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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2021 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three! </p><p>Make sure to leave us a review if you're enjoying the show - it really does help other listeners discover Paired!</p><p>Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - <a href="https://twitter.com/lizanderson___" target="_blank">Liz Anderson</a></p><p>Editor/Composer - <a href="https://twitter.com/piratejenne" target="_blank">MJ</a></p><p>Cover Art - <a href="https://twitter.com/eckses" target="_blank">Adrian Theuma</a></p><p>Theme Music - <a href="https://twitter.com/ArneParrott">Arne Parrot</a></p><p>Kelly - <a href="https://twitter.com/Randwiches">Jenn de la Vega</a></p><p><strong>Jenn de la Vega</strong> is a community-oriented caterer based in Brooklyn, NY. She authored and styled <a href="https://www.randwich.es/book" target="_blank">Showdown: Comfort Food, Chili & BBQ</a> (Page Street/MacMillan) and serves as editor at large of <a href="http://putaeggonit.com/" target="_blank">Put A Egg On It</a>. Jenn has built a unique culinary practice mashing up experiential with visual art and food through residencies at <a href="https://www.tastecooking.com/in-residence/meet-jenn-de-la-vega/" target="_blank">TASTE Cooking</a> (Penguin-Random House), <a href="https://www.randwich.es/blog/2018/8/20/masarap-a-comfort-food-exhibition-at-babycastles-gallery" target="_blank">Babycastles Gallery</a>, and <a href="http://d.rip/randwiches" target="_blank">Kickstarter</a>. Her kaleidoscopic recipes appear on Food52, Thrillist, Yummly, and Wine Enthusiast. Currently, she is developing Nicole Taylor's upcoming Watermelon & Red Birds (Simon & Schuster) and voices Vivian Lakewood on the Shadowrun podcast Fun City.</p><p><i>This week's episode is brought to you by Fun City</i>:</p><p><strong>Fun City</strong> is a fully sound designed and scored, narrative-driven actual play TTRPG podcast set in a futuristic New York City, where magic is real and the rent is still too damn high. The audience accompanies smooth talker Luxe, ork-jock Lash, mysterious retired boxer with a robot arm TK and everyone’s favorite water-witch elf aunt Vivian as they contract with the criminal underground and corporate overlords of NYC in 2101. </p><p>The team navigates The Brooklyn Archipelago, Rebuilt Manhattan and the moral grey area they occupy as longtime friends and flat-mates working as professional criminals, catering to multiple bosses whose aims are sometimes mutually exclusive, all while trying to maintain their principles in a world where those are often readily sold to the highest bidder.</p><p>Listen to Fun City wherever you get your podcasts and join the crew on <a href="patreon.com/funcityventures" target="_blank">their Patreon</a>. </p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2021 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three! </p><p>Make sure to leave us a review if you're enjoying the show - it really does help other listeners discover Paired!</p><p>Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - <a href="https://twitter.com/lizanderson___" target="_blank">Liz Anderson</a></p><p>Editor/Composer - <a href="https://twitter.com/piratejenne" target="_blank">MJ</a></p><p>Cover Art - <a href="https://twitter.com/eckses" target="_blank">Adrian Theuma</a></p><p>Theme Music - <a href="https://twitter.com/ArneParrott">Arne Parrot</a></p><p>Kelly - <a href="https://twitter.com/Randwiches">Jenn de la Vega</a></p><p><strong>Jenn de la Vega</strong> is a community-oriented caterer based in Brooklyn, NY. She authored and styled <a href="https://www.randwich.es/book" target="_blank">Showdown: Comfort Food, Chili & BBQ</a> (Page Street/MacMillan) and serves as editor at large of <a href="http://putaeggonit.com/" target="_blank">Put A Egg On It</a>. Jenn has built a unique culinary practice mashing up experiential with visual art and food through residencies at <a href="https://www.tastecooking.com/in-residence/meet-jenn-de-la-vega/" target="_blank">TASTE Cooking</a> (Penguin-Random House), <a href="https://www.randwich.es/blog/2018/8/20/masarap-a-comfort-food-exhibition-at-babycastles-gallery" target="_blank">Babycastles Gallery</a>, and <a href="http://d.rip/randwiches" target="_blank">Kickstarter</a>. Her kaleidoscopic recipes appear on Food52, Thrillist, Yummly, and Wine Enthusiast. Currently, she is developing Nicole Taylor's upcoming Watermelon & Red Birds (Simon & Schuster) and voices Vivian Lakewood on the Shadowrun podcast Fun City.</p><p><i>This week's episode is brought to you by Fun City</i>:</p><p><strong>Fun City</strong> is a fully sound designed and scored, narrative-driven actual play TTRPG podcast set in a futuristic New York City, where magic is real and the rent is still too damn high. The audience accompanies smooth talker Luxe, ork-jock Lash, mysterious retired boxer with a robot arm TK and everyone’s favorite water-witch elf aunt Vivian as they contract with the criminal underground and corporate overlords of NYC in 2101. </p><p>The team navigates The Brooklyn Archipelago, Rebuilt Manhattan and the moral grey area they occupy as longtime friends and flat-mates working as professional criminals, catering to multiple bosses whose aims are sometimes mutually exclusive, all while trying to maintain their principles in a world where those are often readily sold to the highest bidder.</p><p>Listen to Fun City wherever you get your podcasts and join the crew on <a href="patreon.com/funcityventures" target="_blank">their Patreon</a>. </p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three! </p><p>Make sure to leave us a review if you're enjoying the show - it really does help other listeners discover Paired!</p><p>Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - <a href="https://twitter.com/lizanderson___" target="_blank">Liz Anderson</a></p><p>Editor/Composer - <a href="https://twitter.com/piratejenne" target="_blank">MJ</a></p><p>Cover Art - <a href="https://twitter.com/eckses" target="_blank">Adrian Theuma</a></p><p>Theme Music - <a href="https://twitter.com/ArneParrott">Arne Parrot</a></p><p>Jess - <a href="https://twitter.com/tracysaur" target="_blank">Tracy Gibbons</a></p><p>Shane - <a href="https://twitter.com/Bee_Zelda">Bee Zelda</a></p><p>Rae - <a href="https://twitter.com/MimiMerlot" target="_blank">Victoria Rogers</a></p><p>Kaye - Kristin Flemons</p><p> </p><p><strong>Victoria Rogers </strong>is a social media witch living in SW Ontario, Canada. She is the producer and dungeon master for the award-winning podcast The Broadswords, and has produced several podcasting events for Dungeons and Dragons. You can find her in the kitchen cooking up a storm or making fruit wine.</p><p><strong>Bee Zelda</strong> is a performer on The Broadswords podcast, a & non-binary and women DnD 5e actual-play podcast. They are a regular TTRPG streamer and have produced a show on Roll20 called Indie Showcase. They can be found streaming on a variety of tabletop gaming channels. </p><p><strong>Tracy Gibbons</strong> is a performer on The Broadswords podcast, an all-woman & non-binary actual-play podcast, where she plays the character of Keilah. She hails from Toronto, Ontario, where she lives with her husband, two dogs, and two cats. She also enjoys powerlifting, horseback riding, skiing, and drumming. </p><p><strong>Kristin Flemons</strong> is one part healthcare researcher, one part games gremlin and ten parts dog parent, Kristin is holed up in the foothills of the Canadian Rockies. She plays the insufferable wizard/witch Yllairies on the Broadswords. When not behind the microphone, she has been spotted orchestrating overly complicated baking projects and scrambling up snowy mountain sides. </p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three! </p><p>Author's Note: Paired will be on a short hiatus for the next few weeks as we prepare for the last five episodes of Season Three. </p><p>Make sure to leave us a review if you're enjoying the show - it really does help other listeners discover Paired!</p><p>Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - <a href="https://twitter.com/lizanderson___" target="_blank">Liz Anderson</a></p><p>Editor/Composer - <a href="https://twitter.com/piratejenne" target="_blank">MJ</a></p><p>Cover Art - <a href="https://twitter.com/eckses" target="_blank">Adrian Theuma</a></p><p>Theme Music - <a href="https://twitter.com/ArneParrott">Arne Parrot</a></p><p>Eddie - <a href="https://twitter.com/AaronCatanoSaez" target="_blank">Aaron Catano-Saez</a></p><p><strong>Aaron Catano-Saez </strong>is a Brooklyn-based voice actor, podcaster, and South Jersey Enthusiast. He is co-creator of the All My Fantasy Children podcast and a cast member on the all-ages actual play podcast, Skyjacks: Courier's Call. Listen to his demo and hire him for all of your VO needs! AaronCatano-Saez.com</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three! </p><p>Author's Note: Paired will be on a short hiatus for the next few weeks as we prepare for the last five episodes of Season Three. </p><p>Make sure to leave us a review if you're enjoying the show - it really does help other listeners discover Paired!</p><p>Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - <a href="https://twitter.com/lizanderson___" target="_blank">Liz Anderson</a></p><p>Editor/Composer - <a href="https://twitter.com/piratejenne" target="_blank">MJ</a></p><p>Cover Art - <a href="https://twitter.com/eckses" target="_blank">Adrian Theuma</a></p><p>Theme Music - <a href="https://twitter.com/ArneParrott">Arne Parrot</a></p><p>Eddie - <a href="https://twitter.com/AaronCatanoSaez" target="_blank">Aaron Catano-Saez</a></p><p><strong>Aaron Catano-Saez </strong>is a Brooklyn-based voice actor, podcaster, and South Jersey Enthusiast. He is co-creator of the All My Fantasy Children podcast and a cast member on the all-ages actual play podcast, Skyjacks: Courier's Call. Listen to his demo and hire him for all of your VO needs! AaronCatano-Saez.com</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three! </p><p>Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - <a href="https://twitter.com/lizanderson___" target="_blank">Liz Anderson</a></p><p>Editor/Composer - <a href="https://twitter.com/piratejenne" target="_blank">MJ</a></p><p>Cover Art - <a href="https://twitter.com/eckses" target="_blank">Adrian Theuma</a></p><p>Theme Music - <a href="https://twitter.com/ArneParrott">Arne Parrot</a></p><p>Derek - <a href="https://twitter.com/jonnywaistcoat">Jonathan Sims</a></p><p>Thomas - <a href="https://twitter.com/OneShotRPG" target="_blank">James D'Amato</a></p><p><strong>Jonathan Sims</strong> is a writer, performer and games designer whose work primarily focuses on the macabre, the grotesque, and the gentle touch of creeping dread. He is the mind and the voice behind acclaimed horror podcast <i>The Magnus Archives</i>, as well as story-game design duo MacGuffin & Co., and some of your favourite nightmares. He lives in Walthamstow with the two best cats and an overwhelming backlog of books that he really should get round to.</p><p><strong>James D'Amato</strong> hosts the <i>One Shot</i> and <i>Campaign: Skyjacks</i> podcasts on the One Shot Podcast Network. He is also the author of the Ultimate RPG Guide series by Admas Media. His latest book The <i>Ultimate RPG Gamemaster's Worldbuilding Guide </i>coming out in May, which is available for pre-order now.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three! </p><p>Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - <a href="https://twitter.com/lizanderson___" target="_blank">Liz Anderson</a></p><p>Erika - <a href="https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders">Symphony Sanders</a></p><p>Editor/Composer - <a href="https://twitter.com/piratejenne" target="_blank">MJ</a></p><p>Cover Art - <a href="https://twitter.com/eckses" target="_blank">Adrian Theuma</a></p><p>Theme Music - <a href="https://twitter.com/ArneParrott">Arne Parrot</a></p><p>Symphony Sanders is a Chicago based actor who voices Tamika Flynn on the podcast Welcome to Nightvale, cohosts Good Morning Nightvale, as well as being featured in numerous other podcasts (Unwell, Our Fair City, Pounded in the butt by my podcast , etc) and done regional theatre around Chicago (Chicago Shakespeare, The Goodman , raven theatre etc) when not acting or podcasting she is an aerialist and fitness instructor!</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Revisiting dreams past between courses. </p><p>---</p><p>Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three! </p><p>Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - <a href="https://twitter.com/lizanderson___" target="_blank">Liz Anderson</a></p><p>Clem - <a href="https://twitter.com/juliamorizawa">Julia Morizawa</a> </p><p>Editor/Composer - <a href="https://twitter.com/piratejenne" target="_blank">MJ</a></p><p>Cover Art - <a href="https://twitter.com/eckses" target="_blank">Adrian Theuma</a></p><p>Theme Music - <a href="https://twitter.com/ArneParrott">Arne Parrot</a></p><p>In the world of fiction podcasting, <strong>Julia Morizawa</strong> is best known as the voice of Dr. Bright in “The Bright Sessions” and its spin-off series, “The AM Archives.” She can be heard in a number of other audio dramas including “The Amelia Project,” “The Big Loop,” “Wolf 359,” “Eos 10,” “Super Ordinary,” and more! Her first podcast as a writer/producer, “American Comedy Horror Story” (a scripted comedy/horror show about orphaned children, death, and the 1890s) is available on most podcast apps. Julia even achieved a Bucket List item when she made an appearance in a live show of “Hello from the Magic Tavern.” Otherwise, Julia is an actor/writer/producer and script analyst. More about that can be found at <a href="http://www.juliamorizawa.com/" target="_blank">www.juliamorizawa.com</a>.</p><p> </p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Thank you listening to Paired Season Three!  Be sure to leave a review if you enjoyed this episode!</p><p>--</p><p>Credits:</p><p>Creator/Writer/Producer - <a href="https://twitter.com/lizanderson___" target="_blank">Liz Anderson</a></p><p>Unnamed Scientist - <a href="https://twitter.com/jonahformayor" target="_blank">Jonah Cooper</a></p><p>Editor/Composer - <a href="https://twitter.com/piratejenne" target="_blank">MJ</a></p><p>Cover Art - <a href="https://twitter.com/eckses" target="_blank">Adrian Theuma</a></p><p>Theme Music - <a href="https://twitter.com/ArneParrott">Arne Parrot</a></p><p>Jonah Cooper is a queer comedian & artist whose work is focused primarily in the strange and uncanny. Her work has been featured on Cracked, FunnyorDie, Zach Braff's youtube channel and more! Follow her at @jonahformayor.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>We asked Empty Heaven to describe the thought process that went into the writing of "Pump-Up Playlist": </p><p>In the first episode of "Paired," Harriet is getting ready for a date. Her phone is giving her information about her upcoming evening at the esteemed eatery Buffalo Wild Wings, while also playing her "pump-up playlist."</p><p>She is clearly nervous, and is considering canceling. The phone acts as her counsel, asking if she wants to go or not. As it happens, her nervousness is not dread; she wants to go very much. Her phone continues the counseling, playing her destress playlist and monitoring her heart rate. </p><p>She changes plans with her date, escalating things by inviting them to her place; The text works, and the pump-up playlist resumes. But what if it didn't work? What does a pump-up playlist sound like to the disheartened? My song is an alternate ending to "Harriet's Phone," the episode that started this whole thing.</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2021 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>We asked Empty Heaven to describe the thought process that went into the writing of "Shadowself": </p><p> </p><p>Jungian psychology purports that every human has a "Shadow Self," an unknown, unconscious side. It's mostly thought of as a receptacle for all of our negative feelings, although it's chaotic nature can often diffuse emotions as we understand them, replacing them with an incomprehensible mush.</p><p>When I listen to "Paired," I am reminded that not only do our devices come equipped with a personality (however artificial), we also teach them our own. However, we don't teach them how to be us as we really think we are. We fill them with data points, search history, demands, private notes, and all sorts of other private things. If someone were to try to make a portrait of us based off of our devices, it would be an undoubtedly warped, sadly sterile, and sometimes disturbing one. I know mine would be weird for sure. I believe it's accidentally poetic that they even get little Apple IDs with our name.</p><p>"Shadowself" is about having a double, a doppelganger that follows you wherever you go, and it feeds you stressors, insecurity, and endless stimulation...the proverbial "devil on one's shoulder." But, you are slightly to blame, because you taught it everything it knows. I consider this to be the dark side to the concept of "Paired," a very funny and also sweet podcast that I love.</p><p><strong>Lyrics:</strong></p><p>When I move, so do you</p><p>When I deviate, you see through every move i make like i was scripted</p><p>You can feel when weight has shifted</p><p>When I look away, you disapprove</p><p>We are one in the same</p><p>We play symmetrical party games</p><p>We dance together in the shower</p><p>We rise and fall at the same hours</p><p>But when I sleep, you interrupt the dream</p><p><br /> </p><p>I built myself a shadowself </p><p>and always want to look at them</p><p>and when I tell myself I don’t</p><p>I spiral and I look again</p><p><br /> </p><p>Am I sick? I am sick</p><p>Seeing double and I’m second pick</p><p>They hold the things that I have hidden</p><p>All the thoughts that are forbidden</p><p>To keep their mouth shut, I’ve gotta pay a tithe</p><p>Call a priest, call a nun</p><p>Call the ghost adventures hosts’s own son</p><p>I need an exorcism</p><p>I need light without a prism</p><p>There’s a schism in my heart and it’s alive</p><p><br /> </p><p>I built myself a shadowself </p><p>and always want to look at them</p><p>and when I tell myself I don’t</p><p>I spiral and I look again</p><p>It’s horrible to hold them</p><p>and it’s even worse to let them go</p><p>It’s horrible to keep from people</p><p>even worse to let them know</p><p><br /> </p><p>It’s so hard to have me in my hands</p><p><br /> </p><p>When the night turns its head</p><p>The lonely hours reveal what I had said to so and so sometime</p><p>it always feels like violent crime</p><p>my double will enunciate the words</p><p>When I covet the face</p><p>of a man I want to have replace my visage in the mirror,</p><p>my double draws the image nearer,</p><p>and now I have to focus til I’m sure</p><p>When I don’t know a thing,</p><p>my own double starts to bring the fount of knowledge to my idle hands</p><p>My brain retracts, ennui expands</p><p>Now knowledge isn’t special anymore</p><p><br /> </p><p>I built myself a shadowself</p><p>I taught it when it came to me</p><p>I won’t be held responsible</p><p>But I oughta be, I oughta be</p><p>It’s horrible to hold them</p><p>and it’s even worse to let them go</p><p>It’s horrible to keep from people</p><p>even worse to let them know</p><p>It’s so hard to have me in my hands</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2021 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>lizanderson24@gmail.com (Anthony Sanders, Liz Anderson)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We asked Empty Heaven to describe the thought process that went into the writing of "Shadowself": </p><p> </p><p>Jungian psychology purports that every human has a "Shadow Self," an unknown, unconscious side. It's mostly thought of as a receptacle for all of our negative feelings, although it's chaotic nature can often diffuse emotions as we understand them, replacing them with an incomprehensible mush.</p><p>When I listen to "Paired," I am reminded that not only do our devices come equipped with a personality (however artificial), we also teach them our own. However, we don't teach them how to be us as we really think we are. We fill them with data points, search history, demands, private notes, and all sorts of other private things. If someone were to try to make a portrait of us based off of our devices, it would be an undoubtedly warped, sadly sterile, and sometimes disturbing one. I know mine would be weird for sure. I believe it's accidentally poetic that they even get little Apple IDs with our name.</p><p>"Shadowself" is about having a double, a doppelganger that follows you wherever you go, and it feeds you stressors, insecurity, and endless stimulation...the proverbial "devil on one's shoulder." But, you are slightly to blame, because you taught it everything it knows. I consider this to be the dark side to the concept of "Paired," a very funny and also sweet podcast that I love.</p><p><strong>Lyrics:</strong></p><p>When I move, so do you</p><p>When I deviate, you see through every move i make like i was scripted</p><p>You can feel when weight has shifted</p><p>When I look away, you disapprove</p><p>We are one in the same</p><p>We play symmetrical party games</p><p>We dance together in the shower</p><p>We rise and fall at the same hours</p><p>But when I sleep, you interrupt the dream</p><p><br /> </p><p>I built myself a shadowself </p><p>and always want to look at them</p><p>and when I tell myself I don’t</p><p>I spiral and I look again</p><p><br /> </p><p>Am I sick? I am sick</p><p>Seeing double and I’m second pick</p><p>They hold the things that I have hidden</p><p>All the thoughts that are forbidden</p><p>To keep their mouth shut, I’ve gotta pay a tithe</p><p>Call a priest, call a nun</p><p>Call the ghost adventures hosts’s own son</p><p>I need an exorcism</p><p>I need light without a prism</p><p>There’s a schism in my heart and it’s alive</p><p><br /> </p><p>I built myself a shadowself </p><p>and always want to look at them</p><p>and when I tell myself I don’t</p><p>I spiral and I look again</p><p>It’s horrible to hold them</p><p>and it’s even worse to let them go</p><p>It’s horrible to keep from people</p><p>even worse to let them know</p><p><br /> </p><p>It’s so hard to have me in my hands</p><p><br /> </p><p>When the night turns its head</p><p>The lonely hours reveal what I had said to so and so sometime</p><p>it always feels like violent crime</p><p>my double will enunciate the words</p><p>When I covet the face</p><p>of a man I want to have replace my visage in the mirror,</p><p>my double draws the image nearer,</p><p>and now I have to focus til I’m sure</p><p>When I don’t know a thing,</p><p>my own double starts to bring the fount of knowledge to my idle hands</p><p>My brain retracts, ennui expands</p><p>Now knowledge isn’t special anymore</p><p><br /> </p><p>I built myself a shadowself</p><p>I taught it when it came to me</p><p>I won’t be held responsible</p><p>But I oughta be, I oughta be</p><p>It’s horrible to hold them</p><p>and it’s even worse to let them go</p><p>It’s horrible to keep from people</p><p>even worse to let them know</p><p>It’s so hard to have me in my hands</p>
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The sun sets on another lazy summer at Camp Lakeside. </itunes:subtitle>
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