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    <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the Oracle of Omaha for being a loving husband to two wives.</p>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the Oracle of Omaha for being a loving husband to two wives.</p>
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      <itunes:title>79: Elon Musk</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to the Oracle of Omaha for being a loving husband to two wives.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What do you give a man who has it all? Trick question! You don&apos;t give him anything. You take it away and make him start over, rebuilt in the #SNOTBOYZ image. Look out Elon, we&apos;re going to turn you from Bruce Wayne billionaire playboy into George Clooney wearing a rubber nipple suit Batman!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to the Oracle of Omaha for being a loving husband to two wives.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>This episode we tackle John Kramer, AKA the Jigsaw killer. Star of Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4, Saw 5, Saw 6, and the titular character in Jigsaw. Here are some choice excerpts from his wikipedia entry:</p>
<p>&quot;By Saw III, John is on his death bed and extremely concerned over whether or not Amanda has what it takes to continue his legacy, as the traps she designs are inescapable.&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;After explaining that this is Jeff's final test of forgiveness, Jeff slices John's throat with a power saw.&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;Saw IV opens with John's autopsy, during which a wax-coated tape is found in his stomach.&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;More flashbacks set prior to the events of the first film reveal that John targeted health insurance executive William Easton for one of his games, because he had denied two-thirds of all applicants health coverage, due to a flawed policy, including John himself.&quot;</p>
<p>Cool right?</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all of our accomplices.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2018 05:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This episode we tackle John Kramer, AKA the Jigsaw killer. Star of Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4, Saw 5, Saw 6, and the titular character in Jigsaw. Here are some choice excerpts from his wikipedia entry:</p>
<p>&quot;By Saw III, John is on his death bed and extremely concerned over whether or not Amanda has what it takes to continue his legacy, as the traps she designs are inescapable.&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;After explaining that this is Jeff's final test of forgiveness, Jeff slices John's throat with a power saw.&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;Saw IV opens with John's autopsy, during which a wax-coated tape is found in his stomach.&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;More flashbacks set prior to the events of the first film reveal that John targeted health insurance executive William Easton for one of his games, because he had denied two-thirds of all applicants health coverage, due to a flawed policy, including John himself.&quot;</p>
<p>Cool right?</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all of our accomplices.</p>
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&quot;By Saw III, John is on his death bed and extremely concerned over whether or not Amanda has what it takes to continue his legacy, as the traps she designs are inescapable.&quot;

&quot;After explaining that this is Jeff&apos;s final test of forgiveness, Jeff slices John&apos;s throat with a power saw.&quot;

&quot;Saw IV opens with John&apos;s autopsy, during which a wax-coated tape is found in his stomach.&quot;

&quot;More flashbacks set prior to the events of the first film reveal that John targeted health insurance executive William Easton for one of his games, because he had denied two-thirds of all applicants health coverage, due to a flawed policy, including John himself.&quot;

Cool right?

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to all of our accomplices.
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      <itunes:subtitle>This episode we tackle John Kramer, AKA the Jigsaw killer. Star of Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4, Saw 5, Saw 6, and the titular character in Jigsaw. Here are some choice excerpts from his wikipedia entry:

&quot;By Saw III, John is on his death bed and extremely concerned over whether or not Amanda has what it takes to continue his legacy, as the traps she designs are inescapable.&quot;

&quot;After explaining that this is Jeff&apos;s final test of forgiveness, Jeff slices John&apos;s throat with a power saw.&quot;

&quot;Saw IV opens with John&apos;s autopsy, during which a wax-coated tape is found in his stomach.&quot;

&quot;More flashbacks set prior to the events of the first film reveal that John targeted health insurance executive William Easton for one of his games, because he had denied two-thirds of all applicants health coverage, due to a flawed policy, including John himself.&quot;

Cool right?

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to all of our accomplices.
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      <title>77: Campfire Stories</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Grab yourself some hot chocolate and join us by the fire at the base of K2 for a &quot;typical campfire scenario.&quot; The scariest part of this episode is the way James uses a sleeping bag.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all the teenagers who have died to maintain suspense.</p>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2018 01:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grab yourself some hot chocolate and join us by the fire at the base of K2 for a &quot;typical campfire scenario.&quot; The scariest part of this episode is the way James uses a sleeping bag.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all the teenagers who have died to maintain suspense.</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to all the teenagers who have died to maintain suspense.</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to all the teenagers who have died to maintain suspense.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>76: Witches</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>&quot;Down vith children! Do them in!<br />
Boil their bones and fry their skin!<br />
Bish them, sqvish them, bash them, mash them!<br />
Brrreak them, shake them, slash them, smash them!&quot;<br />
-Roald Dahl</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all the children dressing up as witches for Halloween, please don't turn us into trolls.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&quot;Down vith children! Do them in!<br />
Boil their bones and fry their skin!<br />
Bish them, sqvish them, bash them, mash them!<br />
Brrreak them, shake them, slash them, smash them!&quot;<br />
-Roald Dahl</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all the children dressing up as witches for Halloween, please don't turn us into trolls.</p>
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      <itunes:title>76: Witches</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>&quot;Down vith children! Do them in!  
Boil their bones and fry their skin!  
Bish them, sqvish them, bash them, mash them!  
Brrreak them, shake them, slash them, smash them!&quot;  
 -Roald Dahl</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>&quot;Down vith children! Do them in!  
Boil their bones and fry their skin!  
Bish them, sqvish them, bash them, mash them!  
Brrreak them, shake them, slash them, smash them!&quot;  
 -Roald Dahl</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>75: Haunted Houses</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Hello boils and ghouls, and welcome to another episode of Bats Not Howl I’d Boo It, the podcast where we find the spookiest problems in the world today, argue over what went wrong, and make them even scarier!</p>
<p>Today, we take tour of a haunted house and see if we can afford the MORGUE-age. If not we may need to look in a more affordable SLAY-borhood! Hee hee hee hee hee!!!</p>
<p>This week we'd like to apologize to Sam's brother-in-law, Greg.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2018 01:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/75-hauntedhouses-bO9Cm5U9</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello boils and ghouls, and welcome to another episode of Bats Not Howl I’d Boo It, the podcast where we find the spookiest problems in the world today, argue over what went wrong, and make them even scarier!</p>
<p>Today, we take tour of a haunted house and see if we can afford the MORGUE-age. If not we may need to look in a more affordable SLAY-borhood! Hee hee hee hee hee!!!</p>
<p>This week we'd like to apologize to Sam's brother-in-law, Greg.</p>
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      <itunes:title>75: Haunted Houses</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Hello boils and ghouls, and welcome to another episode of Bats Not Howl I’d Boo It, the podcast where we find the spookiest problems in the world today, argue over what went wrong, and make them even scarier!

Today, we take tour of a haunted house and see if we can afford the MORGUE-age. If not we may need to look in a more affordable SLAY-borhood! Hee hee hee hee hee!!!

This week we&apos;d like to apologize to Sam&apos;s brother-in-law, Greg.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hello boils and ghouls, and welcome to another episode of Bats Not Howl I’d Boo It, the podcast where we find the spookiest problems in the world today, argue over what went wrong, and make them even scarier!

Today, we take tour of a haunted house and see if we can afford the MORGUE-age. If not we may need to look in a more affordable SLAY-borhood! Hee hee hee hee hee!!!

This week we&apos;d like to apologize to Sam&apos;s brother-in-law, Greg.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>74: Boy Bands</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>The Snot Boyz are back (alright!), and also want you back, as long as you don't go breaking our snotty little hearts by saying bye bye bye. This week we look into what a boy band marketed to 30-somethings would be like. Spoiler: amazing.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to original boy band, those boys with the lovable mop-tops: The Beatles.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 5 Sep 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/74-boy-bands-nWpfeC4u</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Snot Boyz are back (alright!), and also want you back, as long as you don't go breaking our snotty little hearts by saying bye bye bye. This week we look into what a boy band marketed to 30-somethings would be like. Spoiler: amazing.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to original boy band, those boys with the lovable mop-tops: The Beatles.</p>
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      <itunes:title>74: Boy Bands</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The Snot Boyz are back (alright!), and also want you back, as long as you don&apos;t go breaking our snotty little hearts by saying bye bye bye. This week we look into what a boy band marketed to 30-somethings would be like. Spoiler: amazing.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Today we celebrate Labor Day by waking up late, dropping our kids off to school, and burning down the Walton family yacht. Happy Labor Day!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all you cute little laborers. Now quit dillydallying and get back to work!</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2018 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today we celebrate Labor Day by waking up late, dropping our kids off to school, and burning down the Walton family yacht. Happy Labor Day!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all you cute little laborers. Now quit dillydallying and get back to work!</p>
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      <itunes:title>73: Labor Day</itunes:title>
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<p>Apologies for the delay in getting this podcast to you. For the past month, we've been stuck in a &quot;quick morning meeting.&quot; Please see attached for the bullet points.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>THE SNOTBOYZ</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the mail room, for handling James's package(s).</p>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2018 22:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Sir or Madam,</p>
<p>Apologies for the delay in getting this podcast to you. For the past month, we've been stuck in a &quot;quick morning meeting.&quot; Please see attached for the bullet points.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>THE SNOTBOYZ</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the mail room, for handling James's package(s).</p>
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      <itunes:title>72: Office Politics</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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Apologies for the delay in getting this podcast to you. For the past month, we&apos;ve been stuck in a &quot;quick morning meeting.&quot; Please see attached for the bullet points.

Sincerely,

THE SNOTBOYZ

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to the mail room, for delivering James&apos;s amazon packages.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dear Sir or Madam,

Apologies for the delay in getting this podcast to you. For the past month, we&apos;ve been stuck in a &quot;quick morning meeting.&quot; Please see attached for the bullet points.

Sincerely,

THE SNOTBOYZ

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to the mail room, for delivering James&apos;s amazon packages.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to clams.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2018 08:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to a very sensual and erotic episode of the podcast. The one that puts the &quot;Do It&quot; in &quot;That's Not How I'd Do It.&quot; And by &quot;do it&quot; we mean sex. This one really gets the juices flowing guys. Go ahead and draw a bath, light a candle, put your earbuds in, and prepare to listen to the Snotboyz and their guest Leslie Jones talk about the sex lives of seahorses. Boi-oi-oi-oi-ing! Ooh Papi!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to clams.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Never know how much I love you /<br />
Never know how much I care /<br />
When you put your net around me /<br />
I get a world cup fever that's so hard to bear /</p>
<p>You give me fever /<br />
When you kick me /<br />
Fever when you dribble me tight /<br />
Fever /<br />
In the scoring, a fever all through the IT'S WORLD CUP TIME AND I'VE GOT THE FEVER SWEATS!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our favorite face biter out there: Luis Suarez. Buena suerte.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 3 Jul 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never know how much I love you /<br />
Never know how much I care /<br />
When you put your net around me /<br />
I get a world cup fever that's so hard to bear /</p>
<p>You give me fever /<br />
When you kick me /<br />
Fever when you dribble me tight /<br />
Fever /<br />
In the scoring, a fever all through the IT'S WORLD CUP TIME AND I'VE GOT THE FEVER SWEATS!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our favorite face biter out there: Luis Suarez. Buena suerte.</p>
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      <itunes:title>70: The World Cup</itunes:title>
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Never know how much I care /
When you put your net around me /
I get a world cup fever that&apos;s so hard to bear /

You give me fever /
When you kick me /
Fever when you dribble me tight /
Fever /
In the scoring, a fever all through the IT&apos;S WORLD CUP TIME AND I&apos;VE GOT THE FEVER SWEATS!</itunes:summary>
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Never know how much I care /
When you put your net around me /
I get a world cup fever that&apos;s so hard to bear /

You give me fever /
When you kick me /
Fever when you dribble me tight /
Fever /
In the scoring, a fever all through the IT&apos;S WORLD CUP TIME AND I&apos;VE GOT THE FEVER SWEATS!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>69: Dads</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Father's Day!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our wonderful dads. We promise to take out the trash right after this episode.</p>
<p>We miss you, Mike.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/dads-y0jIrc5p</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Father's Day!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our wonderful dads. We promise to take out the trash right after this episode.</p>
<p>We miss you, Mike.</p>
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      <itunes:title>69: Dads</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>00:48:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Happy Father&apos;s Day! 

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to our wonderful dads. We promise to take out the trash right after this episode. 

We miss you, Mike.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Happy Father&apos;s Day! 

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to our wonderful dads. We promise to take out the trash right after this episode. 

We miss you, Mike.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>68: Gun Control</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes we talk about things that aren't funny.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the gun control activists who are actually fighting for some real change in the world.</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/guncontrol-dFMDqn51</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes we talk about things that aren't funny.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the gun control activists who are actually fighting for some real change in the world.</p>
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      <itunes:title>68: Gun Control</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to the gun control activists who are actually fighting for some real change in the world.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes we talk about things that aren&apos;t funny. 

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to the gun control activists who are actually fighting for some real change in the world.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Good evening! Do you have a moment to talk about the Haboo, the God with Two Heads? What is that? Pesto? Smells amazing. I sincerely hope I'm not interrupting.  I promise that just a few minutes of your time today could change your life for the better. Or it maybe for the worse. It's really not my place to say.  Alls I know is that I have this ski mask and this baseball bat here, and it'd be a real shame if I didn't make my conversion quota today. I'm not saying it's gonna turn out bad for you, I'm just saying that misfortune has a real way of following me around. What can I say. It's my &quot;curse&quot; or something. Anyway, I'm gonna practice my swing over here in the living room and you give it some thought. Take your time. I've got all day.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Saint Alanis.</p>
]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2018 05:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good evening! Do you have a moment to talk about the Haboo, the God with Two Heads? What is that? Pesto? Smells amazing. I sincerely hope I'm not interrupting.  I promise that just a few minutes of your time today could change your life for the better. Or it maybe for the worse. It's really not my place to say.  Alls I know is that I have this ski mask and this baseball bat here, and it'd be a real shame if I didn't make my conversion quota today. I'm not saying it's gonna turn out bad for you, I'm just saying that misfortune has a real way of following me around. What can I say. It's my &quot;curse&quot; or something. Anyway, I'm gonna practice my swing over here in the living room and you give it some thought. Take your time. I've got all day.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Saint Alanis.</p>
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      <itunes:title>67: Religion Part 3</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Good evening! Do you have a moment to talk about the Haboo, the God with Two Heads? What is that? Pesto? Smells amazing. I sincerely hope I&apos;m not interrupting.  I promise that just a few minutes of your time today could change your life for the better. Or it maybe for the worse. It&apos;s really not my place to say.  Alls I know is that I have this ski mask and this baseball bat here, and it&apos;d be a real shame if I didn&apos;t make my conversion quota today. I&apos;m not saying it&apos;s gonna turn out bad for you, I&apos;m just saying that misfortune has a real way of following me around. What can I say. It&apos;s my &quot;curse&quot; or something. Anyway, I&apos;m gonna practice my swing over here in the living room and you give it some thought. Take your time. I&apos;ve got all day.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to Saint Alanis.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Good evening! Do you have a moment to talk about the Haboo, the God with Two Heads? What is that? Pesto? Smells amazing. I sincerely hope I&apos;m not interrupting.  I promise that just a few minutes of your time today could change your life for the better. Or it maybe for the worse. It&apos;s really not my place to say.  Alls I know is that I have this ski mask and this baseball bat here, and it&apos;d be a real shame if I didn&apos;t make my conversion quota today. I&apos;m not saying it&apos;s gonna turn out bad for you, I&apos;m just saying that misfortune has a real way of following me around. What can I say. It&apos;s my &quot;curse&quot; or something. Anyway, I&apos;m gonna practice my swing over here in the living room and you give it some thought. Take your time. I&apos;ve got all day.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to Saint Alanis.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>66: Religion Part 2</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>As fortune and misfortune continue their back and forth struggle forever, James decides it's time to set up the Church of Haboo and make a tidy profit, Sam receives an unwanted call, and Jared is...well...Jared.</p>
<p>Step forth into part two of our three part groundbreaking series on religion as we discuss what goes into making a Church for Habooism.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our beloved sentient Thumb of Haboo, Ape Raham Lincoln.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 2 May 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As fortune and misfortune continue their back and forth struggle forever, James decides it's time to set up the Church of Haboo and make a tidy profit, Sam receives an unwanted call, and Jared is...well...Jared.</p>
<p>Step forth into part two of our three part groundbreaking series on religion as we discuss what goes into making a Church for Habooism.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our beloved sentient Thumb of Haboo, Ape Raham Lincoln.</p>
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Step forth into part two of our three part groundbreaking series on religion as we discuss what goes into making a Church for Habuism.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>65: Religion Part 1</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>In the beginning Haboo created the Heavens and the Earth and a dope casino. Darkness was over the surface of all that crud, and Haboo was hovering over it thinking, &quot;I need to put a buffet up in this bish.&quot;</p>
<p>And Haboo said, “Let it be lit,” and it was super fucking lit. Lil Pump was playing. People were dabbing. Michael B. Jordan had the Killmonger haircut and was making out with everyone. The opioid crisis was over. There was even free IN-N-OUT. Damn.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the two-headed dragon god.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2018 05:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/religion-1-wUkrxKIk</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the beginning Haboo created the Heavens and the Earth and a dope casino. Darkness was over the surface of all that crud, and Haboo was hovering over it thinking, &quot;I need to put a buffet up in this bish.&quot;</p>
<p>And Haboo said, “Let it be lit,” and it was super fucking lit. Lil Pump was playing. People were dabbing. Michael B. Jordan had the Killmonger haircut and was making out with everyone. The opioid crisis was over. There was even free IN-N-OUT. Damn.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the two-headed dragon god.</p>
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      <itunes:title>65: Religion Part 1</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>01:01:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In the beginning Haboo created the Heavens and the Earth and a dope casino. Darkness was over the surface of all that crud, and Haboo was hovering over it thinking, &quot;I need to put a buffet up in this bish.&quot; 

And Haboo said, “Let it be lit,” and it was super fucking lit. Lil Pump was playing. People were dabbing. Michael B. Jordan had the Killmonger haircut and was making out with everyone. The opioid crisis was over. There was even free IN-N-OUT. Damn.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to the two-headed dragon god.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the beginning Haboo created the Heavens and the Earth and a dope casino. Darkness was over the surface of all that crud, and Haboo was hovering over it thinking, &quot;I need to put a buffet up in this bish.&quot; 

And Haboo said, “Let it be lit,” and it was super fucking lit. Lil Pump was playing. People were dabbing. Michael B. Jordan had the Killmonger haircut and was making out with everyone. The opioid crisis was over. There was even free IN-N-OUT. Damn.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to the two-headed dragon god.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the queen of spirit quests, Elizabeth Gilbert!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 4 Apr 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'll be honest with you guys, I just haven't been feeling like my usual podcast-self recently. Same routine week-in, week-out; I don't really like getting beers with the other podcasts after work but I feel obligated to; I might be in a bit of a slump. What's a podcast to do? It's not like I can just pack it all up and discover my true self....or can I?</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the queen of spirit quests, Elizabeth Gilbert!</p>
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      <itunes:title>64: Spirit Quests</itunes:title>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our very special bachelor boy.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2018 05:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cue incessant car noise! The snotboyz hit the road this week on the way to a bachelor party. Did somebody order flapjacks???</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our very special bachelor boy.</p>
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      <itunes:title>63: Bachelor Parties</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Cue incessant car noise! The snotboyz hit the road this week on the way to a bachelor party. Did somebody order flapjacks???

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to our very special bachelor boy.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cue incessant car noise! The snotboyz hit the road this week on the way to a bachelor party. Did somebody order flapjacks???

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to our very special bachelor boy.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>LET'S GET PUMPED!!!!! This week we hit the weights and program the treadmill to the maximum shame setting. So get off your lazy ass, drink a protein shake, and give a quick spot while we do some serious heavy lifting - of the mind....</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the godfather of fitness, Jack LaLanne.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LET'S GET PUMPED!!!!! This week we hit the weights and program the treadmill to the maximum shame setting. So get off your lazy ass, drink a protein shake, and give a quick spot while we do some serious heavy lifting - of the mind....</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the godfather of fitness, Jack LaLanne.</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to the godfather of fitness, Jack LaLanne.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>LET&apos;S GET PUMPED!!!!! This week we hit the weights and program the treadmill to the maximum shame setting. So get off your lazy ass, drink a protein shake, and give a quick spot while we do some serious heavy lifting - of the mind....

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to the godfather of fitness, Jack LaLanne.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Tom Hanks for grace under pressure.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2018 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the 90th Academy Awards, where we will bore you between nominees, award the wrong films, and allow people you don't really care about a national platform to thank their parents. Just kidding! We've fixed the Oscars, and without spoiling anything lets just say the Filmuminati is ready to blow your collective viewing minds.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Tom Hanks for grace under pressure.</p>
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      <itunes:title>61: Academy Awards</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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      <title>60: Black Mirror Theme Song</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Look at the world. Look at how we've left it. The planet is on fire. Democratic governments have become the lapdogs of the wealthy. The thirst for entertainment has become our only unifying value. Did you think it would turn out like this? Of course not. No one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear. When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour. I'll be there for you like I've been there before. I'll be there for you 'cause you're there for me too. In the wreckage of this world, the only thing we have left is each other. God help us.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Charlie Booker and Paul F. Tompkins.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2018 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look at the world. Look at how we've left it. The planet is on fire. Democratic governments have become the lapdogs of the wealthy. The thirst for entertainment has become our only unifying value. Did you think it would turn out like this? Of course not. No one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear. When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour. I'll be there for you like I've been there before. I'll be there for you 'cause you're there for me too. In the wreckage of this world, the only thing we have left is each other. God help us.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Charlie Booker and Paul F. Tompkins.</p>
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      <itunes:title>60: Black Mirror Theme Song</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Look at the world. Look at how we&apos;ve left it. The planet is on fire. Democratic governments have become the lapdogs of the wealthy. The thirst for entertainment has become our only unifying value. Did you think it would turn out like this? Of course not. No one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job&apos;s a joke, you&apos;re broke, your love life&apos;s D.O.A. It&apos;s like you&apos;re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn&apos;t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I&apos;ll be there for you when the rain starts to pour. I&apos;ll be there for you like I&apos;ve been there before. I&apos;ll be there for you &apos;cause you&apos;re there for me too. In the wreckage of this world, the only thing we have left is each other. God help us.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to Charlie Booker and Paul F. Tompkins.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Look at the world. Look at how we&apos;ve left it. The planet is on fire. Democratic governments have become the lapdogs of the wealthy. The thirst for entertainment has become our only unifying value. Did you think it would turn out like this? Of course not. No one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job&apos;s a joke, you&apos;re broke, your love life&apos;s D.O.A. It&apos;s like you&apos;re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn&apos;t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I&apos;ll be there for you when the rain starts to pour. I&apos;ll be there for you like I&apos;ve been there before. I&apos;ll be there for you &apos;cause you&apos;re there for me too. In the wreckage of this world, the only thing we have left is each other. God help us.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Podcast the change you want to see in the world.

A special thanks this week to Charlie Booker and Paul F. Tompkins.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>59: Social Media Influencers</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Look at us! Look at us! Don't we look totally #blessed meditating on top of this volcano? Don't you wish your life was like our life? You should like us and like our other accounts too. Seriously, please like us. Like us! Thank you for liking us. Now go out and buy yourself the same shoes we're wearing so your friends will like you too. Could there be anything more important in life? Could there be anything else at all?</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to early youtube sensation Tay Zonday, for giving us Chocolate Rain.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2018 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look at us! Look at us! Don't we look totally #blessed meditating on top of this volcano? Don't you wish your life was like our life? You should like us and like our other accounts too. Seriously, please like us. Like us! Thank you for liking us. Now go out and buy yourself the same shoes we're wearing so your friends will like you too. Could there be anything more important in life? Could there be anything else at all?</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to early youtube sensation Tay Zonday, for giving us Chocolate Rain.</p>
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      <itunes:title>59: Social Media Influencers</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Look at us! Look at us! Don&apos;t we look totally #blessed meditating on top of this volcano? Don&apos;t you wish your life was like our life? You should like us and like our other accounts too. Seriously, please like us. Like us! Thank you for liking us. Now go out and buy yourself the same shoes we&apos;re wearing so your friends will like you too. Could there be anything more important in life? Could there be anything else at all? 

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to early youtube sensation Tay Zonday, for giving us Chocolate Rain.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Look at us! Look at us! Don&apos;t we look totally #blessed meditating on top of this volcano? Don&apos;t you wish your life was like our life? You should like us and like our other accounts too. Seriously, please like us. Like us! Thank you for liking us. Now go out and buy yourself the same shoes we&apos;re wearing so your friends will like you too. Could there be anything more important in life? Could there be anything else at all? 

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to early youtube sensation Tay Zonday, for giving us Chocolate Rain.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>58: Outer Space</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>We put our clones back in the closet so we can take a hard look at the great beyond, and try to figure out what nothingness really is. Space, is it the final frontier, or perhaps a really great place to hold a music festival? Fyre Festival organizers take note.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Carl Sagan!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2018 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/58-outer-space-Ao146OG3</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We put our clones back in the closet so we can take a hard look at the great beyond, and try to figure out what nothingness really is. Space, is it the final frontier, or perhaps a really great place to hold a music festival? Fyre Festival organizers take note.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Carl Sagan!</p>
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      <itunes:title>58: Outer Space</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Uh, so, I was pretty hung over and wasn't feeling up to recording this week, then Sam wanted to get work done, and Jared wanted to get some rest. Long story short, we had our clones do this episode. To be totally honest, I haven't listened to it and have no idea what's on it. Apologies in advance. I dunno. Maybe we just call this one a mulligan. Anyway, we'll be back with the good shit next week.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special &quot;thanks&quot; this week to our guest hosts Sam 2, James 2, and Jard.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2018 06:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh, so, I was pretty hung over and wasn't feeling up to recording this week, then Sam wanted to get work done, and Jared wanted to get some rest. Long story short, we had our clones do this episode. To be totally honest, I haven't listened to it and have no idea what's on it. Apologies in advance. I dunno. Maybe we just call this one a mulligan. Anyway, we'll be back with the good shit next week.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special &quot;thanks&quot; this week to our guest hosts Sam 2, James 2, and Jard.</p>
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      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special &quot;thanks&quot; this week to our guest hosts Sam 2, James 2, and Jard.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Uh, so, I was pretty hung over and wasn&apos;t feeling up to recording this week, then Sam wanted to get work done, and Jared wanted to get some rest. Long story short, we had our clones do this episode. To be totally honest, I haven&apos;t listened to it and have no idea what&apos;s on it. Apologies in advance. I dunno. Maybe we just call this one a mulligan. Anyway, we&apos;ll be back with the good shit next week.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special &quot;thanks&quot; this week to our guest hosts Sam 2, James 2, and Jard.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>56: Personal Finance</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Who wants to be a millionaire? Listen to this episode and learn the secret! (hint: it helps if you're already super rich). This week we fix our personal finances, which might include everything from creating a universal basic income to restructuring higher education. Also, learn how to never pay billz again. This is probably the most useful show we've ever done, so if you want to get the most bang for your buck, you should listen to the very end to maximize the return on your investment. Or don't. Our show is free!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett's older, cooler brother.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2018 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/56-personal-finance-5LHI2chk</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who wants to be a millionaire? Listen to this episode and learn the secret! (hint: it helps if you're already super rich). This week we fix our personal finances, which might include everything from creating a universal basic income to restructuring higher education. Also, learn how to never pay billz again. This is probably the most useful show we've ever done, so if you want to get the most bang for your buck, you should listen to the very end to maximize the return on your investment. Or don't. Our show is free!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett's older, cooler brother.</p>
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      <itunes:title>56: Personal Finance</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett&apos;s older, cooler brother.</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett&apos;s older, cooler brother.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Jared's future doctor for dealing with some icky things.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 9 Jan 2018 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>New year, new us. The #SNOTBOYZ challenge each other to stick to their resolutions--for the most part. Jared might discourage Sam. Find out who commits to eating moldy steak if they don't follow one of their resolutions.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Jared's future doctor for dealing with some icky things.</p>
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      <itunes:title>55: Our New Year&apos;s Resolutions</itunes:title>
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      <title>54: Santa</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Ho ho ho, it's time to talk Santa.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the elves.</p>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2017 17:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ho ho ho, it's time to talk Santa.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the elves.</p>
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      <itunes:title>54: Santa</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Ho ho ho, it&apos;s time to talk Santa.

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      <itunes:subtitle>Ho ho ho, it&apos;s time to talk Santa.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

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      <title>53: Nuclear Apocalypse</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>The End Is Nigh! This week we find out what happens when we press the big red reset button and start from scratch. So tune in for some handy tips on surviving doomsday and thriving and in the post-apocalypse. Here's a hint: Do NOT invest in a house boat. Duck and cover friends - it's going to be a blast.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to R.E.M. We also feel fine.</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The End Is Nigh! This week we find out what happens when we press the big red reset button and start from scratch. So tune in for some handy tips on surviving doomsday and thriving and in the post-apocalypse. Here's a hint: Do NOT invest in a house boat. Duck and cover friends - it's going to be a blast.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to R.E.M. We also feel fine.</p>
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      <itunes:title>53: Nuclear Apocalypse</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The End Is Nigh! This week we find out what happens when we press the big red reset button and start from scratch. So tune in for some handy tips on surviving doomsday and thriving and in the post-apocalypse. Here&apos;s a hint: Do NOT invest in a house boat. Duck and cover friends - it&apos;s going to be a blast.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to R.E.M. We also feel fine.</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to R.E.M. We also feel fine.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Steve Jobs' sartorial choices.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 6 Dec 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did the launch of Apple's iPhone X disappoint you? Do you long for the days of bold thinking and incredible technological feats of engineering that used to define Steve Jobs' love child of a company? Have no fear: Apple has brought on the #SNOTBOYZ to infuse their special sauce into the next wave of product launches!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Steve Jobs' sartorial choices.</p>
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      <itunes:title>52: Apple</itunes:title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Take your finger off of that YouTube &quot;Skip Ad&quot; button and unblock your adblockers, because this week Margie Chidley joins us to fix advertising. You know, that stuff that you probably do everything in your power not to see every single day of the year that isn't Superbowl Sunday.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the bots. You may have ruined facebook, but you sure know how to download podcasts.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 06:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take your finger off of that YouTube &quot;Skip Ad&quot; button and unblock your adblockers, because this week Margie Chidley joins us to fix advertising. You know, that stuff that you probably do everything in your power not to see every single day of the year that isn't Superbowl Sunday.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the bots. You may have ruined facebook, but you sure know how to download podcasts.</p>
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      <itunes:title>51: Advertising with Margie Chidley</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to the bots. You may have ruined facebook, but you sure know how to download podcasts.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Take your finger off of that YouTube &quot;Skip Ad&quot; button and unblock your adblockers, because this week Margie Chidley joins us to fix advertising. You know, that stuff that you probably do everything in your power not to see every single day of the year that isn&apos;t Superbowl Sunday.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

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      <title>MINISODE: Turkeys</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Gobble gobble! This week we gobble the gobble out of the gobbling gobblers and then gobble all over the place and fall asleep. We're talking turkeys people! Wait, turkey-people? Maybe one day.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our listeners for listening, the turkeys who sacrificed their lives for our dinner, and Tom Cruise, because, well, it wouldn't be right to name just one reason.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gobble gobble! This week we gobble the gobble out of the gobbling gobblers and then gobble all over the place and fall asleep. We're talking turkeys people! Wait, turkey-people? Maybe one day.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our listeners for listening, the turkeys who sacrificed their lives for our dinner, and Tom Cruise, because, well, it wouldn't be right to name just one reason.</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Edward FortyHands, for making us all drunkenly piss ourselves in front of our friends.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As everyone knows, the best way to hang out with people who aren't really your friends is to play a drinking game or two so you don't have to talk to them. The #SNOTBOYZ decide to make Sam more fun by coming up with a new drinking game that will make him more pleasant to be around.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Edward FortyHands, for making us all drunkenly piss ourselves in front of our friends.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>B-B-B-Bonsai! B-B-B-Bonus!</p>
<p>Here's a parody of the song &quot;All The Small Things&quot; that I just wrote:</p>
<p>All the small trees / True care truth brings / I'll take one lift / Your ride best trip / Always I know / You'll be at my show / Watching / waiting / commiserating / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Late night / come home / Work sucks / I know / She left me a bonsai tree by the stairs / Surprises let me know she cares / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I'll be your thrill / The night will go on / my little bonsai tree / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I'll be your thrill / The night will go on / The night will go on / My little bonsai tree</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 7 Nov 2017 06:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>B-B-B-Bonsai! B-B-B-Bonus!</p>
<p>Here's a parody of the song &quot;All The Small Things&quot; that I just wrote:</p>
<p>All the small trees / True care truth brings / I'll take one lift / Your ride best trip / Always I know / You'll be at my show / Watching / waiting / commiserating / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Late night / come home / Work sucks / I know / She left me a bonsai tree by the stairs / Surprises let me know she cares / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I'll be your thrill / The night will go on / my little bonsai tree / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I'll be your thrill / The night will go on / The night will go on / My little bonsai tree</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
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      <itunes:title>MINISODE: Bonsai Trees</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>B-B-B-Bonsai! B-B-B-Bonus! 

Here&apos;s a parody of the song &quot;All The Small Things&quot; that I just wrote:

All the small trees / True care truth brings / I&apos;ll take one lift / Your ride best trip / Always I know / You&apos;ll be at my show / Watching / waiting / commiserating / Say it ain&apos;t so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Late night / come home / Work sucks / I know / She left me a bonsai tree by the stairs / Surprises let me know she cares / Say it ain&apos;t so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Say it ain&apos;t so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I&apos;ll be your thrill / The night will go on / my little bonsai tree / Say it ain&apos;t so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I&apos;ll be your thrill / The night will go on / The night will go on / My little bonsai tree

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>B-B-B-Bonsai! B-B-B-Bonus! 

Here&apos;s a parody of the song &quot;All The Small Things&quot; that I just wrote:

All the small trees / True care truth brings / I&apos;ll take one lift / Your ride best trip / Always I know / You&apos;ll be at my show / Watching / waiting / commiserating / Say it ain&apos;t so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Late night / come home / Work sucks / I know / She left me a bonsai tree by the stairs / Surprises let me know she cares / Say it ain&apos;t so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Say it ain&apos;t so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I&apos;ll be your thrill / The night will go on / my little bonsai tree / Say it ain&apos;t so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Keep your head still / I&apos;ll be your thrill / The night will go on / The night will go on / My little bonsai tree

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>49: Candy</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Last night we went trick-or-treating. Today our hands are shaking, our stomaches are in knots, and our teeth are falling out. Time to make some changes.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Andes Mints, for being the one good memory from our trip to the Olive Garden Resort.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 1 Nov 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night we went trick-or-treating. Today our hands are shaking, our stomaches are in knots, and our teeth are falling out. Time to make some changes.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Andes Mints, for being the one good memory from our trip to the Olive Garden Resort.</p>
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      <itunes:title>49: Candy</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Last night we went trick-or-treating. Today our hands are shaking, our stomaches are in knots, and our teeth are falling out. Time to make some changes.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Andes Mints, for being the one good memory from our trip to the Olive Garden Resort.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Last night we went trick-or-treating. Today our hands are shaking, our stomaches are in knots, and our teeth are falling out. Time to make some changes.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Andes Mints, for being the one good memory from our trip to the Olive Garden Resort.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>48: Our Fears (Anniversary Episode)</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>To celebrate one year of That's Not How I'd Do It the #SNOTBOYZ decide to face their greatest fears! We turn ourselves into therapists to help each other overcome crippling terror. Episode four of our Halloween Spooktacular series.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all our listeners, thanks for sticking with us, and we look forward to another year of improvements!</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To celebrate one year of That's Not How I'd Do It the #SNOTBOYZ decide to face their greatest fears! We turn ourselves into therapists to help each other overcome crippling terror. Episode four of our Halloween Spooktacular series.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all our listeners, thanks for sticking with us, and we look forward to another year of improvements!</p>
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      <itunes:title>48: Our Fears (Anniversary Episode)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to all our listeners, thanks for sticking with us, and we look forward to another year of improvements!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>To celebrate one year of That&apos;s Not How I&apos;d Do It the #SNOTBOYZ decide to face their greatest fears! We turn ourselves into therapists to help each other overcome crippling terror. Episode four of our Halloween Spooktacular series.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to all our listeners, thanks for sticking with us, and we look forward to another year of improvements!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>47: Creepypasta</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>The Snotboy stared at me, a menacing grin on his face. He turned his head left, then right, then left again. He began to laugh. It was the laugh of someone who'd come complete unhinged. He held a bluetooth speaker in his gnarled hands. He pressed the play button and began to laugh. The theme song began to play. It was maddening. I felt so helpless. There was nothing I could do but look at my paws.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Mordecaix7 for writing this week's foundational text: The Basement.</p>
<p>Check it out here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/rte8r/the_basement/</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2017 06:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/47-creepypasta-FufhptA6</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Snotboy stared at me, a menacing grin on his face. He turned his head left, then right, then left again. He began to laugh. It was the laugh of someone who'd come complete unhinged. He held a bluetooth speaker in his gnarled hands. He pressed the play button and began to laugh. The theme song began to play. It was maddening. I felt so helpless. There was nothing I could do but look at my paws.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Mordecaix7 for writing this week's foundational text: The Basement.</p>
<p>Check it out here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/rte8r/the_basement/</p>
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      <itunes:title>47: Creepypasta</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to MortdecaiX7 for writing this week&apos;s foundational text: The Basement.

Check it out here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/rte8r/the_basement/</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Snotboy stared at me, a menacing grin on his face. He turned his head left, then right, then left again. He began to laugh. It was the laugh of someone who&apos;d come complete unhinged. He held a bluetooth speaker in his gnarled hands. He pressed the play button and began to laugh. The theme song began to play. It was maddening. I felt so helpless. There was nothing I could do but look at my paws.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to MortdecaiX7 for writing this week&apos;s foundational text: The Basement.

Check it out here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/rte8r/the_basement/</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>46: Cemeteries</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Dead. Sexy.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Tupac, for paving the way for Holo-James.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dead. Sexy.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Tupac, for paving the way for Holo-James.</p>
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      <itunes:title>46: Cemeteries</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>00:43:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Dead. Sexy.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Tupac, for paving the way for Holo-James.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dead. Sexy.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Tupac, for paving the way for Holo-James.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all of our victims. Your blood keeps us alive.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 3 Oct 2017 12:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting our blood sucked by an immortal being that has no regard for human rights. For the month of October the #SNOTBOYZ are ignoring their fears and talking about the spookiest and most haunted topics that need improvement. First up: Vampires.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to all of our victims. Your blood keeps us alive.</p>
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      <itunes:title>45: Vampires</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to all of our victims. Your blood keeps us alive.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>I scream, you scream, we all scream because we&apos;re getting our blood sucked by an immortal being that has no regard for human rights. For the month of October the #SNOTBOYZ are ignoring their fears and talking about the spookiest and most haunted topics that need improvement. First up: Vampires.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to all of our victims. Your blood keeps us alive.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>44: Spas</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Namaste.</p>
<p>You look stressed. Go ahead and pop your earbuds in and let the dulcet tones of our voices massage your inner ear. Why? Because you deserve it. Go ahead and treat yourself to a nice long bath in our podcast. Let Sam's laughter rejuvenate you. And if you find yourself covered in spiders, don't panic. It's supposed to happen!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to those little fish that eat the dead skin off of our feet. We hope to one day return the favor.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2017 09:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Namaste.</p>
<p>You look stressed. Go ahead and pop your earbuds in and let the dulcet tones of our voices massage your inner ear. Why? Because you deserve it. Go ahead and treat yourself to a nice long bath in our podcast. Let Sam's laughter rejuvenate you. And if you find yourself covered in spiders, don't panic. It's supposed to happen!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to those little fish that eat the dead skin off of our feet. We hope to one day return the favor.</p>
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      <itunes:summary>Namaste. 

You look stressed. Go ahead and pop your earbuds in and let the dulcet tones of our voices massage your inner ear. Why? Because you deserve it. Go ahead and treat yourself to a nice long bath in our podcast. Let Sam&apos;s laughter rejuvenate you. And if you find yourself covered in spiders, don&apos;t panic. It&apos;s supposed to happen!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to those little fish that eat the dead skin off of our feet. We hope to one day return the favor.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Namaste. 

You look stressed. Go ahead and pop your earbuds in and let the dulcet tones of our voices massage your inner ear. Why? Because you deserve it. Go ahead and treat yourself to a nice long bath in our podcast. Let Sam&apos;s laughter rejuvenate you. And if you find yourself covered in spiders, don&apos;t panic. It&apos;s supposed to happen!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to those little fish that eat the dead skin off of our feet. We hope to one day return the favor.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Excuse me listener, if I gave you 20 dollars could you buy me the new J.K. Rowling book? I'm not allowed in the young adult section anymore. Oh and I'd also like an artisan cocktail and an autographed selfie with Jack Kerouac. I love Barnes and Noble, but after browsing some of these innovations, I was all like, Amazon who? Shelve this episode under self-help.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Arthur Hinds, the silent H in B&amp;N.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excuse me listener, if I gave you 20 dollars could you buy me the new J.K. Rowling book? I'm not allowed in the young adult section anymore. Oh and I'd also like an artisan cocktail and an autographed selfie with Jack Kerouac. I love Barnes and Noble, but after browsing some of these innovations, I was all like, Amazon who? Shelve this episode under self-help.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Arthur Hinds, the silent H in B&amp;N.</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Arthur Hinds, the silent H in B&amp;N.</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Arthur Hinds, the silent H in B&amp;N.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>Wait, where are you going? Why is everyone running for the hills? Turn 'round, head on back! We seriously put a lot of work into this show for you. Why don't you respect our profession? We are dedicated artists whose purpose is to please!</p>
<p>Well fellas, looks like another night with no audience. Want to go down to Main St. and stand under a street light and laugh into all hours of the night? I mean, nothing better to do, right?</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Peter Sagal, the clown prince of NPR.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up, don't be shy, there's nothing to be scared of here, nothing at all, we're just a bunch of really friendly, charming, hilarious, and definitely not at all creepy, CLOWNS!</p>
<p>Wait, where are you going? Why is everyone running for the hills? Turn 'round, head on back! We seriously put a lot of work into this show for you. Why don't you respect our profession? We are dedicated artists whose purpose is to please!</p>
<p>Well fellas, looks like another night with no audience. Want to go down to Main St. and stand under a street light and laugh into all hours of the night? I mean, nothing better to do, right?</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Peter Sagal, the clown prince of NPR.</p>
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      <itunes:summary>Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up, don&apos;t be shy, there&apos;s nothing to be scared of here, nothing at all, we&apos;re just a bunch of really friendly, charming, hilarious, and definitely not at all creepy, CLOWNS!

Wait, where are you going? Why is everyone running for the hills? Turn &apos;round, head on back! We seriously put a lot of work into this show for you. Why don&apos;t you respect our profession? We are dedicated artists whose purpose is to please!

Well fellas, looks like another night with no audience. Want to go down to Main St. and stand under a street light and laugh into all hours of the night? I mean, nothing better to do, right?</itunes:summary>
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Wait, where are you going? Why is everyone running for the hills? Turn &apos;round, head on back! We seriously put a lot of work into this show for you. Why don&apos;t you respect our profession? We are dedicated artists whose purpose is to please!

Well fellas, looks like another night with no audience. Want to go down to Main St. and stand under a street light and laugh into all hours of the night? I mean, nothing better to do, right?</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>Those were the last words on Charles Foster Kane's lips as the snowglobe dropped to the floor, shattering. A tear rolled down his face as he looked upon the crumpled diaper on the fireplace mantle. He let out his last breath. Alone amongst his sculptures in Xanadu...</p>
<p>What did that last word mean? Find out on this week's episode, where we reboot Orson Welles' 1941 classic film as NETIZEN KANE 2.0!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Andy Serkis. There's nothing that you and hundreds of special effects artists can't do.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 5 Sep 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&quot;Rosebud...&quot;</p>
<p>Those were the last words on Charles Foster Kane's lips as the snowglobe dropped to the floor, shattering. A tear rolled down his face as he looked upon the crumpled diaper on the fireplace mantle. He let out his last breath. Alone amongst his sculptures in Xanadu...</p>
<p>What did that last word mean? Find out on this week's episode, where we reboot Orson Welles' 1941 classic film as NETIZEN KANE 2.0!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Andy Serkis. There's nothing that you and hundreds of special effects artists can't do.</p>
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      <itunes:title>41: Citizen Kane</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>&quot;Rosebud...&quot;

Those were the last words on Charles Foster Kane&apos;s lips as the snowglobe dropped to the floor, shattering. A tear rolled down his face as he looked upon the crumpled diaper on the fireplace mantle. He let out his last breath. Alone amongst his sculptures in Xanadu...

What did that last word mean? Find out on this week&apos;s episode, where we reboot Orson Welles&apos; 1941 classic film as NETIZEN KANE 2.0!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Andy Serkis. There&apos;s nothing that you and hundreds of special effects artists can&apos;t do.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>&quot;Rosebud...&quot;

Those were the last words on Charles Foster Kane&apos;s lips as the snowglobe dropped to the floor, shattering. A tear rolled down his face as he looked upon the crumpled diaper on the fireplace mantle. He let out his last breath. Alone amongst his sculptures in Xanadu...

What did that last word mean? Find out on this week&apos;s episode, where we reboot Orson Welles&apos; 1941 classic film as NETIZEN KANE 2.0!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Andy Serkis. There&apos;s nothing that you and hundreds of special effects artists can&apos;t do.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Birthday! Congratulations listener, It's that time of year again. The time of year when we plan out Jared's Birthday several months in advance. This year he's turning 31 so we want it to be extra special. Because you only turn 31 once. After this episode I think we will all agree that is a very good thing. TBH I only came for the strippers.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to ourselves, Sam Chidley and James Meiser, for being the best friends ever.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/e28fb812-p_qjyfR4</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Birthday! Congratulations listener, It's that time of year again. The time of year when we plan out Jared's Birthday several months in advance. This year he's turning 31 so we want it to be extra special. Because you only turn 31 once. After this episode I think we will all agree that is a very good thing. TBH I only came for the strippers.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to ourselves, Sam Chidley and James Meiser, for being the best friends ever.</p>
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      <itunes:title>40: Jared&apos;s Birthday</itunes:title>
      <itunes:author>Psychic Energy</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Happy Birthday! Congratulations listener, It&apos;s that time of year again. The time of year when we plan out Jared&apos;s Birthday several months in advance. This year he&apos;s turning 31 so we want it to be extra special. Because you only turn 31 once. After this episode I think we will all agree that is a very good thing. TBH I only came for the strippers.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to ourselves, Sam Chidley and James Meiser, for being the best friends ever.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Happy Birthday! Congratulations listener, It&apos;s that time of year again. The time of year when we plan out Jared&apos;s Birthday several months in advance. This year he&apos;s turning 31 so we want it to be extra special. Because you only turn 31 once. After this episode I think we will all agree that is a very good thing. TBH I only came for the strippers.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to ourselves, Sam Chidley and James Meiser, for being the best friends ever.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>39: Climate Change</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Inconvenient truth? More like a golden opportunity for balloon manufacturers and SpaceX. How are those two things related, and what do they have to do with climate change? Everything, my child. Everything. There are more solutions for the worsening climate than watching Al Gore give powerpoint presentations, and we make some headway on a better way forward. We also invent the future of the economy. All in a day's work.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Al Gore for being a hypocrite who stuck his tongue down his (ex)wife's throat before he gave up on becoming President.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/9d2e685c-_3UGojlQ</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Inconvenient truth? More like a golden opportunity for balloon manufacturers and SpaceX. How are those two things related, and what do they have to do with climate change? Everything, my child. Everything. There are more solutions for the worsening climate than watching Al Gore give powerpoint presentations, and we make some headway on a better way forward. We also invent the future of the economy. All in a day's work.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Al Gore for being a hypocrite who stuck his tongue down his (ex)wife's throat before he gave up on becoming President.</p>
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      <itunes:title>39: Climate Change</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Al Gore for being a hypocrite who stuck his tongue down his (ex)wife&apos;s throat before he gave up on becoming President.</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Al Gore for being a hypocrite who stuck his tongue down his (ex)wife&apos;s throat before he gave up on becoming President.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>38: Killing Hitler</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Do you have a thirst for blood? Do you want to see the life go out of a man's eyes? Are you seeking vengeance? If so, hop in our time machine and give us a hand killing Adolf Hitler. It's going to be fun, exciting, and might even be a little dangerous.</p>
<p>The best part about it: no moral repercussions whatsoever!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Tom Cruise, for giving the whole &quot;killing Hitler&quot; thing a shot in that movie Valyrie.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2017 00:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/8c843a53-9yaMTZD0</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you have a thirst for blood? Do you want to see the life go out of a man's eyes? Are you seeking vengeance? If so, hop in our time machine and give us a hand killing Adolf Hitler. It's going to be fun, exciting, and might even be a little dangerous.</p>
<p>The best part about it: no moral repercussions whatsoever!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Tom Cruise, for giving the whole &quot;killing Hitler&quot; thing a shot in that movie Valyrie.</p>
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The best part about it: no moral repercussions whatsoever!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Tom Cruise, for giving the whole &quot;killing Hitler&quot; thing a shot in that movie Valyrie.</itunes:summary>
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The best part about it: no moral repercussions whatsoever!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Tom Cruise, for giving the whole &quot;killing Hitler&quot; thing a shot in that movie Valyrie.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Will Smith for discovering concussions or something (oh and also to David Croom for stopping in as a special guest).</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hold on to your funyuns, it's that time of year sports fans! This week we take a break from fantasizing about genetic engineering to fantasize about football. Well, clone football mostly. Hope you wore your helmet because some of these ideas are really, really bad.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Will Smith for discovering concussions or something (oh and also to David Croom for stopping in as a special guest).</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Will Smith for discovering concussions or something (oh and also to David Croom for stopping in as a special guest).</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Will Smith for discovering concussions or something (oh and also to David Croom for stopping in as a special guest).</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>36: NASCAR</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>What is a Daytona 500 and why can you only turn left on it? Is there a better way to celebrate victory than drinking milk? (Spoiler: don't drink spoiled milk). Join us on this journey through hard left turns, near crashes, actual crashes, turtles with fishing poles, a modernization of NASCAR and a new way to save the world from global warming!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to UberFast, for getting us to the finish line. (UberFast is entirely fictional and in no way associated with Uber the ride-sharing company).</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is a Daytona 500 and why can you only turn left on it? Is there a better way to celebrate victory than drinking milk? (Spoiler: don't drink spoiled milk). Join us on this journey through hard left turns, near crashes, actual crashes, turtles with fishing poles, a modernization of NASCAR and a new way to save the world from global warming!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to UberFast, for getting us to the finish line. (UberFast is entirely fictional and in no way associated with Uber the ride-sharing company).</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to UberFast, for getting us to the finish line. (UberFast is entirely fictional and in no way associated with Uber the ride-sharing company).</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to UberFast, for getting us to the finish line. (UberFast is entirely fictional and in no way associated with Uber the ride-sharing company).</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Flu Game Jordans. Triple Black NMDs with the Japanese lettering. Red Octobers. All crap.</p>
<p>If you're tired of taking L after L trying to cop the latest Yeezys because you're not a robot, and feeling bad about being a consumerist shill for Big Sneaker, this is the podcast for you. Unless you're a robot. Robots go home. You aren't welcome here. Unless you happen to be BB-8. Everyone loves BB-8.</p>
<p>Anyway. Shoes. When it comes right down to it, we're all just podcast listeners waiting for the other shoe to drop.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Waldo. We hope you find what you're looking for.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2017 06:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Flu Game Jordans. Triple Black NMDs with the Japanese lettering. Red Octobers. All crap.</p>
<p>If you're tired of taking L after L trying to cop the latest Yeezys because you're not a robot, and feeling bad about being a consumerist shill for Big Sneaker, this is the podcast for you. Unless you're a robot. Robots go home. You aren't welcome here. Unless you happen to be BB-8. Everyone loves BB-8.</p>
<p>Anyway. Shoes. When it comes right down to it, we're all just podcast listeners waiting for the other shoe to drop.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Waldo. We hope you find what you're looking for.</p>
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      <itunes:title>35: Shoes</itunes:title>
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Anyway. Shoes. When it comes right down to it, we&apos;re all just podcast listeners waiting for the other shoe to drop.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Waldo. We hope you find what you&apos;re looking for.</itunes:summary>
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If you&apos;re tired of taking L after L trying to cop the latest Yeezys because you&apos;re not a robot, and feeling bad about being a consumerist shill for Big Sneaker, this is the podcast for you. Unless you&apos;re a robot. Robots go home. You aren&apos;t welcome here. Unless you happen to be BB-8. Everyone loves BB-8. 

Anyway. Shoes. When it comes right down to it, we&apos;re all just podcast listeners waiting for the other shoe to drop.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Waldo. We hope you find what you&apos;re looking for.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>34: The Afterlife</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Is there a hell? You're favorite N64 multiplayer games? An infinite orgasm? Every everlasting soul screaming out for it to end? The answer may surprise you. (Yes).</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to THE BIG GUY, whoever that is...</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/a5725ff9-rABB3Klj</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Is there a hell? You're favorite N64 multiplayer games? An infinite orgasm? Every everlasting soul screaming out for it to end? The answer may surprise you. (Yes).</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to THE BIG GUY, whoever that is...</p>
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      <itunes:title>34: The Afterlife</itunes:title>
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A special thanks this week to THE BIG GUY, whoever that is...</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to THE BIG GUY, whoever that is...</itunes:subtitle>
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To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!</p>
<p>Shamare! Buzzcat! Bing Bong!<br />
Shadonk! Buzzroar! Drim Drum!</p>
<p>Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Satoshi Tajiri, for being really into bug fighting!</p>
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To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!</p>
<p>Shamare! Buzzcat! Bing Bong!<br />
Shadonk! Buzzroar! Drim Drum!</p>
<p>Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Satoshi Tajiri, for being really into bug fighting!</p>
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To beat all the rest, yeah that&apos;s my cause!

Shamare! Buzzcat! Bing Bong!
Shadonk! Buzzroar! Drim Drum!

Catch &apos;em, catch &apos;em, gotta catch &apos;em all!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Satoshi Tajiri, for being really into bug fighting!</itunes:summary>
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To beat all the rest, yeah that&apos;s my cause!

Shamare! Buzzcat! Bing Bong!
Shadonk! Buzzroar! Drim Drum!

Catch &apos;em, catch &apos;em, gotta catch &apos;em all!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Satoshi Tajiri, for being really into bug fighting!</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>This week we lift up the hood on the 4th of July and realize it needs some tinkering. Why do fireworks have to sound like explosions? Why isn't Glengarry Glen Ross considered a quintessential 4th of July film? This week's episode is not for the faint of heart: you're going to be getting a big dollop of reality slopped on top of your back yard BBQ burger.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to John Hancock, for having such a big Hancock.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 13:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the anarchy from which it came, one nation, under no rule of law, with bluetooth firework speakers for all!</p>
<p>This week we lift up the hood on the 4th of July and realize it needs some tinkering. Why do fireworks have to sound like explosions? Why isn't Glengarry Glen Ross considered a quintessential 4th of July film? This week's episode is not for the faint of heart: you're going to be getting a big dollop of reality slopped on top of your back yard BBQ burger.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to John Hancock, for having such a big Hancock.</p>
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      <itunes:title>32: The 4th of July</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the anarchy from which it came, one nation, under no rule of law, with bluetooth firework speakers for all!

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      <description><![CDATA[<p>As always, we're tearing down old boundaries. This week we're tearing down actual boundaries. Talking about walls here people! What are they made of? How big should they be? Is Walmart a wall? What about Christoph Waltz? What is a wall anyway? And what's on the other side? (Spoiler: it's more walls).</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Mikhail Gorbachev, for tearing down that one wall.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2017 11:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As always, we're tearing down old boundaries. This week we're tearing down actual boundaries. Talking about walls here people! What are they made of? How big should they be? Is Walmart a wall? What about Christoph Waltz? What is a wall anyway? And what's on the other side? (Spoiler: it's more walls).</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Mikhail Gorbachev, for tearing down that one wall.</p>
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      <itunes:title>31: Walls</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>As always, we&apos;re tearing down old boundaries. This week we&apos;re tearing down actual boundaries. Talking about walls here people! What are they made of? How big should they be? Is Walmart a wall? What about Christoph Waltz? What is a wall anyway? And what&apos;s on the other side? (Spoiler: it&apos;s more walls).</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Leo.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, summer. School's out, the sun is shining, the surf is good, and...hey! There's sand in my shoes! Will someone please smear some sunscreen down my hairy back? No? Ok, I hope I don't miss any spots. Anyway I'll just lay down and relax, this looks like a perfect spot. Oh, wait a minute. Oh my. I just set my towel down on what looks like a jellyfish wrapped in a used condom. You know what, I'll just head home and do something else with my day....like sit in beach traffic. Ugh. I HATE THE BEACH!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Leo.</p>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Ah, summer. School&apos;s out, the sun is shining, the surf is good, and...hey! There&apos;s sand in my shoes! Will someone please smear some sunscreen down my hairy back? No? Ok, I hope I don&apos;t miss any spots. Anyway I&apos;ll just lay down and relax, this looks like a perfect spot. Oh, wait a minute. Oh my. I just set my towel down on what looks like a jellyfish wrapped in a used condom. You know what, I&apos;ll just head home and do something else with my day....like sit in beach traffic. Ugh. I HATE THE BEACH!</itunes:subtitle>
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<li>Toothpaste Searchers Anonymous</li>
<li>Toronto Sports Arena</li>
<li>Tacos, Samosas, Arepas</li>
<li>Terrorist Stoppers Association</li>
<li>Too Sexy Authority</li>
<li>The Sloppy Asses</li>
<li>Taylor Swift Appreciators</li>
<li>&quot;Tubular!&quot; said Albert</li>
<li>Tuna, Sardines, Anchovies</li>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to TSA Precheck.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 6 Jun 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kick off your shoes, take off those belts, and put your laptops in the provided bins, and get your sexy self ready to be scanned, TSA style! What does TSA stand for anyway? Here's a list of possibilities.</p>
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<li>Toothpaste Searchers Anonymous</li>
<li>Toronto Sports Arena</li>
<li>Tacos, Samosas, Arepas</li>
<li>Terrorist Stoppers Association</li>
<li>Too Sexy Authority</li>
<li>The Sloppy Asses</li>
<li>Taylor Swift Appreciators</li>
<li>&quot;Tubular!&quot; said Albert</li>
<li>Tuna, Sardines, Anchovies</li>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to TSA Precheck.</p>
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      <itunes:title>29: TSA</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to TSA Precheck.</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to TSA Precheck.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our pecs!</p>
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      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our pecs!</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to our pecs!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>LET&apos;S GET RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPED!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Carl Bernstein, for being an adorable British bear, and also for his journalistic integrity.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's not the crime, it's the cover up. This week we shine a light on the true story behind the Watergate scandal. Or you know, what the story would be like if it were up to us. Here's a hint: Nixon is a giant cockroach who is also made of cockroaches and has sex with cockroaches. There's also plenty of celebrity teen assassins and references to controversial pornography. If you're going to challenge the official story, be sure to corroborate your sources. We have three.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Carl Bernstein, for being an adorable British bear, and also for his journalistic integrity.</p>
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      <itunes:title>28: Watergate</itunes:title>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Jared's oral surgeon for not cutting his face apart.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 15:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Travel back to a time when you were popping pimples, your voice was cracking, you started looking at your opposite gendered classmates differently, and some orthodontist shoved your mouth full of metal. We can't tackle all of puberty, but we can take a look at braces and see if there's not an adjustment or two that we can make.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Jared's oral surgeon for not cutting his face apart.</p>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to...well, Bigfoot.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 9 May 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to...well, Bigfoot.</p>
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<p>Suggestions blah blah blah tweet @thatsnotpod blah blah blah thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the Los Angeles culinary institution Cinco De Mayo.</p>
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<p>A special thanks this week to old drawers for being so good at holding forgotten secrets!</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm...I wonder if I left anything in here?</p>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the dove whose head Ozzy Osbourne bit off.</p>
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<p>Listen to the lead song Enthroned off the album Dawn of The Satanic Age, by Clouds Taste Satanic, on Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/cvltnation/clouds-taste-satanic-enthroned</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the brave men and women of HR. Add us on LinkedIn!</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the brave men and women of HR. Add us on LinkedIn!</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sun: can't live with it, can't live without it, amirite? So how do we make peace with the great fire in the sky? Maybe all it will take is some '90s music and Edward James Olmos.</p>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Also, here's a very funny cat video:</p>
<p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0</p>
<p>A special thanks to the ancient Egyptians,  who recognized the true power of cats.</p>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Also, here's a very funny cat video:</p>
<p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0</p>
<p>A special thanks to the ancient Egyptians,  who recognized the true power of cats.</p>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the crack team of Swedish ladies naming all our favorite furniture.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 4 Apr 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The SNOTBOYZ go furniture shopping at IKEA, and realize the Swedish company could learn a thing or two from them. Come for the live theater, stay for the 3D printing, and leave when you hear Jared talk about secret beds.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the crack team of Swedish ladies naming all our favorite furniture.</p>
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<p>If you'd like to listen to the cover or download it for your permanent records check that out here: https://soundcloud.com/thatsnotpod/hotel-laquinta</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the Eagles.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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<p>If you'd like to listen to the cover or download it for your permanent records check that out here: https://soundcloud.com/thatsnotpod/hotel-laquinta</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the Eagles.</p>
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      <itunes:title>20: Hotel California</itunes:title>
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Today, everything changes. It isn&apos;t a cover, it&apos;s a re-imagining.

If you&apos;d like to listen to the cover or download it for your permanent records check that out here: https://soundcloud.com/thatsnotpod/hotel-laquinta

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to the Eagles.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Written by Glenn Frey, sung by Don Henley, and released in 1977; The Eagles&apos; &quot;Hotel California&quot; was an immediate hit. The song shot up the Billboard charts and into history as the world&apos;s most beloved song by dads everywhere. 

Today, everything changes. It isn&apos;t a cover, it&apos;s a re-imagining.

If you&apos;d like to listen to the cover or download it for your permanent records check that out here: https://soundcloud.com/thatsnotpod/hotel-laquinta

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to the Eagles.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Sam.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/84d0e5de-yPsx2_BR</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our first microsode! On the eve of Episode 20, the #SNOTBOYZ try to figure out what's going on with Sam's mouth.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to Sam.</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

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      <itunes:subtitle>Our first microsode! On the eve of Episode 20, the #SNOTBOYZ try to figure out what&apos;s going on with Sam&apos;s mouth.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to Sam.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to the Hamburglar, Colonel Sanders, Dave Thomas's mother, Carl Sr., and all five of the guys.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2017 11:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Would you like fries with that? This week we're laying the special sauce on pretty thick as we make fast food even faster, more expensive, and arguably more dangerous. Come for the ethical treatment of low wage workers, stay for the predigested salami burrito. This episode is neither a sexual euphemism or a recipient of corporate sponsorship. So take that In and Out!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to the Hamburglar, Colonel Sanders, Dave Thomas's mother, Carl Sr., and all five of the guys.</p>
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      <itunes:title>19: Fast Food</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

Special thanks this week to the Hamburglar, Colonel Sanders, Dave Thomas&apos;s mother, Carl Sr., and all five of the guys.</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

Special thanks this week to the Hamburglar, Colonel Sanders, Dave Thomas&apos;s mother, Carl Sr., and all five of the guys.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to that one creepy guy.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 7 Mar 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this minisode, we stop for the night at a motel. But will they ever let us out? Is it some kind of Satanic cult? Or do they just want to watch us bone? Take a load off listener, check out isn't till 11.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to that one creepy guy.</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to that one creepy guy. </itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to that one creepy guy. </itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the great unveiler, Dan Brown.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join us as we pull back the curtain on what makes a truly great secret society. Is it the caliber of the members? The mission statement? The sex rituals? The #SNOTBOYS battle it out to see who can stake claim to the greatest secret society of them all. The answer may surprise you!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the great unveiler, Dan Brown.</p>
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<p>RADCLIFFE: What do we have here?</p>
<p>OFFICER: Looks like an episode on Crime TV. And a quadruple decapitation.</p>
<p><em>He looks at the bodies. All of their heads are missing.</em></p>
<p>HAND: Looks like these jokers really lost their heads, didn't they?</p>
<p><em>Radcliffe uses a pair of tongs to extract a phone from one of the victims pockets. He unlocks it and goes to their podcasts app.</em></p>
<p>RADCLIFFE: And it looks like their podcasts too.</p>
<p>HAND: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?</p>
<p>RADCLIFFE: I think so...</p>
<p>BOTH: ...the #SNOTBOYZ.</p>
<p>HAND: Hosts of the podcast where they take a hard look at the world around us and fix it. Also, they decapitate people four at a time.</p>
<p>RADCLIFFE: I heard that if you have any suggestions for future episodes, you can go ahead and tweet to them at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop them a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>HAND: Hmm.</p>
<p>RADCLIFFE: Dear god, there's a a special thanks carved into this one's chest. It's to Dick Wolf.</p>
<p>HAND: Those sick bastards.</p>
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      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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<p>RADCLIFFE: What do we have here?</p>
<p>OFFICER: Looks like an episode on Crime TV. And a quadruple decapitation.</p>
<p><em>He looks at the bodies. All of their heads are missing.</em></p>
<p>HAND: Looks like these jokers really lost their heads, didn't they?</p>
<p><em>Radcliffe uses a pair of tongs to extract a phone from one of the victims pockets. He unlocks it and goes to their podcasts app.</em></p>
<p>RADCLIFFE: And it looks like their podcasts too.</p>
<p>HAND: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?</p>
<p>RADCLIFFE: I think so...</p>
<p>BOTH: ...the #SNOTBOYZ.</p>
<p>HAND: Hosts of the podcast where they take a hard look at the world around us and fix it. Also, they decapitate people four at a time.</p>
<p>RADCLIFFE: I heard that if you have any suggestions for future episodes, you can go ahead and tweet to them at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop them a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>HAND: Hmm.</p>
<p>RADCLIFFE: Dear god, there's a a special thanks carved into this one's chest. It's to Dick Wolf.</p>
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      <itunes:title>17: Crime TV</itunes:title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, it's Valentine's Day. Some of you might even think that's a good thing. But if you're planning to buy a card for that special someone, you might want to listen to this episode first. This week we rewrite the greeting card industry to shake up office protocol, tell the world the way we really feel, and somehow also demonstrate a whopping ignorance of basic economic principles.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the United States Postal Service.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2017 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, it's Valentine's Day. Some of you might even think that's a good thing. But if you're planning to buy a card for that special someone, you might want to listen to this episode first. This week we rewrite the greeting card industry to shake up office protocol, tell the world the way we really feel, and somehow also demonstrate a whopping ignorance of basic economic principles.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to the United States Postal Service.</p>
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      <itunes:title>16: Greeting Cards</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to the United States Postal Service.</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to the United States Postal Service.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to JFK, the Russians, and Ham.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 7 Feb 2017 22:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all know the moon landing was real. It happened. End of discussion. The real question is: what could the great U S of A have done differently? Should we have really sent Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins to the moon? What if the moon lander was actually a pickup truck? We team up with N'Sync to make some adjustments to the moon landing in this week's episode of That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a look at stuff and fix it by talking about said-stuff for an indeterminate length of time.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to JFK, the Russians, and Ham.</p>
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      <itunes:title>15: The Moon Landing</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to JFK, the Russians, and Ham.</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to JFK, the Russians, and Ham.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>No floor-plan or layout is safe as the #SNOTBOYS tackle Apartments in this week's episode of That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where they take a look at stuff and fix it by talking about said-stuff for an indeterminate length of time.</p>
<p>What rooming situations will they tolerate? Which one of them lives in a garage? Will those dishes do themselves?! All will be revealed!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our landlords. May you lord over us for a thousand years.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 1 Feb 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>No floor-plan or layout is safe as the #SNOTBOYS tackle Apartments in this week's episode of That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where they take a look at stuff and fix it by talking about said-stuff for an indeterminate length of time.</p>
<p>What rooming situations will they tolerate? Which one of them lives in a garage? Will those dishes do themselves?! All will be revealed!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>A special thanks this week to our landlords. May you lord over us for a thousand years.</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

A special thanks this week to our landlords. May you lord over us for a thousand years.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Studios... One-bedrooms... Two-bedrooms... Half-baths... Quarter-baths... ENSUITE KITCHENETTES! No floor-plan or layout is safe as the &apos;SNOTBOYS tackle apartments in this week&apos;s episode of That&apos;s Not How I&apos;d Do It, the podcast where they take a look at stuff and fix it by talking about said-stuff for an indeterminate length of time. What rooming situations will they tolerate? Which one of them lives in a garage? Will those dishes do themselves?! All will be revealed!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

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<p>This week we all go apesh*t in Ape Town preparing for the ape-rising. There's also some weird inter-species stuff happening, so yeah, if you can't explain it to yourself, you probably don't want to explain it to your four year old.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to to Jane Goodall and Ham the Chimp.</p>
<p>Also, as promised, here is a link to a very regrettable encounter between a chimpanzee and a frog:</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.</p>
<p>This week we all go apesh*t in Ape Town preparing for the ape-rising. There's also some weird inter-species stuff happening, so yeah, if you can't explain it to yourself, you probably don't want to explain it to your four year old.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to to Jane Goodall and Ham the Chimp.</p>
<p>Also, as promised, here is a link to a very regrettable encounter between a chimpanzee and a frog:</p>
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      <itunes:title>13: Chimpanzees</itunes:title>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

Special thanks this week to to Jane Goodall and Ham the Chimp.</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

Special thanks this week to to Jane Goodall and Ham the Chimp.</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>In Episode 12, we have our first guest on the show, and go back and forth on elevators!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Otis Redding!</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2017 22:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.</p>
<p>In Episode 12, we have our first guest on the show, and go back and forth on elevators!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Otis Redding!</p>
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      <itunes:title>12: Elevators with David Croom</itunes:title>
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<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to to David Carradine!</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2017 17:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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<p>In Episode 11, we're hitting the snooze button on life and bringing you an episode all about sleep.</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to to David Carradine!</p>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

Special thanks this week to to David Carradine!</itunes:summary>
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If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy New Year! I hope you didn't get in too much trouble over the holidays. ;)</p>
<p>We're back with a minisode tackling the do's and don'ts of being attacked by a sniper. Barring some kind of catastrophic/mildly uncomfortable event, regular-sized episodes resume next week! &lt;3</p>
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<p>Grab some beef jerky and buckle up! This week we hit the road in search of the real America. You know - state mandated cultural exchange programs, sex bots, and large swaths of uncharted territories.  If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Dwight D. Eisenhower!</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.</p>
<p>Grab some beef jerky and buckle up! This week we hit the road in search of the real America. You know - state mandated cultural exchange programs, sex bots, and large swaths of uncharted territories.  If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Dwight D. Eisenhower!</p>
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<p>In Episode 9 we tread all over the hallowed ground that is Star Wars! Why is planetary genocide taken so lightly? What exactly did Luke and Leia do when the lights turned out? Should Woody Allen direct a Star Wars film? If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to classic George Lucas!</p>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.</p>
<p>In Episode 9 we tread all over the hallowed ground that is Star Wars! Why is planetary genocide taken so lightly? What exactly did Luke and Leia do when the lights turned out? Should Woody Allen direct a Star Wars film? If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to classic George Lucas!</p>
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<p>In Episode 8, we take on the LAMESTREAM MEDIA! Should the news be biased? Should it be set to stoner doom metal? Should it be fake??? If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Wolf Blitzer's dumb old beard!</p>
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<p>In Episode 8, we take on the LAMESTREAM MEDIA! Should the news be biased? Should it be set to stoner doom metal? Should it be fake??? If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Wolf Blitzer's dumb old beard!</p>
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Special thanks this week to Wolf Blitzer&apos;s dumb old beard!</itunes:summary>
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<p>Special thanks this week to Lazy Susan.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2016 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it. This week we treat ourselves to dinner. Tune in to find out how we choose a restaurant, how table manners should be reinvented, and who among us is the worst tipper. For desert you should check out our twitter feed at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Bon appetit!</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Lazy Susan.</p>
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<p>Episode 06 focuses on bars, and how we think happy hours need to have more nacho troughs, bartenders should be licensed therapists, and patrons should be fed drinks like hamsters. If you have any suggestions or critiques, go ahead and tweet to us @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Prince!</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2016 19:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>thatsnotpod@gmail.com (Psychic Energy)</author>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.</p>
<p>Episode 06 focuses on bars, and how we think happy hours need to have more nacho troughs, bartenders should be licensed therapists, and patrons should be fed drinks like hamsters. If you have any suggestions or critiques, go ahead and tweet to us @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Prince!</p>
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<p>In Episode 05, we try to hit all the serial killing trademarks without resorting to the usual clichés like bible-influenced murder-tableaus or making pantsuits out of human skin!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, and Dr. Frankenstein!</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2016 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.</p>
<p>In Episode 05, we try to hit all the serial killing trademarks without resorting to the usual clichés like bible-influenced murder-tableaus or making pantsuits out of human skin!</p>
<p>If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, and Dr. Frankenstein!</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 7 Nov 2016 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>https://thatsnotpod.simplecast.com/episodes/61ad06a6-aAfbGJGy</link>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it. This week we take on the Presidential Election. Listen in to find out how we heal the nation. Pollute our twitter feed with your political ideology at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Don't forget to vote tomorrow! Special thanks this week to Tom Cruise.</p>
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<p>Ahead of Monday's Election episode, we're doing a minisode on Trump Impressions. Huge! If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
<p>Special thanks this week to Dolly!</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2016 13:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.</p>
<p>Ahead of Monday's Election episode, we're doing a minisode on Trump Impressions. Huge! If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.</p>
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Ahead of Monday&apos;s Election episode, we&apos;re doing a minisode on Trump Impressions. Huge! If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.

Special thanks this week to Dolly!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome to That&apos;s Not How I&apos;d Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it. 

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Special thanks this week to Dolly!</itunes:subtitle>
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<p>Special thanks this week to Adele.</p>
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