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      <pubDate>Sat, 8 Feb 2020 18:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://69centspecial.simplecast.fm</link>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jan 2020 18:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Dec 2019 18:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Nov 2019 18:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><strong>COMMERCIALS</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/21294/nickelodeon-sqand">Nickelodeon Sqand (1990)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/39364/mattel-nickelodeon-zog-logs">Mattel: Nickelodeon Zog Logs (1996)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/38323/eternal-champions-sega-genesis-ad-2">Eternal Champions (Sega Genesis) Ad 2 (1993)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/35320/weather-channel-earthquake-activity-report">Weather Channel - Earthquake Activity Report (1993)</a></li>
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<p><strong>OTHER NOTES</strong><br />
Thwomp SFX from Super Mario 64 <a href="https://www.sounds-resource.com/nintendo_64/mario64/sound/1441/">(link)</a><br />
Music from https://filmmusic.io<br />
&quot;Happy Happy Game Show&quot; by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)<br />
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)</p>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 24 Aug 2019 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>youjerks@69centspecial.com (TJ Cole, Kevin Smith)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All episodes available on Spotify and through <a href="69centspecial.simplecast.fm">our website.</a></p>
<p><strong>COMMERCIALS</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/21294/nickelodeon-sqand">Nickelodeon Sqand (1990)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/39364/mattel-nickelodeon-zog-logs">Mattel: Nickelodeon Zog Logs (1996)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/38323/eternal-champions-sega-genesis-ad-2">Eternal Champions (Sega Genesis) Ad 2 (1993)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/35320/weather-channel-earthquake-activity-report">Weather Channel - Earthquake Activity Report (1993)</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>OTHER NOTES</strong><br />
Thwomp SFX from Super Mario 64 <a href="https://www.sounds-resource.com/nintendo_64/mario64/sound/1441/">(link)</a><br />
Music from https://filmmusic.io<br />
&quot;Happy Happy Game Show&quot; by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)<br />
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)</p>
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<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/HWFg2Gq9/IMG-20190809-214733.jpg">Back</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103900/">IMDB</a></li>
<li><a href="https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/FeatureFilmsForFamilies">Feature Films for Families</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.theymightbegiants.com/">They Might Be Giants</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25rL-ooWICU">All 4 One - I Swear (It's not Boyz II Men)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgMvUd9dKI0">There is a country version of &quot;I Swear&quot;. It's by John Michael Montgomery</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSdR4gFumps">That weird freakin' jingle TJ mentioned like 14 minutes in.</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-16-how-to-save-your-child-or">69 Cent Special - How to Save Your Child or Baby &amp; McGee and Me: The Big Lie</a></li>
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<p>COMMERCIALS</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/23468/reeboknintendo-world-championships-1990">Reebok-Nintendo World Championships 1990</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103900/">IMDB</a></li>
<li><a href="https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/FeatureFilmsForFamilies">Feature Films for Families</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.theymightbegiants.com/">They Might Be Giants</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25rL-ooWICU">All 4 One - I Swear (It's not Boyz II Men)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgMvUd9dKI0">There is a country version of &quot;I Swear&quot;. It's by John Michael Montgomery</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSdR4gFumps">That weird freakin' jingle TJ mentioned like 14 minutes in.</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-16-how-to-save-your-child-or">69 Cent Special - How to Save Your Child or Baby &amp; McGee and Me: The Big Lie</a></li>
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<p>COMMERCIALS</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/23468/reeboknintendo-world-championships-1990">Reebok-Nintendo World Championships 1990</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/3NmNCDXK/IMG-20190726-224633.jpg">Back</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084314/">IMDB</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Hanks">Tom Hanks</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-24-carnivore">69 Cent Special - Carnivore</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVg8o8BxNQM">The Spoony One - Mazes &amp; Monsters</a></li>
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<p>Commercials:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/26483/dungeons-and-dragons">TSR Dungeons &amp; Dragons</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/8274/orson-welles-dark-tower-1981">Dark Tower (1981)</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jul 2019 17:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084314/">IMDB</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Hanks">Tom Hanks</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-24-carnivore">69 Cent Special - Carnivore</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVg8o8BxNQM">The Spoony One - Mazes &amp; Monsters</a></li>
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<p>Commercials:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/26483/dungeons-and-dragons">TSR Dungeons &amp; Dragons</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/8274/orson-welles-dark-tower-1981">Dark Tower (1981)</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127640/">IMDB</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.denverpost.com/2019/05/08/denver-psychedelic-magic-mushroom/">Denver + Psilocybin</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_James_Richter">Jason James Richter</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Hamill">Mark Hamill</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106965/">Free Willy</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kMZ5kuF7Oo">Shirley Temple Movie Collection</a></li>
<li><a href="https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Richter_Belmont">Richter Belmont</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers">Red Hot Chili Peppers</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prMOfdjyFK0">Sqand!</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yugldxpRDMo">Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Power!</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-e_PsXpYrk">Todd in the Shadows - Flagpole Sitta</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0_aCEhyjNk">Gargoyles Opening Theme</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt">@wiki_tmnt</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1140095574923857920">Mid-Atlantic Air Museum</a></li>
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<p>COMMERCIALS:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/41387/motor-ball">Motor Ball</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jul 2019 17:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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<li><a href="https://www.denverpost.com/2019/05/08/denver-psychedelic-magic-mushroom/">Denver + Psilocybin</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_James_Richter">Jason James Richter</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Hamill">Mark Hamill</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Richter_Belmont">Richter Belmont</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yugldxpRDMo">Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Power!</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt">@wiki_tmnt</a></li>
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<p>COMMERCIALS:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/41387/motor-ball">Motor Ball</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420565/?ref_=nv_sr_2?ref_=nv_sr_2">IMDB</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Dew">Mountain Dew</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_of_the_Caribbean_(film_series)">Pirates of the Caribbean</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionsgate">Lionsgate</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?companies=co0074606">Pop Art Film Factory/Fixed Point Films</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1jbIPhWziI">RedLetterMedia Collection (DVDs and Blu-rays)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-9-max-magician-and-the-legend-of">69 Cent Special - Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCcwn6bGUtU">Bitconnect!</a></li>
<li><a href="https://powerrangers.fandom.com/wiki/Kimberly_Ann_Hart">Kimberly (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aries_Spears">Aries Spears</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXSPacvuak">Mosquito finding a blood vessel (Warning: Creepy and gross)</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481297/">Suburban Sasquatch</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1305591/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1">Mars Needs Moms</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-13-cars-life-2-freejack">69 Cent Special - Car's Life 2 &amp; Freejack</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alchemy_(company)">Alchemy/Millennium Entertainment</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-9-max-magician-and-the-legend-of">69 Cent Special - Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shreveport,_Louisiana">Shreveport, Louisiana</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZKQv0ZFHpeIUkOtNjtq4KA">Petscop</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-19-curing-with-cayenne-and-its">69 Cent Special - Curing with Cayenne and its Herbal Partners, Part 3</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pat+the+nes+punk">Pat the NES Punk</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9m26h0_Jxo">Banjo Kazooie - Bubblegloop Swamp</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109190/">Baby's Day Out - IMDB</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386604/">IMDB</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-13-cars-life-2-freejack">69 Cent Special - Car's Life 2 &amp; Freejack</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alchemy_(company)">Alchemy/Millennium Entertainment</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-9-max-magician-and-the-legend-of">69 Cent Special - Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZKQv0ZFHpeIUkOtNjtq4KA">Little Einstein Theme Song</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Shatterfoil_Rare">YuGiOh Shatter Foil</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Moved_My_Cheese%3F">Who Moved My Cheese?</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Dutch">Pennsylvania Dutch</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://i.axs.com/2017/11/alan-jackson-tickets_01-19-18_18_59f9fcf3317f0.jpg">Alan Jackson (For referential comparison to Rob Evans)</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-5-psalty-at-camp-can-do">69 Cent Special - Psalty at Camp Can-Do!</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-24-carnivore">69 Cent Special - Carnivore</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-7-when-things-seem-impossible">69 Cent Special - When Things Seem Impossible</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pendragon:_Journal_of_an_Adventure_through_Time_and_Space">Pendragon Series</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-5-psalty-at-camp-can-do">69 Cent Special - Psalty at Camp Can-Do!</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-24-carnivore">69 Cent Special - Carnivore</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lostprophets">Lostprophetst</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-6-flyin-ryan">69 Cent Special - Flyin' Ryan</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE0DF9EFB88DD5784">Spoony - Let's Play Phantasmagoria 2</a></li>
<li><a href="https://powerrangers.fandom.com/wiki/Bulk_and_Skull">Bulk and Skull</a></li>
<li>I'm not linking popping videos. Google at your own risk.</li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWOVS0XQmPM">Monster Factory - Making a Golf All-Star in Tiger Woods '08</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joqesyfibmc">Cinema Snob - Sleepaway Camp</a></li>
<li><a href="https://scorn-game.com/">Scorn</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter,_Paul_and_Mary">Peter, Paul, and Mary</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.jetpens.com/blog/noodlers-fountain-pen-inks-a-comprehensive-guide/pt/902">Guide to Noodler's Inks</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/2018/11/great-barrier-reef-restoration-transplanting-corals/">Australian Coral Magic</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Deckard_Cain">Deckard Cain</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQUrg0Yhu4">Chubbyemu - The Moonshine Story</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZDKtG_7_6Q">The Cure - In Between Days</a></li>
<li><a href="https://heatonist.com/collections/hot-ones-hot-sauces/products/hot-ones-trio?variant=18025672376418">Hot Ones Hot Sauces</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Deckard_Cain">Deckard Cain</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQUrg0Yhu4">Chubbyemu - The Moonshine Story</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZDKtG_7_6Q">The Cure - In Between Days</a></li>
<li><a href="https://heatonist.com/collections/hot-ones-hot-sauces/products/hot-ones-trio?variant=18025672376418">Hot Ones Hot Sauces</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com">Commercials</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/tRVRSRY0/IMG-20190201-234326.jpg">Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/PqxTmTBR/IMG-20190201-234333.jpg">Back</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/65rWKHrY/PART-1549093397760-IMG-20190201-193256.jpg">Disclaimer</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.fm/740605c1">69 Cent Special - Max Magician</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juniper_berry">Juniper Berries</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.whale.to/a/biser_h.html">Literally the only page we could find on Sam Biser</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-269/activated-charcoal">Activated Charcoal</a></li>
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<p>Lobby Time Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)<br />
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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</p>
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<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/PqxTmTBR/IMG-20190201-234333.jpg">Back</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/65rWKHrY/PART-1549093397760-IMG-20190201-193256.jpg">Disclaimer</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.fm/740605c1">69 Cent Special - Max Magician</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juniper_berry">Juniper Berries</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.whale.to/a/biser_h.html">Literally the only page we could find on Sam Biser</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-269/activated-charcoal">Activated Charcoal</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Lobby Time Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)<br />
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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>THE BIG SHOW NOTES:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/wMg02XHC/IMG-20190118-234652.jpg">Front Cover: HTSYCOB</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/L8wDwK2B/IMG-20190118-234701.jpg">Back Cover: HTSYCOB</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/BQZm1BmD/IMG-20190118-234713.jpg">Front Cover: McGee and Me</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/bwsLmNcw/IMG-20190118-234724.jpg">Back Cover: McGee and Me</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9CuvdOVfMPvKCiwdGKL3cQ">The Game Grumps</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Myers">Bill Myers</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blank_Check_(film)">Blank Check (Cheque?)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1dfEf1qOt4">Summer Girls by LFO</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Coulier">Dave Coulier</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Puzzle_League">Pokemon Puzzle League</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.fm/fe5d01e4">69 Cent Special - Why Do Bad Things Happen?</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2019 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/wMg02XHC/IMG-20190118-234652.jpg">Front Cover: HTSYCOB</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/L8wDwK2B/IMG-20190118-234701.jpg">Back Cover: HTSYCOB</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/BQZm1BmD/IMG-20190118-234713.jpg">Front Cover: McGee and Me</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/bwsLmNcw/IMG-20190118-234724.jpg">Back Cover: McGee and Me</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9CuvdOVfMPvKCiwdGKL3cQ">The Game Grumps</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Myers">Bill Myers</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blank_Check_(film)">Blank Check (Cheque?)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1dfEf1qOt4">Summer Girls by LFO</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Coulier">Dave Coulier</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Puzzle_League">Pokemon Puzzle League</a></li>
<li><a href="https://69centspecial.simplecast.fm/fe5d01e4">69 Cent Special - Why Do Bad Things Happen?</a></li>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>EDITOR'S NOTE - Sorry for the delay on this episode. This was recorded in late November alongside the previous episodes. My work schedule was pretty ridiculous through December, but should be going back to normal soon! We have more stuff lined up for 2019!</p>
<p>Thank you so much for listening! We hope to bring some fun and laughter to y'all in 2019!</p>
<p>-TJ</p>
<p>MYSTERY NOTES OF PODCAST MESA:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/Dz4h0jYQ/IMG-20190103-225720.jpg">Front Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/858S6Rq2/IMG-20190103-225740.jpg">Back Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/sluggo-is-lit-nancy-meme.jpg">Sluggo Is Lit (In glorious HUGE PIXELS)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOLHbjJuBS8">AVGN - B-17 Bomber</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/DMJared">ProJared (YouTube)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/ThatOneLaserClown">Super Beard Bros</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5J0XWDDjV4">Our old DBZ Battle Board Game Review</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4zF36dPxE">WTF Collective by Jon Lajoie</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQfYtmkpczU">PushingUpRoses - Hey Dude</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 5 Jan 2019 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EDITOR'S NOTE - Sorry for the delay on this episode. This was recorded in late November alongside the previous episodes. My work schedule was pretty ridiculous through December, but should be going back to normal soon! We have more stuff lined up for 2019!</p>
<p>Thank you so much for listening! We hope to bring some fun and laughter to y'all in 2019!</p>
<p>-TJ</p>
<p>MYSTERY NOTES OF PODCAST MESA:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/Dz4h0jYQ/IMG-20190103-225720.jpg">Front Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/858S6Rq2/IMG-20190103-225740.jpg">Back Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/sluggo-is-lit-nancy-meme.jpg">Sluggo Is Lit (In glorious HUGE PIXELS)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOLHbjJuBS8">AVGN - B-17 Bomber</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/DMJared">ProJared (YouTube)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/ThatOneLaserClown">Super Beard Bros</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5J0XWDDjV4">Our old DBZ Battle Board Game Review</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4zF36dPxE">WTF Collective by Jon Lajoie</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQfYtmkpczU">PushingUpRoses - Hey Dude</a></li>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>THE GATE TO THE SHOW NOTES:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/7LS4N7K7/IMG-20181213-235940.jpg">Front Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/Wz1PjyT6/IMG-20181213-235948.jpg">Back Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/281Pwh66/spermknight.png">Sperm Knight</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiorella_Terenzi">Dr. Fiorella Terenzi</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/Northernlion">Northernlion</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mulaney">John Mulaney</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U_VjxQBhoo">The Upside-Down Face Thing - The Thatcher Effect</a></li>
</ul>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2018 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THE GATE TO THE SHOW NOTES:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/7LS4N7K7/IMG-20181213-235940.jpg">Front Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/Wz1PjyT6/IMG-20181213-235948.jpg">Back Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/281Pwh66/spermknight.png">Sperm Knight</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiorella_Terenzi">Dr. Fiorella Terenzi</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/Northernlion">Northernlion</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mulaney">John Mulaney</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U_VjxQBhoo">The Upside-Down Face Thing - The Thatcher Effect</a></li>
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<p>SHEW NEWTS</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/BQDTgkbs/IMG-20181130-183118.jpg">Cover - Car's Life 2</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/rmBdRyS4/IMG-20181130-183134.jpg">Back - Car's Life 2</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/CKKnWQhR/IMG-20181130-183145.jpg">That dude</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/Fstc7pZ6/IMG-20181130-183205.jpg">Cover - Freejack</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/PJDwSvtK/IMG-20181130-183214.jpg">Back - Freejack</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/NjBHx0Z7/IMG-20181130-183330.jpg">Nasty DVD damage</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-8BAEcWSEs4-KQp1ULVnaQ">Classic Tetris World Championships</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schelp">Michael Schelp</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Shusett">Ronald Shusett</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 1 Dec 2018 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>youjerks@69centspecial.com (TJ Cole and Kevin Smith)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NOTE: Freejack is no longer available on Netflix. This episode was recorded while it was still up there.</p>
<p>SHEW NEWTS</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/BQDTgkbs/IMG-20181130-183118.jpg">Cover - Car's Life 2</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/rmBdRyS4/IMG-20181130-183134.jpg">Back - Car's Life 2</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/CKKnWQhR/IMG-20181130-183145.jpg">That dude</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/Fstc7pZ6/IMG-20181130-183205.jpg">Cover - Freejack</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/PJDwSvtK/IMG-20181130-183214.jpg">Back - Freejack</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/NjBHx0Z7/IMG-20181130-183330.jpg">Nasty DVD damage</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-8BAEcWSEs4-KQp1ULVnaQ">Classic Tetris World Championships</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schelp">Michael Schelp</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Shusett">Ronald Shusett</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/hj4Zw9Tp/IMG-20181114-205251.jpg">Back Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="http://heimgroup.com/">The Heim Group (Though I was getting a 403 when I made these notes...)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html">Corporate Bullshit Generator</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005176/">Wendie Malick</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl84oPPKuECe1PbIwDSN1Cg">Super Beard Bros</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>youjerks@69centspecial.com (TJ Cole and Kevin Smith)</author>
      <link>http://69centspecial.simplecast.fm</link>
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<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/9fYNJxRD/IMG-20181114-205238.jpg">Front Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/hj4Zw9Tp/IMG-20181114-205251.jpg">Back Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="http://heimgroup.com/">The Heim Group (Though I was getting a 403 when I made these notes...)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html">Corporate Bullshit Generator</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005176/">Wendie Malick</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl84oPPKuECe1PbIwDSN1Cg">Super Beard Bros</a></li>
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<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/MH0t7rKG/Photo-Nov-02-9-04-09-PM.jpg">Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/qM01J0j6/Photo-Nov-02-9-04-31-PM.jpg">Back</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAzZceRTmpc">Best of the Worst, with Python II</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ufofilm.com/">UFO Productions, Intl.</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/5tjPh3pP/Photo-Nov-02-9-02-43-PM.jpg">The thing what with the menu did</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/8C3yN60T/Photo-Oct-25-7-57-14-PM.png">Gaze uponst Kevin Sorbo and...gaze</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 3 Nov 2018 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>youjerks@69centspecial.com (TJ Cole and Kevin Smith)</author>
      <link>http://69centspecial.simplecast.fm</link>
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<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/MH0t7rKG/Photo-Nov-02-9-04-09-PM.jpg">Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/qM01J0j6/Photo-Nov-02-9-04-31-PM.jpg">Back</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAzZceRTmpc">Best of the Worst, with Python II</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ufofilm.com/">UFO Productions, Intl.</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/5tjPh3pP/Photo-Nov-02-9-02-43-PM.jpg">The thing what with the menu did</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/8C3yN60T/Photo-Oct-25-7-57-14-PM.png">Gaze uponst Kevin Sorbo and...gaze</a></li>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>NOTES:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/YS4PFrQ0/Photo-Oct-18-8-58-27-PM.jpg">Box Front</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/W3gf95WP/Photo-Oct-18-8-58-39-PM.jpg">Box Back</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxqJuc1HHbg">Dungeon Ambience</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Pete_%26_Pete">Pete and Pete...again</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_That">All That</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoHhGQZgzMMCBtq7LRhdf8A">Everything Is Terrible</a></li>
<li><a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/711735916411260928/xGFDsQ0q_400x400.jpg">The guy with the nail in his head from Happy Gilmore</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/4/4/1396571498371/2a8e7b6c-5bc3-4ee3-923d-eb56fd4e9518-2060x1236.jpeg?width=300&amp;quality=85&amp;auto=format&amp;fit=max&amp;s=bf8fa458d1b73bbd039d9ed083c6d899">Sonic: A leg reference</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2018 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>youjerks@69centspecial.com (TJ Cole and Kevin Smith)</author>
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<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/YS4PFrQ0/Photo-Oct-18-8-58-27-PM.jpg">Box Front</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/W3gf95WP/Photo-Oct-18-8-58-39-PM.jpg">Box Back</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxqJuc1HHbg">Dungeon Ambience</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Pete_%26_Pete">Pete and Pete...again</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_That">All That</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoHhGQZgzMMCBtq7LRhdf8A">Everything Is Terrible</a></li>
<li><a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/711735916411260928/xGFDsQ0q_400x400.jpg">The guy with the nail in his head from Happy Gilmore</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/4/4/1396571498371/2a8e7b6c-5bc3-4ee3-923d-eb56fd4e9518-2060x1236.jpeg?width=300&amp;quality=85&amp;auto=format&amp;fit=max&amp;s=bf8fa458d1b73bbd039d9ed083c6d899">Sonic: A leg reference</a></li>
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PS: We spent our entire budget of (none) on that intro.</itunes:subtitle>
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<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/zGJtJhRQ/Photo_Oct_04_9_38_59_PM.jpg">Front Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/66v1ztXM/Photo_Oct_04_9_39_12_PM.jpg">Back Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000352/">Vincent D'Onofrio</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spoony_Experiment">Spoony</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Pete_%26_Pete">The Adventures of Pete &amp; Pete</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ_TJFLc25JR3VZ7Xe-cmt4k3bMKBZ5Tm">Best of the Worst - RedLetterMedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/sXtHy0pP/disgruntled_Fish_Man.png">Disgruntled Fish Man</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izYrFFyY0O4">Enya - Storms in Africa</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/MZMg41yb/anthropomorphic_Clown_Wig.png">Anthropomorphic Clown Wig</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 5 Oct 2018 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>youjerks@69centspecial.com (TJ Cole and Kevin Smith)</author>
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<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/zGJtJhRQ/Photo_Oct_04_9_38_59_PM.jpg">Front Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/66v1ztXM/Photo_Oct_04_9_39_12_PM.jpg">Back Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000352/">Vincent D'Onofrio</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spoony_Experiment">Spoony</a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Pete_%26_Pete">The Adventures of Pete &amp; Pete</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ_TJFLc25JR3VZ7Xe-cmt4k3bMKBZ5Tm">Best of the Worst - RedLetterMedia</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/sXtHy0pP/disgruntled_Fish_Man.png">Disgruntled Fish Man</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izYrFFyY0O4">Enya - Storms in Africa</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/MZMg41yb/anthropomorphic_Clown_Wig.png">Anthropomorphic Clown Wig</a></li>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>IMAGES:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/W3FyZ9TV/Photo_Sep_26_11_39_08_PM.jpg">VHS Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/C5b6PzR6/Photo_Sep_26_11_39_19_PM.jpg">VHS Back</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/vmHTGnMf/Photo_Sep_26_11_48_34_PM.jpg">Under-Cartridge Hole Massagers</a></li>
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<p>LINKS:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CatDog">Catdog</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.gifer.com/3NBp.gif">Hot McBlenderface (Rocko's Modern Life)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3orE_tvkwY">&quot;Turn the page, wash your hands.&quot;</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2018 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/W3FyZ9TV/Photo_Sep_26_11_39_08_PM.jpg">VHS Cover</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/C5b6PzR6/Photo_Sep_26_11_39_19_PM.jpg">VHS Back</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/vmHTGnMf/Photo_Sep_26_11_48_34_PM.jpg">Under-Cartridge Hole Massagers</a></li>
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<p>LINKS:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CatDog">Catdog</a></li>
<li><a href="https://i.gifer.com/3NBp.gif">Hot McBlenderface (Rocko's Modern Life)</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3orE_tvkwY">&quot;Turn the page, wash your hands.&quot;</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://s22.postimg.cc/ona25v5ct/wtsifront.jpg">Cover</a></li>
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<p>LINKS</p>
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<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmgtRUYk0s">Dave Thomas at his frayshest</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.destinationsummit.com/">The Wrong Website</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0wDQju2FvI">Yes, a real episode of Frasier</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp9rjpEup04">Spoony's Live Wire of Papers Please</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2018 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>LINKS</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmgtRUYk0s">Dave Thomas at his frayshest</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.destinationsummit.com/">The Wrong Website</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0wDQju2FvI">Yes, a real episode of Frasier</a></li>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Reference Images:</p>
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<li><a href="https://s15.postimg.cc/d8wgf3hi3/MV5_BMTQ4_Mj_U5_MTYz_Nl5_BMl5_Ban_Bn_Xk_Ft_ZTcw_OTc4_Mj_Uy_MQ_._V1.jpg">Cover</a></li>
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<p>Links:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=heelys&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;client=firefox-b-1-ab">Heelys (Apparently they're still a thing...)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.animalplanet.com/pets/healthy-pets/why-do-dogs-have-a-third-eyelid/">Dog's third eyelid</a></li>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 7 Sep 2018 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<li><a href="https://s15.postimg.cc/d8wgf3hi3/MV5_BMTQ4_Mj_U5_MTYz_Nl5_BMl5_Ban_Bn_Xk_Ft_ZTcw_OTc4_Mj_Uy_MQ_._V1.jpg">Cover</a></li>
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<p>Links:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=heelys&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;client=firefox-b-1-ab">Heelys (Apparently they're still a thing...)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.animalplanet.com/pets/healthy-pets/why-do-dogs-have-a-third-eyelid/">Dog's third eyelid</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbie_Baldwin">Robbie Baldwin, aka Penance, aka Speedball</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbie_Baldwin">Robbie Baldwin, aka Penance, aka Speedball</a></li>
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