him. Luttrell is getting beat, and choked, then the boy brings him the knife, which he uses to kill the guy. As the taliban begins to enter the town, the apaches, and AC130s show up, and drive them back. Ground forces move in, red smoke is popped, and they blackhawk lands. They search building to building, they find him and confirm it's him, and take him out. He wants the friend to come, but they don't let him. He thanks them, hugs the boy, and they go. We're basically back to the beginning of the movie, the voice over mentions multiple gunshot wounds. Wahlberg voice overs about brave men fighting and dying, building a reputation he has to uphold. But he died up on that mountain. That a part of him will be on that mountain that died with his brothers. But that part survived, and that no matter what, you're never out of the fight. His heartbeat starts, and it fades to black. Text appears: Dedicated to the men of Operation Red Wings, pictures of the real seal team, and the men who died, which we'll repeat after this.</p><p>TEXT:</p><p>The Afghan villagers who proctected Marcus did so out of duty to their 2,000 year old code of honor, known as (PASH-TUN-WALI) Pashtunwali.</p><p>It requires a tribe to undertake the responsibility fo safeguarding an individual against his enemies and protecting him at all costs</p><p>These brave men and women still thrive in the harsh mountains of Afghanistan and their fight against the taliban continues...</p><p> </p><p>It ends with a picture of Marcus Luttrell and Mohammad Gulab in 2010, laughing and huging.</p><p> </p><p>Fallen soldiers:</p><p>S-Chris J. Scherkenbach</p><p>C-Michael L. Russell</p><p>T-Stephen C. Reich</p><p>T-Marcus V. Muralles</p><p>S-Kip A. Jacoby</p><p>C-Corey J. Goodnature</p><p>T-Shamus O. Goare</p><p>T-Jeffrey S. Taylor</p><p>S-Michael M. McGreevy Jr</p><p>C-Jeffery A. Lucas</p><p>T-Erik S. Kristensen</p><p>T-Jacques J. Fontan</p><p>S-Danny P. Dietz</p><p>C-James Suh</p><p>T-Daniel R. Healy</p><p>T-Eric S. Patton</p><p>S-Matthew G. Axelson</p><p>C-Michael P. Murphy</p><p> </p><p>-It's kinda weird to think about the fear of the taliban now, seems so long ago.</p><p>-Again, I know dramatized, but I want to know more about the friend and boy, if they're real. Luttrell sees the first one, and takes the shot.</p><p> </p><p>WP: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Lone Survivor. On this Memorial Day edition of The Guys Review, we try and honor those who aren&apos;t with us, because they made the ultimate sacrifice, we review Lone Survivor. The true story of Marcus Luttrell and the rest of his SEAL team during Operation Red Wings that goes catastrophically awry, and his struggle to survive against the odds. Join us to honor them as The Guys Review.... Lone Survivor. 

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      <title>Bloodsport</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Bloodsport</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>NONE... remind people about the referral for $100</p><p>Interactions on FB/insta/twitter... Would anyone be interested in a twitter DM group or fb chat group?</p><p><strong>Bloodsport</strong></p><p>Directed by: Newt Arnold (only directed 2 other films, Blood Thurst 1971, Hands of a Stranger, 1962, everything else he was second unit director)</p><p>Starring: Jean Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres, Norman Burton, Forest Whitaker, and Bolo Yeung</p><p>Released February 26, 1988</p><p>Budget: $1.5M ($3.4M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $50M ($112.9M 2021),</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.8/10 Rotten Tomates 40%</p><p>Metacritic 29% Google Users 90%</p><p> </p><p>While not nominated for any awards, Van Damme was nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award for Worst New Star, but "lost" to Ronald McDonald in <i>Mac and Me</i>.</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open in an asian city scape. There is a ring that is being built and overseen. A few guys are seen training and fighting. Donald Gibb is shown training and someone tells him he could get killed if he goes to this Ku-Ma-Tae, to which he replies, "Only if you fuck up..." JCVD is shown training, and is told that the colonel wants to talk to him. He tells him he has to take a shower first. Which he uses as an excuse to bail. The Lt goes to tell the Colonel that he can't find him, and the poorly dubbed over colonel yells at him to find Dux (Dukes). Dux is shown visiting someone... There seems to be a flashback of kids breaking in to a house, peer pressuring Frank to participate, when someone comes home they bail, leaving Frank. It flashes back and forth to Dux getting kicked by a kid, looking at the sword and the man explaining, in a terrible asian accent, about the katana. We see the man explaining to Franks parents why he needs martial arts. The boys are shown sparring and Frank wants to keep fighting, but the boy doesn't, even calls him "round eye". Frank then saves the boy from getting bullied. Dux is seen talking to the man again, he seems to be mourning his son. He tries to convince him to continue training, and he explains why he can't because of the death of his first family in Nagasaki, and now his second son. Dux explains that he's worthy of being trained. Cut to Dukes being thrown around a ton. Training montage. Serving tea, blindfolded, and stops a back chop. He's shown to be tied up and stretched out, in pain (?)... until he zens out and pulls the contraption down. Silent acceptance given. Dux is kneeling and the man approaches with the katana, and gives it to him, as he lays his hand on his shoulder in approval...</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Classic 80's movie, starting off with a montage.</p><p>-That first real line of "only if you fuck up" is super 80's</p><p>-If he's in the army... Is it American or French?</p><p>-Dudes acting is SO wooden... Jesus</p><p>-The acting... is so bad. So is the overdubbing.</p><p> </p><p>A dreamy transition to Dux entering Mr. Tanakas room and explains he's going to hong kong to honor him. Dux is on a bus in hong kong, when Jackson gets on and badly hits on a woman. A woman in a bar is lookin for information about the Kumate. Dux and Jackson fight each other in a video game and share some respect. Back at the Tanakas house, two agent looking men are looking for Dux. He and Jackson check into a hotel and meet Victor, their guide to Hong Kong. He takes them to the walled city. They walk down a REALLY LONG corridor, REALLY showing how crappy this city is and are allowed to enter the temple, which is what we saw in the opening of the movie. Men are practicing, and others are taking notes. When they give their paperwork, they question Duxs qualifications... Everyone gathers to watch the death touch. He breaks the bottom brick, as asked, and is allowed in, but also threatened by a fighter, "brick not hit back." The agents are in hong kong, still looking for Frank. They make arrangements with the Chinese inspector Chin to help find him.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-The guy says he feels old...and he looks the exact same from the flash backs to in the bed.</p><p>-"Ok USA" guy... what the hell</p><p>-The dialog is so fucking boring and predictable.</p><p>-This is every "action" movie ever made</p><p> </p><p>The woman who was looking for info earlier is being aggressively hit on by some, what appear to be, asian/middle eastern men, when one is about to hit her, Dux stops him. Instead of fighting, he makes a bet about grabbing a coin out of his hand before he can close it. Frank wins the bet, he and the woman go for a walk. She reveals she's a reporter, and explains she wants to know more about the kumate. Frank is shown training, doing the splits between chairs, in his room, Jackson comes is confused, but talks to him anyway. They go to the kumate. They explain the rules and how the kumate works. Dux has a stare-down, and the tournament begins. Victor tells them the only way to win is knock out, submission, or throw them off the ring. The men fight and when blood is shown, Jackson tells him, "thats why they call this bloodsport." Jackson fights next. He gets kicked in the face, and takes the guy out in one hit. Chong Li is called and everyone chants his name, as he's the reigning champion. The match starts, and he easily defeats the opponent, setting a new world record, 14 seconds. Dux turn comes and he's fighting the same guy who tried to hit the reporter, and tells him, "now I show you some trick or two." They fight and he defeats him even quicker than the previous fight, although he's faking and attacks again as Dux walks away. The time is displayed at 12 seconds, a new world record. Jackson excitedly shouts, "His first fight in a kumate and he broke the fucking world record." Another montage of fights, some of the guys we saw earlier on, like the guy crowing on all fours.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-Jackson is the best part of the movie</p><p>-The fights are so badly choreographed, and just fake.</p><p>-Everyone has stupidly overinflated pecs.</p><p>-The slow mo is terrible, you can see how far they're missing.</p><p> </p><p>The agents are eating and inspector Chin tells them where they can find Dux, who they find. They threaten to shock Dux, and Jackson tackles them, letting Dux escape. Now a chasing montage through the streets and water, which the agents fall in. Dux and the reporter, Janice, are having a romantic dinner; she wants access to the kumate, and she kinda black mails him dropping that the agents, Helmer and Rollins, are asking all over Hong Kong about him... and although she wants to get to the kumate, she really wants to, "get to know him since they have all night." Gratuitous ass shot of Dux, with sappy 80's sit com moral lesson music, as they say good bye, and he tells her he can't help get her in the kumate. He arrives and finds Janice already they're all dressed up, "undercover." The fights start, mui tai guy wins, Dux wins. Li looks unstoppable. He sadistically breaks his opponents leg. Dux and Li defeat another opponent. The on all fours dude loses to the big dude, who Dux fights next, and defeats with the splits and upper cut to the crotch. Jackson goes against Li, which he celebrates winning too soon, Li ends up defeating him, making you think he killed Jackson; taunting Dux with his headband. At the hospital, Jackson is alive, Dux and Janice argue, and Victor tries to refocus him. Janice goes to the inspector... Frank has a very emotional bus ride about letting a friend down, having visions of Li, and Tanaka.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-"I aint your pal, dickface."</p><p>-The dialog and music is so fucking terrible</p><p>-Again, the fight choreography is terrible..</p><p>-Learned the agents names when JCVD has dinner with the reporter.</p><p>-At the hospital is the first time i remember hearing the reporter/Janices name</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Dux is heading to the final day when agents, inspector, and some cops try and stop him, which they don't. He shows up late, and somehow the agents and reporter get in with no issues. Dux starts against Mui Tai guy, they trade blows, probably his hardest fight yet and wins. Li kills his opponent... Everyone turns their back, and he threatens Dux, "you are next"... It's called for Dux and Li to fight; they're in shorts now, Dux also isn't wearing his ghe. Li has something put in his waistband. He tells Dux, "you break my record, now I break you, like your friend" pointing to Jacksons headband. The fight begins, and they trade blows. Even the agents are in for Dux; when Li takes the tablet out of his pocket, crushes it and throws it in Duxs eyes; blinding him. Li gets the upper hand and is toying with Dux. He screams... and finds his zen to dramatic synth music. Catches Lis hand, kicks and throws him. He comes back, kicking Li and submitting him, taking back Jacksons headband. He is shown receiving a katana, which he dedicates to Tanaka. Jackson is shown back to his old self, drinking beer in the hospital. They have a bonding moment, Dux tells him he loves him, and kisses him; Jackson says "me too." Agents are waiting on him, but he's already on the plane. Dux sees Janice, they salute each other and freeze frame to music and text:</p><p> </p><p>"End Credits: This motion picture is based upon true events in the life of Frank W. Dux. From 1975 to 1980 Frank W. Dux fought 329 matches. He retired undefeated as the World Heavy Weight Full Contact Kumite Champion. Mr. Dux still holds four world records: Fastest Knockout - 3.2 seconds Fastest Punch with a Knockout - .42 seconds Fastest Kick with a Knockout - 72 mph Most Consecutive Knockouts in a Single Tournament - 56 Subsequently Mr. Dux founded the first American Ninjitsu System. Dux-Ryu.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-Those agents gave up pretty quickly.</p><p>-The hitting sound effects... Like a whip</p><p>-Janice said she didn't want to watch Dux fight, maybe die... But then she's there anyway?</p><p>-Is it weird Li looks like he screams, but no sound. His only line is so bad/fake/voice over</p><p>-If you're going to cheat, why not put whatever it is down your own pants?</p><p>-That "blind" acting... award winning.</p><p>-How many spinning jump kicks before you get stopped...?</p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Tucker, Trey, Stephen)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Bloodsport</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>NONE... remind people about the referral for $100</p><p>Interactions on FB/insta/twitter... Would anyone be interested in a twitter DM group or fb chat group?</p><p><strong>Bloodsport</strong></p><p>Directed by: Newt Arnold (only directed 2 other films, Blood Thurst 1971, Hands of a Stranger, 1962, everything else he was second unit director)</p><p>Starring: Jean Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres, Norman Burton, Forest Whitaker, and Bolo Yeung</p><p>Released February 26, 1988</p><p>Budget: $1.5M ($3.4M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $50M ($112.9M 2021),</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.8/10 Rotten Tomates 40%</p><p>Metacritic 29% Google Users 90%</p><p> </p><p>While not nominated for any awards, Van Damme was nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award for Worst New Star, but "lost" to Ronald McDonald in <i>Mac and Me</i>.</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open in an asian city scape. There is a ring that is being built and overseen. A few guys are seen training and fighting. Donald Gibb is shown training and someone tells him he could get killed if he goes to this Ku-Ma-Tae, to which he replies, "Only if you fuck up..." JCVD is shown training, and is told that the colonel wants to talk to him. He tells him he has to take a shower first. Which he uses as an excuse to bail. The Lt goes to tell the Colonel that he can't find him, and the poorly dubbed over colonel yells at him to find Dux (Dukes). Dux is shown visiting someone... There seems to be a flashback of kids breaking in to a house, peer pressuring Frank to participate, when someone comes home they bail, leaving Frank. It flashes back and forth to Dux getting kicked by a kid, looking at the sword and the man explaining, in a terrible asian accent, about the katana. We see the man explaining to Franks parents why he needs martial arts. The boys are shown sparring and Frank wants to keep fighting, but the boy doesn't, even calls him "round eye". Frank then saves the boy from getting bullied. Dux is seen talking to the man again, he seems to be mourning his son. He tries to convince him to continue training, and he explains why he can't because of the death of his first family in Nagasaki, and now his second son. Dux explains that he's worthy of being trained. Cut to Dukes being thrown around a ton. Training montage. Serving tea, blindfolded, and stops a back chop. He's shown to be tied up and stretched out, in pain (?)... until he zens out and pulls the contraption down. Silent acceptance given. Dux is kneeling and the man approaches with the katana, and gives it to him, as he lays his hand on his shoulder in approval...</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Classic 80's movie, starting off with a montage.</p><p>-That first real line of "only if you fuck up" is super 80's</p><p>-If he's in the army... Is it American or French?</p><p>-Dudes acting is SO wooden... Jesus</p><p>-The acting... is so bad. So is the overdubbing.</p><p> </p><p>A dreamy transition to Dux entering Mr. Tanakas room and explains he's going to hong kong to honor him. Dux is on a bus in hong kong, when Jackson gets on and badly hits on a woman. A woman in a bar is lookin for information about the Kumate. Dux and Jackson fight each other in a video game and share some respect. Back at the Tanakas house, two agent looking men are looking for Dux. He and Jackson check into a hotel and meet Victor, their guide to Hong Kong. He takes them to the walled city. They walk down a REALLY LONG corridor, REALLY showing how crappy this city is and are allowed to enter the temple, which is what we saw in the opening of the movie. Men are practicing, and others are taking notes. When they give their paperwork, they question Duxs qualifications... Everyone gathers to watch the death touch. He breaks the bottom brick, as asked, and is allowed in, but also threatened by a fighter, "brick not hit back." The agents are in hong kong, still looking for Frank. They make arrangements with the Chinese inspector Chin to help find him.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-The guy says he feels old...and he looks the exact same from the flash backs to in the bed.</p><p>-"Ok USA" guy... what the hell</p><p>-The dialog is so fucking boring and predictable.</p><p>-This is every "action" movie ever made</p><p> </p><p>The woman who was looking for info earlier is being aggressively hit on by some, what appear to be, asian/middle eastern men, when one is about to hit her, Dux stops him. Instead of fighting, he makes a bet about grabbing a coin out of his hand before he can close it. Frank wins the bet, he and the woman go for a walk. She reveals she's a reporter, and explains she wants to know more about the kumate. Frank is shown training, doing the splits between chairs, in his room, Jackson comes is confused, but talks to him anyway. They go to the kumate. They explain the rules and how the kumate works. Dux has a stare-down, and the tournament begins. Victor tells them the only way to win is knock out, submission, or throw them off the ring. The men fight and when blood is shown, Jackson tells him, "thats why they call this bloodsport." Jackson fights next. He gets kicked in the face, and takes the guy out in one hit. Chong Li is called and everyone chants his name, as he's the reigning champion. The match starts, and he easily defeats the opponent, setting a new world record, 14 seconds. Dux turn comes and he's fighting the same guy who tried to hit the reporter, and tells him, "now I show you some trick or two." They fight and he defeats him even quicker than the previous fight, although he's faking and attacks again as Dux walks away. The time is displayed at 12 seconds, a new world record. Jackson excitedly shouts, "His first fight in a kumate and he broke the fucking world record." Another montage of fights, some of the guys we saw earlier on, like the guy crowing on all fours.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-Jackson is the best part of the movie</p><p>-The fights are so badly choreographed, and just fake.</p><p>-Everyone has stupidly overinflated pecs.</p><p>-The slow mo is terrible, you can see how far they're missing.</p><p> </p><p>The agents are eating and inspector Chin tells them where they can find Dux, who they find. They threaten to shock Dux, and Jackson tackles them, letting Dux escape. Now a chasing montage through the streets and water, which the agents fall in. Dux and the reporter, Janice, are having a romantic dinner; she wants access to the kumate, and she kinda black mails him dropping that the agents, Helmer and Rollins, are asking all over Hong Kong about him... and although she wants to get to the kumate, she really wants to, "get to know him since they have all night." Gratuitous ass shot of Dux, with sappy 80's sit com moral lesson music, as they say good bye, and he tells her he can't help get her in the kumate. He arrives and finds Janice already they're all dressed up, "undercover." The fights start, mui tai guy wins, Dux wins. Li looks unstoppable. He sadistically breaks his opponents leg. Dux and Li defeat another opponent. The on all fours dude loses to the big dude, who Dux fights next, and defeats with the splits and upper cut to the crotch. Jackson goes against Li, which he celebrates winning too soon, Li ends up defeating him, making you think he killed Jackson; taunting Dux with his headband. At the hospital, Jackson is alive, Dux and Janice argue, and Victor tries to refocus him. Janice goes to the inspector... Frank has a very emotional bus ride about letting a friend down, having visions of Li, and Tanaka.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-"I aint your pal, dickface."</p><p>-The dialog and music is so fucking terrible</p><p>-Again, the fight choreography is terrible..</p><p>-Learned the agents names when JCVD has dinner with the reporter.</p><p>-At the hospital is the first time i remember hearing the reporter/Janices name</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Dux is heading to the final day when agents, inspector, and some cops try and stop him, which they don't. He shows up late, and somehow the agents and reporter get in with no issues. Dux starts against Mui Tai guy, they trade blows, probably his hardest fight yet and wins. Li kills his opponent... Everyone turns their back, and he threatens Dux, "you are next"... It's called for Dux and Li to fight; they're in shorts now, Dux also isn't wearing his ghe. Li has something put in his waistband. He tells Dux, "you break my record, now I break you, like your friend" pointing to Jacksons headband. The fight begins, and they trade blows. Even the agents are in for Dux; when Li takes the tablet out of his pocket, crushes it and throws it in Duxs eyes; blinding him. Li gets the upper hand and is toying with Dux. He screams... and finds his zen to dramatic synth music. Catches Lis hand, kicks and throws him. He comes back, kicking Li and submitting him, taking back Jacksons headband. He is shown receiving a katana, which he dedicates to Tanaka. Jackson is shown back to his old self, drinking beer in the hospital. They have a bonding moment, Dux tells him he loves him, and kisses him; Jackson says "me too." Agents are waiting on him, but he's already on the plane. Dux sees Janice, they salute each other and freeze frame to music and text:</p><p> </p><p>"End Credits: This motion picture is based upon true events in the life of Frank W. Dux. From 1975 to 1980 Frank W. Dux fought 329 matches. He retired undefeated as the World Heavy Weight Full Contact Kumite Champion. Mr. Dux still holds four world records: Fastest Knockout - 3.2 seconds Fastest Punch with a Knockout - .42 seconds Fastest Kick with a Knockout - 72 mph Most Consecutive Knockouts in a Single Tournament - 56 Subsequently Mr. Dux founded the first American Ninjitsu System. Dux-Ryu.</p><p> </p><p>S</p><p>-Those agents gave up pretty quickly.</p><p>-The hitting sound effects... Like a whip</p><p>-Janice said she didn't want to watch Dux fight, maybe die... But then she's there anyway?</p><p>-Is it weird Li looks like he screams, but no sound. His only line is so bad/fake/voice over</p><p>-If you're going to cheat, why not put whatever it is down your own pants?</p><p>-That "blind" acting... award winning.</p><p>-How many spinning jump kicks before you get stopped...?</p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Warrior</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>NONE... remind people about the referral for $100</p><p>Interactions on FB/insta/twitter... Would anyone be interested in a twitter DM group or fb chat group?</p><p>Justin Trollinger, college buddy, wants us to do Hackers. that, or I want to do Citizen X about Andrei Chikatilo.</p><p><strong>Warrior</strong></p><p>Directed by: Gavin O'Connor</p><p>Starring: Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo and kevin Dunn</p><p>Released September 9, 2011</p><p>Budget: $25M ($29.4M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $13.7M Domestic ($16.1M 2021), $9.6M Internationally ($11.3M today), Total: $23.3M ($27.4M in 2021)</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.2/10 Rotten Tomates 83%</p><p>Metacritic 71% Google Users 89%</p><p>While critically successful, it didn't do well in the box office. Nick Nolte received an academy award nomination for best supporting actor, but didn't win. He was also nominated for a SAG, Critics Choice, and a Satellite Award (which is the International Press Corps award), and didn't win any of them. Lost most of them to Christopher Plummer, who was in the movie, "Beginners." The movie was also nominated for MTV movie award for best fight, which it also didn't win.</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Film opens with sights of blue collar, industrial town. Nick Noltes Paddy Conlon is listening to Moby Dick on tape in his car. He parks and finds his son, Tom Hardys Tommy, sitting on his steps. They exchange some words, and it's obviously been a while since the two have seen each other, Tommy offers a bottle of Jameson, and Paddy explains he doesn't drink anymore. Tommy looks at old photos, and tries to convince Paddy to have a drink, which he refuses. He keeps looking at photos and jabbing about how Paddy used to be. Paddy recounts a PI following Tommy and his mom leaving, that she died of cancer, and Tommy was in the military. Tommy adds in details about how his mom died. Paddy apologizes, which Tommy sarcastically thanks, before saying, "I think I liked you more as a drunk" and passes out. We switch to a much happier child's birthday party. Joel Edgertons' Brendan Conlon getting his face painted, kids opening presents, and he talks with his wife as she's going to work, and he's working out. It cuts back to Tommy going into a gym, while a worker there is watching a show about the SPARTA competition, and he signs up for a membership. Brendan is shown to be a physics teacher, teaching Newtons 3 laws. Back at the gym, tommy works a bag. He volunteers to fight a guy in the ring, and beats the shit out him quickly, to everyones surprise. Brendan is in a bank, and he's upside down on a mortgage, and that his daughter has a heart condition. He's told he has 90 days to get out of his house and that bankruptcy is an option or foreclosure.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Having never seen this film, I'm calling the foreshadowing of Paddy listening to Moby Dick and specifically the passage of being on the look out for a white whale.</p><p>-I feel Tom Hardy always plays these kind of brooding, underdog that no one expects to do well roles, even in Bane from batman.</p><p>-Fight scene is brutal, but realistic</p><p>Paddy is watching old film of Tommy wresting, it mentions he's won 6 junior olympic titles, and wins a 7th. Colton from the gym shows up to the house and wants to find and know more about him. Which Paddy tells him he needs to ask Tommy. Brendan is shown to be driving and lies to his wife about going to an open mic, but is going to a fight. After a little back and forth, Brendan ends up winning. He's shown coming home with the sun coming up, and admitting to his wife he hasn't been bouncing, but fighting. They argue, but resolve it quickly, because Brendan wants to keep the house. Next, Tommy meets Paddy at a diner, he tells Paddy hes going to start fighting, and about the Sparta competition, and he wants Paddy to be his trainer, but makes it VERY clear he doesn't want ANYTHING else to do with him. So Paddy tells him to give up his pills, that he has to change his diet, and he's bunking up at the house, which Tommy agrees to. Brendan back in school, the students are talking about someone seeing him fighting, and ask him about it. Before he can answer, he's called to the principals office. He explains that he needs the money. The Principal says the system wont tolerate someone fighting at titty club parking lots, and that he's going to tell the superintendent it wont happen again. Brendan is then shown working on one of the kids toys, and his wife, Tess, tells him that the school is going to review his case at the end of the semester, but until then, he's suspended without pay. The principal gave them an attorney's number, saying it's unprecedented, and he'll be back. He explains there are pop fights all over, he can make more in 2 hours fighting than a month bouncing.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Jennifer Morrison is HOT. and there's no way that argument ends like that, that fast.</p><p>-Why is it any of the fucking schools business what he does outside of business hours?</p><p>Paddy is shown going up the stairs singing an annoying song, bringing Tommy coffee. Paddy asks him about what happened when he left, to fill out a chart of his wresting, which he doesn't do and tells him he can get his own coffee. In Iraq, there are some army guys watching a youtube clip of Tommy fighting, one of them recognizes Tommy and he takes off running. He goes into the barracks asking to see "the tape." They hit play and its some sort of fire fight at night, the soldier pauses the tape and says 'Thats him.' Brendan walks into a gym, and a coach sees him, and comes to greet him. They catch up, and he apologizes for not calling. Brendan asks Frank to train him. Frank tells him he doesn't listen. Frank asks if Tess knows, which he says she does. Frank agrees and Brendan goes to get his training gear. Brendan gets home and Paddy was waiting on him, he doesn't seem happy to see him. He's been a 1000 days sober; but Brendan rejects his apology. They argue back and forth, and it seems there's an incident that occurred specifically. Paddy tells him Tommy is in Pittsburg, which changes Brendans attitude. Paddy tells him they're training together, which Brendan is surprised by. He asked if Tommy wanted to see him, which he says he doesn't talk much. Brendan fells rejected, and they continue to spar, and Paddy asks him to forgive him, which he does, but he doesn't trust him. Brendan walks in and shuts the door on Paddy. Tommy walks into the gym, and Colton tells him hes in the SPARTA contest.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Joel Edgerton was born in 1974, and in 2011 was 37 years old. That is NOT the age to get back into literal fighting shape.</p><p>-Who has been in a REAL fight, punched in the face fight. Tucker doesn't count bc he chose to be a cop.</p><p>-Frank Grillo changed a WHOLE bunch between 2011 and 2014 for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Bulked up.</p><p>Flashing to El Paso, Texas, the phone rings and a woman answers, Tommy talks to her, tells her he's trying to help like he promised to Manny, and we see a photo of Tommy and Manny together in military fatigues. It fads to Tommy training, then a montage of Tommy and Brendan training, while sports casters talk about the Sparta tournament. They also talk about Kolba coming to America for the first time, an unbeatable Russian. Brendan is still fighting, Franks leading contender is shown to be hurt. Brendan asks Frank to let him go to the tournament. Which he eventually agrees to. He calls Brendan the next day and that he's going to the tournament, which Tess is angry about because he changed the deal they made. We're at the Sparta event and the guy who started the whole thing says he wants to know who the toughest guy on the planet is. Tommy sees Brendan, then Brendan sees Tommy... neither approaches the other. Tommy leaves with Paddy following him. In Paddys hotel room, he continues to listen to Moby Dick, while watching a report on tv about Tommy rescuing some military guys, who thanks him for saving his life. Tommy leaves to take a walk, as the tv shows the video seen earlier. Brendan meets Tommy on a beach; Brendan tries to connect, but Tommy is very cut off. Brendan shows him his family, and Tommy says he doesn't know them, that he doesn't know Brendan. Tommy has written him off since Brendan stayed with his dad. Brendan wants to reconnect, and Tommy doesn't want to. They argue back and forth, Tommy tells him he's full of shit and it ends. The students ask the principal to use the auditorium to watch the Sparta match, which he won't allow. The tournament starts, and Tommy will start. The people in his gym are cheering him on. Brendan continues to train, Frank watches. Tommys first fight starts, and knocks him out VERY quickly. Tommy very quickly exits. Brendan is next, and he seems nervous. Frank assures him. The commentators aren't fans, and Paddy wishes him luck as he walks out to Beethoven, a theme with Franks training. The fight starts, Paddy and the principal are watching. He gets a choke on Brendan, but it gets released due to the end of the round. Frank coaches him up, and they go for round 2. Tess nervously doesn't watch. They go back and forth, Brendan gets him in a arm lock and he taps. Everyone celebrates. Tess celebrates the "I Won" text.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Awesome that Frank drives an old Bronco... Sweet</p><p>-The part of Moby Dick he's listening to Ahab getting ready to face Moby Dick</p><p>-I've never been in that situation, but I feel that Tommy was a bit of a dick to Brendan; he chose to stay and make a life with a woman he loved. It was tommy's choice to not call or reach out... It seems he would've reciprocated, or been there. Tommy seems butthurt Brendan didn't come.</p><p>-J.J. Riley, Sparta founder, is played by the Director, Gavin O'Connor</p><p>-Guy suplexes Brendan, don't see that in mma.</p><p>As they recoup, they watch Koba destroy a guy with a powerbomb, and beat him. Brendan goes again, Paddy wishes him luck again. Brendan sets another arm bar, and taps his second fight. Tommy comes out next. He beats the guy senseless, and just walks out again. Tommy is playing slots and Paddy joins him. he tells him hes proud of him for helping the soldier. Tommy tells him he was deserting his unit when he found them. That's way he goes by his mothers maiden name. Paddy tries to get out of Tommy what happened, but Tommy doesn't bite, turns it back on Paddy. He tells him he has no use for him. He throws a cup of coins at him and Paddy leaves. The next day, there are empty bottles around the room, Paddy is yelling about stopping the ship when Tommy opens the door, Paddy with a Jameson bottle in his hand. Tommy comforts him, probably finally feeling sorry for him, that he drove him to it. Paddy tells him he always loved him and Brendan. Back at the arena, the crowd chants Tommys name, and Paddy isn't with him. The marines sing the Marine Corps Hymn, and Tommy is fighting the same guy he beat the first time at the gym, Mad Dog. He throws one big punch, Tommy ducks and takes him to the ground and pounds him. The highschool students have gotten a drive in theatre to show the fights, and the principal joins them. Brendan enters the ring, and Tess there to watch. He's fighting Koba. Koba starts working him, and they trade blows. Round 2. Koba is throwing him around and pounding him. Round ends. Frank coaches him, reminds him why he's fighting, for his home. Round 3, they start trading blows, and he suplexed Koba. Back and forth. He gets Koba in a knee bar and after a few tense seconds, Koba taps. The place erupts with celebration. Fade to black.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Kurt Angle playing Koba and doing the power bomb, come on.</p><p>-The "symbology" of Paddy telling Ahab to stop the ship, that he's on a collision course with Moby Dick, like Tommy and Brendan.</p><p>-Kurt Angle isn't as big as he was in his WCW/WWF days.</p><p>-All the throwing is just not realistic...</p><p>CNN breaks the news of who Tommy really is. An interview with the woman he spoke with earlier gave an interview about what happened. Tommy is under guard and will be taken into custody AFTER the final fight. He said that if he wins, all the money will go to the widow. It's revealed Tommy and Brendan are brothers. Brendan says he's going to fight Tommy. Brendan arrives at the ring, to a very somber soundtrack. Tommy arrives with the same. They eye each other in the ring... Brendan asks where Paddy is before the fight starts. Tommy goes in hard, and Brendan is obviously more technical. Tommy pounds on him and round ends. Again, Frank coaches and they're back at it. Round 2. They trade blows and throws, end of round. Round 3. Tommy seems to just beat and beat on Brendan, when he catches him in an arm lock, and Tommy doesn't tap. Sounds like he breaks his arm or shoulder... but then they break it up for the end of round 3 and no one calls it. Frank doesn't let Brendan tell the ref, tells him to get the other one. Round 4. Brendan doesn't want to fight him, Tommy fights with one arm as Paddy arrives. Brendan tries to talk him out of it, and then starts hitting him. End of round. Brendan sees Paddy with a knowing glance. Tommy cries in his corner. Start of round 5.. .they dance around, Brendan kicks him down, gets him in a choke, tells him to tap, and that he loves him... and Tommy taps. Everyone celebrates again. Brendan tells Tommy he loves him again and helps him up, hugging him. Paddy watches, with a single tear rolling down his cheek. The brothers walk out together with a smile from Paddy. Fade to black.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Its obvious this is what the whole movie was building to. With the Moby Dick allegory, who is Ahab, and who's Moby Dick... bc Ahab dies...</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Warrior</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>NONE... remind people about the referral for $100</p><p>Interactions on FB/insta/twitter... Would anyone be interested in a twitter DM group or fb chat group?</p><p>Justin Trollinger, college buddy, wants us to do Hackers. that, or I want to do Citizen X about Andrei Chikatilo.</p><p><strong>Warrior</strong></p><p>Directed by: Gavin O'Connor</p><p>Starring: Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo and kevin Dunn</p><p>Released September 9, 2011</p><p>Budget: $25M ($29.4M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $13.7M Domestic ($16.1M 2021), $9.6M Internationally ($11.3M today), Total: $23.3M ($27.4M in 2021)</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 8.2/10 Rotten Tomates 83%</p><p>Metacritic 71% Google Users 89%</p><p>While critically successful, it didn't do well in the box office. Nick Nolte received an academy award nomination for best supporting actor, but didn't win. He was also nominated for a SAG, Critics Choice, and a Satellite Award (which is the International Press Corps award), and didn't win any of them. Lost most of them to Christopher Plummer, who was in the movie, "Beginners." The movie was also nominated for MTV movie award for best fight, which it also didn't win.</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Film opens with sights of blue collar, industrial town. Nick Noltes Paddy Conlon is listening to Moby Dick on tape in his car. He parks and finds his son, Tom Hardys Tommy, sitting on his steps. They exchange some words, and it's obviously been a while since the two have seen each other, Tommy offers a bottle of Jameson, and Paddy explains he doesn't drink anymore. Tommy looks at old photos, and tries to convince Paddy to have a drink, which he refuses. He keeps looking at photos and jabbing about how Paddy used to be. Paddy recounts a PI following Tommy and his mom leaving, that she died of cancer, and Tommy was in the military. Tommy adds in details about how his mom died. Paddy apologizes, which Tommy sarcastically thanks, before saying, "I think I liked you more as a drunk" and passes out. We switch to a much happier child's birthday party. Joel Edgertons' Brendan Conlon getting his face painted, kids opening presents, and he talks with his wife as she's going to work, and he's working out. It cuts back to Tommy going into a gym, while a worker there is watching a show about the SPARTA competition, and he signs up for a membership. Brendan is shown to be a physics teacher, teaching Newtons 3 laws. Back at the gym, tommy works a bag. He volunteers to fight a guy in the ring, and beats the shit out him quickly, to everyones surprise. Brendan is in a bank, and he's upside down on a mortgage, and that his daughter has a heart condition. He's told he has 90 days to get out of his house and that bankruptcy is an option or foreclosure.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Having never seen this film, I'm calling the foreshadowing of Paddy listening to Moby Dick and specifically the passage of being on the look out for a white whale.</p><p>-I feel Tom Hardy always plays these kind of brooding, underdog that no one expects to do well roles, even in Bane from batman.</p><p>-Fight scene is brutal, but realistic</p><p>Paddy is watching old film of Tommy wresting, it mentions he's won 6 junior olympic titles, and wins a 7th. Colton from the gym shows up to the house and wants to find and know more about him. Which Paddy tells him he needs to ask Tommy. Brendan is shown to be driving and lies to his wife about going to an open mic, but is going to a fight. After a little back and forth, Brendan ends up winning. He's shown coming home with the sun coming up, and admitting to his wife he hasn't been bouncing, but fighting. They argue, but resolve it quickly, because Brendan wants to keep the house. Next, Tommy meets Paddy at a diner, he tells Paddy hes going to start fighting, and about the Sparta competition, and he wants Paddy to be his trainer, but makes it VERY clear he doesn't want ANYTHING else to do with him. So Paddy tells him to give up his pills, that he has to change his diet, and he's bunking up at the house, which Tommy agrees to. Brendan back in school, the students are talking about someone seeing him fighting, and ask him about it. Before he can answer, he's called to the principals office. He explains that he needs the money. The Principal says the system wont tolerate someone fighting at titty club parking lots, and that he's going to tell the superintendent it wont happen again. Brendan is then shown working on one of the kids toys, and his wife, Tess, tells him that the school is going to review his case at the end of the semester, but until then, he's suspended without pay. The principal gave them an attorney's number, saying it's unprecedented, and he'll be back. He explains there are pop fights all over, he can make more in 2 hours fighting than a month bouncing.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Jennifer Morrison is HOT. and there's no way that argument ends like that, that fast.</p><p>-Why is it any of the fucking schools business what he does outside of business hours?</p><p>Paddy is shown going up the stairs singing an annoying song, bringing Tommy coffee. Paddy asks him about what happened when he left, to fill out a chart of his wresting, which he doesn't do and tells him he can get his own coffee. In Iraq, there are some army guys watching a youtube clip of Tommy fighting, one of them recognizes Tommy and he takes off running. He goes into the barracks asking to see "the tape." They hit play and its some sort of fire fight at night, the soldier pauses the tape and says 'Thats him.' Brendan walks into a gym, and a coach sees him, and comes to greet him. They catch up, and he apologizes for not calling. Brendan asks Frank to train him. Frank tells him he doesn't listen. Frank asks if Tess knows, which he says she does. Frank agrees and Brendan goes to get his training gear. Brendan gets home and Paddy was waiting on him, he doesn't seem happy to see him. He's been a 1000 days sober; but Brendan rejects his apology. They argue back and forth, and it seems there's an incident that occurred specifically. Paddy tells him Tommy is in Pittsburg, which changes Brendans attitude. Paddy tells him they're training together, which Brendan is surprised by. He asked if Tommy wanted to see him, which he says he doesn't talk much. Brendan fells rejected, and they continue to spar, and Paddy asks him to forgive him, which he does, but he doesn't trust him. Brendan walks in and shuts the door on Paddy. Tommy walks into the gym, and Colton tells him hes in the SPARTA contest.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Joel Edgerton was born in 1974, and in 2011 was 37 years old. That is NOT the age to get back into literal fighting shape.</p><p>-Who has been in a REAL fight, punched in the face fight. Tucker doesn't count bc he chose to be a cop.</p><p>-Frank Grillo changed a WHOLE bunch between 2011 and 2014 for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Bulked up.</p><p>Flashing to El Paso, Texas, the phone rings and a woman answers, Tommy talks to her, tells her he's trying to help like he promised to Manny, and we see a photo of Tommy and Manny together in military fatigues. It fads to Tommy training, then a montage of Tommy and Brendan training, while sports casters talk about the Sparta tournament. They also talk about Kolba coming to America for the first time, an unbeatable Russian. Brendan is still fighting, Franks leading contender is shown to be hurt. Brendan asks Frank to let him go to the tournament. Which he eventually agrees to. He calls Brendan the next day and that he's going to the tournament, which Tess is angry about because he changed the deal they made. We're at the Sparta event and the guy who started the whole thing says he wants to know who the toughest guy on the planet is. Tommy sees Brendan, then Brendan sees Tommy... neither approaches the other. Tommy leaves with Paddy following him. In Paddys hotel room, he continues to listen to Moby Dick, while watching a report on tv about Tommy rescuing some military guys, who thanks him for saving his life. Tommy leaves to take a walk, as the tv shows the video seen earlier. Brendan meets Tommy on a beach; Brendan tries to connect, but Tommy is very cut off. Brendan shows him his family, and Tommy says he doesn't know them, that he doesn't know Brendan. Tommy has written him off since Brendan stayed with his dad. Brendan wants to reconnect, and Tommy doesn't want to. They argue back and forth, Tommy tells him he's full of shit and it ends. The students ask the principal to use the auditorium to watch the Sparta match, which he won't allow. The tournament starts, and Tommy will start. The people in his gym are cheering him on. Brendan continues to train, Frank watches. Tommys first fight starts, and knocks him out VERY quickly. Tommy very quickly exits. Brendan is next, and he seems nervous. Frank assures him. The commentators aren't fans, and Paddy wishes him luck as he walks out to Beethoven, a theme with Franks training. The fight starts, Paddy and the principal are watching. He gets a choke on Brendan, but it gets released due to the end of the round. Frank coaches him up, and they go for round 2. Tess nervously doesn't watch. They go back and forth, Brendan gets him in a arm lock and he taps. Everyone celebrates. Tess celebrates the "I Won" text.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Awesome that Frank drives an old Bronco... Sweet</p><p>-The part of Moby Dick he's listening to Ahab getting ready to face Moby Dick</p><p>-I've never been in that situation, but I feel that Tommy was a bit of a dick to Brendan; he chose to stay and make a life with a woman he loved. It was tommy's choice to not call or reach out... It seems he would've reciprocated, or been there. Tommy seems butthurt Brendan didn't come.</p><p>-J.J. Riley, Sparta founder, is played by the Director, Gavin O'Connor</p><p>-Guy suplexes Brendan, don't see that in mma.</p><p>As they recoup, they watch Koba destroy a guy with a powerbomb, and beat him. Brendan goes again, Paddy wishes him luck again. Brendan sets another arm bar, and taps his second fight. Tommy comes out next. He beats the guy senseless, and just walks out again. Tommy is playing slots and Paddy joins him. he tells him hes proud of him for helping the soldier. Tommy tells him he was deserting his unit when he found them. That's way he goes by his mothers maiden name. Paddy tries to get out of Tommy what happened, but Tommy doesn't bite, turns it back on Paddy. He tells him he has no use for him. He throws a cup of coins at him and Paddy leaves. The next day, there are empty bottles around the room, Paddy is yelling about stopping the ship when Tommy opens the door, Paddy with a Jameson bottle in his hand. Tommy comforts him, probably finally feeling sorry for him, that he drove him to it. Paddy tells him he always loved him and Brendan. Back at the arena, the crowd chants Tommys name, and Paddy isn't with him. The marines sing the Marine Corps Hymn, and Tommy is fighting the same guy he beat the first time at the gym, Mad Dog. He throws one big punch, Tommy ducks and takes him to the ground and pounds him. The highschool students have gotten a drive in theatre to show the fights, and the principal joins them. Brendan enters the ring, and Tess there to watch. He's fighting Koba. Koba starts working him, and they trade blows. Round 2. Koba is throwing him around and pounding him. Round ends. Frank coaches him, reminds him why he's fighting, for his home. Round 3, they start trading blows, and he suplexed Koba. Back and forth. He gets Koba in a knee bar and after a few tense seconds, Koba taps. The place erupts with celebration. Fade to black.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Kurt Angle playing Koba and doing the power bomb, come on.</p><p>-The "symbology" of Paddy telling Ahab to stop the ship, that he's on a collision course with Moby Dick, like Tommy and Brendan.</p><p>-Kurt Angle isn't as big as he was in his WCW/WWF days.</p><p>-All the throwing is just not realistic...</p><p>CNN breaks the news of who Tommy really is. An interview with the woman he spoke with earlier gave an interview about what happened. Tommy is under guard and will be taken into custody AFTER the final fight. He said that if he wins, all the money will go to the widow. It's revealed Tommy and Brendan are brothers. Brendan says he's going to fight Tommy. Brendan arrives at the ring, to a very somber soundtrack. Tommy arrives with the same. They eye each other in the ring... Brendan asks where Paddy is before the fight starts. Tommy goes in hard, and Brendan is obviously more technical. Tommy pounds on him and round ends. Again, Frank coaches and they're back at it. Round 2. They trade blows and throws, end of round. Round 3. Tommy seems to just beat and beat on Brendan, when he catches him in an arm lock, and Tommy doesn't tap. Sounds like he breaks his arm or shoulder... but then they break it up for the end of round 3 and no one calls it. Frank doesn't let Brendan tell the ref, tells him to get the other one. Round 4. Brendan doesn't want to fight him, Tommy fights with one arm as Paddy arrives. Brendan tries to talk him out of it, and then starts hitting him. End of round. Brendan sees Paddy with a knowing glance. Tommy cries in his corner. Start of round 5.. .they dance around, Brendan kicks him down, gets him in a choke, tells him to tap, and that he loves him... and Tommy taps. Everyone celebrates again. Brendan tells Tommy he loves him again and helps him up, hugging him. Paddy watches, with a single tear rolling down his cheek. The brothers walk out together with a smile from Paddy. Fade to black.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Its obvious this is what the whole movie was building to. With the Moby Dick allegory, who is Ahab, and who's Moby Dick... bc Ahab dies...</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mean Girls</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Spam email, $11M to use to open a ministry, and that "I have serious sickness which is a cancer problem. What disturbs me most is my stroke sickness."</p><p>Mrs. Vandrad,</p><p>I receive you email and I must say, i am struck. Ded. I have endeavor to begin my own religion for YEARS, but due to lack of funding, a few stints at the institution, and a general lack of knowledge as to how to organize such a venture; I believe it is by the His divine guidance of our Lord AMWAY and his dad NIMROD, that you found me.</p><p>I shall start the sacrifice of cocker spaniels immediately awaiting your reply and instruction. PRAISE BOJANGLES, HAIL NIMROD, BLESS US LORD AMWAY.</p><p>Your faithful servant,</p><p>Nehpets</p><p><strong>Mean Girls</strong></p><p>Directed by: Mark Waters (also directed Freaky Friday, Mr. Poppers Penguins, and Bad Santa 2)</p><p>Screenplay by: Tina Fey</p><p>Based on the book: <i>Queen Bees and Wannabes</i> by Rosalind Wiseman, a self help book for high school girls and dealing with cliques.</p><p>Starring: Lindsay lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey, Tim Meadows, Amy Poehler, Ana Gasteyer, Lacey Chabert, Lizzy Caplin, and Daniel Franzese.</p><p>Released April 30, 2004</p><p>Budget: $17M ($23.8M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $86.1M Domestic ($120.7M 2021), $43M Internationally ($60.3M today), Total: $129M ($180.8M in 2021)</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 84%</p><p>Metacritic 66% Google Users 89%</p><p>Nominated and won some Teen Choice and MTV awards. In November 2012, Rotten Tomatoes included the film in its 'Top 50 Greatest Teen Comedies' list and In March 2021, The New Yorker listed Lindsay Lohan's performance in the film as the 11th best of the 21st Century so far.</p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open with some tribal sounding music and what appear to be parents talking to a young child, who turns out to be Lindsay Lohan, Cady. Voice over tells us it's her first day of school, that she had been home schooled in Africa. She goes into a class and after a few funny interactions, and she ends up bumping in to Tina Feys, Ms. Norbury. Tim Meadows Mr. Duvall then comes in to introduce Kady, and low key hits on Ms. Norbury. At lunch, she's shown eating in the bathroom. The next day she sits with Janice and Damian. The skip class and we're introduced to the Plastics, Karen, Gretchen, and Regina George, evil incarnate. A montage of people talking about Regina. Cady is given a map to survive school, with a lunch room map to help her navigate. Regina saves Cady from a guy hitting on her, and invites her to sit with the plastics for the rest of the week. She's convinced to do it, and finds her crush in math class. At lunch the next day, she begins to learn the plastic rules. She divulges the crush was Aaron Samuels, Reginas ex. She's approached to join the Matheletes, and she goes shopping with the plastics. They see Jason, Gretchen's crush, with another girl and Regina calls her mom acting like she's planned parenthood. It was Fetch.</p><p>-S:</p><p>-2004 Lindsay Lohan was 18</p><p>-Do you wonder if Rachel McAdams hates that she took this role? She was 26 when she shot this movie.</p><p>-In reference to the lunch map, do you think it could be made today? Asian nerds, unfriendly black hotties, etc?</p><p>The girls go to Reginas house and we meet her little sister and mom, who has an obvious boob job, and asserts there are no rules, because she's a "cool mom." In Reginas room, which was her parents room, she finds the Burn Book and accidentally has a comment about Damian added. Janis tries to convince Cady to steal it, which she refuses, and hey have an awkward encounter with Ms. Norbury. Cady is then caught in a phone attack with Regina. She starts to talk to Aaron more and is invited to a halloween party. She doesn't know about the 'slut rule' and shows up as a scary bride. Regina falsely tells Aaron some lies about Cady, simultaneously stealing him. Cady admits to hating Regina and goes to Janice and Damian, they hatch plan to take her down. Cady begins to attempt to sabotage Regina, peppermint foot cream for her face, holes cut in her shirt, and they backfire. Regina tells Cady her history with Janice. She leverages Gretchen for info. Then the talent show. Damian sings, Kevin raps, and Cady and the plastics perform to Jingle Bell Rock. Gretchen thinks Regina is mad at her, and she finally cracks. trap but she</p><p>-S:</p><p>-it is surprising how fucking mean these girls are... Watching it objectively and as a parent.</p><p>-The whole slut halloween thing... I don't care what grade my child is in, she's not going out dressed like that while she still lives at home. What I can't see, i can't stop.</p><p>-Think girls are really this underhanded?</p><p>Cady, Janice and Damian begin to try to get Aaron to catch Regina cheating on him. Cady gives some exposition on being in the plastics vs not. She intentionally dives in math to get Aaron to tutor her, and they kiss, and Cady tells him Regina is cheating on him, and Aaron breaks up with Regina. The plan then moves on to break up the "Army of Skanks." Regina tries a dress on and she can't fit into it, and the "hot body" is gone. Ms. Norbury tells Cady she's failing math, which riles her and she rants into the burn book. Cady three way ambushes Regina, which devolves into 4 panel call back and forth, where Gretchen tells Karen the Regina says people don't like her because she's a "slut," when Karen tells Regina she doesn't want to hang out, she's told: "Boo you whore." and is hung up on. At lunch the next day, Regina is told she can't sit with them because she's wearing sweat pants, which she admits is the only thing that fits. She leaves, bumps into a large girl, and is called a fat ass. Army of Skanks is crossed off. Cady has become the queen bee, and convinces her parents to leave her for a night and she decides to throw a small get together, which isn't small. Aaron arrives and they can't find each other, then Regina arrives. Aaron and Cady talk in her room, she admits to being good and math, is caught by Regina and vomits on Aaron, who calls her a Regina clone. As he leaves, she's then caught by Damian and Janice for not coming to her art show and they have it out, and calls her a mean girl and a bitch, and she knows she's right.</p><p>S:</p><p>-I swear, if I ever hear of my kid intentionally doing badly to spend time with a boy... ugh.</p><p>-I hate to use this term, but I hate how toxic these kids are.</p><p>Regina realizes the bars she's been eating are weight gaining and loses her mind. She adds herself to the burn book and turns it into Mr. Duvall. As he's talking to the girls, Regina is shown to be dropping copies of the burn book all through the school. As class lets out, all the girls start fighting, and Regina watches the frey. The girls have gone wild. Mr. Duvall pulls the fire alarm and all the girls are told to meet in the gym. For an attitude re-adjustment. Mr. Duvall doesn't do well, and Ms. Norbury shoots her shot and has the cliques directly address their issues. Regina asserts she's a victim and when asked if anyone feels personally victimized by Regina, everyone raises their hands, including the teachers and mr. Duvall. Ms. Norbury gives Cady a chance to own up, but she doesn't. Then everyone is supposed to write apologies and trust fall. Janice reveals the whole plan to take Regina down, she storms out of the gym with Cady following. Cady tries to explain herself, but Regina isn't hearing any of it, and as she's telling her off and telling her to shove it up her... She's hit by a bus. Cady is shown at home, and how divided she has become from her parents, and she is grounded.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Popping the fire alarm doesn't make the sprinklers go off, only heat.</p><p>The next day, no one will speak to her, Janice and Damian moved her seat, she eats lunch in the bathroom, in math class, Ms. Norbury is being investigated for selling drugs. Cady admits to writing about Ms. Norbury in the burn book. She started apologizing, with Regina, Ms. Norbury who gives her a lot of crap, apologizes and is forgiven. There is a montage of everyone getting ready for the spring fling, and Cady is shown wearing a mathletes shirt. She is participating in a mathlete competition, while the spring dance is occuring. The competition is tied, and each team chooses the girls. As she judges her, she realizes that doesn't mean she still can't lose... She gets the answer correct and they win. Cady goes to the dance, and wins the queen title. She gives a speech, brakes the crown in pieces, and gives them out to everyone. She, Damian and Janis make up. She and Aaron make up and kiss, Ms. Norbury and Mr. Duvall are shown dancing. Reginas spine healed, and she channeled her rage into sports, because those girls weren't afraid of her, Karen used her special talent for the morning weather report, Gretchen found a new clique, Aaron went to Northwestern and they still saw each other. Girl world was at peace and if any freshmen plastics tried to change that... well, they wouldn't get hit with a bus.</p><p>S:</p><p>-I like the feel good ending. Getting hit by a bus would probably make you re-think some life choices... BUT, everyone getting along like that? It's totally unrealistic. There will always be cliques, groups, people who embrace and reject that also; as well as people who think they're better than everyone else... But I like the idea of being able to change, grow, and learn also.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mean Girls</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>Spam email, $11M to use to open a ministry, and that "I have serious sickness which is a cancer problem. What disturbs me most is my stroke sickness."</p><p>Mrs. Vandrad,</p><p>I receive you email and I must say, i am struck. Ded. I have endeavor to begin my own religion for YEARS, but due to lack of funding, a few stints at the institution, and a general lack of knowledge as to how to organize such a venture; I believe it is by the His divine guidance of our Lord AMWAY and his dad NIMROD, that you found me.</p><p>I shall start the sacrifice of cocker spaniels immediately awaiting your reply and instruction. PRAISE BOJANGLES, HAIL NIMROD, BLESS US LORD AMWAY.</p><p>Your faithful servant,</p><p>Nehpets</p><p><strong>Mean Girls</strong></p><p>Directed by: Mark Waters (also directed Freaky Friday, Mr. Poppers Penguins, and Bad Santa 2)</p><p>Screenplay by: Tina Fey</p><p>Based on the book: <i>Queen Bees and Wannabes</i> by Rosalind Wiseman, a self help book for high school girls and dealing with cliques.</p><p>Starring: Lindsay lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey, Tim Meadows, Amy Poehler, Ana Gasteyer, Lacey Chabert, Lizzy Caplin, and Daniel Franzese.</p><p>Released April 30, 2004</p><p>Budget: $17M ($23.8M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $86.1M Domestic ($120.7M 2021), $43M Internationally ($60.3M today), Total: $129M ($180.8M in 2021)</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7/10 Rotten Tomatoes 84%</p><p>Metacritic 66% Google Users 89%</p><p>Nominated and won some Teen Choice and MTV awards. In November 2012, Rotten Tomatoes included the film in its 'Top 50 Greatest Teen Comedies' list and In March 2021, The New Yorker listed Lindsay Lohan's performance in the film as the 11th best of the 21st Century so far.</p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open with some tribal sounding music and what appear to be parents talking to a young child, who turns out to be Lindsay Lohan, Cady. Voice over tells us it's her first day of school, that she had been home schooled in Africa. She goes into a class and after a few funny interactions, and she ends up bumping in to Tina Feys, Ms. Norbury. Tim Meadows Mr. Duvall then comes in to introduce Kady, and low key hits on Ms. Norbury. At lunch, she's shown eating in the bathroom. The next day she sits with Janice and Damian. The skip class and we're introduced to the Plastics, Karen, Gretchen, and Regina George, evil incarnate. A montage of people talking about Regina. Cady is given a map to survive school, with a lunch room map to help her navigate. Regina saves Cady from a guy hitting on her, and invites her to sit with the plastics for the rest of the week. She's convinced to do it, and finds her crush in math class. At lunch the next day, she begins to learn the plastic rules. She divulges the crush was Aaron Samuels, Reginas ex. She's approached to join the Matheletes, and she goes shopping with the plastics. They see Jason, Gretchen's crush, with another girl and Regina calls her mom acting like she's planned parenthood. It was Fetch.</p><p>-S:</p><p>-2004 Lindsay Lohan was 18</p><p>-Do you wonder if Rachel McAdams hates that she took this role? She was 26 when she shot this movie.</p><p>-In reference to the lunch map, do you think it could be made today? Asian nerds, unfriendly black hotties, etc?</p><p>The girls go to Reginas house and we meet her little sister and mom, who has an obvious boob job, and asserts there are no rules, because she's a "cool mom." In Reginas room, which was her parents room, she finds the Burn Book and accidentally has a comment about Damian added. Janis tries to convince Cady to steal it, which she refuses, and hey have an awkward encounter with Ms. Norbury. Cady is then caught in a phone attack with Regina. She starts to talk to Aaron more and is invited to a halloween party. She doesn't know about the 'slut rule' and shows up as a scary bride. Regina falsely tells Aaron some lies about Cady, simultaneously stealing him. Cady admits to hating Regina and goes to Janice and Damian, they hatch plan to take her down. Cady begins to attempt to sabotage Regina, peppermint foot cream for her face, holes cut in her shirt, and they backfire. Regina tells Cady her history with Janice. She leverages Gretchen for info. Then the talent show. Damian sings, Kevin raps, and Cady and the plastics perform to Jingle Bell Rock. Gretchen thinks Regina is mad at her, and she finally cracks. trap but she</p><p>-S:</p><p>-it is surprising how fucking mean these girls are... Watching it objectively and as a parent.</p><p>-The whole slut halloween thing... I don't care what grade my child is in, she's not going out dressed like that while she still lives at home. What I can't see, i can't stop.</p><p>-Think girls are really this underhanded?</p><p>Cady, Janice and Damian begin to try to get Aaron to catch Regina cheating on him. Cady gives some exposition on being in the plastics vs not. She intentionally dives in math to get Aaron to tutor her, and they kiss, and Cady tells him Regina is cheating on him, and Aaron breaks up with Regina. The plan then moves on to break up the "Army of Skanks." Regina tries a dress on and she can't fit into it, and the "hot body" is gone. Ms. Norbury tells Cady she's failing math, which riles her and she rants into the burn book. Cady three way ambushes Regina, which devolves into 4 panel call back and forth, where Gretchen tells Karen the Regina says people don't like her because she's a "slut," when Karen tells Regina she doesn't want to hang out, she's told: "Boo you whore." and is hung up on. At lunch the next day, Regina is told she can't sit with them because she's wearing sweat pants, which she admits is the only thing that fits. She leaves, bumps into a large girl, and is called a fat ass. Army of Skanks is crossed off. Cady has become the queen bee, and convinces her parents to leave her for a night and she decides to throw a small get together, which isn't small. Aaron arrives and they can't find each other, then Regina arrives. Aaron and Cady talk in her room, she admits to being good and math, is caught by Regina and vomits on Aaron, who calls her a Regina clone. As he leaves, she's then caught by Damian and Janice for not coming to her art show and they have it out, and calls her a mean girl and a bitch, and she knows she's right.</p><p>S:</p><p>-I swear, if I ever hear of my kid intentionally doing badly to spend time with a boy... ugh.</p><p>-I hate to use this term, but I hate how toxic these kids are.</p><p>Regina realizes the bars she's been eating are weight gaining and loses her mind. She adds herself to the burn book and turns it into Mr. Duvall. As he's talking to the girls, Regina is shown to be dropping copies of the burn book all through the school. As class lets out, all the girls start fighting, and Regina watches the frey. The girls have gone wild. Mr. Duvall pulls the fire alarm and all the girls are told to meet in the gym. For an attitude re-adjustment. Mr. Duvall doesn't do well, and Ms. Norbury shoots her shot and has the cliques directly address their issues. Regina asserts she's a victim and when asked if anyone feels personally victimized by Regina, everyone raises their hands, including the teachers and mr. Duvall. Ms. Norbury gives Cady a chance to own up, but she doesn't. Then everyone is supposed to write apologies and trust fall. Janice reveals the whole plan to take Regina down, she storms out of the gym with Cady following. Cady tries to explain herself, but Regina isn't hearing any of it, and as she's telling her off and telling her to shove it up her... She's hit by a bus. Cady is shown at home, and how divided she has become from her parents, and she is grounded.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Popping the fire alarm doesn't make the sprinklers go off, only heat.</p><p>The next day, no one will speak to her, Janice and Damian moved her seat, she eats lunch in the bathroom, in math class, Ms. Norbury is being investigated for selling drugs. Cady admits to writing about Ms. Norbury in the burn book. She started apologizing, with Regina, Ms. Norbury who gives her a lot of crap, apologizes and is forgiven. There is a montage of everyone getting ready for the spring fling, and Cady is shown wearing a mathletes shirt. She is participating in a mathlete competition, while the spring dance is occuring. The competition is tied, and each team chooses the girls. As she judges her, she realizes that doesn't mean she still can't lose... She gets the answer correct and they win. Cady goes to the dance, and wins the queen title. She gives a speech, brakes the crown in pieces, and gives them out to everyone. She, Damian and Janis make up. She and Aaron make up and kiss, Ms. Norbury and Mr. Duvall are shown dancing. Reginas spine healed, and she channeled her rage into sports, because those girls weren't afraid of her, Karen used her special talent for the morning weather report, Gretchen found a new clique, Aaron went to Northwestern and they still saw each other. Girl world was at peace and if any freshmen plastics tried to change that... well, they wouldn't get hit with a bus.</p><p>S:</p><p>-I like the feel good ending. Getting hit by a bus would probably make you re-think some life choices... BUT, everyone getting along like that? It's totally unrealistic. There will always be cliques, groups, people who embrace and reject that also; as well as people who think they're better than everyone else... But I like the idea of being able to change, grow, and learn also.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Starship Troopers</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>28 ratings, but no new mail or reviews.</p><p><strong>Starship Troopers</strong></p><p>Based on the 1959 Book of the same name by Robert Heinlein (Hainlain) and <strong>Rated R</strong> for intense sequences of strong graphic violence throughout, sexuality/nudity and language</p><p>Directed by: Paul Verhoven (who also directed Robocop, killer 80's movie)</p><p>Starring Casper Van Dien, Dian Meyer, Denise Richards, Jake Busey, neil Patrick Harris, Clancy Brown and Michael Ironside, no mention of Robert Patrick</p><p>Released November 7, 1997</p><p>Budget: $105M ($172M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $54.5M Domestic ($89.3M 2021), $121.2M Internationally ($198.6M today)</p><p>Nominated for the academy award for best visual effects (up against the Lost World: Jarassic Park and Titanic. Titanic won).</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.2/10 Rotten Tomatoes 65%</p><p>Metacritic 51% Google Users 92%</p><p>While it received mostly negative critical reviews when originally released, more recently has received more favorable reviews due to its political satire.</p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open to propaganda like commercial urging people to sign up for the mobile infantry, with everyone doing their part, and that service guarantees citizenship. Then we're shown where the bugs have sent a meteor towards earth, which is blown up, next, we're shown Klendathu, the bugs home system, and how the bugs have an endless supply of meteorites to hurl at Earth and must be destroyed. We're then taken live to the invasion. The presenter is eaten by a bug, and two other army guys. It cuts to black, and we're shown 1 year earlier. In a classroom Rico is caught drawing and we hear some history, the failure of democracy and how social scientist brought the planet to the brink of collapse, veterans took control, imposed stability. Only citizens are allow to vote. Voting is exorcising political violence and violence is the supreme authority from which all authority is derived. They're in high school. They check their math scores, but Rico didn't do well. Next they're shown dissecting a bug, and we're told they can colonize planets by hurling their spawn into space. Carl, shown to working on federal psychic program, working with Rico and shows some psychic ability with his pet ferret. They're then shown playing some sort of futuristic football game, Zander hits on Carmen, and Rico wins it at the last second. Ricos family is very well off and after an argument if he'll join for service, his parents bribe him not to, with a trip. At the dance Diz comes on to Rico heavily, again. He speaks to Rasczak, and dances with Carmen. Rico, Carmen and Carl are shown taking an oath to the Federation for service. Rico argues with his parents again and he leaves. At the transport hub, Rico tells Carmen he loves her, and she doesn't reciprocate.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-"Service guarantees citizenship"... Right from the off some political plays.</p><p>-It shows the galaxy, our solar system and the bugs home system. The milky way is 105.7K light years across, even just half way, it would take 50K light years to reach, a meteor would take millions of years to travel that far.</p><p>-Oldest high schoolers EVER (Casper Van Dein was 29 and Denise Richards was 26, when making this movie)</p><p>-The uniforms are adidas...</p><p> </p><p>Another news brief, citizens rule, a murderer tried and convicted, the execution to be broadcast the same day, a psychic commercial, then a bug eating a cow and how a human colony of Mormon extremists, at Port Joe Smith, was attached and killed by bugs. Next, Rico is shown at drill, with Clancy Browns, Zim. Some comradery is starting to build and Diz shows up. They're shown training at boot, trying to make squad leader. Shower scene and exposition of why they all joined up. Some banter in the bunk, and we're shown Carmen in pilot training on the moon. Zander, from the football game, is her assistant instructor. She takes the ship out with some close calls. Back with Rico, runs through a training exercise and becomes squad leader. Carmen sends Rico a dear John... video. He's shown running a live fire exercise that gets a cadet killed when trying to fix his helmet. Rico then receives administrative punishment and is publicly whipped 10 times. Carmen on the bridge of the ship and Zander is hitting on her when an asteroid appears out of nowhere and nearly destroys the ship. Rico is shown to be leaving the mobile infantry, and while on a call with his parents, is strangely disconnected. As he's walking down washout lane, there is a commotion and a news flash shows the asteroid has hit Buenos Aires, where Rico and Diz are from. Over 8+M dead and 12+M injured. Ricos exit papers are destroyed and he stays.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The one girl in the shower who says she wants to have babies, and it's easier to get the permissions with service. Sounds fun.</p><p>-The graphics are still REALLY good. It's a good blend of practical and CGI. Not perfect, but really good.</p><p>-Just all the cheesy, sci-fi tropes... but its also SO obvious with them as well. the satire is strong.</p><p>-The mail call with the tiny CD.. Noice.</p><p>-Any satirical significance to the black officer whipping Rico?</p><p>-AT&T global communications with Ricos parents</p><p> </p><p>Another propaganda reel. "The only good bug, is a dead bug"... The federal council is shown declaring war: humans DOMINATE the galaxy. Carl shows us that while blowing off a bug limb is ok, they're still 86% effective, and says to aim to the nervestem. Children are shown stomping on bugs and "doing their part". It cuts live to a space station and Rico and the other troopers are interviewed. As they go to get a tattoo, Carmen sees Rico, and they talk Zander shows up and they fight. Rico, Diz, and the others get tattoos. Troopers load up and are dropped in. The ships are also shown to be taking damage with bad intel, and as Carmen tries to pilot away, a fireball erupts and they cut away to the troopers attacking. The plasma is coming from giant bugs, which they immediately 'nuke'. Diz asks Ace what to do, he freezes, and Rico tells them to kill them all. We see the reporter from the opening of the movie, but what's happening on the planet, behind the camera. Rico is injured and the last we see is a camera shot down a bugs throat. Another news broadcast, very somber. 100,00 dead in 1 hour. The marshal resigns, to fight the bug, we must understand the bug. Scientists argue for bug intelligence. Carmen is shown to be alive, and the fleet is decimated. She searches and finds Rico is listed KIA. He's shown in some tank, getting his leg repaired. Rico, Diz and Ace are joining a new squad, the roughnecks. The Lt. is shown to be Rasczak, from their high school.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Definitely see the Nazi-esque uniforms</p><p>-Reminds me of Mao Zedong and the killing of the sparrows.</p><p>-The death from above and the flexed bicep... Jeez</p><p>-The song that plays when Carmen and Rico meet up again... it's the only song with lyrics, and very 90's and everytime I hear it, all I can think is: go for it, Angus...</p><p> </p><p>Jets are flying over and firebombing bugs, with the mobile infantry troopers mopping up afterwards. Watkins REALLY gets a bug, and is sprayed for it. They find a bug hole and nuke it. As the run to assist another squad, a huge bug comes up from behind them and blows fire. Rico jumps on its back, shoots a hole in it, and throws a grenade. Afterwards, Rasczak promotes him to Corporal, and Diz to squad leader. Rasczak give the squad beer and entertainment, as they dance and drink, Diz and Rico finally get together. She tells Rico she loves him, and he doesn't say it back, when they're interrupted and told they have to go to a distress signal. As they move, the comms and sgt gets snatched by a flying bug, Rasczak shoots him and says he expects the same from everyone else. Rico is promoted to acting sergeant. Everyone is dead at the base, they find an officer with their brains sucked out. They found a general hiding, and he reveals the bugs are intelligent trying to learn about humans to kill them. The trap is sprung and thousands of bugs swarm the base. The flying bugs come in and decapitate a few soldiers, one shot and crashing, takes out the cowardly general. They call for extraction as they're being overrun. They retreat into the compound and a transport ship lands as their retreating, Rasczak gets sucked underground and loses his legs, he tells Rico, you know what to do and Rico shoots him. A big flame bug comes up and Diz lobs a grenade into its mouth, but a bug comes up behind her and stabs her. Another firebug busts through the wall as the transport ship takes off and we see thousands of bugs swarming. Rico holds Diz as she dies very dramatically, and that it's ok because she got to him. Rico asks for them to bomb the planet, and is denied, but Carmen sees he is alive and she seems very forlorn. Rico speaks at Diz's funeral. Carl arrives and tells them they know of a brain bug on the planet and they're going back to get it. he's promoted again to Lt. Carmen tells him to take care, and he replies he'll see her again.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The guy getting sprayed with bug blood... Who gets to do that?</p><p>-Just all the over acting. But still, the effects are pretty good. The fighting is compelling.</p><p>Back on the planet, there is a lot of activity. Rico greets the new recruits, who he refers to as kids, with the same speech Rasczak gave when he joined, and the roughnecks are re-named Ricos Roughnecks. Carmen's ship is cut in half by a plasma hit; they barely make it to an escape pod, when the ship is hit with another plasma hit. They are forced crash land on the planet, Rico makes contact with her as they crash into a cave. Bugs immediately show up and close in. They stab Zander through the leg and Carmen through her shoulder. Rico cancels the rescue op, but they're shown to be alive. As Rico is exploring the caves, he gets some sort of intuition that Carmen is alive, and they go off mission to find her. The brain bug approaches and stabs Zander in the head, and sucks his brains out. As it's about to get Carmen, she cuts off the impaler, as Rico comes in holding a nuke. The brain bug exits and the others wait to attack until it's gone. Watkins is injured and takes the nuke. He kills as many as he can when the nuke goes off, giving Rico, Ace and Carmen time to escape. As they exit the cave, everyone is shown to be celebrating because htey captured thye brain bug. Carl approaches the bug and announces it's afraid. everyone rejoices. It's revealed Carl "told" Rico where to find her, but he says that was classified. He also reveals that Zim, the drill instructor, who is now a private, captured the brain bug. It cuts to another newsreel talking about what mysteries the brain bug will reveal. The narrators tells us the federation needs recruits, like captain carmen, Ace, and Lt. Rico. Writing on the screen, "They'll keep fighting...and they'll win!" Fade to black.</p><p>S:</p><p>-When the 'nuke' goes off... Obviously its a small tactical nuke, but no way you can out run it in a cave.</p><p>-Brain bug mouth is an upside down vagina</p><p>-All of the newsreels show violence towards the bugs, even for kids, and it desensitizes you to their plight. They're obviously an organized, intelligent species, but no one cares, even when in the final news reel, something is jammed into its mouth and it's in pain. It's like the nazis and jews.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Starship Troopers</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>28 ratings, but no new mail or reviews.</p><p><strong>Starship Troopers</strong></p><p>Based on the 1959 Book of the same name by Robert Heinlein (Hainlain) and <strong>Rated R</strong> for intense sequences of strong graphic violence throughout, sexuality/nudity and language</p><p>Directed by: Paul Verhoven (who also directed Robocop, killer 80's movie)</p><p>Starring Casper Van Dien, Dian Meyer, Denise Richards, Jake Busey, neil Patrick Harris, Clancy Brown and Michael Ironside, no mention of Robert Patrick</p><p>Released November 7, 1997</p><p>Budget: $105M ($172M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $54.5M Domestic ($89.3M 2021), $121.2M Internationally ($198.6M today)</p><p>Nominated for the academy award for best visual effects (up against the Lost World: Jarassic Park and Titanic. Titanic won).</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.2/10 Rotten Tomatoes 65%</p><p>Metacritic 51% Google Users 92%</p><p>While it received mostly negative critical reviews when originally released, more recently has received more favorable reviews due to its political satire.</p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open to propaganda like commercial urging people to sign up for the mobile infantry, with everyone doing their part, and that service guarantees citizenship. Then we're shown where the bugs have sent a meteor towards earth, which is blown up, next, we're shown Klendathu, the bugs home system, and how the bugs have an endless supply of meteorites to hurl at Earth and must be destroyed. We're then taken live to the invasion. The presenter is eaten by a bug, and two other army guys. It cuts to black, and we're shown 1 year earlier. In a classroom Rico is caught drawing and we hear some history, the failure of democracy and how social scientist brought the planet to the brink of collapse, veterans took control, imposed stability. Only citizens are allow to vote. Voting is exorcising political violence and violence is the supreme authority from which all authority is derived. They're in high school. They check their math scores, but Rico didn't do well. Next they're shown dissecting a bug, and we're told they can colonize planets by hurling their spawn into space. Carl, shown to working on federal psychic program, working with Rico and shows some psychic ability with his pet ferret. They're then shown playing some sort of futuristic football game, Zander hits on Carmen, and Rico wins it at the last second. Ricos family is very well off and after an argument if he'll join for service, his parents bribe him not to, with a trip. At the dance Diz comes on to Rico heavily, again. He speaks to Rasczak, and dances with Carmen. Rico, Carmen and Carl are shown taking an oath to the Federation for service. Rico argues with his parents again and he leaves. At the transport hub, Rico tells Carmen he loves her, and she doesn't reciprocate.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-"Service guarantees citizenship"... Right from the off some political plays.</p><p>-It shows the galaxy, our solar system and the bugs home system. The milky way is 105.7K light years across, even just half way, it would take 50K light years to reach, a meteor would take millions of years to travel that far.</p><p>-Oldest high schoolers EVER (Casper Van Dein was 29 and Denise Richards was 26, when making this movie)</p><p>-The uniforms are adidas...</p><p> </p><p>Another news brief, citizens rule, a murderer tried and convicted, the execution to be broadcast the same day, a psychic commercial, then a bug eating a cow and how a human colony of Mormon extremists, at Port Joe Smith, was attached and killed by bugs. Next, Rico is shown at drill, with Clancy Browns, Zim. Some comradery is starting to build and Diz shows up. They're shown training at boot, trying to make squad leader. Shower scene and exposition of why they all joined up. Some banter in the bunk, and we're shown Carmen in pilot training on the moon. Zander, from the football game, is her assistant instructor. She takes the ship out with some close calls. Back with Rico, runs through a training exercise and becomes squad leader. Carmen sends Rico a dear John... video. He's shown running a live fire exercise that gets a cadet killed when trying to fix his helmet. Rico then receives administrative punishment and is publicly whipped 10 times. Carmen on the bridge of the ship and Zander is hitting on her when an asteroid appears out of nowhere and nearly destroys the ship. Rico is shown to be leaving the mobile infantry, and while on a call with his parents, is strangely disconnected. As he's walking down washout lane, there is a commotion and a news flash shows the asteroid has hit Buenos Aires, where Rico and Diz are from. Over 8+M dead and 12+M injured. Ricos exit papers are destroyed and he stays.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The one girl in the shower who says she wants to have babies, and it's easier to get the permissions with service. Sounds fun.</p><p>-The graphics are still REALLY good. It's a good blend of practical and CGI. Not perfect, but really good.</p><p>-Just all the cheesy, sci-fi tropes... but its also SO obvious with them as well. the satire is strong.</p><p>-The mail call with the tiny CD.. Noice.</p><p>-Any satirical significance to the black officer whipping Rico?</p><p>-AT&T global communications with Ricos parents</p><p> </p><p>Another propaganda reel. "The only good bug, is a dead bug"... The federal council is shown declaring war: humans DOMINATE the galaxy. Carl shows us that while blowing off a bug limb is ok, they're still 86% effective, and says to aim to the nervestem. Children are shown stomping on bugs and "doing their part". It cuts live to a space station and Rico and the other troopers are interviewed. As they go to get a tattoo, Carmen sees Rico, and they talk Zander shows up and they fight. Rico, Diz, and the others get tattoos. Troopers load up and are dropped in. The ships are also shown to be taking damage with bad intel, and as Carmen tries to pilot away, a fireball erupts and they cut away to the troopers attacking. The plasma is coming from giant bugs, which they immediately 'nuke'. Diz asks Ace what to do, he freezes, and Rico tells them to kill them all. We see the reporter from the opening of the movie, but what's happening on the planet, behind the camera. Rico is injured and the last we see is a camera shot down a bugs throat. Another news broadcast, very somber. 100,00 dead in 1 hour. The marshal resigns, to fight the bug, we must understand the bug. Scientists argue for bug intelligence. Carmen is shown to be alive, and the fleet is decimated. She searches and finds Rico is listed KIA. He's shown in some tank, getting his leg repaired. Rico, Diz and Ace are joining a new squad, the roughnecks. The Lt. is shown to be Rasczak, from their high school.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Definitely see the Nazi-esque uniforms</p><p>-Reminds me of Mao Zedong and the killing of the sparrows.</p><p>-The death from above and the flexed bicep... Jeez</p><p>-The song that plays when Carmen and Rico meet up again... it's the only song with lyrics, and very 90's and everytime I hear it, all I can think is: go for it, Angus...</p><p> </p><p>Jets are flying over and firebombing bugs, with the mobile infantry troopers mopping up afterwards. Watkins REALLY gets a bug, and is sprayed for it. They find a bug hole and nuke it. As the run to assist another squad, a huge bug comes up from behind them and blows fire. Rico jumps on its back, shoots a hole in it, and throws a grenade. Afterwards, Rasczak promotes him to Corporal, and Diz to squad leader. Rasczak give the squad beer and entertainment, as they dance and drink, Diz and Rico finally get together. She tells Rico she loves him, and he doesn't say it back, when they're interrupted and told they have to go to a distress signal. As they move, the comms and sgt gets snatched by a flying bug, Rasczak shoots him and says he expects the same from everyone else. Rico is promoted to acting sergeant. Everyone is dead at the base, they find an officer with their brains sucked out. They found a general hiding, and he reveals the bugs are intelligent trying to learn about humans to kill them. The trap is sprung and thousands of bugs swarm the base. The flying bugs come in and decapitate a few soldiers, one shot and crashing, takes out the cowardly general. They call for extraction as they're being overrun. They retreat into the compound and a transport ship lands as their retreating, Rasczak gets sucked underground and loses his legs, he tells Rico, you know what to do and Rico shoots him. A big flame bug comes up and Diz lobs a grenade into its mouth, but a bug comes up behind her and stabs her. Another firebug busts through the wall as the transport ship takes off and we see thousands of bugs swarming. Rico holds Diz as she dies very dramatically, and that it's ok because she got to him. Rico asks for them to bomb the planet, and is denied, but Carmen sees he is alive and she seems very forlorn. Rico speaks at Diz's funeral. Carl arrives and tells them they know of a brain bug on the planet and they're going back to get it. he's promoted again to Lt. Carmen tells him to take care, and he replies he'll see her again.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The guy getting sprayed with bug blood... Who gets to do that?</p><p>-Just all the over acting. But still, the effects are pretty good. The fighting is compelling.</p><p>Back on the planet, there is a lot of activity. Rico greets the new recruits, who he refers to as kids, with the same speech Rasczak gave when he joined, and the roughnecks are re-named Ricos Roughnecks. Carmen's ship is cut in half by a plasma hit; they barely make it to an escape pod, when the ship is hit with another plasma hit. They are forced crash land on the planet, Rico makes contact with her as they crash into a cave. Bugs immediately show up and close in. They stab Zander through the leg and Carmen through her shoulder. Rico cancels the rescue op, but they're shown to be alive. As Rico is exploring the caves, he gets some sort of intuition that Carmen is alive, and they go off mission to find her. The brain bug approaches and stabs Zander in the head, and sucks his brains out. As it's about to get Carmen, she cuts off the impaler, as Rico comes in holding a nuke. The brain bug exits and the others wait to attack until it's gone. Watkins is injured and takes the nuke. He kills as many as he can when the nuke goes off, giving Rico, Ace and Carmen time to escape. As they exit the cave, everyone is shown to be celebrating because htey captured thye brain bug. Carl approaches the bug and announces it's afraid. everyone rejoices. It's revealed Carl "told" Rico where to find her, but he says that was classified. He also reveals that Zim, the drill instructor, who is now a private, captured the brain bug. It cuts to another newsreel talking about what mysteries the brain bug will reveal. The narrators tells us the federation needs recruits, like captain carmen, Ace, and Lt. Rico. Writing on the screen, "They'll keep fighting...and they'll win!" Fade to black.</p><p>S:</p><p>-When the 'nuke' goes off... Obviously its a small tactical nuke, but no way you can out run it in a cave.</p><p>-Brain bug mouth is an upside down vagina</p><p>-All of the newsreels show violence towards the bugs, even for kids, and it desensitizes you to their plight. They're obviously an organized, intelligent species, but no one cares, even when in the final news reel, something is jammed into its mouth and it's in pain. It's like the nazis and jews.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mortal Kombat (2021)</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>No fan mail, raitings or reviews. 28 ratings still. </p><p> </p><p><strong>Mortal Kombat</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Simon McQuoid first major motion picture ever</p><p> </p><p>Based on the video game of the same name</p><p> </p><p>Starring: Lewis Tan, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson, Tadanobu Asano, Mehcad Brooks, Ludi Lin, Chin Han, Joe Taslim, Hiroyuki Sanada</p><p> </p><p>Released April 23, 2021</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $50M</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: according to wikipedia, currently, box office take is $50.1M</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.4/10 Rotten Tomates 55%</p><p>Metacritic 44% Google Users 88%</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>it opens on the Hanzo Hasashi Compound, Japan, 1617. A young family converses, and the son goes to check on the crying baby. The husband tells his wife he loves her and he goes to fetch more water. As he gets water, we see the dragon scar. In the house, that's strangely cold, the outside protectors are attacked, and the mother and son hide the baby. The attackers are speaking Chinese. A man in blue robes enters and asks where Hanzo is in Chinese and Japanese. He's shown growing ice out of his hand when they wont tell where Hanzo is. Hanzo hears screaming and runs back and finds his murdered guards, and spots his wife and son, bloody and frozen on the ground. Attackers come and hey are VIOLENTLY dispatched. He ties a rope through a blade and quickly kills more attackers. He finds the man in blue, Bi-Han, says he's killed all of Hanzos country-men. They Fight, and Bi-Han gets the upper-hand, stabbing him with his own spear, and leaves him. Though, Hanzo isn't quite dead yet, and he hears the hidden baby crying, he tried to drag himself back to the house, but dies before reaching the house. The dragon emblem then vanishes off his hand, and he disappears into flames. it begins to rain, and Raiden appears from lightning. He picks up the spear, and takes the baby, and disappears. Screen cuts to black.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Wife using the scorpion spike thing.</p><p>-Hanzo getting stabbed and pulled up 6" would've gutted him.</p><p>-Right off the bat, you know this is going to be MUCH different than the first film; so much character building and back ground on the initial two, or three with Raiden, characters. The violence and gore, too.</p><p> </p><p>The screen reads: "Earthrealm is on the verge of catastrophe, Should it lose one more tournament, the savage realm of outworld will invade. But and ancient prophecy foretells that a new group of champions will be united by the rise of Hanzo Hasashi's blood." Cole Younger, is getting ready for a fight. As he's fighting, we're shown a man watching him from the crowd. Cole taps out of the fight. We're taking to Outworld, a barren looking place. Subzero and Shang Tsung talk and they explain their plan to kill all of earths heros before the Mortal Kombat tournament. As Cole is cleaning up, he sees a flash of Hanzo in flames. Jax introduces himself to Cole; he asks about the dragon on his chest, who the girl says was a birthmark. Jax follows him, and it begins to snow, and they say it's July... Then the ice really starts to creep in. Subzero appears and begins to attack the street, and Cole, lifting and throwing huge balls of ice, Jax saves them and explains what the dragon mark is, and he must fight. Subzero stops them going down an alley, and Jax tells him to find Sonya Blade, and he goes after subzero in a building. Subzero surprises him, and they fight. It goes back and forth, but subzero gains the upper hand, then freezes Jaxs arms, and breaks them off. He falls down a shaft and isn't moving. Cole tells his wife he's got to go find Sonya to keep them safe.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Immediately off the bat, you know who Cole is, the yellow and black, just like Hanzo shown in the scene before him.</p><p>-The girl braiding the yellow and black bracelet.</p><p>-Is the girl his daughter or just a gf's daughter?</p><p>-When Jax and Cole meet, he mentions Cole took a belt from Eddie Tobias, who is the creator of MK</p><p>-Apparently there is canon how Jax loses his arms, but this changes it. Also, originally, Subzero was somewhat of a good guy.</p><p> </p><p>Back in outworld, Mileena meets with Shang Tsung, telling him Jax is dead and someone got away. Tsung, tells her to kill them all, and that winning 9 straight without cheating is impossible, to send the reptile to finish it. As the camera pulls back, we see a large statue of a four armed creature. Cole arrives and is ambushed by Sonya. She lets him in and we learn about the history of the dragon markings. Lots of exposition, world building, and that his mark means he has to fight in Mortal Kombat. Cole looks at the boards, and sees a drawing of Hanzo, and has another flash. Kano interrupts and we're introduced to him, who makes fun of Sonya for not having a mark. Suddenly the lights go out and the trio are attacked by the camouflaged reptile. The three alternate attacks, and Kano escapes his handcuffs and uses a knife that was thrown into his leg by Sonya, and stabs a flare to its back, so they can see it. Reptile grabs Kano, and while distracted, Sonya throws a knife into it's chest, it drops Kano, who pulls out the knife, punches the wound and pulls out the creatures heart, stating, "Kano wins."</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Why do their voices sound different in outworld? There's a weird echo?</p><p>-Kano is actually hilarious</p><p>-Reptile looks awesome, thank God.</p><p>-If Reptiles saliva is acidic, strange it's blood isn't.</p><p>-too bad they killed Reptile off so fast.</p><p> </p><p>Kano, for some reason, has stayed with Cole and Sonya. As they're trying to put together where to go, Kano discloses he knows where Raidens temple by running guns. Sonya and Kano go back and forth, and agree that Kano will take them for $3M. Which turns out was a ruse by Sonya. On the plane, Cole has another vision/dream. They parachute into someplace that looks like outworld... and Kano is lost. He and Sonya have words and a quick fight, with Kano goading her to kill him and take the mark. They finally find someone walking in the desert, when Kano approaches, he's shot back with a fireball produced by who we learn is Liu Kang. Kano is hyped to learn he may get super powers. Liu Kang leads them to Raidens temple. He explains the back ground of the temple, and that they must begin their training. They enter the temple and se see wall drawings of other tournaments, and other characters. Cole comes across a drawing of the intro fight, Bi-Han and Hanzo, and recognizes the spear from a vision. Liu Kang says again they must train to find their inner power. Sonya wonders off and she finds Jax, alive. Liu Kang found him, and they are trying to heal him. Liu introduces them to Raiden, and he is not impressed.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Love the foreshadowing and Kano mumbling "I fucking hate garden gnomes."</p><p>-I like how they replaced Kanos metal face/eye with the scar.. more "realistic"</p><p>-I don't think Kano wants the marking... I'd almost say he's scared.</p><p>-This temple is thousands of years old, yet, they've got some glass conductor right in the middle of it? Weird.</p><p>-Raiden was kind of a dick</p><p> </p><p>Liu Kang, meditating, hears something in the temple and Subzero is shown opening the temple door; Liu Kang attacks, and subzero returns blows, as he grabs him, a hat comes flying in, knocks him back, and lands. A man then materializes below it who Liu identifies as his cousin. Tsung walks in with Mileena, and confronts Raiden, stating conflict outside of mortal kombat isn't excluded and the elder gods are too lazy to do anything, he then orders his followers to kill them. Raiden slams his staff down, and brings a protective barrier down around them. Kung Lao is introduced, and we're told the power comes from their arcana, a gift from the dragon symbol, and that to defeat the other fighters, they'll have to unlock their arcana through fighting. Sonya can't fight since she doesn't have a mark. Dejected, she sits with Jax who comes to, and sees hes got new metal arms. Cole and Kano fight Kung Lao and Liu Kang, and are defeated, with out finding their arcana. Liu tells Cole how he got his arcana, by killing a man who sold orphans like himself. Cole fights and loses again, Jax is angry/upset with his new arms. Sonya recounts her first day of training with Jax to keep going or regret it for the rest of your life. Eating dinner, Kano keeps picking at people, and Kung Lao and Liu Kang antagonize him. Calling him an aggressive bunny. During an explosive outburst, Kano shoots a laser out of his eye... the first to harness his arcana. Cole is literally just getting beat, not fighting back, to focus on the pain, with no luck. Raiden tells Cole his linage, a descendant of Hanzo, that when he died, he went to the neatherealm in hell to search for revenge. Raiden sends Cole back to his family, saying the blood still isn't as strong.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The barrier and the whole training bit is a bit trope-y...</p><p>-"All you can do now is test your might"</p><p>-I like the 80's feeling synth/techno fight music... But Kung Laos stances with his hat are kinda dumb</p><p>-This whole section kinda drags.</p><p>-Decent looking lightning</p><p> </p><p>Back in outword, Shang Tsung introduces Nitara, Kabal and Gen Reiko. Kabal says he knows Kano, and can get them by the barrier. We're shown Goros shadow. Kabal convinces Kano to betray everyone. Cole hears something in a barn...back to Kano destroying Raidens staff and the barrier. Shang tsung enters with his fighters and Kano switches sides... Cole watches Goro emerge from the barn. They all start to fight, and the earthrelm fighters aren't doing too well. Sonya is stabbed, and Kano drops stone hand on her. Kabal and Liu Kang fight, meanwhile Kung Lau waits for Nitara... When she flies in and attacks, he jumps on her, rides her around, puts his razor tipped hat in the sand spinning, and puts her through head first, cutting her in half... Finishing with a "flawless victory." Back to Cole, Goro is about to tear Cole in half, when Allison attacks with an axe, they get in a truck and try to run him down, Goro pulls Allison out, watching Coles bracelet comes alive and wraps his body in an armor. Goro hits him with a door, which leaves his chest glowing, otherwise unhurt. As they fight, Goro pounds on him, causing his armor to glow, Emily yells, "dad, use your uppercut!" and the glowing energy transfers to his fist, hitting Goro and knocking him back, surprised. Goro jumps and does an attack that leaves much of Coles chest glowing, that then transfers to his arms, and two stylized tonfas appear. They continue to fight, and Cole gains the upper hand, by literally taking one of Goros, disemboweling him, and shoving a tonfa through his eye. Goro falls dead. Cole checks on his family, and Emily tells him, "Bad ass suit, dad."</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Kabal is hilarious too.</p><p>-While goro is obviously computer generated, still better than the 95 version</p><p>-In the barn, the pole that Cole breaks, you can clearly see where its supposed to break.</p><p>-According to Lewis Tan, who plays Cole, "They were described to me by [director Simon McQuoid] as a protection over the heritage that runs through the bloodline of Cole Young. In the beginning of the movie, if you look carefully at the basket that his great-great-great grandmother was placed in, you can see though the same webbing/cross-hatching that’s on [Cole’s] suit is the same thing that was on that basket. It’s the same design. [It’s] not only the design that saved this baby, but it’s a design that saved his bloodline, and it’s a design that’s physically protecting his body."</p><p> </p><p>Back at Raidens temple, Jax wakes up to find Sonya under the rock, he asks for help, and as he tries to lift her, his arms start to transform. We then see his new, bigger arcana arms. Raiden arrives, and sends a doorway for Cole. Raiden reveals he planned for Cole to leave and find his arcana, and reveals Coles bloodline to subzero. As Raiden is about to leave with everyone, tsung tells subzero to stop him, and he blasts Cole from the teleport beam. As Subzero moves in to attack, Kung Lau stops him, while distracted, Shang Tsung pulls him to him and sucks his soul, killing him. Raiden takes the fighters into the void, he tells Cole about the spear with Hanzos blade. Cole comes up with a plan to split up the fighters, but to do it their way. Raiden sends Jax with Reiko, Sonya against Kano, though she wants the "bitch with the teeth." Liu Kang and Cole take Meelna and Kabal. Saving Subzero for last, to take out together. We switch back and forth, Liu and Kabal, Cole and Meelna, Reiko and Jax, who breaks Reikos hammer, beats him down to his knees, and then crushes his head, saying, "yea, these mother fuckers work." Kano is being sneak attacked by Sonya, they fight and Sonya disables his laser by throwing acetate in his eye, they bust through the window back outside on the ground, Kano is choking her, and she searches for something... She grabs the gnome from earlier and stabbs Kano thorugh the eye, and gains his dragon on her arm. Liu does a bicycle kick to Kabal, the preforms a fire-dragon fatality, for Kung Lau. Mileena screams and her cheeks split showing her huge mouth, biting Coles tonfa, Sonya then appears and blasts a hole through Meelna, killing her. Cutting back to Coles family, they're packing up to leave, and Subzero appears. The then appears to Cole, and shows the bracelet she made early on, freezes it, and crushes it. As he steps back through the teleporting smoke, Cole follows and arrives in a frozen gym from the beginning of the movie.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Cool, if silly fatalities</p><p>-Most of the places the final battles occur in are stages from the game, the pit for sure, probably not Sonyas trailer though.</p><p>-pretty impressive how quickly Sonya accesses her arcana.</p><p> </p><p>Cole sees his family, but Subzero attacks, wanting to end the Hanzo bloodline. They fight and subzero is getting the upper hand, telling him he'll die with his family, he grabs the spear and tries to stab subzero, but is reversed, and when the blade cuts into Coles hand, it starts to glow red with fire. Subzero recognizes it as the blade of Hanzo, and as he's about to stab Cole with is, a flaming spear pierces his arm, behind him, Hanzo, or Scorpion, appears and says his trademark, "Get over here", yanking him away from Cole. Hanzo tells Subzero he's risen from hell to kill him. He removes his mask, asking if he remembers the face, and that he is now Scorpion. Cole starts trying to get his family out, and Scorpion and Subzero fight. When Scorpion sees Coles family, he's taken aback, reminded of his family. Cole and Scorpion both faceoff against subzero. He freezes Scorpion, and starts losing armor. Scorpion breaks free with a firy blast, and Coles family wake up. Subzero removes his helmet, and says, "for the Lin Kuei." They fight and it's obvious Subzero is defeated, Scorpion tells Cole to leave him, Cole gets his family as Scorpion tells Subzero, "You hoped I would burn in the fires of hell... but instead, I learned to control them." He sends a fiery blast at Subzero, killing him. He tells Cole he's freed him, and to take care of his bloodline...and vanishes in fire. Raiden and the others appear, Raiden sees the body of Subzero and is impressed. Shang Tsung appears and they confront each other. tsung says death is only another portal, and the bodies of Subzero and Goro disappear. He threatens to return with armies, and Raiden sends him away, saying, "He talks too much. Raiden says hes going to assemble a new list of champions and Cole asks whos first. Cole is showing cleaning out his locker, and says hes going to Hollywood, as the camera pans we see a headless poster for a Johnny Cage movie, Citizen Cage: Fight For Your Rights, cut to end credits and the the remixed Mortal Kombat theme.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-thought the fighting was solid..</p><p>-Hated we had to wait SO LONG to see scorpion, but worth the wait.</p><p>-Interesting twist making subzero bad an scorpion good.</p><p>-I do wonder how many more movies like this Sanada can/could do, he's 61.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mortal Kombat (2021)</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>No fan mail, raitings or reviews. 28 ratings still. </p><p> </p><p><strong>Mortal Kombat</strong></p><p> </p><p>Directed by: Simon McQuoid first major motion picture ever</p><p> </p><p>Based on the video game of the same name</p><p> </p><p>Starring: Lewis Tan, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson, Tadanobu Asano, Mehcad Brooks, Ludi Lin, Chin Han, Joe Taslim, Hiroyuki Sanada</p><p> </p><p>Released April 23, 2021</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $50M</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: according to wikipedia, currently, box office take is $50.1M</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.4/10 Rotten Tomates 55%</p><p>Metacritic 44% Google Users 88%</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>it opens on the Hanzo Hasashi Compound, Japan, 1617. A young family converses, and the son goes to check on the crying baby. The husband tells his wife he loves her and he goes to fetch more water. As he gets water, we see the dragon scar. In the house, that's strangely cold, the outside protectors are attacked, and the mother and son hide the baby. The attackers are speaking Chinese. A man in blue robes enters and asks where Hanzo is in Chinese and Japanese. He's shown growing ice out of his hand when they wont tell where Hanzo is. Hanzo hears screaming and runs back and finds his murdered guards, and spots his wife and son, bloody and frozen on the ground. Attackers come and hey are VIOLENTLY dispatched. He ties a rope through a blade and quickly kills more attackers. He finds the man in blue, Bi-Han, says he's killed all of Hanzos country-men. They Fight, and Bi-Han gets the upper-hand, stabbing him with his own spear, and leaves him. Though, Hanzo isn't quite dead yet, and he hears the hidden baby crying, he tried to drag himself back to the house, but dies before reaching the house. The dragon emblem then vanishes off his hand, and he disappears into flames. it begins to rain, and Raiden appears from lightning. He picks up the spear, and takes the baby, and disappears. Screen cuts to black.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Wife using the scorpion spike thing.</p><p>-Hanzo getting stabbed and pulled up 6" would've gutted him.</p><p>-Right off the bat, you know this is going to be MUCH different than the first film; so much character building and back ground on the initial two, or three with Raiden, characters. The violence and gore, too.</p><p> </p><p>The screen reads: "Earthrealm is on the verge of catastrophe, Should it lose one more tournament, the savage realm of outworld will invade. But and ancient prophecy foretells that a new group of champions will be united by the rise of Hanzo Hasashi's blood." Cole Younger, is getting ready for a fight. As he's fighting, we're shown a man watching him from the crowd. Cole taps out of the fight. We're taking to Outworld, a barren looking place. Subzero and Shang Tsung talk and they explain their plan to kill all of earths heros before the Mortal Kombat tournament. As Cole is cleaning up, he sees a flash of Hanzo in flames. Jax introduces himself to Cole; he asks about the dragon on his chest, who the girl says was a birthmark. Jax follows him, and it begins to snow, and they say it's July... Then the ice really starts to creep in. Subzero appears and begins to attack the street, and Cole, lifting and throwing huge balls of ice, Jax saves them and explains what the dragon mark is, and he must fight. Subzero stops them going down an alley, and Jax tells him to find Sonya Blade, and he goes after subzero in a building. Subzero surprises him, and they fight. It goes back and forth, but subzero gains the upper hand, then freezes Jaxs arms, and breaks them off. He falls down a shaft and isn't moving. Cole tells his wife he's got to go find Sonya to keep them safe.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Immediately off the bat, you know who Cole is, the yellow and black, just like Hanzo shown in the scene before him.</p><p>-The girl braiding the yellow and black bracelet.</p><p>-Is the girl his daughter or just a gf's daughter?</p><p>-When Jax and Cole meet, he mentions Cole took a belt from Eddie Tobias, who is the creator of MK</p><p>-Apparently there is canon how Jax loses his arms, but this changes it. Also, originally, Subzero was somewhat of a good guy.</p><p> </p><p>Back in outworld, Mileena meets with Shang Tsung, telling him Jax is dead and someone got away. Tsung, tells her to kill them all, and that winning 9 straight without cheating is impossible, to send the reptile to finish it. As the camera pulls back, we see a large statue of a four armed creature. Cole arrives and is ambushed by Sonya. She lets him in and we learn about the history of the dragon markings. Lots of exposition, world building, and that his mark means he has to fight in Mortal Kombat. Cole looks at the boards, and sees a drawing of Hanzo, and has another flash. Kano interrupts and we're introduced to him, who makes fun of Sonya for not having a mark. Suddenly the lights go out and the trio are attacked by the camouflaged reptile. The three alternate attacks, and Kano escapes his handcuffs and uses a knife that was thrown into his leg by Sonya, and stabs a flare to its back, so they can see it. Reptile grabs Kano, and while distracted, Sonya throws a knife into it's chest, it drops Kano, who pulls out the knife, punches the wound and pulls out the creatures heart, stating, "Kano wins."</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Why do their voices sound different in outworld? There's a weird echo?</p><p>-Kano is actually hilarious</p><p>-Reptile looks awesome, thank God.</p><p>-If Reptiles saliva is acidic, strange it's blood isn't.</p><p>-too bad they killed Reptile off so fast.</p><p> </p><p>Kano, for some reason, has stayed with Cole and Sonya. As they're trying to put together where to go, Kano discloses he knows where Raidens temple by running guns. Sonya and Kano go back and forth, and agree that Kano will take them for $3M. Which turns out was a ruse by Sonya. On the plane, Cole has another vision/dream. They parachute into someplace that looks like outworld... and Kano is lost. He and Sonya have words and a quick fight, with Kano goading her to kill him and take the mark. They finally find someone walking in the desert, when Kano approaches, he's shot back with a fireball produced by who we learn is Liu Kang. Kano is hyped to learn he may get super powers. Liu Kang leads them to Raidens temple. He explains the back ground of the temple, and that they must begin their training. They enter the temple and se see wall drawings of other tournaments, and other characters. Cole comes across a drawing of the intro fight, Bi-Han and Hanzo, and recognizes the spear from a vision. Liu Kang says again they must train to find their inner power. Sonya wonders off and she finds Jax, alive. Liu Kang found him, and they are trying to heal him. Liu introduces them to Raiden, and he is not impressed.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Love the foreshadowing and Kano mumbling "I fucking hate garden gnomes."</p><p>-I like how they replaced Kanos metal face/eye with the scar.. more "realistic"</p><p>-I don't think Kano wants the marking... I'd almost say he's scared.</p><p>-This temple is thousands of years old, yet, they've got some glass conductor right in the middle of it? Weird.</p><p>-Raiden was kind of a dick</p><p> </p><p>Liu Kang, meditating, hears something in the temple and Subzero is shown opening the temple door; Liu Kang attacks, and subzero returns blows, as he grabs him, a hat comes flying in, knocks him back, and lands. A man then materializes below it who Liu identifies as his cousin. Tsung walks in with Mileena, and confronts Raiden, stating conflict outside of mortal kombat isn't excluded and the elder gods are too lazy to do anything, he then orders his followers to kill them. Raiden slams his staff down, and brings a protective barrier down around them. Kung Lao is introduced, and we're told the power comes from their arcana, a gift from the dragon symbol, and that to defeat the other fighters, they'll have to unlock their arcana through fighting. Sonya can't fight since she doesn't have a mark. Dejected, she sits with Jax who comes to, and sees hes got new metal arms. Cole and Kano fight Kung Lao and Liu Kang, and are defeated, with out finding their arcana. Liu tells Cole how he got his arcana, by killing a man who sold orphans like himself. Cole fights and loses again, Jax is angry/upset with his new arms. Sonya recounts her first day of training with Jax to keep going or regret it for the rest of your life. Eating dinner, Kano keeps picking at people, and Kung Lao and Liu Kang antagonize him. Calling him an aggressive bunny. During an explosive outburst, Kano shoots a laser out of his eye... the first to harness his arcana. Cole is literally just getting beat, not fighting back, to focus on the pain, with no luck. Raiden tells Cole his linage, a descendant of Hanzo, that when he died, he went to the neatherealm in hell to search for revenge. Raiden sends Cole back to his family, saying the blood still isn't as strong.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The barrier and the whole training bit is a bit trope-y...</p><p>-"All you can do now is test your might"</p><p>-I like the 80's feeling synth/techno fight music... But Kung Laos stances with his hat are kinda dumb</p><p>-This whole section kinda drags.</p><p>-Decent looking lightning</p><p> </p><p>Back in outword, Shang Tsung introduces Nitara, Kabal and Gen Reiko. Kabal says he knows Kano, and can get them by the barrier. We're shown Goros shadow. Kabal convinces Kano to betray everyone. Cole hears something in a barn...back to Kano destroying Raidens staff and the barrier. Shang tsung enters with his fighters and Kano switches sides... Cole watches Goro emerge from the barn. They all start to fight, and the earthrelm fighters aren't doing too well. Sonya is stabbed, and Kano drops stone hand on her. Kabal and Liu Kang fight, meanwhile Kung Lau waits for Nitara... When she flies in and attacks, he jumps on her, rides her around, puts his razor tipped hat in the sand spinning, and puts her through head first, cutting her in half... Finishing with a "flawless victory." Back to Cole, Goro is about to tear Cole in half, when Allison attacks with an axe, they get in a truck and try to run him down, Goro pulls Allison out, watching Coles bracelet comes alive and wraps his body in an armor. Goro hits him with a door, which leaves his chest glowing, otherwise unhurt. As they fight, Goro pounds on him, causing his armor to glow, Emily yells, "dad, use your uppercut!" and the glowing energy transfers to his fist, hitting Goro and knocking him back, surprised. Goro jumps and does an attack that leaves much of Coles chest glowing, that then transfers to his arms, and two stylized tonfas appear. They continue to fight, and Cole gains the upper hand, by literally taking one of Goros, disemboweling him, and shoving a tonfa through his eye. Goro falls dead. Cole checks on his family, and Emily tells him, "Bad ass suit, dad."</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Kabal is hilarious too.</p><p>-While goro is obviously computer generated, still better than the 95 version</p><p>-In the barn, the pole that Cole breaks, you can clearly see where its supposed to break.</p><p>-According to Lewis Tan, who plays Cole, "They were described to me by [director Simon McQuoid] as a protection over the heritage that runs through the bloodline of Cole Young. In the beginning of the movie, if you look carefully at the basket that his great-great-great grandmother was placed in, you can see though the same webbing/cross-hatching that’s on [Cole’s] suit is the same thing that was on that basket. It’s the same design. [It’s] not only the design that saved this baby, but it’s a design that saved his bloodline, and it’s a design that’s physically protecting his body."</p><p> </p><p>Back at Raidens temple, Jax wakes up to find Sonya under the rock, he asks for help, and as he tries to lift her, his arms start to transform. We then see his new, bigger arcana arms. Raiden arrives, and sends a doorway for Cole. Raiden reveals he planned for Cole to leave and find his arcana, and reveals Coles bloodline to subzero. As Raiden is about to leave with everyone, tsung tells subzero to stop him, and he blasts Cole from the teleport beam. As Subzero moves in to attack, Kung Lau stops him, while distracted, Shang Tsung pulls him to him and sucks his soul, killing him. Raiden takes the fighters into the void, he tells Cole about the spear with Hanzos blade. Cole comes up with a plan to split up the fighters, but to do it their way. Raiden sends Jax with Reiko, Sonya against Kano, though she wants the "bitch with the teeth." Liu Kang and Cole take Meelna and Kabal. Saving Subzero for last, to take out together. We switch back and forth, Liu and Kabal, Cole and Meelna, Reiko and Jax, who breaks Reikos hammer, beats him down to his knees, and then crushes his head, saying, "yea, these mother fuckers work." Kano is being sneak attacked by Sonya, they fight and Sonya disables his laser by throwing acetate in his eye, they bust through the window back outside on the ground, Kano is choking her, and she searches for something... She grabs the gnome from earlier and stabbs Kano thorugh the eye, and gains his dragon on her arm. Liu does a bicycle kick to Kabal, the preforms a fire-dragon fatality, for Kung Lau. Mileena screams and her cheeks split showing her huge mouth, biting Coles tonfa, Sonya then appears and blasts a hole through Meelna, killing her. Cutting back to Coles family, they're packing up to leave, and Subzero appears. The then appears to Cole, and shows the bracelet she made early on, freezes it, and crushes it. As he steps back through the teleporting smoke, Cole follows and arrives in a frozen gym from the beginning of the movie.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Cool, if silly fatalities</p><p>-Most of the places the final battles occur in are stages from the game, the pit for sure, probably not Sonyas trailer though.</p><p>-pretty impressive how quickly Sonya accesses her arcana.</p><p> </p><p>Cole sees his family, but Subzero attacks, wanting to end the Hanzo bloodline. They fight and subzero is getting the upper hand, telling him he'll die with his family, he grabs the spear and tries to stab subzero, but is reversed, and when the blade cuts into Coles hand, it starts to glow red with fire. Subzero recognizes it as the blade of Hanzo, and as he's about to stab Cole with is, a flaming spear pierces his arm, behind him, Hanzo, or Scorpion, appears and says his trademark, "Get over here", yanking him away from Cole. Hanzo tells Subzero he's risen from hell to kill him. He removes his mask, asking if he remembers the face, and that he is now Scorpion. Cole starts trying to get his family out, and Scorpion and Subzero fight. When Scorpion sees Coles family, he's taken aback, reminded of his family. Cole and Scorpion both faceoff against subzero. He freezes Scorpion, and starts losing armor. Scorpion breaks free with a firy blast, and Coles family wake up. Subzero removes his helmet, and says, "for the Lin Kuei." They fight and it's obvious Subzero is defeated, Scorpion tells Cole to leave him, Cole gets his family as Scorpion tells Subzero, "You hoped I would burn in the fires of hell... but instead, I learned to control them." He sends a fiery blast at Subzero, killing him. He tells Cole he's freed him, and to take care of his bloodline...and vanishes in fire. Raiden and the others appear, Raiden sees the body of Subzero and is impressed. Shang Tsung appears and they confront each other. tsung says death is only another portal, and the bodies of Subzero and Goro disappear. He threatens to return with armies, and Raiden sends him away, saying, "He talks too much. Raiden says hes going to assemble a new list of champions and Cole asks whos first. Cole is showing cleaning out his locker, and says hes going to Hollywood, as the camera pans we see a headless poster for a Johnny Cage movie, Citizen Cage: Fight For Your Rights, cut to end credits and the the remixed Mortal Kombat theme.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-thought the fighting was solid..</p><p>-Hated we had to wait SO LONG to see scorpion, but worth the wait.</p><p>-Interesting twist making subzero bad an scorpion good.</p><p>-I do wonder how many more movies like this Sanada can/could do, he's 61.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... MORTAL KOMBAT! A SPOILER FILLED REVIEW of the new Mortal Kombat movie that JUST released in theatres and HBO Max on Friday, April 23rd, 2021. Does it hold a flame to the timeless 1995 classic, or does it have a FLAWLESS VICTORY and perform a FATALITY to its&apos; previous incarnation. GET OVER HERE...and listen to The Guys Review... Mortal Kombat. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mortal Kombat (1995)</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS** mention listener in Cour D'Alene, ID</strong></i></p><p><strong>Mortal Kombat</strong></p><p>Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson</p><p>Starring Robin Shou, Bridgette Wilson, Christopher Lambert, Linden Ashby and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa</p><p>Released August 18, 1995</p><p>Budget: $18M ($31.1M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $73M Domestic ($126M 2021), $52M ($90M 2021) international, total of $125M ($216M 2021)</p><p>Gross: #1 movie for 3 weeks, and the 7th highest grossing video game movie (double dragon is not on the list)</p><p>**The film's soundtrack went platinum in less than two weeks.</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 5.8/10 Rotten Tomates 46% </p><p>Metacritic 58% Google Users 89%</p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open to two men fighting at some temples. The younger boy is defeated, and we see it's Liu Kangs dream. Next we're on a raid of some sort, with Sonya and Jax looking for Kano. Kano is working with Shang Sung to get Sonya on a boat. Next, we flash to LA and a Johnny Cage facing 4 guys in, what we learn, is a movie. His mentor convinces him to participate in a tournament, and is then shown to be Shang Sung in disguise. Liu Kang returns to the temple of light. He argues with his grandfather, and wants to represent the temple in the tournament. Enter Raiden. The fighters are shown waiting on the dock when a mystical boat appears. Sonya sees Kano board the boat and follows him. The main characters are introduced to each other. Sonya, searching for Kano finds Shang Sung, and are introduced to Scorpion and Subzero. Raiden stops them from fighting. Raiden then explains to them what Mortal Kombat is, and that if Shang Sung wins, the Outworld warriors will invade Earth. Shang Sung declares the tournament has begun.</p><p>S:</p><p>-I love that the movie just starts with the techno theme. Super 90's.</p><p>-The dialoge is a bit... Eh</p><p>-Eye electricity</p><p>-Boat CGI isn't that bad.</p><p>-Why 10 victories to be able to invade?</p><p>The fighters arrive to the island, where they're shown climbing impossibly tall stairs. Liu Kang eyes Kitana, and we see the very poorly cgi'd reptile is sent to follow them. The fighters are at a banquet, that is disrupted by Shang Sung, and we're shown what Subzero can do, when he freezes and explodes a fighter. Flawless victory. Liu Kang, Sonya and Johnny Cage follow Shang Sung, who leads them to Kano an our first proper view of Goro. He gives some exposition on who Shang Sung is, and who he is. The three are heard trying to leave, and Shang Sung sends men after them. Liu Kang has an encounter with Reptile. Johnny leads them in a circle back to the hall where Kano was, and 6 guys attack them. After, Raiden saves them from a large group of attackers. Raiden gives some exposition on Shang Sung, and the tournament begins with Liu Kang fighting a dude, who he defeats, and Shang Sung takes his soul with a fatality. Next is a supposedly long awaited fight between Sonya and Kano. Sonya ends up killing Kano with her signature move from the game. Next, Johnny Cage is walking through a forest, and he encounters Scorpion, Scorpion sends his hand/hook thing at  Johnny, which he evades, and when he tries to reel it in, Johnny goes after him, and they end up in Scorpions lair where the intense fight continues. Scorpion does his signature fatality from the game, which Johnny repels with a shield, which he then uses to kill Scorpion...and ends with a signed photo of him.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Johnny Cages one liners, "cant wait to see what the bathrooms look like"</p><p>-Again, like Double Dragon, you can tell who has martial arts training.</p><p>-The floor in the room where Kano was, you can see the squares that makes up the floor.</p><p>-What's with all the pageantry before the fight?</p><p>-The guy who plays Kano is SO much bigger than Sonya, those haymakers would have taken her out.</p><p>-Johnny Scorpion fight was well choreographed.</p><p>-Ed Boone, creator of Mortal Kombat, voiced Scorpion.</p><p> </p><p>Liu Kang is to fight Kitana on a beach. As they fight, she gives him advice for life and his next fight. In the main hall, Raiden is shown to bringing in buckets of water as Liu Kang enters, and SubZero comes down the stairs, their fight begins. SubZero powers up some sort of ice attack, and Liu Kang realizes he can use the water to stop the attack, which impales Sub Zero and freezes him. Goro is shown to enter the tournament and destroy all the humans with ease. We're shown a fight where Goro kills an unnamed fighter Johnny had made a connection with earlier on. Goro kills him with a flawless victory, Shang Sung then takes his soul. Raiden gives a pep talk. Telling them they'll have to face their fears. Liu meditates, Johnny and Sonya talk and Johnny is going to fight Goro to protect Sonya. Raiden tries to stop him, but he makes the deal with Shang Sung. Goro and Johnny meet to fight, Johnny does his move from the game, does the splits, and punches him in the crotch. Johnny runs off and Goro chases him, to a clif. Johnny hides above the entrance and surprises him, and knocks him off the cliff to his death. Shang Sung kidnaps Sonya to Outworld for the final fight. As they walk through Outworld, Liu catches Reptile, and throws him into a stature, which he then becomes a human-like fighter, and the two fight. Liu ends the fight by doing his video game move, the bicycle kick to Reptile, who turns back into the stature and as the reptile creature tries to escape, he kills it. Kitana then tells them what happened to Outworld. She tells him he'll face 3 challenges in the black tower, where Sonya is shown being held.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The Goro animatronics are so bad. The top hands and head are terrible.</p><p>-That Veronica Vaughn...</p><p>-Cary Tagawa is pretty good in this.</p><p>-The Goro yells are annoying.</p><p>Shang Sung and Sonya exchange dialog, and Johnny Cage, Liu Kang, and Kitana are there beside them. Shang Sung challenges Johnny Cage, but Liu then challenges him. As the mortal kombat theme begins, so does their fight. Liu lands a good punch, and uses the souls of a thousand dead warriors and brings in extra fighters. Liu defeats all of them. As he goes to challenge Shang Sung, he morphs into his younger brother Chan, and tries to convince him to give in, as spikes are raised on the ground below (like the stage "The Pit" from the first MK game)... He switches back and they continue to fight. Shang Sung thinks hes won, but Liu realizes his power and begins to make him free the souls. He tries to make him surrender, which he wont. Liu beats him back to the edge and finishes him with a fireball to the chest, and onto a spike. The turns in a shriveled skeleton, and explodes with light and the souls are released. Liu makes peace with his brothers soul. They're shown back at the temple on Earth and everyone is celebrating. Raiden is waiting for them. As they walk, the emperor is shown to be attacking, saying hes come for their souls, and Raiden responds with, "I don't think so." Cue fighting pose and MK theme music.</p><p>S:</p><p>-I like that they changed Sonyas outfit and blew out her hair too. Gotta be pretty as a slave/fighter.</p><p>-This was obviously a VERY well rehearsed fight.</p><p>-I've never understood why everyone waits to take their turn to fight like that...</p><p>-LOVE the end song.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: <a href="https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/">https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</a></p><p>EM: <a href="mailto:theguysreviewpod@gmail.com">theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</a></p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: <a href="https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/">https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</a></p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mortal Kombat (1995)</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS** mention listener in Cour D'Alene, ID</strong></i></p><p><strong>Mortal Kombat</strong></p><p>Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson</p><p>Starring Robin Shou, Bridgette Wilson, Christopher Lambert, Linden Ashby and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa</p><p>Released August 18, 1995</p><p>Budget: $18M ($31.1M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $73M Domestic ($126M 2021), $52M ($90M 2021) international, total of $125M ($216M 2021)</p><p>Gross: #1 movie for 3 weeks, and the 7th highest grossing video game movie (double dragon is not on the list)</p><p>**The film's soundtrack went platinum in less than two weeks.</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 5.8/10 Rotten Tomates 46% </p><p>Metacritic 58% Google Users 89%</p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open to two men fighting at some temples. The younger boy is defeated, and we see it's Liu Kangs dream. Next we're on a raid of some sort, with Sonya and Jax looking for Kano. Kano is working with Shang Sung to get Sonya on a boat. Next, we flash to LA and a Johnny Cage facing 4 guys in, what we learn, is a movie. His mentor convinces him to participate in a tournament, and is then shown to be Shang Sung in disguise. Liu Kang returns to the temple of light. He argues with his grandfather, and wants to represent the temple in the tournament. Enter Raiden. The fighters are shown waiting on the dock when a mystical boat appears. Sonya sees Kano board the boat and follows him. The main characters are introduced to each other. Sonya, searching for Kano finds Shang Sung, and are introduced to Scorpion and Subzero. Raiden stops them from fighting. Raiden then explains to them what Mortal Kombat is, and that if Shang Sung wins, the Outworld warriors will invade Earth. Shang Sung declares the tournament has begun.</p><p>S:</p><p>-I love that the movie just starts with the techno theme. Super 90's.</p><p>-The dialoge is a bit... Eh</p><p>-Eye electricity</p><p>-Boat CGI isn't that bad.</p><p>-Why 10 victories to be able to invade?</p><p>The fighters arrive to the island, where they're shown climbing impossibly tall stairs. Liu Kang eyes Kitana, and we see the very poorly cgi'd reptile is sent to follow them. The fighters are at a banquet, that is disrupted by Shang Sung, and we're shown what Subzero can do, when he freezes and explodes a fighter. Flawless victory. Liu Kang, Sonya and Johnny Cage follow Shang Sung, who leads them to Kano an our first proper view of Goro. He gives some exposition on who Shang Sung is, and who he is. The three are heard trying to leave, and Shang Sung sends men after them. Liu Kang has an encounter with Reptile. Johnny leads them in a circle back to the hall where Kano was, and 6 guys attack them. After, Raiden saves them from a large group of attackers. Raiden gives some exposition on Shang Sung, and the tournament begins with Liu Kang fighting a dude, who he defeats, and Shang Sung takes his soul with a fatality. Next is a supposedly long awaited fight between Sonya and Kano. Sonya ends up killing Kano with her signature move from the game. Next, Johnny Cage is walking through a forest, and he encounters Scorpion, Scorpion sends his hand/hook thing at  Johnny, which he evades, and when he tries to reel it in, Johnny goes after him, and they end up in Scorpions lair where the intense fight continues. Scorpion does his signature fatality from the game, which Johnny repels with a shield, which he then uses to kill Scorpion...and ends with a signed photo of him.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Johnny Cages one liners, "cant wait to see what the bathrooms look like"</p><p>-Again, like Double Dragon, you can tell who has martial arts training.</p><p>-The floor in the room where Kano was, you can see the squares that makes up the floor.</p><p>-What's with all the pageantry before the fight?</p><p>-The guy who plays Kano is SO much bigger than Sonya, those haymakers would have taken her out.</p><p>-Johnny Scorpion fight was well choreographed.</p><p>-Ed Boone, creator of Mortal Kombat, voiced Scorpion.</p><p> </p><p>Liu Kang is to fight Kitana on a beach. As they fight, she gives him advice for life and his next fight. In the main hall, Raiden is shown to bringing in buckets of water as Liu Kang enters, and SubZero comes down the stairs, their fight begins. SubZero powers up some sort of ice attack, and Liu Kang realizes he can use the water to stop the attack, which impales Sub Zero and freezes him. Goro is shown to enter the tournament and destroy all the humans with ease. We're shown a fight where Goro kills an unnamed fighter Johnny had made a connection with earlier on. Goro kills him with a flawless victory, Shang Sung then takes his soul. Raiden gives a pep talk. Telling them they'll have to face their fears. Liu meditates, Johnny and Sonya talk and Johnny is going to fight Goro to protect Sonya. Raiden tries to stop him, but he makes the deal with Shang Sung. Goro and Johnny meet to fight, Johnny does his move from the game, does the splits, and punches him in the crotch. Johnny runs off and Goro chases him, to a clif. Johnny hides above the entrance and surprises him, and knocks him off the cliff to his death. Shang Sung kidnaps Sonya to Outworld for the final fight. As they walk through Outworld, Liu catches Reptile, and throws him into a stature, which he then becomes a human-like fighter, and the two fight. Liu ends the fight by doing his video game move, the bicycle kick to Reptile, who turns back into the stature and as the reptile creature tries to escape, he kills it. Kitana then tells them what happened to Outworld. She tells him he'll face 3 challenges in the black tower, where Sonya is shown being held.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The Goro animatronics are so bad. The top hands and head are terrible.</p><p>-That Veronica Vaughn...</p><p>-Cary Tagawa is pretty good in this.</p><p>-The Goro yells are annoying.</p><p>Shang Sung and Sonya exchange dialog, and Johnny Cage, Liu Kang, and Kitana are there beside them. Shang Sung challenges Johnny Cage, but Liu then challenges him. As the mortal kombat theme begins, so does their fight. Liu lands a good punch, and uses the souls of a thousand dead warriors and brings in extra fighters. Liu defeats all of them. As he goes to challenge Shang Sung, he morphs into his younger brother Chan, and tries to convince him to give in, as spikes are raised on the ground below (like the stage "The Pit" from the first MK game)... He switches back and they continue to fight. Shang Sung thinks hes won, but Liu realizes his power and begins to make him free the souls. He tries to make him surrender, which he wont. Liu beats him back to the edge and finishes him with a fireball to the chest, and onto a spike. The turns in a shriveled skeleton, and explodes with light and the souls are released. Liu makes peace with his brothers soul. They're shown back at the temple on Earth and everyone is celebrating. Raiden is waiting for them. As they walk, the emperor is shown to be attacking, saying hes come for their souls, and Raiden responds with, "I don't think so." Cue fighting pose and MK theme music.</p><p>S:</p><p>-I like that they changed Sonyas outfit and blew out her hair too. Gotta be pretty as a slave/fighter.</p><p>-This was obviously a VERY well rehearsed fight.</p><p>-I've never understood why everyone waits to take their turn to fight like that...</p><p>-LOVE the end song.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: <a href="https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/">https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</a></p><p>EM: <a href="mailto:theguysreviewpod@gmail.com">theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</a></p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: <a href="https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/">https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</a></p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... MORTAL KOMBAT **Cue techno theme music** The Paul W. S. Anderson classic film and one of the earliest, and most successful video game to movie adaptations ever made. Who likes it, who hates, does the Reptile CGI hold up (spoiler: it doesn&apos;t)? Find out on this episode of The Guys Review... FATALITY!! 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... MORTAL KOMBAT **Cue techno theme music** The Paul W. S. Anderson classic film and one of the earliest, and most successful video game to movie adaptations ever made. Who likes it, who hates, does the Reptile CGI hold up (spoiler: it doesn&apos;t)? Find out on this episode of The Guys Review... FATALITY!! 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Waxing</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS**</strong></i></p><p>According to FloraWax.com</p><p>(http://www.florawax.com/the-history-of-waxing#:~:text=Waxing%20originated%20in%20Egypt.,concern%20were%20legs%20and%20underarms)</p><p>Waxing originated in Egypt as early as 3000 BC, but definately confirmed in 1150 BC, it was reported that the bodies of women in Ramses III harem were smooth and hairless. Most areas of concern were legs and underarms.</p><p>During the Roman empire, Roman bourgeois men liked their legs smooth. Methods of hair removal ranged from cocoa shells to resins and at times extreme to include bat’s blood for waxing eyebrows. Areas of concern were chest, underarms, legs, arms, upper lip and nose.</p><p>During the Middle Ages hairy skin ruled. But that changed with the return of the crusaders from Africa who brought natural resins that revolutionized the practice of waxing. To keep the hair from growing back, they used unusual ingredients such as arsenic sulfur, liquid chalk, bats, frog blood and ash with vinegar were among many practices.</p><p>Since the 80’s body waxing saw an increase in the numbers of women that wax. Today intimate waxing (known as Brazilian) is wildly popular followed by legs, underarms, facial and backs</p><p>New hair will not grow back in the previously waxed area for four to six weeks, although some people will start to see regrowth in only a week due to some of their hair being on a different human hair growth cycle</p><p>Almost any area of the body can be waxed, including eyebrows, face, pubic hair (called bikini waxing), legs, arms, back, abdomen, knuckles, and feet</p><p>Two types: Strip waxing and Stripless waxing.</p><p>A July 25, 2020 article from Globe News Wire says The Hair Removal Wax market in the U.S. was estimated at US$2.6 Billion in 2020; $9 Billion by 2027, growing at a CAGR (compound annual growth rate) of 8.1% over the period 2020-2027 (https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/07/25/2067568/0/en/Global-Hair-Removal-Wax-Industry.html#:~:text=The%20Hair%20Removal%20Wax%20market,Billion%20in%20the%20year%202020).<br /> </p><p>Karen questions:</p><p>-How long have you been doing this</p><p>-What sort of training is involved?</p><p>-What is the most painful part of the body to be waxed?</p><p>-Any tips for common folk?</p><p>-What do we need to do AFTER?</p><p>-Any good stories?</p><p><br />Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2021 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Chris, Tucker, Trey)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/waxed-5j0mk4hh</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Waxing</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS**</strong></i></p><p>According to FloraWax.com</p><p>(http://www.florawax.com/the-history-of-waxing#:~:text=Waxing%20originated%20in%20Egypt.,concern%20were%20legs%20and%20underarms)</p><p>Waxing originated in Egypt as early as 3000 BC, but definately confirmed in 1150 BC, it was reported that the bodies of women in Ramses III harem were smooth and hairless. Most areas of concern were legs and underarms.</p><p>During the Roman empire, Roman bourgeois men liked their legs smooth. Methods of hair removal ranged from cocoa shells to resins and at times extreme to include bat’s blood for waxing eyebrows. Areas of concern were chest, underarms, legs, arms, upper lip and nose.</p><p>During the Middle Ages hairy skin ruled. But that changed with the return of the crusaders from Africa who brought natural resins that revolutionized the practice of waxing. To keep the hair from growing back, they used unusual ingredients such as arsenic sulfur, liquid chalk, bats, frog blood and ash with vinegar were among many practices.</p><p>Since the 80’s body waxing saw an increase in the numbers of women that wax. Today intimate waxing (known as Brazilian) is wildly popular followed by legs, underarms, facial and backs</p><p>New hair will not grow back in the previously waxed area for four to six weeks, although some people will start to see regrowth in only a week due to some of their hair being on a different human hair growth cycle</p><p>Almost any area of the body can be waxed, including eyebrows, face, pubic hair (called bikini waxing), legs, arms, back, abdomen, knuckles, and feet</p><p>Two types: Strip waxing and Stripless waxing.</p><p>A July 25, 2020 article from Globe News Wire says The Hair Removal Wax market in the U.S. was estimated at US$2.6 Billion in 2020; $9 Billion by 2027, growing at a CAGR (compound annual growth rate) of 8.1% over the period 2020-2027 (https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/07/25/2067568/0/en/Global-Hair-Removal-Wax-Industry.html#:~:text=The%20Hair%20Removal%20Wax%20market,Billion%20in%20the%20year%202020).<br /> </p><p>Karen questions:</p><p>-How long have you been doing this</p><p>-What sort of training is involved?</p><p>-What is the most painful part of the body to be waxed?</p><p>-Any tips for common folk?</p><p>-What do we need to do AFTER?</p><p>-Any good stories?</p><p><br />Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:author>Stephen, Chris, Tucker, Trey</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Getting waxed. Yes, that&apos;s right. We had a licensed COSMETOLOGIST come and wax various body parts. We also compared a professional wax to a store bought, wax-at-home version. Listen to hear the hilarious outcome of The Guys Review...Waxing. 

So a big shout out to Karen from Statik Salon in Auburn (https://www.statiksalonauburn.com/) for coming to help us with this one. Call her for any cosmetological needs, 334.821.5555. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Getting waxed. Yes, that&apos;s right. We had a licensed COSMETOLOGIST come and wax various body parts. We also compared a professional wax to a store bought, wax-at-home version. Listen to hear the hilarious outcome of The Guys Review...Waxing. 

So a big shout out to Karen from Statik Salon in Auburn (https://www.statiksalonauburn.com/) for coming to help us with this one. Call her for any cosmetological needs, 334.821.5555. 

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      <title>The Sandlot</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Sandlot</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>-Apple Podcast Review: From FurryInThePark. Subject: That Tucker Guy. He writes, "He sounds like Post Malone smells." BUT, he gave us 5 stars. So, yes, and thank you!</p><p> </p><p>-Nathan writes: Congrats now you've gotten a f****** email. Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android</p><p> </p><p>-Also Nathan, writes: Please review the Nicholas Cage movie Jiu Jitsu!! It contains no actual jiu jitsu.</p><p> </p><p>-Eric with the Subject line: Just to Annoy Chris, This is just an email reminder to review the flaming dumpster fire Super Mario Bros. and that more godawful movie requests are coming.Your ever faithful listener, Eric</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Sandlot</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written/Directed/Narrated by David Evans</p><p> </p><p>Starring  Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar, Karen Allen, Denis Leary, and James Earl Jones</p><p> </p><p>Released April 7, 1993</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $7M ($12.7M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $36M Domestic ($65.5M 2021), (est $75M after release on VHS and DVD).</p><p> </p><p>**The film's soundtrack went platinum in less than two weeks.</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomates 63%</p><p>Metacritic 55% Google Users 93%</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens with a guy walking into the pressbox, narating about the 1932 World Series, and Babe Ruth calling his homerun shot. We then shift back to beginning of summer, 1962, and Benny Rodregez getting into and out of rundown. Narator tells how he just moved to the area and has no friends. His father died, and his mother remarried. Bill is seen setting up all his baseball memorebrilla and we see a baseball signed by Babe Ruth. Smalls tells how he followed the guys to The Sandlot and is awed how they just play and play, we're somewhat introduced to 'the beast.' Smalls is hit with a ball and shown he can't throw a ball. he foreshadows about the biggest pickle they've ever been in. Bill attempts to teach Smalls to play catch. Benny gets Smalls to come with him, and we're introduced to the rest of the team: The Timmins brothers, Squints, Yeah Yeah, Bertram, Kenny, and Ham. They hit and catch, Smalls still can't throw the ball. Benny decides to help him, hits a ball directly into his glove, throws it back in, and the guys agree he can stay.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Adult league softball rundown story</p><p>-Never understood the hat with the extra long bill... Just another way to show he's not a baseball kid?</p><p>-L7 weenie</p><p>-Impossible to hit a ball into a glove</p><p> </p><p>Ham calls his shot, and wiffs. He then hits a home run, and ruins the game because he hit the ball over the fence. Which Smalls attempts to retrive... Before he's stopped by everyone. After warning him, they tell him to quietly peak through thr fence. He sees the ball and a giant paw grabs it. Asking what it is, they all proclaim "Campout." Smalls arrives, is introduced to s'mores, and he's told the legend of The Beast by Squints. 20 years ago, a pup that was fed tons of meat, and was a mindless killer, throwing potential theaves through the air. 120-173 guys were completely eaten. Squints grandfather told The Beasts owner he had to retire him as a guard dog, and has to keep him chained up FOR-EV-VER. Squints and Yea Yea and Squints get a new ball, when they see Wendy Peffercorn. They guys complain that it's too hot to play, so they go to the pool, wehre Wendy is the lifeguard. Squints decides he's had enough of watching Wendy, and jumps in the deep end, where he can't swim. Wendy goes in to rescue him, starts CPR, when things look dire, he opens his eyes and smiles, and puts his hand on her head and kisses her. She throws them out, but ends up smiling and waving to Squints afterwards.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Squints was born in 1981, was 12 when they made the movie, Wendy Peffercorn was 19.</p><p>-Ham calling girls "sexy" at 12 is weird... The whole Wendy Peffercorn thing is a bit creepy</p><p>-You can see Squints smiling when they pull him out of the pool.</p><p> </p><p>We're told that they play one night game a year, on July 4th bc the fireworks light up the sky, they try and watch, but Benny always brings them back. A rival team rides on to the sandlot and insults are traded and a rivalry game set for the next day. Ham keeps razzing all the batters. The Sandlot kids are shown to be much better players. Benny hits a homerun. After they dominate, they decide to celebrate and do what Smalls calls the stupidest thing they'd ever done. At the fair, Bertram breaks out some chewing tobacco, and they al take some and get on a fair ride. About halfway through they obviously start feeling sick, spit out the chaw, and begin to throw up on themselves and others. Bill is shown to be leaving for a work trip the day they get into "the big pickle." After Benny busts the cover off the ball. Upset he ended their day, Smalls offers up he has a ball, and grabs Bills signed ball, no knowing any better. Smalls hits a homerun to the Beast realizing what he's done; he tells them it was a Baby Ruth signed ball, and they freak out. Then start working on how they can fix the problem. They meet up in the tree house and start coming up with plans. They try sticks, a pot, and vaccums. They then drop Yea Yea in, and he comes face to face with the beast, and drops the recently retreived ball. Smalls builds a large erector set to attempt to retrieve the ball. Which fails. Smalls essentaily gives up, but Benny has a dream about Babe Ruth. He tells Benny this is his big chance to do something, that "heros get remembered, but legends never die."</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Being a catcher and taking 2 to the thigh.</p><p>-Story about them being given real chewing tobacco</p><p>-Theres no way a kid in the 60's wouldn't know who Babe Ruth is, esp with a huge baseball step-dad.</p><p>-Can see the string that pulls the ball to the vaccum.</p><p>-Always thought the erector set thing was cool, but not realistic now. Way too advanced for them.</p><p>-I definately would've just gone and knocked on the door.</p><p> </p><p>Back at the Sandlot, Benny breaks out the secret weapon, PF Flyers, garunteed to make a kid run faster, jump higher. They try to talk him out of jumping the fence, but he hears Babes workds and goes anwyay. He comes face to face wit the Beast, he runs and gets the ball, but the beast breaks his chain, jumps the fence, and chases him. There's a musical montoge of the chace, thorugh alleys, a picnic, movie theater, the pool, and back to the sandlot. where Benny jumps the fence, and the beast busts though, and it collapses on him. Smalls and Benny free him, and the beast licks Smalls. He shows them where he had been keeping all their balls over the years. Smalls then knocks on the door and James Earl Jones, Mr. Mertle, comes out and identifies the beast as Hercules. He tells them of they had just knocked on the door, he would've gotten it, and they attack Squints. Mr. Mertle invites them in and he's shown to be a huge baseball guy. He trades Bills chewed up ball for one signed by the 1927 Yankees, murders row, Lou Gherig and Babe Ruth. He tells them his backstory of losing his sight, and makes a deal for them to come back and talk baseball with him. Bill was mad, and Smalls was grounded for a week. The voiceover tells about how that first summer was the best, that they kept playing, and when someone would move away, they wouldn't replace them. Yea Yea went to military school, Bertram, got itno the 60's and no one saw them, Timmins brothers became Architect and Contractors, but became multimillionaires when they invented Minimalls, Squits gerw up and married Wendy Peffercorn and they have 9 kids, Ham became a professional wrestler known as the Great Hambino, DeNunes played AAA ball, but never made to the majors, Hercules lived to be 199 years old in dog years, and Smalls was the last one to move away. We learn how he got the nickname "The Jet" and it flashes forward to Benny stealing home, and Smalls is the commentator. Benny gives Smalls a thumbs up and the camera pans to a picture of the gang, and fades to black.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The "Wipeout" song was a bit cheesey</p><p>-90's thmubs up and the mustache... Sheesh</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p> </p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p> </p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p> </p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p> </p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Apr 2021 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Tucker, Stephen, Trey, Chris)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/the-sandlot-OXN0V8n9</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Sandlot</strong></p><p> </p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p> </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS/Fan Mail**</strong></i></p><p>-Apple Podcast Review: From FurryInThePark. Subject: That Tucker Guy. He writes, "He sounds like Post Malone smells." BUT, he gave us 5 stars. So, yes, and thank you!</p><p> </p><p>-Nathan writes: Congrats now you've gotten a f****** email. Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android</p><p> </p><p>-Also Nathan, writes: Please review the Nicholas Cage movie Jiu Jitsu!! It contains no actual jiu jitsu.</p><p> </p><p>-Eric with the Subject line: Just to Annoy Chris, This is just an email reminder to review the flaming dumpster fire Super Mario Bros. and that more godawful movie requests are coming.Your ever faithful listener, Eric</p><p> </p><p><strong>The Sandlot</strong></p><p> </p><p>Written/Directed/Narrated by David Evans</p><p> </p><p>Starring  Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar, Karen Allen, Denis Leary, and James Earl Jones</p><p> </p><p>Released April 7, 1993</p><p> </p><p>Budget: $7M ($12.7M in 2021)</p><p> </p><p>Box Office: $36M Domestic ($65.5M 2021), (est $75M after release on VHS and DVD).</p><p> </p><p>**The film's soundtrack went platinum in less than two weeks.</p><p> </p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomates 63%</p><p>Metacritic 55% Google Users 93%</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The film opens with a guy walking into the pressbox, narating about the 1932 World Series, and Babe Ruth calling his homerun shot. We then shift back to beginning of summer, 1962, and Benny Rodregez getting into and out of rundown. Narator tells how he just moved to the area and has no friends. His father died, and his mother remarried. Bill is seen setting up all his baseball memorebrilla and we see a baseball signed by Babe Ruth. Smalls tells how he followed the guys to The Sandlot and is awed how they just play and play, we're somewhat introduced to 'the beast.' Smalls is hit with a ball and shown he can't throw a ball. he foreshadows about the biggest pickle they've ever been in. Bill attempts to teach Smalls to play catch. Benny gets Smalls to come with him, and we're introduced to the rest of the team: The Timmins brothers, Squints, Yeah Yeah, Bertram, Kenny, and Ham. They hit and catch, Smalls still can't throw the ball. Benny decides to help him, hits a ball directly into his glove, throws it back in, and the guys agree he can stay.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Adult league softball rundown story</p><p>-Never understood the hat with the extra long bill... Just another way to show he's not a baseball kid?</p><p>-L7 weenie</p><p>-Impossible to hit a ball into a glove</p><p> </p><p>Ham calls his shot, and wiffs. He then hits a home run, and ruins the game because he hit the ball over the fence. Which Smalls attempts to retrive... Before he's stopped by everyone. After warning him, they tell him to quietly peak through thr fence. He sees the ball and a giant paw grabs it. Asking what it is, they all proclaim "Campout." Smalls arrives, is introduced to s'mores, and he's told the legend of The Beast by Squints. 20 years ago, a pup that was fed tons of meat, and was a mindless killer, throwing potential theaves through the air. 120-173 guys were completely eaten. Squints grandfather told The Beasts owner he had to retire him as a guard dog, and has to keep him chained up FOR-EV-VER. Squints and Yea Yea and Squints get a new ball, when they see Wendy Peffercorn. They guys complain that it's too hot to play, so they go to the pool, wehre Wendy is the lifeguard. Squints decides he's had enough of watching Wendy, and jumps in the deep end, where he can't swim. Wendy goes in to rescue him, starts CPR, when things look dire, he opens his eyes and smiles, and puts his hand on her head and kisses her. She throws them out, but ends up smiling and waving to Squints afterwards.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Squints was born in 1981, was 12 when they made the movie, Wendy Peffercorn was 19.</p><p>-Ham calling girls "sexy" at 12 is weird... The whole Wendy Peffercorn thing is a bit creepy</p><p>-You can see Squints smiling when they pull him out of the pool.</p><p> </p><p>We're told that they play one night game a year, on July 4th bc the fireworks light up the sky, they try and watch, but Benny always brings them back. A rival team rides on to the sandlot and insults are traded and a rivalry game set for the next day. Ham keeps razzing all the batters. The Sandlot kids are shown to be much better players. Benny hits a homerun. After they dominate, they decide to celebrate and do what Smalls calls the stupidest thing they'd ever done. At the fair, Bertram breaks out some chewing tobacco, and they al take some and get on a fair ride. About halfway through they obviously start feeling sick, spit out the chaw, and begin to throw up on themselves and others. Bill is shown to be leaving for a work trip the day they get into "the big pickle." After Benny busts the cover off the ball. Upset he ended their day, Smalls offers up he has a ball, and grabs Bills signed ball, no knowing any better. Smalls hits a homerun to the Beast realizing what he's done; he tells them it was a Baby Ruth signed ball, and they freak out. Then start working on how they can fix the problem. They meet up in the tree house and start coming up with plans. They try sticks, a pot, and vaccums. They then drop Yea Yea in, and he comes face to face with the beast, and drops the recently retreived ball. Smalls builds a large erector set to attempt to retrieve the ball. Which fails. Smalls essentaily gives up, but Benny has a dream about Babe Ruth. He tells Benny this is his big chance to do something, that "heros get remembered, but legends never die."</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Being a catcher and taking 2 to the thigh.</p><p>-Story about them being given real chewing tobacco</p><p>-Theres no way a kid in the 60's wouldn't know who Babe Ruth is, esp with a huge baseball step-dad.</p><p>-Can see the string that pulls the ball to the vaccum.</p><p>-Always thought the erector set thing was cool, but not realistic now. Way too advanced for them.</p><p>-I definately would've just gone and knocked on the door.</p><p> </p><p>Back at the Sandlot, Benny breaks out the secret weapon, PF Flyers, garunteed to make a kid run faster, jump higher. They try to talk him out of jumping the fence, but he hears Babes workds and goes anwyay. He comes face to face wit the Beast, he runs and gets the ball, but the beast breaks his chain, jumps the fence, and chases him. There's a musical montoge of the chace, thorugh alleys, a picnic, movie theater, the pool, and back to the sandlot. where Benny jumps the fence, and the beast busts though, and it collapses on him. Smalls and Benny free him, and the beast licks Smalls. He shows them where he had been keeping all their balls over the years. Smalls then knocks on the door and James Earl Jones, Mr. Mertle, comes out and identifies the beast as Hercules. He tells them of they had just knocked on the door, he would've gotten it, and they attack Squints. Mr. Mertle invites them in and he's shown to be a huge baseball guy. He trades Bills chewed up ball for one signed by the 1927 Yankees, murders row, Lou Gherig and Babe Ruth. He tells them his backstory of losing his sight, and makes a deal for them to come back and talk baseball with him. Bill was mad, and Smalls was grounded for a week. The voiceover tells about how that first summer was the best, that they kept playing, and when someone would move away, they wouldn't replace them. Yea Yea went to military school, Bertram, got itno the 60's and no one saw them, Timmins brothers became Architect and Contractors, but became multimillionaires when they invented Minimalls, Squits gerw up and married Wendy Peffercorn and they have 9 kids, Ham became a professional wrestler known as the Great Hambino, DeNunes played AAA ball, but never made to the majors, Hercules lived to be 199 years old in dog years, and Smalls was the last one to move away. We learn how he got the nickname "The Jet" and it flashes forward to Benny stealing home, and Smalls is the commentator. Benny gives Smalls a thumbs up and the camera pans to a picture of the gang, and fades to black.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-The "Wipeout" song was a bit cheesey</p><p>-90's thmubs up and the mustache... 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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mail Order Brides/Love Me/10 Days=Wife</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p>Mail-Order Brides:</p><p>A <strong>mail-order bride</strong> is a woman who lists herself in catalogs and is selected by a man for marriage. In the twentieth century, the trend was primarily towards women living in developing countries seeking men in more developed nations. In the twenty-first century, the trend is now based primarily on internet-based meeting places which do not per se qualify as mail-order bride services. The majority of the women listed in the twentieth-century and twenty-first-century services are from Southeast Asia, countries of the former Eastern Bloc and (to a lesser extent) from Latin America. Since the collapse of the Soviet Union, large numbers of eastern European women have advertised themselves in such a way, primarily from Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, and Moldova. Men who list themselves in such publications are referred to as "mail-order husbands", although this is much less common.</p><p>The term "mail-order bride" is both criticized by owners (and customers) of international marriage agencies and used by them as an easily recognizable term.</p><p>According to https://www.mailorderbrideprices.com/, The average cost of a mail order bride is between $5,000 and $30,000.</p><p>According to newbrides.net, in total, be ready to spend around $12,000-$35,000 USD for finding and meeting your mail order bride.</p><p><i><strong>Love Me</strong></i></p><p>Directed by: Jonathon Narducci</p><p>Open asking what love is. We're introduced to John Adams, who runs A Foreign Affair, or LoveMe.com. The "legitimate" side of this business. Then we meet Robert from Fresno, divorced and says it's hard to meet sigle women. Next is Eric, from San Antonio, who says he's never had a serious relationship. Next is Bobby, and HR guy who works for the Federal Government, and makes sure to make a point that his views are his alone, not the Governments and that dating sites never worked for him. Ron, in NC who wen to on 5 dates that lasted less than 5 minutes; feels taken advantage of, not encouraged. Next is Travis from Wisconsin. Says he hasn't dated a lot and not a lot of single women where he lives.</p><p>-Crazy website. Seems fake with all the links and everything. Fake profiles.</p><p>-Are the guys delusional?</p><p>-Something definitely "off" with Eric</p><p>-Feels like they're setting up with a lot of blue collar/conservative type guys</p><p>-Already don't like Ron. Esp talking about putting down John for not being good looking... Obviously he thinks he's MUCH better. Jesus.</p><p>John tells a quick story about how he met his wife through his own service. How any guy can join for free, but to actually SEND the messages, you've to pay... because, they have to be translated. Some of the guys talk about how they signed up and miraculously, randomly, started receiving letters from women... That they had to pay to respond to. We then go to Australia and meet Elena Petrova owner of Elenas Models, in an effort to match Eastern European women to Western Men. Then we meet Michael, a divorced widower, who has started a relationship with a woman he met through Elenas service. Elena proposes some Ukrainian women use the site because there are only 87 men for every 100 women, and the high rate of alcoholism. (We would disappoint them too).</p><p>-Paying to translate messages... They don't have google or an iphone.</p><p>-Notice how Elena can't keep her eyes open talking about what she does...</p><p>-The fact they, Michael, calls them "girls" is a little disturbing.</p><p>Back in the US, John explains that emailing isn't enough, that you need a "Romance Tour" to meet the women they're conversing with. Robert from Fresno makes the statement that $12,000 is worth happiness. We meet Bob Rhey the tour director, who says it's kind of like a frat road trip, but with more of a purpose. All these these guys are now in the Ukrine. Australian Michael also flies to Kiev to meet Svitlana (and her two daughters). Back with the AFA guys, they have a social event. 210 women and 20 guys. The guys keep talking about how overwhelming it was. During the montage, we're subjected to Bob the tour director, shirtless, with a belt around his neck, and 4 or 5 women gyrating on/over him. Ron details some of his reservations. Travis talks about meeting Victoria, and plans on being engaged before he leaves. Ron complains about not meeting many women his age, and the interpreter says not many are actually looking for a long term relationship. Eric says he's been to the Ukraine on 6 different trips! Eric meets a woman, and has a date. She seems genuine. Bobby is looking forward to meeting Julia, who looks like Angelina Jolie... and she doesn't show up. He reveals he's probably spent $10K emailing this woman. Wonders if it was a scam. Back with Australian Mike, it seems he's waiting for Svitlana to decide if she wants to come back with him or not. Switching to Bobby actually meets Julia... he's still pondering if it's who he's been talking to. Seems like an awkward conversation, but he proposes to her, and she says she wants to move in that direction. But didn't get her actual email address.</p><p>-Fucking Ron... "My goal is to shake the hand of every girl there"</p><p>-Bachelor party belt story</p><p>-I'm glad Ron doesn't like to dance. He also has something on his nose, like a booger. Gross.</p><p>-Eric has probably spent $70K on this thing...</p><p>-All the model photos are just ridiculous.</p><p>-Svitlana is pretty hot</p><p>-Julia has had some work done</p><p>Australian Michael revels he proposed to Svitlana, and she accepted. As the AFA trip draws to a close, Robert says he'd like to be married or close to it by next Christmas. Ron complains, "they're just not that fucking friendly. They're not". San Antonio Eric seems to have met someone, and she seems to like him. Wisconsin Travis doesn't want to leave Victoria.</p><p>3 Month Time Jump</p><p>Wisconsin Travis talks about how he knew he was in love with Victoria, and plans on going back and proposing to her. San  Antonio Eric says he's been to Ukraine 6 times, "dated" 35-40 women... He's going back to get Inna, and we meet her parents. They tell us most girls get married at 18, and since she's 30, they're worried about her being alone forever. They don't want her going so far, but respect her decision. Admirable. Fresno Robert goes back to see the Vita, and proposed within the first hour of being back in Ukraine. We see her parents who say they're happy for both of them. Next we're in Bali and Australian Mike reveals he received an email warning him about marrying Svitlana. They move forward and end up get married. HR Bobby ended the relationship Julia because she was being dodgy, feels he was scammed, and John Adams even says AFA is looking out for AFA. Wisconsin Travis arrives and while excited, says something feels off. On his last day, Travis basically bribed the police and a loan shark to not arrest Victoria. Australian Mike says sometimes he waits hours to speak with Svitlana, meanwhile, she admits to maintaining relationship with multiple men to choose if and where she wants to go if she leaves Ukraine.</p><p>-Maybe you're just a douche canoe, Ron. I mean, in his interviews, he's wearing a fucking Abercrombie sweater, and he's 50+!!</p><p>-How much money has Eric spent? $100K?!</p><p>-As much as we joke about it, the cultural norm there is HUGE with family and being married... Maybe there is something to that?</p><p>-Why am I not surprised some of these girls used the foreign guys to either pay debts or as an escape plan.</p><p>6 Months Later</p><p>We see Vita going through all of the medical tests needed for a Fiance Passport and the American Embassy to get it. Next, Inna is in Texas. Meeting Erics parents. Australian Mike gravels back to Ukraine to see Svitlana, she definitely sounds like she doesn't want him there. She says he's never asked her how she feels, and that she is just an idea he has, that she embodies. Vita has gotten her passport after only 3 questions. She shares a tearful goodbye with family and friends. They follow and film her trip an America. She's obviously never been on a plane before. Fresno Robert is waiting and they have a very happy meeting. Back in Texas, Eric and Inna are going for a court wedding, in a tiny red dress, and a sleeveless t-shirt. They're married with a VERY aggressive kiss from Eric. Australian Michael speaks with Svitlana, she wants to end the relationship, and he's upset. Ron is shown to be dating a woman in his hometown. HR Bobby gave up on dating, got depressed, worked through it and decided to give it another try. Wisconsin Travis has given up. Fresno Robert married Vita. Inna is shown to be pregnant.</p><p>-Good for San Antonio Eric, seems she's legit.</p><p>-The look on Erics family's face is classic.</p><p>-Do you think it's legit with Inna.</p><p>-Following Vita, I can't imagine how difficult letting her go would be. Hurts my heart.</p><p>-I legit felt good for Robert and Vita.</p><p>-Same with Eric and Inna.</p><p>-Fucking Ron grabbing the woman's butt.</p><p><i><strong>10 Days = Wife: Love Translated</strong></i></p><p>Directed by Julia Ivanova</p><p>We open to a man playing guitar. It centers on Anastasia.com, and there are several men who are from all over the world traveling to Eastern Europe to find a woman. There are some women talking about the differences between American men and Ukrainian men. All the while the guys are explaining what happened, why they're searching for a new wife, divorce, work, etc. They go and judge a Miss Odessa competition. There is a lot of exposition and explanation, comparing and contrasting what they're looking for. It's pointed out again that Ukrainian men get drunk too often. Before the social, there is a disclaimer that they don't know these women personally, so they'll have to judge how honest they are. The cab driver asks why an 18 year old would want a grandpa? They talk about how some are professional brides and there are some of the guys who are professional grooms.</p><p>-The Miss Odessa competition was gross.</p><p>-This one is a little more...predatory.</p><p>-Dude thinks feminism has robbed women... Hmmm.</p><p>-A lot of focus on the womens bodies</p><p>8 Days to go: Gaining Access:</p><p>We watch one of the guys on a very quiet date, while the Asian dude meets one of the girls from the Miss Odessa competition. After, the guys meet and discuss their strategy for meeting/deciding on which women to pursue. There is a bit of history about Ukraine, how/why it's in the state its in today. For some reason, we're shown some street musicians playing, and it seems the police try to stop them, when a by-stander accuses them of touring Odessa into a prison. The musicians keep playing.</p><p>-The guys discussing their strategies for meeting women was uncomfortable.</p><p>-When the guys are in the car talking about wine and how the Bordeaux "opens up" and has a "nose"</p><p>-The guys on the beach were creepy too.</p><p>7 Days to go: Moving Forward</p><p>More guys talk about what ended their previous relationships, their personal history, and what they're looking for. Heading for their 3rd/final social. One guy goes with a woman and a translator... Who hw says he likes both. Some awkward white guy dance moves later set to some authentic Ukrainian music.</p><p> </p><p>5 Days to go: "Reality leaves a lot to imagination" -John Lennon</p><p>Guys continue to talk and discuss with various women. The guy who was seeing the two women, one being the translator, picked one... And said the other was upset, but then started picking up English faster and shaking her butt at him. More discussion and a visit to a museum. One of the girls is shown getting ready, talking about where and how she lives. How she affords everything. We see the Asian-Canadian talking about one girl who is a singer...and how if she comes, and becomes a mother, she can't sing anymore, because you can't do both.</p><p>-Fucking what. He was genuinely excited about the girl shaking her butt at him. Gross.</p><p>-This one is definitely more gross than the other one.</p><p>-Watching the girl get ready is nice...but did it need to go SO LONG</p><p>-Getting a little...Eh...with the Asian/Canadian dude.</p><p>3 Days to go: Love conquers All:</p><p>There seems to be some conflict between two of the guys, maybe going for the same woman. The guys are sitting around discussing how to immigrate the women into wherever they live. Two couples are having drinks by the pool. One of the guys had the girl come to the hotel with him, the other ended up along, having a smoke at the bar.</p><p>-The guy smelling the wine. Good God. How pretentious.</p><p>1 Day to go: Now or Never:</p><p>The Asian/Canadian wants to pursue the singer, but she politely turns him down. He receives a very nice letter from one of the Miss Odessa competition, which he is considering as a backup. We're then shown some women, whose faces have been obscured, admitting they have written letters for "brides" and many are just looking for free food and shopping, not really for long term. Some are, but not many. We see Michael, further courting the Miss Odessa contestant, who we find out is only 18. One of the guys stopped seeing a woman because she was too dramatic and he didn't want to bring flowers every time. We see a French guy who is looking for a girl under 30, and he is 57... There is a guy who straight-out says having the Eastern European women approach them is an ego boost. We're shown a double date with the guy who said the woman was too dramatic, and is a total asshole. He ignores her, smokes when she doesn't want him to, and is generally an ass. Though, they seem to make up. The guys then all pack up and go home.</p><p>Six months later, only one couple is still together: one of the interpreters has divorced her husband, and will be moving to Minnesota.</p><p>-The French guy is gross too. 57 looking for under 30...</p><p>-The double date... FUCK that guy.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mail Order Brides/Love Me/10 Days=Wife</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p>Mail-Order Brides:</p><p>A <strong>mail-order bride</strong> is a woman who lists herself in catalogs and is selected by a man for marriage. In the twentieth century, the trend was primarily towards women living in developing countries seeking men in more developed nations. In the twenty-first century, the trend is now based primarily on internet-based meeting places which do not per se qualify as mail-order bride services. The majority of the women listed in the twentieth-century and twenty-first-century services are from Southeast Asia, countries of the former Eastern Bloc and (to a lesser extent) from Latin America. Since the collapse of the Soviet Union, large numbers of eastern European women have advertised themselves in such a way, primarily from Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, and Moldova. Men who list themselves in such publications are referred to as "mail-order husbands", although this is much less common.</p><p>The term "mail-order bride" is both criticized by owners (and customers) of international marriage agencies and used by them as an easily recognizable term.</p><p>According to https://www.mailorderbrideprices.com/, The average cost of a mail order bride is between $5,000 and $30,000.</p><p>According to newbrides.net, in total, be ready to spend around $12,000-$35,000 USD for finding and meeting your mail order bride.</p><p><i><strong>Love Me</strong></i></p><p>Directed by: Jonathon Narducci</p><p>Open asking what love is. We're introduced to John Adams, who runs A Foreign Affair, or LoveMe.com. The "legitimate" side of this business. Then we meet Robert from Fresno, divorced and says it's hard to meet sigle women. Next is Eric, from San Antonio, who says he's never had a serious relationship. Next is Bobby, and HR guy who works for the Federal Government, and makes sure to make a point that his views are his alone, not the Governments and that dating sites never worked for him. Ron, in NC who wen to on 5 dates that lasted less than 5 minutes; feels taken advantage of, not encouraged. Next is Travis from Wisconsin. Says he hasn't dated a lot and not a lot of single women where he lives.</p><p>-Crazy website. Seems fake with all the links and everything. Fake profiles.</p><p>-Are the guys delusional?</p><p>-Something definitely "off" with Eric</p><p>-Feels like they're setting up with a lot of blue collar/conservative type guys</p><p>-Already don't like Ron. Esp talking about putting down John for not being good looking... Obviously he thinks he's MUCH better. Jesus.</p><p>John tells a quick story about how he met his wife through his own service. How any guy can join for free, but to actually SEND the messages, you've to pay... because, they have to be translated. Some of the guys talk about how they signed up and miraculously, randomly, started receiving letters from women... That they had to pay to respond to. We then go to Australia and meet Elena Petrova owner of Elenas Models, in an effort to match Eastern European women to Western Men. Then we meet Michael, a divorced widower, who has started a relationship with a woman he met through Elenas service. Elena proposes some Ukrainian women use the site because there are only 87 men for every 100 women, and the high rate of alcoholism. (We would disappoint them too).</p><p>-Paying to translate messages... They don't have google or an iphone.</p><p>-Notice how Elena can't keep her eyes open talking about what she does...</p><p>-The fact they, Michael, calls them "girls" is a little disturbing.</p><p>Back in the US, John explains that emailing isn't enough, that you need a "Romance Tour" to meet the women they're conversing with. Robert from Fresno makes the statement that $12,000 is worth happiness. We meet Bob Rhey the tour director, who says it's kind of like a frat road trip, but with more of a purpose. All these these guys are now in the Ukrine. Australian Michael also flies to Kiev to meet Svitlana (and her two daughters). Back with the AFA guys, they have a social event. 210 women and 20 guys. The guys keep talking about how overwhelming it was. During the montage, we're subjected to Bob the tour director, shirtless, with a belt around his neck, and 4 or 5 women gyrating on/over him. Ron details some of his reservations. Travis talks about meeting Victoria, and plans on being engaged before he leaves. Ron complains about not meeting many women his age, and the interpreter says not many are actually looking for a long term relationship. Eric says he's been to the Ukraine on 6 different trips! Eric meets a woman, and has a date. She seems genuine. Bobby is looking forward to meeting Julia, who looks like Angelina Jolie... and she doesn't show up. He reveals he's probably spent $10K emailing this woman. Wonders if it was a scam. Back with Australian Mike, it seems he's waiting for Svitlana to decide if she wants to come back with him or not. Switching to Bobby actually meets Julia... he's still pondering if it's who he's been talking to. Seems like an awkward conversation, but he proposes to her, and she says she wants to move in that direction. But didn't get her actual email address.</p><p>-Fucking Ron... "My goal is to shake the hand of every girl there"</p><p>-Bachelor party belt story</p><p>-I'm glad Ron doesn't like to dance. He also has something on his nose, like a booger. Gross.</p><p>-Eric has probably spent $70K on this thing...</p><p>-All the model photos are just ridiculous.</p><p>-Svitlana is pretty hot</p><p>-Julia has had some work done</p><p>Australian Michael revels he proposed to Svitlana, and she accepted. As the AFA trip draws to a close, Robert says he'd like to be married or close to it by next Christmas. Ron complains, "they're just not that fucking friendly. They're not". San Antonio Eric seems to have met someone, and she seems to like him. Wisconsin Travis doesn't want to leave Victoria.</p><p>3 Month Time Jump</p><p>Wisconsin Travis talks about how he knew he was in love with Victoria, and plans on going back and proposing to her. San  Antonio Eric says he's been to Ukraine 6 times, "dated" 35-40 women... He's going back to get Inna, and we meet her parents. They tell us most girls get married at 18, and since she's 30, they're worried about her being alone forever. They don't want her going so far, but respect her decision. Admirable. Fresno Robert goes back to see the Vita, and proposed within the first hour of being back in Ukraine. We see her parents who say they're happy for both of them. Next we're in Bali and Australian Mike reveals he received an email warning him about marrying Svitlana. They move forward and end up get married. HR Bobby ended the relationship Julia because she was being dodgy, feels he was scammed, and John Adams even says AFA is looking out for AFA. Wisconsin Travis arrives and while excited, says something feels off. On his last day, Travis basically bribed the police and a loan shark to not arrest Victoria. Australian Mike says sometimes he waits hours to speak with Svitlana, meanwhile, she admits to maintaining relationship with multiple men to choose if and where she wants to go if she leaves Ukraine.</p><p>-Maybe you're just a douche canoe, Ron. I mean, in his interviews, he's wearing a fucking Abercrombie sweater, and he's 50+!!</p><p>-How much money has Eric spent? $100K?!</p><p>-As much as we joke about it, the cultural norm there is HUGE with family and being married... Maybe there is something to that?</p><p>-Why am I not surprised some of these girls used the foreign guys to either pay debts or as an escape plan.</p><p>6 Months Later</p><p>We see Vita going through all of the medical tests needed for a Fiance Passport and the American Embassy to get it. Next, Inna is in Texas. Meeting Erics parents. Australian Mike gravels back to Ukraine to see Svitlana, she definitely sounds like she doesn't want him there. She says he's never asked her how she feels, and that she is just an idea he has, that she embodies. Vita has gotten her passport after only 3 questions. She shares a tearful goodbye with family and friends. They follow and film her trip an America. She's obviously never been on a plane before. Fresno Robert is waiting and they have a very happy meeting. Back in Texas, Eric and Inna are going for a court wedding, in a tiny red dress, and a sleeveless t-shirt. They're married with a VERY aggressive kiss from Eric. Australian Michael speaks with Svitlana, she wants to end the relationship, and he's upset. Ron is shown to be dating a woman in his hometown. HR Bobby gave up on dating, got depressed, worked through it and decided to give it another try. Wisconsin Travis has given up. Fresno Robert married Vita. Inna is shown to be pregnant.</p><p>-Good for San Antonio Eric, seems she's legit.</p><p>-The look on Erics family's face is classic.</p><p>-Do you think it's legit with Inna.</p><p>-Following Vita, I can't imagine how difficult letting her go would be. Hurts my heart.</p><p>-I legit felt good for Robert and Vita.</p><p>-Same with Eric and Inna.</p><p>-Fucking Ron grabbing the woman's butt.</p><p><i><strong>10 Days = Wife: Love Translated</strong></i></p><p>Directed by Julia Ivanova</p><p>We open to a man playing guitar. It centers on Anastasia.com, and there are several men who are from all over the world traveling to Eastern Europe to find a woman. There are some women talking about the differences between American men and Ukrainian men. All the while the guys are explaining what happened, why they're searching for a new wife, divorce, work, etc. They go and judge a Miss Odessa competition. There is a lot of exposition and explanation, comparing and contrasting what they're looking for. It's pointed out again that Ukrainian men get drunk too often. Before the social, there is a disclaimer that they don't know these women personally, so they'll have to judge how honest they are. The cab driver asks why an 18 year old would want a grandpa? They talk about how some are professional brides and there are some of the guys who are professional grooms.</p><p>-The Miss Odessa competition was gross.</p><p>-This one is a little more...predatory.</p><p>-Dude thinks feminism has robbed women... Hmmm.</p><p>-A lot of focus on the womens bodies</p><p>8 Days to go: Gaining Access:</p><p>We watch one of the guys on a very quiet date, while the Asian dude meets one of the girls from the Miss Odessa competition. After, the guys meet and discuss their strategy for meeting/deciding on which women to pursue. There is a bit of history about Ukraine, how/why it's in the state its in today. For some reason, we're shown some street musicians playing, and it seems the police try to stop them, when a by-stander accuses them of touring Odessa into a prison. The musicians keep playing.</p><p>-The guys discussing their strategies for meeting women was uncomfortable.</p><p>-When the guys are in the car talking about wine and how the Bordeaux "opens up" and has a "nose"</p><p>-The guys on the beach were creepy too.</p><p>7 Days to go: Moving Forward</p><p>More guys talk about what ended their previous relationships, their personal history, and what they're looking for. Heading for their 3rd/final social. One guy goes with a woman and a translator... Who hw says he likes both. Some awkward white guy dance moves later set to some authentic Ukrainian music.</p><p> </p><p>5 Days to go: "Reality leaves a lot to imagination" -John Lennon</p><p>Guys continue to talk and discuss with various women. The guy who was seeing the two women, one being the translator, picked one... And said the other was upset, but then started picking up English faster and shaking her butt at him. More discussion and a visit to a museum. One of the girls is shown getting ready, talking about where and how she lives. How she affords everything. We see the Asian-Canadian talking about one girl who is a singer...and how if she comes, and becomes a mother, she can't sing anymore, because you can't do both.</p><p>-Fucking what. He was genuinely excited about the girl shaking her butt at him. Gross.</p><p>-This one is definitely more gross than the other one.</p><p>-Watching the girl get ready is nice...but did it need to go SO LONG</p><p>-Getting a little...Eh...with the Asian/Canadian dude.</p><p>3 Days to go: Love conquers All:</p><p>There seems to be some conflict between two of the guys, maybe going for the same woman. The guys are sitting around discussing how to immigrate the women into wherever they live. Two couples are having drinks by the pool. One of the guys had the girl come to the hotel with him, the other ended up along, having a smoke at the bar.</p><p>-The guy smelling the wine. Good God. How pretentious.</p><p>1 Day to go: Now or Never:</p><p>The Asian/Canadian wants to pursue the singer, but she politely turns him down. He receives a very nice letter from one of the Miss Odessa competition, which he is considering as a backup. We're then shown some women, whose faces have been obscured, admitting they have written letters for "brides" and many are just looking for free food and shopping, not really for long term. Some are, but not many. We see Michael, further courting the Miss Odessa contestant, who we find out is only 18. One of the guys stopped seeing a woman because she was too dramatic and he didn't want to bring flowers every time. We see a French guy who is looking for a girl under 30, and he is 57... There is a guy who straight-out says having the Eastern European women approach them is an ego boost. We're shown a double date with the guy who said the woman was too dramatic, and is a total asshole. He ignores her, smokes when she doesn't want him to, and is generally an ass. Though, they seem to make up. The guys then all pack up and go home.</p><p>Six months later, only one couple is still together: one of the interpreters has divorced her husband, and will be moving to Minnesota.</p><p>-The French guy is gross too. 57 looking for under 30...</p><p>-The double date... FUCK that guy.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Mail Order Brides... Kinda. The Guys have watched two documentaries about Ukrainian mail order brides: Love Me, and 10 Days = Wife and discuss the pros and cons, as well as dishing out some truly embarrassing stories themselves. No need to look elsewhere, we&apos;ve got what you want right here in this internationally approved, Vegas wedding length episode of The Guys Review...

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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Hard Seltzers</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p>Hard seltzers were originally invented by Nick Shields, in Wesport, Connecticut in november 2013. Since then it has grown in popularity and is expected to generate $2.5B in sales in 2021, and triple in size by 2023, according to the drinks business.com. Currently, the most popular brand is White Claw. Analysts contribute the success of hard seltzers by an increase in demand of more health-conscious consumers. Also, coinsiding with a surge of non-alcoholic sletzers like LaCroix. Hard seltzers can be found outside the US in Canada, Austrailia and the UK. White Claw launched in Canada in Febuary 2020, and has a registered trade mark in the UK.</p><p>White Claw is a brand that is owned by Mark Anthony Brands internations. It was introduced in 2016 with black cherry, ruby grapefruit, lime, raspberry, mango, and unflavored. Lemon, tangerine and watermelon were added in March 2020. It is made from a blend of seltzer water, gluten-free alcohol base (5%ABV/alcohol by volume), and fruit flavor. Based in Dublin, it was created as a brand for health-conscious people who want and alocholic drink, without the calories. Since launching in 2016, they've seen year after year growth. They were expected to have close to $4B in revenue in 2020. In the summer of 2019, White Claw accounted or 50% of total hard seltzer sales in the US, and that sales had grown 275% over the prior year. There is a $250M produciton facility in Glendale, AZ expected to have opened June 2020 and $385M towards two facilities, one being in New Jersey.</p><p>According to The Drinks Business.com, the top 3 biggest selling seltzer brands, are:</p><p>3)Bud Lite Seltzer, launched in 2020, 9% of the US market share.</p><p>2)Truly, launched in 2016, 21.8% US market share</p><p>1) White Claw, launched in 2016, 58.6% of US market share</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Hard Seltzers</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p>Hard seltzers were originally invented by Nick Shields, in Wesport, Connecticut in november 2013. Since then it has grown in popularity and is expected to generate $2.5B in sales in 2021, and triple in size by 2023, according to the drinks business.com. Currently, the most popular brand is White Claw. Analysts contribute the success of hard seltzers by an increase in demand of more health-conscious consumers. Also, coinsiding with a surge of non-alcoholic sletzers like LaCroix. Hard seltzers can be found outside the US in Canada, Austrailia and the UK. White Claw launched in Canada in Febuary 2020, and has a registered trade mark in the UK.</p><p>White Claw is a brand that is owned by Mark Anthony Brands internations. It was introduced in 2016 with black cherry, ruby grapefruit, lime, raspberry, mango, and unflavored. Lemon, tangerine and watermelon were added in March 2020. It is made from a blend of seltzer water, gluten-free alcohol base (5%ABV/alcohol by volume), and fruit flavor. Based in Dublin, it was created as a brand for health-conscious people who want and alocholic drink, without the calories. Since launching in 2016, they've seen year after year growth. They were expected to have close to $4B in revenue in 2020. In the summer of 2019, White Claw accounted or 50% of total hard seltzer sales in the US, and that sales had grown 275% over the prior year. There is a $250M produciton facility in Glendale, AZ expected to have opened June 2020 and $385M towards two facilities, one being in New Jersey.</p><p>According to The Drinks Business.com, the top 3 biggest selling seltzer brands, are:</p><p>3)Bud Lite Seltzer, launched in 2020, 9% of the US market share.</p><p>2)Truly, launched in 2016, 21.8% US market share</p><p>1) White Claw, launched in 2016, 58.6% of US market share</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Boondock Saints</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS**</strong></i></p><p><strong>Boondock Saints</strong></p><p>Written/Directed by Troy Duffy</p><p>Soundtrack by Troy Duffy's band, The Brood/The Boondock Saints</p><p>Starring Willem Dafoe, Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, David Della Rocco, Billy Connolly</p><p>Released January 21, 2000 (only 5 theaters, and for only 7 days)</p><p>Budget: $6M ($9.1M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $30,471 ($30,4287 in 2021) in 5 theatres, eventually generated $50M in domestic video sales.</p><p>Gross: Technically a flop, but made it back due to cult status.</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomates 28%</p><p>Metacritic 44% Google Users 98%</p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open in a church, with a priest finishing the Lords prayer. Sean Patrick Flanery's Murphy and Norman Reedus' Connor MacManus are shown to be praying, with a voice over talking about vengeance, when the priest began talking about the story of Kitty Genovese, that the biggest fear is the indifference of good men. as the credits roll, we learn about the brothers, that they work at a meat plant, and prank each other. See the Boston highlights. The brothers are put in charge of a new employee, a large woman, who takes offence to Connor referencing the rule of thumb, and Connor suggests it should've been the rule of wrist. Murphy suggests its a joke, since it's St Patricks Day. She kicks Connor in the groin, Murphy punches her. We briefly see the derelict apartment they live in, flash to the pub they hang out at and introduced to David Della Rocco with an on-screen fact sheet: Boston Italian Mafia, Yakavetta Family, and a package boy/numbers runner. Doc informs everyone he's having to close the bar down, and gives some incorrect proverbs, when Ivan Checkov, Russian Crime Syndicate, soldier, says the bar will shut down now. The brothers try and defuse the situation, and Ivan threatens them. Fade to black.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Docs proverbs: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships, A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it? Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.</p><p>-Very fun way of establishing characters</p><p>-Troy Duffy wanted people to know they were brothers before they ever even spoke</p><p>Fade back in to police presence and "next day" on screen. Greenley proposes two scenerios the guys could've been killed as we're introduced to FBI Agent Paul Smecker, of the Organized Crime Task Force. Smecker ridicules him for his Huge Guy theory and Serial Crusher theory, and send him for coffee. He puts in his head phones and works out the crime scene to an opera ariea. He correctly predicts the bullets, and the detectives notice when he touches the uniformed officer. He explains how this crime was obviously one of personal connections. Cut to the hospital, Doc tells the brothers an FBI agent was looking for them, and they said they'd go talk to them anyway as it was self defence. Smecker briefs the police, Greenly makes another wrong prediction as the brothers stagger in. Smecker is about to start the interview, they speak to each other in another language and decide to tell him about the guns and money. Smecker asks about the victims bandages, and we flash back to the night before. Insults are traded and a HUGE fight ensues. They show Ivan tied to the bar and his butt set on fire. It cuts to the brothers waking up the next day and the Russians breaking in to their apartment. Ivan tells Connor he wanted to kill him, but is going to kill his brother instead. Which sends him into a rage, pulling up the toilet he is handcuffed to. As Ivan has Murphy on his kness, the toilet strikes Ivan, and Connor lands on the other Russian. Murphy takes all the valuables, and Connor to safety. Cut back to them talk to Smecker, in different languages. The police give their statement they're not charging the MacManus brothers, as they go back in Rocco comes with clothes, that they're glad to receive.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Notice how put together Smecker is, 3 piece suit, coat,</p><p>-Why is it ONLY Smecker? I thought most FBI agents are partnered.</p><p>-This is the ONLY scene he listens to opera music on scene.</p><p>-Love Greenly and how bad it is.</p><p>-The toilet is obviously fake, the whole bottom is cut out so he can see where he's carrying it. Also, if he jumped from the 5th floor... even onto someone, you're breaking a femur at least.</p><p>-Director told Sean Patrick Flanery not to help Norman Reedus help pick him up.</p><p>-At the press conference, Smecker is just in the 3 piece suit now</p><p>The brothers, while asleep in the prison, have a shared dream, cutting in the priest from earlier (the indifference of good men) and Billy Connollys voice, "Whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed. For in the image of God made He man." They wake up and give each other knowing glances. When they walk out, all the cops are excited to see them. Connor returns a call the Russian pager received and got the name of a Hotel. Rocco goes into an office, where Ron Jeremy's Vincenzo Lapazzi, an underboss for the Yakavetta family, teases and taunts him. Sitting across the table is Giuseppi Yakavetta, "Pappa Joe," Mafia Don of the Yakavetta family, looking comatose. He comes alive, and tells Rocco to tell him a joke... Which is WILDLY inappropriate... Connor and Murphy are in some sort of armary and begin going through and picking out their weapons, and arguing about whether or not they need rope. The brothers are shown walking the streets of Boston, then in an elevator. Connor asks Murphy if he's nervous, when he says a bit... and they start preparing, fade to black.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Funny Man's joke... wow... Totally forgot about that.</p><p>-Wall of armory: "While the wicket stand confounded, call me, with thy saints surrounded"</p><p>-Love the 50's style dreamy music in the armory</p><p> </p><p>Phone rings and we see Smecker in bed with a guy who keeps trying to cuddle with him as he talks. Smecker doesn't cuddle... We cut to him walking in a room with a BUNCH of dead bodies. Greenly misses Smeckers question about how many bodies, and questions the other detectives about motive. There is some exposition about the reasoning they used pennies over the eyes, how and why they shot the fat guy in the manner in which they did. As Smecker wraps up, talking about 8 well aimed shots and has to be two people. Flash back to the brothers finishing a prayer, they start crawling through the air vents and we see the previously seen dead fat guy, Yuri Petrova: Russian Crime Syndicate Boss, in a meeting with the other victims. As the brothers crawl, and start to realize they're lost, Yuri is railing on the other guys in the room. The brothers start to argue and fight, when the air vent collapses under them, into the room, they're dangling upside down, and shoot all the guys in the room, saving the fat man for last, and what is arguably the most famous part of the movie, their family prayer: PLAY MUSIC. They then go around, crossing arms, and laying pennies on eyes, killing those who aren't already dead. Cut back to Smecker, realizing the killers aren't professionals. Back to the brothers talking about how easy it was, and how good they are. As they check the money, the door buzzes and they see its Rocco... and they decide to fuck with him. They scare him, and realize his boss may have sent him on a suicide mission. They revel themselves, and Rocco can't believe it. Flash back to Smecker and talking about how these are super high up crime bosses, and that it could be the beginning of an international gang war.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Willim Dafoes river dance, also notice, an unbuttoned two button suit, and coat gets removed...</p><p>-"There are 9 bodies, and 6 shots, what were you going to do, laugh the last two to death, funny man?!"</p><p>-The upside down shoot out is the most famous scene from this whole movie... It's awesome, but Matrix did it a year before in 1999.</p><p>-The word Fuck is used 246 times in the movie,</p><p> </p><p>MacManus brothers and Rocco sitting around talking about why they started doing what they're doing, lots of exposition. Into a montage of them drinking, which ends with Rocco slamming his hand down, and killing the cat. The next day, Connor and Rocco go to have a smoke, Connor suggests he was set up, Rocco doesn't like it. Murphy joins, and agrees with Connor, Rocco gets pissed and leaves. They're shown nervously waiting by the phone when Rocco calls, has a strange conversation, and some women arrive at Roccos apartment. Everything is quiet, when Rocco comes busting in and saying they have to go, realizing he was set up. Flash back to Roccos original call on his side. He cooly walks into Lakeview Luch, he talks to two guys who confirm he was setup. Flash back to them leaving the apartment, Rocco asks them to stop in front of the Sin Bin, he wants to kill Lapazzi, when they realize they don't have a system, that the first two fell in their laps. Rocco wants to be that guy, since he knows everyones business. Cuts to night and we see Lapzzi showing up to the strip club. They all three go in. They tease Rocco about his mask, and charge in. Fade to black then Smecker coming through the same door. It cuts back and forth, from the shooting and Smecker trying to figure out what happened. Lapazzi was the obvious mark, but why the two extra victims. Greenly finally makes a contribution, they're bad guys, now they're dead bad guys. Immediately messes it up by telling him about the "not related" shooting downtown... As Smecker is leaving, he realizes the shooter crossed his arms to fire, Rocco exclaims, "Wyatt Fuckin Erp!" and Smecker says, "looks like we got us a cowboy. " As they walk out, Rocco asks to learn the prayer, when they tell him it's a family prayer, from their fathers, fathers, father.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Troy Duffy wrote this because he saw a drug dealer taking money off a corpse across the hall of his apartment.</p><p>-Love the music during Roccos shooting scene</p><p>-The two other victims were from deleted scenes.</p><p>-"good shooting, shitty shooting"</p><p> </p><p>In the Lakeview crime-scene, Smecker and the detectives work through the crime. Don of the Yakavetta goes to see an old boss, and we're introduced to "Il Duce" or the Duke. Its made very clear how dangerous he is. We then see he makes parole. Rocco tells about the worst guy he's ever met, and we follow him as he kills a whole family. They plan on killing him, and the rest at their weekly poker game. Cut to Smecker and the detectives at the aftermath. Flash back to the guys getting ready, with Smecker actually with them as the hit occurs. Through the garage, kidnapping the wife, and in to the poker game. Connor holds Murphy back, and wanted to let Rocco do the kill himself. Murphy rolls him a pool ball to help him out. Smecker has totally lost it, and explains what they encountered, incorrectly, outside the house. IT WAS A FIREFIGHT!! Smecker is conducting during the shooting, Il Duce hits Roccos finger, Connor in the leg, and takes a bullet to his arm/shoulder. Greenly correctly predicts one guy with six guns. When Smecker realizes they've used ammonia, he breaks down, to ultimately find Roccos finger, which he takes. The guys are then shown cauterize their wounds. Rocco wants to kill Smecker, but he isn't to be touched, since he's a good man. Smecker runs the fingerprint, and recalls seeing him bringing the MacManus brothers clothes early on. The brothers go to chuch and Rocco sees Smecker stumble out onto the street and follows him into the church. Rocco goes into the confessional with the priest, Connor pulls Roccos head through the screen and will kill him if he hurts Smecker... Smecker has an ethical dilemma. He is told "the laws of God are higher than the laws of man"...and sends Smecker on his path.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Does ammonia actually make blood samples unusable?</p><p> </p><p>The guys call Smecker and give him a description of Il Duce. The old crime boss tells Smecker Yakavetta has all the guns at his house, which we cut to, and they've caught them trying to sneak in the basement. They've obviously been beat. Papa Joe kills Rocco. The brothers are pissed, Papa Joe says he's going to take care of Il Duce, Connor is showing to be breaking Murphys wrist to slip out of the cuffs. Then Smecker arrives... Dressed in drag. Smeckers wig falls off and he's forced to shoot him... After he does, he says, "too far... too far" but is committed. "It's on now." He finds on of the goons throat slit, and is hit from behind by Il Duce. As he sneaks up on the brothers, he hears their prayer, and finishes it, laying his hands on them.</p><p> </p><p>3 Months Later</p><p> </p><p>Yakavetta is on trial, and we're shown how Greenly and Smecker and working with the MacManus family now. They bust in the court room, no masks, and Il Duce gives an epic monologue and marks their introduction to the world. They state their purpose, not to protect the innocent, but to kill the evil, and corruption. With Papa Joe on his knees, they say the prayer and kill him. In an apartment, Connor asks how far they're going to take it, and Il Duce responds by asking do they have what it takes to take it as far as its needed. fade out, then back in to the news caster, the film ends with people giving their opinion of "The Saints," as they've been dubbed.</p><p>S:</p><p>-When they shoot off Roccos finger, and Sean Patrick Flanery gets splattered, I want to know who got to pull that one.</p><p>-The director would agitate the actors to get them the correct level of pissed off, not sure how.</p><p>-There was TOO much tongue in that kiss...</p><p>-Never really noticed how fake the tats are, not black, but blue.</p><p>-Supposedly had to give Billy Connelly a bigger cigar because he couldn't stop smiling wearing the gun vest, and he was having so much fun.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Boondock Saints</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences. </p><p><i><strong>**READ APPLE REVIEWS**</strong></i></p><p><strong>Boondock Saints</strong></p><p>Written/Directed by Troy Duffy</p><p>Soundtrack by Troy Duffy's band, The Brood/The Boondock Saints</p><p>Starring Willem Dafoe, Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, David Della Rocco, Billy Connolly</p><p>Released January 21, 2000 (only 5 theaters, and for only 7 days)</p><p>Budget: $6M ($9.1M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $30,471 ($30,4287 in 2021) in 5 theatres, eventually generated $50M in domestic video sales.</p><p>Gross: Technically a flop, but made it back due to cult status.</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 7.8/10 Rotten Tomates 28%</p><p>Metacritic 44% Google Users 98%</p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open in a church, with a priest finishing the Lords prayer. Sean Patrick Flanery's Murphy and Norman Reedus' Connor MacManus are shown to be praying, with a voice over talking about vengeance, when the priest began talking about the story of Kitty Genovese, that the biggest fear is the indifference of good men. as the credits roll, we learn about the brothers, that they work at a meat plant, and prank each other. See the Boston highlights. The brothers are put in charge of a new employee, a large woman, who takes offence to Connor referencing the rule of thumb, and Connor suggests it should've been the rule of wrist. Murphy suggests its a joke, since it's St Patricks Day. She kicks Connor in the groin, Murphy punches her. We briefly see the derelict apartment they live in, flash to the pub they hang out at and introduced to David Della Rocco with an on-screen fact sheet: Boston Italian Mafia, Yakavetta Family, and a package boy/numbers runner. Doc informs everyone he's having to close the bar down, and gives some incorrect proverbs, when Ivan Checkov, Russian Crime Syndicate, soldier, says the bar will shut down now. The brothers try and defuse the situation, and Ivan threatens them. Fade to black.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Docs proverbs: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships, A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it? Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.</p><p>-Very fun way of establishing characters</p><p>-Troy Duffy wanted people to know they were brothers before they ever even spoke</p><p>Fade back in to police presence and "next day" on screen. Greenley proposes two scenerios the guys could've been killed as we're introduced to FBI Agent Paul Smecker, of the Organized Crime Task Force. Smecker ridicules him for his Huge Guy theory and Serial Crusher theory, and send him for coffee. He puts in his head phones and works out the crime scene to an opera ariea. He correctly predicts the bullets, and the detectives notice when he touches the uniformed officer. He explains how this crime was obviously one of personal connections. Cut to the hospital, Doc tells the brothers an FBI agent was looking for them, and they said they'd go talk to them anyway as it was self defence. Smecker briefs the police, Greenly makes another wrong prediction as the brothers stagger in. Smecker is about to start the interview, they speak to each other in another language and decide to tell him about the guns and money. Smecker asks about the victims bandages, and we flash back to the night before. Insults are traded and a HUGE fight ensues. They show Ivan tied to the bar and his butt set on fire. It cuts to the brothers waking up the next day and the Russians breaking in to their apartment. Ivan tells Connor he wanted to kill him, but is going to kill his brother instead. Which sends him into a rage, pulling up the toilet he is handcuffed to. As Ivan has Murphy on his kness, the toilet strikes Ivan, and Connor lands on the other Russian. Murphy takes all the valuables, and Connor to safety. Cut back to them talk to Smecker, in different languages. The police give their statement they're not charging the MacManus brothers, as they go back in Rocco comes with clothes, that they're glad to receive.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Notice how put together Smecker is, 3 piece suit, coat,</p><p>-Why is it ONLY Smecker? I thought most FBI agents are partnered.</p><p>-This is the ONLY scene he listens to opera music on scene.</p><p>-Love Greenly and how bad it is.</p><p>-The toilet is obviously fake, the whole bottom is cut out so he can see where he's carrying it. Also, if he jumped from the 5th floor... even onto someone, you're breaking a femur at least.</p><p>-Director told Sean Patrick Flanery not to help Norman Reedus help pick him up.</p><p>-At the press conference, Smecker is just in the 3 piece suit now</p><p>The brothers, while asleep in the prison, have a shared dream, cutting in the priest from earlier (the indifference of good men) and Billy Connollys voice, "Whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed. For in the image of God made He man." They wake up and give each other knowing glances. When they walk out, all the cops are excited to see them. Connor returns a call the Russian pager received and got the name of a Hotel. Rocco goes into an office, where Ron Jeremy's Vincenzo Lapazzi, an underboss for the Yakavetta family, teases and taunts him. Sitting across the table is Giuseppi Yakavetta, "Pappa Joe," Mafia Don of the Yakavetta family, looking comatose. He comes alive, and tells Rocco to tell him a joke... Which is WILDLY inappropriate... Connor and Murphy are in some sort of armary and begin going through and picking out their weapons, and arguing about whether or not they need rope. The brothers are shown walking the streets of Boston, then in an elevator. Connor asks Murphy if he's nervous, when he says a bit... and they start preparing, fade to black.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Funny Man's joke... wow... Totally forgot about that.</p><p>-Wall of armory: "While the wicket stand confounded, call me, with thy saints surrounded"</p><p>-Love the 50's style dreamy music in the armory</p><p> </p><p>Phone rings and we see Smecker in bed with a guy who keeps trying to cuddle with him as he talks. Smecker doesn't cuddle... We cut to him walking in a room with a BUNCH of dead bodies. Greenly misses Smeckers question about how many bodies, and questions the other detectives about motive. There is some exposition about the reasoning they used pennies over the eyes, how and why they shot the fat guy in the manner in which they did. As Smecker wraps up, talking about 8 well aimed shots and has to be two people. Flash back to the brothers finishing a prayer, they start crawling through the air vents and we see the previously seen dead fat guy, Yuri Petrova: Russian Crime Syndicate Boss, in a meeting with the other victims. As the brothers crawl, and start to realize they're lost, Yuri is railing on the other guys in the room. The brothers start to argue and fight, when the air vent collapses under them, into the room, they're dangling upside down, and shoot all the guys in the room, saving the fat man for last, and what is arguably the most famous part of the movie, their family prayer: PLAY MUSIC. They then go around, crossing arms, and laying pennies on eyes, killing those who aren't already dead. Cut back to Smecker, realizing the killers aren't professionals. Back to the brothers talking about how easy it was, and how good they are. As they check the money, the door buzzes and they see its Rocco... and they decide to fuck with him. They scare him, and realize his boss may have sent him on a suicide mission. They revel themselves, and Rocco can't believe it. Flash back to Smecker and talking about how these are super high up crime bosses, and that it could be the beginning of an international gang war.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Willim Dafoes river dance, also notice, an unbuttoned two button suit, and coat gets removed...</p><p>-"There are 9 bodies, and 6 shots, what were you going to do, laugh the last two to death, funny man?!"</p><p>-The upside down shoot out is the most famous scene from this whole movie... It's awesome, but Matrix did it a year before in 1999.</p><p>-The word Fuck is used 246 times in the movie,</p><p> </p><p>MacManus brothers and Rocco sitting around talking about why they started doing what they're doing, lots of exposition. Into a montage of them drinking, which ends with Rocco slamming his hand down, and killing the cat. The next day, Connor and Rocco go to have a smoke, Connor suggests he was set up, Rocco doesn't like it. Murphy joins, and agrees with Connor, Rocco gets pissed and leaves. They're shown nervously waiting by the phone when Rocco calls, has a strange conversation, and some women arrive at Roccos apartment. Everything is quiet, when Rocco comes busting in and saying they have to go, realizing he was set up. Flash back to Roccos original call on his side. He cooly walks into Lakeview Luch, he talks to two guys who confirm he was setup. Flash back to them leaving the apartment, Rocco asks them to stop in front of the Sin Bin, he wants to kill Lapazzi, when they realize they don't have a system, that the first two fell in their laps. Rocco wants to be that guy, since he knows everyones business. Cuts to night and we see Lapzzi showing up to the strip club. They all three go in. They tease Rocco about his mask, and charge in. Fade to black then Smecker coming through the same door. It cuts back and forth, from the shooting and Smecker trying to figure out what happened. Lapazzi was the obvious mark, but why the two extra victims. Greenly finally makes a contribution, they're bad guys, now they're dead bad guys. Immediately messes it up by telling him about the "not related" shooting downtown... As Smecker is leaving, he realizes the shooter crossed his arms to fire, Rocco exclaims, "Wyatt Fuckin Erp!" and Smecker says, "looks like we got us a cowboy. " As they walk out, Rocco asks to learn the prayer, when they tell him it's a family prayer, from their fathers, fathers, father.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Troy Duffy wrote this because he saw a drug dealer taking money off a corpse across the hall of his apartment.</p><p>-Love the music during Roccos shooting scene</p><p>-The two other victims were from deleted scenes.</p><p>-"good shooting, shitty shooting"</p><p> </p><p>In the Lakeview crime-scene, Smecker and the detectives work through the crime. Don of the Yakavetta goes to see an old boss, and we're introduced to "Il Duce" or the Duke. Its made very clear how dangerous he is. We then see he makes parole. Rocco tells about the worst guy he's ever met, and we follow him as he kills a whole family. They plan on killing him, and the rest at their weekly poker game. Cut to Smecker and the detectives at the aftermath. Flash back to the guys getting ready, with Smecker actually with them as the hit occurs. Through the garage, kidnapping the wife, and in to the poker game. Connor holds Murphy back, and wanted to let Rocco do the kill himself. Murphy rolls him a pool ball to help him out. Smecker has totally lost it, and explains what they encountered, incorrectly, outside the house. IT WAS A FIREFIGHT!! Smecker is conducting during the shooting, Il Duce hits Roccos finger, Connor in the leg, and takes a bullet to his arm/shoulder. Greenly correctly predicts one guy with six guns. When Smecker realizes they've used ammonia, he breaks down, to ultimately find Roccos finger, which he takes. The guys are then shown cauterize their wounds. Rocco wants to kill Smecker, but he isn't to be touched, since he's a good man. Smecker runs the fingerprint, and recalls seeing him bringing the MacManus brothers clothes early on. The brothers go to chuch and Rocco sees Smecker stumble out onto the street and follows him into the church. Rocco goes into the confessional with the priest, Connor pulls Roccos head through the screen and will kill him if he hurts Smecker... Smecker has an ethical dilemma. He is told "the laws of God are higher than the laws of man"...and sends Smecker on his path.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Does ammonia actually make blood samples unusable?</p><p> </p><p>The guys call Smecker and give him a description of Il Duce. The old crime boss tells Smecker Yakavetta has all the guns at his house, which we cut to, and they've caught them trying to sneak in the basement. They've obviously been beat. Papa Joe kills Rocco. The brothers are pissed, Papa Joe says he's going to take care of Il Duce, Connor is showing to be breaking Murphys wrist to slip out of the cuffs. Then Smecker arrives... Dressed in drag. Smeckers wig falls off and he's forced to shoot him... After he does, he says, "too far... too far" but is committed. "It's on now." He finds on of the goons throat slit, and is hit from behind by Il Duce. As he sneaks up on the brothers, he hears their prayer, and finishes it, laying his hands on them.</p><p> </p><p>3 Months Later</p><p> </p><p>Yakavetta is on trial, and we're shown how Greenly and Smecker and working with the MacManus family now. They bust in the court room, no masks, and Il Duce gives an epic monologue and marks their introduction to the world. They state their purpose, not to protect the innocent, but to kill the evil, and corruption. With Papa Joe on his knees, they say the prayer and kill him. In an apartment, Connor asks how far they're going to take it, and Il Duce responds by asking do they have what it takes to take it as far as its needed. fade out, then back in to the news caster, the film ends with people giving their opinion of "The Saints," as they've been dubbed.</p><p>S:</p><p>-When they shoot off Roccos finger, and Sean Patrick Flanery gets splattered, I want to know who got to pull that one.</p><p>-The director would agitate the actors to get them the correct level of pissed off, not sure how.</p><p>-There was TOO much tongue in that kiss...</p><p>-Never really noticed how fake the tats are, not black, but blue.</p><p>-Supposedly had to give Billy Connelly a bigger cigar because he couldn't stop smiling wearing the gun vest, and he was having so much fun.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Boondock Saints. Éirinn go Brách, and welcome to this St. Patricks Day edition of The Guys Review. Today, we&apos;re reviewing the cult classic hit, The Boondock Saints; the action movie by first time writer/director Troy Duffy, that was originally a commercial failure (due to a VERY limited release), but became a home video star. Does it still hold up? Is it even believable? Does Chris&apos; opinion of it improve? Find out on this episode of The Guys Review... Sláinte!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Boondock Saints. Éirinn go Brách, and welcome to this St. Patricks Day edition of The Guys Review. Today, we&apos;re reviewing the cult classic hit, The Boondock Saints; the action movie by first time writer/director Troy Duffy, that was originally a commercial failure (due to a VERY limited release), but became a home video star. Does it still hold up? Is it even believable? Does Chris&apos; opinion of it improve? Find out on this episode of The Guys Review... Sláinte!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Backdraft</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.</p><p>Directed by Ron Howard</p><p>Music Composed by Has Zimmer</p><p>Screenplay by Gregory Widen</p><p>Starring Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Robert De Niro, Donald Sutherland, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and not Robert Patrick, unfortunately</p><p>Released May 24, 1991</p><p>Budget: $40M ($76.8M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $152.4M ($292.7M in 2021) $77.9M domestically, $74.5M internationally</p><p>Gross: $112.4M</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.7/10 Rotten Tomates 74%</p><p>Metacritic 38% Google Users 89%</p><p>Nominated for 3 Oscars: Sound Effects Editing, Visual Effects, Best Sound</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Opens in 1971, two brothers fighting about how to wear firefighter equipment when the alarm sounds. The younger brother, Brian, is asked if he wants to ride and see what his dad does. They arrive at what seems to be a routine fire, save a little girl, when Brian notices the fire “acting” funny, and then witnesses his father in an explosion. 20 years later, Brian McCaffery is grown, is shown to have passed his fireman test, again, and looking to get placed at a station, which he bribed a chief to do. Meanwhile, a man gets blown up opening his door. Outside the bar, Brian bumps into Jennifer Jason Leighs, Jennifer. After a tense exchange, Brian and the other firemen go to the scene. Brian sees his brother, Stephen, and he learns Stephen has him transferred from the station he wants to his station, 17. De Niros’, Donald Rimgale is shown investigating the fire. </p><p>S:</p><p>-Is it weird Kurt Russell plays his own father? Is that two credits and paychecks?</p><p>-The guy who addresses the fire fighters when they arrive is David Crosby, from Crosby, Stills and Nash. </p><p>-First notice how the fire has a distinctive sound. </p><p>-Music change when De Niro is shown</p><p>Brian goes to Stephens house to see him, and finds out from Stephens wife, Helen, Stephen doesn’t live there anymore. Brian founds him on their dads old boat. They share some exposition, and history of Brian quitting the fire academy before. Stephen tells Brian not to be late, cut to the next day and Brians car won’t start. He runs to the station as the engines are pulling out to a call. We meet some of the other firemen on the way. They enter the building looking for the fire, find it and begin fighting it. They start using the fire as a character, talking about how it moves. One of the firemen falls through the floor and they save him, saying, “if you go, we go.” Brian observes some very strange fire behavior, before rescuing a mannequin. Brian and Stephen have some words about team and work. Rimgale arrives and is asked by Mayoral candidate Swayzak if he’s dragging his feet investigating the fires because his office made cuts to the fire budget, Stephen sees him, comes down and is very aggressive towards Swayzak, claiming 3 men had died that year because of his cuts. Brian sees that Jennifer is an aide to Swayzak.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Pepsi/Budweiser product placement Woot</p><p>-Why is everyone wearing gas masks but Kurt Russell? </p><p>-Filmed fire upside down for it to ‘crawl’ on the ‘floor’</p><p>-Ron Howard wanted to make the fire sequences feel like combat.</p><p>Back in the fire house, Brian and Tim are showering and Tim is psyched about how intense their first fire on their first day way. Talk about how the fire is an animal. The “probies” are called down to make lunch. The company is then shown attending Chief Fitzgeralds retirement, where they found out Brian is on the front page of the paper, incorrectly getting credit for saving someone from the fire. Swayzak offers Brian a job to help Rimgale investigate the fires, which he turns down. Stephen starts a fight with the guy dancing with his estranged wife. Brian goes Stephen to the boat, they share a brotherly moment. Montage of training and fighting fires. It ends with Stephen and Brian racing up stairs carrying hoses, and ends with them arguing on the roof. </p><p>S:</p><p>-Love how Celtic the retirement is, music, dance, everything. Need to do 23 and me.</p><p>-During the montage, they start cutting a door…but not at a hinge point, at the handle. </p><p>They arrive at a fire, upon hearing there are children inside, Stephen and Brian go charging in, against the wishes of other firefighters. The fire is showing uncharacteristic behavior, but they push forward. They bust a door, and Stephen haphazardly charges in, Brian believes he died, when he emerges carrying a child. They talk after and Stephen tells/asks Brian if it’s time to leave, which he does. Brian calls Jennifer to accept the job offer from Swayzak. Brian arrives to Rimgales office, Brian sees burns on Rimgales back, they both give their sides on how they see things, and leave for Ronald Bartels parole hearing. Bartel tells Brian about his complicated background with Rimgale. After a brilliant move with a burned doll, he is denied parole. A man in a theatre is shown unlocking a door, then an explosion. Cuts to firefighters explaining how the explosion put the fire out before they got there, Brian and Rimgale start investigating, with ashamed glances from Stephen and the other firemen. A trip to the medical examiners helps Rimgale find a chemical found at both explosion scenes. </p><p>S:</p><p>-Donald Sutherland is CREEPY, almost childlike</p><p>-His own company is starting to question Stephens choices</p><p>-Clint Howard!</p><p>Stephen and Helen argue on their roof. Rimgale has figured out how the killer is making the explosions. Brian is on a political rally, chatting with Jennifer, they then visit his new station. As they… rekindle their relationship on the top of a firetruck, Stephen and the others are called to a building fire, but they have trouble finding it. Axe and Stephen argue about how to search for it and waiting for backup. Tim hits a door without checking it, it blows up and he is severely burned. At the hospital, Stephen and Brian fight again about responsibility. Brian tells Rimgale he wants to catch the fire starter, Rimgale gives him his fire philosophy, about fire being a living thing, that you have to love a little. Stephen and Hellen seem to rekindle their relationship, which Hellen ends the next morning. Jennifer gets connecting info to Brian about the murders and Swayzak. They go and talk to him, only to catch the killer in the act, but they get away and save Swayzak. Brian visits Ronald, who sets him on his path of Brian suspecting Stephen. While searching his brothers locker, he sees Axe, and the burn on his back that occurred when Brian was attacked at Swayzaks house. Stephen arrives to the firehouse, and he tells Brian he knows it’s Axe, and that he’ll talk to him. </p><p>S:</p><p>-the fire is the best character, followed by Donald Sutherland, and De Niro. </p><p>-Kinda starts to drag, movie could be 20-45 minutes shorter, still be as good. </p><p>A call comes in, and the engines take off, Brian grabs a kit and rides with them. On the way, Brians firetruck flips and he has to run to the blaze. Brian comes to find Stephen and Axe arguing, Axe trying to explain why he set the fires, killed the men, that Swayzak was closing down firehouses for money. Axe set the fire that injured Tim, too. The roof begins to collapse, and they scatter. As Brian escapes, an explosion forces him into a flooded elevator shaft, where Stephen finds and saves him. They find Axe and the standoff ends when an explosion collapses the bridge they’re on, with Stephen holding himself and Axe; Axe pleads to let him go, Stephen responds with, “where you go, we go” and he lets go. They fall, Axe lands on barrels on fine, and presumably dies, Stephen lands on another ramp, and is injured. Brian finally steps up, sees the beast, and saves Stephen, who is finally proud of him. Stephen asks Brian not to tell it was Axe, he dies in the ambulance as Brian admits he needs him. A huge funeral procession is held as both men are honored. Brian and Rimgale are seen delivering evidence to indict Swayzak. It ends with Brian at 17, a call comes in and he rides out with the crew, helping the new probie fix his jacket, just like Stephen did for him. </p><p>There are over 1,200,700 active firefighters in the US today (1991)</p><p>-NFPA (national fire protection association) in 2018, 1,115,000 active firefighters, 85,700 less</p><p>S:</p><p>-When he jumps in the elevator shaft, why is it flooded with water? Is that normal? </p><p>-Fire and practical effects are incredible. William Baldwin and Kurt Russell also got stunt credit in the film, they did most of their own stunts.</p><p>-The liability on this film must’ve been sky high</p><p>-McCaffrey is an Irish name, and they have bagpipes for the funeral procession</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 8 Mar 2021 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Stephen, Tucker, Trey)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Backdraft</strong></p><p>Welcome to The Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.</p><p>Directed by Ron Howard</p><p>Music Composed by Has Zimmer</p><p>Screenplay by Gregory Widen</p><p>Starring Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Robert De Niro, Donald Sutherland, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and not Robert Patrick, unfortunately</p><p>Released May 24, 1991</p><p>Budget: $40M ($76.8M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $152.4M ($292.7M in 2021) $77.9M domestically, $74.5M internationally</p><p>Gross: $112.4M</p><p>Ratings:   IMDb 6.7/10 Rotten Tomates 74%</p><p>Metacritic 38% Google Users 89%</p><p>Nominated for 3 Oscars: Sound Effects Editing, Visual Effects, Best Sound</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Opens in 1971, two brothers fighting about how to wear firefighter equipment when the alarm sounds. The younger brother, Brian, is asked if he wants to ride and see what his dad does. They arrive at what seems to be a routine fire, save a little girl, when Brian notices the fire “acting” funny, and then witnesses his father in an explosion. 20 years later, Brian McCaffery is grown, is shown to have passed his fireman test, again, and looking to get placed at a station, which he bribed a chief to do. Meanwhile, a man gets blown up opening his door. Outside the bar, Brian bumps into Jennifer Jason Leighs, Jennifer. After a tense exchange, Brian and the other firemen go to the scene. Brian sees his brother, Stephen, and he learns Stephen has him transferred from the station he wants to his station, 17. De Niros’, Donald Rimgale is shown investigating the fire. </p><p>S:</p><p>-Is it weird Kurt Russell plays his own father? Is that two credits and paychecks?</p><p>-The guy who addresses the fire fighters when they arrive is David Crosby, from Crosby, Stills and Nash. </p><p>-First notice how the fire has a distinctive sound. </p><p>-Music change when De Niro is shown</p><p>Brian goes to Stephens house to see him, and finds out from Stephens wife, Helen, Stephen doesn’t live there anymore. Brian founds him on their dads old boat. They share some exposition, and history of Brian quitting the fire academy before. Stephen tells Brian not to be late, cut to the next day and Brians car won’t start. He runs to the station as the engines are pulling out to a call. We meet some of the other firemen on the way. They enter the building looking for the fire, find it and begin fighting it. They start using the fire as a character, talking about how it moves. One of the firemen falls through the floor and they save him, saying, “if you go, we go.” Brian observes some very strange fire behavior, before rescuing a mannequin. Brian and Stephen have some words about team and work. Rimgale arrives and is asked by Mayoral candidate Swayzak if he’s dragging his feet investigating the fires because his office made cuts to the fire budget, Stephen sees him, comes down and is very aggressive towards Swayzak, claiming 3 men had died that year because of his cuts. Brian sees that Jennifer is an aide to Swayzak.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Pepsi/Budweiser product placement Woot</p><p>-Why is everyone wearing gas masks but Kurt Russell? </p><p>-Filmed fire upside down for it to ‘crawl’ on the ‘floor’</p><p>-Ron Howard wanted to make the fire sequences feel like combat.</p><p>Back in the fire house, Brian and Tim are showering and Tim is psyched about how intense their first fire on their first day way. Talk about how the fire is an animal. The “probies” are called down to make lunch. The company is then shown attending Chief Fitzgeralds retirement, where they found out Brian is on the front page of the paper, incorrectly getting credit for saving someone from the fire. Swayzak offers Brian a job to help Rimgale investigate the fires, which he turns down. Stephen starts a fight with the guy dancing with his estranged wife. Brian goes Stephen to the boat, they share a brotherly moment. Montage of training and fighting fires. It ends with Stephen and Brian racing up stairs carrying hoses, and ends with them arguing on the roof. </p><p>S:</p><p>-Love how Celtic the retirement is, music, dance, everything. Need to do 23 and me.</p><p>-During the montage, they start cutting a door…but not at a hinge point, at the handle. </p><p>They arrive at a fire, upon hearing there are children inside, Stephen and Brian go charging in, against the wishes of other firefighters. The fire is showing uncharacteristic behavior, but they push forward. They bust a door, and Stephen haphazardly charges in, Brian believes he died, when he emerges carrying a child. They talk after and Stephen tells/asks Brian if it’s time to leave, which he does. Brian calls Jennifer to accept the job offer from Swayzak. Brian arrives to Rimgales office, Brian sees burns on Rimgales back, they both give their sides on how they see things, and leave for Ronald Bartels parole hearing. Bartel tells Brian about his complicated background with Rimgale. After a brilliant move with a burned doll, he is denied parole. A man in a theatre is shown unlocking a door, then an explosion. Cuts to firefighters explaining how the explosion put the fire out before they got there, Brian and Rimgale start investigating, with ashamed glances from Stephen and the other firemen. A trip to the medical examiners helps Rimgale find a chemical found at both explosion scenes. </p><p>S:</p><p>-Donald Sutherland is CREEPY, almost childlike</p><p>-His own company is starting to question Stephens choices</p><p>-Clint Howard!</p><p>Stephen and Helen argue on their roof. Rimgale has figured out how the killer is making the explosions. Brian is on a political rally, chatting with Jennifer, they then visit his new station. As they… rekindle their relationship on the top of a firetruck, Stephen and the others are called to a building fire, but they have trouble finding it. Axe and Stephen argue about how to search for it and waiting for backup. Tim hits a door without checking it, it blows up and he is severely burned. At the hospital, Stephen and Brian fight again about responsibility. Brian tells Rimgale he wants to catch the fire starter, Rimgale gives him his fire philosophy, about fire being a living thing, that you have to love a little. Stephen and Hellen seem to rekindle their relationship, which Hellen ends the next morning. Jennifer gets connecting info to Brian about the murders and Swayzak. They go and talk to him, only to catch the killer in the act, but they get away and save Swayzak. Brian visits Ronald, who sets him on his path of Brian suspecting Stephen. While searching his brothers locker, he sees Axe, and the burn on his back that occurred when Brian was attacked at Swayzaks house. Stephen arrives to the firehouse, and he tells Brian he knows it’s Axe, and that he’ll talk to him. </p><p>S:</p><p>-the fire is the best character, followed by Donald Sutherland, and De Niro. </p><p>-Kinda starts to drag, movie could be 20-45 minutes shorter, still be as good. </p><p>A call comes in, and the engines take off, Brian grabs a kit and rides with them. On the way, Brians firetruck flips and he has to run to the blaze. Brian comes to find Stephen and Axe arguing, Axe trying to explain why he set the fires, killed the men, that Swayzak was closing down firehouses for money. Axe set the fire that injured Tim, too. The roof begins to collapse, and they scatter. As Brian escapes, an explosion forces him into a flooded elevator shaft, where Stephen finds and saves him. They find Axe and the standoff ends when an explosion collapses the bridge they’re on, with Stephen holding himself and Axe; Axe pleads to let him go, Stephen responds with, “where you go, we go” and he lets go. They fall, Axe lands on barrels on fine, and presumably dies, Stephen lands on another ramp, and is injured. Brian finally steps up, sees the beast, and saves Stephen, who is finally proud of him. Stephen asks Brian not to tell it was Axe, he dies in the ambulance as Brian admits he needs him. A huge funeral procession is held as both men are honored. Brian and Rimgale are seen delivering evidence to indict Swayzak. It ends with Brian at 17, a call comes in and he rides out with the crew, helping the new probie fix his jacket, just like Stephen did for him. </p><p>There are over 1,200,700 active firefighters in the US today (1991)</p><p>-NFPA (national fire protection association) in 2018, 1,115,000 active firefighters, 85,700 less</p><p>S:</p><p>-When he jumps in the elevator shaft, why is it flooded with water? Is that normal? </p><p>-Fire and practical effects are incredible. William Baldwin and Kurt Russell also got stunt credit in the film, they did most of their own stunts.</p><p>-The liability on this film must’ve been sky high</p><p>-McCaffrey is an Irish name, and they have bagpipes for the funeral procession</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:title>Backdraft</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Chris, Stephen, Tucker, Trey</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Backdraft. The 1991 blockbuster with KURT Russell (not Jack...), William Baldwin, Robert De Niro, and many others. Does our childhood nostalgia for this red hot classic keep it burning bright, or does time douse the flame? Is it still a four alarm fire of a movie, or will it suffocate? Find out when The Guys Review... Backdraft. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Backdraft. The 1991 blockbuster with KURT Russell (not Jack...), William Baldwin, Robert De Niro, and many others. Does our childhood nostalgia for this red hot classic keep it burning bright, or does time douse the flame? Is it still a four alarm fire of a movie, or will it suffocate? Find out when The Guys Review... Backdraft. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Grosse Pointe Blank</p><p>Welcome to the Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.</p><p>Directed by George Armitage</p><p>Screenplay by John Cusack, Steve Pink, Tom Jankiewicz, D.V. DeVincentis</p><p>Starring John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Dan Aykroyd, Joan Cusack, Jeremy Piven</p><p>Released April 11, 1997</p><p>Budget: $15M ($24.2M in 2020)</p><p>Box Office: $31.1M ($50.1M in 2020)</p><p>Gross: $16.1M, with $28.1M coming from America, making $3M internationally.</p><p>Ratings: IMDb 7.3/10 Rotten Tomates 80% Google Users 87% Metacritic 76%</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Martin Blank Debi Newberry Grocer Marcella</p><p>It opens with Martin, played by John Cusack, on the phone, in the middle of a "job" when his assitant, Marcella, Joan Cusack, tells him about his high schools 10 year reunion. He kills his mark, supposedly saving someone else, when Dan Aykroyd's Grocer, steps out and kills who Martin had just saved. They meet up afterwards, obviously not trusting each other, and Grocer tells him he's starting an organization for assassans, which also establishes their history together. Martin wants to stay solo. We then find Martin in Miami, he devised an ingenious way to kill this mark, but trying to drip some poison into his sleeping mouth, when he moves, wakes up, and Martin has to go in and finish the job. Back at his office, Marcella tells him clients aren't happy with the snafu, which Martin says his research shows the guy should've been in deep REM, giving us an idea how much he researches. To appease the clients, Martin has to do a rush job in Detroit, of which Grosse Pointe is a suburb. He then goes and speaks to his therapist, who doesn't want to treat him. We start to learn about his highschool sweet heart, Debi. Grocer has a job pulled from him, he suspects Martin, Grocer calls someone else to take Martin out after he takes out the mark.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Opens with "I can see clearly now"... Supposedly to give you a happy disposition about assassins.</p><p>-A hitman with "scruples"</p><p>-"Whatever it is I'm doing you don't like, I'll stop doing it"....."It's not me" *BANG* Wow. Cold.</p><p>-The therapist thing is kinda funny</p><p>In Detroit, we find two guys following Martin in. Martin cruises by the radio station and we're introduced to Minnie Drivers, Debi. he goes by the high school and has an interesting conversation with an old teacher, who he tells he's going home. Martin is shown pulling up in a neighborhood, with a conveniance store. We find out this is where his home used to be, he had no idea what happened. He finds his mom in a home of some sort, obviously with some mental illness, doesn't know what happened either. Martin then goes and talks to Debi, at the radio station. It's a very strange interaction, she kisses him, and they have it out, live on air. After leaving, Martin bumps into his old friend, Paul. They ride around and catch up. Paul also tells him he brokered the deal to sell Martins house to UltiMart. He contacts Marcella saying he's made 2 spooks and ghoul so far, thinks they may have double booked or trying to kill him. Martin goes back to the UltiMart, and the ghoul shows up, a shootout occurs and the UltiMart gets blown up. He sets up a date with Debi.</p><p>S:</p><p>-All the Lincoln town cars</p><p>-The writing is pretty good, seems pretty real</p><p>-The blocking in the radio scene, the back and forth, switching chairs, etc, very good.</p><p>-How Debi doesn't blink when he says professional killer</p><p>-I like his uneasiness of sitting in a chair with his back to the door/window</p><p>-When they're smoking the joint and Paul starts screaming 10 years! Is he happy/angry?</p><p>-Again, telling someone he's a professional killer and they think it's a joke</p><p>-Martin watching Debi through his scope, good symbolism</p><p>-Silly shootout</p><p>Martin and Debi go on their date, lots of exposition about the past 10 years, and talk about going to the reunion together. He meets the pair of guys following him in the bathroom, they appear to be working with Grocer. Back at his hotel he gets the intel of who's following him, two government agents and a freelancer; that they're working with Grocer, trying to set him up for killing someone. He visits Debi and she agrees to go to the reunion with him. Grocer finds Martin, and discuss who is hunting him and why, says he doesn't want him dead, he wants to work with him. As he's preparing to go to the reunion, he calls the therapist who helps calm him down. Running late, Debi says this isn't happening again, and attempts to call Martin, to no answer, when he arrives to her house. He speaks to her father and come to terms. Tells him he's a professional killer, and he replies, good for you, it's a growth industry.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Debi is almost childlike in her childhood bedroom</p><p>-Again, another movie where guys who use lots of guns, have to cock them.</p><p>-"Bullet hole in your forehead and I'm gonna fuck it"</p><p>-This is me breathing, as he cocks the gun</p><p>They attend the reunion, after some diliberation. They go through and see some old faces, share some stories and seem very overwhelmed. Martin has a moment when he holds an old classmates baby. They run into the old bully, who's obviously drunk. Martin and Debi have a heart to heart, and Martin tells about his reoccuring dream, and apologizes for "fucking up" her life. She says it's not over yet. They dance, and go have relations in the nurses room. We see the ghoul come to the reunion. Martin encounters Bob the bully and defuses him. When finding an old joint in his locker, the ghoul attacks, and Martin kills him. Debbi finds them and freaks out, but Paul hleps him get rid of the body. Debi comes to his hotel and explains why and how he does what he does. Bedi rejects his explination and leaves him. Marcella is shown to be destroying the office, he gives her a severance and finally opens his mark folder. Its Debis dad.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The girl in the brace in an homage to Joan Cusack from 16 Candles</p><p>-Just sayin' Paul is the real ride or die bro... 10 years apart, and day two helps him dispose of a body.</p><p>-Great twist of it being Debis dad</p><p>Martin starts explaining about when his turning point started, and how he loves her, while trying to save them and not being a hit man. While Grocer and his guys are trying to kill them. Martin and Grocer talk and shoot at each other, when the government guys show up, they kill them. Martin then smashes Grocers head with a tv, while saying "Popcorn!" We see Martin and Debi in a car driving, taking pictures of each other, seemingly happy.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The shootout is excessive and fake as shit. But fun.</p><p>-Do they ever need to reload?</p><p>-Good music</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 1 Mar 2021 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Tucker, Trey, Stephen)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grosse Pointe Blank</p><p>Welcome to the Guys Review, where we review media, products and experiences.</p><p>Directed by George Armitage</p><p>Screenplay by John Cusack, Steve Pink, Tom Jankiewicz, D.V. DeVincentis</p><p>Starring John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Dan Aykroyd, Joan Cusack, Jeremy Piven</p><p>Released April 11, 1997</p><p>Budget: $15M ($24.2M in 2020)</p><p>Box Office: $31.1M ($50.1M in 2020)</p><p>Gross: $16.1M, with $28.1M coming from America, making $3M internationally.</p><p>Ratings: IMDb 7.3/10 Rotten Tomates 80% Google Users 87% Metacritic 76%</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Martin Blank Debi Newberry Grocer Marcella</p><p>It opens with Martin, played by John Cusack, on the phone, in the middle of a "job" when his assitant, Marcella, Joan Cusack, tells him about his high schools 10 year reunion. He kills his mark, supposedly saving someone else, when Dan Aykroyd's Grocer, steps out and kills who Martin had just saved. They meet up afterwards, obviously not trusting each other, and Grocer tells him he's starting an organization for assassans, which also establishes their history together. Martin wants to stay solo. We then find Martin in Miami, he devised an ingenious way to kill this mark, but trying to drip some poison into his sleeping mouth, when he moves, wakes up, and Martin has to go in and finish the job. Back at his office, Marcella tells him clients aren't happy with the snafu, which Martin says his research shows the guy should've been in deep REM, giving us an idea how much he researches. To appease the clients, Martin has to do a rush job in Detroit, of which Grosse Pointe is a suburb. He then goes and speaks to his therapist, who doesn't want to treat him. We start to learn about his highschool sweet heart, Debi. Grocer has a job pulled from him, he suspects Martin, Grocer calls someone else to take Martin out after he takes out the mark.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Opens with "I can see clearly now"... Supposedly to give you a happy disposition about assassins.</p><p>-A hitman with "scruples"</p><p>-"Whatever it is I'm doing you don't like, I'll stop doing it"....."It's not me" *BANG* Wow. Cold.</p><p>-The therapist thing is kinda funny</p><p>In Detroit, we find two guys following Martin in. Martin cruises by the radio station and we're introduced to Minnie Drivers, Debi. he goes by the high school and has an interesting conversation with an old teacher, who he tells he's going home. Martin is shown pulling up in a neighborhood, with a conveniance store. We find out this is where his home used to be, he had no idea what happened. He finds his mom in a home of some sort, obviously with some mental illness, doesn't know what happened either. Martin then goes and talks to Debi, at the radio station. It's a very strange interaction, she kisses him, and they have it out, live on air. After leaving, Martin bumps into his old friend, Paul. They ride around and catch up. Paul also tells him he brokered the deal to sell Martins house to UltiMart. He contacts Marcella saying he's made 2 spooks and ghoul so far, thinks they may have double booked or trying to kill him. Martin goes back to the UltiMart, and the ghoul shows up, a shootout occurs and the UltiMart gets blown up. He sets up a date with Debi.</p><p>S:</p><p>-All the Lincoln town cars</p><p>-The writing is pretty good, seems pretty real</p><p>-The blocking in the radio scene, the back and forth, switching chairs, etc, very good.</p><p>-How Debi doesn't blink when he says professional killer</p><p>-I like his uneasiness of sitting in a chair with his back to the door/window</p><p>-When they're smoking the joint and Paul starts screaming 10 years! Is he happy/angry?</p><p>-Again, telling someone he's a professional killer and they think it's a joke</p><p>-Martin watching Debi through his scope, good symbolism</p><p>-Silly shootout</p><p>Martin and Debi go on their date, lots of exposition about the past 10 years, and talk about going to the reunion together. He meets the pair of guys following him in the bathroom, they appear to be working with Grocer. Back at his hotel he gets the intel of who's following him, two government agents and a freelancer; that they're working with Grocer, trying to set him up for killing someone. He visits Debi and she agrees to go to the reunion with him. Grocer finds Martin, and discuss who is hunting him and why, says he doesn't want him dead, he wants to work with him. As he's preparing to go to the reunion, he calls the therapist who helps calm him down. Running late, Debi says this isn't happening again, and attempts to call Martin, to no answer, when he arrives to her house. He speaks to her father and come to terms. Tells him he's a professional killer, and he replies, good for you, it's a growth industry.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Debi is almost childlike in her childhood bedroom</p><p>-Again, another movie where guys who use lots of guns, have to cock them.</p><p>-"Bullet hole in your forehead and I'm gonna fuck it"</p><p>-This is me breathing, as he cocks the gun</p><p>They attend the reunion, after some diliberation. They go through and see some old faces, share some stories and seem very overwhelmed. Martin has a moment when he holds an old classmates baby. They run into the old bully, who's obviously drunk. Martin and Debi have a heart to heart, and Martin tells about his reoccuring dream, and apologizes for "fucking up" her life. She says it's not over yet. They dance, and go have relations in the nurses room. We see the ghoul come to the reunion. Martin encounters Bob the bully and defuses him. When finding an old joint in his locker, the ghoul attacks, and Martin kills him. Debbi finds them and freaks out, but Paul hleps him get rid of the body. Debi comes to his hotel and explains why and how he does what he does. Bedi rejects his explination and leaves him. Marcella is shown to be destroying the office, he gives her a severance and finally opens his mark folder. Its Debis dad.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The girl in the brace in an homage to Joan Cusack from 16 Candles</p><p>-Just sayin' Paul is the real ride or die bro... 10 years apart, and day two helps him dispose of a body.</p><p>-Great twist of it being Debis dad</p><p>Martin starts explaining about when his turning point started, and how he loves her, while trying to save them and not being a hit man. While Grocer and his guys are trying to kill them. Martin and Grocer talk and shoot at each other, when the government guys show up, they kill them. Martin then smashes Grocers head with a tv, while saying "Popcorn!" We see Martin and Debi in a car driving, taking pictures of each other, seemingly happy.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The shootout is excessive and fake as shit. But fun.</p><p>-Do they ever need to reload?</p><p>-Good music</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Grosse Pointe Blank. The 1997 Dramady that sees John Cusack star as a depressed, and over-it assassin, who goes home for a job, and a class reunion. This fan requested review has a little bit of everything from guns, to mayhem, and plenty of zany stories, as The Guys Review... Grosse Pointe Blank. 

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Grosse Pointe Blank. The 1997 Dramady that sees John Cusack star as a depressed, and over-it assassin, who goes home for a job, and a class reunion. This fan requested review has a little bit of everything from guns, to mayhem, and plenty of zany stories, as The Guys Review... Grosse Pointe Blank. 

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Double Dragon</p><p>Directed by James Yukich (career of tons of music videos and short specials)</p><p>Screenplay by Michael Davis and Peter Gould</p><p>Based on Double Dragon video game</p><p>Starring Robert Patrick, Mark Dacascos, Scott Wolf, and Alyssa Milano</p><p>Released November 4, 1994</p><p>Budget: $7.8M ($13.6M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $4.2M ($7.3M in 2021)</p><p>Gross: According to Wikipedia, “it failed both critically and financially.”</p><p>Ratings: IMDb 3.8/10 Rotten Tomates 13% Google Users 81%</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Robert Patrick opens with a voice over telling the quick back story of the double dragon medallion, one controls the body, the other the soul. That an ancient king had given them to his sons for safe keeping. A Chinese village is being ransacked when one member leads the leader of the group to a cave, we see one half of the medallion and the leader reveals herself, and that it’s “modern” times telling someone they found it. The city scape of New Angles in 2007, after the big quake frames the story. Koga activates the soul half of the medallion he has and instructs his minions to find the other half.</p><p>S:</p><p>-What’s with the big fans on top of the buildings?</p><p>-The special effects aren’t NEARLY as good as T2</p><p>We then meet the Lee brothers They’re in a martial arts completion that is lost because of Billy be dq’ed, They’re also shown to have the other half of the dragon medallion. George Hamilton and Vanna White host the evening news, and Andy Dick as the weather man. It seems the police have given up the city at night and roaming gangs control the streets, as the Lees are surrounded by “The Mowhawks.” A car chase ensures where its shown cars are fueled by garbage and paper. After a wreck, they’re saved by Powercore and Marion. Satori gives the brothers more background.</p><p>S:</p><p>-“Eat some fist, butt-head”</p><p>-Those computer graphics are terrible</p><p>-The Abobo guy is so over acted</p><p>Back with Koga, Abobo gives him information about the Lee brothers, he is rewarded by being experimented on with new steroids. It’s shown Marion is the daughter of the police chief. Koga finds where the Lee brothers are staying and comes for the medallion. We find out he used to be called Victor Guisman, but “nobody would party with him,” so he changed it to Koga Shuko. When he sees Billy wearing the medallion, a large fight breaks out. Koga using the medallion and we’re introduced to the new Super Abobo. After it seems to be over, Satori tries to get the medallion from Billy, and it’s revealed she’s been possessed by Koga. After getting Kaga out of her, she sacrifices herself to save the brothers. All the gangs are shown to be meeting under the guidance of the billed, “Maniac Leader” (Micheal Berryman), who is quickly dispatched by Koga. Super Abobo was showing to have survived the explosion and the boys mourn Satori.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Classic rebelling daughter against strict father.</p><p>-Obvious that Jimmy Lee is a real martial artist, Scott Wolf isn’t</p><p>-Abobo off the stage, “nothin’ but net”</p><p>-Terrible one liners, “is it just me, or is it hot in here”</p><p>-Michael Berryman: Sept 4, 1948, has hypohidroic (hypo-hid-droic) Ectodermal (echo-dermal) dysplasia, a condition where he has no sweat glands, hair, fingernails or teeth. He was quoted as saying, “I was pretty we grounded. I was being teased and whatever and I didn’t have anger skills, so I would go to the parents and say your children are brats and tell them they were bad parents.”</p><p>The brothers have a small fight and resolve to work together and come up with a plan. As they walk, the end up in the middle of a super gang fight. After almost escaping and barricading themselves in a boat house, they escape on a boat and that chase begins. The boat chase ends with the Hollywood river catching fire, and seemingly the brothers die in a crash, but of course they don’t. Some exposition they agree to ask Marion for help. She has been, basically, torturing Abobo for information. The brothers show up, ask for help, and invade the Shuko plaza. They witness Koga attempting to bribe Marions dad, which doesn’t work. Another fight breaks out, the brothers and Marion vs Kaga inhabiting various bodies. And The police chief against Whip; who looses. Jimmy is captured.</p><p>S:</p><p>-“You’re Ug-Lee, I’m Home-Lee…” Also, the way they “high five” balled fish and open hand… Me and my friends did this after this movie. We were super cool.</p><p>-I thought the matte paintings were pretty good. Well done.</p><p>-The guys fighting over who follows Alyssa Milano into the tunnels.</p><p>-Why does Billy just randomly have fishing string in his pocket?</p><p>-Channel 69 news… haha</p><p>As the gangs riot, the chief tries to rally his officers to go back out on the streets and take them back, but no one follows. Jimmy being captured, Koga gives exposition and more background about working with their father. As Billy starts to get romantic with Marian, the gangs attack the Powercore base. Abobo finally sees what Koga has done to him, and goes berserk. Jimmy arrives, possessed by Koga. As they fight, Billy gives up on the medallion, and throws it away, but it comes back and grants him the power of the body. During the fight, Billy losses the medallion, Koga grabs it and units them. He then splits into two monster fighters. As they fight, Abobo enters and tells Marian to turn on the lights, allowing the brothers to defeat the monsters, and in doing so, catch the medallions, and then they unite them. Jimmy enters Kogas body, does some slap-stick, confesses to the chief and is arrested and they hear sirens in the night. As they all celebrate, Abobo shows up, asks to join them, and thinking Billy has possessed him, lets him drive… When Billy shows up in the back seat, they realize their mistake and scream. We end on the henchmen walking away arguing who’s fault it was.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The whole thing is so overly dramatic.</p><p>-The double dragon video game in the Powercore HQ</p><p>-The obviously fake swords during the boss fight.</p><p>-“You’re weak like your father” “You’re ugly like your mother…” JFC.</p><p>-This whole movie about the double dragons, they get them for 5 minutes only to beat up a normal dude. Not even a decent fight.</p><p>-Abobo, “what’s up chicken butt?”</p><p>-The henchmen had the Shuko logo on the back of their heads, was crossed out.</p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Double Dragon</p><p>Directed by James Yukich (career of tons of music videos and short specials)</p><p>Screenplay by Michael Davis and Peter Gould</p><p>Based on Double Dragon video game</p><p>Starring Robert Patrick, Mark Dacascos, Scott Wolf, and Alyssa Milano</p><p>Released November 4, 1994</p><p>Budget: $7.8M ($13.6M in 2021)</p><p>Box Office: $4.2M ($7.3M in 2021)</p><p>Gross: According to Wikipedia, “it failed both critically and financially.”</p><p>Ratings: IMDb 3.8/10 Rotten Tomates 13% Google Users 81%</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Robert Patrick opens with a voice over telling the quick back story of the double dragon medallion, one controls the body, the other the soul. That an ancient king had given them to his sons for safe keeping. A Chinese village is being ransacked when one member leads the leader of the group to a cave, we see one half of the medallion and the leader reveals herself, and that it’s “modern” times telling someone they found it. The city scape of New Angles in 2007, after the big quake frames the story. Koga activates the soul half of the medallion he has and instructs his minions to find the other half.</p><p>S:</p><p>-What’s with the big fans on top of the buildings?</p><p>-The special effects aren’t NEARLY as good as T2</p><p>We then meet the Lee brothers They’re in a martial arts completion that is lost because of Billy be dq’ed, They’re also shown to have the other half of the dragon medallion. George Hamilton and Vanna White host the evening news, and Andy Dick as the weather man. It seems the police have given up the city at night and roaming gangs control the streets, as the Lees are surrounded by “The Mowhawks.” A car chase ensures where its shown cars are fueled by garbage and paper. After a wreck, they’re saved by Powercore and Marion. Satori gives the brothers more background.</p><p>S:</p><p>-“Eat some fist, butt-head”</p><p>-Those computer graphics are terrible</p><p>-The Abobo guy is so over acted</p><p>Back with Koga, Abobo gives him information about the Lee brothers, he is rewarded by being experimented on with new steroids. It’s shown Marion is the daughter of the police chief. Koga finds where the Lee brothers are staying and comes for the medallion. We find out he used to be called Victor Guisman, but “nobody would party with him,” so he changed it to Koga Shuko. When he sees Billy wearing the medallion, a large fight breaks out. Koga using the medallion and we’re introduced to the new Super Abobo. After it seems to be over, Satori tries to get the medallion from Billy, and it’s revealed she’s been possessed by Koga. After getting Kaga out of her, she sacrifices herself to save the brothers. All the gangs are shown to be meeting under the guidance of the billed, “Maniac Leader” (Micheal Berryman), who is quickly dispatched by Koga. Super Abobo was showing to have survived the explosion and the boys mourn Satori.</p><p>S:</p><p>-Classic rebelling daughter against strict father.</p><p>-Obvious that Jimmy Lee is a real martial artist, Scott Wolf isn’t</p><p>-Abobo off the stage, “nothin’ but net”</p><p>-Terrible one liners, “is it just me, or is it hot in here”</p><p>-Michael Berryman: Sept 4, 1948, has hypohidroic (hypo-hid-droic) Ectodermal (echo-dermal) dysplasia, a condition where he has no sweat glands, hair, fingernails or teeth. He was quoted as saying, “I was pretty we grounded. I was being teased and whatever and I didn’t have anger skills, so I would go to the parents and say your children are brats and tell them they were bad parents.”</p><p>The brothers have a small fight and resolve to work together and come up with a plan. As they walk, the end up in the middle of a super gang fight. After almost escaping and barricading themselves in a boat house, they escape on a boat and that chase begins. The boat chase ends with the Hollywood river catching fire, and seemingly the brothers die in a crash, but of course they don’t. Some exposition they agree to ask Marion for help. She has been, basically, torturing Abobo for information. The brothers show up, ask for help, and invade the Shuko plaza. They witness Koga attempting to bribe Marions dad, which doesn’t work. Another fight breaks out, the brothers and Marion vs Kaga inhabiting various bodies. And The police chief against Whip; who looses. Jimmy is captured.</p><p>S:</p><p>-“You’re Ug-Lee, I’m Home-Lee…” Also, the way they “high five” balled fish and open hand… Me and my friends did this after this movie. We were super cool.</p><p>-I thought the matte paintings were pretty good. Well done.</p><p>-The guys fighting over who follows Alyssa Milano into the tunnels.</p><p>-Why does Billy just randomly have fishing string in his pocket?</p><p>-Channel 69 news… haha</p><p>As the gangs riot, the chief tries to rally his officers to go back out on the streets and take them back, but no one follows. Jimmy being captured, Koga gives exposition and more background about working with their father. As Billy starts to get romantic with Marian, the gangs attack the Powercore base. Abobo finally sees what Koga has done to him, and goes berserk. Jimmy arrives, possessed by Koga. As they fight, Billy gives up on the medallion, and throws it away, but it comes back and grants him the power of the body. During the fight, Billy losses the medallion, Koga grabs it and units them. He then splits into two monster fighters. As they fight, Abobo enters and tells Marian to turn on the lights, allowing the brothers to defeat the monsters, and in doing so, catch the medallions, and then they unite them. Jimmy enters Kogas body, does some slap-stick, confesses to the chief and is arrested and they hear sirens in the night. As they all celebrate, Abobo shows up, asks to join them, and thinking Billy has possessed him, lets him drive… When Billy shows up in the back seat, they realize their mistake and scream. We end on the henchmen walking away arguing who’s fault it was.</p><p>S:</p><p>-The whole thing is so overly dramatic.</p><p>-The double dragon video game in the Powercore HQ</p><p>-The obviously fake swords during the boss fight.</p><p>-“You’re weak like your father” “You’re ugly like your mother…” JFC.</p><p>-This whole movie about the double dragons, they get them for 5 minutes only to beat up a normal dude. Not even a decent fight.</p><p>-Abobo, “what’s up chicken butt?”</p><p>-The henchmen had the Shuko logo on the back of their heads, was crossed out.</p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:title>Double Dragon</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Double Dragon. The 1994 take on the smash hit video game. Nostalgia reins supreme in this episode as The Guys get to watch another Robert Patrick vehicle that, unfortunately, had the same fate as the wrecker Patrick drove in T2: it crashed and burned. Find out just how much more CGI Robert Patrick The Guys can take in this weeks awesomely 90&apos;s, one liner episode of The Guys Review. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Double Dragon. The 1994 take on the smash hit video game. Nostalgia reins supreme in this episode as The Guys get to watch another Robert Patrick vehicle that, unfortunately, had the same fate as the wrecker Patrick drove in T2: it crashed and burned. Find out just how much more CGI Robert Patrick The Guys can take in this weeks awesomely 90&apos;s, one liner episode of The Guys Review. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Weezer Blue Album</p><p>Recorded August-September 1993</p><p>Released May 10, 1994</p><p>Weezer was formed on February 14, 1992, in Los Angeles by singer and guitarist Rivers Cuomo (he also composed this whole album), drummer Patrick Wilson, bassist Matt Sharp, and guitarist Jason Croppe</p><p>The album itself peaked at number sixteen on the US Billboard 200, and was certified triple platinum by 1995. It is also the band's best-selling album, having sold at least 3.3 million copies in the U.S. and over fifteen million copies worldwide by 2009.</p><p>Chicago Sun-Times 3.5* Entertainment Weekly B (1994), A+ (2014 Rolling Stone 4/5*</p><p>Singles: 1) Undone-The Sweater Song June 24, 1994, 2) Buddy Holly September 7, 1994 3) Say It Ain’t So July 13, 1995</p><p>Tracks:</p><p>1: My Name Is Jonas</p><p>Solid start, having heard before, in line with Weezer sound. No idea what it’s about.</p><p>2: No one Else</p><p>Same musical style… But kinda creepy. “I want a girl who will laugh for no one else</p><p>When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf</p><p>When I'm away she never leaves the house</p><p>I want a girl who laughs for no one else”</p><p>Dude has been cheated on for sure.</p><p>3: The World Has Turned and Left Me Here</p><p>Good intro, drums and more bass. Obviously another break up song. But simple and singable. Catchy.</p><p>4: Buddy Holly</p><p>Classic track. Good hook. Love the bridge, the whole thing is nearly spoken word/rap-ish, but childish-like too. </p><p>5: Undone - The Sweater Song</p><p>Another fun, classic song. Never realized it’s basically people talking to the singer, and how he doesn’t want to talk and tries to awkwardly avoid the conversations. He only gives one word answers.</p><p>6: Surf Wax America</p><p>Very Weezer sound. Kinda an homage to The Beach Boys, also a middle finger to “normal” lifestyle of Americans. </p><p>7: Say It Ain’t So</p><p>What a classic song. Good hook, good chorus, and rocking bridge. Actually reading the lyrics, seems to be about daddy issues. Also, watched the music video, during the bridge, they’re playing hacky-sack. How 90’s. </p><p>8: In The Garage</p><p>Funny he makes “garage” a one syllable word. This is all about him being a nerd/dork and having his own space. I get it. I get it. </p><p>9: Holiday</p><p>Decent song. Nothing special. Reminds me, again, of The Beach Boys, with electric guitars and a bit of “edge.”</p><p>10: Only In Dreams</p><p>So it’s a song about a crush… Again, decent. Kinda childish. Guess it’s supposed to lend towards the awkwardness of the whole album.</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2021 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Trey, Tucker, Stephen, Chris)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weezer Blue Album</p><p>Recorded August-September 1993</p><p>Released May 10, 1994</p><p>Weezer was formed on February 14, 1992, in Los Angeles by singer and guitarist Rivers Cuomo (he also composed this whole album), drummer Patrick Wilson, bassist Matt Sharp, and guitarist Jason Croppe</p><p>The album itself peaked at number sixteen on the US Billboard 200, and was certified triple platinum by 1995. It is also the band's best-selling album, having sold at least 3.3 million copies in the U.S. and over fifteen million copies worldwide by 2009.</p><p>Chicago Sun-Times 3.5* Entertainment Weekly B (1994), A+ (2014 Rolling Stone 4/5*</p><p>Singles: 1) Undone-The Sweater Song June 24, 1994, 2) Buddy Holly September 7, 1994 3) Say It Ain’t So July 13, 1995</p><p>Tracks:</p><p>1: My Name Is Jonas</p><p>Solid start, having heard before, in line with Weezer sound. No idea what it’s about.</p><p>2: No one Else</p><p>Same musical style… But kinda creepy. “I want a girl who will laugh for no one else</p><p>When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf</p><p>When I'm away she never leaves the house</p><p>I want a girl who laughs for no one else”</p><p>Dude has been cheated on for sure.</p><p>3: The World Has Turned and Left Me Here</p><p>Good intro, drums and more bass. Obviously another break up song. But simple and singable. Catchy.</p><p>4: Buddy Holly</p><p>Classic track. Good hook. Love the bridge, the whole thing is nearly spoken word/rap-ish, but childish-like too. </p><p>5: Undone - The Sweater Song</p><p>Another fun, classic song. Never realized it’s basically people talking to the singer, and how he doesn’t want to talk and tries to awkwardly avoid the conversations. He only gives one word answers.</p><p>6: Surf Wax America</p><p>Very Weezer sound. Kinda an homage to The Beach Boys, also a middle finger to “normal” lifestyle of Americans. </p><p>7: Say It Ain’t So</p><p>What a classic song. Good hook, good chorus, and rocking bridge. Actually reading the lyrics, seems to be about daddy issues. Also, watched the music video, during the bridge, they’re playing hacky-sack. How 90’s. </p><p>8: In The Garage</p><p>Funny he makes “garage” a one syllable word. This is all about him being a nerd/dork and having his own space. I get it. I get it. </p><p>9: Holiday</p><p>Decent song. Nothing special. Reminds me, again, of The Beach Boys, with electric guitars and a bit of “edge.”</p><p>10: Only In Dreams</p><p>So it’s a song about a crush… Again, decent. Kinda childish. Guess it’s supposed to lend towards the awkwardness of the whole album.</p>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review...Weezer blue album. Our first musical media! The Guys go through each track, share thoughts, and memories. Is it as catchy as you remember? Do you look just like Buddy Holly? Do you want to destroy our sweaters? Well, say it ain&apos;t so, and see if The Guys do in this musical episode of, The Guys Review. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review...Weezer blue album. Our first musical media! The Guys go through each track, share thoughts, and memories. Is it as catchy as you remember? Do you look just like Buddy Holly? Do you want to destroy our sweaters? Well, say it ain&apos;t so, and see if The Guys do in this musical episode of, The Guys Review. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Once Upon A Time In America</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Once Upon A Time In America</p><p>Directed by Sergio Leone</p><p>Screenplay by Leonardo Benvenuti, Piero De Bernardi, Enrico Medioli, Franco Arcalli, Franco Ferrini, Sergio Leone</p><p>Based on The Hoods, by Harry Grey</p><p>Starring Robert DeNiro, James Woods, Elizabeth McGovern, Joe Pesci, Burt Young, Tuesday Weld, and Treat Williams</p><p>Released in Cannes, with a runtime of 3:49, May 23, 1984; US release, with a runtime of 2:19, June 1, 1984. (Originally had 8-10 hours shot, cut that down to 6, then again. To 4:30, finally to the 3:49 runtime).</p><p>Budget: $30M ($94.2M in 2020)</p><p>Box Office: $5.3M ($16.6M)</p><p>Gross: Flop. But later won acclaim when the full version was released.</p><p>Ratings: IMDb 8.4/10 Rotten Tomates 87% Google Users 91%</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Intro: Opens on what is obviously gangsters looking for someone. They kill a woman and savagely beat a man. We then see Robert DeNero in an opium den. He’s obviously upset by something. He smokes and passes out, having a flashback of seeing people killed on the street and possibly him calling the cops. He comes to as the gangsters enter the theatre attached to the smoking den, he escapes to a jewish neighborhood. He kills the guy waiting on him, learns his gf/wife is dead, and goes to a train/bus station to retrieve an empty suitcase. As he’s preparing to leave, there’s a time jump. He’s much older, and appears to be returning from wherever he went.</p><p>-Just waiting the intro credits, I’m already wondering when it’ll be over.</p><p>-Overly dramatic death</p><p>-The phone ringing is EXCESSIVE. 24 times</p><p>-Boob alert</p><p>-Guys name is Noodles?! Hard gangster name…</p><p>-Prohibition was Jan 17, 1920 - Dec 5, 1933.</p><p>-This move is going to drag</p><p>We see the bloody dude from the beginning, still at the bar. Noodles calls him and he is surprised, to say the least. We find out the reason Noodles returned was a letter, and that the suitcase was supposed to have $1M inside. As he reacquaints himself with the bar, he finds his old peep hole that leads to a flash back of watching a girl dance ballet. And get naked. He chases her down and is told off. The boys then burn a newsstand for no reason. The kids also try to rob a drunk, but were thwarted. Finally, Noodles goes home to read in the bathroom, but is interrupted by a neighbor girl, who gives him an anatomy lesson, and apparently will turn tricks for food.</p><p>-Everything seems VERY slow and deliberate.</p><p>-Makes you wonder what else he peeped on… question answered.</p><p>-Do we have to watch the WHOLE dance routine?</p><p>-“Tush”?</p><p>-Very obvious voice over recording/syncing</p><p>-What the FUCK is up with the neighbor girl? That was… weird.</p><p>-Begins in 1933, 35 years later, takes place in 1968.</p><p>Noodles bumps into the guy that stopped them from robbing the drunk guy, to see he robbed him instead. After a police interaction, they seem to get along. Another boy is taking the apartment girl, Peggy, a treat, but ends up eating it. He then follows her and the boys catch the cop with Peggy and re-arrange the power dynamic. Noodles sees Deborah and follows her home, they share a kiss. Noodles and Max finally meet Bugsy, and get savagely beat up. Noodles and Max approach a bootlegger with an idea how to help them, using salt to weigh their booze cases in the water. When it’s proved it works, they officially start their “gang.” Bugsy quickly ends it when he kills the youngest member; then Noodles kills Bugsy, and ends up getting arrested.</p><p>-wow. The kid losing his virginity to the apartment hooker</p><p>-Jennifer Connelly is 14 when this movie was made. Used a body double.</p><p>-Terrible fight sound effects.</p><p>-He literally had blood on his hands… Cheesy. Got the text from Chris about it being art at this point.</p><p>We shift back to ‘present day’ and old Noodles is visiting his friends tombs, presumably for the first time since he fled. He finds a key to the locker, this time the suitcase has money in it. As he’s walking away, we flash back to Noodles getting out of prison and Max picking him up. With a surprise treat in the hearse. He re-meets all the guys again, and finds out they run a very successful speakeasy. He also sees Deborah again. The gang then meets Joe Pesci’s Frankie, asks them to rob a jeweler. During the robbery, Noodles rapes a woman. When they go to do the exchange, they double cross the buyers, and kill them all.</p><p>-The hooker in the hearse was…weird</p><p>-Peggy is still turning tricks…and DeNiro motorboats her. Wow.</p><p>-it seems things just happen to them, instead of being in control.</p><p>-Cock insurance… really?</p><p>-Shot in the eye, ouch</p><p>Flashing back to the ‘present,’ Noodles is watching a tv report about illegal use of workers union funds, when it shows the man in charge, Noodles recognizes him, and we flash back to the same guy being tied and doused with gas, about to be lit up, when Noodles and the boys save him. We then meet Chief Aiello, who has just had his first son, the gang switches babies to coerce the Chief to stop pressuring the unionizers. Back at the club, they recognize a visitor, the woman from the robbery, bring her in and let her choose between them. Noodles goes on a date with Deborah, he opens his heart to her, and she says she’s leaving for Hollywood the next day. In the car after, Noodles rapes Deborah. He goes to the train station and sees Deborah leaving, she draws the curtain. Intermission.</p><p>-The guys name is Chicken Joe… Bawk bawk playboy…</p><p>-The dicks out lineup… What the fuck.</p><p>-Way to rape the girl to get her.</p><p>-There’s a fucking intermission.</p><p>Apparently Noodles went on a bit of a bender, when he shows back up things are very tense. There’s bit of a blow up over Maxs new girl. When the union guy is shot, the gang retaliates, and draws the ire of Frankie. Prohibition is repealed and they have to reinvent themselves. Max proposes robbing the Federal Reserve bank, but his girlfriend is opposed, and asked Noodles to have them arrested instead, to give him a taste. A funeral is held for prohibition. We see the start of a phone call to the police, that Noodles may tip them off. Noodles and Max have a confrontation and we flash forward again to present. Noodles is talking to Maxs girlfriend and he finds Deborah, again.</p><p>-The flute music keeps reminding me of the Karate Kid</p><p>-How much time is left?</p><p>Noodles has a conversation with Deborah, he finds out that she has been Secretary Baileys’ lover on the west Coast until he came back east and got into politics. As he exits, he sees what is more than likely his son. MAX IS SHOWN TO BE ALIVE. They go back and forth, basically explaining the plot. Flashback montage. Max asks Noodles to kill him, as payback. He declines, said that his friend died years ago. As he leaves, a garbage truck starts, a person in a tux follows, it passes and we don’t see the person in a tux again. Then Noodles sees a small parade of partiers going the other way. We’re flashed back to Noodles entering the opium den, he hits the pipe and is finally happy.</p><p>-Noodles is gone for 35 years, Deb asks where he was, “I was out of town…”</p><p>-Max being alive is a good twist</p><p>-Why doesn’t he refer to him as Max?</p><p>-Did… did he jump in the garbage truck?</p>
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      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Tucker, Chris, Trey, Stephen)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/once-upon-a-time-in-america-SXQrmjxE</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once Upon A Time In America</p><p>Directed by Sergio Leone</p><p>Screenplay by Leonardo Benvenuti, Piero De Bernardi, Enrico Medioli, Franco Arcalli, Franco Ferrini, Sergio Leone</p><p>Based on The Hoods, by Harry Grey</p><p>Starring Robert DeNiro, James Woods, Elizabeth McGovern, Joe Pesci, Burt Young, Tuesday Weld, and Treat Williams</p><p>Released in Cannes, with a runtime of 3:49, May 23, 1984; US release, with a runtime of 2:19, June 1, 1984. (Originally had 8-10 hours shot, cut that down to 6, then again. To 4:30, finally to the 3:49 runtime).</p><p>Budget: $30M ($94.2M in 2020)</p><p>Box Office: $5.3M ($16.6M)</p><p>Gross: Flop. But later won acclaim when the full version was released.</p><p>Ratings: IMDb 8.4/10 Rotten Tomates 87% Google Users 91%</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Intro: Opens on what is obviously gangsters looking for someone. They kill a woman and savagely beat a man. We then see Robert DeNero in an opium den. He’s obviously upset by something. He smokes and passes out, having a flashback of seeing people killed on the street and possibly him calling the cops. He comes to as the gangsters enter the theatre attached to the smoking den, he escapes to a jewish neighborhood. He kills the guy waiting on him, learns his gf/wife is dead, and goes to a train/bus station to retrieve an empty suitcase. As he’s preparing to leave, there’s a time jump. He’s much older, and appears to be returning from wherever he went.</p><p>-Just waiting the intro credits, I’m already wondering when it’ll be over.</p><p>-Overly dramatic death</p><p>-The phone ringing is EXCESSIVE. 24 times</p><p>-Boob alert</p><p>-Guys name is Noodles?! Hard gangster name…</p><p>-Prohibition was Jan 17, 1920 - Dec 5, 1933.</p><p>-This move is going to drag</p><p>We see the bloody dude from the beginning, still at the bar. Noodles calls him and he is surprised, to say the least. We find out the reason Noodles returned was a letter, and that the suitcase was supposed to have $1M inside. As he reacquaints himself with the bar, he finds his old peep hole that leads to a flash back of watching a girl dance ballet. And get naked. He chases her down and is told off. The boys then burn a newsstand for no reason. The kids also try to rob a drunk, but were thwarted. Finally, Noodles goes home to read in the bathroom, but is interrupted by a neighbor girl, who gives him an anatomy lesson, and apparently will turn tricks for food.</p><p>-Everything seems VERY slow and deliberate.</p><p>-Makes you wonder what else he peeped on… question answered.</p><p>-Do we have to watch the WHOLE dance routine?</p><p>-“Tush”?</p><p>-Very obvious voice over recording/syncing</p><p>-What the FUCK is up with the neighbor girl? That was… weird.</p><p>-Begins in 1933, 35 years later, takes place in 1968.</p><p>Noodles bumps into the guy that stopped them from robbing the drunk guy, to see he robbed him instead. After a police interaction, they seem to get along. Another boy is taking the apartment girl, Peggy, a treat, but ends up eating it. He then follows her and the boys catch the cop with Peggy and re-arrange the power dynamic. Noodles sees Deborah and follows her home, they share a kiss. Noodles and Max finally meet Bugsy, and get savagely beat up. Noodles and Max approach a bootlegger with an idea how to help them, using salt to weigh their booze cases in the water. When it’s proved it works, they officially start their “gang.” Bugsy quickly ends it when he kills the youngest member; then Noodles kills Bugsy, and ends up getting arrested.</p><p>-wow. The kid losing his virginity to the apartment hooker</p><p>-Jennifer Connelly is 14 when this movie was made. Used a body double.</p><p>-Terrible fight sound effects.</p><p>-He literally had blood on his hands… Cheesy. Got the text from Chris about it being art at this point.</p><p>We shift back to ‘present day’ and old Noodles is visiting his friends tombs, presumably for the first time since he fled. He finds a key to the locker, this time the suitcase has money in it. As he’s walking away, we flash back to Noodles getting out of prison and Max picking him up. With a surprise treat in the hearse. He re-meets all the guys again, and finds out they run a very successful speakeasy. He also sees Deborah again. The gang then meets Joe Pesci’s Frankie, asks them to rob a jeweler. During the robbery, Noodles rapes a woman. When they go to do the exchange, they double cross the buyers, and kill them all.</p><p>-The hooker in the hearse was…weird</p><p>-Peggy is still turning tricks…and DeNiro motorboats her. Wow.</p><p>-it seems things just happen to them, instead of being in control.</p><p>-Cock insurance… really?</p><p>-Shot in the eye, ouch</p><p>Flashing back to the ‘present,’ Noodles is watching a tv report about illegal use of workers union funds, when it shows the man in charge, Noodles recognizes him, and we flash back to the same guy being tied and doused with gas, about to be lit up, when Noodles and the boys save him. We then meet Chief Aiello, who has just had his first son, the gang switches babies to coerce the Chief to stop pressuring the unionizers. Back at the club, they recognize a visitor, the woman from the robbery, bring her in and let her choose between them. Noodles goes on a date with Deborah, he opens his heart to her, and she says she’s leaving for Hollywood the next day. In the car after, Noodles rapes Deborah. He goes to the train station and sees Deborah leaving, she draws the curtain. Intermission.</p><p>-The guys name is Chicken Joe… Bawk bawk playboy…</p><p>-The dicks out lineup… What the fuck.</p><p>-Way to rape the girl to get her.</p><p>-There’s a fucking intermission.</p><p>Apparently Noodles went on a bit of a bender, when he shows back up things are very tense. There’s bit of a blow up over Maxs new girl. When the union guy is shot, the gang retaliates, and draws the ire of Frankie. Prohibition is repealed and they have to reinvent themselves. Max proposes robbing the Federal Reserve bank, but his girlfriend is opposed, and asked Noodles to have them arrested instead, to give him a taste. A funeral is held for prohibition. We see the start of a phone call to the police, that Noodles may tip them off. Noodles and Max have a confrontation and we flash forward again to present. Noodles is talking to Maxs girlfriend and he finds Deborah, again.</p><p>-The flute music keeps reminding me of the Karate Kid</p><p>-How much time is left?</p><p>Noodles has a conversation with Deborah, he finds out that she has been Secretary Baileys’ lover on the west Coast until he came back east and got into politics. As he exits, he sees what is more than likely his son. MAX IS SHOWN TO BE ALIVE. They go back and forth, basically explaining the plot. Flashback montage. Max asks Noodles to kill him, as payback. He declines, said that his friend died years ago. As he leaves, a garbage truck starts, a person in a tux follows, it passes and we don’t see the person in a tux again. Then Noodles sees a small parade of partiers going the other way. We’re flashed back to Noodles entering the opium den, he hits the pipe and is finally happy.</p><p>-Noodles is gone for 35 years, Deb asks where he was, “I was out of town…”</p><p>-Max being alive is a good twist</p><p>-Why doesn’t he refer to him as Max?</p><p>-Did… did he jump in the garbage truck?</p>
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      <itunes:title>Once Upon A Time In America</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Tucker, Chris, Trey, Stephen</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Once Upon A Time In America. A cinematic masterpiece that was critically panned when originally released due to distributors re-cutting director Sergio Leones film. It wasn&apos;t until years later, when the directors cut was released did the film find critical acclaim. Do The Guys agree? Is 3:49 too long for a movie, or would 2:19 be enough time to tell this story? Find out in this MUCH shorter than 3:49 episode of, The Guys Review...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Once Upon A Time In America. A cinematic masterpiece that was critically panned when originally released due to distributors re-cutting director Sergio Leones film. It wasn&apos;t until years later, when the directors cut was released did the film find critical acclaim. Do The Guys agree? Is 3:49 too long for a movie, or would 2:19 be enough time to tell this story? Find out in this MUCH shorter than 3:49 episode of, The Guys Review...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>The Weather Man</p><p>Directed by Gore Verbinski</p><p>Written by Steve Conrad</p><p>Starring Nicholas Cage, Hope Davis, Nicholas Hoult and Michael Caine.</p><p>Released October 28, 2005.</p><p>Budget of $22M ($29.2M in 2020)</p><p>Box Office: $19M ($12.5M Domestic, $6.6M Oversea) ($25.2M in 2020)</p><p>Gross: Movie was a flop, didn’t make back it’s original budget.</p><p>IMDb: 6.5/10 Rotten Tomatoes: 59% Metacritic: 61%</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The movie opens with a montage of a dream job for Dave Spritz, the morning show Hello America as Dave practices his “weather moves” and introduces himself. He leaves his apartment and finds a ticket on his vehicle. After a contentious meeting at the DMV and picking up his daughter from dance, Dave drives his father, Robert, to a doctors appointment. Meanwhile his son Mike goes shopping at the mall and bumps into his councilor, Don.</p><p>S: Very 2000’s look/feel to the opening.</p><p>-I hate Nic Cages hair</p><p>-DMV writing/dialogue is TERRIBLE</p><p>-His on-air weather character is ANNOYING</p><p>-Who lets a 12 year old girl walk home alone in Chicago!?!</p><p>-Michael Cain isn’t likable. And what’s with the weird, shitty accent?</p><p>-Don is creepy AF, and the “catch ya later” when they leave… Creepy and weird.</p><p>Dave is walking down the street and has a frosty thrown at him. He reminisces about food being thrown at him and wonders why. He takes his daughter to public picnic where she tears her ACL. Mike and Noreen agree to go to therapy, which then leads to an argument about trust. Dave accompanies his father to another doctors visit, followed by an archery montage and Mike having dinner with Don the councilor and him taking pictures of Mike.</p><p>S: All of the weird dialog.</p><p>-He’s make $240K for 2hrs of work and a large public persona… That’s BS. (Bereau of Labor Statistics says annual median pay in 2016 for a meteorologist was $92,460. According to ZipRecruiter, average pay for a meteorologist in 2021, in Illinois is $72,587.</p><p>-After the picnic, the “fight” is so dumb… Calling him a “pork butt” and a “dildo”? These are playground insults, felt unrehearsed.</p><p>-Dave dropping he wrote a science fiction novel this late in the movie… Why? Weird plot device.</p><p>-Told you that councilor was creepy as fuck.</p><p>Dave and Shelly discuss archery vs. bow hunting. Dave reflects on the argument that possibly caused his divorce: tartar sauce. Dave gets good news about an interview at Hello America, goes to NYC to interview, bringing Shelly to connect more, and his dad for tests. Dave learns Mike has assaulted his councilor Don, Richard tells him he has Lymphoma, which leads to a living funeral and an attempt for Dave to reconcile with Noreen.</p><p>S: Bow hunting does sound like fun. Moving target.</p><p>-The internal monologue during the tartar sauce flashback was the only funny part of the movie.</p><p>-There is WAY too much talk of a 12 year olds camel toe.</p><p>-The Hello America interview was weirdly shot… Like, no one else was in there?</p><p>-“Like a rock…”</p><p>Dave seeks out Don, beats and threatens him. He meets with Mike at the food court for an insightful chat. Dave and Richard have an affirming conversation in Richards car; then we learn that shortly after Richard has died. There is a funeral and Dave offers some reflection. We finally see that Dave has taken the Hello America job in NYC, Mike completed his course, Shelly seems happy, and Noreen seems proud of Dave. Meanwhile, Dave moves on with some wisdom from Richard, “Easy doesn’t enter into adult life…”</p><p>S: The pie inner monologue was almost funny… When he realized clowns have pies thrown at them. He’s a clown.</p><p>-He’s also fast food.</p><p>-We see the start of the happy ending: Dave gets his dads affirmation.</p><p>-During/after the funeral, we get this weird monologue about how he wanted to be this person, but eventually stopped trying, basically, and became who he is. Isn’t that exactly how you become a shitty person? By not trying to be a better person?</p><p>-The ending is still fucking bleak… “easy doesn’t enter into adult life”</p><p>OVERALL: The writing/dialogue was TERRIBLE. EVERYTHING felt forced, and uncomfortable. It never had a rhythm or beat, which made it VERY off putting.</p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com IG: @TheGuysReviewPod Twitter: @The_GuysReview FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!! </p><p>Thank you, -The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 1 Feb 2021 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Tucker, Stephen, Chris, Trey)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/the-weather-man-1tRU91dE</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Weather Man</p><p>Directed by Gore Verbinski</p><p>Written by Steve Conrad</p><p>Starring Nicholas Cage, Hope Davis, Nicholas Hoult and Michael Caine.</p><p>Released October 28, 2005.</p><p>Budget of $22M ($29.2M in 2020)</p><p>Box Office: $19M ($12.5M Domestic, $6.6M Oversea) ($25.2M in 2020)</p><p>Gross: Movie was a flop, didn’t make back it’s original budget.</p><p>IMDb: 6.5/10 Rotten Tomatoes: 59% Metacritic: 61%</p><p> </p><p>Plot:</p><p>The movie opens with a montage of a dream job for Dave Spritz, the morning show Hello America as Dave practices his “weather moves” and introduces himself. He leaves his apartment and finds a ticket on his vehicle. After a contentious meeting at the DMV and picking up his daughter from dance, Dave drives his father, Robert, to a doctors appointment. Meanwhile his son Mike goes shopping at the mall and bumps into his councilor, Don.</p><p>S: Very 2000’s look/feel to the opening.</p><p>-I hate Nic Cages hair</p><p>-DMV writing/dialogue is TERRIBLE</p><p>-His on-air weather character is ANNOYING</p><p>-Who lets a 12 year old girl walk home alone in Chicago!?!</p><p>-Michael Cain isn’t likable. And what’s with the weird, shitty accent?</p><p>-Don is creepy AF, and the “catch ya later” when they leave… Creepy and weird.</p><p>Dave is walking down the street and has a frosty thrown at him. He reminisces about food being thrown at him and wonders why. He takes his daughter to public picnic where she tears her ACL. Mike and Noreen agree to go to therapy, which then leads to an argument about trust. Dave accompanies his father to another doctors visit, followed by an archery montage and Mike having dinner with Don the councilor and him taking pictures of Mike.</p><p>S: All of the weird dialog.</p><p>-He’s make $240K for 2hrs of work and a large public persona… That’s BS. (Bereau of Labor Statistics says annual median pay in 2016 for a meteorologist was $92,460. According to ZipRecruiter, average pay for a meteorologist in 2021, in Illinois is $72,587.</p><p>-After the picnic, the “fight” is so dumb… Calling him a “pork butt” and a “dildo”? These are playground insults, felt unrehearsed.</p><p>-Dave dropping he wrote a science fiction novel this late in the movie… Why? Weird plot device.</p><p>-Told you that councilor was creepy as fuck.</p><p>Dave and Shelly discuss archery vs. bow hunting. Dave reflects on the argument that possibly caused his divorce: tartar sauce. Dave gets good news about an interview at Hello America, goes to NYC to interview, bringing Shelly to connect more, and his dad for tests. Dave learns Mike has assaulted his councilor Don, Richard tells him he has Lymphoma, which leads to a living funeral and an attempt for Dave to reconcile with Noreen.</p><p>S: Bow hunting does sound like fun. Moving target.</p><p>-The internal monologue during the tartar sauce flashback was the only funny part of the movie.</p><p>-There is WAY too much talk of a 12 year olds camel toe.</p><p>-The Hello America interview was weirdly shot… Like, no one else was in there?</p><p>-“Like a rock…”</p><p>Dave seeks out Don, beats and threatens him. He meets with Mike at the food court for an insightful chat. Dave and Richard have an affirming conversation in Richards car; then we learn that shortly after Richard has died. There is a funeral and Dave offers some reflection. We finally see that Dave has taken the Hello America job in NYC, Mike completed his course, Shelly seems happy, and Noreen seems proud of Dave. Meanwhile, Dave moves on with some wisdom from Richard, “Easy doesn’t enter into adult life…”</p><p>S: The pie inner monologue was almost funny… When he realized clowns have pies thrown at them. He’s a clown.</p><p>-He’s also fast food.</p><p>-We see the start of the happy ending: Dave gets his dads affirmation.</p><p>-During/after the funeral, we get this weird monologue about how he wanted to be this person, but eventually stopped trying, basically, and became who he is. Isn’t that exactly how you become a shitty person? By not trying to be a better person?</p><p>-The ending is still fucking bleak… “easy doesn’t enter into adult life”</p><p>OVERALL: The writing/dialogue was TERRIBLE. EVERYTHING felt forced, and uncomfortable. It never had a rhythm or beat, which made it VERY off putting.</p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com IG: @TheGuysReviewPod Twitter: @The_GuysReview FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!! </p><p>Thank you, -The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>The Weather Man</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Tucker, Stephen, Chris, Trey</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... The Weather Man. The 2005 Nicholas Cage flop that happened in the middle of director Gore Verbinski&apos;s MASSIVELY successful Pirates of the Caribbean series. What&apos;s wrong with the movie, what&apos;s right, is there a reason it flopped? Questions that can only be answered when, The Guys Review...

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... The Weather Man. The 2005 Nicholas Cage flop that happened in the middle of director Gore Verbinski&apos;s MASSIVELY successful Pirates of the Caribbean series. What&apos;s wrong with the movie, what&apos;s right, is there a reason it flopped? Questions that can only be answered when, The Guys Review...

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      <title>Beer Review #1</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Stephen's notes:</p><p>Beers</p><p>Olde English 800</p><p>Made by Miller brewing company, was introducrted in 1964, but its origins go back to the 1940’s and Ruff’s Olde English Stout, brewed by Peoples Brewing Company out of Duluth, Minnesota.</p><p>It has an alcohol content of 7.7%, which is technically a malt liquor (which is a beer with alcohol content higher than 5% and made with malted barley).</p><p>In 2010, the 3.2% ABW version was rated as the “worst beer in the world” by the site, RateBeer.com.</p><p>Chimay White</p><p>Or Chimay Triple, is an 8% “tripel” that is brewed at the Chimay brewery, which is a Trappist monastery attended to by Trappist monks. It is one of only 14 Trappist breweries worldwide. They also make 4 types of cheeses.</p><p> </p><p>They were founded in 1862 in Chimay, Belguim. There are 4 types of beers they produce, Chimay white, red, blue, and gold. The former 3 can be bought all over the world, the gold can only be bought at the actual Abbey.</p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ </p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com </p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod </p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview FB: </p><p>https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!! </p><p>Thank you, </p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2021 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Stephen, Trey, Tucker, Chris)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stephen's notes:</p><p>Beers</p><p>Olde English 800</p><p>Made by Miller brewing company, was introducrted in 1964, but its origins go back to the 1940’s and Ruff’s Olde English Stout, brewed by Peoples Brewing Company out of Duluth, Minnesota.</p><p>It has an alcohol content of 7.7%, which is technically a malt liquor (which is a beer with alcohol content higher than 5% and made with malted barley).</p><p>In 2010, the 3.2% ABW version was rated as the “worst beer in the world” by the site, RateBeer.com.</p><p>Chimay White</p><p>Or Chimay Triple, is an 8% “tripel” that is brewed at the Chimay brewery, which is a Trappist monastery attended to by Trappist monks. It is one of only 14 Trappist breweries worldwide. They also make 4 types of cheeses.</p><p> </p><p>They were founded in 1862 in Chimay, Belguim. There are 4 types of beers they produce, Chimay white, red, blue, and gold. The former 3 can be bought all over the world, the gold can only be bought at the actual Abbey.</p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/ </p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com </p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod </p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview FB: </p><p>https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/ </p><p>Please, rate and review us wherever you get your podcasts from!! </p><p>Thank you, </p><p>-The Guys</p>
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      <itunes:title>Beer Review #1</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... BEER! Stephen, Chris, Trey, and Tucker each bring two beers to share and review, in real time. From brown paper bags, to needing a chalace, how do these beer rate, and does anyone throw up? (spoiler: yes)

Kick back, have a drink, and join us as The Guys Review... BEER!!

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... BEER! Stephen, Chris, Trey, and Tucker each bring two beers to share and review, in real time. From brown paper bags, to needing a chalace, how do these beer rate, and does anyone throw up? (spoiler: yes)

Kick back, have a drink, and join us as The Guys Review... BEER!!

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      <title>Meatballs</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Directed by Ivan Reitman (his first major motion picture)</p><p>Written by Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, and Harold Ramis (Egon from Ghostbusters)</p><p>Starring Bill Murray (in his first starring role), Harvey Atkin, and Kate Lynch.</p><p>Released June 29, 1979.</p><p>Budget of $1.4M ($5M in 2020)</p><p>Box Office: $43M ($154M in 2020)</p><p>Gross: $4.16M ($149M in 2020) At one time was the highest grossing Canadian film in the United States and Canada.</p><p>Rotten Tomatoes: 72%</p><p>IMDB: 6.2/10</p><p>Bill Murrays costume were his own clothes.</p><p>First of 6 collaborations with Harold Ramis in many roles, the others being Stripes, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, and Groundhog Day.</p><p>Filmed at an actual, working summer camp, Camp White Pine in Ontario.</p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open at Camp North Star, a cut-rate summer camp. Tripper giving a silly wakeup announcement. It cuts to an obviously boring, monotonous meeting. The old 80’s trope of the nerdy head guy, and the cool counselor (Bill Murry, Tripper). Showing the kids loading the busses, we’re introduced to Rudy, Spaz, and the rival summer camp, Camp Mohawk.</p><p>SW: The ending of the announcements prepped me for this movie, Bill Murray flushing the toilet. The intro montage is SUPER 70’s/80’s campy. At the busses, some terrible acting. How old are the girls talking about getting smokes, 12-13? Hope it gets better. Funny stuff BM says to the reporter, stalk and kill a bear, sexual awareness week. Annoying theme song, kids screaming, “are you ready for the summer”</p><p>The next few scenes are a lot of exposition; the first day at camp, establishing a social pecking order. Shows the viewer all the various cabins from</p><p>the young children to the “jail bait” cabin. They move to lunch where the director is trying to talk, but the kids don’t want info, they want gossip, so</p><p>the a girl stands up and shares the gossip with everyone, ending with Wendy being everyones wet dream. An intracamp soccer game, establishing</p><p>the relationship between Tripper and Rudy occurs.</p><p>SW: First day: nerd kid unzipped pants. In the young kids cabin, the councilor shows compassion with the dead frog, surprising. Jailbait cabin is funny. Soccer game, sad kid is sad. The office scene: wow, sexual harassment much?</p><p>Candace "kidnaps" Crockett in a speedboat and confesses her feelings for him. Tripper starts “Operation Late Night Excitement” gag. Parents day</p><p>occurs, Tripper and Rudy continue to develop their relationship. Spaz and Fink sneak under the girls cabin, which hilariously backfires when the</p><p>girls catch them and pants Fink. There was a rivalry basketball game between North Star and the Mowhawks, which the mowhowks dominated.</p><p>SW: The kidnapping was kinda funny. Bill Murry and the card game, showing his councilor heart of gold. During the “Operation Late Night”, Hardware was sleeping in his tool belt, kinda silly. Taking the guy from is cabin is so campy and unrealistic. But I get the joke. Parents Day: How long have these kids been there? A week? Why is the Nerd Guys dad there, he’s a councilor in training. Sad kid is sad his dad didn’t come. Nerd Guy and Fat Guy sneak under the girls cabin and OF COURSE they’re talking about sex. Classic pants up the flag pole. Do like the classic gag of moving the sleeping director. Basketball game: Mowhawks are still rich assholes. Pantsing the other team: classic 80’s power move. Tell story of pants kid in middle school.</p><p>There is a dance where all the councilors are trying to get laid, then all the CITs go on a camping trip with Trapper. The climax is the annual rival</p><p>olympiad against the Mowhawks. On day one, Mowhawks dominate, but cheat also. Down, but not out, Trapper gives a rousing speech about how,</p><p>“it just doesn’t matter!” On the second day, their fates turn around, Fink wins the hotdog contest against the stomach, Spaz carries the tea cups,</p><p>and Rudy wins the race. They end with a nice campfire and showing Trapper and Roxanne deciding to live together, and riding off on a motorcycle.</p><p>Closes with one last gag of Morty being left floating in the lake.</p><p>SW: Bill Murray was creepy with Roxanne at the dance. When they leave for the camping trip, giving sad kid responsibility and visibility. If all the CIT’s are camping, who’s watching the kids? Like the “ghost” story by the fire. Heard it before. I can’t believe Roxanne slept with him after how creepy and forceful Tripper has been. Sad kid is still sad. Olympiad: Mowhawks are assholes, consistency is key. How Tripper mentions east and west Germany. North Star ALSO cheated to win, the fish down the swimsuit. Congrats to Nerd guy, and Fat Guy for finally winning one. Of course, it’s up to sad kid to save the day… and does. The Run was weird, seemed like it needed music. ENDING: Sad kid is happy now, made friends. Like the North Star CIT song, felt genuine. Like the last Morty gag on the lake.</p><p>BIG takeaway: Why is a 29 year old man, the head canceler at a summer camp? Isn’t that a bit fucking weird?</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2021 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Tucker, Trey, Stephen)</author>
      <link>https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/episodes/meatballs-0tHO9qOg</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Directed by Ivan Reitman (his first major motion picture)</p><p>Written by Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, and Harold Ramis (Egon from Ghostbusters)</p><p>Starring Bill Murray (in his first starring role), Harvey Atkin, and Kate Lynch.</p><p>Released June 29, 1979.</p><p>Budget of $1.4M ($5M in 2020)</p><p>Box Office: $43M ($154M in 2020)</p><p>Gross: $4.16M ($149M in 2020) At one time was the highest grossing Canadian film in the United States and Canada.</p><p>Rotten Tomatoes: 72%</p><p>IMDB: 6.2/10</p><p>Bill Murrays costume were his own clothes.</p><p>First of 6 collaborations with Harold Ramis in many roles, the others being Stripes, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, and Groundhog Day.</p><p>Filmed at an actual, working summer camp, Camp White Pine in Ontario.</p><p>Plot:</p><p>We open at Camp North Star, a cut-rate summer camp. Tripper giving a silly wakeup announcement. It cuts to an obviously boring, monotonous meeting. The old 80’s trope of the nerdy head guy, and the cool counselor (Bill Murry, Tripper). Showing the kids loading the busses, we’re introduced to Rudy, Spaz, and the rival summer camp, Camp Mohawk.</p><p>SW: The ending of the announcements prepped me for this movie, Bill Murray flushing the toilet. The intro montage is SUPER 70’s/80’s campy. At the busses, some terrible acting. How old are the girls talking about getting smokes, 12-13? Hope it gets better. Funny stuff BM says to the reporter, stalk and kill a bear, sexual awareness week. Annoying theme song, kids screaming, “are you ready for the summer”</p><p>The next few scenes are a lot of exposition; the first day at camp, establishing a social pecking order. Shows the viewer all the various cabins from</p><p>the young children to the “jail bait” cabin. They move to lunch where the director is trying to talk, but the kids don’t want info, they want gossip, so</p><p>the a girl stands up and shares the gossip with everyone, ending with Wendy being everyones wet dream. An intracamp soccer game, establishing</p><p>the relationship between Tripper and Rudy occurs.</p><p>SW: First day: nerd kid unzipped pants. In the young kids cabin, the councilor shows compassion with the dead frog, surprising. Jailbait cabin is funny. Soccer game, sad kid is sad. The office scene: wow, sexual harassment much?</p><p>Candace "kidnaps" Crockett in a speedboat and confesses her feelings for him. Tripper starts “Operation Late Night Excitement” gag. Parents day</p><p>occurs, Tripper and Rudy continue to develop their relationship. Spaz and Fink sneak under the girls cabin, which hilariously backfires when the</p><p>girls catch them and pants Fink. There was a rivalry basketball game between North Star and the Mowhawks, which the mowhowks dominated.</p><p>SW: The kidnapping was kinda funny. Bill Murry and the card game, showing his councilor heart of gold. During the “Operation Late Night”, Hardware was sleeping in his tool belt, kinda silly. Taking the guy from is cabin is so campy and unrealistic. But I get the joke. Parents Day: How long have these kids been there? A week? Why is the Nerd Guys dad there, he’s a councilor in training. Sad kid is sad his dad didn’t come. Nerd Guy and Fat Guy sneak under the girls cabin and OF COURSE they’re talking about sex. Classic pants up the flag pole. Do like the classic gag of moving the sleeping director. Basketball game: Mowhawks are still rich assholes. Pantsing the other team: classic 80’s power move. Tell story of pants kid in middle school.</p><p>There is a dance where all the councilors are trying to get laid, then all the CITs go on a camping trip with Trapper. The climax is the annual rival</p><p>olympiad against the Mowhawks. On day one, Mowhawks dominate, but cheat also. Down, but not out, Trapper gives a rousing speech about how,</p><p>“it just doesn’t matter!” On the second day, their fates turn around, Fink wins the hotdog contest against the stomach, Spaz carries the tea cups,</p><p>and Rudy wins the race. They end with a nice campfire and showing Trapper and Roxanne deciding to live together, and riding off on a motorcycle.</p><p>Closes with one last gag of Morty being left floating in the lake.</p><p>SW: Bill Murray was creepy with Roxanne at the dance. When they leave for the camping trip, giving sad kid responsibility and visibility. If all the CIT’s are camping, who’s watching the kids? Like the “ghost” story by the fire. Heard it before. I can’t believe Roxanne slept with him after how creepy and forceful Tripper has been. Sad kid is still sad. Olympiad: Mowhawks are assholes, consistency is key. How Tripper mentions east and west Germany. North Star ALSO cheated to win, the fish down the swimsuit. Congrats to Nerd guy, and Fat Guy for finally winning one. Of course, it’s up to sad kid to save the day… and does. The Run was weird, seemed like it needed music. ENDING: Sad kid is happy now, made friends. Like the North Star CIT song, felt genuine. Like the last Morty gag on the lake.</p><p>BIG takeaway: Why is a 29 year old man, the head canceler at a summer camp? Isn’t that a bit fucking weird?</p>
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      <itunes:title>Meatballs</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Chris, Tucker, Trey, Stephen</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Meatballs. The 1979 Bill Murray vehicle that started his career and was a box office smash! Does it hold up? Is it ACTUALLY timeless? ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER!?!? 

Or... it just doesn&apos;t matter...

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-The Guys

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      <itunes:subtitle>The Guys Review... Meatballs. The 1979 Bill Murray vehicle that started his career and was a box office smash! Does it hold up? Is it ACTUALLY timeless? ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER!?!? 

Or... it just doesn&apos;t matter...

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-The Guys

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Terminator 2: Judgment Day</p><p>Written, directed and produced by James Cameron</p><p>Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Robert Patrick, and Edward Furlong.</p><p>Released July 3, 1991</p><p>Budget: $98m</p><p>Box office: $520.9m</p><p>Gross: $422.9m</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Intro: LA 2029 Humans battling the machines. Voiceover 3 billion lives lost on April 29, 1997 - Judgement day.</p><p>S: all practical effects, no CGI</p><p>-the music!</p><p>-And then the Terminator coming through the flames at the end of the intro epic</p><p> </p><p>In 1995, John Connor is living in Los Angeles with his foster parents. His</p><p>mother, Sarah Connor, had been preparing him throughout his childhood for his</p><p>future role as the human resistance leader against Skynet, the artificial</p><p>intelligence that will be given control of the United States' nuclear missiles and</p><p>initiate a nuclear holocaust on August 29, 1997, known thereafter as "Judgment</p><p>Day". However, Sarah was arrested and imprisoned at a mental hospital after</p><p>attempting to bomb a computer factory. In 2029, Skynet sends a new</p><p>Terminator, designated as T-1000, back in time to kill John. The T-1000 is an</p><p>advanced prototype made out of liquid metal (referred to as "mimetic polyalloy")</p><p>that gives it the ability to take on the shape and appearance of almost anything it</p><p>touches, and to transform its arms into blades and other shapes at will. The</p><p>T-1000 arrives, kills a policeman, and assumes his identity; he also uses the</p><p>police computer to track down John. Meanwhile, the future John Connor has</p><p>sent back a reprogrammed Model 101 Terminator to protect his younger self.</p><p> </p><p>S: T101 entrance badass, little spoiled by “Bad to the Bone”</p><p>-T1000 intro very mincing. We also don’t know what kind of Terminator he is, yet</p><p>-Early 90’s point: foster dad smoking inside. Weird.</p><p>-John Conners friend is Danny Cooksey, who also played Bobby Budnick on Nickelodeon’s show Salute Your Shorts from 91-93.</p><p> </p><p>The Terminator and the T-1000 converge on John in a shopping mall, and a</p><p>chase ensues after which John and the Terminator escape together on a</p><p>motorcycle. Fearing that the T-1000 will kill Sarah in order to get to him, John</p><p>orders the Terminator to help free her, after discovering that the Terminator must</p><p>follow his orders. They encounter Sarah as she is escaping from the hospital,</p><p>although she is initially reluctant to trust the Model 101. After the trio escape</p><p>from the T-1000 in a police car, the Terminator informs John and Sarah about</p><p>Skynet's history.[a] Sarah learns that the man most directly responsible for</p><p>Skynet's creation is Miles Bennett Dyson, a Cyberdyne Systems engineer</p><p>working on a revolutionary new microprocessor that will form the basis for</p><p>Skynet.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Sarah Conner is 29</p><p>-Note when T1000 is questioning foster parents, dogs barking in background.</p><p>-I like how both terminators are stalking/pursing John. We’re not sure of their intention, yet.</p><p>-brilliant how they used corporate coverup to eliminate any plot holes from the previous film.</p><p>*MALL:*</p><p>-The Afterburner video game (which was an awesome game) John is playing says “The End” as the terminators zero in.</p><p>-when the terminator pulls the shotgun from the flowers why does he have to cock it? Why isn’t it already loaded?</p><p>-I love the sound design of the liquid metal terminator</p><p>-The music, pacing, acting, and editing, make this first fight between the terminators perfect. Zero emotion.</p><p>*CHASE:*</p><p>-TOW TRUCK OFF THE BRIDGE!!</p><p>-Is it normal for all the broken down/abandoned cars in the drainage things?</p><p>-T101 doing the swing reload on the motorcycle = AWESOME.</p><p>-How does a heavy tow truck bumping a 10-12 year old on a dirt bike not knock him over?!</p><p>-Biggest complaint about the whole section: sometimes you can tell it’s stunt actors.</p><p>-Also, T1000 walking through flames = epic.</p><p>GETTING AWAY:</p><p>-followed by a LOT of exposition.</p><p>-foster parents on phone, dogs barking again.</p><p>-Sarah plays it REALLY smart when being questioned.</p><p>-90’s lingo: “Did you call MUWAH a dipshit?”</p><p>SARAH ESCAPE:</p><p>-I tried picking locks with paper clips bc of this movie. Never worked.</p><p>-T1000 coming off the floor, awesome.</p><p>-Guard has a full house, 2 aces and 3 diamonds.</p><p>-Sound design, how the footsteps change when T1000 changes from guard to original form.</p><p>*MENTAL HOSPITAL ESCAPE*</p><p>-Iconic line: “I swear I will not kill anybody” then shoots the guard, “He’ll live”</p><p>-Sarah’s fear seeing the T101 = excellent</p><p>-T1000 going through the bars 10 years BEFORE The Rock and his CGI scorpion king in the Mummy Returns. James Cameron ahead of his time.</p><p>-When did John get all the ammo?</p><p>-like most sound design, but T1000 sounds like he’s got a silencer, and shooting a shotgun and 45 in an elevator, they’d be deaf.</p><p>-Lots of exposition, Dyson, sky net and cyberdyne.</p><p> </p><p>Sarah gathers weapons from an old friend and plans to flee with John to Mexico,</p><p>but after having a nightmare about Judgment Day, she instead sets out to kill</p><p>Dyson in order to prevent Judgment Day from occurring. Finding him at his</p><p>home, she wounds him but finds herself unable to kill him in front of his family.</p><p>John and the Terminator arrive and inform Dyson of the future consequences of</p><p>his work. They learn that much of his research has been reverse engineered</p><p>from the damaged CPU and the right arm of the previous Terminator who</p><p>attacked Sarah back in 1984. Convincing him that these items and his designs</p><p>must be destroyed, they break into the Cyberdyne building, retrieve the CPU</p><p>and the arm, and set explosives to destroy Dyson's lab. The police arrive and</p><p>Dyson is fatally shot, but he rigs an improvised dead man's switch that</p><p>detonates the explosives when he dies. The T-1000 relentlessly pursues the</p><p>surviving trio, eventually cornering them in a steel mill.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>MEXICO:</p><p>-in the car, lots of exposition, 90’s slang galore: no problemo, chill out dickwad.</p><p>-Background and building Sarah Conner as more than helpless waitress from T1</p><p>-Sarah realizes T101 is the best father John could have.</p><p>-Sarah’s dream sequence was amazing. All practical effects. So well done.  (Movie Magic show)</p><p>DYSON HOUSE:</p><p>-Why couldn’t she kill Dyson? No fate quote? Not taking the boys father away? She knows someone else will make skynet happen anyway?</p><p>-lots more exposition.</p><p>CYBERDYNE:</p><p>-A child can use a backpack computer to “hack” a computer engineering company lock? Ok.</p><p>-Why does the T1000 need a helmet?</p><p>-T101 WITH A MINI GUN!!</p><p>-Mp5, iconic 90’s cop/bad guy gun.</p><p>-T101 hallway walk, mixture of real and fake. (Movie magic show)</p><p>CHASE:</p><p>-Impressive helicopter pilot skills</p><p>-Love this is all full sized, real vehicles, not CGI/green screen. All practical.</p><p>-Awes9me progression of T1000 freezing and breaking.</p><p>-Hasta la vista, baby.</p><p> </p><p>The T-1000 and Model 101 fight and the more advanced model seriously</p><p>damages and shuts down the Model 101. However, unbeknownst to the T-1000,</p><p>the Model 101 brings itself back online using an alternate power source. The</p><p>T-1000 nearly kills John and Sarah but the Model 101 takes it by surprise and</p><p>blasts it into a crucible of molten steel with a grenade launcher, dissolving and</p><p>destroying it. John tosses the arm and CPU of the original Terminator into the</p><p>vat as well. As Sarah expresses relief that the ordeal is over, the Terminator</p><p>explains that to ensure that it is not used for reverse engineering it must itself be</p><p>destroyed too. It asks Sarah to assist in lowering it into the vat of molten steel,</p><p>since it is unable to "self-terminate". Although John begs and eventually orders</p><p>the Terminator to reconsider, it makes the decision to defy him, bids them</p><p>farewell and hugs a tearful John before it is lowered into the vat, giving a final</p><p>thumbs-up as it disappears into the vat. John and Sarah drive down a highway</p><p>and Sarah says in a voice over, “The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for</p><p>the first time with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can</p><p>learn the value of human life, maybe we can, too."</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Love all the little details with the T1000 during the fight. Morphing, silver shimmer when he crushes the T101s arm.</p><p>-amazing fight choreography</p><p>-Again, shotgun isn’t loaded?! Why is Sarah just now loading it?</p><p>-When The T1000 crushes T101 face, how awesome and real it looked.</p><p>-John being a dumbass and falling for the T1000 impersonating his mom?</p><p>-Sarah shoots T1000 to the edge and runs out. Why not run and drop kick him over the fucking edge?</p><p>-T101 being more “human” “I need a vacation” and “Terminated”</p><p>-The thumbs up and computer shut down… classic and a dad move.</p><p>-Heartstring ending. Epic theme music.</p><p> </p><p>-For a “happy” ending, they forget Sarah is an escaped criminal, they blew up cyberdyne, sure they MAY HAVE saved the future (which, future movies show us they didn’t) but they’re still wanted criminals.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Terminator 2: Judgment Day</p><p>Written, directed and produced by James Cameron</p><p>Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Robert Patrick, and Edward Furlong.</p><p>Released July 3, 1991</p><p>Budget: $98m</p><p>Box office: $520.9m</p><p>Gross: $422.9m</p><p>Plot:</p><p>Intro: LA 2029 Humans battling the machines. Voiceover 3 billion lives lost on April 29, 1997 - Judgement day.</p><p>S: all practical effects, no CGI</p><p>-the music!</p><p>-And then the Terminator coming through the flames at the end of the intro epic</p><p> </p><p>In 1995, John Connor is living in Los Angeles with his foster parents. His</p><p>mother, Sarah Connor, had been preparing him throughout his childhood for his</p><p>future role as the human resistance leader against Skynet, the artificial</p><p>intelligence that will be given control of the United States' nuclear missiles and</p><p>initiate a nuclear holocaust on August 29, 1997, known thereafter as "Judgment</p><p>Day". However, Sarah was arrested and imprisoned at a mental hospital after</p><p>attempting to bomb a computer factory. In 2029, Skynet sends a new</p><p>Terminator, designated as T-1000, back in time to kill John. The T-1000 is an</p><p>advanced prototype made out of liquid metal (referred to as "mimetic polyalloy")</p><p>that gives it the ability to take on the shape and appearance of almost anything it</p><p>touches, and to transform its arms into blades and other shapes at will. The</p><p>T-1000 arrives, kills a policeman, and assumes his identity; he also uses the</p><p>police computer to track down John. Meanwhile, the future John Connor has</p><p>sent back a reprogrammed Model 101 Terminator to protect his younger self.</p><p> </p><p>S: T101 entrance badass, little spoiled by “Bad to the Bone”</p><p>-T1000 intro very mincing. We also don’t know what kind of Terminator he is, yet</p><p>-Early 90’s point: foster dad smoking inside. Weird.</p><p>-John Conners friend is Danny Cooksey, who also played Bobby Budnick on Nickelodeon’s show Salute Your Shorts from 91-93.</p><p> </p><p>The Terminator and the T-1000 converge on John in a shopping mall, and a</p><p>chase ensues after which John and the Terminator escape together on a</p><p>motorcycle. Fearing that the T-1000 will kill Sarah in order to get to him, John</p><p>orders the Terminator to help free her, after discovering that the Terminator must</p><p>follow his orders. They encounter Sarah as she is escaping from the hospital,</p><p>although she is initially reluctant to trust the Model 101. After the trio escape</p><p>from the T-1000 in a police car, the Terminator informs John and Sarah about</p><p>Skynet's history.[a] Sarah learns that the man most directly responsible for</p><p>Skynet's creation is Miles Bennett Dyson, a Cyberdyne Systems engineer</p><p>working on a revolutionary new microprocessor that will form the basis for</p><p>Skynet.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Sarah Conner is 29</p><p>-Note when T1000 is questioning foster parents, dogs barking in background.</p><p>-I like how both terminators are stalking/pursing John. We’re not sure of their intention, yet.</p><p>-brilliant how they used corporate coverup to eliminate any plot holes from the previous film.</p><p>*MALL:*</p><p>-The Afterburner video game (which was an awesome game) John is playing says “The End” as the terminators zero in.</p><p>-when the terminator pulls the shotgun from the flowers why does he have to cock it? Why isn’t it already loaded?</p><p>-I love the sound design of the liquid metal terminator</p><p>-The music, pacing, acting, and editing, make this first fight between the terminators perfect. Zero emotion.</p><p>*CHASE:*</p><p>-TOW TRUCK OFF THE BRIDGE!!</p><p>-Is it normal for all the broken down/abandoned cars in the drainage things?</p><p>-T101 doing the swing reload on the motorcycle = AWESOME.</p><p>-How does a heavy tow truck bumping a 10-12 year old on a dirt bike not knock him over?!</p><p>-Biggest complaint about the whole section: sometimes you can tell it’s stunt actors.</p><p>-Also, T1000 walking through flames = epic.</p><p>GETTING AWAY:</p><p>-followed by a LOT of exposition.</p><p>-foster parents on phone, dogs barking again.</p><p>-Sarah plays it REALLY smart when being questioned.</p><p>-90’s lingo: “Did you call MUWAH a dipshit?”</p><p>SARAH ESCAPE:</p><p>-I tried picking locks with paper clips bc of this movie. Never worked.</p><p>-T1000 coming off the floor, awesome.</p><p>-Guard has a full house, 2 aces and 3 diamonds.</p><p>-Sound design, how the footsteps change when T1000 changes from guard to original form.</p><p>*MENTAL HOSPITAL ESCAPE*</p><p>-Iconic line: “I swear I will not kill anybody” then shoots the guard, “He’ll live”</p><p>-Sarah’s fear seeing the T101 = excellent</p><p>-T1000 going through the bars 10 years BEFORE The Rock and his CGI scorpion king in the Mummy Returns. James Cameron ahead of his time.</p><p>-When did John get all the ammo?</p><p>-like most sound design, but T1000 sounds like he’s got a silencer, and shooting a shotgun and 45 in an elevator, they’d be deaf.</p><p>-Lots of exposition, Dyson, sky net and cyberdyne.</p><p> </p><p>Sarah gathers weapons from an old friend and plans to flee with John to Mexico,</p><p>but after having a nightmare about Judgment Day, she instead sets out to kill</p><p>Dyson in order to prevent Judgment Day from occurring. Finding him at his</p><p>home, she wounds him but finds herself unable to kill him in front of his family.</p><p>John and the Terminator arrive and inform Dyson of the future consequences of</p><p>his work. They learn that much of his research has been reverse engineered</p><p>from the damaged CPU and the right arm of the previous Terminator who</p><p>attacked Sarah back in 1984. Convincing him that these items and his designs</p><p>must be destroyed, they break into the Cyberdyne building, retrieve the CPU</p><p>and the arm, and set explosives to destroy Dyson's lab. The police arrive and</p><p>Dyson is fatally shot, but he rigs an improvised dead man's switch that</p><p>detonates the explosives when he dies. The T-1000 relentlessly pursues the</p><p>surviving trio, eventually cornering them in a steel mill.</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>MEXICO:</p><p>-in the car, lots of exposition, 90’s slang galore: no problemo, chill out dickwad.</p><p>-Background and building Sarah Conner as more than helpless waitress from T1</p><p>-Sarah realizes T101 is the best father John could have.</p><p>-Sarah’s dream sequence was amazing. All practical effects. So well done.  (Movie Magic show)</p><p>DYSON HOUSE:</p><p>-Why couldn’t she kill Dyson? No fate quote? Not taking the boys father away? She knows someone else will make skynet happen anyway?</p><p>-lots more exposition.</p><p>CYBERDYNE:</p><p>-A child can use a backpack computer to “hack” a computer engineering company lock? Ok.</p><p>-Why does the T1000 need a helmet?</p><p>-T101 WITH A MINI GUN!!</p><p>-Mp5, iconic 90’s cop/bad guy gun.</p><p>-T101 hallway walk, mixture of real and fake. (Movie magic show)</p><p>CHASE:</p><p>-Impressive helicopter pilot skills</p><p>-Love this is all full sized, real vehicles, not CGI/green screen. All practical.</p><p>-Awes9me progression of T1000 freezing and breaking.</p><p>-Hasta la vista, baby.</p><p> </p><p>The T-1000 and Model 101 fight and the more advanced model seriously</p><p>damages and shuts down the Model 101. However, unbeknownst to the T-1000,</p><p>the Model 101 brings itself back online using an alternate power source. The</p><p>T-1000 nearly kills John and Sarah but the Model 101 takes it by surprise and</p><p>blasts it into a crucible of molten steel with a grenade launcher, dissolving and</p><p>destroying it. John tosses the arm and CPU of the original Terminator into the</p><p>vat as well. As Sarah expresses relief that the ordeal is over, the Terminator</p><p>explains that to ensure that it is not used for reverse engineering it must itself be</p><p>destroyed too. It asks Sarah to assist in lowering it into the vat of molten steel,</p><p>since it is unable to "self-terminate". Although John begs and eventually orders</p><p>the Terminator to reconsider, it makes the decision to defy him, bids them</p><p>farewell and hugs a tearful John before it is lowered into the vat, giving a final</p><p>thumbs-up as it disappears into the vat. John and Sarah drive down a highway</p><p>and Sarah says in a voice over, “The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for</p><p>the first time with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can</p><p>learn the value of human life, maybe we can, too."</p><p> </p><p>S:</p><p>-Love all the little details with the T1000 during the fight. Morphing, silver shimmer when he crushes the T101s arm.</p><p>-amazing fight choreography</p><p>-Again, shotgun isn’t loaded?! Why is Sarah just now loading it?</p><p>-When The T1000 crushes T101 face, how awesome and real it looked.</p><p>-John being a dumbass and falling for the T1000 impersonating his mom?</p><p>-Sarah shoots T1000 to the edge and runs out. Why not run and drop kick him over the fucking edge?</p><p>-T101 being more “human” “I need a vacation” and “Terminated”</p><p>-The thumbs up and computer shut down… classic and a dad move.</p><p>-Heartstring ending. Epic theme music.</p><p> </p><p>-For a “happy” ending, they forget Sarah is an escaped criminal, they blew up cyberdyne, sure they MAY HAVE saved the future (which, future movies show us they didn’t) but they’re still wanted criminals.</p><p> </p><p>Webpage: https://theguysreview.simplecast.com/</p><p>EM: theguysreviewpod@gmail.com</p><p>IG: @TheGuysReviewPod</p><p>Twitter: @The_GuysReview</p><p>FB: https://facebook.com/TheGuysReviewPod/</p>
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      <itunes:title>Terminator 2</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Guys Review... Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Possibly one of the greatest movies of all time, according to SOME members of the podcast. Or, is it a sloppy, confusing, explosion fest, according to others? Tune in for episode 1 of The Guys Review. 

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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2021 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>theguysreviewpod@gmail.com (Chris, Trey, Tucker, Stephen)</author>
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